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Neil deGrasse Tyson On How To Stop a Meteor Hitting the Earth

An anonymous reader writes "Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson talks stopping extinction-level meteor hits: '...Here in America, we're really good at blowing stuff up and less good at knowing where the pieces land, you know...So, people who have studied the problem generally – and I'm in this camp – see a deflection scenario is more sound and more controllable. So if this is the asteroid and it's sort of headed toward us, one way is you send up a space ship and they'll both feel each other. And the space ship hovers. And they'll both feel each other's gravity. And they want to sort of drift toward one another. But you don't let that happen. You set off little retro rockets that prevent it. And the act of doing so slowly tugs the asteroid into a new orbit.'"

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  1. That feel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    that feel when you're feeling another's feel in space

  2. Neil degrades Tyson on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reads more like an article on his talking about How other people talk about stopping one from hitting the earth.

  3. Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by flyingfsck · · Score: 0

    The blast from the little retro rockets hitting the much larger asteroid, will cancel the whole thing out - every action having an equal and opposite reaction and all that pesky old Newtonian conservation of momentum stuff...

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    1. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by p0p0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

    2. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by goombah99 · · Score: 2

      The blast from the little retro rockets hitting the much larger asteroid, will cancel the whole thing out - every action having an equal and opposite reaction and all that pesky old Newtonian conservation of momentum stuff...

      Just use a tractor beam instead.

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    3. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Athanasius · · Score: 4, Informative

      They don't need to be thrusting directly at the asteroid. Think 3 or more at angles, so they cancel each others' sideways thrust and the overall thrust misses the asteroid, whilst providing net 'away' thrust. Yes, this reduces efficiency.

    4. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even if it wasn't the case, it seems to be it would be a hellva lot more efficient to use the rockets to just push the damn asteroid, rather than rely on gravity. A couple of tonnes of probe isn't going to exert much influence on a couple of hundred (thosand?) tonnes of space rock.

    5. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The blast from the little retro rockets hitting the much larger asteroid

      Have you notices how quickly gases expand in vacuum? There won't be any such thing as "hitting the much larger asteroid".

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    6. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible. If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

    7. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The blast from the little retro rockets hitting the much larger asteroid, will cancel the whole thing out - every action having an equal and opposite reaction and all that pesky old Newtonian conservation of momentum stuff...

      Just aim the rockets at an angle from the anchor ship so the mass from the retrorocket exhaust avoids the asteroid.

      It's not clear how close the ship needs to be, if it's hundreds or thousands of miles from the asteroid, the gas plume from the rockets may have expanded to many times the diameter of the asteroid, so only a tiny fraction of the energy is transferred to the asteroid.

    8. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why would the blast of the rockets hit the asteroid?

      And if it would why would it cancel the movement of the satellite out? did you do the math? Do you even know how to do it?

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    9. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The blast from the little retro rockets hitting the much larger asteroid, will cancel the whole thing out - every action having an equal and opposite reaction and all that pesky old Newtonian conservation of momentum stuff...

      Just use a tractor beam instead.

      Or use sharks ... with lasers ... it's the only way to be sure.

    10. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 5, Informative

      The asteroidmay not be solid rock. It could be a rubble-pile type, and there might not be anything solid-enough to apply force to in a consistent way. It might be two closely orbiting bodies of rock, in which case you can't push on one in any type of consistent direction.

      The benefit of the gravity-tug approach is that if you have a body of some concentrated mass moving at you, then if you have a spaceship sit away from it and maintain a constant position relative to a point other then the asteroid, then you can act on it's entire mass consistently.

      Find it early enough, and you can do this with high-efficiency ion thrusters, rather then needing inefficient chemical rockets.

      Re: reactive force from retrorockets - you fire them off-angle to the asteroid so exhaust doesn't hit them. You can easily mount orthogonal engines which would carefully cancel the attraction of the asteroid without directing any exhaust at it.

    11. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      it would be a hellva lot more efficient to use the rockets to just push the damn asteroid, rather than rely on gravity.

      Asteroids usually rotate. So the rocket (or more likely an ion thruster) would need to cycle on and off if it was on the surface of the asteroid. But it would still be far simpler and cheaper to just detonate a small fission bomb. Then instead of tons, it would just need to be a few dozen kg.

    12. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a plane tied to a banner with a string. The plane turns on its propeller and somehow it can propel both itself and the banner. Now replace the plane with a spaceship, the turbines with little retro rockets, the banner with an asteroid, and the string with the force of gravity and you basically have the same setup. Momentum is conserved because the propellant is propelled in the opposite direction from the asteroid-spaceship system. If you don't aim the propellant at the asteroid then everything works out.

    13. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because meteors rotate?

    14. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Where's "-1, appeal to authority" when you need it? Either "flyingfsck (986395)" makes a good point or he doesn't. There's no point in even having a comments section if nobody's going to actually discuss the subject, and flyingfsck (986395) is certainly makigna better contribution to that than you are.

    15. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

      But the point is correct. The gravitational attraction of a spaceship to an asteroid is a weak force. It means you can only a apply a force equal to the weight of the ship on the asteroid. Also, the momentum of the propellant from the rocket pushes against the asteroid, countering the thrust of the rocket. (Unless you direct the rocket away from the asteroid, in which case the rocket escapes from the asteroid.) It's a bad idea.

    16. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because we are currently unable to judge the stability of the object, or it's internal mass distribution just by looking at it from long range.
      Pushing it at any point might just lead to breaking off a small piece, or the spaceship slowly sinking into and through it.
      If we miss the mass center, the push will mostly be transformed into rotation.

      All these problems are a non issue with gravitiational pull.

    17. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if it wasn't the case, it seems to be it would be a hellva lot more efficient to use the rockets to just push the damn asteroid, rather than rely on gravity. A couple of tonnes of probe isn't going to exert much influence on a couple of hundred (thosand?) tonnes of space rock.

      You don't need much deflection if you have enough time.

    18. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Putting an airbag on the front of the rocket and putting the nose of the rocket against the asteroid doesn't reduce efficiency. And you can put a nuclear powered ion drive on the thing and keep pushing for a long time.

    19. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you notices how quickly gases expand in vacuum? There won't be any such thing as "hitting the much larger asteroid".

      What range from the asteroid are you expecting this tiny little space probe to be at while its gravitational pull is deflecting the asteroid away from the Earth?

    20. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, because you use ion engines on the tug which are tremendously more efficient per launch weight than chemical thrusters.

      This isn't a strategy for an "OMG - it's going to wipe us out next week!" asteroid - it's for ones where the orbit shows a near hit of Earth fairly far into the future. Small gravitational tugs over a long period of time are all that's required.

      Now, ideally those asteroids can be brought into a useful orbit where they can be mined for more mass to deflect more and more asteroids. In the mid-term perhaps only the ion engines need to be sent up from Earth.

      Tyson isn't inventing this - it's a well-accepted strategy in the community that he's trying to explain to a larger audience.

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    21. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by asylumx · · Score: 2

      So don't push against the asteroid. Spacecraft seem to be able to propel themselves in space just fine without something to push against. Aim the thrusters tangentially to the asteroid so the thrust force doesn't push against the asteroid.

    22. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by ls671 · · Score: 0

      It might be two closely orbiting bodies of rock...

      In that case, send the asteroid some closely orbiting space junk that is currently orbiting Earth. They should cancel each other and we get rid of the space junk, win-win.

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    23. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Vulch · · Score: 4, Informative
      the momentum of the propellant from the rocket pushes against the asteroid, countering the thrust of the rocket

      Only if you let it. The Gravity Tractor idea usually uses two ion engines aimed so the exhaust goes either side of the body being towed. The tractor stays in place and there's no unwanted momentum transfer.

    24. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by tgd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible. If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

      The way the universe works doesn't really depend, in any way, upon you finding physics "acceptable".

      And a great many people, who clearly are vastly more knowledgeable than you, have done the math and know what they're talking about

    25. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by egcagrac0 · · Score: 2

      It may not be much, but those little tiny bits of acceleration add up.

    26. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Asteroids usually rotate. So the rocket (or more likely an ion thruster) would need to cycle on and off if it was on the surface of the asteroid. But it would still be far simpler and cheaper to just detonate a small fission bomb. Then instead of tons, it would just need to be a few dozen kg.

      To what effect?

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    27. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by tgd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

      But the point is correct. The gravitational attraction of a spaceship to an asteroid is a weak force. It means you can only a apply a force equal to the weight of the ship on the asteroid. Also, the momentum of the propellant from the rocket pushes against the asteroid, countering the thrust of the rocket. (Unless you direct the rocket away from the asteroid, in which case the rocket escapes from the asteroid.) It's a bad idea.

      Do they not teach basic science in the US anymore? The fact that it would work should be something can be easily proven by anyone who has taken highschool physics. You do realize that rockets don't take off because they're pushing against the ground, right? You just need to move the center of gravity the tiniest amount. When you're traveling a billion or two miles, and you're trying to miss something that is only 13,000km across, you don't need to put a lot of pressure on it, you just need to put a little pressure for a very long time.

    28. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a great many people, who clearly are vastly more knowledgeable than you, have done the math and know what they're talking about

      Name six.

    29. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by sfm · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up !! This point is missed in most discussions on this topic

    30. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't know about six, but I can name 7 of 9.

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    31. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

      But the point is correct. The gravitational attraction of a spaceship to an asteroid is a weak force. It means you can only a apply a force equal to the weight of the ship on the asteroid. Also, the momentum of the propellant from the rocket pushes against the asteroid, countering the thrust of the rocket. (Unless you direct the rocket away from the asteroid, in which case the rocket escapes from the asteroid.) It's a bad idea.

      Do they not teach basic science in the US anymore? The fact that it would work should be something can be easily proven by anyone who has taken highschool physics. You do realize that rockets don't take off because they're pushing against the ground, right? You just need to move the center of gravity the tiniest amount. When you're traveling a billion or two miles, and you're trying to miss something that is only 13,000km across, you don't need to put a lot of pressure on it, you just need to put a little pressure for a very long time.

      Do they not teach Newton's third law in your country, or has it been repealed for your convenience?

    32. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This has always struck me as the most direct, reliable solution.

      If you're going to use rockets with small thrust, you'd be better off just sticking two rockets on your probe, using one to push on the asteroid (with the exhaust gases or ions or whatever) and the other pointed in the other direction for station-keeping. Gravity is pretty damn weak.

    33. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Entropius · · Score: 1

      You can compute the force on the asteroid as a function of distance: if it's 1000km away from the asteroid, the acceleration of the asteroid is 7*10^-19 m/s^2 for a 10-ton spaceship. That r^2 in Newton's law of gravity is a bitch. If this is going to work at all you've got to get closer.

    34. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody else who does not have a clue how rockets or impulse drive work? Is it "but once it is in vacuum, it will have nothing to push against any more" time again?

    35. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps. But you'll have to keep going back and forth - push away, decelerate and stop, return, push away again, etc. Wouldn't a series of chemical impulses like this move the mass more than gravity? Sure, you might have a pile of rubble instead, so you'd need a more complicated control system, but shit you already just flew an ion rocket next to an asteroid, I can't believe we can't take the next small step and design the appropriate control systems for sustained herding behavior.

    36. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, I'm going to patent this, and hold the patent until the earth is in danger. Then I will sell if for a MILLION dollars! Hahahahaha!

    37. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      What range from the asteroid are you expecting this tiny little space probe to be at while its gravitational pull is deflecting the asteroid away from the Earth?

      That can be easily calculated from the mass of the asteroid, mass of the probe, and the thrust of the engine. Give me the numbers and I will tell you.

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    38. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you might not have enough time. I vote for efficacy over efficiency.

    39. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by tgd · · Score: 1

      Do they not teach Newton's third law in your country, or has it been repealed for your convenience?

      Yes, and even Newton could've figured out how a rocket works.

    40. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That's utterly minuscule compared to the forces involved here. Even the PAA is exactly that, a difference with respect to the actual acceleration, which is four orders of magnitude higher.

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    41. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What moron modded this up? In no way could anyone have interpreted OP's post to mean that he thinks propellant pushes against the environment. OP was incorrect to assume that the nozzles need to point directly "downwards", but you are making even more incorrect assumptions. Either you have horrible English and you don't understand the phrase "momentum of the propellant" or you are ignorant of the laws of motion.

    42. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      If it's a rubble-pile type, then running into even a small amount of that rubble, and moving it, would work just as effectively as hovering above the entire mass. Just displace some of the mass of your rubble pile and you've achieved your result...

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    43. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      Taking a 30,000 kg ship at 20 km from the asteroid and the gravitational constant to be 6.7x!0^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2, you would have a gravitational acceleration of about 5x10^-14 m/s^2. To move it 6,400,000 m (one earth radius) would require 1.6x10^10 seconds (about fifty years).

      Also, for two asteroids orbiting each other, if these are "small" asteroids, what gravity would obtain between them? Two asteroids of radius 20 kilometers each with 50 kilometers between their centers (and having earth's density for a mass of 5x10^13 kg each) would have a mutual gravitational acceleration of 1.3x10^-5 m/s^2. Would it be that hard to separate them?

    44. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

      Because asteroids rotate.

      It probably works great if you want to push it in a poleward direction, though.

    45. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Stop dragging facts into Slashdot!

    46. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That gets you around the exhaust problem but worsens the problem of gravitational force limiting. The closer your tractor ship to the asteroid, the more propellant you must use pushing in useless directions. The farther you put it, the more efficient the use of fuel but the amount of time you must pull to get the same delta P increases as the square of the distance to avoid the tractor escaping.

      The optima don't align at all. If you want to minimize the amount of time you must spend towing, you put the "tractor" very close, about 1.25 radii from the asteroid. (Actually maybe a little farther to ensure you don't hit the asteroid with any of the propellant.) That that reduces your efficiency to about 60% of what it would be in the limit and your force to about 38% of the weight of the tractor on the asteroid's (assumed spherical) surface. For non-spherical towed objects, it gets worse. But assuming efficiency isn't a consideration, you're still limited to less than the gravitational force between the asteroid and your tractor.

      It must have a lot of mass when it gets there because if it doesn't it won't have enough gravity to pull anything anywhere. The smallest objects we'd probably need to move are 100-meter asteroids that mass something like 3E9 kg. So the force you can apply this way is limited to less than .074 Nt/ton of tractor. Over a year of such pulling, you get a delta-v of about .0008 meters per second. How much do you have to change the velocity to miss the Earth? About by the diameter of the Earth. It turns out to do that in a year takes about a 2 ton tractor. A rock twice that big has 8 times the mass and would take 4 times the tractor to move it in the same time.

      This has to be compared in practicality to other methods. While it solves the problem of not having to physically land on the object, you still must match velocities exactly and must send a bunch of dead weight to pull your object with.

    47. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      If it's a rubble type, then a nuke would work to displace enough mass to move it. Seems like this is a one-size-fits-all solution. One solution for the iron-type and one for the rubble piles. The optimal solution for each may not match. Then the question becomes at what range we can distinguish. That, and the one I heard about casting a net over the whole thing and towing it with a long cable.

    48. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

      The way the universe works doesn't really depend, in any way, upon you finding physics "acceptable".

      And a great many people, who clearly are vastly more knowledgeable than you, have done the math and know what they're talking about

      Do you thusly ridicule all questions and desires to learn that you encounter? As you are clearly vastly more knowledgeable and know what you're talking about (and willing to spend time responding), the least you could do is be constructive and try to answer their question. If you even noticed one was posed in the first place given your eagerness to insult people.

    49. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Taking a 30,000 kg ship at 20 km from the asteroid and the gravitational constant to be 6.7x!0^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2, you would have a gravitational acceleration of about 5x10^-14 m/s^2. To move it 6,400,000 m (one earth radius) would require 1.6x10^10 seconds (about fifty years).

      Also, for two asteroids orbiting each other, if these are "small" asteroids, what gravity would obtain between them? Two asteroids of radius 20 kilometers each with 50 kilometers between their centers (and having earth's density for a mass of 5x10^13 kg each) would have a mutual gravitational acceleration of 1.3x10^-5 m/s^2. Would it be that hard to separate them?

      But you aren't talking about moving it X distance, you're talking about deflecting it X angle...

      Even 1 degree is a decent change at a few AU

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    50. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by formfeed · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

      Better source, yes. But is he a reliable defender of our planet?
      If a meteor is coming our way, it would kind of proof that earth hasn't been able to clear its own path.

    51. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It might be two closely orbiting bodies of rock, in which case you can't push on one in any type of consistent direction.

      Sounds like the current US House and Senate. Can we fire thrusters at them anyway?

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    52. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But you aren't talking about moving it X distance, you're talking about deflecting it X angle...

      Even 1 degree is a decent change at a few AU

      The tangent of 1 degree is 0.017 . . . An AU is 93,000,000 miles, so that would require a deflection of 1.5 million miles.

      And actually we are talikng about X distance. If we don't slow it down, we still have to push it an earth radius away.

      If we're speaking of deflection, even slowing it down without altering its direction might work. The earth's orbital velocity is 30 km/s. If we slow it down by three minutes, that's 5,400 km.

    53. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you get it early, and by early I mean 1-2 passes of Earth before it is due to collide with Earth, then you may only need to move it a few hundred meters to avoid a potential Earth impact on its next pass.

    54. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Yup, we just got to reverse the polarity of the forward deflector array.

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    55. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Unless you are slowing it down, it still needs to miss by at least one earth radius.

    56. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      The trouble is that an asteroid is always tumbling, so one would need multiple rockets on the surface of the thing that fire in sequence in order to get periodical thrust in a useful direction, but that can be done and would probably be a lot better than a weak gravity tug.

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    57. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible. If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

      The way the universe works doesn't really depend, in any way, upon you finding physics "acceptable".

      And a great many people, who clearly are vastly more knowledgeable than you, have done the math and know what they're talking about

      I was just assuming that the Universe preferred to favor the direct thrust of rockets rather than the gentle, baby's breathe effect of gravity what with its tiny mass. However you disparage the notion of thrusters because you heard something out of Neil deGrasse Tyson and swooned to adopt it as gospel. // Sorry, I'm forced to watch "Gone with the Wind" by my wife right now, and I do declare it has affected my sensibilities.

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    58. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Aboroth · · Score: 1

      The way the universe works doesn't really depend, in any way, upon you finding physics "acceptable"

      I can't wait for somebody to put this quote on a picture of you looking profound while sitting in a sea of stars then post it to an online imageboard dedicated to how awesome science is.

    59. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      But on the other hand, if you have an asteroid body witih much debris around it, the debris could damange the craft long before main body were deflected. In this case, your rocket is toast and little to nothing has been done to alter the course of the path of the meteor's main body.

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    60. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tyson isn't inventing this - it's a well-accepted strategy in the community that he's trying to explain to a larger audience.

      It's still not that all that accepted. There are a lot of big if's involved- we'll have to detect it far enough in advance that we can actually build, launch, and get the Gravity Tug into position in time for it to work. The more massive the object is, the more time we need to move it... or we need a more massive Tug which also equates to more time to get it out TO the asteroid.

      On the other hand, we could launch a series of rockets pretty much directly at the damn thing. We could send a variety of types of "impactors", everything from bombs to solid mass "slugs" to an array of smaller objects working like a shotgun blast. Everyone keep focusing on what we'd need to do to completely avoid an asteroid, but we don't need to avoid it. We just need to break it up (i.e. increase the surface area) enough so the pieces burn up in the atmosphere.

      If the asteroid is big enough to be considered an actual "planet killer" then we're not going to be able to get enough mass out to it in time to actually do anything in the first place, Gravity tug or not. The only hope in that type of situation is to go full-on Bruce Willis and try to nuke it into sand.

    61. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deflect our asteriods toward Klendathu, Tango Urilla, and Planet P before they send theirs to Earth.

    62. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the push will mostly be transformed into rotation.

      Someone needs to retake their introductory physics course.

    63. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was assuming the retro rockets on the space ship would push away from the asteroid by firing in the direction of the asteroid, in which case the propellant would hit the asteroid and push it away from the space ship, which should (I haven't done the maths myself to check this, but I suspect it is true due to conservation of energy and conservation of momentum) counter the gravitational pull of the space ship. Of course, that is quite a naive assumption, it is certain that the astrophysicists that came up with this plan have considered this, and the most likely solution is to have multiple retro rockets angled so that the thrust generated by them adds up moving in the direction they want, but without the propellant hitting the asteroid.

    64. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Goaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Appeal to authority is, in many, many cases, a perfectly valid argument. Appeal to authority is the entire reason our society can even function at all. We offload complicated decisions to people who are better at them than us.

      And in this case, it is once again correct. Neil deGrasse Tyson does indeed know what he is talking about. The gravity tractor idea has been around for a long time, and in theory works just fine.

    65. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The problem with what your thinking is your thinking in 2 dimensional trigonometry and the problem is about 4 dimensional geodesics with a good dose of multiple body orbital dynamics thrown in for good measure. In short it's so complicated that we can't solve the problem, only arrive at approximations. The closest physical analogy we're familiar with is predicting where a rock will go when it's skipped off water with waves; the smallest changes will result in large changes of trajectory on the rock.

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    66. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      I mention that the timing may get messed, but I'm stuck in 2D trig? Doesn't the 4-dimensiomality make it easier to solve?

    67. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible.

      The force of gravity between the asteroid and the ship is small, not necessarily negligible. Let's take some basic physics. The gravitational force between two objects is g (about 9.8 m/s/s) times the mass of the first object times the mass of the second object divided by the square of the distance between them.

      F = g*m1*m2/d^2

      The acceleration of an object imparted by a given force is the force divided by the mass of the object being accelerated.

      F = m*a or a = F/m

      So combining those two equations, the acceleration of the meteor being moved due to the gravity of the spaceship is g times the mass of the spaceship divided by the square of the distance between the meteor and the spaceship. The mass of the meteor cancels out.

      a = g*m_{ship}/d^2

      Now this is likely to be small, true. But just like interest in the financial world, the secret is time.If you can impart even a small acceleration over a long enough time frame, the thing you're accelerating ends up going at a pretty good velocity.

      The approach you'd need to use to react to a meteor depends on the size and how long in advance of its impact you can detect it. If you detect it a year or two ahead of time? At _best_ you might have time to prepare an Armageddon-style mission; more likely you'd want to find some way to record information about humanity's progress so the survivors can recover or aliens can learn about the extinct human race. Ten years would be better for that type of "plant a bomb on it" mission or to prepare to launch a nuclear missile at it. Fifty to a hundred years? A low, slow method like gravitational towing may be good enough to ensure that Earth and the meteor don't pass through the same point in Earth's orbit at the same time.

    68. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the asteroid is spinning (like, well, 100% of asteroids are), this won't work very well. You couldn't control the direction of the thrust very well and could only thrust when the rocket is (by chance) aligned in the desired direction.

      In the 0% likelihood case that you can find a spinless asteroid, the thruster would have to be exactly aligned with the asteroid's center of mass or it will simply make the asteroid spin, and you're back to the previous scenario.

    69. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smallest objects we'd probably need to move are 100-meter asteroids that mass something like 3E9 kg. So the force you can apply this way is limited to less than .074 Nt/ton of tractor.

      Mind if I check your maths? The gravitational force is:

      (gravitational constant) * (mass of tractor) * (mass of asteroid) / (distance)2

        = (6.67e-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2) * (1000 kg) * (3e9 kg) / (50 m)^2

        = 0.08 Newtons, for a 1-tonne tractor

      Yep, that checks out. I don't think it's as problematic as you suggest, though. We predict the orbits of asteroids decades in advance: if it takes a year or so to perform the deflection, and avoids the problems of the direct-contact method (asteroid is rotating; no firm attachment points), that's okay.

    70. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I think the point he is trying to make is that you would move it such a tiny amount that you would need to get to it years or even decades before the mother hit earth and as we saw with Russia not too long ago? We really ain't THAT good at detecting hunks of space rock heading at us.

      Now I may only be a layperson but i think there is a flaw in Mr Tyson's logic, his entire premise is we'll "Blow the sucker up" like something from Michael Bay but frankly that just wouldn't be logical for the reason he points out, you just make a bigger mess. but what he isn't figuring on is we have variable yield nukes that will let you dial in EXACTLY how much force you want coming from your nuke and we also have nukes designed to penetrate to a set depth THEN blow up, so called "bunker buster" weapons. Now since from what we have seen the truly big nasty rocks are pretty much giant hunks of iron and rock there is no reason why you couldn't use a bunker buster to carve out a little cavity to put the nuke in which would then work similarly to Project Orion and be used NOT for destructive force to "blow the sucker up" but instead be used like a giant thruster to steer the asteroid away from the planet. While Mr Tyson is right that it won;t take much if you catch it early enough frankly betting all life on catching it early enough doesn't sound like the best choice IMHO. This way you have a workable "plan B" that would at least let you move it over enough to keep it from impacting without worrying about turning one big chunk into a shitload of little chunks.

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    71. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Because we are currently unable to judge the stability of the object, or it's internal mass distribution just by looking at it from long range.
      Pushing it at any point might just lead to breaking off a small piece, or the spaceship slowly sinking into and through it.
      If we miss the mass center, the push will mostly be transformed into rotation.

      All these problems are a non issue with gravitiational pull.

      The gravitational one could be fairly efficient, if you used a co-orbiting asteroid that was small enough to maneuver with the thrusters you could provide. Grab a rocky asteroid out there for mass, pilot it over to be captured by the gravity well of The Big Nasty ("TBM"). Use the method NdGT espouses, or possibly just bind enough extra mass with TBM to change its trajectory anyhow. Would that work? Maybe a couple of hundred, or thousand micro-thrusters to grab aggregate mass via swarm coordinated navigation could add enough mass to TBM incrementally to change the angle by the requisite amount.

      Just curious...

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    72. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually maybe a little farther to ensure you don't hit the asteroid with any of the propellant.

      In a vacuum, the gas from the propellant won't dissipate quite as much...

      An additional force to think about - if you're using gas propellant, or perhaps an electrostatically accelerated ion engine, you're going to build up quite a charge throwing those ions around, aren't you? You'd have to consider that in your calcs. Might change the shape of the attraction curve between the two bodies.

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    73. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's using a Dean Drive. (in reverse gear)

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    74. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is of course, how much time do you need with respect to the weight of an asteroid (including construction and launch)? Although my gut feeling says it isn't very feasible unless we see it coming from Neptune or something, I'm inclined to agree with NDT, based on his extensive knowledge of astrophysics.

    75. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to assume Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is a much better source than you.

      Well, no offense to Neil deGrasse Tyson. I respect his opinion as an astrophysicist, but that hardly makes him an expert on asteroid orbits and gravity.

    76. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we miss the mass center, the push will mostly be transformed into rotation.

      Uh, no? There is something called "impulse invariance". Which is the only thing of interest in space. Energy is not preserved in crashes. The point of diminuishing returns is not when the asteroid starts rotating, but when the rotation reaches a speed where it causes objects to escape the gravitational field of the asteroid. The impulse of the remaining asteroid parts will depend on the direction and speed of their departure.

      As long as all parts stay together, any rotation will not make a difference about where the asteroid is going.

    77. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible. If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

      The way the universe works doesn't really depend, in any way, upon you finding physics "acceptable".

      And a great many people, who clearly are vastly more knowledgeable than you, have done the math and know what they're talking about

      He is right, actually. Landing would quite simplify matters. Except
      a) it wastes quite a bit of total available impulse in the wrong direction for getting a smooth landing.
      b) orientation of the asteroid's surface is not going to point constantly in the best direction. You can orient a spaceship easily. You can't as easily orient an asteroid. In particular, if it is already rotating.

    78. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Choke* *Gak* Ahem.... which g was that? You used g, the accn on the surface of Earth due to its gravity.

      I think you really wanted G, the gravitational constant: 6.67398 × 10^-11 m3 kg-1 s-2

      You're only out by twelve orders of magnitude... that was a brain-glitch, right? Everything else you said seemed ok. But I'd emphasize that we don't really care about the resulting transverse speed change - very very small - but the angular displacement, the change in direction.

      Given enough distance, we can deflect a galaxy. The great question is whether we deflect enough, given the distances we might actually have...

    79. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by fche · · Score: 1

      "Find it early enough, and you can do this with high-efficiency ion thrusters"

      That means travelling far enough to catch it when it's far enough, and carrying enough extra fuel to pull on it ("hover") long enough (years?). Is there anything like that close to existence?

    80. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      When it hovers it only needs a tiny amount of propellant every few months (basically to prevent itself from crashing on the asteroid).

      If you touch the asteroid and use the rocket, you can only burn as long as you have propellant ... with a more or less non existing effect.

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    81. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      We are talking about TWO BODIES. All other bodies are s far away, they don't matter.

      On top of that, 3D and 2D are regarding gravity exactly the same, regarding speed as wel, regarding trajectories: AS WELL!

      So your fear is bollocks.

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    82. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The force of gravity between the asteroid and the ship is small, not necessarily negligible. Let's take some basic physics. The gravitational force between two objects is g (about 9.8 m/s/s) times the mass of the first object times the mass of the second object divided by the square of the distance between them.

      F = g*m1*m2/d^2

      Your equation is incorrect. That equation (law of universal gravitation) uses "Big G", aka the gravitation constant. G = 6.67e-11 N(m/kg)^2

      Little g is only useful on earth...

    83. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The problem is none of you have considered that the asteroid is also gravitationally attracted to the earth!!!!

    84. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      If it's a rubble type, then a nuke would work to displace enough mass to move it. Seems like this is a one-size-fits-all solution. One solution for the iron-type and one for the rubble piles. The optimal solution for each may not match. Then the question becomes at what range we can distinguish. That, and the one I heard about casting a net over the whole thing and towing it with a long cable.

      The problem is that your nuke would fire bits off in every direction and that would balance out.

      What you really want is to only fire an exactly calculated mass of bits off the asteroid in one, very carefully chosen direction that perfectly puts your asteroid into a fairly harmless new orbit (ie, not likely to hit or pass close by anything in this solar system at least). Also, make each of the the bits you fire off small so that if they hit anything they just burn up.

      Another option I just thought off is event better: Just steer the asteroid into Jupiter. Problem solved permanently, no more asteroid, and Jupiter absorbs one more chunk of crap that barely alters is size in relative terms so has no impact on its orbit.

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    85. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Also, the momentum of the propellant from the rocket pushes against the asteroid, countering the thrust of the rocket. this is nonsense.
      My probe has perhaps a mass of a metric ton. I burn 1gram of rocket fuel. Now imagine that gram hits the billion tons asteroid.
      Do you really think that gram has the same effect on a 1 t on thing as on a 1 billion ton thing? Go back to school ...

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    86. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Eraesr · · Score: 1

      Just engage the tractor beam!

    87. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by cusco · · Score: 1

      Until the rotation of the asteroid wraps that cable around it a few times, and now it's not so long any more.

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    88. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      astrophysicist. scientist. ie, theory. and theory always works in its ivory tower.

      but in the real world practical application tears theory to shreds.
      actual practical application requires an engineer. and the engineers say that gravity tug is going to need two things:
      -lots of mass. the less mass, the longer it takes for it to work.
      -lots of fuel. and while the fuel can help with the mass thing, as you spend fuel, youre mass will decrease, so it wont negate it completely.

      and then there's one other thing: the particles of the thruster exhaust that impact the target object will move it via impact, and if the distance between the two objects is sufficiently small or the gravity tug itself has insufficient mass, these impacts will impart a greater force than that of the gravitaional attraction.

      So it's great how smart he is, I think he's really cool too....but i'll go with the engineers on this one over the astrophysicist.

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    89. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would normally agree but the whole thing sounds preposterous. The gravitational pull of a spaceship is negligible.

      The force of gravity between the asteroid and the ship is small, not necessarily negligible. Let's take some basic physics. The gravitational force between two objects is g (about 9.8 m/s/s) times the mass of the first object times the mass of the second object divided by the square of the distance between them.

      F = g*m1*m2/d^2

      Watch it. That should be the gravitational constant G (6.674×10^11 N*m^2/kg^2), not Earth's surface gravity, g.

      The acceleration of an object imparted by a given force is the force divided by the mass of the object being accelerated.

      F = m*a or a = F/m

      So combining those two equations, the acceleration of the meteor being moved due to the gravity of the spaceship is g times the mass of the spaceship divided by the square of the distance between the meteor and the spaceship. The mass of the meteor cancels out.

      a = g*m_{ship}/d^2

      Which makes this quite a bit smaller, (about 10^-11 times)

      Now this is likely to be small, true. But just like interest in the financial world, the secret is time.If you can impart even a small acceleration over a long enough time frame, the thing you're accelerating ends up going at a pretty good velocity.

      The approach you'd need to use to react to a meteor depends on the size and how long in advance of its impact you can detect it. If you detect it a year or two ahead of time? At _best_ you might have time to prepare an Armageddon-style mission; more likely you'd want to find some way to record information about humanity's progress so the survivors can recover or aliens can learn about the extinct human race. Ten years would be better for that type of "plant a bomb on it" mission or to prepare to launch a nuclear missile at it. Fifty to a hundred years? A low, slow method like gravitational towing may be good enough to ensure that Earth and the meteor don't pass through the same point in Earth's orbit at the same time.

    90. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      that then requires even more fuel, from wasting a portion of the reaction thrust.

      and so far we havent even considered that the object will gravitationally attract the exhaust matter anyway, and should it capture any of it, it increases its own graviational force, both requiring more force to negate its pull, and constantly reducing the effectiveness of the tug trying to do its thing (tug losing mass, target is gaining it...)

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    91. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      practical application however kills it.
      the time scale required is huge. time to travel to it, and time to affect the change.
      to shorten the time scale, the mass/fuel required, already quite large, becomes huge.

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    92. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      it defintely would. if the target object captures any significant portion of the exhaust, then you not only have to deal with the decreasing mass of the tug, but the inversely increasing mass of the target.

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    93. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...If you're going to send a spaceship up there and let it "hover" why not just have it actually contact the meteor and use its thrusters to push it out of the way?

      If you saw the blurry video of asteroid DA14, it was pretty clear that it was tumbling. Good luck contacting a spot on a tumbling asteroid and pushing it in any predetermined direction.

    94. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      and the point you people often miss is:

        "The closer your tractor ship to the asteroid, the more propellant you must use pushing in useless directions. The farther you put it, the more efficient the use of fuel but the amount of time you must pull to get the same delta P increases as the square of the distance to avoid the tractor escaping." (courtesy of Shavano, a few posts higher up)

      in other words, the closer you are, the better your attraction but the more you have to angle away (wasting more and mroe fuel, exponentially). the farther you are, the more efficient your fuel use, but the weaker your attraction (exponentially)

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    95. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      firstly, you arent going to be burning anything close to 1g of rocket fuel.

      secondly, if your propellent has enough reaction force to move your ship (which it must), and your ship has enough heft to have any impact on the object (which it must), then that exhaust can and will be sufficient to have an effect on the object, both by direct collision and by potentially being captured by it and adding to its mass.

      you are far too arbitrarily dismissive and insulting when you yourself fail to consider the scale of the things involved.
      go back to school? only if the teachers are smarter than you.

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    96. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      impact isnt the only danger. they also have to be sufficiently angled such the the asteroid wont capture the exhaust and add it to its own mass.
      the inefficiancy only adds to the amount of mass lost by the tug and potentially captured by the asteroid

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    97. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      time is the enemy of gravity tugs. gravity tugs need a lot of time to even work.

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    98. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So you don't know how it's rotating at all, and so you will hit the equator 100% of the time? I presumed that they'd be able to at least get a rough idea of how it was spinning. I guess NASA could never tell which direction it was spinning.

    99. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The problem is that your nuke would fire bits off in every direction and that would balance out.

      Yes, some small bits going left at high velocity, and the main mass going slow to the right, neither mass striking the Earth. I'm not seeing the down side.

    100. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by dywolf · · Score: 1

      gases left to their own devices and with no external forces directing them in a certain semi-coherent direction. the only thing for them to impact with is each other, causing the expansion.

      that doesnt apply to rocket exhaust, where the gases also have a clear line of travel imparted to them by the going from an area of high pressure (combustionc hamber) to low pressure (the outside).

      and though people too oftem try to shorthand it by conflating the two seperate interactions into one, its really two systems occuring at same time: gases leaving exhaust nozzle, and gases interacting with asteroid.

      the exhaust plume will have a volumetric shape (the plume) within which its fairly coherent and the particles can transfer significant energy via collision, with efficiency dropping as you move further and further from the plume. they will still have a clear general direction of movement however, different from that of gas particles at rest. the principle of superposition can show two states of the gases: one, the equivelent gases "at rest" only colliding with each other, producing the expanding "random" gas particle movement everyone knows. the other state being the gas particles moving away from the combustion chamber.

      and the higher the thrust, the longer the plume and most force imparted at a longer distance.

      and another consideration is the asteroid trapping exhaust via gravity, or, if sufficient exhaust is wasted by being angled away from teh asteroid, the exhaust plume, as diffuse at it may be, having an attraction on the opposite side of the object.

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    101. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      The value that you've given for g is the acceleration due to gravity ON EARTH. G in your first equation should be capitalised, and it's the Universal Gravitational constant. G ~= 6.67 x 10^-11 N(m / kg)^2

      This doesn't make your logic less correct, but your numbers are going to be several orders of magnitude off.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_constant
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_of_Earth

    102. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by TJNoffy · · Score: 1

      If you saw the blurry images of the Asteroid 2012 DA14, it was tumbling at a pretty good rate. Good luck contacting that safely and thrusting it in any predetermined direction...

    103. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The problem is that your nuke would fire bits off in every direction and that would balance out.

      Then you've got shitty aim.

      You detonate near the surface on one side. You loose a large portion of energy to empty space, but the energy that is applied is all applied in the same general direction.

      If we could 'just steer the asteroid into Jupiter' we'd already have solved this problem wouldn't we? We are, in fact, talking about ways to 'steer' the asteroid.

      Just solve your problem with the solution to your problem the the solution solves.

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    104. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its cute how you seem to think the energy imparted is some how magically different because it doesn't touch.

      You can not be more efficient than direct contact pushing, anything else is less efficient. It may not be possible to push directly on the surface of the asteroid for any number of reasons however.

      The reason you can only use a bit of fuel over a long period of time is because you're not exerting any useful amount of force on the object.

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    105. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its going to have the exact same force it gave to you in the first place, 100% canceling itself out. Do you think in space energy that comes from humans is magically different from energy that interact with the asteroid?

      Perhaps you should consider going back to school.

      Equal and opposite reactions ... basic physics here.

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    106. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      It does not matter how much fuel you burn, in fact you burn in that situation much much less.

      What about some basic physics education? You only need 3 formulas to calculate everything involved.

      Law of gravity: F = g * (m1 + m2) / r^2
      Law of conservation of impuls, or more precisely the impuls formula: p = m * v; or in this case pt = m1 * v1 + m2 * v2 = const.
      Law of conservation of energy.

      With the three laws and the formulas above you can easy prove yourself that you are wrong.

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    107. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I forgot to include the formula for the energy of a moving object: E = m * v.

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    108. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Its cute how you seem to think the energy imparted is some how magically different because it doesn't touch.
      I did not say or think that, how do you come to that conclusion?

      You can not be more efficient than direct contact pushing, anything else is less efficient. It may not be possible to push directly on the surface of the asteroid for any number of reasons however.
      Sorry, from an ENERGY point of view it does not matter if you pull or push. You always use the same amount of energy.
      It is completely the same energy if you push up a stone with your arm to a height of 2 meters or if you use a rope over a roll and pull the stone up there. However the pushing might feel harder so you perhaps believe it is more efficient ...

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    109. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Its going to have the exact same force it gave to you in the first place, 100% canceling itself out. Do you think in space energy that comes from humans is magically different from energy that interact with the asteroid?
      Sigh. No it does not.

      Equal and opposite reactions ... basic physics here.

      There is no equal and opposite reaction.

      The probe is accelerated by x grams of fuel and if all fuel hits the asteroid the asteroid is also accelerated by x gram of fuel. However the probe is a billion times lighter than the asteroid, so the fuel gives it billion times more SPEED! So the speed in one direction is higher than in the other.
      Exactly the same thing happens in the rocket engine. VERY FAST exhaust goes one way and into the other way the probe is accelerated very moderately.

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    110. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting any of the political powers that be to collaborate on anything further out than the next couple of election cycles.

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    111. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The time scale of ANY asteroid deflection project is measured in years if not decades. This one is slightly slower, but not by that much. Very small deflections are sufficient if you just start early enough.

    112. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the sun still counts, I'd expect that frequently the Moon counts and of course the Earth counts. The point is if something is on a trajectory to hit the Earth, it doesn't take much to perturb that trajectory enoungh to miss.

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    113. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry its G not g
      g=9.8 m s^-2
      G=6.67384 * 10^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2
      a slight difference of ELEVEN ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE

    114. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      and the point you people often miss is:

      "The closer your tractor ship to the asteroid, the more propellant you must use pushing in useless directions. The farther you put it, the more efficient the use of fuel but the amount of time you must pull to get the same delta P increases as the square of the distance to avoid the tractor escaping." (courtesy of Shavano, a few posts higher up)

      in other words, the closer you are, the better your attraction but the more you have to angle away (wasting more and mroe fuel, exponentially). the farther you are, the more efficient your fuel use, but the weaker your attraction (exponentially)

      No, quadratically.

    115. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by jadv · · Score: 0

      You missed me when you talked about g (the pull of Earth's gravity on its surface) instead of G (the universal gravitational constant).

    116. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I make it about 65 billion tonnes, for a dinosaur killer scale asteroid (I am not 100% convinced that the Chixulub impactor actually killed off the dinosaurs ; but it would sure as hell been a bad hair day for them.) of 5km diameter, and assuming a net density of 1tonne/ cubic metre. Which would be high for a (water-ice) comet but not far off right for a "rubble-pile" asteroid.

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    117. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      This isn't a strategy for an "OMG - it's going to wipe us out next week!" asteroid

      We don't have a strategy for dealing with those.

      We don't even have a hint of a strategy for dealing with those.

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    118. Re:Sorry, little retro rockets won't work for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant G (6.7x!0^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2) not g (9.7ms^-1)

  4. Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "pull" between a spaceship and an asteroid would be equal to the apparent weight of the spaceship on its surface, decreased by the square of the distance between the two objects. This would reduce the traction to a very limited amount.

    You'd get better results with a cable from the ship attached to the surface, but the problem would be the rotation of both objects.

    To do a decent job, the spaceship would need to collect a large quantity of mass before attempting to drag the asteroid.

    1. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by hawguy · · Score: 4, Informative

      The "pull" between a spaceship and an asteroid would be equal to the apparent weight of the spaceship on its surface, decreased by the square of the distance between the two objects. This would reduce the traction to a very limited amount.

      You'd get better results with a cable from the ship attached to the surface, but the problem would be the rotation of both objects.

      To do a decent job, the spaceship would need to collect a large quantity of mass before attempting to drag the asteroid.

      I think the point is that you don't know how fragile the asteroid is (it could just be a big pile of rubble held together by its own gravity), so anything you do to it through physically touching it, like attaching a cable, landing on it, etc, may break it up into smaller pieces with the result that instead of one large asteroid, you now have a dozen or maybe hundreds of smaller asteroids that you have to deflect. And the set of smaller asteroids will have the same effect on earth as the one large asteroid.

    2. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by egcagrac0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it won't. The surface/mass ratio will be different (smaller pieces can burn up more readily), and if they're spread out enough, instead of all that mass hitting at once, we just get a few nights of falling stars of little consequence.

      We seem to survive the Leonids OK, and we've been surviving them for a long time.

    3. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And the set of smaller asteroids will have the same effect on earth as the one large asteroid.

      That would be the case if the earth lacked an atmosphere, but 1,000 1-km asteroids are preferable to one 10-km asteroid. Assuming that all those asteroids actually hit the earth.

    4. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and a spaceship will exert enough of a gravitational force on it, but the piece we're pushing won't?

    5. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Little pieces of meteors will burn up in the atmosphere. If it is at all possible to break it up into a cloud of very small pieces, then that would also solve the problem.

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    6. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the set of smaller asteroids will have the same effect on earth as the one large asteroid.

      That would be the case if the earth lacked an atmosphere, but 1,000 1-km asteroids are preferable to one 10-km asteroid. Assuming that all those asteroids actually hit the earth.

      That's assuming they don't arrive at the same place at the same time. There would have to be enough separation between the pieces for the atmosphere to refill the holes that the first ones formed. Think race cars drafting but at supersonic speeds it is much more pronounced.

      If they are still fairly tightly grouped, the atmosphere wouldn't have much of an effect on the majority of the rocks.

    7. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't any nudge make them drift apart? Their mutual gravity is weak.

    8. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Lenoids is really just a dust cloud. Nothing of significant size in it.

    9. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      If you turn an asteroid headed this way into a dust could...

    10. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the set of smaller asteroids will have the same effect on earth as the one large asteroid.

      That would be the case if the earth lacked an atmosphere, but 1,000 1-km asteroids are preferable to one 10-km asteroid. Assuming that all those asteroids actually hit the earth.

      The atmosphere will ultimately absorb the kinetic energy more or less evenly around the globe and turn it into an oven for a few weeks. Scientific American had an article on that some years back. That's the likely reason for the mass extinctions; after all, why would a tiny 10-kilometer meteor on one side of the planet have any impact on life on the other side of the planet? Answer: after the dust settles, the atmosphere will have heated up by hundreds of degrees everywhere burning all forests.

      One thousand one-kilometer meteors might simply spread the heat more evenly and make the extinctions more certain and more complete.

    11. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by MMORG · · Score: 1

      The difficulty with this sort of problem is that the magnitudes involved are so ridiculously outside our realm of experience that we simply cannot reason about it in a "common sense" sort of way. If we're talking about something in the range of an extinction-level asteroid (which is what the original article was about), then no, spreading out the mass won't make any practical difference in terms of our ability to continue living here (assuming that most of it still hits the atmosphere). The mass of the asteroid contains X amount of kinetic energy and will contain that same amount regardless of whether its in one piece or thousands of pieces. Our common-sense reasoning says that lots of small pieces will spread out the energy load and the atmosphere is such a gigantic heat sink that it would be able to safely absorb it, but in the case of an extinction-level event we're talking about so much energy that it doesn't much matter how much it's spread out - it's still more than enough to instantly fry the entire impact side of the planet. The heat flash and shock wave of a distributed impact (even if spread out over several minutes or even hours) would completely immolate the surface of one half of the planet. Nothing would be left standing at all. The temperature of the entire atmosphere would jump by several hundreds of degrees. The non-impact side wouldn't fare much better since the effects from the impact side would spread globally within a few hours. Sure, the Earth's crust would remain more or less intact but there wouldn't be anyone living here anymore.

    12. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by MMORG · · Score: 1

      This stuff exceeds our ability to reason about it in a common-sense way. The energy contained in a 10-km asteroid is so large that it doesn't matter if you spread it out over 1000 1-km chunks or not - either way the Earth is not going to be habitable for a very long time. Even if all the pieces are so small that none reach the surface, all of that energy is just turned into a heat flash, shock wave, and ends up dumped into the atmosphere. The Earth's surface would be pretty much slagged regardless. It completely overwhelms the atmosphere's ability to act as a heat sink. It's kind of like arguing about whether it's better to be wearing a t-shirt or being shirtless when being shot by a shotgun. Doesn't make any practical difference either way.

    13. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And if you scatter the stuff enough, it won't even hit the earth.

    14. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      What makes you believe that it will all hit the earth?

    15. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Pile of rubble asteroids are effectively self solving, as the pebbles make great fuel for a solar panel powered mass driver, which only has to chuck pellets at a rather modest velocity so single firings don't accelerate the remaining masses fast enough to cause them to lose their tenuous gravitational grip on each other (and even that may not be a necessary constraint, see below). Transferring the mass driver's acquired momentum to the gravels, without it digging itself in, is an exercise I leave for the reader (hint: if broad footpads don't seem sufficient, lets look at epoxying the masses together, surrounding them in a fine net, or letting them drift apart and slowly recongregate between firings).
                Do we really need to keep a rubbleroid together? Or is it actually enough to spread it out so much of its bulk arrives over a period of several minutes, drawing an 8 Km line across Earth's upper atmosphere, instead of all arriving over one location?

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    16. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by egcagrac0 · · Score: 2

      You're right, of course - if a large portion of the mass comes into contact with the atmosphere.

      Newton's First Law (aka law of inertia) says that things will keep going in a straight line, unless acted upon by an outside force. We apply such an outside force when we break the asteroid apart; the pieces start dispersing on new courses.

      Doing this at a far enough distance from Earth (not unlike nudging the asteroid's course slightly when it's quite far away) means that the parts will be dispersed enough to not all hit the planet, if we do it right.

      Back-of-the-envelope math says that if it's broken into a cloud of particles expanding at 20cm/s 20 years before it's supposed to hit us, it will be 100 times the diameter of the earth when we encounter it... I would guess that means we're not going to encounter all the particles.

    17. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No they are not.
      a) the energy transfered is the same ...
      b) the difference is only: the 10km asteroid could crash a big enough crater to hit the earth magma ... the 1km asteroids likely would not

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    18. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But again, would all of the smaller pieces hit the earth?

    19. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Well, no. If you can blow the 10km asteroid into a sufficiently large amount of chunks, you'll have imparted some velocity into these chunks. Do it early enough and the vast majority of chunks end up missing the Earth altogether.

    20. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you only pull planets.
      http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BMU2W9O

    21. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Depends how far out the destruction is happening.

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    22. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The problems that need addressing are not the "it'll happen in 20 years" ones. It's the "it'll happen in 2 years" ones. So ... if the explosion doesn't work, you've now got (say) 18 months to implement another solution on a dozen major impactors and a small cloud of debris from the explosion heading off on non-intersecting orbits.

      But at the moment, we don't have a workable scheme to deal with any detected impactor. It's "head between the legs and kiss your arse goodbye" time.

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    23. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Even if all the pieces are so small that none reach the surface, all of that energy is just turned into a heat flash, shock wave, and ends up dumped into the atmosphere.

      Yep. Agreed.

      The Earth's surface would be pretty much slagged regardless.

      Now, it's not actually quite that bad. Life on the Earth's surface would be pretty grim. Life in burrows, in caves, in the soil ... much better situation. Life in the seas however - relatively mild effects. (That's one of the puzzling aspects of the putative "dinosaur killer" impactor - the KT extinction event had drastic effects on some groups of marine organisms, but not others.) Even in the LHB (Late Heavy Bombardment, when most of the Lunar maria were formed), the likelihood is that the deeper ocean basins (the Earth had pretty much it's current complement of water by this time) remained hospitable to life. If you call 50degC water and lots of hydrothermal activity "hospitable". Strangely, the root of the "tree of life" contains organisms that are able to survive and thrive in hot, acidic, mineral-laden water. Interesting that.

      It completely overwhelms the atmosphere's ability to act as a heat sink.

      The atmosphere is equivalent to about 10m of depth of water, and 3 to 5m of soil. From which one can make some uncontroversial predictions.

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    24. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      And if you scatter the stuff enough, it won't even hit the earth.

      FTFY

      And if you don't sufficiently scatter the impactor - because we do not know what the physical properties and internal construction of Joe Random Asteroid is?

      If we've got the luxury of 10 or 20 years to study an incoming object, learn about it's structure, perhaps throw some fridge-sized lumps of copper at it (q.v. the Deep Impact mission) to do some asteroid-seismology ... then that's great. And in that time interval we can implement a gravity tow effort without increasing the hazard the impactor represents.

      Then, if the gravity tow isn't enough, we can put up another towing vehicle (more mass ; more force). Or if we've really no other option, we might have to deploy the nukes (probably in stand-off mode, I'd suspect ; much more controllable than a contact explosion!).

      What did that Greek doctor guy say a couple of thousand years ago? "First, do no harm." Less stupid than some of today's crop of Slashdolts.

      If we've only got a year or two before impact ... we're probably pretty well fucked. We'd probably not see it before it was about to hit. We don't spend anything like enough on early threat detection.

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    25. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      the 10km asteroid could crash a big enough crater to hit the earth magma ... the 1km asteroids likely would not

      Do you know the impact stimulator? http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEffects/

      Plugging in 1 and 10km asteroids, impacting crystalline rock at 25km/s (middle velocity) (full parameters in this link : http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/cgi-bin/crater.cgi?dist=1000&distanceUnits=1&diam=10&diameterUnits=2&pdens=&pdens_select=1500&vel=25&velocityUnits=1&theta=90&wdepth=&wdepthUnits=1&tdens=2750 )... the transient craters would be 3km and 23km respectively. The latter would expose the mantle - temporarily. But within a matter of minutes to hours, collapse of the crater walls and fallback of ejecta would cover it up again.

      In contrast, at my specimen range (1000km from ground zero), the 1km impactor I wouldn't see the fireball, while the 10km impactor I'd probably be burned to death with radiant heat like a gas burner on full, 10cm from my skin, for nearly a half-hour.

      It's not a detailed calculation, but it's reasonable.

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    26. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And if you don't sufficiently scatter the impactor - because we do not know what the physical properties and internal construction of Joe Random Asteroid is?

      Then we alter its speed/direction. Slowing it down so to make it an hour later would cause it to miss the earth by 100,000 kilometers.

      As for gravity towing, if we use a 30,000-kilogram ship to tow an asteroid 5 kilometers away, and taking G to be 6.7x10^{-11} m^3 kg^{-1} s^{-2}, the acceleration would be 6.7x10^{-11}x30,000/5000^2 meters per second squared. This turns out to be 8x10^{-14} meters per second squared. To move the asteroid 6,400,000 meters (the radius of the earth) would require more than 10^10 seconds, which is 300 years. Good luck with that.

      Also, the gravity tow device would have to match the orbital speed of the asteroid. Taking 10 km/s as an "average" speed, how would the tow device maintain station? The surface gravity of Ceres is less than 1 m/s^2 (6.7x10^{-11} X 9.5x10^20 / 480,000^2), so the asteroid's gravity isn't helping much. Of course a smaller asteroid would have a lower surface gravity.

    27. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      The article mentions a 100 year time frame to collision, and suggests that we're basically already screwed at the 2 year mark. The size of gravity tug we can build, launch, and get to an intercept point by T-2years isn't going to help, either. If we don't detect it until T-2Y, yes... it's just as you said, and I expect that the governments will be more focused on keeping us in uninformed to preclude societal collapse.

      You want to get it early – when do we start concerning ourselves with a budget to handle it? If it’s going to come in 100 years, what do you say? Ah, let our descendants worry about that in their Congress. You know, 88 percent of Congress faces reelection every two years... And so that's not a long enough time scale to match the time scales that matter for our survival.

    28. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      These are all very difficult problems (hint : use more, or bigger towing ships ; keep on adding them as fast as you can build them!). But since the alternative in the "extinction level" scenario is, well, extinction, it's not as if you're particularly bothered about, say, maintaining TV service while doing it.

      The attempted "quick kill" option with nukes always remains a possibility. Or helping the gravity tow along with stand-off "ablation" explosions later in the process. But given that we don't know the structure of Joe Random Asteroid, then the first response is not going to be "nuke it", because there is a very real possibility of making the problem worse, or of making a manageable problem into an unmanageable, lethal problem.

      You have an immense over-confidence in human technology against Nature. I don't have that confidence, but I do spend a large part of my working life watching out for Nature's nasty little tricks and trips and trying to prevent them becoming a problem. I know that Nature can - and eventually well - kill me. And you.

      In the real world, we need to have been working out the practicalities of what we'd do when faced with an impactor, and we need to have started a decade or two ago. At least we've trialled rendezvousing with an asteroid (comet), which gives us a chance to assess physical properties.

      Oh well, off to the heliport to go to work soon.

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    29. Re:Gravity is a poor tractor beam by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      and I expect that the governments will be more focused on keeping us in uninformed to preclude societal collapse.

      So, that's the UN Green Beret Spetznaz in the black helicopters impounding telescopes in your country? Along with printing presses, computers and the Internet.

      Ohh, how upset the $GOVERNMENT$ are going to be when some nasty little renegade government (say, DPRK) lets the news out when it's politically convenient for them and politically inconvenient for $GOVERNMENT$.

      Nope, I don't see that working for long. It's the same argument as the size of conspiracy implied by the Moon Landing Hoax idiots.

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  5. Really Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as an non American can I say that you are really REALLY good at blowing stuff up and shooting stuff too.

    1. Re:Really Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're making up a list

      Of those that won't be missed

      And, if you get us pissed

      We'll put you on the list!

  6. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by paiute · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree, he's great for explaining stupid shit to proles, but as far as a professional scientist goes he has very little credibility in my book.

    Great. You'd be comfortable with this future:

    Scientists: By the way, there is a huge hunk of rock that is going to hit the earth tomorrow and wipe us all out.
    Public: Wait - what? Why didn't you warn us?
    Scientists: We discussed it at length at our obscure meetings. Why should we have to take time out of our important work to explain complicated shit in your terms? Stupid proles.

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  7. The Reason by DFurno2003 · · Score: 0

    We blow shit up so well is because we understand that accuracy by volume is the best way to hit your target. What makes this guy think anyone's going to meet up with an asteroid traveling at who knows what speed.

    1. Re:The Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because we've landed probes on asteroids, and we know their speed from trivial tracking.

    2. Re:The Reason by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Trivial?

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    3. Re:The Reason by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Landed probes on asteroids? No, not once. We have crashed things into them and tremendous rates of speed causing what probably resulted in some nuclear fusion on the surface anyway.

      The best we've gotten is intentionally crashing into them at 23kilo/kph

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    4. Re:The Reason by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Trivial? Maybe not quite trivial, but not exactly difficult. A decent clock ; a decent telescope and mounting (surprisingly made with clockwork-related technologies) ; some well-understood calculations. We've been doing it, successfully, for several centuries, and it's now fairly well automated.

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    5. Re:The Reason by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Landed probes on asteroids? No, not once.

      Hayabusa. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayabusa ; NEAR en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEAR_Shoemaker

      We have crashed things into them and tremendous rates of speed causing what probably resulted in some nuclear fusion on the surface anyway.

      www.nasa.gov/deepimpact

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  8. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree, he's great for explaining stupid shit to proles, but as far as a professional scientist goes he has very little credibility in my book.

    It's scientists like him that are personable and able to "explain stupid shit to proles" that help keep people interested in science and help make sure the scientists in your "credibility book" get enough funding from the proles to do their work.

  9. Newtons III? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm having a hard time understanding what he's talking about, but this sounds like a violation of Newtons III at a glance. Suppose you have an asteroid in space, and a rocket beside it. The asteroid attracts the rocket, and likewise the rocket the asteroid. For the rocket to "tug" the asteroid away, it will have to use some sort of propulsion, and all we really have are momentum-exchange drives - rockets, ion-thrusters, ect. To move, it must thrust with a larger force than the force of gravity, in exactly the opposite direction of the gravitiational force vector. The problem is, those particles used for thrusting the rocket, will impact the asteroid as well, assuming the asteroid is large enough to worry about moving. Even worse, some of them may even recoil! Wouldn't this absorbtion of momentum of the ions, gas, ect, undo the "tug" of the rocket in the first place?

    1. Re:Newtons III? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm having a hard time understanding what he's talking about, but this sounds like a violation of Newtons III at a glance. Suppose you have an asteroid in space, and a rocket beside it. The asteroid attracts the rocket, and likewise the rocket the asteroid. For the rocket to "tug" the asteroid away, it will have to use some sort of propulsion, and all we really have are momentum-exchange drives - rockets, ion-thrusters, ect. To move, it must thrust with a larger force than the force of gravity, in exactly the opposite direction of the gravitiational force vector. The problem is, those particles used for thrusting the rocket, will impact the asteroid as well, assuming the asteroid is large enough to worry about moving. Even worse, some of them may even recoil! Wouldn't this absorbtion of momentum of the ions, gas, ect, undo the "tug" of the rocket in the first place?

      Don't aim your rockets at the asteroid, or stay far enough away that the gas plume from the rockets expands to a diameter much larger than the asteroid.

    2. Re:Newtons III? by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 2

      Imagine 3-orthogonally mounted rocket engines. The sum force of the asteroid has to ultimately be a vector combination of force in those 3 directions. You apply thrust off angle such that you counter the asteroid's attraction without thrusting at it.

    3. Re:Newtons III? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You don't understand the difference between momentum, speed and energy.

      The rocket engine "exchanges" momentum of the propellant for momentum of the probe.

      The exhaust of the engine hits the asteroid, giving momentum to the asteroid.

      1) the probe is not affected by that
      2) the momentum the asteroid gains has nothing to do with the speed it gains or the speed the probe has or the pull the probe is exercising.

      To give the asteroid the same "momentum" yo gave the probe first, you need a million times more fuel. BECAUSE THE FUCKING ASTEROID IS A BILLON TiMES the MASS!

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  10. Show it Putin's chest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what stopped that meteor in Russia.

  11. And this is new how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure this solution was given... decades ago.

  12. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by PocketPick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do you say that? He's an established scientist and has a Bachelors in Physics and a Graduate/PH-D in Astrophysics. He's held positions at several universities and is the director of the Hayden Planetarium. Sure he goes on television more than your average physicist, but so did Carl Sagan. He's charismatic, and it works well for him. Nothing wrong with that.

    Dr. Phil is a pool of waste that puts people on television and exposes their issues to millions of viewers, for the ratings and a fat pay check. He doesn't add anything to his profession, and his discussions on television don't enlighten anyone.

    There's a huge difference.

  13. Needs a 3D printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people, we need to mix up our delusions! It's more fun that way!

  14. So how big a rock will it work on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or alternately, how big will the spaceship need to be? How quick would the space ship need to be for gravity to have any impact? Would it work on an asteroid couple of miles across, moving at say 25km a sec, which I am told is the average orbital speed?

    More questions than answers I say.

    1. Re:So how big a rock will it work on? by Entropius · · Score: 2

      Well, we can work that out.

      As was pointed out earlier, the spaceship needs to be far enough out that its exhaust gases (from the retrorockets used for station-keeping) don't mostly strike the asteroid and cancel the force of gravity. (Perhaps we can use multiple retrorockets at angles pointed away from each other to ensure all the gases miss the asteroid, but this is inefficient -- you can do the trig.) If the asteroid is 500m across, let's say that we'll need to be at least 500m away. But in computing the force we need to compute the distance to the center of mass of the asteroid, giving a total distance of 1km.

      Let's say we have a 10-ton spacecraft (very expensive to launch) up there.

      Then the acceleration on the asteroid is

      (10^4 kg) 7 * 10^-11 / (1000)^2 m/s^2 = 7*10^-7 / 1*10^6 = about 7*10^-13 m/s^2.

      A year is 3*10^7 sec, so after a year we'd have a delta-v of about twenty microns per second.

      Google Calculator will do this for you too: google "gravitational constant * 10 tonnes / (1 km^2) * 1 year".

  15. Need some advance planning by paiute · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are going to use this method, then the more mass in your ship the better. Unfortunately, that means a more expensive launch. If you plan ahead, you figure out a way to accumulate debris and smaller rocks at some stable orbital point so when you need mass you can launch a light ship, go to the rockyard, and gather up more mass at reduced cost.

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    1. Re:Need some advance planning by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The basic problem that I'm seeing is that if you're talking ELE it's a big rock, you're going to need a big mass to pull it off course. Coming to a position of relative rest quickly takes a lot of energy. The smaller the attractor ship, the earlier it has to get into position. But the larger the attractor ship, the more energy it will take to bring it to "rest". I'm still seeing impactors as the logical answer. You could collect rocks at stable points and then fire them at the mass.

      If you could work out some sort of tethered swing-by, that would solve all of these problems. A sort of asteroid to asteroid bungee jump. It solves the "coming to rest" problem and you also don't need to carry fuel for parking. Whether we could build a strong enough tether is a valid point. I'd love to see the math on it, but I doubt I'd understand it anyway.

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    2. Re:Need some advance planning by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Another method is to place a very powerful laser in orbit around Earth or another suitable orbit and then fire at the asteroid. If the laser is powerful enough it will cause the asteroid to shed some material and through that slightly change the orbit. This will work fine given enough time and precise enough calculations.

      The problem by having a spaceship approaching an asteroid is that it requires a lot of fuel to get there. In addition to that there's no easy way to beforehand get enough information about the composition of the asteroid either. Is it solid or is it just a pile of gravel that flies in a tight formation?

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    3. Re:Need some advance planning by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      A tiny nudge early enough just might be enough.

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    4. Re:Need some advance planning by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A tiny nudge early enough just might be enough.

      Better off, then, sending an impactor that goes splat. And either way, we don't tend to know that early whether it will hit or not. Right now we would have to send our hypothetical craft to rendezvous with every potential impactor, because otherwise we wouldn't even know if we needed to deflect them. So it's not really a workable idea without dramatically improving our detection network...

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    5. Re:Need some advance planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are trying to turn and asteroid into a solar sail, a laser would have to have unheard of precision otherwise it will turn into a flashlight at the required distances.

      Why not just combine the two methods? The biggest issue I see aside from getting enough mass to be effective would be how to effectively power such a device for the length of time these methods would require.

    6. Re:Need some advance planning by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Yup, a good squirt with super glue or chewing gum and then you can mount a few big ass engines on it and cycle them on and off as the thing rotates.

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    7. Re:Need some advance planning by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      But earlier is harder to detect.

      Blowing the meteor to smithereens seems like a stupid idea to me, but I can't see why an explosive device couldn't be used to deflect it in the exact same manner. IANAAstrophysicist, but I'd think that If you detonate it from a known distance and angle, you can reasonably predict the direction it will go in afterward and safely direct it into the sun.

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    8. Re:Need some advance planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't even come close to having an energy system that could provide that much power. Unless we come up with a way of building a nuclear reactor in space to power such a device it's not feasible and your idea would be shelved immediately.

    9. Re:Need some advance planning by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If you are going to use this method, then the more mass in your ship the better. Unfortunately, that means a more expensive launch. If you plan ahead, you figure out a way to accumulate debris and smaller rocks at some stable orbital point so when you need mass you can launch a light ship, go to the rockyard, and gather up more mass at reduced cost.

      Send lightweight thrusters out, and grab a suitable nearby rock. Use it as your mass tractor.

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    10. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      What do you mean with "rest" and "coming to rest" ... sorry, your post is incomprehensible.

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    11. Re:Need some advance planning by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Firstly, directly pushing an asteroid is not easy, as the tend to spin and/or be fragile. The gravity tractor makes no assumption on the internal structure of the asteroid, so less knowledge is needed before the mission can be launched.

      Secondly, hitting the sun is hard, counterintuitive as it might seem. You need to get rid of a lot of energy in order to get anything close to the sun, and when it gets there, it will still be going very fast, and thus probably miss.

    12. Re:Need some advance planning by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Lasers disperse given enough distance. IIRC, using a 1 m mirror for focusing a IR laser, you could hit a 10 m spot on the moon, but the asteroid is going to be much, much farther away. You are not going to cause any ablation.

      The lack of information is exactly what makes the gravity tractor elegant: It assumes nothing except for the mass and velocity of the asteroid, so it works regardless of the internal structure.

    13. Re:Need some advance planning by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What do you mean with "rest" and "coming to rest" ... sorry, your post is incomprehensible.

      Why are you asking me what words found in the dictionary mean? Another reply to my comment was clearly written be someone who comprehended it. Perhaps you should work on your reading comprehension. If you need help with a specific word, consult a dictionary. If you need help with a specific phrase, point it out, and I'll see what I can do. If English is your second language, you're doing very well, certainly much better than I would in your native language without a translator. If English is not your second language, you're not doing very well at all, and should probably give up.

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    14. Re:Need some advance planning by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not that interested in pushing it, I just want to bump it off course. I want to use an impactor that goes smush or splat or such as opposed to whack for the reasons you describe. Not only does it hopefully avoid fragmenting the target, but it also imparts more of its energy.

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    15. Re:Need some advance planning by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Now stop trying to fire a laser through the Earths atmosphere and see what happens. Firing lasers at the moon from Earth means it runs into a couple hundred thousand miles of various gases before it reaches space ... You don't have that problem in space.

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    16. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      As you wish: Coming to a position of relative rest quickly takes a lot of energy.
      This sentence makes no sense.

      But the larger the attractor ship, the more energy it will take to bring it to "rest". This makes no sense either. You mean bring the probe/tractor ship into orbit?

      It solves the "coming to rest" problem ... again ... pretty unclear which problem you have ...

      Pointing me to a dictionary is nice, but no one ever used the word rest, coming to rest and rest problem in connection with a space probe.

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    17. Re:Need some advance planning by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      This isn't about atmosphere. This is about a diffraction limited beam. The atmosphere dispersion comes on top of the diffraction dispersion.

    18. Re:Need some advance planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I'm not logging in but wouldn't the spin of the rock matter quite a bit too? Some of these things are rotating very fast and I would think firing lasers would just shed mass pretty uniformly around the object?

    19. Re:Need some advance planning by Festeron · · Score: 1

      Firing lasers at the moon from Earth means it runs into a couple hundred thousand miles of various gases before it reaches space.

      200,000 miles of atmosphere? I think you might be off a bit there. That's about 84% of the distance to the Moon.

      The Karman line, commonly used as the boundary between atmosphere and outer space, is at 100km. Even shooting a laser at the Moon on the horizon won't come close to your number.

    20. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Yup, a good squirt with super glue or chewing gum and then you can mount a few big ass engines on it

      Is that Kryptonite super gum, or Unobtanium chewing glue?

      Maybe that's being a bit harsh. But if you think about how long it took to come up with the repair patches and glue for the space shuttle ... it's a bit more demanding than you make it sound. (Sorry ; Dad's a polymer chemist. I've had to put up with "it's not as easy as that" for most of my life.

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    21. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      As you wish: Coming to a position of relative rest quickly takes a lot of energy.

      This sentence makes no sense.

      It makes perfect sense to me. There is a problem with your understanding of physics.

      There is no universal reference frame for position. (Velocity and acceleration are first and second differentials of position w.r.t. ("with respect to") time, so the same comments apply to them.) There is no centre to the universe, or place which is the origin of measurement. Therefore all positions are relative to some chosen origin. In this case, we may choose the asteroid as the origin.

      Your interacting spacecraft starts at Earth, which is a long way from the asteroid but moving towards it ; it needs to get closer to the asteroid, then it needs to come to a halt w.r.t. the asteroid. So, it's velocity compared to the asteroid is going to have to increase to bring the two closer, and a change of velocity defines an acceleration. Newton "F=m.a" ; there are forces needed to achieve that. Then the spacecraft will need a (relatively) large acceleration in the opposite direction (remember - momentum, velocity and acceleration are all vectors, not scalars) to reduce it's velocity compared to the asteroid to almost zero. That again requires large forces and so a lot of energy.

      Clearer now?

      You could, if you so desire, choose your origin to be in a galaxy receding from Earth at 0.9 of Legal Max ; it would make the maths more complex (relativistic momentum? Euchh!) but the results would be the same.

      We were doing this sort of stuff in compulsory science classes at age 13-14. You can't have passed your science exams without being able to work this sort of thing out.

      Incidentally, the word "quickly" in the sentence you're upset with is superfluous. The energy required is the same whether it happens quickly or slowly.

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    22. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I would have chosen the asteroid as reference point as well. But not written 'come to rest', it is more clear (especially as the sentences I quoted feel not complete) to call it 'reach the asteroid' or get into orbit or adjust your speed etc.

      Well, thanx for your formulars, I learned this stuff at 10 or 11 :) ... However I had the impression the guy I answered to, had no clue of physics as missleading as his posting was. You should have better answered him than me :)

      If you send a probe to an asteroid you would take a course where you catch up with it from behind.

      With our current technology it is pretty impossible to get a probe to something like 10km/sec ( or more) speed to approach the asteroid from the front. And then to break AND accelerate into the opposite direction to match course and speed of roughly 20km / sec - 35 km / sec ( after ll this is delta V of 30 - 45 km / sec)

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    23. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      But not written 'come to rest',

      He didn't write that. He wrote "'come to relative rest," Which is NOT the same thing. Is English your native tongue? It doesn't look like it. But "drinkypoo's" original post made perfect sense to me.

      And then to break AND accelerate into the opposite direction to match course and speed of roughly 20km / sec - 35 km / sec ( after ll this is delta V of 30 - 45 km / sec)

      Yes, we don't have propulsion technologies to achieve that sort of delta-vee. So ... either we remain vulnerable and exposed ; or we start pre-placing equipment which would give us options, given our actual propulsion technologies ; or we start having significant (hundreds) of people in self-sufficient ecosystems off planet ... or ... your suggestions? (I'd go for "all of the above", because the offshoot technologies will be useful to all of the problems.)

      Even if you can't cure or prevent a problem, you can sometimes mitigate it. At which point, starting off by NOT making the problem worse is a good idea.

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    24. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      To tackle this problem we simply need of planet telescopes designed to watch for asteroids.

      Currently we basically can only find easy to spot ones, e.g. those that come from a course obscured by the sun we see to late.

      We need some kind of "grand survey" of the solar system.

      If we find an asteroid that would hit earth in 20 years, we can prevent that with our technology ... 2 years preparation to build and launch a probe, 10 years travel time with various sling shots around planets and 3 years to pull it away.

      However right now we only would find a small percentage of those that we could divert.

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    25. Re:Need some advance planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To tackle this problem we simply need of planet telescopes designed to watch for asteroids.

      "Simply." Heh. I got a kick out of that, thanks!

    26. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      need of planet telescopes designed to watch for asteroids.

      "off" planet telescopes surely?

      I do actually go to the effort of composing and checking my messages before I post them. It triples or quadruples the length of time it takes for me to write a post. But I proffer my correspondents the respect of thinking and writing reasonably clearly (except when I'm drunk). And this afternoon, I'm having to use a keyboard laid out for one language, but with a driver for a second language, and I'm writing in a third language. Which makes life difficult all round! But anyway ...

      Off-planet telescopes ; possibly. But more as a question of resolution rather than light-gathering. What we really need are more telescopes, to perform a thorough ecliptic survey (the most likely direction for an incoming impactor) and then repeat it watching for new objects. Out-of-ecliptic impactors are really far beyond our capability to do anything about at the moment.

      A "grand survey" of the whole of the solar system is implausible. It is a very large volume you're talking about (the zone of interest for a 20-year prediction would be out to 40 or 50 AU - double or triple the orbit of Pluto - and out there things are extremely dim. Given the typical albedo of outer solar system bodies (a few % of light reflected), you'd need a lot of truly massive telescopes to do such a survey. (Large telescopes inherently have a small field of view.) We don't have the space infrastructure to build them, and by the time that we do have the infrastructure, we'd probably no longer be at threat of extinction. We might even plausibly be able to do something to protect Earth itself from a seriously threatening impactor.

      I'd be seriously dubious about being able to do anything about a 20-year warning today. If it were coming straight in to impact us ... the travel times and delta-vees would probably mean we've got no real chance of doing something. If it were coming in so that after interaction with some other body, it could hit us ... that's a very different task. To start with, the approach would be more circuitous, so the delta-vees needed would be smaller, and if we can get to it before it has a close encounter with A.N.Other body, then we've got a (relatively) good chance of changing that close encounter enough to make the problem go away. Might have to sacrifice a Mars rover or two to do it ... but think of the video you'd get in the last few seconds!

      If something came in today, we're fucked. As Brad Pitt once put it in a movie, "Proper fucked."

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    27. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,

      I'm not good in proofreading. In fact I usually don't see typing errors, regardless if they are my own or someone else'.

      On my iPad it is even more sad as it does not spellcheck english, so I don't even get a hint if words are wrong. On top of this: of and off are both legal words :D

      Anyway, regarding off planet telescopes, what we need is basically 2 of them (more is better) and shoot them into an orbit perpendicular to the ecliptic. So basically they circle the sun more or less with the same distance than the earth. But half a year above the plane and half a year below the plane. The effect of this is: the sun is only blocking a part of the view field two times a year. With two such telescopes in 30 degree "distance" behind each other we always had a view from top or from bottom onto the solar system.

      With simple long term exposure photos that get analyzed on earth, we would pick up nearly everything.

      i don't agree that we don't have the infrastructure to build such telescopes, two Hubble like scopes would be enough.

      However you are right, to have a proper response even a 20 year warning would be difficult. Imagine the dickheads on planet earth wasting the first decade in discussion about funding ...

      OTOH if those guys who want to mine asteroids are serious, they likely do that for us :D

      Imagine there are perhaps much more asteroids close to earth than we know and lots of them perhaps have so nice orbits (like their year one month longer or shorter than an earth year) that they are easy to capture.

      Hm, what about an "google asteroids" project after "google earth" :D

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    28. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Anyway, regarding off planet telescopes, what we need is basically 2 of them (more is better) and shoot them into an orbit perpendicular to the ecliptic. So basically they circle the sun more or less with the same distance than the earth. But half a year above the plane and half a year below the plane. The effect of this is: the sun is only blocking a part of the view field two times a year. With two such telescopes in 30 degree "distance" behind each other we always had a view from top or from bottom onto the solar system.

      OK ; so your scopes would then, during the northern and southern (what's the word ... "apparition"?) of each orbit, they'd need to schedule [calculates] around 2000 square degrees of sky [I know, I should be working in steradians, but it's 23:00 local and I'm up at 05:00 for work at 05:30. Again.] with a field of view of [damn, "vies" is a valid mis-spelling of "view"] Hubble grade ...

      Pick a number for the Hubble FoV from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_of_view ; I'll go for a mid-range 1 sq.arc-minute. So, that's 7,200,000 fields of view, which would need completing in 6 months (per apparition) : that's 27+ images per second (allowing 5 days down time a year). The discovery photos for Nix and Hydra (Pluto's second and third-discovered moons took 950s approx. http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0601018). To mis-quote "Jaws" Quint, "You're going to need a bigger telescope ; or more telescopes ; or both."

      With simple long term exposure photos that get analyzed on earth, we would pick up nearly everything.

      I am not an astronomer. But I have spent a considerable sum of my own cash on a week-long practical course in observational astronomy using telescopes of the Observatory of Mallorca and run by the Open University (open.ac.uk ; I know that URL by heart.). I know better what I'm talking about than the next 90+people you meet on the street (unless you're living near La Silla, and possibly then too).

      i don't agree that we don't have the infrastructure to build such telescopes, two Hubble like scopes would be enough.

      Sorry, I disagree with you. My grounds are above.

      Incidentally, I've only so-far considered searching for objects in the plane of the ecliptic. Actually, to be more precise, within 6 degrees of the ecliptic. Scale up by a factor of 15 for the whole sky. We are a LONG way from having the necessary infrastructure.

      Imagine the dickheads on planet earth wasting the first decade in discussion about funding ...

      We're all dead already. It's your children that you should be worried about.

      OTOH if those guys who want to mine asteroids are serious, they likely do that for us :D

      Both in terms of building the infrastructure for building lots of telescopes ; and for putting them into orbits (various) ; and for providing the high-latency interplanetary network links ; and ,as a side effect, having lots of people living in self-maintained self-sufficient habitats OFF THE EARTH. The important point is the last one : killing a species in one place (Earth) is relatively easy ; killing a species in a hundred places is decidedly harder, particularly if the little buggers keep on moving and breeding. I see that we rendered the Rattus rattus extinct ... when?

      Imagine there are perhaps much more asteroids close to earth than we know and lots of them perhaps have so nice orbits (like their year one month longer or shorter than an earth year) that they are easy to capture.

      By coincidence, I was reading a paper at lunch about the Earth's (first) Trojan asteroid. Exactly what y

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    29. Re:Need some advance planning by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,

      perhaps it was a bad example to refer to "The Hubble Telescope" as it is indeed designed to look deep at a very small segment of the sky.

      However you got the general idea.

      On the other hand, if we get hit by a "planet killer", I guess some cockroach will survive ;D

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    30. Re:Need some advance planning by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      perhaps it was a bad example to refer to "The Hubble Telescope" as it is indeed designed to look deep at a very small segment of the sky.

      Actually, not particularly ; it's a deliberately middle-of-the-road telescope design, because of the changeable cameras. For PHA-hunting,the pixel size matters. If you've got a very faint object, and you focus it perfectly (well, Rayleigh criterion ; no, you "cannae change the Laws of Physics" in the real world, no matter how Canadian your Aberdonian accent is.) onto a sensor with large pixels (relatively low resolution), then your signal may be lost in the thermal and optical noise. Did I mention Zodiacal light and things like that? Since most of the "interesting" objects are going to be in (near) the plane of the ecliptic, you're in competition with this as well as "deep sky" background levels of light.

      Hubble's different cameras are optimised for different tasks - some have been as light buckets, some for near IR, some for high resolution, some for spectroscopy. Horses for courses. But all are subject to nearly the same geometrical constraints of the prime mirror and optical front end (including the "Ooops!" package of corrective optics). You could maybe get a factor of ten by efficiency of telescope design. But the observing task is in the order of five orders of magnitude more than a Hubble-grade telescope could handle. There are probably useful things you could do with more Hubble-grade instruments - rapid follow up and detailed analysis of PHAs discovered by the survey system is already a task that it gets used for. But it's not a wide-field survey system. For that, you need a very different telescope design. Possibly a radically different design ... I'm thinking of perhaps a 1-d telescope (and internally I'm wincing at the memory of David Levy's "Fork Mounted Telescope" design, NOT pictured at http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=sEyCQEqLAnIC&lpg=PA208&ots=ytsNGPV1wa&dq=Levy%20fork%20mounted%20telescope&pg=PA208#v=onepage&q=Levy%20fork%20mounted%20telescope&f=false, ) in a Earth-Trojan orbit, and completing an ecliptic scan every couple of days in it's orbit. Hmmm, two ; one Greek, one Trojan ; a more conventional co-mounted imaging telescope to provide reference imagery to help the 1-d light bucket (light ribbon?) sensor be interpreted. That might work. For the ecliptic. Actually, if the idea of using 1-d sensors works, that could take several orders of magnitude out of the surveying task. That was a worthwhile bit of brain-sweat.

      On the other hand, if we get hit by a "planet killer", I guess some cockroach will survive ;D

      I rather suspect that the moon-forming Giant Impact wouldn't have left the cockroaches staggering around wondering what hit them ; equally, I suspect that the cockroaches didn't notice the "dinosaur killer" (didn't I see mention of a new paper by Gerta "Chixulub was Innocent!" Keller recently .... I'd better follow that up.). But I'm less bothered about the existence of cockroaches than I am about the existence of self-aware self-conscious organisms with imaginations. Life may not be so difficult to get started (though we're still working on a sample of 1 to determine exactly how that happened, if we ever can) ; but there have been lots of contingent events in the history of life where there's no obvious reason for history to have gone "our way" rather than "another way". Was there anything inevitable about the rise of grasses 20-odd million years ago which currently provide 70-80% of our calories?

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  16. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 0

    The whole idea is conceptually idiotic. You spend a strong force of reaction mass ejection to maintain a weak force of gravity at a constant distance from the target mass producing a microscopic tug on the object. This guy must have received his degree in a box of crackerjack.
    Place the reaction mass generator (be it ion jet, or rocket) directly on the mass and divert it. If this is done at a large distance, the force needed is quite small, and calculable.. Large explosions will also fragment the mass, if they are placed so explosive force is trapped and bursts the object from within. A mountain of gravel will fragment as it hits the atmosphere, but it is preferable to scatter it in advance so the impact is spread both in time and in space. A solid iron mass is the worst case for explosive disruption - needing many drilled holes and many explosives and it will resist fragmentation. It will also be most amenable to the reaction mass approach since it will provide a solid mounting surface and torque as well as thrust be be applied. If you emplace a one pound force thrust mechanism on a million ton mass, how much time is needed to move it one earth diameter.? One million tons = 2 billion pounds. Acceleration of .5 times 1.0 x -9.
    s =5 a tt = 42 million feet = .5 x 1.0-9 x t x t
    t x t = 42,000,000/.5 x 10--9 = 84,000,000 x 1.0 +9 = 84,000,000,000,000,000 ~300,000,000 seconds One year = ~32 million seconds, so you need 10 years of one pound and one year of 10 pounds thrust to move it one earth diameter. This is just rough math, so an error of 10 might be in there?

  17. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by eyenot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I usually welcome hearing Tyson's latest addition to lay science understanding.

    I sort of like character-celebrity-scientists. Mister Wizard, Bill Nye, and local college instructor / news-show scientist "Chemical Kim" are just a few of the scientists I applaud for their work in bringing science to the masses as a fun and interesting subject.

    I don't like the stand-in experts like Michiu Kaku or Tyson, who take a different tack of bringing science to just a large audience, not really packaged for the masses at all, often with their own opinions added, and typically very pompously presented.

    Tyson manages to keep my respect by being relatively sane and mainstream, basing his conclusions and projections on "establishment" science.

    I can't say the same for Kaku, who I haven't heard from in awhile because I purposefully stop visiting web sites and stop listening to radio shows that give him a podium (no, this is not a viable way to get me to stop visiting /.)

    But Tyson also manages to capture my interest by doing the same thing Bill Nye does: making comments about human affairs and human nature. They both humanize science.

    But Tyson's pomposity sort of makes it hard for me to "like" him. And I just read something about him recently, so now it's like a second serving of buttered scallops when I clearly had trouble finishing the first serving.

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  18. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by JustOK · · Score: 0

    he's gone downhill since he was the star on Doogie Howser.

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  19. That plan cannot fail ! Really ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure. Use rockets to get away from a close objet in vacum. Gravity is square root of distance and you use reaction engines is space. You see the pbm ? You push on the asteriod as much as you pull him. Too bad. bootstraping not a great concept in space me dynamics.

    - Captain ! It works ! The aster moves towards us ! We saved mankind !
    - Good. Now fire the rockets to bring him away.
    - Captain when we fire the rockets it seems to push him away and send it back to earth
    - Damn. You mean just like when we use rockets on earth to lift off ? That's a big surprise. Nobody ever though about that back there ? Are they really that stupid ? WTF saving them ? Lets leave them to their fate.
    - Captain. What if we land on the other side and fire keep pushing from there ?
    - Really ? Allo Houston ?

  20. Great caution is Advised by rcamans · · Score: 1

    If you change its orbit, the meteor may be set on a collision course in a later go-around. What you want to do is change its orbit so all future approaches are farther from impacting earth, not just this time. Another-words, pay attention to what you are doing. Do not just do something short term.

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    1. Re:Great caution is Advised by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

      All you have to do is generate a near miss once and the rock's orbit will be radically altered forever after, by the slingshot effect of Earth's own gravity as it passes by. Remember 2012 DA14? It will never pass so close to us again. When it went by that close, it got slung into a new orbit.

    2. Re:Great caution is Advised by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is a silly comment. The new orbit might as well be closer ... and one of the next bypasses will be a hit.
      A new orbit would only be wider if the asteroid had passed between the sun and the earth. And even then it is unclear if it will come close enough in a few paths around the sun.
      A "new orbit" means nothing unless you know what orbit that is and whether it really does not come close to earth.

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  21. Use the EM drive by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    the EM drive has no emissions:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EmDrive

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    1. Re:Use the EM drive by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Pfft. Just pray.

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    2. Re:Use the EM drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft. Just pray.

      Praying has solved every problem up until now. How could any possible future event be any different? LOL!

    3. Re:Use the EM drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, no emissions, apart from the photons. Which do have momentum, otherwise the EM drive wouldn't work in the first place. So you still need to aim it away from the asteroid.

    4. Re:Use the EM drive by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      the EM drive has no emissions:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EmDrive

      (snerk) Might as well propose a Dean Drive.

      Meanwhile, back to reality ...

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  22. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson (has a degree) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That comment is so incredibly stupid that I wonder if it may have been typed by Dr Phil himself.

  23. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by flyneye · · Score: 4, Funny

    But, he just stomped on the idea for the Open Crowd Source Asteroids Initiative.
    A giant bank of lasers spread over the Earth activated by an online MMG of people playing a "free" version of " Asteroids" fed by satellite for positioning and trajectory.
    Some people just have no imagination...

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  24. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by flyneye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not Mike Tyson, it's Neil De Grasse Tyson, Miss Latella.

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  25. That's no use against real asteroids by tp1024 · · Score: 0

    Using gravity to slowly nudge an asteroid from its trajectory is impractical and a foolish suggestion. Why?

    All asteroids large enough to make this work are known and known not to collide with earth. All asteroids that are a threat to earth are small, unknown and liable to be discovered only a relatively short time - certainly not decades - before impacting earth. There is also good reason to expect those to be more common than the claim that they only hit earth "once a century". A typical dangerous asteroid to be discovered will measure between 15m and 100m. That's a simple matter of the chance to detect such asteroids being very small, while the numbers in which they occur are much larger than anything in the several 100m or km class.

    We also happen to have just right stuff to do something about the typical asteroids - rockets capable to carry a few tons of stuff beyond earth orbit, anywhere within the solar system. Crash a compact impactor (lead, steel, depleted uranium ... whatever) into the asteroid at your typical speed of 10km/s or more (depending on the exact trajectory and propulsion used) and the kinetic energy released will be sufficient to break it up into small enough pieces. Each ton of material impacting at this speed has the energy of four Tallboy bombs. Those had enough energy to make craters 24m deep and 30m wide on earth.

    This works because the large energy is carried by a small mass with little momentum of itself, which means that the energy will be released in all directions, just like a conventional bomb would. Such a collision creates debris small enough to burn up harmlessly in the atmosphere (albeit in spectacular fashion).

    1. Re:That's no use against real asteroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming we know for certain that an object is a meteoroid of dangerous size, could we know that soon enough to rendezvous with the object (fly out, catch up with, and apply force to)? It would take a fairly large craft to contain the necessary fuel and mass (for the gravity method). If it doesn't work then we have yet another meteoroid on the same path. Almost any scenario using nukes would be preferable because of the small craft and the amount of energy available.

  26. Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Entropius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Knowing where the pieces land" seems like a red herring.

    If we detect an asteroid a long way out on a collision course with Earth, then altering its velocity by just a bit will push it off of course and it'll miss us. If you set off an explosion near an asteroid, it will indeed likely fragment, but the only way we're still getting hit is if a large chunk somehow gets *no* delta-v from the explosion, and if that chunk is big enough to survive reentry.

    OTOH, if we detect a big asteroid close to us, there may not be time for these things, and we need a large impulse quickly.

    Either way, "nuke it" seems like the most sensible thing. Yes, this is a drastic thing, but if it's a true doomsday asteroid then it's called for.

    1. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by RevDisk · · Score: 2

      You really want to avoid any pieces going even near orbit. We have a mess of expensive stuff up there.

      Honestly, nudging it off course with some ion drives or any source of contained thrust is a good idea. Nuking it is only better than an extinction level event. Such as last minute, too large, etc. Where humanity will still probably be largely hosed, but not completely. Even if you converted a large mass asteroid to sand, it'd still do not-great things.

      Buddy of mine with a bunch of engineering degrees showed me some interesting calculations on autoclaving a planet with a couple tons of sand, at a significant fraction of C, through atmospheric friction. Make a great weapon, actually. It'd be very very hard to stop. Or terraforming option. No chance of catching diseases from a sterilized planet. Accelerating ten tons of sand to a significant fraction of C would be interesting, obviously.

    2. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You really want to avoid any pieces going even near orbit. We have a mess of expensive stuff up there.

      It is not difficult to choose between "survival of the planet" and "doing without TV and GPS for a few years".

    3. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow ... bad idea.. let's turn a single bullet that misses us most of the time into a shotgun of big rocks that comes back every thousand years or so an hits us every time.

    4. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you set off an explosion near an asteroid, it will indeed likely fragment, but the only way we're still getting hit is if a large chunk somehow gets *no* delta-v from the explosion, and if that chunk is big enough to survive reentry.

      Whether the chunks "survive" the reentry or not may not matter if the total mass hitting the earth is large enough as even tiny dust particles will collectively transfer their kinetic energy into the biosphere and boil us alive. You want to make sure almost 100% of the matter misses the planet altogether.

      Either way, "nuke it" seems like the most sensible thing. Yes, this is a drastic thing, but if it's a true doomsday asteroid then it's called for.

      A nuke might not make all that big of a difference because they don't carry a lot of energy and it's hard to make the, say, comet absorb all of it.

      I wonder you'd gently nudge a spinning asteroid or comet, though.

    5. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asteroids are not going at a significant percentage of c.

      The expensive stuff we have in orbit is not dense. The odds of hitting even one satellite are very small.

      Why is everybody so down on the nuking it to bits approach? I can't count the number of times I have seen it compared to trading a rifle for a shotgun. Guess what? I'll take the shotgun, particularly (as we saw recently in Russia) small pieces tend to blow up in the atmosphere and not blast holes all the way down to the magma. Getting shot with birdshot from 50m will be painful, but you can live through it.

      Deflection would certainly be the more desirable approach (given sufficient warning) but nuking it to deflect the big parts and suffering some of the small ones is a perfectly viable option with short notice.

    6. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we detect an asteroid a long way out on a collision course with Earth, then altering its velocity by just a bit will push it off of course and it'll miss us. If you set off an explosion near an asteroid, it will indeed likely fragment, but the only way we're still getting hit is if a large chunk somehow gets *no* delta-v from the explosion, and if that chunk is big enough to survive reentry.

      If we have a spacecraft next to the asteroid with just enough energy to push it off course and make it miss the Earth, we can do that. If we use the same energy instead to blow the asteroid up, then a few of the fragments will be deflected by enough to miss us, but most of them will hit. If we use ten times as much energy, most of it will miss us, but enough will hit to give us a really bad day - especially since a lot of small fragments can be worse than the same mass in one big lump, even if they're too small to survive reentry. (You can roast one side of the planet with the heat of their reentry, whereas the heat from a single larger impact, concentrated at a single point, is largely reradiated into space.)

      If you're using a nuke, the best way to use it isn't to try to bury it in the asteroid and try to blow it up. Instead, you detonate the nuke next to the asteroid: this vapourises the upper layer on one side of it, and the resulting impulse pushes it in the opposite direction. The biggest downside to this approach is that asteroids aren't held together all that firmly, so this is likely to make it fragment anyway - which is a bad thing.

    7. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Better would be survival of the planet AND no disturbance in TV and GPS. If we can prevent the "nuke it" option by towing the damn thing with a gravity tow or some other option then we should try it. Nuking it is a last resort option, which we can always do if the towing didn't work. We should research it, of course. But not as a first attempt.
      At least there are some recon steps being taken.

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    8. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is we aren't terribly great at predicting the exact orbits years out. Best we can say is, well it'll be in this range. What if we are wrong and we actually nudge it into the path of earth?

    9. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not difficult to choose between "survival of the planet" and "doing without TV and GPS for a few years".

      Do you seriously think the planet would survive if there was no TV or GPS for a few years?

    10. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      Except for the last hundred years or so, it seemed to...

    11. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yes, I want you to wipe out everything in orbit if my only other option is to not be around tomorrow to use it.

      What kind of idiot are you?

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    12. Re:Why is "blow the thing up" a bad idea? by RevDisk · · Score: 1

      Ideally, you want to move the whole object out of the way intact. Blowing it up may have unintended consequences that can be nearly as bad as a cohesive unit hitting the planet. Assuming you had enough mass at a high enough speed, you could cook the planet (as in, sterilization level).

  27. Conversation of energy by gatkinso · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it just be better to smack into one side of the asteroid at full speed rather than use a bunch of energy to get to the asteroid, a bunch more to slow down and rendezvous, then use little puffs of energy to try and modify its orbit?

    Seems to me that all that reaction mass would be much better served by hitting the rock traveling at 4X,000 MPH.

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    1. Re:Conversation of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it is solid, but we won't know that until after impact.

    2. Re:Conversation of energy by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Solidity can be ascertained remotely? Density is a fairly easy metric to obtain. That alone gives a fairly good indication of solidity.

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    3. Re:Conversation of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, if only someone qualified, like an astrophysicist would crunch the numbers and find out exactly how much momentum is transferred via a multi-year gravity tug vs. a single tiny impact, we could have a definite answer to this question. Oh wait, you're just talking out of your ass.

    4. Re:Conversation of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no? Impulse is mass times speed. The point of nozzles and, more importantly, ion drives is to have the mass leave at maximum speed. Of course, if the total amount of fuel you can use at maximum exhaust speed can already be burnt during approach, you might equally well hit with maximum pulse. This will have the same effect if you hit from the correct direction and there is no debris taking impulse where you don't need it.

      The problem is that of navigation. Hitting some kilometer object at stellar speeds is not necessarily fool proof.

    5. Re:Conversation of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough (given your post's title), you don't seem to know what you're talking about.

    6. Re:Conversation of energy by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Depending on which trajectory you approach the asteroid you don't need to decelerate so much (you come from behind and catch it, instead from the front)

      then use little puffs of energy to try and modify its orbit?

      The little puffs use the energy from solar cells, only the propellant is on board of the vessel.

      Seems to me that all that reaction mass would be much better served by hitting the rock traveling at 4X,000 MPH.

      If that was the case, no one would think about alternative ways :D

      If you hit at that speed, the probe gets evaporated. A big deal of the impuls goes into the debris and not into the asteroid. On top of that, the delta V you get by this is not even a mm per year. OTOH if you orbit your probe around it for ten years you are influencing it ten years.

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    7. Re:Conversation of energy by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Both can only be guessed.
      For density you need an exact size and an exact weight (or size and a definite answer from what the asteroid is made).
      The "indication" is not enough. An asteroid supposed to consist of coal easy can be made from coal dust/small rocks. Hence if you hit it a probe has no much impact.

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    8. Re:Conversation of energy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Solidity can be ascertained remotely?

      It can? Do enlighten us further.

      Density is a fairly easy metric to obtain.

      I signed off a purchase order last month for a quarter of a million pounds (sterling) of density measurement (equipment rental and the technicians to run it). Please tell me what your techniques are. If we can split the difference and pocket it, we'll both be rich.

      Density is mass over volume. The volume is easy enough to get by telescopic examination. How are you going to weigh it? Be explicit in your assumptions.

      That alone gives a fairly good indication of solidity.

      Density gives a good indication of "solidity". It does? At the extremes, yes ; osmium is harder than aerogel. But at intermediate values, it's not so useful. (That's not the reason for spending money on density measurements above, but the data is already caught. Density is not a terribly good proxy for drillability. See figures 1 + 2 in www.northbasinenergy.com/media/research/SPE_106571.pdf for data in the public domain. I've no reason to think that other measures of rock "strength" are better correlated ; rocks are messy subjects.)

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  28. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    Yep. Surely it's far better to fire a cable at it and give it a good pull at 100% engine thrust than wait for a microscopic amount of gravity to have an effect.

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  29. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by GPierce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually according to Doug Adams definitive history:

    On a planet called Golgafrincham there was an an nouncement that the planet would soon be destroyed in a great catastrophe They planned an evacuation using a group of arcs:.

    The passengers of the “A” ark were to be all the brilliant leaders, scientists, great musicians, data analysts, engineers and architects. The passengers of the “B” ark were to be all the “middle men” , marketing executives, telephone sanitizers , sales assistants and telemarketers etc. The passengers of the “C” ark were to be the real workers, construction, manufacturing and other craftsman.

    As I remember it, everyone fought for a place on the B Arc which blasted off into space programmed to land on the third planet of an obscure star at the edge of the galaxy. Shortly after its departure, they discovered it was all a mistake and the planet was not going to be destroyed.

    Golgafrincham entered into a period of exceptional peace and prosperity.

    The planet that was the destination of the B Arc had a different kind of history.

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  30. Finally stopped tweeting crap. by dadelbunts · · Score: 0

    Im glad he stopped tweeting retarded shit that didnt even make sense in an attempt to look smart, and is doing actual science. Its hard to have respect for someone who claims a cars performance is based only on horsepower, cant understand why we use horsepower to measure engine output, yet uses AUs in his field of work every day, which are also relativistic non metric units of measurement.

  31. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by jhoegl · · Score: 1

    Worst...


    Writing...


    Ever

  32. What's with the knee-jerk anti-Americanism? by brianerst · · Score: 0

    In the course of about seven paragraphs, he manages to take a shot at America twice (good at blowing things up and not dealing with the fallout, if American politicians find out about an extinction level asteroid hitting in 100 years time they'll just kick the can down the road).

    I'm not saying that those two observations are false in more general terms, but what evidence does he have that we act that way when dealing with real civilization threats or difficult engineering challenges? He's talking about the one country that has actually landed people on the moon and brought them back - we may have (sadly in my view) changed priorities since then, but we've shown we can do it if we want/need to. And we've generally picked the right side on civilization threats (against fascism, totalitarianism, etc.) - not a perfect record, of course, but compared to the other great powers of the past few centuries, certainly on the better side of the curve (which of the following have we been significantly worse than in the past two hundred years - British Empire, Soviet Union, Germany, Imperial Japan, China?).

    The more likely scenario is having to deal with 15 different but legitimate theories and methods to perform the deflection (the gravity solution he prefers, changing the albedo, giving it a nudge, etc.) and either some analysis paralysis based off that or panicked politicians picking the wrong one. Even we Ammurkins have seen enough killer asteroid movies to know something should be done. Heck, if SpaceX marketed it right, it could be a self-financing private venture posing as a movie...

    1. Re:What's with the knee-jerk anti-Americanism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe someone ought to remind you that the moon landing was achieved on the shoulders of European scientists and engineers, and that before the post World War II exodus of scientists and engineers to America the US was, with a few exceptions that statistically fit a country of this size (after all, even a bigoted, backward country like Pakistan has Nobel laureate in physics) a scientific nonentity?

    2. Re:What's with the knee-jerk anti-Americanism? by Livius · · Score: 1

      ...what evidence does he have that we act that way when dealing with real civilization threats or difficult engineering challenges?

      The problem will arise when the solution is frightening expensive and although the general problem is understood, the specifics will have uncertainties. Politicians *will* evade problems where they are sincerely (or opportunistically) uncertain that immediate sacrifice is needed.

      This is exactly what we have now with climate change.

    3. Re:What's with the knee-jerk anti-Americanism? by brianerst · · Score: 1

      I don't buy the climate change analogy. There's a big difference between a one-off $50 billion dollar expense (spread out among a half-dozen years) that has no big policy implications and could potentially be done by a single country and a multi-trillion dollar, decades long campaign that many claim requires a fundamental change in a wide range of policies (energy, economic, social) by nearly every country in the world. (For the record, I believe that AGW is real and requires action - I just think the analogy is flawed.)

    4. Re:What's with the knee-jerk anti-Americanism? by brianerst · · Score: 1

      You know I was thisclose to putting in the obligatory xkcd reference in my original post. I'm well aware that our space program wasn't 100% home grown (heck, maybe not even 50%), but we did put the resources into it to make it happen and didn't kill off or scare off our home grown engineers. You've got Arianespace, so kudos on your private space launch system...

  33. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by flex941 · · Score: 1

    Diffrent kind of future. US.

  34. Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by An+dochasac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We don't have to follow the "fight fire with fire" methodology. If the weakest force in the universe is pulling an asteroid towards the earth, we needn't use the weakest force in the universe to steer it away. The electromagnetic force is 10^36 times more powerful. Superconducting magnets require only the energy to get them started and keep them cool. Most asteroids are more than one part in a undecillion feromagnetic. So make use of it. And if threat happens to be composed of a diamagnetic material (e.g. comet water), use that to repel it away. Using gravity is just daft unless you have no alternative.

    1. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Hopefully they will reject such silly ideas like this

      Hopefully they won't listen to people like you. Having multiple ways to influence the asteroid in case of failure, is intuitive and preferred.

    2. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      Why would you go to all the trouble of pushing/pulling the object with magnets when you could just land an engine on the damn thing?

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    3. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As mentioned elsewhere, spin. Pretty much every rock in the solar system spins, to a greater or lesser degree. Old sci fi from the masters always took this into consideration. Heinlein and Niven both wrote about eliminating spin before moving an asteroid via rockets. Their reason was because they wanted precise control of the rock, with the intention of putting it into a specific orbit. If all you want to do is miss Earth, and you don't care what the new orbit is, that's less important.

      In theory, it's possible to use direct thrust to revector an inbound rock without eliminating spin first. You just have to mate the engine and its (very large) fuel and oxidizer tanks to a spinning rock, precisely centered on its spin axis. Which means, if your engine and its fuel tanks are of any significant size, you're going to have to spin them to match precisely first. Needless to say, this isn't exactly easy.

      Once you mate an engine to a spinning asteroid, the rest is easy. The spin will even work to stabilize the thrust vector via gyroscopic effects. Regardless of the axis of spin, you never have to do more than move the rock one Earth diameter. Even if the axis of spin means your thrust is aimed directly along the asteroid's orbit, thrust will still work. You just make the rock cross Earth's orbit earlier than it would have, before Earth has shown up, thereby generating a miss. Any other axis of spin, you're pushing it aside, one direction or another.

      The only question that remains is which method is most fuel efficient and least risky. Say the rock is in a near-hit orbit, but its spin axis means you have to push it the entire diameter of Earth to generate a miss. It might then be more fuel efficient to stop the spin first, then choose your thrust axis yourself, so you only have to move the rock's orbit a small fraction of Earth's diameter in the other direction to generate a miss. So is it more fuel efficient to eliminate the spin and push any direction you want, or to leave it spinning and push along the spin axis? You'd have to do some math to find out, and the answer varies depending on the rock. You also have to factor in the risk of failure. Are you more likely to fail if you have to mate two engines to the rock (one for spin reduction, the other for adjusting direction) or just one?

      The gravity trick is intended to avoid all that. No mating required, so all you have to do right is navigate a spacecraft. Something we're getting fairly good at. Magnetic coupling is less appealing for the same reason: more systems with more parts doing something we've never done before. And we REALLY don't want to screw this up. We're talking about the end of civilization, remember, not to mention an extinction event for many species.

      And that, ultimately, is the reason for Neil deGrasse Tyson's answer: it's the most pragmatic method. All we have to do is something we already know how to do. Nothing new, anywhere, thereby minimizing the risk of failure.

      If that asteroid mining company actually gets to the stage of mating a rocket to a rock and moving it for mining purposes, then everything is different. With proven expertise in rock-rocketry, that becomes the new best answer.

    4. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by budgenator · · Score: 1

      If the weakest force in the universe is pulling an asteroid towards the earth, we needn't use the weakest force in the universe to steer it away. The electromagnetic force is 10^36 times more powerful.

      Why not just detonate a nuclear device at an appropriate stand-off distance and let the resulting gamma rays (elecrto-magnetic waves) evaporate the surface of the offending potential meteor. This would provide the energenic reaction mass to nudge the meteor into a safe trajectory. In space nuclear devices have little of what we think of as an explosion, most of the blast in a nuclear detonation is caused by air heated by the gamma radiation.

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    5. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As mentioned elsewhere, spin. Pretty much every rock in the solar system spins, to a greater or lesser degree.

      Or maybe every rock is stable and the universe is spinning. It's all relative ... :)

    6. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i see this ending rather like a strong magnet being dropped near a fridge.

      the magnet sticks to the fridge, and now you have an extinction-level fridge with a magnet on it heading toward you, unperturbed.

      with rockets it could be better than gravity alone i suppose.

    7. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every asteroid of significant size spins at a slow enough rate that gravity will hold you down against centrifugal force, even on the equator.
      Has to be that slow, otherwise they would disintegrate. (Roches Limit) . If you can hover next to it, you can land, the difficulty is in matching velocity.
      Stick a large flat plate on the front of your ship, land nose down wherever you like, and every couple of hours when you rotate into position you fire the rear thrusters for a while. Much more efficient than trying a gravity tow.

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    8. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      As mentioned elsewhere, spin. Pretty much every rock in the solar system spins, to a greater or lesser degree. ...

      Mod Up.

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    9. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by cusco · · Score: 1

      Rock-rocketry. I like that.

      you're going to have to spin them to match precisely

      You're right that it isn't easy, but we are very good at it. As far back as Voyager JPL had to rotate the spacecraft extremely slowly in order to eliminate smearing in the image. Recently there was a fast-flyby of an asteroid where the relative motions of the two bodies was so great that they had to spin up the satellite to some ridiculous speed to get the best shot.

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    10. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Much more efficient than trying a gravity tow.

      How do you measure efficiency?
      I would use amount of fuel spent.
      Pushing an asteroid with rocket fuel cost several millin times more fuel than just pulling it with gravity. I call that rather inefficient.

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    11. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You do realize that to 'pull it with gravity' requires AT LEAST the same amount of fuel as direct contact. It is less efficient so it will require MORE fuel on that alone. To go on top of that, since if you just pointed your rocket straight against the gravity, you would be thrusting against the asteroid, essentially your own fuel would be canceling its own force out by pulling on itself, so you have to aim your thrust slightly to the side, and counter balance that rocket with another one pushing in a way to counteract the lateral motion. This means you now have more waste as you're spending fuel balancing the lateral forces.

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    12. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You do realize that to 'pull it with gravity' requires AT LEAST the same amount of fuel as direct contact. It is less efficient so it will require MORE fuel on that alone.

      No, you need less fuel if you orbit and pull.

      You fire your engine every few days or weeks to regain altitude. Then you wait till the asteroid has pulled you down a bit (and you have pulled it up a bit). Then you repeat.

      To go on top of that, since if you just pointed your rocket straight against the gravity, you would be thrusting against the asteroid, essentially your own fuel would be canceling its own force out by pulling on itself

      No, that is a misconception. As the asteroid has a billion times more mass than the probe, the fuel/exhaust hitting it has only 1 / billion of the effect. (Conservation of impulse, perhaps you should read that law up on wikipedia, is not the same as conservation of energy or more important: SPEED). Simple example: you sit in a boat and throw out stones. Is the boat light it will move considerable fast. Is the boat heavy it will be slow. The probe will move considerable fast away from the asteroid, the asteroid hit by the exhaust wont really notice it.

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    13. Re:Use magnetism it's 10^34 times stronger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either trolling or your understanding of physics and rocketry is so wrong you should not comment on it.

  35. I think there is a better plan by Zorpheus · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I think there is a better plan by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      For the same launch mass an impact should result in a much larger change of orbit than if the orbit is changed with a rocket. There is no need to accelerate to th speed of the asteroid, the impactor just has to cross its orbit. And the impulse change resulting from the impact of a certain weight is probably larger than anything we can achieve with a rocket of the same weight. The actual impulse of any chemical rocket fuel colliding with an asteroid is larger than the specific impulse that it can generate when powering a rocket.

    2. Re:I think there is a better plan by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you achieve the same effect by having the tractor spacecraft orbit the big nasty at an appropriately elliptical orbit?

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  36. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, they died by a mysterious virus spread through their filthy phones unless I'm mistaken.

  37. Unknown unknowns by sjbe · · Score: 1

    All asteroids large enough to make this work are known and known not to collide with earth.

    All presently known asteroids large enough...

    Fixed that for you. We find things in space all the time that we weren't aware of before. You are claiming we know of every body that could possibly threaten us when we cannot possibly be certain of that.

    1. Re:Unknown unknowns by tp1024 · · Score: 1

      We know all km-sized asteroids including their trajectories for centuries - that's because they are few and stick out like a sore thumb in comparison with a 28m (equivalent) asteroid like 2012-DA14.

      The danger are those asteroids we don't know about - and those are the small ones.

    2. Re:Unknown unknowns by andy753421 · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, according to NASA, we've found an estimated 911 out of 981 near earth asteroid in the >1km size range. 93% is pretty good, but a long way from "all".

  38. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

    Golgafrincham entered into a period of exceptional peace and prosperity.

    Um, no. They all died from a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

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  39. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it - whitey made science but can't spell worth a damn. Makes perfect sense.

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  40. I don't see the problem by lesincompetent · · Score: 0

    Why can't we go the dinosaur way? What's wrong with that? When it's time it's time. It's extinction! Why bother extending our pathetic time slice on earth? I'd sort of feel good knowing that everyone is going to die the same day as me.

    1. Re:I don't see the problem by Lisias · · Score: 1

      How we would now if it's really our hour if we don't try it? ;-)

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    2. Re:I don't see the problem by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Just put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger please, you're wasting resources that could be used on someone useful.

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    3. Re:I don't see the problem by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

      Paiaz.

  41. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Livius · · Score: 1

    He doesn't add anything to his profession

    I disagree. I think he's a great example for other circus performers.

  42. Setting the record straight) by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    The idea of using gravity (the proper name is Gravity Tractor) to deflect incoming rocks has been around for some years now - and it wasn't Neil's idea.

    1. Re:Setting the record straight) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of using gravity (the proper name is Gravity Tractor) to deflect incoming rocks has been around for some years now - and it wasn't Neil's idea.

      Actually the proper name is a Gravity Tug, because it works more like a tugboat than a tractor. There are a lot of similarities when dealing with propulsion and navigation on the oceans and in space... most land-based systems don't translate very well at all.
      And it's not used to deflect anything it's used to pull it to a different trajectory which will either miss the Earth or impact something else first.

  43. Re:Put all of the "scientists" who appear on PBS . by ls671 · · Score: 0

    This might work too if you remember to have them closely orbiting together...

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  44. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Others have pointed out the folly of getting rid of the Telephone Sanitization Engineers, but I'd like to point out that it wasn't a mistake. The B Ark people thought it was a mistake, yes, but it was clearly an organized effort to get rid of all the useless jackasses on their planet. It's too bad they misclassified theTelephone Sanitization Engineers,

  45. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    There have been a lot of discussions about these asteroid scenarios. The real trick, is to identify the threat early. The doctor is right, we're good at blowing things up, then wondering where shit's going to land. That's why it's so important to identify the threat early. If you can send out an impactor rocket months before the projected impact, then you can use a small amount of power to move the asteroid into a new orbit. We like making things go "boom", with or without the audible "boom". So, give the rocket a big explosive warhead. Hell, give it a nuke. Land or hit the asteroid on the side, not head on. Blow your rocket up, watch how the orbit changes, and if necessary hit it with a second blast. No big problem. If you actually fracture the asteroid, and you now have two or three large pieces, watch them long enough to decide if any of them are still a hazard. Send another rocket as necessary.

    I'm not averse to blowing things up, but it probably isn't necessary. Early intervention will probably mean that the rocket can just land on one side or another, and fire it's rockets long enough to alter the course of the asteroid.

    That space tugboat idea just doesn't seem like it's going to be very effective. Firing your rockets in various directions, while hoping the asteroid follows you around? Some of that reaction mass is going to hit the asteroid, negating your feeble gravity tugging efforts.

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  46. My 0.02 by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Let the meteor come!

  47. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    The proposal I heard before was to use a smaller asteroid which could be moved more easily. Shift the smaller asteroid into a moon like orbit of the large mass to shift it's trajectory by less than a degree years before impact. An explosion would take care of a smaller object like the one that exploded over Russia but a KT sized one would need a larger nuke than we can make or numerous smaller explosions just to fragment it. If we were unlucky enough to have an iron asteroid that size headed for us a nuke would be like hitting a cannon ball with a hammer. You'd be lucky to scratch the surface. The point is if you can detect them decades ahead of impact then a smaller asteroid could be used to deflect it. Others have proposed the tugboat approach so there must be something in the math to make it practical. One problem with your math is it's all dependent on the mass of the tug boat rocket so without that number how can you do any calculations? It's why most proposals have talked about using an asteroid for mass. An elliptical orbit would cause pressure on the main asteroid with each orbit. By adjusting the orbit and applying thrust at the right point you should be able to increase the affect.

  48. Deflection is Rehashing Old Ideas by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    Mr. Miyagi:

    Remember, best block, no be there.

    If Sam Kinison were alive today, he'd apply his philosophy on world hunger and say:

    You want to help end extinction-level meteors? Stop sending up shit to blow them up. Don't send them another one, send up huge orbit-altering rockets. Send the UN a guy that says, "You know, we've been coming up with a plan to blow up meteors for about 35 years now and we were blowing stuff up, and we realized there wouldn't BE extinction-level meteors if you people would live where the METEORS AREN'T! YOU LIVE INSIDE AN ASTEROID BELT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING ASTEROID BELT!! Stop wasting rockets by launching them at each other. You too, North Korea... don't give me that look. We're going to do this together in one shot.

    The most-effective solution is don't be where the meteor is going to be. This worked well for me the other week. Giant meteor fell in Siberia and I wasn't there.

    1. Re:Deflection is Rehashing Old Ideas by torxim · · Score: 1

      I think your understanding of the damage an extinction-level meteor would cause might be a bit off. The whole issue with extinction-level meteors (or any event for that matter) is if you don't avoid it, there is pretty much nowhere on earth that you can be safe. It seems far easier to try and redirect the orbit of an asteroid than alter the orbit of the earth itself (which would be the only way to not be where the meteor is going to be.)

  49. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by bdeclerc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The whole idea is conceptually idiotic. You spend a strong force of reaction mass ejection to maintain a weak force of gravity at a constant distance from the target mass producing a microscopic tug on the object. This guy must have received his degree in a box of crackerjack.
    Place the reaction mass generator (be it ion jet, or rocket) directly on the mass and divert it.

    Amazing that they didn't think of that!!! You must be a genius...

    Or... maybe they did consider that, then realised that many, many small asteroids are apparently heaps of weakly bound rubble, just as bad as a solid object when hitting the surface of earth, but impossible to attach a rocket to.

    The "gravity tug" concept works the same regardless of the structural integrity of the asteroid, *that* is why this is the proposed mechanism, not because Tyson is stupid...

    Bet you feel a lot less like a genius now, smarty-pants?

  50. God will protect us. by Nyder · · Score: 0

    No, I'm not religious at all, don't believe in any gods, but if a big ass asteroid was coming to hit earth, it is obviously God's fault.

    After all, this is all according to God's plan, and if he wants to destroy the earth, who are we to complain?

    Seriously, though, if a big ass Asteroid is going to hit earth, it's going to hit earth, no shit you will think of will change that. Start worrying about problems that affect us, not shit that might, maybe, in a small chance in hell, happen.

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    1. Re:God will protect us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, though, if a big ass Asteroid is going to hit earth, it's going to hit earth, no shit you will think of will change that.
      What an incredibly stupid comment.
      Let's go though in in baby terms.
      There are *very big* asteroids, which we can't do anything about.
      There are *small* asteroids, which we don't need to worry about.
      And there are *medium* sized asteroids, which could destroy civilization or put us back to primitive times, but are small enough to do something about.
      The adults are talking about the *medium* sized asteroids. See?

  51. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson - Heavyweight by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    If we worry about a 2 km dia asteroid (rough sphere) it weighs 15 BILLION TONS.

    Putting enough energy on over a year or two to pull the asteroid say 10,000 miles is going to be one hell of an amount of energy every second of the year. We don't have that sort of energy source we can deploy that I'm aware of.

  52. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Orson Scott Card appreciates your use of his imaginative solution to a similar - albeit far-fetched - threat.

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  53. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

    Do you work for a for-profit, or even well-known non-profit? Then you too work for advertisers...

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  54. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Informative

    The whole idea is conceptually idiotic. You spend a strong force of reaction mass ejection to maintain a weak force of gravity at a constant distance from the target mass producing a microscopic tug on the object.

    I pity the cranially impoverished people who modded this up as "Insightful". Go back to high school, would you? The two forces you're referring to are exactly equal in size, as per Newton's third law. The probe gets positioned at a distance at which the thrust of the engine is equalized by the asteroid's gravity, and the probe consequently pulls the asteroid with identical force (modulo its sign) while keeping a stationary position above its surface.

    What you get here is exactly what you'd get by putting the probe onto the asteroid and pushing it, but you're avoiding the potentially dangerous contact with the asteroid. Moreover, the probe is likely to be powered using solar arrays, and asteroids sort of tend to rotate, which would severely complicate your attempts at creating a sustained thrust, not to mention the fact that your thrust vector would also rotate. Separating the probe from the asteroid and acting gravitationally upon it gives you constant insolation of the panels and the ability to exert constant thrust in a single direction.

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  55. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by hlavac · · Score: 1

    The only reason this ridiculous gravity pull method is even considered is that the asteroid may actually be a loose pile of rocks or snow/dust, not holding together strong enough to be pulled directly by pushing/pulling in one spot. Actually I see one problem with this method, the mass ejected from the station keeping thrusters would hit the asteroid and cancel the effect of the gravity pull. It's like getting into a basket and trying to lift yourselves up. They would have to fire multiple thrusters at an angle away from asteroid lowering the effectiveness of it all which is unfortunate because this is what translates into actual orbit change of the asteroid. It may be harder than it looks to stay very close to a big asteroid and keep position in a way that does not affect the asteroid. For gravity effect you need to be as close as possible, while it becomes harder and harder not to hit the asteroid with your thruster plumes. Maybe put the engines on a long cable so that they are far enough to fire at a smaller angle and let the heavy part of the spaceship hang towards the asteroid?

  56. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the rotation? Those rocks are usually spinning on multiple axes.

  57. His comments are what turned me off though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean hearing him talking about racism and such on one epsiode of Nova Science now I made the mistake of actually looking up his background for all the racism he had to overcome. Let's see, he's the son of 2 college graduates who helped get him noticed with his interest in astronomy.(Since that's the sort of thing where parents can make a big difference.) Because of this he went to Bronx Science and when he went to college he got heavily recruited specifically because of his background, even attracting the interest of Carl Sagan when he was picking his undergrad school. Of course getting all this extra attention probably gave him a huge leg up with college profs actually giving a shit about his education and eventually lead to him going on to a PhD program. As far as I can tell his main experience with racism is sometimes he has trouble hailing a cab.(Yeah, this'll get modded down.)

    1. Re:His comments are what turned me off though by rochrist · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine he encountered any racism growing up in the Bronx.

  58. After reading the comments at the CNN article... by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .... I'm confident that we have little to worry about. Asteroids will tend to avoid our planet out of sheer embarrassment.

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  59. Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just tell the approaching asteroids that we want a committed relationship, they will veer off course very fast.

  60. Would the gravity pull the asteroid apart? by seyfarth · · Score: 1

    If the asteroid is a pile of rubble, then it would seem to be a collection of objects at similar but different distances. This would seem to induce a different gravitational pull on the parts of the asteriod. Could this pull it apart? It would seem likely over the months or years of time spent pulling on the rubble that it would separate into multiple objects resulting in a slower version of the problem from pushing the asteroid. I can imagine that spinning asteroids would require either gravitational pulling or explosions. I think we need a variety of tricks to cope with asteroids and we need to study these objects before deciding the appropriate plan. If we are too slow in discovering a threat, then explosions might be the only choice. We are currently not prepared with any actual equipment to repel any asteroids. We should get busy and start working on smaller objects to work on the technology. Maybe clearing out the debris around Earth would be a good place to start.

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  61. MOD -1, PARENT, GP, GGP, ETC. IN THIS THREAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for being noncontributing zeroes.

  62. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by jrcgarry · · Score: 1

    A few comments on your comments. Firstly, the compressive strength of NEOs is not well understood. Many may be little more than self-gravitating rubble-piles, in which case your reaction engine will simply dig itself into a pit whilst ejecting boulders around it. Net result, multiple impactors on the same heading as the original body - which is Not Good. The mathematics is simple to perform for a gravity deflector. Here the displacing force is dispersed over the whole body - no single point stresses to accommodate. What is not so simple to gauge is the mass of the inbound body. And knowing that quite well is crucial to the success of a gravity tractor. You are at least correct in estimating the need for multi-year duration burns to deflect plausible objects. That is neither impossible nor impractical.

  63. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he's wrong. The scheme described in the summary would not work. Maybe there was some technical detail in the article, but setting down on the far side and pushing would work much better. If it spins, set down on both sides and stabilize the spin before pushing. The spin doesn't even "need" to be stable, so long as you only push in the same direction. Pulling by firing retro-rockets in the direction of the item you are trying to pull will push it away. You'd do better firing your retro rockets at higher power and retro-retro rockets on the far side to keep you close for the push to work.

    Hell, more sensible than his plan is to catch the comet in a net and pull the net with a rocket. In a more interesting angle, I'd want to see whether it would make sense to "try to miss" or "try to hit something else". What if we tried to catch them in orbit. Help the space mining industry with captures of stray rocks. Or aim them at the moon to guarantee they'll never come around again. Maybe with enough of them, we could aim them to the back side of the moon and end up pushing the moon a little faster and get the lunar and solar calendars in sync.

  64. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    The effect of gravity is multitudes more predictable that an explosion on an asymmetric tumbling object. A small tug around Jupiter may all we need to keep something from ever hitting us.

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  65. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Except your maximum thrust is tiny if you are holding yourself in place with gravity. And what's the fix for your gravity pulling it away from a collision, but your exhaust pushing it into a collision course?

  66. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Except your maximum thrust is tiny if you are holding yourself in place with gravity.

    It would be tiny anyway, because you need high Isp, and you only get that with low-thrust engines.

    And what's the fix for your gravity pulling it away from a collision, but your exhaust pushing it into a collision course?

    The solution is to have the exhaust *not* pushing it into a collision course. Isn't that obvious?

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  67. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by truesaer · · Score: 1

    I think you may need to consider feasibility when coming up with your plans. It's a lot easier to just fly somewhere and hover than to land, or to make and deploy a gigantic asteroid net.

  68. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by tqk · · Score: 1

    Hell, more sensible than his plan is to catch the comet in a net and pull the net with a rocket.

    First, how did a comet get into this discussion? Second, a net big enough to hold securely a large meteor? Third, it's actually more sensible to bolt a few jet assist (JATO Bottles) onto the side of it and just accelerate it. Once it hits aphelion, pulverize it into dust.

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  69. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by rochrist · · Score: 1

    If by box of Crackerjacks you meant Columbia University, then sure.

  70. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

    A free mass spinning in a vacuum only ever spins on one axis. A temporary force applied will change the axis, but the mass will *never* "tumble".

  71. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Hell, more sensible than his plan is to catch the comet in a net and pull the net with a rocket.

    *That* would be stupid. Do you have any idea how difficult is it to work with lines and nets of this size? Any tension changes propagate through the fibers at the speed of sound. If the whole thing becomes larger than, say, 10-20 km, you start having serious problems with not tearing the whole thing apart because you didn't notice a rising tension in one part of your dynamic system. Just controlling a single tether in LEO is difficult enough, you want a fully autonomous probe (light minues away from Earth) control a *net*? Wrapped around a celestial body with significant angular momentum? You're crazy.

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  72. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    First, how did a comet get into this discussion?

    I'm not an astrophysicist, and the dictionary definition of meteor is orthoginal to whether it's from a comet or other body of another name, and in any case, none of this applies to a meteor, only to a potential meteor.

    So what was the point of your "correction"?

  73. Wouldn't it suck by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

    if the observations and calculations were a teensy bit off, and altering the asteroid's trajectory changed it from a very near miss...to a hit?

  74. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The solution is to have the exhaust *not* pushing it into a collision course. Isn't that obvious?

    The net thrust *must* be at the object. Isn't that obvious? That, and the closer you are, the stronger the effect, complicating diverted exhaust. By the time you fix all those issues, the other solutions don't look so problematic.

  75. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by michelcolman · · Score: 2

    And what's the fix for your gravity pulling it away from a collision, but your exhaust pushing it into a collision course?

    The solution is to have the exhaust *not* pushing it into a collision course. Isn't that obvious?

    What he meant was: you place the tug on one side to bend the trajectory of the asteroid that way, but in order to keep the tug away from the asteroid, it has to fire its engines towards it. The exhaust will hit the asteroid and exert a force in exactly the opposite direction from what you are trying to achieve with the gravitational pull. If the entire exhaust hits the asteroid, the net trajectory change will be precisely zero. The only solution for that is to fire thrusters diagonally from a far enough distance so that the exhausts will miss the asteroid. But this will obviously reduce the amount of tugging you're going to achieve.

  76. The far more probably scenario by paiute · · Score: 1

    Huge asteroid is found which will wipe out humans in two years. Scientists and engineers come up with a brilliant and very expensive plan to save humanity. US politicians argue about whether to fund it by tax cuts or tax hikes right up until impact.

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    1. Re:The far more probably scenario by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I guess the USA would rather fund a few studies proclaiming as result: the asteroid wont hit (or is rather small and hits africa). Like they did with other "important" science.

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  77. tricky pool shot by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    gravitational force between a manmade spaceship and an asteroid won't be large enough to make that much of a difference, depending upon the SPEED of the incoming asteroid and the time it takes for us to build a ship, train a crew, and launch it into space. blowing it up could have dire consequences if the asteroid gets close enough to the earth or the moon. but if we can stop it by the time it reaches the asteroid belt, we might be ok.

    the last thing we need is some tricky pool shot where you think you're going to hit the right stones but we end up tugging the earth into the corner pocket, game over.

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  78. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Great. Now how do you propose to launch enough mass and enough fuel to sway an asteroid the size of Kansas? Remember, it takes 62 pounds of Saturn V to deliver 1 pound of payload to translunar injection orbit.

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  79. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You don't control a net. You spread a mesh in front of an object, and it snags in it. You have a single tether, and it doesn't matter how it spins. When you start gently pulling, it will waste a good bit of energy stabilizing the whole thing. It's inherently stable - the only issue is if our materials science is enough to support getting to that stable point.

  80. Lasers by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Photons have momentum, and momentum is conserved. If you had a coherent enough laser, you just beam the thing when it's still far enough out and the momentum transferred from the photons to the asteroid will change its velocity.

    Change it enough, and it'll miss Earth.

    1. Re:Lasers by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Lasers disperse given enough distance. IIRC, 1 IR laser with a 1 m mirror will have a 10 m diameter once it reaches the moon. The asteroid is going to be much farther away, so the dispersion will be much larger.

    2. Re:Lasers by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Now take the Earth's atmosphere out of the way and how much does it disperse? You're missing a good bit of the fundamentals of how lasers work.

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  81. Deflecting asteroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we do it old school and throw clumps of poo at it.

  82. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    How exactly does it not matter how it spins? Do you propose to provide the probe with an infinite length of tether to compensate for what the asteroid winds up onto itself?

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  83. Tyson should really stop pretending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a 'Scientist'.
    People like Tyson make my head hurt.... The likelihood of us having enough time to use his method is probably somewhere near 0.. deflection.. certainly as opposed to ablation... but... Seriously? His idea would likely take YEARS to move the path a significant amount unless the object we're trying to mvoe is fairly massive (and the ship we're using is too) and it's actually a -solid- object.... What a Maroon.. anyone actually pay attention to this guy?

  84. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by tqk · · Score: 1

    First, how did a comet get into this discussion?

    I'm not an astrophysicist ...

    Nor am I.

    ... and the dictionary definition of meteor is orthoginal to whether it's from a comet or other body of another name ...

    My understanding is that comets and meteors are quite different things. Comets are made of ice and dirt/rock but, more importantly, comets generally are on elliptical orbits beginning as far out as the Oort Cloud, so when they come in, they've had a lot more time and distance to accelerate than meteors. The latter may burn up coming through the atmosphere. Comets are going fast enough to punch right through.

    Of course, I could be mistaken.

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  85. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 0

    I agree, he's great for explaining stupid shit to proles, but as far as a professional scientist goes he has very little credibility in my book.

    I bet you, as a complete fucking nobody AC, have tons of credibility in his book.

    I find myself wondering if you'd find someone white significantly more credible.

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  86. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 0

    Maybe there was some technical detail in the article, but setting down on the far side and pushing would work much better. If it spins, set down on both sides and stabilize the spin before pushing.

    Fuel. Delta V and fuel. Your suggestion is less feasible as it requires bucketloads of propellant.

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  87. Why only one spaceship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not send up a swarm of micro ships, each of which attach to a smaller asteroid, and then use their collective mass to affect the meteor's path?

  88. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Comets come from the outer solar system and they come in much, much faster than near earth asteroids or asteroids from the belt. If a comet is coming in on a collision course with us, forget it. We're fucked. We don't have time to do anything. That's the difference. Also, a meteor is a rock that falls through the atmosphere. If it hits the ground it's a meteorite. To do with the greek word for air, like meteorology.

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  89. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Yeah the general rule of thumb is an asteroid might give us decades of notice if we're on the ball enough. A comet headed for us will give us maybe weeks. Comets are much less common thankfully.

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  90. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 1

    we know that shit

    *You* don't know a fucking thing.

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  91. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by icebike · · Score: 2

    I think you may need to consider feasibility when coming up with your plans. It's a lot easier to just fly somewhere and hover than to land, or to make and deploy a gigantic asteroid net.

    And its a lot easier to fly somewhere close and send in a rocket powered Bunker Buster bomb.

    Most of the rocky bodies we've investigated and photographed are loose creations of material which would most likely burn up in the atmosphere if you simply spread them out a bit. Even a solid rock of extinction size would do less damage if you break it up into more than one piece, and in doing so deflect significant chunks of it such that they would not even hit the earth. 2/3rds of the remaining pieces would land in the oceans as widely dispersed smaller chunks.

    In other words, the entire premise of trying to finesse a miss by micromanaging the orbit doesn't put you in any better position than going nuclear. Because you have to have a great deal of time to change the orbit, the ability to predict future orbits, and technology of sufficient size and durability to actually be able to work, and if it fails you still have to have a plan "B". And waiting for a gravity solution to work would mean Plan B, would be a point blank nuclear strike.

    The blowing things up bit, while sounding crass and inelegant, is actually the more sensible approach. Do it early, (preferably years in advance) evaluate your results, have another delivery vehicle pre-deployed for a later intercept, rinse, repeat until everything is smaller than a house, then simply take your chances.

    Playing with orbit adjustments is an exercise in hubris.

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  92. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Maritz · · Score: 1

    The whole idea is conceptually idiotic.

    Large explosions will also fragment the mass, if they are placed so explosive force is trapped and bursts the object from within.

    You call the idea idiotic, then you talk about blowing the asteroid up with explosions. Thanks for the giggle at the irony. The notion that someone might know more about something than you genuinely never occurs to slashdot armchair experts. But hey you did some math, well done. I'm impressed. So do some math on the kind of explosive force needed to take apart a large asteroid (into small enough bits) Here's a clue - it's waaaaaay more than the entire planet's nuclear arsenal.

    The dismissiveness at the beginning of your post is what made me feel instantly hostile to the rest. Also, learn some SI units. Not interested in how many furlongs per fortnight a damn asteroid goes.

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  93. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson - Heavyweight by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Find it early enough and a gnat's fart will change the angle enough to make it miss the earth. The larger the body - the further we can detectit - the more time to change the angle to miss the earth.

  94. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    When he espouses the concept of hovering on thrusters to use the force of gravity to move the mass, I then know enough to dismiss him and his purported degree as idiocy.

  95. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by gtall · · Score: 1

    Any rock of large side spinning even slowly will simply drill a hole though the net. There's nothing you can do about it.

  96. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    There are solid asteroids, both rocky and metallic. Rocky asteroids are brittle and can be shattered by a high brisance explosive. The particles produced will diverge and the velocity imparted will be greater than the escape velocity and they will diverge - some will impact the earth and some will miss. To get the best effect the center of explosion should be at the center of mass. Depending on how far away the event occurred, most will miss the earth and impacts will be of smaller pieces spread over time instead of one lump at one place.Metallic asteroid are tougher and harder to break and will not shatter in the same way as a rocky mass. You may have to drill a number of holes and fill each one with explosive and set them off in a timed manner to break the metallic mass into pieces. A nickel-iron asteroid would be the worst case - hardest to break and more likely to reach the surface on impact - maximum impact damage.

    There are also the loose gravitationally aggregated asteroids, that are weakly held together. To blow these up you need a less brisant, or low explosive that creates a large volume of escaped gasses that push the particles apart so each one diverges from the impact path into one that either misses or hits another place on the earth. Spread the impact of a million tons into one million separate one tone impacts will result in most melting and scattering before impact. Each case will differ. Some may be 2 or 3 large metallic ones and thousands of smaller rocky masses, all bound by gravity. So a large bang will scatter the small ones, but you may then have to deal with the metal ones - by thrusters or blow them up.

    In any event Tyson will soon be dismissed as a fool by far more eminent minds than mine

  97. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by gtall · · Score: 1

    And any reasonable size rock spinning as they tend to do will wind up your cable like a yo-yo and your rocket will have a short but very exciting life.

  98. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    No, you only need to "waste" as much thrust as needed to counter the weak and gradual force of gravity --- you aren't spending any *more* energy in this situation than you would with a direct push. Just think of gravity as a rubber-band between the spacecraft and the space-rock --- you're effectively tethered to the rock already. Conveniently, the "tether" uniformly and predictably pulls the whole mass, instead of just shearing off a layer of rubble at an impact point.

  99. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson - Heavyweight by gtall · · Score: 1

    Well, I think a more saner way would be to fire some astronauts up close enough and feed them a lot of beans. We can fund a fart cannon to connect up to their hineys. As an added benefit, we can substitute it for a rail gun here on Earth.

    Iranian General: What the hell happened (fire, destruction, troops fleeing in terror)?

    Iranian Colonel: Sir, they have resorted to Weapons of Mass Ejection?

    Iranian General: You don't mean...they wouldn't...that's below the belt.

    Iranian Colonel: That's exactly where we think they fired from, Sir.

  100. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    you would have to bag a loose asteroid with something like a loose net, with, say 3 inch holes and you them use your 10-100 pounds of thrust on the gathering point of the net with the thrusters pointed so that they do not impinge on the net or the asteroid. 200 pounds of net will gather quite a large mass. and since forces are slow, on impacts or tears in the net will occur, and the net will be a slightly elastic material to avoid tears and the thrust will be gradually imposed to allow a proper gather.

  101. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you push it one earth diameter? At the worst, you'd need to shove it one earth *radius*. And anyway, you're not pushing or pulling it out of the way, you're changing its trajectory. The tiniest nudge early enough on will change the trajectory enough to make it fly by with millions of miles to spare. It's not like you're pushing it those millions of miles.

    All your math may make you look smart, but you're missing the fundamentals.

  102. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    I agree, he's great for explaining stupid shit to proles, but as far as a professional scientist goes he has very little credibility in my book.

    It's scientists like him that are personable and able to "explain stupid shit to proles" that help keep people interested in science and help make sure the scientists in your "credibility book" get enough funding from the proles to do their work.

    There are two side to every coin. Yes, he may keep people interested, but by so over simplifying what is the real problem he gives the false sense that this could really work. So, by being personable and getting the funing from the proles, he is actually taking funding away from potential solutions that have a much higher probability of being successful.

  103. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    The whole gravity tether concept is silly and non valid.
    I can not see any way for it to ever work.
    Only a fool would espouse it.

  104. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    I think you may need to consider feasibility when coming up with your plans. It's a lot easier to just fly somewhere and hover than to land, or to make and deploy a gigantic asteroid net.

    That may be true, but while hovering, you are going to have to exert enough gravitational pull to offset the inertia that is already in place. While it is true that all bodies exert gravitional forces upon each other, in practice, there has to be enough force to actually do something. When we landed men on the moon, the gravitational forces between earth and the moon were altered, but not enough to change their positions in space relative to each other. Likewise, a rocket, unless it contains extreme mass, is unlikely to change the trajectory of an asteroid or comet because of the combination of the gravitational forces and the inertia. And, if said rocket does contain enough mass to effect this change, then how in the hell are we going to get it there in the first place?

  105. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    You don't control a net. You spread a mesh in front of an object, and it snags in it. You have a single tether, and it doesn't matter how it spins. When you start gently pulling, it will waste a good bit of energy stabilizing the whole thing. It's inherently stable - the only issue is if our materials science is enough to support getting to that stable point.

    What exactly would such a mesh be made out of that could withstand the impact from how ever many metric tonnes of material traveling at however many thousands of meters per second? There would be no gently pulling involved as the same distructive force that would be applied if such an astral body hit the earth would be applied hitting the net.

  106. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by guspasho · · Score: 1

    Pomposity? How dare you!

  107. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    And I can find your new breakthroughs in gravitational physics published in which journal? Apparently, a lot of decently competent scientists (who can certainly calculate the impact of gravitational forces implied by known physics) disagree with you, so it would be useful for you to point out which of your amazing new discoveries would invalidate this simple and robust mechanism.

  108. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by instagib · · Score: 1

    he's wrong

    pushing the moon a little faster

    Comments on the internet in 2013. Aren't they awesome?

  109. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by nusuth · · Score: 1

    The escape velocities of many asteroids are very low and the exhaust velocity for high Isp engines are very high. The difference is at least 100 fold. For a net momentum change, it would be enough to not aim exhaust directly to the asteroid. The gravitational capture of propellant is impossible. No special diversion mechanisms are necessary.

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  110. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Platinumrat · · Score: 1

    And its a lot easier to fly somewhere close and send in a rocket powered Bunker Buster bomb.

    Where do you get your ideas that blowing up a giant rock is a good idea. I'm talking giant, because the smaller ones, while being a problem for whoever's head they land on, don't pose an Extinction Level Event.

    If you blow up a big rock, you will end up with a lot of smaller rocks that will still have the same basic trajectory. So we pretty much guarantee that there will be lots of medium to largish impacts and a shitload of smaller ones. These will be spread all over the earth.

  111. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The dictionary indicated that an object that hits the atmosphere is a meteor, whether asteroid, comet, or stray (in fact, the definition didn't exclude man-made satellites from that definition).

    An "asteroid" was an object in orbit around the sun. A "comet" was an object in orbit around the sun. But, given what I know about each, I would assume an un-stated "highly eccentric" in the second definition.

  112. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Comets are also cyclical in stable orbit. We "could" identify and map all of them, and if any would eventually pass close enough to be a danger, adjust them millenia before they are an issue. So with a comet, we have more time than anything else. The interstellar strays would be harder to detect and leave us with the least time. Second is a collision in the asteroid belt that sends an asteroid at us, and third, a gravity re-direct of something around the sun or Jupiter which adjusts it into a collision course.

  113. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    No, the asteroid can't infinitely wind on itself. That's an unstable case. The tow ship will slow the spin by accelerating away. Perhaps there isn't enough tether to do it, but that's implementation, not theory. You are attacking the theory because you see problems with the implementation as you'd do it. That you can't see the answer doesn't mean the answer isn't there.

  114. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You pull the net tight so the rock is not spinning within the net, but spinning the net itself. The "spin" is transfered to the tether, not the net.

  115. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    There would be no gently pulling involved as the same distructive force that would be applied if such an astral body hit the earth would be applied hitting the net.

    No, it wouldn't. Take a hammer. drop a feather. While the feather is falling, hit it with the hammer. Oh my, that feather was destroyed by the sheer might of the hammer. Now, take the feather and put it on the ground (preferably on a rock). Hit it with the hammer.

    See the difference now? The "desreuctive force" of the astral body can't exceed the destructive force of a light net gently settling on the surface. Though if it doesn't work and it hits the earth anyway, yes, the net will be destroyed.

  116. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by icebike · · Score: 2

    Where do you get your ideas that blowing up a giant rock is a good idea. I'm talking giant, because the smaller ones, while being a problem for whoever's head they land on, don't pose an Extinction Level Event.

    Maybe because the full rock DOES pose an extinction event?

    And you might also want to look up the definition of "burn up in the atmosphere". And also you might want to supply some actual backup about your claim that they will have the same basic trajectory after a nuclear warhead scatters the big rock into much smaller pieces. Placed close to center, at least half the rock would get a significant retro acceleration. Another significant portion gets a forward acceleration. When you do this early enough there is no reason to suppose that all the parts have the same basic trajectory.

    Even if a significant portion did stay on their collision course, they would be spread out, and the shitload of smaller ones represents a far less deadly potential than one giant big one. Because small ones burn up in the atmosphere.

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  117. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If you are being that gently, pushing it with a laser or the exhaust itself seems to be simpler.

  118. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I haven't checked for Earth, but some of the Endor Holocaust sites indicate that too much material entering spread out will cause atmosphere problems sufficient to kill everyone.

    The rest of the plans mostly work in parallel. Blow it up, then pull it, while pulling on it, land on it and push it. Do them all, see what works best, then do that for the next one.

  119. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Old+Wolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But Tyson's pomposity sort of makes it hard for me to "like" him..

    They're fine as long as they don't get uppity, eh?

  120. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Pushing it requires propellant, but pulling it doesn't? I don't understand how that constraint applies any more to one over another. But yes, it will need more fuel because it will use it up faster for much much faster results.

  121. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    The gravity tether fails on first principals. Those guys jumping on the bandwagon of asteroidal impact are simple populist fools.
    Let us say the tether ship weighs 200,000 Kg and the rock it ispulling weighs 100,000,000 Kg . the force bewen them would be 133452000E -11 Newtons
    which is 0.0003000120298690324 pounds.

    What that means the maximum pull on the rock by your ship is 0.0003 pounds, if your ship was 10,000 times as big = 3 pounds is all the thrust you can pupp with. Any more and you fly away.
    A net around the asteroid with a 100 pound ion thruster would be a lot better. Just have the ion thruster nozzles a little diverted to make the straight line ions miss is.

  122. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Gravity is a VERY weak force,
    Look here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_interaction

    gravity is by far the weakest force

  123. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know gravity is an f****ng weak force, but that's all you need over enough time. If you only locate the asteroid two weeks out from impact, then you're probably screwed anyway, and a last-ditch brute-force effort might be justified. However, deploying a "net around the asteroid" is a terribly complicated and risky engineering challenge --- gravity is dead simple, and requires nothing more than "being there." From a safety and engineering perspective, the slow but 99.99%-reliable solution (after the initial launch phase) is far preferable to a much more expensive and complicated 90%-reliable fast one.

  124. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by rochrist · · Score: 1

    Purported. So, you dispute his having the degree in the first place. How about this. You read his complete article, then show (with math and illustrations) why it can't possibly work.

  125. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

    Well, in his defense, he never said who was going to prosper; I see no disagreement between the two statements.

  126. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    For a specific example, consider a spacecraft of mass m1 and an asteroid of mass m2.

    The force on (F) and acceleration of (a) the asteroid when the craft is distance r away is F = G*m1*m2/r^2 = m2*a => a = G*m1/r^2.

    The asteroid is deflected sideways by the force over time t by a distance of (a*t^2)/2.

    Assuming a 2000kg craft (100x smaller than your example) at a distance of 10m from the asteroid, the acceleration is a = 1.33*10^-9 m/s^2. Not much, right? Now, consider applying this over 3 years: the deflection is 5982km --- pretty close to the 6371km radius of the earth. Adjust numbers as necessary for the time interval and necessary amount of deflection, and the gravitational tether is quite plausible (especially if you had 100x more spacecraft mass, as in your example, so the deflection time would be 11 days instead of 3 years).

  127. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    The gravity idea can never ever work. Best intercept is years out, then small forces will work, however, gravity can never ever work, it is far too weak. Just calculate the force needed to move 100,000 tons by 10,000 miles over an incoming orbit to impact one year long. We find it one year from impact. It weighs 100,000 tons.
    from s = .5 A t t we know that a one pound thruster will do this, with s = feet, t = seconds and A = 1/200,000,000 feet per second per second = low gravity = 9 million feet or 1700 miles. To get 8000 miles of earth movement we will need about 5 pounds of thrust.
    Thus the mass of your tug will be 1,666,516,800. Kg and since your asteroid is 200,000,000 Kg the ship, which is also on an impact trajectory with the earth and weighs moire than 8 times as much = which is the greater danger? Fools like Neil De Nitwit Tyson and those who fail to analyze the interinsic errors in their theory.

  128. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    I have not seen any such reputable article, all I have seen is fool's work,please show me one - if you can.
    Forexample, this scenario has errors in their basic math. 1 newton of thrust will quickly move their tug away from the target mass, because the mutual attraction is far smaller.
    http://arxiv.org/ftp/astro-ph/papers/0509/0509595.pdf

  129. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    At this distance, the asteroid will fill about ~175 degrees of the visual field, thus the vector of the thrust will be 99% wasted

  130. Project Orion by Aonghus142000 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised, (particularly because the discussion has broken down into push vs. destroy) that nobody has mentioned the Orion Project: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

    This seems like an elegant solution to the problem, with the added bonus of keeping both camps happy.,

    1. Re:Project Orion by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      That would be 'push', wouldn't it?

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  131. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    Assuming a reasonably spherical asteroid, your statement is utter rubbish. The gravitational force on a sphere integrates out to the equivalent of the pull on a point mass (of the same mass) at its center (though the nearer parts of the asteroid are pulled more strongly than those distant). Did you fail intro freshman physics, by any chance?

  132. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    No, the asteroid can't infinitely wind on itself. That's an unstable case. The tow ship will slow the spin by accelerating away.

    If you attach a tether to a rotating celestial body that any asteroid or meteoroid is (no exceptions), said celestial body will end up coiling the tether (not itself!) into a loop around its surface. In addition, the spin change will be imperceptible and completely unnecessary. What the fuck is "an unstable case"? Stop babbling incoherently!

    Perhaps there isn't enough tether to do it, but that's implementation, not theory. You are attacking the theory because you see problems with the implementation as you'd do it. That you can't see the answer doesn't mean the answer isn't there.

    Not "perhaps", there simply isn't. For a 5km sized body and 10h rotation period (a comparatively slow one!), you'd end up winding almost 40 km of tether per day. With a 200 mN class electric thruster, you'd be able to impart a daily momentum of only ~20 kNs. That's very little. The probe would have to work for hundreds of days, which would mean carrying tens of thousands of km of tether. That's completely unworkable. And the sooner you realize that people *don't care* whether you can toy with an asteroid like with a yo-yo or not, they care about workable solutions to the deflection problem, the better for you.

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  133. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    The thrusters must aim about 175 degrees away from each other to avoind the ion stream from impinging on the asteroid - you can not have that. The ion thrust can not impact the towed body

  134. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone needs to be stuck in front of a computer calculating orbital paths all day. Some people choose to try and spread knowledge, only an idiot couldn't see the value in that. So I think that makes you an idiot. There I said it.

  135. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by femtobyte · · Score: 1

    The smarter option is not hiring people like you to engineer the mission. I think the typical proposed flight profile is to lead the asteroid in a "zigzag" path: aim the craft so it slowly drifts a bit past behind the asteroid; fire the thrusters (now clear of the asteroid) so the trajectory orbits around a bit forward; repeat as necessary. On average, you're still deflecting the asteroid sideways (at a slightly reduced rate from hanging out directly at its side, compensated by a bit more mass and/or time).

  136. Pulse laser by Beefpatrol · · Score: 1

    It might be possible to perturb an asteroid's trajectory with a pulse laser. When you hit various materials with very short, intense pulses of light at a wavelength that the target material tends to absorb, it causes such rapid localized heating that it either vaporizes a little bit of material, turning it into very hot gas, (a tiny little rocket,) or it causes a tiny, rapidly expanding piece of material to spall off the surface, (a higher-mass, lower velocity rocket.) Repeat a few thousand times per second and you will basically turn the asteroid into a crappy rocket, using the asteroid's matter as the working mass. The biggest problem I can see with this is that the mass ejected from the asteroid will have a tendency to hit the laser. It might be possible to avoid this simply by aiming the laser slightly off-normal.

  137. If everybody on earth was BLACK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then there would be no way to stop these asteroids. And nobody would even KNOW about them. Because blacks' IQ is too low for them to ever discover and understand ANYTHING about space.

    Does that bother you? It should, if there are blacks in your country. Why are they there? Why don't they want to live around their own people, in their own country?

  138. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If you attach a tether to a rotating celestial body that any asteroid or meteoroid is (no exceptions), said celestial body will end up coiling the tether (not itself!) into a loop around its surface.

    So space elevators are impossible. Not to mention that if you attach the tether at the pole, it will still coil? How does that work?

    What the fuck is "an unstable case"? Stop babbling incoherently!

    Ah yes, idiots who don't know the difference between stable and unstable equilibrium are, and take out their frustration for their ignorance on others. A stable equilibrium is where you put a ball in a bowl. It rolls to the bottom and stays there. If you poke it, it returns to the bottom. Now, turn the bowl over. Balance the ball on top. That's an unstable case. If you disturb it, it will fall.

    Not "perhaps", there simply isn't. For a 5km sized body and 10h rotation period (a comparatively slow one!), you'd end up winding almost 40 km of tether per day. With a 200 mN class electric thruster, you'd be able to impart a daily momentum of only ~20 kNs. That's very little. The probe would have to work for hundreds of days, which would mean carrying tens of thousands of km of tether.

    Repeat the question with a tether length of 5 km and report the results. Also, examine the case where you hook the tether to the pole, rather than the equator. Even if you missed the pole and got the equator (but were still above the pole), with a 20 km tether for your 5km body, please describe what would happen. Hint: as long as your tether mount articulates, you'll get the tether spinning about once every 10h, but it would otherwise have no effect on the exercise.

    No, I don't see how any of your objections apply to the situation. They just indicate you inability to understand and unwillingness to try.

  139. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    There would be no gently pulling involved as the same distructive force that would be applied if such an astral body hit the earth would be applied hitting the net.

    No, it wouldn't. Take a hammer. drop a feather. While the feather is falling, hit it with the hammer. Oh my, that feather was destroyed by the sheer might of the hammer. Now, take the feather and put it on the ground (preferably on a rock). Hit it with the hammer.

    See the difference now? The "desreuctive force" of the astral body can't exceed the destructive force of a light net gently settling on the surface. Though if it doesn't work and it hits the earth anyway, yes, the net will be destroyed.

    But there is not light net gently settling on the surface, unless you are going to try and catch the asteroid from the back side, which of course won't do you any good. As long as you are approaching the asteroid from the front or some angle off center from the front, you have to deal with the inertia of the asteroid against your net.

    I guess it would be possible to land on the asteroid and somehow deploy your net running around the surface and at some point on the back side launch rockets in the opposit direction, but at that point, the rockets and cords attached to the net have to be able to deal with the inertia of the moving asteroid.

    Put it this way, prior to launching the shuttle, it was bolted to the pad, to allow it to build up thrust. If your methodolgy worked, everytime they launched the shuttle, the earth would have been nudged out of it's normal orbit. It simply doesn't work that way because there is too much mass involved (earth) versus the thrust of the rocket (shuttle). Catching an asteroid hurtling toward the earth in space would not be any different, other than whatever you are catching it with has to be able to withstand the mass and inertia or at a minimum get drug along for the ride.

  140. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    But there is not light net gently settling on the surface, unless you are going to try and catch the asteroid from the back side, which of course won't do you any good. As long as you are approaching the asteroid from the front or some angle off center from the front, you have to deal with the inertia of the asteroid against your net.

    No, you don't. Did you hit the feather with a hammer as I instructed? If so you'd have noticed that the feather was unharmed. And the feather didn't even have to approach the hammer from the night side.

    The net will hold no more weight than the weight of the net itself, no matter how big the object. At least until you turn the engine on. But that will be a coparitively small and gently pull, nothing "violent".

    The net is light, it has low inertia. The asteroid will instantly accelerate it to asteroid speed. But the relatively light weight of the net make that a non-event, like hitting a feather floating in air with a hammer.

    Put it this way, prior to launching the shuttle, it was bolted to the pad, to allow it to build up thrust. If your methodolgy worked, everytime they launched the shuttle, the earth would have been nudged out of it's normal orbit. It simply doesn't work that way because there is too much mass involved (earth) versus the thrust of the rocket (shuttle). Catching an asteroid hurtling toward the earth in space would not be any different, other than whatever you are catching it with has to be able to withstand the mass and inertia or at a minimum get drug along for the ride.

    It doesn't work that way because 100% of the exhaust of the shuttle was captured in the atmosphere. The net push on the planet was zero, because there was no unbalanced force. When you finish 6th grade and understand what a "force" is and can draw a free body diagram (why yes, I was doing free body diagrams in the 6th grade, we just didn't use the "official" term for them until college engineering classes). And yes, the idea would be that it would be drug along for the ride. Now you are getting it, but only in your "throw away" joke at the end. Too bad you don't even listen to yourself, or you'd get it.

  141. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    Not all the mass will impact the atmosphere. We'd be gaining ground -- some portion would be deflected to a great enough degree that it would miss the Earth.
    Now, y'see that's where it gets fun, because if anything is still large enough to NOT burn up in our atmosphere?

    We've got more than one bomb! We've got all KINDS of bombs! That's kinda.. sorta.. I mean, we humans! We're the fucking TITS at bombs! I mean *really really good* with 'em, and we have SO MANY just SITTING AROUND.

    Reach out, and make space our bitch. With bombs. Bombs with profane language scrawled across them. We're humanity, that's just how we roll. No, seriously, the rocks that we hurled at each other thousands of years ago were scrawled with nasty words too -- now quick somebody quote Fallout.

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  142. What do you put in the rocket? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Lead weights? A mini-neutron star?

    Even though this works in theory, the asteroid is going to be many orders of magnitude more massive than the rocket in order to cause an extinction event, so this idea is basically like trying to get a flea to pull an elephant by tugging at its tail.

    1. Re:What do you put in the rocket? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Lead weights? A mini-neutron star?

      Even though this works in theory, the asteroid is going to be many orders of magnitude more massive than the rocket in order to cause an extinction event, so this idea is basically like trying to get a flea to pull an elephant by tugging at its tail.

      Start early. It's worth a lot of delta-V to simply start early enough.

      Remember, any force will move it, and it will keep moving. A little force over a long, long time is more effective than an oh-god moment when it's a couple of months out.

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  143. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by flyneye · · Score: 1

    It's the job, the monitor was invented to do,more or less.

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  144. Asteroids by cookies4815162342 · · Score: 1

    I would imaging that asteroids would make *one* legitimate use for nuclear weapons.

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    1. Re:Asteroids by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      How to get the nuke there? Our ICBMs won't do that. A nuke is a rather heavy thingy, so we need a rather big rocket to fire it to the asteroid. Then comes all the nasty stuff like igniting it at the right point in time (and space).

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  145. The first step to defending ourselves from meteors by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Before we can really take any meaningful steps toward defending ourselves, we need to get all of the "screw science - let them hit us and kill us all in a bath of fire, so baby jesus can come take us to heaven after the apocalypse!" nutjobs that make up such a huge chunk of our political representatives and their constituents. The first step to finding a way to defend yourself against something is getting rid of the people who want that thing to actually happen.

  146. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by athmanb · · Score: 1

    There is literally nothing we could do about a Kansas-size (500km) asteroid but that scenario is highly unlikely, there isn't any evidence that such an impact happened anywhere in the solar system in the last 3.5b years.
    A realistic scenario is an asteroid between 100m and 1km, and ion thrusters and nuclear propulsion have a high enough efficiency that they can influence that category.

  147. Re:Dr. Phil by Sulphur · · Score: 1

    The Neil deGrasse Tyson of AstroPsychology.

  148. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by tqk · · Score: 1

    The dictionary indicated that an object that hits the atmosphere is a meteor ...

    I just did "dict meteor", and you're right. It can be pretty amorphous. The word comes from French:
    things in the air, fr. ? high in air, raised off the ground; ? beyond + ?, ?, a suspension or hovering in the air, fr. ? to lift, raise up.

    1. Any phenomenon or appearance in the atmosphere, as clouds, rain, hail, snow, etc. [1913 Webster]

    Then it offers this (emphasis mine):

    Note: The term is especially applied to fireballs, and the masses of stone or other substances which sometimes fall to the earth; also to shooting stars and to ignes fatui. Meteors are often classed as: aerial meteors, winds, tornadoes, etc.; aqueous meteors, rain, hail, snow, dew, etc.; luminous meteors, rainbows, halos, etc.; and igneous meteors, lightning, shooting stars, and the like. [1913 Webster]

    Finally, there's also this:

    n 1: (astronomy) any of the small solid extraterrestrial bodies that hits the earth's atmosphere [syn: {meteoroid}, {meteor}]

    Which I think is the definition we ought to be going by here.

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  149. World will unite to save earth from Astroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like it did when it saved the planet from global warming.

  150. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you can't swing a hammer through the air with as much force as a celestial body on a collision course with Earth. Also, you left out the part where someone is holding the feather, and then lining up it's trajectory with that of the swinging hammer, and then catching the hammer and tugging it off course. I think you're oversimplifying the problem. What was wrong with making micro corrections to the celestial body's path again?

  151. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Even a solid rock of extinction size would do less damage if you break it up into more than one piece, and in doing so deflect significant chunks of it such that they would not even hit the earth. 2/3rds of the remaining pieces would land in the oceans as widely dispersed smaller chunks.

    Mmm... no, don't think so. You've got to deal with the atmosphere heating up by that amount of rock dropping through it, big or small. If anything, the surface to volume ratio would mean we'd simply fry the atmosphere directly, rather than indirectly via the shock wave of impact. Kinetic energy is kinetic energy. We can be killed off by an amount of gravel equivalent to the full-sized rock.

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  152. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by symbolset · · Score: 1

    This one is a comet, estimated up to 50km. It's retrograde and hyperbolic, giving a good inertial multiplier and ensuring that it's a one time only event. It may hit Mars. If it was headed for us, there's nothing we could do about it.

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  153. Why is this news? And obvious limitation. by aneroid · · Score: 1

    Discovery Channel already covered this option, or maybe one of the BBC documentaries. And instead of saying stupid things like "feel each other" they spoke about the "long term gravitational effect, however miniscule it would be" - that's what would slowly nudge the asteroid from its existing path and hopefully not into us.

    The massive limitation (no pun intended) is that the asteroid in question needs to be detected when it's really really really far away, to give enough time to
    a) launch a spaceship designed for this,
    b) have it reach the asteroid and then
    c) still have enough time/distance for the gravitational effect of the ship to affect the asteroid significantly enough to have it adequately deviate from its path.

    While it's the most realistic option from the perspective of current space technology, it's only likely to be useful for asteroids which we already know are likely to hit many many years from now. It would have been more useful to give some sort of indication of time/distance required to actually have it work, relative to the mass and velocity of likely asteroids.

  154. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Nobody is "holding" the net. And the net isn't doing any "tugging" when applied. That comes after. The pull is gentle and doesn't pull it off course in a manner you can see, but 1/1,000,000th of a "tug" spread out over a year.

  155. Am I the only one who thought ... by admiralZ · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought of Project Valkyrie (not the World War II project, the interstellar one) as being a comparatively cheap and easy solution for deflecting or destroying meteors headed for Earth with little advance time?

    With only a few modifications (most notably, removing the passenger compartment), a rocket-propelled antimatter delivery system with sufficient antimatter (say, 10 Kg, magnetically isolated) dragging a tungsten shield (20cm thick, say a 20ft diameter disk) a fair distance away (50 meters) would produce upon impact a matter-annihilating explosion of gamma radiation with a yield of approximately 400 megatons (depending on the annihilation percentage), with most of that force being diverted away from the Earth (the tungsten shield absorbing what heads for Earth due to tactical trajectory placement (alignment before impact with the shield being directly between Earth and the meteor creating an umbra).

    Another side effect: that much ionizing gamma radiation would undoubtedly weaken the meteor's base components on a molecular scale, making the object much more susceptible to break-up and frictional heat destruction if any of it hit the atmosphere.

    Having that much antimatter on hand may be an issue, since, according to the last news article I read about it, 10Kg would be about half of the antimatter currently available on Earth, but the parts already exist, and casting a tungsten disk that size is only a matter of cost, not time. The Newtonian backlash on the tungsten disk would propel it back towards the Earth, but I would rather have a 20ft diameter disk coming at the Earth instead of a house-sized chunk of iron and nickel, wouldn't you?

    I don't really see a downside to the plan except lead time.

    Any comments would be appreciated.

    1. Re:Am I the only one who thought ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having that much antimatter on hand may be an issue, since, according to the last news article I read about it, 10Kg would be about half of the antimatter currently available on Earth

      We have created about 20 *nano* grams of anti-matter on Earth, not 20 *kilo*grams. That's only a mere 10e12 error factor you've got there...

    2. Re:Am I the only one who thought ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      with sufficient antimatter (say, 10 Kg, magnetically isolated)

      That would be a few billion times the amount of antimatter we've made so far. Sweet. Can I have some?

      the tungsten shield absorbing what heads for Earth due to tactical trajectory placement

      ... and the tungsten disk acquires the momentum of it's impacting debris, i.e. towards the Earth. We now have a tungsten frisbee heading towards the Earth at a considerable speed. Sweet.

      making the object much more susceptible to break-up and frictional heat destruction if any of it hit the atmosphere.

      By the time it hits the atmosphere, we're toast. Literally. The energy of the asteroid will still have pretty much all of the effects of the original impactor, just no crater. For a dinosaur killer type of impactor ... we're still toast.

      but I would rather have a 20ft diameter disk coming at the Earth instead of a house-sized chunk of iron and nickel, wouldn't you?

      The Chelyabinsk impactor was the size you're talking about. The "extinction level event" that Tyson is talking about is several hundred times the diameter, and so tens of millions of times greater in consequences.

      Any comments would be appreciated.

      Well, you said it.

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  156. rocket might work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a rocket with a wide flat nose of some sort that can push against the rock and move its orbit so it heads to the sun, and so completely destroys it.

  157. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    When we landed men on the moon, the gravitational forces between earth and the moon were altered

    Yes they were. Only for a few days total, and get this, at an absolute fraction of the effect the earth has on it. Hence it didn't actually do anything. Also, the men compared to the moon are much much much much much smaller than the satellite will be to the asteroid; even a civilization killer. If something the size of the moon is going to hit us, we are well and truly fscked :)

    The asteroid on the other hand, you do need months if not years of hovering because it's a small effect. The difference is there isn't anything else acting on the asteroid of significance. The Sun does somewhat but since gravity falls off exponentially with distance(I'm totally guessing but it's something like this I think), the closer satellite will exert a statistically significant force on the asteroid compared to the Sun.

    And, you don't have to do much at all. Just a few miles per hour difference over a few years starts to mean the asteroid won't be the earths path at the time the earth passes by. We don't have to send the thing out at a right angle, just retard it enough that it passes through the same point an hour later or something like that. The earth passes by and there's no collision, yet both objects are still relatively on their same orbints.

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  158. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    setting down on the far side and pushing would work much better.

    So rather than use physics in your favor by slowly gravitationally altering it over time, you'd rather work AGAINST physics by trying to push it? Do you realize how much more energy that would require?

    The gravity tractor idea is exceptionally sound physics, as is blowing something up, as is pushing something with rockets. Two solve the problem but one costs significantly less...the third just creates lots of new 'hopefully' smaller problems - but there's no guarantee of that.

    And then if the thing is tumbling, you can only push at certain times since it has to be aligned properly...if you can find a stable platform on the asteroid that can adequately resist your rockets force...

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  159. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    1 planet killer is bad. 15 continent killers is still just as bad.

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  160. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    We're the fucking TITS at bombs

    Looks up at the Sun exploding with the force of a bajillion bombs...figures we aren't all that great really...

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  161. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by a_hanso · · Score: 1

    Howser himself has gone downhill since he changed his name a little and later developed a vicodin addiction.

  162. yarr! by Ranganana · · Score: 1

    Put in a sail and plunder the universe! Seriously, use a sail to steering it?

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  163. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by necro81 · · Score: 1

    Pushing it requires propellant, but pulling it doesn't

    If you propose that, to push the asteroid, you first stop most of its spinning, then the pushing scenario requires huge amounts of additional fuel before you even begin talking about changing its trajectory. Landing and firmly attaching a rocket to an asteroid or comet is not a trivial undertaking - what works for some bodies may not work for others.

    The big benefit of the gravitational tether is that it matters not a whit if the asteroid is tumbling wildly, or off-gassing (i.e., a comet), or is held together too loosely to attach to - you are simply applying force to this civilization-threatening mass by using another mass: action at a distance. The "at a distance" part circumvents a lot of thorny challenges.

  164. race condition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An extinction level event via asteroid might interupt the extinction level event currently unfolding through man made processes.
    Could we hope for a positive outcome as a negative plus a negative (or X) are equall to a positive, thereby cancelling each other out.
    Or would it introduce a race condition between alternate realities where the outcome would be influenced by locking and freezing events?

  165. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    You are hovering nearby so your gravity pulls the rock toward you. You fire your retro rockets to push yourself away from the rock, in the process pushing the rock away from you, back towards it's original destination.

  166. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Burning up in the atmosphere means the atmosphere gets hot, right?

    Burning up an extinction level asteroid in the atmosphere makes the atmosphere so hot, it extinguishes all live.

    Hence the name ... next try?

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  167. Use a Laser Beam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Direct a strong enough laser at the inbound meteor/asteroid and as the incident energy warms the material increasing the rate of sublimation from the surface, the remaining body will be propelled in the opposite direction to the ejected material. Thus "paint" one side of the asteroid and you can expect to alter its path. Other bonuses include it won't really matter if the target is spinning, and the beam will reach the target at the speed of light, so you can keep the laser platform near earth and start altering the course of the inbound object almost as soon as you detect it is on a collision course with earth. With a small constellation of these orbiting laser platforms you can probably always have a firing solution.

  168. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by cusco · · Score: 1

    I take it you've waved the magic want that stops the asteroid's rotation first? Or is there some sort of mobile 'gathering point' that you haven't mentioned?

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  169. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I would say the "idiot" is you. Your discussion partner corrected you several times and you seem not to grasp it. If the tether is at the pole, guess what happens? You can easy figure that your self.
    Regarding stable and unstable ... I guess everyone knows what a stable equilibrium is, however likewise no one here understands what you mean with "unstable" in your post ... is there an equilibrium between your probe and your asteroid?

    Even if you missed the pole and got the equator (but were still above the pole), with a 20 km tether for your 5km body, please describe what would happen. Hint: as long as your tether mount articulates, you'll get the tether spinning about once every 10h
    After 5 spins the tether is winded up and the probe has a hard landing ... what did you expect? Oh ... you think the centrifugal power is strong enough to let the probe rotate stringed to the asteroid, what a laugh.

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  170. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    No, it wouldn't. Take a hammer. drop a feather. While the feather is falling, hit it with the hammer. Oh my, that feather was destroyed by the sheer might of the hammer. Now, take the feather and put it on the ground (preferably on a rock). Hit it with the hammer.
    This shows how less you understand of physics ;D

    I as a mere man perhaps lack the muscle power to smash a falling feather in mid air, however it is only a question how fast the hammer is. If I have a hammer flying with the speed of sound, hitting a feather, the feather is smashed, regardless whether it is floating or laying on a rock.

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  171. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by cusco · · Score: 1

    Rocky asteroids are brittle and can be shattered by a high brisance explosive.

    Really? Someone blew up a rocky asteroid? When was this research carried out, because I seem to have missed it. The particles produced will diverge

    Until their mutual gravity pulls them back together again. This isn't like when you played 'Asteroids' in the video game parlor in the '70s.

    Spread the impact of a million tons

    A million tons? I didn't realize you were talking about such small rocks. Anything actually civilization-threatening is an order of magnitude larger. But I suppose such an eminent mind as your realized that.

    one million separate one tone impacts will result in most melting and scattering

    You don't see a slight problem with a frelling million almost-simulteneous air bursts covering one side of the planet? Dunk a basketball under water and pull it out. That sheen of water? If Earth were the size of the ball that water would be thicker than our breathable atmosphere. Now imagine ONE MILLION grains of sand scattered across that face of the basketball. I don't think you really have much of an idea what you're talking about, certainly not as much as you think you do.

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  172. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    The net will hold no more weight than the weight of the net itself, no matter how big the object.
    That is nonsense.
    The net has to hold the "weight" of its own impulse and on top of that the "weight" of the impuls of the asteroid.
    As the asteroid likely moves with several 10k km per second spanning a net in front of it will just evaporate the net.

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  173. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You seem not to understand basic physics.

    I take a wip and hit you ... you guess that will hurt.

    Now I let the wip float and accelerate you to the same speed the wip had above and let you hit the wip.

    In your world nothing will happen as the wip is floating, in my world (which happens to be the real world) you get hit equally hard.

    It does not matter "who" is standing and who is moving, only the speed of impact matters (in fact there is a small difference ;D ... regarding impulse and such ... but it is likely beyond your grasping so I spare me that)

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  174. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You pull with gravity.
    That means you only move your probe every few weeks one yard away from the asteroid, using a milligram of propellant.

    Pushing means you land on the asteroid (landing alone costs awful lot of fuel I assume). Now guess: how many milligrams of propellant do you need to push an asteroid with the mass of a few billion tons equally fast?

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  175. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    If you aimed your rockets directly at the asteroid, yes you're correct. And yes that would be stupid and counterproductive.

    you aim your rockets at a diagonal, so that you get some vertical thrust to counteract the gravitational pull of the asteroid and some horizontal thrust which is counteracted by the opposing rocket.

    It's very similar to how Curiousity's 'backpack' of rockets worked. They couldn't fire straight down because it would kick up too much dust and cover the rover...not to mention fry it as they lowered it. So they aimed them out at some angle so the blast wasn't near the lowered rover but was still providing enough vertical thrust to support it during the lowering operation.

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  176. Neil deGrasse Tyson for SNL Host Facebook Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  177. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by cusco · · Score: 1

    If the engines are sufficiently removed from the attracting mass, such as by a tether several kilometers long, the angle of thrust of the engines can be quite close to the desired direction of movement and still miss the asteroid. Absolutely nothing says that the engines have to be at the rear of the spacecraft pointing directly backwards.

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  178. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    So rather than use physics in your favor by slowly gravitationally altering it over time, you'd rather work AGAINST physics by trying to push it? Do you realize how much more energy that would require?

    It would take much less to push than pull. I realize how much energy it would take to pull than push. At least 3 times as much to pull than push.

    And then if the thing is tumbling, you can only push at certain times since it has to be aligned properly...if you can find a stable platform on the asteroid that can adequately resist your rockets force...

    Yes. That's why I added another contact option. Put a net around it and tow it to where you want it. That way, no matter how the object spins, the thrust will always be aimed in the correct direction.

  179. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You pull with gravity. That means you only move your probe every few weeks one yard away from the asteroid, using a milligram of propellant.

    And you get worse results than landing a probe and using that same milligram every few weeks to push. And, if you are pushing, you have no upper bound on pushing power, other than the stability of the asteroid and the design of the craft.

  180. "feel" each other's gravity? "want to"? by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

    Neil, I realize there's a need to dumb things down sometimes, but you're going to provoke suggestions that we criticize the asteroid's weight so that it'll run away crying.

    Here's a more useful idea: Use asteroids to improve our situation on Earth. Deflect otherwise-colliding asteroids to pass by us in front of our orbit, not behind us. Let gravitational pull add to our speed around the sun. Let it add to our rotational speed. We need a higher orbit around the sun and less baking when we're facing the sun. I realize the relative masses assure that it won't noticeably help. But it would help more than deluding folks who don't know any better than to believe that asteroids have emotions.

  181. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I agree that the *only* redeeming quality of the "pull with gravity" plan is that it works for all bodies. My issue with it is that for any one body, the solution is likely something else. The Best Solution (tm) is to design one craft for multiple capture types, and have gravity for the last option, if nothing else worked. Any mechanical connection allows thousands times more force to be applied. How long do we have until impact? Oh, not enough time? Then gravity pull won't work. What else is there? Nothing, because so many on Slashdot insisted "gravity is the Best Solution (tm)" so we didn't design any other backups.

    Likely the government won't build anything to be ready to go, but having an idea of responses isn't a bad thing. We've spent billions on scenarios for WWIII, so why not this? In which case there should be multiple solutions depending on the object type.

  182. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You are quite right, except that "translunar" and "injection orbit" are two different things ;D

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  183. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You apparently have no experience with reality. Ever have a housefly draw blood? Ride on a motorcycle in a t-shirt. A housefly, standing still, will hit you with enough force to draw blood. Yes, you will be hurt just as much by a stationary whip as one moving at whip sped, though you don't know how a whip works. Ever watch the whipper? There's a bit of wrist action as you hit something. You aren't just striking them with the inertia of the whip, but transferring energy from the arm of the holder at the same time.

    Your analogy is wrong on two very fundamental issues, proving you don't know basic reality, even if you think you know more physics than me (and you are wrong on that count too).

  184. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
    Did you look up my comments and stalk me across this thread because I proved you wrong so completely in two other threads you have to step in and take comments out of context in some bizarre "nerd rage" revenge? Calm down, go for a walk, and lay off the Mountain Dew for a day.

    Even if you missed the pole and got the equator (but were still above the pole), with a 20 km tether for your 5km body, please describe what would happen. Hint: as long as your tether mount articulates, you'll get the tether spinning about once every 10h

    After 5 spins the tether is winded up and the probe has a hard landing ... what did you expect? Oh ... you think the centrifugal power is strong enough to let the probe rotate stringed to the asteroid, what a laugh.

    You are trying so hard to prove me wrong you aren't even reading what I write. If you are above the pole and hit the equator, the tether will rotate under you, around the equator. If your tether wasn't articulated, you'd rotate every 10h with the object. With it articulated, you can begin the tow, no issues, other than the object is moving under you, and that doesn't matter. In addition to never having used a whip or had a small object be in your way while you are traveling high speed (stick your hand out the window of your can next rainstorm, at 100mph gentle rain can hurt), you also have never used a yo-yo. One of the "failure modes" of a yo-yo is to spin under your hand at the end of the string. It doesn't wind itself up again.

  185. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Cotton cloth can stop a bullet at faster than the speed of sound (some earlier bullet-proof vests were multi-layer cotton, and worked). Again, your ignorance is showing. You are changing a physics question to a materials science question because you know you lost the physics discussion, and it was just a discussion, until you got aggressive and stupid.

  186. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    I suppose in reality both options take the same amount of energy technically speaking.

    Perhaps my take isn't explained properly and that what I'm actually saying is that the gravity method is much simpler to implement than a net that is 4 square miles or a rocket on a tumbling object without necessarily a stable platform on which to put the rocket.

    Likewise the net option doesn't work if the asteroid is tumbling since it would just wind up the net and now your 'pulling' rocket is right against the surface.

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  187. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    You are hovering nearby so your gravity pulls the rock toward you. You fire your retro rockets to push yourself away from the rock, in the process pushing the rock away from you, back towards it's original destination.

    Isn't a more likely scenario to be you are hovering nearby so the gravity of the larger asteroid pulls your rocket towards the asteroid. You fire your rockets to push yourself away from the asteroid while the asteroid continues on its merry way.

    Otherwise, when the various lunar lander crafts launched from the moon, the moon would have been pushed further away and that didn't seem to happen, at least not that could be measured.

  188. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    If you are going to need years of hovering for this to work and you are going to have to reach the asteroid while it is still years away, so you have time to launch a rocket and travel to it in time to make a difference, That means, first you are going to have to be able to detect said asteroid while many decades away, if not possibly a century or more.

    Now, lets say there is an asteroid detected early enough that this might work and that it is relatively small enough where it would make a difference, say the size of a football stadium. Assuming it is mainly solid rock and iron, exactly how much fuel is going to be needed to hover long enough to make a difference. Then once that is known, how much fuel is it going to take to transport the hovering fuel there in a timely fashion. And finally, how much to get it out of earth's gravity well. Sounds like one pretty damn big rocket is going to be needed, just to transport the fuel.

    Of course, if it works and it would safe earth, that would be worth it. OTOH, we still have to get past being able to detect it far enough away where there would be time to get there and do all of this hovering.

    Now, on the other hand, instead of a football stadium, the asteroid is the size of a volkswagen (which would be far more feasible to divert in this manner), and it is on the right trajectory where it will hit the earth's atmosphere at a steep enough angle that it will penetrate it instead of glancing off, we will never know in time to do anything about it, because at that size, it won't be detected until it is too close to alter the trajectory.

  189. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't think this plan would work very well with our current lightweight spacecraft.

  190. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Yes, Rocky asteroids are indeed brittle and most break up when they enter. Rock is brittle, metals is not.

    Yes, the escape velocity of the fragments is very low and most will achieve escape velocity from their original mass.

    Remember,the breakup of the asteroid will have most of them miss the earth and the number that hit the earth will be of various sizes, most will break up, being rocky. There may well be larger ones that impact? Recall the one that broke up over Russia recently was about 10,000 tons. They will be of all sizes.
    The earth gathers a few thousand tons per day of mainly small sizes. The temporal spread will mitigate the damage as will the size and type of rock.
    a million one ton rocky masses - none would reach the surface.

  191. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    A volkswagen sized asteroid burns up in the atmosphere. The object that created meteor crater was 50 METERS across.

    Civilization killers are bigger yet. The dinosaur one was 10 km in diameter.

    Yes we need to find these things years in advance.

    Fortunately asteroids are mostly going in the same direction we are and are fairly close by which makes it likely we'll have significant warning. Take Apophis, we know it will come very very very close in 2029 and again in 2036. That's over a decade away and that one is just a few hundred yards wide.

    Comets on the other hand are real threats because we only get notice of them a few months in advance and they are coming in at right angles (generallishly). And since they are coming from the edge of the solar system...there's no way to get something out to them quick enough.

    But asteroids we will almost always have plenty of warning. And since we don't have to deflect it much, it's extremely feasible to do this. Let gravity do the work for us. All we need to do is slow it down so that it's an hour 'late' for it's crossing of our path and the problem is fixed. Or divert it a fraction of a percent of a degree. When done multiple years in advance...it has big enough effects to solve the problem.

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  192. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    You're seriously calling Douglas Adams a bad writer?

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  193. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Depending on which version you read. There isn't a single definitive version of the HHGTTG, I have at least 3 different versions on my bookshelf at home.

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  194. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Which is better: Getting hit by Mt Everast or a Volvo?

    Which is better: Half of Mt Everast burning up in the atmosphere because most of it is broken down into the size of a Volvo or the whole thing hitting the planet because someone forgot that the gravity tether's retro rockets ... are thrusting AGAINST THE OBJECT TRYING TO BE MOVED EFFECTIVELY CANCELING ITS OWN FORCE OUT.

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  195. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    In order for this 'gravity tether' rocket to have enough time to pull the asteroid's course enough to make a difference, it would be far more effective to break it up into tiiny peice and let the debris spread out over the next 50 years it takes to reach Earth.

    The problem with the gravity tether is the time required to exert any sizable amount of force on it, with that sort of forewarning, blowing it up becomes logical. The debris will spread out and have its course effected by the rest of the solar system in new ways. Sure, we'll still get SOME bits, but not all.

    You'd need decades of time for a gravity tether to do even a noticeable change, forget useful.

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  196. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure where you got Mike from? The only relation I see is that Mike is black ... but so is Neil so I don't get the insightful mod?

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  197. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by cusco · · Score: 1

    most will achieve escape velocity from their original mass.

    May I borrow your crystal ball for a while? I assume you must have one, since there is absolutely no way you would know that with any certainty at all otherwise.

    a million one ton rocky masses - none would reach the surface

    You must be pretty amazingly good to be able to shatter a rock into a million roughly equally-sized pieces. Or maybe you really don't know squat about blowing up rocks at all. (Hint: real miners can't blow up a boulder into equal-sized pieces.) Assuming the extreme best-case scenario, a homogeneous asteroid without any major cracks, internal stresses, voids or veins, perfect knowledge of the internal structure, and unlimited time to drill many thousands of holes all over it to varying depths, and unlimited explosive to fill them with, yes, I guess your plan might possibly work. Then we just have to deal with the equivalent of several thousand nuclear weapons all exploding in the lower atmosphere at once.

    On the other hand, we can just tow the damn thing out of an intercept path and be done with it.

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  198. all been solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BMU2W9O

    even discloses how to build a better replacement for rockets

  199. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    How exactly are you calculating gravitation force without any separation distances?

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  200. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    You sir, are a racist fuck.

    You know nothing about the AC, you assume he/she is a racist just because they are saying something to disagree with a black man.

    You're projecting your own ignorance and racism on others and its as obvious as it gets.

    Crawl back in your hole and keep your fake liberal posture put away so it doesn't make it so obvious you're a tool.

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  201. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Tyson killed Pluto damnit! He's evil!

    (Note: I could care less that he got Pluto demoted, just making a bad joke)

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  202. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    So, the earth is not "tumbling"?
    That is new to me ...

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  203. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Sorry, the only one who is wrong is you.

    For the tip of the wip, which is around speed of sound, it does not matter if it was accelerated by swinging arm, a magnetic field or a rocket engine.

    It only matters with which speed you are hit or with which speed you hit the wip.

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  204. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    and it was just a discussion, until you got aggressive and stupid.
    Do you mix me up? Where was I aggressive? Where was I stupid?

    You lost the physical discussion as you ignore the material science issues.

    For man made material it is impossible to have a free floating net catching an asteroid without destroying the net ...

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  205. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You are trying so hard to prove me wrong you aren't even reading what I write. Perhaps you should read what I wrote as well? I covert this point: If you are above the pole but I left it for you to figure what will happen ... the tether breaks ofc after enough rotations.

    If you are above the pole and hit the equator, the tether will rotate under you, around the equator. This btw makes no sense ... you can not have the tether at the pole and hit the equator ... or what do you mean with hit?

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  206. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Which physical effect would it make "worse"?

    On top of your claim: it should be obvious that pushing with a very low impulse engine into a sandy surface likely only heats up the sand and does not move a billion tons heavy asteroid at all.

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  207. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by nusuth · · Score: 1

    Pushing gently over a long time, without any contact is the idea. For rocky asteroids known to be structurally sound, non-contacting may not be important. But pushing with exhaust without landing is a very inefficient idea. To keep spacecraft same distance from the asteroid, you have to waste half of your propellant in the opposite direction.

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  208. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, the time required will vary depending on the masses involved, but the point is a minor deflection compounds and results in a miss way down the line.

    Once you don't have friction to worry about, it's not hard for small objects can push or pull heavy objects. Have you ever been at a science museum that had a crushed car floating on a compressed air truck? You can push several thousand pounds across the floor fairly easily despite inertia.

  209. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

    What if it's spinning on 3 axes?

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  210. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

    Ah, I think I read about this in a book of Galileo's lesser known achievements.

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  211. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You also need months if not years to distribute the debris in a way that it does not hit the earth all at once. So I don't see a big difference in the problem set. OTOH the solution set is quite different. How do you split an 1km diameter asteroid in enough tiny parts? How do you distribute them over space that is at least 2x the diameter of earth?

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  212. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

    Here-
    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/neo/b612_report.html
    The report is a word doc linked at the bottom.

    Just a note, the thrusters are canted somewhat offline so that the exhaust mass doesn't hit the asteroid and negate some of the gravity attraction.

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  213. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    most will achieve escape velocity from their original mass.

    May I borrow your crystal ball for a while? I assume you must have one, since there is absolutely no way you would know that with any certainty at all otherwise.

    LOL, the escape velocity from a one million tonne mass is 0.0000115536 meters per second (gravity = weak remember)

    a million one ton rocky masses - none would reach the surface

    You must be pretty amazingly good to be able to shatter a rock into a million roughly equally-sized pieces. Or maybe you really don't know squat about blowing up rocks at all. WHat a moron, you supplied the one tonne masses - did you forget?

    Explosive fragmentation will produce randon masses from dust upwards - to large pieces, depends on the competence of the rock and shear it is subjected to, and the number of holes and blasting material you used.
      The rock will break where the local shear exceeds the strength. High brisance, like TNT with a velocity of detonation of several thousand meters per second will create a network of fractures. The more hole = more fractures = smaller pieces, I agree, surprise I have lots of experience in mining, drilling, fusing etc. With a large mass like this with expansion room to infinity, you might create a ring of holes 10 feet apart as a ring, and another one within it, and so on. The outer ring is detonated first, followed progressively by the inner ones, which will give you an expanding mass of fragmented rock. This is opposite to what you do to blast a shaft, where you create an expanding pattern from the middle out, the center if broken and ejected and then successive blasts break into the loosened area

    On the other hand, we can just tow the damn thing out of an intercept path and be done with it.
    Yes, I agree, but the best way to tow it is with an ion rocket mounted some distance from the asteroid with a number of nozzles directing the ions so they clear the asteroid (hitting it wastes it) and attached by a pull cable of sufficenet strength for the job. A sold metal asteroid can probably be moved by a post drilled into it and cemented. A one inch attachment will take many tons, bit if it is broken and goint to be moving through a gravitational gradient that might cause separation of pieces, you need to bag it. Seine nets 500 meters across are sold, in essence they can be made arbitrarily large - as long as they can be orbited and have the strength needed to be pulled by 1000 pounds. A large and light net could be extruded in orbit from the correct material. Nylon would work, so would polyester, as long as they were UV stabilized.A net 500 meters x 500 x 500 = 125,000,000 cubic meters - 400 million tons of rocks, more or lees, =depends on the density which a 1000 pound pull would move away from the earth in a few months or less. You could make a net 5 miles across, just balance the holes size, strength etc to suit it.
    The gravity tug method is many thousands of times as wastefull of energy as ion rockets. Just thrust it away, do not use the microscopic force of gravity when you have the large force of thrust

  214. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Rotation would have to be dealt with. You might not want to stop it, if it in enough may toss loose pieces away with escape velocity - remember how very small the ev is, In my opinion, a loose aggregate will not have a large rotational speed for this reason. A metal one can have a high rate of rotation. A solid rock one that has a high rate of rotation will scatter when broken. Each case will differ, and various ways to accomodate any rotation will be used.

  215. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Our parent thinks it can't spin around 3 axes ;D

    Well to be honest: if it spins around more than one axis, there is a resulting axis which expresses all 2 or all 3 spins. However our parent also claimed it could not tumble, which is ofc nonsense. You only need to watch a spinning top. The earth is tumbling as well, once every 24,000 years the polar axis makes one big circle. That is the reason why the north star is wandering (and we have a new north star every few thousand years)

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  216. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    And to pull with gravity, the closer you are the stronger the pull, but when you get close, you have to make sure your exhaust doesn't hit the body, so you'll be directing your exhaust in an inefficient manner.

  217. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Yes, I see, it has limited merit, and is inferior to impactors and suited only to the bag of orbiting gravel and very long time frames because it is so very very weak.

    i.e.
    4. For our simulated test case, where the tractoring spacecraft was about 1000 kg, the total V imparted to the asteroid in one month was about 7 m/s.
    so it would need decades tomiss the keyhole.
    It also says, each case differs and impactors and direct thrust can be superior.

    I would like to see a ssimilar report that rated other methods in more detail

  218. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1

    I use online calculators that deal with m1, m2, and separation as point masses

  219. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by aurizon · · Score: 1
  220. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If you aim the connection point from the tether to the net to be at a pole, it will not wind up the tether. It would only wind if the connection point was at the equator, and your tug was also over the equator. Any other combination will not result in a wind (even if it causes stresses that would cause a failure, the failure would be in a different manner).

    The gravity method is "simple" in that it is independent of the approaching body and never touches it. However, it is very very very slow. It's unlikely that we'll ever have enough time to identify the body, get a gravity tug out there, and have it have enough time left to make a difference. And if we did, we could still try 10 other more "drastic" attempts at the same time as using the gravity tug, for additional security and safety margins. A 3000 km variance in something far away isn't hard. But if our measurements at that range are within 0.01%, then we could be pulling it from a close miss east to a hit far west, when waiting would make the gravity useless if it were a hit, when other more aggressive actions could still work.

    I never said it wouldn't work. I've just indicated that for most real-world cases, we'll not be able to wait the long time it takes for a gravity tug to work.

  221. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    Why does your post make me think of testicles?

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  222. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    pushing into a sandy surface will be no different from pushing on a rock environment. When you finish 3rd grade physics, let us know. Having to teach you elementary physics to prove your ignorance is beyond my patience for some anonymous Internet user.

  223. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
    If you are above the pole, either your tug will rotate or the tether is articulated and there will never be a "break" in the tether.

    This btw makes no sense ... you can not have the tether at the pole and hit the equator ... or what do you mean with hit?

    You were indicating the worst case, you are above the equator and attach the tether at the equator. I indicated that any modification of that will result in a "safe" result and no issues using a tethered tug. If you are above the pole and attach at the equator, it will work without issues. If you are at the equator and attach at the pole, you will also be successful. The "issue" is that you need to guess the spin correctly before you deploy the net. None of your irrational attacks on the scheme are valid.

  224. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    You use physics to determine if it's "possible". Then you determine whether it's practical. Like space elevators. Possible, but not yet practical. A net to catch a comet/asteroid? possible, but practicality undetermined (not the same as impractical, just not determined). You are stupidly changing the topic back and forthe between possible and practical in an irrational attempt to prove me wrong. Why? If I'm wrong, why not just the first post and leave it? You haven't even supported your complaints with fact/physics

    And you got aggressive when you objected to one of my complaints on one of your posts, and stalked me on 4 or more threads within this article. That's aggressive and indicates some irrationality. You aren't discussing the issue, but stalking me and complaining about my opinion in multiple places.

  225. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    For the tip of the wip, which is around speed of sound, it does not matter if it was accelerated by swinging arm, a magnetic field or a rocket engine.
    It only matters with which speed you are hit or with which speed you hit the wip.

    So, your argument is "you are traveling the speed of sound towards a whip, will it hurt as much as standing still and being hit" I think hitting a stationary whip tip at that speed will feel exactly the same as the other way. You are implying the opposite, without any evidence to support your opinion.

    If you are just going to make up untestable shit to support your point and imply that I'm wrong because you can't conceive of fast speeds means you are irrational.

    I could post piles of equations to prove you wrong, but you'll never listen. So what's the point of continuing to prove you wrong?

  226. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    most real world cases mean the asteroid is tumbling in all 3 axes making anything that requires contact with the asteroid will be severely problematic.

    The 'connection point' still has the problem of not being stable enough to support the mass of the asteroid being diverted; i.e. weakest link. Most of these things are piles of dust and rocks loosely held together, you can't put a tether on it and pull, it would just pull off with any amount of pressure. Hence my understanding of your 'net' idea means we need to drape something over the object and pull in the ends of the draped material. It's a *really* big net, bigger than anything we've built previously. If it's draped over the surface it will wrap itself up eventually.

    But to your 'most real world cases'; if we find a planet killer coming without years of warning, we aren't going to be able to do anything about it anyway. The less time you have the more force you have to impart over that lesser time. Even trying to put up pusher rockets is going to take months to get into position. Plus it's wildly more complicated and prone to failure.

    Simplicity is the only way to do this reliably; since it can't possibly fail or we die. And yes it means lots of lead time. Better to fund finding those asteroids now before they become 2 months out.

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  227. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
    It can only tumble on a single axis. It spins or rolls on a single axis only, in all cases. The only "exception" is when we enforce an axis to our frame of reference that's unrelated to the object.

    It's a *really* big net, bigger than anything we've built previously.

    Larger than any other net, maybe, larger than "anything" we've built previously, certainly not.

    And, as I've said before, if it's a pile of dust, weakly held together, then you land a nuke on it, as far down as you can (should be easy, something like a bunker-buster missile with a nuclear explosive) and boom, send 5% of the mass one direction at super-high speed, and 95% of the mass goes the other way with a small moment imparted, and both sets of mass miss the earth. If it's harder, then the net won't suffer the issues you are complaining about. The gravity pull is useful only if you require a single sub-optimal solution that works in *all* cases, not just 99.9% of cases.

  228. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can only tumble on a single axis. It spins or rolls on a single axis only, in all cases. The only "exception" is when we enforce an axis to our frame of reference that's unrelated to the object.

    For more info on this topic, Google "non-principal axis (NPA) rotation asteroids"

  229. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    All go back to the basic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precession#Torque-free for the physics about it, and it's a small effect because single-axis rotation is the stable state. Oh, I did find references to most known cases being ones that appear to be bifurcated bodies, where the two parts orbit each other, but the torque-free precession (tumbling) indicates the effect is small, and stabilizes into a single-axis rotation.

  230. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by flyneye · · Score: 1

    He said "black moran (sic)". Punchy Mike fits the bill.
    If a bill fit you, you'd be a duck.
    We don'ta hava no insightful mod, we gotta introspection mod, just sit and think about yourself a while.

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  231. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Tyson's pomposity sort of makes it hard for me to "like" him..

    They're fine as long as they don't get uppity, eh?

    Excellent, I think you just summed up both the proles' and the actual people in power's feelings towards scientists.

  232. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by si618 · · Score: 1

    Um, what are you going on about? There is nothing in Runaway1956's comment that is racist.

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  233. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a small effect because single-axis rotation is the stable state ...
    the torque-free precession (tumbling) indicates the effect is small, and stabilizes into a single-axis rotation

    Yes, but the point is that not all asteroids have stabilized their rotation - only the large ones have. The rest are tumbling, i.e. spinning on more than one axis.

  234. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Nukes are not going to work. We don't have anything big enough to deflect something that is KILOMETERS across.

    And when we're talking about the survival of the human race, I'll take 'sub optimal' but 100% functional thanks. If you call the simplest, easiest and most cost effective solution 'sub optimal' that is...

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  235. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    A small nuke will move something KILOMETERS across. The gravity pull requires a very long time to get any effect, a nuke is much much more effective. The *only* redeeming quality of the gravity pull is that it works for *all* cases. It's slow. It's hard. It's risk-prone, but it's a one-size-fits-all solution, and that's apparently more important than effectivenes.

  236. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Are you unable to read or do you this with intention?

    So, your argument is "you are traveling the speed of sound towards a whip, will it hurt as much as standing still and being hit" I think hitting a stationary whip tip at that speed will feel exactly the same as the other way.

    That is exactly what I said, but you argued the rest of this thread it would not be true.

    So now you agree? Your face feels the same regardless wether I smack you with the wip or wether I smash you into a stationary wip?

    And if you agree now, why did you argue for a net in space trying to "capture an asteroid" it is different?

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  237. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    (not the same as impractical, just not determined).

    Of course it is determined. everyone here on /. told you so, you just don't listen/believe it.

    To capture an asteroid with a net the net has to fly more or less the same speed, then you need to gently wrap it around and in the end you need to determine what to do, how to slow the spin or how to move the asteroid.

    We never argued about "impossible" we argued about your brain dead idea that you simply can have a net float in front of the asteroid to let it smash into it.

    That's aggressive and indicates some irrationality.
    This is absolutely not agressive as this is an discusion forum and you treat everyone without respect and use verbal violence continuously.

    I would suggest you get a good book about physics or get your lazy ass up and go to a collage / university and study the stuff.

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    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  238. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Man are you stupid and stubborn.

    I suggest you take a 10 yards tether and bind it at a fixed point, like a tree.

    Then you twist it until you no longer can twist it.

    See what happens. Depending on the tether it will break at that point ...

    BTW it will shorten during that, pulling you (or your space probe) closer to the tree (to the asteroid).

    In case it does not break, you have now a probe very close to the asteroid, far closer than the length of the tether. Now the probe starts to rotate, first slowly, then with the speed of the asteroid, and then it starts to untwist the tether completely gaining speed and speed and speed and rotating faster and faster.

    This process is repeated until the tether ruptures, which I guess is in 3 or 4 iterations.

    If you ever had played es a child with simple toys, you knew that, and no one would need to explain it to you.

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    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  239. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Define pushing then :D

    Sems you have a different idea of pushing.

    If you push into a sandy surface a huge deal of your energy gets converted into heat (due to friction).

    if you "impact" with a "momentum" onto a rocky surface a huge deal of your momentum gets deflected/reflected.

    So about what are we talking? Pushing? You talked about pushing. Pushing on a sandy surface will let you lose lots of energy ... pushing the sand left and right instead of into the direction you want.

    Or do we talk about the law of conservation of impulse? Then I would suggest we talk about "impact".

    And no, I don't know which gradfes physic that is as I did my first exams 27 years ago and my bachelor equivalent 20 years ago, the law of conservation of impulse clearly states that it is not the same wether I impact on a pile of sand or on a rock.

    If I hit a pile of sand the impacts impulse is completely transfered to the sand pile. If I hit a rock, I get reflected/deflected and only a part is transfered to the rock.

    So, what did you say again? pushing into a sandy surface will be no different from pushing on a rock environment Just quoting it, so you can not again use my words and claim it where yours. No, there is a difference a huge one even. And pushing versus impacting are two different things anyway. If you push you soon are in the area of solid state physics ... which can become tricky ;D
    E.g. lots of stuff you push is not moving but deforming ... good luck in your arguments, I hope you don't plan to go into a job where physics knowledge is required.

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    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  240. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by jhoegl · · Score: 1

    That snippet, yes.
    Written like a 12 year old.

  241. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the original from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (UK edition):

    "Well what happened you see was," said the Captain, "our planet, the world from which we have come, was, so to speak, doomed."

    "Doomed?"

    "Oh yes. So what everyone thought was, let's pack the whole population into some giant spaceships and go and settle on another planet."

    Having told this much of his story, he settled back with a satisfied grunt.

    "You mean a less doomed one?" promoted Arthur.

    "What did you say dear fellow?"

    "A less doomed planet. You were going to settle on."

    "Are going to settle on, yes. So it was decided to build three ships, you see, three Arks in Space, and ... I'm not boring you am I?"

    "No, no," said Ford firmly, "it's fascinating." ...

    "Yes, so anyway," he resumed, "the idea was that into the first ship, the `A' ship, would go all the brilliant leaders, the scientists, the great artists, you know, all the achievers; and
    into the third, or `C' ship, would go all the people who did the actual work, who made things and did things, and then into the `B' ship - that's us - would go everyone else, the middlemen you see."

    He smiled happily at them. ...

    "Er ..." said Arthur after a moment, "what exactly was it that was wrong with your planet then?"

    "Oh, it was doomed, as I said," said the Captain, "Apparently it was going to crash into the sun or something. Or maybe it was that the moon was going to crash into us. Something of the kind. Absolutely terrifying prospect whatever it was."

    "Oh," said the first officer suddenly, "I thought it was that the planet was going to be invaded by a gigantic swarm of twelve foot piranha bees. Wasn't that it?"

    Number Two span around, eyes ablaze with a cold hard light that only comes with the amount of practise he was prepared to put in.

    "That's not what I was told!" he hissed, "My commanding officer told me that the entire planet was in imminent danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star goat!"

    "Oh really ..." said Ford Prefect.

    "Yes! A monstrous creature from the pit of hell with scything teeth ten thousand miles long, breath that would boil oceans, claws that could tear continents from their roots, a thousand eyes that burned like the sun, slavering jaws a million miles across, a monster such as you have never ... never ... ever ..."

    "And they made sure they sent you lot off first did they?" inquired Arthur.

    "Oh yes," said the Captain, "well everyone said, very nicely I thought, that it was very important for morale to feel that they would be arriving on a planet where they could be sure of a good haircut and where the phones were clean."

    "Oh yes," agreed Ford, "I can see that would be very important. And the other ships, er ... they followed on after you did they?"

    For a moment the Captain did not answer. He twisted round in his bath and gazed backwards over the huge bulk of the ship towards the bright galactic centre. He squinted into the inconceivable distance.

    "Ah. Well it's funny you should say that," he said and allowed himself a slight frown at Ford Prefect, "because curiously enough
    we haven't heard a peep out of them since we left five years ago ... but they must be behind us somewhere."

    He peered off into the distance again. Ford peered with him and gave a thoughtful frown.

    "Unless of course," he said softly, "they were eaten by the goat ..."

    "Ah yes ..." said the Captai

  242. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    If you push into a sandy surface a huge deal of your energy gets converted into heat (due to friction).

    Go to the beach. Stand on the soft dry sand (the worst case you are talking about. Wait 6 hours. How hot is the sand from your "pushing" on it? Yes, it's hot, but that's from the sun, you are on a beach after all.

    Sorry, but reality proves you wrong on every count, every time you speak. If you are impacting sand, it reacts like a firm but deformable surface. Sandbags do a good job of absorbing bullets. But push on it more slowly with the sharp tip of a pencil, and you'll push the 50 lb sandbag off the pile.

    the law of conservation of impulse clearly states that it is not the same wether I impact on a pile of sand or on a rock.

    Where did you do your bachelors? For one, you call it an "equivalent" which indicates to me you got it outside the US. The other is it's "the conservation of momentum" in American English. And yes, the law says the same happens regardless of the surface, so long as you don't bounce off. Perhaps the issue is that you did that too long ago.

    I hope you don't plan to go into a job where physics knowledge is required.

    I already have a nice job where physics knowledge is used on a regular basis. Works well for me. Maybe you are working on the wrong physics. Where was it again you learned it?

  243. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
    Man you are stupid and stubborn. Your "example" assumes two immobile objects (me and the tree). I also stipulated an articulating mount, which are common and would likely be used in such a situation.

    If a small probe were twisting around the tree, the cable would work transfer torque to the probe and the probe would spin. That isn't a problem. That is expected behavior, and you can fix it with an articulating mount.

    If you ever had played es a child with simple toys, you knew that, and no one would need to explain it to you.

    Your children's toys were cheap. Go do the same with one with an articulating mount. Twist all you like, it won't do what you describe. And your "analogy" requires you have two fixed points at the ends of the tether. Neither is fixed in space, though we can assume the comet/asteroid to be so, but that still leaves one as a comparatively small body, which your examples don't allow for, which is why they are simply wrong. Like everything else you've said so far.

  244. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    For all practical purpose a megaton or gigaton asteroid can be considered fixed like a tree.

    As the probe is far heavier than you, my example with the tree and you and a tether made perfect sense. Only: you are unable to grasp it or to comprehend it.

    I'm tired with you ... you seem to lack basic understandings and in other posts you are insulting ;D

    Good luck in your "physics related" job.

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  245. Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I still think you are neglecting the effect of the transfer of force/energy from the hand holding the whip. But I would also note that a whip striking you at MACH1 or you striking it at the same speed does not damage the whip in either case, and that was my original point you argued with. You've argued that me hitting the whip is fundamentally different because if you hit a whip at high speed, it won't hurt the whip, like if you hit a net at high speed, it won't hurt the net. And if "you" in the previous sentence is a rock the size of the moon, the effect doesn't change.

  246. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    We never argued about "impossible" we argued about your brain dead idea that you simply can have a net float in front of the asteroid to let it smash into it.

    So you are now asserting that it isn't "impossible" which means you think it possible, right? So, now that we've agreed on it being possible, the remaining issues are implementation details.

  247. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    As the probe is far heavier than you, my example with the tree and you and a tether made perfect sense.

    No, the probe is not heavier than me. The probe is unanchored in space. A 1N force will cause it to spin or move. a 1N force against me might get you slapped if I mistakenly take that as a bug landing on me.

    you seem to lack basic understandings and in other posts you are insulting

    You've stalked me to insult my idea with incorrect physics, then assert I'm the one that doesn't know what I'm talking about when I correctly rebuff all your incorrect physics statements. Again, I'd ask where you got your bachelor's equivelent, so I make sure to never hire someone from there, as they obviously don't educate, they de-educate, but given the way you ignored that question the first time, I assume you are ashamed of who you are and what you did.

  248. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are both stupid and stubborn, and acting like children.

    Why don't you go study some astrophysics and then argue about, you know, astrophysics?

  249. asteroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as Bruce Willis is alive there's no need for a deflection-plan. He blew it up once, he'll do it again.

    I still can't figure out who he survived the first time though...

  250. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Festeron · · Score: 1

    Yes, I see, it has limited merit, and is inferior to impactors and suited only to the bag of orbiting gravel and very long time frames because it is so very very weak.

    Thank you for that admission. However, your level of condescension detracts from that markedly.

    I would like to see a ssimilar report that rated other methods in more detail

    Then why don't you get on that right away, Bill? With your superior brain, they should be done in no time.
    Please post them here when they're ready. And I promise I won't call them "fool's work".

    Honestly.

  251. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Festeron · · Score: 1

    Only if the thrusters are bolted onto the massive craft. They could be 10km away, cradling the probe with cables.

    Think outside the box that is limiting you.

  252. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Festeron · · Score: 1

    I don't see how that answered the question.

  253. Facts from NASA by sjbe · · Score: 1

    We know all km-sized asteroids including their trajectories for centuries...

    Really? NASA disagrees with you and I tend to take their word for it over yours. We've discovered hundreds of kilometer sized near Earth asteroids in just the last decade.

  254. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Do them all, see what works best, then do that for the next one.

    The discussion is specifically about "extinction level" impactors. Get it wrong first time and you do not get a second chance.
    This game doesn't have a "save" option. When you die, it's permanent. You don't get to do a rehearsal unless you spend some of your development budget and time on doing a rehearsal. There is no guarantee that you will have time to do a rehearsal. Or indeed, to actually do anything.
    Nature doesn't care.

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    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  255. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    You fire your retro rockets to push yourself away from the rock, in the process pushing the rock away from you, back towards it's original destination.

    This is only a problem if your retro-rocket plumes impact on the rock you're trying to tow around. So, you arrange your retro rockets to fire in pairs at (say) pi/4 radians to the desired line of thrust, and at sqrt(2) of the required power.

    (Exact angles and forces will need refinement for the exact circumstances. How big is the asteroid ; how close do you need to get ; how much time do you have to achieve the deflection. In practice, I'd suspect that you'd use 3 thrusters on orthogonal axes, which is a common configuration on satellites already for these very reasons.)

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    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  256. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Do it early, (preferably years in advance)

    If you've got years of warning, then you don't need to do things like throwing bombs around. You've got the time to use less drastic techniques.

    Even a solid rock of extinction size would do less damage if you break it up into more than one piece, and in doing so deflect significant chunks of it such that they would not even hit the earth.

    The only important effect would be if you actually get some of the pieces to not hit the Earth. Which you can do if you've got years and multiple orbits of warning. If you've got a few days or weeks warning warning, then you're also not going to have time for the debris to disperse sufficiently.

    But don't worry ; in that circumstance the gravity tow idea isn't going to work either. For days or weeks everyone on the planet who cares to know is going to be aware of the date and time of their death, to an accuracy of a few minutes.

    Most of the rocky bodies we've investigated and photographed are loose creations of material which would most likely burn up in the atmosphere if you simply spread them out a bit.

    Two issues arise from your characterisation : firstly, these "rubble piles" are not very good at transmitting shocks. If you plant your nuke on the surface, the rocks near the nuke are going to get a big shove, but as they project away from the explosion point, they'll cut through the rubble and impart relatively little energy to the rest of the pile. Which is why many of the imaged asteroids have seemingly gigantic craters on them from large impacts which should have disintegrated the asteroids. If they were rigid bodies. But they're not ; they're rubble piles which accommodate the impact energy by internal rearrangement.

    (Incidentally, this structural weakness is part of the reason that you're nuke is going to detonate on the surface. You're not going to be able to dig a pit deep enough to get the bomb significantly (several kilometres) down into the rock. How you're going to anchor your drilling equipment to such a weak substrate is just one of the impossible things you need to do before breakfast.)

    Secondly. you're missing a point about "burning up in the atmosphere". As you "burn up" each impactor, the air gets hotter. With a lot of impactors, all of the atmosphere gets hot. With enough (a multi-kilometre impactor disintegrating, or the ejecta from one such re-impacting on the rest of the planet), all of the atmosphere gets hot. Hot enough to burn. Hot enough to cause "flash-over" fires all around the planet. (Your fire-fighting training at work included "flash-over"? When the radiated heat from a fire in area causes the surface of other objects to start burning directly. Mine did. I've friends who lost parts of their faces to a flash-over fire at work; it's not nice. 167 of our colleagues died that night.)

    The sums have been done - over a decade ago - and published. You have had a decade to disagree and prove them wrong. Where's your paper?

    --
    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  257. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    So if you know something is going to kill you in 15 years time, you can't try one thing now, and another next year, and compare the results and base continued action based on the results of the first two attempts? Why not?

  258. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    If you know something is going to kill you in 15 years time, then you've got options.

    There is every chance of not even getting 15 months warning. Not all asteroids (and comets) are tracked, and not all orbit in the plane of the ecliptic (which is where the large majority of the searching has happened). So a no-warning or minimal-warning impactor is a real possibility.

    Even if you do have 15 years warning, then you'd have to be really really really sure that your first attempt at fixing the problem isn't going to make the problem worse. Say, you spend you first year deploying a nuke ... which busts the threatening impactor into 20 major chunks, only one of which is not on a impacting course. Lovely!

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    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  259. Re:Neil deGrasse Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing he didn't write it, then! That's just GPierce paraphrasing Douglas Adams, poorly.

    I got a bit weary of Adams after reading 4 books, but when his style was fresh and new to me, I just loved him:

    http://www.wowbagger.com/chapter1.htm