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Copyright Trolls Sue Bloggers, Defense Lawyers

davecb writes "Prenda Law has commenced three defamation, libel and conspiracy suits against: defense lawyers, defendants and all the blogger and commentators at 'Die Troll Die' and 'Fight Copyright Trolls'. The suits, in different state courts, each attempt to identify anyone who has criticized Prenda, fine them $200,000 each for stating their opinions, and prohibit them from ever criticizing Prenda again."

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  1. Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is not how the world works.

    Prepare to lose. Badly.

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    1. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they come - they need to come in person and be prepared to meet Mr. Mossberg.

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    2. Re:Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Mr. Marlin only needs them to venture within 300 meters or so.

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    3. Re:Sorry, Prenda by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any judge that doesn't dismiss this immediately as frivolous with big fines should be impeached.

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    4. Re:Sorry, Prenda by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wonder how much it would hurt a law firm to be declared a vexatious litigant? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vexatious_litigation :)

    5. Re:Sorry, Prenda by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Most judges are former litigators. Seems like a conflict of interest to me.

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    6. Re:Sorry, Prenda by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is not how the world works.

      The chilling effect has already been imposed. It is how the world works.

      It's not how the world ought to work, but somewhere along the line we decided that the lawyers should run society, and the results are predictable.

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    7. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      You should check out the .270, preferably in a Remington 700 model. It reaches considerably further than 300 yards, or 300 meters, depending on your load.

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    8. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The trolls' lawyers should be disbarred for taking the case.

    9. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still two sides and one of them is going to lose badly. I'll take you'll say that the real winners are the lawyers anyway, as if the issue of this didn't matter.

      Yet it's going to matter a lot. I'm willing to bet that Prenda is going to get owned pretty badly.

    10. Re:Sorry, Prenda by cusco · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a SLAPP suit, a Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation. They won't win it, and are quite aware of that fact. It's not a suit that's meant to be won, it's a suit meant to inconvenience the other party so much that they shut up. Normally you see this coming from the big petrochemical companies and food conglomerates to shut up the public activists, the suit is designed to inconvenience the activists and their friends/family/employers, keep them in court, keep them paying lawyers, keep them traveling to an inconvenient venue to appear in a courtroom as far from their home as possible, keep them out of their regular job until they're fired or laid off, require depositions from their boss/friends/in-laws at the most inconvenient times possible, etc. The ultimate goal is to bankrupt the activist if possible, so that not only do they have to drop whatever action they're currently taking but won't be able to afford any other activities in the future.

      So much for the Rule Of Law. The rule is now that the deepest pockets always win.

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    11. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Threni · · Score: 2

      No, the legal system needs to be ridiculous enough that you can win millions on some spurious bullshit but not so ridiculous that people begin to see through it.

    12. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The entire "justice" system is a conflict of interest. Right up to the point where it becomes outright incestuous.

    13. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you think maybe they are just crazy and really think they are in the right?

    14. Re:Sorry, Prenda by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm willing to bet that Prenda is going to get owned pretty badly.

      If I were a copyright blogger I'd be interested in blogging, not putting out large sums of money (which I might not have) and being dragged through the court system to possibly be made whole in a counter-suit.

      Prenda has raised the bar to exclude such blogging from people who are are unwilling to put up with that sort of abuse. Certainly kudos to those who can, but many cannot.

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    15. Re:Sorry, Prenda by erroneus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Much of the time, the trolls ARE lawyers, but yes, I agree. The justice system is not supposed to be a "for profit" thing.

    16. Re:Sorry, Prenda by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, these cases should be heard. They should be heard, lost, have legal fees shoved back on them, and marked as a warning to others.

      When a judge dismisses a case, it can be refiled elsewhere. When it's dismissed with prejudice, someone else can raise the same sort of suit. When YOU FUCKING LOSE, the next guy will face a defense lawyer who says "oh, but in Dickhead vs. BK Joe, Dickhead was found to be a moron" and THAT GUY FUCKING LOSES TOO.

    17. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has always been the deepest pockets.

    18. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if your budget doesn't allow for a .270, I recommend a .243win.
      Also an excellent flat-trajectory cartridge, albeit with a bit less punch.
      I hear .22-250 is fantastic at range as well.
      Varmint rounds are fun :)

    19. Re:Sorry, Prenda by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Inconvenience? I'm pretty sure that defending myself in court is easier than my current job, and in the UK at least I can claim loss of earnings from the litigant when I win the case. I could make quite a nice living from just sitting in court and winning cases which are meant to be inconveniencing me, and you can blog away while you're at it as long as you stay within the law.

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    20. Re:Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      300 meters isn't the limit of the caliber or the rifle, merely my own skills, currently.

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    21. Re:Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      No, I think maybe they are just that stupid and think they are in the right.

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    22. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      in the UK at least I can claim loss of earnings from the litigant when I win the case

      Is that true in general, or only in specific circumstances?

      I was called as a third party witness in a minor court case a while back. One of the things that surprised me was that the accused, having been found not guilty, did not seem to be entitled to much in the way of compensation at all. This was a criminal case, though, not a civil one.

      In that case, the defendant had been charged with an offence, presumably suffered more than a year of distress with the case hanging over them before it was finally resolved, spent whatever time and money it cost them to mount their own defence (they represented themselves in court), and obviously incurred the lost time and inconvenience of having to attend court itself. I was genuinely disappointed in our legal system when it seemed they were sent on their way as if they should somehow be grateful that, after suffering all of that distress and inconvenience, at least they hadn't been found guilty of what they'd been charged with and fined/thrown in jail.

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    23. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh . . .

      TBH, without a damned good scope, I'm not hitting anything at 300 yards anymore. I've always had bad vision, but it's deteriorating as I age. Given a good scope, though, even a mediocre marksman can reach out to around 500 yards with the .270. (I guess I should define "mediocre" as being able to consistently hit a target at 100 yards using a standard iron sight, as opposed to using a telescopic sight.) AC mentioned the .243, and I really like that round. But, the .270 carries more energy out to those long ranges. It depends on what you're shooting at, and how lethal you require the shot to be, which round is "better".

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    24. Re:Sorry, Prenda by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Generally the losing party has to pay the legal costs of the winning party (i.e. pay for your time if you're representing yourself), I'm not sure whether this counts when the Crown is the one doing the prosecuting however.

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    25. Re:Sorry, Prenda by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...we decided that the lawyers should run society...

      I think you mis-spelled ruin.

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    26. Re:Sorry, Prenda by jcr · · Score: 2

      It would pretty much put them out of business. No client wants a lawyer that’s been declared an asshole by the court.

      -jcr

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    27. Re:Sorry, Prenda by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Nah, a Barret .50 at 1 mile+.

    28. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Generally the losing party has to pay the legal costs of the winning party (i.e. pay for your time if you're representing yourself)

      I guess it's whether the second part really falls under the first that I'm questioning.

      On another occasion, I got ripped off myself, for a modest but significant amount of money. It seemed like it should be a straightforward case: they took a deposit for something, then tried to fundamentally change the deal, and then repeatedly contradicted themselves in writing when I called them on it. I spent considerable time carefully documenting everything as this was all happening and reading up on small claims procedures.

      However, I couldn't find anything to suggest that I would get any compensation for the time I was spending even if I won a case, because that time didn't necessarily represent a direct loss of income, and apparently my time and inconvenience has no value in the eyes of the law even if paying a lawyer a far greater sum to spend far less time looking at the case would do because it's then money that I've personally had to spend. That meant the amount of money I'd "lost" (if you just took the time I'd spent and multiplied it by my normal hourly rate, as a relatively objective measure of its worth) was already worth more than the amount of money I was out in the first place, before I'd even filed any paperwork to start the court case.

      I would love for someone who is actually a UK lawyer to tell me that I misunderstood this. It irritates me greatly that the other party basically got away with something (and from stories I've heard since, I was neither the first nor the last person they pulled this on, either) and all I really did was teach them that people who send letters as the first step in a formal legal action will probably go away rather than actually take you to court if you just waste enough of their time. Unfortunately, again it was a situation where spending money to take on a lawyer would have cost a significant fraction of the disputed amount, so all I could go on was the (not always helpful) public documentation available from the court web sites etc.

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    29. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      If that's true - more power to you. The longest shot I've ever made was little more than 1/2 mile. The shot was poorly placed, but the caribou bled out all the same, and I brought the meat home.

      I've met people who can make shots over a mile, but there aren't a lot of them. There are a lot more people who THINK they can make such shots, than there are people who can prove it. ;^)

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    30. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And there is nothing wrong with putting incompetent professionals out of business. I'm a doctor and if I start being negligent and killing people I would deserve being run out of the profession because I have to stop being a doctor one way or another. A true professional stops long before he reaches that point and doesn't bite off more than he can reasonably chew. The consequences can be dire, and what's worse it's someone else that suffers them. So yeah, run them out of business and they can find a new career parking cars.

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    31. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      ... So yeah, run them out of business and they can find a new career parking cars.

      Not sure I'd trust them with my car, either, given their track record.

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    32. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they might win the lawsuits. But what with the Streisand Effect, that may not be enough.

    33. Re:Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those rare people who can't, and know that they can't :P

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    34. Re:Sorry, Prenda by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Marlin XL-7 30-06, with a Leupold 3-9x40mm scope. Was a bit pricy, but with this I can practice and not blame things on the rifle or scope.

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    35. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 90 gr. Sierra will devastate a chuck at 300 yds.

    36. Re:Sorry, Prenda by dkf · · Score: 1

      in the UK at least I can claim loss of earnings from the litigant when I win the case

      Is that true in general, or only in specific circumstances?

      It's usually the case that the loser pays the winner's costs, on the basic principle that a the party who wasn't wronged shouldn't be too badly hurt by the proceedings themselves. However, this is tempered by the fact that this is an award made by the judge (or panel of magistrates) in equity. Equity is a funny legal concept, not used so much in US courts (where things are a bit more statute driven), but in the case of costs it is the case that where one side brings much more expensive legal representation in than the other side, they're unlikely to get the cost of doing so refunded: it's to everyone's greatest benefit to bring a closely matched level of representation to the other side. This greatly reduces the problems with toxic private litigation; the costs only go through the roof when you've got two rich people suing each other (which is why London law firms absolutely adore Russian oligarchs). Similar principles apply to crown cases, except that the Crown (via the CPS, the state prosecutors' office) are usually good at keeping costs down.

      Loss of earnings is trickier. I suppose this would again be an award in equity and would only really apply in crown cases (because civil actions can't have imprisonment as a punishment in normal circumstances). Just having to appear in court would not normally let you claim for loss of earnings (and that's a good thing, as it stops a rich man using that as a way to dissuade a poor man from bringing a case). To be honest though, I don't know. It'd probably be easier to show a claimable loss if one was on an hourly wage rather than a monthly salary...

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    37. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The loser in a small claims case doesn't pay the other side's lawyers' fees. So you're definitely not getting reimbursed for your own time.

      This is actually the main advantage of small claims. If they were liable for your fees, you would be liable for theirs and however good your case, losing is always a possibility. You wouldn't want to take a case to small claims if losing meant you were down another £10,000 in lawyers' fees on top of what you had already lost.

    38. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately for incompetant doctors, state licencing boards almost nevery recind a license and almost never look at cases in other states where a doctor lost his license and then just moved to the new state.

    39. Re:Sorry, Prenda by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      There's always the ammo. Damn those bullets are unbalanced today.

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    40. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You realize that precedents aren't very valuable outside of the jurisdiction in which they're set, right? So unless this bubbles up to a fairly high-level court, it's unlikely that any precedent set would be all that usable in the future.

    41. Re:Sorry, Prenda by dkf · · Score: 1

      So yeah, run them out of business and they can find a new career parking cars.

      And there I was hoping they could find a nice... secure job doing laundry. Maybe with an option in the production of gravel.

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    42. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy theories aside, defamation and libel is still very hard to prove in the US (I believe this is a US case, it's not listed in the summary and no one ever reads TFA, myself included). There are a lot of things wrong with the legal system, but not everything, as your tinfoil hat-themed post would seem to suggest.

    43. Re:Sorry, Prenda by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      in the UK at least I can claim loss of earnings from the litigant when I win the case

      Is that true in general, or only in specific circumstances?

      It's usually the case that the loser pays the winner's costs,

      There is another level of sublety about the concept of the "loser". Let's say that I threaten to sue someone who agrees that they were at fault and owes me money. Let's say that they offer to compensate me in the amount of 50,000 UK pounds (and this sum is put in escrow with the court). I don't think that the offer is sufficient and sue. Now, if I am awarded an amount of 50,000 pounds or less, *I* am the loser, because I could have simply accepted the existing offer. If I am awarded an amount that is greater than 50,000 pounds, I am the winner.

      In any case, an award of costs is subject to the judge's discretion.

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    44. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Generally the losing party has to pay the legal costs of the winning party (i.e. pay for your time if you're representing yourself), I'm not sure whether this counts when the Crown is the one doing the prosecuting however.

      Not so in the U.S., where these case have been filed. The general American Rule is that each side pays for her own case. Court costs (a small fraction fo the total cost) can be assigned to the loser.

    45. Re:Sorry, Prenda by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Prepare to lose. Badly.

      I am actually looking forward to seeing this guy get his ass handed to him. This has great entertainment potential.

    46. Re:Sorry, Prenda by RKBA · · Score: 0

      Pricey you say? Drool over TrackingPoint's new scope/rifle combo, and then cry over its $15,000 price tag!

    47. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us who live in town, the 12 gauge Pardner Pump Protector is a better choice than any rifle. Having a range over 40 yards does a marksman no good when the longest line of sight is much shorter than that. Using loads that will not penetrate walls cuts down on collateral damage. And the defensive shotgun is a lot shorter and easier to maneuver through doors and hallways than a hunting rifle.

      The PPP is also good for taking care of the pesky four footed rats as well as the two footed vermin.

    48. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Kittenman · · Score: 2

      So much for the Rule Of Law. The rule is now that the deepest pockets always win.

      Saw a cartoon once where the Judge looks down from the well-dressed criminal in the dock, and asks the clerk of the court; "Fetch me the law for the rich, would you?"

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    49. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Provided, of course, that the shooter has compensated for the lightest of breezes, and there are no blades of grass to deflect the bullet on its oh so fast but oh so delicate trajectory.

      A round with a bit more of its energy in mass rather than speed will give more consistent results on the prairie.

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    50. Re:Sorry, Prenda by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never held anything with such a long range. And most who do are military. Most people don't like spending $1 or more per shot for target shooting (and yes, I've seen someone blow through $100 in ammo to impress strangers with his new automatic). And I've had a friend who was a sniper, and he has hit targets at that range, but it isn't a "kill" unless it's in action, and he was in for a few years between the gulf wars, so he never saw combat.

    51. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      For lawyers' fees, that makes a certain amount of sense, I agree. But it's also why I didn't spend any money on a lawyer and instead spent dozens of hours wading through legal process documentation and court forms and so on myself (including many pages similar to the source you gave, from the likes of Citizens Advice and from the courts themselves). That is time that directly cost me income, as a freelancer who was working by the hour and would certainly have been working for some of that time, but I have absolutely no way of proving any such loss in court because by the nature of freelance work I had no contractual "standard hours" or similar provisions to cite.

      I'm quite sure the other party, a professional organisation who managed to find a different person to respond to me and a different version of events every time I wrote to them, were well aware of this. After all, those people were probably going to be paid to be at the office anyway, so writing fob-me-off letters cost them nothing, while writing carefully worded letters based on my written records of exactly what actually happened cost me a lot, relative to the amount in dispute in the first place.

      This is why I'm a little sceptical of the reply by "History's Coming To", suggesting that he/she "could make quite a nice living from just sitting in court and winning cases which are meant to be inconveniencing me".

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    52. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Genda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But legally bludgeoning people to shut them up, rob them, pimp slap them publicly and perform live human sacrifices to educate the rest of the sheeple that if they step out of line the big bad wolves will serve them up with mint jelly is easy, common and the system stinks with it. And it won't change, because the lawyers like it this way, and the people who make our laws are almost to a person lawyers or ex-lawyers with friends still in the business and happy to fund a political campaign. Worse, the corporations like it this way because it gives them unlimited power to crush little people under their thumbs. So, the only answer is for the people to shout "Whoa! The system is broken and the lawyers have raped and pillaged what the bankers haven't razed to the ground."

      Short of a French Revolution redux, we need to explain with extreme prejudice that we as a society are no longer amused and in fact the random thought of heads in baskets suddenly seems rather amusing.

    53. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Loss of earnings is trickier. I suppose this would again be an award in equity and would only really apply in crown cases (because civil actions can't have imprisonment as a punishment in normal circumstances). Just having to appear in court would not normally let you claim for loss of earnings (and that's a good thing, as it stops a rich man using that as a way to dissuade a poor man from bringing a case).

      For private civil litigation, maybe. For crown prosecutions, where someone has been compelled to appear in court (presumably to answer charges against them because they've been arrested or otherwise identified by the police/CPS/other public services) I tend to think that anyone found not guilty should automatically be compensated for any and all losses they have suffered as a result of their appearance, including any distress it has caused.

      This would surely be expensive and result in bringing fewer borderline cases to court, but the alternative is that you have a system/state where an individual can be disadvantaged despite having done nothing wrong. That is a line that I personally don't think any legal system should be allowed to cross lightly, for exactly the same reasons that in more serious criminal cases there is a requirement to prove guilt beyond any reasonable doubt before punishing someone.

      Minor traffic offences are notorious for this effect in the UK. The cost to challenge a ticket for perhaps £30 or £60 that was issued as a result of a camera or a dubiously incentivised parking attendant is often higher than the financial cost of just eating the fine and not wasting any more time on it. This also means that a significant number of people probably have penalty points on their driving licences that they didn't deserve. A lot of public authorities have atrocious records for issuing tickets that are successfully challenged on appeal. Obviously there are plenty of chancers trying their luck, but if 1 in 3 of your appeals is overturning the original ticket on a scale of thousands of tickets a year, it doesn't speak well of how accurately the original tickets are being issued and how many more innocent people are being wrongly penalised but not challenging it for the reasons above.

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    54. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a SLAPP suit, a Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation. They won't win it, and are quite aware of that fact. It's not a suit that's meant to be won, it's a suit meant to inconvenience the other party so much that they shut up.

      And the only sane way to deal with that sort of thing is to not play by such rules. Hire a hit-man to get rid of them. If enough people did that, the laws would be changed to avoid SLAPPs - as the hit-man profession becomes too profitable.

    55. Re:Sorry, Prenda by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'd love to know what I need to say in order to get me signed up for one of these things.

      What happened to the good old-fashioned google-bomb? Is that deemed passe now?

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    56. Re:Sorry, Prenda by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I can solve this with a single missile :-)

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    57. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's my approach too. Let it go to court. It's better to stop them from harming others, then to let them keep hitting to make money off of those to poor to fight.

    58. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that.
      " He's ignored all summons, we sent our lawyer over to his house to subpoena him, but now no one can find him"
      " We got a reply from him, but it was just a box of dogshit" "The boss got in his car, but it smelled of cigars and there was a burning stub in his seat"
      "the boss came in today and said he was going on a long vacation, he won't say where, but he's going to be gone a long time"
      " I told the boss that Mr. Black was on the phone and he turned white as a sheet."

    59. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, the people who profit from being in court are all in the legal profession. The best (and worst!) reason to sue someone is to spite them.

    60. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, these cases should be heard. They should be heard, lost, have legal fees shoved back on them, and marked as a warning to others.

      When a judge dismisses a case, it can be refiled elsewhere. When it's dismissed with prejudice, someone else can raise the same sort of suit. When YOU FUCKING LOSE, the next guy will face a defense lawyer who says "oh, but in Dickhead vs. BK Joe, Dickhead was found to be a moron" and THAT GUY FUCKING LOSES TOO.

      While I agree, look at what happened in RightHaven - sure, they lost, costs were awarded etc, but when it came to paying, suddenly there was no-one home and no assets worth a dime... Scroll down to the Insolvency section to see exactly what happened...

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    61. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Falconhell · · Score: 0

      Ah the US approach, solve your problems with a gun. How delightfully typical.

    62. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      But this is America where everything is supposed to be for profit. That's the nature of the ultra-capitalist system.

    63. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deepest pockets? I thought it was those willing to commit murder.

    64. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sound like some small 3rd world county's dictator when he has a bad hair day. One wishes our DNA had a self-protection mechanism built-in for this level of dumb.

    65. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Most judges are former litigators. Seems like a conflict of interest to me."

      Interesting point. I don't think I have thought about it quite that way before...

      In any case, I looked at the filing posted at that link, and some of the things Prenda lists are very clearly not libel or slander. For example, there is little question that the cartoon of Bart Simpson at the blackboard would be protected as parody. Some other things appear to be mere opinion, which can never be libel.

      This looks to me like a SLAPP suit or suits (Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation), which is justification for the defendants to turn around and sue Prenda.

      You have to wonder where these guys studied law. ( -- A statement that is provably not libelous. )

    66. Re:Sorry, Prenda by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      When a judge dismisses a case, it can be refiled elsewhere.

      Not if it's dismissed with prejudice, though I'm only aware of that in state hearings, so no idea if that applies between federal districts.

    67. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, let's hear your solution - varmint at 300 yards. How do YOU kill it, without using a gun?

    68. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Geez, if it's at 300 yards, why would you even want to kill it? Just to prove you are a red blooded macho american who can destroy chunks of the ecosystem well beyond any threat the critter could pose to any rational farming, ranching, or suburban life style? If you need more than a shotgun to protect your garden, chickens, or sheep, then then you are doing it wrong.

      Dumb-ass John Wayne Neanderthals. The world has gotten too small to support that kind of stupidity.

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    69. Re:Sorry, Prenda by erroneus · · Score: 2

      If by ultra-capitalist you mean that even and especially the government is available to the highest bidder, then you're pretty much right. It disgusts me to face that fact as much as my initial reaction was to find a way to deny it. I kind of can't.

      But there's one thing that's driving government which isn't money -- it's guilt -- especially white male guilt. I have recently been exploring the deep and dark hole that is the justice system and the differences between the rights of men and women. It's far worse than I could ever have imagined. Racial politics are nearly the same though it's showing signs of trying to normalize. And don't even think about criticizing the US Israel policy -- nuclear guilt, blame and labeling will follow.

      But after that, it's money. How else can you explain how parties who offer so little get so much? (Don't read that the wrong way. I'm just saying they don't 'contribute' millions or billions to government in exchange for anything.)

    70. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key is to claim for everything and anything, for example, when my ISP dropped my connection to 128kbps because they'd said I'd gone passed my cap even though I'd never had a cap, never agreed to a cap in contract, never even been told what my cap was after I'd supposedly passed it, I took them to the small claims court, and even though I was able to cancel and get a new ISP in 5 days and the ISP gave me the option of paying monthly, I claimed for:

      - 3 months new ISP subscription at ISP of my choosing, at cost of my choosing
      - ISP sign up fee (waived if you stay for 12months, but payable if you want a get out earlier)
      - 2x 1month Dark Age of Camelot subscription
      - 1month USENET subscription
      - 1month XBox live subscription
      - 1month WoW subscription
      - Cost of phone calls to new ISPs sales lines made from phone of my choosing (mobile, more expensive)
      - Cost of letters posted (recorded, next day)

      I got the full amount, because the judges wont dick around with things like pro-rata, they just accept that 1 month was the minimum I could pay for these services and due to the fact I couldn't use them during the period of moving ISP I should be compensated for the payment I'd made for them for that period. The new ISP sign up fee was upto me, they could argue I could've got a cheaper ISP elsewhere, but it's not upto them at that point as they'd forced me to have to go and select another ISP and the costs are then on them as to what ISP I choose - they don't get to dictate who I do and don't then get go with at that point. They also were unable to argue that I couldn't have the signup fee even though I chose the 12 month waiver because my argument was simply that I may or may not need that money to get out early if the ISP is problematic. Similarly with selecting an ISP, they don't get to dictate what phone I use, or how I send letters, if I want to send them in the most expensive way possible and claim that back on a win it's tough luck.

      So whilst you're right, it's frustrating you can't simply claim for lost personal time, there are many other things you can legitimately claim for that may well result in profit for you and/or put the hurt on them.

    71. Re:Sorry, Prenda by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Prior to this RH was, as everyone else, suing, dropping unfavorable, pursuing favorable. Rejecting their cases would be 'unfavorable' and the abuse would continue, with cases landing in lucky courtroom roulette generating cash, and cases settled before entering court generating cash too.

      Now they lose. Now they go to hell.

    72. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trolls' lawyers should be disbarred for taking the case.

      Why? They get paid, win or lose. That is inbred to trolling for lawsuits.

    73. Re:Sorry, Prenda by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      If I were human, I believe my response would be go fuck yourself. Oh wait I am human, Prenda...Go fuck yourself! If you don't like it, tough. I am an American Vet and I am not afraid to use my first or second amendment rights. Note the later is not a threat but a statement of fact that I am not afraid to exercise said rights. I earned them.

    74. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      You can tell when the system is so utterly corrupt, when it's cheaper to contribute (read: bribe) a politician to give you tax breaks, than it is to pay the taxes.

    75. Re:Sorry, Prenda by redlemming · · Score: 1

      I'd assert a right to not have one's time wasted by the government is a fundamental human right. The human lifespan, after all, is finite, and far too short for most of us. When a kidnapper or murderer steals a portion of a person's life, we consider that a wrongful act. For the government to steal a portion of a person's life should also be a wrongful act.

      Thus, legal policies that permit one to be uncompensated are appropriately viewed as being in violation of a fundamental human right.

      For the traffic offenses, can the UK national or local governments put the money for these fines into their budget? If the money goes ANYWHERE into the budget, that creates a major ethical conflict of interest, and I'd say not having government or the legal profession acting from a position of ethical conflict of interest would be another fundamental right.

      For that matter, a policy of not compensating people for having to appear in court could be considered to represent ethical conflict of interest on the part of the legal profession (who presumably play a large role in determining such policies). After all, the more of a person's own time they potentially have to waste in court, the greater the demand for the services of a legal professional that could spend that time on one's behalf.

    76. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'd assert a right to not have one's time wasted by the government is a fundamental human right.

      As nice as that sounds, I don't think it's entirely realistic.

      For example, would you want a court system where juries were composed only of people who self-selected as volunteers for jury service? You did use the expression "time wasted" so perhaps this kind of thing isn't something you'd consider a waste of time, but in that case, where do you draw the line? And of course in a rather different example, the very premise of prison as a penalty is that it is the government deliberately wasting your time.

      Now, if you'd suggested that governments shouldn't be able to demand one citizen's time significantly more than another without some reasonable, independent benchmark, such as being convicted through a fair judicial process before being sent to jail, that might be different. But then there's still the question of what constitutes a reasonable, independent benchmark in for example the jury service situation, and if expecting everyone to do their civic duty by serving on a jury if randomly called is reasonable, you could also argue that giving up time to serve as a witness or to defend yourself is reasonable to ensure the effective functioning of the court system.

      Perhaps there would be mileage in something demanding reasonable equality in any burden placed on citizens unless they have been convicted of an offence, and additionally placing limits on the total burden and requiring full compensation where time spent is not reasonably avoidable (for example, if someone has been reasonably charged with an offence, resulting in time spent on a trial, but they subsequently defended themselves successfully in court).

      For the traffic offenses, can the UK national or local governments put the money for these fines into their budget? If the money goes ANYWHERE into the budget, that creates a major ethical conflict of interest

      Remember that you're talking about organisations that use "safety cameras" that are often paid for by the fines they generate, yet which would generate no money if they succeeded in their claimed goals of making drivers go more slowly, stopping people running red lights, etc. A large part of the automated traffic enforcement industry is built on fundamental conflicts of interest.

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    77. Re:Sorry, Prenda by redlemming · · Score: 1

      For example, would you want a court system where juries were composed only of people who self-selected as volunteers for jury service? You did use the expression "time wasted" so perhaps this kind of thing isn't something you'd consider a waste of time, but in that case, where do you draw the line? And of course in a rather different example, the very premise of prison as a penalty is that it is the government deliberately wasting your time.

      I like your suggestion about reasonable equality.

      Unlike the case in the physical sciences, in general human matters we often do have to come up with ways to drawing lines without the luxury of precise or accurate measures. This is an unavoidable aspect of law. Recognizing this is realistic.

      One possible rule that would follow from the right to not have one's time wasted would be a rule that prison time was a waste of a person's time if the person wasn't actually guilty of behavior that any reasonable society would consider wrongful.

      Thus, for example, for those persons convicted of rape, who have been subsequently set free as a result of DNA evidence, their time was wasted and hence their right to not have their time wasted was violated. This in turn provides a justification for compensating those individuals for the time the state has stolen from their lives.

      Your idea of providing compensation to those who are forced to take the time to defend themselves is very much consistent with the assertion of rights that recognize the time of individuals has value.

      Jury service is an area of law that often fails to recognize the value of the time of individuals (aside from the legal professionals, the value of whose time is clearly being recognized by the system, at least here). It would not make sense to have people self selected for jury service, but we could have stronger rules limiting the ability of government to coerce people into jury service in order to make the policies regarding jury service more consistent with fundamental rights. For example, we might decide that if a person serves on a jury for x number of days (where "serves" includes the who selection process), then they are immune to jury service for x number of years. Similarly, if a person serves for y days, where y >> x, then they are immune to jury service for their rest of their lives.

      We might also have stronger rules governing the cases that can be brought into court, and when a jury needs to see those cases, to make sure we aren't taking time away from people's lives without first having carefully thought about it.

      Remember that you're talking about organizations that use "safety cameras" that are often paid for by the fines they generate, yet which would generate no money if they succeeded in their claimed goals of making drivers go more slowly, stopping people running red lights, etc. A large part of the automated traffic enforcement industry is built on fundamental conflicts of interest.

      These conflicts of interest are exactly why there shouldn't be an automated traffic enforcement industry. Taxes can be used to pay for the police officers and associated equipment needed for a reasonable level of traffic enforcement. There is no need to have traffic enforcement pay for itself, any more than we need to have criminal investigation pay for itself. Competent, responsible governments will manage to balance their budgets without resorting to unethical practices.

    78. Re:Sorry, Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, if it's at 300 yards, why would you even want to kill it?

      Because your animals may be 280 yards away. And if "varmits" get a taste for domesticated animals, they'll keep coming back. Plus sometimes the wild animals are dangerous to humans, like bear or mountain lions, and protected status doesn't usually trump protection of life or property.

  2. Good luck with that by swimboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hornet's nest, meet boot.

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    1. Re:Good luck with that by ottothecow · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Good luck with that by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did the Heisenberg Principle save your life?

      Yes and no.

    3. Re:Good luck with that by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Did the Heisenberg Principle save your life?

      Yes and no.

      ... but I'm really not sure.

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    4. Re:Good luck with that by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      So Schrödinger's cat saved your life? I find that unlikely. Unless, of course, an atom decayed.

      Speaking of which, if an atom decays in the woods and no one is around to detect it, is the cat still dead?

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    5. Re:Good luck with that by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Only Maxwell's demon can actually save your life. Unfortunately, due to technical issues, you're gonna die.

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    6. Re:Good luck with that by Aonghus142000 · · Score: 1

      Only if you're spherical and in a vacuum.

  3. Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if the Troll knows they will probably have to pay all the defendents costs if they lose?

    1. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      With what? They probably know a good bankruptcy attorney...

    2. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by cusco · · Score: 1

      They don't care. It's just meant to inconvenience them so much that they shut up and hopefully go away.

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    3. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if the Troll knows they will probably have to pay all the defendents costs if they lose?

      You don't live in the USA. Am I right?

      That's how law works in the UK. My best friend is a lawyer (we're both Americans) and he's taught me a lot about how the law really works. One of the things he taught me is that it's incredibly difficult in the USA to get costs paid, even when the lawsuit is frivolous. The problem is that courts in general really don't like to award this kind of thing because all judges and lawyers feel that the system works pretty well, darn near close to perfect, as it is right now and anything that punishes people for bringing lawsuits and losing would "hurt the little man" who will be too afraid to pursue his justified lawsuit against some true injustice because he might lose and have to pay the other guy's court costs. So almost certainly this will not be a factor, although if the defendants are attorneys they might push for it anyway as they know the system well enough that it might give them a slightly better chance of getting it than would normally happen.

    4. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Court judgments aren't always dischargable, it's up to the bankruptcy judge. If the judgments are the primary reason for the filing, it wouldn't surprise me if the judge told the company that they're stuck with it.

    5. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by GodInHell · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not necessarily in this case. Anti-SLAPP act statutes in several states are harsh on the fees question.

    6. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by gander666 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the District court in Marshall Texas has one...

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    7. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is no federal anti-SLAPP act, H.R. 4364 was killed in committee.

    8. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think what he actually meant was that the law works darn near close to perfect *for them* ... as in "job security".

    9. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I have the easy solution to that.

      Loser pays, capped at the cost of the side that spent the least.

      Corp and (natural) Person appear in court (file sharing), Corp spends $5,000,000, Person spends $5,000; Corp wins, awarded legal fees are capped at $5,000. Person wins, Corp pays all their legal fees.

      Mega-Corp vs. Mega-Corp (Samsung/Apple) both spend $10,000,000; loser pays the winners lawyers $10,000,000.

      If you don't bother to defend yourself (default judgement...) no legal fees, but you just automatically won, so don't complain.

    10. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      Judgements are the cause of bankruptcies all the time. Someone who had a civil judgement against them from a car accident for instance can discharge the judgement as part of a Chapter 7 bankruptcy. It's cases of fraud and willful and malicious injury (among other reasons) where a bankruptcy doesn't usually discharge.

    11. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by seebs · · Score: 2

      I used to sue junk faxers as a hobby, we never had any trouble at all getting costs awarded. Fees are harder, and fees and costs are not the same thing. But we got fees awarded at least once. So, it can happen.

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    12. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by yurtinus · · Score: 2

      ...some people juggle geese!

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    13. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      But you'd want some punitive damages in the big guy SLAPPing little guy case, surely? I would. Otherwise the big guys have no incentive to stop being frivolous.

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    14. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the things he taught me is that it's incredibly difficult in the USA to get costs paid, even when the lawsuit is frivolous.

      Lawyer here. Technically the term "costs" means anything other than attorneys fees (i.e., filing fees, copying, service fees, etc.) which are routinely granted to a prevailing party in civil litigation. Attorneys fees "fees" are rarely allowed or granted, with a few specialized exceptions.

    15. Re:Thats a lot of lawsuits... by redlemming · · Score: 1

      Most members of Congress, and many state legislators, are legal professionals, and these people are the ones that decide what the laws governing the legal profession will be. The bar associations, judges, and prosecutors also play a significant role in deciding how those laws work. Thus, almost everybody deciding what is or is not reasonable for legal professionals to do and what is or is not a reasonable part of the legal system is a legal professional.

      This means the folks who write, interpret, and execute the laws governing the practice of law have a huge ethical conflict of interest with respect to exactly what appears in those laws.

      In a sense, we have a group of foxes deciding for themselves under what circumstances a fox may be trusted to guard the hen-house.

      There is nothing written into the Constitution or the Bill of Rights giving legal professionals this kind of power. In fact, it has been asserted that the right to have ethical conduct from legal professionals, having them avoid even the appearance of conflict of interest, arises under the 9th and 10th Amendments (rights retained by the people, and rights reserved to the people) and thus the current system can be considered to be contrary to the Bill of Rights.

      Unfortunately, the evidence suggests that the legal profession has been fairly successful in keeping the average American from realizing just how many conflicts of interest and other problems involving their profession are buried in the legal system. For some strange reason, our professional press rarely seems to pick up on these issues, either.

  4. Hooray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hooray for free speech!

    1. Re:Hooray by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is that free speech is for Governments to bend over for, private persons and corporations aren't bound by it.

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    2. Re:Hooray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except, by enforcing such restrictions on speech, the court is limiting your speech and thus violating the first amendment. There are other areas where the idea that a private party can do something but the court cannot enforce it applies as well, such as the enforcement of racist policies in housing (most notably Shelley v. Kraemer).

  5. Oh man... by benjfowler · · Score: 3

    They've just opened the gates of hell on themselves.

    It's not going to end well for them; but if other peoples' pain is funny, this will be hilarious to watch.

  6. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't this the same law firm that is facing allegations of fraud and identity theft?

    Why yes, yes it is. And that case is scheduled for next week...

    1. Re:Wait... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Point of order: If they are literally convicted of fraud, we can then get away with calling them frauds?

      Until then "worthless scum-sucking sacks of shit" will have to do?

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    2. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Point of order: If they are literally convicted of fraud, we can then get away with calling them frauds?

      Until then "worthless scum-sucking sacks of shit" will have to do?

      "Worthless scum-sucking sacks of shit" wouldn't work, because "being impaled as a warning for others" is a worth. The rest, however, is metaphorical, and should be fine.

    3. Re:Wait... by shentino · · Score: 1

      Quite, and somehow I think that this latest SLAPP is an attempt to derail it.

    4. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're trying to call the blood-sucking lawyers down on Slashdot? No wonder you're (another) Anonymous Coward.

    5. Re:Wait... by dkf · · Score: 1

      If they are literally convicted of fraud, we can then get away with calling them frauds?

      If they have a conviction for it, sure. You'd have the perfect defense: a judgement that you could point to immediately. Given their apparent fondness for litigiousness, it would be wise to stick to clear facts and reporting of matters that have already been proven in court. Failing that, if you have to make less supportable statements then say things that are clearly your opinion and cannot be mistaken for anything else.

      With that, I must wish them good luck with that court case and hope they win. No, not Prenda Law! The prosecutors. Let's have a little love for our friendly prosecuting authorities! We give them some stick round here sometimes, and we should remember that they are not always the enemy.

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    6. Re:Wait... by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this the same law firm that is facing allegations of fraud and identity theft? Why yes, yes it is. And that case is scheduled for next week...

      It'd be awesome if they got the same judge in both cases...

  7. Why haven't Prenda's lawyers been disbarred yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind it took nearly two decades to get Jack Thompson disbarred for being an idiot as well.

  8. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Streisand effect on this is going to be like a super nova.

    Prenda's has boarded the ship of fail and it is about to st sail.

  9. They know what they're doing by oic0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its a law firm full of blood sucking lawyers who specialize in suing people. As much as we may think we know about law and how they are going to get their butts kicked, I'm sure they have some sort of angle or strategy here.

    1. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a different area of law, they're likely paying an outside firm to handle the suit. Remember, few attorneys are really qualified to handle more than just their area of specialty as the case law can vary significantly from area to area and district to district.

    2. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you are trying to say is they are using it as a scare tactic. That's the only angle I see by the summary. RTFA would have been too much responsibility.

    3. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I would say they don't what they are doing. They are really showing that the people that they are suing are hurting them.

    4. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In two of the three cases, the attorneys are representing themselves, according to this lawyer.

    5. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting them all gunned down is less expensive than paying up US$ 200k. So there.

      Not that IÂm advocating it, obviously, since God forbid such acts. But it would be the american way to go about it.

    6. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they are hurting them. However, not in the way that the Plaintiff's allege. Libel and defamation are not the problem for Prenda Law. The anti-copyright trolling community has surely cost these copyright trolls tens and probably hundreds of thousands of dollars in settlement money... because the community educates those who receive threatening letters, making those who receive the letters less likely to settle claims. In most cases the copyright trolls never actually name defendants. Their business model revolves around scare tactics to get people to settle... educating the people means fewer settling.

    7. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. We're only fooling ourselves. I'm not a lawyer but i'm sure they can show damages.

    8. Re:They know what they're doing by crashumbc · · Score: 2

      That and free publicity.

      Like has been said before "there' no such thing as bad publicity..."

        In this case if the stiasand effect takes hold so much the better.

      The lawyer will become a household name with copyright trolls everywhere...

    9. Re:They know what they're doing by Cederic · · Score: 1

      So what if they can show damages? That doesn't make it actionable.

    10. Re:They know what they're doing by Thud457 · · Score: 2

      ah well, we all know what they say about attorneys that represent themselves... explains a lot in this case, actually.

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    11. Re:They know what they're doing by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      This may be a case of intentional harassment, and may be(depending on the judge and jury) grounds for some disbarment. That's a lot to hope for, but I would love to have these assholes lose their jobs for participating in abuse of station.

    12. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like has been said before "there' no such thing as bad publicity..."

      Really? How's OJ's career working out for him after the trial?

    13. Re:They know what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Its a law firm full of blood sucking lawyers who specialize in suing people..."

      Speaking of blood-suckers, I always found that SLAPPing them quickly usually works, so long as you make SURE they are dead before focusing your attention elsewhere. Give em a limb to crawl away with, and they'll just come back and start drilling again. Turn in 'em into a smear, and leave something behind to warn off the others.

    14. Re:They know what they're doing by devitto · · Score: 1

      Don't be so sure that all lawyers are super-brains.

      Read about ACS Law in the UK. It took such a beating in the courts that IP/copyright trolls seem to have pretty much disappeared from the UK - the Judge was very clear that contacting a defendant before they have anything less than a full, concrete file of evidence that would be sufficient to win a conviction, would be considered harassment and result in the lawyer (UK:solicitor) being open to investigation and criminal prosecution by the Police and probably be de-certified in his profession for lack of ethics, even if they weren't in specific violation of the letter of criminal law.

      Since then, even ISPs are *very* cagy about giving out information without a court order - BT wil only do this when it has done a security audit that the (personal) information is held securely and not passed on, except to the courts.

  10. Dear Prenda by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0

    Fuck You.

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    1. Re:Dear Prenda by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Nice alias and sig. You are obviously a man of taste and breeding.

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    2. Re:Dear Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it takes no thought at all. The easiest thing to do... is say F U.

    3. Re:Dear Prenda by mrbester · · Score: 1

      You probably meant Arkell vs Pressdram to couch it in legalese...

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    4. Re:Dear Prenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      follow the (yellow) rubber line to your seat.
      signed,
      Artie Choke

      Close B; Close Mode on Deputy Dan

  11. Of all the people by earlzdotnet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of all the people criticizing these copyright trolls, why would they strike back at the guys who know what they're talking about and have the means to defend themselves(lawyers). Waiting for someone to come here soon and say "And....it's gone" with a link to their statement about going bankrupt and closing shop.

    1. Re:Of all the people by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Of all the people criticizing these copyright trolls, why would they strike back at the guys who know what they're talking about and have the means to defend themselves(lawyers). Waiting for someone to come here soon and say "And....it's gone" with a link to their statement about going bankrupt and closing shop.

      "Uhhhhhhhh uuuuhhhhh... We meant to do that. Uhhhhhh yeah."

  12. Now Slashdot by ravenswood1000 · · Score: 1

    is likely to get sued

    1. Re:Now Slashdot by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

      As well as everyone who commented on this article. Wait a second.... *run from the comments section screaming*

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  13. Prenda Pretendah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    How do you libel or defame those who are under investigation for being pretending to be that which they are not?

    A federal judge in Los Angeles has suggested serious penalties for Brett Gibbs, an attorney at porn copyright trolling firm Prenda Law. Facing allegations of fraud and identity theft, Gibbs will be required to explain himself at a March 11 hearing. And if Judge Otis Wright isn't satisfied with his answers, he may face fines and even jail time. (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/02/judge-hints-at-jail-time-for-porn-troll-prenda-law-over-identity-theft/)

    My opinion is that they will be too busy staying out of jail to do anything worth $200,000 and some bothersome amendment about free speech.

    1. Re:Prenda Pretendah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "My opinion is that they will be too busy staying out of jail to do anything worth $200,000 and some bothersome amendment about free speech."

      That 200k is their bail money. They're thinking ahead.

  14. Bad Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's not forget, this is the same Prenda Law that has made the front page of Slashdot twice in the past quarter. In December, identity theft and fraud was alleged by Prenda and a federal district court judge granted a defendant's motion to explore that. Additionally, last month, a federal judge in Los Angeles suggested serious penalties for Brett Gibbs, an attorney at porn copyright trolling firm Prenda Law - including possible jail time. It sounds like this is the final breath of Prenda Law. They are going down in flames, and this is their last, desperate cry, and an attempt to silence those who have brought their injustices to light.

    Given that they've sued thousands of downloaders, and continued to do so despite judicially admitting that many of them were innocent, I can't really say I feel sorry for them. Consider the amount of emotional turmoil and grief they've extracted over the past few years from suing people. Think it's fun to be named in a federal lawsuit? Think again.

    Hopefully, this goes nowhere.

    1. Re:Bad Lawyers by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1

      Why do I get a sickly feeling that Prenda Law is a law firm owned and managed by an Indian?

      Racism on your part, I figure.

  15. First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One thing that I don't understand is why the blatant abuse of a individuals first amendment rights is not actively protected more than "don't do that" kind of slap on the wrist when legal entities who know it's a violation commit these acts. These kind of abuses should be treated more as criminal offenses as they violate what the US has defined as a human right and be treated with such weight. I don't mean a heafty fine, but more akin to dis-Bar and a felony charged on the grounds of violating basic human rights by way of abusing social position (IE Lawyers abusing their knowledge of laws and funding to hold back the public, who may lack of knowledge of law or are unable to protect themselves due to lack of funding).

    1. Re:First Amendment by davecb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the era in which the Constitution was written, this wasn't a common practice. A good federal SLAPP law might classify then actions as an abuse of power, or a fraud upon the court, depending on whether one was a lawyer or a plaintiff, in order to make the punishment fit the crime.

      Anyone want to start a White House petition for criminal sanctions against anyone who defrauds a court?

      --dave (I can't, I'd have to start a 24 Sussex Drive petition) c-b

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    2. Re:First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we copying the info in our username into the body of our post now? Is that the new popular thing? *looks around* No, no it isn't. It's just you being a clueless twit.

      --dave c-b

    3. Re:First Amendment by davecb · · Score: 1
      In case anyone's wondering, that anonymous coward wasn't me, despite the signature.

      --dave c-b

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  16. Correction.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFS says "state courts", but the lawsuits have been moved to the federal level already.

    1. Re:Correction.. by davecb · · Score: 1
      The defendants spotted the trick, and quashed it (:-))

      --dave

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  17. Hey Prenda... by Ignacio · · Score: 1

    See Figure 1.

    1. Re:Hey Prenda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, a former DEC employee/customer.

  18. Nope, they're just stupid by kawabago · · Score: 2

    If they were smart people they wouldn't need to use this business model.

  19. Die Prenda Die! by gravis777 · · Score: 3

    Do I get sued now?

    1. Re:Die Prenda Die! by CodeHxr · · Score: 5, Funny

      As far as I know, speaking German isn't illegal anywhere...?

    2. Re:Die Prenda Die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know, speaking German isn't illegal anywhere...?

      So, there are German speaking people who are reading "Die Prenda Die!" as "The Prenda The!" and scratching their heads wondering what the fuss is about?

    3. Re:Die Prenda Die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for making the joke unfunny.

    4. Re:Die Prenda Die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one who speaks German can be evil.

    5. Re:Die Prenda Die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beat me to it.

    6. Re:Die Prenda Die! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Do I get sued now?

      Was?

  20. Removed to federal court? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why would the defense want these cases removed to federal court? There are anti-SLAPP statutes in Illinois and Florida, where these suits were originally filed.

    1. Re:Removed to federal court? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      Probably because Prenda already has a case in Federal court where they're... well, to say they aren't doing well is like saying the Titanic was taking on a bit of water that night in 1912. My guess is the next move on the part of the defendants here is to ask to have these cases consolidated with the preexisting one.

  21. Sue this Prenda by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    I do hereby criticize you in the harshest way possible.
    So there. :p

  22. Re:Why haven't Prenda's lawyers been disbarred yet by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind it took nearly two decades to get Jack Thompson disbarred for being an idiot as well.

    I think you answered your own question there...

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  23. Prenda law I'm talking about by kawabago · · Score: 2

    Just in case there's any confusion. Prenda Law is a group of loser's that couldn't make an honest living so they turned to extortion. Oh, and I'm in British Columbia and it'll cost Prenda $35,000 up front to launch an action here, and Prenda will lose here too. But they probably aren't smart enough to figure that out.

  24. Oy. by DewDude · · Score: 0

    First of all; the John Does should have first amendment protection. If the lawsuit works out in the trolls' favor; then kiss first amendment goodbye...because all future rulings will look back on this and say "yes, you can sue someone for sharing an opinion you don't like."

  25. Sorry, Prenda? Why? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

    Those douches need to be spanked, and spanked badly. Beat them until their mothers cry. (Alright, so that's unlikely to happen since they all climbed out of some puddle of primordial ooze.)

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  26. Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what I heard, Prenda is run by a child molesting ring of Nazi baby killers. Does anyone else know anything interesting about Prenda?

    1. Re:Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with killing Nazi babies?

    2. Re:Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean to say that Prenda is owned and operated by TSA employees?

    3. Re:Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that Prenda is owned and operated by the TSA and it's Agents?

    4. Re:Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      That's what I heard, Prenda is run by a child molesting ring of Nazi baby killers.

      Does anyone else know anything interesting about Prenda?

      They sell a brand of non-sugar sweetener that causes cancer in the eye within 24 hours.

    5. Re:Isn't Prenda run by pedophiles? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Well... were they Nazis at conception, Nazis at birth, or did they go Nazi sometime in the 2nd trimester?

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  27. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps in a case like this the judge should fine the accuser if they lose and give the claimed damages to the defendants.There needs to be some sort of downside to this kind of abuse.

  28. Next up, Prenda sues Judges by tekrat · · Score: 1

    For ruling against them!!! Technically, there's no end to this is your lawyers are slimey enough. Technically it may even be possible to sue the members of SCOTUS...

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    1. Re:Next up, Prenda sues Judges by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      For ruling against them!!! Technically, there's no end to this is your lawyers are slimey enough. Technically it may even be possible to sue the members of SCOTUS...

      How much money do I need to somehow get my hands on to just run around being bored... you know... bored enough to sue to relieve my boredom?

    2. Re:Next up, Prenda sues Judges by GWRedDragon · · Score: 1

      For ruling against them!!! Technically, there's no end to this is your lawyers are slimey enough. Technically it may even be possible to sue the members of SCOTUS...

      Nope. Judges have absolute immunity for anything they do from the bench. This even applies when the judge's actions were malicious. Check out Stump v. Sparkman if you want to make yourself sick.

  29. None of these will reach a courtroom by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Prenda is just going to offer to settle for $3,000 or something with each of these people (along with a gag agreement), and drop the case against them if they let it go to court. Bank on it.

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    1. Re:None of these will reach a courtroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that they sued lawyers with a serious chip on their shoulders about precisely the types of scumbuckets at Prenda, I wouldn't bank on a settlement offer being even considered.

    2. Re:None of these will reach a courtroom by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Prenda is just going to offer to settle for $3,000 or something with each of these people (along with a gag agreement), and drop the case against them if they let it go to court. Bank on it.

      Whoa, flashback.

      Is Prenda related to SCO?

  30. Ah, for the good old days... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    ...when the result of pulling this kind of stunt would be having a couple of company executives dragged out into the street and shot...."pour encourager les autres".

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  31. FTLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion Prenda is a fucking turd.

    1. Re:FTLawyer by Skapare · · Score: 1

      You better copyright that opinion ... unless you want it shared.

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  32. Prenda, you're a bunch of unethical scum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'd like to meet you on the street.

    I'll be the one carrying an axe.

  33. Ask Barbra by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Ask Barbra Streisand http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect how well this approach works, Prenda.

  34. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .338 Lapua Magnum. After all, they're lawyers (an overpopulated species at best)

  35. Mandatory references by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by SilentStaid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If that were to happen Prenda Law (http://wefightpiracy.com/) would fold, declare bankruptcy with no assets available to their creditors and simply start a new corporation.

    I'm truly sorry you thought there was a possible outcome of justice.

  37. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by cusco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that three of four years down the road, when the whole process finally wraps up, the defendants might well have been bankrupted by the whole mess. The mother of a former housemate actually lost her house because even though she won a lawsuit (the AMA sued her for 'practicing medicine without a license' in the 1970s for acting as a midwife) and was awarded damages in the meantime she had spent so much time in court she lost her job and then lost her house.

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  38. They are on the winning side, and know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people don't get it. Why do you think these criminal idiots act in such a brazen fashion? Sure, they see themselves as being in the 'vanguard', and early skirmishes can so easily be lost, but they KNOW who is going to win this war.

    In Germany, a politician got serious PRISON time for posting a link to a funny satirical flash cartoon showing multiple ways a buxom woman could be killed- all in a style all to familiar to anyone who loved the off-beat animation of the 70s, or 'Itchy and Scratchy' vignettes in 'The Simpsons'. His crime (a real crime with real punishment) was being 'politically incorrect'.

    In extremist 'Muslim' nations ruled by despots placed into power by the West, women can be rounded up and whipped for wearing trousers, or alternatively rounded up and whipped for NOT wearing trousers, depending on the nation.

    The monsters at the top are NOT true-believers. They do not believe in either the sacred nature of IP, or the sacred words in some 'holy' book. No, they are psychopaths who love poking the rest of use with ever sharper sticks, laughing as they watch us refuse to even make the most basic defense against their abuse.

    We all know that the people who take legal action on the torrenting of obscure IP are also seeding said IP to maximise the number of 'infringers', and to minimise the effort required to find them. These criminals cosy up to the bigger players (those that 'safeguard' 'Hollywood' level IP), and thus the judges and politicians in the pockets of Hollywood.

    If you think the repulsive criminals are disconnected from the big-boys, you are impossibly naive. Teams like 'Prenda' are the 'Dirty Dozen' of this particular industry- fighting at the cutting-edge in ways that lay down the path that the big-players will follow. For instance, only a handfull of months ago, an Eastern-European team with direct links to the criminals who run the 'ransomware' scams placed a facility online where you could check any Internet address for the torrents they had downloaded. A little later, these same companies are providing the technology used for the 'six-strikes' policies in France and the USA.

    Our only saviour is THIS. Intelligence agencies want the Internet to be relatively free, so that ordinary people are encouraged to say things about how they think. This facility allows organizations like the NSA to survey the mindset of whole population groups, allowing the elites to perfectly craft political and mass media propaganda campaigns. The actions of monsters like 'Prenda Law' set in motion a chilling effect, supported by lower ranking (and infinitely corruptible) politicians. This 'Third World' despotic method of cowing the people is counter-productive for the vastly more ambitious First-World despots. The psychology is wrong, and 'weakens' the mob in ways the elites do not desire.

    When those that wish to 'defend' IP at any cost (including significant loss of earning power of said IP) clash with those that really rule us, the result will be that Team IP is told to back down to a more sane and sustainable position, as happened with the VCR.

  39. Pro Tip by corvax · · Score: 1

    Just do as fox news does and pre-face everything you say with "some people say"

    1. Re:Pro Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike other networks who flat out make stuff up, edit material in such a way as to obscure the truth, or leave out key components of a story that don't fit their narrative. MSNBC and CBS I'm looking at both of you.

    2. Re:Pro Tip by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Just do as fox news does and pre-face everything you say with "some people say"

      I'll take that idea and massage it into a "fair and balanced" opinion...... Umm... Wait. Working on it. Can't think of one.

    3. Re:Pro Tip by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      This is why I only get my news from infallible, unbiased Slashdot commentators!

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  40. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by PRMan · · Score: 1

    Disbarment? Oh, wait, they practice law in states where they don't have a license and get away with it... Carry on.

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  41. Be careful what you say by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

    Be careful what you say here or they might sue us too.

  42. Going to make accounts and talk shit! by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I wanna be sued also!!!!!!

    Dang, no one ever sues me...

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    1. Re:Going to make accounts and talk shit! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I wanna be sued also!!!!!!

      Dang, no one ever sues me...

      Mix up Prego and Splenda... give it the obvious name. Wait for it... wait for it....

  43. Terrorism of a different class. by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This idiotic firm is quite simply a group of terrorists using the law to scare people.

    What needs to happen is these assholes need to get not only an anti-SLAPP suit filed against them, and get them declared vexatious litigants, but also have terrorism charges brought upon them as well. There is a clear threat for political motivation. It is terrorism, pure and simple.

    These total morons need to be exterminated by the very system they seek to abuse.

    Hey, Prenda, don't like my comments? Yea, I'm on Die Troll Die, bring it. I'll give you the same treatment I gave Electronic Arts in the courtroom. Trust me, that wasn't pretty for them, and it won't be for you.

    My info is quite public, if you want the most recent, go ahead, look it up RIF1200346 Riverside California court system. You can get my updated information there.

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  44. Names and addresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to post names and addresses of all Prenda's people.

  45. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by anagama · · Score: 1

    I don't any details about this case and I'm not more than vaguely familiar with Prenda's practices, so grain of salt.

    If the person who owns Prenda is suing personally in these states, he is a pro se litigant and as such, is entitled to represent himself. He can't represent other parties in those jurisdictions, but he has an absolute right to be his own counsel in a case in which he is a party. So, if he is suing personally, the fact that he is also an attorney doesn't enter the equation except for the old addage, "an attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client."

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  46. Future Applications by HtR · · Score: 1

    Think how exciting it will be when they start applying this technology to passenger planes!

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    1. Re:Future Applications by HtR · · Score: 1

      Think how exciting it will be when they start applying this technology to passenger planes!

      Sorry - next time I'll check which story I'm posting under first!

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    2. Re:Future Applications by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you would have gotten +5 Insightful if you didn't post your correction.

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  47. So . . . by hduff · · Score: 1

    So "prenda" is Latin for asshat?

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  48. Really? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > ...and prohibit them from ever criticizing Prenda again...

    Challenge accepted!

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  49. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    What if all he does is sent threatening letters in which he claims he has standing to sue on behalf of the copyright holder?

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  50. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by eth1 · · Score: 1

    If that were to happen Prenda Law (http://wefightpiracy.com/) would fold, declare bankruptcy with no assets available to their creditors and simply start a new corporation.

    I'm truly sorry you thought there was a possible outcome of justice.

    So, the judge says "post a bond to cover the defendants' legal fees and massive fine I'm most likely about to slap you with, or this goes nowhere."

  51. Re:Why haven't Prenda's lawyers been disbarred yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you answered your own question there...

    "... this it occurs to me [the GP] may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering [your] response moot."

  52. Re:Why haven't Prenda's lawyers been disbarred yet by yurtinus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but Thompson was in Florida... Texas can't be any more than 75% as retarded as Florida, so figure 15 years to disbarment?

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  53. Prenda can chew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the bark off my big fat purple-headed fuckstick.

  54. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then when their new companies building mysteriously burnt down, followed by an equally mysterious and random fire at their homes and families homes, perhaps they will reconsider.

    I wonder if insurance would pay out to a company that no longer exists?

  55. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truly, some people rightly deserve being killed. That's the only workable answer.

  56. How about this strategy by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't someone just threaten this asshole company's asshole employee's families or attack their car or house until they give up or all their employees quit? They deserve it. They're turning the legal system into a circus and it's failing completely to do its job. So, I say vigilante time.

  57. Re:Sorry, Prenda? Why? by redlemming · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the US legal system has been badly broken for a long time (some have argued that the system has been broken since the country was founded).

    The problems with the patent and copyright systems aren't even the worst aspects of the problem, despite the massive popularity of discussions on those topics here on Slashdot. There are problems with many different aspects of the legal system, and some of these problems have far more negative impact on society (and on us nerds) than the broken patent and copyright laws.

    Tort law is one of the particularly bad problem areas. It is not an accident that the USA is known as the "Land of the Lawsuit", or that there is a popular conception of lawyers as unethical jerks looking to abuse the system for their own gain (and at the expense of society). Rather, these things reflect a intuition that the public has that there is something fundamentally wrong in the legal system. Folks are starting to perceive that something is rotten in the state of law, so to speak, without really understanding the details.

    For people who are in the right to effectively lose lawsuits because they can not afford to win them, or to effectively lose even when they "win", makes people scared of the legal system. Excessively complex laws, or contradictory laws, do the same. Scared people naturally look for somebody to protect them, and with respect to the legal system, the only ones that can provide protection are the legal professionals.

    Thus, legal professionals, as a class in society, are in position of ethical conflict of interest with respect to many aspects of how lawsuits (and other legal matters) are handled. By choosing to handle these matters in a sloppy or incompetent manner, by making the legal system run in a glacially slow manner, by ignoring ethical conflicts of interest or fundamental rights, and by creating the perception that the legal system is complex, confusing, and scary, the legal profession creates long term business for itself.

    This is not to say that all legal professionals are doing this. There are some good people in the profession. However, serious reform is needed, and it doesn't seem like there are enough good people in the profession for this to happen from within, which means it needs to be driven from outside the profession.