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Tesla Motors Loses Appeal Against BBC's Top Gear

TrueSatan writes "In a highly detailed decision, the UK Court of Appeal has rejected Tesla's appeal against an eartlier ruling by a lower court that, too, rejected Tesla's case. Reading through the decision it is clear that the judge saw Tesla's case as lacking sufficient detail and specific instances of proof to support each claim. The judge stated that that Tesla's chances of a successful appeal, should the case have gone to trial, were insufficiently high to justify holding a trial. He stated that Tesla's case had no real chance of success and in many notes picked appart Tesla's legal team's arguments. That said, he did not say that Top Gear were right or justified in portraying Tesla's vehicle in the way they did — merely that there wasn't a legal case for an appeal. One of the key flaws in Tesla's case, according to the judicial decision, was Tesla's inability to show that actual pecuniary harm, with detailed financial figures, had occurred."

385 comments

  1. Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    All companies get a hammering on top gear at some point, even the most prestigious on the planet. If the pricks at Tesla thought their overweight lotus mod would be a free advert, they deserve to be fired.

    Tesla don't make the news for their product, they make it from the constant whining. It's no wonder no one buys their cars.

    1. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's no wonder no one buys their cars.

      Son, you did not just go there. I'm so going to sue you. I'm logging this exchange.

      E. Musk

    2. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Use "girls" as a pejorative? Really?

    3. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, this counts as free advertising, however, I totally agree, companies like Tesla should stop trying to legislate their profits, which just makes them look like dicks, and put in the work to make the product better.

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    4. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by liamevo · · Score: 1

      What's your problem with jeans?

    5. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're trying to legislate a fair shake, like any other company would. Do you really think Apple would just roll over if a reviewer claimed the latest iPhone performed X, Y, and Z negative actions during an official, solicited review of the product, when there are logs and other data which prove the claims to be wholly untrue? Would you, if it were your product, allow somebody to outright lie about their experience, knowing full-well that the result will be undeserved skepticism of your own claims about said product?

      People will be quoting the TopGear and NYT articles for years because they earnestly believe those sources to be largely unbiased and professional. That belief deserves to be challenged, especially under such egregious circumstances.

    6. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by daremonai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you seen Jeremy Clarkson in them?

    7. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Use "girls" as a pejorative? Really?

      Really. Get over it.

      She can't. Women do not just "Get over" things.

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    8. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It strikes just the right level of maturity.

    9. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've never had a female manager, have you?

    10. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm so going to sue you.

      3rd time lucky?

    11. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's a fun exercise: What, exactly, did they lie about?

      They calculated the expected range on a track, and said that (and even explained that it was track range, not some other circumstance). And then showed what would happen had they run it out of range to segue into recharge time, which does, in fact, make the thing utterly unsuitable for track use. And a lot of people who watch Top Gear like the idea of buying cars we can take out to a Track Day and have a few hours of fun. That this is entirely unsuitable for such a use is useful information. I'd hate to drop $90k on a car entirely unsuitable for what I wanted to do with it, wouldn't you? If, however, I was buying the car for a daily driver, which is the VAST MAJORITY OF THE MARKET, nothing they said affects that whatsoever. Even flogging it hard, I'd have more than enough range to get to and from work.

      So, basically, Tesla (or, more accurately, Elon Musk himself) can't stand any criticism whatsoever of his perfect little creations, which are decidedly not perfect. They have issues, they have disadvantages. It's the same with the New York Times article: The driver made a few mistakes, the car had a fault (I would love for you to explain how the car losing half its charge overnight is anything BUT a fault), and Elon Musk went on a rampage that it was fraudulent. As though real owners wouldn't dare just wait for the charge to be sufficient to reach the next station, instead of waiting an extra half hour (every three hours!) to get back to full...

    12. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by rednip · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is how anyone could mistake 'Top Gear' for being a car show. I've seen it a few times on BBC America and much like Stephen Colbert mocking right wing punditry, it seem more like three comedians mocking a show about automobiles.

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    13. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by steelfood · · Score: 5, Funny

      The funny mod of parent is sadly indicative of how little experience mods here have with women.

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    14. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by PhotoJim · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anyone who has watched more than half an episode of Top Gear knows exactly what Top Gear is. It's something, and it's interesting, and it's highly entertaining, but you certainly wouldn't use it as a major contribution to your vehicle purchase decision unless you're into supercars (in which case you probably could).

      The review of the Ford Fiesta was a perfect case in point. The car was tested in a shopping mall on marble floors, and in an amphibious landing with the Royal Navy.

    15. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The insightful mod of parent is...WOOOOOSH!

    16. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Looker_Device · · Score: 2

      Speak for yourself. I, for one, would like to know how my car will perform in an amphibious landing before I buy.

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    17. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      And they tested cornering of sports cars by having them be shot at.
      The car with the fewest hits obviously was the best. Obviously.


      Currently they are putzing around in Africa, trying to find the True Source Of The Nile(which can't be Lake Vicoria since it has already been discovered). Since they have no clue where to look they decided to move away from Gibraltar(since that is where the Nile ends up in the ocean, the Mediterranean just being another lake), find some bit of water and declare it the source of the Nile.
      What they truly do is dick around, get stuck and show how great the locals are.

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    18. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by bfandreas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you seen Jeremy Clarkson in a scuba diving suit? You will prefer the jeans, trust me.

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    19. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      She was a breeze next to the short man.

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    20. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be true and funny.

    21. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      I know i so wanted a fiesta after that (and I don't drive!) though they didn't show the door Gunner pack option to mount a GIMPY :-)

      Oh thats a M240 for out American cousins.

    22. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both places it seemed to do remarkably well.

    23. Re:Tesla need to stop being such girls by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

      I actually did buy a Fiesta after watching their Fiesta review. Of course, I was already looking for a small four door hatchback, and I really liked the green color, and I was already looking at the Fiesta, so I probably would have bought one anyway, but I'm sure their show influenced my decision to some extent.

  2. Lots of cheap publicity by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With some of the costs paid by the UK taxpayer and the BBC license fee payers, Tesla really got lots of mileage (see what I did there?) out of this one.

    I agree that the amount of pecuniary harm this did them is probably zero - they were already selling out their full production capacity of Roadster vehicles. Top Gear was not limiting their profits, their production capacity was.

    But now their product and brand has had a great deal more exposure.

    1. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With some of the costs paid by the UK taxpayer and the BBC license fee payers *snip*

      Top Gear is fully funded from its own revenue streams, such as live shows and sales to syndication - its a huge profit center to the BBC, and funds itself rather than needing funding from the BBC license fee.

    2. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by geekoid · · Score: 0

      So it started off making a profit and never use any resources from the BBC? [WONKA]

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    3. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by tippe · · Score: 1

      Not cheap publicity at all, actually. It would have been cheap if Tesla had just let things go, but instead they decided pay some expensive lawyers a bunch of money to go to court. I bet you those lawyers were more expensive than a gigantic advertising campaign would have been. They should have just had a shouting match with the BBC/Top Gear on various blogs over this issue, called Jeremy Clarkson an electricity hating, anti-diesel-ite, petrol-head cock, and just left it at that. That would have been cheap publicity.

    4. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those with a metric upbringing:

      With some of the costs paid by the UK taxpayer and the BBC license fee payers, Tesla really got lots of kilometrage (see what I did there?) out of this one.

    5. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, it was one of a long series of programmes that get made because of the licence fee. Some don't make a profit and get canned, some don't make a profit and stick around because the BBC are legally obliged to broadcast them (educational, religious, political and news programming for example), and some are syndicated around the world, or sold for remake under licence (Doctor Who, Top Gear, Red Dwarf's original series etc). The latter subsidises the former - remember, we're only paying about US$150 per household per year, and there is pretty much zero advertising to fund it or get in the way of us actually enjoying a whole episode of something. Pretty good deal really. I'm with Mitch Benn on this.

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    6. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      If you want to go down that road, do you really think current profits can't ever offset older expenditures?

    7. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      The hit could be on stock value since it questioned the reliability of the car and the stock has fallen inspite of the cars selling out. I knew Clarkson was trying to make the Tesla look bad when I saw the episode but I was outraged when I found out the breakdowns were scripted ahead of time. The episode was irresponsible at best and more likely malicious intending to harm Telsa because Clarkson has a hatred of electrical vehicles which he often mentions. I used to love the show and was a Clarkson fan but I did stop watching the show after the story came out so it did more damage to the reputation of Top Gear than it did Tesla to me personally.

    8. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understand that in the UK we don't use kilometres for road distances, or kph for speed, right?

    9. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by jandrese · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't take any car review on Top Gear seriously, it's a comedy show first and a car show second. Clarkson is also highly opinionated and doesn't mind showing it. James May probably would have given the Tesla a much more positive review, much like how he gushed over that prototype fuel cell Honda a few years ago.

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    10. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I still watch the show, because it's still funny.

      It's always been obvious they fake various things. It's never an accident when a caravan gets destroyed. The presenters don't really go out and buy the cars they use for the various cross country in a second hand car challenges. Etc.

      However, since the Tesla episode I now know that there is literally nothing that they won't fake. And nothing they won't lie about.

      Despite the fact that I do find it funny and still watch, I think it hurts the credibility of the BBC. And if there was a referendum on it, I'd vote to scrap the show.

    11. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, but just becasue they are profitable now doesn't mean we shouldn't overlook the fact that they wouldn't exist without taxes.
      We also shouldn't overlook that they use other BBC resource, which are also taxpayer funded.

      Personally I think it's disingenuous to excuse away massive faults becasue NOW they are a profit center.

      I am an American, and I wish, very much, we had a BBC like service here.
      The federal government used to pay station to have news shows in the US. That was the hey day of journalistic integrity. That stopped and look what it devolved into.

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    12. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      James May probably would have given the Tesla a much more positive review,

      And that's why Clarkson didn't let him review it. His bias against anything green is far stronger than his integrity.

      (And yes, I know in most shows it's the producers that decide, I have no doubt that all Top Gear decisions are subject to approval by Clarkson.)

    13. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      It's like arbitrage... but longer.

    14. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder if it was good publicity though.

      My memory of the test was Clarkson being amazed at the acceleration, the claim that it broke down (which could be bad luck) and the issue with long recharge times (which is a known issue). Based on that I doubt I'd have been less inclined to buy one if I had the money to spare.

      Now the focus is on the poor range and the fault, and I have to wonder if that would put me off buying one. Hard to be objective over someone else's hypothetical opinion but I could imagine this being more likely to put someone off than it would to make someone who hadn't heard of the car to be aware of it.

    15. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason Clarkson is loved in the UK. I guess the idiots (white bread eating, Sun reading, reality tv watching scum) see him as the guy in the street.

      Thank god hes not trying to get elected.

    16. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by jandrese · · Score: 1

      He's a funny guy with excellent comedic timing. Doesn't mean he's going to run for Parlament or anything. Sort of a Dave Berry of British car enthusiasts.

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    17. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      They are not against electric motors per se. On the contrary, they actually quite like them. They produce full power at all revs(in contrast to combustion engines where you need to hit the 'sweet spot'). They do hate the Prius because it is a stupid car.

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    18. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      What amazes me is that manufacturers/dealers keep giving them cars to review. Nissan gave them Leaf EVs to "test" and predictably they did a hatchet job on them. The even lied outright about the battery pack only lasting 7 years when at the time of broadcast Nissan were offering an 8 year warranty on it.

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    19. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      That is not very accurate from my experience. Opinions on Clarkson are broadly polarised in the UK.

      Generally, most seem to view him as something of an opinionated oaf, with the difference being on whether this is found to be charming and entertaining or just stupid and loud-mouthed.

    20. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am an American, and I wish, very much, we had a BBC like service here.

      Like PBS?

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    21. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      and when watching a cooking show are you similarly outraged and confused when they pull a cooked pie out of the oven immediately after putting one in to the oven to cook?

      that's fucking television.
      the only breakdown that was scripted was the car running out of charge, which was scripted simply because they didn't want to actually have to push the goddamned thing off the track. the part that was important wasn't that it ran out after a short distance -- ALL fucking supercars get dick-all range! The Tesla's 55-mile range is NORMAL for a supercar -- the part that was important was HOW LONG it would take to recharge.

      that's it. that one bit. "oh shit, 5 hours off the track? downside to electric!"
      Not "oh shit, it ran out of charge!" -- that part? COMPLETELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT! Anyone with half a mind understands this!

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    22. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

      No, but just becasue they are profitable now doesn't mean we shouldn't overlook the fact that they wouldn't exist without taxes.

      You say that like it's a bad thing. Okay, so Top Gear had some indirect taxpayer seed money to get off the ground. And now they're doing so well they pump a ton of money back into the organization that fed them the seed money, subsidizing other programming, even. Sounds like an extremely successful case of government investment spending, there.

      We also shouldn't overlook that they use other BBC resource, which are also taxpayer funded.

      I can't think of any major American product or service offered today that did not, ever, rely on taxpayer dollars in some way, even indirectly.

      Amazon? Internet -> government initiative
      major sports teams? Played in taxpayer-subsidized venues
      AT&T? Phone network laid thanks in part to government-granted monopoly and taxpayer dollars.
      Netflix? First the postal service, and now the internet
      Big oil? risky ventures backed by taxpayer dollars to get off the ground a century ago, and they're getting billions in subsidies today.
      law firms? very dependent on a government's laws, enforcement, courthouses, judges, etc.

      Not to mention all the major defense contractors that would go bankrupt if they stopped receiving billions of tax dollars every year.

      And every one of these rely at some point on infrastructure that was seeded and/or maintained using taxpayer money, e.g. public roads, major airports, electricity network...

      Personally I think it's disingenuous to excuse away massive faults becasue NOW they are a profit center.

      I'm assuming the massive faults you're talking about are those of Top Gear, not BBC. You'll have to elaborate, because I don't see why you brought this up at all, who was excusing away what?

    23. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 2

      Having the Stig do a lap in their car is better advertising then doing a Superbowl commercial.

    24. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PBS is terrible. It picks up ancient cheap shows from overseas and does endless "give us your money" presentations while allowing frauds like Robery Kiyosaki peddle their wares. If you're trying to compare the two, you have never seen the real BBC in all its glory. And please don't confuse BBC America to the BBC, they're absolutely nothing alike other than name, and the BBC-A using a few BBC programs (but they're generally missing 20 minutes) to allow for the US ads.

    25. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Actually I have seen the BBC in all of its glory. I also seen ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation - not the US network) and like both. PBS has just as good programming. It sounds like you have an issue with the PBS stations operated in your state.

      My station has a nice mix of locally, nationally, and internationally produced shows. PBS produced shows include NOVA, NOVA scienceNow, Ken Burns American Stories, MotorWeek, Masterpiece (which co-produces Dowtown Abbey with Carnival Films), and the list goes on...

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    26. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this..

      My only gripe is that the programs are all made to be only 40 minutes long so that when they get sold abroad they can insert ads and still fit in an hour slot...

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    27. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by tapi0 · · Score: 1

      Well, apart from the fact that non of the BBC is taxpayer funded.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom

    28. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by coolmadsi · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this..

      My only gripe is that the programs are all made to be only 40 minutes long so that when they get sold abroad they can insert ads and still fit in an hour slot...

      Top Gear is actually an hour long (sometimes a couple of minutes over an hour - I watch it on iPlayer so see the length).

      It is a shame that shows like Doctor Who aren't longer (although that used to be something like 25 minutes long, so I can't complain too much)

    29. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      A lot of "hour long programs" turn out to be half an hour long when you watch them without ad breaks on the BBC however, so 40 mins on the BBC. You know what really confuses Americans in the UK? Watching the Superbowl without an ad break in it.

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    30. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, they did clearly say "*If* the car broke down, this is what *might* happen" - or words to that effect, if my memory serves correctly. Nothing to get one's pants into a twist over...

    31. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point? Just because something is warrantied for 8 years doesn't mean it lasts that. Also, is that a prorated warranty? (the gold standard on a battery.)

    32. Re:Lots of cheap publicity by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      The person you replied to should have added, "and with the BBC's budget". BBC receives billions whereas PBS receives something like 30 million.

  3. Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to understand why pecuniary harm is relevant.

    1. Re:Irrelevant by Antipater · · Score: 1

      I don't know about UK law, but in the US it's only libel if actual harm can be proven.

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    2. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A natural person can sue over other kinds of damage (personal injury, emotional harm), but Tesla Motors is a corporation.
      Money is all that it has.

    3. Re:Irrelevant by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true. It depends. Search on this page for "punitive damages".

    4. Re:Irrelevant by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Informative

      RIAA has never to my knowledge filed a libel suit. Their suits are about copyright infringement, which is neither the same thing nor relevant to the conversation.

    5. Re:Irrelevant by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      And according to the US Supreme court since at least Trustees of Dartmouth College v. Woodward – 17 U.S. 518 (1819), they recognized corporations as having the same rights as natural persons to contract and to enforce contracts. In Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad - 118 U.S. 394 (1886), the reporter noted in the headnote to the opinion that the Chief Justice began oral argument by stating, "The court does not wish to hear argument on the question whether the provision in the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution, which forbids a State to deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws, applies to these corporations. We are all of the opinion that it does." So no money isn't all it has. Ability to make or break contracts with all that comes with that as well as owning property, so they could have very well suffered by being maligned by Top gear. What confuses me is did Elon know Clarkson hated electric cars?

    6. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      libel != liable

    7. Re:Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1Ls are so fucking annoying.

  4. How do you prove harm to reputation? by Viol8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because that's all it is really. And to a certain extent I sympathise with Tesla somewhat - Top gear did represent the car as a bit of a dud whereas in fact they weren't 100% truthful with what happened. But then I suppose if you let your car be tested on what is effectively a car based comedy show you shouldn't expect unbiased reviews.

    1. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by PortHaven · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think what Tesla did constitutes fraud and libel. Why can't companies be held to libel as easily as individuals?

    2. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Tesla have thrown their toys out of the pram here, and it didn't go in their favour - Top Gear routinely say outrageous things about cars, but I've never seen a Vauxhall Astra blow up (despite Clarkson claiming that as a common fault with them) etc etc etc.

      Its an entertainment show, nothing more.

    3. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Top Gear is always far more harsh to American cars then any other countries cars, and they always misrepresent electric cars.

      I enjoy the show, but I am sure to have a grain of salt...the size of me head.

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    4. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Top Gear is an entertainment show, not a documentary. I wouldn't believe the results of any of the "testing" they do on there if I were looking to buy a car.

      The kind of people who buy the cars featured on Top Gear couldn't care less about whether it was panned on Top Gear or not.

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    5. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got one because of it and was seriously disappointed when it didn't.

    6. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The dishonesty didn't affect the fundamental points though. They did have a brake failure. The cause of the brake failure may have been a blown fuse, but presumably the circuit is there for a reason.

      And they said they'd get about 55 miles of track time from a full charge. This seems to be true. Are Tesla claiming that the remaining charge would have given the car 145 more miles on the track?

    7. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did Tesla do that constitutes fraud and libel?

    8. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I think you'd throw your toys out of the pram too if your billion dollar investment was unfairly dragged through the mud and harmed for the sake of a review with "colour". See also the NYT review. I suppose the only silver lining for Tesla was they learned not to trust journos to tell the truth and enabled logging.

    9. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by jitterman · · Score: 1

      In the US, maybe they will be in the future, since "companies are people, too!"

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    10. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Tesla admitted the 55 miles of track time was correct. They tried to argue libel by claiming that viewers would falsely believe it was incapable of more than 55 miles on the road too, but failed to convince any of the judges.

    11. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you overestimate the intelligence of many Top Gear viewers.

      I assure you most do not think it is merely an entertainment show, in fact, I don't even know that Jeremy Clarkson himself does as he isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the box and has always been rather liberal with the truth in every public platform he's been able to express himself in (papers, HIGNFY and so on).

      I assure you many of The Sun reading muppets who watch the show will have gone out the next morning and gobbed off to their friends about how the car ran out of electricity and sure, these may not be the sort of people who'd ever be able to buy such a car but it does genuinely risk not just brand damage, but damage to people's views of viability of electric cars - especially as this sort of thing has a Chinese whispers way of spreading to people who didn't see the show to judge for themselves.

      Yes, to anyone like you and I it's easy to take Top Gear with a pinch of salt but that doesn't excuse it - if they're going to make false claims they need to be a bit more explicit about the fact the whole show is a joke and that there's no factual merit in what they say. Fundamentally the problem is that the show is produced in the style of a documentary which creates a kind of grey area for itself. That's great for people like Clarkson, because it means he can use it to spout his usual lies and far right rhetoric and when they come back to bite him just claim plausible deniability with "Oh it was all just a joke!" (even though anyone who has followed his political leaning over the years knows full well he really is a far right bigot and genuinely believes what he says) but it's not so funny when a good proportion of the viewer base will see it as factual which is precisely what Clarkson wants. He wants to spread lies as facts and retain the plausible deniability of being able to claim it was just comedy as protection against any come back over those lies. That's not really acceptable, and I sympathise with Tesla on this one.

      Make no mistake, this was Clarkson pursuing his anti-green agenda and nothing else, excusing it as comedy is precisely what he and his good friends such as the Murdochs want. He's one of those cowardly people who wants to use any opportunity he can to spread his agenda but doesn't have the courage of his convictions to face up to challenges to them.

    12. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      My impression was that they were thrashing the heck out of the car (it's a track after all) and that's what blew the fuse. Repeated full stops from maximum speed in rapid succession probably overheated the circuit and caused the fuse to pop.

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    13. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      That's not true, they're not entirely generous to Chinese or Romanian ones either.

      http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Tell_the_Difference_between_an_American_and_a_European_car

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    14. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they always misrepresent electric cars.

      Not true. They don't like BATTERY POWERED electric cars, because of the rather severe limitations a battery brings compared to other sources of energy storage.

      However, cars like the Clarity FCX, which is an electric car, they gave a glowing review to.

    15. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness: American cars have been generally shitty for a couple of decades now.

    16. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They did have a brake failure. The cause of the brake failure may have been a blown fuse, but presumably the circuit is there for a reason.

      It wasn't clear the fuse had anything to do with the brakes. Clarkson claimed brake failure. Reality is it had been on charge, and then had a fault. And the fault was a blown fuse. That doesn't mean the fuse was connected to the brake system.

      It MIGHT have been related to the brake system, but I saw nothing in the reports confirming that it was.

      And they said they'd get about 55 miles of track time from a full charge. This seems to be true. Are Tesla claiming that the remaining charge would have given the car 145 more miles on the track?

      The Tesla has a display that counts down the number of miles you have left, given the way you;re driving it. It has warnings as that countdown is getting low. It gives you a few miles even after the counter reads zero. The performance gets deliberately and noticeably altered as it gets low.

      On any track day, the driver would have pulled in to the pits and recharged long before the battery ran out. The implication of the show showing the car broken down by the side of the track, and people pushing it into the garage, was that the Tesla Roadster ran out of power suddenly and unexpectedly, leaving the driver stranded. That was not true. It was a deliberate deception.

    17. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by BigZee · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that this is fair. It's true that Jeremy and James do not like American cars. However, Richard is mad keen on them! From this perspective they are probably quite well supported. Interestingly though, they at least tried to work out why they don't like them in a recent show. The reality is that American muscle cars are a bit on the cheap side. The cars they're most likely to be compared to are Jags, Astons, Porsches and high end Beemers. All are better put together with better quality components.

    18. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      One of their favourite cars was sort of American... the Vauxhall equivalent to the Pontiac G8 (born in Australia by GM as the Holden Commodore). So it's sort of an American-Australian car of sorts.

      They also quite liked the Ford Mustang recently. The certainly were clear that it didn't handle like the similarly-engined European cars, but they were clear that it was massively less expensive and an interesting compromise... which it is.

    19. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatever you do, don't mention the WAR.

      jr

    20. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      No reasonable person would infer that a 55-mile track life on the Top Gear track would equate to a 55-mile life on the real roads, even if driven aggressively. The British court ruling states this in quite plain English, and I agree with the opinion.

    21. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      However, cars like the Clarity FCX, which is an electric car, they gave a glowing review to.

      Because I watched the segment in question, I know that it's a fuel cell car and the developer said it was at least ten years off. Practical automotive fuel cells are always at least ten years off. As well, Hydrogen is still a shit power storage mechanism. Even batteries are preferable. Fuel cells have all the same problems as batteries except for slow charging, and hydrogen is shitty for a dozen different reasons, starting primarily with where we get it — cracking natural gas in a process which is itself energy-intensive. If there were some natural reserves of hydrogen lying around waiting to be tapped, it would make sense to use it, but it's always energy-intensive to produce it and we don't have free energy to use for that process, either.

      They gave the Clarity FCX a glowing review because it doesn't exist and because praising fuel cells as the alternative to batteries is just a way of slamming batteries, which by extension is a way to slam EVs.

      I enjoy the show, but they are truly a bunch of prats when it comes to sucking their sponsors off. I don't, of course, expect them to tell me the truth. They are right about two of their central points, though. One, cars that don't have spirit shouldn't exist. If you can't make a car with spirit, you should fuck off and let someone else make cars. I don't care if it's a minivan, ever been in a Previa S/C used as a taxi? Nutty. Two, the vast majority of American cars can't go around corners. The ones that can mostly manage it through BFI. If you give people enough torque, they can use it to steer with the rear axle. The cars that even purport to be eurostyle are half-assed. Chrysler 300 owners have to go through life with an E-class front end. The cars Mercedes was making in the 1980s have a more advanced front suspension than that.

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    22. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by DRMShill · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong on this but I doubt their main goal in this was "winning". Elon Musk is a smart guy. I'm sure he's fully aware of the Streisand Effect. Top Gear showing an episode painting Tesla in a less than flattering light can't be suppressed. But what they can change is that every time someone googles "Top Gear Tesla" a ton of articles also show up detailing exactly why Top Gear was full of shit on this one.

    23. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I think you'd throw your toys out of the pram too if your billion dollar investment was unfairly dragged through the mud and harmed for the sake of a review with "colour".

      I'll tell you one thing - if I was going to have my product showcased on a television program, I'd for damn sure watch an episode or two beforehand, so I knew what kind of program it was.

      Seriously, has nobody at Tesla Motors ever watched an episode of Top Gear? Or did they think, 'oh, they make fun of every single other car they review, but they totally won't do that with ours!' Please.

      Between the Cool Wall, constant jokes about Hammond's teeth, and the comical nature of the 'challenges,' it's plainly obvious that anyone who takes Top Gear seriously should not be taken seriously themselves.

      I suppose the only silver lining for Tesla was they learned not to trust journos to tell the truth and enabled logging.

      That's something I don't get about these fanatical Tesla Motors apologists: where is the evidence that Elon Musk is being any less dishonest than the journalists (or, in the case of Top Gear, "journalists") he's accusing? We haven't seen the actual logs, you know, but rather pictures that Musk claims are the logs.

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    24. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      The dishonesty didn't affect the fundamental points though. They did have a brake failure. The cause of the brake failure may have been a blown fuse, but presumably the circuit is there for a reason.

      And they said they'd get about 55 miles of track time from a full charge. This seems to be true. Are Tesla claiming that the remaining charge would have given the car 145 more miles on the track?

      No, but Top Gear claimed that they did. The full quote from the show is the issue.
      "Although Tesla say it will do 200 miles, we worked out that on our track it would run out after just 55 miles and if it does run out, it is not a quick job to charge it up again."

      Both of those are true statements, but Top Gear omitted the part where the 200 mile figure was for normal non-track use.

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    25. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by vux984 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I assure you many of The Sun reading muppets who watch the show will have gone out the next morning and gobbed off to their friends about how the car ran out of electricity and sure

      The point isn't really whether it did or did not run out of electricity in the particular scene where they pushed it back to the garage. That was staged for dramatic effect, but its not the point.

      The point is that the car does not have enough of a charge to last a day at the track. A lot of people who buy the Lotus Elise and Exige buy it, in part, for track days. The fact that the Tesla incarnation of that car will make it less than half a day before needing a lengthy battery re-charge is a valid criticism of the car.

      And the best case assumes you show up at the track fully charged, as opposed to driving it to the track and using up a good chunk of its battery just showing up. And we haven't even talked about getting home again afterwards.

      In a regular car, you fill up just before you pull into the track; and if you need to fill up during the day, its a 5 minute task, and if you are low at the end of the day you fill up before heading home.

      To get a good track day out of a Tesla you'd have to bring it in and take it home on a trailer, and you'd still have a tough time getting a full day out of it, even if you could manage to plug it in while you weren't actually on the track.

      Make no mistake, this was Clarkson pursuing his anti-green agenda and nothing else...

      Listen to yourself sometime, you sound like a conspiracy theorist crackpot. He doesn't have an 'anti-green' agenda. Sure he likes big noisy powerful v12 engines, but that's not an anti-green "agenda".

      I like Porsches, I find them far far more reliable, drivable, and practical than Ferraris. If I were reviewing a Ferrari I'd probably mention the relative maintenance and day to day practicality... but that's not an anti-ferrari "agenda". I'm not in league with my good friends the Germans to perpetrate some sort of anti-Italian conviction. Nor am I a 'cowardly person' seeking to use any opportunity to spread misinformation about Ferrari. That's just ridiculous nonsense.

      And at worst anyone interested in actually buying a Ferrari who hears me talk about maintenance will do their own research into what the maintenance will be like. Odds are if you are looking at a Ferrari, the maintenance isn't likely a huge concern and it wasn't going to be your daily driver anyway.

      Now watch the Tesla episode again. They liked the car. The only real complaint was that the battery technology is still a significant drawback. The range is only modest (but no worse than a typical sports car), but the recharge time is measured in hours not minutes.

      More recently they reviewed a Nissan Leaf; and they were really upbeat about that car too, except for the recharge issue. In that episode they ended up pushing them around too. Was the battery really empty for the scene? I don't know. Does it really matter? No. The point they were making is again, that you have to pay a lot more attention when planning a trip to ensure that you don't run out of juice, and that recharging the battery takes a long time.

      The ONLY thing I didn't like about the Nissan Leaf segment is that while they remarked that it would take 12+ hrs to fully recharge it, they didn't talk about the time to reach a 50%/ / 75% / 90% charge. These numbers are typically much lower, and while still too long to be at all convenient, at least don't require a hotel.

    26. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I personally wasn't turned off at all from the Top Gear review.. I'd expect given all-out use, that most cars get less than half of their typical mileage on the track.

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    27. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      They also pointed out that the Mustang(they had a Shelby on the show just recently) isn't as quick as people expect them to be. But they love what you get at that price point.
      They loved the Holden Monaro, too.

      The last old US cars they had were two stupidly huge, unmanouverable, ugly gas guzzlers from the 90ies(they looked like some abomination from the 70ies). In many ways the mainstream US car industry has been down the drain for quite some time. Apart from the odd SRT10 and 'stang there are few cars one would consider buying when you compare what you can get at the same price.

      But it is very hard to define what is a US car anyway. GM, Ford et al are very global and buy parts all over the world. Slap on a Holden, Vauxhall and Opel badge it's still a GM. Although they simply don't sell all models worldwide. So perhaps the variants they don't sell in Europe are US cars? Your definition is as good as mine.

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    28. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Tyres don't last for 55 miles on the TG test track.

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    29. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      I am sure that if he could have rigged it and got away with it, he would have. I do agree this does more damage to Top Gear than Tesla. It shows that Top gear isn't honest which means they serve no value other than pure entertainment.

    30. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Practical automotive fuel cells are always at least ten years off.

      Practical battery powered cars are always at least 100 Years off.

    31. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      So, in your impression it's a design defect?

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    32. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nobody would take a Tesla to a track day. It's only good for one use before you have to give it up for the day and wait for the charger.

      That was Top Gears whole point.

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    33. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Practical battery powered cars are always at least 100 Years off.

      I can see why you were too frightened to log in. Practical battery-powered cars are here now, you can buy them and they adequately serve the needs of many, which is what makes them provably practical. Indeed, most of the first cars were electric, and some of those were useful. But practical fuel cell cars have never been here, and at this rate appear to be getting no closer.

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    34. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I enjoy the show, but they are truly a bunch of prats when it comes to sucking their sponsors off.

      They have sponsors?

      You must be watching the American show. I watch the unsullied British show on BBC2.

    35. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      >muppets who watch the show will have gone out the next morning and gobbed off to their friends about how the car ran out of electricity and sure

      You have absolutely no idea what the purpose of that scene was. None whatsoever. Further if you've any knowledge of supercars or have even just watched Top Gear before, you'd know that the fact that it ran out of power after a short distance is not unusual in the least. Supercars get single-digit mileage when on track.

      The whole exercise was to simply point out that refueling the Tesla is an onerous proposition, that you can't just walk back with a jerrycan, that you can't just dump some dinojuice down the hatch and get back out on the track.

      Everyone focuses on it running out of power, missing the point entirely.

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    36. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      The Hamster has several Muscle cars (and likes NASCAR) and Clarkson said that he wanted to have the Mustangs Baby when the tested the latest Shelby one - hopefully Ford will come to there senses and import proper Stangs

    37. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelt out in the linked court papers. The roadster uses an electrically operated "power assist" for the brakes, that was where the fuse blew. Tesla's argument was that the program made it sound as if the brakes had completely failed rather than breaking performance being reduced. However in terms of what Top Gear does with cars the report is accurate since they couldn't race it with the breaks in that condition.

    38. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Top Gear doesn't slag every car and I'm sure all the manufacturers would hope if they give a vehicle a fair hearing.

      As for being an apologist, no I'm not and I could easily provide comments where I've slagged off plenty of things about the model S assuming you'd care. But it doesn't mean I can't see a phony review when I see one. As for the logs, the simple way to demonstrate they exist is to note the NYT not screeching and shouting about their non existence. I'm sure they've seen them and been involved in meetings where the data has been discussed. It's hardly surprising that there should be logging either - even my android apps contain logging. I expect the model S reports piles of things.

    39. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Top Gear doesn't slag every car...

      Close enough; can you think of any cars they haven't had at least something negative to say about? Or do you not watch the show regularly (which would explain your not understanding the fact that Top Gear is an entertainment show, not a news program)?

      Seriously, Jeremy will bitch about the stitching on the seats of a brand new Maserati Quattroporte if he can't find anything else to complain about, not to mention the fact he openly admits that he thinks environmentalism is a scam. Anyone dumb enough to take that guy seriously deserves to get taken.

      I'm sure all the manufacturers would hope if they give a vehicle a fair hearing.

      Then why hasn't Vauxhall sued the show for the cracks about Astras blowing up? Why doesn't Ford sue when James makes fun of the Mondeo? Why hasn't Chevrolet sued over... well, just about every comment they've ever made about a Chevy?

      The answer is, of course, that real auto manufacturers (i.e., those not owned by some snot-nosed, narcissistic internet 'entrepreneur') realize and understand that TOP GEAR IS AN ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM, NOT A NEWS SHOW

      As for being an apologist, no I'm not

      Never said you were. Learn to read, not infer.

      OK, so I may have implied it...

      But it doesn't mean I can't see a phony review when I see one.

      Not saying you can't; what I am saying is, apparently you're having trouble distinguishing between fake news (which is legitimate to complain about) and real satire.

      FYI, Top Gear is the latter.

      As for the logs, the simple way to demonstrate they exist is to note the NYT not screeching and shouting about their non existence.

      Aah, yes, I call that the "Glenn Beck Method" - that which is not fervently denied, is fact.

      Of course, every human capable of cogent thought knows that type of circular logic is, in fact, utter bullshit.

      I'm sure they've seen them...

      Real scientific thought process you have there, Chief. /sarc

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    40. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Having watched this show a lot. . . I would NEVER expect JC to say ANYTHING nice about an electric car.

      Maybe Elon should have sprayed the car with gasoline first, before letting Clarkson drive it. Maybe the smell would have subconsciously triggered Clarkson's sex-drive, and he'd have found at least one nice thing to say.

      I mean - these guys rigged an ENDURANCE test of a little diesel golf against a twin-turbo jaguar. What did Musk EXPECT?

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    41. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by jafac · · Score: 1

      These guys beat the living shit out of performance cars. It's what they do.

      That said: I've seen PLENTY of mechanical failures on that show. They do not hide them. I think I've seen a Lambo blow a head gasket on the track, I recall the Porsche 959 (which was a museum piece at the time) blew its extremely expensive transmission. Happens all the time when you beat on these cars like that.

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    42. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Real scientific thought process you have there, Chief. /sarc No, it's basic common sense. NYT haven't been exactly silent about defending themselves. If they suspected the logs either did not exist or were falsified they would have said so loudly. As they didn't, the logs were there and the NYT knew it.

    43. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You must be watching the American show. I watch the unsullied British show on BBC2.

      Come on now, some episodes of that show are unvarnished commercials. Whether it's the show itself or someone else, there's some handjobs of various sorts going around. I don't mind, I don't care, it doesn't offend me, but it's still pretty obvious.

      And shit no I don't watch the American show. I would, but everyone hosting it is a lame. I don't mind format differences, I mind the lames.

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    44. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The fact that the Tesla incarnation of that car will make it less than half a day before needing a lengthy battery re-charge is a valid criticism of the car."

      And the fact that a blender can't be used at the beach is a valid criticism of a washer/dryer.

    45. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... what a bunch of cowboys Carter-Ruck are...

      Oops, BRB, some wodge of legal-looking papers just dropped through the letterbox.

    46. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Real scientific thought process you have there, Chief. /sarc

      No, it's basic common sense.

      I.e., bullshit.

      FYI, "Common sense" is seldom all that common, and rarely makes any sense. It's just a buzz-phrase trotted out by those to lazy or dumb to actually provide reputable sourcing.

      NYT haven't been exactly silent about defending themselves. If they suspected the logs either did not exist or were falsified they would have said so loudly.

      So, I take it you're convinced Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, since he never went on Glenn Beck's show and "loudly" defended himself?

      That's sad, yo. Tragic even.

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    47. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      And the fact that a blender can't be used at the beach is a valid criticism of a washer/dryer.

      Don't be an idiot.

      The Tesla roadster is essentially an electric Elise. It sells to the same people who would buy an Elise and they would use it for the same things a person buying an Elise would.

    48. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Now you're just being ridiculous and contrarian.

    49. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Listen to yourself sometime, you sound like a conspiracy theorist crackpot. He doesn't have an 'anti-green' agenda. Sure he likes big noisy powerful v12 engines, but that's not an anti-green "agenda"."

      Don't really disagree with the rest of your post to be honest, but this line was so far wrong and suggests you have absolutely no knowledge whatsoever of Clarkson.

      You only have to see the words from his own mouth on top gear, in his newspaper columns and so forth to see that he's quite clearly anti-green and, as the GP says, very racist and bigoted too.

      There's no point even trying to defend him on that one either, as even he doesn't excuse himself for it a lot of the time. He believes he's on some kind of moral crusade, which is why people have newspaper columns in the first place.

    50. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a good track car, then the Roadster probably isn't your best choice, the extra weight of the batteries makes the handling worse than the Elise and therefore not as good on a racetrack with lots of turns. People who want a car for track days probably wouldn't choose the Roadster for this reason alone regardless of whether the batteries could last all day or not.

    51. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      That's not true, they're not entirely generous to Chinese or Romanian ones either.

      There was at least one episode where Clarkson praised a no-frills Dacia, saying that it would make great sense to sell this car in the UK.

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    52. Re:How do you prove harm to reputation? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Whaddayamean, "Now??!!"

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  5. Exaggerations by RazorSharp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people at Tesla should have watched an episode of Top Gear before they let those guys drive their car. Clarkson trashes anything he disapproves of -- that means most American cars, Japanese cars, and anything 'eco-friendly.' It was obvious they were exaggerating when it came to the Tesla but they had a valid point. You can't drive that thing balls-to-the-wall around the track without running out of juice super quick, and it takes a long time to recharge. That makes it a no-go for track enthusiasts, precisely the crowd it could appeal to.

    For most people, going to the track is an expensive and time-consuming activity. They don't have time to wait for their electric car to recharge, they want to get the most out of their weekend at the track as possible. A muscle car or Italian super car may go through fuel like mad, but filling it up takes mere minutes. That's the point Top Gear was making, they were just being real mean about it. Anyone who thinks that Clarkson and the boys don't bullshit for the sake of entertainment just haven't seen the show. It's pretty obvious when they are exaggerating or staging something. In the end, the opinions they give are genuine, however full of bias they may be.

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    1. Re:Exaggerations by Psyborgue · · Score: 3, Informative

      They didn't have a valid point. The car did not run out of power. The show portrayed the car begin pushed, as i if it actually had. That may not have been an explicit lie (i mean, you can push a car that's full of gas, too), but it sure as shit is a misleading, asshole move. The car, fully charged, will get you over 300 miles, as I understand it, though less so at very high speeds. It can fast charge in an hour or so to 80%, which isn't so bad, even long distance. In a pinch you can charge it off a regular power outlet, though that takes a lot longer. The point being that unless you're trying very hard and ignoring the car's very clear warnings, it will not leave you stranded any more than a gas car will.

    2. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the TOP GEAR crew can be very unpleasant in their evaluations, but they do so from the view point of "gear heads" that are the ones that want bang for their bucks [pounds, euro]. Why Didn't Telsa give the vehicle to the US version of TOP GEAR? Because only a small group watch that lame show, will UK TOP GEAR is an international success.

    3. Re:Exaggerations by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, it will leave me stranded more than a gas car will - with an electric car, I have to plan my journey well ahead of getting into the car, while with a petrol or diesel powered car I can make sudden, unplanned 300 mile journeys without thinking about it.

      That might change in the future, but right now its the balls bare reality of electric car ownership.

    4. Re:Exaggerations by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also, does it really matter that it didn't actually run out of power? Should the Top Gear production crew have driven the car around the track for another 30 minutes just to get it to die, so they could get the shot legitimately when the point was the same?

    5. Re:Exaggerations by captainpanic · · Score: 2

      It is a TV show. They fake lots of stuff. They test cars, then report on that in a very subjective way. Anyone can see that.
      All Tesla are essentially claiming is that it is the wrong subjective way. It's a stupid and empty claim. You might as well sue Sesame street for portraying people as having spherical orange and yellow heads.

      The show is from the UK, which is in Europe, which means you do not get a disclaimer or a warning with every little detail. The show pretends to be objective, but is completely fake. And also, it is not a free advertisement for the cars they borrow (they will borrow cars from private owners of the cars, not necessarily from the manufacturers). Deal with it.

    6. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you run out of fuel, can you walk a mile or two to the nearest station and pick up a can electricity to dump in the tank?

    7. Re:Exaggerations by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They certainly did have a valid point. They weren't even trashing the car, I've seen that episode half a dozen times and they rave about the acceleration, the quality of the interior, the handling... But, at the very end, they go on to say But! We had all of these maintenance problems. The breaks failed, the charger failed, the battery ran out of juice after 60 miles... etc... I believe he even said "It's just not ready yet" and a truer statement could not have been made. In the future, electric cars will be great. They are not great now. They took the car on a racetrack, that's what they do... this car sucks on a racetrack. This car is priced in the range of Porsche, Mazaradi, etc... it was compared to them and found lacking.

    8. Re:Exaggerations by hedwards · · Score: 2

      It was a valid point, and anyways, it was hardly the only problem they had with the car, remember the brake failure? The one that isn't really a brake failure because apparently, having a wheel seize up isn't a brake failure if it's just the fuse. Or some bullshit like that.

      And, from what others have done, the battery gauge is just as inaccurate as in any other device, remember the other feud that Tesla is having with the NYT over its review of the car?

      The point is, that it was Tesla's figures that estimated how far the car would go without a charge, not Top Gear's and they have a finite amount of time in which to film an episode which requires them to schedule thing like this. The brake failure though was 100% real. Which is probably why they didn't run it around the track a few more times to fully run it out of power.

    9. Re:Exaggerations by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Who drives a thing balls to the wall around a track though? It's a totally artificial test of the manner in which the car would be typically used.

    10. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, most people do not run out of fuel within walking distance of a petrol station. And you should be able to recharge a Tesla with jumper cables, using the battery of another car.

      To turn your argument around: can you refuel your car at home?

    11. Re:Exaggerations by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That makes it a no-go for track enthusiasts, precisely the crowd it could appeal to.

      This is where you fell on your ass. This is not a car for track enthusiasts, who are willing to spend a lot more. Because you can't afford one, you think that all the people who can afford one are in some sort of mystical class that doesn't exist.

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    12. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 2

      But you could not have done that when petrol cars where new either.
      Also, super charging station are being put through the UK, and on the West cost of the US. That means a full chard in an hour. So it's getting their.

      All that is besides the point. The CLEARLY implied the car was out of juice when it wasn't.
      For the VAST majority of car drivers, not being able to take a 300+ mile road trip without stopping does not apply to them.

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    13. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 1

      They said they worked out that on their track the car would be out of juice after 55 miles (or whatever). That was the point. After that they'd have to put it away. They never drive cars of any type into their garage. They're always pushed in. This was simply demonstrating that without going through the unnecessary step of actually running it out.

      They didn't have a fast charger. So that wasn't an option. They did note that they could charge it but it would take something like 16 hours with their outlets.

    14. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes.

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    15. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except the point of contention wasn't subjective. The STRONG implied the car ran out of energy when it didn't. That is not subjective in the least.

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    16. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 2

      Why?

    17. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it up, they had two cars at the Top Gear track, both failed. Granted, they weren't out of power, but one gear/software problem and another braking issue rendered both cars inoperable until Tesla's small army of engineers nursed them back. You and I will not have that luxury in the real world.

    18. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Stig.

      And people who buy cars because they're fast.

    19. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might get 300 miles if you drive at 55 the entire way. If you're driving around a track, braking hard then accelerating at full power to speeds approaching 100, many times a lap, you're going to get a range that isn't even comparable. Perhaps, say, 55 miles. Just a number I'm pulling out of the air there. That's 30 laps around the Top Gear test track. Maybe an hour of driving.

      They could easily have driven it to exhaustion, they just didn't want to dedicate the time to it. It's still a big, real problem with driving the car on the track, and simulating it is a perfectly fine way to highlight that.

      Sorry your darling electric car isn't perfect in every way.

    20. Re:Exaggerations by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If Clarkson had driven the extra 5-20 miles and actually run out of power, and they actually had to push it back, would Tesla's sales have suffered less?

    21. Re:Exaggerations by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Who drives a thing balls to the wall around a track though?

      Top Gear presenters.

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    22. Re:Exaggerations by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I dunno...honesty?

    23. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it will leave me stranded more than a gas car will - with an electric car, I have to plan my journey well ahead of getting into the car, while with a petrol or diesel powered car I can make sudden, unplanned 300 mile journeys without thinking about it.

      Yeah, you're right. All we have to do to keep dino-juice cheap enough to fill up your gas-guzzler is to plan to keep sending our kids to sudden, unprovoked, and pointless wars to die.

      Gotta say, that's a pretty fucked-up view of "cost".

    24. Re:Exaggerations by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you just added 50% to the claimed range of that model. That may not have been an explicit ...

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    25. Re:Exaggerations by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Petrol cars aren't new though. Thus the contrast.

      There were no charging stations in the UK when the programme was made. Can you point at a single "super" charging station now?

      That model had a 200 mile claimed range, not 300. You've just added 50% because, bawww, that's why.

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    26. Re:Exaggerations by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      That makes it a no-go for track enthusiasts, precisely the crowd it could appeal to.

      I don't get this at all. An electric car makes no sense to me for track enthusiasts. I'm not one, but if I were, I think I'd want something that goes really fast, sticks to the ground through the turns like it's on rails, and yes, refuels quickly if I want to play for a long time. I can't think why I'd want an electric for this purpose.

      It's like reviewing the world's best dump truck. Tesla's not building a track car any more than they're building a dump truck. Expecting it to be good at something it wasn't designed to be good at isn't journalism, even at the automotive gearhead level, it's just stupid.

    27. Re:Exaggerations by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      Annnd you didn't watch the segment on Top Gear. The brakes broke on the first one. Charging the battery back to full takes -far- longer filling a tank of gas. When they drove it hard around the track, I don't know, like a sports car, the batteries didn't make it very long. The weight distribution with all those batteries in the middle is atrocious. The things they said happened did happen and they are all valid points. They did tart some of it up to get good shots.

      In that same episode May points out the correct method of powering a car of the future, with hydrogen. Not toxic, useless, ancient battery technology.

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    28. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) The local Lotus club has done a few lapping day and there is usually a Tesla Roadster or two participating. They all gather together around the power outlets between sessions.

      b) Not all track day cars are expensive exotics. Some, like first gen Miatas, are quite inexpensive.

    29. Re:Exaggerations by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Oh yay, I only have to hang around somewhere for an hour to get it charged so I can move on.

      So what if super charging stations are being put in throughout the UK - how long will it be until I don't have to treat an electric car any more differently than my current vehicle? You can make a point about "but electric vehicles are new, just you wait, all the infrastructure will magically appear!" all you want, but I have a perfectly usable form of transport right now and the suggested replacement DOES NOT MATCH UP, and it won't match up for some significant amount of time yet.

      Also, sure, the vast amount of drivers don't have to worry about making a 300 mile road trip, but the exceptions are always what will get you in the end. I prefer being able to make those unplanned trips at a drop of a hat when I need to rather than having to delay them by hours just to charge the car, or go miles out of my way just so I pass a charging station at the right time.

      There are enough petrol/gas stations on motorways and highways to indicate that people like to be able to make journeys without having to worry about having a tip top full gas tank at the start of the journey, that they can be assured that they can easily get fuel for the ongoing journey.

      I couldn't care less if they implied the car was out of juice or not, whether they actually spent the extra time running the batteries down or not, the point they wanted to make was clear - the car had a range issue. If they had driven the car for another 30 minutes or another hour, the point would have been the same.

    30. Re:Exaggerations by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      With an atomic weight of 1.00794 u (1.007825 u for hydrogen-1), hydrogen is the lightest element and its monatomic form (H1) is the most abundant chemical substance, constituting roughly 75% of the Universe's baryonic mass.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen

      Where I live, electricity comes from burning coal, which we get by sending men deep in the earth where their health and lives are greatly at risk. I gotta say, that's a pretty fucked-up view of 'cost.'

      I have no problem replacing fossil fuels, I just have a problem with replacing fossil fuels with something stupid like electricity, which is most commonly produced by burning fossil fuels. Your war sentiments are completely off-topic.

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    31. Re:Exaggerations by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Utter hogwash.

      3.7 seconds to 60mph... the Roadster's instant torque blows the doors off nearly every car in its class... world-class acceleration ... ranks amongst the world's most coveted sports cars... premium sports car.... The electric powertrain enables unprecedented responsiveness. The Roadster becomes an extension of the driver and reacts in an instant. The optional custom-tuned suspension allows the driver to adjust the handling to their preference. ... The Roadster offers supercar performance... spirited driving...

      Those are Tesla's words. If you have a problem with them marketing it for motor "sport" then you need to take it up with them.

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    32. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I can refuel at home. I keep spare diesel around just in case - mostly for the generator when power goes out, or I can go to the cupboard and get some vegetable oil if it comes down to it.

    33. Re:Exaggerations by Wookact · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To give accurate numbers on how long it actually lasted?

    34. Re:Exaggerations by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Except the point of contention wasn't subjective. The STRONG implied the car ran out of energy when it didn't. That is not subjective in the least.

      They have plenty of flatbeds to haul the thing. The audience knew the pushing of the car was staged b/c those guys wouldn't have pushed it anyway. Their point was valid -- it only got decent mileage if you drove it like a grandma.

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    35. Re:Exaggerations by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Those are Tesla's words.

      I noticed none of those words were "track" or in fact even "day". When you have a point to make, then make it. Otherwise, don't keep trying.

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    36. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The STRONG implied the car ran out of energy when it didn't.

      I watched that episode out of curiosity after the NYT reporter botched his report, and no, they implied no such thing. Listen to what Jeremy actually says and think about it with your brain instead of watching with your eyeballs.

    37. Re:Exaggerations by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      What is it for then? It's hardly a practical car.

    38. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Only with 110 octain, which is kind of pricy for the commuter but would work.

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    39. Re:Exaggerations by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Because there's a roadster or two participating only proves that there are outliers.

      b) Not all track day cars are expensive exotics. Some, like first gen Miatas, are quite inexpensive.

      That's nice. But if you're going to buy an expensive car just to take it to the track, you're probably going to buy something else, with more status. If you have one, I can see why you would take it to the track. The fact is that Tesla Roadsters are not overwhelmingly used on the track. They occasionally get taken to track days. It's not a big problem that they aren't fit for endurance racing, because most people are going to get tired a long time before a Tesla is when doing the kind of driving that is going to blow through a charge in half an hour.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't think any Tesla model yet produced is a good fit for an ordinary family, or a race team in anything other than a league designed for EVs, with charging rests. But the reality is that it's not designed nor sold for track use. It's designed and sold for road use. I didn't think it was a secret that automakers design vehicles to be used illegally. If that weren't the case, then most vehicles not purpose-built for racing would have a lot less engine.

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    40. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is that statistic posted and what is the reference standard for walking distance?

    41. Re:Exaggerations by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Statistically, most people do not run out of fuel within walking distance of a petrol station. And you should be able to recharge a Tesla with jumper cables, using the battery of another car.

      Claim #1 is questionable. How does one really compile such a statistic?

      Claim #2 is also questionable. A Tesla uses a helluva lot more juice than a normal car. A normal car requires most of its juice for the start -- once it's started so little energy is used the alternator charge the battery back up. Unless there has been some breakthrough in generator technology, I sincerely doubt jumping a Tesla from another car would do you any good. It would take all the juice from the regular car battery to go a few blocks down the road in the Tesla.

      I see why you posted AC. Your nerd card was probably revoked a long time ago.

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    42. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point at a single "super" charging station now?

      Yes. It sprung two or three years ago in front of the movie theater down the road. While your points are factually correct, I'm not sure why you're "bawww"-ing. I used to drive a big truck that could go a thousand (1,000) miles without topping off the tanks. Does that mean that my roommate's Lancer Evo X that can only do maybe 500 miles in super sport mode is an inferior vehicle?

      Shit. I don't think I even drive 300 miles in a whole week. Unlike most folks, I don't consider having a 300 mile commute and needing to fill up every other day a red badge of courage. But I guess that's where the disagreement starts.

    43. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You should be able to do 30 laps in an hour in a reasonably priced car.

      In a fast car, 45 minutes tops.

      Going faster as you burn off fuel, in the Tesla slower and slower as the voltage drops.

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    44. Re:Exaggerations by ryzvonusef · · Score: 1

      It's not the warning, it's the *penalty* faced for ignoring those warnings. Say you ignore them and are stranded on the track.

      In a petrol car, you can call the garage, and they will send some one with a can of petrol, and within five minutes, you are good to go.

      In a Tesla, you have drag the car back, and start a *lengthy* recharge process, since it's unlikely a random given track will have the super-charger. But say they do, even then, a) there is a drag back involved; and b) the recharge time is *still* more than it takes to refuel a car, so you are unlikely to join your buddies back in the race that day.

      That's one problem. The second is that, say you *do* follow the meter, you still need to leave enough charge not just for the stretch back to the garage, but further on and out the nearest supercharger. Much larger time required (the dash all the way to the super charger, long fuel time, and dash back). Again, if there happens to be a charger in the garage, the time penalty might be reduced, but it's still significant.

      Third, is when at the end of the day, you want to head back home. You can't just drive off with your buddies, you have to wait a while the car charges before you can take your trip back home.

      In other words, Unless the track happens to be quite close to your home, AND your chosen track happens to have the super charger, Tesla sucks as a track car. Even you fill those two conditions, electrical charging times *still* put a noticeable dent in your over all track enjoyment time with your buddies, and thus sucks.

      And *that's* what Top Gear was demonstrating and stating in their review. It didn't matter if *that* particular specimen had a 100% charge, that was just a tool to demonstrate the over all scenario; Tesla suck as track cars.

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    45. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Anybody who buys a 'track day car'. Top Gear was evaluating the Roadster as a 'track day car'. It was right in the introduction. Did you watch the show or get all your information from Tesla's shysters?

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    46. Re:Exaggerations by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      They didn't have a valid point. The car did not run out of power. The show portrayed the car begin pushed, as i if it actually had. That may not have been an explicit lie (i mean, you can push a car that's full of gas, too), but it sure as shit is a misleading, asshole move. The car, fully charged, will get you over 300 miles, as I understand it, though less so at very high speeds. It can fast charge in an hour or so to 80%, which isn't so bad, even long distance. In a pinch you can charge it off a regular power outlet, though that takes a lot longer. The point being that unless you're trying very hard and ignoring the car's very clear warnings, it will not leave you stranded any more than a gas car will.

      So your point is that because they didn't actually run the car's batteries down they can't draw attention to the car's batteries running down very quick in track environments and having to wait 40-200x longer then a gas vehicle to recharge it. It would have been nice to see the track day range of the Tesla I'm guessing 60-80 miles but I have yet to see any creditable numbers on it.

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    47. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you could not have done that when petrol cars where new either.

      Sure you could. It's called a 'spare fuel can'

    48. Re:Exaggerations by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      The point that if you run out of gas the car won't go anymore?

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    49. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Top Gear was evaluating the Roadster as a 'Track Day Car'. It was in the introduction.

      You are right, the Roadster is unsuitable as a track day car. It's range on the track makes it useless. It's tires and battery pack make it handle like a container ship. Unbalanced, pushes bad. This was in the Top Gear show. Did you watch it or get all your information from Tesla's shysters?

      For much less money then a Tesla a 'driver' can have himself a Ariel Atom or Lotus Elise (the roadster is basically a ruined Elise).

      The Atom in particular would blow the doors clean off a fully charged Tesla Roadster. If you find an old one with a VIN they are street legal in the USA. Hayabusa fast.

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    50. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gasoline cars will eventually lock up if you don't perform regular maintenance, including oil changes. Should a reviewer actually drive a car to catastrophic failure to prove this legitimate point, or should they just get a shot of a brand new Porche being towed and let the audience perceive what they will about that?

      If you cannot see the difference, you're kind of a moron.

    51. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Tesla knew it was being evaluated as a 'track day car'.

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    52. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it will leave me stranded more than a gas car will - with an electric car, I have to plan my journey well ahead of getting into the car, while with a petrol or diesel powered car I can make sudden, unplanned 300 mile journeys without thinking about it.

      That might change in the future, but right now its the balls bare reality of electric car ownership.

      You can plug it into a wall outlet. Where are you going that doesn't have electricity?

    53. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..I noticed none of those words were "track" or in fact even "day"..

      Are you intentionally moronic, or is it something you can't help?

      If a car is advertised as a 'sports supercar', then taking it onto a track is exactly what you do with it. Or are you suggesting that it should be driven to its limits on the public road?

    54. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it will leave me stranded more than a gas car will - with an electric car, I have to plan my journey well ahead of getting into the car, while with a petrol or diesel powered car I can make sudden, unplanned 300 mile journeys without thinking about it.

      I can't. 300 miles worth of gasoline is expensive enough that I need to have a plan. Even at 40 MPG, it'd be enough dollars that I'd be concerned about doing it.

    55. Re:Exaggerations by aethelrick · · Score: 1

      Top Gear is not a factual/scientific car review show. It is an entertainment show, hosted by three stereotypical caricatures of "the male". Top gear is to serious car review shows what Blackadder is to history documentaries. The tongue in cheek point they were making is that their CHARACTERS were too stupid to cope with an electric car that required some forethought and planning with regards to charging.

      Other antics on the show include Jeremy's toolbox consisting of about twenty very large hammers etc

    56. Re:Exaggerations by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      The show is from the UK, which is in Europe, which means you do not get a disclaimer or a warning with every little detail.

      Incidentally, there is a US version of Top Gear that airs on the History Channel. It basically removes all the "power lap" times and all the car reviews, and solely does the stunts (like turning an ambulance into a taxi) using three very boring and uninteresting Americans.

      It includes warning banners indicating that the stunts are faked.

      And is "brought to you by" American car companies, which is probably why they don't do car reviews.

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    57. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      integrity? honesty?

      How many things have they showed you as fact, when it was assumption? Can't really trust them at all now.

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    58. Re:Exaggerations by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      No, I think that because it's a sports car, it's designed to appeal to sports car enthusiasts.

      I don't know where you got this 'mythical class' thing from. I know people who spend time on tracks who have very modest salaries. No, I can't afford a Tesla, but that doesn't mean I can't afford the track rats that I do own. You don't have to spend $100k+ to have fun on the track, and most track enthusiasts don't (maybe in California that's normal, where you have to be a freakin' millionaire to go to the track, but here in the midwest such isn't the case).

      I guess I kind of get what you're saying -- Tesla's aren't really designed to be sports cars, they just pretend to be sports cars. Their target audience isn't actual car enthusiasts, but snobby Hollywood fucks who want to look stylish while they smugly boast about how green they are. It's for people who care too much about style to buy a Prius, but care too much about how they're perceived among their tree-hugging friends to buy a Lamborghini.

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    59. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well now we will never know, will we?

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    60. Re:Exaggerations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I am interested how long it would take to charge a Tesla to say..5% using another vehicle.

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    61. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?

      Because if you claim the car died after X miles, and it didn't, then the point you are making is not based on reality.

      Suppose I review a car, and I know it will run out of gas eventually. I decide (for no fact-based reason) that this will happen after 50 miles. So I drive it for 10 miles, shoot a video where I pretend it ran out of gas, and give a little speech about how "I tried to be fair, but it died on me" (more or less what the reviewer said, according to TFA).

      If I did this, and you found out about it after seeing my program, would you believe anything else I said?

    62. Re:Exaggerations by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      If a car is advertised as a 'sports supercar', then taking it onto a track is exactly what you do with it. Or are you suggesting that it should be driven to its limits on the public road?

      I'll address your final sentence first. I am not suggesting that virtually anyone who buys these cars will drive them to their limits anywhere. Stop trying to put words into my mouth, it's stupid and wastes my time. Now I'll address your first point. The majority of "sport supercars" will never even see a track. They will be used on the road. Many of them will never be used in an exceptionally illegal fashion, which is to say that they will engage in only ordinary speeding, stop sign rolling and the like that most drivers perform. There's tons of superannuated fossils driving cars like that. If they pushed the car to its limit anywhere they'd have a fucking heart attack or break a hip. In fact, pretty much every time I see a supercar on the road, it's being driven by someone of that description. The same is true of most expensive sports cars, like the high-end corvettes. Vipers are a little more likely to be driven by someone young enough to enjoy them, probably because they offer less comfort than a 'vette.

      The fact is that "sports supercar" does not mean track car, and no amount of claiming that it does will make it so.

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    63. Re:Exaggerations by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      In UK schools we teach this thing called "mathematics". We learn "algebra", and can form and solve simple equations before the minimum school-leaving age. It is therefore understood that everyone has the most basic grounding in mathematics that allows them to appreciate simple derivatives. Or even more simply...

      charge at time (t=0) = X
      charge at time (t=30 mins) = Y
      charge at time (t=50 mins) = Z
      plot the graph of charge vs time. It's a straight line. Read off the time value on the charge-axis intercept. That's how long it will last.

      Simon. Sheesh.

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    64. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 1

      It was Tesla that told them it would run out in 55 miles. Why would they need to prove their honesty?

    65. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 1

      Tesla doesn't dispute that fact.

    66. Re:Exaggerations by Americano · · Score: 1

      most people do not run out of fuel within walking distance of a petrol station

      Okay, granting that point - can you call a roadside service and have them bring you a can of electricity when your charge reaches zero?

      Also, explain how "recharging a Tesla with jumper cables" is helpful? Assuming it's possible, how much charge are you really going to get out of another (small) car battery, and how fast will that charge accumulate? And how many kindly strangers do you believe are likely to stop, and let you recharge for an hour or two while they wait with you, by the side of the road, while their engine burns their own gasoline? My guess is you're only likely to see a few miles under best case scenarios, and its possible that the current required to move a Tesla may make "recharging off another car's battery" effectively useless.

      The fact of the matter is that if your tesla runs out of juice, you're going to call a tow truck, and get towed to a charging station. This is not a feature, this is a drawback to owning a tesla - at least until charging stations are far closer to ubiquitous.

    67. Re:Exaggerations by isorox · · Score: 1

      integrity? honesty?

      How many things have they showed you as fact, when it was assumption? Can't really trust them at all now.

      Most interviews on the news are shot with one camera. They film the interviewee, then turn the camera round later and film some noddies, which are then used when editing the interview.

      Doesn't make the interview less honest.

    68. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      There were no charging stations in the UK when the programme was made.

      You're not even close. The programme was made in 2008. Here's an example of some charging stations in Greenwich from May 2001:
      http://www.royalgreenwich.gov.uk/info/200105/sustainability/711/electric_vehicle_charge_points

      And I'm not saying those were the first.

    69. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for looking pretty in the garage, and upping your environmental street-cred.

    70. Re:Exaggerations by BigZee · · Score: 1

      No. They were simply making a point. When the car has run out of power, you can't just refuel it in a few mins.

    71. Re:Exaggerations by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      It is a TV show. They fake lots of stuff. They test cars, then report on that in a very subjective way. Anyone can see that.

      If people didn't believe what they saw on TV by default, Fox News would be out of business.

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    72. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, maybe I should have been more precise. At one of our lapping days, we had seven Teslas. There were barely enough power outlets available!

      There are people who buy dedicated track cars and there are people who bring out what they have. Buying a Tesla Roadster as a dedicated track car is a poor choice and I doubt anyone has done that (though I have seen stranger things). However, wanting to occasionally take your daily driver Tesla Roadster out on the track isn't a strange thing to do, particularly for owners who know that it is built on an Elise chassis (the local Tesla dealer played down the Lotus connection).

      FWIW, I have seen more Teslas at local lapping days than I have seen Ferraris.

    73. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      No one said they lied about 55 miles. They lied about running out of power.

    74. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The car doesn't run until all the charge runs out. It keeps a reserve. So your mathematics that you thought you'd try to be patronizing about, is wrong. Because the point you need is not the charge axis intercept.

    75. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Doesn't make the interview less honest.

      Actually it does. It's just that we're prepared to accept that level of fakery.

      However, for most people, falsely showing a car as having run out of fuel/power in a supposed review, is dishonesty beyond what we are prepared to accept.

    76. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      No, that point was made in the garage, using the visual aid of a plug and socket.

      The fake "running out of power by the side o f the track" was making the point "it might run out of power unexpectedly". And that point is false. The Tesla leaves you in no doubt about how much power is left. And it has power left even after it says "zero miles left". And the last few miles are deliberately at a reduced power utput from the engine - not something you would keep driving through on a track day. In a real track test, that car would have been driven into the garage before the power ran out.

      Top Gear lied.

    77. Re:Exaggerations by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I know! Let's ask Elon Musk, I'm certain he'll give us a straight answer.

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    78. Re:Exaggerations by Wookact · · Score: 1

      Well Einstein, what makes you think it would be linear?

      You may be able to extrapolate some decent guesses, but the car aint outta fuel, till its outta fuel.

      Maybe the gage was broken, and the car actually had 75% of the battery left. Maybe the car has a reserve that is not included in the readings. Maybe...

      Now quit being a condescending prick.

    79. Re:Exaggerations by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Would that be in the same way as a car's petrol gauge doesn't run out when it reads 'empty', and there's still a little in reserve ? And yet we don't say a petrol-fuelled car has a range of X(+Y) miles do we ? Why should that change for electric cars ?

      At least you're posting under your own name in this thread. I can't quite believe how many anonymous cowards are writing long detailed argument posts. Seems very atypical of the site...

      Simon.

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    80. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They have plenty of flatbeds to haul the thing. The audience knew the pushing of the car was staged b/c those guys wouldn't have pushed it anyway.

      And you know that because...

      That's right. You're just guessing.

    81. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I am interested how long it would take to charge a Tesla to say..5% using another vehicle....

      Basically, it wouldn't. The alternator in a car is only designed to provide power to its own engine, with a small amount left over for running accessories and recharging the on-board battery.

      You can get a feel for the figures involved by considering that the average car battery has about 1 kW-hour in it. The Tesla uses about 300 W-hours to go 1 kilometer. So the energy in a full car battery ought to take a Tesla about 3km - about 2 miles. How long does it take your car to charge its battery up from flat? I would guess an hour or three? So if you took your battery out and connected the Tesla to the charging leads, I guess it would behave the same...

      If you wanted a Tesla charged to 5%, given a Tesla can do about 400km on a charge in most economical mode, that would mean enough energy to go 20Km - around 7 normal batterys worth. About 15 hours, given my top-of-my-head calculations...

    82. Re:Exaggerations by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's a practical car. Perhaps not for you, though. For my typical usage, it would work fine with the exception of rare days when I drive 200+ miles. The vast majority of days I'm comfortably under 100 and plugging it in at home every night or two would work fine. If you happen to be a 2 or more car family, one could easily be a Tesla. Long trip? Take the other one. This, too, would work fine for me.

      The only catch is that it's expensive. I wouldn't mind having one. I also wouldn't mind having a Rolex or shopping for the wifey at Tiffany, but I don't, and both for the same reason. Just because something is a luxury good doesn't mean it's not worth the money. It's not worth the money to *me*, but that's a purely personal decision.

    83. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you going that doesn't have electricity?

      Just because lots of places have electricity doesn't mean you are allowed to use it.

    84. Re:Exaggerations by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Because that's what the chemistry dictates (we do chemistry in school, too). The power-release curve of the modern Lithium-ion cells used by Tesla are pretty much linear until the charge is *very* near depleted, at which point it *very* rapidly falls off. Once you're out of the linear phase of the curve, you're SOL.

      The "gage" (sic) wasn't broken; the car didn't have 75% left, Tesla made no such claim (and boy would they have, if they could have).

      As for being condescending, it seems like an appropriate response to a blatantly false accusation of dishonesty. Note that at least I didn't descend to calling someone a "prick" because I didn't like what they said...

      Simon.

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    85. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      When they drove it hard around the track, I don't know, like a sports car, the batteries didn't make it very long.

      And there's the evidence everyone needs that some people were deceived. Having watched the segment, eigenstates thinks the batteries didn't last very long. Whereas in actual fact the batteries never ran down down.

      QED.

      The main reason Tesla didn't win their case is that they failed to show financial harm from Top Gears dishonesty.

    86. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      And *that's* what Top Gear was demonstrating and stating in their review. It didn't matter if *that* particular specimen had a 100% charge, that was just a tool to demonstrate the over all scenario; Tesla suck as track cars.

      Top Gear didn't demonstrate any such thing. They alleged it.

      And *if* you're going to talk about the suitability for a track day, you seem to have missed out the all important facts that the Tesla won the drag race against the Lotus Elise, and was ahead in the round the circuit race, at the point at which they fraudulently staged the running out of electricity stunt.

      Being faster would seem to be an important point for a track day.

    87. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that "sports supercar" does not mean track car, and no amount of claiming that it does will make it so.

      What part of 'you are completely wrong' do you not understand? No amount of denying that a sports supercar can be used on a track will make that true either.

      It may have escaped your attention that I did not say a Tesla 'was' a track car. As far as I know, there's no such formal designation - there's certainly no Wikipedia page for 'Track Car'. I indicated (as did the original poster) that this was about a 'track day' - a day when you take cars onto a track to see what they can do. You can take any car, but it's common to take fast sports cars, because you can only drive them to their limits legally that way. And they're more fun...

      There's no requirement for ALL Ferrari owners to use their cars on a track - most never will. But if you want to see if the adverts meet reality, a track is the place to do it. Top Gear likes speed - they decided to do a track test of the Tesla because it was advertised as being very sporty - they did this, and reported that it had good acceleration, etc, but that under track conditions, battery life was a major shortcoming.

      That's what happened. Seems eminently reasonable to me. If you have a problem with that, get over it.

    88. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So your point is that because they didn't actually run the car's batteries down they can't draw attention to the car's batteries running down very quick in track environments and having to wait 40-200x longer then a gas vehicle to recharge it.

      Don't be stupid. Of course they can. Using words about what would happen if. It's just fraudulent to pretend it happened when it didn't. Worse, they pretended it happened in the middle of the race against the Lotus Elise. And the Tesla was ahead. There was no justifiable reason for cutting the race short with a lie.

    89. Re:Exaggerations by vux984 · · Score: 1

      They didn't have a valid point.

      They did have a valid point.

      The car did not run out of power.

      The truth of that fact is beside the point.

      The show portrayed the car begin pushed, as i if it actually had.

      Yes, staged for dramatic effect. We know.

      but it sure as shit is a misleading, asshole move.

      It was making a point.

      The car, fully charged, will get you over 300 miles, as I understand it, though less so at very high speeds

      Yes, like my 911. I think its rated around 300+ miles on a tank of gas. Nothing wrong with the Tesla's range.

      though less so at very high speeds

      Yes, again, like my 911. I drop to 3-4mpg on a track. And its only a 3.6 liter... the big V-12s they get down to 1-2mpg. Nobody is criticising the Tesla for burning through the juice faster on a track. We get it.

      It can fast charge in an hour or so to 80%, which isn't so bad, even long distance. In a pinch you can charge it off a regular power outlet, though that takes a lot longer.

      The nearest track to me is an hours drive. So I drive to the track, fill up at the gas station outside, and then pull into the park. What do you do in a Tesla? Drive to the track, and now your already down to 70% charge. You get 5-10 laps in, and then if you don't have some where to charge at the race park you need to the rest to get back home.

      The point being that unless you're trying very hard and ignoring the car's very clear warnings, it will not leave you stranded any more than a gas car will.

      Sure you didn't run out of juice, but say it with me now: Worst track day ever.

      Now sure that assumes there is nowhere to recharge at the track. The track I use sure doesn't have a rapid charger. It doesn't have a gas station either onsite. But the race park is next to a gas station so I can fill the car and be back on the waiting grid within 5-10 minutes of pulling out.

      But they don't have a rapid charger for electric cars. The race park isn't exactly in the middle of town either, its out in 'farm country' where most people drive trucks. Its not exactly in Nissan Leaf and Chevy Volt country. I don't know where the nearest one is. But even best case, you are proposing driving to the track from home, doing 20 laps, then driving to town and back and spending an hour there. So 2 hrs offsite for an 80% charge that will get you another 30 - 40 minutes of track time before you have to go recharge again. When you get back from that you'll either call it a day, or get out on the track one more time... but if you go back out on the track you'll need to recharge again before you go home.

      No you won't get "stranded". But it still SUCKS.

    90. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >TopGear fan
      >spells Maserati 'Mazaradi'
      >wut

    91. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you people? You defend the Tesla like it was your own sister. Sorry, a company that needs to get government funding to produce its vehicle is not a vehicle I want. The car costs as much as a new Ferrari and for the same price, I can get something very nice instead of a piece of crap.

    92. Re:Exaggerations by Wookact · · Score: 1

      I called you a prick because of your attitude. Not because your facts are wrong. I just think you are a bit slow for that.

      The 75% was pulled out of thin air, it could be any percentage that is different from what instrumentation is reading. Any difference at all throws your math out the window.

      I am also going to do it again. Quit being a condescending prick. You will win friends and influence enemies if you tone down the condescension to something a normal person can tolerate. Also you should note that I made no accusations whatsoever. All I did was point out that to get accurate results you have to test, not extrapolate.

    93. Re:Exaggerations by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      " It can fast charge in an hour or so to 80%, which isn't so bad,"

      At a Tesla Supercharge station. Can you name even one track in the US, let alone the UK that has a Tesla Supercharge station installed at it? Without that supercharge station you're looking at hours to charge off a regular wall socket.

      That said, Top Gear did exaggerate the scope of the problem, presenting what is more of a worst-case scenario than an everyday problem, but the point remains that going for a "track day" in a Tesla will more likely be a track couple of hours.

    94. Re:Exaggerations by ryzvonusef · · Score: 1

      No. Having *fun* is important for the Track day. And it doesn't matter if you win, if you can't have another go at it because your car is busy charging after X number of laps, while your petro-buddies can. The Charge times put a damper on your fun.

      As for Top Gear, I still insist that that's what they *meant* to stage (which apparently they argued at court and won), and frankly, that's actual impression that I got the first time I saw that episode, before the brouhaha started.

      I kid you not, when I say that I was absolutely sure that the car was *not* drained out, and Jeremy was staging the drag-back, because that it was pretty convenient that a car managed to "run out" of juice on the track.

      I took the "drag-back" as a "re-enactment" of what an actual drag back might look like; sad face faces pushing the car all the way from the track to the garage, sheepishly looking for sockets, and wistfully looking out as your mates carried on, blah, blah. You know, the usual Top-Gear drill.

      It was the *act* of dragging back the car, not the fact the car actually needed any dragging back (seriously, if it was real, they would have hooked a cable and dragged it by vehicle, and not by hand!)

      It looked fake as hell (Jeremy isn't going to win any BAFTAs for his acting skills), but it didn't matter, because his point was solid: Electric charge time issues suck and put a damper on your fun. You win a certain set of laps, but when your buddies want to have another go, you can't join in.

      And just just like you don't need to burn the "whole" log down to demonstrate how ash from a burning piece of wood looks like, they didn't need to totally drain the battery to demonstrate what a drag back looked like.

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    95. Re:Exaggerations by Space+cowboy · · Score: 0

      Fairy nuff. Since the conversation has descended this far. Fuck off and die you arrogant cunt, you're what the leprous weeping scab far up inside the arsehole of humanity dreams of ascending to. You could seriously do with at least some gorms and your problem (at least as far as this discussion goes) is that you're fucking wrong. Deal with it. The margin of error in what TG claim is way way less than that claimed by Shuckster^W Tesla - to within a very good approximation, the maths works out. TG were entirely justified in their claim, and your pathetic attempt to try and discredit it as extrapolation is belied by the fact that they were right.

      Pulling random figures out of the air is, of course, exactly what you're accusing the presenters of doing, but apparently it's ok if you do it. Apparently you don't read what you write, either. Calling someone a prick is an accusation, idiot (and I mean idiot in the technical sense, for what it's worth).

      Now the conversation has descended this low, I'll be marking you as "to be ignored". See ya.

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    96. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Tesla doesn't dispute the 55 mile range figure.

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    97. Re:Exaggerations by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Top Gear likes speed - they decided to do a track test of the Tesla because it was advertised as being very sporty - they did this, and reported that it had good acceleration, etc, but that under track conditions, battery life was a major shortcoming.

      You had me until "reported", because what they did was a dramatization. Top Gear is not a news show. It is a parody of an automotive news show. It does happen to deliver some useful information to some people, but most of those people can afford to pay someone to tell them what to think, aside from the occasional segment on insurance or used car forensics.

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    98. Re:Exaggerations by DarthBling · · Score: 1

      So what?!

      I have to plan out my trips too when I want to take my motorcycle.

    99. Re:Exaggerations by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Clarkson trashes anything he disapproves of -- that means most American car

      You do know that Clarkson was so enthused by his test drive of a Ford GT that he bought one? I know because.. he mentioned it on Top Gear.

      If he trashes an American car, it's because it's not as good as it should be. He'll trash a lot of things for comedy effect but if something is genuinely good, he'll admire it.

      You may disagree with his views, but that doesn't mean he's applying inherent prejudice.

    100. Re:Exaggerations by Motard · · Score: 1

      They never said that it ran out of power. They said that it *would*.

    101. Re:Exaggerations by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      They weren't after accurate range numbers, the entire point was to illustrate the down side of an electric. Long recharge times, and no simple solution to running dry roadside. YEAH, someone is going to pipe in with some shit about tow trucks with a portable quick-charge station -- STFU, those as well as don't exist.

      Everyone's focusing on it running out of power when that is completely irrelevant. Nobody fucking cares about that, cars run out of gas, cars run out of charge, but one can quickly get back onto the road and one cannot. That's what they were showing, that's what they showed.

      They weren't intending to test the range of the Tesla. Tesla's engineers told them 55 miles on their track, and that was good enough for them (and that's entirely reasonable compared to other supercars).

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    102. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't really trust them at all now.

      I think you forgot the curvy part of that question mark.

      Still, to answer the question, yes, I can continue to trust Top Gear Brit Edition to be a moderately entertaining trio of sacrastic simpletons who, on rare occasion, find cars that they like. This makes them approximately 3 orders of magnitude more trustworthy than the average +3 Insightful.

    103. Re:Exaggerations by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      The Handling!!! did you see the comparison to the donor Elise they did the Tesla is so heavy its all over the place - fast in a straight line corners not so much

    104. Re:Exaggerations by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      And would they have if they continued to run it as they had in the time that they indicated? Why yes, yes they would have. The charge when driven that hard lasts *exactly* as long as they say it does. They didn't drain them on film because they were trying to get all the shots in before light was gone.

      The only point at which people would be deceived is if they weren't actually listening to what was being said.

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    105. Re:Exaggerations by raynet · · Score: 1

      I recall they said that they calculated that it would do that 55 miles on their track, they didn't say they drove 55 miles on the track and it then died..

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    106. Re:Exaggerations by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      I do. It's a lot more fun than whining on /. all day.

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    107. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (sigh)

      "most abundant chemical substance" != "most abundantly available substance in a free state" For example, large concentrations of hydrogen in the mass of the universe is in stars. Is mining the sun for hydrogen more or less dangerous than sending men deep into the earth? Assuming we send them to mine the sun at night, of course.

      And, while in YOUR area coal is the most common power source for electricity, it represents less than 40% of the total power generation in the United States. http://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.cfm?id=5331, http://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.cfm?id=9090

      Plus, natural gas is not technically a fossil fuel as a bonus. What's also interesting is the fragility that non-traditional electrical generation sources - wind and solar - are creating in the grid. As they are variable sources, trying to forecast demand is a huge issue - see wall street journal article from last week.

    108. Re:Exaggerations by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      That makes it a no-go for track enthusiasts, precisely the crowd it could appeal to.

      That is decidely not the crowd that the Roadster is marketed towards.

      That makes it a no-go for track enthusiasts, precisely the crowd it could appeal to.

      I think you're more confused than you realize. ;)

    109. Re:Exaggerations by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Do you work for Tesla or do you simply own one? Would you have been happy if they ran the car until it was nearly out of power then did the race and had the same result? Before you retort that it would be that same thing as the lotus running out of gas know that the Lotus can be refilled in less then 2 minutes, so it's not an issue when you take Lotus out on a track.

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    110. Re:Exaggerations by jafac · · Score: 1

      I think that a sufficiently-motivated track-day dude would buy this car, drive the shit out if it, and deal with it's shortcomings. Just about EVERY car (even cars in that price range) have shortcomings. Some cars have more shortcoming than others. These issues from the Tesla Roadster seem pretty trivial, (other than the basic Range and Refuel-time issues).

      What about TCO? Take another car out to the track, and you may get 5, 10, good days out of it, but then you're facing a $10k engine or gearbox rebuild. This is not a cost you're going to see with the Tesla. Yeah - the Roadster has a 2-speed gearbox - but it sees a LOT less use, and I'm betting it lasts a LOT longer, costs a lot less to keep up.

      The body's a Lotus - and there are plenty of guys who drive that as a track car.

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    111. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They lied. And yes it matters. In reality, the battery wouldn't have run out on the track, because there is very clear countdown to it being out of power AND drive it beyond that and there's still a deliberately low performance mode. The scenario they presented wouldn't have happened. They would have driven back to the garage.

      They lied. And you're being an apologist for it.

    112. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Do you work for Tesla or do you simply own one?

      Neither. I'm a corrector of bullshit. Top Gear's original lie, and the apologists for it on here.

      Would you have been happy if they ran the car until it was nearly out of power then did the race and had the same result?

      Clearly that would also be a deliberate hatchet job. So happy, no. Though at least would have been less dishonest.

      Before you retort that it would be that same thing as the lotus running out of gas know that the Lotus can be refilled in less then 2 minutes, so it's not an issue when you take Lotus out on a track.

      The nature of battery recharging including times was covered in the review, in words, whilst using the appropriate visual aids or a plug and a socket. It didn't require lying in another part of the review to cover that.

      It's clear from you saying that that you simply don't like electric cars, and like a politician or a fan-boy you are happy to see your own side bolstered with lies.

    113. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Would that be in the same way as a car's petrol gauge doesn't run out when it reads 'empty', and there's still a little in reserve ?

      Yes, you would have been equally wrong had you said it about petrol fuelled cars.

    114. Re:Exaggerations by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      Is it a good track car in low performance mode? No. Does being in low performance mode make getting shots of it for a film about a sports car going around a track possible? No. Were the calculations correct for when it would have been drained of power? Yes. Are they correct in that, for this purpose, the Tesla is useless? Completely.

      In what was said, they did not lie. The court ruling backs that up.

      Sounds like people are being fanboys of Tesla. The car is a pointless waste of money unless you want something to stand next to it and talk all about it. If you want a track car a 25k BRZ is a vastly superior choice. Plus, I disagree with them, it's ugly too.

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    115. Re:Exaggerations by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Not by common usage, at least where I come from.

      The figures quoted for mileage range don't include the emergency range on any petrol car I'm aware of, and they try to fudge them as much as they can (eg: constant 55mph on a theoretically clear road). I'm assuming there's some sort of law about it, but I may be wrong.

      Simon.

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    116. Re:Exaggerations by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      That's because generally, people make up reasons to go on motorcycle trips. Generally they don't decide to go somewhere at the spur of the moment and take the motorcycle as an afterthought. If you can't understand why that would be an issue with a car, maybe we're talking about a hobby device, not practical transportation.

    117. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, not a car expert at all, but why are we considering charging stations rather than battery swaps? (With charging in background for the driver somewhat like petrol production is not the drivers concern).
      Is it just the current free market inefficiency - that it will be hard to get different companies to standardise batteries - that holds us back from this fairly obvious model?

    118. Re:Exaggerations by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Sounds like people are being fanboys of Tesla. The car is a pointless waste of money unless you want something to stand next to it and talk all about it. If you want a track car a 25k BRZ is a vastly superior choice. Plus, I disagree with them, it's ugly too.

      Actually, it's clear that YOUR argument comes from your likes and dislikes, rather than any genuine excuse for their dishonestly. You're the one who's basing his argument on an overall opinion on the car, not me. I'm just stating fact, and upholding honesty in broadcasting.

    119. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't go off road in a BMW three series. Thus the BMW is shit! Oooooh, right, that's not what you do with a BMW 3-series.

    120. Re:Exaggerations by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      The two things can exist independently of one another.

      Yes, I don't like the car because it's not my thing and I agree with their conclusion of if you are wanting a car to take to the track this car is pointless. However I do believe the car can perform as Tesla say it does if you treat it the way they say you should.

      The court showed they did not lie- because they didn't. The handling is awful, it takes a longer time to 'fill the tank' than it should to be useful on a daily basis for anyone who commutes over Tesla's distance, the brakes failed, the batteries, when using it as race car, last ~52 miles. Factual all.

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    121. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's clear from you saying that that you simply don't like electric cars, and like a politician or a fan-boy you are happy to see your own side bolstered with lies.

      It's very clear that you're a po-faced twat who doesn't understand that Top gear is simply a juvenile comedy show. Do you also spend hours arguing with people about the terrible lies spread by (say) 'The Simpsons'?

    122. Re:Exaggerations by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Some pigs come with 120 amp alternators.

      Kids put two of those into their low riders to power the hydraulics and booming stereos.

      Even at 2.5kW you aren't going to charge a Tesla before the heat death of the universe.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    123. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are in the business of making a "car" show and you can't be bothered to I dunno, drive the car for 30 minutes, maybe your hearts not really in it.

    124. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that link to Hydrogen for? Are you implying that it would be better to replace fossil fuels with Hydrogen, because if you are then you need to know we have two common way of obataining hydrogen, the most common is from oil, so that doesn't solve the fossil fuel problem, the other way is through electrolysis which requires electricity, which we still have to generate somehow. There is also the problem of storing hydrogen, the hydrogen atom is so small that it will literally leak through anything given time, it is also a lot less energy dense than oil, it is a lot less energy efficient to generate electricity to produce hydrogen which then has to be compressed and transported resulting in a further loss of energy, to then generate electricity in car to power the motors, than it would be generating electricity and storing it in batteries.

    125. Re:Exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one said they lied about 55 miles. They lied about running out of power.

      As I recall, if you listen carefully, they don't actually lie. The line is along the lines of "This is what would happen" and not "This happened". The impression you get and take home is that it DID happen, and they clearly implied it happened visually.

      Personally, I think Chevy has it right with the Volt. 90% of my usage would work fine with an all-electric car, but by providing me a an board generator so I can recharge while I am driving covers me for the extra 10%; I don't need 2 cars or to know what type of trip I'll be on when I leave the house; I just want a bigger one with a wagon body (it kind of kills me I'm looking at a Cadillac CTS-V at 13 mpg because I want a manual transmission that can take my kids and my dog on a trip without lumbering about 5 feet over the pavement)

  6. Tesla is nasty! by Thrill+Science · · Score: 1

    Say anything negative about them, and they may sue! Sadly, most electric car people are whiny holier-than-thou cultist types. I drive a Volt and I've had LEAF people walk up to me in parking lots, unsolicited, to tell me that my car isn't really an electric car or to gloat about their "all electric" car. I'm embarrassed to be part of the "electric car" community.

    1. Re:Tesla is nasty! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Is the Volt worth its price? How long can you go on the battery alone, on your average week?

    2. Re:Tesla is nasty! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Say anything negative about them, and they may sue!

      I drive a Volt and I've had LEAF people walk up to me in parking lots, unsolicited, to tell me that my car isn't really an electric car or to gloat about their "all electric" car. I'm embarrassed to be part of the "electric car" community.

      Point out 2 things -

      Manufacturing electric cars creates twice the pollution as manufacturing similar, conventional autos

      and

      the "fuel" from their vehicles most likely comes from pollution-belching coal and gas fired power plants.

      That should shut them up.

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    3. Re:Tesla is nasty! by wchin · · Score: 1

      Slander/defame anyone, and they might sue! Including you! I bet there are scenarios where you would be willing to go to court for redress. No need to pretend you wouldn't do the same thing in a similar situation.

      Your embarrassment and association is completely in your head. Whether or not someone is a jackass is their problem - there are plenty of jackasses out there with any number of issues. It might even be you at times.

    4. Re:Tesla is nasty! by wchin · · Score: 1

      That article has been completely debunked because of outlandish starting assumptions. The amount of metal they modeled for a car electric motor was orders of magnitude off. Even a brief scan of that study reveals just complete and utter incompetence that I wonder if it was a high school project.

      As for electricity generation, the beauty is that the mix of energy sources for electricity generation can change over time. It can be oil, coal, natural gas, nuclear, geothermal, hydro, solar, biogas, tide, wind, or more. For a gasoline car, it's basically oil + a bit of ethanol for the entire lifespan of the car. Even as it stands, where coal and natural gas are the primary sources of fuel, electric vehicles have lower pollution levels and lower greenhouse gas emissions (mainly due to a shift to natural gas as the predominate producer). It also matter where the pollution occurs, and power plants are typically not downtown. Further, in the U.S., a larger percentage of the energy mix for electricity is domestically produced and not subject to the pricing whims of other governments that are not friendly to the U.S.

    5. Re:Tesla is nasty! by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Before I moved last year, the Volt would have more than covered my daily commute (and then some) assuming I charged it every day. My commute WAS 20-miles round trip and the Volt gives 30-38 miles per charge. Even with shopping, the battery alone would have covered my daily driving... plus it has the gas generator onboard.

      Now my commute is like 45-miles round trip, so I'd have to use a little bit of gas each day just for work.

      Personally, I like the concept of the Volt. OK, it's not perfect and not full electric. But you know what, it does "good enough" in my opinion for a lot of average drivers: full electric for most of what you'd need, gas generator for longer hauls.

      A lot of people "mock" it because it's not pure electric of whatever. But for a lot of people, it works just fine. In some cases, better. Some people would rather have both motors so they're not reliant on running out of charge before they reach their destination.

      Personally, I'd love a rapid-charge full-electric car. But the infrastructure isn't in place yet. And I'd give ThrillScience a "thumbs up" if I ever saw him.

    6. Re:Tesla is nasty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The concepts expressed in your link were debunked years ago.

      Your second assertions implies that there is no net benefit to electric vehicles if the power was generated by coal or gas. Can you defend this claim?
      No, you can't. Because generating power in large powerplants is inherently more efficient than distributing refined fuel to millions of little powerplants carried around in cars. You must consider the cost and pollution generated by refining, transporting, and distributing gasoline too. One of gasoline's largest costs is simply moving the liquid fuel from refineries on the coast across the country. It takes a LOT of fuel simply to move the fuel.

    7. Re:Tesla is nasty! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      That article has been completely debunked

      And you can cite a source for said debunking, right?

      Or am I supposed to take your word for it?

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    8. Re:Tesla is nasty! by Xest · · Score: 1

      So if you have vested interests (the fossil fuel industry) paying a fortune to defame you it's okay, but if you dare ever spend a penny to counter that you're "nasty"?

      Seriously?

    9. Re:Tesla is nasty! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Did you read the study?

      A) assumes 150,000 km lifetime, the bare min. Not an average. When pout at 200,000km life time mileage, they are better.
      "We find that EVs powered by the present European electricity mix offer a 10% to 24% decrease in global warming potential (GWP) relative to conventional diesel or gasoline vehicles assuming lifetimes of 150,000 km. "

      B) applies to first wave recyclables; which is ridiculous.
      C) some the automotive items are 12 years old .
      D)over looks the fact that emissions from a plant are easier to control.
      E) Take metals into account, completely ignoring that those metals will be mined ANYWAYS. They seem to think that if EV cars weren't made there would be in mining of platinum or copper. The are talking about a supply chain that already exists.
      F) HTP also takes into account metals supply chain that will exist anyways.

      So, if I have a 1st generation EV, AND my energy source is coal, AND it stops being used at 100,000km, then it is slightly more environmentally friendly then ICEV...if you take into account localized toxicity,as opposed to airborne global toxicity.
      Big whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

      none of which excuse an attitude from EV owners toward ICEV owners.

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    10. Re:Tesla is nasty! by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I'd hazard a guess that the typical European commute is less than 100 miles per round trip. But if you live in the city and you ave to park somewhere nearish your flat then you will have nothing to plug your car into. And that's why I can only look at the Tesla Roadster with desire in my heart and the dosh to pay for it and yet refrain to buy it on impulse since I have no practical way to recharge it.
      Bugger.

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    11. Re:Tesla is nasty! by Thrill+Science · · Score: 0

      No electric car is worth its price! I like my Volt, but if I wanted to save money over the lifetime of the car, you can't beat a $19,000 VW Jetta.

    12. Re:Tesla is nasty! by Thrill+Science · · Score: 0

      BTW: I charge my car from PV panels on the roof of my home, which brings my household electric bill to zero, too. But I got the Volt and the PVs not to "save the world", but because I'm a nerd and it's cool. I don't think I'm saving any money, and I'm not sure if I'm doing the environment any good. I could probably do more good by drying my clothes on a clothesline.

    13. Re:Tesla is nasty! by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      That should shut them up.

      Sadly, they're religious zealots, so you can't shut them up.

      Which is rather a pity - just think how much less CO2 we'd have to deal with if they'd all just stop exhaling.

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    14. Re:Tesla is nasty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the Volt concept, and seriously considered it. I'm a consultant, so I usually fly to my job weekly. I can get to the airport on a charge, the garage has a charging station to refill me while I'm away in the better parking spots; but if anything goes wrong, I'm not up a tree (Oh no, I left my laptop charger at home, but I'm already at the airport) Or if I want to drive somewhere out of range. But keeping my 8 year old G35 is just so much cheaper, the fuel savings can't justify it and its small size means I'd have trouble with the baby's car seat, not to mention the family dog.

  7. hurray for objective analysis by fermion · · Score: 1
    Objective analysis is not always the best. It does, however, provide an opinion that is unavailable on advertiser supported review publications where the writers depends on the firms who product they review for revenue, if not kickbacks and straight out bribes. Something like this indicates a level of credibility.

    If only the same decision was made when consumer reports told us that the Suzuki was unsafe to drive. Gain, an objective but not necessarily unbiased publication that stated the test methods and results. If only the courts did not believe tests results bought by Suzuki. While at the time all SUVs were dangerous, and people were not yet used to driving them, I cannot tell you how many SUVs I used to see toppled over on the side of the street where they were turning too fast into a driveway, Of course at the end of last year, after many people died in unsafe Suzuki's, they filed for bankruptcy in the US.

    There is no reason that companies should not be allowed to make unsafe or subpar products, or that people should not be allowed to buy them, but we at least need to have the right to state that products are not up to par, and why we think so.

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  8. Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does one prove, even with data, that sales that might have happened didn't happen?

    1. Re:Proof? by ledow · · Score: 1

      You don't.

      You proof that, since the Top Gear review, sales have decreased by a noticeable amount.

      Or that some of your suppliers/investors raised concern over the issues presented that might hit upon their bottom line.

      Or you interview potential buyers anonymously (e.g. through market research companies) and ask if the episode had affected their buying habits.

      Basically, anything except go to a court - as an expensive, paid-for professional lawyer who's been told what they need to prove - and whine that you are right without any significant evidence to back up your assertion.

      You don't need to prove the impossible. You just need to get off your arse and provide data that suggests there could be some link enough that might, possibly, one-day, in the right mood, convince a jury.

      The fact that Tesla didn't probably means that Tesla couldn't, which probably means it didn't happen and Top Gear had nothing to do with their sales at all (i.e. the episode had no effect, or people were already steering clear).

  9. And it was right to do so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Tesla was doing was whining that they were 'environmental' (whatever that means) and so they ought to be allowed to have a clear shot at people's wallets.

    Electric cars are a walking disaster area - they don't even do what they claim, and what they claim isn't what people want. That's why so few get sold - they are only bought by rich lefties who want to make up their environmental street-cred with other lefties.

    In fact, the whole 'environmental' movement is slowly slipping into the sea, as people start to realise that most of it is a big scam, like Global Warming, and what isn't a scam is highly exaggerated. It's a strange mixture of fascism and Luddism, constantly preaching despair and catastrophe in a future which never seems to come, and I, for one, will be happy to see the back of it. I remember the predictions for a collapsed world made in the 1970s - by now we should be knee-deep in corpses. They don't exists, but that doesn't stop environmentalists continually spouting lying made-up statistics while feathering their own nests.

    1. Re:And it was right to do so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      " they don't even do what they claim, and what they claim isn't what people want. That's why so few get sold - they are only bought by rich lefties who want to make up their environmental street-cred with other lefties."

      So it's like guns with raving mad right-wing lunatics. Got it.

    2. Re:And it was right to do so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup - pretty accurate. In both cases we have someone buying an expensive and pointless toy that is of little use in its intended purpose.

      Electric cars are crap at real-life traveling along real roads, unless you can find one which has chargers every mile. Similarly, assault weapons would be useful if you lived in Beirut or Somalia, and were part of a militia. If you use them for target practice, I can think of much more sensible target rifles. They are really just for hanging on the wall - and the Tesla is just for parking on the car-port...

    3. Re:And it was right to do so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rifles are insurance against social unrest/out of control government. You get to die on your feet, not your knees. Anybody who shows off their guns is a fool. Can't be a fashion accessory if it's not public.

      My grandfather was sent to the Russian front as a 49 year old buck private for his political activities (Social Democrat, retired infantry captain/company commander in WWI). His mistake was not getting his family to safety and taking up arms against his countrymen. I never met the man, but still take a lesson.

      The odds of currency collapse/breakup of the union/EMP/unwashed masses rioting etc are greater then 0%. An SKS was still less then $300US (last I looked). A M1 rifle can be had for about $1K (avoid the Thai army surplus, those are worn out/poorly rebuilt). That's not even an assault weapon by any definition. Hopefully it never leaves the gun safe except for target practice/hunting (they do sell hunting legal small clips for the M1.)

  10. Bah by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    A show that has run its course. I even went to bed early and didn't even finish last nights episode. It's really not been very entertaining the last 2 seasons and it seems forced.

  11. Tesla, beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with all these "they slated our car, lets sue them" lawsuits
    simply nobody is ever going to objectively review their cars again !, they forget their friends are supposed to be the auto press, right now they are enemies and the journalists will be digging for dirt, what else do have Tesla to hide if they do this so early into their career ?, dig deeper

    1. Re:Tesla, beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow... you really completely let this one go right over your head.

      Top Gear was not objective. At all. Some point to the fact that they are never objective and there was no reasonable expectation for them to be objective. But nevertheless, they aren't objective.

      Similarly, the NYT article was sloppy. We expect better from the NYT. When Mr. Broder is sloppy and then mischaracterizes the situation, it does have a material impact. It is completely right for Tesla and Mr. Musk to object when they are mistreated, especially at this critical time. For NYT to be held in a high regard, they have to earn it each and every time. That's the nature of journalism and NYT has to live by that.

    2. Re:Tesla, beginning of the end by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Tesla seem to be out to sue everyone who doesn't give a *positive* review of their car. I wouldn't even consider reviewing it - since I might not find it perfect, and if I published anything other than a glowing review, I could find myself facing a suit.

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  12. No surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't mess with Jezza. (ask Piers Morgan)
    That is all.

  13. My god. Try visting reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where, precisely is this "legislate their profits" coming from?

    Someone makes shit up (faked, lies, whatever you want to call it) to pretend a car is less useful than it is.

    And you think stopping lies is "legislating their profits2??? Sorry, unless Tesla are making you BUY their cars by having it mandated by law, they aren't doing that. They're trying to get redress for lies against them.

    Is the problem that they don't burn petrol?

    1. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by Dishevel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Have you ever watched Top Gear.
      This is not a show like Motor Week. Their testing is stupid, pointless and very funny.

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    2. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by dutchd00d · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Top Gear is about cars in the same way that MTV is about music.

    3. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by jxander · · Score: 3, Informative

      To be fair, Top Gear still is about cars... just not about fair an unbiased bench marking. And as far as I know, that's the way it's always been. Not like they used to be a reliable source for carefully researched data, then switched to something completely different.

      They'd just rather see if it's possible to peel out in a Tesla, rather than clock it's median driving distance under optimal conditions. Or see how fast you have to be going to roll a Robin Reliant. Speaking of rolling cars, has Michael Gambon been back recently?

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    4. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by PhotoJim · · Score: 2

      Gambon tried to roll, but failed.... but he did get a corner of the Top Gear test track named after him.

    5. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      JC is a doctor of journalism, goddammit!

      What they do is pure Gonzo(as in Hunter S Thompson, bless his delicious eyebrows).
      That's why they give up objectivity, participate and use hyperbole.

      And hyperbole it was when they deliberately stalled the Tesla Roadster mid course. They did the same with two other electric cars. They hammer the point home that pure electic cars are not practical since:
      a) charge times are too long
      b) they don't have the mileage
      c) the infrastructure isn't there

      They are fans of electric motors. They give all the power(POOOOOOOWER!) at all revs. That's why they built the iHammerEagleThrust(Geoffry) with an electic motor that was attached to a generator that was attached to a diesel engine. As jury-rigged as this sounds it is actually not a bad idea. Better than connecting both a combustion engine and an electic engine to the wheels like the Toyota Priapism does(which gets worse mpg than a BlueSomething Ecodiesel, I might add).

      As odd as it sounds, Top Gear sometimes does give genuine consumer advice. And lessons in German(Doppelkupplungsgetriebe). And they intensify the relation between nations(albeit mostly in form of apologies). And they are very global. Just hook up the old torrenting program and take a look how many people of how many nations much off the BBC and report back when the mind has stopped boggeling. Why the iViewer hasn't been opened up for everybody outside the UK(at a fee) is a mystery. Top Gear alone would propably sell that. The show redefines the word "production value". Andy Willman must be a bona fide genious.

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    6. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by jxander · · Score: 1

      Gambon tried to roll, but failed.... but he did get a corner of the Top Gear test track named after him.

      He tried twice actually, on the same corner ... In the Liana and the Lacetti.

      That's why I asked if he'd been back recently. Third time's the charm, I'm told.

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    7. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who frequently purchases in the $100-150k car market, I'm far more interested in dramatic fun reviews than 'factual'. Nobody other than spoiled Chinese kids buy cars in this price range to obsess over numbers.

    8. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      This. Top Gear is the show who recommended the Skoda Yeti because Sienna Miller's head fits in the glovebox, routinely tests cars against fighter planes, and compares station wagons on how many pounds of cheese they can carry. I don't know what Tesla expected.

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    9. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      People have a legal right to lie. Or rather, they generally is no legal requirement to be truthful outside of specific situations.

      Those situations being where things like Truth in Advertising, and Libel/Slander laws come into play.

      My question is, under what grounds were they suing? Were they doing it on the basis of Libel/slander? Because that I think they should easily be able to do, unless the libel/slander laws to extend to goods/services in that jurisdiction.

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    10. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      bet Tesla's boot doesn't even fit a zebra head.

    11. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      And as far as I know, that's the way it's always been

      Actually, no. Top Gear has actually been going since the late 1970s, Clarkson started on the show in maybe about 1990. Back then, it was a factual motoring show, and was filled with utterly fair reviews of cars, road safety advice, some motorsports. And it was as dull as ditchwater, with crusty old presenters like Chris Goffey droning on about how things were so much better when everyone drove a Morris Minor, and Tony Mason boring everyone rigid with Roger Clarke-era rallying stories.

      The show was finally killed off either in the late 90s or early 2000s and then resurrected with Clarkson at the helm in 2002 or so. That first 'new' series is interesting to watch (check on YouTube) because they still weren't sure whether to continue with the old way or become more like they are now.

      TG is like a glossy lads mag, full of cars we can't afford, laddish humour and fantastical stories. Pure escapist entertainment. It's a far cry from the original Top Gear, and far, far more successful, so it's clear what people would rather watch.If TG is like Loaded, then the original TG is like What Car? Hmmmm.

    12. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      So you are saying there are no cars on Top Gear?

    13. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top Gear is a lot older than its current incarnation. The BBC axed the show in 2001 and most of the presenters moved to 5th Gear on the UK's channel 5. Prior to the show's demise it was a more journalistic, objective type of show, although, Clarkson has mostly always been an arse.

      Clarkson came up with a new concept for the show based around his views of what the audience wanted and it became the more entertainment type of show it is today. (And exported around the world)

      The early series of it were a little more serious but gradually those elements slipped away until it became the more jovial type of show it is today.

      I thought Top Gear had some respect for the Tesla Roadster, then enjoyed the benefits it brings but, like most cars on the show, they pointed out the dire flaws in it. Very few cars have favourable reviews.

      Ironically in later series they often can be heard praising cars that they claimed they didn't like often in reference to similar cars they like less. Although, given the lawsuit I doubt that fate will ever befall the Tesla Roadster.

    14. Re:My god. Try visting reality. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I still want to see American History Channel's Top Gear race a Tesla Roadster vs this guy's homebrew:
      http://www.plasmaboyracing.com/

      My guess is that the White Zombie, while having a much smaller battery pack and thus a lot less range, beats the Tesla in the quarter mile.

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  14. I'd still buy one by tippe · · Score: 1

    (if I could afford it) even if all of the "bad" publicity was based on truth. The sheer automotive sex appeal of this car could smash through far more (so-called) negative publicity than this car has seen, so based on that I think the judge was correct in denying the appeal. If anything, anyone familiar with the car who is in the position to buy the car and who has heard the negative publicity (from TopGear, or more recently the NYT) has also heard the flip side of those stories and knows that they are (or could be) bogus. Tesla aren't losing any money because of this, and as others have pointed out, they are getting a lot of free (actually, not so free since instead of letting things go they decided to pay some lawyers to go to court) advertising.

    1. Re:I'd still buy one by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      The sheer automotive sex appeal of this car

      Save yourself a ton of grief (and cash) and buy a Lotus Elise - the Tesla is basically an Elise chassis with a ton of weight thrown in to ruin the handling. Of course, the Elise doesn't give you the same range-anxiety that you get from a Tesla, but you can fake that by only half-filling the tank... (Personally, I'd go for the Exige - which is even better than the Elise)

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    2. Re:I'd still buy one by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Early Ariel Atom with VIN so you can get plates.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  15. Re:Time to read the NYT review by DrXym · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tesla enabled logging in the car and it more than confirms their version of events. Given how some journalist's have it in for Tesla this seems like a sensible move by them. The journo was lying through his teeth and was caught in his lie.

  16. Re:uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's worse is the submitter assuming we know that he's talking the exchange between Musk and the NYT. O doubt anyone outside Britain even heard of the first lawsuit, but it isn't mentioned until almost the last sentence. That's really REALLY bad writing, TrueSatan. You'd have been better off (and more true to your username) if you'd just plagairized the first sentence of TFA.

  17. Mixed feelings by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2

    Tesla is getting the shaft. They're doing some interesting things, and there was a point I could actually afford and want one of their cars... but I live in an area without lots of charging options.

    On one hand, that newspaper review was borderline libel. They have the records backing them up and proved the newspaper reporter was a liar... though somehow the writer is trying to defend himself.

    But Top Gear... I only watch it every now and then and it's pretty clear that a lot of their "reviews" are a bit sensationalized / comedic / petty. My "favorite" was when they found out the Cadillac CTS-V was actually a decent sports car... so they had to harp that the bell constantly chimed when the door was open. He showed the bit like 5+ times throughout the review and whined that "yes we know the door is open." Yet they failed to mention they left their KEYS in the ignition so the bell/chime was really saying "dude you left your keys in a car with an open door" At least the guy had to say "I can't believe I am going to say this, but this car is actually decent"

    There have been others. The guys often have their minds made up about how much they dislike a car/company early on and decide to do comedy bits about this-or-that.

    So really, you can't really be surprised that Top Gear decided to mock the Tesla for no reason. It's like if you decided to appear on on one of those old day talk shows like "Jerry Springer" and are surprised they decided to hit you with a "gotcha" or surprise pregnancy... what did you THINK was going to happen?

    1. Re:Mixed feelings by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Tesla is getting the shaft.

      To be fair, the original Tesla got pretty well fucked, too.

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    2. Re:Mixed feelings by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      LOL. If I had the points, I'd most this up.

    3. Re:Mixed feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they are not. Electric vehicles have been around for over 100 years, and despite all this time, they still have low mile rage problems, with great torque. Batteries are never going to store enough energy in a package light enough to be used by standard motoring. The fact they're stripping laptop battery tech to try it shows they're barking up the wrong tree. If they want electric motor vehicles, they need to use a different energy source to create the electricity.

    4. Re:Mixed feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top Gears quote of the car getting 55 miles on their track is actually what Tesla's engineers told them after the data from a lap was analysed.

      http://transmission.blogs.topgear.com/2011/04/02/tesla-vs-top-gear-andy-wilman-on-our-current-legal-action/

      The second point is that the figure of 55 miles came not from our heads, but from Tesla’s boffins in California. They looked at the data from that car and calculated that, driven hard on our track, it would have a range of 55 miles.

    5. Re:Mixed feelings by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I realize that, hence my bit was about the newspaper guys lying.

      Top Gear just sensationalized a couple of things, like having to push the car because they ran out of juice and stuff.

      The newspaper was just libel, or as close to libel as you can get.

    6. Re:Mixed feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My "favorite" was when they found out the Cadillac CTS-V was actually a decent sports car... so they had to harp that the bell constantly chimed when the door was open. He showed the bit like 5+ times throughout the review and whined that "yes we know the door is open." Yet they failed to mention they left their KEYS in the ignition so the bell/chime was really saying "dude you left your keys in a car with an open door"

      The Cadillac CTS-V has a proximity key, it doesn't have a key ignition. Maybe he was leaving it in the center console, maybe he was actually leaving the lights on, hard to say. It can be little things like that that can ruin you experience with a car, though I suspect that was more user error in a car he had little experience with.

      At least the guy had to say "I can't believe I am going to say this, but this car is actually decent"

      It was James May, aka Captain Slow, and the one whose opinions I most respect. And he had every right to be surprised that a Cadillac handled well, its not something the brand has been known for. The change from appealing to the posh american road cruiser to a European style sport sedan has been riddled with failures, but Cadillac has been hitting the mark for years now and now the entire line is almost changed with the exception of Service vehicles (Limos, hearses, etc) and SUV's

  18. Mod parent up! (Re:Exaggerations) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My kingdom for a mod point....

  19. It could only do 55 miles on the track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it's not an exaggeration, it is the exact fact, the figure of 55 mile on the track came from Tesla themselves.

    The claim from Tesla came from a willful misinterpretation of the *FACT* Clarkson stated. The claimed that Clarkson had implied that the car would only go 55 miles on the road.

    The judge look at it and said no. 55 miles on the track is not 55 miles on the road and nobody would confuse the two.

    They had no case, the lawsuit was simply to attempt to suppress bad reviews. Top Gear won and would never have lost.

    To Gear response to Elon Musks attack on them:

    http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1057825_top-gear-responds-to-tesla-lawsuit

    " We never said that the Tesla’s true range is only 55 miles, as opposed to their own claim of 211, or that it had actually ran out of charge. In the film our actual words were: “We calculated that on our track it would run out after 55 miles”."
    Elon Musk had tried to raise a straw man to knock down.

    "We never said that the Tesla was completely immobilized as a result of the motor overheating. We said the car had “reduced power”. This was true."
    Indeed it was true.

    "Tesla claims we were lying when we said the brakes were “broken”. They now say that all that had happened was that the fuse to the vacuum pump had failed, which meant that the brake just had to be pushed down much harder than usual. Well – to my mind, if the brakes are broken, then they’re broken, and if this happened to your car, you’d take it to the garage to get it fixed. Odd it seems so trivial to Tesla now, because on the day of filming they insisted on repairing the fuse before we could carry on driving the car."

    You know, many of you swallow the straw man arguments Elon Musk puts forward as if they are true. They're not, he *pretends* a critic has made claim X, because claim X is easier to knock down, than the unpleasant truth they actually said.

    1. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything here except for the 55 mile claim, because the full quote is:
      "Although Tesla say it will do 200 miles, we worked out that on our track it would run out after just 55 miles and if it does run out, it is not a quick job to charge it up again."
      Where the Top Gear guys compare track mileage to real-world mileage, but don't point out that that's what they are doing. It wasn't enough to form a libel case, but it was still dishonest on Top Gear's part.

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    2. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully Tesla gets shamed for this utter nonsense.

    3. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Full quote from where? His quote is from the article he linked to, and your quote sure as hell isn't in the article.

    4. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is they've had bad experiences with other cars as well... I didn't find the review all that bad... if I wanted a roadster for around town (daily driving), and had that kind of money, the Tesla would be on my list. That said, there are some valid points... taking my "vacation to nowhere in particular" at the end of the month... 9 days of driving "wherever" (4 out, day 5 start back)... I don't think I could reasonably take such an unplanned trip with an EV.

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    5. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      It's not dishonest, is the thing. I saw that, I heard that, I knew what they meant. Tesla's range is 200 miles, but on their track it's only 55.
      Cars have reduced range when being driven hard, as for example on a track.

      I got that. Most other people, I think, got that.

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    6. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/mar/05/top-gear-tesla-jeremy-clarkson among other sources which quote the episode in question.

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    7. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Ok, thanks for the link...

      Where the Top Gear guys compare track mileage to real-world mileage, but don't point out that that's what they are doing.

      If the quote is: "we worked out that on our track it would run out after just 55 miles", how are they not making it clear that they are talking about track mileage? Are you saying that in the real world, you like to drive your car around in circles at high speeds?

      Top Gear says the 55 miles came from Tesla engineers.
      http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1057825_top-gear-responds-to-tesla-lawsuit

      The second point is that the figure of 55 miles came not from our heads, but from Tesla’s boffins in California. They looked at the data from that car and calculated that, driven hard on our track, it would have a range of 55 miles.

    8. Re:It could only do 55 miles on the track by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Usually when comparing two values, say 200 miles and 55 miles, you would point out how they're different. The way the quote was phrased, it sounds like they expected 200 track miles. It also sounds like they were trying to imply that Tesla were liars about the 200 mile range. Also, saying "we worked out" in one place, and when called on it saying that you didn't is kind of boderline.

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  20. Tesla/Musk went after more journalists? by guanxi · · Score: 1

    I see a pattern here. Poor Tesla; such bad luck that journalists always pick on them.

  21. Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 0

    Never seen such a spoiled brat in business in all my life. Its like he just assumes he has created the best product in the world and then anybody that doesn't think so needs to be sued out of existence.

    First, Tesla may have created a nice looking vehicle but it is completely priced out of the range of the average person and so has no real world testing and performance numbers. Driving it in the "most ideal way" possible is not the way the average driver will drive this car, and until Tesla gets several hundred thousand vehicles on the road they have no right to claim the performance numbers they do. Instead of attacking people for claiming that it doesn't perform according to your website, embrace the criticism and start working on Gen 2 products that will meet, and better yet exceed, real life expectations.

    Second, Musk needs to grow a set of big brass balls because people are going to criticize his car and company and he is just going to have to learn to take it. Shows like Top Gear don't like any car in existence, particularly electric vehicles, the show is built around the idea of ripping all cars to shreds. Top Gear is not a real car review show anyways, its a comedy show that involves cars.

    Musk is going to have to realize he created a very expensive commuter vehicle. The argument made by Top Gear is that all electric vehicles have poor range and if you don't happen to be near one of those rapid charge stations when you are running out of power then you are spending hours charging your vehicle to get only another few hundred kilometers range. Whether that number is 400 or 300 or 200, it's irrelevant, it's still a limited amount of range compared to gas powered cars and therefore is not a valid alternative to gas powered cars unless all you are doing is running errands or driving to work.

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    1. Re:Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by romanval · · Score: 2

      Yet the range of Tesla's cars are within what most people use for running errands and driving to work... If you need something for edge case scenarios (driving a 1000 miles in one sitting or towing a boat), you can rent an appropriate vehicle. It doesn't discount the fact that (as of now) electric miles are 1/5th the cost of a gasoline equivalent and are practical for most urban and suburban uses.

    2. Re:Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Never seen such a spoiled brat in business in all my life. Its like he just assumes he has created the best product in the world and then anybody that doesn't think so needs to be sued out of existence."

      Yes, except in the cases where he has sued (even in this one where the case was thrown out) it's still cold hard fact that the people he sued were outright lying.

      It's one thing honestly reviewing a bad product as bad, but when you have to lie and invent faults for a product then yes, you deserve to be sued. Fault something for what it genuinely deserves to be faulted for or give it a good review, don't outright make stuff up and lie because you're either too lame to find fault, or there simply aren't any/many.

      If you have to lie in a "review" you're not a reviewer, your a propaganda artist.

    3. Re:Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It doesn't discount the fact that (as of now) electric miles are 1/5th the cost of a gasoline equivalent and are practical for most urban and suburban uses.

      Is that before or after you buy a $90k car instead of a $12k one that'll do the job slightly better?

    4. Re:Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outright lying? You utter fucking idiot. Top Gear never misrepresented the car at all as has been endlessly pointed out over and over again. Get some fucking brain cells

    5. Re:Wow Musk needs to grow a pair quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the AC who can't even correctly interpret what he's seeing on a TV screen...

      If you think it wasn't misrepresented you must be severely mentally inept and I feel for your carer having to put up with you.

  22. Re:Time to read the NYT review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh.. Yeah. Data logs from the car and subsequent tests by other papers and tesla owners proved you narrative is a complete crock of shit, weeks ago.
    At best, the reporter lied to make a controversial story. More likely he's on the take from the oil industry and is in gross violation of journalistic ethics.

    It's a good thing you posed AC, huh?

  23. Free speech prevails for once by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Always a good thing. Nobody was forced into believing anything. Libel and slander laws must be abolished. It is the action taken in bad faith that must be sanctioned, or at least ridiculed.

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  24. Tesla don't deny any of the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Elon Musk didn't deny any of the key facts at all. He raised straw men and knocked them down.

    You have not stated on single item of the key points that is wrong in any way.

    Did it not lose charge overnight? Did the Tesla man not clear them after 1 hour of charge? Did they not supply it fully charged? Did it not say 247 miles range? Was it not shut down, with its brakes locked when they towed it?

    All of these things are true. The car really did that.

    Then there was this:
    http://www.engadget.com/2013/02/18/fleet-of-tesla-s-owners-set-out-to-debunk-nyt-report/

    "A small group of Tesla fans decided to see for themselves. Meeting in DC over the weekend, seven drivers from the Tesla Motors Club forums banded together to recreate the reporter's infamous trip to Tesla's Milford Connecticut Supercharger, minus the Manhattan detour. "

    Also minus the overnight rest stop in the cold. And with warm clothes, but that's not what bother me the most, its this:

    "The long and short? The team made the trip successfully, albeit with some minor hiccups. Most of the drivers had no trouble topping off their Tesla's at max range, ensuring they had enough charge to complete each leg of the trip -- but one car stubbornly refused to top off at a Delaware Supercharger....After about an hour of troubleshooting, Tesla pushed a firmware update to the vehicle, found and diagnosed another bug and got the car back on the road."

    A bug that only affected on car and stopped it reaching the topped off state? No, Elon I don't believe it, I think the firmware stopped the car going on the 'range' overcharge state because the battery condition wouldn't permit it.

    1. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He didn't deny any of the facts, because the facts are not in dispute: the car did, indeed run out of juice. It's the context that is in dispute: driving through Manhattan traffic on an unscheduled detour, failing to fully charge the vehicle, attempting to repeatedly drive well beyond the stated charge, regularly exceeding both posted and suggested speed limits, etc. It ran out of juice due to the incompetence of the driver... whether deliberate or as a result of simple ignorance, each reader will need to decide for him/herself, as the logs fail only to reflect that particular detail.

      For my part, that the NYT reviewer has denied all of these charges, in clear contrast of the plain and simple facts, speaks volumes to his intent. I would have a lot more respect for him if he just owned up to it and played the "stupid" card. His choice to instead make up patently false stories about the car and his actions imply a clear bias, IMHO. He should at least be censured by his editor, especially if future NYT test drives go off without a hitch.

    2. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      but one car stubbornly refused to top off at a Delaware Supercharger....After about an hour of troubleshooting, Tesla pushed a firmware update to the vehicle, found and diagnosed another bug and got the car back on the road."

      Thank you early adopters ... for not being me.

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    3. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never buy version 1.0 of anything is the old adage. However it's clear the NYT went out of its way to malign the car.

    4. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Thank you early adopters ... for not being me.

      Obviously you never want the 1.0 of anything. Cars are definitely this way. Even established automakers go through this. Typically there are the most recalls in the first year or two of production of a new model. Sometimes they do create problems later by switching suppliers to save money, though.

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    5. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      The Audi Q5(a car for morons, I might add) had more than a few issues when it launched. I'd rather buy version 1.0 software than version 1.0 of a car. Or as in the case of Tesla, version 1.0 of new tech.

      But I love the idea of the roadster. A nimble, Elise based car with an electric engine. That's very, very cool. If you can life with the downsides then it might be worth a second look.

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    6. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Holy shit but I can buy a car for under 200 bucks that'll let me get from DC to NYC, *AND* I can fucking speed while doing so.

      You can keep the fancy supercar north of 100k that has to be driven like you're a grandma, haha. I mean you really are just making shit sound even worse for the car.

      What about the facts regarding the loss of charge in cold weather and the bad advice given to the reporter on how to regain the lost charge? That seems pretty indisputable.
      What about the horrible range-killing 0.6 miles that were driven in a parking lot that Musk was jumping up and down over like fucking Yosemite Sam? Seems pretty fucking silly to throw a shitfit over someone looking for a charging station, but then, Elon Musk seems to be pretty fucking silly and nonsensical. I've seen Catholic fathers less concerned with their daughter's virginity, Musk needs to calm the fuck down.

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    7. Re:Tesla don't deny any of the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the NYT, a NYT journalist. There is no evidence that it is NYT policy to malign Tesla or that he was told to make the Tesla S look bad. As far as we can tell this journalist was just following a personal agenda to make Tesla look bad, not a NYT agenda.

  25. Oy, mate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avry body knows it's Furlongs per Fortnight o're here!

    Cheers

  26. Re:So many typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it so mysterious? Does no one understand the question mark?

  27. Looking forward to Consumer Reports by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According p. 67 of the auto issue, "Look for a full test [of the Tesla Model S] in a forthcoming issue." Their test track is in Connecticut, and hopefully they will have done some tests in chilly weather.

  28. Bye Top Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, I have stopped watching Top Gear (BBC and US shows) entirely. Even dropped both cable channels.

  29. Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Err.. Top Gear is a show. You don't use those 3 idiots (the little one, captain slow and that idiot clarkson) advices for your car buying decision. If you do, then you probably ended up buying the most ridiculous most-expensive car, or porsche 911, or worse, a jaguar racing car for your daily commute.

    It IS a SHOW MIMICKING A CAR SHOW. Just relax and enjoy. That's what Top Gear shows is all about.

    As for that idiot clarkson. He manage to flip over a reliant robins on EVERY turns. Successfully emptying the mustang fuel tank just by driving it in Top Gear tracks. Successfully burn out 2 brand new tires from Mercedes AMG-SLS. Manage to mock up people from all over the world (including USA. Not only asian countries, latin countries, Greeks, Albania, Russia, Afrika and just about everybody on this universe not just planet earth). Need we continues on and on?? That's what Clarkson do. There's a lot of video on Youtube about clarkson, if you see some of them, you'll know what i means.

    So Tesla should cheer up. That 3 idiots wouldn't change their attitude. That's what makes Top Gear different from the other "car shows". And that's why i love to watch that show..

    1. Re:Err... by zrelativity · · Score: 1

      Hey, Top Gear was once upon a time a motor show - before anyone who actually knew about cars left to form Fifth Gear. Jeremy Clarkson is an ASSHOLE who some how thinks its cool to mock people, to denigrate other cultures, which his puny brain has no ability to comprehend. Its a comedy show or the equivalent of the Sun tabloid on the BBC with a few exotic cars as the page 3 model.

    2. Re:Err... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      ^
      FYI, the above post is a helluva lot more fun to read if you imagine it in the voice of Toki Wartooth.

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  30. Re:uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Grauniad article has been though a spellchecker, so he's making up for it for old times' sake.

  31. Name calling aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the logs allowed Elon to contest minor details, he didn't dispute the main points.
    No, it's not a conspiracy against Tesla by the oil companies. The electric car doesn't change the source of US energy, it just stores it differently.
    No, Tesla owners did not prove the narrative was a crock of shit. They did a different test (without the cold stop, and with the range overcharging and with warm clothes) and one car even failed that test. Was that failure a conspiracy against Tesla too?

  32. Re:So many typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...question mark?

  33. Tesla hate the truth by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    So Tesla does not like the truth about their cars having lower mpg distance, breaking down, or taking hours just to charge the damn car. I seen that episode. Only rich idiots buy these ridiculous overpriced shithole cars.

  34. Take their preferred car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said that the Tesla would only do 55 miles (on their track run as a race). But their Bugatti or DB5 won't do more than 55 miles that way either. So their complaints are still only based on their hate for electric cars.

    1. Re:Take their preferred car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They said that the Tesla would only do 55 miles (on their track run as a race). But their Bugatti or DB5 won't do more than 55 miles that way either. So their complaints are still only based on their hate for electric cars.

      You can "recharge" the Bugatti or DB5 in 5 minutes and do another 55 miles. The Tesla becomes a $100,000 brick for hours after the "tank" is empty.

    2. Re:Take their preferred car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You didn't watch the episode, or are being deliberately disenginous: Clarkson addressed that specific point. His problem wasn't that it would run out of power after 55 miles, it's that it would take him a couple of hours to recharge the Tesla compared to a couple of minutes with a Veyron or a DB5.

    3. Re:Take their preferred car by jxander · · Score: 2

      As the AC's pointed out, the gripe was more about recharge time than range alone. Going 50 miles on a charge/tank isn't crippling if there are recharging stations (aka gas pumps) every few miles.

      They addressed the point in more detail during a different episode, where they took a road trip in a Leaf and some other car with a funny name. A quick google search tells me it was Series 17 ep 6, and the funny named car was Peugeot iOn (AKA Mitsubishi i-MiEV, AKA Citroën C-Zero.) They were actually fairly gentle with the two cars, and again, the only gripe was finding a publicly available wall-socket for recharging, and then waiting the several hours for the recharge to occur.

      They even had a minor epiphany after the test, while playing around in carnival bumper cars, which are electric. We just need a ton of electrically charged chicken wire mesh running atop the freeway to provide constant charging :)

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    4. Re:Take their preferred car by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      They even had a minor epiphany after the test, while playing around in carnival bumper cars, which are electric. We just need a ton of electrically charged chicken wire mesh running atop the freeway to provide constant charging :)

      Steel plating on the ground too.

  35. Re:Time to read the NYT review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if its all lies, where's the lawsuit? That was the whole point of their post that you conveniently dodged.

  36. They lied about it running out of power. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see that bit where they pushed it? Saying it needed pushing because it ran out of power? It hadn't.

    That is called "lying".

    1. Re:They lied about it running out of power. by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION!

      That skit was an excercise to illustrate to the viewer the actual and real outcome of running out of power with a Tesla. That is what happens.

      They did it in a way that was amusing and elicited laughter, yes. Have you seen the show? That's what they do.

      Do you... do you not understand culture at all, or is it just when the Big Bad British Boys are picking on your favorite superhero, excuse me, supercar, that you throw on the blinders and refuse to accept that the turkey that Emeril pulls out of the oven is NOT THE SAME ONE HE JUST PUT IN? FUCKING WHAT A PHONY, HOLY SHIT Y'ALL, WE BROKE THE CASE WIDE OPEN!

      Wait, yeah no nobody calls out cooking shows for that bullshit. Your argument, which was Musk's argument, Tesla's argument, and the argument of a thousand other humorless twats with unfortunate cases of head-up-ass-itis, is just stupid. You probably are too.

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    2. Re:They lied about it running out of power. by raynet · · Score: 1

      Noh, it is called television :)

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    3. Re:They lied about it running out of power. by getmerexkramer · · Score: 0

      Great, another person who thinks that if you don't find a british show absolutely hilarious you must be a simple minded moron, it couldn't possibly be because the show's hosts aren't funny. Also, your comparison with a cooking show is stupid, a better comparison would be if the chef put BRAND X chicken into the oven, pulled it out and fed it to people who got sick. Then admitted it was all staged to show what could happen if the chicken were undercooked.

    4. Re:They lied about it running out of power. by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      If that brand of chicken had a greater likelihood of making people sick, it would be entirely reasonable to think someone would script such a scene.
      The long recharge time of the Tesla is a downside to the car, and that's what they were showing.
      The actual distance it drove wasn't an issue -- its range is pretty typical of a car of its class and during whatever conditions for whatever total range. The time between, though? Refueling, recharging? The Tesla DOES lose out. That was the important part of that bit. It's mind-boggling how you can misunderstand *so hard* that you see a problem.

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  37. Every Top Gear Car Review In One Sentence by mabu · · Score: 1

    "This car is absolutely horrible.... yet somehow it's brilliant!"

  38. In Related News... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Apple today announced plans to sue Blendtec's Tom Dickson, for unfair portrayals of their products during his review.

    Film @ 11.

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  39. Fake the unreliability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it wasn't libellous (or whatever you'd call it when it's performed on stage as an act but presented as fact), why did they have to fake pushing it to the garage?

  40. Why are we even discussing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elan Musk is a cock. Jeremy Clarkson is a dick. So, let them fuck around. Why is this even a news for the nerds.

  41. battery weight in the middle by r00t · · Score: 1

    Weight in the middle is excellent. Weight at one end means that the other will tend to lose traction, possibly causing a deadly spin. (pick-up trucks suffer from this when the bed is empty or overloaded) Weight at both ends is kind of like weight in the middle, but with a higher moment of inertia. It's harder to turn, and thus more likely to lose grip (leading to deadly spin) when you do.

    Batteries are usually mounted low, which is even better. The center of gravity drops, making the car less likely to tip.

    BTW, hydrogen was Bush's way to distract voters while divirting money to near-pointless research. It's not going to happen.

    1. Re:battery weight in the middle by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      That much weight in the low middle is handling nightmare as evidenced by the Tesla's abysmal handling in corner.

      Hydrogen is the best, easiest and 'greenest'. It's the right way. We made it to space in a decade. We can do hydrogen on a cheap substrate in half that time. Think of all the lithiums we'll save alone.

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    2. Re:battery weight in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of cars have bad handling. You can find cars with every type of weight situation that have bad handling. If the suspension sucks, well, handling will be no good.

      Telsa is redoing the suspension. We'll see how well that goes of course.

      They really need to power all the wheels. Putting lots of power into a single axle can cause loss of grip, which is obviously a major handling issue.

  42. No facts on the BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BBC was created as the public-facing propaganda arm of MI5 (although MI5 wasn't called that at the time, and strictly speaking isn't called that today, but the term is widely accepted as a blanket description of Britain's domestic basket of intelligence agencies).

    Every journalist that works for the BBC (and most senior managers) have to be vetted by MI5 (who have permanent offices in the larger BBC facilities). BBC foreign correspondents are all agents of MI6. The BBC 'World Service' is, of course, an MI6 operation, and was directly responsible for creating the West's fake Muslim 'news' service Al Jazeera (originally formed from the Arab division of the 'World Service' in another 'Lawrence of Arabia' type operation). Today, Al Jazeera operates from Britain's intelligence bases in Qatar.

    The end result of all this is several-fold. Firstly the BBC was given a COMPLETE monopoly over all the broadcast airwaves (Radio and TV) for the longest time, starving the British people of any form of variety in their entertainment. This monopoly was not fully broken until the emergence of satellite TV in the 1980s, and then only because the BBC plans to monopolize satellite as well collapsed due to extreme incompetence.

    Today, British people still have to pay for an exorbitant TV 'license', with enforcement of this tax involving a vast army of vicious thugs who gleefully infringe the privacy and rights of anyone who lacks a license, regardless of whether they legally need one. The law requires a license ONLY if a person watches broadcast video (via any equipment including the Internet), so convictions almost always require a 'confession' since any equipment, including TV sets, have none infringing uses. The BBC thugs specialise in extracting confessions from the most vulnerable people in society.

    The BBC has always been the richest national TV broadcast service, but rarely does this fact show itself onscreen. Instead, the vast sums of money raking in by the BBC traditionally pay for the highest salaries and pension pay-outs in the business. During the 60s and 70s, when the BBC was rolling in cash, BBC's TV output (in production values) was some of the shoddiest on the planet. As a consequence (and to meet union demands that TV shows had very few repeat transmissions) the BBC notoriously deleted the vast majority of its archives just before the VHS home renting market emerged, costing the BBC hundreds of millions in lost revenue. The people responsible were promoted.

    The corruption and lack of public accountability make the BBC a playground for every kind of ambitious pervert. The biggest BBC star across more than three decades was Jimmy Savile, a vicious, violent, repulsive child rapist, and general sex criminal. The BBC provided Savile with a regular salary, regardless of output, and 'private' facilities wherever he worked, so he could abuse kids more easily. Complaints against his behaviour were continuous across his career with the BBC, but BBC senior management made it clear that Savile was 'untouchable'. Savile was a personal friend and confidant of Prince Charles and Margret Thatcher. It should also be noted that Savile famously spoke in the Israeli parliament, demanding that the Zionist government kill more Palestinians, and steal more land. Since the 60s, the BBC is frequently known as the 'Israeli Broadcasting Corporation'.

    Every form of disgusting scandal has happened at the BBC. The growth of the pay-to-play phone-in competitions allowed BBC staff to run all kinds of scams, including on their famous charity 'telethons'. The BBC 'royal' charter puts its staff above the law (remember the MI6 connection) except on rare occasions.

    The BBC reputation for 'truth' and 'honesty' exists only in the minds of uniformed morons. All this being said, a show like 'Top Gear' is crafted for entertainment only, with the assumption that every word uttered is a fictional as a line in 'Star Wars'. When it comes to actual products, the car biz has to see the show as a PR positive for their indust

    1. Re:No facts on the BBC by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Murdoch? Is that you?

  43. corrupt courts by r00t · · Score: 1

    In the UK, a libel suit is the easiest thing to win. Anytime somebody says anything bad about a UK person or corporation, they go to court and win.

    Telsa is not a UK company. They were suing a UK quasi-governmental entity. They lost.

    1. Re:corrupt courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they lost because the court was biased against foreigners, not at all because their case was a huge pile of worthless horseshit, oh no...

    2. Re:corrupt courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK, libel is special. You normally win, even if your case is a huge pile of worthless horseshit. You couldn't lose a libel case if you tried.

  44. Top Gear as comedy show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honest question... everyone keeps saying that Top Gear is a comedy/entertainment show, so why does it show up as a 'factual' show in many places? On BBC's site it says:

    BBC Two - Top Gear

    www.bbc.co.uk Factual Cars & Motors

    Motoring magazine, including road tests, news and features.

    It also won four awards in the "Most Popular Factual Programme" category of the National Television Awards (2006, 2007, 2008, 2011). Wouldn't it being a comedy/entertainment show disqualify it?

    It also says on their site: '“Top Gear” takes extraordinary and ordinary cars to the limit and beyond to find out if they’re half as good as manufacturers claim.'... isn't this misleading if they don't actually test a manufacturer's claims? Lots of mention of testing cars, which now looks more like 'testing'. I'm confused.

    Post anon so as not to undo moderation.

  45. "Free" publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I discovered Tesla's car by watching the Top Gear, without this show it would prolly take me some more time to hear about it. And to be honest, I do not remember how exactly they bashed the car and if they even did. What I recall is that I liked it and I found it's quite cool niche car.

  46. I love Top Gear (UK) but by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I love those three pillocks, but TG straight-up *lied* for entertainment I suppose, but also for their quixotic defense of all combustion internal.

    And here I thought the UK was legendary for their wicked-strong libel laws; guess it doesn't apply to US companies.

  47. prove you didn't get a sale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's always a good one and reminds me of Bush and his gang of thugs who kept insisting that Saddam Hussein prove he didn't have weapons of mass destruction. So Tesla would have to prove they didn't get sales because of damaging false 'entertainment' by Top Gear TV. And when you are a startup, your sales are all over the map because of limited market penetration and marketing or brand recognition. A win for Top Gear TV who went out of their way to give gasoline sniffing muscle heads a chuckle seeing an electric car getting pushed around.

  48. Tesla vs Top Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Justice prevails!

    Nice to know that Tesla is failing to bully the British legal system.

    Tesla- a company with great potential as a technology and/or car company but clueless where marketing or legal ramifications are concerned.

  49. Tesla sucks? by badford · · Score: 1

    I would not have known or believed that if it weren't for them attacking the press.

    dumb move, Tesla.

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  50. writing an article post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love having no idea what this post is about until the last sentence

  51. Not perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both Top gear and the NY times pointed out that electric cars will run out of juice and need to be towed if dead. NY times actually had a car run out, whereas top gear just stated that driving a car marketed as a sports car on track would have a low range.

    Any critism of Tesla's products leads to Elon Musk either sueing someone or taking to the airwaves to talk about biases against him or electric cars. Why is pointing out any shortcoming about Tesla's products so offensive to some people? Are we all supposed to just automatically cheer them on?

  52. Electric Testing Matches My Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having tested electric vehicles for many years, the Top Gear results match up well with my experiences. The advertised driving ranges are typically double reality, and if you have any fun with the pedal on the right, expect just over 1/3 advertised distance. The temperature of the battery pack is directly proportional to the discharge / recharge rate, and the efficiency of the battery is proportional to its temperature. Once the temp gets over 170F, it will climb quickly to whatever cut-off temp the controller is set to, generally between 200-250F (any higher and its bye bye battery, hello to melted solder and plastic fumes). So for me, seeing the car perform magnificantly right up until cut-off, check. Needing battery cool down time after max accel and top speed tests, check. Getting between 1/3 and 1/2 claimed distance from a full charge during a day at the track, check. All exactly as expected.

    It's all about the battery controller, and I have yet to see any purely electical drive vehicle manufacturer get it right. The Prius and other hybrids can cheat: turn on the motor during conditions that may cause or did cause battery problems in the past. All the pure electrics can do is slow down or cut-off completely.

  53. Tesla plans to sell a $30K car in a few years.. by romanval · · Score: 1

    If you look at the competition for $90k+ sports sedans (BMW M5, Mercedes CLK, Porsche Panamera), the Tesla performs competitively. They're selling high-end cars now to help fund the scale-up for the more common-end cars later.

    1. Re:Tesla plans to sell a $30K car in a few years.. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No, they don't compare on performance. They have less range.

      However: if cost per mile is your concern, my point is that you shouldn't buy a $90k car. It's going to have to pay you for the first 50,000 miles just to offset the purchase price.

  54. Land of Free, Home of the Brave spits at Blighty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla Motors holds the key to solving US aviation industry's recent problems with advanced rechargeable batteries and that is an extremely crucial aspect. Britain is messing with Tesla Motors, therefore Britain has become an enemy of US interests. Therefore Britain is not going to receive F-35 fighters because of a US arms export embargo. Let's see what Blighty has at its disposal to stop russian Tu-160 bombers from criss-crossing its airspace? Downing Street 10 better apologize to Tesla Motors!

  55. Re:Time to read the NYT review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Top Gear isn't a journalistic endeavor - it's entertainment.