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North Korea Kills Phone Line, 1953 Armistice; Kim Jong Un's Funds Found In China

eldavojohn writes "Last week, North Korea promised a "preemptive nuclear strike" prior to a UN vote on new sanctions. Despite the threat, the sanctions were unanimously approved. North Korea has responded by killing a Red Cross hotline with Seoul and claims that it has canceled the 1953 Armistice although the UN notes this cannot be done unilaterally (North Korea attempted the same thing in 2003 and 2009). While everyone thought that Kim Jong Un would ride out the sanctions on slush funds, the United States claims to have found his funds in Shanghai and other parts of China totaling hundreds of millions of dollars. Beijing has reportedly refused to confiscate these funds despite voting for the very UN resolutions sanctioning North Korea that read: 'More specifically, States are directed to prevent the provision of financial services or the transfer of any financial or other assets or resources, including 'bulk cash,' which might be used to evade the sanctions.'"

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  1. Oh? by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 4, Funny

    North Korea again? I've seen this movie before. It sucked the first time.

    1. Re:Oh? by AkaTopher · · Score: 4, Funny

      But...but North Korea is best Korea!

    2. Re:Oh? by amiga3D · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sequel is even worse.

    3. Re:Oh? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      The movie faithfully reproduced the machine guns glowing red cuttng down legions of Chinese troops.

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    4. Re:Oh? by jittles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This just makes me want to watch "Team America" again. Not the best movie in the world but those guys sure know how to get the job done when it comes to N Korea ;)

    5. Re:Oh? by es330td · · Score: 5, Funny

      This kind of reminds me of Michael Keaton's character in "Multiplicity" wherein he says "You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original." Each iteration of the " Leader" gets a little less stable than its predecessor. Given this one's extreme youth and actions thus far, I wonder if we will ever see round 4 of this franchise.

    6. Re:Oh? by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      North Korea again? I've seen this movie before. It sucked the first time.

      Movie and TV series, remember MASH was about the Korean war. Knowing their love of remakes Hollywood is probably already developing MASH 2013.

    7. Re:Oh? by 1s44c · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This kind of reminds me of Michael Keaton's character in "Multiplicity" wherein he says "You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original." Each iteration of the "<insert adjective> Leader" gets a little less stable than its predecessor. Given this one's extreme youth and actions thus far, I wonder if we will ever see round 4 of this franchise.

      I somehow doubt that someone of his age and inexperience is really in charge. I suspect Kim Jong Un is really a figurehead while North Korea is being run by the top brass of their army.

    8. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      >North Korea is Best Korea
      >Modded: Redundant

      lol

    9. Re:Oh? by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      You're breaking my barrs, Hans. Breaking my barrrs!

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    10. Re:Oh? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here is my exact view: North Korea wants to be invaded, because of the spoils of war that the US will bring it. Imagine getting wiped off the globe by the US in a 3 day war, and then have the next 10 years of "Nation Building" infrastructure improvements that we've become accustomed to giving the vanquished foes. It is brilliant plan!

      I do believe there was a movie with this same plot, though I don't recall the title off hand.

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    11. Re:Oh? by nobodyknowsimageek · · Score: 5, Informative

      There was a book, subsequently made into a move: "The Mouse that Roared". The only flaw in their plan was that their tiny little invasion force actually landed on the East Coast, managed to capture a Doomsday device the US had built, and thereby won the war. Hilarity ensued!

    12. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell Rodman to get back there fast. He's about to star in a very big booming movie.

    13. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed and if he tried to open up he would soon be dead, the top brass would lose their power, status, money and starve like everyone else so they would never let that happen

    14. Re:Oh? by Grayhand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This kind of reminds me of Michael Keaton's character in "Multiplicity" wherein he says "You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original." Each iteration of the "<insert adjective> Leader" gets a little less stable than its predecessor. Given this one's extreme youth and actions thus far, I wonder if we will ever see round 4 of this franchise.

      I somehow doubt that someone of his age and inexperience is really in charge. I suspect Kim Jong Un is really a figurehead while North Korea is being run by the top brass of their army.

      He seems to have had enough power to cut phone lines with the south and break a 60 year old treaty and place them in a condition of war. He may be a five year old with his daddy's gun but he's still holding a gun that looks like a couple of nukes and a large army.

    15. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the army wants to keep things at slow boil, as long as theres an external enemy the starving people won't look internal
      and the big brass can stay comfortable at the top of the pyramid

    16. Re:Oh? by pclminion · · Score: 3

      indeed and if he tried to open up he would soon be dead

      I doubt it. The Kim line is a personality cult. Control of the country without a visible Kim presence would be extremely difficult, at best.

      If Un started running his mouth stupidly, they'd probably pump him full of drugs until he started talking about rainbows instead. Killing him would be drastic.

    17. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. They hanged the guy at the end and the wmds were just a lie.

    18. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! Thank you so much for posting that. I've been trying to remember the name of that movie for years. I would have never guessed it.

    19. Re:Oh? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      If Un started running his mouth stupidly, they'd probably pump him full of drugs until he started talking about rainbows instead. Killing him would be drastic.

      Why, that's Un possible.

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    20. Re:Oh? by Xest · · Score: 2

      "If Un started running his mouth stupidly, they'd probably pump him full of drugs until he started talking about rainbows instead. Killing him would be drastic."

      Oh so THAT'S how the unicorn story came about!

    21. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if my country should start a war with the US then. We could certainly use the infrastructure improvements...

      Sadly, I'm American.

    22. Re:Oh? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      He seems to have had enough power to cut phone lines with the south and break a 60 year old treaty and place them in a condition of war. He may be a five year old with his daddy's gun but he's still holding a gun that looks like a couple of nukes and a large army.

      My point is that he didn't do these things off his own back. Say what you like about American or European politicians, but each and every one of them has access to free information, a more or less free press, advisors and supports who will advise honestly and are free to question or even replace their leaders.

      Our friend Kim is most likely in an information vacuum knowing only what his fathers advisors choose to tell him.

    23. Re:Oh? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Modded +5 Interesting now, rather than Funny. Considering the bleeding wound which is life in Iraq today you were trying for sarcasm, weren't you?

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    24. Re:Oh? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      We'd give them to South Korea.

    25. Re:Oh? by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Ask Georgia about Atlanta and all points between there and the sea. It *eventually* worked out, but not quite as fast as you might like.

    26. Re:Oh? by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      More simply, if he opened up his country, the greater chance that people will decide that a coup or revolution would be an easier way to bridge the gap between their country and the rest of the world.

    27. Re:Oh? by Eddy_D · · Score: 1

      Its a decent little movie (1959) starring Peter Sellers. I like the doomsday bomb, looks like a football and really does not like to be moved.. at all. Wikipedia on the book and movie; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_That_Roared

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    28. Re:Oh? by chill · · Score: 3, Informative

      To put it in perspective, this is the 13th time North Korea has cut the phone line with the South and "broken" the Armistice Agreement since this crap all started.

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    29. Re:Oh? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      IIRC he is in charge, at least somewhat. The mess that happened with their currency where the economy semi-collapsed and people starved was Kim Jong Un's call. He also cleaned house and terminated (in the "send flowers" sense) a lot of the top brass that he felt wasn't sufficiently loyal.

      He may be clueless, but he does have a lot of control.

      In another NK note, The Worm's visit made me think of what I think is Shaquille ONeal's best quote:

      Dennis F**king Rodman

    30. Re:Oh? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, MASH was set in Korean but was actually intended as commentary on the war in Vietnam.

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    31. Re:Oh? by Tactical+Bacon · · Score: 1

      Ha, I would *love* to see Kim Jong Un on TV announcing that "She touched my pepe, Steve!"

    32. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're so ronery.

    33. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK, YEAH!

    34. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we roll in and nerve-gas the entire nest.

    35. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's too bad that the flaming liberals never let us finish what we start. We always leave survivors to financially bleed us in the future. Next time, we should just glass the entire country.

    36. Re:Oh? by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure China would like the U.S. to come in and do that. An interesting twist is if China invaded them and did the nation building. Not sure how likely a scenario that is, but one I have yet to see proposed.

    37. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the bleeding wound which is life in Iraq today you were trying for sarcasm, weren't you?

      Wow, sucks to be them.

      Buoyed by an increase in oil production and declining violence, Iraq's economy is showing signs of life.

      Iraq has boosted oil production to 3 million barrels a day with the help of international oil companies. That's up from the 2.5 million barrels before the 2003 U.S.-led invasion. The government expects to expand capability to 10 million barrels a day in six years, which would put it at the top of world oil producers.

      Baghdad streets are jammed with late-model cars, and restaurants and cafes are open well into the night. People have more disposable income and can buy an infinite array of consumer goods. "There is a sense money is percolating," says Kevin Carey, a senior economist at the World Bank.

      The International Monetary Fund forecasts Iraq's economy will grow 11.1% this year to about $144 billion . . .

      Last year, Iraq attracted $55.67 billion in foreign investment and other commercial activity, a 40% increase from the previous year, according to Dunia Frontier Consultants. . . .

      Last year, China's investment and other business activity in Iraq was valued at more than $3 billion, according to Dunia. South Korea ranked No. 1, with about $12 billion in Iraq, according to the report. A South Korean real estate developer is in negotiations on a deal potentially worth $35 billion to build 500,000 housing units and related infrastructure, according to Dunia.

      . . . consumers are ready to spend. Stores are jammed with microwaves, computers, air conditioners and wide-screen televisions.

      "In one day, we might sell 75 cars in this showroom," says Ali Alrobaiy, a marketing official for a large car dealer in Baghdad. "It's a huge market.". . . ---- Iraq's economy shows signs of growth

      How?! How will they get by without Saddam to destroy villages with chemical weapons, steal the oil money to buy arms and build yet another palace? Who will replace the genius of his sons?

      Dear Mr Blair. . .

  2. Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That way they can point to a country and say to its people: "See, you CAN do worse. Now get back to work."

  3. for the seventh time since 1993 by Charlu · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      lol that one comment is enough to put everything in perspective. N Korea's upset, and that's it.

      Story's closed, no more comments needed.

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    2. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by jandrese · · Score: 5, Insightful

      North Korea is like a Facebook drama queen that has to post every other day about how some nonspecific HORRIBLE new thing just happened to them, please post on their walls to validate their existence. On Facebook the only way to deal with them is to ignore them (or unfriend) until they get the point, but I'm not sure how well this will work with an entire country. One thing is certain though, feeding the troll only makes it worse.

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    3. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is - governments outside of North Korea feel it would be a bad move to cut them totally off and let their population starve to death. So they keep going back to the bargaining table, basically offering to trade food for nukes. We give them the food, then NK realizes that their nuclear program is their *only* bargaining chip... so they find something trivial to get mad about regarding the food shipments and pull out of the agreement (after a fair amount of the food has been delivered, of course).

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

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    4. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by benjfowler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fuck China. They allow NK to keep hassling the world. Luckily, karma's a bitch, and when the whole edifice comes crashing down, guess whose problem all those refugees are? Not South Korea, no thanks to the DMZ.

      China deserves North Korea.

    5. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The game theory here is very frustrating. Given the goals we want to achieve (nuclear disarmament) and the constraints we have (the North Korean people should suffer as little as possible) and the methods available (diplomatic attempts at disarmament, full embargo, all-out war, and brinksmanship) there's really no way to go forward and get what we want without either a lot of North or South Korean blood on our hands.
       

      • We could stop sending food aid to increase pressure, but the innocent people in NK will starve.
      • We could attempt diplomacy as usual, but that's simply ineffective and a waste of time since the regime won't ever be serious with us.
      • We could go to war and try to kill/depose all of the top brass, but it would be an unpopular war, kill a lot of innocent NK and SK people, get China pissed as hell at us, and be incredibly expensive.
        • War would also put China in the shitty position of having to deal with a gigantic influx of refugees who would be an economic burden and wouldn't be able to socially integrate.

      Then we have brinksmanship. Up until the 1990s our strategy was to attempt diplomatic disarmament, but during the 1990s that broke down pretty badly. Today we're playing a brinksmanship game while still attempting to send aid and trying to work on disarmament. This is just peachy for the NK top brass. They get to make any ridiculous proclamations they want, refuse to disarm, and get food aid anyway. Meanwhile, China is backing them in order to keep from dealing with refugees.

      I can't see any way out. I'd be hopeful of revolution, which makes sense if it were a country with a Westernized culture, but the NK regime is too powerful, and the people are too uneducated and isolated to free themselves. It's a perfect storm, and any solution to the problem of NK is going to be VERY ugly to say the least. It won't have any net positive for many years, any way you try to slice up the situation.

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    6. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your rationale is sound.

      My alternative:

      There might be the surprise olive branch, with China breathing down their necks. Then they could be Gadaffi'd out of business.

      Or, nice palace military coup with a few years of malaise wouldn't be too rough, although crappy for the civilians. Then, a pseudo-democratic autocracy, followed by a more popular revolution when people actually get some food in their tummies.

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    7. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      We can always dream, I suppose.

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    8. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Great+Big+Bird · · Score: 1

      A revolution is often bloody, and the results afterwards often includes civil war.

    9. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But at least it wouldn't be our fault, but the will of the people and/or their charismatic leader

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    10. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by funkify · · Score: 1

      ...there's really no way to go forward and get what we want without either a lot of North or South Korean blood on our hands. We could stop sending food aid to increase pressure, but the innocent people in NK will starve.

      I don't think there's any blood on our hands if we stop feeding them. We can't own their crap. That belongs squarely on them.

    11. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 2

      In one sense yes, if they starve if we stop giving them food it's their own fault for not building the infrastructure to support themselves. But it also can be interpreted as our fault as well for getting them hooked on handouts in the first place and then withdrawing aid.

      It really depends on which interpretation you choose. If you're willing to achieve your political goals at the expense of the innocent populous, it's easy to reason that the starvation of the people is the fault of the regime l. But on the other hand we're the ones supporting the people and stopping aid is the same as condemning them to starvation that we can prevent, which is pretty cold blooded. It's not the fault of the innocent that they can't feed themselves after all.

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    12. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by gman003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When the rules of the game prevent victory, youchange the rules.

      In this case, you either give up on nuclear disarmament (personally I don't think nukes themselves are problematic, just the size and particularly number we have), or you give up on the North Korean people (personally I favor precision missile strikes against their leadership and military threats).

      Or we find a new method - I would think negotiation would work better if we openly recognized that, without China propping them up, NK would have collapsed decades ago - so we need to figure out what China wants out of the deal. Simply put, they're worried about the big US army that's been stationed there, just as they were during the Korean War. So, oddly, negotiation could probably proceed without either of the Koreas at the table - just China and the US. Get the US to pull out the 8th Army in exchange for China dropping all support for NK, and we'd be getting somewhere. NK would then either quickly starve, or would start listening when we tell them to knock it off.

    13. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Get the US to pull out the 8th Army in exchange for China dropping all support for NK, and we'd be getting somewhere.

      This sounds good, but that would be absolutely terrible for Japan. Remember, Japan isn't allowed a standing army or navy (officially). They do have the JSDF and the JMSDF, but both forces wouldn't be able to protect them in all out war, which is what their insecure about. Japan is a major trading partner, and they're going to throw a fit if we make them feel vulnerable. There's been a lot of saber rattling between Japan and China in the last few months over minor islands of little value. If we appear to be too chummy with China over diplomatic and military strategy, Japan's going to make a world of hurt for us since we're their ally in the saber rattling (unofficially)

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    14. Re: for the seventh time since 1993 by canadiannomad · · Score: 2

      Change the rules...
      I suggest a PR war. Isn't that what Americans are good at? At least at home... Jam/destroy/takeover broadcasting within the country, give the people a message that would actually help them help themselves. Hide messages in food/medical aid.... Basically out communicate the NK gov't.

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    15. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by russotto · · Score: 1

      Get the US to pull out the 8th Army in exchange for China dropping all support for NK, and we'd be getting somewhere. NK would then either quickly starve, or would start listening when we tell them to knock it off.

      The only place pulling the 8th Army out leads is to China taking BOTH Koreas (the North invades the South and China picks up the pieces, regardless of any agreements made).

    16. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever said we had to pull out of Japan. In fact, that would be a great place for the 8th Army to "temporarily" rebase to, while "transitioning" back to the US (if some Japanese politician is making a campaign issue out of it, Australia would work just as well).

      And I'm sure our ships will dock in Korean ports quite often for resupply. I mean, that's only natural. They're still allies, just without our troops pre-positioned in their country.

    17. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by gman003 · · Score: 2

      Assuming, that is, that North Korea is able to do so. I've seen some speculation by relatively-knowledgeable people about a Korean War that has South Korea winning it before the US even gets clearance from Washington to join in. I think that's a bit over-optimistic, but I don't doubt that if it were just South Korea versus just North Korea, the Korea with the main battle tanks, modern fighter jets and robotic sentry turrets will beat the Korea whose soldiers barely get a survival ration and whose rockets have a more consistent history of exploding than their warheads.

      South Korea is no military weakling. Look at almost any list of countries by military strength - they'll be in the top ten or *maybe* twenty. They beat France and Italy *combined* for active military personnel. They beat the US for active + reserve. They tie Germany for tanks, and beat them for fighter aircraft. They're #9 in military spending. #8 in Global Militarization Index. They're not in a position to take on China single-handedly, but they'd give North Korea a thrashing, and they'd last long enough against China for the rest of the world to come to their aid.

    18. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Or... we could make up a bunch of shit about how they have stockpiles of WMD's, the need for regime change, etc.
      Oh..., wait. What? No oil? Er....

    19. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.

      if NK is invaded, bombed, etc. south korea will have a refugee problem. china will have target practice. china likes things just the way they are because NK gives them some leverage at any diplomatic table.

      China: "You want us to do such and such? How about we just do such and help you contain the mad-dog NK?"
      or
      China: "If you do such and such we will not help you with mad-dog NK."

      we need to stop sending aid and increase sanctions. a siege is time-tested and reliable. yes, the innocent people of NK will suffer but the rate of increased suffering starts off slow and builds up. it's a curve on a graph. however, people are smart. each increment of suffering yields an increment of innocents fleeing the country. the curve gets shallower and stretches out over a greater amount of time. stay the course and stick to it. these gradual defections give surrounding nations time to absorb the refugees. as people leave, starving in NK decreases and reduces the motivations for NK's saber-rattling. we should stay the course, but at this point the UN or whatever council of nations will go limp and soft and start lifting the sanctions and sending aid as a reward for NK's good behavior. mistake. the condition for ending the siege needs to be firmly established beforehand. the siege should not let up until the regime surrenders all military and political power to the outside council of nations. unfortunately, this plan would take 20 years to bear its fruit and democratic nations do not have that kind of enduring resolve.

      so, the NK situation will continue to be a political weather pattern. get used to it. the only way it will end is if little Kimmy gets stupid and actually carries out a violent threat. at that point, the ugly and messy solutions will be carried out.

    20. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by microbox · · Score: 1

      The problem is - governments outside of North Korea feel it would be a bad move to cut them totally off and let their population starve to death.

      It's not just about people starving to death. It's about game theory. Engagement actually does and has brought real change across the world. NK may be a special case.

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    21. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be hopeful of revolution, which makes sense if it were a country with a Westernized culture, but the NK regime is too powerful, and the people are too uneducated and isolated to free themselves.

      And no revolution will happen as long as we keep sending them food.

    22. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by MultiPak · · Score: 2

      Sanctions against china for not meeting their sanctions responsibility against North Korea, might slow the little blighters down.

    23. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      There's also assassination. Start being a dick and threatening nuclear launches? Bam, next Kim's turn. After a while they'd get the hint and settle down.

      Oh, and try to pin the previous assassination on us to rile up the populace or international condemnation? Bam, next Kim's turn.

    24. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 2

      That can't work. Who's the next in line for Kim Jong Un? He's 26 and doesn't have a kid (or if he does it's a very young child). He wouldn't have died of natural causes other than congenital defects or accidentally. Both notoriously hard to replicate in an assassination attempt. The death for any reason of Kim Jong Un would be blamed on us. The next guy would likely be a military officer. His death would probably only be explainable as assassination.

      It's not that simple or easy. Even unhealthily heavy people like KJU (who isn't all that fat, probably mildly obese) wouldn't drop dead without a reason.

      What a very shortsighted viewpoint you have.

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    25. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Or, nice palace military coup

      China was blamed for an attempt at such a coup in the 1970s and the amount of paranoia directed at the Chinese has been only slightly less than directed at the rest of the world. The place is xenophobic beyond belief.

    26. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Your idea would most likely provoke a backlash against China from the NK military units posted along the border to defend against a Chinese invasion (yes they are that paranoid). I don't think China wants even a small war with a place that's happy to throw nukes and biological agents around, especially if they occupy they get a hostile and disfunctional society eking out an existence on 40 years of scorched earth.

    27. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The problem is - governments outside of North Korea feel it would be a bad move to cut them totally off and let their population starve to death.

      What, do they not have rain, dirt or sun? Why aren't they growing their own food? It looks pretty green from the photos.

    28. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We could stop sending food aid to increase pressure, but the innocent people in NK will starve.

      I thought the whole point of economic sanctions was to make people suffer, so that they eventually get fed up with their rulers and revolt?

      It seems self evident that the leaders aren't going to be the ones going without food.

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    29. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Couldn't we train up some captured North Koreans that we have brainwashed into being perfect assassins that can be activated by a remote code? Then we would have perfect deniability.

      I'm sure I've seen that in a film.

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    30. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Times change, and the ideology of Mao isn't the pseudo-democracy of today. Might work.

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    31. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by MTEK · · Score: 1

      The game theory here is very frustrating. Given the goals we want to achieve (nuclear disarmament) and the constraints we have (the North Korean people should suffer as little as possible)

      If there were a way to synchronize the delivery of every US nuclear weapon at NK, I believe both objectives can be met.

    32. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The U.S. should have kept all those Liberator pistols after World War II so that they could threaten to air-drop them into any country whose petty tyrant was ripe to be over-thrown.

    33. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People keep talking about the massive influx of refugees in any conflict situation.

      If we were really committed to dealing with the North Korean problem, I'm sure that the refugee issue could be solvable. Make a deal with the South Koreans and the Chinese to share the cost of looking after these people. Make preparations beforehand: Build housing and infrastructure for them in Chinese and SK territory and even the US in advance of any action. Have stockpiles of food, water and medicine waiting. Have a welfare and education system ready to take them in with systems in place to either welcome them to other countries as citizens, or send them back to a new life in a rebuilt North Korea.

      Sure it would be a hideously expensive project requiring unprecedented levels of organisation and cooperation, but it is not beyond us, especially if the international community were to really work together on it. Would somebody care to remind me just how much Iraq and Afghanistan are costing again? It's in the realm of billions per day, for the last ten years. And who knows, compared to the colossal failure of planning for post-invasion Iraq, maybe in the long run helping people will turn out cheaper than getting bogged down in an unwinnable, unquittable quagmire of perpetual killing.

      Actually, this brings to mind something I read a few years ago: China are building huge, empty cities in the middle of nowhere. Apparently it was some weird symptom of the way their banking/ savings/ home ownership systems worked. Maybe they are actually refugee centres for the event that they will someday have to house millions of displaced North Koreans..?

      Anyway, here's how I'd try to do it.

      1 - Convince China that something needs to be done, co-operatively, to deal with NK in a mostly peaceful fashion. Get South Korea on board as well, maybe Japan and anyone else who has a stake in it. Offer to share the costs of the project. All steps beyond this are done with China and South Korea's approval and assistance.

      2 - Prepare extensively for refugees. (Difficult to do in secret, I grant you).

      3 - Simultaneously kill or kidnap leadership, seize/ disable their nuclear assets and bomb the fuck out of all the artillery pointing at Seoul. (Have Seoul prepared for bombardment anyway, just in case). Do all this with minimum casualties. Again, this is a hell of a lot harder than I make it sound, but with the world's superpowers pulling together, almost anything should be possible.

      4 - Within minutes of 3, airdrop food parcels over every town, city and village. Drop more along the roads to the SK and Chinese borders. Include nice "we are your friends, the borders are now open" leaflets with every parcel. Some satellite-linked netbooks might be a good idea too, to enable communication with the rest of the world.

      5 - Within hours of number 3, clear safe paths through the minefields to SK. Set up big "Welcome, North Korean friends" banners at every exit, with free cake and buses ready to ferry people to your comfortable and welcoming but very secure refugee centres. Refugees who change their minds and want to be transported back to NK should be allowed to do so at any time, no questions asked- They are not prisoners. However all movement in or out of NK is to be controlled, so you'll need to watch the coast as well. Refugees should be given access to education and training in fields that will be useful in the eventual rebuilding of their country. Also, obviously, unfiltered access to the the internet and the world's media, they have a lot to catch up on. OK, maybe filter out 4chan, but that's it.

      6 - Patrol the borders with all the high-tech surveillance tools at your disposal. Have overwhelmingly powerful military forces ready to deploy to anywhere on the border (particularly to the refugee welcome points) at a moment's notice. NK's military has a lot of manpower but pretty crappy technology. A couple of attack helicopters and tanks will probably be pretty intimidating to them. Any NK military formations attem

    34. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Simply put, they're worried about the big US army that's been stationed there, just as they were during the Korean War.

      I'm not sure how roughly 30,000 US troops counts as a "big" army.

      At least, when compared with the roughly 640,000 active South Korean troop count. Or China's roughly 2.2 million active duty personnel.

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    35. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      Yet sometimes, the status quo is so bad the people have no other recourse but to overthrow the regime.

    36. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Kel-Tecs are cheaper and almost as reliable.

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    37. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
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    38. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      when the whole edifice comes crashing down, guess whose problem all those refugees are?

      China can break them up for parts with the equipment they have on hand and be done in time for corn flakes, if they even ate those.

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    39. Re: for the seventh time since 1993 by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I'd be more confident in this plan if we'd been able to out-PR the Taliban in Afghanistan, but we couldn't even do that.

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    40. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that, but given the economic situation of the USA, it's only a matter of decades before IT collapses under its on weight. You think Canada or Mexico can handle that many people flooding into it? Or want them?

      This is of course assuming the USA doesn't take down all of North America, which it almost assuredly will.

    41. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a civil war often boils down to which of the two (or more) military commanders wants to become the new dictator and continue exploiting the crap out of the populace just like the old dictator. Rooting out entrenched corruption is extremely difficult, and most people who try end up in shallow unmarked graves.

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    42. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The gross governmental mismanagement in the agricultural sector combined with rampant kleptomania and a policy of maintaining a much larger army than the economy can support have caused a continual food crisis for decades now. Most younger North Koreans have been starving for their entire lives.

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    43. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple... buy someone on the inside to do the dirty work of ousting (in a hostile way). Rinse and repeat. People over there are probably cheaper to buy than Pakistan. ;)

    44. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      I didn’t say it was a good idea, just pointing out a possible course of action that the parent analysis missed.

    45. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Very true. I did miss that.

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    46. Re: for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they were killing innocent people at the same time... Hard to have good PR when your opponent doesn't event need to say "but look at this blown up child!" because the people have seen it first hand.

    47. Re: for the seventh time since 1993 by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I can't tell: Are you talking about the Taliban or the U.S.?

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    48. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by russotto · · Score: 1

      Assuming the rest of the world does come to their aid. I can easily see the rest of the world wringing its hands long enough for China to make it a fait accompli.

    49. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankyou, i know you lost a couple of mod points, but thanks.

    50. Re:for the seventh time since 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if America had trade sanctions put on them and stopped importing tomorrow, it would sink the country as well. Sure you might be doing better than north korea but you would be going no where fast.

  4. The new HSBC by John3 · · Score: 1

    Macau's Banco Delta Asia, the new HSBC for hiding your money.

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    1. Re:The new HSBC by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn, it feels good to be a banksta.

    2. Re:The new HSBC by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "hiding your money", exactly? Since when are private funds fair game for every government in the world to look at? Ah yes, "terrorism", part of the "freedoms" America is bringing to the world.

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    3. Re:The new HSBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Sinfest

    4. Re:The new HSBC by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are a US citizen you are required by law to disclose the amounts and locations of all foreign bank accounts once their combined value surpasses $US 10,000. This is regardless of your place of residence or any dual nationality you may possess and is distinct and separate from your obligation to report all foreign income to the IRS and pay any applicable tax on it, again regardless of your country of residence or citizenship status therein. As I understand it you don't even have to have ever actually set foot on US soil at any point in your life for this to be the case.

      This is a bullshit law(and costs me a crap load in accountancy fees), but it is the law. It also apparently predates 9/11 by several decades though the heat has been turned up somewhat over the last few years.

  5. No comment by Sigvatr · · Score: 1

    I don't really think there is much more to discuss about North Korea anymore. There should be a pager that monitors North Korean activity and buzzes anytime they do a thing.

  6. Knowning is enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simple fact that China has signed the agreement and Mr. Un knows his funds are in jeopardy is pressure enough. China is in a place now that if he requests a large withdrawal in gold bars, it is legitimate for China to ask "Why?"

    I think NK has ratcheted up the fear factor as far as they dare, and will now enjoy 5 years of appeasement oriented bargaining status. Mission accomplished.

  7. Stop it by lesincompetent · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Can you please stop the bullshit torrent? They DO NOT have nuclear capabilities. Unless they manually bring the nuke on the battlefield. And i'm betting my house on a fizzle as best case scenario (for them). Also i don't think the NK generals want the status quo to change. It's just some beefed up sabre-rattling.

    1. Re:Stop it by Crypto+Cavedweller · · Score: 4, Funny

      One is reminded of the classic Dilbert with Dogbert selling a suitcase nuke to the North Elbonians: "Our slingshot can fling this a hundred yards, is that enough?" *wag* "That's plenty."

    2. Re:Stop it by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

      WikiLeaks' Julian Assange has revealed that John McAfee has smuggled 5,000,000 ::Cue::Cats to the DPRK. A young boy by the name of Sinuj has dug out his C64 from where it was hidden under a chickencoop and is liveblogging the amazing changes to his country as the regime collapses. Apple is going to be the first to break the sanctions by opening a Apple store in Pyongyang and a 20,000,000 sqft factory in the suburbs. SCO is suing Kim Jong Un over the blatant infringement of their copyrights in his "Klinux" operating system.

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    3. Re:Stop it by phungus · · Score: 1

      Wow, people still remember the Cue:Cat. :-)

      I was the 1st employee at DigitalConvergence and saw the development of that product from the absolute beginning. :-)

      I still have one in a box somewhere.

      I mostly worked on the back-end code, I wasn't the one who came up with all the privacy-invading uses. I tried very hard to convince TPTB that it was a bad idea and Slashdot proved me right. :-)

      -p

    4. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really missed the boat. If only you'd made it social, think of the billions you would've made as people willingly gave up their privacy.

    5. Re:Stop it by Psyborgue · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They could put it in a sealed cargo container and ship and detonate by gps when it gets close enough to it's destination. Lots of ways they could.

    6. Re:Stop it by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Wow, people still remember the Cue:Cat. :-)

      I have two, and I used one a month ago. Not on a C64, on a real computer.

      I wasn't the one who came up with all the privacy-invading uses.

      Ummm, it read bar codes. Wasn't that it? And you actually had to rub the cat over the object being read. Now I have an app on my phone that does much more. Is it a privacy invading app, too? I can see what book you're holding, why is it a problem if I can also scan the ISBN?

      What privacy invading issues might you be referring to?

    7. Re:Stop it by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have two, and I used one a month ago. Not on a C64, on a real computer.

      Atari user detected.

    8. Re:Stop it by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1, Funny

      Atomic weapons glow enough to be seen from space.

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    9. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can hope. It would be a terrible mistake to underestimate and laugh at these circumstances. A street fighter type would mop the floor with someone who plays by boxing rules and has a smug attitude.

    10. Re:Stop it by phungus · · Score: 1

      DigitalConvergence wanted to track everything that was scanned to use it for marketing purposes.

      The counterpart to the barcode scanner technology was audio-cue technology that was embedded in video. You connected an audio cable to your TV and there would be this little sound that would be put in by the producers. A piece of software called Concerto read this sound and converted it into a URL. They wanted to replace Nielson.

      It had such potentially cool uses. The company raised like 250million dollars and essentially blew through it all and ended up going bankrupt. They had major media outlets like Belo printing their special barcodes (Cue Codes or whatever) and also had TV shows embedding the audio cues.

      Slashdot got all uppity about it because there was a unique id imprinted in every Cue:Cat and copy of Concerto. It allowed DigitalConvergence access to lots of behavioral data.

      Scary from one perspective and a gold mine from another. This was all before Facebook or anything Social.

    11. Re:Stop it by phungus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the REAL reason the tech crowd was furious was because DigitalConvergence starting sending Cease and Desist letters to hardware hackers who were reverse engineering the Cue:Cat to make it do other, useful things. They didn't understand the Open Technology paradigm like a lot of efforts do today and essentially tried to lawyer their way up to the top.

      These were some really bad moves on DigitalConvergence's part and part of the reason I left the firm when it was still 20 or so employees.

      -p

    12. Re:Stop it by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Funny

      If NK actually did this, it too would glow enough to be seen from space.

    13. Re:Stop it by oobayly · · Score: 2

      Huh? If it's enriched uranium the decay mode is alpha particles. The wikipedia page has a photo of someone holding a disc of highly enriched U-235 with a pair of rubber gloves.

      If it's Plutonium then the decay mode will still be alpha.

      Out have I just been successfully trolled?

    14. Re:Stop it by tsotha · · Score: 2

      The last test was a bona fide nuclear explosion, not a fizzle. Granted, they don't have the capability to deliver nukes on a missile (yet), but Seoul is only thirty five miles from the DMZ. All the Norks need to do is load it on a jet, fly to Seoul, and detonate. There wouldn't be enough time to respond.

    15. Re:Stop it by jafac · · Score: 1

      lead-lined shipping container. in a submarine

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    16. Re:Stop it by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      The last test was a bona fide nuclear explosion, not a fizzle. Granted, they don't have the capability to deliver nukes on a missile (yet), but Seoul is only thirty five miles from the DMZ. All the Norks need to do is load it on a jet, fly to Seoul, and detonate.

      6-7 kT, as I recall reading about their last test.

      So not even up to where we were in 1945.

      If we assume that their bomb is about the size of Fatman or Little Boy, then they don't have a plane capable of carrying it, even if they were inclined to test South Korea's Air Defense with their only Bomb.

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    17. Re:Stop it by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I don't think they would nuke Seoul unless they were attacked, they want 'reunification', that is, the rule the whole peninsula, not to destroy it. But they are willing to hold it hostage.

      If North and South Korea went in front of King Solomon to determine custody of a baby...

    18. Re:Stop it by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile south korean radarmen will just sit there drooling, gazing at that mysterious primary moving south on their screens. Or maybe they're just busy playing starcraft to notice.

    19. Re:Stop it by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

      *too busy

    20. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll is not a synonym for joke. Fuck, I hate the modern internet

    21. Re:Stop it by tsotha · · Score: 1

      A jet will cover that distance in about three minutes. It would take at least ninety seconds to get a firing solution and launch a missile. There's no way they get permission to shoot anything down in ninety seconds, particularly if the pilot is pretending he wants to defect.

    22. Re:Stop it by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Yup, I can see that now. For some reason I completely missed that last night. Moral - don't post when absolutely shattered.

    23. Re:Stop it by dbIII · · Score: 1

      A nuked Seoul would still be in better condition than a lot of NK as it is now :(

      I suppose the silver lining on the current ranting (if it stays at such a level), is that it has stopped companies in the south using the slave labour industrial park just across the border. It's amazing what depths can be sunk to in a race to the bottom.

    24. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a civilian transport? If it's a suicide mission they don't need a bomb bay with doors and a launching mechanism.

    25. Re:Stop it by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      A fizzle? *I* could collect, refine, and detonate nuclear material in a gun-type fission bomb. Do you remember the boyscout that built a nuclear reactor? High-speed high-temperature centrifuge isn't the only way to refine nuclear material; it's the most efficient way to scale, but there are cheaper ways to start up and get material that can go super-critical.

      There's no uranium in my back yard (I know this for a fact: there's no radon gas entering my basement) and I don't have connections to get any (UnitedNuclear will sell civilians non-useful low-REM ore, but nothing with high concentrations and high radioactivity); however I know of PLENTY of private land that has viable uranium ore on it (which is sold to research labs and the Government only). Trespassing aside, I could easily acquire some such land, if I had more money than I have now--if I could afford, say, a half a million dollar house, I could afford some land in a prime area to get some uranium. Uranium prospecting is similar to gold prospecting (but requires different technique; the base skill is the same, and you can even pan rivers and look for evidence of uranium), and involves figuring out where uranium is (i.e. certain parts of California have gold) and then figuring out where specifically in that area you can actually find uranium (i.e. a particular plot of land); so you find the land and you obtain a deed.

      So, if I were slightly rich, like "District Manager" rich, not like "Oil Tycoon" rich, I could get my hands on uranium and go through an expensive-per-gram-on-scale but cheap-for-a-one-off refinement process, probably involving acids and lots of fire to separate uranium isotopes by density. Then some high explosives and a gun-type fission device and it's go time.

      Now consider: North Korea is run by a guy who can afford a military and has diplomatic relationships.

      If I started trying to get nuclear material, I'd probably set off flags, and somebody would come to talk to me about all this stuff about uranium that's been coming up. If Kim Jeong-Un tries to get nuclear material... someone might whine, but uh. He has his own military force.

      I'd wager on missiles able to reach South Korea. ICBM to America not so much. I'd believe North Korea has successfully produced nuclear fission bombs. I'd believe they've produced dirty fusion-pumped fission bombs, which are trivially easy once you have nukes.

  8. News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realise this question often comes up, but I'm really struggling to find a reason why this story belongs on /., beyond the fact that nerds are also interested in some of the same stories as everyone else.

    Without a tech slant, this just seems like shameless click bait.

    1. Re:News for Nerds? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      Nukes. And, sharks with lasers. And guns. And missiles (or the lack thereof). Global Thermonuclear Warfare.

      Not to mention, we like discussing douches, whether they are from SCO, Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, the US government, the UK government, or the North Korean government.

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    2. Re:News for Nerds? by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

      The answer is on the front page, just a couple stories down: Apple sues Samsung. Perhaps you're familiar with the quote "What's good for General Motors is good for the country" (Charles Erwin Wilson, though that's not actually what he said). That's even more true in South Korea which is, more or less, a subsidiary of the Samsung Group.

      Steve Jobs promised thermonuclear war and if he can't get it in the courts, he'll get it on the battlefield.

      Side node: by now it should be clear that Steve Jobs is not actually dead -- if he was, his embalmed body would be on display.

      There was a mystery passenger on Eric Schmidt's visit to North Korea. Could it have been Steve Jobs, offering iPads in exchange for war on South Korea?

      Much like animals sensing a storm and fleeing a storm before it arrives, Apple has been diversifying their supply lines so as not to use any parts from South Korea. Could they know something that we don't?

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    3. Re:News for Nerds? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Because slashdot is no longer 'news for nerds'.

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  9. Jong-Un Kim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you raise young men with unrealistic expectations. It's like he thinks he's David, S. Korea is Goliath, and we all know what's in his sling... Can you imagine what would happen if he actually launched a nuclear missile at Seoul?

    There would be a backlog on Galaxy phones that would take forever to fix!

    1. Re:Jong-Un Kim by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine what would happen if he actually launched a nuclear missile at Seoul?

      If he had one, that might be a valid question.

    2. Re:Jong-Un Kim by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Iran has been selling them stuff.

  10. I'm shocked, shocked ... by Crypto+Cavedweller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    China's corrupt legal system doesn't enforce its OWN laws, somebody thought they'd enforce the UN's?

    1. Re:I'm shocked, shocked ... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      And another "For The People" dictator having a secret personal money fund worth hundreds of millions of dollars in another country? But he was for the people!

      Say it ain't so!

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  11. Every Year by bkmoore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Was stationed in S. Korea many years ago. Every year, the U.S. has conducted a large-scale joint military maneuver with the ROK. Every year, N. Korea goes on a rant about the exercise. Usually their rant is just the usual propaganda about an impending invasion, and their great General Kim Il Sung foiled the Imperialists once again until next year. But now that they have a new Fuhrer, maybe he feels he needs to kick it up a notch to be noticed. N. Korea is a dangerous country, but 99% of their rhetoric is for internal propaganda purposes. Maybe the recent rebellions in the Middle East + new leader + China no longer being their unconditional ally are taking a psychological toll.

    1. Re:Every Year by akboss · · Score: 2

      Been there, played that game in -40 weather. Walking the fence line trying to stay warm with a bottle of Soju. Why did he give up on the tunnels? They were a hit for the longest time. Find them, take pictures, blow them up.

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    2. Re:Every Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now that they have a new Fuhrer, maybe he feels he needs to kick it up a notch to be noticed.

      You're correct that it's aimed inwards. The New Kid is doing this to show the Old Geezers in the North that he has a Big Set of Balls.
      If they were dumb enough to actually DO anything, China would be across the border with an Army faster than our cruise missiles could get there.
        You know, to help save South Korea, enforce World Order, help out the UN, and make sure the US and our Allies are safe. Not to annex the land as another Chinese subsidiary, nooooo never with that in mind. (note to those with limited social skills... there is some not-so-subtle sarcasm in this post)

      China has wanted that land for a long time. They know they can't have it with the current political climate in the world, so they're happy to prop up a "placeholder" government and bide their time. As for finding his funds, I'm sure China is saying "thankyou very much for the additional leverage".

    3. Re:Every Year by tsotha · · Score: 1

      All indications are the new guy is a real nasty piece of work. Worse than his father or grandfather. I doubt he's crazy, though, and the generals will kill him if he gets too far out of line.

    4. Re:Every Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and thats both sides of the line, I doubt the generals want real want, but neither do they want normalization since they would lose power

    5. Re:Every Year by BrentNewland · · Score: 1

      Didn't he throw a bunch of Generals and other officials in prison?

  12. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also because the regime would probably decide to go out in a blaze of glory (or rather bombs and chemical weapons.) Even if they didn't cause major damage in their death throes, North Korea collapsing would mean a flood of North Korean refugees coming into the country, even closer to starving than they are now and not really useful for anything other than worshiping their leader. And NK is a bargaining chip for China anyway.

  13. This cannot be done unilaterally? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... although the UN notes this cannot be done unilaterally ...

    I'm pretty that a cease-fire CAN be broken unilaterally. All you have to do is start attacking the other side again.

    1. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      good observation.

    2. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Sowelu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, that's breaking a cease-fire. What they were trying to do was cancel it in a more politically-friendly way. You've played Civilization, right?

    3. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Otherwise they send you a strongly worded letter. Ask Mr Brix about that.

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    4. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm pretty that a cease-fire CAN be broken unilaterally. All you have to do is start attacking the other side again.

      Yep, ask anyone with a sibling or kids... "Mom, he's touching me again!!!" "Northie, I thought I told you..."

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    5. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently poor reading comprehension is what passes for insightfulness these days.

      You can unilaterally end a cease-fire by breaking the cease-fire. This generally has negative consequences like making it more difficult to enter into a cease-fire in the future.

      You can multilaterally end a cease-fire by mutual agreement. This is the 'correct' way to do things. The consequences may also be negative (e.g. a resumption of fighting) but it is not as negative as acting unilaterally.

    6. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is just the random condemnation bullshit the AI always does ... ugh inb4everyCivCondemns ...

    7. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by ArmchairGeneral · · Score: 1

      It's so much easier to just invade, set up a few puppets and indoctrinate them later. I hear far less bitching that way.

    8. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty that a cease-fire CAN be broken unilaterally. All you have to do is start attacking the other side again.

      No one said otherwise. It's easy to contradict something that wasn't actually said. (And on Slashdot, apparently it's "insightful".)

      What cannot be done unilaterally is cancelling the armistice agreement. North Korea is legally bound by it, no matter what they say, and subject to still more sanctions if they violate it.

      Yes, they can break the cease-fire, as they have several times before; but that's violating their agreement, not cancelling it.

    9. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by tsotha · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right, but he hasn't waited twenty turns since the sinking of the Cheonan.

    10. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by sjames · · Score: 1

      They do and we'll give them SUCH a pinch!

    11. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by EzInKy · · Score: 0

      Whether multilateral or uniliateral, once the killing commences to the dead it does not matter. As for the living, is one side supposed to wait to strike until the other says it is okay to hit them?

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    12. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Breaking a cease fire? Absolutely. Breaking an Armistice? No.

      Armistice: Agreement to peace, with penalties should you decide to go back to war. I.e. "If you, NK, invade SK, you agree that the UN, can come in and bitchslap you, with tanks."

      NK cannot now say 'we pull out of that agreement. Now we get to invade SK, and the UN has to just sit there writing stern letters.'

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    13. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've played Civilization, right?

      Yes, and Ghandi decided to attack my perimeter forces the year after signing a peace treaty with me. Since then I realized there is no diplomacy in empire building games. I still make the mistake of trying, but even having defensive alliances with three other factions always leads to one of them demanding that you declare war with another and declaring war on you when you refuse.

    14. Re:This cannot be done unilaterally? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      NK cannot now say 'we pull out of that agreement. Now we get to invade SK, and the UN has to just sit there writing stern letters.'

      They can't say the last part, but they can say the first part, and nothing has ever stopped them from saying the middle part. Words on a page don't do that.

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  14. China & South Korea Are Major Tech Manufacture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realise this question often comes up, but I'm really struggling to find a reason why this story belongs on /., beyond the fact that nerds are also interested in some of the same stories as everyone else.

    Without a tech slant, this just seems like shameless click bait.

    A lot of our consumer products and computing devices come from that region of the world? Maybe not the cutting edge stuff but they have the volume. Also, it's labeled Politics & War ... just block all politics.slashdot.org posts in your user preferences.

  15. China supports them.... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they wont at least freeze the funds, then they are supporting North Korea and all they stand for. China would benefit from a war between Korea and the USA. they can sell to both sides.

    If you dont agree, then what is your reason as to why they wont freeze the funds?

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    1. Re:China supports them.... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree China is supporting NK. I disagree that a war between the US and NK would benefit China. I think China is betting war will never happen even though they support NK.

    2. Re:China supports them.... by bkmoore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A Korean war would not serve China's political goals. It would put American troops on the Yalu river. China almost certainly has a contingency plan for a Korean War. China probably plans on occupying N. Korea in event of a war, then telling the Americans they can defend S. Korea, but they cannot cross the DMZ.

    3. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You display a lack of understanding of the politics in Asia. The last thing China wants is the US to go to war with North Korea. That is China's sphere of influence. Also the only reason they are support NK is that it provides China a buffer from the USA, which has military bases in South Korea.

    4. Re:China supports them.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      if you freeze the funds then the country tanks and you have a flood of very poor people into your country.
      -nb

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    5. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they wont at least freeze the funds, then they are supporting North Korea and all they stand for. China would benefit from a war between Korea and the USA. they can sell to both sides.

      If you dont agree, then what is your reason as to why they wont freeze the funds?

      Leverage over the North. If the North actually went into full-blown war, China would most likely move in to occupy them first. They want that land under their flag, but they're willing to settle for having a stranglehold over the current government. The whole excuse about a buffer against the US went out the window a long time ago... even though it's true that at first that was indeed why they supported the North.

    6. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      China would benefit from a war between Korea and the USA

      No one would benefit from a war between North Korea and South Korea. No one. Not the Chinese. Not the Americans. Definitely not the South Koreans. Even North Koreans would be worse off for a few years and they can't really take too much worse than current shit they are in (think hunger, never mind bombs)

      North Korea has hundreds of thousands of rockets and artillery batteries ready to take out Seoul. There are businesses and factories that supply the world in the modern "just in time" delivery system producing stuff in South Korea. Any war would kill this supply. Samsung, Apple, etc. etc. would have nothing to sell. China would have nothing to assemble. If Japanese earthquake and tsunami in 2011 was bad, this would make that tsunami look like minor rain shower.

      No one benefits from war with North Korea

      If you dont agree, then what is your reason as to why they wont freeze the funds?

      Because maybe North Korea is using these funds to buy basic items from China? China does not want to completely destabilize North Korea. They still think that dialogue will work and they only voted for sanctions so NK stops ignoring them like NK seemed to be doing for the last little while.

      If China wanted a war between South and North, they could probably instigate one. And they definitely do not want a war.

    7. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you don't want war with NK, the most important, smartest single thing to do is to avoid backing its leadership into such a corner that 'going out in a blaze of glory' becomes the most attractive option.

      China and the USA are working together to try to finesse that aim. They're pretty much playing 'good cop, bad cop'. Everyone understands this, including the Koreans, it just looks weird to domestic political consumption.

    8. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... why they wont freeze the funds?

      USA and China may be economic bed-mates but ideologically speaking, China sees the USA as the competition. And something like North Korea, that keeps the USA stuck in the cold war also distracts them from competing with a modern China.

    9. Re:China supports them.... by mister2au · · Score: 1

      If they wont at least freeze the funds, then they are supporting North Korea and all they stand for.

      That great mantra "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" applies quite well here.

      No evidence of being anti-Korean is not evidence that they are pro-Korean as American propaganda would have you believe ... in fact, evidence seems to suggest that China is remaining quite neutral in this process and maintaining relationships with both side - this evidently is quite a shock to Americans who expect every country to unconditionally support them

      There is a new superpower in the world ... welcome to the new post-cold war geopolitical world !

    10. Re:China supports them.... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Because it's such a huge buffer.. the base in south korea is just as close to china there as it is in North Korea. If war ever broke out the US could just roll over NK anyway.

      This whole buffer thing is BS.

    11. Re:China supports them.... by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

      Good. As a tax paying American, I don't wat to pay for yet another welfare nation. Let China foot the bill.

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    12. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Support" is a funny word.

      If you mean "wasteland buffer zone PR meat shield", then yes. China fully supports a strategic buffer against murrica.

      If you mean "actually giving more than 2 shits about the land or its people", then no. China is happy to let North Korea rot, as long as its stench doesn't blow inland.

    13. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US could make Visa, MC and Amex freeze an equivalent amount of Chinese currency till the accounts are frozen. Every year China becomes more beholden to those three mafia banks just like the rest of the world.

    14. Re:China supports them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where is everyone getting their disinformation from in regards to China's 'non' relationship to North Korea? China has grown this country like a precious lotus flower and fully intends to hand it out in plumes. Russia is frozen in fear of China. That is probably a very wise stance. It is not a good time to be contemplating a reduction in nuclear arsonals. North Korea has been raised as a warring nation. It is a good possibility that they are iching for a fight. It sure seems they are unconditionally bold. Maybe that is because they know they are being backed by China. Not taking any information for granted or viewing lightly the impact that may be coming may be vigilant and wise.

    15. Re:China supports them.... by tgd · · Score: 1

      Good. As a tax paying American, I don't wat to pay for yet another welfare nation. Let China foot the bill.

      The irony being that a lot of people in China say the same thing about supporting the American welfare nation ...

    16. Re:China supports them.... by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      China has FAR MORE to lose from a second Korean War than the United States. For one, it benefits no nation to have a massive war breakout on your borders, especially the sort of large scale, industrialized war that would be fought. We're not talking about a few nomads riding camels with AK-47s, we're talking about thousands of tanks, over ten thousand artillery pieces and massive, unrestricted submarine warfare blazing away just next door. Violence on this scale tends to spill over, and millions of war refugees will come flooding into your territory. Also, a destabilizing war in the region would be very bad for business: South Korea, Japan and the United States are key trading partners to China, and a war would most likely disrupt trade with all three of those nations, creating a massive shock to the Chinese economy, even if the Chinese somehow managed to stay out of the war.

    17. Re:China supports them.... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They should put pressure on their government to float their currency or STFU.

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    18. Re:China supports them.... by dwpro · · Score: 1

      If China were growing North Korea as a precious lotus flower, NK would not have its current dysfunctional, dystopic, and disgruntled government. I'd liken the relationship more to the raising of a junkyard dog; lean, mean and unmanageable, but suitable for keeping the uninvited off your property.

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  16. Cut off line == didn't answer by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    "We called at 9 a.m. and there was no response," a government official from South Korea said. The line is tested each day."

    Maybe they were all doing a duck-and-cover drill at the time and couldn't answer the phone?

  17. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The long and the short of it is that China wants a buffer. That's it. They're willing to put up with the nuisance of North Korea (who are plenty annoying to them, also) to keep US troops away from their border.

  18. Re:China & South Korea Are Major Tech Manufact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, it's labeled Politics & War ... just block all politics.slashdot.org posts in your user preferences.

    If I did that then I would miss out on those stories where politics and technology come together.

  19. Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by kheldan · · Score: 2

    North Korea is the ultimate expression of what "little dog syndrome" is all about. A tiny little spit of land with a tiny population, nothing to speak of to contribute to the rest of the world except some extraordinary xenophobia and isolationism. Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrr!!! That's North Korea. They either aren't cognizant that the U.S. or any number of other countries could smash them flat in no time at all, or they're so batshit insane and suicidal that they don't care. Meanwhile something like, what? 99.9% of their population lives in the worst poverty imaginable and is starving, while the tiny elite minority lives it up? I really don't know what to think; I have no words. We sure there isn't any way we can persuade China to just absorb North Korea, kill the 0.01% that's causing all the problems, and just be done with it? Why do we even need a North Korea, considering how much noise and trouble they keep causing?

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    1. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Informative

      China likes to have a client state as a buffer between them and South Korea.

      Culturally it would be a problem for NK to be adsorbed into China - Korea and China have been hostile towards each other for thousands of years. Their cultures are quite different.

      I spent a little time in South Korea a few years ago; one thing that my hosts were adamant on was the eventual re-unification of North and South, much like Germany was re-unified.

      The depravity of conditions in NK are a great shame. This picture is the best illustration of it I have seen:

      http://www.theatlanticcities.com/technology/2012/12/new-highly-detailed-image-north-koreas-lack-electrical-infrastructure/4201/

      Unfortunately that little dog is developing a nuclear bite. Combine that with conditions in NK and you have potential for great disaster.

    2. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      U.S. or any number of other countries could smash them flat in no time at all

      That's just not true. They have a huge military and a fanatic populace. There would be no massive surrender of troops like in Iraq. Every exercise I've seen for NK involved magicking away several corps and divisions from naval gunfire or some crap to make the scenario plausible. (I am an intelligence analyst)

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/kpa-orbat.htm

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    3. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      How do you know they have a fanatic populace? Have you been there? How do you know most people believe everything their government tells them?

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    4. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Believing everything the govt says is not necessary for a populace to fight a foreign invader. They are deeply proud of their nation, deeply xenophobic, and see the US as the aggressor.

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    5. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by kheldan · · Score: 2

      ..nuclear bite..

      Yeah, the worst-case scenario I've imagined involves them attempting to launch a nuclear missle, only to have it massively malfunction, never leave North Korea, and detonate. Then the rest of the world would have to deal with the literal fallout of their insanity.

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    6. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      So patriotism is what you are referring to as fanaticism? If so then the US also has a fanatic populace. Was anyone suggesting that North Koreans wouldn't fight a foreign invader? Obviously the whole country isn't just going to surrender without a fight.

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    7. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      And that worked so well for them in 1950, eh?

      Oh, wait, they got driven back to the Yalu, and the Chinese had to save their asses....

      Note that what we have in Korea right now is more than what we had there at the start of the Korean War.

      And our equipment is better as well, both comparatively and absolutely (for example, in 1950, the American tanks available in/near Korea were Shermans, the North Koreans used t-34/85. Now it's Abrams vs T80, maybe. Ditto aircraft - Mustangs and Corsairs vs Mig-15 at first. that sort of thing).

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    8. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Seoul is halfway between Beijing and Tokyo. War has visited their peninsula many times over the centuries, yet they have managed to retain their identity.

      http://people.cohums.ohio-state.edu/bender4/eall131/EAHReadings/module02/m02korean.html

      They will fight.

    9. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I am an intelligence analyst)

      Then you're fucking stupid for posting here.

      Anyway, yeah, I've seen the scenarios too, and as soon as you rape the troop formations with a shitload of clusterbombs, then you deprive them of their fuel depots and what little food they have. If they go NBC, you go low-yield nuclear immediately.

    10. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck California has more people and an economy that dwarfs North Korea. We'll just send in the California's National Guard. lol

    11. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I suggest looking up xenophobia.

    12. Re:Bark bark bark! Grrrrrrrrrr..! by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      First, North Korea is not off-limits to everyone else in the world. Generally tour groups have minders, so your discussions with the populace aren't exactly open and candid, but...

      Second, tens of thousands of people have successfully made it out of North Korea in recent history. These people have all shared their experiences and have allowed us to learn quite a lot about how the country works and how the people think and what they believe.

  20. Re:Poor Saddam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So Saddam Hussain didn't have any nukes, and didn't make any suck pre emptive threats to the US and look what happened to him... North Korea said flat out they would pre empt a nuke strike on the US (or allies) and they are still in power... I guess the UN has a soft spot for those silly crazy buggers.

    The big issue with NK isn't whether they have nukes or not; it's the giant army in China that has before and would again work as their backstop. Iraq had no real friends in the region; they pissed them all off with their wars in the past (and none of the kind-of friends were all that powerful anyway). NK still has China, which makes us handle them with care.

  21. Ah diplomats by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    claims that it has canceled the 1953 Armistice although the UN notes this cannot be done unilaterally

    Only in the imagination of diplomats is unilateral cancellation of an armistice impossible. The rest of us know what the North Koreans know; that they can start shooting anytime they want.

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    1. Re:Ah diplomats by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      Yes they can start shooting at any time. But they can't say they are canceling the armistice then continue to comply with the armistice. There is no question they could start shooting, but they have no intention of doing so. Claiming they are withdrawing from the treaty every year then continuing to abide by it proves they can't withdraw from it unilaterally then pretend they didn't a month later.

      They aren't withdrawing, they are just saying they are. Anyone with common sense can see that is the case until they actually start shooting.

    2. Re:Ah diplomats by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This also made me laugh. Any international agreement relies on all parties adhering to it to function. If one party in a two party agreement decides to ignore it entirely, then the legal fabrications of a powerless third party are kind of meaningless. As you say, North Korea can start shooting anytime they want, and waving around the armistice saying "You can't do this, this armistice is still in force!" is worse than useless.

      Ultimately, any sanctions the UN might try to impose are limited to individual nations' willingness to adhere to them, and since China is the source of the majority of all North Korean imports, it largely comes down to if China is willing to adhere to them. If China cuts off North Korea, they'd collapse pretty quickly, but China doesn't want millions of refugees flooding their borders any more than anybody else would want that...

    3. Re:Ah diplomats by bobbied · · Score: 1

      In the mean time, they have their fingers in their ears yelling "I CAN NOT HEAR YOU!" over and over. They are just throwing a fit because they don't like that the rest of the world (sans China in some ways) told them to stop being stupid by poking the bear, stop trying to build a nuclear weapon and long range rockets so we can let you play.

      All we do now is sit back and ignore the provocation unless they actually do start shooting at which point we had better be ready. Any conflict needs to be two things: 1. Very quick, because if the Chinese get into this in a big way, it won't be good for either side. We also don't want the UN to start setting rules of engagement or something... 2. Lead to an unconditional surrender of North Korea so we don't have to wait another 50 years to do this all again.

      Actually, all we need to do is ignore them... Unless, one really believes that it might be time to effect a bit of freedom in the northern part of Korea and deliver a whole population from starvation...

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    4. Re:Ah diplomats by acoustix · · Score: 1

      But they can't say they are canceling the armistice then continue to comply with the armistice.

      Why not? Just because they *appear* to be complying with a contract does not mean that they are following a contract. Maybe they aren't interested in physical combat and instead start attacking vital systems of South Korea, US, etc. Wouldn't that be the same thing?

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    5. Re:Ah diplomats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if China cuts off North Korea, its a pretty safe bet than North Korea would invade South Korea before they collapse.

      South Korea would LOVE to see North Korea collapse at the expense of China being flooded with refugees. Why the fuck would they care about China's expense? As far as they're concerned, they're already 50-odd years in the hole economically, politically and socially from maintaining the 38th Parallel.

    6. Re:Ah diplomats by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Needs to be quick? The only way to insure a quick conflict is to walk away after whatever your time limit is. Based on the previous Korean War I don't think 'quick' would be in the cards.

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    7. Re:Ah diplomats by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Needs to be quick? The only way to insure a quick conflict is to walk away after whatever your time limit is. Based on the previous Korean War I don't think 'quick' would be in the cards.

      The previous Korean War lasted less than a year till the North Koreans had been pushed back to the Yalu River - then the Chinese Army came in on North Korea's side.

      If the Chinese are prepared to fight alongside Korea, a new Korean War will be long and painful.

      If not, not....

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    8. Re:Ah diplomats by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      And if China cuts off North Korea, its a pretty safe bet than North Korea would invade South Korea before they collapse.

      I don't agree. North Korea would certainly suffer even more if China cut them off, but, based on what happened when the Soviet Union cut off aid to Cuba, I think North Korea would be able to feed their people after a relatively brief 'special period' where people were nearly starving. This image of North Koreans being insane and doing insane things is itself a kind of propaganda.

      North Koreans citizens aren't robots and their leaders aren't suicidal or crazy. Communism doesn't work as well as Capitalism at producing goods, but it has proven itself to work well enough to feed its populace at least enough to avoid mass starvation.

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    9. Re:Ah diplomats by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not all that convinced that North Korea can effectively invade South Korea. Do serious damage to Seoul, sure. But South Korea's active armed forces aren't that much smaller than North Korea (640k SK plus 29k USFK) versus 1,106k), South Korea's military is enormously better equipped (they have far greater force multiplication), is far healthier and better fed, and South Korea would enjoy total air superiority (North Korea's air force exists largely on paper). On top of that, South Korea could help on additional backup from the US (beyond USFK) as soon as the US could get it there, while North Korea would be entirely on their own. China is highly unlikely to fight their war for them this time (North Korea is sufficiently unimportant to China at this point that they wouldn't risk it). Even then, China only entered the Korean war in the first place because the US ignored Chinese warnings not to cross the 38th parallel as they were retaking the country (they didn't want a US-controlled country on their borders).

      I think South Korea could pretty effectively repel any infantry assault. Heck, South Korea has bloody automated sentry turrets (made by Samsung) in the DMZ (or at least they deployed a trial run in 2010)... The bigger question is all that artillery pointed at Seoul. It makes me wonder if South Korea has anything up their sleeves like Iron Dome? Certainly South Korea expressed interest in purchasing Iron Dome units in 2011, and artillery shells are one of the things Iron Dome is intended to counter. The system only works against ballistic projectiles/rockets, but that's all the North has anyhow...

      To put the relative disparity of the military resources in perspective, South Korea's military budget is about $30 billion USD. North Korea's is about $10 billion USD, and a pretty good chunk of that is probably going to their nuclear program (their rocket launches alone have cost them $1.3 billion)...

    10. Re:Ah diplomats by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      They aren't withdrawing, they are just saying they are.

      Of course, not answering on that cross-border hotline is a de facto violation of the Armistice....

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    11. Re:Ah diplomats by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      This image of North Koreans being insane and doing insane things is itself a kind of propaganda.

      "Insane" probably isn't quite the right word, but the North Korean people definitely are brainwashed to the point where they don't do a lot of rational thinking. This is a pretty interesting documentary about them.

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    12. Re:Ah diplomats by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point.

      Think of the armistice like an employment contract. You can always get out of that contract by quitting, even if the contract has terms of notice, it's still entirely doable. You can't however decide the contract is null and void and continue working for the company, at last not unilaterally.

      Similarly, North Korea can reignite the Korean war, but they can't invalidate the armistice without doing so, at least not unilaterally. North Korea doesn't want an actual war, they just want to change the terms of the peace.

    13. Re:Ah diplomats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iron dome takes down rockets, not artillery shells. Home made rockets != Artillery shells. A phalanx based would be better for explosive artillery shells, and they have those.

    14. Re:Ah diplomats by cffrost · · Score: 1

      But they can't say they are canceling the armistice then continue to comply with the armistice.

      Why not? Just because they *appear* to be complying with a contract does not mean that they are following a contract. Maybe they aren't interested in physical combat and instead start attacking vital systems of South Korea, US, etc. Wouldn't that be the same thing?

      I'm not familiar with the terms of the armistice, but a few days ago Guardian columnist Aidan Foster-Carter talked about "dozens of South Koreans" commuting cross the border to supervise workers in the city of Kaesong, North Korea, in an arrangement established under the former Sunshine Policy. Although the Sunshine Policy ended in 2008, neither side has ended the commuting arrangement, thus it potentially serves as a warning indicator of the seriousness of worsening relations between the Koreas.

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    15. Re:Ah diplomats by cffrost · · Score: 1

      For those unable or unwilling to patronize Netflix: National Geographic: Inside North Korea

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    16. Re:Ah diplomats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if China cut off the US? huh? huh?!

      How much of the US public national debt is in chinese hands? how much does the US depend on "deficit spending" and where does the actual money come from?
      Would Wal-Mart survive?

    17. Re:Ah diplomats by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Iron dome takes down artillery shells. The reporting on it says so, and the manufacturer says so. What's your source to claim that the manufacturer is lying?

      Phalanx is a CIWS; the C standing for "close". It doesn't seem like a CIWS would be an effective way to protect a very large city.

    18. Re:Ah diplomats by bobbied · · Score: 1

      And to my point.. IF one decides to go the armed conflict route, best to do it in such a way that it is over as soon as possible without drawing China into the mix. Of course that is easier said than done.

      I wonder though, now that Un has unilaterally scrapped the agreement, could we not just say "Ok dude, your nuclear and rocket launching sites are now going to be turned into smoking rubble." Then send a few cruise missiles over to handle that in the middle of the night? I would expect him to try and cross the DMZ at that point, so we'd just defend South Korea and drive them back only far enough to take their capital.

      I don't know.. The problems with this are many.. We'd have to be totally sure that China would sit on their hands so one would have to have an agreement with them in advance, which means they'd know in advance and you'd have to assume North Korea, and China would have to get something they want out of the deal. Hmmm... Interesting options though..

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    19. Re:Ah diplomats by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think your analogy is a little off. An employer will rarely let an employee start dictating terms; and ignoring parts of the original contract they don't like. I am sure my boss would not tolerate me deciding that I am not staying past 3 most days and not bothering to come in at all on Tuesdays. Especially while I demand more salary to feed a hungry kitten at home.

      The DPRK is doing just that. They insist everyone gives them handouts, while they work on their little nuclear toys and generally agitating and griefing their neighbors. If everyone is afraid to put them in their place, they get to make the rules. The armistice means exactly nothing. If they say its canceled, its canceled. They do whatever they want compliant with agreement or otherwise and we all let them. I think what we actually have at this point is a twisted form of MAD (that exists independently of their nukes). The DPRK does not start shooting because they know they are getting trampled, whether its South Korea and the USA curb stomping them; or if they happen to find themselves in the middle of the strange US/China proxy war it might touch off. At the same time even though A US, China conflict would be terrible for everyone else; to so everyone just stands off.

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    20. Re:Ah diplomats by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      The metaphor works better if your boss is you pretend your boss is a total pushover.

      That said, the issue you're having is assuming that a metaphor works on all levels, which they never do.

  22. The phone line wasn't cut off by MobyDisk · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We called at 9 a.m. and there was no response," a government official from South Korea said. The line is tested each day.

    With their assets now frozen, they weren't able to pay the phone bill.

  23. China, or Lewis Caroll? by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

    Oh, of course I will vote for the resolution denying Kim Jong Un access to his money, but that doesn't necessarily entail I will deny Kim Jong Un access to his money. Let's table that for now, while I vote in favor of a resolution to enact the resolution I voted for previously denying Kim Jong Un access to his money. Though, if that vote passes, and I hopte that it does, I will still refrain from denying Kim Jung Un access to his money; I remain agnostic about the entailment of that consequence by the resolution's resolution, as well as the subsequent resolution's resolution's resolution. Perhaps we should pass a resolution on the subject?

  24. Re:Backing assholes. by sethmeisterg · · Score: 2

    When you rely on a corrupt government for the tiny amount of food that you get, you've believe just about anything they tell you to. And that's the point.

  25. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The regime is composed of military and party aristocrats who only care about money and power. If the end was nigh in all likelihood they'd use the _threat_ of a "blaze of glory" to secure themselves a nice retirement in China.

    The real issue is that if the government were to collapse there'd be nobody at the border to stop the flood of refugees. China would be stuck having to mow people down at the border rather than the NK military. And China would also lose face as the South Koreans and Americans moved in to restore order.

    I don't understand why we don't offer China a simple bargain--withdraw support from the regime and assist in a transition, and we'll promise to leave the peninsula forever. On balance I think it would be be a good trade. It'd piss off the S. Koreans, Japanese, and make us look like wimps to ASEAN countries, but at least we'd get that thorn out of our side, and then dealing with Iran or Pakistan would instantly become much easier because they'd look a whole lot worse w/ the worst guy on the block gone.

    And they know we can keep our promises. We've abstained from direct intervention in Cuba for over half a century on the word of a long dead president.

  26. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it goes a little more like " So, your fat rolley butt is threatening us with a pre-emptive nuke? You want to be , just another part of China? Better settle down and take what you're given and like it , porky."

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  27. Re:China & South Korea Are Major Tech Manufact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but we don't care about that. We just want you to quit whining about the stories that are posted. It is your hangup with the content. Ignore it or go elsewhere please. The rest of the world should not have to change to appease your sensibilities. North Korea is "Stuff that matters" at least if you are an inhabitant of this world. No geek cred needed.

  28. Doo doo dooooo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Korea you are trying to call, North, is unavailble right now. Please try your call again later.

  29. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The long and the short of it is that China wants a buffer. That's it. They're willing to put up with the nuisance of North Korea (who are plenty annoying to them, also) to keep US troops away from their border.

    They haven't been worried about US troops for decades, only a few senile Party officials still concern themselves with the US in terms of the military. What china wants is to annex the North, but they know the South and most of the rest of the Globe won't put up with that, so they're content in propping up a crappy little regime until the political climate favors such an expansion.

  30. Comedy Theater trying to save face.... by rts008 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see this type of stuff from NK as a face-saving measure, with more focus aimed at their own people.

    The fact that the rest of the world pays attention is just icing on the cake.

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    1. Re:Comedy Theater trying to save face.... by oodaloop · · Score: 2

      The other side of the story is that if NK ever does invade SK, everyone will say they saw this coming. The signs were all there. They've been warning everyone for years, and no one listened. The pressure built up until it couldn't be contained anymore. There is a real possibility that they'll invade and/or attack the US. The fact that they haven't done so far doesn't mean they won't ever.

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    2. Re:Comedy Theater trying to save face.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in sweet fuck titty is north korea going to invade the united states? Send some ships to fucking guam?

    3. Re:Comedy Theater trying to save face.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a real possibility that they'll invade and/or attack the US.

      How would DPRK surmount the geological issues facing an invasion of the US?

  31. Yawn... by excelsior_gr · · Score: 0

    Hundreds of millions of dollars? Really? Wake me up when his funds reach the trillion mark. I thought we were discussing serious business here... And can someone please mention again why should we even care on how the North-Koreans are fairing? Oh, right they are communists... Yawn... Look, this is not the 60ies or the 70ies, the cold war is over, the Russians have gotten busy with capitalism, the Chinese wonder why *we* bother voting and the wackos north of the 38th parallel are pretty much irrelevant, WMDs or not. That, by the way, worked with Iraq, but just barely. You won't be fooling anyone now into settling such silly old business, what is done in the Korean war is done, man up and live with it. Unless, of course your space satellite, sniffing dogs or whatever showed there is oil over there, so they are pretty much fucked anyway, so just cut the crap and invade them already.

  32. Ah, the vaunted CueCat by stoploss · · Score: 4, Informative

    What privacy invading issues might you be referring to?

    Each CueCat has a unique identifier that is appended to the scanned encrypted data. The original software was designed to track you based on everything you scanned.

    Unfortunately for Digital Innovations, their ub3r 1337 h4x0r engineers decided that "base64 encoding + constant XOR == encryption". Fail. So, alternate software was quickly created to decode CueCat output, and the CueCats were thus rendered simple, free barcode scanners.

    In retrospect, this whole debacle may have been the first lolcat. Heh.

    1. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by phungus · · Score: 1

      It was definitely one big old mess...

      Sucky for me, I had tons of stock that ended up worthless. :-)

      -p

    2. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Each CueCat has a unique identifier that is appended to the scanned encrypted data. The original software was designed to track you based on everything you scanned.

      Oh, yeah. I remember now. I never used that software, I used the perl script.

    3. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by stoploss · · Score: 1

      Hey, I didn't notice your comment about being employee 0 at Digital Convergence—that's cool. I saw you said you were opposed to the invasive tracking that caused the uproar. Haha, ironically the DC tracking probably would have been less invasive than what modern ad networks do.

      However, if they *hadn't* done the tracking, etc, what would have been the business model? Give the CueCats away at a loss, but make it up in volume?

      I suppose if the CueCats had smart card chips for encryption with server-generated keys to prevent replay attacks (or something similar) then they might have been able to force users to only use their site for the barcode lookups. Otherwise, I imagine the endgame would have been the same.

    4. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by phungus · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the advertisers were who they were after as a revenue model. They could have done the tracking in such a way that it wasn't personally identifiable.

      It was really pretty simple tech. The original proto-types were none other than off-the-shelf PS2 Keyboard style barcode readers that told the browser to go to a new URL (Ctrl-O maybe).

      The later versions were keychains, wireless, etc. The original Cue:Cat was just something funny to get eyeballs.

      The guy who was responsible for all of it (Jovan) wasn't a technical guy. He was a direct marketer. He sold millions of "Triple-Edged Windshield Wipers" and was responsible for Susan Powter's "Stop the Insanity" program back in the 80's. That was his thing. :-)

    5. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by adolf · · Score: 0

      I knew about the PS/2 variations (even gathered a couple of them up from the local RadioShack, IIRC along with a variety of free adapters back when the getting was good), and I'd heard about a USB (or was it just RS-232 serial?) incarnation.

      But wireless? Really? Neat. Were those freebies as well?

      The biggest problem I had with the device was not the software or the tracking (as you pointed out, Slashdot quickly allowed my Slackware box to be equipped with properly-genericized software), but that it was really hard to use. It did a lousy job of reading normal bar codes, and Cue::Cat's own slanted ones were harder yet to capture. And the form factor sucked.

      Oh, and IIRC there was some issue with keyboard passthrough that I decided was a bad thing, but someone had hacked together support for it to be used on a PS/2 mouse port instead. (And since I had a serial mouse at the time, I needed no passthrough, and was thus free of its reigns.)

      Ah Cue::Cat, or daisy-chained peripherals in general: A tape drive in series with a software dongle in series with a printer, all on one parallel port. The blood of a young goat over an external SCSI bus. The magical twist in a floppy drive cable.

      *sob*, etc.

    6. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by phungus · · Score: 0

      I only saw the wireless scanner once when I visited the big, huge, overly expensive offices about a year after I quit. I was invited back by the CEO. He wanted to hire me again but I said no way, and it's a good thing too because it all went bust a year or so later.

      It was a little triangle shaped keychain scanner that I think might have talked BlueTooth or some other tech to a nearby USB receiver. You could scan things on the keychain while you were out and then come back and download them all to your PC.

      I don't think it ever made it to the public.

    7. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by phungus · · Score: 1

      And yes, the Cue:Cat scanner was so cheaply manufactured, by Tandy, of course, that it didn't scan very well.

      They convinced Tandy corporation to put up the money to make them and then they executed that marketing blitz.

      I remember sitting in on the very early C-level meetings at the Tandy center in Fort Worth. That was some scary stuff for a 20-year old. :-)

      I think I was 20 then...

    8. Re:Ah, the vaunted CueCat by adolf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, RS marketing seemed to be the key to the thing, but it barely worked. I remember the first time I had to give up a name and address at Radio Shack to get one (they sent me lovely, expensively-produced glossy catalogs full of barcodes), while the second time they'd apparently gotten sick of the hassle and were basically handing them out to anyone who asked without getting anything in return.

      That said: Meetings. When I was 20 (around the same time), I hadn't yet sat in on any "proper" meeting, my first/only kid was on the way, I had a shitty job making no money, and a slightly younger local entrepreneuresque cocksucker kept asking me for help with *nix stuff (IRIX, Linux) and I foolishly kept feeding it to him despite his continual and empty promises of a real paycheck, some day.

      He eventually became a well-paid vice president of a local Internet/advertising company, driving a new car while I had the jolopy, only to eventually move to California for a startup, where he failed and had his house repossessed.

      I was bitter about the whole thing for a long time, until I learned the failure part...which made a tiny part of me very happy indeed.

      Ah, 20: To inherently trust people to keep their word was either a blessing, a curse, or both.

  33. Re:Poor Saddam by KGIII · · Score: 2

    He violated the cease fire agreement. I'd say that counts.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1441

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  34. Youll all be surprised one day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We do this all the time as a country. America laughs at the lower end countries that rattle their sabers at us or others. We all make jokes about them, laugh, make SNL skits about them and so on. Then one day they come out of nowhere with "SURPRISE MOTH%%%^#S!!!" and then we stand back.

    Same thing happened with people in the middle east. For decades we made fun of them and then finally like the little fat kid at school that gets laughed at too much he snaps and proceeds to wail on the kids who have been making fun of him and hurts them badly. Then of course the kids who did the laughing for years somehow manage to blame the fat kid for fighting back. It happened with the middle east and if we keep making fun of korea they will do the same eventually.

    1. Re:Youll all be surprised one day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing happened with people in the middle east. For decades we made fun of them and then finally like the little fat kid at school that gets laughed at too much he snaps and proceeds to wail on the kids who have been making fun of him and hurts them badly. Then of course the kids who did the laughing for years somehow manage to blame the fat kid for fighting back

      Not even close.

  35. Just pay them off by PerMolestiasEruditio · · Score: 0

    The only reason that North Korea currently exists is to maintain a few 1000 top officials in relative wealth - but even that wealth is pretty poor compared to the West. If South Korea were to offer the top 10,000 officials in the north $1-100 million each (depending on position) + immunity from prosecution then they could probably reunify Korea within a year, and save themselves a lot of money in the long term.

    1. Re:Just pay them off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course, its -really useful- to have an enemy that is both nearby, frightening, and yet not really dangerous at all.

  36. Re:Backing assholes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You might like to check your facts. Castro did not kill Che Guevara, and I'd hardly class him as a coward.

  37. The USA has gone to war for less.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, they initiated at least one not that long ago on the mere *allegation* that they had nuclear weapons.

  38. A lesson for Iran? by g8oz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The lack of concrete action against NK might be a lesson for Iran.

    If you don't want to be fucked with, actually having nukes is the best bet.

    1. Re:A lesson for Iran? by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      Maybe the US will kick the absolute living shit out of some other random Third World country to make an example out of them.

      Say, if the mad mullahs of Tehran get too uppity.

    2. Re:A lesson for Iran? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Crude, innacurate, short range nukes are not the reason NK hasn't been attacked. This is all just talk: the barking of a dog that doesn't bite. The rest of the world is aware of this. There is no reason for anyone to attack them. Aside from that there is the problem that any war with NK is likely to result in, at the very least, a Seoul that consists mostly of rubble and, again, that isn't in anyone's best interest.

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    3. Re:A lesson for Iran? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The lack of concrete action against NK might be a lesson for Iran.
      If you don't want to be fucked with, actually having nukes is the best bet.


      If he actually had some. Show us one example of the NKs launching a surface to surface missile that hit anything but 'ocean'.
      And having a reliable warhead that would actually fit on one of those missiles
      And having more than one of those.

    4. Re:A lesson for Iran? by MikeKD · · Score: 1

      The lack of concrete action against NK might be a lesson for Iran.

      If you don't want to be fucked with, actually having nukes is the best bet.

      ...or just be able to shell the shit out of the capital of a US ally.

    5. Re:A lesson for Iran? by steelfood · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's the lesson most countries learned from both Pakistan (a country with nukes) and Iraq and Desert Storm I and II (a country without nukes). It's why both Iran and North Korea are so desperate for nukes. They know they've got crosshairs aimed in their direction, and they want something to discourage the U.S. from pulling the trigger.

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    6. Re:A lesson for Iran? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The lack of concrete action against NK might be a lesson for Iran.

      North Korea didn't have nukes for over 50 years and there was never concrete action against it. Suddenly they get nukes, and now it's because of the nukes that nobody is taking concrete action against them?

      I have a rock which protects you from suffering a heart attack. I'll sell it to you cheap.

    7. Re:A lesson for Iran? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be far more helpful for the US to drop sanctions and avoid naval exercises in North Korean waters, not for the sake of appeasement, but to give the South Koreans and Chinese enough time to open up the North Korean economy.

      For example, Kaesong Industrial Park (a joint South-North manufacturing zone that makes household goods like cutlery and furniture) is lucrative enough it was not shut down (although some diplomatic staff were recalled) even after the Cheonan incident. The Chinese run most of the businesses in Rason (a port on a 50-year lease from which the Chinese import seafood in exchange for consumer goods and construction materials), which makes so much money that the authorities now allow foreign businessmen to carry in their own cellphones and the China Agricultural Bank to set up a branch there. Tellingly, many North Korean officials also have Chinese phones; those who can get travel papers send their relatives over the border to work odd jobs in Chinese border towns and bring back more money and more goods.

      Can you imagine how much good another dozen of these special economic zones would do? Increasing trade will bring so many more North Koreans out of poverty and make war so much less likely than yet another round of sanctions and aggressive military posturing.

  39. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by binarylarry · · Score: 1

    Yeah but the survivors' children would live vastly better lives and be free.

    It's like taking a bandage off.

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  40. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of, minus the bay of pigs. But mostly yeah.

  41. A slightly off-topic observation inspired by KJU by mark_reh · · Score: 0

    Some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door on Sunday morning to hand me a flyer inviting me to Easter services at their church. After they left I looked at the flyer. On it, Jesus was portrayed with short hair and a neatly trimmed beard. The one image of him on being crucified showed 6-pack abs.

    I have never seen a picture of Jesus in which he didn't have long hair, and never noticed 6-pack abs before, and it got me thinking. Why, of all the Christian denominations, would the Jehovah's Witnesses try to make Jesus so physically appealing? Wouldn't such a deliberately sexualized depiction inspire lascivious thoughts among the believers? Wouldn't some believers focus on their romantic fantasies to the detriment of his message ?

    And now I get to the reason this particular story makes me think of this- why have I never seen a depiction of Jesus that was unattractive, maybe like Kim Jong Un? Isn't Jesus' message supposed to transcend his physical appearance? Have we become so shallow that it's not enough that all our popular singers be pretty/handsome, but now even our religious figures have to be attractive?

    No one knows what Jesus actually looked like (if you believe he ever actually lived), and in general, there are far more unattractive people in the world than attractive ones, so with nothing else to go on, it's probable that he was unattractive. Yet all the pictures of him make him look attractive. Just an observation...

  42. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the racism that is rampant within china (eg: country folk are basically not allowed to go to university, or move to the city...), its doubtful that the survivor's children would live better. Maybe their great grand-children... Maybe.

  43. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    That is deeply flawed reasoning.

  44. Kim Jong's Un's demands released by Grayhand · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's demanding an all expense paid trip to Disneyland and a pony or he'll blow up Congress. American citizens have responded daring him to carry through with his threats.

    1. Re:Kim Jong's Un's demands released by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      He's demanding an all expense paid trip to Disneyland and a pony or he'll blow up Congress. American citizens have responded pleading with him to carry through with his threats.

      Fixed that for ya.

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  45. My theory- Conspiratorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NK is a great place to do research that violates human rights. Its like outsourcing all the dirty little experiments and political tom foolery to the "worst place in the universe"

    NK has to do shit like this to look dumb and like an innocent bully totally unconnected from the powers that support it. It has to do this so its own citizens don't suspect and totally believe their being protected by their benevolent dictator and so people don't realize NK wouldn't exist without foreigners keeping it sovereign for their own interests.

  46. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by pscottdv · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but this is why I would think China would be concerned if NK is able to throw a nuke even as far as Tokyo.

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  47. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by AG+the+other · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are right and it should also be pointed out that one reason that China supports them is that they do not want hundreds of thousands of NK refugees coming over their border.

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  48. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Yebyen · · Score: 1

    Because of a newsgroup with one post, almost a year ago?

    You think this is a joke??? !!! 11one

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  49. I'm probably just naive, but.... by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

    Isn't an armistice a cease-fire agreement (like a 'putting war on hold' agreement, rather than officially signifying the end of aggressions)? The article states that an armistice cannot be unilaterally dissolved, yet doesn't direct action by NK against any US troops signify the end of the cease-fire?

    1. Re:I'm probably just naive, but.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes, but ending an armistice unilaterally basically means you have no way of complaining to the UN that other actors keep out of the war.

      Unilateral termination of an armistice in this way means you've broken international agreements and means that you've opened the door for other nations, such as the US, who do at least try to respect some international laws to hit you hard because you are officially then an aggressor nation. If there was no unilateral breaking of the armistice then nations like the US will not be able to gather the legal basis for attacking North Korea. Not that this stopped them with Iraq, but still, the point is that generally sticking to the law puts you in a better international light - for example, interference in Libya didn't put Britain in such a bad light as interference in Iraq, this is because the former had legal basis, and the latter didn't.

      So yes, North Korea can illegally unilaterally end the armistice, but at that point it's open season on them for whoever wants to get involved. If in some weird alternative reality both South Korea and North Korea said yeah, you know what, let's bilaterally scrap this agreement, then theoretically it should be harder for the likes of the US to get involved because the decision was made bilaterally and so the resultant war should be just between those two nations.

      Of course as I say, much of it's really just theory, how a nation looks in practice as a result, and who gets involved in practice is usually a completely different story.

  50. Re:Backing assholes. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure I understand what you are saying. Just that citizens of a corrupt communist regime believe everything their government tells them? Let me assure you that that is not the case.

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  51. Re:A slightly off-topic observation inspired by KJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're targeting young impressionable kids who are in search of an ideal. They are selling that ideal.

    Jesus 6 pack, with a beard (masculine power, fatherly nobility). Works for young men and women who have not formulated a strictly athiest world view yet.

    I think the church knows its pretty hard to get a 60's something hippy on board, or that most already love jesus anyway. Maybe they'll get lucky with a few rednecks who haven't done a tour in Afghanistan yet.

  52. Re:Poor Saddam by mister2au · · Score: 1

    - Iraq has oil
    - Bush & co had a lingering revenge motive from the Kuwait days
    - US did not have allies within real striking range of Iraq
    - US had a trigger with the war on terror and WMD
    - Iraq has low-tech weaponns

    - N Korea has no oil
    - There is no personal grudges to be settled
    - Seoul is only 20 miles from N Korea
    - N Korea is all talk and have not triggered a real reason for invasion & no-one believes WMD arguments anymore
    - N Korea has rocketry and air or ground deploy able nukes

    The risk-reward trade off is quite different ... more akin to the cold war with USSR where you need to slowly erode capability not just attack.

  53. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by pscottdv · · Score: 1

    Huh? The image shows the strike circle of a missile capable of hitting Tokyo from the Tonghae rocket base.

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  54. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by bratwiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's like taking a bandage off.

    Nah, it's more like taking a diaper off.

  55. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but this is why I would think China would be concerned if NK is able to throw a nuke even as far as Tokyo.

    A single rocket delivering a nuke would incur such global wrath that only the thoughts of a deluded or mad man or group of men would consider it.

    However a single or pair of nukes delivered in other ways at closer ranges scares the pants off me (YouTube video has been taken down).

    China has some electric/diesel submarines that are so quiet and stealthy that those that worry are very worried. Launching a cruse missile and vanishing is well within their capabilities. So far NC has not built one that I know of but the machine manufacturing technology to build such a boat is not a big reach in this modern world. Modern drug lords are building stealthy delivery submarines that more larger loads and manage to escape detection quite often.

    Container ships are another risk. A 40 foot container or pig has the size and weight capacity to cause havoc both nuclear and conventional. A 40 foot container could carry 60K of HE.. not a nuke but still enough to shut down a port. Just a matter of mislabeling and fusing. N.B. "Fat Man" weighed 10,000 pounds and annihilated nearly half of the city.

    In another thread on another forum someone discussed the US disarming its nuclear arsenal. While I like the idea of backing away from MAD, the little I know about this, the less sane it would be to let fools or anyone else crack open the cases of the existing devices. In most cases making them live falls in the class of "some assembly" required so leave the segregated bits segregated and locked up for now. BTW: Even HE artillery falls in the class of some assembly required FWIW.

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  56. Nth Korea is China's rabid lapdog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even when they say "bad doggie!", and wave their finger at, it is all just a show to look like they are taking action when really they enjoy the sight of it biting the heels of others.

  57. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Yebyen · · Score: 1

    Nope. http://bintouch.com/ shows what you're describing, www.bintouch.com redirects to http://www.bintouch.org/mailman/listinfo/cp-transition/

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    Restating the obvious since nineteen aught five.
  58. Re:A slightly off-topic observation inspired by KJ by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    Even Michelangelo had a dead Jesus with a ripped body.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Michelangelo's_Pieta_5450_cropncleaned_edit.jpg

    Michelangelo went for guys, too.

  59. This reminds me of being punished as a kid by Nyder · · Score: 1

    back when i was 12 or so, I would get put on "restriction" meaning I couldn't do anything other then church activities. The problem was, I didn't do anything anyways. So after about 3 years, they realized that they weren't punishing me, so they had to change it. (started making me clean up shit, ended up everytime something was dirty, I had a bad attitude, so i had to clean it as a punishment.)

    Guess what peeps? Sanctions don't work. Time to change up strats.

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    Be seeing you...
  60. No reason to fear invasion from the north by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The border between NK and China is a mountain range. An invasion force would be easily halted there. If the US were serious about invading China it would be much easier to just take the casualties and amphibiously land on Hainan/Hongkong/Macau. And because the Chinese economy is centered around its southeastern coast, the economic disruption from even a failed attempt would be gargantuan.

  61. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck it, nuke em.

    just pull the plaster off and get it done already.

  62. forgot about Dre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, they remember the ::Cue::Cat, but forgot about Junis. Truly the golden age of trolling is dead and forgotten.

  63. Re:Poor Saddam by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    Saddam, like him or not, was an incredibly smart guy if you think about it. He certainly talked a big talk, but *he* knew he didn't have anything to back it up. But to his benefit, no one else was really sure what he did/didn't have. Worked in his favor. He played a great game of poker and for a long time no one called his bluff. U.S. attacks him and lo-and-behold we find out he was all hot air all along.

    Now Kim Jong Un is a different story. He talks big, that's for sure. And we're not *really* sure just what his military might is. We're also not fully sure who might have his back if things got nasty. But whatever military toys Un has, he and his awfully heavily decorated generals seem to be willing to use. He's counting on China to back him all the way. China has kept a lid on him thus far. But he really seems unpredictable. He could "go rouge" on China and do something really stupid. But I don't think Un's any dummy either, he couldn't sustain a military endeavor for any length of time on his own and he knows it. He's been out in the real world.

  64. North Korea ditches Rotary line upgrades to iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really.. this is news?

  65. So Ronery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm So Ronery
      So ronery
      So ronery and sadry arone

    There's no one
    Just me onry
    Sitting on my rittle throne
    I work rearry hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens, no one understands
    Seems like no one takes me serirousry

    And so I'm ronery
    A rittle ronery
    Poor rittle me

    There's nobody
    I can rerate to
    Feel rike a bird in a cage
    It's kinda sihry
    But not rearry
    Because it's fihring my body with rage

    I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
    But nobody else seems to rearize it
    When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
    But until then I'rr just be ronery
    Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

    I'm so ronery

  66. Relic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 'Armistice' is a relic of the 'Cold War.' Under the terms, the USA and the territory of south Korea, at that time not recognized as a 'Country' were bound by law to engage with the 'North' territory to develop a lasting treaty and resolve all issues so that the territories would at a future date recombine.

    That has not happened.

    Why ?

    What 'designs' does the USA have for establishing a 'slave' country of slaves within North Korea to do the bidding of the USA Masters (i.e. the Executive Office of the President of the United States of America) ?

  67. Options by betterprimate · · Score: 1

    What options are there? I can only see two best case scenarios:

    1. 1) Drone strike and end the lineage.
    2. 2) "Bomb" North Korea with three cultural artifacts and/or exports from every country in the world. Maybe then the people of North Korea will see...
  68. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    Realistically at this point, do you think anyone but South Korea would actually care? China showing expansionist tendencies would be slightly unnerving, and South Korea would be unhappy about the impact on a unified Korea, but do you really think that aside from some strongly worded public speeches anyone would give a rats? China are a lot less insane and a lot less dangerous than NK and can solve everyone's problems.

  69. How can a small country even consider using nukes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a small country like NK, Pakistan or Iran even consider using nukes? What about the consequences? The world community will have to respond with nukes. And for a small country all it takes are 1 or 2 nukes in the major cities to completely destroy the country. In other words, it would be a suicidal act.

  70. China WELCOMES the US military to visit by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    There are no reasons for China to fear US military presence across the Yalu/Tumen River. Heck, they even want them to come over, not to invade, but to spend some Benjamins on the hookers.

    Look up " US Navy port visits China" and there are dozens since the turn of the century, most notably Hong Kong and Macau.

  71. Re:Poor Saddam by Eskarel · · Score: 2

    Not quite. The bigger issue, aside from China is that while Iraq was supposedly building WMDs, North Korea actually has them.

  72. Nuts by microbox · · Score: 1

    and then have the next 10 years of "Nation Building" infrastructure improvements that we've become accustomed to giving the vanquished foes.

    What an insane notion. Not that I don't think the leadership in NK are insane. But seriously, if they gave a shit about their people, then they'd, you know, be a little benevolent and all. These guys are in control, and having the US invade would not allow them to continue to keep their privileged position.

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    Like all pain, suffering is a signal that something isn't right
  73. Re:Poor Saddam by mister2au · · Score: 1

    Huh? That is exactly what I said along with 4 other factors that all point in the same direction.

    N Korea has rocketry and air or ground deploy able nukes

    Not exactly sure what you think you are disagreeing with ... you can not attack a nuclear armed opposition like USSR (or N Korea) but instead have to erode their capability - economically in both cases of USSR and N Korea.

  74. figurehead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect Kim Jong Un is really a figurehead
    93C46

  75. Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    much like Germany was re-unified. IR2110

  76. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by dbIII · · Score: 1

    There's already an entire province of China about 1/4 populated by North Korean refugees and their descendants.

  77. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The batshit insane wing of the Republicans would care and use it as an excuse to try to bring back the "good old days" of the Cold War before that whining weakling Nixon started talking to the Chinese. That's how insane they are and how poor a grasp of reality they have, and they have a chance at choosing the next President from among their ranks of people that make Palin look like a realist.

  78. It's 2013 by dbIII · · Score: 0

    before the US even gets clearance from Washington to join in

    It's 2013, so there's no need to wait for Daddy Bush to finish his golfing holiday before military action will happen.

  79. Didn't work in Central America by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Even after playing that game the US still had to invade Panama.

  80. Re:A slightly off-topic observation inspired by KJ by LMariachi · · Score: 1

    No one knows what Jesus actually looked like (if you believe he ever actually lived), and in general, there are far more unattractive people in the world than attractive ones, so with nothing else to go on, it's probable that he was unattractive.

    But you do have something else to go on. He (assuming he existed) was a (posthumously) wildly successful charismatic leader with no worldly perks to offer his followers. People like that aren't necessarily romance novel cover models, but they tend to be a little prettier than Quasimodo or Baron Harkonnen.

  81. It all makes sense so long as you remember ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It all makes sense so long as you remember that China will trade with anyone. If they liked NK they probably wouldn't charge them over twice market price for oil.

  82. The Senkaku Islands dispute has indirect causes by stoploss · · Score: 1

    There's been a lot of saber rattling between Japan and China in the last few months over minor islands of little value.

    The Senkaku Islands dispute is less about dick waving and ultimately more about oil reserves. International maritime law allows for exclusive economic zones for some distance off a country's territorial shores. Thus, these otherwise-worthless islands actually have some value beyond distracting both countries' populations from domestic issues. Also, like every good territorial dispute requires, both sides have their own preferred "true name" for the disputed territory.

    This dispute is somewhat analogous to the US' Aroostook War over Maine's borders or the Oregon Boundary Dispute ("54 40' or Fight!")—both of which were solved without war despite the bellicose rhetoric.

  83. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Xest · · Score: 2

    I put some numbers against this the other day in the last discussion about North Korea, basically even if the whole entire population of North Korea crossed the border it would still only be about the same population increase China sees naturally despite having a one child policy in 2 years anyway, or a less than 2% increase in population.

    This is still non-negligible and would be a big problem of course, but also as I pointed out the whole population wouldn't cross the border. When you factor in disease and famine, people who stay, people who die, people who flee elsewhere (to Japan, South Korea etc.) the actual figure is going to be fairly negligible. As there would be a hefty amount of international aid and support to boot it's likely that the border region of China may even actually see a net benefit - cheap labour and international funding to feed it, build accommodation, provide healthcare and so on.

    Just to put this into context, Jordan saw 750,000 Iraqi refugees arrive in the three years between 2003 and 2006 which to them, was a 15% increase in population - drastically higher than anything China could suffer from war in the absolute worst case that would never come close to happening in practice of every single individual in North Korea going there.

    I don't think the refugee argument is a legitimate one, I don't think that's China's concern at all.

    More likely I think the real reason is simply that China doesn't want reunification - the last thing it wants is a successful Western ally backed by heavy US military presence right on it's doorstep, it prefers to maintain a buffer zone, that buffer zone being North Korea.

    If this were to happen the bigger threat to China would likely be the emigration of it's brightest and best across the border into a new unified Korea, rather than emigration of North Koreans post-war.

  84. Schadenfreude by stoploss · · Score: 2

    I was bitter about the whole thing for a long time, until I learned the failure part...which made a tiny part of me very happy indeed.

    Ah, schadenfreude—it has always seemed historically inevitable to me that the word with this definition would have German etymology. "There's a word for this? And it's German? Quelle surprise."

    1. Re:Schadenfreude by adolf · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      English is so long-winded sometimes. It's nice to learn a specific term, and it surprises me none that it happens to be German. Indeed, I might expect that this entire paragraph could be accurately surmised in one or two German words.

      I, adolf, 21054, should spend more time studying that fine language.

    2. Re:Schadenfreude by stoploss · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I might expect that this entire paragraph could be accurately surmised in one or two German words.

      Yes, but I still believe it's cheating when they can compound nouns to make words like Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

      Cheating, but awesome.

  85. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    We've abstained from direct intervention in Cuba for over half a century on the word of a long dead president.

    Well, yes, if you class the impostion of crippling economic sanctions as only an indirect intervention.

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  86. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The long and the short of it is that China wants a buffer. That's it. They're willing to put up with the nuisance of North Korea (who are plenty annoying to them, also) to keep US troops away from their border.

    The probability of the US attempting a land invasion of China is about the same as that of North Korea obliterating the US in an exchange of nuclear weapons, i.e. effectively zero.

    Surely not even the most insane of Chinese or American military leaders would think it was a possibility? You might as well draw up a plan to invade Russia in the middle of winter, based on glorious historical precedents.

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  87. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the racism that is rampant within china (eg: country folk are basically not allowed to go to university, or move to the city...), its doubtful that the survivor's children would live better. Maybe their great grand-children... Maybe.

    You don't actually know what racism means, do you.

  88. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Talderas · · Score: 1

    The world at large has been aiming for a reunified Korea, even if it is a long way off but I don't think very many want Korea unified under North Korea due to the inevitable worsening of the standard of living for South Koreans. So the question is one of whether people would accept China annexing N.Korea in order to get rid of the silliness of N.Korea. I don't think it would happen.

    Of course, I still lay the entire problem with Korea at the feet of MacArthur.

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    "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
  89. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Talderas · · Score: 2

    The historical precedents of invading Russia in the winter contain very valuable information regarding how to not invade Russia during the winter.

    That is, make sure you have a supply line. Napoleon was forced to retreat from Moscow towards Smolensk which had previously been torched by Russian troops as they retreated from Smolensk to Moscow. After his army got checked trying to advance on St. Petersburg he had hoped that taking Moscow would force the Russians to capitulate. The Germans had planned for their Blitzkrieg to succeed quickly against Russian and never setup the supply lines to support their armies. There were also some strategic blunders on the Germans which permitted the Russians to envelope and destroy an entire army group. Not really something you want to do if you're trying to... you know.... win.

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    "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
  90. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem there is, the U.S. is arguably still making up for having not kept their promise to support Korea (United States–Korea Treaty of 1882) back when the Japanese invaded, since having the Philippines was considered more strategic (Taft–Katsura Agreement).

    At least half the peninsula is free.

  91. Re:A slightly off-topic observation inspired by KJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slightly? More like completely off-topic. All the picture I've seen of Kim Jong Un were unattractive.

    Also, people in that time walked everywhere and didn't eat ridiculously fatty foods every day. I'd say it'd be more historically inaccurate if you couldn't see his ab muscles.

  92. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    So far NC has not built one that I know of ...

    I assure you that North Carolina has no intention of building submarines or cruise missiles.

    --
    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  93. Wrong Lesson by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

    Except it's the wrong lesson. The only reason NK hasn't had the snot kicked out of them is because they have 10,000 artillery pieced lined up to burn Seoul to the ground. North Korea's deterrence has always been their threat of a highly destructive conventional assault. Had it not been for that, I'm pretty sure the United States would have rained bombs down on Pyongyang back in the 1990s.

  94. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are being fooled. It's not "the republicans" but instead the military industrial complex. They have successfully diverted your attention away from them and onto "the republicans". Great job!

  95. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

    That's pretty harsh any way you look at it. I'm all for freedom, but I don't think you can volunteer other people for death like that.

  96. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    "Racism" is the closest in concept to what GP is describing though. The US being much younger than several asian cultures and much more racially diverse, if we hate some group of people based on ancient history, it's races. In Japan, China, or other countries where pretty much everyone is of the same race, their hate isn't along racial lines, it's by lineage.

    When I heard that certain family lineages were discriminated against still to this day, because emperor Tokugawa (or some leader long before the US was around) declared them inferior, it didn't make any sense, until I realized it was essentially the same as racism... just without the racial distinction.

    Anyway, racist Chinese and North Koreans would probably both maintain that they are different races, and would both state as facts that they were superior genetically to the other "race."

  97. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    But... I DID point that out! It has done been already pointed out!

  98. Reunification costs by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    If there is reunification with South Korea, expect the cost to be borne by South Korea, to a similar extent that in the reunification of Germany, the cost was borne by West Germany.

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    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
  99. Let's feel less guilt about their policy choices by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    there's really no way to go forward and get what we want without either a lot of North or South Korean blood on our hands. We could stop sending food aid to increase pressure, but the innocent people in NK will starve.

    When their leadership chooses to divert resources out of food production and into arms production, how is the resulting starvation our fault? That particular blood is not on our hands.

    Any country capable of building nukes and sending stuff into orbit is also capable of meeting the basic caloric needs of its people -- if it chooses to.

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    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
  100. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is absolutely bang on - China is opposed to the re-unification of Korea. As it is, even without North Korea, South Korea has prospered, and if North Korea goes the way of East Germany or South Yemen, then China, which is their main backer, would suffer a major loss of face.

    One thing I'm not getting is - why didn't China veto the resolutions that the UN adapted? In the 1950s, it was a Soviet walkout of the Security Council preceding the vote on Korea that saw North Korea expelled, and now, Beijing wasn't there to bat for Pyongyang? That defies credulity. Right now, China is violating this resolution by hoarding Kim's money, but had they vetoed it, they'd not be violating squat!

    As I pointed out in a past thread on North Korea, there is only one trump card the US has, and I doubt that the US even knows to use it. It would be the re-militarization of Japan. Nobody fears a nuclear Korea more than Japan, since anti-Japanese hatred is common to both the Koreas, and could be used by the Kim family to attract support from across the border. The US could therefore preempt any of that by revoking the WWII requirements against Japan being a military power, and even offer Japan the option of having nukes. Nobody would dread that more than Beijing, who has its memories of WWII and who would then stand to face a major challenge to their status as the #1 power in Asia. That can be the only reason that Beijing hasn't fully taken the side of North Korea in this whole debate.

    However, I don't think that China's people would migrate en masse to Korea. That country is even more different from China than Taiwan and the US. As it is, those Chinese who want to leave China today can, and do; it's only people who are political dissenters who are blocked. Even with all that, China has managed to become both the military and economic powerhouse of Asia, and would prefer to leave things that way, and not lose it over something as stupid as North Korea.

  101. Don't politicize their plight by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    From your link: "Back in the 1990s, the United States offered to help North Korea with its energy needs if it gave up its nuclear weapons program. But the deal fell apart after the Bush administration accused the North Koreans of reneging on their promises."

    More than an accusation is in play here: the North did completely renege on its promises. Too bad the writer chose to politicize things.

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    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
  102. Re:Poor Saddam by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    Was a reference to point 3 when you were talking about WMD's as a justification for war. They're only a justification for war when they don't exist.

  103. Re:Well, of course China wants to keep NK as it is by niftymitch · · Score: 1
    Now lets keep the Carolina's out of this.

    Just because I cannot type is no reason to name them. Just flame me for being a terrible cypest.

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    Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain.
  104. I AM Chin Parsins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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