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Roadkill Forcing Cliff Swallows To Evolve

sciencehabit writes "Cliff swallows that build nests that dangle precariously from highway overpasses have a lower chance of becoming roadkill than in years past thanks to a shorter wingspan that lets them dodge oncoming traffic. That's the conclusion of a new study based on 3 decades of data collected on one population of the birds. The results suggest that shorter wingspan has been selected for over this time period because of the evolutionary pressure put on the population by cars."

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  1. Re:first by pecosdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That will be the downfall of your species. Those who march in front are merely the meat-shields for the warriors that follow, the first torn down by the musket balls and horse mounted cavalry while those behind remain to actually fight.

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  2. Tricky EIRs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This could be tricky, if this gets classified as a new species, how do we factor in the need for persistant traffic in environmental impact reports? If we cut traffic this species would lose its competitive edge and thus habitat and could become extinct!

    1. Re:Tricky EIRs by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      Quick! Before it becomes a new established species, if you see one swerve your car dangerously to try and hit it!

    2. Re:Tricky EIRs by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. The change is likely morphological rather then genealogical. As a result they will stay the same species, just like dogs do.

    3. Re:Tricky EIRs by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This could be tricky, if this gets classified as a new species, how do we factor in the need for persistant traffic in environmental impact reports? If we cut traffic this species would lose its competitive edge and thus habitat and could become extinct!

      Unlike religion, taxonomy is based on science. You can't just name something a new species because of a slight variation.

      Species:
      A group of living organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding.

      If the short wing swallows can breed with the long wing swallows to create fertile offspring... they probably aren't a new species.

    4. Re:Tricky EIRs by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      ...environmental impact reports?

      Don't be a smartass...

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    5. Re:Tricky EIRs by captainpanic · · Score: 2

      If you take a population of poodles, and breed them selectively for long enough, they would become a separate species. It just hasn't gotten that far yet.
      These swallows can just mix with the general population too, but given enough time, would become a separate species.

    6. Re:Tricky EIRs by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      That is the same thing. They would still become different species after their outward appearance changed sufficiently, just like dog breeds.

      A 180-pound English Mastiff and a two-pound Chihuahua, are not the same species, by any definition of the term.

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    7. Re:Tricky EIRs by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      A group of living organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding. The species is the principal natural taxonomic unit, ranking below a genus and denoted by a Latin binomial, e.g., Homo sapiens

      If the sperm from one can create fertile offspring in the other, it's the same species...

    8. Re:Tricky EIRs by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      First off that is not the definition of a species.

      And even using that definition, the would not be considered a species.

      We all use DNA, so it would not be difficult to interbreed any two species on the planet together. How a species puts together its sperm and eggs prevents most species from interbreeding, but that is a tiny part of an organism and not particularly important when defining species.

      Let us assume that even if you could impregnate a female Mastiff with with Chihuahua sperm that she came to term and game birth and that that pup could be raised with human intervention. If you did the inverse with a female Chihuahua all you would get is a dead Chihuahua. So the genetics of these two species cannot be mixed, so by your definition they are different species.

      But, this is all theoretical stuff that would be confined to a laboratory, as they cannot mate. So even by the interbreeding definition of a species they are different species.

      But that is really just the populous, easy to quantify, definition of a species. Which is not to say that a better defined definition exists, just that a species is not a distinct easily identified group. No definition really holds water in real world, as most real world examples do not fit within it. Their are loads of different species that can and do interbreed, currently and historically. Our Human ancestors and Neanderthals for example, which are sometimes classified as subspecies because of this fact, but their is probably not a species that ever existed that could not interbreed with at least one other species. That is part of the point of the long and involved mating rituals and bright distinctive markings on animals, to prevent interbreeding when it could physically and biologically occur.

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    9. Re:Tricky EIRs by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      Physical compatibility aside, the definition of a species is the biocompatibility and viability of their germ cells, NOT THEIR PHYSICAL ABILITY TO MATE AND CARRY OFFSPRING TO TERM.

      You said, "And loads of different species can interbreed, in that if we could force them breed together they could produce offspring." Yes, horses and donkeys can interbreed - but their progeny are NOT (typically) FERTILE.

      From the most often accepted definition of species (emphasis mine): "groups of actually or potentially interbreeding natural populations, which are reproductively isolated from other such groups. ... In a few cases it may be physically impossible for animals that are members of the same species to mate. However, these are cases, such as in breeds of dogs, in which human intervention has caused gross morphological changes, and are therefore excluded by the biological species concept."

      You cling to your incorrect definition of 'species' like your life depends on it; what's up with that?

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    10. Re:Tricky EIRs by cusco · · Score: 2

      In terms of evolutionary progress. "Long term" means either to nine digits of years and up.

      Nonsense. English Sparrows are very close to speciation already, and they've only been in North America for a couple hundred years. The songs of North American sparrows have diverged enough that sparrows from England show little to no interest in breeding with them. You could undoubtedly artificially inseminate them, genetically they're pretty much identical, but one of the various definitions of 'species' refers to natural interbreeding. It would not be at all surprising to see short-winged cliff sparrows preferentially breeding with other short-winged sparrows, to the point where eventually they will refuse long-winged suitors. If their plumage changes color because of some other environmental factor (not unlikely) you'd see the divergence even quicker.

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    11. Re:Tricky EIRs by cusco · · Score: 3, Informative

      Depends on which definition of 'species' you use. Grizzly bears and polar bears can physically interbreed, but they don't. Are they the same species? Some biologists will say yes, others will say no. Species is one of the messier words in science.

      BTW, **NINE** digits of years? 100 million or more? Only three million years ago we were Australopithecenes, do you actually think Homo Sapiens haven't made 'long term' changes in the interim? 70 million years ago we were rat-sized egg-laying insectivores, are you really sure that we haven't changed significantly since then?

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    12. Re:Tricky EIRs by Zalbik · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just wondering how long it will take you to realise that none of these changes make them different species.

      That's what I thought too, but then I actually looked it up and found the GP is actually right. Two groups of animals can be morphologically the same, but still considered different species due to natural inhibitions against interbreeding.

    13. Re:Tricky EIRs by dywolf · · Score: 2

      That's only because they keep breeding poodles to be poodles. They arent selectively breeding them to change them into something new.
      If it was me, I'd be going for size....big,,,curly haired...attack poodles!

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  3. excellent! by arekin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if only humans would evolve that fast...

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    1. Re:excellent! by Grayhand · · Score: 2

      Now if only humans would evolve that fast...

      We have. Our asses have spread to better secure ourselves to couches. Our bellies are also evolving into shelves for beer cans.

    2. Re:excellent! by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Err, that's nothing to do with the evolution of sexual desire, that's only because we've become so incredibly good at making cheap food. Haven't you ever seen those stone fertility idols? Or heard of societies where obesity is/was a sign of the aristocracy? People have gotten extra sex because they were fat for far longer than they've been denied reproductive opportunities for the same.

    3. Re:excellent! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Fatness was a sign that you had enough to eat, and thus a sign of fitness. It has not functioned in this way for a long time now. Even back then, "fat" did not mean the lumbering whales we see today. Look at famous fat men like W.C. Fields or Curly from the Three Stooges. They're quite modest by today's standards.

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  4. Does this mean by NEDHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I keep on smacking my kids, their arms will get shorter?

    1. Re:Does this mean by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Their skulls may become thicker.

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  5. You're Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...And this is yet another proof that God exists. My prayer circle has spent the last 10 years asking for Divine intervention to halt the senseless deaths of road-adjacent animals. Thanks to our unceasing intervention, He knew to trim a wee bit off the tip of every bird's wings (gradually, of course, so that mommy birds would still recognize their babies - and left longer wings on the sinner birds so that they would die and serve as a warning to others). Praise Jesus!

    1. Re:You're Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is a really tough story to... Swallow...

  6. lies, all lies by spongman · · Score: 4, Funny

    these evolutionists are just trying to force these lies down your throats.

    how can the birds be changed by the overpasses? the bible tells us that the overpasses have existed since the creation of the universe, 3 decades ago.

    1. Re:lies, all lies by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      This is clearly heresy. As is recorded in the bible quite clearly, overpasses do not exist, and have never existed.

    2. Re:lies, all lies by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing, at least to me as a Christian, is that none of the other Christians I know would take issue with anything said in the summary, other than the use of "evolution" to describe natural selection and adaptation: principles with which they have no problems.

    3. Re:lies, all lies by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... even though that's exactly what evolution is?

      I think they have a hard time understanding what the Theory of Evolution really is. If they did, they'd suddenly find it's compatible with faith as-is.

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    4. Re:lies, all lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/hold-creationist-view-human-origins.aspx

      "Forty-six percent of Americans believe in the creationist view that God created humans in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years. The prevalence of this creationist view of the origin of humans is essentially unchanged from 30 years ago, when Gallup first asked the question. About a third of Americans believe that humans evolved, but with God's guidance; 15% say humans evolved, but that God had no part in the process."

    5. Re:lies, all lies by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Evolution and abiogenesis are frequently conflated. Many Christians have no problem with the former, but do not agree with the latter.

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    6. Re:lies, all lies by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmm...yes and no. When people talk about "evolution", they're generally talking about the creation of new species via the combined mechanics of random mutation and natural selection. Natural selection is something that everyone I know is fine with. Random mutation is something that everyone I know is fine with. But the creation of new species? Not so much. And in this case, we're merely seeing natural selection at play, which is not evolution, in and of itself, any more than a motor by itself should be considered a car.

    7. Re:lies, all lies by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      But the creation of new species? Not so much.

      All "new species" means is "genetically incompatible". When people talk about evolution, they'd better fucking know what species means.

      And in this case, we're merely seeing natural selection at play, which is not evolution

      Uh wrong. If the changes we're seeing are genetic, then we're seeing evolution at play, through the mechanism of more or less natural selection. Consult your dictionary, it can help you the way it has helped so many others not be blatantly, stupidly wrong.

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    8. Re:lies, all lies by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 2

      There really isn't a difference in kind between 'alive' things and 'collections of matter.'

      Muscles are not magical energy conversion systems, they are composed of complicated proteins that bend and twist and contract, driven by chemical reactions that are well known. We can make the same reactions happen with artificial proteins, no problem.

      Cells are not magical 'alive' packages, they are sacks of dirty water contained in a lipid bilayer. Something we can make with a syringe of oil and a bucket of water.

      'Alive' is shorthand for 'complicated.' But science is pretty clear about what's happening.

    9. Re:lies, all lies by Creedo · · Score: 2

      Natural selection is something that everyone I know is fine with. Random mutation is something that everyone I know is fine with. But the creation of new species? Not so much. And in this case, we're merely seeing natural selection at play, which is not evolution, in and of itself, any more than a motor by itself should be considered a car.

      Until the sub-species is altered in some way to prevent interbreeding(physical isolation, physical inability to mate, behavioral changes which prevent mating, etc), it is indeed not a speciation event. It is, however, evolution("a change in heritable traits over time"). The term "species" is just a convienent label to place on living things in order to categorize them. It is just a snapshot of a particular group of living things at a particular time. All species are always adapting, always evolving. Some can interbreed(even long after they diverged, like lions and tigers), some can't.

      Saying that you accept all of the mechanisms of the evolutionary process and yet reject the logical result of those processes is irrational.

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    10. Re:lies, all lies by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      Never said they were magic, nor that biotic processes aren't understandable. We can understand the components that make up a living organism, and we can understand the chemical processes through which they interact. We can even create the components that make a living organism. What we can't do (although I'm not saying it's impossible) is initiate those processes, transforming something that is an inert collection of material into an autonomous entity; we can create a cell, but we can't create a monad.

      The distinction between a living and organism and a collection of matter are those processes. And all life we've observed has originated from a previously living organism. Abiogenesis is sort of miniature version of the cosmological debate; one needs to find an effect without a cause, the other needs to find an individual without an ancestor (or possibly, a non-living ancestor).

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  7. Bridgekeeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the new air speed velocity of an unladen cliff swallow?

    1. Re:Bridgekeeper by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      The one impaled on the antenna of a passing vehicle or not?

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    2. Re:Bridgekeeper by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

      The one impaled on the antenna of a passing vehicle or not?

      I don't know but the little fucker dropped his coconut and cracked my windshield.

    3. Re:Bridgekeeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The one impaled on the antenna of a passing vehicle or not?

      I don't know but the little fucker dropped his coconut and cracked my windshield.

      It was trying to do you a favour: cut the coconut in half, bang the halves together and you'll not need to pay for a car anymore.

  8. Maybe birds with shorter wings don't fly as much by Leuf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article says it's because they are more maneuverable, but what if they just sit on their asses a lot unlike their easier flying longer winged relatives? Fly less, get hit less.

  9. Re:not evolution by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 2

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution:
    Evolution by natural selection is a process that is inferred from three facts about populations:
    1) more offspring are produced than can possibly survive
    2) traits vary among individuals, leading to different rates of survival and reproduction
    3) trait differences are heritable.

  10. Saw a Chipmunk Up In the Mountains by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was driving up in the mountains a year or so ago and saw a chipmunk run out into the road between me and the car coming the other way. Now normally this is pretty much certain doom for the chipmunk, but this one stopped calmly on the yellow line, stood up and waited for us to pass before continuing. I've always wondered if the evolutionary pressure of traffic combined with their short generation cycles would lead to critters less likely to become roadkill. Guess I have my answer.

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    1. Re:Saw a Chipmunk Up In the Mountains by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Similar here I was wondering how long it would take for dogs, cats, etc to evolve to wait for traffic to pass before crossing.

      I see hawks or eagles circling some highways nowadays - I wonder if roadkill makes up a significant part of their diet. But they'd better learn to avoid becoming roadkill too ;).

      On a related note, I wonder if we are doing the wrong thing by eating/killing the larger members of various fish species while leaving the smaller ones alive. Seems to me for millions of years its been the smaller members of a fish species that have a higher death rate. Perhaps we should be eating the small ones and leaving the big ones alone. The big ones can usually produce more small ones.

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    2. Re:Saw a Chipmunk Up In the Mountains by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Squirrels. They used to zig-zag back and forth (can't make up their mind) and get crushed. Now, they either wait patiently or bolt across the road when everything looked all in the clear.

      But yes, it would seem the indecisive critters got weeded out.

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  11. Re:not evolution by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The definition of evolution existed for over century before genetic material was discovered.

    Keep changing the goalpost because the facts don't match your dogma, kinda like "climate change"

  12. Evolution? Maybe... by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, this may be due to evolution, not of the birds, but the automobile.

    To generate increased fuel economy, today's automobile is a lot more streamlined than ones of the past. So there is less air disturbance. It may be that the birds with smaller wings are not affected by the turbulence as much as the larger winged birds are now, and can thus survive an encounter, whereas in the past, there was enough turbulence to affect the birds regardless of wingspan. Also, changes in traffic patterns and vehicle types changes the exhaust, which changes the local plant life, which changes the insect life, which ultimately changes the birds.

    While it is simple to observe that long winged birds are being disproportionately killed and that the population's wingspan is growing shorter, and conclude that some sort of selection (Is it natural selection when birds are hit by cars?) is taking place, the reality may be quite different.

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    1. Re:Evolution? Maybe... by Vreejack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, what? Are you trying to suggest that bird wings are shrinking because automobiles produce less turbulence than they used to?

      I have seen some really stupid write-ups in Science, but this one was concise and accurate. Roadkill birds have longer wings and the average wingspan has decreased over the decades of the study. It is known that birds with shorter wingspans are more agile in the air. The conclusion is that roadkills are placing a selection pressure on the birds for shorter wingspans. Turbulence is not actually believed to play much of a part, as death is caused when the birds are struck by cars, not when they get caught in their wake.

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    2. Re:Evolution? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is it natural selection when birds are hit by cars?

      Why would it not be natural selection?
      The environment in which the birds exist was rapidly changed due to the actions of another migratory species.
      This new environment is more dangerous to birds with a larger wing span. The birds with dominant short wing span alleles were able to survive longer and produce more offspring. Ergo, the nature of the environment selectively breed for short wing span alleles in this species in bird. The fact that the environmental change that catalyzed this selective process was instigated by humans doesn't nullify the premise that this is natural selection at work.

      To believe that humans are so far removed from nature to no longer be considered natural is hubris. Homo Sapiens is a transformer of the environment not unlike the earliest cyanobacteria that polluted the atmosphere with an over abundance of oxygen billions of years ago through their development of photosynthesis.

    3. Re:Evolution? Maybe... by camperdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Um, what? Are you trying to suggest that bird wings are shrinking because automobiles produce less turbulence than they used to?

      No, I am suggesting that bird wings are shrinking because the automobiles are using a different blend of fuel than they used to.

      Further, I am suggesting that turbulence inducing vehicles might be harder to avoid. The wake could cause a bird to hit the side or rear of a vehicle, or whip it into the ground, or just be violent enough to snap the wing altogether without the bird even hitting anything. Who knows? If the types and sizes of vehicles, the frequency and distribution of traffic, and even the fuel composition of the vehicles travelling through the underpass were the same, then the conclusion would have been a slam-dunk. However, the traffic now is not the same as it was thirty years ago, so there is another variable in the scenario; a variable that could cause the same observed phenomenon (unlikely though it may be).

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  13. Re:Maybe birds with shorter wings don't fly as muc by Leuf · · Score: 2

    Fly with a purpose when needed, live. Play dodge the highway traffic because you can, splat. If it takes more effort to fly then maybe you cut down on your recreational flying. Sort of like higher gas prices.

  14. Kinda Related... by SuperCharlie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had to go through a set of lights by a couple truck stops back in the day more than once a week. I noticed grackles (crowish kinda birds) that would wait on the posts or nearby for the lights to turn red. Then they would jump down and pick the grasshoppers and bugs out of the 18 wheeler grills. When the light turned green, they all flew back up and waited. They were quite well fed.

  15. That quickly? by flimflammer · · Score: 2

    Is that seriously enough time for such an evolution to take place? I was not aware evolution happened so quickly, even accounting for their quicker viability for reproduction. Seems like there might be a million other reasons why this is happening, not because of something so recent.

  16. Hares still didn't evolve though by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2
    My mother had a funny encounter with a hare when she was young. She was driving on a small country road at night, and suddenly a hare jumped from the field onto the road between her headlights. Not knowing how to dress one anyways, she slowed down.

    What happened then was hilarious. The hare saw the left head light, became scared and jumped to the right. Being now closer to the right head light, it became scared again and jumped to the left. Then again to the right, and so the hare became trapped between her head lights. This continued until the next village where there was light all over the place, and the hare got away (... while the village people shook their head how anybody could let a perfectly good hare run away after having had such an easy opportunity for miles...)

    Fast forward 35 years later. I was also driving on a nightly country road, and you guessed it a hare. Not knowing how to dress one either (and not being that fond of venison anyways), I just followed it for 2-3 jumps, then briefly switched off my lights to let it go...

    So, apparently hares didn't evolve in those 35 years...

  17. Re:Dog breeding is not evolution by Sique · · Score: 2

    Are the short-winged swallows unable to mate with other swallow in their parent population?

    This normally happens only if the two strains of livings are separated and allowed to develop independently. And even then it doesn't necessarily mean that the now occuring species can't interbred anymore. Polar bear and grizzly are a wellknown example of two species who could interbred, but normally don't do because they live in different environments. In this case, we talk about geographical species.

    What we see here, is a so called genetic drift. While still being the same species, the average genotype is moved to shorter wings.

    Has anyone, however, observed this selection effect going on for a long enough time for the emergence of new species?

    Yes, there was an experiment with strains of E. coli (a type of bacteria), which were fed citric acid additionally to their normal diet. E. coli normally doesn't metabolize citric acid. But after about 12,000 generations, there was a new strain of E. coli which could metabolize citric acid. Bacteria don't interbred at all, they reproduce by cell division. Thus a definition of a species via cross-breeding doesn't make sense. E. coli is differentiated from other similar bacteria strains by not digesting citric acid. Thus, this new strain of citric acid digesting E. coli is a new bacteria species.

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  18. Re:How come no animals have evolved 4D by Zordak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd say that the Book of Genesis was part of Christian tradition, and that explicitly states that God created animals and man from scratch, in direct contradiction to the Theory of Evolution.

    What Bible are you reading? From Genesis 1:

    11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

    12 And the earth abrought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

    I'm missing the part where it "explicitly" says "from scratch with no evolution involved." It just says God said, "Make it so," all Captain Picard like, and then it was carried out through some unspecified agency.There are literally no details about how it was done. Likewise with the animals:

    20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

    21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

    22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

    23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

    24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

    25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

    Even the word "day" could better be rendered "time period." A "day" might be 1 billion years. In any case, evolutionary theory neither proves nor disproves God. In fact, if you read Origin of Species, you'll find that Charles Darwin was not the atheist demigod smarmy atheists like to make him out to be. He speaks quite openly about God and pontificates that "Hey, maybe this is how God speciates animals." (Also, he wasn't particularly concerned with the ultimate origin of life. He was specifically concerned with speciation.)

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  19. Re:How come no animals have evolved 4D by gsslay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A "day" might be 1 billion years.

    And "seed" might be asteroids, "fowl" might be spaceships, "creeping thing" might be nanotech bots and "blessed" may be "provided a 1 billion year support contract". If you like to provide your own translation of every word and concept in the Bible, you can make it anything you want it to be, prove anything you like and be infinitely update-able.

    If we were to accept this, it must be very comforting that Genesis can seem to be more than simplistic myth. But it doesn't stop it being fiction.

  20. Re:How come no animals have evolved 4D by yurtinus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure any non-idiotic *anybody* simply says the Bible is a collection of stories and parables with valuable life lessons for the place and time in which it was written. As with all old stories, they're usually rooted in some factual event that occurred at the time. Christians take it a step further claiming its writing was guided by God. Idiotic Christians take it even one step further claiming every word as a literal truth, but luckily there are very few of those.

    I know it's fashionable to assume everybody who believes in Christianity takes every kernel of the Bible as an absolute truth, but most take the book as a whole. You talk about ignoring the details - with all of our modern science, we *still* can't grasp the details of how the universe was created.

    Hell, I'm not even a Christian. Why do you jump to inflammatory conclusions and make me take their side?

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  21. Re:Dog breeding is not evolution by BattleApple · · Score: 2

    Has anyone seen mutations arise that weren't in the gene pool of an organism and seen the mutated form "take over" a population because the mutation conferred a survival advantage

    I saw a documentary recently that said there are nurse sharks near the bikini atoll that are believed to have developed a mutation (missing second dorsal fin) due to exposure to radiation from nuclear testing in the late 40's, early 50's. Normally that type of mutation only affects one or two generations, but the mutation has persisted to this day. I don't think anyone has theorized an advantage yet. They didn't detect any abnormal radiation levels in the water at this time.

  22. Re:How come no animals have evolved 4D by Alsee · · Score: 2

    YOU are the one providing an incorrect translation, you are the one insisting it means what you want it to mean.

    The Hebrew word "yom" means "period of time". It may be used to mean 12 hours, may be used to mean 24 hours, and it may be used longer periods of time. For example Genesis 4:3: "And in process of time(yom) it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord." In that case "yom" means "one growing season". That is a several month period of time.

    To quote Lewis Black:

    He believes that the earth was created in seven days. Whew! Takes my breath away. And why does he believe that? Because he read it in the Old Testament, which is the book of my people - the Jewish people. And that book wasn't good enough for you Christians, was it? You went, "No, we've got a better book, with a better character, you're going to LOVE him!" And you called your book NEW, and said our book was OLD!

    And yet every Sunday I turn on the television set, and there's a priest or a pastor reading from my book, and interpreting it, and their interpretations, I have to tell you, are usually wrong. It's not their fault, because it's not their book. You never see a rabbi on the TV interpreting the New Testament, do you? If you want to truly understand the Old Testament, if there is something you don't quite get, there are Jews who walk among you, and THEY - I promise you this - will take TIME out of their VERY JEWY, JEWY DAY, and interpret for you anything that you're having trouble understanding. And we will do that, if, of course, the price is right.

    The next time you want to argue Old Testament translation and interpretation, try asking someone who speaks the language. I don't claim to be fluent in the Hebrew, but I rather suspect I've spent more time in Hebrew School than you have.

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  23. Re:No respect by cusco · · Score: 2

    I have huge respect for a bird that can dive at 40 miles an hour to snatch a fly two inches off the ground without going 'splat'.

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