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Creationist Bets $10k In Proposed Literal Interpretation of Genesis Debate

HungWeiLo writes "A California man who believes the literal interpretation of the Bible is real is offering $10,000 to anyone who can successfully debunk claims made in the book of Genesis in front of a judge. Joseph Mastropaolo, the man behind this challenge, is to put $10,000 of his own money into an escrow account. His debate opponent would be asked to do the same. They would then jointly agree on a judge based on a list of possible candidates. Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.' For his part, Mastropaolo has a Ph.D. in kinesiology and writes for the Creation Hall of Fame website, which is helping to organize the minitrial. It's also not the first such trial he's tried to arrange. A previous effort, known as the 'Life Science Prize,' proposed a similar scenario. Mastropaolo includes a list of possible circuit court judges to oversee the trial and a list of those he challenged to take part on the evolutionary side of the debate."

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  1. Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

    Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

    One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

    Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

    1. Re:Easy... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that were the only discrepancy then that could easily be tied in a detail of the creation of man. how about the complete order of how things were invented in the two creation myths? one man was created on the last working day, while the other man was created first and he was seen to be bored so all the things were created in the world for him.

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    2. Re:Easy... by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Adam and Eve had two sons and no daughters.

      I propose that their children were mother fuckers.

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    3. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. In chapter one, male and female are created. It does not specify order, nor the period of time between one or the other, as it is an overview. In chapter two, which goes into detail, you get the specifics.

      For reference, Genesis 1:27:

      So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

      Genesis 2:8,18

      Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed

      The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

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    4. Re:Easy... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Three. Cain, Abel, and Seth.

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    5. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      True, but that's the most glaring one. Also, if you can't make it to chapter two without a discrepancy, what hope is there for the rest of it?

      Biblical scholars (as opposed to the nutjob putting up this award) theorize that the books of Moses are assembled from at least three traditions. This becomes more clear when looking at the original Hebrew - the words used for "God" change where in English they are translated into the same word. As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith, not the whole foundation of it. Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct because of their subscription to the sola scriptura heresy which separates them from Catholicism.

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them. They are instructive stories, not a literal chronicle of events.

    6. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The original language is quite clear that the creation of the two was simultaneous. Indeed the very word for "God" is different in the two chapters because they are drawn from two different oral traditions. They were not originally meant to form a narrative together.

    7. Re:Easy... by Ghaoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not being able to believe in any form of super being, I find the Bible and its ilk just best selling novels. However, if it weren't for computers, we wouldn't be discussing this, so.... In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him in Data Center;

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    8. Re:Easy... by elfprince13 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Protestants must do no such thing. Sola scriptura is not at all the same thing as a supremely narrow attempt at Biblical literalism.

    9. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do you have any reference for that? Which word in the original implies simultaneity?

      In regards to your second point - the word for "god" (lowercase g) is the same word in both chapters - . However, Genesis 1 uses the word alone, whereas Genesis 2 uses it in conjunction with the name of the god in question - . A comparison of transliterations might be "In the beginning, the god created the heavens and the earth" (Gen1) "This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the god Yahweh made the earth and the heavens." (Gen2). They're both using the same word, just Genesis 2 is a little bit more explicit. The term for "god" in Hebrew was like a title. Referring to someone either by their title ("Yes, Officer, I do know I was speeding") or by their name ("Yes, John, I do know I was speeding"), or by the two in conjunction ("Yes, Officer John, I do know I was speeding") are all equally valid, and all refer to the same person.

      Genesis 1 and 2 are obviously different accounts (they're both describing the same event, after all) but that doesn't necessarily mean they're contradictory.

      Chapter 1
      Chapter 2

      Also, for what it's worth, I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy.

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    10. Re:Easy... by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If you think those are the same account of events, then you're failing at both reading comprehension and history.

      As others have already elaborated, it's well established that the two accounts are from two different traditions. But even your own links describe a clearly different order of events, even ignoring whether Adam and Eve were created at the same time.

      Version 1

      25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

      26 Then God said, âoeLet us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.â

      Version 2

      18 The Lord God said, âoeIt is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.â

      19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

      In the first version it was animals first and then mankind, in the second version it was man first, then animals. (And then woman.)

      If you want you can accept them as two stories from two different traditions, one of which is literally true and one of which is metaphor, or you can accept them both as metaphor. But they can't both be literally true.

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    11. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To make that claim is to profess that you do not understand what sola scriptura is. I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false. When I did, my faith flew apart until I converted to Catholicism some years ago.

    12. Re:Easy... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't mind $10,000, but the whole exercise sounds tiring, and you know that the guy is going to try to wiggle out of paying, let alone losing, anyway.

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    13. Re:Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, but that's the most glaring [discrepancy].

      It's only a discrepancy if one fails to recognise that we are dealing with two separate myths. The fact that they are 2 separate stories will be obvious to any naive (in the sense that they have not since childhood been exposed to harmonising accounts) and objective reader. Even the deities are obviously different, and not merely by name.

      The second account is clearly the easier target from a scientific PoV. The most glaring internal (to that myth) problem comes in the 2nd 'verse' of this account, Gen 2:5, where we are told that plant life did not exist for two reasons. 1. YHVH-Elohim (a[n editorial?] joining of names that is soon abandoned) had not yet caused it to rain AND there was no man to tend the ground. So what we need to do to "disprove" this account is to show plant life growing independently of human cultivation. Not a big ask. More interesting is the question of what kind of culture could have given rise to a myth that makes such a presumption, which might seem absurd to forest based peoples for instance (HINT: Mesopotamian irrigation cultures).

      But to treat the 2nd account as Science, as a literal account of physical origins, is of course knuckle-headed. Worse still, it is simply to miss the beauty of the text, and its actual insight (which should be apparent to believers and non-believers alike, though both for different reason like to miss it) into the human condition. And (and this is why I find this difficult text so interesting), it's complex role as a witness to the origin of ancient near eastern civilisation.

      As you put it ... "nutjob."

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    14. Re:Easy... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false.

      And of course your family is 100% representative of not just Baptists in general, but the entire spectrum of Protestantism, from Anglicans (basically Catholics minus the Pope and the homophobia) to Calvinists to Quakers to Pentecostalists to...well, pick up a phone book and look under "Churches".

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    15. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve [wikipedia.org], I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      Sigh. Did you even read the article you linked? Because it doesn't mean or say what you think it does.

    16. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you have any reference for that? Which word in the original implies simultaneity?

      In regards to your second point - the word for "god" (lowercase g) is the same word in both chapters

      You...you can't be that stupid. You're using a computer, so...you're punking us right?

      Here's a protip: Genesis was not written in English. Capital letters in the sense that we know them did not exist at the time it was written. You're literally using a translator's errors as your evidence for Biblical "inerrancy" (which I'm pretty sure is a made up word. Infallibility is the word you are looking for).

    17. Re:Easy... by mtm_king · · Score: 5, Funny

      Friend, converting from Baptist to Catholic is like switching from Marlboro cigarettes to Camel. Try kicking the habit completely.

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    18. Re:Easy... by Streetlight · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are people who believe that women have one more rib than men. After all, Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. The fact that that is not true and easily proven but some fundamentalists absolutely reject simple observation and refuse to believe normal men and women have equal numbers of ribs. Scientific observation - counting the ribs of a man and a woman by touch - is the work of the devil.

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    19. Re:Easy... by donscarletti · · Score: 2

      I cannot read Hebrew myself, but those who can that I have asked have all answered that there is no order implied in Genesis one, it just comes through that way in English.

      As for the usage of the word elohim vs adonai vs YHWH, this is common right through the bible, being translated to God, Lord and Yahweh/Jehovah in English respectively. Its roughly interchangeable.

      Personally, I think the scientific evidence for natural selection is pretty solid. But I have discovered that creationists have most likely had that particular book in its written form for well over three millenia and generally have had time to think over most of its issues much more than you or I have.

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    20. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the first version it was animals first and then mankind, in the second version it was man first, then animals. (And then woman.)

      No, it wasn't. Chapter 2 verse 18 uses the past tense "the Lord God had formed". The sequence of events:
      Animals Created -> Man Created -> Animals Brought Before Man -> Woman Created
      is consistent with both accounts.

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    21. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amen.

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    22. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

      Yes, and those are translator's errors, meaning that the original text doesn't say what the English says.

      You should try looking up the difference between Yahweh and Elohim sometime.

    23. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      No, it doesn't. Per Genesis, we're all matrilineally descended from Noah's wife.

    24. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy

      In other words, you have convinced yourself the logically impossible is possible

      Biblical inerrancy without biblical literalism isn't impossible: it just means that whenever what you thought the Bible meant turns out to be false, well, then that's not actually what it meant.

    25. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      My post was commenting exactly on the difference between those two words - in fact, if Slashdot wasn't stuck in the pre-unicode past, it would have contained precisely those two words in Hebrew. Elohim transliterates as "god" - the generic term for deity. Yahweh is, for various historical reasons, rendered as LORD in the Biblical text, and is what we refer to when we use "God" as a proper noun in English. The two terms used in those accounts are "Elohim" and "Yahweh Elohim" - they're not two different words, as the OP stated, they're two different usages - title, and title plus name.

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    26. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman

      WRONG!

      We are matrilinearly descended from many women, all of whom shared very similar/identical mitochondrial DNA. Their ancestors most likely had distinct mitochondrial DNA from mitochondrial eve as well. It absolutely wasn't one woman. Your mtDNA is not nearly as variable as chromosomal DNA. One reason is because it's smaller (fewer basepairs) than chromosomal DNA, another reason is that it is transmitted without recombination, only from your mother, which means that it doesn't change as quickly as chromosomal DNA. There are many strains of mtDNA, but many people have identical/nearly identical mtDNA.

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    27. Re:Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Informative

      You seem to have a reading comprehension impairment. Chapter 1 is an executive summary showing the general chronological order of creation. Chapter 2 goes into detail about the creation of Adam and Eve.

      No, Gen 1:1-2:3 and Gen 2:4 on are different stories as is obvious to any reader who, as I put it above, has not since childhood been exposed to harmonising accounts. The general chronological order in the 2nd account (Gen 2:4 ...) completely contradicts the order of the 1st. In the first (as it appears in the text, but probably also the more recent) account life is created in this order: plants (Gen 1:11); fish & birds (Gen 1:20); land animals (Gen 1:24); humans both male and female (Gen 1:26-27). The 2nd account, but contrast, has this order, male human (Gen 2:7); plants (Gen 2:9); land animals & birds (Gen 2:19) and female human (Gen 2:22). Nor does the strict classification of creation by days in the 1st account, and the narrative necessity for the primacy of Adam and the final creation of Eve in the 2nd allow for any honest harmonisation of these two distinct accounts. I'm sorry you have been misled.

      Now I could point out the differences style, the designed symmetrical account in the 1st account vs. the rambling folk-talesy tone of the second; or between the nature of God (Elohim), who creates by pure will, "Let there be light" and who dwells on high, with the LORD (YHVH ... for the fist few instances the harmonising YHVH-Elohim), a terrestrial being who "fashions" out of clay, who has to call Adam and Eve from their hiding spots and discovers their transgression by their covering (hardly behaviour God on high would engage in). But given the radical disagreement in the "chronological order of creation," all that would be superfluous.

      See the heading at verse 4, Chapter 2?

      And extremely interesting verse. Though there is room for disagreement here, the best reading IMO is that this verse, though presented as a way to connect both accounts, the first half of the verse "[t]his is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created" ends the first account, and the second "when the Lord God made the earth and the heavens" (a mirror of the beginning of the first, "When God began creating the heavens and earth ..." or however you want to translate this difficult piece of Hebrew). Among the facts that recommend this reading is the order heaven-earth vs the earth-heaven which reflect the extra-terrestrial and terrestrial nature of the different numen described above. Also that the highly symmetrical 1st account will end as it began. However, it may simply be that the entire verse is the introduction to the 2nd account.

      I have only the slightest hope that this may help rectify your "reading comprehension impairment."

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    28. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 4, Funny

      But god saw that the programmer was lonely. And so he said, let there be internet porn, and such there was porn of every proclivity and vice and fascination, and he saw it was good. And he rested.

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    29. Re:Easy... by Detritusher · · Score: 2

      Believing in reality isn't bigoted, believing in fairy tails is just hiding your head in the sand and hoping it goes away.

    30. Re:Easy... by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That only works if you ignore the literary style of the whole rest of the chapter. The past tense isn't specifically used in 2:18, it's used through tout the whole chapter. "Now the lord god had" is used repeatedly, and the two interpretations are "It's a literary way of saying 'now god is doing this'," or "the ordering of this story is a confused mess."

      In 2:18 God says he's going to make a helper for man. Then in 2:19 it talks about making the animals. Then in 2:20 it says that no suitable helper was found among the animals.

      Is your argument that God was talking about creating woman in 2:18 but got totally sidetracked in 2:19 and decided to try the animals first instead of creating something new like he had _just_ said he was going to do in the previous sentence?

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    31. Re:Easy... by Myopic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not so fast, smartypants. It's not hard to refute any scientific evidence or argument when you can simply fall back on "nuh uh, because magic".

      God is magic. Magic does not falter in the face of reason or evidence. Therefore anything can be refuted with "nuh uh, God." You think just because the Bible contradicts itself (over and over and over) means that the Bible can't be literally true? "Nuh uh, because magic." See how easy that was?

    32. Re:Easy... by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      So you suggest to cross examine The Bible in front of a judge until it starts to contradict itsself and becomes a totally unrelyable witness?
      That could be a viable strategy. But it could take a lot of time since it is an awefully thick book and they print it on very thin paper.
      Jury! Disregard anything that book said.

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    33. Re:Easy... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't that a 'god of the gaps' fallacy? And doesn't that sort of make the idea of proving the book of Genesis false impossible? Nevermind that proving a negative, as a general rule, is impossible....

    34. Re:Easy... by green1 · · Score: 2

      On the bright side you don't need to go very far to find a lot of contradictions.

      In fact this whole argument could likely be won without even talking about creationism vs evolution, all he asked for was scientific proof that genesis is wrong. considering that it contains complete contradictions, one or the other must by definition be wrong. Of course I bet his list of possible judges includes only religious ones...

    35. Re:Easy... by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

    36. Re:Easy... by TheLink · · Score: 2

      But is the challenge based on literal interpretation of the English version or the Hebrew version? Hard to tell since he's probably one of "those Creationists" ;).

      Any Christian who thinks the Bible should be interpreted literally should read the Bible more and realize that even Jesus himself likes to use parables, metaphors and figures of speech.

      And God himself in Genesis uses figures of speech, for example:

      Genesis 13:14 The Lord said to Abram after Lot had parted from him, "Look around from where you are, to the north and south, to the east and west. 15 All the land that you see I will give to you and your offspring[a] forever. 16 I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted. 17 Go, walk through the length and breadth of the land, for I am giving it to you."

      So are Abraham's offspring literally like the dust of the earth? Or are they figuratively like the dust of the earth in number.

      Or are we supposed to literally take that figuratively? ;) See the rest of Genesis too there's plenty.

      For example: Genesis 41:57 And all the world came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph, because the famine was severe everywhere.

      I doubt literally ALL the world did that. I think someone should be able to scientifically prove that not all the world at that time came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph. I doubt literally ALL the Mayans, Australian Aborigines and Chinese did that, even if there was a famine in their area. Maybe a few did but not all.

      So someone go take this idiot's 10K and shut him up.

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    37. Re:Easy... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Believing in reality is not necessary for reality at all. One of the most important aspects of reality is, that it is real. No faith needed. A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

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    38. Re:Easy... by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why I have to LMAO at those that take the bible literally and only read English...hello, bad translations abound! The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings based on context, or similar but different meaning based on phrasing, they were rich, deep, and complex as hell and frankly modern English...isn't. Its like trying to carve the Venus de Milo by shooting a block of granite with high explosive rounds. Sure you might end up with kinda sorta a similar shape but all the little nuances? Not a chance in hell.

      At the end of the day though it truly saddens me that here we are in the 21st century and we still have hatred, bigotry, even murders, based on what some goat herders wrote on a sheep's ass a couple of thousand years ago to explain a world he didn't understand. i mean I can produce works just as old saying the sun is Ra in a chariot but we don't actually believe that, nor do we kill anybody who doesn't believe that, yet there are people getting slaughtered every. single. day. over the stupid shit written hundreds or even thousands of years ago by fricking goat herders. personally I think we'd all be better off if we threw every last book on the fire, just wiped it all from the face of history, because its obvious as long as it exists there are gonna be fruitcakes taking that shit seriously enough to kill.

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    39. Re:Easy... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No faith needed.

      Not quite that simple.

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    40. Re:Easy... by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Parable - A parable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive principles, or lessons, or (sometimes) a normative principle. It differs from a fable in that fables use animals, plants, inanimate objects, and forces of nature as characters, while parables generally feature human characters. It is a type of analogy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable. So a parable is non-factual it is a story and hence not a literal interpretation. Hence by literal interpretation it is not to be interpreted literally, so his defence is broken. Next up, provide an "ORIGINAL" copy to be analysed, interpreted and challenged ie nothing has been provided to be defended. Scientific proof must be provided first that current text matches original text.

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    41. Re:Easy... by Seumas · · Score: 2

      You are owed no particular respect for having stupid beliefs -- whether they be "non-whites and women are inferior to white men and should be treated as property" or "there's a magic man in the sky who watches everything you do and also you are not allowed to wear clothes of mixed textiles" or "2+2 == 1".

      "a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance"

      Of course, that's because what you said isn't exactly true. I can think less of you all I want. That doesn't make me hateful or intolerant of your opinions. You can have them all you want and I can think they're silly all I want. You did, however, use the right word for most of religion as historically (and currently, for that matter), practiced.

    42. Re:Easy... by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      The problem is, only religion does deal with absolute certainties. They do it by the way of dogma(i.e. Don't Think About It! 'Tis So!).
      Whereas a lot of science has a lot of uncertainty to it. Especially when we explain the world by models and those models are under constant refinement. We can say a lot of things with reasonable certainty. But that doesn't beat the absolute certainty that's presented by absolute and unthinking dogma.

      So this is an argument you can either win or stay honest.

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    43. Re:Easy... by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      No, the task was not to prove the bible wrong. The task was to prove that the bible is not an accurate literal account of what happened. Even one example where it contradicts itself makes this impossible. No long, exhaustive cross examination is needed.

    44. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

      The whole "prove something isn't true" thing...it doesn't work that way.

      He can't prove the non-existence of any other mythological deities, the non-existence of the invisible pink unicorn in my garage, or even disprove my chocolate teapot in the heart of the sun theory.

      Are supposed to believe everything that can't be disproven?

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    45. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Funny

      my faith flew apart until I converted to Catholicism some years ago.

      You're doing it wrong.

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    46. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fact is that the Bible is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not requires education.

      God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?

      Only a Christian could come up with logic like that to justify all the mistakes and impossibilities in the Bible.

      It makes sense - "literal truth! Praise Jehovah!"

      It doesn't make sense - "Oh, that's a parable/metaphor. You need to be specially educated to understand that part."

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    47. Re:Easy... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't worry, the major religions of today wont last forever. No one kills in the name of Zeus any more. Give it time.

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    48. Re:Easy... by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have to wonder how anybody could possibly believe it's full of contradictions and absurdity. The contradictions start when one half of the book is about vengeful, spiteful, cruel god who'll kill the shit out of you in imaginatively sadistic ways, and the other half features a non-interventionist, loving god whose gay son does crowd pleasing magic tricks.

    49. Re:Easy... by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      Well then, hand me my bigot badge, which I'll wear proudly.

      Yes, I do think less of people who lack the critical thinking skills to observe the glaring internally inconsistencies in the ancestors' fairy tales to which they so desperately cling.

      We all want a purpose in a meaningless world, and most of us don't really like the idea of dying all that much. "Made of meat" doesn't give you a pass on Intro to Logic, however.

    50. Re:Easy... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or... you are just a bigot yourself.

      I belonged to a Baptist church with an openly gay pastor, and it was in the South, and one of the largest churches around.

      The part that makes you a bigot is the negative stereotyping that doesn't hold true with even the most limited scrutiny.

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    51. Re:Easy... by flyneye · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, if you forget the pain-in-the-ass literal translationists and get over just-any-ol-thing to piss them off, relax and take a look at what it is.
      1. First book of the Pentaeuch, the Talmud,the history of the Hebrew peoples. Possibly rewritten from memory by the prophet Ezra and attributed to Moishe (thats Moses before the Greeks misspelled it.)
      2.These are the stories that were handed down in a verbal tradition from a people lacking written language for the period portrayed. Some embellishment is expected.
      3. The Adam( Hebrew word for Man as in Mankind) and Eve story is someone remembering the oldest memorable person in the lineage and the story they were told. It amounts to the emergence of Man ( we will define it as the emergence of Man with developed introspection, which places it fairly accurately for a verbal tradition. Why would these people leave lovely lush Bablylonia at the fork of the Tigress and Euphrates? The story seeks to relate that to the listener who would be a Hebrew learning his history.
      4 The "begets" and the impossible longevity problem. The odd thing is why this is such a mystery. Every one of those names represents a tribe or a place , not necessarily just an individual. So we can say that from Enoch to Methuselah these represent the loosely knit stone age tribes of the Hebrews. The ages give the longevity of the tribe or settlement.
      5. Noahs Ark; we know there was a great flood in what is now Armenia, in the valley below the Ararat range (it was a range, not an individual mountain) Watermarks show HIGH water. This was their world, therefore the World was flooded. Remember this is how they explained their history to each other, lacking written language.
      Oddly, there is also another tradition that places Gilgamesh in the boat, rather than Noah, but that is someone else, another time.

      This just scratches the surface of Genesis and the details it gives, there is much, much more. I recommend " Azimovs Guide to the Bible" as a good read to find more. Yes, it was written by Issac Azimov, from a Jewish/ secular perspective. He really is a great author and scholar outside of science fiction.

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    52. Re:Easy... by jimicus · · Score: 2

      > The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings based on context, or similar but different meaning based on phrasing, they were rich, deep, and complex as hell and frankly modern English...isn't.

      Err... excuse me. English is full of different meanings based on context. The thing is, today we have a strong written culture and - necessity being the mother of invention - spelling to provide the context we need. Without spelling, ewe wood be righting like this.

    53. Re:Easy... by smpoole7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings ...

      So does English. "I bear" can mean that I'm a large furry animal with bad grammar, or that I carry something. (And try explaining the Greek aorist tense to someone whose language doesn't even include the concept.) :)

      The entire thread has been fascinating as a window into how people think, though. I wish life was as cut and dried and black and white as some here seem to think.

      Look: people can (and will) believe whatever they want. The best you can hope for is that they TRY to be as objective as possible: to acknowledge the bad AND the good. The only complaint I have about your polemic is that it totally ignores the latter. One example of millions (which I've used here before): the late Danny Thomas' devout Catholic faith created the St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital.

      Some people are good. Some are bad. Some commit atrocities, whether in the name of God or secular humanism or atheistic communism. The fact is that Stalin and Pol Pot, both avowed atheists, managed between them to kill more people than Christians have managed to do since a guy named Jesus founded the thing 2,000 years ago. And in far less time.

      It amuses me that today's atheists are quick to distance themselves from these two guys, but they won't allow me (a Christian) to put distance between myself and, say, a guy like Fred Phelps with the Westboro Baptist Church. "Ah, you're all just whackjobs, what's the difference?" :)

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    54. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      Your point is so much irrelevant that I don't even know why I spend time answering it. Do you mean to say that "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is patented by Christians and nobody else should ever use it?

      Religions are a mix between a set of faith and a set of values. When we say it's complete bullshit we mean it as a whole, not that every idea ever produced by a Christian is bullshit.

      Grow up. Realize these are just fairy tales. You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad. No need for a 2000 years old book for that.

    55. Re:Easy... by robthebloke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I live in the UK and in the last year we've had http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20415689>this and this as the two biggest church news stories of the year. Whilst the majority think that the church *should* move with the times, and should allow women bishops, and should allow gay people into the church. The church (of england) as an organisation, still [b]actively discriminates[/b] against women and gay people. They have finally allowed gay clergy, it comes with the caveat that they must remain celibate (which is not equality in any sense of the word). When I see women bishops in the Church of England, a female pope in the vatican, and gay people openly welcomed into the church, will be the day that I stop pointing out the bigotry that exists within Christianity.

    56. Re:Easy... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it doesn't. Per Genesis, we're all matrilineally descended from Noah's wife.

      This is incorrect. According to Genesis, Noah's three sons were married before the flood. Which means that Genesis tells us that none of us are matrilineally descended from Noah's wife. It is only one the father's side that Noah's grandsons were descended from him and his wife. Or to put it another way, per the Genesis account, none of the genetic material today that is transmitted exclusively from the mother comes from Noah's wife.

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    57. Re:Easy... by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's easy to disprove the invisible pink unicorn in your garage: the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour. However, this does not disprove that there is a visible pink unicorn in your garage nor does it disprove that you have a colourless and invisible unicorn in your garage.

      We can disprove the visible pink unicorn quite easily just by looking for it and not finding it.

      Therefore, you have a colourless invisible unicorn in your garage.

    58. Re:Easy... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew I forgot to do something this morning. I thought I just left the stove on. Hold on, brb.

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    59. Re:Easy... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      They've got tails have they? I knew they had wings, but tails!

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    60. Re:Easy... by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes. However, the other guy does bring up a good point. There are such things as biblical scholars and they generally don't take the bible literally. This includes both Jews and Xians. Pretty much anyone with half a brain has gotten past the whole "word for word" idea a long time ago.

      Given the nature of the work, it's kind of necessary really. You either adjust or sound like some toddler from the bronze age.

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    61. Re:Easy... by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      What you describe are homonyms, not really what the parent was referring to. It would be more accurate to say that we have different words such as "bear", "withstand", "tolerate" etc. I still disagree with the notion that modern languages aren't as rich and nuanced as their ancient precursors; in fact, I'm inclined to think that the opposite may be true as more time has passed for neologisms to be created. For example, I doubt that ancient Greeks had a word equivalent to "serendipity", not when they supposedly hadn't even got round to making the distinction between blue and bronze (to be taken in jest).

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    62. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      comprehensively disproven.

      LOL.

      God is god. Don't you know he can do anything in any order he wants to?

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    63. Re:Easy... by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 2

      If you really think kicking the habit will do any good...

    64. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad.

      Sure, but I don't have the hubris to think that my uninformed whims and impulses are the best possible moral decisions anyone could make. So it's useful to have a handbook, even a set of fairy tales as you put it, to put things in perspective.

      I'm not asking you to come to Jesus or anything. I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

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    65. Re:Easy... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      The problem is if you look at what people actually believe by survey, they really do take huge swaths of the bible literally. Here's 64+% of U.S. (self-identified) Christians in 2006. You're accusing what appears to be a super-majority of your religion of not having half a brain.

    66. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

      Well, that's where we disagree. I agree that the influence of the book wasn't all bad, but I claim the influence of the book did much more bad than good. The so-called "influence on Western civilization" is little more than holding it back.

    67. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We may disagree less than you think. I think the bad influence comes not from the book, but from the people who thump it instead of reading it, and use that to justify whatever their baser instincts tell them. I'm not sure whether they outnumber the people who do their best to live by it, but their influence is probably more visible. :-(

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    68. Re:Easy... by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

      the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour.

      It's color attribute (RGBA) is #FF69B400, which is hot pink with a fully transparent alpha channel. QED!

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    69. Re:Easy... by cffrost · · Score: 2

      The other half features a non-interventionist, loving god whose gay son does crowd pleasing magic tricks.

      I love my dead, gay son!

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    70. Re:Easy... by Jiro · · Score: 4, Informative

      The term was adopted by vitriolic anti-Christians as literally "Christianity without Christ" and is extremely offensive to anybody that knows that. If you're actually looking to have intelligent discourse,

      This isn't true.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas (which applies it to more words than just Christmas). The "X" derives from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in Christ, and it's been used that way for hundreds of years.

    71. Re:Easy... by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The term was adopted by vitriolic anti-Christians as literally "Christianity without Christ" and is extremely offensive to anybody that knows that.

      I suppose it would be extremely offensive to anybody that ~thinks~ that. But those people are idiots.

      X doesn't mean "without Christ". Its literally an abbreviation FOR Christ, in that X is the first letter of Christ in Greek. It was used in Christian art hundreds of years ago. Ancient bible manuscripts going back 1000 years even use the abbreviation Xc for Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

      . If you're actually looking to have intelligent discourse, [...]

      I should probably talk to someone else?

    72. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Maybe it changes its state depending on whether you observe it?

      The writing's on the wall, "Heisenberg could have been here".

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    73. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Heh. A main ingredient of a funny story by Ephraim Kishon which promptly got him into trouble with the local Rabbis.

      The core of the story was a game show where people would punch a hole into a phone book, be told a page and then have to tell the correct number that is on that particular spot on the page. They all did it flawlessly.

      And in the final round they were asked to make a phone call. And nobody could solve that problem.

      I guess one can see how this translates to Bible knowledge...

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    74. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would have been surprised that you got +5 insightful, but then historical accuracy has never really been a strong point of slashdot.

      First, there is a massive difference between disapproving of a sexual practice, and discrimination. Its not "discrimination" to say "I think adultery / promiscuity is wrong"; why does it become discrimination to say "I think homosexual intercourse is wrong"? Is this the age of equivocation or something?

      Womens rights... .you somehow act as if all throughout society women had all these wonderful rights and then christians came in and took them away. Meanwhile, back in reality, Christianity specifically marks out women and children as having some worth, in an age ( 1st / 2nd centuries AD) when they were seen as worthless and property of their husbands. In fact, throughout the Old and New testaments, it REPEATEDLY has women shown as having value-- in fact, the same value before God as men.

      Regarding slavery, perhaps you should some more research on historical christian vs non-christian views and attitudes towards slaves and slavery-- ie, during OT times (Egypt, babylon vs hebrew), or NT times (christian vs roman), or during the abolition movement.
      Regarding the latter, I might start you off here:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_slavery#Christian_abolitionism

      Although many abolitionists opposed slavery on purely philosophical reasons, anti-slavery movements attracted strong religious elements. Throughout Europe and the United States, Christians, usually from 'un-institutional' Christian faith movements, not directly connected with traditional state churches, or "non-conformist" believers within established churches, were to be found at the forefront of the abolitionist movements

      I also like how you defined "on the losing side of an issue" as "doesnt agree with me". Protip-- socially conservative doesnt mean "doesnt contribute to charity" or "doesnt volunteer"; but Im sure all those friends I know serving at homeless shelters, assisting families of incarcerated men, providing free ESOL, etc are all heartless, greedy corporatists, right?

      You want to talk about bigotry, honestly Ive seen more of it on slashdot towards christians than anything else. Your closing sentence kind of sums that up pretty well.

    75. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Informative

      The issue isnt one of worth. Christianity does not teach that women or homosexuals have less worth, value, or whatever other metric than anyone else.

      It does however think that women have a different role than men, and that homosexual activity is sinful. Such a public sin-- particularly if unrepentant, and willful-- would immediately disqualify one for a leadership role in the church.

      You're free to disagree, but this is an issue of people saying "I dont care what the bible has to say about my behavior, and I want to be an elder anyways". Well, unfortunately that places you out of the running.

    76. Re:Easy... by jahudabudy · · Score: 2

      It's not a slur. The X reference the Greek letter Chi, the first letter of the Greek word for Christ.

      Pretty much everything else you said is quite ironic. If you want to have an intelligent discourse, best not to start by taking unnecessary offense at an imaginary slight. If people using perfectly acceptable language that just happens to not be your preferred nomenclature bothers you so much, you should probably reconsider your objectivity.

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    77. Re:Easy... by Lithdren · · Score: 2

      Nobody kills in the name of Zeus anymore because they got killed off by all the other people killing them in the name of some other random god-like figure. Time only seems to make it worse.

    78. Re:Easy... by microbox · · Score: 2

      It does however think that women have a different role than men, and that homosexual activity is sinful. Such a public sin-- particularly if unrepentant, and willful-- would immediately disqualify one for a leadership role in the church.

      The law of man, not god =0.

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    79. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being an atheist doesn't make you similar to Stalin or Pol Pot at all. In fact, being atheist doesn't make you anything but non-religious. Its more a dissociation with all faithful groups rather than association with a single.

      Making atheism into a religion is something I see faithful people do all the time. We're not believing in atheism. Atheism is not a religion. We don't celebrate atheistic holidays. There is no Pope of atheism (although if there was, he'd wear a way cooler hat than the real Pope). There is no literature that defines our values or beliefs. Nobody is getting tax-exempt status by being an atheist organization. There has never been a single war fought under the banner of atheism (because there is no banner!).

    80. Re: Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      And now I sit here and wonder what that sentence was like originally before you threw it into translate.google.com...

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  2. And? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Informative

    What is this supposed to prove? Plenty of idiots have money in our society, money only has a tenuous correlation with intelligence.

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    1. Re:And? by dryeo · · Score: 2

      It takes quite a bit of intelligence to be born to rich parents and even more intelligence to be born to the correct type of Christian parents. Some people are so stupid that they're born to poor junkies and the really stupid people are born into situations where they never even hear of the bible. These are the kind of faithless stupid sinners who deserve to go to hell and suffer as obviously God is loving and fair and people choosing to be born into a faithless hunter gatherer culture in the Amazon are obviously bad people and people choosing to be born in the USA deserve ever lasting life for God is great and infallible and gave man free will.

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  3. Hasn't this been done already? by michael_rendier · · Score: 2

    someone should point him at Kitzmiller v. Dover.

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  4. Re:6 days by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

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  5. What are the claims? by hawguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For someone who's not too familiar with the Bible, what are the claims up for grabs in this challenge, aside from creating the earth in 7 days and 7 nights, Adam & Eve, and the talking serpent?

    How can anything be disproved if one must first accept that Genesis is the inspired word of an omnipotent deity? And if that's not an accepted fact, then isn't the "disproof" the fact that it was written by man?

  6. Three letters.. by ihaveamo · · Score: 2

    CMB. That's it. I love that three small letters (well, and and enter key I suppose) typed into google can debunk most of this.

    But seriously, its actually quite hard to debunk that there were talking snakes/donkeys/gods etc. Its like trying to debunk an invisible pink unicorn is standing behind you.. (But how can it be invisible and pink at the same time?.. ahhh thats beyond scientific understanding!)

    1. Re:Three letters.. by greenguy · · Score: 2

      Certified mortgage banker?

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    2. Re:Three letters.. by khallow · · Score: 2

      Not quite as sexy: Cosmic Ray Background.

    3. Re:Three letters.. by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm assuming you mean Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation?

      I fail to see how that's any kind of proof against an ominipotent deity that can create an entire planet (and even a universe) out of nothing. Surely cooking up some uniform CMB wouldn't be difficult for such a deity.

      CMB may be consistent with the Big Bang theory, but it's also consistent with a deity that wants to fill his universe with CMB for whatever reason.

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

    4. Re:Three letters.. by ThePeices · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

      Sure, youre right, but do you know what it also tells us?

      That this God fellow is one hell of an evil lying monster.

      Faking fossil and geological and cosmic records, evolution and tons of independent, consistent physical evidence, all for the purpose of tricking us into not believing in Him, when the punishment for not believing is an infinite number of years of abject torture in some hell that will exist for a literal eternity?

      A monster of the highest order.

  7. Ah by no-body · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If nobody shows up for this nonsense and bets $ 10,000, it's proof that this religious believe system is true...

  8. reductio ad absurdum by Vornzog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The universe came into being 6 seconds ago, in exactly the state we see now, with all of our memories intact.

    Prove me wrong.

    Hint - it can't be done. You can always reintroduce the possibility of some omnipotent force. By carefully framing the question, proving it wrong becomes impossible. Instead, you have to unask the question. Western philosophy spent then entire last century trying to unask the premises Descartes set forth for exactly that reason.

    This isn't a scientific question, it isn't in a scientific arena, and any scientist thinking they can 'win' the debate/bet is on shaky ground. Not because the science is bad, but because it isn't about science at all...

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    1. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why the HELL does not a single of you morons here get, that the whole thing is a trap with the WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF!

      We don't have to prove ANYTHING to that moron! He hasn't shown any observations supporting his claims yet, so they never were valid IN THE FIRST PLACE.

      No these IS NOTHING to unprove/unask. And there is no need either.

      The only problem is, that that complete moron's opponents are EXACTLY as much complete morons. They just happen to *believe* in the correct choice. Doesn't make them any less retarded. Typical US public "discussion" framing: There are only two sides, and they both are not only not right, but not even wrong!

    2. Re:reductio ad absurdum by fearofcarpet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This isn't a scientific question, it isn't in a scientific arena, and any scientist thinking they can 'win' the debate/bet is on shaky ground. Not because the science is bad, but because it isn't about science at all...

      And that is the trap that many people fall into, particularly the more science inclined, who get sucked into arguments with people whose minds are not open to change. It's like trying to dig a hole in water. Science/religion is a false dichotomy; you don't see mathematicians trying to disprove Shakespeare. Yet somehow it makes intuitive sense to many people that science should have to defend its methodology in the context of the bible, presumably because it was there first. (To be clear, I mean people on both sides of the non-debate--plenty of science-minded people feel a reflexive obligation, that I have never understood, to disprove religious accounts of history.) But we also can't escape the fact that some religious elements view science as an evil (in the biblical sense) force that undermines the word of God.

      I look at it like Star Wars. Darth Vader (the church) started out as a good guy, eventually having Luke and Lea (science, which was originally fostered by the church to understand the world God created). But when Vader became evil (pick your religious atrocity) it was up to Luke and Lea to team up and stop him, with Luke eventually killing him... but not before turning him back to the light side (we're still waiting for the rational wing of the Christian faith to marginalize the fundamentalists.) At the end of the day they were both Jedi of sorts, but they were pitted against each other by the Emperor and had no real reason to hate each other. Vader even wanted to rule the galaxy as father and son, which was a nice sentiment, but also highlights how they could have worked well together; it really wasn't in either of their best interests to fight. Look at all the collateral damage: the wage slaves on the Death Star, the poor, uneducated moisture farmers that got sucked into the rebellion, even the Hutts.

      I happen to be a scientist and have worked with plenty of rational Christians who still take the old view of science as trying to better understand God through empirical observation of the natural world. So I know they exist. But I'm not holding my breath for the Christian Taliban to realize the futility of arguing with people who aren't arguing back.

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    3. Re:reductio ad absurdum by jamesh · · Score: 2

      It's folk like you that Alexander Pope alluded to when he wrote, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

      In brief, you're wrong. But I don't have the time to explain it to you, and you likely lack the intellect to comprehend that you are wrong due to the Dunning-Kruger effect

      I'm interested in your proof if you could find the time.

      I've run simulations of various things on computers, and it's a huge time saver if you can start the simulation from a known starting point and take other shortcuts.

      Suppose I wanted to simulate Earth. Strictly speaking, everything in the universe is related to everything else but I don't have the computing power to simulate an entire universe (in fact the entire computing power of the world isn't yet sufficient to do what i'm talking about here but stay with me). I wouldn't want to do it from the big bang either... much more sensible to start around the time of interest. And there isn't much point simulating an _entire_ universe anyway, I only need to simulate the bits that my simulated subjects can observe, and only in enough detail that the observer can't tell the difference. One optimisation i'd do is simply not bother to calculate things in precise detail when the statistical outcome is sufficient. I don't need to know what every atom (or smaller construct) in the sun is doing when the observable outcome can be simulated much more easily, and the exact slit that an electron went through doesn't actually matter unless one of my subjects is watching it right?

      Now how could one of my simulated subjects prove or disprove that they weren't living in my intelligently designed simulated universe, with me as their god, and that the simulation hadn't only started 6 seconds ago? I can't see a way.

    4. Re:reductio ad absurdum by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      you stole my sig. or maybe not.

      for all practical purposes though the world was created 2 seconds ago in such a fashion that it appears the genesis is bullshit.

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    5. Re:reductio ad absurdum by sqrt(2) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No one is going to be seeing that money, mark my words. It's a carnival game designed to prevent you from winning. It's not even fundamentally possible for the correct side, the science side, to win because the question is turned upside down. The creationists absolutely know this, which is why it's a very cleverly designed publicity stunt for their cause. No matter the outcome they'll get to trumpet to their followers that they stumped the scientists, while the scientists' explanations will be too subtle and erudite to make sense to the uneducated or those too eager to believe the Bible is literal truth.

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  9. sounds simple enough by Xicor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    honestly it wouldnt be too difficult to debunk a ton of the stuff in the bible... as long as you are talking to a SANE judge, and not a bible thumping lunatic

    1. Re:sounds simple enough by dark+grep · · Score: 2

      A lawyer told me once 'No case is judge proof' - which was very true, as our 'iron clad' case was shot down by the judge because she thought we had been delaying proceedings, whereas it was the other side, and the judge got is mixed up.

  10. Re:6 days by hawguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

    An omnipotent being created the earth and the rest of the universe, and you're quibbling over how he could create light before the sun? If he can create matter from nothing, surely creating a few photons isn't beyond his powers.

  11. Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Burz · · Score: 2

    Hector Avalos comes to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP5LdELd_0o

    "How archaeology killed the Bible" from a former child evangelist.

    Or James Randi, for that matter... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEJHO8KIXY

    1. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Pseudonym · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, but they all suffer from a post-Enlightenment bias in favour of science and facts and stuff like that. To get to the real root of the matter, we should ask a 16th century Christian theologian.

      For it appears opposed to common sense, and quite incredible, that there should be waters above the heaven. Hence some resort to allegory, and philosophize concerning angels; but quite beside the purpose. For, to my mind, this is a certain principle, that nothing is here treated of but the visible form of the world. He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. Here the Spirit of God would teach all men without exception; and therefore what Gregory declares falsely and in vain respecting statues and pictures is truly applicable to the history of the creation, namely, that it is the book of the unlearned.
      -- John Calvin, Commentary on Genesis

      Hmm. Looks like Calvin was a postmodernist liberal or something. Clearly we need someone with an earlier, more authentically Christian opinion. The 5th century seems early enough; no pesky modern science then.

      It not infrequently happens that something about the earth, about the sky, about other elements of this world, about the motion and rotation or even the magnitude and distances of the stars, about definite eclipses of the sun and moon, about the passage of years and seasons, about the nature of animals, of fruits, of stones, and of other such things, may be known with the greatest certainty by reasoning or by experience, even by one who is not a Christian. It is too disgraceful and ruinous, though, and greatly to be avoided, that he [the non-Christian] should hear a Christian speaking so idiotically on these matters, and as if in accord with Christian writings, that he might say that he could scarcely keep from laughing when he saw how totally in error they are.

      With the scriptures it is a matter of treating about the faith. For that reason, as I have noted repeatedly, if anyone, not understanding the mode of divine eloquence, should find something about [the physical universe] in our books, or hear of the same from those books, of such a kind that it seems to be at variance with the perceptions of his own rational faculties, let him believe that these other things are in no way necessary to the admonitions or accounts or predictions of the scriptures. In short, it must be said that our authors knew the truth about the nature of the skies, but it was not the intention of the Spirit of God, who spoke through them, to teach men anything that would not be of use to them for their salvation.
      -- St Augustine of Hippo, The Literal Interpretation of Genesis

      Nope, clearly a wishy-washy accommodationist who has been blinded by modernist thinking. Clearly we need to back a couple of hundred more years. Surely third century theologians took Genesis literally.

      For who that has understanding will suppose that the first, and second, and third day, and the evening and the morning, existed without a sun, and moon, and stars? And that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? And who is so foolish as to suppose that God, after the manner of a husbandman, planted a paradise in Eden, towards the east, and placed in it a tree of life, visible and palpable, so that one tasting of the fruit by the bodily teeth obtained life? And again, that one was a partaker of good and evil by masticating what was taken from the tree? And if God is said to walk in the paradise in the evening, and Adam to hide himself under a tree, I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance, and not literally.
      -- St Origen of Alexandria, quoted in De Principiis IV

      It looks like every single major Christian theologian before the 20th century, with the possible exception of Basil the Great (and even then it's only a possible exception), who saw fit to write on the topic, thought that Genesis 1 was at least partly allegorical. In this "trial", pretty much all of Christian history is going to have to file an amicus brief on behalf of science.

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  12. And Michael Zimmerman says... by Pseudonym · · Score: 4, Informative
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  13. Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be doing by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    10,000$ could be much better off helping the poor. People starve to death with what $0.33 of food would nourish them. So 365days/year *.33food/day so approximately 100$ would keep someone from starving to death for a year. He could have saved 10 kid's lives for 10 years if he spent his money there. When talking of giving, Jesus doesn't want you to grandstand and boast about it though, and maybe that is all this guy wants to do.

    The modern Christian's life involves working at a moral job, living frugally and giving one's excess to the poor. Jesus says we'll always have poor, but he didn't say they'll always be starving to death. Outside of horribly corrupt regimes, world hunger could be something that this generation could solve if enough of us helped out some.

  14. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

    ...I really shouldn't be doing this at nearly 1AM...

    1.) I've always heard that there are solid grounds for debate. a "Long Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in 6 indeterminate periods of time) and a "Short Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in six periods of twenty four hours) both believe that the earth was created by God. It's not "fudging an interpretation" when there is room for questioning of God's methods, but the duration of time God used to perform the creation of the universe is an attempt to understand an implementation. It's not fudging to say that there were distinct stages, which the Bible does refer to as "days", and then have an internal debate as to exactly how it went down. It's loosely akin to saying "CentOS is the best server Linux distro!" only to have someone else say, "No, Debian is!" the two may have a disagreement as to which implementation of Linux is ideal, but they both agree that Windows Server 2012 isn't the tool for the job.

    2.) Can someone PLEASE let me know where this whole "God testing us" crap came from? I'm sure someone somewhere said it, and I'm sure that someone somewhere believes it...but the rest of us are of the persuasion that much of the fossil record is in much of the state it's in due to the Genesis Flood; a worldwide flood causing the highest mountains to be covered (whether it be the highest known mountains at that time, or Everest) would involve enough water to cause some significant changes in the geographical layout and cover a whole lot of bones in a whole lot of sand over a very short period of time (with additional fossilization having happened before the Flood, and plenty after as well, as the natural course of such things tend to happen).

    3.) Admittedly there's plenty of speculation on my part for this one, but Adam was listed as having lived 913 years, and Eve likely lived somewhere around there as well. I'm certain that they had plenty of other children besides Cain and Abel, they were simply the ones that made headlines. I'd wager the $5 I've got in my pocket that most people reading this would have to head over to Google/Wiki in order to get insight into the 13 ancestors of Louis XIV, but most of us learned about THAT guy in history class. The Bible wasn't exactly written like a complete family tree or Holy Phone Book.

    4.) I'm certain they'll find someone to arbitrate if the offer money on top of that for their services.

  15. Re:6 days by hawguy · · Score: 2

    Ohhh, makes sense now. My faith is renewed.

    You're the one who could accept that the earth was created by god, except for the inconstancy that light was created before the sun was created.

    You can't agree with one miraculous act and then claim that it's inconsistent with a second miraculous act when the first act was already so unbelievable that any being that could accomplish it is truly omnipotent.

    The contractors that built my house put up temporary lighting before the wiring and permanent lamps in the house were installed, apparently god did the same thing - he created temporary lighting before installing the sun.

  16. Already ceded the relevant argument by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a church near where I work that has a sign in the window: "Come in and learn the latest scientific evidence for Biblical truth!"

    I always smile when I see it, because they don't seem to realize they've already surrendered the epistemological war -- by admitting that weighing scientific evidence is the proper way to ascertain the truth (or falsity) of a claim.

    Sure, they can fight a rear-guard action for a while by looking for scraps of evidence that appear to support Scripture (or whatever their take on Scripture is), but unless God starts making public appearances is an independently verifiable, repeatable manner, then the church has already laid the groundwork for their own logical impeachment.

    The whole bedrock of religion is faith -- to believe that some things are true regardless of whether there is evidence for them or not. Once you've tacitly admitted that evidence is required, then faith is superfluous, and the church becomes just a group of extremely amateur scientists whose theories can't hold up under examination.

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  17. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by black3d · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately he's set the rules so that he can't lose. He's not saying he'll prove Genesis is true. He's saying you have to prove it isn't. It's virtually impossible to disprove things the previously didn't happen. "Prove the sun wasn't originally a giant marshmellow", etc. You can prove it *isn't*, but there's no manner of proving it *wasn't*. He's aware of the fact that science is all about discovering new knowledge, and the language is science is about proving things. Unlike the popular opinion amongst religous folk that "scientists think they know everything", the facts couldn't be further from the truth. It's them who think they know the answers to everything, where science is saying "we don't know, but we'll keep on discovering more."

    It's because scientists aren't fraudsters like this guy, that the only response to such a marshmellow statement is "We can't prove the sun wasn't ever a giant marshmellow, but there's no evidence to suggest that is the case." However, to nuts like this guy, to them that's practically an admission that "you can't prove the sun wasn't a giant marshmellow, and this book I've got here says it was.. so it must have been!". Replace "giant marshmellow" with every claim in Genesis. It's exceedingly difficult to prove a prior negative. So difficult in fact, that he's $10k confident that nobody can disprove the non-events.

    It'd be nice if someone put up a counter-offer of "$10 million to anyone who can PROVE a deity exists". While equally unprovable, as none exist, the issue we run into is the "judges". See, the people arguing "for" a deity would fall back on exactly the acknowledgement of science that we can't know everything, and don't. They'd say "how did the Universe come into creation?". "We don't know, we have nothing provable, but we have some good theories". "If you by your own admission you don't know, then you can't explain where all the wonder of the universe comes from.. we can.. blah blah blah". Judges: "Those theists make some good points, and the atheists don't have any solid ground to stand on." This is one of the fundamental flaws with the majority of the population - they want to have an answer for everything, to make sense of everything, and can't take "we don't know" as an answer. When presented with "We don't know.. yet" or "An all-loving zombie did it!!!", they'll go with the zombie.

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  18. Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughters by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Adam and Eve had two sons and no daughters.

    Incorrect. Adam and Eve had three sons mentioned by name (Cain, Abel, and Seth), and, additionally, "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters." (Gen 5:4)

    I propose that their children were mother fuckers.

    Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants. Though, arguably, the similar names in Gen 5 (which only traces Seth's line) suggest a slightly different chronology (or maybe just name-sharing), because some of the descendants of Cain that appear to precede Seth in Gen 4 appear to also be descendants of Seth in Gen 5, which might suggest that the discussion of Seth after the discussion of Cain's line in Gen 4 isn't chronological.

  19. Re:6 days by wierd_w · · Score: 2

    The devil's advocate in me wants to say...

    One of the very first stable particles that would have formed after the big bang would have been a massive wash of photons. All those exotic particles and antiparticles smashing into each other would have created an incandescent soup, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before stars could even begin to form, so "light" existing before the sun is scientifically predicted.

    Light would have existed long before baryonic matter in fact.

  20. It's a trap. by Ayars · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It does no good to debate these people; any evidence against their position is considered inadmissible.

    You can point out that chapters 1 and 2 of Genesis tell different and incompatible creation stories: they'll claim that you must read them with the guidance of the holy spirit to truly understand them. Been there, done that.

    Genesis says we're all descended from Adam in about 4kBC, and we're also all descended from Noah in about 3kBC (since the rest of mankind was destroyed in the world-wide Genesis flood.) You can bring in the roughly 10k years of Egyptian genealogies which make no mention of Adam, or Noah: they'll claim (without the slightest sense of irony) that the Egyptian genealogies are merely ancient writings of suspect provenance and uncertain accuracy. Been there, done that too.

    You can bring in the entire science of geology, which gives zero evidence for and an entire scientific discipline worth of evidence against a world-wide Genesis-type flood: they'll bring in some mouth-breathing "geologist" who got a degree from one of the all-too-numerous fundamentalist "universities" to argue that the question isn't really settled yet, there's still scientific debate. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

    You can point out that Genesis 1 is a poem. Instead of rhyme in sound, it rhymes in idea --- just like most other ancient poetry --- with day 1 corresponding to day 4, day 2 corresponding to day 5, 3 to 6, and then day 7 as a finale. You can point out that nobody takes Shakespeare's sonnets literally: "Ah," they say, "But this poem comes from God!" Yes, BTDT too.

    Arguments from biology abound, of course: 5k years is insufficient time for one man's genes to diverge into the breadth of human genetic diversity seen today; you can't fit two of every species of insect in an ark, let alone the rest of the fauna; analysis of mitochrondrial DNA puts "Eve" at orders of magnitude before 4kBC; and then there's the whole fossil record of course. All the evidence in the world makes no difference: evidence does not change non-evidential belief.

    And you're supposed to convince a JUDGE? That's the trap. Judges are pretty good at determining legal questions; they're about as good as a coin-flip when it comes to scientific questions. We bring in scientific evidence, this nincompoop argues legal blather, which will the judge best understand? If he was serious about the bet being fact-based, he'd offer to have the bet be settled by someone trained in determining the truth or falsity of factual claims. There are such people: they're called "scientists".

    When I say "been there, done that", I mean just that. I was raised in a fundamentalist sect, and had most of my education in church schools. I spent 25 years being indoctrinated (it didn't stick, apparently) then 15 years trying to bring the church into the 20th century, and the last 5 years taking what is apparently the only productive approach. Here's the approach, for those who haven't figured it out yet: JUST LEAVE THE POOR IDIOTS ALONE.

  21. Re:Oh come on... by Dahamma · · Score: 2

    I look at it, and the chances for each event are just too high to say that it's been a run of good luck for life on Earth in my opinion

    I created amino acids out of basic molecules in a lab in college by mixing a few gases, water, and some electricity for a week. Extrapolate that over a few billion years over a few billion (or more) planets and the current result is just NOT a very low probability event. It's like saying they chances of winning the lottery are so low that when someone does God must have been behind it.

  22. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The traditional trick of these publicity stunts is to post a challenge, and claim there was no response otherwise and therefore it is true. The claim is made while plugging fingers in the ears and pretending there's no contradictions.

    Look back to the Kent Hovind challenge, where he posted $250,000 to prove evolution. He gradually shifted the challenge from "provide any evidence of evolution" to "demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt that God couldn't cause the big bang" - and each step at asking for clarification was given non-answers (if any).

    Even if someone did manage to complete his challenge, Kent Hovind couldn't pay the amount - he's a NINJA - No Income, Job or Asset, by his own bankruptcy claim. Both a scientific and financial fraud.

    This challenge is archived, with the current page saying you followed an imaginary link. "If you can't win, burn the evidence of losing."

    This challenge may be "possible", but don't waste time on it. You have better luck compleing the James Randi challenge instead.

  23. First clue by http · · Score: 3, Informative

    The man has a Ph.D. in kinesiology. According to the Chart of Woo, that's at the corner of Quackery Bol. and Pseudoscientific Bol.

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    1. Re:First clue by davidtwilcox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Institutions providing a PhD in kinesiology (but not applied kinesiology) include Penn State, Michigan State University, University of Maryland, University of Southern California and the University of Minnesota, and those are just the first ones I saw with a simple Google search. In the case of Joseph Mastropaolo, his PhD is in the legitimate field of kinesiology, not the quackery of applied kinesiology. Here's the bio from his website. And in no way should my comments be construed as endorsement of this nutjob.

    2. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The man has a Ph.D. in kinesiology. According to the Chart of Woo, that's at the corner of Quackery Bol. and Pseudoscientific Bol.

      Just because two words sounds related, "kinesiology" and "applied kinesiology" for example, it doesn't mean they are the same thing. Applied kinesiology is bollocks, kinesiology is science.

  24. Re:Ill add $10,000 by taustin · · Score: 3, Funny

    In order to orate, the teapot would have to make noise. If there were a patch of gas between the Earth and Mars big enough for that, we'd have detected it by now.

    I'll take cash or gold.

  25. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by letherial · · Score: 4, Insightful

    fibs are often hard to string together...thats how you know they are fibs.

  26. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from,"

    I am from the deep south and this is what my great aunt told me years ago, about Cain's wife. After Cain killed Abel, he was exiled to Ur. The only thing in Ur to mate with was monkeys. Black people came from Cain & a monkey. No lie. That's what my great aunt believed, which is not to say I believe it.

  27. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Myopic · · Score: 2

    "Can someone PLEASE let me know where this whole "God testing us" crap came from?"

    From a brain experiencing cognitive dissonance.

    "the rest of us are of the persuasion that much of the fossil record is in much of the state it's in due to the Genesis Flood"

    Are you of the persuasion that the fossil record is arranged in perfect worldwide strata due to an unlikely coincidence? That all those animals died at the same time, but just happened to stack up on top of each other in such a way as to coincidentally imply directional evolution? Seriously that might be the craziest thing I've ever heard a creationist say. No, wait, I take it back, that's actually not even close to the craziest thing I've heard a creationist say, but it is still totally crazy.

  28. Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Had he expressed hatred or prejudice based on their religion, like the AC above did with Islam...

    Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

    ...that would be bigotry.
    You know... picking A religion as being "more evil" based on current political situation, when every single flavor of Abrahamic religion has uncountable crimes to answer for, and those others aren't much different either.

    Pointing out that all brands of Christianity are the same fairytale (only told a bit differently) is just telling the truth.
    Just like pointing out that all religions are evil as they teach the people to build their view of reality based on a delusion - basically, inducing billions with cognitive dissonance bordering on insanity.
    Meanwhile, staying politically correct and letting them carry on with their delusion without at least pointing out the most glaring flaws in it - that would be hypocrisy.
    Also, infliction of harm through inaction.

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    1. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're assuming that he's basing it on the "current political situation" and not the substance of relative defining texts. Islam is demonstrably more evil because the Quran contains imperatives for violence like "take them and kill them [infidels] wherever ye find them" in surah 4:89 among many. The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians, despite that the New Testament itself is contradictory on whether it does or doesn't supersede) at its most violent stops short of commanding believers to kill. There are times such as in Romans 1:32 where sinners are called out as 'worthy of death' but it doesn't command believers to kill them. (Though things like that were nonetheless used to justify killings, such as the mob murder of Hypatia.)

      I'm running out of time and have to go to work so I will toss out a couple other things in passing: in addition to being demonstrably more evil in imperative prescriptions of violence, the Quran is more evil in its explicit misogyny. I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives. The New Testament treats women as second class citizens, mostly telling them to sit down and shut up, but it never goes as far as saying you can and should beat them up.

      Lastly, the Quran is demonstrably more evil in that it has encouraged a culture of child rape since many Muslims still see Muhammad's having a nine year-old wife as not just acceptable, but an example of holiness since everything he ever did is supposed to be holy. So yeah, tell it to all the raped little girls that Islam isn't more evil.

      Disclaimer: I am an atheist.

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    2. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

      That would be 4:34

    3. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by julesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good and evil are religious concepts

      [citation needed]

      Good and evil are concepts from the philosophy of ethics. Religions have a history that is deeply intertwined with that of ethics, as they typically attempt to prescribe an ethical code for their adherents, but ethics as a field does exist independently from religion.

    4. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      Good and evil as concepts exist independently of religion. In fact it's only more "recent" religions that incorporate good and evil as concepts. I'm pretty sure that Romans had the concept of good (desirale) and evil (undesirable) even though their gods weren't cleanly split between the two concepts.

      Good and evil are cultural universals, so rather than letting religions co-opt them for their own purpose, we need to avoid the idea that morals and ethics can only exist within a religious framework.

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    5. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      I'm an atheist, so I'm not going to defend Christians' cognitive dissonance. Suffice to say, if you start arguing about the evils of Christianity based on the Old Testament, they'll try to disown it, usually ignorant of the fact that such abandonment of Old Testament doctrine was ruled heretical by the early church and people like Marcion of Sinope were excommunicated for it by the proto-orthodoxy.

      That said, it is best to attack Christianity at its heart, which is the teachings of Christ and his apostles. Besides which, the passage I already cited in Romans is also one that establishes a divine command to hate gay people, so a Christian who knows their Bible (a rarity, actually) doesn't need the Old Testament to be a retrogressive, benighted bigot.

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    6. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      Had he expressed hatred or prejudice based on their religion, like the AC above did with Islam...

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      ...that would be bigotry.
      You know... picking A religion as being "more evil" based on current political situation, when every single flavor of Abrahamic religion has uncountable crimes to answer for, and those others aren't much different either.

      Pointing out that all brands of Christianity are the same fairytale (only told a bit differently) is just telling the truth.

      Just like pointing out that all religions are evil as they teach the people to build their view of reality based on a delusion - basically, inducing billions with cognitive dissonance bordering on insanity.

      Meanwhile, staying politically correct and letting them carry on with their delusion without at least pointing out the most glaring flaws in it - that would be hypocrisy.
      Also, infliction of harm through inaction.

      Sadly, this is deeply insightful and correct. I do think it is possible to sort religions and sects out very roughly in order of the overt evilness of their scriptural precepts and functional memes, but it is much more difficult to project this evil onto individuals who nominally belong to such a sect. That is because we live in an age of heresy unheard of before, where everybody feels perfectly free to makes stuff up and alter the fundamental scriptural precepts and memes at will. Hence if you point out (correctly) that the position of most Southern Baptist churches is that homosexuality is a sin:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Baptist_churches

      then of course somebody will turn around and point out an exception. And since we outlawed burning people, hanging people, torturing people, jailing people, silencing people, persecuting people, prosecuting people, and otherwise using force majeure and mortal sanction to enforce rules against choice, there have been plenty of exceptions, in fact being heretical is the post-Enlightenment post-Protestant normal, with an ever increasing divergence of belief. So although it is absolutely true that the official position of the Catholic church is one that opposes the use of birth control, in the US nearly all Catholics would be considered heretic by the non-heretical standards of Catholicism 400 years ago, and most sexually active Catholics use birth control. One can also compare Bellarmine's Letter to Galileo (which lays out its formal dogma concerning the ad literam interpretation of scripture and the horrific doors of heresy and contradiction that are opened by allowing it to be "interpreted" according to the discoveries of the science Galileo and others were in the process of inventing) to modern reality, and note that all of those predictions have, in fact, come to pass.

      The point in the end is that none of this matters. One can take any of the scripture-based religions and note countless contradictions in their scriptures and that will not falsify them in the minds of individuals who nominally subscribe to it (but then lay on a small mountain of individual heresies according to their individual whim) because they will, as you note, willfully engage in a rich mixture of the practices associated with cognitive dissonance to avoid confronting the contradictions. Hermeneutics, exegesis, head in the sand syndrome, or simple denial, one cannot prove them wrong and hence they consider themselves "free" to continue to believe an absurd mythology (modified to suite their particular personality).

      And this will still not make that mythology true! Or make it probably true, the only kind of truth a good Bayesian can acknowledge. Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack, perhaps, but it also damn well isn't evidence for, and the default state of belief, the

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  29. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants.

    The second most likely explanation is that Cain's wife was from the "Other People", the Humans "created" on the 6th day of the Genesis 1 creation myth. This would have been before Yahweh decided to try the Eden experiment and make his own line of pet Humans at the end of the second creation myth.

    Of course, the first most likely explanation is that it is all USDA Grade A bullshit that never happened, and was just an attempt by primitive people to explain the world around them.

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  30. OKay sister fucker then by aepervius · · Score: 4, Funny

    See luke and leia were not the first to be tempted :P.

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  31. Oink! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

    Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up covered in mud and the pig will enjoy it.

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
    1. Re:Oink! by a_hanso · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

        Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up covered in mud and the pig will enjoy it.

      Unless you huff and puff and blow his house... oh wait.

  32. Science? by Fuzzums · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he claims creationism to be a science, then it's HIS job to disprove creationism. Not mine.
    He's the one that should be looking for contradicting evidence.

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  33. Which Bible? by sincewhen · · Score: 2

    I'm wondering which version of which rewrite in which language Mr Mastropaolo believes is the "true" version of events.

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  34. Just $10,000? by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why not $100 billion? After all, this challenge is merely asking a person to prove a negative. Since that is a logically impossibility, the money cannot be won.

    An applicant might methodically go through the copious evidence demonstrating the geological age of the earth is billions of years old. Or expound on the multiple plausible ways that abiogenisis (life) may have occured. Or how evolution is both a fact and theory supported by multiple strands of evidence. Or that there is no evidence supporting the biblical creation story. Or that there are many similar creation myths of which the Bible is just one.

    And after this exhaustive presentation they still would not have proven biblical creation did not happen. They might have demonstrated beyond all doubt to a reasonable person that it was extremely implausible and unlikely, but they haven't proven it didn't happen. And if this "judge" is biased or following exact letter of the challenge, then the money will not be won.

    Carl Sagan's "The Dragon In My Garage" essay demonstrates this point with a deliberately absurd example just to hilight the point. And contrast this challenge James Randi's $1 million challenge where applicants are not required to employ tortured logic - they perform a paranormal feat in a self evident way under agreed controlled conditions and they win.

  35. By engaging your are promoting this ideology by splitsevin · · Score: 2

    I love tearing down these people just as much as the next book-readin' heathen but please, my fellow freethinking friends, do not think that for a second this has anything to do with an actual debate on the subject.

    It's meant to be a rallying cry for easily-led, mis/uneducated people and nothing more.

    It's meant to show the Creation Museum as the stalwart fighter for the cause of Intelligent Design, which, I suppose it is.

    By /. posting this it does nothing but drive pageviews and traffic and keep this and other kinds of similar stories in the spotlight.

    We have more important things to be debating.

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  36. Genesis Expo UK by Skiron · · Score: 2

    Near where I live is a small 'creationist' museum (for want of a better word):

    Genesis Expo

    Surprisingly, it is a fasinating place (well worth a visit), with 100's of fossils and whatnot - which the place tries to debunk.

    When I asked the guy behind the counter how these items, millions of years old, fit the bible story, he said; "God created those and made them look old for the benefit of man to wonder".

    As Brian said in MP's 'life of Brian', "What fucking chance do I have!".

  37. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by julesh · · Score: 2

    I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a title?

    The Abrahamic religions are memes descended from older memes that had multiple gods. God had a title because there was a need to refer to all gods as a group. The language wasn't changed with the rewrite to monotheistic principles.

  38. These people aren't stupid. by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    Contrary to the /. wisdom, the creationists have come up with scientifically based counter-arguments to a lot of the evidence that might tend to disprove Genesis. They don't rely exclusively on the "magic" explanation.

    I think radiocarbon dating is fairly compelling evidence against the biblical narrative of creation occurring ~6k years ago, but they have an explanation for that too:

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/does-c14-disprove-the-bible

  39. Contradiction by tepples · · Score: 4, Informative

    The whole "prove something isn't true" thing...it doesn't work that way.

    One common way to prove that an assertion is false is to prove that assuming it would lead to a contradiction.

  40. You're missing the point by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    We take it as a matter of faith that the unicorn is pink. And since you can't see him, you cannot prove me wrong.

    This is why nobody wants to debate this fellow. People who argue from a faith-based viewpoint have different definitions of logical debate. A scientist trying to debate one of the faithful would be very much like showing up for a game of golf armed with a cricket bat. The two sets of rules are not compatible.

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    rediculous.
  41. Population bottleneck and fixation by tepples · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Longevity prior to the Flood is easy to explain away: there hadn't been much time for imperfections to accumulate in the human genome. About sixteen and a half centuries in, there was a huge population bottleneck, allowing harmful recessive mutations to fix themselves in the genome.

  42. This is trivial. by mario_grgic · · Score: 2

    The bible can't be literally true because it has been copied (manually by scribes) so many times and each copy introduced random mutations. If you add translation into the mix all bets are off. This is why we now have thousands of versions of the "same" texts and verses and different versions can have meaning that is quite different from other instances in the same language, let alone if you add multiple languages into the mix. So, which exact version/copy are we disproving? And why that version and not some other?

    This is also a good argument that god is quite stupid and incompetent (and therefore not omniscient), first to leave it to chance which religion you get indoctrinated into (strongly correlated with where you were born), and second all you have is fallible text about him, so fallible that it is meaningless and open to contradictory interpretations.

    But all this is quite consistent with idea that religion and gods are man made.

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    1. Re:This is trivial. by sl3xd · · Score: 2

      You're aware that the texts were written such that they had a built-in checksum, right? The scribes used the checksums to verify that transcription errors did not occur. There were many procedures and standards in transcribing these texts, all of which are aimed at ensuring that the transcription error level is zero.

      Google "masoretic" and "checksum" - Masoretic is the primary source for a number of the earlier texts used in the Bible. Transcribing isn't the issue at all. Translation, however, is the real issue.

      The notion that someone should take a literal interpertation of a text that has been between many entirely different cultures and languages - from Hebrew to Greek, to Latin, to Mid-English, to modern English, without knowing intimately how each culture would influence the translation... is pure folly. There's nothing in the bible that says "This part is translated from source A, in language A", and "that portion is translated from source B, in language C".

      Reading the Bible should give you a fair idea of the concepts or lessons intended to be passed on. To insist on taking the entire Bible literally, especially the oldest part of it (the creation story), is as logical as reading tea leaves. Most words (in any language) have multiple meanings, depending on the context. Even the much-quoted "six days" - well what is a "day?" One definition is a rotation of the Earth around its axis. Another is a period of time - like an age; think of grandpa saying "back in my day..." he isn't talking about one day, but a period of time... And that's just English - to say nothing of the original languages used...

      For that matter, do you know how few people know that in a properly printed KJV bible, italicized words are NOT there for emphasis? The words & phrases in italic were never in the source text(s) - they are added by the translator to round out a phrase or give hints to what the translator felt the intent of the passage is. The translators were attempting to be honest about the translation, and were trying to keep meaning from being lost in translation between languages and cultures.

      Trying to argue logically around the collection of documents called "The Bible" displays a profound ignorance about the literary styles, cultures, and time involved. Mixing allegory and history was an accepted and expected literary practice in ancient Hebrew. And that's just one of the time periods and cultures covered by the bible, and only one set of literary quirks...

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  43. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by omnichad · · Score: 2

    Starvation is primarily a problem of politics, not one of funding. Otherwise, Bill Gates could have solved world hunger - and I bet he would have loved to. Instead, he's finding himself wasting money on education - which is similarly hampered by politics.

  44. Not so trivial. by PineHall · · Score: 2

    That argument of the many different versions of the Bible therefore you can not trust it is not a good one. No other ancient document has anywhere as close to as many copies as the New Testament. With so many early copies spread all over ther Roman world errors in the writings can be tracted. Scholars believe the Greek text used for the modern translations is very close to the original text. There is quite the science and research involved in this. The majority of of those different versions have simply typos. Being a religious text means the scribes were extra careful in copying. And because of the discovery of the Dead Sea scrolls, it has been shown that even though there are not many old copies of the Old Testament in Hebrew, the Old Testament was accurately copied except for a few minor changes that crept in. So this "fallible text" is actually very likely close to the original text.

    1. Re:Not so trivial. by PineHall · · Score: 2

      I had heard that there was over a 99% certainty of the New Testament and I had to search to find the original source, which I think I have found as Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament. This is the Greek text that is used for most of our modern translations. Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament puts an estimate on the certainty of the "translation" Here is an explanation:

      Q: Why does the percentage of variants listed (97%), differ from another number of 99.5%?
      A: The Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament, besides giving manuscript variations, gives an estimate of the certainty of the translation. In the fourth edition p.3, the letters mean:
      A - "indicates that the text is certain"
      B - "indicates that the text is almost certain"
      C - "indicates that the Committee had difficulty in deciding which variant to place in the text."
      D - "which occurs only rarely, indicates that the Committee had great difficulty in arriving at a decision."
      Note that in the 3rd edition on p.xii-xiii, the letters have slightly different meanings.
      A - "virtually certain"
      B - "some degree of doubt"
      C - "considerable degree of doubt"
      D - "very high degree of doubt"
      You arrive at close to the 97% figure by including all categories, and the 99.5% figure by only including the C and D categories. The 99.5% figure does not include, for example, many Greek textual variants that were the primary choices the Biblical scholars who translated the NKJV, including the longer ending of Mark, and the pericope of the adulteress. As for myself, rather than try to say which set of scholars is right, I simply want to report where trustworthy scholars are not certain or disagree. That is why I included in the 97% number instead of the 99.5% number. The 97% number includes all variants except those with very obvious conclusions.

      So the committee that put together the current Greek text used in modern translations gave a 97% or the 99.5% estimate of certainity depending on how you count.

      That does not say anything about the Genesis creation texts. What I said before is that the Hebrew texts have remained the same with only a few minor changes over the centuries when comparing to the Dead Sea scrolls and other ancient manuscripts. This whole bet is foolishness that will not prove anything.

  45. Re:The Bible contradicts itself front to back by hierofalcon · · Score: 2

    You're forgetting Passover. Crucifixion Wedn. afternoon, high holy special Sabbath for the Passover celebration (Wedn. sunset to Thursday sunset), normal day (Thursday sunset to Friday sunset) during which time the women prepared the items to take to the tomb, normal Sabbath (Friday sunset to Saturday sunset), resurrection after Saturday sunset, followed by their first day of the week and the discovery that He was risen.

    Three days and three nights. Consistent.