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Iceman Had Bad Teeth

sciencehabit writes "Europe's best-known mummy wasn't just a medical mess; he also had terrible teeth, according to a new study. Ötzi, a Stone Age man who died atop a glacier about 5300 years ago, suffered from severe gum disease and cavities. When Ötzi was discovered atop a glacier on the Austro-Italian border, his frozen corpse was intensively studied. But no one took a close look at his teeth until now. Using 3D computer tomography (a CAT scan), the hunter's mouth could be examined for clues as to the life he led. A fall or other accident killed one of his front teeth, still discolored millennia later. And he may have had a small stone, gone unnoticed in his whole-grain bread or gruel, to thank for a broken molar. That gruel may be the culprit behind Ötzi's cavities and gum disease, too. The uptick in starches, the researchers suggest, could explain the increasing frequency of cavities in teeth from the time—a problem that's been with us ever since."

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  1. That's not a very nice thing to say by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, I'm not the biggest Val Kilmer fan around, but c'mon, that's just downright insulting!

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    1. Re:That's not a very nice thing to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ONE comment, and you've already beaten me to the Val Kilmer joke...

    2. Re:That's not a very nice thing to say by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      ONE comment, and you've already beaten me to the Val Kilmer joke...

      So it was the first Val Kilmer post.

    3. Re:That's not a very nice thing to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He whacked between 100 and 250 - lost count after a while. Pretty impressive.

      Oh, and - Peeeeetahhhhhh!

    4. Re:That's not a very nice thing to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not even accurate. Look at him showing off those pearlies!
      http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/TOP_GUN_DISC1-21_1103157043.jpg

    5. Re:That's not a very nice thing to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ice, man, you are no longer dangerous....

  2. Iceman Had Bad Teeth by errxn · · Score: 2

    From the No-Shit-Sherlock dept.

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  3. Maybe he was British by stevegee58 · · Score: 4, Funny

    An American Ice Man would have had braces as a cave child.

    1. Re:Maybe he was British by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      An American Ice Man would have had braces as a cave child.

      Hence the cavities.

  4. Not to mention his skin was really dehydrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hah!

  5. What I would like to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    How did this guy get all the way from the UK to the Austro-Italian border? And he didn't have to bring his own gruel, when he could,ve had a nice Austro-Italian sausage and maybe some goulash, with some fine wine to wash it down. The Europeans really were a bunch of savages. I mean, look at them, still at war with each other... and the world...

  6. Report sponsored by the association of dentists by molesdad · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In other news, reports are coming in that CO2 levels around the developed world rose momentarily; as if huge numbers of people exhaled in unision.

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  7. That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple life" by rainer_d · · Score: 2
    ...back then, you only lived to 30, if you were good.

    Dentists? Nope
    Doctors? Nope
    Nationwide medical coverage? Nope
    Anesthetics? Nope
    Rather Complicated Operations? Yes, surprisingly - but at full consciousness!

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  8. What to eat, then? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Any comments regarding what you should eat to avoid or even remineralize cavities? Just today I was researching this subject, found even a dedicated book related to the subject, which might be garbage or not. But anyway.

    1. Re:What to eat, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brush your teeth. Use a flouride toothpaste (heavy in flourides if you are an adult prone to cavities). Learn to brush your teeth in a proper way, twice daily. Problem solved.

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    2. Re:What to eat, then? by dehole · · Score: 1

      To avoid cavities, eat a meat diet. Eskimo's had 0 cavities on a pure meat diet, without brushing their teeth (no scurvy either).

    3. Re:What to eat, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dentist says the most important thing you can do is brush and floss your teeth before you go to sleep and have your teeth cleaned regularly. Light decay will mineralize, if the tooth surface is clean, and the saliva isn't acidic But once you have a cavity, then it's game over you need a filling.

    4. Re:What to eat, then? by cusco · · Score: 1

      But don't eat polar bears. They can have trichina.

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    5. Re:What to eat, then? by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      That's because they ate the fat and the whole animal, often in a poorly cooked fashion, not just the raw muscle. A diet of butter fried steak isn't going to save you from scurvy.

    6. Re:What to eat, then? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But eating a liver will. Polar bear and seal liver is high in Vitamins C, D and A.

      yummm. Liver.

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    7. Re:What to eat, then? by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Brush with a fluoride toothpaste at least once a day.

      Then brush 1 or 2 additional times with a toothpaste containing Novamin. It is a remineralizing agent (your teeth will feel very smooth). I use Restore toothpaste, it's available on Amazon. There is a fluoride toothpaste that has Novamin, but I can't recall what it is.

      Then floss a couple of times a day.

      Keep some kit at work, be that strange person who brushes in the bathroom after lunch (the usual response is, "I should do that", but they never do)... I only floss at work, at my desk.

      It won't fix cavities (doing that takes a dental drill and a filling), but it will prevent them.

      Your teeth will be whiter and smoother, and your gums will be healthier.

      At least mine are.

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    8. Re:What to eat, then? by dehole · · Score: 1

      Yes you are right, Eskimo's really enjoyed the fat of the animal, in combination with the muscle. You would die if you tried to just live off of the muscle. Fully cooking meat destroys some of the vitamins in it, so its better to eat it not fully cooked (pink on the inside). Eskimo's ate what we would call a high fat diet, consisting of about 70-80% fat.

      A diet of seal fat and slightly boiled seal muscle will save you from scurvy :)

    9. Re:What to eat, then? by dehole · · Score: 2

      Bear liver can be poisonous, just because it has too high of a concentration of vitamins.

    10. Re:What to eat, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, the PC term is Inuit (or Yupik, depending on which people you're talking about). Most Canadian Inuit find the term "Eskimo" to be derogatory, based on the inaccurate belief that Eskimo means "eaters of raw meat" in Algonkian languages.

    11. Re:What to eat, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you speaking in past tense?

    12. Re:What to eat, then? by dehole · · Score: 1

      Are there Eskimo's left that stick to their past diet?

      From the book "Fat of the Land", published in the 1950's, the author gave me the impression that the Eskimo culture was increasingly being influenced by the American/European diets. I assumed that by now, the majority of Eskimo's would consume more carbs and less fat, than before. I may be mistaken though.

  9. This Proves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This proves that he was Anglo-Saxon in origin. We'll have to rewrite history.

  10. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by CastrTroy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, things can always be a little too simple, but that doesn't mean we should make them as complicated/not-simple/technological as possible. It's perfectly possible to have good health without being inundated with technology for our entire lives.

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  11. Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by popo · · Score: 1

    I'm no forensic expert, but wouldn't tooth decay continue after death? How are posthumous cavities differentiated from cavities formed during life?

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    1. Re:Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Hm. I'd imagine the conditions for culturing the related bacteria are pretty specific to a living host. The chemistry of the mouth, eating food, temperature, enclosed cavity (flesh of your face), etc.

    2. Re:Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by Sique · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dying in the snow and being frozen for the next 5300 years definitely helps here.

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    3. Re:Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Charlie Wilcox said it best

    4. Re:Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he didn't.

    5. Re:Or we're the cavities formed posthumously? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      I'd say dying in the snow and being frozen for 5300 years helps with absolutely any problem whatsoever in the most permanent way (except for being frozen 5400 years).

  12. Ate gruel and bread by losfromla · · Score: 1

    TFA mentions that he ate gruel and grains and that was probably to blame for his poor dental health. They're also blaming mechanical damage from tool holding and chewing sand with his gruel. I find it pretty unlikely that he would eat sandy gruel, they were prehistoric, not stupid. If they were stupid, we wouldn't have gotten the chance to be as stupid as we are as a race.

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    1. Re:Ate gruel and bread by RabidReindeer · · Score: 3, Funny

      TFA mentions that he ate gruel and grains and that was probably to blame for his poor dental health. They're also blaming mechanical damage from tool holding and chewing sand with his gruel. I find it pretty unlikely that he would eat sandy gruel, they were prehistoric, not stupid. If they were stupid, we wouldn't have gotten the chance to be as stupid as we are as a race.

      Sandy gruel just means "stone ground".

    2. Re:Ate gruel and bread by joh · · Score: 1

      TFA mentions that he ate gruel and grains and that was probably to blame for his poor dental health. They're also blaming mechanical damage from tool holding and chewing sand with his gruel. I find it pretty unlikely that he would eat sandy gruel, they were prehistoric, not stupid. If they were stupid, we wouldn't have gotten the chance to be as stupid as we are as a race.

      I think if you have nothing but stone to work with getting sand in your gruel is pretty much unavoidable.

    3. Re:Ate gruel and bread by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      TFA mentions that he ate gruel and grains and that was probably to blame for his poor dental health. They're also blaming mechanical damage from tool holding and chewing sand with his gruel. I find it pretty unlikely that he would eat sandy gruel, they were prehistoric, not stupid. If they were stupid, we wouldn't have gotten the chance to be as stupid as we are as a race.

      Sandy gruel just means "stone ground".

      Why do people think this is funny? People have been using millstones and similar devices to grind grain since long before Ötzi. "Stone ground" isn't just some sort of trendy elitist affectation, it was basically all you had until the development of milling equipment that didn't shed parts of itself into the grain.

      But thanks for the votes, anyway!

  13. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Grain. Hardly paleo.

  14. Re:Paleo diet by scourfish · · Score: 3, Informative

    5,300 years ago would have been the neolithic period, so technically, a neolithic diet gave this guy terrible teeth.

  15. You have only yourself to blame, Otzi by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

    Bet he still regrets missing all those dental appointments.

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    1. Re:You have only yourself to blame, Otzi by meglon · · Score: 1

      I bet he regrets his last trip up to the hunting lodge on that big old block of ice on the mountain more.

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  16. Re:Paleo diet by t4ng* · · Score: 3, Informative

    The summary contains almost the entire FA. But there is this...

    In the late Stone Age, humans were increasingly incorporating coarsely ground grain into their diets. The uptick in starches, the researchers suggest, could explain the increasing frequency of cavities in teeth from the time—a problem that's been with us ever since.

    In other words, it was no longer the "Paleo diet" and a shift away from it is what brought about bad oral health.

  17. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So that's what a Paleo diet gets you... terrible teeth. Seriously, thank science for all we have!

    Wrong.

    his whole-grain bread or gruel, to thank for a broken molar. That gruel may be the culprit behind Ötzi's cavities and gum disease, too. The uptick in starches, the researchers suggest, could explain the increasing frequency of cavities in teeth from the time—a problem that's been with us ever since.

    Paleo diets don't have grains in them.

  18. Re:Paleo diet by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

    Or maybe, just maybe living in a predental hygiene era might have had something to do with it. Maybe. Not like the guy had gallons and gallons of delicious delicious bacon flavored scope on hand to keep his breath nice and truck stop bathroom fresh.

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  19. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iceman was neolithic, not paleolithic. It's grains and added starches that gave this man bad teeth, as the article correctly noted. The Paleo diet removes grains completely and limits starches to people with very active lifestyles. I had transparent teeth before Paleo, no problems ever since.

  20. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by J'raxis · · Score: 2, Informative

    Forget the article, you didn't even read the whole summary, I see. "The uptick in starches, the researchers suggest, could explain the increasing frequency of cavities in teeth from the time---a problem that's been with us ever since." In other words, tooth decay isn't caused by lack of dentists. It's caused by eating food that isn't the natural diet for human beings. Dentistry is only needed to fix a problem we've caused ourselves.

    People didn't only live until 30. That statistic is an average: Infant mortality was high, but if people made it through childhood, they died in their 60s-80s just like they do nowadays. Go look up a few random historical figures from ancient times if you don't believe me. Socrates died in his 70s. Plato made it to 80. Aristotle, 62. Roman Emperor Augustus, 76. Tiberius, 78.

    But I suppose these are some of the myths you need to believe in, and propagate, to support "national health coverage." So by all means carry on.

  21. Iceman has bad teeth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's true, but what about Wolverine's B.O.?

  22. Re:Paleo diet by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

    How do we even know this "Paleo diet" would cause one to have good oral health?

    The whole "Paleo diet" reeks of silly Noble Savage crap to me.

  23. Why so slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was found 22 years ago. It took that long to examine his teeth?

    1. Re:Why so slow? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      He was found 22 years ago. It took that long to examine his teeth?

      He was afraid of dentists. It's quite a primeval phobia, you know.

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    2. Re:Why so slow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was afraid of dentists. It's quite a primeval phobia, you know.

      Have you ever had a bad tooth? The pain is really something else. Trust me, you'd kill for a dentist if you were this guy.

  24. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

    He likely did not have freedom of speech either. Was the great Washington perhaps lying?

  25. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by rainer_d · · Score: 1

    But I suppose these are some of the myths you need to believe in, and propagate, to support "national health coverage." So by all means carry on.

    I'm not even from the US.
    (But where I live, we have "national health coverage", thank you.)

    But it's true - corn-starches aren't very good for the overall health.
    Nevertheless, teeth need a lot of attention - and sometimes a dentist.

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  26. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't we evolve to have better teeth? Even animals don't need to brush. I'm sure if we just ate unrefined foods we found in nature we'd still have cavities. Wouldn't this have been one of the first things for evolution to solve?

    1. Re:Evolution by dehole · · Score: 2

      Your assumption about unrefined foods is incorrect, Look up the teeth of the Indians and Eskimo's before they were "civilized". From what I've read, eating a meat diet, or one that included some vegetables, didn't have cavities. Cavities seem to be associated with the consumption of sugar and starches.

    2. Re:Evolution by vikingpower · · Score: 0

      No. Where is the evolutionary benefit in having good teeth ? Hardly anyone lives short from molar abscesses. Even with bad teeth, you can survive to pass on your DNA. So it is one of those features not "seen" by evolution. Like having freckles or big feet.

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    3. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even with bad teeth, you can survive to pass on your DNA."
      Not if all the girls run away from you, Death Breath.

    4. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having bad teeth would lower your chances of survival no question at all. Obviously the increased chance of survival from taking up agriculture more than makes up for it.

    5. Re:Evolution by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That isn't necessarily true. Just as a genetic predisposition to eating your young is going to effect you evolutionarily in that even though you have technically already passed on your DNA, it doesn't help keep your DNA in the gene pool if it is destroyed before it can also pass on it's DNA. Extending the parents life beyond childbirth can certainly increase the chances of your DNA propagating through the gene pool.

    6. Re:Evolution by cusco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Hardly anyone lives short from molar abscesses" any more. It used to be a major cause of death in the Middle Ages in Europe and well into the colonial period in the Americas.

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    7. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why didn't we evolve to have better teeth?"

      Speak for yourself, I have never had a cavity. I have often thought it a genetic trait as my ancestors were Germanic farmers. And you can see how bad british peoples teeth are which must be genetic.

    8. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, have to agree with this post. I live near this location: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SunWatch_Indian_Village and the inhabitants of this villiage apparently in relatively poor health and poor teeth due to the excess consumption of corn. Apparently, corn was the main part of their diet, which caused a lot of cavities. The rest of their diet appeared to be supplemented by mostly meat.

    9. Re:Evolution by Dareth · · Score: 1

      In fact having "bad teeth" may increase your chance of passing on your DNA because you do not waste time kissing.

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  27. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

    Instead of listing the richest folks who had access to the best of everything, how about you tell me how long the median farmer lived.

    I suppose these are myths you need to support "Fuck you, I got mine." So by all means, carry on.

  28. in other news by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the lazy news.

    It's not even news, really. It's just observation. Like walking outside during a thunderstorm, then printing: "New Discovery: Rain Soaks Your Clothes." Or "Ninjas Love Pork Rinds."

    1. Re:in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can determine that ninjas love pork rinds by being outside in a thunderstorm?

  29. And Cyclops had bad eyes. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    They blew stuff to smithereens!

  30. Did anyone else wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why we should care about a mob hit man's dental hygiene?

  31. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, things can always be a little too simple, but that doesn't mean we should make them as complicated/not-simple/technological as possible. It's perfectly possible to have good health without being inundated with technology for our entire lives.

    No actually it isn't. You just don't realise that: spoken language, currency, written language, specialized education, calendars, etc. are technology. Not to mention: stethoscopes, toothbrushes, anatomy, cell theory, germ theory, etc.

    Good luck having a modern lifespan without a nontrivial subset of technology.

  32. Top GNU by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

    ONE comment, and you've already beaten me to the Val Kilmer joke...

    Considering this is Slashdot, I'd have expected the obligatory joke "Iceman" reference to have been Spiderman and his Amazing Friends, not bloody Top Gun. I can't believe that I'm the first. Hand in your geek cards at once... >:-(

    Anyway.... "Iceman had bad teeth? That's nothing, Firestar had BO and the other guy, er... could do what a spider can. Hang on, that last one's quite cool."

    *ahem*

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    1. Re:Top GNU by davydagger · · Score: 1

      I keep thinking of this
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv4c3flhSaU

  33. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...back then, you only lived to 30, if you were good.

    Ugh. Why do people keep saying stuff like this?

    If child A dies at 2 years old. And child B dies at 58. The average life expectancy is 30. Back then it was either death before six or after sixty. If you made it past six, you were officially a tough motherfucker and would probably live at least into your sixties.

  34. Re:Nationality ID'd by nametaken · · Score: 4, Informative

    Last I read the British have better dental hygiene than us Americans do. They're just not as fixated on the bleaching and such.

    And before some horse's ass drags out the new "i'm confused by your 'americans' reference", I meant the US.

  35. Ah, these Europeans... by vikingpower · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I lived in the US, I repeatedly heard the same comment : "You Europeans, you are total perverts and therefore hot - but you all have bad teeth". Didn't know it already started then. Is it a coincidence I live in Austria ?

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    1. Re:Ah, these Europeans... by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

      You have bad teeth, and BO. The combination cancels out the hot.

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  36. Austin Powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this what the movie Austin Powers was about?

    *I'm not a coward, I'm just lazy*

  37. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...back then, you only lived to 30, if you were good.

    Getting to 30 was a struggle, yes. You had to survive birth, getting raised to the age of being a productive member of society, getting past the childbearing years (women) or the primary hunter/war party years (men). If you made it to 30, you actually had a good chance of living to 60, before you would succumb to disease.

  38. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even in modern society, the rich don't live that much longer then the poor. And for the vast majority of history, everyone had access to the same level of health care: Folk remedies, leeches, hopes and dreams.

  39. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

    The rich had access to food that was not rotting, did not starve, and water that was clean. For the vast majority of human history the amount and quality of food available varied greatly based on income and social standing.

  40. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And he may have had a small stone, gone unnoticed in his whole-grain bread or gruel, to thank for a broken molar. That gruel may be the culprit behind Ötzi's cavities and gum disease, too. The uptick in starches, the researchers suggest, could explain the increasing frequency of cavities in teeth from the time—a problem that's been with us ever since."

    Didn't even have to RTFA especially that second sentence

  41. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If child A dies at 2 years old. And child B dies at 58.

    That is a very old child.

  42. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paleolithic is pre-agriculture, which is more like 10K+ years ago. Grains and starches are neolithic concepts.... so this is what a fairly MODERN diet gets you - sugar rotting your teeth out.

  43. Re:Paleo diet by cusco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually it's pretty well established in the archeological record. Prior to wheat and rye agriculture the human diet was pretty similar to that of Homo Habilis, so we had plenty of time to adapt to that. Subsequent to the establishment of agriculture in the Middle East dental disease became a major cause of death, and in Europe in some portions of the Middle Ages it was the single leading cause of death. It seems to be more associated with a wheat and rye diet though, because I don't believe the same thing was seen in the areas where rice or maize were the principle grain crops. (Could be wrong, since I'm just working on memory.) Small stones left in flour seem to have been the primary culprit in many cases, breaking teeth, getting stuck between teeth, and injuring gums.

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  44. Re:Paleo diet by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Consider how many wild animals brush their teeth.

  45. Re:Paleo diet by rleibman · · Score: 2

    OK... My bad, you guys are right, this guy was neolithic, not paleolithic, I'm sorry. Yup, you heard it right, someone on the internet admitting they were wrong, and apologizing for it!

  46. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    Farming is actually a pretty healthy lifestyle. Lots of outdoor physical work, not cramped in with thousands of other people in cities, good rest periods after the harvest, plenty of food unless the crops fail, oh yes you could do worse than being a farmer.

  47. Re:Paleo diet by pluther · · Score: 3, Informative
    Not entirely correct.

    One of the problems with claiming what "the" paleo diet consisted of is that it varied hugely from time to time and place to place.

    Unsurprisingly, the world before "the" invention of agriculture was not a giant homogeneous culture with the same diet everywhere.

    For the most part, diets in the winter vs summer were remarkably different, even for the same people. There are many exceptions, though, where the diet didn't vary much year round.

    Even the diets from places as close together as, say, western Oregon and Utah from 13,000 years ago were hugely different. The Pleistocene Oregon diet consisted of large amounts of seafood, rabbits, tubers, and, yes, lots of wild grains. In Utah there was significantly more larger game, more meat, including more fat, different berries, more grains and less tubers.

    And, yes, even without lots of grains, throughout the archaeological record, people frequently had bad teeth. Worn flat by sand and bits of dirt in their food the was rule, not the exception, and cavities and abscesses were more common than not throughout the Americas. I imagine it would be similar to Europe and Africa.

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  48. Re:Paleo diet by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Subsequent to the establishment of agriculture in the Middle East dental disease became a major cause of death

    Ramesses II might have died of dental infection. I don't think he had a single healthy tooth in his mouth. The gritty Egyptian flour with an admixture of sand (which is sort of difficult to avoid in Egypt!) didn't help any.

    Of course, the problems with agricultural nutrition were many-fold: pollen analysis of the layers found in Jarmo and other places suggests that the range of plants consumed dropped from about two hundred to mere eight or so, leading to malnutrition, decreased stature, lots of developmental problems - I guess the teeth development suffered as well from the malnutrition alone. The quern work also led to skeletal deformation in women, as they had to work it for extended periods of time.

    I'm absolutely not surprised by these findings, indeed, I didn't expect them to find anything else!

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  49. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing's hanged it's just like present day America
    Healthcare nope
    Heart desease yes
    Diabetes yes
    Lunch break no
    40 hour week no
    Slave wages yes

  50. All these posts and no archeologists yet? by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    You can date the introduction of agriculture in a population by the age of the skulls with cavities. No agriculture = no cavities. This is not news; fermentable carbohydrates rot your teeth.

  51. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nationwide medical coverage? Nope

    You are not in the US, right? Kidding!!

  52. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hmm. What's that ... horse? ... bison? ... no ... bullshit.

    US healthcare costs twice as much (per capita) as the UK and the outcome is the same.

    I'll leave it up to you to figure out why and who is being fucked over by it.

  53. Re:Paleo diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does licking their butt count?

  54. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should not compare cave men to Romans. Romans were technologically over a thousand years ahead of their time. They had water supply and sanitation, good roads, market system and everything quite advanced. The Greeks were significantly closer to the Romans than cave men.

  55. Re:Paleo diet by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Informative

    Or maybe, just maybe living in a predental hygiene era might have had something to do with it.

    Both. He lived after the invention of flour and before the invention of toothbrush. That was a very unfortunate period for everyone's teeth.

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  56. Re:Paleo diet by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    How do we even know this "Paleo diet" would cause one to have good oral health?

    It's called paleopathology. That's how we know.

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  57. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by turbidostato · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have a nice hypothesis. Now go for the hard data: look for countries with better life indexes and higher life expectancy than USA (yes, there's quite a lot of them). Now note down which one of them has NOT socialized medicine.

    HINT: no one of them, not a single one.

  58. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every once in a while, you hear of some local government or some NGO sponsoring an expensive piece of equipment for a hospital, then even with judicious use the hospital runs out of the yearly cap by May, making that equipment gather dust.

    While here in good ol free market USA, virtually all our major equipment in our small rural hospital has been purchased by funds from various NGOs because we don't have the right mix of patients to make money off the bizarre US system. To add insult to injury to 'the best medical system in the world', we have increasing problems with drug unavailability. Nothing like a lack of sterile saline solution to kick your medicine back a couple hundred years.

    The US system is failing on so many levels that it's pretty embarrassing.

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  59. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Actually IIRC, and its been years since I read this, but opium poppies were used for pain killers for ages before they were refined into what we know as morphine, kinda like how the Romans would proscribe a trip to the spa for those having mental problems and it turns out later that the baths were loaded with lithium.

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  60. Evolving.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the one area that lags behind all else in humans it seems. Without extreme maintenance teeth are good until about 30 if you are lucky, while everything else seems to hit triple digits(or close) pretty easily by comparison.

    Why is this?

  61. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by rainer_d · · Score: 1

    Granted, because there was much less "dope" around, people reacted better to less potent anesthetics - but I don't think you can compare it to what you get today in a hospital or with OTC paracetamol-derivates...

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  62. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    He is correct: when you remove infant mortality from the numbers the average age at death jumps dramatically. Those "the average roman only lived to 19" stats are total crap. If you think about it, we would have died out in a few generations if that were true, since parents would have died while most children were still too young to care for themselves. As for the median farmer, unless they worked themselves to death or had zero sense of hygiene, they may not have fared much worse, on average. They probably had a better diet, lacking the "rich" foods the richest folks would have had access to, and let's face it: medicine back then was hit or miss if it helped or killed you faster.

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  63. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, like having the crap beaten out of you and everything stolen when you farmed better that the people in the next valley (they actually still do this in Papua New Guinea). No use calling the cops in those days - sort of like now really.

  64. I'm a dentist. I don't know about the cause by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    of the cavities, but having periodontal problems is one of the hallmark signs of scurvy- a vitamin C deficiency. It is plausible that he didn't have a source of vitamin C in his diet.

  65. The iceman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Richard Kuklinsky

  66. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by pwizard2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mod parent up.

    To compare the Romans to cavemen is an insult. Romans were extremely advanced for the time. The legions (when not fighting) could build damn near anything and could build it to last. Roman roads survived the middle ages with little to no maintenance and are still servicable today. Meanwhile, our roads quickly crumble and deteriorate without yearly maintenance. Roman aquaducts and sewers meant that cities had running water and decent sanitation (including flush toilets), something not seen again until the late 19th-20th century. After the collapse of Rome, Europe would spend the next 1800 years shitting in a bucket. Romans even had a primitive steam engine. It wasn't deployed much (if at all) outside of design drawings but a steam-powered vehicle could have been possible if the empire had lasted a bit longer.

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  67. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Not sure how accurate it is, but the information here says Amish life span is the same as the average American.

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  68. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cavemen" dying at 30 is a pretty easy to disprove myth if you think about it. First, 30 is the average and infant mortality was high. (Another case where averages don't tell you anything useful.) Second, humans have menopause at age 50-60, which is rather uncommon in the animal kingdom. If our ancestors didn't live that long there'd be no reason for that adaptation. Third, our brain doesn't fully develop until our mid to late twenties, which is a good indicator we lived a bit longer (we're not a fly, our adult stage doesn't exist solely for reproduction). Fourth, with a low carbohydrate diet (e.g. many paleolithic diets) puberty doesn't happen until the twenties. Fifth, even without medical care, modern hunter gatherers lived decently long lives despite being pushed to rather inhospitable regions.

    The reason for the misconception is that agriculture had a "payback period" of a few thousand years. Before agriculture we ate an extremely diverse diet and used endurance hunting to take down prey. About 10 - 20 hours per week were spent gathering food, so there was plenty of time to develop culture. Early agriculture significantly cut that diversity (i.e. 200+ types of food to 7), and required upwards of a hundred hours per week with the primitive tools of the time. Obviously lifespan was drastically reduced, but fortunately puberty was pushed forward by a decade. So, for the past few thousand years, human quality of life has been improving. Thus, the original setback was forgotten, and we celebrate our continued progress.

  69. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    So are you saying the Amish don't have spoken language, currency, written language, specialized education, calendars, stethoscopes, toothbrushes, anatomy, cell theory, germ theory, etc? Because you'd be wrong

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  70. Re:I'm a dentist. I don't know about the cause by fldsofglry · · Score: 1

    Certainly possible. Although, when he was found he was carrying fruit with him.

  71. Re:Paleo diet by qwak23 · · Score: 1

    Admitting you're wrong and apologizing for it? This must be some fancy troll business.

  72. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    I don't know. I have a tolerance of a bull rhino but if you have never taken squat? Don't forget the Indians ate a tree bark that turned out to be aspirin, and you know that there wasn't shit compared to like a BC powder but it worked well enough for them to keep it for centuries. I mean its practically impossible to compare what we feel to what they felt because frankly we are exposed to chemicals in the womb, you just know your mom was taking aspirin and other drugs while she was pregnant, their bodies were pristine compared to the chemical sewer that is modern man.

    Hell I read somewhere you can't even find a river in the USA that won't test positive for chemicals, from hormones to mental treatment drugs, we really can't tell how they were able to treat themselves by looking at us because we just swim in chemicals constantly, everything we eat and drink is chemicals so naturally our tolerances are gonna be just crazy compared to them. Look at how the peasants in the Andes mountains chew on coca leaves which I've been told by chewing you aren't even get what we get in an energy drink as far as effect but it works for them, who knows how little it took for somebody who had never so much as taken a drop of anything?

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  73. Swiss chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems he ran out of his supply of Swiss choccies in the middle of winter, then tried to cross the alps to get to his nearest Migros to stock up.

  74. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by u38cg · · Score: 1

    Actually, once you strip out the effects of child mortality and the violence, healthy lifespan through history is not much different. Nowadays we get an extra ten-twenty years through geriatric medicine, but if you were a healthy 30yo back then you had more or less the same chance of ending up a 70yo as you do now.

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  75. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    Please come to Poland and try visit a doctor then. Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

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  76. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

    It seems those getting the crap beaten out of them could benefit from ready access to firearms. Having known a few people with ties to Papua New Guinea, I can affirm the merit of your statement and add weight to the veracity of my own. Even given the potential for intrusions by similarly armed aggressors, people tend to think twice about such acts when the potential to be shot dead is significant.

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  77. Re:Paleo diet by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    They tend to have terrible teeth.
    Abscesses are not exactly an unknown cause of death for wild animals.

  78. Re:Paleo diet by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Please offer some more information.
    How large a sample size do we possibly have?

  79. Re:Paleo diet by cusco · · Score: 1

    There wasn't even one invention of agriculture, it apparently arose separately in SE Asia and the Americas around the same time, and IIRC there is evidence of bottle gourds being cultivated in western Africa several thousand years earlier as well.

    My point was that with the more varied pre-agricultural diet tooth decay was considerably less common. There were no shortage of dental problems, especially among peoples who chewed skins to soften them or for whom marrow bones was a large part of the diet, but that's true of any large mammal.

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  80. Re:That's the inconvenient truth of "the simple li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...back then, you only lived to 30, if you were good.

    Citation needed. Sorry, but you are talking presumptions out of your ass. Mortality was higher, but not because people were less healthy. They were more healthy, they simply lived a more dangerous life.

  81. Re:Nationality ID'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused by your "British" reference.

  82. Re:Paleo diet by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    Theory is that Ötzi was murdered. Now we know he was murdered because he was Europe's first vegan and couldn't STFU about it.

    What an idiot.

  83. Re:Paleo diet by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Specifically, A shift to what we continue to use for the most part today.

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