Space Coffee, Just the Way You Like It
Zothecula writes "Since the early days of space travel, a consistent complaint has been lousy coffee. Now a group of freshman engineering students at Rice University have developed a simple approach to alleviating this problem. From the article: 'The challenge was to develop a method and equipment that allows astronauts to add liquid ingredients (cream, sweetener, and lemon juice) from a foil package to another that contains black coffee or tea. No spills in microgravity can be allowed, as these have a tendency to migrate into equipment and cause faults. The Rice freshmen designed their system around the existing black coffee pouches. NASA supplied them two-ply heat sealed pouches to hold the sugar syrup and cream. The beverage and condiment pouches all have a septum which allows access to their contents without allowing any of the liquid contents to escape.'"
You put the Americans in charge of coffee?? I think I can spot the problem...
Colonies built on the moon: 0
Hours spent designing perfect zero-g latte: 1000+
Human race == fucked
Given the expense of shipping people and supplies into orbit, and the fact that the people you are going to be shipping are generally known in advance, wouldn't it be substantially simpler just to ask them for their preferred beverage mixture and seal that in a single pouch?
This isn't some sort of commercial aviation scenario, where the catering supplier has to do an approximate match against the uncertain tastes of 250 random passengers, which makes modular food much more sensible; or an MRE-type scenario where they have to stamp out a zillion of them and ship them wherever, so it just isn't practical to ensure that Pvt. SomeGuy gets exactly the combination he wants assembled at the factory and supply-chained out to him at firebase nowhere 18 months from now...
Starbucks that even Starbuck would like?
Agreed. In fact, the only difference between good coffee and bad coffee is about two hours first thing in the morning.
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Something I got a kick out of was when Michael Stackpole wrote out an elaborate Japanese Tea Ceremony in Zero-G in one of his BattleTech novels. He didn't have to, but it was great reading.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Am I the only one that is decidedly uncomfortable with drinking from anything with a septum?
KK4SFV
a consistent complaint has been lousy coffee. [...] allows astronauts to add liquid ingredients (cream, sweetener, and lemon juice)
I almost choked reading up to this point... I recovered a little bit when I read further ;)
There are fewer illiterates than people who can't read.
Coffee is better black and strong, without any additional ingredient.
Otherwise it's not coffee, it's just sweetened water.
Coffee in any form is disgusting. 34 years and still can't stand it.
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Now if only someone can figure out a method that allows astronauts to sip the coffee from an oversized mug, as God intended, they will really have accomplished something.
I've got another solution that's long over due. How about...
Baristas...
In...
Space!
"No spills in microgravity can be allowed, as these have a tendency to migrate into equipment and cause faults. "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtXfwk7PXg
They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
Yes, if you like coffee drink it black so you can taste the coffee. If you don't like coffee why drink it at all? Adding milk and sugar to coffee just covers up the flavors of bad coffee. If you really want astronauts to drink good coffee, you need to figure out how to grind coffee beans in zero G, steep and filter them.
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In Rodney Dangerfield's voice:
I've heard of coffee with a citrus overtone, but this is ridiculous!
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No true astronaut puts sugar in his coffee.
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And this research was funded by a generous grant from Starbucks? Spaceports in zero-g with a kiosk for my triple venti mocha while I wait for the flight to Mars. Now on to the baking dilemma.
Just the thing to pour into my space mug and drink with my space breakfast while I read my space newspaper.
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Meanwhile the Russians used instant coffee .
(Saying this as an owner of a fisher space pen).
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You like it black? Like your men?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tYLb3teB14
Now the only problem would be to fix that dangerous vacuum in space:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ukAH6Ny80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ia13f72-4
Chaos maximizes locally around me.
Or they could just man up and drink it black the way God intended.
I'll drink coffee however the fuck I want to. Humans discovered a long time ago that combining different ingredients makes things taste different.. and taste is subjective. Some people just don't like it black, some do.
Seriously? I know they say, everything seems obvious in hindsight, but they really couldn't figure out squeezing sugar and creamer from one pouch into another coffe pouch? These guys design space ships? Am I the only one who sees something wrong here?
Stop drinking coffee!
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Yes exactly! I've been arguing this for years. And it's not just coffee either. Every food should be eaten either in it's pure unmixed form, or not at all. Salt and ketchup on your fries? Guess you don't really like fries. Lemon aid? Why bother with the sugar, just drink lemon juice. Think you like salad? Not if you put dressing on it.
Here's my solution (This being /., I did not read the article. I stopped reading after the problem was described so I could solve it)
3-chamber bag created w/that silvery plastic foil material, chambers created by a heat seal. Larger top compartment has black coffee (and pie-hole nozzle) and at the bottom, 2 small compartments side-by-side hold cream & sweetener. The top of each of the lower 2 chambers has a simple pressure-activated valve into the coffee chamber. You squeeze these to add desired amounts of cream and sugar to the coffee.
Where's my honorary engineering degree?
Drinking from a pouch is going to taste like crap regardless if it has no way for the aroma to escape. And there's something about holding a nice warm mug that makes it the morning comfort beverage.
I'd mod every other +5 response in this entire thread (other than "funny" ones) "over rated".
I imagine grinding wouldn't be terribly hard. You couldn't use a gravity press, but pushing the beans against a grinder isn't all that difficult. Steeping can be handled with something like a French Press I would assume and filtering would be included in the press.
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
There's coffee in that nebula!
Just give preference to people who drink plain black coffee.
Then I would have a better chance of qualifying for space travel.
I am anarch of all I survey.
Quick, to the oxygen pumps!
We'll pump our atmosphere into space until it's not a vacuum anymore.
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That's the problem with a 30 year stagnate space program that cant even muster enough excitement to justify its existence anymore
You are floating above the Earth like Helios riding a chariot of fire across the sky. The greeks would have believed you a god atop Olympus. The blue earth turns below you, so captivating in its beauty that generations have marveled at the blue marble. The night sky is so full of stars it is dizzying in its beauty. You are participating in mankind's first steps to becoming immortal among them.
But the coffee sucks.
I'm no zero G expert, but I would make my space coffee like this:
1) Normal Aeropress
2) tea bag coffee
3) sponge containing 500ml hot water
4) Travel mug, with attachment for aeropress, dump powdered sugar cream selection in to cup, attach press.
4) Insert sponge
5) Press.
No spill, no dripage, no cleanup other than wipe down of aeropress.
Why do we need science?
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I'll drink coffee however the fuck I want to. Humans discovered a long time ago that combining different ingredients makes things taste different.. and taste is subjective. Some people just don't like it black, some do.
Some people never develop beyond childish tastes, you are absolutely right. Just keep out of the grownups' room if you can't handle black coffee, cigars and whisky, junior.
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Sugar and cream are bad for you and ruin the taste of coffee. I don't know what to say about lemon juice since it sounds terrible in coffee.
Dude, coffee is bad for you too.
And as someone says above, you often get a twist of lemon with an espresso. .
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
If you like chocolate, eat it without sugar or milk. You need to taste the cocoa. Eat it raw or go home.
If you like vanilla, eat the bean straight; using it to *flavor* something else is stupid.
I like coffee. I like it with cream and sugar. I like the flavor of coffee. Yes, it does have a flavor; I don't like drinking cream and sugar alone. In fact, I like the coffee to be brewed very strongly so that when I add the cream and sugar to adjust the flavor, I still get a strong coffee flavor.
I can stand it black, but I don't like it. I taste it black, sometimes, to taste what different coffee preparations/beans/roasts taste like... but I prefer my coffee with cream and sugar.