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How Old Is the Average Country?

Daniel_Stuckey writes with a snippet from his piece at Vice: "I did some calculations in Excel, using independence dates provided on About.com, and found the average age of a country is about 158.78 years old. Now, before anyone throws a tizzy about what makes a country a country, about nations, tribes, civilizations, ethnic categories, or about my makeshift methodology, keep in mind, I simply assessed 195 countries based on their political sovereignty. That is the occasion we're celebrating today, right?"

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  1. you lost me at... by RedHackTea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excel and About.com

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    1. Re:you lost me at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please let us lose you too.

    2. Re:you lost me at... by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      Why is this funny? About.com evidentally had the relevant information and Excel is the best spreadsheet tool out there (still far better than Calc anyway).

    3. Re:you lost me at... by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      Same here. Can't believe someone is not using Hadoop for such job. Obvious choice.

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  2. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The author gives the UK age as 306 in his map. (He did use about.com as a "source")

  3. TL;DR by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    158.78 years old.

    Next.

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  4. more data? by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 1

    What about standard deviation and median? At least give me a histogram.

    1. Re:more data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What about standard deviation and median? At least give me a histogram.

      calculations in Excel, using independence dates provided on About.com

      Excel doesn't do histograms - it does bar charts. Even with the stats expension pack, it still doesn't do half decent histograms.

      Anyway - given the dataset used, the question should be rephrased as "how old is the average modern nation state?" rather than "country". Surprize: the result is somewhere near the middle of the "modern times".

    2. Re:more data? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Have you tried setting the gap width to zero?

    3. Re:more data? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Median from TFA is 53 years old (Republic of Congo). Didn't see anything on standard deviation, but I don't imagine it's very large.

  5. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The UK is a new fangled invention at 306 years old but England is 1086 years old, happy birthday America.

  6. So much for "New Republic" by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given that this is America's 237'th birthday, which make us 78.22 years older than the average (49.26%), should they change the name of the magazine from "The New Republic" to "The Somewhat-Older-Than-Average Republic"?

    1. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You inadvertently put your finger on the point of this article: yet another "see, us Americans are better than most countries." But the more the Americans go on and on about how much better they are proves the point of how immature they are, like the 12 year old who insists his dad can beat anybody else's dad.

    2. Re:So much for "New Republic" by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      We're not a republic any more as of the 17th amendment. Not quite a democracy, though.

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    3. Re:So much for "New Republic" by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      You inadvertently put your finger on the point of this article: yet another "see, us Americans are better than most countries." But the more the Americans go on and on about how much better they are proves the point of how immature they are, like the 12 year old who insists his dad can beat anybody else's dad.

      You inadvertently don't understand something called "humor".

    4. Re:So much for "New Republic" by ebno-10db · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The 17th Amendment changes the US government vis-à-vis federalism, but doesn't make it any less a republic. You could eliminate the states and federalism entirely and still have a republic. Many countries, such as France, have such an arrangement.

    5. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought current America was created in 1959 with Hawaii getting statehood. That's about 53 years ( nearly 54 now ).

    6. Re:So much for "New Republic" by PPH · · Score: 1

      The Somewhat-Older-Than-Average Republic

      And stay off our lawn! BTW, the world is our lawn.

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    7. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Motard · · Score: 1

      We still have a representative form of government. Just not the part that was representative of the representatives.

      Not saying that's either good or bad, but it didn't change the form of government.

    8. Re:So much for "New Republic" by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's an incredibly restrictive definition of "Republic." It's also very odd. The 17th says we directly vote for Senators, instead of having them appointed by the states. I have never heard of a definition of Republic which hinged on whether a single House of the Legislature was appointed or elected.

      The general definition of republic is any state that has a non-hereditary Head-of-State. That's why France, Ireland, India, Nigeria, Iraq, Communist China, Iran etc. are Republics despite vastly different forms of government.

    9. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you should check the small print on your mortgage agreement. Your lawn belongs to the Beijing and Shanghai loans corporation until you pay up.

    10. Re:So much for "New Republic" by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      I think you should check the small print on your mortgage agreement. Your lawn belongs to the Beijing and Shanghai loans corporation until you pay up.

      Not worried. Since the loan is payable in US dollars, we can print as many as we need. Just call Uncle Ben.

    11. Re:So much for "New Republic" by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I believe that the US is the second-oldest republic, behind San Marino.

    12. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Livius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Adolescence is actually an excellent metaphor for the US. A mix of overconfidence and insecurity, for the wrong reasons in both cases.

    13. Re:So much for "New Republic" by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Republic is a very loose term. Cuba, China(both of them), USSR, and the USA are republics. Most nations without a monarch are republics.

    14. Re:So much for "New Republic" by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Does San Marino.still exist? Its not on the calendar this year. Bernie wants to spend more time outside of Europe.

    15. Re:So much for "New Republic" by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Yes it exists. And what calendar? Am I missing something?

    16. Re:So much for "New Republic" by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      The exploding-tyre non-finishing-of-champions failure that is the Formula 1 calendar of 2013. F1 has had a San Marino race just about for ever, so the only reason it should disappear is if the country is gone.

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    17. Re:So much for "New Republic" by stenvar · · Score: 1

      True perhaps, but it still beats senility and impotence, which seem to be the prevalent drivers of European politics.

    18. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but according to this Twitter thread, America is 2013 year old.

    19. Re:So much for "New Republic" by davester666 · · Score: 1

      That's why our health care costs are through the roof. We're old.

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    20. Re:So much for "New Republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ironically, that was yet another demonstration of teen angst in your reply.

  7. Egypt in 1922? by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A cursory look at the Wikipedia article indicates that Egypt has spent time under the rule of a few empires here and there over history, but it and Greece have both been their own societies for several thousand years in spite of this. I figure that both countries are closer to the age of China than they're listed...but that's just me.

    1. Re:Egypt in 1922? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      And how something like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution doesn't mean it's not a new country where many others in the list fall into the same category.

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    2. Re:Egypt in 1922? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      During WW1 Egypt was ruled by a Khedive who was technically a vassal of the British Monarch. The Khedive was actually originally an Ottoman vassal, but in the late 19th the Egyptians decided to join an Empire that didn't suck and switched allegiances. In 1922 the Egyptians became independent of the Brits and the Khedive promoted himself to King.

    3. Re:Egypt in 1922? by tirerim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed, there are a lot of countries that have been sovereign nations at various discontinuous periods in history, with varying degrees of continuity between those periods. Iceland was independent for a few centuries at the beginning of the previous milennium before merging with Norway again, and counts its legislature as continuous since that time, but the map only counts its most recent independence. On the other hand, France is listed as having been independent since the end of the rule of Charlemagne, despite having changed types of government several times since then and being conquered by Germany in World War II.

    4. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Alef · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...or the fact that France was occupied by the Germans during WWII. The three year occupation of Sweden by the Danes during a war in the 1520:s, on the other hand, is apparently enough to cut Sweden's age down to 490 years.

      Something which by the way wouldn't bother a Swede if it wasn't for the fact that the blasted Danes are listed at 1048 years. ;-)

    5. Re:Egypt in 1922? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It looks like his choice of independence year in these cases is based on what the people in that country say.

      Swedes say they were conquered by Denmark, and became independent in 1523, therefore that is the year that gets entered on the spreadsheet. The French don't recognize Petain's government as legitimate, therefore the slightly-longer German occupation of France during WW2 doesn't count as France losing it's independence.

      The French actually have a legal point. For the entire time they were occupied in the homeland de Gaulle had troops under his command throughout their Empire.

    6. Re:Egypt in 1922? by erice · · Score: 1

      A cursory look at the Wikipedia article indicates that Egypt has spent time under the rule of a few empires here and there over history, but it and Greece have both been their own societies for several thousand years in spite of this. I figure that both countries are closer to the age of China than they're listed...but that's just me.

      But China is wrong too. The Ming Dynasty was conquered by the Manchu Empire in 1644 which gradually morphed into the Qing Dynasty. So no more than 369 years.

      China before 1950 did not include Tibet.

      It could even be argued that modern China's sovereignty was not recognized until 1971 when the UN recognized the PRC as the legitimate ruler of China.

    7. Re:Egypt in 1922? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      But that's not the Chinese take on the situation. The Chinese take is that all land currently owned by the PRC (and some more, like Taiwan) has always rightfully belonged to the legitimate government of China. Sometimes the various bits of China have disagreed about who is the rightful legitimate government (ie: the rise of the Manchus, Tibet in the 50s), but it's all always been China.

      I don't entirely agree with that take on the situation, but the standard this guy is using for his list is what does the government say about when it became independent. And the Chinese do date their independence way back.

    8. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Alef · · Score: 2

      While it is true that 1523 is celebrated as a year of independence, I don't think you could say the Swedes recognise Christian II as a legitimate ruler either (even more so than Petain). Christian II started his reign in Sweden by massacring about a hundred Swedish nobility in what is known as the Stockholm blood bath, which resulted in a deep-rooted hatred between Swedes and Danes that lasted for several hundreds of years thereafter. In Sweden, Christian II carries the epithet "the Tyrant" to this day.

      I guess one could also make the argument that the fact that the French (now) do not recognize Petain's Vichy government, in effect is an admission that they had lost their independence -- de Gaulle may have had resistance fighters in France, but he himself was exiled to England, and he wasn't a politically elected leader, he was a military general.

      In many ways, Gustav Vasa plays the same role in Sweden during the 1520's as de Gaulle did for the French during WWII. Unlike de Gaulle, however, Vasa is supposed to have remained in Sweden while organising the rebellion.

    9. Re:Egypt in 1922? by PerChristianFrost · · Score: 1

      PRC should be given 1949 or 1950 when China's territories were split into PRC and ROC (and some given to the Soviet Union). ROC should be given 1912 (the establishment of the republic) or the year currently given to PRC (ROC currently does not have any year given to it).

    10. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but if were to walk into Stockholm in 1250 and say hi to Birger Jarl and ask him what country you were in, what do you think he would have said? Not "Danmark" or "Kalmarunionen" or something like that, I can guarantee you.

      A lot of the "independence" dates for European countries are really arbitrary, because they just gradually grew into place.

      Equally idiotic is calling the Koreas "68 years old". So what the hell was there before 1945? Or how about year 1000?

    11. Re:Egypt in 1922? by PerChristianFrost · · Score: 1

      I you ask swedes which year the country was founded, they will not answer 1523. They will answer that it was founded sometime during the Viking Age. Furthermore Gustav Vasa is not considered the first king of Sweden. His rule is considered a continuation. Also using the word "conquered" is not totally correct as Sweden was still ruled as a separate entity within the Union, similar to Austria-Hungary.

    12. Re:Egypt in 1922? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Re-read the original post.

      It's not about when the countries were founded. If you did that you'd get Hungarians talking about Attilla the Hun because that's the best way to be older then the Germans. It's about independence, which is generally what you get when you win a War of Liberation.

      If you guys want us poor, nonPhD-in-Swedish-History-having-Anglos to acknowledge that you've had continuous independence since ancient times you're gonna have to start counting Christian the Tyrant as a legitimate King of Sweden and start calling it a Civil War.

    13. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In China the Han conquer you!

      All conquerors ever managed to do in China was displace the royal family. The structure of government never fundamentally changed. Other than superficial stuff, China had been humming along for several thousand years before the rise of nationalism at the turn of the last century, culminating in the civil war between the communists and nationalists.

      The political system changed, but they were still one sovereign nation.

      Also, Japan never really controlled the whole of the country. You can't count mere military occupation as resetting the clock. You need a period of some very basic political legitimacy, such as in Korea, where no matter how you viewed the Japanese, you couldn't argue with the fact that they were in control of the whole economic and political system, not simply standing around with guns.

    14. Re:Egypt in 1922? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the list is stupid. it's totally irregular.
      there was this little thing called calamari union as well which according to how some other countries on the list(russia) are treated, should reset bot countries times.

      stupid list, stupid article and it takes USA's independence day from the happening they're celebrating as the independence day - and not resetting at civil war.

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    15. Re:Egypt in 1922? by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      From 1910 to 1945 Korea was a part of the Japanese Empire, and, as such, not independent. They became "independent" in 1945 (and by that, they became independent from one empire, and the two halves each became dependent on another empire).

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    16. Re:Egypt in 1922? by TheHonch · · Score: 1
    17. Re:Egypt in 1922? by khallow · · Score: 1

      and it takes USA's independence day from the happening they're celebrating as the independence day - and not resetting at civil war.

      Why should it be reset at the Civil War? The government and most of the country remained intact during that period.

    18. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      Like everyone else, you missed my part "how about year 1000" (a year I picked at random).

      Japanese being assholes there for a few decades half a century ago doesn't suddenly erase the previous thousands of years of Korea being Korea.

      I'm not even Korean and it's obvious to me.

    19. Re:Egypt in 1922? by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      It maybe obvious to you, but there was no North Korea (DPRK) or South Korea (ROK) before 1945. And to say that these two countries existed for a thousand years or more is just ridiculous. Would you also have said in 1968 that East Germany had existed since 1871? Even though it was a distinct political entity to Prussia, or the German Empire?

      The two Koreas are distinct and quite different to the Empire/Kingdom that existed before 1910. And I don't think anyone in Korea really would say that either of the two political entities are a continuation of that entity, even if they might claim the annexation by Japan was illegal.

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    20. Re:Egypt in 1922? by PerChristianFrost · · Score: 1

      The point I was making was that the age of Hungary is based on the year it was founded and NOT the year of independence, but the reverse is applied to Sweden.
      You are aware that Attila the Hun was a Hun and not a Hungarian/Magyar?
      Why would the Hungarians try to claim to be older than the Germans?
      Since Sweden, Norway and Denmark was in a union, I believe it does count as civil war. In the same way the Hungarian Revolution of 1848 and RÃkÃczi's War of Independence was a civil war in the union of Austria and Hungary.
      The information I have based my arguments on is available to anyone able to read articles on Wikipedia, thereby no higher degree of education is required.
      Who are "you guys"? I have never claimed to belong any group.

    21. Re:Egypt in 1922? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      You aren't basing your argument on wikipedia. Every time wikipedia lists Swedish independence, or anything like Swedish independence, it uses 1523. Every time it lists Hungarian independence it uses a) something back in the mists of time (generally 895 or 1000), or b) 1989. Unless you're arguing that all of Eastern Europe should be younger then Palau the wikipedian list is exactly the same list the listicle writer used.

      As for your interpretation of history, it's a pretty clear example of what happens when people who know nothing read a little. Hungarians never count 1848 or the early 18th as their date of independence because they lost. They generally got some concessions from the King (ie: the Austrians) out of it, but they still lost. I have no clue as to whether every nation, of the other 195 nations on the list, counts similar failed rebellions this way; but the standard on the list isn't that some foreigner looked through everyone's history books and told them what to think. It's that the foreigner asked everyone what they think and put that on a list.

      What everyone in Sweden thinks is they became independent in 1523, and the Hungarians say they have been independent since time began.

      BTW, the argument you bring up re: personal unions is a huge reason for just asking people and not trying to apply some one-size-fits-all standard. Today it's not hard to find Canadians who argue they aren't really independent because they share a Queen with the UK. Same with Australia. For years Jamaica's pols have been making noises that they want to "become fully independent" by replacing the Queen as well. So if you say Hungary wasn't independent until after WW1, despite protestations from numerous Hungarians, on the basis that it shared a head of state with Austria, how can you possibly justify recognizing ANY of these realms as independent?

    22. Re:Egypt in 1922? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      Well, how about this: my wife is Korean, and when I suggested to her that Korea is 68 years old she burst into mad laughter.

      I suggest you go to Koreatown and suggest with a straight face to people there that Korea is 68 years old. The Japanese thing is a tiny blip in their millenial history and almost forgotten.

      If you want to have some counter with a reset button based on some random criterion, fine, go ahead. Just don't expect anybody else to take it seriously.

    23. Re:Egypt in 1922? by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      Two different things are being talked about.
      One, what I, and the article, are talking about, is political entities.
      Two, what you are talking about, is a cultural entity.

      You'll notice the lack of plural on your 'Korea', while I talk about the two 'Koreas'. The political entities have only existed since 1945, and are distinct and quite different from the Korean Empire/Kingdom that existed prior to 1910, and to the Japanese colonial rule between these years.

      It's really quite easy to put a date on it.

      Take Australia. Australia has existed as a political entity since 1901. Yet, there were people, with a similar cultural identity, living there prior to that year. But it is still not claimed that the Australian political entity existed prior to the federation of the colonies.

      Take Russia. The About article lists that they have existed since 1991 (what I would have said as well). But there has been a Russia for a lot longer than that! Yes, the political entity that is currently Russia though, has only existed independently since December 1991. Before that it was part of a greater entity, the USSR. And it would be absurd to argue that the current Russian state is some how a continuation of the Russian Tzardom that existed until 1917.

      Comprand?

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  8. Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Poland 95 years old? Germany 142 years? Italy 152? Greece 184? Come on, you can do better than that. Nice try. Next try.

    1. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's what you don't get:
      He's not talking about existence as a culture, he's talking about being recognized as an independent nation-state.

      Germany, for example, did not actually exist as a nation-state prior to the Prussian defeat of the Hapsburgs in the Austro-Prussian War, and the defeat of Napoleon III in the Franco-Prussian War a few years after that. What existed were hundreds of feuding statelets that all spoke German.

      The Greeks existed as a culture, but the last independent Greek state had been conquered by the Ottomans in the 15th century.

      The Italians were in exactly the same boat as the Germans. There were the Kings of the Two Sicilies and Piedmont, the Pope, a Grand Duke of Tuscony, Hapsburgs in Venice, and several smaller states that were absorbed by Piedmont prior to unification.

      Poland was divided between three Empires at the end of the 18th. Officially the Czar was Polish Head of State, but he didn't give the Poles any autonomy, and ran his bit of Poland as if it was merely another Oblast of Russia, so the Poles don;t count that as independence.

    2. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      They count the age of the current country. Been conquerored for half a millenia and only recently later got lose again, you are a young country Greece. Existed as geograpic feature for millenia but only recently became a country you are young too Germany and Italy.. Seriously why are you surprised of Germany and Italys age?? They are very young countries formed from a random selection of smaller states.

    3. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Sique · · Score: 1

      The actual Poland is really 95 years old, after the Polish Rzeczpospolita was dissolved in 1791 and the parts were distributed between Prussia, Russia and Austria. They only rejoined in 1918. Same with Germany. The first ever state which had "Germany" (or Deutschland) in its name was founded in 1949. There was always some idea about a unified Germany, but never an actual state, until 1871 the German Reich was founded (which still wasn't officially called Germany). Greece was not a sovereign state since the conquest of Macedonia in 146 BC until it broke away from the Osman Empire in 1830. The only complaint one could have was that the term "sovereignity" is used pretty loosely.

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    4. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Alomex · · Score: 2

      What existed were hundreds of feuding statelets that all spoke German.

      Not even that, they all spoke dialects of Germanic such as:

        Ripuarian, Moselle Franconian, Central Hessian, East Hessian, North Hessian, Thuringian, North Upper Saxon, Rhine Franconian, Lorraine Franconian, Silesian German, High Prussian, Lausitzisch-NeumÃrkisch, Upper Saxon, Alsatian, Swabian, Low Alemannic, Central Alemannic, High Alemannic, Highest Alemannic, Southern Austro-Bavarian, Central Austro-Bavarian and Northern Austro-Bavarian. [wikipedia]

      when the feuding statelets came together they had to settle on High German as the "common language" but make no mistake the country came first, the common language came after.

    5. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Italy. Italy was not a sovereign state until the unification of the Dukedom of Milan with the Kingdom of Naples, Sicilia and large parts of the Holy See, which happened in 1861.

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    6. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Agreed. USA 237 years old? Does April 9th, 1865 ring a bell?

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    7. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Both Italy and Germany didn't form from randomly collected smaller states. All states that joined Germany in 1871 were either member states of the Holy Roman Empire until 1806 or at least had predecessors that were. Similarly with Italy. All states that joined Italy in 1861 were on the territory of the Kingdom of Italy as founded by Odoacer in 476 AD.

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    8. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by bfandreas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which is why the first stanza of the Deutschlandlied(Deutschland über alles) is horribly misunderstood. It was composed to commemorate the CULTURAL unity. Not the NATIONAL one. There was a bit of a civil war in 1848 in bits of Germany to achieve that but it sort of...fizzled. When the king of Prussia was first offered the position of Emperor by the people he flatly refused it as a "pig's crown". The people could in his understanding not choose their king. That was up to god. Who it turned out to live in France. Versailles to be precise.
      Which kind of highlights the huge difference between mainland European monarchy and the one in England. England had a regular parliament of sorts since the Provisions of Oxford in 1258 even if it was only used to levy taxes without too much of a revolt. And every monarch who went against it met a bad end afterwards. Except Henry VIII. Who propably was the only absolutistic(ish) monarch since William the Bastard's line drowned.

      Honestly, putting a clear date next to a sovereign state is bound to stir an argument. I do not know what that was supposed to be good for. It's like painting a border around Israel and hoping that nobody will object. Ask a Glaswegian how old the UK is and he won't give you the 1066 date. Thistles, leeks, lions...there's bound to be a huge and pointless argument. And that's even before waking up the French. There might even be a war.

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    9. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Yes, the death knell of the Army of Northern Virginia.

    10. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Xolotl · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's what you don't get: He's not talking about existence as a culture, he's talking about being recognized as an independent nation-state. (...)

      Poland was divided between three Empires at the end of the 18th. Officially the Czar was Polish Head of State, but he didn't give the Poles any autonomy, and ran his bit of Poland as if it was merely another Oblast of Russia, so the Poles don;t count that as independence.

      No, but they count the time before the partitions as independence. Poland existed as an independent and recognised state with the same name and in substantially the same geographical location with the same captial city for hundreds of years prior. What happened in 1918 was not 'gaining independence' and creating a new state as in the US in 1776, but re-gaining independence. The current Polish state considers itself a continuation of that earlier one, and no Pole would say that their country is 95 years old.

    11. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Xolotl · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll give you the same capital. But the borders are completely different.

      Most of what is now Poland has as strong historical ties to Germany as it does to Poland. Silesia, Prussia, and Pomerania alone are damn near 50% of the current Republic's territory and none of them was firmly in Poland's control at any time between 1400 and the Versailles treaty.

      You're lumping various smaller duchies and principalities in the those territories together, when at various times (even after 1400) they owed allegiance variously and variably to Poland or various German states. For example the Duchy of Oswiecim was unambiguously and legally Polish from 1457. Trying to fit those regions into modern notions of nationalism doesn't work.

      ... if the Belarussians or Ukraineans decided to pick up the mantle of the old Republic it would be very hard for us poor foreigners to tell who was full of shit. Belurussian ethnicity was as much a core of that old Republic as Poles, and they ended up with more of old Poland's territory then new Poland did.

      In terms of area only, not in terms of population or major cities (except Lviv and Vilnius). As for ethnicity, yes, Belorussian or Ukrainian or Lithuanian ethnicity was very much part of the Commonwealth, but so was Polish (as in, the Greater Poland, Lesser Poland, Mazovia etc) ethnicity, and Polish was the dominant language in all those areas for many years.

      Keep in mind that the rules of this are clear: independence is your birthday. If we let anybody change it we have to let everybody change it. ....

      In other words polish history gave them a choice. They could choose to interpret Congress Poland as a legitimate Polish government co-equal to the Czars and therefore a constant continuation of the prior government, or they could look really young in country-age lists compiled by Americans who haven't really put in the effort to understand their history. They chose the latter.

      Sorry, but the "rules" are being applied arbitrarily. After WW2 the Provisional Government declared the Vichy governemnt unconstitutional and illegal, meaning there was no continuation of prior government from 1940 until 1944. Why is the "birthday" of France not counted as 1944? Or Or if you prefer 1789, when the Ancien Regime was toppled? Celebrated to this day. Or Austria, also brought into being as an independent state in 1918 from what had been the Austro-Hungarian Empire - and if the United Kingdom is to be counted as different from England and not a continuation of it, then logically the Austro-Hungarian Empire is also not the same as pre-Empire Austria and not the same as post-Empire (post 1918) Austria. Or if, instead, you go by "Independence Day" Austria would "date" from 1955:

      Treaty for the re-establishment of an independent and democratic Austria, signed in Vienna on the 15 May 1955

      And similar arguments can be made (in both directions) for Russia, China, Japan ....

    12. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Sorry, correction of the correction. In 146 BC, Macedonia was conquered by the Roman Empire. So I was not talking about the macedonian conquest of the Greek municipalities, which happened about 170 years earlier.

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    13. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by mdragan · · Score: 1

      Here's what you don't get: He's not talking about existence as a culture, he's talking about being recognized as an independent nation-state.

      A lot of people are not getting it, and it's the author's fault. He calls the article and talks repeatedly about the "age of a country", when in fact, as you say, he is calculating the time since the last successful struggle for independence. No wonder people don't understand what he is doing, since even he doesn't know. What would you call the time since the last struggle for independence? Birth of the modern nation? That is a new concept, and by that standard, all nations are very young. And in that case don't use the word "country" (it means a lot of other things, compared to nation).

    14. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So in other words it's a statistical run-around to make Americans feel better about their lack of history?

      My country won't declare it's independence until some time next year - but anyone that tried to say we haven't been a country for the last 1000 years would get treated to a blunt surprise courtesy of my forehead. A tiny, piece of shit, totally lacking a spine and run by witless fuck-bodies for 1000 years kind-of-country - but a country none-the-less!

    15. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      I'll give you Oswiecim (better known by it's German name, Auschtwitz), but the vast majority of Silesia was part of Bohemia. Which meant that as of the early 18th it belonged to Austria, and it passed to Prussia by the mid-18th in the Silesian Wars. Prussian Silesia and the bits of East Prussia Stalin gave new Poland alone are about a third of the current country's land area.

      As for the rules, you're intentionally misinterpreting them. There is only one rule. It is that the popular answer within a country as to it's independence day is what goes on the list. That is, in many cases, related to objectively true history because it is simply objectively true that prior to July 1776 there was no America. Even that "objectively true" fact is extremely deceiving because the date most Americans give is July 4th, but the actual day the resolution was passed was July 2nd.

      If most Poles answer the question "when was your country independent?" with a date in 1918 then 1918 is the year used on the list. The fact that Poles would immediately give you seventeen bajillion paragraphs explaining that it's really fucking complicated is irrelevant. What's relevant is their answer to the question. The entire point of the rule is to render those "it's complicated" paragraphs irrelevant, because if you admit it's complicated for Poland you're gonna have to delve deeply into the history of all 196 countries on the list.

      Even some really simple ones can be legally quite complicated. In the late 70s Trudeau of Canada wanted to create a Canadian Bill of Rights. Under the Canadian Constitution he needed all 10 provinces to ok the deal, and Quebec said no. Officially they wanted to re-negotiate their deal with the rest of the country, but everyone knew they were just being dicks. Then he noticed the official name of Canada's Constitution was British North America Act. So he got Thatcher to amend the British North America Act, adding the "Charter of Rights and Freedoms," included a clause saying that would never work again, and told everyone he was repatriating the Canadian Constitution. And everyone went along with it because fuck Quebec. So is Canada's date of independence 1867 or 1982?

      I consider that a clever Parliamentary maneuver, not prima facia evidence Canada was not independent in 1981. But there is a definite legal case to be made that if the Mother Country can amend your Constitution you aren't independent.

      This is in response to your post re the UK and Russia:
      To an extent you have a point.

      OTOH, unions of nations that are recognized as single nations by the international community are always going to be problematic for a list of dates of independence. If we're judging this list based on double-standards then the question isn't "Has this guy picked the most logical standard?," it's "Does he always use the same standard?" And the answer to that question is yes. He's defining countries basically entirely by their status as sovereign states, and a Union by definition is only one sovereign state. When the Union breaks up that's the independence day for it's members.

      As for the answer to the question he asks, in Russia there's actually a day celebrating the fall of the Soviet Union which is frequently referred to as Russian Independence Day, and the Brits are pretty clear the closest thing Britain has to an independence day is the date the Act of Union was signed.

      The UK, BTW, is a more centralized union in legal terms then any Brit will admit. If 2/3 of English MPs decided to turn Scotland into a "nuclear testing zone" without letting any Scots leave then all Scots would die. 2/3 of English MPs are a majority, and all laws in the UK (including the British Constitution, who gets to be Queen, etc.) are subject to amendment by majority vote in parliament.

    16. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      For one thing you're even more confused then the list-writer if you think 'country' is less ambiguous then 'nation.' Nation can refer to everyone who speaks a language, which means the "Spanish nation" could just be talking about people from Spain, or it could include people who identify as Spanish-Canadians (who may not know Spanish), or it could include all of Mexico/Central America/Columbia/etc. And that's assuming everyone agrees on where languages start and stop. For example, my Scottish grandmother was strongly opposed to the people who told her she'd grown up speaking a unique language called Scots. To her it was bastard dialect, much inferior to the King's English her mother insisted she speak. If the list-writer had wanted maximum clarity he should have said nation-state, but that would be pretty formal language for an internet listicle.

      As for how hard he should work to explain this, keep in mind that the only people who seem to care about this are European. Europe is pretty much the only continent where an ancient nation can re-appear on the map after being conquered. Everywhere else you get conquered, and you either co-opt the Conquerors (ie: China), or declare yourself a completely new nation once you get rid of your conquerors (ie: Africa, the entire Western Hemisphere, India, Vietnam). Nobody else really goes through cycles of being independent and then being conquered, while insisting the being conquered bits make you the most oppressed nation in history, but they do not (in any way) make your country young.

      The only thing more annoying then a Euro trying to prove his nation is superior to all the others (generally by switching between a 1000-year-old myth and tyrannies inflicted by the Soviets), is some South American nationalist whose gotten three other South American nationalists to recognize a legal principle and is stunned that outside of South American nobody gives a damn.

    17. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by mdragan · · Score: 1

      I was reacting to your statement that I quoted. No, he did not say "independent nation-state", and perhaps that's one piece of the confusion.

      No, I don't think "nation" is less ambiguous, it's just that it's a "newer" notion (that you also suggested would fit his categorization) that has appeared in the timeframe that the author seems to target: during the last struggle for independence of a lot of the countries. But no, I don't think nation is a better idea just an alternative that seems to fit his line of thinking.

      And in regards to the European thing, no I was not thinking about Europe. What struck me was India in comparison with China and Japan. I think he used a double standard in the case of those countries.

      In the end I think the exercise that this guy has performed is useless, with a clear bias, and it should have been obvious that it would cause controversy.

    18. Re:Incredible mistakes in Europe... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      India has many old cultures, but it is not an old country in the sense that list-writer was using the term because the Mauryas and the British were the only people to own all (or even 75%) of modern India. The Mauryas fell in 185 BC. As a region of the world it hosts dozens (or hundreds, depending how you count) of cultures that are older then Judaism, but as a unified entity it's history starts with the British. Since the Indians didn't consider the British government of their sub-continent to be "their government" in any meaningful sense of the term they date the founding of their country to the late 40s.

      As for the Chinese and Japanese, the Japanese are fine. They have continuity to their ancient governments via the Emperor, who is descended from the Sun-Goddess Amaterasu. The Chinese have more trouble, but the point of the list wasn't to create some arbitrary definition of "country" and then sit down with 196 experts in all 196 nations on the list and pin-point the exact day the country fit it. That would have cost a lot of money, and gone to plenty of strange places.

      On this very thread I've had people argue Canada wasn't independent until 1982 due to a Constitutional maneuver Trudeau used. On previous threads I've had people claim the US stopped being a Republic in 1913 because we passed the 17th Amendment. I had to look that one up. It's direct election of Senators. The 16th Amendment (Income Tax), and the no-slavery-we-really-mean-it Amendments (14 and 15) were all huge Constitutional changes that had a larger impact on day-to-day life in the US then the actual Revolution did. Heck the adoption of the Constitution in 1789 was huge. Much bigger then any change the Japanese have ever made. Prior to the Constitution we had no Head of State, after the Constitution we had a President. OTOH the Japanese have always had a descendent of Amaterasu as Head of State. And I still haven't gotten to women voting.

      As to the point of the list, I believe the entire point of every internet list is to piss people off. Pissed off people call you stupid, which means more eyeballs as people try to figure out whether you are, in fact, stupid. With a list like this there's no point in inserting bias, particularly if you're an American writing for Americans. As an American you know most of Europe is older, lots of Asian countries are older; but that other Western Hemisphere states, the Africans, and some Old World states are younger, so you're gonna be somewhere in the middle. You pick a simple methodology (in this case: when is the most recent day people in the country commemorate as an independence day), and then rake in the ad-money after the countries that swear they're old but had independence interrupted (ie: Poland, Sweden) freak out.

  9. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    So he's dating it from the Act of Union in 1707 that created the United Kingdom.

  10. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "England" may be 1000+ years old but 1) it's far from certain that it's the same "England" as today, and 2) it was a subsidiary of Normandy, Inc. for quite some time, pardon my Middle French.

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  11. Re:If a King rules a Kingdom, by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

    A count, I presume? (Although nowadays, from what people are telling me, it more like someone called a "countant" rules the land, or how this horrible notion is spelled.)

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  12. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm happy here in the UK, enjoying the thousands of years of history.

    Speaking of history, you obviously didn't pay attention in class. The UK is only 306 years old (Acts of Union in 1706 and 1707). And you folks complain about Americans not understanding the difference between England/Scotland/Wales, Britain and the UK.

    P.S. If you see the queen, say happy Independence Day for me.

  13. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be 2013-1066 = 947?

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  14. Poland existed hundreds years before 1918. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Author assumed, that a country didn't exist before getting independence. That is not always true because a country may lost independence temporarily and regain it later. For example Poland exists since 966 (1047 years) but wasn't independent from 1975 to 1918 and during some other periods, like WW2 and communism. Author took year 1918 and concluded Poland is 95 years old which is not true.

    1. Re:Poland existed hundreds years before 1918. by Sique · · Score: 1

      It is true, because the Poland of the Rzeczpospolita until 1795 was a completely different state than the Poland today - even on partly different territory. There is for instance no continious tradition of laws and political institutions. Yes, the parliament of the Rzeczpospolita was called Sejm like the one today, but there is no continious political tradition of political parties between the old Sejm and the new one. There are for instance no remainings of the old Union of Lublin and the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

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    2. Re:Poland existed hundreds years before 1918. by Motard · · Score: 2

      It's not a troll, but it is clearly a July 4th inspired post. You know how I figured that out? By reading the following sentence;
      "Today is the United States' 237th birthday" No need to look at the post date.

      This clearly is not a scholarly review of history, but a set of factoids directed at those who deride the U.S. as colonial rubes because their nation has only been around for a couple of hundred years. I've previously been surprised that Germany didn't even exist until the 1800's. Italy wasn't Italy until relatively recently as well.

      In terms of a national identity, combined with a continuously stable political environment, the US is indeed challenging arguably older societies on those metrics.

  15. Completely incorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is (almost definitely) a completely incorrect method to calculate "the average age of a country". The statistic provided here is the average age of (a sample of) countries existing at present, not the average age of countries that have existed. The difference might seem pedantic, but it has an immense effect on the computed statistic, because it excludes countries which existed briefly, no matter how recently. Some geographical locations have been through many, many sovereignties during the 158.78 years quoted. (This could be called left-censored data, because everything is excluded if it is not current at the moment of observation).

    A better statistic might be the mean duration of countries that have existed over the last few centuries, which will slightly underestimate due to countries that will continue to exist (which could be called right-censored data).

    A further improvement would be to take the median, because country life-spans are likely to have a strongly skewed distribution, perhaps approximating Pareto distribution, with a long, thin tail of a small number of very long lifespans.

    1. Re:Completely incorrect! by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is (almost definitely) a completely incorrect method to calculate "the average age of a country". The statistic provided here is the average age of (a sample of) countries existing at present, not the average age of countries that have existed. The difference might seem pedantic, but it has an immense effect on the computed statistic, because it excludes countries which existed briefly, no matter how recently. Some geographical locations have been through many, many sovereignties during the 158.78 years quoted. (This could be called left-censored data, because everything is excluded if it is not current at the moment of observation).

      A better statistic might be the mean duration of countries that have existed over the last few centuries, which will slightly underestimate due to countries that will continue to exist (which could be called right-censored data).

      A further improvement would be to take the median, because country life-spans are likely to have a strongly skewed distribution, perhaps approximating Pareto distribution, with a long, thin tail of a small number of very long lifespans.

      The definition of a when a country was created is also hard to pin down.

      Looking at what should be a simple answer is the United States. The easy answer is to count from July 4th 1776 when the political entity 'The United States of America' declared itself independent. But there are any number of problems with this approach:

      1. The majority of the land that currently comprises USA was not part of it in 1776.
      2. The revolutionaries originally considered themselves 13 independent entities, loosely related by a group of common interests.
      3. The original government (The Articles of Confederation) was superseded by The Constitution.
      4. You could make some noise about the US Civil War, but the North never acknowledged the South's independence, and the rest of the objections would probably be covered by #1
      5. OTOH, if you find #3 compelling, you could possibly argue that amendments to the constitution are a new governing document. The problem there is that it's hard to argue that, say, the passage of the 27th amendment represents a fundamental change in the governance of the US, but you could definitely make a case for the Reconstruction Era amendments (13-15) being a fundamental change. So if you accept this, then you need to have some kind of test to determine whether or not an amendment represent enough change to be considered a new government.

      And those are just some of the issues at hand for ONE country on the list. Multiply that by 200, and you've got a real mess.

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  16. Not Gaussian by JanneM · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure* the distribution is not Gaussian, so the mean is a misleading statistic. At least add the median as well.

    Also, as others have pointed out, there seems to be some rather problematic methodological issues with the way age is defined and used in the data set.

    * This is Slashdot; you didn't think I would go and actually check, do you?

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    1. Re:Not Gaussian by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      That's not what the GP said. Of course one can find the mean of a non-Gaussian distribution. But how informative is a mean of a highly skewed distribution?

    2. Re:Not Gaussian by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Very. From looking at the average, were you able to tell that some countries are older than 1 century? If you had to buy candles to celebrate all anniversaries this year, could you make a useful guess? Could you estimate the probability that a country would cease to exist this year?

      The distribution of data is not a prerequisite for the average to be informative or useful. Consider the average weight of an adult human. It's worse than skewed, it's a bimodal distribution. But the average is still very informative. Would a more detailed view of the data be more useful, yes. But it's silly and ignorant to tie usefulness of data to it being Gaussian.

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    3. Re:Not Gaussian by JanneM · · Score: 2

      I was not saying to do away with the mean altogether. What I'm saying is that the median is a much more informative statistic than the mean for non-Gaussian distributions. You're trying to get at the "typical" value for a population, but for strongly non-Gaussian distributions the mean is not actually very typical.

      A good example would be salaries for a whole economy, or yearly income for musicians. The mean will be skewed by a small population of individuals with a very high income, giving you a misleadingly high mean when the typical worker or musician actually makes quite a bit less.

      Giving both the mean and the median would be the best option; that would give you a sense of skewness of the distribution as well.

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    4. Re:Not Gaussian by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      And I'm saying that normalcy is a side issue. There are many non-Gaussian distributions for which average and still be more informative. Median is useful for some needs, average for others.

      The obsession with normal distributions is a rookie mistake. Saying the median could be more informative is ok. Saying the median could be more informative because something is non-Gaussian is wrong.

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  17. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Vreejack · · Score: 1

    They will be getting their bonfires ready to burn an effigy of a member of that hacker's group, Anonymous.

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  18. Re:If a King rules a Kingdom, by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

    A quick couple of searches doesn't seem to immediately turn up a definition for "countant", but a Count is in charge of a County.

  19. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Norman invasion didn't create England. England was created through the uniting of the Saxon kingdoms by Aethelstan in 927.

  20. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by cheesybagel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. If a country merged with some other country, or was temporaly invaded by another, then for these guys its as if this country did not exist beforehand. I mean just look at the Iberian Peninsula or France. The borders have been mostly stable for yonks and look at the claimed age. Just pathetic.

    So dear US readers... Please explain to me why the UK is as old as the Act of Union while you did not measure the age of your country starting with the annexation of Texas or some other quaint date like that.

  21. Interesting I though I would try this: by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Interesting I though I would try this: by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 1

      But I think I can find a better way of wording it.

    2. Re:Interesting I though I would try this: by GumphMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Oh we've got both kinds, we've got country and western."

      As sensible an answer as the OP

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  22. Former countries? by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    What about former countries? Yugoslavia? How old is Serbia? It wasn't a country while it was part of Yugoslavia.
    The list goes on and on.

    1. Re:Former countries? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Look, this isn't deep.

      Serb independence on this list is dated to whenever the current Serb government dates it's independence. Serbs date that to the dissolution of Yugoslavia seven years ago, so it's seven. It's not necessarily accurate (the difference between "Yugoslavia" and "Serbia" is a lot smaller then the Serbs claimed), but it is rigorously fair.

      If you want a 100% accurate, perfect list then why don;t you do some of this research yourself. There's only 200 or so countries, and you'll only offend a Billion or so if you get China wrong, so really it's a trivial task. There's no way at all lazy people will flame you on the internet without even reading the report.

  23. Canada by danbob999 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't fully sovereign until 1982. So there is more than political sovereignty in this map.

    1. Re:Canada by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Canada wasn't fully sovereign until 1982.

      Canada is a country now? Really? Historically it was just a dumping ground for unrepentant Tories (tell the Francophones and First Nations we're sorry about that).

    2. Re:Canada by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm]
      Canadians. So trusting. Trudeau would never try to push through major Constitutional changes, be thwarted by an asshole from Quebec, and then outflank the guy by singlehandedly convincing the entire country they'd been on crack since 1867. Independence had been faked, they needed a whole process called repatriation. And whadyaknow, repatriating just happens to outflank the Premier of Quebec and allow the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to pass.

      That would be way too cynical.
      [/sarcasm]

      Let me put it to you this way. If Mackenzie Lyon King and the Premier of Quebec decided to add some MLAs to the Quebec Legislative Assembly*, that requires a Constitutional Amendment because the Legislative Assembly is set at 65 in Section 80. To amend the document they need a majority vote in the Legislative Assembly, the Legislative Council, and both houses of Federal Parliament. They do that. Then they decide that they aren't gonna bother to send a memo to Britain and ask for the British north America Act to be officially amended. Do you think the Courts would rule the Amendment was invalid and there were only 65 Riodings in the Legislative Assembly elections? I don't.

      *In Mackenzie King's day the Quebec National Assembly was called the Legislative Assembly and there was also an upper house called the Legislative Council. Today there's just the national Assembly.

  24. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    It created the United Kingdom of Great Britain. The current composition of the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) is less than a century old.

  25. Re:If a King rules a Kingdom, by excursive · · Score: 1

    It was a pun.

  26. u need to look at dead countries. by happyjack27 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if you're looking for average lifespan of a country, you have to actually look at countries that are no longer around. since ones that are alive you have no idea of how long they will continue to be alive. maybe one day, maybe a thousand years. if all the countries you sampled are still around then your sample size - as far as survival time is concerned - is effectively zero. you could assume an exponential probability distribution and try to compose a maximum likelihood estimate based on they all will live longer than they have been around, or on average their expectation is twice as long as they've been around, but still... why make such extrapolations when you can use actual samples from countries that are no longer around?

  27. We're not celebrating political sovereignty by excursive · · Score: 1

    We didn't gain that until some time later. We're celebrating the declaration of intention to gain sovereignty.

    1. Re:We're not celebrating political sovereignty by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Depends on what part of the country you're talking about. New England was de facto independent by July 4, 1776. Much of the rest of the country was under foreign occupation, but we fixed that.

    2. Re:We're not celebrating political sovereignty by Motard · · Score: 2

      I'm curious as to why you chose to respond this post in the way you did. I mean, if it was just to be pedantic, it's a big fail.

      There was almost a year of war before July 4th and several years after.

      July 4th, is not V-Day. It's F-U-George III Day.

  28. Re:Terrible Methodology by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Informative

    He's using political dates for all countries.

    If you ask a Pole when his country became independent he will tell that it was when the last King of Congress Poland (aka: the Czar) fell in 1918. If you ask a Swede when his country became independent he'll give you 1523, when the Danes were thrown out. The Chinese, Japanese, and French all claim direct lineage to states founded a long time before that.

    You can argue that the French and Chinese are full of shit, or that the "age of a country" like Poland can't accurately be calculated by it's independence day. You cannot argue that the author used a double-standard.

  29. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 3, Informative

    You may call it Independence Day, but over here it's just the anniversary of when we finally got shot of those troublesome colonies started by religious fanatics.
     

    Rationalize all you want - we beat you. As for those religious fanatics, you should have known better than to go up against them They were the same variety that beheaded your king in 1649.

  30. Re: If a King rules a Kingdom, by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    You missed the joke.

  31. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The Norman invasion didn't create England. England was created through the uniting of the Saxon kingdoms by Aethelstan in 927.

    You consider it the same country even after the Normans trounced you, completely changed the government and aristocracy, and even started to change the language almost beyond recognition. Yeah, right.

  32. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please explain to me why the UK is as old as the Act of Union while you did not measure the age of your country starting with the annexation of Texas or some other quaint date like that.

    Mentioning Texas is hitting below the belt.

  33. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by KiloByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the other hand, this site lists Austria as 1037 years old, Hungary as 1012. Please remind me, what country did that guy named Franz Joseph rule?

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  34. Stupid definition by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    I do not see that people are primarily defined by what government they're under. Human relationships are less bounded, more amorphous, more interwoven than the neat lines and branches nationalism would imply.

    Come on! The Assyrian people didn't go away because their empire ended; there's an identifiable group of them living today. The local past didn't disappear when nations like modern Germany and Italy united out of their former parts. People don't sever their family relationships and traditions at the border. That's just a tribal us/them line of thought convenient mostly for authoritarians and warmongers.

    This is why we need to quit reading history books that define our past by nations and wars. Biology, culture and philosophy and technology are not so bounded.

    1. Re: Stupid definition by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      History is important! Nationalism is not...

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  35. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by bfandreas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep. England is older than the UK. But it's the UK that's on the map. The Acts of Union created a new entity. This is not an Edward Longshanks style of conquest. And it happened just a couple of decades after England had been conquered by the Netherlands.

    Frankly that guy armed with Wikipedia and Excel either had a lot of balls or was blissfully unaware into what kind of mess he just stepped. Just wait until the French wake up in the morning.

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  36. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 5, Informative

    A thousand years ago England was French so ooh la la rosbif.

    Actually it was Norman, which isn't quite the same thing. The Normans spoke French but were Norsemen who'd settled in Normandy only a century or two before the Norman Conquest. Even the name "Norman" derives from "Norse".

  37. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

    ...and got conquered again by William in 1689 who ousted the legitimate sovereign. And after the Stuart line finally died out was ruled by Germans.

    England/the UK doesn't have a linear history. It's a squiggly line that breaches several dimensions and branches all over Europe. As history tends to do. A jolly mess it is. If you want to properly fuxor your brain do the same for the same time frame for Germany.

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  38. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

    That's a rather simplistic view on the Commonwealth. You'd just as well might say that WW1 was had to keep the imperialistic German huns at bay.

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  39. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    European here living in the States.

    And I truly find the saying "the English think 100
    miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time" to be really accurate!

  40. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by mrbester · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And we returned the favour by owning more of France than the French for over 300 years. Not content with that we then had the largest empire the world had ever seen. Not bad for a little island of drizzle.

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  41. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by radiumsoup · · Score: 1

    you mean "some guys who lived here beat some other guys that were sent over here by people who used to live where you live". There's a difference.

  42. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Motard · · Score: 1

    We change presidents every 4-8 years. Not governments. And the language we're changing is yours (assuming you're a Brit AC). ;)

  43. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Motard · · Score: 1

    By that logic, the Roman Empire ceased to exist when they conquered Naples.

  44. Re:Utterly Meaningless Numbers by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Obligatory: New Cuyama

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  45. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    In terms of the current "regime" in England, it could be best called the form of the government following Oliver Cromwell's republic. That was 1660, thus only 353 years even if you count just England and not the whole UK.

    That is still a pretty good run under the current "constitution" which exists in that part of the world. Most other countries have a much shorter period of time, and even America went through a couple major government changes in that same length of time.

  46. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the US side it really under-states things.

    Americans will accept a daily commute of 100 miles (50 miles a way), and won't understand why you didn't drive 150 miles out of your way to see them on the holidays. After all it's only two-and-a-half hours.

    OTOH things that happened even 50 years ago (like the Civil Rights Movement) are ancient history.

  47. Re: If a King rules a Kingdom, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cut 'em some slack. It isn't a pun in the language of Wooshdom.

  48. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Franz Joseph didn't rule a country, he ruled several, Austria and Hungary among them.

  49. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, this site lists Austria as 1037 years old, Hungary as 1012. Please remind me, what country did that guy named Franz Joseph rule?

    That would be the Austro-Hungarian EMPIRE.

    In case you hadn't heard, an EMPIRE is a group of countries with a common ruler.

    In the case of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austria and Hungary were countries that were PART of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Along with pieces of Germany and Italy and bits of various Balkan places...

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  50. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    I'd reply if I could parse that sentence.

  51. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    Huh? America changes "adminstrations" about every eight years (with the potential to have them change every four.... or more frequently due to "other events"), but that isn't changing governments except in the sense like the British get a new "government" each time they get a new Prime Minister. It is even less so, as often Speakers of the House (the most equivalent of the House of Commons in the USA) survive past individual presidents and have their own rotation of power. Add to that changes in the Chief Justice in the Supreme Court (which is usually how eras are noted in that body) which happen on the range of decades or longer, and then dealing with the "President pro tempore of the Senate" adding more nuances, it definitely isn't every four years and not even close to what happens in a typical parliamentary system much less whole new constitutions.

    Countries like Brazil and Turkey, on the other hand, do have a tradition of changing governments on a much more regular basis... usually by military coup that either arrests or even executes the respective president and drastically re-writes the constitution each time. Clearly different governments with even different government philosophies have arisen from each change of government, and most of the "laws" were even rewritten from scratch (for the most part). That is exactly what is happening right now in Egypt.

    On the other hand, the change from the Articles of Confederation to the current U.S. Constitution did represent a major and sweeping change of government more akin to what normally happens after a coup.

  52. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    2) it was a subsidiary of Normandy, Inc. for quite some time, pardon my Middle French.

    Not quite. You could say that they had the same CEO, and Normandy had priority in certain matters, but saying England was a subsidiary of Normandy would be fairly wrong. England was still a kingdom while Normandy was just a duchy.

  53. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    That's a rather simplistic view on the Commonwealth.

    Anybody around here familiar with something called "humor"?

  54. Civil War by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Did you assess the US based on the beginning of the Civil War, or today's current date? Because legally, it was a different country - a different government rulers, different governmental rules, and with different laws - enforced upon the losers of the war by those who won.

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    1. Re:Civil War by Motard · · Score: 1

      Legally it was a different country? Really? To what extranational slave endorsing legal system are you referring?

    2. Re:Civil War by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Don't bother arguing with a neo-Reb - they still haven't gotten used to the fact that the traitors lost.

    3. Re:Civil War by Motard · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's a confederate. I think he's just practicing for the Snowden legal gymnastic world championships.

    4. Re:Civil War by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't. No more than the US is a different country any time some yahoo militia declares itself an independent nation.

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    5. Re:Civil War by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      technically you could treat each state as a separate country and look at their ages independent of the American empire.

    6. Re:Civil War by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      When a corporate body composed of 13 members has 6 of those members decide they no longer want to be participatory, and leave... and those 7 say "no, you can't leave" and decide to perform a hostile takeover of the assets/whatever of the 6... you have not only one structural/independence reorganization but two between the previous corporation of 13 and the newly conquered and whole corporation of 13.

      You should read a bit more about the Civil War and what happened afterwards with the laws and treatment of the South during Reconstruction. And no, I'm not from the South, I'm just informed.

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    7. Re:Civil War by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That's probably a much better approach, because that's actually how the individual states were initially formed - separate but 'equal', in the same way that Greece wasn't considered a singular country/state when the Spartans and Athens ruled, they were considered a peoples composed of many different states, a unified culture.

      Today, the US is anything but a unified culture, but we're legally a single entity. Kinda backwards. People used to have more freedom of self association than today, to be sure.

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    8. Re:Civil War by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Hmm. If the south had won, then yes, the two newly formed countries would have had their clocks reset.

      The North won, which maintained the line of governance, so the US of A has lasted since 1776 or whenever. The CSA lasted for a few years.

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    9. Re:Civil War by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      And yet, France counts its founding from the beginning of the 5th Republic in 1958.

      Just because the current government considers itself to have a continuous nationhood and it's commonly accepted does not mean it's so - it's based on ignorance of a great deal of history and does nothing but legitimize the tyrannical actions of the Northern federal government.

      Before the Civil War, the US was a constitutional republic. After, it was a federal democracy which had denigrated the constitution to a mere side node through its actions.

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  55. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    ...and all those Yankee Doodle Dandies.

  56. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by XcepticZP · · Score: 1, Informative

    Apparently you're the one not familiar with humor... Seeing as none of your posts on this matter are found funny.

  57. Re:This data is wrong by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

    Judging that is really tricky. The Swedes, for example, haven't really had a revolution since the Napoleonic Wars, which wasn't so much a change in form of government as a change in who ran the government. Since then they haven't replaced the Constitution because in 1810 there was no Constitution to replace, but they have passed no less then three major new documents which make a four-document Constitution. It's really hard to pick a date for their Constitution?

    That said most of Europe has had Communists rise and fall since 1789, unification wars, Civil Wars, been France, etc. I'd guess the Danes, Swedes, Brits, and European microstates may have a claim to older Constitutional orders then us. San Marino actually has a six-document Constitution from 1600 that's still in force.

  58. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Motard · · Score: 1

    No, it derives from Norris. Which explains why they were so badass.

  59. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by KiloByte · · Score: 2

    Depends what definition of the word "country" you use. Indeed, it can mean both "sovereign state" and merely a "political entity". Other than for the United Kingdom, though, the latter usually bears other names, like "state" or "land".

    So, we have three levels here:
    * a fully independent, sovereign state (USA, Germany, United Kingdom, in the past the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth)
    * a division with its own laws and parliament: California, Texas, Bavaria, Scotland
    * a voivodship/province/etc

    You can place the cut-off either at level one or level two. My complaint here is that this page uses inconsistent criteria.

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  60. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    Even though the German empire existed since 1870, Bavaria had a King up through World War I. Bavaria existed long before Germany. Different countries have different rules.

  61. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    In case you hadn't heard, an EMPIRE is a group of countries with a common ruler.

    In the case of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austria and Hungary were countries that were PART of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Along with pieces of Germany and Italy and bits of various Balkan places...

    Which is exactly the definition of the United Kingdom: a group of countries with a common ruler. They even participate as separate countries in various sporting events ...

  62. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 5, Informative

    You consider it the same country even after the Normans trounced you, completely changed the government and aristocracy, and even started to change the language almost beyond recognition. Yeah, right.

    Technically, yes, historians do consider it to be the same country. William, Duke of Normandy was persuing a claim to the English throne as a relative of Edward the Confessor.

  63. Re:Any way, long story short: by Motard · · Score: 1

    A couple of hundred years ago, people were reminiscing about the timeframe you are talking about (1688-1815).

  64. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 2

    Yep. England is older than the UK. But it's the UK that's on the map. The Acts of Union created a new entity. This is not an Edward Longshanks style of conquest. And it happened just a couple of decades after England had been conquered by the Netherlands.

    England was not `conquered' by the Netherlands, an essentially bloodless coup was orchestrated by the Stadtholder William of Orange and protestants in the English Parliament to oust James II and replace him with William and his wife Mary (James II;'s daughter and therefore heir) as co-ruler. Both countries remained independent, with only personal union of the monarch (William) linking them.

  65. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Livius · · Score: 3, Funny

    Humor is a medical term. You might be thinking of humour.

  66. France in 843 by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    The date is a bit arbitrary, but I guess this cannot be resolved. One could prefer the french revolution of 1789, but indeed France existed as a kingdom for centuries before that. And it existed again as a kingdom after that, in 1815-1830.

  67. Re:Terrible Methodology by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    He's using political dates for all countries.

    If you ask a Pole when his country became independent he will tell that it was when the last King of Congress Poland (aka: the Czar) fell in 1918.

    No, he will say that is when Poland regained independence, having already been independent before; no Pole would ever agree that Poland did not exist at any time prior to 1918 (unlike the US, which most definately did not exist prior to 1776) and the current state of Poland just like France claims direct lineage to a state ("Poland") founded many hundreds of years before.

    You can argue that the French and Chinese are full of shit, or that the "age of a country" like Poland can't accurately be calculated by it's independence day. You cannot argue that the author used a double-standard.

    Yes, he did. He calculates the age of France from the founding of France in the 9th century, ignoring a bunch of revolutions and upheavals, but the age of Poland from 1918 not the founding of Poland in the 10th century. That is a double standard (for other countries also, France and Poland are just the example here).

  68. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was taking the mikey out of you. Even if they were invited the line between conquest and liberation are quite blurry. William of Orange wasn't very popular. His wife(the only quasi-legitimate link to his kingship being the daughter of the former king) died. When he snuffed it his sister in law was immediately dubbed Good Queen Anne.

    William the Bastard(aka Teh Conqueror) claimed that his cousin Edward the Bloody Idiot(aka Teh Confessor) had promised the English throne to him and that Harold Godwinson had sworn fealty to him. So conquest? Or liberation?

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  69. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by jonfr · · Score: 1

    For the same reasons there are 16 different countries in Germany. They do have common government and external policy. But each one has its different parliament, education system and so on. It is not far from how U.S is set-up, as U.S is made up of several countries it self under one government, parliament and external relations. There are differences between U.S and Germany, but they can be considered a minor ones.

    I live in Denmark, that was created as a state in the 8th century. I also live in a place that was once part of the country Schleswig-Holstein, but is now part of Denmark due to border changes in the year 1920. It has existed since around the year 800 or 900 (not sure). So it is old country with a lot of history.

    Denmark: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark
    Schleswig-Holstein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schleswig-Holstein
    Germany: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany

  70. I'm going with no too. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    If I remember by ancient Greek history correctly, Armenia was called Armenia in the time Alexander was building his empire. Does moving the borders here and there change the meaning of "country"?

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  71. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    William the Bastard(aka Teh Conqueror) claimed that his cousin Edward the Bloody Idiot(aka Teh Confessor) had promised the English throne to him and that Harold Godwinson had sworn fealty to him. So conquest? Or liberation?

    For the Saxons, conquest, an it's called the Norman Conquest even in Britain today. But on the other hand England never became a fief of Normandy, instead William was crowned King of England - i.e. the country remained an independent entity. Make of that what you will.

  72. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aren't they forgetting the Anschluss in 1938? Do we the independence date for France to 1944, when the Germans were kicked out and they got control of their coutnry back? When do you set a date for Italy? Unification in 1870, or with the establishment of the Roman Empire 2000 years earlier? How old is China? Was it established in 1949, 1919, 216BC or 2100 BC? How old is Egypt? 3 days, two years or 5000 years?

  73. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by jonfr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is left of The Roman Empire is now called Liechtenstein. This is not a simple history, in fact it is complex and based on many old treaties that have full legal status even today, some are more then 500 years old. For instant, the country of Prussia existed from the year 1525 to the year 1947. I live in the part of Denmark that was once a part of Prussia, it did go under control of Denmark in the year 1920.

    Prussia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussia
    Liechtenstein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein

    This map is simple at best and only minor part of this history when it comes to countries existence over time.

  74. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

    If latest unification is a criterion, the modern United States of America is only 54 years old, and should we really be counting Great Britain, since it's an EU country and the EU added a new country this week.

  75. Re:Terrible Methodology by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

    He's using political dates for all countries.

    If you ask a Pole when his country became independent he will tell that it was when the last King of Congress Poland (aka: the Czar) fell in 1918.

    No, he will say that is when Poland regained independence, having already been independent before; no Pole would ever agree that Poland did not exist at any time prior to 1918 (unlike the US, which most definately did not exist prior to 1776) and the current state of Poland just like France claims direct lineage to a state ("Poland") founded many hundreds of years before.

    That's a mighty fine distinction to expect an internet list of almost 200 countries to include. It's pretty arrogant to assume that obviously the non-Polish 99.4% of the human race will automatically know that off the top their heads, and will immediately un-do the entire job just because the Polish 0.6% has a case.

    I'm not saying you are wrong. I'm not saying that the list's entirely fair to Poland. I really don't care one way or the other. This is a list on the internet, not a scientific paper. It's based on history. That means there will be judgement calls. That also means that it's going to be unfair to somebody. The way you get around that on this lists is strict standards, which leads me to:

    You can argue that the French and Chinese are full of shit, or that the "age of a country" like Poland can't accurately be calculated by it's independence day. You cannot argue that the author used a double-standard.

    Yes, he did. He calculates the age of France from the founding of France in the 9th century, ignoring a bunch of revolutions and upheavals, but the age of Poland from 1918 not the founding of Poland in the 10th century. That is a double standard (for other countries also, France and Poland are just the example here).

    The standard he uses in all cases is "What will an average citizen say if I ask when his country became independent?" You don't have to like this particular standard, but you do have to admit he applies it rigorously. OTOH the French refuse to admit they were conquered in the 40s, therefore if you ask a Frenchmen when his country gained it's independence he'll give you a very early date.

  76. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    No, Norris is so badass because his name is a contraction of Norse. Everybody fears the Norse.

  77. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by gman003 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Honestly, France beat the British. Not America.

    You know how the Korean War, although ostensibly a war between North and South Korea, was basically a war between the US and China? Yeah. The American Revolution was that, with Britain and France. Of course, our "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" school system and remnants of Manifest Destiny keep most people from thinking of it in those terms, but yeah, that's how it was. A small American rebellion persisted long enough to sap the British strength until some heavy aid from France was enough to shove them out of a war they no longer really cared for.

  78. Re:Terrible Methodology by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    The standard he uses in all cases is "What will an average citizen say if I ask when his country became independent?" You don't have to like this particular standard, but you do have to admit he applies it rigorously. OTOH the French refuse to admit they were conquered in the 40s, therefore if you ask a Frenchmen when his country gained it's independence he'll give you a very early date.

    Well if that's the standard then anyone living in England will say 927 or 1066, someone in Scotland 843 or perhaps 1037, and so on, the Act of Union is essentially ignored by average citizens (and indeed had almost negligible impact on them). I also very much doubt the Chinese would say 1949, or the Russians 1991. The ridiculousness of this notion is underscored by the fact that people in other countries referred to the both the largest component of the Soviet Union and often to the Soviet Union itself as Russia all through the 20th Century, and the same with China, Poland, France, Austria etc etc etc.

  79. Re:Terrible Methodology by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    That's a mighty fine distinction to expect an internet list of almost 200 countries to include. It's pretty arrogant to assume that obviously the non-Polish 99.4% of the human race will automatically know that off the top their heads, and will immediately un-do the entire job just because the Polish 0.6% has a case.

    And yet "what the average citizen [of that country] will say", not the other 99% of people, is the criterion you give a few lines later ...

    This isn't about Poland as such, it's about the fact that the author applies his own rule arbitrarily and frequently at odds with what the inhabitants of that country would say.

  80. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    an essentially bloodless coup was orchestrated by the Stadtholder William of Orange

    Bloodless? There's a bunch of corpses buried in Reading that might well dispute that claim. Aye, and not to mention, me laddie, there's a whole lot o' Scots and Irish who will happily kick you in the nadgers for suggesting it was bloodless.

    In any case, the fact that the people of England supported the invader doesn't mean it wasn't a foreign invasion, unless you're hopelessly devoted to the myth that England hasn't been invaded since William.

  81. Higgs Day by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    He lost me at "That is the occasion we're celebrating today, right?", wrong. Today is Higgs Day - one year since the announcement of the Higgs!

  82. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    You may call it Independence Day, but over here it's just the anniversary of when we finally got shot of those troublesome colonies started by religious fanatics.

    Rationalize all you want - we beat you. As for those religious fanatics, you should have known better than to go up against them They were the same variety that beheaded your king in 1649.

    No, we didn't beat them, as you so childishly state. We were born a couple hundred years after a war to which we have no personal connection.

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  83. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When the Romans ran the show there, it was called Brittany. Emperor Hadrian's wall is still there, as are all the Roman Architecture at Bath, England (Roman SPA). Yes, Roman columns, statues, etc. They had gladiators in London and everything. The Romans didn't conquer all of the present United Kingdom, but they had a lot of it. The Angles had it exclusively, then the Saxons came over from Normandy and ran it for a while (why you don't eat Pig, but Pork, Not Cow but beef, why Chickens are poultry, and other names of food at court have French sounding names (porc, boeuf, poulet, etc.), yet the old English had names like the old German. When the people who ran the show changed hands over there (1066), the names changed. There have been a lot of changes since then. The history of the place is old. Arthur ran the show just after the Romans left (around AD 400-500). Its hard to even say exactly who was running what, when. Before the Romans got there, Celts were running the place, and others before them, back to the last ice age (about 11,000 BC).

  84. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    FUCK YEAH! that's a simplistic explanation.

    our "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" school system and remnants of Manifest Destiny keep most people from thinking of it in those terms

    Where did you go to school? I learned about the importance of the alliance with France when I was in grade school. My 9 y.o. daughter knows about it so it seems they're still teaching it. How could any American student graduate from high school (more likely middle school) without knowing about Lafayette, French material aid to the US, Franklin as ambassador to France, the importance of the French navy, or the French forces at Yorktown? While you were either attending the worst school in America or not paying attention, you should also have learned about the Spanish and Dutch contributions.

  85. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Evtim · · Score: 1

    - Anybody around here familiar with something called "humor"?

    - Is it like wit?

    P.S. Bonus internet points if you get the reference, the joke and the relevance to this discussion, which so far is a brawl between Brits, Americans, French and Dutch.

    BTW, this study is weird. Warm greetings from the oldest country in Europe that still exists under its original name despite many years of struggle and occupation - Bulgaria ;) 681 AD, and that was the year of signing some piece contract with the East Roman empire; in fact, we were there before that...however, if the person who made this calculation can explain to me why Hungary is listed as 1000 years old and Bulgaria as 100...if he took the Ottoman occupation into consideration, then the Hungarians were also occupied....

  86. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You consider it the same country even after the Normans trounced you, completely changed the government and aristocracy, and even started to change the language almost beyond recognition. Yeah, right.

    Technically, yes, historians do consider it to be the same country. William, Duke of Normandy was persuing a claim to the English throne as a relative of Edward the Confessor.

    Most historians I know consider the nation-state idea to be quite recent, essentially an invention of the 19th century.

    While I could perhaps understand an argument for the 18th century in the case of the United Kingdom, I'd like to see some evidence if you're suggesting serfs yelled at each other in Saxon to "keep calm and carry on."

  87. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by wmac1 · · Score: 1

    For Iran it is mentioned to be just 510 years! (I guess it is based on the date it was renamed from Persia to Iran!). I just don't understand the base of this map.

    Iran had its kings from more than 3000 years ago.

  88. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Koby77 · · Score: 1

    There appear to be a lot of other glaring errors as well. For example, France is listed as 1170, which begs questions such as "who is the current king of France?", or "was the Declaration of the Fifth Republic of 1789 a figment of the imagination"? Also China stands out as being problematic at 2234 years old, which would seemingly ignore the governing constitutions passed since 1954 by Mao Zedong and his supporters.

  89. So Russia is only 22 years old? by qaz123 · · Score: 1

    Just because a country changes its name or political regime it doesn't become a different country.

    1. Re:So Russia is only 22 years old? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      they count it as such because "political system changed". they don't do that for every country though. it's a shit list composed for dickwaving, with shitty research and logical loopholes. for some countries they count it if they added another area to the country on technical level, for some they don't. more importantly the age of USA is pinned at the declaration, but countries which never had to make such declaration none are counted as eternal, but from formation of some type of parliamentary system or irrelevant name change.

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    2. Re:So Russia is only 22 years old? by ikaruga · · Score: 1

      As a Russian who lives in Japan this really is pissing me off. If they aren't counting Imperial Russia Era then they shouldn't count Imperial Japan Era either. Democratic Constitutional Monarchy Japan is only about 63~64 years old.

  90. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

    No. Not true. That would suggest the Roman Empire shrank until just Liechtenstein was left. But it was a part of the Holy Roman Empire (motto: not Holy, not Roman, not an Empire). It was like one of the many small cities and feudal fiefdoms that turned into Germany and Austria in the 19th century, only it didn't turn into German and Austria.

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  91. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by stenvar · · Score: 1

    And to Germans, the Nazi regime is "ancient history" too, while a handful of 18th and 19th century writers and composers supposedly demonstrate the enormous superiority of German culture.

    People's historical memory is rather selective and nonlinear.

  92. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by gl4ss · · Score: 2

    your sig is pretty appropriate.

    if we're going by the standard used in the articles sources.. it's silly that usa isn't counted from the end of the civil war. heck, many countries have ruler lineages going further than the supposed age of the country..

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  93. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by mjwx · · Score: 1

    "England" may be 1000+ years old but 1) it's far from certain that it's the same "England" as today, and 2) it was a subsidiary of Normandy, Inc. for quite some time, pardon my Middle French.

    If you're talking about the political establishment, the current monarchy is ultimately derived from William the Conqueror who took over the country in 1066, as this is the beginning of the Norman kings in England. If you're talking about its Establishment as a nation with geopolitical boundaries, we're talking several thousand years earlier under Celtic, Roman and Anglo-Saxon rulers.

    1066 was also the last time England was successfully invaded by a foreign military.

    Historians consider it to be the same country despite the change in monarch. So it really depends if you're talking about geopolitical boundaries or political establishments.

    I.E. my country of Australia was settled in 1788, but it wasn't a nation until 1901 making us 113 this year despite being settled for 200+ years. The reason was, prior to 26 Jan 1901 we were separate British colonies (6 colonies to be exact).

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  94. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    I think the point is to commemorate the founding of the US government. That happened after the revolutionary war and has been uninterrupted since despite the country's borders changing a number of times. If you were to measure France by the same method, from what I can tell (my knowledge of French history isn't very thorough), their government would begin with the one that displaced the Vichy government after the war. I don't know my British history well enough to say when the monarchy was stripped of most of its power, but that would be the date that you'd give to the UK.

    the civil war doesn't count? how come russia is newer than Finland despite Finland gaining independence from Russia? revolution resets the time? what fucking kind of logic is that. the map is just there to make usa more older on average than the rest.

    how about Nixon resigning? how about a reset on that date?

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  95. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm happy here in the UK, enjoying the thousands of years of history.

    Speaking of history, you obviously didn't pay attention in class. The UK is only 306 years old (Acts of Union in 1706 and 1707). And you folks complain about Americans not understanding the difference between England/Scotland/Wales, Britain and the UK.

    You also didn't pay attention in that class. The UK is not a country rather it's an amalgamation of individual countries. The name is not the "United Kingdom" it's the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". It consists of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland whom each have their own parliaments. It's like saying the US is only as old as NATO because it's a member of NATO.

    I would have pointed this out nicely, but you acted like such an pompous arse (yes, propper spelling, there is an R in there, an ass is a donkey) I couldn't help myself.

    P.S. The Queen, her majesty Elizabeth the second, being a polite, proper and fair person would wish you and you nation well on this day of celebration, despite your ignorance and disrespectful attitude.

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  96. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Honestly, France beat the British. Not America.

    Ultimately, this war the British won because the French monarch went bankrupt which lead to the revolution in France and the rise of Napoleon.

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  97. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    You consider it the same country even after the Normans trounced you, completely changed the government and aristocracy, and even started to change the language almost beyond recognition. Yeah, right.

    Trounced ME? What have I got to do with two sets of my ancestors having a barney 1000 years ago? Are you confusing world history with a football match, where we're all wearing a specific colour of scarf?

    Modern English is Anglo Saxon + Norman (give or take some Latin, Welsh and Legal French). Linguistically, I'm every bit as Norman as I am Anglo Saxon. Genetically, who the hell knows- for all I know I'm descended from immigrant stock from a couple of generations ago. I've never actually checked...

  98. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

    Well, I often hear that William Shakespeare bloke lauded as one of the most important writers, or American authors I never heard of as some of the best writers in history -- every country/culture tends to put a lot of emphasis on their own cultural achievements.

  99. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    It's a bit weird dating the UK from 1707. That's the date when England, Scotland & Wales were united. So why not 1801, when the Ireland was united into the mix? Why not 1922, when the southern 4/5 of Ireland became independent? And can we apply the same rules to, say, every time the US added a State? Was the United States created in 1959 when Hawaii ascended? Or 1946, when the Philippine Commonwealth gained its independence?

    It's a fool's game, anyway. Trying to define "when is a country a country" is ahistorical navel gazing. Nationalism as a concept only really dates from the 18th century; before that, countries were an awful lot more...fluid.

  100. Insulae Britannicae then Britannia by fantomas · · Score: 1

    When the Romans ran the show there, it was called Brittany.

    Started as "Insulae Britannicae" referring to the islands, then the part which became a Roman province was known as Britannia, and later divided into Britannia Superior and Britannia Inferior.

  101. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by julesh · · Score: 1

    Except the list makes them a single country. It almost seems the choice has been made explicitly to keep the numbers as low as possible.

    (Personally, I prefer the "sovereign entity" definition, so would include both UK and Austro-Hungarian Empire as countries, but a project like this really ought to apply some degree of consistency, so should have either both or neither.)

  102. Don't even start the geeks on Guy Fawkes by fantomas · · Score: 1

    And don't even start the geeks on Guy Fawkes, him of the anonymous mask that they all wear made in Chinese state run factories, a Catholic royalist who was up for replacing one king who claimed his divine right with another just of a different religious flavour. Nothing in there about helping the poor/women's votes/ anarchism/open source data formats.

  103. call back in 500 years, I am sure you will too by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Give us a call after your first 500 years or so, I am sure you'll have some fun stories to tell the grandkids by then as well!

    1. Re:call back in 500 years, I am sure you will too by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I'll see your 500, and raise you 14500....
      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090108121618.htm

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  104. Dumb by macson_g · · Score: 1

    The stupidest thing I've seen this week.
    Age of a country != Time since last occupation.

  105. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by julesh · · Score: 1

    America changes "adminstrations" about every eight years (with the potential to have them change every four.... or more frequently due to "other events"), but that isn't changing governments except in the sense like the British get a new "government" each time they get a new Prime Minister.

    Except for the fact that your government (two chambers + head of state) changes completely at this time, whereas only one of our legislative chambers does, and our head of state has the position for life. We have much greater continuity than you do.

  106. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 2

    (Personally, I prefer the "sovereign entity" definition, so would include both UK and Austro-Hungarian Empire as countries, but a project like this really ought to apply some degree of consistency, so should have either both or neither.)

    Yes, exactly.

  107. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by julesh · · Score: 1

    The Norman invasion didn't create England. England was created through the uniting of the Saxon kingdoms by Aethelstan in 927.

    You consider it the same country even after the Normans trounced you, completely changed the government and aristocracy, and even started to change the language almost beyond recognition. Yeah, right.

    As I understand it, although obviously the office-holders were changed, the Normans basically retained the old Anglo-saxon system of government, because they felt it was better than their own. Therefore, as far as I see it, this only differs from what happens in a republic when the governing party loses the election by the means of chosing who gets the power, which seems irrelevant from the point of view of determining whether the country is the same country or not. If the Normans had come in and imposed their own system of government, making England part of a Norman empire, I'd agree with you, but that's not what they did.

  108. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by isorox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rationalize all you want - we beat you. As for those religious fanatics, you should have known better than to go up against them]

    So a bad idea to go against religious fanatics?

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  109. yup our mates thought our 8 mile commute was crazy by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, well said both.

    When I was a junior postdoc I was renting a house built in 1729 with bits from the previous build still showing, early 1500s sections of wall and doorways. And our friends thought we were insane coming in to college 8 miles each day. Me and my mates thought it beat living in the modern Victorian rubbish (houses built in 1880s) which were closer.

  110. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by julesh · · Score: 1

    Speaking of history, you obviously didn't pay attention in class. The UK is only 306 years old

    Yes, but the government of the UK is continuous with the previous government of England & Wales, and the government of England before that.

  111. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    "William the Conqueror who took over the country in 1066"

    It took him another six years to actually secure his throne. :)

  112. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    Trounced? It took him six years to secure his throne and the language change was for the ruling elite.

    And I'm Scottish, just for the record. :)

  113. Your data is wrong! by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    Austria given as 1k+ years, which was probably the first time it became independent (or was it being mentioned in writing?). However I distinctly remember that not-so-long ago we were assimilated by Germany for some years, like the rest of Europe (arguably, we were stupid enough to say "yay" instead of putting up a fight).

    So any country in middle Europe where the age is given as more than 70 years is provably wrong.

    1. Re:Your data is wrong! by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

      PS: giving russia as 22 years is also obviously bullshit. The Russian empire existed for way longer, and the USSR could be considered and intermediate phase of its reign.

  114. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by cyclomedia · · Score: 2

    OT: My other half is a music/arty promoter type person and last year she was at Edinburgh Fringe chatting with someone who does a similar job in the US. She was telling this person about a recent gigs she'd put on in an Arts centre, a converted medieval church. ~Said person remarked words to the effect "Holy crap, your venue is older than my country!"

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  115. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Sique · · Score: 1

    The Roman Empire indeed existed until 1453. What went bust in 476 AD was the Western part of the Roman Empire. But the Byzantinians called themselves "Romanoi" (Romans) for a reason, and they indeed had an unbroken legal and state line from the Roman Empire of the likes of Caesar and Augustus.

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  116. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ggreig · · Score: 1

    That's a very Anglocentric view of it. In fact the current monarchy is ultimately derived from either Kenneth I (841/3 - 858/9), usually considered to be the first king of Scotland, or Donald II (889 - 900), the first king to clearly bear that title. The English royal line died out when Queen Elizabeth of England died in 1603. The Scottish royal line's senior in every sense of the word.

  117. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Sique · · Score: 1

    The beginning of the Iran is here defined as the time when the empire of the Timurids (the descendents of Timur Lenk/Tamerlan) dissolved. Since then, there is indeed some continuity of a self governed Iran. The name "Iran" itself is much older, it means "(country of the) Aryans". (If you tell a member of the Aryan Nation, that there indeed is an Aryan Nation, and it's called Iran...)

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  118. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by magpie · · Score: 1

    Well my English friend, I know your English as no one from any of the other nations of the UK would think the way you are, England as well as Scotland ceased to exist as a state when the act of union was signed. A new state called the United Kingdom was formed, not an enlarged England. Just to make this clear England != United Kingdom. Anyway if your going to take the oldest nation that formed the UK Scotland was the elder nation.

  119. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Sique · · Score: 1

    There are older countries which still exist under their original name in Europe. San Marino (1712 years old, republic since 301 AD) comes to mind. And Spain got its name 3000 years ago, when the Phoenicians called the country "Ishapan"...)

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  120. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Sique · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, the name France comes from the german tribe of the Frankonians... so the Normans and the French are related, the Normans just being 500 years late.

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  121. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by tapi0 · · Score: 1

    Which is why Richard the Third wanted one so badly at the end. If he'd had one at Bosworth then Henry would've been dust.
    Instead the fools tried to bring him a slightly panicky pony.

  122. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    The Saxons didn't come over from Normandy, the French did. Grand Bretagne was and mostly still is a French province.

  123. Origins by chittychitty!! · · Score: 1

    The cornucopia of confusion evidenced above could easily be resolved by using the US definition of a country: that date when the First Settlers, having arrived at an unoccupied land (or having exterminated enough of the indigenous people to make it essentially unoccupied), spit in the face of the country that supported their colonization efforts and mount a PR campaign in the form of a document proclaiming themselves to be upholders of the most basic human rights.

  124. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    You do realise that around a third of the words in the English language are French, right? Not some derivative of Norse, not some dead latinesque form but modern, currently in use French?

  125. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Even though the German empire existed since 1870, Bavaria had a King up through World War I. Bavaria existed long before Germany. Different countries have different rules.

    So, does that mean we have 50+ (remember Guam, Virgin Islands, Samoa, Purto Rico & Mariana Islands) "countries"? They all have different rules too.

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  126. Re:Terrible Methodology by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    The Chinese, Japanese, and French all claim direct lineage to states founded a long time before that.

    Yes, and they're all quite wrong.

    ...

    Nations developed in reaction to the socio-cultural pressures of 19th century imperialism.

    If you had the opportunity to ask a person living in 18th century Japan what "nation" they were living in, it's probably they wouldn't understand the basis for your question.

    Nations are a recent invention.

    The modern meaning of nation encompassing certain cultural and ethnic aspects is a recent invention, but to say that (say) "France" as a country or state with a definable identity and people who self-identified as "French" did not exist until the "socio-cultural pressures of 19th century imperialism" is patently absurd. It is probably also absurd for pre-19th century Japan and China, which existed as coherent states in the same location with centralised control for many centuries, even if they did not know the word "nation" or understand the modern concept of "nationality".

  127. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Depends on your point of view. If you're arguing that there wasn't a U.S., that would just be incorrect. If you're arguing that the south broke off, even though still claimed by the US, and reunited, well, does that matter? Somewhat different, but how about when various states were added. Should we start from when we added Hawaii? By your Sig, none of them existed prior to 5 seconds ago anyway.

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  128. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by clemdoc · · Score: 1

    The inconsistent criteria are really rather obnoxious, I agree. Some examples that cought my eye while looking at the map and data:
    I think that 976 for Austria is correct, as that's the first mention of Ostarrichi, although not as independent country. For Hungary as well, the dates are the ones that should be taken into account, as this was the time when the magyars moved into the territory of what is now Hungary.
    To give 1871 as "birthdate" for Germany is of course ridiculous, that should be 843 as in the case of France.
    Therefore, if we already use dates like 976 for Austria, we can only stare in disbelief at the fact that Croatia should be only 22 years old and Serbia only 7.
    Turkey will certainly be interested why only the modern state after the fall of the Ottoman Empire and the following war with Greece has been given credit. I think we can safely assume at least 1453 (conquest of Constantinople), or even an older date, if we take into account that most of Anatolia had been undeer turkish rule far before that.
    At last, not to get too eurocentric (I'm austrian, so Europe's what I'm most familiar with), Rwanda was a kingdom (or several closely related kingdoms) with a distinct culture and language long before becoming a (german, then belgian) colony and gaining independence in 1962.

  129. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

    ">It took him another six years to actually secure his throne. :)

    Nails being in short supply.

  130. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Not in the least, in fact, with the way the UK doesn't recognize the right to free speech, and likes putting gobs and gobs of cameras everywhere, it isn't really a place I even want to visit.

    Course, these days our government seems to be gaining some of those tendancies too. Hopefully our government wont last as long. It needs a refresh as it is, and its nowhere near as old and crusty as yours.

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  131. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    You're speaking only of the top leadership. The vast majority of our government is managed by career employees, who don't change from election to election.

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  132. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    There's just a bit of a difference between being overrun, and a peaceful election.

    As for language changing all the time...yours isn't?...BS.

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  133. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    The Scottish royal line's senior in every sense of the word.

    Not for some time I'm afraid - the current monarchy family is the House of Windsor, which was originally part of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. So the current royals are in fact German in lineage :)

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  134. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    Most historians I know consider the nation-state idea to be quite recent, essentially an invention of the 19th century.

    While I could perhaps understand an argument for the 18th century in the case of the United Kingdom, I'd like to see some evidence if you're suggesting serfs yelled at each other in Saxon to "keep calm and carry on."

    They probably did, when the Norman sheriff came round to collect taxes :) though what a 21st century meme based on a 20th century propaganda poster has anything to do with this is anyone's guess.

    The modern concept of "nation-state" and "nationality" is as you say recent, but that does not mean definable states and countries did not exist previously, only to magically pop into existence in the 19th century. Nor does it mean that countries magically ceased to exist and then reappeared in another form with no continuity between the two. The United Kingdom as you allude has formally existed since the early 18th century, but existed as a de facto union (a personal union with one monarch ruling two countries) for almost exactly a century before that. The fact that the formal name changed does not invalidate that fact. And for somebody living in England their sense of being English and part of the English state did not change either in 1601 when personal union between England and Scotland began with James I and VI or when it was formalised under Anne in 1707. In neither case did they suddenly cease to be "English" in any meaningful way. Shakespeare refers to the English and England. Nelson said "England expects ..." not "The United Kingdom expects". Etc. (obviously the same holds if you replace "England" with "Scotland". Well, except for Nelson.)

    The political, social, and economic structures have evolved vastly during the almost 1000 years since the Norman Conquest, but it was for the most part a slow evolution. Even the Magna Carta and the Commonwealth (Civil War) happened within the contemporary structures (feudal monarchy, parliamentary democracy respectively). Legal principles defined by the Normans are still in operation today, including much legal terminology, and as Patch86 commented below the language is equal parts Norman (beef, mutton) and Saxon (cow, sheep).

    Another example is the numbering of Kings and Queens. The current Queen of the United Kingdom is Elizabeth II, even though the first Elizabeth was Queen of England (supposedly a "different country" according to this list). Her uncle, King Edward VII (he of Mrs Simpson fame) was the 7th of his name even though the previous Edward, the son of Henry VIII, died in 1553. Edward itself is a Saxon name, the most famous being Edward the Confessor.

  135. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

    One of the main reasons Shakespeare is considered so important is the way he seemed to coin or at least popularise dozens of turns of phrases that are still used today, as well as more than a few words.

    http://www.pathguy.com/shakeswo.htm

    The other main reason Shakespeare is considered important is all the smutty jokes ;)

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  136. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Holy Roman Empire was a complex political union of territories in Central Europe existing from 962 to 1806 and should not be confused with the Roman Empire!

  137. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by ggreig · · Score: 1

    It's certainly arguable that the Scottish line is just as broken as the one between William the Conqueror and Queen Elizabeth of England; probably most clearly at William of Orange, but it would be easy to pick other places. My main point was to contest the nearly universal assumptions that only England and England's royal line matter within the UK, and that they have the longest history; when in fact neither's true.

  138. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Which is exactly the definition of the United Kingdom: a group of countries with a common ruler. They even participate as separate countries in various sporting events ...

    I'm sure the various parts of the UK have only recently been branded countries for political reasons. Wales used to be a principality not a country and northern Ireland was an occupied territory. Scotland is an exception to this as it really was a country that was brought by the English with a sale condition being that it maintained its independent legal system.

  139. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by gsslay · · Score: 1

    the current monarchy is ultimately derived from William the Conqueror

    If that's the basis of your calculations, you fail at the very start. The linage from William the Conqueror ceased with Elizabeth I. It's Scotland that has the longer lineage of royalty, and that's what should form the basis of any calculation if we're going that way.

  140. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

    More than that, the French spent so much money on the war with Britain that it essentially bankrupted the monarchy. This fairly directly led to the French Revolution.

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  141. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    Bloodless? There's a bunch of corpses buried in Reading that might well dispute that claim.

    essentially bloodless (from the point of view of England, anyway - more below). Compared to the Norman Conquest or the Wars of the Roses or the Civil War casualties were very few.

    Aye, and not to mention, me laddie, there's a whole lot o' Scots and Irish who will happily kick you in the nadgers for suggesting it was bloodless.

    Since the Act of Union had not yet been written, Scotland and Ireland remained (nominally, at least) independent kingdoms, and James was still legally king there immediately after the coup in London. How you define what happened next in Scotland depends on whether you agree that the Convention of 1689 which declared the throne of Scotland vacant was legal and representative - and thus whether William was suppressing a rebellion as the legal King of Scotland or invading Scotland as the King of England. In Ireland there was no Convention and it rather more clearly was an invasion. In either case, yes, it was bloody, and I don't deny that.

    In any case, the fact that the people of England supported the invader doesn't mean it wasn't a foreign invasion, unless you're hopelessly devoted to the myth that England hasn't been invaded since William.

    Of course it was an invasion (William brought an army), and of course England was invaded previously. By Henry Tudor, for example. What is was not, of England specifically, was a conquest (implying subjucation of the people by military force) by the Netherlands as stated by the OP. Of Scotland, arguably, of Ireland, certainly, but by that stage conquest by England not by the Netherlands.

  142. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    Before 1871, the term "Germany" referred to a loose collection of principalities. They were in no way a consolidated political state before then.

  143. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    (Personally, I prefer the "sovereign entity" definition, so would include both UK and Austro-Hungarian Empire as countries, but a project like this really ought to apply some degree of consistency, so should have either both or neither.)

    The Austro-Hungarian Empire doesn't exist any more. The land it controlled is now a collection of different sovereign entities.

  144. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    it's silly that usa isn't counted from the end of the civil war

    The US now was the Union during the Civil War and was the US before the civil war and had a continuous government from before until after the civil war.

  145. hmm by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    Political sovereignty is a crappy metric. Does anyone really think Egypt is only 150-70 years old? Conquering a country and then releasing it again does mean you "recreated" it. People still would have called themselves Egyptian, I'm pretty sure they didn't have as much rights of movement as a white British subject, had a different government hierachy (sure the queen is the queen but colonies generally get governors or military commanders with defacto soverign rights) etc. Similarly with Ethopia, geez both of these are mentioned in the bible and as far as I know were pretty well defined chunks of real estate back then.

    I think culture, geography and to a lesser extent language are better metrics.Korea is still Korea whether it is currently (and probably temporarily over the long term hundreds of years you judge kingdoms/eras by) divided in 2 or not. Racist Koreans likely will still consider someone on the 5km on the other side of the NK SK border as "acceptable" were as 5km across any other border would be an abomination.

    Lastly was July 4th really Americas sovereignty? I would argue that. The colonies declared independence but they still had to fight for it. Anyone in NK is free to declare the Koreas unified but until the other side agrees (or at least stops shooting you when you cross the bordrer) it doesn't matter.

  146. Re:Nonsense. by Xolotl · · Score: 1

    Well said.

  147. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    Except for the fact that your government (two chambers + head of state) changes completely at this time, whereas only one of our legislative chambers does, and our head of state has the position for life. We have much greater continuity than you do.

    In theory it could. In practice it really doesn't. Furthermore, the legislative chambers change every two years... but on a rotating basis (only 1/3rd of the Senate is up for re-election every two years). That is hardly a real government change and is definitely not "changing completely". At worst (or best depending on your view) the "minority" and "majority" leaders swap positions. It isn't even like the "loyal opposition", as the minority leadership still retains some real governance roles.

    As for the "head of state" in the UK.... that is an essentially meaningless position that mostly soaks up tax dollars and looks nice in cameras. I suppose it does offer a speed bump in the UK if somebody like Adolph Hitler was to come to power as PM, as the Queen (or King) could simply dissolve Parliament and use Royal prerogatives to protect the British citizens from an abusive government. That is of course assuming that the PM was a tyrant and the monarch was willing to stand up to that tyranny with the popular support of the British people. That would also be a constitutional crisis in the UK where the results of the British monarchy taking actual steps of governance would be completely unpredictable with a high likelihood of backfiring and ending up with the monarch in prison or executed.

    The real authority to act, to do things, to cause ships to move in the oceans, to launch a nuclear strike against some random city in the world, to suppress a riot, and to perform other acts of real governance is vested in the Prime Minister. Heck, in the UK the Prime Minister often acts without even consulting the monarch, and even when notification of the monarch happens that is all which happens: the PM informs the monarch about actions and the monarch is helpless to do anything about that action if they disagree except through a strictly advisory role. There is a threat of a Royal veto (or declining assent to legislation), but that hasn't been exercised in over 200 years and is uncertain that under the current situation Parliament would even recognize such a veto. The only time I could possibly imagine the British monarchy exercising such authority is in a most extreme situation where their action would have popular support of the British people but for some reason the Parliament has gone "rogue" and doing things which are hugely unpopular. You would also need to see a popular demonstration at Buckingham Palace in support of the monarchy... essentially the British people rallying in support of their monarch in a very public manner against the elected government.

    I suppose there is the other minor issue where the British military swears personal loyalty to the monarch, and the monarch could possibly order the military to act in a manner contrary to the intent and orders of the PM. Again, this would be essentially a coup, and another constitutional crises. The only time that any member of the Royal Family has any real authority is when they bother to get into the military hierarchy... like what Prince Harry is doing by taking on a commission in the military and taking command of actual units. Strangely, even there Prince Harry is acting under orders authorized by the PM, not his grandmother.

  148. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by mister2au · · Score: 1

    26 Jan 1788 or 1 Jan 1901 ... take your pick, but not 26 Jan 1901 !

  149. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    We do know that England controlled and possessed the coastal areas of France for several hundred years. Later we see Normandy become a separate entity and invade England. One way to conceive of it would be to consider the Norman invasion as part of a civil war. The resolution of the long time conflict was England suffering loss of coastal Europe. Considering the modern history of Europe a loss of territory in coastal Europe might be considered a blessing.

  150. Politics versus organicism by hessian · · Score: 1

    Political: "We are a country, see, because we have a name and some documents, and we are united by our belief in capitalism (donuts) and equality (welfare). Anyone is welcome here who agrees with those."

    Organic: "My people evolved in this land and have possessed it for centuries, improving it and themselves. We are inseparable from it. The only people welcome here are ourselves, and everyone else must find their own nation."

  151. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by stenvar · · Score: 1

    The point is that the European view expressed by the GGP that Americans don't know history and are a "young country" is nonsense.

    Europeans themselves have very selective memories when it comes to history, and much of what they consider "their long history" has little to do with today's culture. On the other hand, in my experience, most Europeans know little specifics of 19th and 20th century European history.

  152. Re:yup our mates thought our 8 mile commute was cr by Quila · · Score: 1

    Here in the US a house built in the early 1900s is ancient, and over two hundred years old is a museum piece. Meanwhile, my German father in law is living in a house something like 600+ years old.

    Of course, the real danger to having old structures in Europe is the various wars over the years. If they weren't burned to the ground in the 1300-1700s, they were bombed to bits in WWII.

  153. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

    I'd go with 1688 when the Bill of Rights formally subordinated the monarch to Parliament.

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  154. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Ragica · · Score: 1

    Interesting article on slate yesterday (Revolution Blues) talking about how even now newly published popular histories (by people who should know better) miss/ignore a lot of stuff.

  155. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by markhb · · Score: 1

    He ruled the Star Fleet Technical Manual.

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  156. Indeed, something you check when you buy a house by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Indeed. When you buy a house in the UK that's pre-1940s and in an urban area you check to see if there's historical bomb damage: often places got patched up quickly with available materials and 70 years later the substandard fixes can be decaying, cracks opening etc.

    I often wonder if this is one of the reasons people in the USA seem so much more enthusiastic about going to war than Europeans - we can still see the evidence around us in the architecture and people are still alive who have frightening memories of how it affected them at home. Next time you're in London check the front of the Victoria and Albert museum, you can still see the shrapnel damage to the stone work.

    19th century housing here is just standard for lots of people.It's waht you rent when you're a student. I prefer it to modern places: the latter are mainly wood built and thrown up quickly. I know the place I bought (late C19th, typical urban red bricker starter home) has been through two wars and hasn't moved in 130 years so it's likely to outlive me :-)

  157. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dave420 · · Score: 1

    He's pointing out your strange use of the word "we" when you had nothing to do with it. Please do grow up.

  158. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dave420 · · Score: 1

    If you stopped generalising, you might have a point. But you didn't, so you don't.

  159. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by jonfr · · Score: 1

    What is interesting is the fact they overlap in both territory and time. The overlaps is only about 500 to 800 years depending on area.

    Western Roman Empire: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Roman_Empire
    Byzantine Empire: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantine_Empire

    One can assumed that territories where lost to the Holy Roman Empire in wars (as border have always moved this way in Europe). The Holy Roman Empire comes from East Francia that only lasted around 200 years.

    East Francia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Francia

    This is not a simple history, so getting things wrong is easy.

  160. Estonia by petri.salmela · · Score: 1

    About.com has the independence day of Estonia as February 24, 1918. However, Estonia lost its independence in the beginning of WWII and got it back only when Soviet Union ceased to exist. So, how old is Estonia?

  161. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by TWX · · Score: 1

    Probably because modern Russia came to be after the end of the Soviet Union, while Finland broke away from a previous iteration of Russia...

    The American system can be dated to either 1790 when the last state under the Articles of Confederation ratified the new Constitution, or can be dated to 1777 or 1781 when the Articles were completed and gave legitimacy to the fledgling nation or when they were fully ratified. Since the Articles were supplanted by the Constitution through means that the Articles required, ie, unanimous vote by the constituent states, the establishment of the Articles makes sense.

    One can argue that the American system does not reset at the civil war because the system antebellum remained intact through and subsequent to the civil war, reasserting itself over the rebelling territories and continuing to follow its own procedures.

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  162. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    I mean just look at the Iberian Peninsula or France. The borders have been mostly stable for yonks and look at the claimed age. Just pathetic.

    WTF?
    France is already listed as one of the oldest countries. And Spain is a rather young country, just 500 years ago, the north of Spain was divided into multiple kingdoms such as Leon, Castille and Aragon, and the south was Muslim... What borders is it you consider stable?

  163. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    EU is not a country and has no soveign land.

  164. Borderline insanity by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is there a certain arbitrariness to all of this?

    Can't we all just call ourselves the Earthling Humanoids, get along, and start working to save the polar bears and ourselves?

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  165. Bogus methodology, stupid result by Meeni · · Score: 1

    Methodology is bogus. Ethiopia, as an example, was only occupied for a short period of time during the 20th century. It was a long standing kingdom before that. It is registered as young state, due to the date of its latest independence. China on the other hand is marked as 3k years old. Fair enough. But it was similarly chopped in pieces, colonized and occupied during a good share of the 20th century. India is as old a country, and Iran could be 600 years old (or even 4k years old, depending on how you count). Taking independence dates and making a graph is plain stupid. It takes knowledge of history, and relevant events on each cultures and people to make such a graph.

  166. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by jonfr · · Score: 1

    It was part of the Roman empire at the time and was created out from it. It has since then gone through some territorial changes as happens in Europe. This is all on the internet here,

    History of Liechtenstein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Liechtenstein
    Liechtenstein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein

    In history it is close to impossible to find continuous line of succession. Since it always get broken for one reason or other.

  167. Countries do not really exist.... by guinea+pig+C · · Score: 1

    No countries have ever actually existed. They were all (and still are) figments of some over zealous bureaucrats imagination. National boundaries are usually completely arbitrary lines drawn on map, with little thought given to the people that are actually on the ground. Nationality is nothing more than a coincidence of birth. Neither I nor anybody else chose to a citizen of the locale in which we were born. At best, nationality is just another excuse for vested interests to restrict our travel movements and to curtail our freedoms. In many cases it is also a very profitable source of revenue. It is especially interesting that corporations can become multinational relatively easily, but individuals are subject to more and more restrictions in terms of security and visas every year. At worst, the curse of nationality is the cause of more conflict than any other, including religion. And yet nationality cannot even be strictly defined. A Chinese for example, does not have to be born in China to be Chinese. And it is highly unlikely that a Caucasian born in China could ever be considered Chinese. Nationality is simply a myth, sometimes it is more to do with appearance and culture than anything else. The sooner we dump these backward concepts the better for all of us. I would highly recommend Leopold Kohr's "Breakdown of Nations" as some interesting background reading on this subject. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Kohr

  168. Cantons of Switzerland by NewYork · · Score: 1

    A nation cannot efficiently govern no more than 2 million citizens.
    I believe every nation should be decentralized into https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantons_of_switzerland

    1. Re:Cantons of Switzerland by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      How many people a nation-state can efficiently govern depends on the level of cultural and technological tools for organization, education, communication, transport, and force projection. That is, it depends on the cultural and technological ingenuity of the society. Federating (dividing into sub-jurisdictions hierarchically, with division of responsibility over different issues) is an example of a cultural tool (pattern/meme) for implementing organization on a large scale. Federating allows a nation-state to become bigger than the region/group that could effectively be administered as one (for all issues).

      By the way, since cultural memes and technology for transport, communication etc are on a trajectory of general improvement in capability and efficiency, one should expect larger nation-states (or a single one) in the future, albeit definitely federated (possibly 3-level federation).

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  169. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dingen · · Score: 1

    northern Ireland was an occupied territory

    What do you mean "was"?

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  170. USA: May, 24, 1607 - (or August, 21, 1959) by mtm10 · · Score: 1

    Further, why pick 1776 as the birth of the US? Since 37 of the 50 states were founded and joined the union after this date, one could pick the day the last state joined (Hawaii - August 21, 1959) as the date when the United States was fully formed. Or conversely, one could look to the date that the earliest colony which eventually became a state was founded - May 24, 1607 under the current calendar is when James Fort, was founded by the Virginia Company of London. I'ts 1609 royal charter extended from "sea to sea," and on the south its border was roughly at the present day border on North & South Carolina, and the northern border was a 45 degree angle that started about where Atlantic City New Jersey is today, heading north-west through the middle of the great lakes, north of Michigan. (despite the fact that no one from Virginia got more than a few miles west of the Atlantic Ocean) and hence this colony did "own" a fair bit of the area of what is now the US of A.

  171. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    northern Ireland was an occupied territory

    What do you mean "was"?

    Fair point.

    What I meant was before it got branded a country by the UK political powers it was a territory, AFAIK it never was a country in it's own right but a part of someone else's country.

  172. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by dingen · · Score: 1

    Northern Ireland encompasses a large part of the Irish province of Ulster. I'm not sure about the details, but I do believe the provinces of Ireland were once separate nations, each with their own king. But that certainly was a really long time ago.

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  173. Re:If it makes you sleep well at night.... by Optali · · Score: 1
    AFAIK, the UK, United Kingdom, was formed with the Act of Union in 1707, or if you want in 1603 when James VI of Scotland became James I of England, thus between 410 and 306 years. LOL, mate you fell asleep during history class or what?

    The different nations of the British Islands had of course a long history dating back not thousands but tens of thousands of years, but the same can be said of almost any European country: Spain, founded officially in 1492 (521 years) or France... that's a tricky one, let's say 1792 which is then 221 years (the First Republic) although the Kingdom of France dates back to 843, 1.200 years thus, but hey, who cares about the French anyway.

    You are certainly correct in that our nations can look back at tens of thousands of years of uninterrupted history: There's Stonehenge, Glastonbury... just an hour ago I was running among the funeral mounds of a proto-celtic bronze age culture called "Hilversum Culture" (I happen to live here in Hilversum, North Holland) which even had contact with the bronze age British. We had the Romans, the Gauls, the Celts, the Germans, the Goths, the Vikings, the Merovingian, the Sacred Roman Catholic Empire... it's mind bogging.

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  174. Re: If it makes you sleep well at night.... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    That would be the Austro-Hungarian EMPIRE.
    In case you hadn't heard, an EMPIRE is a group of countries with a common ruler.

    Actually ... an empire is a region where the command of one person (the "imperium") is accepted in military matters, and generally in "statecraft" as well (war being, as always, the continuation of diplomacy by non-diplomatic means). So, the military command (imperium) of Attila over the various tribes and groups of the semi-nomadic "Huns" would be as good an example of an empire as the Romans with all their marble and fora. Ghenghiz Khan might be an even better example. If I were a bastard setting questions for a politics exam, I might ask students to discuss the assertion that "in 1991, Norman Schwartzkopf was Emperor of the nations Crusading against Iraq" (noting that "discuss" means that the quality of your argument is under assessment, not whether you agree or disagree with the statement).

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