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First California AMBER Alert Shows AT&T's Emergency Alerts Are a Mess

Mark Gibbs writes "AT&T's implementation of the FCC's Emergency Alerts System provides minimally useful information in an untimely fashion with little geolocational relevance. ... Yesterday California got its first AMBER alert and my notification arrived at 10:54pm. It came up as panel over my lock screen and here's what it looked like on my notifications screen: 'Boulevard, CA AMBER Alert UPDATE: LIC/6WCU986 (CA) Blue Nissan Versa 4 door.' The problem with this it that's all there is! You can stab away at the message as much as you like but that's all you get, there's no link to any detail and considering the event it related to occurred over 240 miles away from me near to the Mexican border, the WEA service seems to be poorly implemented. Indeed, many Californians were annoyed and confused by the alert and according to the LA Times 'Some cellphones received only a text message, others buzzed and beeped. Some people got more than one alert.' I got a second copy of the alert at 2:22am and other subscribers reported not receiving any alert until late this morning." It seems to have gone down about as well as New York's.

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  1. missing the main point by 0WaitState · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Earth to submitter: AT&T is a mess.

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    1. Re:missing the main point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You too are missing the actual main point:

      Terrorism: To fearmonger and harass people into agreeing with any measure they normally wouldn't want. Like even more surveillance.

      Cryptic vagueness and overreaching coverage are not bugs. They are features.

    2. Re:missing the main point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The up side is that if I can hack this system I'll be able to issue the best Amber Alert ever for my missing cat.

    3. Re:missing the main point by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Here is my "feature" Settings > More > Cell Broadcasts

      Show Amber Alerts ... Uncheck

      Show Severe Alerts ... Uncheck

      Show Extreme Alerts ... Check.

      Done

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    4. Re:missing the main point by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      On my phone, the setting to disable Amber alerts was not in the phone settings, but instead the settings of the messaging app.

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    5. Re:missing the main point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here is my "feature" Settings > More > Cell Broadcasts

      Show Presidential Alerts . . . required for your own protection citizen.

    6. Re:missing the main point by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Earth to submitter: AT&T is a mess.

      Not just AT&T. The FCC and the Amber alert program screwed the pooch here by ordering a statewide emergency alert. That's bad for several reasons:

      • Unless you have reason to believe that the child is heading to a specific location, it is very unlikely that a kidnapping in San Diego will result in someone spotting that vehicle/child in the SF Bay Area.
      • If you are in the SF Bay Area, you're unlikely to know where Boulevard, CA even is, resulting in a lot of people wasting a lot of energy in a fruitless effort.
      • An Amber Alert should not use EAS. It might be an emergency for those kids and their families, but it is not an emergency for me. My life is not in danger if I don't hear about it. This abuse of EAS represents a very real public safety risk. If people get used to ignoring EAS, then when the real thing happens, they'll ignore that, too.

      At the core of the problem with EAS is the fact that the message did not clearly identify itself as being a non-emergency message in the first two seconds. With a test, the starts with "This is a test of the emergency alert system." With an Amber alert, it is supposed to start with "This is an Amber alert." Either the message Sunday night did not start with those words or it was unintelligible. (The audio was so poorly recorded that I could barely understand any of it.)

      As a result, when that EAS warning went off and was not followed by a test or an obvious Amber alert, it freaked me out thinking there was some big emergency, and I nearly drove off the road. When my brain processed enough of the message to realize that it was just an Amber alert, I wanted to drive down to San Diego and kick the *** of everyone involved. EPIC FAIL.

      Basically, nothing went right as far as I can tell.

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    7. Re:missing the main point by lgw · · Score: 2

      Not an emergency for you? Now citizen, every family's custody battle is your duty to be involved with. Can't you see that everyone in the state should cease all other activity and help when one parent disagrees about the judge saying the other parent should have custody? How could anything be more important? Someone is failing to respect the power of the state; that's not some minor passing worry like an earthquake dropping the overpass in front of you, that's important!

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    8. Re:missing the main point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just not live in a "axis of crazy" country.

    9. Re: missing the main point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding....a custody battle? This man just killed the mom and brother and plans to sexually exploit the girl. If it was your daughter you'd want every possible place covered. It's only a fail if it didn't work and she is not found. The rest of this nonsense is irrelevant. Cars can travel a whole state in a day, of course we should know in Washington that he might be up here today!

    10. Re:missing the main point by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Actually it is an "axis of crazy" State. California is run by nutbags for nutbags.

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    11. Re: missing the main point by lgw · · Score: 1

      The irrationality we have about having a child kidnapped by a stranger borders on insanity. In America (and anywhere else where kidnapping upper-class children for ransom isn't fashionable) your child is far more likely to be struck by lighting than kidnapped by a stranger. The frequency is just to low to justify any government powers - much like terrorism. Are you scared of that too? Comfortable giving new powers to the government to keep you safe from terrorists, pedophiles, drug-dealers, and hackers? Sadly that makes you normal.

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    12. Re:missing the main point by darkain · · Score: 1

      State-wide, you say? About 24 hours after it hit California, I got two of them a few minutes apart... Up near Seattle WA. Yeah, no idea why, either. I'm on T-Mobile, not AT&T, too. Same cryptic message. Just tapping anywhere on the touch screen made it go away, I couldn't even screen-cap it.

  2. This is AT&T's fault how? by m1ss1ontomars2k4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People on Verizon and T-Mobile got the same message. But sure, just blame AT&T for it anyway.

    1. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, you have to admit most of the damage was done by AT&AT.

      The AT&ST could be beaten even by tiny bears with prehistoric technology.

    2. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ..did the messages arrive to them late too?

      it sounds to me they just sent the sms's over as regular(marked with special bit that makes them appear instantly on supported handsets, forgot what was the name for that bit in the spec).

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    3. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Cell Broadcast

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    4. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by zyzko · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cell broadcast is the delivery method (although parent suspected that it was *not* used but they used regular SMS instead, for an example on my Android device (JB) the default is to disable cell broadcast, disabling incoming "normal" SMS is much harder), flash SMS is the name for the "instantly appearing" message.

    5. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      'Annoying bit.'

    6. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by Cyberglich · · Score: 1

      I have been getting them on Tmoble for months. (since i switched to them ) I think this is about att finnaly joining the party and screwing up.

    7. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by MR-808 · · Score: 1

      I got the alert on 8/7 @ ~5PM, and my phone was at home, where AT&T sends my bills, over 1100 miles from Boulevard, CA!

      Let's see if Verizon & T-Mobile screw it up this badly.

    8. Re:This is AT&T's fault how? by MR-808 · · Score: 1

      So now I see that the alert has also been issued in Oregon. Nevermind.

  3. poor implementation has little to do with AT&T by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All services implemented the same feature and sent the EXACT same nearly useless message (which was written by a CA agency and approved by FEMA before being sent out).

    Makes no sense to single out "AT&T's implementation"... it's mostly the cell phone manufacturer's implementation, and the govt's decision to send it out to the entire state in the middle of the night...

  4. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in Illinois and didn't watch the news tonight so I wasn't aware of the Amber alert in California. However, from the message you posted, here is what I got:

      AMBER ALERT
      Location: Boulevard, California
      California License Plate: 6WCU986
      Car Make: Nissan
      Car Model: Versa
      Car Color: Blue
      Other Attributes: 4 door, not 2 door.

    1. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Informative

      Now go look up "Boulevard, CA" on a map and explain why 20+ million people in CA who have never heard of it or live within 300 miles of it should be woken up in the middle of the night about it.

    2. Re:Really? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Now go look up "Boulevard, CA" on a map and explain why 20+ million people in CA who have never heard of it or live within 300 miles of it should be woken up in the middle of the night about it.

      Because one possible destination was Canada, so the suspect would have been driving through all of California? At least he would have until he saw the alert on his phone.

      It wasn't the middle of the night, I got my message at 10:51 - a time when many people were still awake.

    3. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It wasn't the middle of the night, I got my message at 10:51 - a time when many people were still awake.

      And they resent it at 2:30am just in case it didn't piss off EVERYONE at 10:51.

      I'm not arguing the whole concept is bad, just the implementation. What the hell is wrong with a text message? Ok, if it's delayed by a few minutes big deal, the 99.9% of the people who are not on the road until the next morning will get it anyway (and technically it's actually *illegal* in CA - and possibly dangerous - for the 0.1% who are on the road - to check it while driving!) And in fact, they will possibly be MORE likely to get it since the first thing I did on my phone going bats hit crazy was unlock it, which cancelled the message window... I never even got to see what it actually said until I read a news article the next day. If it was just a text message I would have seen it on my phone when I woke up, read it and probably digested the contents a lot better (and not immediately opted out of it like many also did).

    4. Re:Really? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the middle of the night, I got my message at 10:51 - a time when many people were still awake.

      And they resent it at 2:30am just in case it didn't piss off EVERYONE at 10:51.

      That's apparently your carrier's problem since my Verizon and T-Mobile phones only received one message.

      I'm not arguing the whole concept is bad, just the implementation. What the hell is wrong with a text message?

      Because the carrier networks are not designed to send a geographically targeted SMS message, not to send millions of simultaneous SMS messages.

      Ok, if it's delayed by a few minutes big deal, the 99.9% of the people who are not on the road until the next morning will get it anyway (and technically it's actually *illegal* in CA - and possibly dangerous - for the 0.1% who are on the road - to check it while driving!) And in fact, they will possibly be MORE likely to get it since the first thing I did on my phone going bats hit crazy was unlock it, which cancelled the message window... I never even got to see what it actually said until I read a news article the next day. If it was just a text message I would have seen it on my phone when I woke up, read it and probably digested the contents a lot better (and not immediately opted out of it like many also did).

      My phone stores emergency alert messages, I assume that all (most?) do. So if you really cared about the contents of the message you could have read it the next day.

    5. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Because the carrier networks are not designed to send a geographically targeted SMS message, not to send millions of simultaneous SMS messages.

      That's absurd. Did you read that somewhere or just make it up? Either way, just stop and THINK about how they already send millions of simultaneous SMS messages! AT&T sent 630 BILLON text messages in 2011 to ~90M total customers in the US. That's almost 2 billion a day. I think they can handle another few million to their CA customers for an AMBER alert.

    6. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when it comes to a criminal, nobody knows where te guy may be headed. Think of it this way, if you were in his shoes, and you found out via the same alert the cops were looking for you to be heading south, wouldn't you turn direction? They said Texas OR CANADA. By now he could already be up there. I got the alert and I live in SoCal, when I got it he could of been up 500+ or many more miles by then. He could be in my area, he could be anywhere. Who the hell knows. In my opinion, the STATEWIDE broadcast of this alert was a smart idea, criminals are unpredictable. You NEVER know if by some miraculous chance the guy decided to head north and someone spotted him in northern Cali. You never know if the guy decided to head south and someone at the very end of the Cali border may spot him.

    7. Re:Really? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      It could only be seen as absurd if you completely failed to understand what he is saying. There's no point sending an SMS to a phone belonging to a guy in california if he's on holiday in France; however a guy from New York who is in California may want to know that there was a disaster warning for California. SMS are sent to phones based on their number. This system sends messages to phones in the vicinity. The difference is pretty fucking obvious ;)

    8. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, do you not understand that the *carrier* can do whatever they want here? They know where all of their customer's cells are all the time, they could implement this with SMS messages just as easily as the system they did end up implementing. Or a system that DIDN'T USE SMS but had the same effect (ever heard of iMessage?) I don't know, seems pretty fucking obvious to me.

      But in the end, as I already said, I'm not against the idea, just the implementation. Who the hell cares which protocol is used to get the message to your phone, the key point is they needed to present it in a way that didn't just piss off people so the turned off the feature, and it was a big failure in that regard.

    9. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or now that they broadcast it to every cell phone in CA instead of opt-in or putting it on road signs, etc, he may have just seen the message and ditched his car.

    10. Re:Really? by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Seriously, do you not understand that the *carrier* can do whatever they want here? They know where all of their customer's cells are all the time, they could implement this with SMS messages just as easily as the system they did end up implementing.

      The carriers cannot deliver real-time geographically targeted messages with SMS. I've been told that by more than one carrier engineer when asked if our venue's dedicated cell tower could be used to send SMS messages to customers in the event of an emergency. He said many people ask for it, but it's not remotely possible and that if we had public safety messages to send, we'd have to work with FEMA and local public safety agencies to send an WEA alert. The towers can't autonomously send SMS messages to all connected phones, and due to roaming, the carrier itself may not have immediate access to the cell phone number of all phones associated with a tower.

      Or a system that DIDN'T USE SMS but had the same effect (ever heard of iMessage?)

      Isn't that what they did? Implemented a system that doesn't use SMS, but has the same effect -- but unlike iMessage, it allows for geographically targeted messages and works with any phone, not just smart phones.

      I don't know, seems pretty fucking obvious to me.

      But in the end, as I already said, I'm not against the idea, just the implementation. Who the hell cares which protocol is used to get the message to your phone, the key point is they needed to present it in a way that didn't just piss off people so the turned off the feature, and it was a big failure in that regard.

      So in what way would you implement a system that needs to communicate time sensitive information to consumers without using a loud alert tone to get their attention? It's hard to argue that an Amber alert is not time sensitive -- having it flash on your screen only to be discovered in the morning may make the data too stale to use. You can certainly argue that many people don't care about Amber alerts, but those people can just disable the alerts.

    11. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what they did? Implemented a system that doesn't use SMS, but has the same effect

      No, not the same effect - the same effect would be for it to look like a text message, which is the goal of iMessage.

      having it flash on your screen only to be discovered in the morning may make the data too stale to use.

      That's my *point* - how on earth were all of the people lying in bed at midnight supposed to use it in a timely manner? They'd be better off seeing it in the morning before they left for their daily commute, etc. And probably awake and interested in it instead of tired, pissed off, and turning it off. And those people actually on the road would get a text message (or equivalent) on their phone that they would read when they were able to (not a crazy loud alarm while they are driving, that's probably going to cause much more harm than good...) To be honest, I didn't even really get the full details until I listened to the radio on my way to work and the morning talk show topic was about the pros and cons of the phone messages...

      As to how I'd implement it - I'd be *smart* about it (and really, it's not as much the implementation as the *design*). Think of all the amazing things that have been developed for smart phones in the last decade. This design/implementation distinctly smells of government bureaucracy and carrier laziness/requirement. Actually, probably also cell phone manufacturer laziness - I'm sure Apple had a lot to do with the crappy implementation on the iPhone after they decided it wasn't worth doing right...

    12. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of the probability that the receiver could be the next person behind the abducters's car or crossing its path. What's so hard to understand?

    13. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this specific case, it may have been warranted

      The man killed a woman he was (platonically) friends with and kidnapped two of her children http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/state&id=9196562

      Probably a danger to those around him - he clearly is deranged and willing to kill.

    14. Re:Really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      The carriers cannot deliver real-time geographically targeted messages with SMS.

      That's not really true.

      I've been told that by more than one carrier engineer when asked if our venue's dedicated cell tower could be used to send SMS messages to customers in the event of an emergency. He said many people ask for it, but it's not remotely possible

      Because he is a dirty, dirty liar. It's entirely technically possible, but they've put no effort into making it happen and probably would fail if they tried. Look at how incompetent the mobile carriers are already!

      So in what way would you implement a system that needs to communicate time sensitive information to consumers without using a loud alert tone to get their attention?

      Don't deliver the alerts 1) too late to do any good, 2) to people who don't need them, or 3) in the middle of the night when people are fucking asleep. ALL OF WHICH were the case here.

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    15. Re:Really? by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you and would add that they have to know what phones are connected to a tower otherwise they wouldn't be able to route calls, text messages, or even data to a particular phone.

      as well most Cell towers need to be registered with the fcc and as part of their registration are the Latitude and Longitude of where the tower is located.

      So the data exists for what phones are connected to a particular tower, and the exact location of a particular tower. whether someone has written any software to tie that data together is a different question. maybe they should ask the NSA...

    16. Re:Really? by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      The last straw for me disabling them was when it wouldn't shut up with repeated alerts or obey volume settings. And it was for custody battle crap where I was still getting emergency alerts long after the news had reported finding them safe at a restaurant and were never in any real danger. Yeah, this probably makes me a terrible person for not caring about the children, but I don't need to be walking around with my phone constantly blaring loud noises, either. I signed up for SMS news alerts from local stations long ago which are far more effective for this kind of thing IMO.

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    17. Re:Really? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      It shouldnt have been ever put in the pocket computer to begin with. If I want alerts on my POCKET COMPUTER, i will sign up for them. I swear to god everyone forgot all the stuff we learned in the 90s about computer security.

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    18. Re:Really? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Now go look up "Boulevard, CA" on a map

      Here in Austin, TX we have those highway text signs. Other than default null messages ("buckle up", etc.) about the only thing that ever appears is "Missing Elderly" alerts. These have a description of a car, a license plate number, and the name of some random suburb city that NOBODY who lives more than 50 miles away has ever heard of. (Saying "$BIGCITY area" would be much more useful.) The few that I did recognize apparently all originate out of the Houston area (over 100 miles away), implying that they're the only area sending these alerts. How long before these get added to the Loud Alert list too?

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    19. Re:Really? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Even better, they could just program the phone to handle the incoming message as if it was a normal text messages.

    20. Re:Really? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Implementing a whole new system to do something they probably could have done with SMS messages is a done deal, sunk cost and effort. But they could still easily make it look the same.

      I'm guessing part of the issue is carriers don't want people to know how absurdly simple and cheap SMS messages are to handle, and for the most part they should already be *free*/unlimited as a part of *any* data plan. They still want to pretend there is some justification for charging customers $0.10-$0.20 EACH...

    21. Re:Really? by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      My T-Mobile phone got the alert eight times, starting about 6:30pm August 5th, but I am in the same county and I didn't turn off my alerts after the first one.

      The alert sound was similar to a televised weather warning, three long tones. (At least until I was able to silence the phone...)

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    22. Re:Really? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      On my house, on T-Mobile, my son's Samsung Galaxy S2 went off four times. The first two times, I was wandering around the house at night, trying to figure out what alarm was going off. It wasn't loud enough to be the smoke alarm, but I was having to go through the list of alarms. Was it a gas leak? A water leak? A power supply that was going to catch fire? The third time it went of, I had tracked down the location of the noise to his phone. I didn't know how to turn it off, and I was too groggy to figure it out at that time, so I had to just pull the battery. The next morning when I put the battery back in, he got another alert. I then looked up online how to disable the alert.

      On mine and my wife's Nexus 4s, the alarm was blaring. At least on those, it gave me the immediate option to disable AMBER Alerts. So, in my house, we got a total of 6 alarms after everyone had gone to sleep for the night. It's a good thing that my 13 week old infant isn't one of those light sleepers that refuse to go back to sleep. No doubt that there will be thousands of people who will lose a significant part of their nights sleep because the alarm woke a sleeping baby.

      My guess is that the AMBER Alert will cause more harm than it will help.

    23. Re:Really? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Blue Nissan Versa?

      Was it driven by two Japanese guys named Hiro and Ando?

    24. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because apparently a guy murdered two people, a mother and her 8 year old son, and kidnapped a 16 year old girl who's likely going to rape.

  5. Sprint sent out the same message by OffTheWallSoccer · · Score: 5, Informative

    I received the message via Sprint, despite being 400 miles from the affected area. I guess this is one way to make sure people start ignoring these messages.

    1. Re:Sprint sent out the same message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recived this message on sprint in West Virginia!!

    2. Re:Sprint sent out the same message by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      Never heard of a car?

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  6. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alerts don't sell phones or services, so it's probably funded, staffed, and supported like anything else that doesn't contribute to profits: poorly.

    1. Re:Simple by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      Alerts don't sell phones or services, so it's probably funded, staffed, and supported like anything else that doesn't contribute to profits: poorly.

      Expect it to either be pwned after a few times, or "This important message is brought to you by General Motors"

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    2. Re:Simple by hawguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Alerts don't sell phones or services, so it's probably funded, staffed, and supported like anything else that doesn't contribute to profits: poorly.

      Expect it to either be pwned after a few times, or "This important message is brought to you by General Motors"

      I do wonder how long it will be until someone figures out how to hack the system and uses it to send out repeated "Presidential Alerts" in the middle of the night -- those alerts can't be blocked by any phone settings. Worse if the alert says "Incoming nuclear missiles. Evacuate your town immediately. Don't trust radio or TV."

    3. Re:Simple by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      I'd just send a short and simple "Skynet activated".

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    4. Re:Simple by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Worse if the alert says "Incoming nuclear missiles. Evacuate your town immediately. Don't trust radio or TV."

      "Be careful to protect your precious bodily fluids."

      I do wonder how long it will be until someone figures out how to hack the system and uses it to send out repeated "Presidential Alerts" in the middle of the night -- those alerts can't be blocked by any phone settings.

      I bet they can be blocked by turning the phone off. Kinda sucks if you use it for an alarm (I do this) and doesn't address your fundamental point, but it'd be a stopgap solution.

    5. Re:Simple by wgoodman · · Score: 2

      Someone already hacked the Emergency network in Montana last year to make it report that there were zombies.

    6. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't that a single road sign? And wasn't it 'hacked' by someone logging in with the default code?

    7. Re:Simple by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You need a more lingering threat. Something like "WE ARE COMING FOR YOU." That gives everyone a chance to imagine their own fear.

    8. Re:Simple by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      those alerts can't be blocked by any phone settings.

      I'm pretty sure turning the thing off or setting it to offline mode will block them. If that doesn't work, remove the battery.

    9. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unplug battery every night.

    10. Re:Simple by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      the alert was broadcast on their TV's

      slashdot's post about it

    11. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      links:

      Minessota [cbslocal] article you mentioned, in 2011.

      Texas [foxnews] has one as well in 2009.

      Or the LMGTFY [google], if you prefer.

    12. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> repeated "Presidential Alerts"

      There is a better use: every time a drone strikes, every time one of "our" rebels shoot, explode a bomb, "Mall shootings" etc there should be alert so people will know what real violence and terrorism looks and feels like.

    13. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The carriers spent a lot of money in setting up this broadcast service, they are going to try to recoup some of their investment. WEA is only a small piece of broadcasting capability they now have. For example, they can use it to broadcast local commercial messages. Those would probably be off by default.

  7. Be vigilant citizen! by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    When your government calls on you to protect your freedoms, you must give up your freedoms to answer its call! How else are the free to remain free?

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    1. Re:Be vigilant citizen! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The inner party would like a word with you, we might have a job opening for you.

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    2. Re:Be vigilant citizen! by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait for the alerts when http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/aug/06/nsa-director-cyber-terrorism-snowden and the US gov has to "grab" and "bring" in all the:
      ..."nihilists, anarchists, activists, ..., twentysomethings who haven't talked to the opposite sex in five or six years".
      "Police Alert. Wanted: Hacker in city. Has committed cyberterrorism and crimes against the State. Name: ..... Occupation: Activist. Last seen . . ."
      "... watch for a man running ... watch for the running man . . . watch for a man alone, on foot . . . watch..."
      (welcome to Fahrenheit 451)

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    3. Re:Be vigilant citizen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (welcome to Fahrenheit 451)

      Are you sure you're thinking of the right book?

    4. Re:Be vigilant citizen! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_451#Part_3:_Burning_Bright
      The movie has the line "Calling all citizens" and then "Let each one stand at his front door.... Look and listen."

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  8. Re:Seriously? Yes! by dltaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There WAS NO USEFUL geographic info'.

    I got the same message as the submission on Virgin (Sprint). Where the hell is "Boulevard, CA"? California is a big state; more than a day's drive NS for most people.

    If I'm driving, the alert is on the big orange-text signs every couple of miles, and I'm NOT supposed to be taking text messages while driving.

    If I'm home, in bed (or, in my case, watching a movie), how much good does it do to wake/text me?

    As to "what more do I (you) need?": tell me if it's a custody dispute or a "stranger" kidnapping. In the former case, I don't care, while in the latter, I do. The custodial parent isn't always the more fit, they might just have better lawyers, 'specially abusive, wealthy fathers/husbands.

  9. Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject.

  10. Terrible experience so far by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I got the same alert four times in the last 24 hours, several hours apart. And I was just in a night class with 100 other people, and four separate times during the class somebody's phone (including mine, once) started blaring the alert at max volume. My phone was on vibrate. One person couldn't figure out how to silence their phone, and ended up running out of the room with phone still blaring. After 3 seconds, if you don't silence it, the phone starts reading the alert text at maximum volume too (using TTS). I have an HTC One, which has incredibly loud speakers, so this is not cool. Of course, Amber Alerts are now disabled on my phone, which reminds me of the stupidity of Windows User Account Control popups -- people click on them just to get them to go away, so they lose their value. Incidentally, Presidential Alerts may not be disabled on Android. I just hope the US President never has a good reason to ring every phone in the nation at full volume.

    1. Re:Terrible experience so far by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      amen!

    2. Re:Terrible experience so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently using a third party rom completely disables those alerts because I didn't receive a single on on my android phone on the verizon network. Maybe they did appear and I didn't notice them but I doubt it. I don't think I've ever received any kind of special alert, AMBER, presidential, weather, or whatever. +1 for custom roms I guess.

    3. Re:Terrible experience so far by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't get alerts on T-Mobile prepaid with my custom rom, either. I wonder if they just don't send them to prepaid, or if I don't get them because of rom hackery. Either way, good riddance. I get actual information about missing children on G+ and FB and don't need some bullshit uninformative cellphone alert waking me up.

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    4. Re:Terrible experience so far by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      Okay, I think I understand now. I've been posting that people wanting to turn off the alerts are selfish, but if these alerts are over-riding your phones settings then I agree that the system needs to be changed to honour your phones settings so that it isn't so disruptive. Alerts that people read, even after a delay, are more effective than alerts so annoying people turn them off completely.

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    5. Re:Terrible experience so far by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

      It's due to the custom ROM.
      The WEA alert is sent via Cell Broadcast to every phone connected to a cell-tower.
      If your phone supports the feature, it will display it (buzzing, as SMS, as Emergency Notification, etc) Normally just a software update.

      But, the down side is that most new phones support WEA....
      But the option to disable it is a Carrier add-on... I don't have any means of disabling the alerts on my phone due to the fact it's a factory-direct unbranded HTC phone. (Only the US has the alerts as far as I can tell; and US law says presidential alerts cannot be disabled -- so by definition to be maximal compliant worldwide -- assume you can't disable the feature; and for those on US branded phones, install option to disable AMBER alert, and maybe Weather Warnings...)

  11. Don't blame AT&T for terse message by hawguy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't blame (only) AT&T for the terse message. The WEA system limits messages to 90 characters:

    http://www.fema.gov/wireless-emergency-alerts

    WEA will look like a text message. The WEA message will show the type and time of the alert, any action you should take, and the agency issuing the alert. The message will be no more than 90 characters.

    I can't believe the government asked for such an arbitrary and small limit on message size, so I'm assuming that the carriers said that's all they could provide, probably because a 90 character message fit into some control message they were already sending to phones.

    1. Re:Don't blame AT&T for terse message by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 5, Funny

      90 bytes was the only unused space they had left in the wiretap-enable command packet.

    2. Re:Don't blame AT&T for terse message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they want to wiretap a message that they sent? What a failure of a joke.

    3. Re:Don't blame AT&T for terse message by catfood · · Score: 1

      There's the problem. What can you explain, out of context, in 90 characters? Think of who will be seeing the message. About all you can do that might be effective is something like: "Girl 9 kidnap by strgr in Smallville drvng blue Focus details on state govt cable channel." It's more important that people have some idea what the hell you're talking about than that you get them the plate number and such. That's what the cable news or website is for.

    4. Re:Don't blame AT&T for terse message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The text portion of broadcast messages are contained in 1 to 15 82-octet pages. You can stuff 93 7-bit encoded ASCII characters in a single page. WEA messages are limited to a single 82-octet page, and even then it's limited to 90 7-bit encoded ASCII. There is some talk of increasing the number of broadcast pages per WEA message, but that'll take some buy-in from all the relevant players.

  12. Future alert: by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

    Arbeit macht frei!

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    1. Re:Future alert: by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, with this system, you'll probably get it like the Germans did: A few years too late to be an eye opener.

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  13. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who cares hwo detailed or non detailed the message is. They're just trying to get the point out. Stop being lazy & search it up. Takes no more than 1 minute. Goodness. There's an amber alert & all people can do is complain how little detailed the message is.

  14. You really can't figure that out? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Just how long do you think it takes to drive 300 miles in a CAR which can travel at over 60MPH? Why would someone who kidnapped a child stay in the same area anyway? 300 miles is peanuts for that kind of alert, it should really be more like the possible distance travelled in a generous window since the disappearance was reported, not just five hours...

    The whole point of the thing is to alert people in a huge radius to be on the lookout for the car. The alert had just the information needed - if you saw that car you could just call 911.

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    1. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you get the message on your phone? I did. It was just a plain bad experience for most people. Scared the crap out of me, it vibrated and made a crazy loud noise I'd never heard before even though my phone was in my pocket and supposedly on mute. The first thing I did was disable all future amber alerts (which was the only option in the iPhone's settings), as apparently did millions of other people who were woken up or otherwise freaked out by the way it was delivered. One of the main things they needed to avoid with this "opt out" system was the "car alarm syndrome", and they completely failed that.

    2. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Rewind and first of all explain to me why some random child being kidnapped justifies an alert on a national emergency system.

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    3. Re:You really can't figure that out? by hawguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rewind and first of all explain to me why some random child being kidnapped justifies an alert on a national emergency system.

      It wasn't a national alert, it was a regional alert in California. An alert that the system was specifically designed for, that's why your phone will let your block Amber alerts separately from the other alerts if you want to.

      If you don't want child abduction alerts, then turn off amber alerts in your phone.

    4. Re:You really can't figure that out? by N1AK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disabling an important warning system that could save children seems kind of... selfish.

      Only to someone who jumps to quick, incorrect, conclusions. There are thousands of things everyone could do everyday that could could save or improve others lives. We don't do the vast majority of them because the chance they will help and the time required stops it being viable. The chances of a car happening to travel 300 miles to just where I am, for me to be in a position where I see it, remember (5+ hours after the event) and actually recognise it are tiny. There would be literally dozens of things happening near by that my time would be better spent, still wasted in most cases, doing to help others instead.

      If someone is going to broadcast messages to my phone that they want me to read, let alone treat as a priority, then I need to think they are. If I don't I'm going to avoid seeing as many of them as possible.

    5. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Another option is to use the DND (do not disturb) feature which I believe overrides the national alerts and prevents a 2am wakeup call when you can't help.

      My phone was on DND. Didn't help. Still sounded like my house was on fire.

      Disabling an important warning system that could save children seems kind of... selfish.

      Oh, come on, based on your UID I would have thought you'd be better than that tired line... BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

      If you look into it at *all*, AMBER alerts have been even less useful, with more false positives, than TSA airport screening. "Crime control theater", indeed.

      The issue - as usual - isn't that the problem - strangers kidnapping and murdering children - isn't horrible, it's that it's in fact extremely rare and the "solution" spends an absurd amount of time, money, and attention on it instead of the other 99.9% of the actual crimes against children. And the implementation was so bad it managed to piss off people instead of encourage them to help.

    6. Re:You really can't figure that out? by EvanED · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Happily you can simply turn off the alert on your phone and remove any random chance you might save someones life, so can can avoid a slightly annoying buzzing that lasts for a few seconds.

      I feel that both positions are overstating things. Saying "a slightly annoying buzzing that lasts for a few seconds" is a dramatic understatement from what people saying it sounds like. (I can't find a sample of what it sounds like.) Being woken up is more than a "slight" annoyance, and there are plenty of situations where being suddenly startled by an unfamiliar loud noise can cause far more damage than "a slight annoyance."

      Those probably make sense for a tornado warning or something like that, but not an AMBER alert. Virtually no one is going to do anything other than roll over and go back to sleep. It sounds like phone manufacturers went too far towards making it obnoxious for that case -- it seems quite unlikely that there would be many cases where a massive alert would garner a response that wouldn't be achieved through a simple text message alert for example.

    7. Re:You really can't figure that out? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      My phone was on DND. Didn't help. Still sounded like my house was on fire.

      That seems like a really bad idea, DND is there for a reason and pretty much for sure indicates you are not in a position to do anything (on the other hand, it should not block out the weather alerts I guess). If the alert overrides DND I can see a ton of people turning it off.

      If you look into it at *all*, AMBER alerts have been even less useful

      I would submit they have been less useful because they were not in the past going to individuals on such a wide scale - it's easy to miss a billboard and by the time you are past to forget what it said. To me it seems pretty obvious alerts would be noticed by a lot more people going to individual cell phones and actually make it quite likely someone would see and report the car if the search radius is large enough. Also it may well have an impact of forcing the kidnapper to release the child once they realize many people will be looking for them... "security theater" is accidentally an excellent term because sometimes it has a very real psychological effect on a criminal beyond the actual effect, but the impact and benefits are not zero.

      Normally I am not a "think of the children" kind of person, no. But in this one case the threshold of annoyance is so low and the potential/upside to helping so great that I can see it makes a lot of sense to have a system like this in place.

      it's that it's in fact extremely rare

      Which is why I find an alert acceptable because it will not happen often. If it were not rare an alert of this kind would not be acceptable.

      the "solution" spends an absurd amount of time, money, and attention

      Once the system is in place there is hardly any money involved in sending out an alert. The attention is minimal and the system can be used in other very obviously useful ways like very localized flooding alerts (which I've gotten).

      And the implementation was so bad it managed to piss off people instead of encourage them to help.

      That's the only part that needs some fixing, but I would warrant even a lot of pissed off people were still looking for that car.

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    8. Re:You really can't figure that out? by wgoodman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I got the alert 6 times. By the time I got it the first time, I'd already seen the alert elsewhere. Every single time it went off, I was still not in a position to see *that* car much less any car. Had I received it once, cool, no issues whatsoever. When it blows up my phone every 5 minutes, I'm going to disable it. I think giving it 30 min of being obnoxious was plenty generous and I don't much care if you think that makes me a terrible person.

    9. Re: You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who experienced the Tohoku earthquake and the many aftershocks, and thus see the alert system as a matter of personal security I would say; fuck off.

      Getting those messages IS VERY FUCKING UNPLEASANT YOU IMBICILE. If it's not something important, and by important I mean something that can kill a lot of people (and a kidnapped kid does not even come close), then use the normal channels.

    10. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, some of us have decided not to live our lives as totally selfish assholes.

      And of course you donate your money and/or several hours of your week to the Boys and Girls Club? Or actively advocate for abused women and children? Anything?

      The GP is right, you seem to jump to conclusions with no basis. So I will as well and assume you are someone who thinks typing away on /. late at night about something they really don't give a shit the rest of the time somehow makes you a child savior...

      It would literally do zero good whatsoever to send the alert to a 10 mile radius because in pretty much every case of child kidnapping ever the person is far away from that zone.

      Citation? Oh, you can't, because you don't have one. Because the FACT (look it up) is that in 75% of the child abduction/murder cases (for which the AMBER alert was created... not chasing down a delinquent dad...) the child is killed less than 3 hours after the abduction. And most AMBER alerts are issued WAY after that (this one was almost a day later!)

    11. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once the system is in place there is hardly any money involved in sending out an alert. The attention is minimal

      That's totally untrue. I'm not just talking about the phone part, I'm questioning the whole system - remember AMBER alerts are not just about phone messages, but billboards, radio and TV alerts, police response, FEMA review, tons of false positive reports, etc. I read an article where authorities complained that an AMBER alert hoax cost taxpayers large amounts of money all told ($50-$100k+). I assume the hoaxes cost the same as the "real" ones, so it's clearly impossible that there is hardly any money involved.

      It's called opportunity cost. These alerts aren't free and resources are limited. The argument that "if it saves one child it will be worth any cost" is unfortunately not a good one when there are so many thousands that could be helped in other, much more common circumstances if the limited resources were used more wisely.

    12. Re:You really can't figure that out? by peragrin · · Score: 2

      um no emergency alerts (including amber alert) override all DND setttings.

      when mine went off my phones DND settings were on.

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    13. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand the idea. The goal is to maximize the chance to reach people who could have seen something. Of course the majority of people who receive this message won't be able to help, but if it reaches one person who help find the missing child, the system is working. I personally don't mind receiving this kind of message even though I have never been able to help.

    14. Re: You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First world problem ?

    15. Re:You really can't figure that out? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      25% don't get killed less than 3 hours after the abduction your saying then?

      Yes it is a lottery when it comes to you making a difference, but with enough bodies looking there is a real chance to make a life saving difference.

      It may not be you that makes the crucial difference but without people like you responding there will be no difference.

      It is your choice though.

    16. Re:You really can't figure that out? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Because child.

      We live in a culture which goes to often-ridiculous extremes to protect children from danger, even imaginary danger.

    17. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Thanshin · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, some of us have decided not to live our lives as totally selfish assholes.

      [...]

      Happily you can simply turn off the alert on your phone and remove any random chance you might save someones life, so can can avoid a slightly annoying buzzing that lasts for a few seconds.

      Are you really willing to sacrifice getting annoyed for a few seconds in exchange for the slim chance of saving a child?

      Really?

      Let's say I make a phone app that wakes the entire state up in the middle of the night, every week or so, with an important message from my sponsors. Let's say that of the large amounts of money I'd get paid by the sponsor, I give 50% to a charity operating in any of the poorest countries in Africa.

      I guarantee you the chances of that money saving several children lives wouldn't be slim.

    18. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, if there's no traffic, you'll get killed if you're only driving 60.

    19. Re:You really can't figure that out? by dargaud · · Score: 2

      Being woken up is more than a "slight" annoyance

      Yeah, when the phone rang in the middle of the night, my uncle got up too fast, fainted, broke his skull on the floor and was for TWO YEARS in the hospital (on and off) as a consequence. And they never figured out who had called. Hint: never call in the middle of the night unless it's an emergency RELEVANT to the person you are calling.

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    20. Re:You really can't figure that out? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      You're lucky you only get amber alerts. My Android phone does that with flood alerts, complete with loud, annoying noise. And I often get 5 messages in a row 15 minutes apart about the same thing.

      While I am thankful you care enough about my well-being to warn me, phone, I am already indoors and the flood watch ends long before I get out of work anyway, so you can stfu.

    21. Re: You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire ground shaking wasn't enough alert to there being an earthquake?

    22. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in 3 hours you can drive nearly 200 miles while obeying the speed limit on most interstates.

    23. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting messages in the middle of the night is annoying. Disabling your emergency alert system, now that's stupid. I hope you realize that the exact same system is used to distribute warnings regarding wild fires, flash floods, tornadoes and any other natural or man made disasters. I admit I as annoyed when the system was implemented here and I got two amber alerts within two weeks. But then, I was really appreciative when the system buzzed me about a tornado cell passing nearby. It is up to you in California to decide that you don't give a f*ck about amber alerts and prevent authorities from sending mobile alerts. But turning off your emergency warning system because of couple of annoying messages? Well my friend you are just being very very stupid.

    24. Re:You really can't figure that out? by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      So you are still saying you are selfish, and saving children's lives isn't worth a few minutes inconvenience to you.

      As others have pointed out the amber alerts have to go out to a wide area because cars can drive long distance in only hours. If everyone who gets an alert takes 2 minutes out of their busy life to memorize even part of the alert and keep half an eye out as they go about their normal day the chances of spotting the kids goes way up.

      It simply isn't that much effort for the chance to save a life.

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    25. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disabling an important warning system that could save children seems kind of... selfish.

      Congratulations, we're there:
      People who do not have mobile phones can now be labelled selfish.

    26. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      One guy in a previous post claimed he saw the Amber alert on the friggin' Keno machines in a casino, for Pete's sake. What's next? Electronic billboards? The instrument panel of your car? Hearing aids? Morse code flashing indoor lighting? Skywriting?

      Sheesh!

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    27. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is reasonable to assume this child is not in imaginary danger given the circumstances.

    28. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except I only get those things when I'm @ home, never when I'm out and there's not @home/in office DnD option. So after too many useless warnings, its just off.

    29. Re:You really can't figure that out? by forand · · Score: 1

      I had the exact experience as yourself in mid June when they turned this feature on. For me it was 5 alerts about flash flooding from the same rain storm all within 30 minutes. This might make sense if I am living in some place where I might fear being washed away or stuck in a canyon without any place to go. However, I live in Washington, DC and their idea of "flash flooding" is "the street has a lot of water on it and you should slow down." Like you I turned off the alert system. Most interestingly I did NOT get such a warning when I was near a touch downed tornado about the same time. The problem, as I see it, is not with the manufacturers but with those responsible for sending out these alerts and regulating how they are delivered. The blaring, buzzing, craziness should be reserved for impending DANGER. A text message like alert with media that respected silent modes and quite times would serve the community much better for non-dangerous alerts (e.g. AMBER alerts).

    30. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      70 of the nation wide amber alerts in 2004 were actual amber alerts. The rest did not meet all the criteria to be an amber alert. The majority of these were abductions by a parent or other family member where the child was not in danger. A number also included children that ran off.

      So we're talking 25% of 70 or 17-18 a year where the child isn't killed within 3 hours of being abducted. There's also studies that have shown that amber alerts did not play a part in any of the instances where a child was recovered.

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    31. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, no missing children have been found with assistance from amber alerts.

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    32. Re:You really can't figure that out? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It's not supposed to be buckets of fun, it's supposed to alert a whole lot of people to look out for a car with a kidnapped child.

      The question is, does it do more harm than good? What are the statistics on the number of children returned safely thanks to the issuing of an Amber Alert? Supposedly about 500. According to wiki.answers, there are over 2100 Amber Alerts issued per day. What are the statistics on the number of people who got harassed for having the same color and model of car, even thought the license plate was different? Probably greater than zero. How many car accidents were caused by people looking at their phone after an amber alert was issued? Probably in the hundreds. I'm guessing we average about one to two deaths and perhaps a dozen injuries of an unrelated party per amber alert issued.

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    33. Re:You really can't figure that out? by TheGeneration · · Score: 2

      Did you get this Amber Alert? On the iPhone the klaxon was something like the Star Trek red alert, or an air raid siren, or a hybrid of the two. It was VERY loud. I had no idea what the fuck it was. My phone was in another room, and I thought something in my home had caught fire, or the AC had failed and was delivering some sort of catastrophic failure sound that I didn't know it was capable of making.

      It really was that bad.

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    34. Re: You really can't figure that out? by TheGeneration · · Score: 2

      Japan can pre-warn about earthquakes by as much as 30 seconds to a couple minutes. Enough time to seek shelter. Unlike our system, I believe their system is automated and goes off when their computers detect the impending quake.

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    35. Re:You really can't figure that out? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      " it's supposed to alert a whole lot of people to look out for a car with a kidnapped child."

      EXTREME over-reaching for the goal. The Amber alert crap should have never been put in the phone in the first place. If i want specific notifications, I WILL ADD THEM MYSELF using standard web services. The entire premise of this sort of system is to keep deep hooks into the phone that they can manipulate. I saw the alerts on the highway as I drove home last night, no need to override my pocket computer.

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    36. Re:You really can't figure that out? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      "Are you really willing to sacrifice getting annoyed for a few seconds in exchange for the slim chance of saving a child?"

      You lost the argument here. You can just claim 'for the children' to justify every over reach. If I want Amber Alerts I WILL SIGN UP FOR THEM.

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    37. Re:You really can't figure that out? by spire3661 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I dont care about someone's missing kid in a world of SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE. Its jsut not a concern of mine at all. If it was, i would add notifications to my phone. That is the point, dont recruit me AND MY PROPERTY, i will come to you if the need arises.

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    38. Re:You really can't figure that out? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't have been put in the phone in the first place. Imagine if they did this to your personal PC, would yo be so laissez-faire?

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    39. Re:You really can't figure that out? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      We live in a culture where people manipulate our need to save children from danger to further their own agendas.

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    40. Re:You really can't figure that out? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But if poor implementation (this is not just a text-alert noise, which mutes to vibrate when told to), results in millions of people disabling Amber alerts, then you've dramatically reduced the chance of it "reaching one person who can help find the missing child" next time.

      Worse, if it results in reflexively people turning off all such warnings (including weather/emergency alerts), then you've also reduced the chance of people receiving appropriate warnings of danger. Ie, you've increased the risk of preventable deaths.

      In other words, the system most definitely didn't work.

      Any alert that sounds when it's not needed merely trains people to ignore all such alerts. This is pretty basic "emergency" psychology, and hardly new.

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    41. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Blasting hundreds of thousands of people with a sudden loud noise (I read at least one account where the poor guy was listening to MP3s with headphones when it happened), for ONE CHILD with misbehaving parents isn't "kind of selfish"? And in the middle of the night (the New York incident) even more so?

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    42. Re:You really can't figure that out? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      saving children's lives isn't worth a few minutes inconvenience to you.

      Well, apparently it wasn't worth the time to develop a better system.

      If everyone who gets an alert takes 2 minutes out of their busy life to memorize even part of the alert and keep half an eye out as they go about their normal day

      Remember, this was not just a text message. It apparently went off like a fire alarm. In the middle of the night. Repeatedly. As a result, most of the state turned off Amber alerts so they could go back to sleep. Most won't reactivate it. If you repeatedly set off alarms for no or minor reasons, people stop paying attention to alarms. This has been known this since Aesop.

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    43. Re:You really can't figure that out? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      where authorities complained that an AMBER alert hoax cost taxpayers large amounts of money all told ($50-$100k+). I assume the hoaxes cost the same as the "real" ones, so it's clearly impossible that there is hardly any money involved.

      While I agree that Amber alerts are probably bullshit security theatre, I would point out that the "cost" here is likely not the cost of the alert, but the cost of responding to a kidnapping hoax. Ie, everything except the alert. Things that authorities did for any reported kidnapping, before Amber alerts were even thought of.

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    44. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Wookact · · Score: 1

      A quick search for kidnapping statistics shows that every 40 seconds a child is reported missing in the united states.
      12% of the US population lives in California.

      How many alerts do you think should be sent out? If this is not a every once in a while thing, how will you ensure that people will pay any attention to them, and avoid the boy that cries wolf issue.

    45. Re:You really can't figure that out? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Some people need to be awakened by their cellphone if someone deliberately calls them on it at an odd hour. It is understood that you shouldn't call people on the phone when they're sleeping unless it's a genuine emergency that they can do something about if they wake up.

      If the only options are "be crazy obnoxious at 3AM for things I can't be helpful with", "let me sleep blissfully while my job burns to the ground", or "no more broad cast alerts", MOST people will take that third option.M

      If they don't want people to disable the messages entirely, they need to add the option for silent alerts and follow SMS settings.

      Notably, weather alerts are distinctly different IF they are sufficiently localized since they may actually call for getting out of bed and taking action immediatly. OTOH, if they are not sufficiently localized or if they err too far on the side of caution, they'll end up disabled as well.

    46. Re:You really can't figure that out? by bigdanmoody · · Score: 1

      I got it on my Nexus 4. On my phone as well, it was a unique ringtone and very loud. I was relaxing listening to music with headphones. The tone was loud enough to be clearly heard over my headphones even though the phone was on the other side of the room. As you mentioned, it really startled me as my brain immediately starting going through the list of possible alarms that could be making that noise.

    47. Re:You really can't figure that out? by sjames · · Score: 1

      And the chance is also that anyone in a position to help would be sufficiently alerted by a single chirp. Too bad the alert option is all or nothing.

    48. Re:You really can't figure that out? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      This is california we are talking about. Your lucky if you can get to 60 MPH without rear ending a traffic jam.

    49. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, my phone presented me with a screen of options after I acknowledged the alert. There were a few different types of alerts that could be accepted or rejected, which seemed to break down into (roughly) 'something bad is happening to someone else, and maybe you could help them' and 'something bad is about to happen to you, so get ready'. I chose to reject the former, for basically the reasons you said.

    50. Re:You really can't figure that out? by suutar · · Score: 1

      I hope they alerted Arizona, too. The entire state is closer to Boulevard than I am.

    51. Re:You really can't figure that out? by manoweb · · Score: 1

      If only I could mod down your message a hundred times. Now that I know such thing exists I will disable it on all my devices and also show how to do the same to all my friends.

    52. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, because we have this noble concept "No Child's behind left" policy, which enables us to close down schools, lay off teachers, manhandle/shoot children for being children in the school.

      Honestly, I feel bad, sad, and sorry about these kidnappings but spare me these alerts. Let the cops do their job for which they were hired.

      The effectiveness of these alerts will drop to near zero once the frequency of alerts crosses a threshold, just like car alarms.

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    53. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, some of us have decided not to live our lives as totally selfish assholes.

      No, you're just a plain old run-of-the-mill asshole.

    54. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. My son has two friends that are being held as political prisoners in Illinois under the guise of "protect the children". The State of Illinois doesn't even dispute that the children's home in California with their father who has full legal custody of the children is a safe, happy, and healthy home. Nope. Instead, they issue full custody to Mom during a visit by the children, and when violence breaks out in the home, the solution isn't to return the children to California where they are safe and happy. It is to arrest the children without pressing any charges, drug them and torture them. (Yes, repeatedly 'taking blood samples' of a 9 year old child until he agrees to stop saying he wants to go home is torture) The State of Illinois' child protection agency keeps getting checks to hold the kids though.

      It is an unfortunate reality that many parents now have to teach their children that it isn't the 'bad guys' that they have to worry about. It is the 'good guys' that will do them harm.

    55. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      I live in New York. Three weeks ago, we had a flood warning in my area and I got a message similar to the one you did complete with extremely loud sound. The problem is, I've received duplicates of this message every few days for three weeks. I talked to AT&T and all they said was "The message is stuck in the system, we're working on it".

    56. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      The tree structure of replies in Slashdot may be a bit harder than whatever you're used to, but please make an effort to understand it and read the posts in their correct order.

      Wait. My experience tells me that someone unable to get that will also be unable to understand my answer, so I'll say it in a simpler way. The 'think of the children!" argument is what the person I was replying to used. My post was one way of showing him why it didn't work, by showing an example of how his reasoning took us to an absurd conclusion.

      Having said that, your quick reaction to "for the children!" arguments is, even though misapplied in this case, at least better than the common jumping in the bandwagon.

    57. Re:You really can't figure that out? by PneJgY · · Score: 1

      "it vibrated and made a crazy loud noise I'd never heard before"

      I propose that a test Amber Alert should be sent:
      once a week at 1am local time for 2 months
      then once a month on the 15th at 5am for one year
      then at 1pm thereafter on the 5th of each month

      in order to get people to accustomed to the sound their phone will make during these alerts.

    58. Re:You really can't figure that out? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize that the exact same system is used to distribute warnings regarding wild fires, flash floods, tornadoes and any other natural or man made disasters.

      No, it's not. There are separate settings for emergencies and AMBER alerts.

      Though in my area of California the only emergency of note is a major earthquake, and the phone will vibrate as soon as that happens whether it's on or off.

  15. 600 miles. by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    I live in San Francisco, which is 600 miles from San Diego where this alert originated from. For you east coasters that is the equivalent of an Amber Alert in Florida being sent to everybody all the way to Washington DC.

    I quickly researched how to turn off Amber Alerts on my phone, I won't be bothered by them ever again. (On an iphone Settings > Notifications, scroll to very bottom where you find Government Alerts, turn off Amber Alerts, leave on Emergency Alerts since that might actually carry important info.) And that of course is the real issue, by sending such an irrelevant and incredible annoying/distracting message they are inviting large swaths of the population to turn them off. Rules should be established around relevancy (ie, does somebody 600+ miles away need to be a recipient?) in order to keep the system useful.

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    1. Re:600 miles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in San Francisco, which is 600 miles from San Diego where this alert originated from. For you east coasters that is the equivalent of an Amber Alert in Florida being sent to everybody all the way to Washington DC.

      Without commenting on the ridiculousness of the distance, you grossly overstate your case by about 100 miles in both directions. San Francisco to San Diego is barely over 500 miles; Boulevard is a bit further, but it's still only 557. Meanwhile Jacksonville, FL (pretty far northern FL) to Washington is a hair over 700 miles. "Significantly further than Washington, DC to Boston" would have been a much better comparison.

    2. Re:600 miles. by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      There's this thing called rounding, and you would round 557 to 600, and sorry I didn't bother to google mapping directions from SF to Boulevard for pin point accuracy. The point is, it is very far away from where I live, and therefore most likely completely irrelevant.

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    3. Re:600 miles. by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

      At least you have the option to disable the alerts on your phone.
      I have an unbranded phone; that apparently supports WEA; but doesn't have any options to disable the alerts (since that's a US specific functionality)

      As for the alert going across the state; you can blame the Gov't for issuing the alert state-wide, rather than for specific counties.

  16. Re:Seriously? by EzInKy · · Score: 2

    You don't think a uselesss AMBER alert should be bitched about? Even the people who take these things seriously are going to lose interest when they overly broad.

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  17. I don't see much of a problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Informative

    The radius needs to be quite wide, because a person can travel a great distance in a car in a short period of time. 800 miles would not be unreasonable depending on when the missing child was reported.

    Abducted children are often taken quite far away.

    The fact it was an Amber alert tells you a child is involved, and the alert had all other information needed to report something, basically the plates and make/model of the car.

    I guess the different times of reception are an issue but something is better than nothing, and it takes time to work through a list of many cell phone numbers to send out an alert... obviously they do need to improve on the speed of that, and try to remove duplicates.

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    1. Re:I don't see much of a problem by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Then you have a problem because the message was state wide not distance based. If you really think sending a text message to over a third of the country if someone goes missing in Pittsburgh (everyone in states within 800 miles) is going to do anything but lead to pissing people off and millions turning the alerts off then go for it.

    2. Re:I don't see much of a problem by EvanED · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The radius needs to be quite wide, because a person can travel a great distance in a car in a short period of time. 800 miles would not be unreasonable depending on when the missing child was reported.

      By that reasoning, at the time the AMBER alert was issued, it would have been justifiable to announce it to about 1/2 of the continental US.

      Reasoning:
      - The kidnapping occurred no later than ~8pm Sunday
      - The earliest AMBER alerts (according to the summary) started around ~11pm Monday; let's be kind and say that they started around 8pm
      - That gives 24 hours for the kidnapper to get somewhere
      - If the kidnapper drove at 60 mph for that time (that is... moderately realistic if he planned for it), he'd be able to clear 1,440 miles
      - The entire west coast up to Seattle would be in fairly easy range; Austin would be in range; Houston is barely out of range according to 1440 miles (though Google Maps estimates it at under 21 hours, and puts New Orleans at 25 hrs); Omaha is a bit out of range by 1440 miles (but in range per Google Maps's estimate of 22:40); Sheridan, WY and the Montana border are in range

      And that's just counting what he'd be able to do by the time the alert was issued. Want them to plan ahead for where he might be in another 12 hours? Chicago, Indianapolis, Atlanta, etc. are all in fairly easy range; Tampa, Pittsburgh, and Raleigh are maybe possible.

    3. Re:I don't see much of a problem by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Exactly how many children are abducted a year (really abducted, not taken by a parent who lost custody)? How many amber alerts a year?

      If they're in the same order of magnitude, I'd be okay with this. Somehow I doubt it.

      I started getting similar (unstoppably) alerts for a weather advisory in the area. Not a hurricane or tornado. Just "severe rain". Do these people realize that these sorts of alerts really don't do much except remind people to let in their cats and dogs and close the windows?

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    4. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a huge problem.

      The socio-economic decision has been taken to risk waking up 40 million people from their night's sleep because a child is believed abducted.

      Sure, you would justify this not by utilitarianism but according to ethics of duty. THINK OF THE CHILD. HOW CAN YOU VALUE NOT BEING DISTURBED MORE THAN A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF SAVING A CHILD?

      The problem is in how to reconcile this with all other decisions taken and priorities made.

      If a teenager is missing from home and suspected of having run away, but may in fact have been kidnapped, why not wake up 40 million people?

      If a 3 year old isn't seen by their parents in a mall and security haven't gotten any reports, why not wake up 40 million people?

      If a one-of-a-kind type of highly exotic bird is missing from a zoo, why not wake up 40 million people?

      If an act of terrorism has happened and the perpetrators are stil at large, why not wake up 40 million people?

      It's like a completely separate and parallel system of ethics has been invented in order to justify this particular act, which sees no use in other situations, and haven't even been reconciled with those other situations.

    5. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, how are the police to know if it isn't a airplane pilot or has a friend who is one. Given a small jet he could be almost anywhere in 24 hours and truly anywhere in 36. So just send the fucking alert to every phone on earth already. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

    6. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I think around 250 a year of which 75% don't meet the criteria for an amber alert.

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    7. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or just go to mexico a couple mi away in this case

    8. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amusing that staunchly anti-government SuperKendall is so supportive of such an obvious government failure; AKA the Amber alert program.

      But then, none of your arguments are ever based on data, so it's not surprising. You even use the "something must be done!" justification that it's better than nothing. Hilarious.

    9. Re:I don't see much of a problem by sootman · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's just wake up the whole country for what is usually custodial interference, because if there's one thing people are good at, it's spotting license plates when they're home sleeping in bed. Hope you like getting an average of one alert every two minutes. (203,900+58,200)/365 = about 700 per day, and that's not even counting the runaways. Let's say the bulk of the country lives in one of ten major metropolitan areas... you'd still get them 70 times per day. Even if only 1 in 10 gets an alert, that's 7 per day... 50 per week, 2500 per year.

      But we don't get that many, do we? No matter which way you look at it, someone is deciding which cases are worth waking everyone up for and which aren't. You can let the government decide, or you can decide for yourself.

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    10. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what if they ditch the car and get a rental? Once you're just a few hours outside the window of opportunity the chances of your information even being useful is negligible. I'm not even a car person. I'm a pedestrian. I have no idea what a Nissan Versa even looks like. The chances of me picking a single one out in busy traffic is practically zero.

      Probably what will happen is they'll keep pissing us off with these alerts until we demand they install even more plate readers to stop it...for the children!

    11. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Curate · · Score: 1

      LMAO, I'm in the Seattle area and I *just* got the amber alert a few minutes ago (at 5:05pm Pacific time). What a joke. I'm on Verizon btw.

    12. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, they read your comment. We are getting this alert in Seattle right now.

    13. Re:I don't see much of a problem by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Uh oh! Fairbanks, Alaska is in play now! It's been 72 hours, and San Diego to Fairbanks is only 61 hours' drive! Better send an AMBER alert to Fairbanks!

    14. Re:I don't see much of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, they DID send the Alerts all the way up to Seattle, the blasted thing woke me up all the way up here.

  18. anoying and useless... by greywire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, I was watching cable tv when the show was interrupted by the EBS (with a computer synthesized voice, no less, yet it still sounded like a bad CB radio). My cable box inexplicably returned to some random channel that I wasnt watching. Thanks Time Warner and Motorola, your cable box SUCKS in yet another aspect. Then, hours later (at like 10pm or so), all three t-mobile cell phones got the alert. We got the alert yet again the next day. For something that occurred at around 5PM? The suspect could have been out of state or in mexico by then. At the time I was thinking, what makes this kid so special, this sort of thing probably happens daily.. I didn't know the details on the story until the next day. This might be useful if it arrived within, say, an hour or less of the incident and was sent to phones geographically within the area the suspect could have traveled in that amount of time (80 miles?).

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    1. Re:anoying and useless... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Amber alert is so-named because that's who it's for finding, little white girls who could be named Amber.

      Where in holy hell do you go to get a list of Amber alerts anyway? You sure can't go to Amberalert.gov, they don't have any useful information there. You can get press releases there, but not amber alerts. Your tax dollars at rest! Oh wait, on the site index, I found a link to missingkids.com. Wait, that's just another informational page on amber alerts! If this program's goal were to find missing kids then the whole front page of amberalert.gov would be [the] current amber alert[s]. It isn't. It's to give the appearance of giving a shit. (Holy shit, the front page of missingkids.com has no missing kids on it, either.)

      Amber alerts are bullshit from bullshit people.

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    2. Re:anoying and useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd really like some answers to this too. This is another public service only available for privileged people.

    3. Re:anoying and useless... by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a European in the USA, I have noticed that there is a stronger tendency to think that "something must be done" for every issue, even if that "something" makes no sense.

      Amber alters are one of those "somethings"

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    4. Re:anoying and useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the top of amberalert.gov there is a link in red text: 'active amber alerts'.

    5. Re:anoying and useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked the very first text at the very top of the page in bright red text and it linked me to http://www.missingkids.com/Amber which has a list of the currently missing kids. They claim to have recovered 656 kids so far.

    6. Re:anoying and useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A European who only cares about themselves? What a shocker.

    7. Re:anoying and useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like the 3 kids on the right side of the home page? Or do you mean here http://www.missingkids.com/Amber??

      I don't mean to piss in your cereal but you need to learn to read the fucking screen.

      Granted, if we are only missing 3 kids in the country right now, that is not too bad. That Kaniya girl looks to be about 20 yo and that is not a missing child. There should be a list of all missing children (under 18) as well as a page for all unsolved missing kids.

      Now we come to crux of the nut, the NCMEC is worse than a non-profit (they are usually looking for a cure, that they never want to find) they are a Congressionally authorized clearing house and that means they will spend a lot of time and money talking about how great they are and the greatness of the work they are doing and not so much about doing the FUCKING work.

  19. Not just AT&T by NeveRBorN · · Score: 1

    I can say for sure that it's not just AT&T. A couple of weeks ago, I was receiving alerts every 15 minutes for floods that were happening 400 miles away on the east coast. Add to the this the fact that I couldn't stop the annoying screeching my phone was making without unlocking my phone and confirming the message and you had one hell of a case of distracted driving and nearly two accidents. I'd much rather text while driving 100% of the time. It isn't 1/10th as distracting, and less than 1/100th as infuriating. Perhaps those who thought these messages were a good idea need to rethink their sanity.

    1. Re:Not just AT&T by EvanED · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you find a noisy phone to be too distracting to drive and you don't want the messages anyway, why not just disable them?

      How many people knew that it would even have been an option? If it weren't for this and the previous NYC story, I wouldn't have known about it.

      (My phone doesn't support it I'm pretty sure.)

      Do you nearly get into accidents when a blaring fire truck goes by or is it only a loud cell phone that distracts you to the point where you nearly crash?

      If a firetruck suddenly appeared out of thin air, it may well do so.

      It's not just the loudness it sounds like (having never heard such an alert) but the suddenness and unfamiliarity.

    2. Re:Not just AT&T by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Depends on the noise. I expect to hear sudden noises from outside my car (in my neighborhood, it's unusual when I DON'T hear sirens). I expect normal sounds from my cellphone (ringing, noise from incoming texts/emails,etc). I don't necessarily expect a cellphone to sound off like a siren practically in the ear. Worse, I would be on the road with many other drivers with cell sirens unexpectedly going off in their ears! I can easily see that ending badly.

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    3. Re:Not just AT&T by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if a sudden and unfamiliar noise from your cellphone makes you drive unsafely, then you should get off the fucking road and let the competent people drive.

      I've had one of these go off for the first time while driving in utter silence, and it is extremely startling.

      I don't think you should make such a disparagement against people who are quick to snap to attention when something suddenly changes while driving; those people are probably being more vigilant than those who are *accustomed* having things suddenly interrupt their driving that they weren't previously aware of.

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    4. Re:Not just AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I think calling it an "unfamiliar noise" is putting it mildly. By most accounts it is like emergency broadcast sound being played at max volume until you acknowledge the message. I'd liken it more to party poppers being continually popped in the back seat. Of course the first one is going to scare the crap out of you and the subsequent ones are going to distract your driving at an exponential rate.

  20. Central Planning by mfwitten · · Score: 1

    It does NOT work.

    Things are built well when people want them, let alone need them.

    1. Re:Central Planning by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. There are good reasons for enforced standards, but they have to be enforced well or they will be ignored.

      I'm in the security business. And I guess I'm preaching the choir when I say that IT security is sub par in most companies. For the same reason this emergency broadcasting system is FUBAR: Costs money, doesn't make money. Same with security. Costs money, nobody wants to pay for it.

      So if there is NO regulation, no minimum standard requirements, no fines for negligence, companies will simply ignore it altogether beyond their own, personal gains. And while there is actually at least some self interest in ITSEC (after all, few companies would enjoy the idea of having their corporate data being published), there is exactly ZERO interest of AT&T and others to invest a single penny in such an emergency broadcasting system. There is absolutely NO gain for them.

      Of course they will implement it at the lowest cost possible. And yes, that may include risking a fine if said fine is low enough. Fines are just a part of risk management and the equation of "chance incident * cost of incident / cost of implementation". They just increase the cost of an incident. Nothing more. Detach yourself from the idea that companies give a shit anymore about their goodwill, they learned that the population has the long term memory of a goldfish and will forget whatever crimes they commit faster than they forget their wedding day.

      So unless the fines are steep enough for a shoddy implementation of that emergency system, there will be no improvements. As long as it is more expensive to build a good system than to simply pay a token sum whenever something goes wrong, companies will opt for the latter.

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  21. NSA and FCC. No I am not paranoid by rlh100 · · Score: 1

    Now not only does the NSA keep track of most of the meta data on our emails and phone calls, now the FCC has a way to send a message to everyone who has a phone. What's next? . . .

    And I like the government.

    Send your thoughts to the FCC and the President

  22. Now everyone is connected by 2 hops! by bugnuts · · Score: 0

    AMBER alert over.
    Resume your TINFOIL alert.

  23. Now I know how to turn it off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing this was successful at was prompting me to figure out how to turn off the Amber alert notifications on my phone. I have received it 4 times now on two devices over a 16 hour period, the message appears the same every time.

  24. Re:Seriously? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    *turns over*

    Wake me when the alert goes black.
    Black?
    Yeah, when the power's out so we don't get any colorful alerts anymore.

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  25. Re:Seriously? by TheGeneration · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The message was completely irrelevant for those of us 600+ miles away. I don't even own a car, I live in an urban area. I literally have NO idea what a Nissan Versa looks like. Literally NONE. I NEVER look at license plates on vehicles while I'm walking. NEVER.

    These messages have ZERO relevance. Send me a pic of the kids or the kidnapper. I don't give a shit about the fucking make/model of a car that is 600 miles away (the distance from Washington DC to Florida btw).

    I can only imagine what people in the far Northern side of the state in Shasta or Humboldt thought of it all. 900 miles away something happened and they are also getting this message.

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  26. Re:poor implementation has little to do with AT&am by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
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  27. So the Common Good got screwed... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... by the ineptitude, apathy, and selfishness of a corporate contractor? News at 10:54pm!

  28. Re:Seriously? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    How may traffic accidents are caused by these?

    The number has got to be non-zero.

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  29. I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by tji · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My phone made an awful, loud, startling noise. I had never heard it before, and it scared the crap out of me. It sounded like a fire alarm. Once I realized it was my phone, my first thought was some sort of disaster requiring evacuation. Once I saw the message, it was only confusing. No real information, no linkage to details.

    A google search turned up more about the Amber alert, which I discovered was several hours away from me in Southern California. I'm in Northern California. The details on the web mentioned that they were suspected of escaping to Texas. So, it was absolutely irrelevant to me. I immediately looked into how to disable it, and had it disabled in a couple minutes. 75% of the others I talked to today also disabled there Amber alerts.

    1. The alarm should be more moderate, or at least adjustable. It was very startling. If I had been driving when it went off, I think the effect would have been dangerous. I would have left it on if I could disable the audio alarm and just get the message.

    2. It needs more information, or at least a simlpe click-through to details, location radius / distance from me, pictures of the people involved, etc.

    1. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in southern California and never even got a message... strange.

    2. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      What kind of phone do you have? It's not a text message that was sent, and phones have to have explicit support. It's a reasonably new "feature", so believable that it wouldn't be present.

    3. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by mino · · Score: 1

      2. It needs more information, or at least a simlpe click-through to details, location radius / distance from me, pictures of the people involved, etc.

      FYI, URLs aren't permitted:

      A CMAS Alert Message processed by a Participating CMS Provider must not include an embedded Uniform Resource Locator (URL)

    4. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the rules are stupid.

    5. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

      Regarding #2. That was an intentional design of the system. Since the notices are either issued for specific counties, or state-wide; that's millions of cell-phones getting the message (hopefully) at one time. They did not want people to have easy immediate access to more information, by triggering a data-connection, potentially overloading the cell-towers.

      As for point #1. THat would be nice, but they wanted to harmonize it with the Emergency ALert system as on TV. (loud blaring alarm, (possibly) reading out the message, can't opt-out short of turning off your TV) I'm so glad we don't get the "*KLAXON* Heavy Rain Warning for the following counties" every week during the summer like out east.

    6. Re:I disabled mine, I'm sure many others did too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Links are not included in WEA messages because the carrier networks can, and do, get overloaded when all those cell phone users click the link at the same time.

  30. Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a little) by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They used the national emergency service to inform the population about some child being kidnapped. Erh... Ok, now please tell me why I should care. Yes, yes, it's probably heart breaking for the parents, and yes, yes, if it was my child I'd certainly love to use it for that but the problem is: 99.something % of the population do not give half a fuck, let alone keep an eye out for that car. "Why the fuck should I care about some random brat I don't know about?" will probably be the reaction of nearly ALL the people who got that message.

    I see a "cry wolf" scenario waiting to happen. Some day in the future, something actually important, something that actually is meaningful to most of the population, will happen and people will simply click it away after reading "AMBER AL...", thinking "fuck, that kidnapping fad's getting worse than spam texts".

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  31. Worse than useless - here's how to disable them. by Sarusa · · Score: 3, Informative

    On iOS: settings -> notifications -> Government Alerts down at the bottom. You can turn off just Amber alerts.

    On Android: open the Android messaging /application/, then menu -> settings -> emergency alerts -> disable Amber alerts.

  32. Re:Seriously? by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    We have a similar system in the Netherlands.
    I subscribed to it very early on but unsubscribed after very few relevant messages and more often not getting messages that would have been relevant to my location.
    Atleast the messages I got were understandable.

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  33. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by hawguy · · Score: 2

    They used the national emergency service to inform the population about some child being kidnapped. Erh... Ok, now please tell me why I should care. Yes, yes, it's probably heart breaking for the parents, and yes, yes, if it was my child I'd certainly love to use it for that but the problem is: 99.something % of the population do not give half a fuck, let alone keep an eye out for that car. "Why the fuck should I care about some random brat I don't know about?" will probably be the reaction of nearly ALL the people who got that message.

    I see a "cry wolf" scenario waiting to happen. Some day in the future, something actually important, something that actually is meaningful to most of the population, will happen and people will simply click it away after reading "AMBER AL...", thinking "fuck, that kidnapping fad's getting worse than spam texts".

    If you don't care about Amber alerts, you can disable them in your phone while still receiving the other emergency alerts.

    If you get a message that starts "AMBER AL...", then you can safely ignore it if you don't care about child abductions since Amber alerts are specifically for child abductions.

  34. Re:Seriously? Yes! by venicebeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're right, the Amber Alert would be much more useful if they provided the exact location of the vehicle.

  35. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Oh. Very convenient. Though it shoudl be opt-in.

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  36. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Oh. Very convenient. Though it shoudl be opt-in.

    The whole point of opt-out systems is that they're used when few people would choose to opt-in.

    This one fails dismally because they've made it so incredibly annoying that almost everyone goes to the trouble of figuring out how to disable them.

  37. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because women are never abusive.

  38. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the point of having it be opt-in? No one would use it then. You can "opt-in" to listen to a police radio, too, but the whole point is to tell the general public.

    But when I've seen them where I am, they are just posted on highway signs, which I think is less intrusive for some people, but still gets the word out to those out and about.

  39. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    On iOS: settings -> notifications -> Government Alerts down at the bottom. You can turn off just Amber alerts.

    Thank you - I haven't had to deal with these phone alerts yet so I hadn't noticed this setting; but now I've disabled them preemptively.

    I don't know about other areas of the US, but around here (Puget Sound region, Washington state) we've got all sorts of computer-controlled signage on our major freeways. For the past couple years these have included Amber Alert notices when those occur. There's no real benefit to having them also appear on my phone - if I'm not in my car, I'm not likely to notice random automobile makes and license plates.

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  40. Beyond the alert itself.. it's the timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in a day long meeting in the Bay Area today and peoples phones (only AT&T) were going off till 2pm. The alert itself could have had more info, but the real issue this post is pointing out is that AT&T could not deliver the alerts in a timely and reliable way.

  41. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by hawguy · · Score: 1

    Oh. Very convenient. Though it shoudl be opt-in.

    The whole point of opt-out systems is that they're used when few people would choose to opt-in.

    This one fails dismally because they've made it so incredibly annoying that almost everyone goes to the trouble of figuring out how to disable them.

    You've just explained why it wasn't set up as an opt-in system -- few people would chose to opt-in. Since nearly everyone that's complaining about the message didn't realize that there was even an option to disable the alerts, non of those people would have opted in, so having them opt-out now is no worse. But most of the rest of the people that don't really care about the alerts (or don't know they can turn them off), will keep them enabled.

  42. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If nobody would use it, what purpose does it serve? Unless I'm kinda mistaken here it's a service nobody wants. The population doesn't want it and the service providers sure as hell could do without it.

    So who wants it?

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  43. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    They used the national emergency service to inform the population about some child being kidnapped. Erh... Ok, now please tell me why I should care. Yes, yes, it's probably heart breaking for the parents, and yes, yes, if it was my child I'd certainly love to use it for that but the problem is: 99.something % of the population do not give half a fuck, let alone keep an eye out for that car. "Why the fuck should I care about some random brat I don't know about?" will probably be the reaction of nearly ALL the people who got that message.

    I am skeptical that 99% of the population is as apathetic as you are, especially when it comes to the welfare of children. This is not a "think of the children" situation where the welfare of children is used to leverage some other cause. This is a case where the welfare of a child is actually at stake. Of course we care. And really, no one is asking you to get out of bed and join a search party. The point is that the information is now in you head so that if you see a car matching the description you will be aware.

    I see a "cry wolf" scenario waiting to happen. Some day in the future, something actually important, something that actually is meaningful to most of the population, will happen and people will simply click it away after reading "AMBER AL...", thinking "fuck, that kidnapping fad's getting worse than spam texts".

    False alarms are definitely an issue with Amber alerts as often they are issued without meeting the criteria, usually when the child is abducted by a family member in a custody dispute and is not really in danger. But if you are saying that a real child abduction is not a real emergency, I hope I'm not alone in disagreeing with you.

  44. AT&T by buss_error · · Score: 1

    AT&T - for all that it's the same name as the precursor of the inventor of the telephone system and many innovative systems, is sadly not even a pale ghost of it's former glory. What they are is group of clue avoiding MBAs cum lawyers running a reconstituted monopoly to maximize shareholder profits and piss off customers. They are worse than that barking dog that just won't SHUT UP, they are a drag on innovation, competition, and customer service. While they do a great job of "servicing" their customers, it's not in a way that is appreciated or desired by those same customers. Besides, they use crunchy peanut butter as lube. With no "reach around". (I know how disgusting a mental image that is. Sorry, but that's about what I feel about them.)

    If I had the power, anyone at AT&T (Indeed, ANY telco) above lower management would be forever barred from working anywhere near telecommunications, internet, or anything more advanced than a grill for flipping burgers. Even that I would consider high risk; food poisoning, you know.

    America: Highest Internet costs, Lowest Internet speeds. Go figure.

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    1. Re:AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T is actually Southern Bell.

      Southern Bell acquired what was left of AT&T some years ago, and knowing the miserable reputation that they (Southern Bell) already had, changed their name to AT&T. All that did was sully the AT&T brand.

    2. Re:AT&T by Megane · · Score: 1

      It was Southwestern Bell (aka SBC), you idiot. They gobbled up most of the other baby bells one at a time (Pacific Bell first, then Southern Bell, then I don't know who) until they eventually bought AT&T, which was only a long distance company at the time, but they happily took its name and changed it to lowercase: at&t

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  45. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by hawguy · · Score: 1

    If nobody would use it, what purpose does it serve? Unless I'm kinda mistaken here it's a service nobody wants. The population doesn't want it and the service providers sure as hell could do without it.

    So who wants it?

    Parents of abducted children?

  46. It basically worked... by dtgibson · · Score: 1

    Sure the implementation could be better, like a followup link/swipe for more info, but a kid was missing. I knew if I saw a blue Versa with that license plate I could call the police and help that kid out.

    I could have taken a second to google it if I wanted the full story, but the point of the notification was to make people look around altogether at once for a moment.

    Why do so many people seem so upset about being woken up by an Amber alert? They've got to improve the notifications but I don't mind being bothered for a second every once in a while if it could do some good in a big way.

    1. Re:It basically worked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't it just be a text then? Then you can control it and look at it when you are awake. Anyone else that is awake will jusread it and respond rather than turn teh alerts off. As a project manager this has not really been thought through very well from many angles...

    2. Re:It basically worked... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're upset about being woken up by it as much as they're upset it cost 25 million dollars and had a less positive net effect than your average chain letter.

    3. Re:It basically worked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do so many people seem so upset about being woken up by an Amber alert? They've got to improve the notifications but I don't mind being bothered for a second every once in a while if it could do some good in a big way.

      Don't know about you, but it takes me considerably longer than "a second" to get back to sleep after being startled out of a deep sleep by a blaring alarm. If it happens too late (say, 2-3AM) I stand a good chance of not getting back to sleep at all. What upsets me with this particular issue is it's a simple fix - instead of only ON/OFF let me set a time range where the alert is silent. At *least* for the Amber Alerts, where - as is so obviously the case - if I'm in bed I'm NOT going to see the damn car. Just have the phone receive the message and I can see it in the morning before heading out.

    4. Re:It basically worked... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Because many of these people have to get up and drive a 4000 pound death machine the next morning. Some of use are lucky enough to be able to go right back to sleep when startled awake in the middle of the night. Not everyone is so lucky. Some of us have infants that will sleep through the alarm. Not everyone is so lucky. Waking up these less fortunate people is not only a danger to them, but it is a danger to everyone else that has to be on the road with them.

  47. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Living in SoCal, I can attest to the following statement:

    Locals put bumper stickers on their cars which read "WHERE IN THE HELL IS BOULEVARD?"

    which is documented here

  48. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by EvanED · · Score: 1

    I am skeptical that 99% of the population is as apathetic as you are, especially when it comes to the welfare of children.

    At 2:22am with regards to an event hundreds of miles away? I bet they are...

  49. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Hmm... quite a small target group, no wonder no funds are being made available to push it.

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  50. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by venicebeach · · Score: 0

    Also in this case, the "random brat" that you don't care about was abducted after her mother and brother were burned to death.

    story

  51. Re:Seriously? Yes! by wgoodman · · Score: 1

    I got the message six times. I was in a bar and had already seen the keno machines go nuts displaying it. Unless the car drove through the room, there wasn't a damned thing I could do to catch someone a few hundred miles away. End result is that I disabled Amber alerts on my phone.

  52. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What does that change? I still cannot see the public interest.

    If you said that he was an escaped child molester who kidnapped a random child on his or her way home from school, I can well see it. There is an inherent danger that he will do it again.

    Motivation for a crime is a key element when assessing the threat an individual poses. Not the way the crime was committed. I'd be more wary of a hitman who cleanly killed his mark with a single headshot than of a husband who tortured his cheating wife to death by slicing her from toe to head with a filet knife. Yes, the latter is far more brutal and cruel, but the former is far more likely to repeat his crime.

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  53. Re:Seriously? Yes! by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    Sure, but they usually can't afford the better lawyer, although there is some courtroom bias in their favor.

    Look at the overall numbers, and there are more abusive fathers (and boyfriends of mothers) than mothers.

  54. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    600 miles away can be a 7 or so hour drive depending on the stops and how fast you can go. By the time the alert gets to your phone, they could be over half way there.

  55. Not the point by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    Of *course* it is annoying at the same time it is busy being useless. It has nothing to do with the nature of the emergency and everything to do with keeping the citizens hyper-vigilant...er, scared. Now excuse me I've got to get ready for the Two Minute Hate.

  56. Re:DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLES COMMENTS by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    I was around a group of people who all looked at their phone, recognized it, acknowledged it and went about their evening. Why people are even complaining, is beyond me. There's nothing wrong with what went out. It was a good test and I expected to see more in the future. The alert is a non-story (the kidnapping is a story).

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  57. Re:Seriously? by EvanED · · Score: 1

    600 miles away can be a 7 or so hour drive depending on the stops and how fast you can go.

    I'm guessing someone who recently committed murder and kidnapping wouldn't want to push 90mph, though I haven't really driven in CA.

    Except that it wasn't even 7 hours after, it was more than 24 hours after. The chances that the guy was even in CA at that point seem pretty remote. News articles say that their best info is that he was headed to Canada or Texas; both of those are more than easily reachable in well under that time. Heck, according to Google maps it'd probably be possible to get completely across Texas to New Orleans, or almost to Edmonton, CA in that time.

  58. Amber alert in my state by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2

    I live in the eastern US and also am an AT&T customer. A few months ago I got blasted awake by an Amber alert in the middle of the night. It was the loudest sound I ever have heard coming from my iPhone. I honestly did not know it was possible for the phone to produce a sound that loud. I was less than thrilled at having received no warning about this being implemented. The next morning I read up on how to disable the alerts. If you haven't received an Amber alert on your phone, disable them now because you definitely do not want your first experience to be your phone screaming like a banshee in the middle of the night.

    1. Re:Amber alert in my state by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Isn't an Amber alert specifically something you don't wake people up for? The whole point is to make use of the citizenry as a distributed search system. People who are sleeping are pretty bad at looking out for missing kids.

      You wake people up for things like tsunamis, nuclear war, and radiological attacks. That's about all I can think of.

    2. Re:Amber alert in my state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wake people up for things like tsunamis, nuclear war, and radiological attacks. That's about all I can think of.

      You obviously don't live in tornado alley.

  59. Re:Seriously? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    yes a state wide alert should be for dangers like "incoming tsunami run for the hills"

  60. I did not get any message, and I'm glad. by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    A Verizon cellphone in the room at the time did, however and it was slightly less useful than getting no message at all. My tax dollars at work, woo-hoo!

    (No seriously, if you were in any way responsible for lobbying for, voting for, or implementing any part of this useless piece of dog shit I could beat with a 50 line perl script and a 10-year old email server you can seriously GO FUCK YOURSELF.)

  61. Haven't ready any comments but... by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    240 miles away is perfectly reasonable for someone suspected to be on the run. [Insert The Fugitive quotes here.] 240 miles at an average speed of 50mph is under 5 hours. Hell, in 10 hours, they can be in New Mexico at a very leisurely pace.

    As for the content of the alert, it would be nice if there was more info but what more do you need than "Amber Alert" and the vehicle description? The cops don't want you to take them down. They want you to report the location of the vehicle if you see it. That doesn't require the life history of the people involved or a thorough report of the event.

  62. Re:Seriously? by KillAllNazis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe, but so is the number of accidents caused by placemats.

  63. Not the first amber alert in california by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened last year and it was incredibly annoying with verizon. I got 4 notifications on my phone (alert messages) at 3 or 4 in the morning, a phone call on my phone with a recorded message, and then right after I got a phone call on my LAN line three times about this and I think that was it. I may be called a douchebag but I unsubscribed after that experience. I think it's great that the system exists but there were NO notification that people would get these notifications and when the sound is just as scary as a nuke warning, you think you're going to die at 3 in the morning. I don't necessarily go out and when I do I tend not to look at people anyways. They should at least provide a picture of the kid that was kidnapped or something. A simple message isn't very good at describing anything.

  64. This is pure security theater by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is as beautiful an example of idiotic, worthless, counterproductive security theater as we've seen.

    For starters, the implementation is something I'd expect from a drunk college sophomore who's been pulling C grades in CS courses. It's miserable. The most significant effects it's had have been to alarm, confuse, annoy and distract people -- some of whom were driving. Great idea, that last one: cause their cell phone to make a noise they've heard before so that it increases the probability they'll pick it up and look at it.

    Second, the lack of detail is outrageously stupid. A recipient of this message who just happened to see such a vehicle might approach it because there's nothing in it warning them not to.

    Third, sending it 24 hours later is idiotic. Any competent murdered would be in a different vehicle by then. (Once again, police assume that everyone is as stupid as they are. Most people aren't.)

    Fourth, sending it multiple times ensures that many people will disable it. Way to go, alleged public safety officials.

    Finally, the entire concept behind this is insane. Untrained civilians are poor observers (as anyone who's studied trial witness dynamics for even an hour knows). How many blue cars got reported because they might be Nissan Versas? (I have no idea what one of those looks like; hell, I didn't even know there was such a model.) How much manpower got diverted to deal with all those false reports instead of being used to pursue leads based on hard evidence?

    This is just another case of lazy, sloppy, incompetent police work -- like we saw in Boston when they closed down the entire city and rolled armored vehicles through the streets to catch one frightened teenager and STILL couldn't manage to pull it off. It seems that the pigs in California only know how to drink coffee and shoot helpless unarmed civilians in the back -- something challenging, like tracking down a murderer, is far beyond their pitifully feeble minds.

    1. Re:This is pure security theater by nschubach · · Score: 1

      We've had a few of these alerts in the Ohio area and people here pretty much ignore them now. They go off in a conference room, everyone knows what it is and they just keep on doing what they were before. Most don't even read them. "Oh, another Amber alert"

      It's not that people "don't care". It's that the alert isn't going to amount to anything to someone sitting on a conference or the office. I certainly don't remember what kind of car the alert mentions on my drive home let alone a license plate number.

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    2. Re:This is pure security theater by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You forgot that an Amber alert has never led to the return of a kidnapped child.

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    3. Re:This is pure security theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from wikipedia article on amber alerts

      Rae Leigh was the first child in the U.S. to be recovered as a result of an AMBER Alert when she was 8 weeks old in November 1998.

      and

      As of August 2002, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children reported that 17 children had been successfully recovered after an Amber alert was issued, including one case in which the abductor released the child after hearing the alert.

    4. Re:This is pure security theater by nigelo · · Score: 1

      > This is as beautiful an example of idiotic, worthless, counterproductive security theater as we've seen.

      On the contrary, this kind of episode will easily increase the acceptance of automated license-plate scanning by the general population, if only because it *could* stop the need for these kinds of messages.

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    5. Re:This is pure security theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, 17 kids in what, 15 years? I think more choke on hotdogs each year.

      Now, tell us how many people got tickets (or crashed their car, or got woken up in the middle of the night, causing untold problems the next day) because of this alert going off.

  65. Info on the amber alert by mayberry42 · · Score: 1

    By a godly coincidence, I read this article on CNN right after bumping into this one. For those wanting more information on the mysterious amber alert, here it is: http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/07/justice/california-amber-alert/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

    1. Re:Info on the amber alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.amberalert.gov/statistics.htm

  66. Re:Seriously? by wulfhere · · Score: 1

    If only I had mod points. That's an insightful comment if ever I heard one.

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  67. Went as far north as Portland by nateman1352 · · Score: 1

    I live in Portland, OR area and got this message at about 11pm that day. I think that puts the radius more around 1000 miles. My carrier is Sprint.

  68. Not surprising.. by wbr1 · · Score: 1
    I am in VA and on Ting, every time I had a CMAS weather alert my phone would do the annoying emergency alarm several times. One time there was a flash flood watch for my city and the neighboring county, that's 2 alerts, then it kept repeating about every 10 minutes.

    Plus, it is a text message and character limited, so it is hard to put detail in. Links would be nice, but they take space, and lets face it, not all phones can follow links, even with smartphone penetration where it is.

    Ultimately I turned them off due to annoyance. Of course one cannot turn off the presidential alerts. I presume I will get one of those when I finally get my Social Security check.

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  69. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am skeptical that 99% of the population is as apathetic as you are, especially when it comes to the welfare of children. This is not a "think of the children" situation where the welfare of children is used to leverage some other cause. This is a case where the welfare of a child is actually at stake. Of course we care. And really, no one is asking you to get out of bed and join a search party. The point is that the information is now in you head so that if you see a car matching the description you will be aware.

    Then they should provide time-of-day settings for the alerts - or at least the Amber alerts. During the day when I may be out and about, sure make noise and I might find it useful. Overnight when I'm trying to sleep, stay quiet. I'll read it in the morning. Add to that, they should allow me to set the obnoxiousness of the alert (again, at least the Amber alert) so it isn't heart-stopping or accident-inducing. Making it highly obnoxious 24x7, with the only available option ON/OFF, simply ensures people are going to turn it off, even some of those who do care about the welfare of the child.

  70. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go through the cases individually, and you'll find it's a lot more equal than you'd like to admit. When cops get called out, they're far more likely to assume the male is the aggressor - and in fact, they will most likely behave in a dominant fashion toward the male, and certainly behave in a sympathetic fashion toward a whimpering female in a given situation. That behaviour causes things to get worse. I've heard of a man being arrested after the female stabbed him in the arm. I've seen men arrested after women assaulted them. I've lived through it with an ex- who was both abusive and aggressive, and would go crying to any male around.

    Then there was my mother, who beat herself up and called the police. They prosecuted my father for it, too. That'll go in your statistics in spite of it being a complete lie.

    For the record, that didn't happen just the once, either. It happened at least twice, and probably a lot more often than that. Remember: I lived through it. This is first hand.

    (I also lived through it when my mother tried to stab me with a kitchen knife, after through dinner plates at me, then started screaming that I was going to assault her. She had a knife, I was barefoot, and surrounded by broken crockery and glass: she was simply putting on a scene for whoever was listening.)

    In much the same way that insurance companies ask if you've had any alcohol within the 24 hours preceding a car accident, the statistics you cite simply reflect social bias. Serial killers are usually intelligent white males, so when someone starts researching a serial killer the model begins with "Assuming a white male, intelligent..." If something doesn't fit that profile, it's far more likely to be dropped, and thus not represented in the statistics.

    Social bias has it that women are weaker, and need defended from the evil bad mean big bully males, who beat them up. (Social bias completely forgets that women have faster reflexes, and the strength difference between men and women isn't as great as most believe it is, making a fight more of an even match.) Women are dainty and girly and tiday, not aggressive and non-violent, while mean eat steak and drink beer, drive cars fast, pick fights, and shout a lot. Women don't go and get in fights, but guys do.

    This is all bullshit. Time to update your profile of humanity.

  71. Made up statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    99.9 in a comment indicates a made up statistics. Just say 'the huge majority' next time, or overwhelming majority if there are more than five nines after the decimal point.

  72. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who misread the headline as 'Ultra-violent Chimp'?

  73. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Placemats are a necessity in modern society. Having your phone go off like a car alarm in your vehicle, ignoring your settings, is not. You must have half of a wit left to spend after coming up with that one.

  74. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The custodial parent isn't always the more fit, they might just have better lawyers, 'specially abusive, wealthy fathers/husbands.

    Rely on Slashdot to vote this up to +5.

  75. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Entropius · · Score: 1

    In the Baltimore/DC area they also have "Silver Alerts": dementia patient got out, can someone catch him for us? Thankfully they're just on the freeway signs (which normally tell other helpful information like "don't drive drunk" and "YAY SAFETY WOOO". Meanwhile people drive like derps on the Beltway anyway.

  76. This entire thread is a metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for how Americans handle any situation. "What does something that happened x miles away have to do with me? Can't you just let me sleep?" Sure we can. Go back to sleep, kids.

  77. I have all that shit turned off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get any of those stupid alerts on my phone. No amber alerts. No "OMG there's some drizzle in the area!" severe weather alerts. No nothing.

    +1 for a Custom ROM where all of that bullshit can be disabled.

  78. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the "Report suspicious activity" messages on 95, begging you to call and report the driver next to you for having olive skin and a beard so they can be shipped off to Guantanamo bay without any suspicion whatsoever to live out the rest of their natural lives without any legal representation or due process.

  79. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Talderas · · Score: 1

    Custodial parent kidnappings aren't even supposed to permit an amber alert.

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  80. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Entropius · · Score: 1

    I've thought about calling the number and saying "Marion Barry reported to work today, he's more likely to commit a crime than anyone else on this road"

  81. Got an alert for an event 390 miles way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similar weird alert in Las Vegas. Got an alert for a 1988 Ford Thunderbird from Fallon NV (~390 miles away). Yeah, I'll make sure to keep an eye out.

    Looked it up and it was a mom who said some crazy things before leaving with her 5 year old. Not a stranger kidnapping, not even a parental kidnapping/custody disupte, just an endangerment issue.

    http://www.rgj.com/viewart/20130726/NEWS/307260050/Amber-Alert-canceled-Fallon-girl-mother-found

  82. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then I would have location to drive to beat up at least two people/children for disturbing me in the middle of the night.

  83. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I'd be more wary of a hitman who cleanly killed his mark with a single headshot than of a husband who tortured his cheating wife to death by slicing her from toe to head with a filet knife. Yes, the latter is far more brutal and cruel, but the former is far more likely to repeat his crime.

    Is that actually true? What are the stats on people who commit grisly murders? Are they likely to stop at one?

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  84. Re:poor implementation has little to do with AT&am by Qzukk · · Score: 2

    sent the EXACT same nearly useless message (which was written by a CA agency and approved by FEMA before being sent out)

    Just as a note, that's the EXACT same information every other state provides in an amber alert: city, car and license plate.

    Here in Texas, it's usually the parent on the losing side of the divorce grabbing the kids and running for Mexico.

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  85. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Politicians who know that putting on a big show of protecting children is a vote-winner.

  86. Driving & Texting by fazookus · · Score: 1

    Survivor of the 4:00AM NYC alert debacle here.

    I was told by the he idea of the 'amber alert' alarm blasting out of your cellphone is that if you're on the road you might see the car involved with the crisis and call it in and save the child.

    Problem is that very loud alarm is going to tend to make people pull out their phones, type in the password, and read the message. But driving an texting is very dangerous and justifiably illegal. What are the odds of someone getting killed in a car accident caused by the alarm vs. actually saving the victim?

    I'm thinking the car accident is far more likely.

    PS If you haven't had the pleasure the alarm sound is VERY LOUD and, well, really alarming. When it went off in the very early hour my heart was pounding for a half hour and I never did get back to sleep that morning. I'm wondering how many people will get heart attacks from such an event, now that I think of it.

  87. Re:DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLES COMMENTS by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Apparently, there are lots of people who don't really know how these alerts work on their phones.

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  88. What more do you need? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Look out for a LIC/6WCU986 (CA) Blue Nissan Versa 4 door moron.

    You are not the police so you are not entitled to know everything man. In the meantime while bitching about this on Slashdot you probably missed the BLUE Nissan Versa whizzing past you with the licence 6WCU986 heading North on the freeway.

    If Californians are really that confused when given the license plate number AND description of a car that contains a kidnapped child then I apologize to the whole state of California for containing citizens too stupid for words.

    I would agree that you should be allowed to opt out of this if you truly find the repeated messages sent by police trying to save the life of a child annoying and confusing. I think there should be a "heartless idiot" clause with every cellphone contract that lets self absorbed fucktards opt out of potentially life saving notices.

    In the rest of the country and around the world:

    "'Boulevard, CA AMBER Alert UPDATE: LIC/6WCU986 (CA) Blue Nissan Versa 4 door"

    Is painfully obvious!

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    1. Re:What more do you need? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      Also, if the police knew exactly where the car was they wouldn't be posting an amber alert. Maybe that's all the information they know man because they usually post these things moment after getting the call that a child was abducted. Maybe the repeated annoying messages afterwards might contain relevant updates, in the meantime keep an eye open for the car and call the police if you see it. What the more do you want. Geezus!!!

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    2. Re:What more do you need? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What more do you need?

      I need you to ask the question in the body, not the subject line. Or at dire need, both.

      What more we need is an alert that arrives before the vehicle.

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    3. Re:What more do you need? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of startling people nowhere near the incident, and waking them up in the middle of the night, they should use automated plate readers?

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    4. Re:What more do you need? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You're very clever then, because the message (without any context, without any link to more information) left me totally confused. When I woke up to read the message, I had no idea where Boulevard, CA was. I had no idea that the kidnapping had taken place hours earlier and so could potentially involve my area. I had no way of getting more information than to Google for it - which admittedly isn't that hard, but means that there was no one canonical source for trusted information about the event.

      Since you dragged the rest of the world into it, imagine you're asleep in London. Your phone does its best impression of self destructing, and you get a message saying that a kid was abducted in some town you've never heard of. After searching Google maps, you realize it's east of Frankfurt. You wonder why you're getting random messages about bad things happening 900km away, roll over, and go back to sleep. The next morning, people on Slashdot are calling you a heartless, stupid bastard for not immediately leaping out of bed to look at cars driving down your cul-de-sac off a low-traffic side road. There: that's what it was like for most of us in California.

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    5. Re:What more do you need? by craighansen · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact ... http://www.cbs8.com/story/23053156/amber-alert-for-missing-children-linked-to-deadly-house-fire

      "Tuesday afternoon, CHP officers received information that an automatic license reader along the northbound 57 in Santa Ana, a toll road, has spotted DiMaggio's license plate.

      That hopeful lead ultimately turned out to to be false, according to the sheriff's department."

    6. Re:What more do you need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sound the phone made in the middle of the night was painfully obvious.

      The message was useless.

      Do you know where boulevard CA IS ?

      Do you know how far a car can go in over 24 hours ?

      Waking me up for this alert is as meaningful as waking my friends in Austin, St Louis, Denver, Seattle, and Pheonix. All of those cities are well within range, and if the car is still moving, the alert should be covering the entire country within 48 hours.

      See the problem with the painfully obvious message yet genius ?

    7. Re:What more do you need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. I love it when some brilliant gifted child parses a message, but fails to grasp the uselessness of the information being sent 700 miles NORTH, in the context of searching for a car thought to be heading EAST TOWARDS TEXAS.

    8. Re:What more do you need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Really? Self absorbed fucktards, every single one who voted this insightful.

  89. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    My phone is so old that it runs gingerbread, so I don't even have that setting, you insensitive clod!

    I can only disable "push messages", WTFever those are. It's disabled already. Does that include Amber alerts?

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  90. Re:Seriously? Yes! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, only serious. But more seriously, California has an absolute fuckload of cities in it. That's not surprising for the most populous state. Half the time I have no idea where a random California city is located whatsoever, and I've lived here nearly all my life. Most of those towns are so bad that by the time you're an adult you're wishing someone would kidnap you just to get you out of them. I mean, if you were trapped in Firebaugh, you'd be waiting for a murderer or anyone to come through your door.

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  91. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    The parents of abducted children already know their kid is abducted. There's no point in alerting them.

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  92. Re:Seriously? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The message was completely irrelevant for those of us 600+ miles away. I don't even own a car, I live in an urban area. I literally have NO idea what a Nissan Versa looks like. Literally NONE. I NEVER look at license plates on vehicles while I'm walking. NEVER.

    There are lots of valid objections in this thread, but all of yours are stupid. Most people are familiar with typical automobiles, especially ubiquitous econoboxes like the Versa. And when alerted to the fact that a child has been kidnapped, many people care enough about other humans to look at some license plates.

    I can only imagine what people in the far Northern side of the state in Shasta or Humboldt thought of it all. 900 miles away something happened and they are also getting this message.

    By the time most of them got the message, the car could have been in their location. THAT is the biggest problem here; if they can't deliver the message in a timely fashion, then it is utterly useless.

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  93. It's been a problem from the start! by zerosomething · · Score: 1

    Here int he midwest we've been dealing with this alerts for weather from the day was pushed out. The I think it was about 2 days after the update we got multiple Thunderstorm Warnings for things happening 30 miles away and not even on a track for our geographic location. Wasn't part of the point of this to provide more accurate pinpointed alerts? You know where the cell towers are and you could send alerts to just the towers in the area of potential risk.

    We also have the delayed messages, we got the first messages on time but well after the actual events we were still getting messages. Turning a recent Tornado Warning the local sirens went off as they should but about the time the all clear sounded then our phones started blowing up with the Tornado Warning. It was very confusing.

    There also doesn't seem to be any scale to the level of the alert. They are all "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" kinds of alerts. A Thunderstorm doesn't deserve the same level of alert as a Tornado.

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  94. Instead of complaining, how about a fix? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    Not a short term fix, but a long term fix for the amber alert system.

    Presumably the problem is a child abduction and people out on the streets should be alert. It's not particularly helpful for people asleep at home or at work.

    So why tie it into phones? Why not tie it into automobiles that are turned on? How about a system that automatically turns the radio on to 10% higher than it's preset volume and do an audible alert? Or if the radio is already on just increase the volume by 10% for the audible alert.

    That way you'll get the attention of the people already on the roads to look out for the vehicle in question.

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  95. Finally a use for license plate scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just set up cell-enabled license plate scanners on major roads, and enable them ONLY for Amber Alerts (and an occasional white Ford Bronco :-) )?

    A prerequisite would be that the activation and control records would HAVE TO BE available to the public to prevent abuses.

    1. Re:Finally a use for license plate scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A prerequisite would be that the activation and control records would HAVE TO BE available to the public to prevent abuses.

      It always is when the legislation is introduced.

      Census data will not be used to inter civilians of Japanese descent.
      All phones must have some form of geolocation, but it will only be used for E911 calls.
      Data collected from that massive warrantless surveillance programme (the one that was so illegal that we had to retroactively immunize telcos for participating) is only going to be used for antiterrorism investigations. Now it's "relevant to any investigation for any crime."

  96. Texts while driving!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, the people most likely to be in position to see the suspect vehicle are other drivers. If you're driving, you're not supposed to be reading text messages (being startled by loud noises isn't helpful either).

    So what the fuck is the point of this?

  97. Testing? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Do people not test systems before deployment? You can try to argue about the complexity and the difficulty of designing a system like this but in the end if it doesn't work right then it's not a good product. I would assume testing would of noticed these issues.

  98. Opted out by daq+man · · Score: 1

    This could have been useful but it is so badly executed that I turned it off. I asked around and it turns out so did everyone else I spoke to. My first alert was a week or so ago in the middle of a thunder storm. We get many storms at this time of year and this wasn't particularly bad. Suddenly all four iPhones in the house started screeching the emergency alert tone. Scared the kids shitless. What we got was a "flash flood warning" that had already, and more subtly, been noted on Wunderground and Weather.com Apps. Worse it was a warning for an area a hundred miles from here. Weirdly we were watching TV at the time and there was no alert on the TV screen so I don't see why it went out to the phones. We've had a couple since and each time it has been for something that I wouldn't class as an emergency requiring such an intrusive alert but was also only relevant miles away from where I am.

    There is an old story about a kid that cries wolf so many times that people start to ignore him.

    1. Re:Opted out by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Weirdly we were watching TV at the time and there was no alert on the TV screen so I don't see why it went out to the phones.

      It's because the cellphone companies don't want to admit they know where all the phones are all the time through the magic of DtoA, so they just act like they have no idea where you are when they send out alerts and whatnot. It's also easier on the ol' PR than claiming you can get it right and then getting dinged for the few people you miss if you just use the scattergun approach.

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    2. Re:Opted out by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      It's all for PR. Amber alerts are a "think of the children" with little use. It keeps people scared and thus voting in the existing politicians.

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  99. Re:Seriously? by daq+man · · Score: 1

    Bingo! Yes, exactly what I thought. When I got one about a "flash flood warning" it scared the wife and kids and was for an area a hundred miles away. State wide alerts should be for state wide emergencies.

  100. Re:poor implementation has little to do with AT&am by acoustix · · Score: 1

    >

    Just as a note, that's the EXACT same information every other state provides in an amber alert: city, car and license plate.

    False. In Iowa we get a full description of the event and possible whereabouts when AMBER alerts are sent to mobile devices.

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  101. Extreme Alerts by intermodal · · Score: 1

    Amber Alerts are basically a way of trying to drag everyone into what is almost always a family dispute where a relative takes a kid somewhere and the custodial parents are upset about it for one reason or another. I disabled all the alerts I could on my phone, except the Extreme Alerts. If snowboarders build a halfpipe in my area, I don't want to miss out!

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    1. Re:Extreme Alerts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might want to save that rant when the AMBER alert being discussed meets that criteria. From all the circumstances surrounding this one it is a completely legit use of the alert system.

    2. Re:Extreme Alerts by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, this one wasn't in my area.

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    3. Re:Extreme Alerts by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Generally, yes, but this is one in which two children are missing belonging to a woman who was found murdered in the burned wreckage of their house and who is thought to be fleeing to Canada.

      I wish there was a way to selectively set whether to receive AMBER alerts. I would actually be interested in trying to do something about this one if I was still in the Pacific NW. I couldn't have given two cents about the one in New York that got attention a few weeks ago.

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    4. Re:Extreme Alerts by intermodal · · Score: 1

      The problem is twofold. First, the text actually sent does not show any indication of being any different from the usual ones. Second, if you create an Amber Alert Full and and Amber Alert Lite, everything will be sent as full regardless of the situation.

      If you want real results, pipe it through real media channels. Not a series of bad texts that nobody will really read due to a bad track record of irrelevance.

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  102. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Depends on what was the motivation. If you kill the child of someone, he will probably want bloody revenge, but it's quite unlikely that he'll ever kill again, unless of course he has more kids that get killed.

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  103. Usability fail by catfood · · Score: 1

    This is a great example of poor systems thinking. This application doesn't have to reach everyone to be effective, but the people it does reach have to be able to understand and act on an alert. Looks like they got it backwards.

  104. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    You've just explained why it wasn't set up as an opt-in system -- few people would chose to opt-in.

    Right, but setting it up as an opt-out system and then failing so very badly at it just makes people angry and distrustful of all such efforts. Unless that was the goal, the Amber alert system is a failure on every level.

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  105. Atlanta, GA by Deemus · · Score: 1

    The system works fairly well here in Atlanta. I have a Galaxy Nexus on Verizon and when the alerts come in it buzzes and it's quite loud with it's own alert tone similar to the one you hear during emergency broadcasts. The message appears over the lock screen and the screen automatically turns on for about 2 minutes.My wife has an iPhone on Sprint and gets very similar alerts at the same time mine does. We've noticed that if I'm at work 30 miles away she may get a message and I won't so the geographical locating is pretty good. While I have seen it for Amber alerts they most frequently use it for tornado warnings and flash floods. Both of which Atlanta gets a lot of each year and a recent one gave me enough warning to seek shelter when a tornado was spotted so I welcome the system and hope they get the bugs out in other areas of the country.

    1. Re:Atlanta, GA by Megane · · Score: 1

      it buzzes and it's quite loud with it's own alert tone similar to the one you hear during emergency broadcast

      I heard one of those Emergency Alert System noises on someone else's phone once when it got an Amber Alert. You want to the stupid part about using it on a cell phone speaker? It's encoded ASCII text! The EAS noise sounds like that because it's transmitting digital data that a "smart" weather radio, etc. can decode. I have to wonder what data is encoded in that signal (and why!) when it's coming out of a cellphone speaker.

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  106. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 1

    As to "what more do I (you) need?": tell me if it's a custody dispute or a "stranger" kidnapping.

    AMBER alerts are only issued (or are only supposed to be issued) in the case where there is a chance of violent harm to the child; e.g., kidnapping by a stranger. In most cases, those result in the death of the kid. Custody abductions (which make up the vast number of kidnappings) do not trigger AMBER alerts.

    So if you see an AMBER alert, its because some nutcase has grabbed the kid, not because Mom thinks she would be the better parent.

    Whether these alerts are in any way effective is an entirely different matter.

  107. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1
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  108. Re:Seriously? Yes! by gman003 · · Score: 1

    Not only does it have some areas of pretty high population density, but California is also pretty large just in terms of area.

    Honestly, I think the US needs some reorganization. Split the larger states into parts, and merge up all the small ones (Rhode Island, Connecticut and Massachusetts). Try to get every state to around 6-7 million people - right now state populations cover nearly two orders of magnitude, from 600K to 38M. There will be some weirdness - I believe that will require New York City to be not just its own state, but three different states, due to having 19M people. Some cases can't really be avoided, due to geography - Hawaii has only 1.4M people, but merging it with another state is just ludicrous.

  109. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I disabled all the damn alerts. Got one three weeks ago that said something about "Contra Costa county: evacuate immediately gas leak". Wonderful. Turns out it was about 10 miles from me. So I should evacuate work? Nope. People 50 miles away got that one. This one I got at 3:40 AM while I was 2/3 of the way to work (driving). I had already passed two of the signs showing the alert. It was pitch dark. All the cars look black. I don't know what a Nissan Versa looks like anyway and as far as I can tell at that time, there are no blue cars. After those two - I turned off all alerting. Although from the articles, it looks like the president can still send me a message to wake me up. If the whole idea was to get people to turn off alerting, they succeeded in dramatic fashion.

  110. Grammar please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What went down as well as New York's ?

  111. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And considering how truthy some government agencies have been lately, how long until somebody running fugitive from some supposed crime (likely something stupid which most people don't really give a shit about), but publicly tracked down under the premise of a kidnapping which never occurred. Sooner or later the system is bound to be abused, and if it gets found out there's going to be a greater loss of public confidence. So crying wolf isn't even all of it.

  112. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by oreaq · · Score: 1

    Parents of abducted children?

    Are you sure about that? How many false alerts does this system produce? How many police officer's work is wasted by following up on these false alerts? What is the reaction of the typical kidnapper to hearing these alerts? How does the kidnapper's reaction affect the survival of the abducted child? What are the opportunity costs? How does the reduced attention of drivers looking for that one car affect their ability to avoid accidents? Do you have any data on any of these questions? Are the alerts actually a net positive?

  113. Whistleblower apprehension system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact it was an Amber alert tells you a child is involved

    Since our government now thinks embarrassing facts deserve the same secrecy as threats to national security, when they place a BOLO on a car and says it's urgent because a child is involved, well, maybe, maybe not.

  114. Farenheit 451 by odigity · · Score: 1

    Every time I see something like this, I flashback to the scene in Farenheit 451 when the government takes over everyone's wall-screen to post pictures of the fugitive (the protagonist) and tell them to go outside and look for him so he can't hide.

    Anyone who thinks the government should have this power is not my friend.

  115. Re:Seriously? Yes! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    You seem to fail to grasp the difference between how things work in reality vs how they are "supposed" to work.

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  116. Texas is a mess too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been getting Amber alerts in Texas since January. They are always useless. The national amber alert center does not usually have any more details, it just ends in a redirect loop. The whole system is a joke. Until they get it together, the should stop sending them out.

  117. Re:Seriously? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    That is why we should have these built into phones, instead of this lame alert system.

    If you're in range of the transmitter, you're close enough to be affected.

    My ham radio can scan these silently, and sound an alarm when an EAS tone is detected. It would be trivial for a phone to do this, too.

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  118. Re:Seriously? by sessamoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but so is the number of accidents caused by placemats.

    And if the government were tossing placemats on the freeway, we'd complain similarly.

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  119. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SERIOUSLY. This is the only guy here who can make a logical argument.

  120. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in that area and everyone on I-95, I-495, and I-695 drives like a dementia patient. How would you tell?

    I-495 is a full circle traffic jam, 24 hours per day. Cars not moving, two feet apart from each other. I-695 has the cars two feet apart from each other but everyone is going 85. I-95 is just America's cholesterol-clogged carotid artery.

  121. the biggest issue I see by joeflies · · Score: 1

    is that this experience annoyed so many people, a lot of people will turn the feature off. Then when a real alert that affects a large population comes out, such as a Shelter in Place alert, a lot of people won't get the message.

    The emergency system should only be used for disasters, not for amber alerts. I personally received the exact same alert 5 times.

  122. Re:Seriously? Yes! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    ALL of the amber alerts that I have followed up on have been a parent "kidnapping". One of them was even perpetrated by one of my renters. It's no phone to hear one of your rental addresses on the radio. Turns out that she was foster caring for some children and was allowing the real parents to spend time with the children, which the state in it's wisdom was not allowed. One day when the kids were with their real parents, she found out that the Child Services were coming by to check up on the children, and she panicked and called 911, saying the children had been abducted by their parents. An Amber Alert was issued.

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  123. I'm Confused by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 1

    I'm confused (although this is fairly normal). If they have the license plate number, and if cars are pretty much all equipped with GPS, why is it such a chore to find them? I mean, we can bitch about different agencies sharing information inappropriately with other departments, but we already know it's taking place anyway. I don't see what is gained by NOT using the technology that's already in place...I mean, presumably the DMV knows which plate goes with which VIN, and with the VIN couldn't they pull the GPS info? Obviously not an expert, but shit, if we're going to have our rights stripped away anyway why not use their power (at least occasionally) to solve some problems? (I'm sorry, is that too logical?)

    1. Re:I'm Confused by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Apparently you watch too much CSI. GPS is a passive technology, you have a device which triangulates satellite signals and tells you where the device is by cross-referencing a map (usually stored locally). GPS devices do not broadcast their location.

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  124. Re:Seriously? by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    I disagree. This message could have easily been implemented for Smartphones to include photos of the kids/kidnapper, and stock photos of a blue NIssan Versa. (Or at the least, include a link to a page with those things on it.)

    The other problem with this of course is that the kidnapper ALSO got the Amber Alert and is now aware he needs to change vehicles. The second he does that the Amber Alert is useless, and if he thought to do it BEFORE the Amber Alert when out then it is doubly useless. With a photo of the suspect and children? He is going to have to stop for gas at some point, regardless of what vehicle he is in.

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  125. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by slash.jit · · Score: 1

    Right.. but at least they would know that others have been alerted which might bring them some more hopes of finding their missing kid.

  126. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

    And not all phones will allow you to disable the alerts.
    Particualry, most phones not purchased in the US; or unbranded phones.
    Mine falls under HTC unbranded. I get the alerts, but have no option to disable (most of the world won't let you opt out of the Emergency Broadcast System)

  127. AT&T does suck. by dragon-file · · Score: 1

    I'm on TMO and I got the same message. No link. No extra info. So don't feel too bad about that. What you should be concerned about is the fact that you got this message a whole 14 hours after I did. I got mine VIA sms @ 8am.

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    1. Re:AT&T does suck. by dragon-file · · Score: 1

      I'm on TMO and I got the same message. No link. No extra info. So don't feel too bad about that. What you should be concerned about is the fact that you got this message a whole 14 hours after I did. I got mine VIA sms @ 8am.

      My bad. I got it at 8am on the 6th. Not the 5th.

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  128. Meh. Amber Alerts are largely useless anyway by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

    Amber Alert seems like a really good idea, until you look at it closely. The root problem is false positives. Not false reports of sightings of abducted children, those can be weeded through pretty effectively. False Amber Alerts.

    The basic concept behind the system is that since many abducted children are killed in the first three hours, it's necessary to get the alert out there fast. But, it's also really important that there not be a flood of Amber alerts issued about kids who just wandered off to a friend's house or something, so the process of verifying that a particular case meets all of the criteria for issuing an alert pretty much guarantees that by the time the alert is issued it's too late for kids who were victims of the most frightening form of child abduction, the sort for which the alert system was created.

    Research backs this logic up. Multiple studies have been done, and none have demonstrated that Amber alerts do much at all that's useful. They're most effective at finding family abduction cases, but those almost never harm the kids and almost always get resolved anyway, without the alert.

    All of the actual research papers I can find are paywalled, but here's a Boston Globe article that discusses the results of one of the earliest studies. Several more have reaffirmed and even strengthened the findings of the first.

    So, it really doesn't matter much if the alert delivery system is broken. The alert issuance system is fundamentally and likely irreparably flawed.

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    1. Re:Meh. Amber Alerts are largely useless anyway by Megane · · Score: 1

      The other root problem is that Amber Alerts were originally intended for abductions by strangers, not for non-custodial parents running off with their own kids. That's just in there to pad it with enough events to justify its existence as a line item in the government budget.

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  129. Alert Updates by Cadre · · Score: 1

    One time there was a flash flood watch for my city and the neighboring county, that's 2 alerts, then it kept repeating about every 10 minutes.

    Certainly with the flood alerts they need to reevaluate how/when the alerts are sent out. The NWS will frequently extend flood alerts by 10-30 minutes at a time over the course of a storm on how fast the storm is moving through an area. The CMAS system will send out new alert for each update by the NWS regardless if it's just extending the previous alert by 10 minutes or ("It may flood in the next 30 minutes? Okay thanks. I can see that it hasn't yet stopped raining an hour later, it's not necessary to send me another frigging alert saying it may flood.").

    The lack of foresight into the deployment of CMAS is going to have a long term negative effect on the effectiveness of the system. I know a lot of people in VA who have disabled the system on their phone after receiving half a dozen alerts between midnight and 0600 during the last big storm. They'll probably never think to re-enable it now.

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  130. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this case the kidnapper was not a parent, and actually murdered the mother and burned down the house. The man was not the mothers boyfriend. Probably a danger to a lot of people, not just the children.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/06/amber-alert-james-lee-dimaggio-_n_3711084.html

  131. "AMBER" alerts...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought about signing up for an emergency service system in our county ("Code Red" I think?) but when they lumped AMBER alerts in with it that desire ended. I can appreciate the idea of a system for letting the public assist in locating children in danger, but from what I understand in a VAST majority of the issued AMBER alerts the child is in no real danger (child custody issues both legal (mixup of who was picking the kid up from a location) and illegal (didn't agree with a court decision)). Child abduction by a stranger is (despite what many believe) an exceedingly rare occurrence, of the ~260,000 "missing children" a year only about 90 of them are snatched by a stranger for nefarious reasons. The rest are children who get lost, parents/babysitters running off with kids out of fear/anger & simple misunderstandings. The "boy who cried wolf" precept comes to mind, you can't create a system to "save children from a horrible fate" and then turn around and use it where the child is in no danger 99% of the time, people will tire of it quickly negating its usefulness.

  132. Re:Seriously? Yes! by jaseuk · · Score: 1

    Your example is different to what you think it is.

    Child with care services by court order, abducted by parents is very different to a father denied visitation by mother takes children to park without permission.

    Jason.

  133. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is going to have to stop for gas at some point, regardless of what vehicle he is in.

    oh yeah, what if it is a tesla?

  134. Fundamentally Flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kidnapper likely also has a cell phone and would receive this message. It's more akin to a signal to dump the car and find a new one, assuming they can. Granted it would still be useful to find the car even if it was dumped but you see my point.

  135. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Megane · · Score: 1

    They have them here in Austin, TX too. They don't have a catchy name (just "MISSING ELDERLY", city, car description, license plate), but almost all have a city name that I've never heard of. The few that I do recognize seem to be all from the Houston area (over 100 miles away).

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  136. Re:Seriously? Yes! by pipatron · · Score: 1

    Actually, isn't it about time to give up hogging Hawaii now? It's so far from the mainland it's just ridiculous. Problem solved. You can still go there on vacation you know.

    Oh, at the same time, leave Alaska to Canada, the maps look weird enough as it is...

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  137. disrupted chariot race by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    While watching the chariot race scene in "Ben Hur" screen goes blank with text "emergency alert" (huh? big gas spill or toxic fumes release someplace nearby?), no it was the amber alert for this vehicle. Which reminded me of the infamous NYC alert. I don't have such on my cellphone and thankfully not on my home phone. Though these BOLs are a noble cause, generally not practical to alert entire state. Maybe this could have helped nabbed the perpetrators but the next amber alert will be ignored.

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  138. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    WAP push messages let you buy ringtones, themes, etc and have them installed on your phone by 'pushing' them at your phone. Not so bad to have disabled. I think Gingerbread is too old to even have support for the super annoying Amber Alerts, so you'd only get them as normal SMS messages. Though I could be wrong.

  139. their timing is trrable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a few miles from where this alert mas about. I got 2 alerts, it was the same sound as the TV emergency broadcast system alert. The issue, for me, and probably most people is that I recieved one at around 7PM, which is fine, but again at 2AM, was not fine. It woke my fiance and myself up, and I then had to spend 10 mins figuring out how to turn those alerts off so I didn't get woken up again. I was conflicted about turning it off, because I apprecite what they are trying to do with this system, and would like to get AMBER alerts, but they shouldn't be sending AMBER alerts more than once per device. It would stop me from turning off the feature if I knew it would happen only once.

  140. Oh, how great a system... by sootman · · Score: 1

    1) The alert comes in the middle of the night. You are woken up and there's nothing you can do unless you want to go outside and start watching cars go by.

    2) The alert comes during the day... while you're driving... and you're so startled by this loud-ass alarm that you crash.

    Let me get this straight: they want to a) ban texting while driving and b) send random texts to a half a state at a time?!?!? Do they REALIZE how many cars are on the road at any given moment? Fucking brilliant.

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    1. Re:Oh, how great a system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about cars, not planes... If you can't handle a beep while driving, then stop driving.

    2. Re:Oh, how great a system... by sootman · · Score: 1

      *I* think I can handle a certain amount of texting while driving, it's the lawmakers who think I can't. They're pushing laws for us to not read texts while we drive... and they want to text us while we're driving. Small problem there...

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  141. Re:Seriously? Yes! by Megane · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, that adds a whole new angle of WTF to this alert message. It's bad enough when it's some random place you've never heard of, but when people go to the actual trouble of making bumper stickers about nobody knowing where it is, that's really bad.

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  142. Look at wikipedia for 'false dichotomy' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of other situations where you could receive this message not just two. Please mod parent down.

  143. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Apple doesn't want to make the iPhone thicker ?!?

  144. Re:Seriously? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    To be honest, the alert is not particularly well-suited to be parsed by humans. Let's do this bit by bit.

    "Boulevard, CA" - This part is confusing because the town has a confusing name. I suspected that it was a mangled address before I learned that there is actually a town called "Boulevard" in California. It doesn't help that this bit comes at the very beginning without any kind of context.

    "AMBER Alert UPDATE:" - Clear enough.

    "LIC/6WCU986 (CA)" - Come again? Is this some kind of FEMA incident code or something? Before you mentioned license plate numbers I never suspected that "LIC/" could mean "the following string is a license plate number". Unless you are aware of this acronym this part of the message is just line noise, especially since the slash suggests that "LIC" and "6WCU986" are one syntactic unit.

    "Blue Nissan Versa 4 door" - Easy to understand again.

    The alert is mostly reasonable. The alert isn't at fault for Boulevard, CA having a name that makes the message hard to parse. However, I think that writing the license plate information in a clearer manner would've tremendously improved readability. Or perhaps even something that makes the city name less ambiguous like this:

    "UPDATE on AMBER ALERT in Boulevard, CA: Blue Nissan Versa 4 door, license plate 6WCU986 (CA)" - We first state what we're talking about. The "in [city], [state]" makes it contextually clear that we're talking about a city. Then we spell things out instead of using non-whitespace to separate an acronym from information that's written in all-capitals. Just 17 characters more (and still 68 below the usual maximum size of a text message) and the message is much clearer.

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  145. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have iPhone and service with T-Mobile. My phone beeped at 10:54 p.m. as though there was a fire in my house. When I swiped my finger to turn the phone "on" the message disappeared and I could not find the message anywhere on the phone. How is one supposed to remember the license plate of the car? The least that the implementers of this idea could have done is to have this message persist as one of the text messages. I live in the Bay Area and I do not know whether it was necessary to send the alert that far that late in the night. Yesterday, I received the same alert 3 more times and by then I figured to hit the Volume Down Button to silence the alarm but leave the message on the screen. Of course the message was gone the moment I used the phone to make a call or surf the web or scan my email messages.

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  146. Re:DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLES COMMENTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was around a group of people who all looked at their phone, recognized it, acknowledged it and went about their evening. Why people are even complaining, is beyond me.

    Because you get them even if you're home, asleep, with your phone on silent and the do-not-disturb setting activated. And it's loud and intrusive as hell; if you're sleeping in a quiet bedroom with your phone on the bedside table, it'll give you an adrenaline jolt that will keep you awake for the next hour, not to mention waking up every child and pet in the house. It's like an air horn.

    I doubt the kidnapper is driving his blue fucking Nisan Versa through anyone's bedroom. So now, thanks to the brain-dead implementation, people will be disabling the feature altogether.

    If they'd just make it work like any other text message, things would have been just fine, people would leave them on, and it might actually do some good.

  147. Pain in the ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received about 8 alerts throughout the day. Plus it shuts down my audio player and doesn't honor the fact that I'm wearing headphones and BLASTS an audio alert out of the speaker - there's no way and no controls anywhere to change that behavior so it becomes a monolithic pain in the ass that you can't do jack shit about. What if I was in a meeting?

    I'm tempted to hack the phone and shut them off permanently.

  148. Re:Seriously? by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    Isn't their range only like 100 miles? He'd have to plug in, and I can only imagine that would draw even more attention.

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  149. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it made the same or similar in magnitude and duration noises i have set for alerts, alarms, and messages, it would be fine.

    Going off like an air raid siren at tremendous volume made me hate the use of such an attention getting system for an amber alert.

  150. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the kidnapper himself (her?) received the amber alert too.

  151. Why all the whining? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG, people got a text message! Some even got TWO text messages!!

    Good freakin' grief, all this whining and hand wringing over a couple of text messages? Seriously? Because that is all the amber alert messages really are. Just read and delete them, or if you don't want to read them just ignore and delete them. It is not like a couple of messages are going to end the world or make people's phones melt.

  152. Re:poor implementation has little to do with AT&am by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    I didn't get it. So I applaud AT&T for not giving me the message. Though I do have text messaging disabled on my account which may account for it.

  153. Re:Seriously? by hermitdev · · Score: 1

    I turned off all the EAS alerts I could after I bought a new phone and received around a dozen flash flood alerts a day, every day. This, while I'm on the 34th floor in an office building in downtown Chicago. To me, EAS suffers from "the Boy that Cried Wolf" syndrome. There is too much irrelevant noise, that people either disregard or disable the alerts. And, then on the days it matter, like earlier in the spring when we got 6-8 inches of rain in a few hours, I didn't get the alerts when flash flooding actually occurred.

  154. Re:Are you KIDDING? (No pun intended... ok, a litt by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    In particular, the parent doing the abducting *definitely* knows their kid is abducted.

  155. Not New by pouar · · Score: 1

    I get these messages from AT&T on my phone all the time, doesn't change the fact that they're not very helpful

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  156. News flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Californians annoyed when asked to help try to save a 16 year old girl is about to get killed. Story at 11.

    1. Re:News flash by neminem · · Score: 1

      Fixed version:

      Californians annoyed to be woken up in the middle of the night and asked to help try to save a 16 year old girl who was about to get killed hundreds of miles away and several hours previously, about which they are quite clearly unable to do anything. Millions of dollars were spent in taxpayers money for this effort.

  157. Re:poor implementation has little to do with AT&am by laddiebuck · · Score: 2

    Sure, you're modded as insightful because we love to think of all federal government initiatives as security theatre. But this article cites no actual statistics to the contrary. Its entire premise seems to be that child abduction is rare, and law enforcement often can't get an alert out within three hours, therefore "probably" the system is useless. Seriously, it cites no actual numbers as to the effectiveness of the system, and uses the word "probably" and pure rhetoric (i.e. bullshit) a lot. If the same article was changed around so that the author appeared to be a law enforcement spokesman and the conclusions were just reversed, we'd all be picking it apart as bullshit.

    Everyone already knew this system was being rolled out for an extremely rare type of crime. Society decided (yes, it did, that's why the media hype launched this in the first place) that the crime was bad enough that no matter how rare, we wanted a system to help mitigate it. Yes, society can be emotional like that, but that is no reason in itself to condemn the system. I want to see actual numbers, not bullshit opinion pieces.

  158. First? by alexru · · Score: 1

    How is it a first alert, when just a few months ago there was one in San Jose area?

  159. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by antdude · · Score: 1

    What about the presidential alerts that cannot be disabled? Is it possible to disable them?

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  160. SoCal Amber Now Playing Seattle by GregMcD · · Score: 1

    I'm in Seattle and have received two of the Southern California Amber alerts since 6:00 pm tonight PDT. This is a good way to encourage people to disable the alerts.

  161. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    I haven't tried - I suspect you'd have to root.

    Still, I've never seen a Presidential Alert, so won't worry about it - presumably that's something really freaking important like 'Nukes are in the air.' If we ever get campaign messages or 'Flooding in [another state]' on it then I'm sure someone will figure it out.

  162. Re:Worse than useless - here's how to disable them by antdude · · Score: 1

    Or hacked. :P

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  163. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in mendocino county - yeah, same comment as everyone else: useless annoyance we all could have done without.

  164. Welcome to what Texas has to put up with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had this for a year in Texas. Those complaining sound like bunch of whining spoiled brats. Grow up its about saving kids. This post needs to be moderated, and removed. Since when is Slashdot about idiots shirking their responsibilities by complaining about something that isn't technology related, the police departments investigating decide when to issue the alert, and what the range is. The carriers are required to issue the broadcast, they have no control.

  165. Your Government at Work! by IndieVoter · · Score: 1

    I late in the evening, three cell phones in our household started loudly emitting the most obnoxious noises since the last Pelosi news conference. What the HELL is that? When we finally figured it out, I Googled 'Amber Alert on cell phones', and was able to turn off the racket. And, I disabled the function. What was it for? Does ANYONE in Sacramento really think that alerting the entire state helps find abducted children? If so, wouldn't a simple text or email work? All that will happen now is that AT&T users will disable Amber alert functions, and get on with their lives. How much taxpayer money was WASTED on the fiasco?

  166. Verizon did it too. by curtishinson · · Score: 1

    It's not just AT&T. My Verizon phone sent me that alert late afternoon, and I live in northern Oregon, a two day drive away from most of California. I think the AMBER alert system needs to have standards for exactly what information must be included and in what format before somebody hits send and spams the phones of millions of people.

  167. Re:DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLES COMMENTS by IndieVoter · · Score: 1

    The alert system is illogical and chaotic. The stupid people are the politicians who created this mess. Nothing new in California. Like the billions going into a high speed rail system for an area where no one lives.....

  168. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  169. amber sysyem lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It reached all the way through Oregon as well as up to Seattle Washington. I watched the signs. Hey. Wait. They are still flashing. But one addition was thrown up. 2013 Nissan versa.

    Ugghhhhh

  170. out of state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was out of state in Dallas TX at the time which is 1300 miles away with DND turned on and I got two separate AMBER alerts on my iPhone 5. The CMAS/IPAWS implementation is broken.

  171. First Amber Alert? by mick129 · · Score: 1

    I've been seeing Amber Alerts in Texas for a while now. I find the most surprising part of this that Californians have never seen one before... FYI, Settings > Notifications > AMBER Alerts (ON/OFF)

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