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20 People Shot With BB Guns At LG G2 Promotional Event

coolnumbr12 tipped us to a tale of a contest gone wrong at LG's G2 release event. Quoting El Reg: "The PR boffins at LG decided it would be a good idea to release 100 helium-filled balloons, each carrying a voucher entitling the recipient to claim their 950,000 won ($852.54) smartphone. It then took to social media to promote the event, inviting people to witness the balloons' release and encouraging them to grab one of the vouchers. But what must have sounded like a good idea in the marketing meeting quickly dissolved into chaos. People aren’t stupid. They figured out that the only way to get the voucher was to burst the balloons, and they showed up equipped to do so with BB guns, knives on sticks, and other tools." In the ensuing carnage, 20 people were injured. Whoops.

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  1. any pub is good pub by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    and vicey-versy.

    1. Re:any pub is good pub by Joviex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isnt that one of those sayings people who fucked up say to make themselves feel better? There is plenty of publicity that is horrible to receive, especially when unwanted. Anthony Weiner. You think the publicity he got made good for him imagewise? Pollwise? Granted, the guy was a dick to begin with, who would have voted for him, but the phallusy that all publicity is good, hardly.

    2. Re:any pub is good pub by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

      any pub is good pub

      Not this one, no.

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    3. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it got you talking about him, his name on the tip of your tongue and in the mouths of those nationwide.

      IMO, he's less of a dick and more of a tool...

    4. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What lazy marketing people say to justify themselves

    5. Re:any pub is good pub by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Funny

      Les Nessman: I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here. Now the crowd is...
      [passers-by gawk at Les]
      Les Nessman: The... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way!
      Andy Travis: A helicopter?
      Les Nessman: It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... T H A N K S... giving... from W... K... R... P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd...
      Dr. Johnny Fever: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: You want me, Mr. Carlson?
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, yeah. Come in, Jennifer. Have a seat.
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: No, thank you.
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Well all right. At this particular point in time, I would like to dictate a press release.
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: I don't take dictation.
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: What? Alright, I guess I can do this thing myself. It's probably going to be a long meeting though; so why don't you get coffee for all the guys here?
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: I don't get coffee, Mr. Carlson. We agreed.
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, yeah.
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: You have to draw the line somewhere.
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: You got that right.
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Will there be anything else I can do?
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: No. I think that about does it.
      Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Thank you.
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, no. Thank you.
      Les Nessman: How does she get away with that?
      Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek: Are you kidding?

      [Les walks in, looking dazed]
      Venus Flytrap: Les! Are you okay?
      Les Nessman: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack *me*! I had to jam myself into a phone booth! Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
      Venus Flytrap: [to Andy] *How* is it strange?
      Andy Travis: Yeah, right. Les, c'mon now, tell us the rest.
      Les Nessman: [freaked out] I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack! It was almost as if they were... organized!
      [Mr. Carlson comes out of his office]
      Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

    6. Re:any pub is good pub by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Funny

      but the phallusy that all publicity is good, hardly.

      I so hope that was deliberate

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    7. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was.

    8. Re:any pub is good pub by VortexCortex · · Score: 2
    9. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would being labelled a pedofile / rapist / murderer be considered good publicity?
      Even if you are rich?

      That shit sticks with you forever, even if you were proven without a shadow of a doubt that you were innocent.
      Society is messed up, you see. Grudge-filled pus-bags run the world.

    10. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psh, murder? You'd be surprised at how many well-loved celebs are murderers.

    11. Re:any pub is good pub by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      What a cliffhanger.

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    12. Re:any pub is good pub by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Did you know who Anthony Weiner was before that went down? Doubtful. Next question: Do you know who is opposing him in his current race? Also doubtful. Seems to me that through all his transgressions, he's actually set himself up quite well. I still think he's an idiot, but luckily for him he's not running somewhere that I can vote for/against him.

    13. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You misunderstand the GP, he's British and commented in the wrong thread. He's saying any TAVERN is a good tavern. Not that I agree with him, but...

      "Any pub." Sheesh, you guys are lazy. If you're too lazy to spell it out, just lurk.

    14. Re:any pub is good pub by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Do you know where Weiner places in recent polls? Downful.

    15. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he did mention Anthony Weiner.

    16. Re:any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anthony Weiner was a dick to begin with?

      I've worked with his brother before. It's safe to say that the Weiner family is largely a bunch of dicks.

    17. Re: any pub is good pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember: a punch in the dark is a victimless crime.

  2. Also known as... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    "We couldn't have expected better results if we had planned it."

  3. Obligatory: by faedle · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

    1. Re:Obligatory: by loosescrews · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Obligatory: by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was Les Nessman doing a live broadcast for this event too?

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    3. Re:Obligatory: by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

      Man, the more I read the summary the more I was thinking that exact thought. Laughed and laughed -- still chuckling.

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    4. Re:Obligatory: by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They should have included vouchers for Red Wigglers instead.

    5. Re:Obligatory: by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Red Wigglers - the Cadillac of worms!

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    6. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "... unlike their domestic counterparts ..."

    7. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering, how many people even heard of the show WRKP and how many of them saw that episode. I don't see it on anymore and even if it was, I doubt many people under 45 are watching it.

      I guess it is funny enough that enough people at least have heard of that clip.

             

    8. Re:Obligatory: by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "This is where the walls of my office would be if I had walls"

    9. Re:Obligatory: by jfdavis668 · · Score: 0

      Domestic turkeys are way too large.

    10. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Obligatory: by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 5, Informative

      WKRP in Cincinnati episode (for those who didn't see it back when).

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    12. Re:Obligatory: by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Or,

      "I don't care who you are. That's funny right there."

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    13. Re:Obligatory: by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Thank copyright for not being able to see it in reruns

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    14. Re:Obligatory: by Joviex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You must hate classic 80's TV. WKRP reference FTW

    15. Re:Obligatory: by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Actually, I believe you can see it in reruns.

      About the only difference between syndication and the original broadcast episodes are the music--in the original episodes (and, sadly, I'm old enough to remember them) they used music that you'd hear on the radio. In syndication, since they didn't want to pay again for the right to air the music, they replaced it with generic rock music.

    16. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you throw the bottle

    17. Re:Obligatory: by Ashenkase · · Score: 2

      Right up there with "chi chi rod-ode-wheez". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_fq4RQgwuA

    18. Re:Obligatory: by sethradio · · Score: 0

      You'd better have a bad karma, troll

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    19. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm right at 45 and I definitely saw it, although I guess I was pretty young. It was a fairly popular show and it was all about a rock-n-roll station so I watched it. I'm sure some younger kids were watching too; but under 40 I bet you lose almost everybody on the first run of this. That's a lot of Slashdot now, and it'll only get worse...

    20. Re:Obligatory: by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Does that mean you can't see the episode where Johnny Fever/Howard Hesseman is lip syncing to "Carabvan"?

    21. Re:Obligatory: by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      "... unlike their domestic counterparts ..."

      Because domestic turkeys are bred for the amount of meat they have, nothing else.

      In fact, they're so big that they can't be put back in the wild - they're too big to even mate. Domestic turkey farms rely on artificial insemination in order to breed them.

    22. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering, how many people even heard of the show WRKP and how many of them saw that episode.

      For those of us just past puberty at the time, two words were all you needed to know to watch that show: Loni Anderson.

    23. Re:Obligatory: by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Thank copyright for not being able to see it in reruns

      Bullshit. I have seen reruns of WKRP within the last week. Granted, it's on some oddball channel, but they are being rerun.

      Same thing with Matlock, The Saint, Stargate SG-1 and a whole host of other "old" shows.

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    24. Re:Obligatory: by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      They are too large to fly. They are bred for breast meat, and are too heavy for their wings to carry them.

    25. Re:Obligatory: by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      It was voted one of the funniest moments on TV. I forget by what group. BTW, I am old enough, and I did see the original. Almost died laughing. Of course, I watch the show for Loni Anderson.

    26. Re:Obligatory: by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      Was Les Nessman doing a live broadcast for this event too?

      Not sure if I'm lauging at the reference, or laughing at how many people will need to google Les Nessman Turkey

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    27. Re:Obligatory: by tibman · · Score: 1

      SG-1 is old? *puts fingers into ears* LA-LA-LA-LA i can't hear you!

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    28. Re:Obligatory: by JustOK · · Score: 1

      You're not seeing the original episodes. They haven't taken out much of the original music.

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    29. Re:Obligatory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are too large to fly. They are bred for breast meat, and are too heavy for their wings to carry them.

      It's more than just the size of the breast. The breast is actually one of the muscles used for flight, you see. The issue is they also have bred them down so the wings are abnormally small in proportion to the rest of the body, and the legs also have more mass than Heritage varieties.
      Personally, I think storebought chicken and turkey tastes like crap. Give me a wild or Heritage one any day, but that's probably because I grew up in a rural area... most city folk think they taste "gamey". And don't get me started on eggs... egg yolk should be a brilliant orange color, not that pale, sickly light yellow you get from the grocery store.

  4. Uhh... by readingaccount · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People arenâ(TM)t stupid

    BB guns, knives on sticks

    20 people were injured

    Apparently they are.

    1. Re:Uhh... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the injuries were unintentional. Maybe they were just a way of taking out the competition.

    2. Re:Uhh... by djupedal · · Score: 2

      "You get his phaser, Jim - I'll grab his wallet!"

    3. Re:Uhh... by philmarcracken · · Score: 2

      You can have as many smartphones... as you can eat

    4. Re:Uhh... by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't bring a BB gun to a knife fight. Except in Fallout.

    5. Re:Uhh... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Hey they didn't say they were stuffing the vouchers in mole rats.

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  5. Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/12/20_injured_at_lg_smartphone_giveaway_as_pr_stunt_turns_sour/

    1. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you dude! :D

    2. Re:Link? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be fair - nobody reads the stories anyway.

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    3. Re:Link? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Be fair - nobody reads the stories anyway.

      I have no idea what you answered to, or even said, but I too want to participate.

    4. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, it is too much to ask. This is slashdot.

  6. Link? by Microlith · · Score: 2, Informative

    So why did no one bother to ensure there was a link to the article from which the submission was plucked? Stop being so sloppy, Unknown Lamer.

  7. Link? by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Informative
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  8. video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    1. Re:video by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

      "This video is private" :(

      Mirror?

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    2. Re:video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EHPcbRhq0

      This one is working at 0536 UTC.

    3. Re:video by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

      That worked, thanks! :)

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  9. Hey Editors; LINK PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, i know you say it comes from The Register, but would it have killed you to link it?

  10. Re:So, You're Saying... by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You shoot a balloon. Someone else gets the (your) voucher. What to do, what to do?

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  11. Could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If it had been in some states (Florida), those wouldn't have been bb pellet wounds...

  12. Title is misleading linkbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the "editor annotation" correctly states that 20 people were injured. And the summary also notes that implements in the crowd included knives, improvised spears, and of course BB guns.

    But the title claims 20 people were directly shot with BB guns. Seriously now?! It's clear you freaking read the summary, but you gave that title a pass?

    1. Re:Title is misleading linkbait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, total link bait! The only purpose of the title was to get you to click on the link to TFA! So where's that link we're supposed to click?

  13. Citation Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon, give us a friggin link to the story, or don't post the friggin summary. WTF?

    Without a link, this is just rumor-mongering. Is Slashdot really no better than a run-of-the-mill supermarket tabloid?

    What a total, utter, and complete FAIL.

    1. Re:Citation Needed by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2

      Without a link, this is just rumor-mongering.

      The link goes to The Register. So it's really not much better.

  14. "People aren’t stupid." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find extremely ironic (using one of the actual meanings of the word) is that the poster thinks that this activity shows that "People aren’t stupid".

    Yes they are. This is yet another example (as if we needed one) that people are stupid.

    Some are very stupid.

    Some are so stupid you wonder how they survive at all.

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
      George Carlin

    1. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by jythie · · Score: 1

      Problem is, 'stupid' is relative. There are plenty of things that potentially benefit the individual but increase the risk to everyone else.

    2. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      That's not "stupid," that's "cost shifting." If you're trying to win a contest, you might even call it "strategy."

    3. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was either stupid or evil.

      Stupid if you could not work out what was going to happen. Evil if you did.

      Evil is almost always ultimately stupid. Almost always it is the pursuit of short term and/or tactical gain at the expense of long term and/or strategic gain.

      Like the way most of the companies I have worked at are run....stupidly.

       

    4. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      Almost always it is the pursuit of short term and/or tactical gain at the expense of long term and/or strategic gain.

      And, since everyone with a relevant amount of power knows this, most stupid is in fact evil.

    5. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      (once I have not forgotten to log in...)

      I understand what you are saying but I would say they are both evil and stupid in this instance.

      They THINK that they are obtaining long term benefits but are not.

      Hence the irony I mentioned in my original post. The irony is that they don't know that ultimately their greed is is harming them. Making them stupid.

      There are always exceptions to the rule of course - I know I am generalising heavily. Its called social psychology. :)

      But our conversation is probably far above the heads of most....ref: my original post.

    6. Re: "People aren’t stupid." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart phones, dumb people.

      The total stupidity of a crowd is greater than the sum of each individual's stupidity.

    7. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

      I wonder if mixing up average and median was intentional.

    8. Re:"People aren’t stupid." by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Looking at the tower of people trying to climb up the wall trying to get these things I think the company knew people were going to go crazy and did it because they wanted the publicity. ~$850 for a phone and people call Apple's crap expensive or were these really tricked out phones? The top model iPhone 5 goes for that I think but that is after paying the "Apple tax" ... LG isn't as respected a brand so I'd think they must think their hardware makes up for the brand difference.

  15. Oh Shit! by oldhack · · Score: 1

    How do you say "oh shit!" in Korean?

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    1. Re:Oh Shit! by macmastery · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Kimchi"

      You're welcome.

    2. Re:Oh Shit! by Joviex · · Score: 1

      Isnt that more equivalent to "I got the shits!" ?

  16. Lame video. Out of focus and no blood and gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expected mayhem and gore. It doesn't even match the frenzy of a Black Friday opening at Walmart in a small town.

    And don't they have model aircraft in Korea? No one thought to have a radio controlled balloon snatcher??

  17. False reporting - 20 people were not shot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20 people were injured, big difference! injuries include things like falling over, stepping on toes, running into other people etc

    1. Re:False reporting - 20 people were not shot! by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, it's not false reporting. It's just Slashdot pasting a misleading headline onto what was otherwise an accurately reported story.

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    2. Re:False reporting - 20 people were not shot! by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      but isn't it much better to imply that all injuries are from the evil guns? (we don't even care what type of gun anymore)

  18. People aren’t stupid. by ArcadeNut · · Score: 1

    Yes they are. This story proves that.

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    1. Re:People aren’t stupid. by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      We'll at least they weren't american they would be using bird shot.

  19. Inaccurate summary by Jiro · · Score: 4, Informative

    Fortunately someone else posted the link to the article, which in turn has a Korea Times link. 20 people were hurt, but they seem to have been hurt in the riot; the fact that BB guns were shot is a separate statement and nowhere does the article sayor imply that the 20 people who were hurt were shot by the guns.

    1. Re:Inaccurate summary by Pumpkin+Tuna · · Score: 1

      Buzzkill.

    2. Re:Inaccurate summary by Skapare · · Score: 1

      You have proof of that? How often do the guns make the decision to shoot? The reality is, the people who choose to shoot other people with guns, or otherwise hurt them with other tools, are where the evil comes from. And no, I am not a Republican.

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    3. Re:Inaccurate summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooooosh.

    4. Re:Inaccurate summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not be a Republican but you're fucking stupid... that much is for sure.

    5. Re:Inaccurate summary by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Actually, considering the number of people who are accidentally shot when the gun "just goes off" while it is being cleaned, put in a holster, unloaded, or simply held, I wouldn't be too sure that those guns aren't out to get us.

      According to the NRA, all gun owners are highly responsible people, so it can't be the people who own the guns. It must be the guns themselves. They're out to get us, I tell ya!

    6. Re:Inaccurate summary by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      And what is that number exactly? It is fewer than incidents involving the daily cleaning ritual but why bother with reality when an asshole has a chance to bad-mouth a political opponent.

      Actually, the NRA readily admits that a certain percentage of gun owners are not only irresponsible but should not be gun owners. The NRA usually refers to them as known criminals.

    7. Re:Inaccurate summary by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you are silly, in 2012 there were 851 accidental deaths from firearms in the USA. Meanwhile, 26,000 people fell to their deaths (tall things ARE out to get you), 33,000 people died of poisoning (the little skull label is out to get you, or the rotten food if he doesn't), 33,000 in vehicle accidents (chrisine has spawn, and they're all after you), 7800 in fire (the match head will light you up).......guns are down the list...

    8. Re:Inaccurate summary by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, all of those things are out to get me. That's why I carry a gun wherever I go. If some tall thing tries to get me, I'll shoot it!

      Needless to say, yes, I am being silly. It's sort of a reference to the joke about trees jumping in front of cars and skiers and such and how the trees are out to get us.

      I'd be really curious about your references for those numbers, though. I tried to look up the number of deaths from falling, but the best I could find was the World Health Organization's fact sheet about falls, where they claim that 424,000 people a year die from falls worldwide. Of course, they define a fall as "an event which results in a person coming to rest inadvertently on the ground or floor or other lower level." If I fall off my motorcycle while doing 50 MPH, is that really a "fall-related death"?

      As an aside, I'm always wary of statistics that come up with nice round numbers. I have no problem with 851 accidental deaths from firearms. But 26,000 sounds like somebody estimated something. 25,732 sounds a bit more convincing to me.

    9. Re:Inaccurate summary by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, the NRA readily admits that a certain percentage of gun owners are not only irresponsible but should not be gun owners. The NRA usually refers to them as known criminals.

      Or Police Officers.

    10. Re:Inaccurate summary by TheSync · · Score: 1

      I suspect 90% of people who die "accidentally while cleaning their gun" actually committed suicide but the family does not want to admit it.

    11. Re:Inaccurate summary by ProzacPatient · · Score: 2

      These people probably didn't visually and tactiley inspect the chamber and even worse is that they probably didn't keep their finger off the trigger.
      The amount of ignorance regarding the same handling guns is unbelievable but a couple things to keep in mind is: THE GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED, NO EXCEPTIONS and the other is TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER.
      If you keep the mentality that the gun is always loaded and ready to fire then you and the people around you will be a lot safer; its kind of like the rule to carry a knife pointing downward or never run with scissors because there always remains the chance you could trip and impale yourself.

      The NRA had an educational program at one point in schools to teach kids gun safety should they ever encounter a gun but unfortunately it became too politically incorrect to teach kids how to be safe because certain groups seem to think the world is covered in bubble wrap or that teaching kids how to be safe with a gun, or what to do should the encounter one, is going to turn kids into psychotic serial killers.

    12. Re:Inaccurate summary by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      I agree. The bb gun guys (hopefully) waited until they were high enough to pick off. The people hurt were probably the idiots piling up on eachother trying to get up that wall.

    13. Re:Inaccurate summary by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      those were for the USA for 2012....for small numbers we can post all the digits, the big ones so many died it might be give or take a few hundred.

      but I was wrong about the tall things, it's mother earth always sucking at us with her gravity hoping we accelerate for a long enough time to break our bodies

  20. Re:So, You're Saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't see anything in TFS that says Koreans specifically can't shoot. There's a lot of evidence that people in general aren't good shots especially when hurried, not just Koreans. Now if all you got out of the article is "Koreans can't shoot" then sounds like you are racist.

  21. Why BB guns? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I think I might have preferred a low-flying blimp, and a giant net.....

    1. Re:Why BB guns? by Pumpkin+Tuna · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, until some enterprising guy with a bb gun realized that you are really just another balloon.

  22. Re:So, You're Saying... by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Off my head, I would say it calls for a two-shot strategy.

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  23. Wow, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get a quadcopter up in there.

  24. From the Homer Simpson School of Marketing by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

    "My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to bowl."

  25. link anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't see it.

  26. Offtopic Alert by denmarkw00t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mods: I have some simple requests:

      - It's ok to edit poor grammar or at least add a [sic] when it's just unbearable to read
      - Headlines should actually reflect the content of the story ACCURATELY
      - Sensationalizing is for the source, it has no place here
      - It's generally expected of us here in the comments to RTFA before going off blasting things out of our arses - we'd appreciate the same from you
      - Post some crappy book reviews every now and then - why not?
      - Make updates when it makes sense or when comments accurately point out misleading or important details - I notice this happening on some things (kernel-related stories) but not so much on "news" news.

    1. Re:Offtopic Alert by oldhack · · Score: 1

      - It's generally expected of us here in the comments to RTFA before going off blasting things out of our arses - we'd appreciate the same from you

      You're a clueless noob. Off with your head.

      BTW, the lamer is about the only decent "editor" on slashdot. Bust his head when appropriate, but pat him on the back as well.

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    2. Re:Offtopic Alert by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      20 People Shot With BB Guns At LG G2 Promotional Event

      Where appropriate.

      I'll pat any editor on the back that posts a store that doesn't result in numerous "Here's the link to TFA" comments as well as "The headline is completely misleading" comments - I want (some) quality discussion.

    3. Re:Offtopic Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen a bunch of +5 Funny comments in this debate, but this one deserves a +6 Funny.

  27. Re:So, You're Saying... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The BBs go up,
    who cares where they come down?
    That's not my department," says
    various Koreans trying to win a free phone.

    (With profuse apologies to Tom Lehrer)

  28. Indiana 2014 by bugs2squash · · Score: 1, Interesting

    so for the cost of a exhibitor's pass, 1000 balloons, a tank of He and a dozen vouchers for free duck calls we could be rid of the NRA forever ?

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    1. Re:Indiana 2014 by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. The ever-popular call for genocide. As long as it's against people with whose political opinions we disagree! Modded up on Slashdot. A sad day.

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  29. 950,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... each carrying a voucher entitling the recipient to claim their 950,000 won ($852.54) smartphone.

    What the hell does "950,000 won smartphone" mean?

    1. Re:950,000? by black3d · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:950,000? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Who knows? It's impossible to work out from the context after all.

      I mean if it said a X dollar smartphone, or a Y euro smartphone, or a Z peso smartphone no one could work it out either, right?

    3. Re:950,000? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Seriously. You can't recognize a unit conversion when you see it?

  30. You Can't Buy This Kind of Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject line says it all

  31. Best promotion ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (nt)

  32. Is it good pub if it causes you to fail? by Camael · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, it got you talking about him, his name on the tip of your tongue and in the mouths of those nationwide

    Yes, people are talking about him. Negatively. So?

    The publicity from his first scandal caused him to resign form the Congress seat he had already won.

    The publicity from his second scandal is doing a fine job of killing his bid to be the NYC mayor.

    The publicity is always about his sexual habits. Not about how good a leader/person he is, his achievements or qualifications, his contributions to society etc. None of that matters. And it gives his opponents a free shot at him that he can't dodge.

    The fact that he resigned in 2011 and kept a low profile for a year I'm sure was because he hoped the publicity would die down and be forgotten. All in all, I'm pretty sure he'd rather not have to deal with this '"good" publicity.

    1. Re:Is it good pub if it causes you to fail? by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2

      Well, it got you talking about him

      Yes, people are talking about him. So?

      Talking about what? The article is about "a contest gone wrong at LG's G2 release event." So, apparently one two-letter acronym was releasing another two-letter acronym. I don't even know what country this event was in. It does quote "El Reg," so I assume it's Spanish-speaking.

      Stupid acronyms.

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    2. Re:Is it good pub if it causes you to fail? by Meski · · Score: 1

      Well, it got you talking about him

      Yes, people are talking about him. So?

      Talking about what? The article is about "a contest gone wrong at LG's G2 release event." So, apparently one two-letter acronym was releasing another two-letter acronym. I don't even know what country this event was in. It does quote "El Reg," so I assume it's Spanish-speaking.

      Stupid acronyms.

      They talk about 950,000 won ($852.54) smartphone - the won, apparently is the South Korean currency (hell, I didn't realise til I googled it)

  33. Bullshit. by bmo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People are dumb. The amount of dumbth is directly proportional to the crowd size.

    Some of us are old enough to remember the Rolling Stones concert with the Hell's Angels drunken "security" detail and the Who concert with "festival" seating.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert

    I was a wee tyke when this happened, but I remember the news story.

    http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/eleven-people-killed-in-a-stampede-outside-who-concert-in-cincinnati-ohio

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  34. BB Guns by Meoshewu24 · · Score: 1

    Walmart must have made a killing that day.

    1. Re:BB Guns by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the summary? They were only injured.

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  35. dead bodies, as of those slain in battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the ensuing carnage, 20 people were injured. Whoops.

    Seems the word carnage does not mean any more what it used to mean.

  36. Re:So, You're Saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is also the little problem of a bullet shot upwards coming down somewhere. Not sure for how that is for BB guns, but for regular guns people can get hurt seriously by a bullet on its way down.

  37. people are stupid by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    so the problem is the people who showed up with bb-guns and knifes-on-a-stick etc. not the marketingcampaign itself.. Goes to show that people will just do about anything without thinking..

  38. Come on now :-( by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > 20 People Shot With BB Guns

    Well if you shoot one down with your bb gun and some asshole runs after it before you do, what do they expect you to do? I'm not gonna let the bastard get away with it!

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  39. Ah yes, LG. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    LG
    Loonatics with Guns.

  40. How Slashdot Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You clearly don't know how Slashdot works, so let me explain:

    The day starts with a bunch of trolls searching the internet for random news articles. Upon reading each article, they think about how they can distort the facts to make the article more appealing to the Slashdot crowd. Usually all that's required here is to distort the news the same way that Fox News distorts the news, except that it's given a liberals bias instead of a conservative bias. The troll then writes a title and summary and submits the story to Slashdot.

    The Slashdot editors then come to work, and spend about 15 minutes clicking Post/Reject to the many story submissions in the queue. They choose whichever stories sound the most interesting to them. They don't actually read the articles since this is a 15 minute per day job for them. They just assume that the summary is an accurate reflection of the facts, and if they're amused by what they read, they click the post button.

    The Slashdot web site then displays these articles at random times of the day, making it appear as if they editors are posting articles all day long. It even makes sure to post only one or two articles overnight, just to annoy those who don't live in the U.S. time zones.

  41. BB guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BlackBerry guns?

  42. Wow, I tell you what, Wow. by realsilly · · Score: 1

    The advertisers just elevated stupid, and the people who wanted free stuff only helped make the case for Stupid a solid win for entertainment.

    I read the summary and it just made me laugh. /facepalm

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  43. knife of a stick? by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    *passing through security* Oh this? It's just my knife of a stick.
    Seriously, how did that happen? Morons!

  44. Re:Lame video. Out of focus and no blood and gore by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    They are BB's how much gore do you expect...

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  45. Whoa by fnj · · Score: 1

    Shot with battleships guns? 16" guns like BB-61 Iowa? Jeeze, those 2700 pound shells are enough to ruin your day.

  46. As God as my witness..... by MeBadMagic · · Score: 1
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  47. Next Time by Keith111 · · Score: 1

    The marketing department will probably do the same thing, except have TSA agents at the entrance to the event.

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  50. This has to be the worst marketing-giveaway... by Big+Bill+the+Conjure · · Score: 0

    ...disaster since WKRP in Cincinnati did its Thanksgiving helicopter turkey drop.

  51. WKRP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I really thought turkeys could fly!