Intel's Wine-Powered Microprocessor
angry tapir writes "In a new twist on strange brew, an Intel engineer has showed off a project using wine to power a microprocessor. The engineer poured red wine into a glass containing circuitry on two metal boards during a keynote by Genevieve Bell, Intel fellow, at the Intel Developer Forum in San Francisco. Once the red wine hit the metal, the microprocessor on a circuit board powered up. The low-power microprocessor then ran a graphics program on a computer with an e-ink display."
The engineer poured red wine into a glass containing circuitry on two metal boards during a keynote by Genevieve Bell, Intel fellow, at the Intel Developer Forum in San Francisco.
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Low power doesn't mean low performance, with Intel now thinking about microwatts, not milliwatts, said Mike Bell, vice president and general manager of the New Devices group, during an appearance at the keynote.
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Future computing devices will be able to understand human behavior through data gathered by embedded sensors and other wearable technology, Bell said. Projects are also underway at Intel labs to bring a more "human element" to mobility, she said.
What a poorly edited article. One never knows which Bell -- Genevieve or Mike -- is speaking.
Putting dissimilar metals connected by external conductive path in an electrolyte will cause current flow.
I've even seen some outdoors website forum people going gaga over the concept that nailing a couple dissimilar metallic spikes into a tree can "make electricity". Please, just carry a spare battery for your cell phone, breaching the bark of a tree with reactive metals is bad.
this amazing innnovation is going to set us on an amazing course for the future
but wine is not an emulator! http://www.winehq.org/
oh, the other kind of wine
So, is this a compact fuel cell (new tech, catalyzes ethanol into energy), or just a chemical battery (old tech, converting acidic wine and metal contacts into energy)?
And that's the story of how Bender's great-grandpappy was born.
. We've got computers, we're tapping phone lines, you know that ain't allowed - Talking Heads, "Life During Wartime"
Has showed is typical American gibberish but that does not make it correct. I have contacted the Queen. Remain where you are.
Was the wine the true power source? Or a mere inefficient "salt bridge" between dissimilar metals? I'd like to know if the same circuits would work in salt water rather than wine. That would clarify whether the energy was truely obtained from the stored chemical energy in the alcohol vs. galvanic energy harnessed by electrically connecting dissimilar metals.
I'm glad we're sitting on easily extractable oceans of this stuff!
After the sex change, Mike became Genevieve.
Putting dissimilar metals connected by external conductive path in an electrolyte will cause current flow.
Exactly. The wine isn't "powering" the microprocessor. It's the electrolyte. The battery is powered by the electron transfer reaction between the two metals of different oxidation potential.
http://www.how-things-work-science-projects.com/lemon-battery.html#lemon_battery
http://www.geoffreylandis.com
Wine is the first step, but why don't we use blood to power microprocessors ?
Everybody can easily extract blood, and a processor named Vampire would be so cool.
Plus we get to name the support site Urine Trouble.
GLADos in a potato
Silence is a state of mime.
Difficult to acquire wine in Germany?
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I've been telling my wife how I'm being powered by wine and its cousins. Now I have a concrete example.
After all of the wine mysteriously disappeared, Mike became Genevieve.
Fixed.
One for you; one for me.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
in a 1950's junior high science-fair.
better to just run windows and not wine+other os
Hmm, I wonder if red vs white will make a difference? How about Cabernet vs Merlot ;)
May be dipping it into moonshine will allow for overclocking as well.
The difference is that Genevieve is actually smart.
Will AMD respond with a beer powered processor ?
Seriously, though, it's good to see Intel is serious about, and capable of, truly low power.
Ten years ago, it was a race for the most powerful processor, and Intel won*. Now it's about competing for the lowest power. Kind of ironic.
* For single threaded applications. A web server with a $200 AMD 8-core CPU at 4GHz will beat the pants off $200 of Intel CPU.
Or was it Windows was powered by Intel, NOW YOU ARE telling me that Intel can power a chip by EMULATION INSTEAD OF WINDOWS?
This message was not sent from an iPhone because Peter Sellers really was a deviated prevert without a dime for the call
[Hilarious joke about the Wine compatibility layer.]
What happened to the second law of thermodynamics? As I read this, Windows is run in Wine which can then power the chip to run Windows.....
I think you've just misspelled "Lynn Conway". (Or was it Sophie Wilson?)
Ezekiel 23:20
The interesting part is not that intel made a battery using 2 metals and an acid, its the fact that they powered up a cpu and a display from such a weak battery.
There is no better way to reach out to the poor masses than by using wine to power electronics.
So long as we are talking about a system that requires you to give blood in order to run it's the only choice in fact. Those of us who don't want to give blood and risk infection will continue to use WINE though.
Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
Let me know when I can run WINE on it.
It isn't ironic at all. There was never a time when CPU companies were in a race to create processors that sucked up and wasted through heat dissipation as much electrical power as possible. The goal was always to keep the devices as efficient as possible while still providing more processing power. You are mixing concepts because you have failed to use adjectives.
Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
When in remote places like Mongolia, most parts of Africa or even Germany, it can be difficult to acquire wine
I can see you how you got from German wine to urine.
I'll be golden, my spills won't go to waste.
Gently reply
Unfortunately, places that have wine tend not be short on electric power either.
But I get the good intention of the demonstration.
There's Wien, which technically is in Austria. But it's nothing a little Anschluss can't solve.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I heard you like wine, so I'm running Wine on a processor powered by wine.
I guess you never owned a Pentium 4.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Does red or white wine go with server side apps? And which one for GUI?
I guess we'll log onto Yahoo to find out.
This needs to be more than a tech demo for your low power components, intel. Due to (excessive, as deemed by the court system) alcohol consumption, I often forget to charge my array of personal electronics. At what point can we expect a "one for me, one for you" implementation?
Changes the flavor of the wine, I'm sure.
Next time someone discover something like the Pentium bug, Intel will claim we used too much wine and the CPU got drunk.
better to just run windows and not wine+other os
I guess the world's energy problems can also be solved with a big WHOOSH next to a wind turbine.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
I, too, am equipped with a wine-powered processor.
For 20 years, RISC processors used 1/10th - 1/100th as much power, yet Intel was the big name brand because CPU speed was king. As Hognoxious pointed out, the P4 is a great example that people generally didn't care too much about power usage. 125 watts was a little high, but acceptable. Now 1 watt is considered a little too high, and companies are hyping 1.5 Ghz processors, a third the speed of existing offerings.
CISC couldn't go that fast without using 125 watts.
RISC could use 99% less power and go half as fast.
Everybody bought "Intel inside", even though it drew a hundred times more power.
Yes, mobile is one reason people now care more about power consumption. Waking up to it's effect on datacenter costs is another.
You said:
"The goal was always to make devices as efficient as possible"
If that were, CISC would have been dead on arrival.
Intel has pretty much admitted that CISC will be dead soon unless they cut power usage by 99% because suddenly power usage is more important than brute speed.
hopefully this will deter skynet from putting us all into the matrix. ... less cheesy?
afterall, wine stomped by robo feet (and controlled) by skynet tastes better
Sophie Wilson played a barmaid in a BBC drama about the rivalry between Acorn and Amstrad. Not sure if she actually served himself a drink.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
I spilled an entire glass of red wine onto my MacBook Pro that was powered on. It ruined it!! How the hell does red wine power that circuitry??
Like the mechanical Turk, but French...
That is Wien (pronounced 'ween'), whereas wine in German is wein (rhymes w/ Rhine)
It's called context, and in context there is never any doubt about which Bell we are talking about. Failing to understand would be entirely blamed on your ability (or rather lack of such) to read.
Not sure if she actually served himself a drink.
Haha. :) Yeah, I have to see that piece, it's the stuff of legends. Poor Sir Clive. :-)
Ezekiel 23:20
I want a wine-powered keyboard. So when the wine is gone, you can't type anymore.
I'm waiting to see the trademark complaint from AMD when someone tries to use Thunderbird wine on an Intel processor, proving that AMD continues to protect its place as the leader in budget processors.
In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
thousands years after the egyptians but we got there!
Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
First there's a food shortage as the US converts corn to ethanol, and the price of corn and corn meal go through the roof. Now we're going to have to run our systems on wine, and the price of even cheap crap will go through the roof....
mark "I'll have the inexpensive 12 yr single malt, please, I can't afford the MD 2020"
Or an Athlon XP 2000+. Honestly, I used to keep my very small bedroom warm with that CPU and a 15" CRT through the entire winter back in the day. No kidding.
Nowadays' LCDs and CPUs suck, I need a heater to stay warm in winter!