NSA Director Keith Alexander Is Reportedly Stepping Down
Daniel_Stuckey writes "Keith Alexander will step down by April or May of next year. What's more, the agency's deputy director Chris Inglis also plans to retire by the end of next year, anonymous US officials told Reuters today. Though the news comes in the midst of a global public backlash over the NSA's widespread surveillance programs, it's worth pointing out that Alexander had revealed his plans to retire before Edward Snowden leaked details of PRISM in June. Officials didn't give a reason for his departure."
Throw them both in prison for ten years for breaking the law.
So he can devote all his energies to spying on his family and friends.
Why is Snark Required?
They should give him a t-shirt that says "I raped my country's Constitution and all I got was full my federal pension, lifetime healthcare benefits, full pardon for all my crimes, and this lousy t-shirt."
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Although the general public has always known about the CIA, they used to be totally unaware of existence of the NSA. So, although it's not remarkable that the NSA's head is retiring, it is remarkable that the public knows - or cares - about it. The Puzzle Palace just ain't what it used to be.
President Obama: "Well Keith, I'm here to.."
Keith Alexander: "Ask me to resign, yeah I knew."
President Obama: Whaat..how you did you know?
Keith Alexander: "Several of your aides mentioned it within hearing distance of their cellphone mikes yesterday."
President Obama: "Well okay, what are you planning on doing now?"
Keith Alexander: "Probably spend a few days whacking it to these pictures I captured from your daughter's cellphone camera. Then I'm going to become the most powerful lobbyist in Washington with all this blackmail material."
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Ha, even on the HIGHLY UNLIKELY chance any of these scumbags would ever be charged with anything, they would get a full Presidential pardon before the ink even dried on their arrest warrants.
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After an extensive audit, it was uncovered that Keith Alexander had system administrator right.