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NSA Director Keith Alexander Is Reportedly Stepping Down

Posted by samzenpus on from the so-long-farewell dept.

Daniel_Stuckey writes "Keith Alexander will step down by April or May of next year. What's more, the agency's deputy director Chris Inglis also plans to retire by the end of next year, anonymous US officials told Reuters today. Though the news comes in the midst of a global public backlash over the NSA's widespread surveillance programs, it's worth pointing out that Alexander had revealed his plans to retire before Edward Snowden leaked details of PRISM in June. Officials didn't give a reason for his departure."

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  1. A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Throw them both in prison for ten years for breaking the law.

    1. Re:A better idea by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Silly rabbit, laws are for the poor and weak.

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    2. Re:A better idea by P-niiice · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then throw congress in jail for making it legal. The Patriot act is what you get when you let anger guide your choices.

    3. Re:A better idea by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually they exceeded even the minor limitations of the Patriot Act. They lied to Congress about what they were doing as well which is a felony. It seems that if you have enough power the law doesn't apply to you nowadays. If Nixon were president today he wouldn't need to resign.

    4. Re:A better idea by RenderSeven · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh dear gods no!!!! Could you IMAGINE the piece of crap constitution that would be written these days?? By committees and lobbyists and lawyers (oh my)??

      There are 4 pages and 4543 words in the original, unamended Constitution including the signatures. It is the oldest and shortest written Constitution of any major government in the world. Compare that to 960 pages for the ACA, about 1300 for a typical Bible, and a whopping 73954 pages for the tax code. I shudder to think what a New and Improved constitution would look like.

  2. He wants to spend more time at home by Required+Snark · · Score: 5, Funny

    So he can devote all his energies to spying on his family and friends.

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  3. Yeah, what a punishment by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They should give him a t-shirt that says "I raped my country's Constitution and all I got was full my federal pension, lifetime healthcare benefits, full pardon for all my crimes, and this lousy t-shirt."

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  4. Re:Well by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    President Obama: "Well Keith, I'm here to.."

    Keith Alexander: "Ask me to resign, yeah I knew."

    President Obama: Whaat..how you did you know?

    Keith Alexander: "Several of your aides mentioned it within hearing distance of their cellphone mikes yesterday."

    President Obama: "Well okay, what are you planning on doing now?"

    Keith Alexander: "Probably spend a few days whacking it to these pictures I captured from your daughter's cellphone camera. Then I'm going to become the most powerful lobbyist in Washington with all this blackmail material."

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  5. Re:Running away by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ha, even on the HIGHLY UNLIKELY chance any of these scumbags would ever be charged with anything, they would get a full Presidential pardon before the ink even dried on their arrest warrants.

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  6. Reason for stepping down discovered by Dishwasha · · Score: 5, Funny

    After an extensive audit, it was uncovered that Keith Alexander had system administrator right.