NSA Director Keith Alexander Is Reportedly Stepping Down
Daniel_Stuckey writes "Keith Alexander will step down by April or May of next year. What's more, the agency's deputy director Chris Inglis also plans to retire by the end of next year, anonymous US officials told Reuters today. Though the news comes in the midst of a global public backlash over the NSA's widespread surveillance programs, it's worth pointing out that Alexander had revealed his plans to retire before Edward Snowden leaked details of PRISM in June. Officials didn't give a reason for his departure."
Throw them both in prison for ten years for breaking the law.
So he can devote all his energies to spying on his family and friends.
Why is Snark Required?
President Obama: "Well Keith, I'm here to.."
Keith Alexander: "Ask me to resign, yeah I knew."
President Obama: Whaat..how you did you know?
Keith Alexander: "Several of your aides mentioned it within hearing distance of their cellphone mikes yesterday."
President Obama: "Well okay, what are you planning on doing now?"
Keith Alexander: "Probably spend a few days whacking it to these pictures I captured from your daughter's cellphone camera. Then I'm going to become the most powerful lobbyist in Washington with all this blackmail material."
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After an extensive audit, it was uncovered that Keith Alexander had system administrator right.