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Would-Be Tesla Owners Jump Through Hoops To Skirt Wacky Texas Rules

cartechboy writes "Texas is known for having the nation's most draconian anti-Tesla rules, based on intense and cash-rich lobbying and political donations by Texas car dealers. What's amazing is what would-be Tesla owners still have to do to get their hands on--and maintain--a Tesla Model S. How do you buy a car the laws try to stop you from owning? By jumping through wacky hoops, it turns out. Tesla store staff, for example, can't tell visitors how much a Model S costs. They can't give test drives, and they can't discuss financing options. Tesla service centers are banned from showing the company logo — or advertising that they do Tesla warranty work or service at all. So how have 1,000 Model S cars been sold? That would be sheer persistence."

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  1. Red state by ugen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, those individual-freedom-loving Texans.

    1. Re:Red state by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd love to see the Tesla sales numbers from Austin vs the rest of the state. Austin residents have long been at odds w/the rest of the state and their politics and as such I have a feeling we'd see a pretty high correlation with Austin vs Tesla ownership when compared w/the rest of the state.

    2. Re:Red state by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, these dealers have more money, so they get more freedom. Texas freedom generally is not about individual for the masses, but about not keeping the power of the powerful in check.

    3. Re:Red state by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is what giving regulatory power to your government brings you.

      I thought this was what bringing regulatory power to your local businessmen brings you...

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    4. Re:Red state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They voted down the bills submitted by the house because they had their crazy teabagger anti healthcare bullshit lumped into them. They wouldn't pass a clean bill so the senate shut them down. They still didn't pass a clean bill, just one with the right perks to make everyone happy.

    5. Re:Red state by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You think any Texans except the oil companies actually want this Tesla sales ban?

      This isn't Austin vs. the rest of the state, this is oil companies vs the rest of the state.

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    6. Re:Red state by iserlohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Regulations that protect the public from profiteering corporations == good.

      Regulations that protect profiteering corporations from competition to maintain profits == bad.

      Seems easy enough to understand. The problem is not regulations, but what it achieves (and how it does it). Spend too much time thinking about the means and you'll lose sight of the ends.

    7. Re:Red state by sycodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "I'd love to see the Tesla sales numbers from big cities vs the rest of the state."

      Fixed.

      In all those itty bitty northeastern states, where you can spit from one state to another, having charging stations plentiful enough is easy. But in Texas, once you get out of the big cities, even for gas you need to at least think a bit ahead.

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    8. Re:Red state by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, these dealers have more money, so they get more freedom.

      Oh, so in other words, exactly the same as every other state government in the nation, as well as the national government itself.

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    9. Re:Red state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That is a great example of the No True Scotsman Fallacy, of which the Tea Party makes great use.

    10. Re:Red state by intermodal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This one's about the car dealerships, not the oil companies. General Motors has been one of the key electric car pushers, but their dealers were far from hands-off on this one.

      For the oil companies, sticking it to Tesla is just a fringe benefit.

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    11. Re:Red state by jythie · · Score: 2

      Pretty much, though the balance between 'more freedom for the powerful to exercise their freedom on others' and 'protect the weak from the powerfull's freedom' varies from state to state. For better or worse, a big part of Texas's ethics revolve around the idea that the best way for people to accumulate wealth is to not protect them, thus encouraging them to get stronger. Thus anyone who does not get one of those coveted higher slots are simply personal failures, which reenforces the idea of the rights of the powerful since not only did they 'earn' it, but the people who did not are inferior in one way or another, otherwise they would be powerful too.

    12. Re:Red state by interval1066 · · Score: 2

      This is all about the strength of the car dealer lobby in Texas, and the politicians who have interests in them, that's all. After oil, car (and truck) dealers are the #2 industry there. That's an overstatement, but pretty darn near up there. That's all that's going on there, its not about "freedom" or any other political catchphrase.

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    13. Re:Red state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (And I hate to break it to you, but it's Senate Democrats who voted down the budget for two weeks.)

      You're either an idiot or an asshole. Or both. So let me explain based on the assumption you're simply ignorant. Here's how politics works:

      1. Submit a bill titled "The most wonderful bill in the history of mankind which everybody loves excepts evil fucking bastards."
      2. Add something in this bill which says that everybody must abduct, kill, and eat 1 dozen babies per week.
      3. Watch opponents vote against bill because it is sick and wrong.
      4. Proceed to loudly proclaim that your opponent just voted against the most wonderful bill in the history of mankind and thus has proven himself to be an evil fucking bastard.

      Rinse and repeat. They all do it. You can claim Senate Democrats "voted down the budget" which is not even close to the whole story. Or you can say that House GOP pushed a pile of pigshit up to the Senate. Most revealing is how you use the phrase "THE budget". There is no budget until it's voted into law, what was sent was A proposed budget.

      Quit getting your information from the bullshit on TV, it's mostly a bunch of partisan crap. Go read the actual bill, look at the riders attached to it. Often a bill which looks great up front contains a whole bunch of really stupid bullshit. Ask your elected rep why he/she voted for/against a bill, don't just take the title and start screaming "OMG Senator DickWiggle just voted against the Save the Children bill, so he must be in favor of murdering the children!"

    14. Re:Red state by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lets not engage in false equivalency just to avoid pissing anyone off. There are real differences between red states and blue states in terms of personal freedoms. Liquor laws for example are a hallmark of those fucking bible-thumpers. That has affected me a lot more than restrictions on buying an electric car. Perhaps you're talking specifically about owning a gun? I dunno, seems like you can buy a gun in any blue state, but there are fucking dry counties in Texas where you cannot buy alchohol at all.

      You can't even say red states allow more flexibility for companies and "economic freedom." (Points to current article.)

      If you're uncomfortable with how close that sounds to (gasp) taking a political position, you can give yourself the following out: it's not political or ideological differences so much as it is culture. This isn't a conservative/liberal difference. This is morons allowing their government to be run by the highest bidder, and maybe a little bit of misplaced hate at environmentalism (electric cars and all). Conservatives should be angry at government meddling here, it's clearly the exact opposite of free market economics. Texas here isn't being conservative, Texas is being dumb, ignorant, and lazy.

      Anyway, the point isn't to say "Ha ha, blue states are better than red." Or shouldn't be. The point should be to highlight stupidity in government no matter where it happens. And I'd argue that there's a lot more egregious stupidity in Texas than in some blue states. Perhaps I'm still just pissed off at the dry county thing where I was stuck for New Years that one time. Fuck you, Texas.

    15. Re:Red state by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...but it's Senate Democrats who voted down the budget for two weeks"
      becasue pubs were adding stuff that shouldn't be part of it.

      If the rolls were reversed and the Dems added a rider that outlawed guns, would you blame the pubs for not agreeing to the budget?

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    16. Re:Red state by JeffAtl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This has absolutely nothing to do with oil companies. This is all about the car dealership lobby.

      The car dealership lobby tends to have a lot of power in state politics - especially in states with large rural and suburban populations.

    17. Re:Red state by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Austin IS the oasis in America's kitty litter box.

    18. Re:Red state by evilviper · · Score: 4, Informative

      seems like you can buy a gun in any blue state

      Only because of the courts... NY, D.C., and others, basically outlawed guns, until the courts overturned the rules.

      I'm a registered Democrat, who has never owned or fired a gun, yet I'm disgusted at the faith-based gun control laws being advocated, despite all evidence EVER, showing they only have the opposite effects. And worse, exploiting dead children to push for gun control laws that undeniably wouldn't have saved any of those children. Universal background checks are a great idea, but all other gun control laws currently suggested are pure idiocy.

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    19. Re:Red state by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 2

      To cite a Fox News site as you hurl the acusation that the other party is ignorant and needs to be educated implies you are the one with deficiencies that will not be remedied by any call to reason or logic. Only a true true believer can give Fox News as a source that delivers unvarished truth . Thus, cease with the name calling unless and until you are willing tol stand behind your words with a real identity, even then do not expect rapture to follow.

    20. Re:Red state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Watch out when you paint with a wide brush. Missouri is a "red state".

      Guns? Hell yes. Even concealed ones, with a ridiculously easy-to-get permit, of course.

      Liquor? There used to be dry counties, right up until the state legislature repealed and banned blue laws state-wide. It's such a hands-off approach that the state gives up millions in federal highway maintenance money due to allowing passengers to drink from an open container in a moving vehicle. Minors are allowed to consume alcohol here, just as long as they're not "in possession", so when the cops show up, they just put the cup down before the cops can bust them. The rural baptist nutbags haven't been able to even gain a small foothold. The excise taxes are low per-unit, but provide a substantial boost to the state economy, especially around the borders. The eight bordering states (IL, IA, NE, KS, OK, AR, TN, KY) all have more restrictive alcohol control laws, and they all have people come across the border to Missouri to buy booze. Oh, and fireworks. Those are legal here too.

      Meanwhile, there's no push to swap textbooks for bibles or force Tesla sales to be handled through a dealership.

      What makes Missouri so hands-off? Pre-civil war, it was a slave state. During the civil war, it didn't secede, instead waiting for the feds to pass appropriate legislation to decide the whole issue, like how that whole "representative democracy" thing is supposed to work. After the civil war, the whole state went "southern democrat" for the most part. That's when the "Show Me" attitude developed. (See here for more.)

    21. Re:Red state by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are no "Conservatives" any more who matter. There exist religious fanatics and pimps for big business, and between the two there is plenty of overlap.

      It's time to stop regarding "Conservatism" as having any sort of positive contribution to the US beyond the preservation of the Second Amendment, and if Democrats would embrace that Amendment they'd gain massively in the polls. The Cold War is over, the US and China won, and the US has no effective enemies left. "Defense" now only means "perpetual globalist wars" but the Democrats are down with those too so not even the globalists need "Conservatives" as they own both Parties.

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    22. Re:Red state by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Informative

      if you were too stupid to figure out where the nearest county line was so you could buy booze, then I have zero sympathy for your rant.

      I didn't live there and this was before the era of smartphones. It was new years, and my relatives there don't drink much. Anyway, "There are ways around it" make a bad law become not bad.

    23. Re:Red state by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      and if Democrats would embrace that Amendment they'd gain massively in the polls.

      The NRA, being the most effecitve lobby in the US, DOES actually push a good number of democrats to be pro second amendment. Doesn't help their national image.

      I think there are still real conservatives out there, they're just massively out-spent by the unholy alliance you mentioned, the Norquist tea party group. Small government conservatism isn't extinct. Deport the tea party and jail the lobbyists pushing to cut taxes to the breaking point (without cutting spending), and republican can become a party that makes positive changes once again very rapidly.

    24. Re:Red state by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      "I'll kill us all unless I get what I want."
      No.
      "Okay, I'll kill us all unless I get some of what I want."
      No.
      "But I compromised! You're not being fair!"

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    25. Re:Red state by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      Australia didnt have the 2nd Amendment to contend with. The Founding Fathers felt so extraordinarily strongly about private gun ownership they made put it right after the right to speak.

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    26. Re:Red state by JeffAtl · · Score: 2

      True, but dry and very restrictive counties/municipalities aren't unique to the bible belt - plenty of that in blue states as well.

    27. Re:Red state by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh and Australia has a much more populated Indonesia next door (on the global map it is almost touching) as the Mexican equivalent

      There's a slight problem: there's a big body of water separating the two. You can't exactly walk between Indonesia and Australia (and it's too far to swim while carrying a bunch of contraband on your back). Yes, you can use boats, but the Australian Navy is very active in patrolling their EEZ waters, largely to discourage illegal fishers (usually from other neighboring countries), but also to prevent smuggling. By contrast, the border with Mexico is about 2000 miles long, mostly on land (or a puny little creek called a river in parts), and largely wide-open which is why there's so much drug and human smuggling into the US from Mexico.

    28. Re:Red state by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Basically, the Tesla side is losing because they didn't pay the appropriate bribes.

    29. Re:Red state by iserlohn · · Score: 2

      Most people that support universal healthcare don't believe that the ACA is the end-state. It's not the ideal system, but more of a first-step in getting there.

    30. Re:Red state by guises · · Score: 2

      I think you missed the point. Fox News is a fine source when you're looking to debunk right-wing claims: if even Fox says that your claim is untrue, then you have very little ground to stand on.

      You are correct that Fox is not a source for truth, you wouldn't cite it as an affirmation of any positive claim, but it's perfectly good for this purpose.

    31. Re:Red state by dave420 · · Score: 2

      This is no big issue. Simply make owning a firearm a criminal offence, using one in a crime a massive offence, and they won't be used anywhere near as much. Then have the police remove all the guns they come across, and the number of guns decreases massively. When a criminal doesn't feel the need to have a gun in order to commit a crime (as their opponents won't be armed), they no longer use them. Crime will still exist, but far fewer people will die. Of course this won't work in the face of the US's bizarre gun culture, so I guess the point's moot. Complaining about geography or population size has nothing to do with the problems.

  2. Might not have the effect they want by codepigeon · · Score: 2

    In my armchair opinion, it seems like when you make something scarse and hard to get, people want it more (especially with the wealthy looking for status symbols). This might be good for Tesla sales.

  3. Republicans love the free market! by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 2

    Oh wait... that would mean... err... *head explodes*

    Relevant link: http://www.rootstrikers.org/

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  4. Texas means oil by ArcadeMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is that how free market is supposed to work? Corrupted government?

    1. Re:Texas means oil by berashith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ya. It is really cute when the article flat out states that things wont change for Tesla until they buy more politicians. Sensibility, reasonableness, will of the people... all of these and more get left out in the cold until you pony up the big bucks.

    2. Re:Texas means oil by cusco · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. Adam Smith was adamant about the necessity of regulating business and preventing collusion among businessmen, but you'd never know it from the fulminations of the Libertardians. They pick and choose those sections of his work that they approve of and pretend the rest doesn't exist, rather like Christians who ignore Leviticus.

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    3. Re:Texas means oil by PRMan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Christians are told to ignore Leviticus (except for sexual stuff mostly). It's in Acts 15 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%2015&version=NIV if you would like to be enlightened.

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  5. You can't have it. by stewsters · · Score: 4, Funny

    We aren't letting you have this car. Doesn't that make you want it more?

  6. Mini-Streisand effect... by mlts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live about 2-3 miles from the Tesla service depot in Austin. One thing that seems to sell the vehicles is the fact that they are "so good, they had to be banned." Even with all the hoops one has to jump through, if one wants a runabout vehicle, a Tesla is hard to beat (assuming one can afford the ticket to entry.)

    So, the prohibition on Tesla vehicles in Texas just makes people seem to want them more. Especially with the fact that in Austin, charging stations are popping up in odd but useful places, such as credit union parking lots.

    1. Re:Mini-Streisand effect... by AaronW · · Score: 2

      The nice thing with the charging stations is usually I just avoid them with my model S. It's cheaper to charge at home. For driving around the Bay Area it's been great. I've used a few of the supercharger stations which have also been great. My only complaint is that they need more of them in more places. There aren't any heading north from the Bay Area and they need them in some more out of the way places like on the way to Yosemite or near Big Sur. The public charging stations are not all that useful when they only charge at 30 amps. That adds only about 18 miles of range per hour. Plus it seems all of the public spots are taken up by Leafs or Volts. The one time I really needed a public charger due to using a bit more energy on a camping trip I ended up having to unplug a Volt so I could charge in Monterey to reach the Gilroy supercharger. The funny thing is that with the Volt it was more expensive to charge at the public charging station than to use gasoline.

      For driving around the Bay Area and where Superchargers are available it has been great. I just wish they would build more of them faster.

      http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger shows where they plan to install them.

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  7. 1000 new medals please by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how have 1,000 Model S cars been sold? That would be sheer persistence.

    Can I buy one just to drive it through the doors of their capitol and park it on top of the assholes who passed all these laws while screaming "ASSHOLES ARE BIGGER IN TEXAS TOO!" I know I'd probably be riddled full of bullets and called a terrorist, but for those 30 glorious seconds, I think I would be a working class hero. :(

    In other news; We should start putting warning labels on everything that comes from Texas, including the people: "Warning: This product is known to cause stupidity in every other state but Texas." (with a tip of the hat to another state, whose stupidity created similarily named labels). And now, moderators who live in those two states... fire up the 'overrated' and 'troll' buttons, and I apologize I kept you waiting so long. :P

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    1. Re:1000 new medals please by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warning: The State of Texas is known to the State of Californian to contain regular unleaded.

  8. "libertarians" against fair competition by globaljustin · · Score: 5, Informative

    the GOP in Texas is a criminal organization like the mafia....Tesla wouldn't pay the 'protection' fee...

    any equivocation belies ignorance...if you are a "libertarian" you must criticize this and oppose the Republicans who did it

    from TFA:

    The current iron-clad Texas franchise law is the result of years of lobbying by the powerful and well-connected Texas Auto Dealers Association (TADA), founded and run for 30 years by legendary Texas lobbyist Gene Fondren.

    In 2012, dealership interests "invested" more than $2.5 million in the Texas legislative elections, according to the the watchdog group Texans For Public Justice. Sixty percent of Texas lawmakers received checks from TADA in 2012.Two elderly billionaire car dealers, Tom Friedkin and Red McCombs--the latter is also chairman of the former Blackwater security firm--kicked in more than a million dollars between them.

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    1. Re:"libertarians" against fair competition by Specter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interstate commerce. Normally I'm all for state's rights, but this is one area where there's actually a Constitutional basis to tell the State to get bent.

  9. Oh, america by lesincompetent · · Score: 2

    ... the country that legalized bribery.

    1. Re:Oh, america by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      ... the country that legalized bribery.

      Most American law is based on English common law, so... not so much.

      The Brits came up with the concept, we just streamlined the process :)

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  10. Buying a Tesla S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    - Hey man, what's the deal?
    - We have a little bit of everything... weed, meth, heroin... what do ya want?
    - What about a Tesla S?
    - Shhhhhh! Don't speak so loudly... come with me...

  11. Re:how is a "Tesla store" not a dealership? by TheHappyMailAdmin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dealerships are car retailers, they purchase the car form the manufacturer and resell to you. Tesla is eliminating the middleman and operating it's own stores, so purchasing a Tesla is always direct from the manufacturer purchase.

  12. Wouldn't have hurt Diet Mtn Dew by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bad example. If you're thinking of the New York City soft drink size limit, that would have applied to soft drinks with caloric sweeteners, not diet soft drinks. All that would have meant is that restaurants would start carrying a larger selection of diet sodas, not just the diet version of the cola. I miss fountain Diet Mtn Dew.

    1. Re:Wouldn't have hurt Diet Mtn Dew by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bad example. If you're thinking of the New York City soft drink size limit, that would have applied to soft drinks with caloric sweeteners, not diet soft drinks.

      Indeed; if OP really wanted to point out an example of how New York State can be just as draconian and anti-freedom as the Texas example above, he'd have been better off to cite the 4 NY Senators who, back in 2011, insisted that the First Amendment be relegated from a right to a privilege.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't have hurt Diet Mtn Dew by JeffAtl · · Score: 2

      Other than the fact that a suggestion is not an enforceable law...

      It has that effect though. Unless a person has the resources to defend themselves, laws are what law enforcement says they are. Try to cite Bill of Rights protections to law enforcement and they either assume you're a nut or part of a militia.

      Even if defendants ultimately prevail, the damage has been done and a chilling effect is almost always created.

  13. Or the Interstate Commerce Clause? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

    What gives Texas the authority to prevent any manufacturer -- of cars or otherwise -- from selling their products in the state? Couldn't this be construed as an illegal restraint of trade against the State of California?

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    1. Re:Or the Interstate Commerce Clause? by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      Ostensibly, this is to prevent monopolies.

      It's why Sony and MGM don't have theaters in Texas, but instead have to lease their films to movie houses. Sorry, you can only see the Disney movie at the Disney theater, at Disney prices.

      In reality, it's to make sure that a middle-man gets a juicy cut of the sales.

    2. Re:Or the Interstate Commerce Clause? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you can only see the Disney movie at the Disney theater, at Disney prices.

      Awesome, I could just boycott the whole theatre while enjoying movies at the other theatre without having to read the poster to see who the distributor is.

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  14. a mockery of the USA by schlachter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this kind of criminal behavior from our gov makes us look like fools.
    how can we bomb the shit out of people around the world to bring them freedom when we don't even have it at home?

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  15. Re:MYOB by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How we chose to run our state is our business. Period. If you don't like it, go start an oil company and run our state for us.

    FTFY.

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  16. They aren't jumping through hoops... by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are jumping through coils. Tesla coils...

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  17. Tesla's in Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I like Texas, but they have some of the worst legislature and blue laws in the nation. Two taht come to mind frmo my days living in San Antonio:

    Burger King came into San Antonio back in the early 80's, but there was already a burger chain in San Antonio called Whopper Burger which was locally owned. During the ensuing 2 year legal battle by BK, they had stores but they had no signs. It looked like a BK, but it couldn't say Burger King anywhere because the local chains big burger was called the King Whopper. You'd go to the unmarked BK drive through and order a Whopper and they would say "sir, we don't have them, we call them a Deluxe"! THey even had to wrap it in clear plactic because the BK wrapper had Whopper or Bruger or King onit! Talk about stupid. BK finally won and bought out the other chain.

    Then there were the blue laws, where you could go to the store on Sunday but not buy certain things. You could by a hammer at Home Depot, but you couldn't buy the nails on Sunday. Batteries! You could buy a battery opreated device, but not the batteries, on Sunday. My car died and I needed to buy a new battery but could not becasue it was sunday, I hade to jump start or leave it running until midnight, then go to the 24 autoparts place and get one at 12:01 in th morning! You could buy baby formula, but not diapers. Insane! The would even rope of the sections in the stores with hanners that read "never on a Sunday". I once picked up a small package of nails at a 7=11 and the cleark told me taht he could sell them to me and if I persitied he would have to call the cops, but you could buy beer!

    1. Re:Tesla's in Texas by Yosho · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then there were the blue laws, where you could go to the store on Sunday but not buy certain things.

      Some of those laws are gone, but some of them are still around. Grocery stores can't sell liquor, and they can't sell any alcohol before noon on Sunday. That really confused a friend of mine the first time he needed to get some cooking sherry on a Sunday morning.

      Remember, the Republican party is pro-business! Unless your business is doing something they find morally objectionable.

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  18. Re:why can't tesla set up dealerships? by Kingkaid · · Score: 2

    Dealerships are "arms-length" from the car maker (in theory). This prevents them from price fixing and encourages competition (in theory). Tesla wants to run these themselves rather than put a 3rd party in the middle. I've been to a Tesla store and it was amazing, stupid protectionist laws.

  19. Classic hypocrisy by Dega704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how political extremists on the right run around screaming "LEAVE BUSINESSES ALONE!", and then proceed to pass laws that discriminate against specific businesses; albeit ones that aren't chummy enough with the right people.

  20. This is a perfect example of America's hypocrisy by kawabago · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Business can buy whatever laws they want, even ones like these that hurt the majority of the population. The politicians that approved these Texas laws are the enemies of the people of Texas.

  21. Re:why can't tesla set up dealerships? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    Yes and no. The dealerships have effectively enacted laws that exclude all competition. So yes, Tesla doesn't want to follow the laws, but the laws forbid them from selling direct to consumers. It is essentially a cartel that has been legalized. There are all sorts of industries that have been protected this way in Texas. For example, until recently, breweries had to choose between direct selling to consumers or through distributors but not both. These laws were designed to protect large national breweries and limit competition from smaller, local breweries.

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  22. Re:Saw one for the first time. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Let do 100 miles and see who crosses the finish line first.

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  23. Re:Blaming Republicans by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

    ...except selling electric cars, apparently.

  24. Re:I'm sorry sir... by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

    Oh ans sir, I almost forgot, but it might interest you to know that someone may have neglected to remove the keys from the ignition of that car over there, and it is our policy not to press charges for people who, should they steal it, return it in a timely manner...

  25. Re:The Voice of the Ignorant Screams by minstrelmike · · Score: 2

    Are you talking about the actual article where the founder of Blackwater spent over a million dollars 'lobbying" the Texas legislature to prevent a free market for car buyers in Texas?
    Seems to me it doesn't matter who the person is that lobbied, they AND the Texas legislature have removed a basic part of the free market in order to protect a segment of rich businessmen. Same old same old. Republicans say they are against big government but they act otherwise.
    I think there are ignorant people screaming on this discussion and you sir are one of them. (I know you aren't screaming but you are certainly jumping to conclusions).

    I'm enough of a 'classic' Libertarian (not the Ron Paul fundamentalist version) to know what a free market actually is.

  26. Get from another state? by mattack2 · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't just going to another state to buy one be faster?

    Heck, couldn't you have it shipped to your state from another state? (or if not technically shipped, pay someone to drive it there for you.)

  27. agreed by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Agreed. I tend conservative myself, as in "don't tthrow the baby out with the bathwater", and I think this particular law needs to be reviewed. I would want to hear arguments pro and con before saying it should definitely be repealed , but it looks suspiciously like a bad law.

    Ps - look up Draco, who Draconian refers to.
    That's a lot like calling Obama "Hitler".
    Obama is more like Elmo than he is Hitler, and that law, while it may be bad, is in no way Draconian.

  28. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    But they don't want to sell it the same way as everyone else! Why should there be a middleman franchise dealer in the mix?
    And they ARE trying to change the laws to allow sales, it's just that they're not paying out the bribes to the lawmakers in the same way that the Texas auto dealer association is doing.

  29. Re:Saw one for the first time. by hb253 · · Score: 2

    Yep, it's fairly zippy, but the problem is, after 2 or 3 quarter mile runs your battery is depleted.

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  30. Re:RULES ARE THERE FOR A REASON! by twistofsin · · Score: 2

    Every example you have stated is just flat out protectionism, and is not something our gov't should be involved in.

    Progress often means the status quo becomes outdated.

    Who the fuck likes a car salesman anyway? I can't imagine there is a lot of support to retain those jobs.