GOCE Satellite Is Falling To Earth But Nobody Knows Where It Will Land
Virtucon writes "The Gravity field and steady-state Ocean Circulation Explorer or GOCE Satellite is expected to fall to Earth this weekend. It weighs over a ton and unfortunately the Scientists don't exactly know where it will land. You can track it here. It should re-enter sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning. Makr Hopkins, chair of the National Society's Executive Committee said: 'The satellite is one of the few satellites in a Polar Orbit. Consequently, it could land almost anywhere.' The GOCE mission was to create an accurate gravity map of the Earth."
I"m sleeping in the basement tonight!
Maybe the next one ought to create an accurate reentry map...
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You would think they could use the gravity map the satellite was creating to predict where the satellite would fall.....
If it lands on someone's head, would it not be, technically speaking, a homicide?
According to http://www.n2yo.com/?s=34602 satellite is now 174 km above the surface and ascending!
Won't it burn up on reentry?
It's one less piece of space junk.
Time to up my karma..
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"A satellite used to map gravity being destroyed by its inability to resist gravity."
who cares where it comes down...
I'm sure you all know the rest...
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
You just had to, didn't you. ;)
Clarified by Isaac Newton in the 17th century, gravity is a fundamental force of nature.
Here comes the spin: And just as Newton was inspired to invent much of classical mechanics after an apple landed on his head...
"chair of the National Society's Executive Committee", eh?
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Really? Nobody thought up this gem yet?
If it was carefully mapping Earth's gravity, shouldn't they know where it's going to land?
His Mom made him do it!
People in cars cause accidents....accidents in cars cause people
would be a good test for those nice missiles they have, blow it up over the ocean!
hope they have insurance if it hits a city...
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Someone get Scott Manley to figure it out using KSP.
Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
Wait now... what the fuck? How is this okay? They're saying that rocket scientists cannot plan such an event? Not even a tiny weency bit of fuel in reserve for re-entry? It's totally ok to allow something to fall onto the planet, possibly killing 1 or more? What if it hits an airline? The article isn't very informative, and leaves you with the assumption that if it hits you or any of your stuff (they specified a Honda?) it's covered by The U.N., and all you have to do is get with your local government. uhh...
Hell, what if it killed Obama?!
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I have to take flight to Asia on Sunday night, maybe I should wait until this baby hits the ground until I travel. It would probably cut the plane in half if it had a direct hit! Mama Mia is nowhere safe these days.
I have to take flight to Asia on Sunday night, maybe I should wait until this baby hits the ground until I travel. It would probably cut the plane in half if it had a direct hit! Mama Mia is nowhere safe these days.
Which Sunday night would that be? Sunday night with respect to the ESA, Sunday night in Canada since it was a CBC article, or Sunday night where ever the satellite falls? Because Sunday night in Sydney, Australia is different than Sunday night in Seattle, Washington.
She?
Had to say it.
As long as it doesn't contain a toilet seat...
TFS mentions the times when this thing might come down, but bot the timezone those times apply to. Considering that there is a full 24 hours between extremes of timezone the window is pretty meaningless.
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So you mean there's a chance it could come down on my mother-in-law's head?
You are welcome on my lawn.
Making them be guide-able to the ocean is really scary.
This just fall out of the sky willy nilly is wrong.
There's probably a better way to research gravity than randomly throwing satellites at the earth...
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
Check out the prediction web site to see if it might land near you. Be sure to click the "show all passes" button to see the daylight passes in addition to the night passes. It calculates your lat/long from your ip address, then builds a table of overhead passes in the next 5 days. Look at the "El" column. That's the maximum degrees from the nearest horizon. If you see a number near 90 between Sunday night and Monday morning, watch out. Otherwise, rest easy.
Am I really the only Slashdotter who thinks it's going to land in Alaska, killing a camper? And, if I'm not mistaken the casket's going to be really, really weird looking!
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...is that it will land in the Philippines. Honestly, those poor suckers just can't seem to catch a break.
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All of this will happen again.
I guess most of you weren't around when Skylab fell back to Earth. Skylab was a much bigger satellite, but its equatorial orbit somewhat narrowed down the possible landing site locations. Everyone said it would probably fall into the sea. When pressed why, they'd admit they had no idea where it would come down. It was just that the majority of the surface area of the swath of the earth covered by Skylab's orbital inclination was ocean.
Nowadays they try to maintain enough propellant to steer the satellite into a forced re-entry over the ocean. From what I gather, GOCE only had an ion engine so this wasn't an option.
where it is NOT going to land.
but you don't know that either. and THAT makes you angry.
because we are created equal.
and it goes downhill from there.
Is is possible to land on water?
Or is it called watering instead of landing?
of it landing anywhere near he(*&^%$£$%^&*(
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What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it. - Murphy's Law applied to Newton's.