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TSA Screening Barely Working Better Than Chance

rwise2112 writes "The General Accounting Office (GAO) has completed a study of the TSAs SPOT (Screening of Passengers by Observation Techniques) program and found the program is only slightly better than chance at finding criminals. Given that the TSA has spent almost a billion dollars on the program, that's a pretty poor record. As a result, the GAO is requesting that both Congress and the president withhold funding from the program until the TSA can demonstrate its effectiveness."

337 comments

  1. Fuck the TSA by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck 'em. Disband that shit ASAP.

    1. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn............

      I will say that the TSA will spend a little extra time on males with olive skin....Sure my olive skin is from my Cherokee heritage, but that is besides the point. The fact that they are still below chance suggests that males with olive skin aren't criminals more often than chance.

      lolololololololol

    2. Re:Fuck the TSA by trollboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      as a 7' tall man of german descent, I always get "randomly" chosen as well. I assure you it's not so much the "olive skin" as it is the "different" or "standing out for any reason".. which is also deplorable and ineffective for the task at hand.

      And yes, no option to opt out of all the still beta FBS

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    3. Re:Fuck the TSA by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fuck 'em. Disband that shit ASAP.

      I tend to lean your way on that too. Airlines, buss lines, etc. should be responsible for the security of their own equipment and customers (after said customers are off the street, out of the government airport, and into the airplanes, of course).

      In Brendan I. Koerner's The Skies Belong To Us he touched on that trend beginning in 1972, when some airlines were beginning their own security measures. That all went out the window and the feds took over after the threat by hijackers of Southern Airways flight 49 threatened to crash the plane into the reactor building of Oak Ridge National Labs.

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    4. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly, with the addition of locks to cockpit doors and passenger awareness of the problem, we can roll the rest back to pre 9/11 levels. It worked just fine for the most part, and the locks and passengers no longer being instructed to sit quietly and enjoy the stopover in Cuba would have taken care of 9/11 just fine.

    5. Re:Fuck the TSA by pluther · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I wish I had modpoints left.

      But, this is an accurate assessment. it became obvious within days of the attacks that these two measures were about the only thing that would have made a difference. Every thing else is pure theater.

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    6. Re:Fuck the TSA by noh8rz10 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the point of TSA screening isn't to search for dangerous items. the point is to intimidate the populace into submission to an autocratic state. I agree with P, fuck 'em.

    7. Re:Fuck the TSA by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

      They even figured it out on 9/11. Remember there was a 4th plane.

    8. Re:Fuck the TSA by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      Honestly, with the addition of locks to cockpit doors and passenger awareness of the problem, we can roll the rest back to pre 9/11 levels. It worked just fine for the most part, and the locks and passengers no longer being instructed to sit quietly and enjoy the stopover in Cuba would have taken care of 9/11 just fine.

      That was not one mentioned in Skies, but it is one that El Al implemented back around then and, as you say, one of the most effective measures enacted. Arming pilots is another effective layer of security too (mentioned in the book).

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    9. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'd want locked doors on the cockpit. What if the pilots become incapacitated like in the movie "Airplane!"? Imagine being a passenger on a plane that has become pilotless but nobody can do anything about it because the cockpit is barricaded.

    10. Re:Fuck the TSA by reboot246 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree completely with you, sjames. The way we're going now makes the government much more dangerous than any terrorists ever thought about being. Of course, I believe that's the whole point of the government's actions. They want the citizens to be afraid of their government.

    11. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm fine with armed pilots. They should be given frangible bullets suitable for use on aircraft./p

    12. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 2

      While that scenario was popular in '70s dramas, it has not actually happened on a jetliner. There is still the copilot and in an emergency, one of the pilots could unlock the door before passing out.

      The closest to that was a 2 seater where the pilot suffered a heart attack and the passenger managed a survivable crash on the runway.

    13. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need is a policy of emergency landing if the pilot is incapacitated or setting up a "dead man" autopilot for if/when the copilot also becomes incapacitated.

    14. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, pilots falling asleep at the controls, in some cases both at once, is one of the more genuinely terrifying aspects of modern aviation. It reportedly happens often, and the pilots' unions are vocal about the lack of adequate rest between cockpit hours. The only reason we don't hear more about it is because modern planes are (at the risk of grossly oversimplifying) basically flying themselves for much of their journey, so it's not as if they suddenly fall from the sky if someone dozes off for a couple of minutes mid-journey when there's nothing anywhere nearby.

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    15. Re:Fuck the TSA by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That plane was full of hero's. They knew they were dead, they called family and said goodbye. They were determined that they would not be used to kill thousands.

      As others have said, the TSA hasn't stopped anything. There have been two major incidents since 9/11 where terrorists boarded planes with bombs. Those terrorists weren't stopped by billion dollar security measures, they were stopped by other passengers beating the shit out of them. Between the air marshals and the other passengers I don't believe terrorists could take another plane unless they controlled more than 50% of the seats.

      Disband the TSA. It's a terrible waste of money and a downright infringement of rights.

    16. Re:Fuck the TSA by Mistakill · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Indeed you deserve mod points...

      Everyone should watch 'Please Remove Your Shoes' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1600841/ as the Israelis do it MUCH better

    17. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While that scenario was popular in '70s dramas, it has not actually happened on a jetliner. There is still the copilot and in an emergency, one of the pilots could unlock the door before passing out.

      The closest to that was a 2 seater where the pilot suffered a heart attack and the passenger managed a survivable crash on the runway.

      Using your same logic, how likely is it that someone would actually find themselves on a hijacked plane?

    18. Re:Fuck the TSA by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      It turns out, that this isn't so much "fuck the TSA" as it is human nature itself. Check out the Stanford Experiment.

      What we are to do is adjust our system in such a way that this type of behavior is accepted as unacceptable, and not questioned in the least manner. I mean to say that if this type of behavior (the TSA taking advantage of The People) should be rioted against, and it not looked at as a riot, but as the next logical steps to achieve law and order.

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    19. Re:Fuck the TSA by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      I'm fine with armed pilots.

      I am not. Reason: how would the pilots use their guns? In order to use a gun the pilots need to open the cockpit door. Think about what could happen if the cockpit doors were opened during an attempted hijacking.

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    20. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm 5'10 220lb pure white guy. I've been pulled to the side and had my scalp checked once and multiple times had my hands checked with a cotton swab or a small paper swipe that they stuck in some machine. I'd say about 1 out of every 10x through security I do something other than just the full body scan. I accidentally went through one time a 1/2 bottle of Gatorade in my backpack. They did not seem too happy about that and I got some funny looks but they at least gave me the option of throwing it away right there or finishing it before they let me pass.

    21. Re:Fuck the TSA by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If gatorade is so dangerous, then it seems like they shouldn't let it through security even if you drank it.

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    22. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Israelis spend about 10x more per passenger, though. The threat in the US doesn't rate that level of expenditure.

    23. Re:Fuck the TSA by mishehu · · Score: 1

      I remember back in the late 90's early 2000's when a commercial Russian airline flight crew got a little too drunk and tried to land their plane on the Tel Aviv-Jerusalem highway, which is a few kilometers away from the landing field at Ben Gurion Airport. That being said, I think there's low risk in general of these scenarios.

    24. Re:Fuck the TSA by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      The only reason we don't hear more about it is because modern planes are (at the risk of grossly oversimplifying) basically flying themselves for much of their journey, so it's not as if they suddenly fall from the sky if someone dozes off for a couple of minutes mid-journey when there's nothing anywhere nearby.

      I believe that every part of a commercial flight can now be done by autopilot, and it's just safety regulations that actually require a human pilot on the aircraft.

      I also know that they have successfully tested remote flying of an aircraft through takeoff, flight, and landing... they posted about it on Slashdot a few weeks ago. That would also be an option for airlines to reduce the number of pilots required. *most* of a flight is autopilot to begin with, so having somebody there to take the controls for takeoff/landing could mean that a single pilot could handle multiple flights at the same time in this day and age....

    25. Re:Fuck the TSA by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      of course.

      but you DO realize that the security theater is not about security; its about compliance training for 'citizens'.

      seriously, its what the main unwritten goal is about. that, and pork barreling money to pet projects for lawmakers (kickbacks).

      arguing that the TSA does not make us safe is a non-starter. no one with control or power will listen to you.

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    26. Re:Fuck the TSA by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      that's mostly what I meant by compliance training.

      obey our orders. or else!

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    27. Re:Fuck the TSA by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really - I mean if your intent is to destroy a plane you're riding on then why *not* just use an internal explosive, whether fluid or surgically implanted. You'll probably still have one of the less painful deaths associated with the destruction.

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    28. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's actually quite low. Another reason that all the billions we're spending (and the incalculable cost to our rights) is far far out of line with the risk. The cost of a deadbolt is reasonable though if it makes people feel better and there is at least a real world scenario where it would certainly have saved the day.

    29. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 2

      The gun would be the last line of defense should someone manage to force the door open. They should certainly not unlock the door.

    30. Re:Fuck the TSA by EdIII · · Score: 2

      I don't know if I'd want locked doors on the cockpit. What if the pilots become incapacitated like in the movie "Airplane!"? Imagine being a passenger on a plane that has become pilotless but nobody can do anything about it because the cockpit is barricaded.

      Just what do you think anybody could really do? These are jets that we are talking about. It's not that easy with no training whatsoever to just fly and land a plane.

      I say have nothing less than a bulkhead between the cockpit and the cabin that is impossible to open during pressurized flight. It would require equalized pressure between the outside of the plane, cockpit, and passenger area to remove the bulkheads.

      There is a reason why there is a co-pilot. Plenty of instances in which the pilot had a heart attack, or other serious condition, and the co-pilot took over.

      If you keep those areas separate, add an armed sky marshal to the flight, prevent the passenger area from having any communication with the cockpit, hijacking becomes nigh impossible. It doesn't matter what anybody says inside the passenger cabin. That plane is going to land at the airport and you can call in Chuck Norris to sort it out.

    31. Re:Fuck the TSA by Entropius · · Score: 0

      they have successfully tested remote flying of an aircraft through takeoff, flight, and landing

      The US uses said remote aircraft to murder people pretty often.

    32. Re:Fuck the TSA by Entropius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do we need safety, or do we need the TSA? The correlation is a bit weak.

    33. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "prevent the passenger area from having any communication with the cockpit"

      That jeopardizes the safety of the passengers far more than terrorism does. Turbulence is a constant and deadly threat to routine air travel (people get launched around the cabin and break their heads open). The cockpit must communicate with the flight crew to warn of turbulence, and the flight crew will need to acknowledge back to the captain, or request an emergency landing for medical emergencies among the passengers.

      Which do you think is more likely? A passenger has a heart attack and needs to land NOW, or Al Queda shows up?

    34. Re:Fuck the TSA by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I thought it was obvious, but the crew should only be able to communicate with the ground. Communication between the cockpit and crew is accomplished through the ground.

      The safety policy would be simple. If the cockpit does not get confirmation from the ground every 5 minutes they immediately land at the nearest airport for several obvious reasons.

    35. Re:Fuck the TSA by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm fine with armed pilots. They should be given frangible bullets suitable for use on aircraft./p

      Frangible bullets suck. Pilots should be armed with jacketed hollow points, the same thing air marshals and every other sort of law enforcement carries.

      Frangible bullets are lousy manstoppers. They tend to make wounds that are wide and shallow. Very ugly, but without enough penetration to reach major blood vessels they have no real effect on an attacker who doesn't decide to helpfully fall down and lie still. And yet they still penetrate walls and such much more than we'd like -- and would have absolutely no trouble blowing through the thin aluminum skin of an airplane.

      The bottom line with bullets is that if they have enough penetration to be useful at stopping a person, they're going to be able to pass through a few walls.

      But, really, it's not a problem. Airplanes aren't airtight to begin with. They leak air all the time when "pressurized", but continue pumping more in to maintain the desired pressure. Punch a few half-inch holes in the skin and the pumps will just compensate by increasing the flow a bit.

      The pilots should be armed with standard defensive handguns and ammunition as a last resort in case the hijackers manage to get through the locked door before the passengers beat them to death. It's unlikely they'll need their guns, but it's better to have them and not need them.

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    36. Re:Fuck the TSA by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I believe that every part of a commercial flight can now be done by autopilot, and it's just safety regulations that actually require a human pilot on the aircraft.

      B-b-but! Muh Drones!

    37. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is absolute bullshit and I continue to be embarrassed by Slashdotters who believe in this fairy tale. Just how did these "heroes" call their families? On cell phones as was initially reported?

      Now I dare you to GIS "flight 93 crash site" and tell me a 757 crashed there.

      Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

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    38. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're hella into ABBA and Ace of Base, aren't you?

    39. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ..and then they were shot down...

    40. Re:Fuck the TSA by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      that's pretty common occurance, that's why there's trash bags at the checkpoints...

      they don't give you shit about it though elsewhere in the world, they just make you throw it away.

      maybe you look like a coke dealer though?(most common use for swab on the spot checks.....)

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    41. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      huh? what are you talking about?

      from wikipedia: (citations are on the wikipedia page):
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      Altogether, the passengers and crew made 35 airphone calls and two cell phone calls from the flight.[41] Ten passengers and two crew members were able to successfully connect, providing information to family, friends, and others on the ground.

    42. Re:Fuck the TSA by gibbsjoh · · Score: 0

      > Punch a few half-inch holes in the skin and the pumps will just compensate by increasing the flow a bit

      Not necessarily true. Put a hole in the pressure vessel in the wrong place and that escaping air will do a lot of damage. Some good examples of what explosive decompression can do out there (JAL comes to mind, Aloha too if memory serves).

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    43. Re:Fuck the TSA by u38cg · · Score: 2

      Yes, and if you talk to an actual pilot you will learn that we are still ightyears away from not ever needing pilots.

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    44. Re:Fuck the TSA by indeterminator · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'd want locked doors on the cockpit. What if the pilots become incapacitated like in the movie "Airplane!"? Imagine being a passenger on a plane that has become pilotless but nobody can do anything about it because the cockpit is barricaded.

      Just what do you think anybody could really do?

      Maybe you should watch the movie referenced by GP ;-)

    45. Re:Fuck the TSA by fractoid · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why not just put knockout gas in the cabin air supply? As long as it's generally non-harmful, it doesn't matter if a few passengers or even cabin crew pass out. The copilot can then use a gas mask and zip-cuff the hijacker into immobility before they wake up.

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    46. Re:Fuck the TSA by hairyfish · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm no conspiracy theorist, frankly I find that lot to be quite looney and not open to information that doesn't suit their story, but after 9/11 I tried many times to use my mobile phone on domestic flights, even when flying slow and low over well populated cities with saturation coverage in preparation for landing and could never get a call through ever. I don't believe any of the 9/11 truther BS, but the mobile phone calls mid-flight for me seems to be a bit hard to swallow.

    47. Re:Fuck the TSA by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Simple, put some other pilots on the ground with remote control capability. There is no technical reason for the pilot to actually be on the plane these days.

    48. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with blowing a small hole in a plane isn't the air rushing out so much as the risk of the metal tearing under pressure and turning a small hole into a huge one.

      Stresses tends to be concentrated at the ends of cracks and tears, which is why it takes far less force to tear a damaged piece of material than an undamaged one.

    49. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's on Wikipedia so it must be true!

      You can't make a cell phone call from an airliner at cruising altitude. Period. I challenge you to look at pictures of every airliner crash site you can find on the internet and then look at "flight 93" crash site.

      Come on Slashdotter, don't let Wikipedia do your thinking for you. Think for yourself.

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    50. Re:Fuck the TSA by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      I remember when every airline seat had a satellite phone (at $10/minute) that you could use to call whoever you want. I just assumed Flight 93 was one of these flights. I also remember CNN having reports of phone calls on September 11th/12th.

    51. Re:Fuck the TSA by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Right and the pilots will be aware of the problem because the door should be robust enough that it cannot be forced with them being unaware. giving them time to ready the gun and train it on the door way.

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    52. Re:Fuck the TSA by aurispector · · Score: 2

      Because you can't implant enough to be certain of causing destruction of the plane? It's an interesting question. The fluids thing is actually based on a real threat from binary liquid explosives so the ban on larger bottles is rational. The other thing is that the screening process was developed in Israel and has been found effective in identifying terrorists. It's hard to find an actual terrorist bent on killing in order to test the method but Israeli experience is a good indicator.

      The point is that perhaps the way they're measuring "effectiveness" of the technique is fatally flawed, not to make a pun.

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    53. Re:Fuck the TSA by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Yeah, my chimneysweep said exactly the same to me too.

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    54. Re:Fuck the TSA by PPalmgren · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since 2001, the bands used by cell phones have changed and the power requirements of the antennae have changed as well. Due to more concurrent users, you need more cell towers to re-use the frequencies, with the added benefit of a shorter transmission distance and less power required on the cell phone itself to do that transmission. In 2001, cell phones still had the analog bands that stretched city-wide.

      You are a conspiracy nut.

    55. Re:Fuck the TSA by delt0r · · Score: 2

      When i forgot to turn my phone off, it rang about 5min after take off...... i didn't answer it of course.

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    56. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice he (and the article) said AIRPHONE. Those aren't cell phones; they're radio phones integrated into the aircraft itself.

      A cell phone doesn't work because the towers at ground level couldn't hand off the phone quickly enough (the aircraft wasn't at cruising altitude, so altitude is irrelavent; it's the speed that renders the phones nonfunctional)

      But an Airphone (the actual brand name is airfone - it's a verizon service) connects to a radio base station at an airport; they're much longer range and more sparsly placed, so don't have the handover problem.
      In other words, it's perfectly possible to make a call from a plane - it's just stupidly expensive (they charge $4 a minute to use the damned things) and you have to use a phone the airliner supplies to do it.

      For what it's worth, they're actually running experiments on having a proper cell tower on the aircraft with a radio IP link to ground, which would let people use a normal cellphone on a plane using the same principle as the airfones. So far, the FAA hasn't approved the demonstrators, but on a technical level it can be done.

      With regards to the crash site; same issue as car crashes. Angle, speed, geology and load all play a role in the end result. Crash into igneous rock at 600 and you're going to have debris spread out over miles. Crash into sedimentary rock (chalk) at 180 and there's not going to be much debris (it cuts into the rock).

      Come on triclipse, don't let some conspiracy nutter do your thinking for you. Think for yourself.

    57. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They used the Seatback phones as well.

      Here is a link for a story of a Verizon Airphone operator who was on the line with Todd Beamer, and is the one who heard the "Lets Roll" before the passangers brought down the flight:

      http://www.beliefnet.com/Inspiration/2006/06/I-Promised-I-Wouldnt-Hang-Up.aspx

    58. Re:Fuck the TSA by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      You can't make a cell phone call from an airliner at cruising altitude.

      That's why they were made from the radio phones built into the aircraft. There were 37 calls made during that flight, and only two of them were claimed to be made by cellular phones.

    59. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it just be easier to put the whole plane to sleep with gas?

    60. Re:Fuck the TSA by Gryle · · Score: 2

      I am not a medical professional but from what I understand about anesthesia, doses have to be calibrated to the person getting them based on body weight, age, and such. While I'm not too worried if Mr Hijacker suffers ill-effects, I would be concerned that the amount needed to put him to sleep could potentially harm an infant or young child on the plane. Granted there are emergency oxygen masks which I assume have a separate air supply but I'm not certain everyone involved would be calm and rational enough to use them for the children in such a situation. Any anesthesiologists on Slashdot care to comment?

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    61. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sure buddy. And WTC 7 just fell down all by itself, didn't it?

      It's kind of sad, and weird, that Slashdotters, from whom you would expect a higher level of scientific inquiry, especially with all their lamenting about mainstream media, will not apply the same scientific skepticism to 9/11. Rather than rigorous intellectual analysis, any deviation from the established story is met with the kneejerk slurs of "conspiracy" or the doublespeak pejorative of "truther".

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    62. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 0

      All the original "footage" was of family members claiming to have spoken to their loved ones by cell phone. Only later, when questions regarding the impossibility of the claims, did the story change.

      "He who controls the present controls the past. He who controls the past controls the future."

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    63. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      well, that's interesting, you see, I have forgotten to turn my cell phone off a few times and received calls in flight. Perhaps you have a crappy cell phone or use a crappy carrier with bad coverage of the areas between major cities?

    64. Re:Fuck the TSA by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      You can't make a cell phone call from an airliner at cruising altitude. Period.

      Yes, you can. Period. You're not supposed to, 'cause it tends to screw up the cell towers, and it may also interfere with the working of the plane's radios. But if nobody stops you from doing it, it works.

      Come on Slashdotter, don't let Wikipedia do your thinking for you. Think for yourself.

      Come on, conspiacy nutter, don't let conspiracy sites do your thinking for you. Think for yourself.

    65. Re:Fuck the TSA by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      The Israeli approach is great.

      That being said, Ben Gurion airport handles about 13 million passengers per year. This is the largest of Israel's five international airports.
      Hartsfield-Jackson airport in Atlanta handles about 55 million passengers per year. This is the largest of USA's 376 active international airports.

      The Israeli approach would not scale.

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    66. Re:Fuck the TSA by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      With regards to the crash site; same issue as car crashes. Angle, speed, geology and load all play a role in the end result. Crash into igneous rock at 600 and you're going to have debris spread out over miles. Crash into sedimentary rock (chalk) at 180 and there's not going to be much debris (it cuts into the rock).

      Come on triclipse, don't let some conspiracy nutter do your thinking for you. Think for yourself.

      Come on now, technicalities about the feasibility of the phone calls is one thing, but no plane ever crashed there ever. You show one other instance where a plane has practically disappeared on impact (Pentagon doesn't count). There is no indication that anything other than an explosion happened there. If this plane had 'cut into chalk' there would still be a shit ton of debris to dig out and a huge plane shaped hole in the ground instead of a small smoldering hole and a few scraps of metal. Please, I bet you think the towers collapsed in a perfectly natural way as well.

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    67. Re:Fuck the TSA by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      Passenger -> Cockpit != Cockpit -> Passenger.

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    68. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you are talking about. If you want to believe the official story, hook line and sinker, that choice is yours. But there is far more video proof on youtube that the "Official" story is made up than there is video supporting the "Official" story.

      Do your own research on analog cell phone bands and the maximum output power it was allowed to broadcast. Even pick up an older cell phone from the 90's and it will tell you what frequencies it broadcast on and maximum output power.

      Do your own math to figure out maximum distances. Then come back and tell us how it was possible a cell phone could transmit more than 1 mile or 5280 feet. Then tell us how an airplane flying at 25,000 feet with no ground plain connects to a tower almost 5 miles away, especially if the airplane is moving at 400 mph. Even at a slow speed of 300mph your cell phone would be spending its time trying to connect to cell towers because the one it just connected to is now out of range.

      When you are talking and or connected on your cell phone today inside an airplane, you are not talking to a ground station. You are talking to a repeater in the airplane itself.

    69. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In addition I believe that that plane had in seat headsets that allowed for people to make calls as well. So even if the Cell phones were not able to make a call the in flight phone was attached to a stronger antenna that was designed to operate at 30000+ feet.

    70. Re:Fuck the TSA by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      Poor signal to noise ratio. It's hard to pick out any arguments of real merit from the sea of worthless conspiracy nuts.

    71. Re:Fuck the TSA by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with armed pilots.

      I am not. Reason: how would the pilots use their guns? In order to use a gun the pilots need to open the cockpit door. Think about what could happen if the cockpit doors were opened during an attempted hijacking.

      Then the pilots shoot whoever opened it? Don't send them out to take on hijackers, that's just silly.

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    72. Re:Fuck the TSA by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Citizen, it appears that you haven't been subverted enough. Please report to your local TSA agency for a random colonoscopy that you can review on the big monitors throughout the airport.

    73. Re:Fuck the TSA by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I heard they originally trained computerized robots to try and detect threats to the United States. After 10 years, and millions of man hours using the latest AI techniques that made IBM's watson look like a pocket calculator they had to scrap it because it kept alerting to TSA agents.

    74. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That plane was full of hero's.

      Were there any uneducated greengrocers like you on it?

    75. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, airplane walls aren't made out of glass or ceramic, they won't shatter when punctured. a 9mm sized hole should stay about that size.

    76. Re:Fuck the TSA by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Follow your skepticism through to the people who have actually analyzed all the "skeptics'" claims, only to find that they have no merit.

      I used to be skeptical, too. I was reluctant to trust the "official" story. But I studied both the conspiracy theories and the analyses of them, and as more and more information came out, it became obvious that what really happened is more or less what the official story says.

      WTC7 is viewed by conspiracy theorists as the best evidence for government deception, however the building was severely damaged by the falling towers (there are photos, look them up), and fires raged within until they compromised the building's structure, causing a collapse. There are first-hand accounts describing the damage and the intensity of the fires. I'm more inclined to believe people who were actually there, who made decisions about whether to continue putting firefighters' lives at risk (what got "pulled" was not the building, but the firefighting crews), than guys on the Internet who just want to think they're smarter than everyone else.

    77. Re:Fuck the TSA by yabos · · Score: 1

      Actually you can't get signal up that high(~35,000 feet). Around here when I fly my plane you lose data service above 3000 feet or so and at 10,000' you have no signal whatsoever. Now I'm not sure what altitude these calls were supposedly made at but I have first hand knowledge of when my phone will and won't work.

    78. Re:Fuck the TSA by gorzek · · Score: 1

      No.

      Keep the cockpit door shut and locked.

      If a hijacking occurs and the hijackers somehow control the cabin, as long as they can't get through a locked, (hopefully) bulletproof door, there isn't much they can do to anything outside the plane. As soon as the pilots know something is up, they can make an emergency landing and let ground response teams take it from there.

      But without access to the cockpit, they can't turn the plane into a missile, and if they can't get into the cockpit, what do pilots need guns for?

    79. Re:Fuck the TSA by photo+pilot · · Score: 1

      It DID happen and killed everyone aboard. A 737 IIRC took off and did not pressurize. The pilots passed out and someone tried to get into the cockpit using portable O2 and the fire axe. They did not succeed and the plane crashed when it ran out of fuel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helios_Airways_Flight_522

    80. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 1

      Always the same ad hominem attacks. Never a scientific analysis of the facts.

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    81. Re:Fuck the TSA by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      It can become very hard to be at an airport and watch as thousands of people come and go, and the TSA staff can only watch. It can be very lonely; lonely.

      Also, has anyone noticed that since the emergence of the TSA, that same sex marriages have increased? Coincidence? I think not.

    82. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 0

      I am more inclined to believe architects and engineers who design and build skyscrapers.

      But if you can look at the Flight 93 crash site and tell yourself a 757 crashed there, and if you can watch videos of WTC7 falling and convince yourself it wasn't controlled demolition then, well, I guess you can be convinced of pretty much anything.

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    83. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      The guns would be for the case where the bad guys attempt to break the cockpit door down. I agree that the pilots shouldn't unlock the door ESPECIALLY if something is happening in the cabin.

    84. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frangible bullets are irrelevant. An airliner is not coming down from pistol fire. The USAF uses the same airframes for several craft. A 747 can MAINTAIN PRESSURE with 4 windows gone. That flight in HI landed with the entire roof ripped off.

      Just shoot the bad guy and be done with it.

    85. Re:Fuck the TSA by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      What does your chime chimneysweep know about flying?

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    86. Re:Fuck the TSA by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Apparently you can be convinced of pretty much anything, yourself. Except things that make any sense, that is.

    87. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      From the very link you provided:

      At 11:49, flight attendant Andreas Prodromou entered the cockpit and sat down in the captain's seat.[18] Prodromou held a UK Commercial Pilot License,[19] but was not qualified to fly the Boeing 737. Crash investigators concluded that Prodromou's experience was insufficient for him to gain control of the aircraft under the circumstances.[18]

      So no, it didn't happen. The cockpit door was NOT locked, and someone DID enter the cockpit (no need for a fire axe), but it didn't save the day.

    88. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As per a previous failed assASSination attempt:

      “There are some really practical limitations to what you can do with the basic physics. You can only get so much in the body, and there is no shrapnel effect. Because they are so small, the blast is greatly blunted by the bomber’s body itself. It’s good news that these things have very limited lethality.”

    89. Re:Fuck the TSA by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      The pilots should be armed with standard defensive handguns and ammunition as a last resort in case the hijackers manage to get through the locked door before the passengers beat them to death. It's unlikely they'll need their guns, but it's better to have them and not need them.

      I'd rather pilots not be armed. The cockpit doors need to remain shut and locked. Giving the pilots guns just makes it likely they'll "go back" to try to solve the problem. I mean, they can be shown "Con Air" and told not to. I question whether anyone wouldn't attempt to stop, for instance, a stewardess from being tortured. They'll think "I'm going to be good enough to do this."

      Take away the gun, take away the temptation.

      To say nothing of the fact that it makes it far easier for a single pilot to take over the entire flight deck. Which is an issue if they're locked inside the flight deck with evil intent.

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    90. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The plane was shot down.

    91. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 1

      So you can look at the flight 93 crash site and believe a 757 crashed there? Go on. Look at it now and report back and tell me that's what you still believe. I challenge you.

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    92. Re:Fuck the TSA by sjames · · Score: 1

      The frangible bullets are in case they miss the badguy so the bullet doesn't bounce around the cabin.

    93. Re:Fuck the TSA by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      When the people you're attempting to argue with have come to a conclusion before even looking at the data (hence, conspiracy nuts), all that's left is ad hominem attacks.

    94. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would be a mobile phone. You remember those things that were the size of a briefcase. The cell in cell phone stands for cellular, which means the city or area is broken up into separate cells that each have their own antennas and your calls are transferred from one to another when moving.

    95. Re:Fuck the TSA by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Seems to me a few dozen sticks of dynamite or equivalent would do the job smashingly, and they would fit in the body just fine if you first removed the intestines and other internal organs you won't be needing for the walk to the plane. They even come in convenient little tubes that are easy to slide in through a small surgical incision.

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    96. Re:Fuck the TSA by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      GSM and CDMA phones won't work if you're travelling over 200mph relative to the base station. AMPS didn't have that issue,

    97. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why there is more than one pilot on a large commercial flight. But, that's for posting on a topic you obviously know nothing about.

    98. Re:Fuck the TSA by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      the Israelis do it MUCH better

      Actually the Israelis are responsible for this failure. They claimed that they could train their screeners to 'detect' suspicious behavior without machines, just reading faces. What this study revealed was that what the Israelis claimed was best was no better than chance.

    99. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's why there is more than one pilot on a large commercial flight.

      Right, but disturbingly often they both fall asleep at the same time:

      According to the British Airline Pilots' Association (BALPA), 56 percent of 500 commercial pilots admitted to being asleep while on the flight deck and, of those, nearly one in three said they had woken up to find their co-pilot also asleep.

      That's right out of the link I posted above, aside from the emphasis I added.

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    100. Re:Fuck the TSA by houghi · · Score: 1

      Within days? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_93
      In less then an hour the difference was already made.

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    101. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 1

      It's of continual fascination to me how otherwise intelligent people can look at that little black scorch in the earth - not one piece of luggage, not one foam airline seat, not one body, hell, not even a piece of aircraft - and still defend so dearly and maliciously the lies they've been sold.

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    102. Re:Fuck the TSA by swillden · · Score: 1

      The problem with blowing a small hole in a plane isn't the air rushing out so much as the risk of the metal tearing under pressure and turning a small hole into a huge one.

      That only happens in Hollywood. Watch the MythBusters episodes on this topic. If you don't find their own testing convincing, they also interview some experts.

      But perhaps the most telling counterargument is that Federal Air Marshalls carry .40 JHPs and aren't concerned about using them.

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    103. Re:Fuck the TSA by swillden · · Score: 1

      Giving the pilots guns just makes it likely they'll "go back" to try to solve the problem.

      You're projecting. This is very similar to the old "blood in the streets" argument against legal citizen carry... but directed at people who are already in positions of extreme trust and responsibility, making it even weaker.

      To say nothing of the fact that it makes it far easier for a single pilot to take over the entire flight deck.

      Meh, that's trivial anyway. Just wait until the other guy takes a nap, then bean him with the fire extinguisher.

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    104. Re:Fuck the TSA by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I guess you'd also have to implant an oxygen tank if you want that dynamite to explode inside your body.

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    105. Re:Fuck the TSA by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I guess the family members didn't ask "how are you able to call me" and didn't really think about the question. For them it was a no-brainer that if their relatives called them it was by cell phone. That this would have been a problem on the plane probably didn't occur to them.

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    106. Re:Fuck the TSA by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Given that the attackers planned to crash into the white house, I can imagine that at that time, they were no longer that high.

      I don't see any plausibility for the claim that the airplane didn't exist in the first place. After all, the planes crashing into the WTC definitely existed. Even if you believe in a government conspiracy crashing those planes into the WTC, then it should not have been a problem for them to get another plane crashing into the floor. And given that they could get it, not getting it would have been incredibly stupid.

      So no matter whether you believe in a government conspiracy or not, assuming that plane didn't exist does not make sense.

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    107. Re:Fuck the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 1

      What are the families' comments on the Flight 93 crash site that is nothing but a black scorch in the earth with no debris whatsoever? Oh, I guess CNN didn't air those comments.

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    108. Re:Fuck the TSA by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If the plane was shot down and that fact was covered up (that theory is IMHO much more credible than the theory that the plane didn't exist at all), then of course you'd not find a single impact site (because the plane exploded in the air), The debris would then probably be distributed over a wide area, so that very little would be at any place. Moreover they would probably have been eager to remove any evidence of the shooting before presenting the place to the public, further reducing the debris.

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    109. Re:Fuck the TSA by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing that up.

    110. Re:Fuck the TSA by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Dynamite explodes just fine in the bottom of a long borehole packed full of it. In fact most explosives contain all the oxygen they need for the reaction within the chemical composition itself so that the reaction can happen more quickly and violently. An explosion that depends on an atmospheric oxygen influx happens much more slowly, and is usually referred to with the specialist term "burning".

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    111. Re:Fuck the TSA by billd10 · · Score: 0

      Remember when George Bush said that if we change our way of life because of terrorists, they will have won? So we have TSA, which should stand tor Totally Stupid Assholes, and the Patriot Act, designed to remove our civil liberties and make us subservient to Big Government. Our founding fathers would be taking up arms for this sort of government excess.

    112. Re:Fuck the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the old GSM TDMA system is EOL. Not gone yet but 3G and 4G don't have the same unpleasant resonance modes.

  2. Magic rock. by NettiWelho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?

    1. Re:Magic rock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?

      No, no, just wait. Within a week, most likely over the weekend, there'll be a high-profile news article about how the TSA just "happened" to foil some major dastardly terrorist plot. They'll hype the living shit out of it, and in the time it takes for you to be bombarded by radiation in an airport terminal somewhere in America, the TSA's funding will increase.

    2. Re:Magic rock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa, I want to buy your rock for $1B taxpayer dollars.

    3. Re:Magic rock. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's right, so keep on letting those TSA security guys squeeze your magic rocks before they let you on the plane.

      And to think that Oral Roberts damned my entire country to hell for all eternity just because an Australian Customs officer wanted to look in his suitcase. I could never see the ball squeezing extremes of US airport security coming and thought you would all have the balls to stop them from squeezing your balls and feeling up your twelve year old daughters.

    4. Re:Magic rock. by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      They revised the inscription on the Statue of Liberty last year:
      Give me your tired, your poor,
      Your huddled masses yearning to touch little girls.

  3. How much better than 100% do you have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I mean, no successful attacks since 9/11. So in order to obtain funding, they have to let some 'slip through?' That's messed up.

    1. Re: How much better than 100% do you have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

      We all know the reason there wasn't any successful attacks since 9/11 is because that's when I started masturbating with my lucky rabbit's foot over the TSA website.

    2. Re: How much better than 100% do you have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Look at this rock. This magical anti-tiger rock. It has a 100% success rate at repelling tigers. Do you see any tigers? No. See. That's hie you know it works.

    3. Re:How much better than 100% do you have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On the off-chance that you're actually being serious, what makes you think that the lack of successful attacks since 9/11 has anything to do with the TSA?

    4. Re:How much better than 100% do you have to be? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      On the off chance that you're serious, I have a rock to sell to you...

      In order to obtain (ok, to actually EARN, sadly they get it regardless) funding, they have to prove that they're doing their job. How? Well, if they have a 100% success rate, they probably have a few terrorists to show, right? Well, show off what you caught!

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    5. Re:How much better than 100% do you have to be? by sjames · · Score: 2

      I'm thinking of selling strands of hair from my brush to golfers. I have never been struck by lightning.

  4. Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Neither Congress nor the President will withhold funding because the purpose and effectiveness of the TSA is not defined by how many criminals it catches. The purpose, rather, is to condition the American public to accept ever increasing government restrictions on our various freedoms. By that measure, the TSA is reasonably effective.

    1. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pfffft...
      It's apparent that you and most of the other slashtards don't understand bureaucracy. PAY ATTENTION. No one wants to take away your rights because none of you are important enough and it's too much work. Instead, the people behind the TSA, NSA, and other parts of the runaway government want the same thing that everyone else wants, Republican or Democrat, "Conservative" or "Liberal", they want more money, more power, and more importance.

      And none of you fools understand that this is just as bad as any megalomaniac. One megalomaniac can be killed, but hundreds of thousands of greedy little bureaucrats are like an incurable disease. Until all politicians and bureaucrats have term limits and can be exiled at the end of their "service", it won't stop.

      Nazi Germany, Soviet Union, Pol Pot's Cambodia, Mao's China, North Korea, etc. were never the work of any one monster. They are all the work of thousands of people who'll do anything (including selling their very souls) just for a little more money, power, or status.

      Feel free to rage against me or mod me down, but you know I'm right.
       

    2. Re:Purpose of the TSA by artor3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, it's not. Don't be stupid. There's no grand conspiracy out to get you. The TSA exists because after 9/11 people demanded that the government do something to make us safer. And so the politicians created this security theater, because it's what the voters wanted.

      And they still do want it, as the TSA gets excellent approval ratings. They don't know or care that it's just theater, they just want to feel safe.

      It's as simple as that. The people want to feel safe, so an organization was created to help them feel safe, even if it doesn't actually make them safe. And contrary to the ravings of the conspiracy theorists, this IS a democracy. The people get what they want, for better or worse.

    3. Re:Purpose of the TSA by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Mod up... TSA is about the appearance of security first. Actual security is a distant second or third priority.

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    4. Re:Purpose of the TSA by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's not. Don't be stupid. There's no grand conspiracy out to get you.

      You apparently haven't been reading the news.

      The TSA exists because after 9/11 people demanded that the government do something to make us safer.

      Really?

      Who exactly demanded that, other than the usual suspects in government who always want more power?

    5. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not projecting the image you want to think you are, kiddo.

    6. Re:Purpose of the TSA by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A US court document that made it to the press might make interesting reading:
      http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131019/02322924936/accidentally-revealed-document-shows-tsa-doesnt-think-terrorists-are-plotting-to-attack-airplanes.shtml
      Think of an internal and external papers please checkpoint for any other "legal" issues you have with your nation.

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    7. Re:Purpose of the TSA by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it's not. Don't be stupid. There's no grand conspiracy out to get you.

      Hmm... can you still say that with a straight face after the Edward Snowden stuff?

      Look, I'm NOT a conspiracy theorist. I think the 9/11 "truthers" and the "birthers" and whoever else are mostly lunatics.

      But when I first started hearing about all the crap that was loaded into the Patriot Act, it was pretty scary. And little-by-little, over the years, more and more crap about SECRET government power grabs has come out. After all the stuff with Snowden, etc., can you seriously go around calling people "stupid" who suggest that the government is gradually increasing its power grab into our rights?

      I agree with you that the TSA is security theatre, and Americans wanted something that made them feel safer about flying. But that doesn't explain SECRET initiatives in the past decade or so created by the government that are intent on gradually eroding the First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments (among others).

      If these "rights overrides" were supposed to make us all feel better about how the government is protecting us, why the heck aren't they made public knowledge?

      Don't get me wrong -- I'm not suggesting that there is some secret group of government officials planning to take away our rights piece-by-piece. It's nothing so organized and calculated.

      Instead, politicians are generally interested in two things: (1) getting re-elected, (2) having personal power.

      Politicians are probably just as scared as many Americans are about having another terrorist attack -- at 9/11, it swung in the way of the incumbent administration, which convinced the People that its bungled attempts to be aware of the terrorists should be forgotten. Instead -- "Hey, look over there -- bad guy in Iraq! He must have some bad stuff. Let's go attack them!" Of course, there's oil interests and all sorts of other power/money crap tied up in that, but let's not get into that now.

      The point is: the next time something really bad happens, the public could turn against incumbents. So, all the secret crap is a massive attempt at CYA. Hopefully lots of drones attacking apparent "terrorist civilians," the NSA spying on EVERYONE, etc. will be doing something... and if not, at least it's probably paying a lot of government cronies through contracts and such, who probably can help at election time. Even if they don't manage to prevent an attack, they could trot out all the stuff they did do.

      And along the way, the government gradually ratchets up the power they're taking and consolidating, which doesn't generally make any government officials unhappy.

      It's not a "grand conspiracy." But the power grabs are deliberate and often kept secret, as they erode our rights. So even if it's not an organized attempt to take away our rights, effectively it does condition us to gradually accept more "flexibility" about our rights (as the GP argued)... something which can be helpful at times for people who like to be in power.

      And contrary to the ravings of the conspiracy theorists, this IS a democracy. The people get what they want, for better or worse.

      Yeah, sort of. Any psychologist would tell you that people often tend to make bad choices for themselves. They may think they "want" something, but they really don't -- nevertheless, they keep making stupid choices.

      Hence, Congress has had approval ratings in the toilet for almost as long as anyone can remember (generally excepting wartime, after 9/11, and such, when one has to be "patriotic" and support our Congressmen!). How is it possible that Congress can consistently have approval ratings in the 10-25% range (and even lower), yet incumbents generally keep getting reelected?

      All it takes is a little stump speachifying and a little "bacon" to bring home to the district/state, and people say, "Yeah, let's keep this guy!"

      Similarly, all it takes is some minor continuo

    8. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who exactly demanded that?

      right after 9/11 pretty much everyone. especially people that had never been on a plane.

    9. Re:Purpose of the TSA by artor3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have read the news, and clearly I pay closer attention than you. I repeat: there is no grand conspiracy out to get you. The US government is run by TENS OF THOUSANDS of people, who are often fighting against each other. You think that's all an act? You think that many people, working over so many decades, could pull something like that off without leaks? No. It's not possible.

      People are people. Most people think they have good ideas about how to run things. These aren't wannabe tyrants. They legitimately believe their ideas would make life better. You are probably one of these people.

      Now, some of those people don't just daydream, they actually try to put their ideas into action. So they get involved. They get on their local school board, or run for mayor, or whatever. If things go well, they try to move up the ladder, to a position where they could spread their good ideas to more people.

      At some point, they run into other people, who have different ideas. They argue, and fight, and try to convince the public to side with them. In order to win over the public, they do things that they might not really believe in. And like all people, when they do something they don't believe in, they rationalize it. They convince themselves that it is for the best. You do this too. We all do.

      If you can learn to set aside your hatred, and remind yourself that people are people, not comic book villains, the world will make a lot more sense. There's no big evil conspiracy, except within your own imagination.

    10. Re:Purpose of the TSA by ebno-10db · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's no grand conspiracy out to get you.

      Nor does there need to be - this erosion of freedom is far more pernicious than any plot hatched in a back room. The "it's for your own good", or worse, "it's for our own good", is corrosive. Every "security enhancement" for the sake of feelgood eats away at freedom. Every step is justified as being only a minor intrusion, and thought to be worth it because we supposedly live in dangerous times.

    11. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know we are supposed to be a REPUBLIC? Benjamin Franklin stated "democracy is two wolves and lamb voting on what to have for lunch"

    12. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These aren't wannabe tyrants.

      No, seeing as how they actually decide to violate people's rights, that would make them real tyrants.

      You do this too. We all do.

      "rationalize" is just a useless buzzword to begin with. Comparing normal people to people who violate others' rights is simply insane.

      and remind yourself that people are people

      These pieces of trash barely qualify as humans.

    13. Re:Purpose of the TSA by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      you know I'm right

      And as can be inferred from that statement, able to read minds too. Impressive.

    14. Re:Purpose of the TSA by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      tsa exists largely now not for even security theater but as a jobs program - and like any jobs program the higher up you are in it the better you get paid and the more people are in it the more you get paid higher up in the chain.

      and since they're selling a tiger repelling rock, there is no upper limit on the budget from TSA's viewpoint.

      if it was just for feelgood, built with that purpose, it wouldn't be costing billions of dollars but rather just millions.

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    15. Re:Purpose of the TSA by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These aren't wannabe tyrants. They legitimately believe their ideas would make life better.

      You may want to take a history lesson at some point. Go read about the fall of the Roman Republic and how it gradually morphed into a dictatorship. Almost every step along the way was a guy trying to "make things better for the common man," and many if not most of them actually had noble intentions. Take a look at the sequence, from Tiberius Gracchus and his brother Gaius, Marius, Sulla, and Cinna all the way to Pompey, Crassus, and Julius Caesar, most of them were "progressive" reformers, trying to help the downcast and improve the plight of people in Rome in general.

      Plato knew this too, and placed democracy as just one step away from a dictatorship in his classification of governments. The quest to help people can easily turn to a quest for power (since the downtrodden tend to give away any power they have to someone who will given them anything)... and pretty soon you find yourself with a tyrant or at least a "noble, well-meaning" dictatorship at first.

      All through a sequence of people with good intentions and ideas to "make the world better." So was Hitler. Seriously -- this is one place it might actually be appropriate to bring him up, along with just about every other wacko dictator in history. Almost all of them started from a place where they legitimately believed their ideas would make life better.

      "Tyrants" don't have to be "wannabe." They just happen when somebody's "good ideas" turn out to be really bad for lots of people.

      And like all people, when they do something they don't believe in, they rationalize it. They convince themselves that it is for the best. You do this too. We all do.

      Yeah, the issue is that you need to draw the line somewhere. There has to be some action you can't rationalize just to make your vision for the world come true. Unfortunately, I seriously think that most people who have the initiative to get very far up the ladder in government usually are the people who don't have that "line," or at least it's so malleable depending on circumstances that they'll do whatever to maintain their position or power or ability to try out their "good ideas" for the world.

      So, no, I don't and cannot rationalize the way "rights" have been rapidly redefined in the U.S. in recent years. Most of our public officials are clearly even embarrassed themselves by what they're doing, since they bury their actions in secret documents and clandestine actions or try to hide things in piles of legislation.

      It doesn't take a grand conspiracy to erode rights, and it doesn't take a "wannabe tyrant" to end up with a really, really bad government. It just takes a series of gradual shifts, and people doing what they can to -- as you put it -- "spread their good ideas to more people."

      The danger is when people like you fail to see that a sequence of such bad trends can accumulate into something really bad, without necessarily a grand conspiracy of any sort.

    16. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remamber , The most important acts of a civilization, be they atrocities
      against life or acts of compassion beyond understanding, are always
      done in the name of the greater good. And no one who acts in the
      name of the greater good believes they are wrong. That is why right
      and wrong are so often indistinguishable.

    17. Re:Purpose of the TSA by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      The US government is run by TENS OF THOUSANDS of people,

      no, it is most certainly NOT run by that many people.

      there are a few dozen at the very top who pull the strings.

      the rest are pawns.

      you may not believe that there is a control element going on (you may be a false flag here, too, btw; you seem to argue pretty strongly in favor of the government...) but everyone else with half a brain seems to understand this pretty clearly.

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    18. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressives have gradually made our country more Democratic

      Yes, Progressives have gradually made our country more Democratic, but in doing so, they've made the country less democratic. The capitalization matters. Democratic politicians are pro-authoritarian.

    19. Re:Purpose of the TSA by celle · · Score: 0

      "this IS a democracy"

            No!! This is a republic! One of the jobs of those elected representatives is just like that of the electoral college and that's to filter out potential bad decisions based on shallow public emotion and not on facts. It's one of the reasons we use a representative democracy and not a direct democracy. Security theater without real security is a response to a shallow public emotion which has been used as an excuse to grab power and that's all. Those representatives should be in jail for trying so hard to protect their jobs they didn't do their jobs.
                I know I didn't want this security theater and neither did anyone I knew, so who did? I was screaming "papers, papers please"(hogans heroes, pre/WWII movies) when I heard about homeland security.

    20. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why you think that artor3 disagrees with you. You are both saying the same thing.

    21. Re:Purpose of the TSA by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The government claimed the people demanded it, but the people didn't. The politicians did. The people claimed that the government had pre-warning of the attacks, and analyzing the data after the fact, they did, they just couldn't analyze all the data they gather in real time. It's used for forensics, not prevention.

      So, to distract from the fact that the government could "predict" 9/11 retroactively and didn't, we got the TSA.

    22. Re:Purpose of the TSA by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      There's no big evil conspiracy, except within your own imagination.

      That's only what they want you to believe.
      There is much evidence to the contrary (with cited sources).

      Seriously, it's like you think McCarthism isn't a thing, or that "Never let a good disaster go to waste" isn't the battle cry of Capitol Hill. You think the massive PATRIOT Act sprang into existance, instead of being crafted ahead of time and merely touched up before being fast-tracked? Ask yourself this: Are there truly none in power who do not see the events playing out as akin to a terrible evil conspiracy? Are there none who find themsevels amidst a situation run amok with corruption and doing far more harm than good? Why aren't they doing anything about it? When folks like Snowden actually do reveal the government conspiring against us, you still dismiss the conspiracy? You realize conspiracies are real things, right? We punish folks for conspiracy to commit murder, for example.

      Furthermore: Plausible deniablity does not eliminate plausibility. Use Occam's Razor: Despite the NSA lying openly to congress they're not doing so on purpose anymore? Despite evidence of CIA's past engineering of economic warfare they aren't doing so on purpose anymore? Despite blatant pro-government bias and anti-establishment filtering happening in mainstereme news and media, and it having been identified time and again for decades they're not doing so on purpose anymore? Despite the ineffectiveness of the TSA's many programs and lack of evidence for its effectiveness it's not expanding on purpose anymore? Despite all theses things obviously dragging us towards a dystopian totalitarian oppressive state, the government isn't continuing down this path on purpose anymore? Isn't a conspiracy the simpler explanation?

      Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity. Well, this isn't explainable by stupidity. They've already been notified and are keenly aware of the situation. The level of ignorance and stupidity required is irrational to believe in. Your own claims that some people get involved and rise up within the system disprove your cliam when you see that they have utterly failed to change the system. Is it really rational to believe that there are no barriers purposefully in place to ensure that no matter how many well meaning people enter the political arena none can divert us from the path that removes more power from the common man and gives it to the elite?

      How much evidence of a conspiracy does it take for you to believe one exist? It's just that word isn't it? If we had called it something else you'd have agreed the conspiracy exists. You'll deny a conspiracy exists to the death, but if we called it an acknowledged and embraced systemic corruption you'd have agreed it exists. Stop being so damned foolish.

    23. Re:Purpose of the TSA by triclipse · · Score: 1

      Google "WTC7" and then claim there is no conspiracy.

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    24. Re:Purpose of the TSA by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      TL; DR version:

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      Well said, sir/ma'am. Anything ever done by any human in any position of authority resides somewhere on a slippery slope, thus, "eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."

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    25. Re:Purpose of the TSA by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      If you can learn to set aside your hatred, and remind yourself that people are people, not comic book villains, the world will make a lot more sense. There's no big evil conspiracy, except within your own imagination.

      Yes, people are people. That's the problem.

      See, I don't give a flying fuck what someone's intentions are. I don't care how pure-hearted a politician is (haha) if they're after my money or my liberty. It does not fucking matter how they feel about what they're doing; nor is it of the slightest import whether they are honorable or evil.

      And it doesn't really matter if the petty tyrant's motivation is money, power, do-gooding, or just because his mommy didn't breast-feed him long enough. Bad ideas are bad ideas.

      Let me disabuse you of the dumbest notion you put up -- namely, that conspiracy does not exist. Conspiracy is everywhere. Conspiracy is when two or more people get together and make a plan to do something. I conspire with people every day. Cops conspire with cops to lie. City councilors conspire to throw a contract to the company that will pay the best bribes. Etc.

      You think that doesn't happen in the higher echelons of power?

      Seriously... if you think conspiracy doesn't happen, you are delusional or stupid. Probably both.

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    26. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tyrants" don't have to be "wannabe." They just happen when somebody's "good ideas" turn out to be really bad for lots of people.

      "I am to misbehave." says it all.

    27. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... people demanded that the government do something to make us safer.

      Did the people demand the PATRIOT act be passed? Did they did demand that it be renewed? Did the people demand the TSA be tasked with scaring Terrorists off all modes of transport?

      Yes, people "are dumb, panicky animals" but these fears to subside (bread and circuses, remember). They don't subside because a bunch of thugs run around airports saying "I save you" to the passengers. The same tactic doesn't work on trains and it is worthless on a highway. But the TSA still wants to implement their 'scare terrorists' mission. I know who they're really scaring: Hint; it's not the terrorists.

    28. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      There's no grand conspiracy out to get you.

      No, of course there isn't it, nor has there ever been... and if you say it, it certainly must be so. :)

    29. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Tom · · Score: 2

      These aren't wannabe tyrants. They legitimately believe their ideas would make life better.

      They are actually the worst kind. As another comment already pointed out, most of the tyrants in history belong to this category.

      And they are bad, really bad. Because they are driven by conviction. They think they are right. Those who know they're only in it for the money/power/pussy also know to get out when the going gets tough. The idealists, on the other hand, would rather see the world burn than step down, because they think they are right.

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    30. Re:Purpose of the TSA by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Oh do shut up.

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    31. Re:Purpose of the TSA by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Most people think they have good ideas about how to run things. These aren't wannabe tyrants

      When the 'good idea' is to force millions of people to do something they don't want to do, you are a wannabe tyrant. The motivations aren't relevant.

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    32. Re:Purpose of the TSA by intermodal · · Score: 2

      The TSA exists because after 9/11 people demanded that the government do something to make us safer.

      No, the TSA exists because the people in office wanted to look like they were doing something. And most Americans went along with it, just like the rest of the whole "war on terror" list of nonsense.

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    33. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a cop drunk sometime, then talk to him... you will find that Security types tend to think of all people as possible threats, meaning they want to control ALL PEOPLE. Watch the nightly news for a couple of weeks, read a newspaper and you will read of incidents where Police immobilized an unarmed suspect, then shot them with tens if not hundreds of bullets.

      Talk to Intel types (if you know any). Get them drunk. you will discover that the single largest threat to security is the 'insider threat'. Meaning people in the country are the threat, not outsiders (in the main). Citizens. Napolitano famously said that the biggest threat to America is returning servicemen and women from the various wars we send them on... People who have a sworn duty to defend the constitution against all enemies, both abroad and domestic? Really? A threat? then she must be an enemy of the consitution.

      So, yes, clearly our security apparatus wants to 'make the world safer' by taking away any semblance of freedom if it infringes on their idea of what their job is, this is why they hate the Miranda law (which has been modded and is now useless, thus we have real lawyers telling you NOT TO TALK TO COPS! Hell we have REAL JUDGES saying the same thing!)

      Conspiracy? No. Of course not, just well-meaning people who's personality tends to make them distrust others, then in positions of power (tell me a police officer is not in a position of power, say it with a straight face, I dare you) and all working together for their opinion of what is the 'common good'.

      Are you a cop? You sound like one. Maybe you are in Intel.

    34. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's projecting the image of being a jerk, but he's right.

    35. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not psychic, but he's right about how authoritarian regimes gain and hold power.

    36. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, don't ascribe to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. All the more reason to shut this crap down asap.

      "Oh hai. I accidentally everyone's freedom!"

      Yeah well, we toss drunk drivers in jail too. I don't care how sweet they are when they get home.

    37. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      I have read the news, and clearly I pay closer attention than you. I repeat: there is no grand conspiracy out to get you. The US government is run by TENS OF THOUSANDS of people, who are often fighting against each other. You think that's all an act? You think that many people, working over so many decades, could pull something like that off without leaks? No. It's not possible.

      True, the TSA expansion is mostly a money grab by the contractors supplying the over priced equipment and the under paid agents, but don't believe for a minute that the powers that be don't recognize the other benefits of an easy to control society. Hell, people are voting against their own health care benefits. Maybe it's just an experiment to see how many flaming hoops they can be made to jump through?

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    38. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No snowflake in an avalanche feels responsible.

    39. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      So we are to believe that "helping people" led to the fall of Rome?

      Those Calligula orgies in the blood of killed statesmen -- that's some kind of Progressive socialism?

      The brain damage due to drinking out of a water system lined with lead wasn't also a factor?

      The reliance on a military conquest system and not on educating people to create value was an example of a militaristic system -- not navel gazing hippies.

      The Roman empire lasted quite a while in human history terms. They fell not because of good ideas to help people -- they fell because of Tyrants and a populace that wanted to support an empire of plunder rather than sharing their good ideas with the subjugated nations. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and a whacked-out tyrant is just a tyrant paying no attention to Progressive Philosophers.

      Are you just trying to attach blame to Progressives on random historical events?

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    40. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      But Hell itself doesn't have pavement, just a lot of douchebags who didn't have good intentions.

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    41. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      How is it possible that Congress can consistently have approval ratings in the 10-25% range (and even lower), yet incumbents generally keep getting reelected?

      People tend to dislike Congress as a whole, while liking their Congressman. It makes sense. I like my Congressman and dislike Congress. My Congressman is a pretty hardworking guy who shares my beliefs. Congress is unable to do anything in aggregate because of the huge lack of compromise.

      And no, I've never gotten any pork from my Congressman.

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    42. Re:Purpose of the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you be sane on this thread? Are you a "non-conspiracy conspiracy" nut? LOL

    43. Re:Purpose of the TSA by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      So we are to believe that "helping people" led to the fall of Rome?

      Umm, no. Did I say anything about the "fall of Rome"? No. I said "Go read about the fall of the Roman Republic." My post had nothing to do with the Roman Empire as ruled over by a dictator, which it basically was from the time of Juilius Caesar onwards (the last of the reformers I listed -- please note all of them are from about 150 - 50 BCE).

      Those Calligula orgies in the blood of killed statesmen -- that's some kind of Progressive socialism?

      Caligula lived from 12 - 41 CE, and wasn't emperor until 37 CE, almost a century after the Roman Republic effectively ended. Please re-read my post, and then go read a history book. I was not talking about the decline of military dictatorships (which would have little to do with the U.S. or the TSA today), but with the fall of the Roman REPUBLIC.

      The reliance on a military conquest system and not on educating people to create value was an example of a militaristic system -- not navel gazing hippies.

      Who said anything about "navel gazing hippies"? I talked about Progressives, though perhaps I would have been more accurate to say "populists." Most of the actions that led to a more centralized federal government with greater powers happened long before "hippies" came along.

      The Roman empire lasted quite a while in human history terms. They fell not because of good ideas to help people -- they fell because of Tyrants and a populace that wanted to support an empire of plunder rather than sharing their good ideas with the subjugated nations.

      Again, I said NOTHING about the Roman empire. I'm talking about the days of the Roman Republic, i.e., what the U.S. was modeled on by the Founders -- they just broke away from a tyrant, so why would they model themselves after a dictatorship??

      In the Roman Republic, there were no tyrants -- anyone suspected of coming close to acting like a king or dictator (excepting temporary dictatorial appointments in times of severe crisis) was often exiled or even outright killed. The populace didn't want to support an empire of plunder, because that didn't come about until Rome had a standing army, which didn't happen until those progressive reformers (Marius, in this case) decided that they could solve military problems AND social problems (poor people without land) with professional soldiers... rather than the older system, where farmer citizens were enlisted and mostly wanted to return to their farms after the wars were over. Under the new system with a standing army, the soldiers fought not to protect their homeland, but to achieve wealth abroad -- since they were not landowners, but rather poor people to begin with -- and then to settle down into new land that was available to them through conquest.

      I'm not saying that the Roman Republic was perfect. But a lot of stuff had to break down in that system before it turned into the Empire you're talking about. And a lot of bad stuff came about through attempts to "help the poor" while also having the effect of consolidating power.

      Are you just trying to attach blame to Progressives on random historical events?

      Umm, no. I was just trying to draw parallels to a gradual infringement of rights in the U.S. by looking at a similar historical evolution, which was also precipitated by a parade of "reformers," most of whom had very good intentions.

    44. Re:Purpose of the TSA by almechist · · Score: 1

      How is it possible that Congress can consistently have approval ratings in the 10-25% range (and even lower), yet incumbents generally keep getting reelected?

      Look up Gerrymandering. Basically, it's become virtually impossible for some of these guys to lose. These days Congressional districts are drawn up specifically to insure a win for one side, regardless of the wishes of the majority of the population. That, along with the influence of corporate money, pretty much explains the continuing success of unpopular politicians.

  5. But what about the arts? by naoursla · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just another example of the government cutting funding for the arts. Sure, it may be security theatre but these days that is the only kind of theatre I see to have time for.

    Maybe we can get the National Endowment for the Arts to pick up the slack. Or they could move to an NPR model and hold pledge drives.

    1. Re:But what about the arts? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Please become a stand-up comedian... No, even better, run for president. The world needs more fine comedy like this.

    2. Re:But what about the arts? by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      I think the correct response is "I find what you have to say very interesting, how can I sign up for your newsletter?"

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    3. Re:But what about the arts? by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Heh, comments like this are why I haven't given up on Slashdot completely! :)

    4. Re:But what about the arts? by naoursla · · Score: 1

      I have some stand-up open mics on youtube.

      https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoJjJOzT5vi4FqOOQXaUiNw

  6. It works just as well... by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    ...as all of the other security theater they spend billions / year on. Why stop with SPOT? How many terr'rists have been caught by body scanners versus good old metal detectors? How many terr'rists have been caught by Freedom Gropes? Oh, I get it, travelers don't actually see SPOT in action. Carry on.

  7. Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    withhold funding from the program until the TSA can demonstrate its effectiveness

    Yes, I hate the TSA too, but this Catch-22 reminds me a little of debtor's prison, where you go to jail until you have money to pay your debt.

    1. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet it's how everything else works in a capitalist environment.

      If your company makes shitty cars nobody buys, it loses money until it gets its act together.

  8. That's not going far enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GAO ought to request defunding the whole TSA.

  9. Gratuitous South Park Clips by AlienSexist · · Score: 2

    Both clips are from the episode: Reverse Cowgirl. That's a Security Camera and Mind if I Touch Your Balls, Sir? Enjoy!

  10. Random chance has nothing on the TSA by retech · · Score: 1

    With random chance you get free cancer and ass-probing. Random chance just not offer that level of customer care and retention.

  11. This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusive by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

    The report isn't about the nudie machines or the crotch groping. This was a program designed to spot potential problems based on the way people act. If it worked, they'd ditch the zappers and replace it with eagle-eyed security guards.

    But it doesn't work. Presumably, they spent a billion dollars because they really wanted it to work. This is, after all, patterned after the program that they use in Israel, which is very familiar with terrorism, and has been widely touted as better alternative. In Israel, though, it amounts largely to racial profiling, which has its own drawbacks (as the report points out).

    This isn't about the effectiveness of the security theater, one way or the other. It's about something that was supposed to make the security less theatrical. Except it doesn't.

  12. Actors Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This exciting position includes travel expenses. No experience necessary. Apply at the FBI - brown skin a plus!

  13. i wish the story weren't bs by raymorris · · Score: 4, Informative

    I love a good story about government ineffectiveness.
    Unfortunately, this particular story is bull. Their conclusions are based on "meta-analysis of 400 studies over 60 years", not an analysis of the TSA's current procedures. They looked at studies on whether college students can tell when reach other are lying.

    The TSA has some problems for sure, but this article doesn't address those.

    1. Re:i wish the story weren't bs by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1, Troll

      Ah yes... meta-analysis. You can't take that junk seriously. It is double rounding nonsense. Statistical analysis casts out anomalous data (data that seems to be erroneous for some reason or another), and the criteria of determining what data is anomalous is an exercise of the person doing the analysis. Now you are doing analysis on those analyses, casting out more data. One more step removed than should be comfortable for anybody to take seriously

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    2. Re:i wish the story weren't bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point may be that filtering people through metal detectors and other such instruments is ineffective. Period.

      We don't have more bombs on planes or hijackings due to societies lack of desire or willingness to carry out such attacks.

      When there was a desire (9/11) we completely failed to stop the attack. Remember that we had measures pre-9/11 to stop hijackers and while you could argue they were ineffective the TSA hasn't necessarily solved the problem either. There just aren't enough people out there looking to hijack a plane to warrant any measures be taken to stop it.

  14. This Just In... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Terrorists at airports try not to look like terrorists, details at 11.

  15. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, that's what we need. The same government that gives us the TSA (and NSA....) in charge of health care.

    it'll work soooo well.....

    To be fair, the TSA was give a basicly impossible job (you can't catch terrorists if there aren't any actual terrorists). The job of providing healthcare is notably more feasible.

  16. But Uncle Joe says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If it saves one life" -Joe Biden
     
    Suck it up, Shrub and Obummer fuckers, you voted them in now you got to smell their shit.

    1. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those "Obummer fuckers" deserve the TSA. We all know that "Obummer" ran on the promise of not only creating the TSA but also making it so ineffective. Additionally, we can be certain that McCain was clearly very against it.

      Basically, you're fucking retarded. Get your head out of your ass and stop being so butt-hurt that your favorite scumbag politician lost. Perhaps if you weren't so biased, you might realize how dumb you sound.

    2. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You caught me. I'm such an Obama lover that I even voted for him. Except that I didn't.

      But please, continue ranting nonsense about how he's the anti-Christ or something. Tell us all about how Romney or McCain could have saved this country by doing exactly what Obama is doing, because we shouldn't forget that is exactly what they said they wanted to do.

    3. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that there were more choices than Obama or McCain in 2012. I specifically remember seeing a libertarian presidential candidate on the ballot. He did support reigning in the TSA btw. You are the one that sounds dumb to me.

    4. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, there were other names on the ballots, but no other choices. You are confused as to how politics works in the US. In my personal defense, I've voted in every election since 1988, and never voted for the winner.

    5. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there were other names on the ballots, but no other choices. You are confused as to how politics works in the US.

      "Man, every time I engage with the political process with the exact same behaviour, I seem to keep seeing the exact same result! There is clearly some sort of greater reason for this, and not simply that my and my fellow citizens behaviour is consistently producing the same result. Oh well, what can you do?"

    6. Re:But Uncle Joe says... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You didn't address the rest of my post. I always vote for a loser of one kind or another. It doesn't help. There's nothing *I* can do to change it. I don't have the charisma or money. Voting for a major party candidate will let you select between them. Voting for a 3rd party candidate gets your vote ignored because nobody else votes 3rd party.

  17. Let's Think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    19 terrorists that *knew* that they were hours away from their deaths and their 72 virgins managed to get on planes and not arouse suspicion from security, the attendants, or surrounding passengers. Some Rent-A-Cop TSA agent is going to improve on this by looking *really* hard? Ummm...no.

    1. Re:Let's Think... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      They weren't trying to kill your relatives. They tried to kill my uncle, my brother, and my foster brother (Boston plane, WTC office, Pentagon office) and failed.

      TSA is a farce. Anyone with actual counter-terrorism ops experience knows it. Even the military knows it, but they love the contracts.

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  18. What we need by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    What we need is a serious application of SPOT remover.

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    1. Re:What we need by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      but SPOT is telling us, humans, to "sit, roll over. good boy!"

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  19. To be fair to the TSA by korbulon · · Score: 1

    Chance has been working pretty hard lately, and from what I hear he is very thorough.

  20. Yeh yeh we all know that about TFS Screening here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh TSA Screening.

    Never mind.

  21. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, that's what we need. The same government that gives us the TSA (and NSA....) in charge of health care.

    it'll work soooo well.....

    To be fair, the TSA was give a basicly impossible job (you can't catch terrorists if there aren't any actual terrorists). The job of providing healthcare is notably more feasible.

    So explain the NSA spying on the US.

  22. Israel's airlines globally recognized as safest... by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for decades, and is a nation that much more frequently faces domestic terrorism. What are the chances they have a better, and cheaper method? Oops, they use common sense. Never mind.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/01/11/yeffet.air.security.israel/

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  23. Ah, but the real test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is how much taxpayer money can it funnel into private hands thanks to paranoia and security theater?

  24. Time to get rid of it by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0, Troll

    We know what works.

    What works is:

    1. Spying on the Middle East and Pakistan/Afghanistan.
    2. Police interrogation techniques (not torture, that never works - ever)
    3. Not harassing American citizens other than domestic terrorists like the Tea Party.
    4. Defunding overseas wars of adventure we can't afford that have very long logistics chains and letting people solve their own problems and China lose their ships and oil facilities if need be.

    That works.

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    1. Re:Time to get rid of it by Algae_94 · · Score: 3, Informative

      3. Not harassing American citizens other than domestic terrorists like the Tea Party.

      I don't much care for the Tea Party folks myself, but I wouldn't call them domestic terrorists. When was the last time they blew up a building? Refusing to compromise with the broader populace and causing government gridlock are not illegal terrorist actions.

    2. Re:Time to get rid of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would wholeheartedly unequivocally call every single member of the Tea Party a domestic terrorist. When they don't get their way, they shut the whole fucking government down until someone agreed with them and let them have their way, even though the majority wanted nothing to do with it. The same shit two years ago already fucked over the country by screwing our credit rating, and they tried to do it again because they weren't getting their way. That sounds exactly like domestic terrorism to me.

    3. Re:Time to get rid of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Not harassing American citizens other than domestic terrorists like the Tea Party.

      I don't much care for the Tea Party folks myself, but I wouldn't call them domestic terrorists. When was the last time they blew up a building? Refusing to compromise with the broader populace and causing government gridlock are not illegal terrorist actions.

      So are they or are they not terrorists; people that use fear to get what political response they want?

    4. Re:Time to get rid of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would wholeheartedly unequivocally call every single member of the Tea Party a domestic terrorist

      Then you would be a liar.

    5. Re:Time to get rid of it by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      Looks like that Ph.D. in Melodrama is serving a government employee well somewhere!

      I'm pretty sure government kills more people every year than terrorists ever have, so it should logically follow that shutting down government was a Good Thing.

      Meanwhile... since considerably less than half the populace actually favors Obamacare, what was that about thwarting the will of the majority, again?

      Yeah. Go die in a fire.

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    6. Re:Time to get rid of it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Police interrogation techniques (not torture, that never works - ever)

      Torture works fine. You threaten someone with violence (jail) until they agree to confess (plea). Go torture. The point of torture was never to find the truth. It was to beat a confession out of someone, true or false didn't matter. And it works. If you torture someone, they will crack. Then they will tell you what they think you want to hear, regardless of what the truth is.

    7. Re:Time to get rid of it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Seems like a group Tim McVeigh would have liked. Though Ted wouldn't have.

    8. Re:Time to get rid of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might not have blewn up a building, but the crosshairs on a map with enemy politicians and the shooting of one of them by a not quite sane follower of theirs is pretty close.

    9. Re:Time to get rid of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Refusing to compromise with the broader populace and causing government gridlock are not illegal terrorist actions.

      Demanding existing law be unilaterally changed to fit their POLICIES is illegal.

      ... last time they blew up a building?

      It doesn't take a daily 'stop and frisk' to make a police state.

      It doesn't take violence and bloodshed to cause terrorism.

    10. Re:Time to get rid of it by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      I don't much care for the Tea Party folks myself, but I wouldn't call them domestic terrorists. When was the last time they blew up a building? Refusing to compromise with the broader populace and causing government gridlock are not illegal terrorist actions.

      Convincing poor old people that they don't want health care is pretty evil, and will end up killing more than the 9/11 attack. So, yes, I think it's pretty apt to call them terrorists.

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  25. Random chance? by gmuslera · · Score: 2

    That means that for each 100 people abused by the TSA or just detained for a deeper inspection, 50 were found guilty of something? Or must be read like it could be random chance throwing 100 dices and that all hit 6?

    Anyway, if they are forced to improve numbers, they will find enough victims, after all everyone commits 3 felonies a day

    1. Re:Random chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it means that if you go to an airport, the ones in the TSA uniforms are slightly more likely to be criminals than those not in TSA uniforms.

      (Especially if you consider all the on-the-job thefts from TSA employees.)

  26. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by trollboy · · Score: 1

    that's the strongest argument against the TSA I've ever heard.

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  27. yeah, about those 19 terrorists.... by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 1

    maybe not -those- 19, or not any of those?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNgK8k2kt8

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  28. Random Chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How bad is that?

    I mean when hearing "random chance" the thing that typically springs to mind is a coin, 50/50, heads or tails.

    However, we've got to think there are millions of travellers every day and only at most a handful of criminals.
    Random chance of getting it right would be roughly say 1 in 1,000,000?

    So what the report says is the SPOT guys are barely doing better than chance.
    So, they're getting it correct, what, twice out of a million times? Seriously?

  29. If Passengers Were Armed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This would have never been an issue to begin with.
    200 armed assholes, err, passengers wouldn't have let any jerkoff crash a plane intentionally to begin with.
    Then we wouldn't need TSA screening us.
    I can't believe i still live here.

    Flame on, pussies.

    zenlessyank was here.

    Again, slashdot, fuck your karma & your advertising.

  30. Finding Criminals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought their mandate was to keep people from hijacking/blowing up planes. They are *not* police. They are not there to bust you for doobies or unpaid parking fines.

  31. Why all the suprise? TSA is not about security. by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TSA is not about providing security, despite the word being in it's name. TSA is about the appearance of security..

    If it was about security, they would have never spent a billion on such worthless tripe. They would have spent a billion buying blue gloves for pat downs, doing background checks and buying boat loads of video cameras to watch.

    This was somebodies billion dollar boondoggle idea to try and sound like they where doing something.

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  32. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair, the TSA was not created to catch terrorists, it was created to prevent terrorist attacks. And it does that, like nothing would.

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  33. Re: Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    The NSA spying on the US may be why the TSA results are slightly better than average, instead of abysmally worse than average.

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  34. Still don't see any use of the simple fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put the door to the cockpit on the OUTSIDE of the plane. Nice armored wall between them and the passengers.

    Treat the passengers like cargo. No matter what happens in the back of the plane. It IS going to it's destination. Period.
    Worst comes to worst the plane will just crash somewhere on it's flight path. It won't be flying into any buildings on purpose.

    The major piece is already in play too. People won't sit back and do nothing when a terrorist stands up and shouts stupid shit on a plane. They'll kick his ass.

    Keep the pilots safe and let the people in the back self police in the event of any problems. We'll sort it out when we get to where we are going.

  35. Consolidation to save money by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    Combine it with ObamaCare: we can get our medical exam at the same time, cutting costs.

  36. I can hear them now... by DigitAl56K · · Score: 2

    "We have an Accountability Office?? How much does THAT cost??"

    1. Re:I can hear them now... by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've always thought that working for the Government Accountability Office (GAO) must be incredibly depressing. They must just see billions upon billions wasted, produce reports or try and enact change, then get ignored because the right congress people have been paid off. Must be a sad and depressing existence.

    2. Re:I can hear them now... by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      No mods, but this made me chuckle. Kudos!

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    3. Re:I can hear them now... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Husband almost nabbed a job with the GAO. He was actually really excited about it. He ended up not getting that position and becoming a professor instead (not much else to do with a PhD if the government doesn't want you.) It might have been depressing, but the GAO should be everyone's favorite government office because they don't tolerate BS. They do need more power to do something about the BS they uncover, alas. For the most part, all they can do is write sternly worded reports and wag fingers.

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  37. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by dk20 · · Score: 1

    That is why they were given the job, think of the spin-offs:
    - make work, how many new government employees were trained and hired? That probably required an entire infrastructure to be built out.
    - Keep the "security theatre" front and centre. Every time you go to the airport you are reminded of what your gvt is doing to keep you safe.
    - See, after all this there are no more bears in the streets (they lack of caught terrorists prove it works).

  38. TSA Screening Barely Working Better Than Chance... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well that's much better than I would have guessed.

  39. At finding criminals? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Since when is that the job of the TSA? Surely, the TSA's job is to stop people from bringing bombs, guns and knives onto airplanes.

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  40. Re:i wish you could read by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 5, Informative

    It looked at the meta-analyses to see if there was any support at all to behavioral detection. It looked at the TSA data to see if the TSA could defend its own assertions. The few positive points were basically nullified by poor data collection.

    Half of the GAO summary was devoted to the part of the story you ignored, which was the relevant part. It's like you can read, but chose not to for the middle half. The story you will love is that the TSA is inept at capturing relevant data. The GAO is capable of seeing through that.

    Don't bother straining yourself, I'll even paste the words here so you can ignore them more easily.

    Further, the Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) April 2011 study conducted to validate SPOT's behavioral indicators did not demonstrate their effectiveness because of study limitations, including the use of unreliable data. Twenty-one of the 25 behavior detection officers (BDO) GAO interviewed at four airports said that some behavioral indicators are subjective. TSA officials agree, and said they are working to better define them. GAO analyzed data from fiscal years 2011 and 2012 on the rates at which BDOs referred passengers for additional screening based on behavioral indicators and found that BDOs' referral rates varied significantly across airports, raising questions about the use of behavioral indicators by BDOs. To help ensure consistency, TSA officials said they deployed teams nationally to verify compliance with SPOT procedures in August 2013. However, these teams are not designed to help ensure BDOs consistently interpret SPOT indicators.

    TSA has limited information to evaluate SPOT's effectiveness, but plans to collect additional performance data. The April 2011 study found that SPOT was more likely to correctly identify outcomes representing a high-risk passenger--such as possession of a fraudulent document--than through a random selection process. However, the study results are inconclusive because of limitations in the design and data collection and cannot be used to demonstrate the effectiveness of SPOT. For example, TSA collected the study data unevenly. In December 2009, TSA began collecting data from 24 airports, added 1 airport after 3 months, and an additional 18 airports more than 7 months later when it determined that the airports were not collecting enough data to reach the study's required sample size. Since aviation activity and passenger demographics are not constant throughout the year, this uneven data collection may have conflated the effect of random versus SPOT selection methods.

  41. TSA's real purpose... by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Informative

    The TSA was founded to extend the welfare state. Why else would you create an agency that's sole purpose is to stack grey trays. Remember, the original name for the agency was The Tray Stackers of America. At the last minute, they were forced to change the name, but since their spiffy uniforms and badges were already on order they needed to keep with the "TSA" initials.

    After all, if the TSA was really supposed to catch weapons, terrorists, etc. at the airports I believe that even the Feds could have set up a better system.

  42. yes and no by Shakrai · · Score: 0

    It worked just fine for the most part, and the locks and passengers no longer being instructed to sit quietly and enjoy the stopover in Cuba would have taken care of 9/11 just fine.

    Well, yes and no. The folks on Flight 93 paid the ultimate price for resisting the hijackers. They saved a lot of lives on the ground, but the choice between "take the bastards with us" and "keep the bastards off the flight to begin with" is a no-brainer.

    That isn't to say that a lot of what TSA does isn't pure security theater. The liquids ban makes precious little sense to me, and even less to those who know more than I do about explosives. Ditto for having to remove your shoes. Both of those were knee jerk reactions to "what might have been", rather than sensible reactions to things that actually happened or were likely to happen. The most effective security is the security we never see, intelligence gathering behind the scenes, catching and/or killing the bad guys before they even get to the airport, that sort of thing.

    Few people would advocate a complete return to the pre-9/11 regime. Random example: Do you think people should be allowed to carry box cutters in carry-on? It's inevitable that a few bad guys will slip through the cracks, and if I'm unlucky enough to be on the flight where it happens I'd rather be facing fists than edged weapons. Put edged weapons back into that environment and I want the ability to carry my firearm, which all will agree is a political non-starter.

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    1. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I want the ability to carry my firearm, which all will agree is a political non-starter."

      No, it's not a political non-starter, it's a common sense non-starter. Americans seem to have no common sense whatever on this particular issue.

    2. Re:yes and no by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Had flight 93 had a lock on the cockpit door (a measure that I DID say is appropriate), it wouldn't have crashed at all. None of the other planes would have crashed either had they had locks. The problem is entirely solvable by a trip to the hardware store.

      As for weapons, one of those dinner plate sized belt buckles will mess you up before you can even get close enough to someone to harm them with a box cutter.

      So yes, I absolutely positively *DO* advocate a return to pre 9/11 when people were free(ish).

      If you like, the cabin crew can have guns.,/p>

    3. Re:yes and no by kylemonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A terrorist with brains still has his edged weapon onboard. A piece of broken glass makes a fine weapon and passengers are free to bring laptops, cellphones, and tablets with glass screens aboard. Break the screen, extract a nice glass shard and all you need is a handle.

      Airport security is just a big wank. Think how many people that yahoo at LAX could have killed if he really wanted to. Dozens of people trapped like cattle in the security line waiting for be mowed down.

    4. Re:yes and no by ghettoimp · · Score: 1

      Putting a gun in the locked cockpit seems basically reasonable. Maybe it could provide a last line of defense against terrorists who somehow manage to take over the cabin and pacify the passengers, and start working to bust down the door.

      Giving guns to the cabin crew sounds like a terrible idea. Then, instead of having to try to sneak a weapon onto the plane (possibly getting caught, which could ruin any sort of 9/11 style simultaneous multi-plane conspiracy), the terrorists merely need to overpower a crew member to obtain a firearm.

      If we're really worried about this sort of thing, well---the Air Force can have operators fly drones over Iraq from New Mexico. Can't we put some kind of emergency button in the cockpit that gives control of the plane to a remote operator, so if terrorists do storm the cockpit, the pilots can push the button to disable all local control of the plane?

      Full disclosure: I don't own a firearm and don't really understand people who do.

    5. Re:yes and no by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Giving guns to the cabin crew sounds like a terrible idea. Then, instead of having to try to sneak a weapon onto the plane (possibly getting caught, which could ruin any sort of 9/11 style simultaneous multi-plane conspiracy), the terrorists merely need to overpower a crew member to obtain a firearm.

      It would also discriminate against pilots who are pacifists, and would refuse to operate a weapon.

      Not to mention the risk of a pilot going postal with a gun. And there have been several instances of pilots flipping. They have a high stress job, abnormal sleep patterns, and it's expected that they have a higher risk.

    6. Re:yes and no by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, yes and no.

      The only reason the hijackers were able to take the plane down is that the door was unlocked. Lock it and the plane wouldn't have gone down.

    7. Re:yes and no by hibji · · Score: 1

      Arming the cabin crew also makes the renegade pilot scenario more likely. Wait til the other pilot is sleeping or in the bathroom, pull gun, kill other pilot, now you have flying missile ala 9/11.

    8. Re:yes and no by sjames · · Score: 1

      If we're going to worry about that, we need to make the planes transporter proof too so Gary 7 can't beam in and sabotage it.

      In other words, it hasn't been a problem, isn't likely to be a problem, and if it becomes one, it will be with or without guns in the cockpit.

    9. Re:yes and no by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      None of the other planes would have crashed either had they had locks.

      The problem with locks is that there might be instances/emergencies when you want to access the cockpit. Locks would cause deaths in these cases. On average, how many people do locks save from terrorist attacks and how many extra deaths do locks cause by preventing access to the cockpit in emergencies?

      Hm. Maybe they should hand out weapons to all passengers before the flight starts. Not guns, but maybe clubs and knives. Sure, one passenger may try to pull something, but he has to know that everyone else is armed, too. ;)

    10. Re:yes and no by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well, yes and no. The folks on Flight 93 paid the ultimate price for resisting the hijackers. They saved a lot of lives on the ground, but the choice between "take the bastards with us" and "keep the bastards off the flight to begin with" is a no-brainer.

      That may be true but look at the terrorists perspective. If you know the most you can accomplish is the destruction of a airline filled with mostly unimportant people, it does not advance the cause as much as destroying a major military complex, or symbol of Western Culture does. It may even hurt the cause because even people sympathetic to you might see it as just killing and maiming the innocent.

      Not as easy to find people willing to die to accomplish that.

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    11. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are worried about the guy who can literally drive the plane into the ground if he chooses shooting himself?

    12. Re:yes and no by Princeofcups · · Score: 0

      It would also discriminate against pilots who are pacifists, and would refuse to operate a weapon.

      Not to mention the risk of a pilot going postal with a gun. And there have been several instances of pilots flipping. They have a high stress job, abnormal sleep patterns, and it's expected that they have a higher risk.

      Quit making sense. The "more guns equal more safety" fallacy is too entrenched to make a dent. At least most of the civilized world gets it.

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    13. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll feed the troll....

      It's been 13 years.

      GIS the Pentagon and tell me that a plane crashed there. No - because they rebuilt the pentagon so it's not still damaged.

      At the Flight 93 crash site they've built a memorial so it's not still damaged (not that grass and undergrowth wouldn't have soon grown over the scar anyway).

      Besides if you're telling me that it didn't happen, then what about all the footage of the crash site in the days following 9/11?

    14. Re:yes and no by sjames · · Score: 1

      While popular in '70s drama, in real life there haven't been any cases on a jetliner where the pilots are incapacitated and a passenger saves the day EVER. So I'd put the death toll of the locks at zero.

    15. Re:yes and no by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You are worried about the guy who can literally drive the plane into the ground if he chooses shooting himself?

      He can't - other cabin crew will take over and prevent that from happening. Unless he has a gun, of course.

    16. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also discriminate against pilots who are pacifists, and would refuse to operate a weapon.

      My BS detector is going off. There is no reason why such a policy would need to force a pacifist to use or carry a weapon. There is a big difference between giving somebody the option to carry, and requiring them to do so. Given the amount of hours of training required to learn to use a gun properly in an airplane, no pacifist would even be considered as a possibility for being armed.

      You're engaging in a classic propaganda ploy: take something that is bad or is perceived to be bad (discrimination), and associate that with something else that you don't like, in the hopes that gullible idiots will actually think that something else -- whatever it is -- is also bad.

      How about showing us a little honesty and integrity instead? Why don't you just come out and say that you don't like guns and therefore, as a matter of personal opinion not justified by any evidence, pilots shouldn't be armed?

      Not to mention the risk of a pilot going postal with a gun.

      Do you actually believe that is a real risk, or are you feeding us more propaganda? We've had pilots flying planes for many decades without a serious incident. They used to give people sharp knives with their meals, and yet no pilot ever used one to kill anybody.

      Should we ban martial arts training for pilots, also? What about pens, if we accept the hypothesis of pilots flipping, then surely one could put a pen into a copilots eye and disable them, then crash the plane. Clearly we must ban pens as well, you could put an eye out with a pen. Don't forget crayons. Keys are a bad idea as well. For that matter, a finger could put out somebody's eye. I know, we'll just cut off the fingers of all the pilots to make sure they don't go crazy, put a finger into the eye of their copilot while flying to disable them, then crash the plane! It could happen, high stress, abnormal sleep patterns, and so forth, as you suggested.

      Either you are not thinking this out, or you are making false arguments for some reason. You might have some issues with your own mental health, perhaps there is something wrong in your head that is causing you to believe its ok to waste other people's time by feeding them propaganda. Or perhaps you are the one that is over stressed, and making bad decisions as a result.

  43. but but, Security Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are all the predictable-as-shit Slashdot parrots all squawking about Security Theater, Security Theater? There they are! Yes they are, they are! Parrot want a fucking cracker?

    Slashdot Parrots are as stupid as the Americans who believe dat teh terrists exist. Shove that fact up your cloaca, parrots.

  44. Polygraph testing foolishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Another technology that gives essentially random results in polygraph testing.

  45. And yet... by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    ...this kind of government idiocy, ineptitude, and invasion of privacy is exactly the same kind of crap we're inviting into our healthcare system. TSA, NSA, DMV...ACA. Yeah, gimme more of that fucked up shit.

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  46. VERY true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So true!! TSA screening doesn't work so well when the TSA agents are laying on the airport floor, dead from gunshot wounds (e.g. LAX airport). I guess that strategy doesn't seem to work.

  47. Re:This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusiv by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    El Al has about fifty international flights per day (not much point to domestic air inside Israel). The USA has tens of thousands.

    El Al can hire high-end, experienced intelligence operatives for this task. TSA obviously doesn't.

    http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/attack/2001/10/01/elal-usat.htm#more

    They can spend 10 minutes asking question to half the passengers of each flight.

  48. Re:This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The report isn't about the nudie machines or the crotch groping. This was a program designed to spot potential problems based on the way people act. If it worked, they'd ditch the zappers and replace it with eagle-eyed security guards.

    But it doesn't work. Presumably, they spent a billion dollars because they really wanted it to work. This is, after all, patterned after the program that they use in Israel, which is very familiar with terrorism, and has been widely touted as better alternative. In Israel, though, it amounts largely to racial profiling, which has its own drawbacks (as the report points out).

    This isn't about the effectiveness of the security theater, one way or the other. It's about something that was supposed to make the security less theatrical. Except it doesn't.

    There's more to it: in Israel, you talk with people that have a three-figure IQ, and they _will_ engage you in a conversation that pertains to your interests and/or profession and how that links to your trip to Israel. They actually listen to you with what appears to be genuine interest.

  49. TSA - sky nazis by any other name... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Aye, Fuck the TSA. All you need is someone to make sure that passengers aren't getting on the planes with guns or highly flammable materials (gas, explosives, etc). A couple of bomb sniffing dogs should be able to take care of that.

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    1. Re:TSA - sky nazis by any other name... by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      Or bomb sniffing machines... What ever happened to those things? I flew a couple times in the mid-2000s and those things were everywhere. Now we have those shitty nudity scanners that invariably cause me to get patted down.

    2. Re:TSA - sky nazis by any other name... by Wootery · · Score: 2

      You are suggesting that airport security is an easy problem to solve. I suspect this is very wrong.

      I'm no fan of the TSA, but let's not be stupid here - you have to process millions of almost-all-innocent people in the search of a few actual suspects, who will have taken great steps to evade detection, and who did so in the full knowledge of all your techniques. It's not an "A couple of X should be able to take care of that" problem.

    3. Re:TSA - sky nazis by any other name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no fan of the TSA, but let's not be stupid here

      You're right, there is no need to be stupid. The TSA has that well in hand all by themselves. How can anyone have anything but contempt for an organization who:

      Are known criminals, every major airport in the country has a robbery ring or drug smuggling operation run by the TSA. A few of them have even been caught.

      Routinely abuse the very young, or the very old, or the crippled. Must make them feel manly or something to pick on someone completely unable to defend themselves.

      Have been caught impersonating law enforcement personnel in order to rape people.

      Routinely subject people to x-ray devices that even the manufacturer admits has never been certified for use on human beings. The TSA has successfully blocked every attempt at a third party safety audit.

      Are outright incompetent. They have FAILED every third party security audit ever performed. Regular people have (accidentally) brought aboard planes; knives, live ammunition, one soldier returning from Afghanistan even had some C4 explosive blocks in his carry-on luggage. He was caught (if I remember) someplace in Texas, WELL after going through port-of-entry TSA search and customs.

      "Randomly" pulls aside people for hand raping based entirely on breast size.

      Routinely wastes BILLIONS of dollars every year buying "the latest untested security device" and then spends more money to store them in warehouses when they find out they don't work.

      I could continue but I think my point has been made.

    4. Re:TSA - sky nazis by any other name... by Wootery · · Score: 1

      I thought it was clear that the focus of my comment was that airport security isn't easy. I even put I'm no fan of the TSA. You're probably right that the TSA are ineffective/expensive/self-serving/generally completely broken, but that wasn't the focus of my comment.

      I couldn't find a source to support "Randomly" pulls aside people for hand raping based entirely on breast size, though.

  50. Re:This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusiv by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    is this again how intelligence doesn't scale with population, being also the reason for ballot machines?

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  51. Willey E coyote, supra-genius by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    pistol ports in the doors would probably be an easy solution to this problem. Of course, a much simpler solution might be a trap door in front of the door...

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  52. Better than in the 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people who were in charge of security contracting want to make a lot of money by setting up a few companies and subcontracting it out to airports, along with a nice profit of course.

    The detectors won't go anywhere, just the uniforms will change, and there will be a lot more middle managers and upper management taking home fat paychecks because they are the only game in town.

    And people are buying into it...

    1. Re:Better than in the 90's by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      how is this better than in the 90's?

      it's the exact same scenario only thing has changed is that they're taking home 100x the money. where do you think their uniforms come from, who they buy their xray machines from and who went to work for tsa middle management??

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  53. why just the program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the GAO is requesting that both Congress and the president withhold funding from the program until the TSA can demonstrate its effectiveness."

          How about withholding the funds of the TSA from the TSA until the TSA can prove its effectiveness?

    celle

  54. Good thing they spent a billion! by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    Imagine if they only spent half a billion; the program wouldn't even be as good as random chance!

  55. D.A.R.E.?? by hduff · · Score: 0

    Can we do this to D.A.R.E. as well?

    That's another program whose success is not supported by of the studies done on it.

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  56. landing difficult, flying easy until something by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The cruise portion of the flight can be handled by autopilot, 98% of the time. Landing is a totally different matter. Landing is HARD. During my first flight lesson, I flew figure eights at altitude. I never could manage to learn to land safely. Landing requires a skilled pilot.

    Also, while 98% of the cruise can be handled by the autopilot, there's another 2% that can't. Shit happens, just like with any other activity, and when shit happens aboard an airliner you want a good pilot handling the situation.

    Taking off is the other dangerous part. If you've flown a few times you've probably felt turbulence, when the wind blows the plane up and down. If you're at 30,000 feet and a downdraft pushes you down 150 feet it feels like going over a hill. If you're 120 feet off the ground when you drop, you're dead.

    1. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not true.

      I won't go into details about Autoland here, as you can read the Wikipedia link below. The takeaway is that Autoland has triple redundancy through the entire control and sensing systems, and will continue to function even if it has lost 2 out of 3 of any device in the workflow.

      "During system design, the predicted reliability numbers for the individual equipment which makes up the entire autoland system (sensors, computers, controls, and so forth) are combined and an overall probability of failure is calculated. As the "threat" exists primarily during the flare through roll-out, this "exposure time" is used and the overall failure probability must be less than one in a million.[5]"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland#Autoland_for_civil_aviation

      With regards to takeoff, I admit, this is the most vulnerable point of the flight (limited or lost forward thrust, extremely limited altitude). This will still be automated in good time though, as software won't panic. It'll be able to determine just how much the aircraft can still travel with limited or no power, and the safest area to put down.

    2. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      This will still be automated in good time though, as software won't panic.

      Nor will it cope with an unexpected situation that it has not been programmed for and given that this describes most serious emergencies nowadays I'm not sure turning the plane over to a computer is the best course of action. Use computers to provide guidance and help to a human pilot to reduce error but leave a pilot in charge in case you get into a situation that the computer has not been programmed for.

    3. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      I was flying last summer to Baltimore or Pittsburgh or somewhere like that.. All of a sudden, we hard bank left and dive through the holes in the clouds to land at Cleveland to avoid a whole line of incredibly big and violent thunderstorms.

      Yep. I want someone on the ground running that plane by remote control, watching a little video screen.

      Nothing like a bunch o'windows to look out for the pilot to gain "situational awareness"

    4. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      More importantly: there have been simulator tests of inexperienced pilots (people with no flying experience and people who have private licenses for small planes) trying to land a commercial airliner, being talked through what to do by people over the radio. In no cases did the plane land in a way that would have resulted in most of the passengers surviving. I don't find this surprising. Having flown light aircraft and gliders, landing one is sufficiently different from the other that you have to remember what you're flying, and big jets are a lot different from both.

      In contrast, while autoland isn't perfect, if a plane is coming in with an incapacitated pilot then ATC is going to clear a simple approach path and ensure that there's a lot of space around the runway and emergency vehicles on standby. You've got a much higher chance of autoland getting you safely down than a random passenger, unless there happens to be an off-duty airline pilot in the back, or an air force pilot who's used to flying large bombers or transport planes.

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    5. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      humans don't generally have experience with those situations either.

      While yes it may be possible that a human pilot can make some lucky guesses or instinctively come up with the right solution or even cook-up some desperate out of the box move that saves the day its not all together likely. "Hey I could land this tub on the Hudson river" does happen sometimes though we must admit.

      Still the grater likely hood I think is a human panics and makes the problem worse, turning a recoverable situation into an unrecoverable one. I am not an expert here but even experienced pilots in small plans have done things like fly strait into the ground when the lose visibility etc after being blown around they start to see things, and their sense of orientation goes.

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    6. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I agree that humans can sometimes panic and not make the best choices but I'd argue that this is why you want a combination of human and computer. If the computer knows what is happening and how to fix it then it should communicate it to the pilot (assuming there is time) so the pilot does not panic. For the Hudson river situations where there is either no pre-programmed situation or what there is is clearly not going to work the pilot can use his/her ingenuity and come up with something better.

      This way you get the strengths of both human and computer rather than just having one or the other by themselves.

    7. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mythbusters did fine landing a plane with instructions from the ground.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2007_season)#Talked_into_Landing

      Certainly seems, as their conclusion was, plausible. May not work all the time though.

    8. Re:landing difficult, flying easy until something by photo+pilot · · Score: 1

      BS. I know of a couple private pilots that got to play in the sim and the outcome wasn't too bad.

  57. TSA Is Obama's Gay Love Child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama-boy has his Gay Lover cuming to TSA thanks to Congress.

    The TSA DC employees should don Body Condoms for the Inaugural 21 Gun Salute.

    The real answer to TSA DC is to apply a W88 (from Kirkland AFB) on a MX (North Dakota) with DC as ground-zero target and
    explode the pre-primaries at 800 m asl and the "Bad Boy" at 500 m asl.

    Well Yes. In order to kill TSA DC employees a LOT of DC citizens (Northern Virginia and Maryland) will need to be vaporized.

    Tough Tittie Yanks.

    1. Re:TSA Is Obama's Gay Love Child by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      TSA was put in place under Bush. Just a reminder.

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  58. Not a chance by jodido · · Score: 1

    There is zero chance that Congress or the White House will withhold as much as a penny from TSA. As soon as someone says "do you want the terrorists to win?" the GAO and everyone else will collapse.

  59. Airplanes are fragile, and need security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airplanes are easy to kill lots of people with a small bomb. A backpack bomb can kill ~20-30 people on a bus, or a high speed train. Islamist terrorists did both in London, and in Madrid. Hell, in Madrid, 191 people were killed by 10 bombs on 4 trains. A single backpack bomb can damage a 737 enough to kill all 160 people on it. A 737 can be traveling 500+ mph, at 35,000 feet in the air, with 10+ tons of combustable fuel, and only ~200 kg of structural material per person.

    So, yes, light, weak airplanes should be subject to security, in order to reduce fuel consumption. Buses and trains are strong, and do not need over zealous security.

    In conclusion, isn't it time America got some high speed rail?

  60. Ignobel Prize by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, a much simpler solution might be a trap door in front of the door...

    I believe you were joking but look at the 2013 winner of the Ignobel prize for safety engineering.

    1. Re:Ignobel Prize by torsmo · · Score: 1

      You thought that was crazy?

      Peace: Alexander Lukashenko, president of Belarus, for making it illegal to applaud in public, AND to the Belarus State Police, for arresting a one-armed man for applauding.

    2. Re:Ignobel Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An oceanic flight will make retrieval a real pain...not that I disapprove.

    3. Re:Ignobel Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn that sounds AWESOME!

    4. Re:Ignobel Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have linked to the actual source. Wikipedia has a copy of the information, but the original source is often better.

    5. Re:Ignobel Prize by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, they clearly heard the sound of one hand clapping. ;-)

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  61. How to measure the effectiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the effectiveness really measured by how many people you catch in the process of the crime/attack etc.?

    If that would be the right measurement, the security procedures employed by banks are a waste of a LOT of money. If you calculate how much money is spent on that security, in comparison to how many banks are robbed or attempted to be, then this large investments become quite ludicrous. Even if all attempted robberies would go through, the amount of money lost there would probably only amount to a very very very tiny amount compared to the expenses now made for all the security (building, personal, lost in productivity etc.)

    The point to make here: The number of attempts of bank robberies are reduced, because there are visible measures taken. The effectiveness of these measures are higher, the higher the public opinion is about the "effectivness" and doesn't really depend on the real effectiveness.

  62. defund and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Step 1. Defund TSA
    Step 2. Terrorist attack 2015
    Step 3. Blame Obama
    Step 4. Republicans/Tea Party for 8 years.

  63. try it, I have. Autoland okay in no wind but fog by raymorris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Autoland is useful when there's little flying to be done because there's little to no wind, little traffic, an uncomplicated approach, but the pilot can't see. That's when radar based systems have the advantage, when visibility is poor.

    I've landed a plane a few times, with help from my instructor. You read Wikipedia. You go land a few and then come back and tell us about it.

  64. Re:try it, I have. Autoland okay in no wind but fo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I've only landed Cessnas, but it's easy. Line it up, get the right approach (easier with a computer than by eye, especially for the beginner), and wait until you hit the ground to apply the brakes. Flare at the end more comfortable, but not required.

  65. Re:Israel's airlines globally recognized as safest by Ly4 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why do you think the Israeli method is cheaper? They spend about 10 times as much per passenger as we do:
    http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/01/07/would_you_pay_25_for_71_seconds_of_scrutiny_in_an_airport

  66. ps if you're a commercial pilot by raymorris · · Score: 1

    PS, if by chance you ARE a commercial pilot, I would defer to your expertise. My comments are based on primarily on performing a few landings myself and some knowledge of accident rates, reinforced by experience in realistic simulators and flying models.

  67. That's No Gatorade by billstewart · · Score: 2

    They're not banning gatorade because it's dangerous - they're banning it because there are liquid explosives that you can dye unnaturally fluorescent colors and carry in a Gatorade bottle.

    On the other hand, even pre-9/11 you couldn't bring an open beer onto a plane at most airports, because the US has silly laws about such things. Even though there's a bar in the airport right across from your gate, that'll give you your beer in a to-go cup so you can drink it at the gate while waiting for your plane.

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    1. Re:That's No Gatorade by wagnerrp · · Score: 2

      No sir. This McDonalds cup is full of coke, not beer. No no no, not that kind of coke...

    2. Re:That's No Gatorade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the ban on bringing open beers onto planes in the past was in place not for legal reasons, but for the same reason you can't bring outside beverages into any establishment that makes money by selling them. Hell, I have been told that I couldn't bring a bottle of water on board and would have to wait until beverage service began, and that was back in the 80s.

  68. Mission Accomplished! by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yup. They don't have to catch criminals and terrorists significantly more often than chance, and even catching them less often than chance is just fine, as long as most people submit to the bullies and they can beat up the ones who don't. (Occasionally they fail, like the other week when some loser decided to shoot up the TSA because he had a problem with authority.)

    I'm skeptical about the "scientific study", though, because TSA is almost never actually dealing with terrorists; they're much more likely to be dealing with people who are carrying politically incorrect plants and pharmaceuticals, or reading politically incorrect books, or worrying about the TSA thugs rooting through the underwear in their carryon bags.

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    1. Re:Mission Accomplished! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they get something to crow about on the news once every couple years the general populace along with our politicians will say, "Mission Accomplished".

    2. Re:Mission Accomplished! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      worrying about the TSA thugs rooting through the underwear in their carryon bags

      Or just tearing up the boxes of your Christmas gifts in your checked luggage, then packing them back incorrectly. I can see a legit reason someone might want to search bags, but fucking do it in front of me, so I can pack it back correctly.

    3. Re:Mission Accomplished! by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      worrying about the TSA thugs rooting through the underwear in their carryon bags

      Or just tearing up the boxes of your Christmas gifts in your checked luggage, then packing them back incorrectly. I can see a legit reason someone might want to search bags, but fucking do it in front of me, so I can pack it back correctly.

      or grabbing my nut sack. i hate it when they do that. it's like mandatory legalized sexual assault, just to prove again that they are in charge. you and I would go to jail for doing that.

  69. Wrong department name on slashdot by BACbKA · · Score: 1

    Should have been from the security-theater-tickets-proven-expensive dept.

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  70. Because they get something for ther money. by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 2

    Our method doesn't work any better than flipping a coin, so ALL of our money is wasted. Any method that works better is therefore cheaper lol.

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  71. Re:This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusiv by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Scales fine. 50:10,000 flights, $90,000,000 per year:45,000,000,000 per year. Cost for screening taken from your link. $45 billion isn't that much, compared to the cost of going after Iraq and Afghanistan. Yes, even $45,000,000,000 per year. But it doesn't matter. Even if it was funded to that level, we'd still screw it up. The simple point is that it does scale, and not that poorly.

  72. Re:try it, I have. Autoland okay in no wind but fo by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

    Autoland does just fine with windy conditions. IIRC (and this may have changed) the 777 is/was certified for a higher crosswind component with autoland enabled than under manual control.

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  73. Re:try it, I have. Autoland okay in no wind but fo by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

    (not an armchair pilot here either - commercial multi engine rated).

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  74. It wasn't on purpose believe me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So since TSA has been around I've accidently gone through with knives, a couple of spare .22 bullets and a fully packed aluminum pot grinder. None of them I intended on taking through and not once did they detect anything or stop me.

    So whats the point?

  75. Re:i wish you could read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of that discussion relates to TSA's attempt to implement behavioral detection in limited markets. The sections quoted describe TSA's failure even to design studies capable of evaluating their effectiveness. None of that discussion relates to TSA's widespread use of metal detectors, backscatter or millimeter, automated background checks, shoe shoe removal.

    So, I think GP's interpretation stands: This is not about failure of TSA's current procedures, but about failure of their proposed 'next generation' procedures. So, TSA has (probably) failed to train mind readers. Color me surprised, but I guess "Lie to Me" was more fiction than documentary

  76. 20/20 hindsight and bias by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Humans are pretty good at noticing anyone that looks or acts different. We are social animals and this type of observation provides all kinds of useful information in all kinds of contexts. My guess is this capability was heavily selected for all down our primate lineage.

    The problems here are two. The first is that looking or acting slightly strange in a situation ( air travel ) that is common and normal for some, stressful and foreign for others and somewhere in between for the majority isn't necessarily as good an indicator of malicious intent as it is of who is going to need help filing out the gate check slip for the luggage.

    The second is hindsight bias, everyone who does have some malicious intent gave some indicator, if you look hard enough after the fact. That indicator is probably imaginary and meaningless. You get a bunch of people saying "you know the underwear bomber guy did kinds shuffle funny when he walked". So now you get a bunch of agents standing around watching how everyone walks, the next guy they see shuffling though is just in uncomfortable shoes.

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  77. Worse than chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So almost half of the TSA behavioral indicators were *negatively* correlated with risk - more than those positively correlated with risk. What kind of 'science' did they use to develop TSA screening?!

    "Specifically, the validation study reported that 14 of
    the 41 SPOT behavioral indicators were positively and significantly
    related, and we found that 18 of the 41 behavioral indicators were
    positively and significantly related. However, the findings regarding
    negatively and significantly related SPOT indicators were not consistent
    between the analyses we conducted and the validation study.
    Specifically, we found that 20 of the 41 behavioral indicators were
    negatively and significantly related to one or more of the study outcomes
    (see app. II). That is, we identified 20 SPOT behavioral indicators that
    were more commonly associated with passengers who were not identified
    as high-risk passengers than with passengers who were identified as
    high-risk passengers." (page 49)

  78. Thee is no way the TSA has any hope of efficacy by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    (1) They hire idiots
    (2) They tools they have won't find shit

    Ist, I've flown a bit lately, and lets be honest, abusive and uneducated are the only words I have for TSA. Just assholes with a uniform there to make your life miserable, not to make people safe, but to make people "feel" safe. A prison cell with a locked door is pretty safe too.

    2nd, none of the toys and scanners they have can find anything they are looking for because they really don't understand them or their use.

    Welcome to the police state where abuse of citizens means an effective police force.

  79. Re:Yep, put *this* gov't in charge of health care by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair, the TSA was not created to catch terrorists, it was created to prevent terrorist attacks. And it does that, like nothing would.

    That's not true. I bought a terrorist prevention rock right after 9/11, and ever since then, there hasn't been a terrorist attack.

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  80. Re:try it, I have. Autoland okay in no wind but fo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because an activity is hard for a human, that doesn't translate to being too hard for a computer. There are plenty of things that computers can do much better than humans, and of course a number of things humans can do much better than computers. To have a point you need to explain why landing a plane is too difficult for a computer (with appropriate sensors and programming) to be feasible as a human replacement.

  81. Political Correctness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be prepared to bet that a major factor that cripples their effectiveness is political correctness.

    Young, muslim, male, arabs are the ones most likely to be bombers but for the sake of political correctness they have to make up the numbers by frisking old grannies.

  82. Cut the budget and stick to bomb-checks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say reduce the budget significantly and stick to x-rays on carry-ons. I don't mind a security for air travel but it's not being done in an appropriate way. Cut the budget down and stick to the bomb checks. No more of this toothpaste and Acqua di Gio disposal business.

  83. Repeat story? (2010 TSA blog post) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://blog.tsa.gov/2010/05/tsa-spot-program-still-going-strong.html

    This TSA blog post from 2010 makes this old news, which is to be expected with the TSA, IMO.

  84. no profiling. what did you expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its a people problem not a tech problem...
    if someone looks suspicious you track them
    i wounder how it compares with the israli airline screening... they have real guns

  85. Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just flew a few days ago, and overheard two screeners talking as one relieved the other. While one was handing over a boarding pass scanner and an explosive scanner (the cloth patch type) to the second one, I overheard "I don't know how to use that." Followed by "Don't worry about it, just do what I do, just stand there and scan people's boarding pass."

    It didn't give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  86. Re:This was supposed to make the TSA less intrusiv by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the BDO's were not allowed to use all the same techniques, like racial profiling, that they use in Israel. It didn't say in the report.

  87. Re:Israel's airlines globally recognized as safest by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    Why do you think the Israeli method is cheaper? They spend about 10 times as much per passenger as we do:
    http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/01/07/would_you_pay_25_for_71_seconds_of_scrutiny_in_an_airport

    Which still only amounts to 76 dollars per trip for real security instead of security theater according to your link.

    I bet a lot of people would pay 76 dollars extra to get through the line faster and without having to endure all the new crap. Get to bring full bottles of shampoo or bring your drink on the plane, leave your belt and shoes on, don't have to be seen naked with the new xray machine or be groped, etc..

  88. So in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GAO doesn't want TSA to have more money unless it abuses people even more.