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Skydiving Accident Leaves Security Guru Cedric 'Sid' Blancher Dead At 37

An anonymous reader points out The Register's report that Wi-Fi security expert Cédric 'Sid' Blancher has died as the result of a skydiving accident. "Among other things, the 37-year-old Blancher was a sought-after speaker on WiFi security, and in 2005 published a Python-based WiFi traffic injection tool called Wifitap. In 2006, while working for the EADS Corporate Research centre, he also put together a paper on how to exploit Skype to act as a botnet." Some of Blancher's skydiving videos are posted to Vimeo; clearly, it's something he was passionate about.

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  1. Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Secure your common sense. Don't skydive.

    1. Re: Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How many people die while skydiving compared to driving?

    2. Re: Security 101 by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Skydiving is 7 micromorts per jump. That's equivalent to travlling 1600 miles by car.

      Source

    3. Re: Security 101 by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      the correct question would be how many people die while skydiving compared to those who jump out of their vehicle at 120 MPH?

    4. Re: Security 101 by greenbird · · Score: 1

      Skydiving is 7 micromorts per jump. That's equivalent to travlling 1600 miles by car.

      That's really a distortion of how dangerous skydiving is. The vast majority of skydiving deaths aren't really accidents but rather someone doing something stupid under a perfectly good canopy. If you don't do hook turns on a 3:1 loaded canopy you're much less likely to get killed.

      Hmmm...thinking about I guess you can say the same thing about driving also. With the caveat that a collision driving is much more likely to gather in someone not doing something stupid than in skydiving.

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    5. Re: Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They typically don't die while skydiving. It's right after they stop skydiving.

    6. Re: Security 101 by Creepy · · Score: 2

      While that may be a useful measurement for scientists, it isn't a very useful measurement for humans - a better one is about 1 in 142000 jumps (2010 numbers).

      This is probably why one of my life insurance specifically prohibits skydiving and hang gliding (my work one has no prohibitions, but pays less money). It also prohibits SCUBA diving over (under?) 150ft, but I only recreational dive (less than 110ft).

    7. Re: Security 101 by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's really a distortion of how dangerous skydiving is. The vast majority of skydiving deaths aren't really accidents but rather someone doing something stupid under a perfectly good canopy.

      I don't see the distortion -- deaths caused by stupidity are just a real as any other kind of death. In that case, the risk is that you'll make a bad decision, rather than a risk of equipment failure, but it's still a risk.

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    8. Re: Security 101 by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If you don't do something stupid, like drive while tired or intoxicated, your chances of a car crash a lowered too.
      What's your point?

    9. Re: Security 101 by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should call it "Ground Splatting" instead.

    10. Re:Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've been a skydiving instructor for 17 years. No accidents involving me or anyone under me.

      Life without a little danger isn't a life at all.

    11. Re: Security 101 by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Your insurance probably doesn't *forbid* you to skydive, do deep SCUBA dives, or ride sports motorcycles, it just says if you die while doing one of those things they won't pay, right?

      Like my father said, while I was in college - if I go skydiving, I'm risking his investment, and he'd cut me off from the portion I was borrowing from him. He was an engineer, designing systems for the nuclear missile throwing subs, with a deeply ingrained habit of weighing cost/benefit.

    12. Re: Security 101 by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      7 micromorts = 7/1000000 change of mortality = 1 in 142,857.

      Same number, different unit.

    13. Re: Security 101 by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      indeed, most car accidents are caused by one or more stupid actions

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    14. Re: Security 101 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Given you do the action as safely as possible, what is your chance of dying? That's the inherent risk. The chance that you'll be driving as safely as possible for the time and conditions, and a tire from a crash on the other side of the road strikes you without any ability to react. Not the chance that you'll "accidentally" accelerate into a wall, with a suicide note at home and a recent life insurance policy taken out (that won't pay anyway).

      I want to know how much risk the activity has, and how much risk I have when when doing it as a novice or emotional being. They are separate issues, and yes, they do matter.

    15. Re: Security 101 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Correct. 99% (or more) crashes are preventable. The Hindenburg isn't necessarily "preventable". The cause was never definitively proven, and even if hydrogen made the crash worse, it may not have been related to the cause.

      Titanic was a negligent act, not an "accident". "Accident" implies unforseeable. A good watch, quick reactions, and the Titanic wouldn't have sunk.

    16. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      skydiving isn't dangerous at all, especially compared with some other pastimes such as fishing - people die as a result of falling in ponds, lakes and rivers or getting washed out to sea every day, belting themselves in the head with lead weights on a bad cast (or someone else's bad cast), or from exposure. There is practically NO safety equipment used in fishing. Skydiving? You got five point chute restraints, quadruple-checking open chutes, packing your own pack, cinching your own belts, cinching your buddy's belts, him cinching your belts, checking and rechecking. At any point, damaged gear is extremely likely to be spotted. In ten years I can think of maybe five incidents where equipment failure has resulted in the death of a skydiver, and still less than a dozen where someone doing something amazingly stupid like releasing the canopy early (as you'd have a QR buckle in a HALO water landing setup) has met similar results. Fishing? Doesn't even need for equipment to fail.

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    17. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Hindenberg: avoidable. Hydrogen filled envelope?? Even back then they knew the stuff was explosively flammable (yet they still had a smoking room in the gondola), my thinking is that the grounding cable wasn't properly secured. Spark. Bang. Oh, the humanity!
      Titanic: avoidable. Though nobody can say for certain, I don't think the lookout was paying full attention to his duty.

      Next?

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    18. Re: Security 101 by c0lo · · Score: 2

      Skydiving is 7 micromorts per jump. That's equivalent to travlling 1600 miles by car.

      Source

      Or:
      * (at an age of 37) twice as risky as getting out of bed in any given morning;
      * 7 times less risky than giving birth in Sweden or 24 times less risky than giving birth in USA

      (umm... looking at the numbers above and speaking for myself, I'd choose skydiving over giving birth at any time... of course, being a male does bear a trace of influence on the decision...)

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    19. Re: Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Titanic: Over-confident owner and captain forgoing safety while attempting to break speed record for personal aggrandizement.

    20. Re: Security 101 by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

      References? I find it hard to believe as I hear about skydiving accidents far more than fishing but far more people fish than skydive. How many micromorts is fishing? Also a pond vs the ocean is going to make a huge difference.

    21. Re: Security 101 by skegg · · Score: 2

      Also: driving is usually necessary, skydiving rarely is.

    22. Re: Security 101 by greenbird · · Score: 1

      the risk is that you'll make a bad decision

      There is a huge difference between making a bad decision and something like doing hook turns with a high loaded canopy. To put it in terms you might be able to better relate to it's like the difference between driving a normal car reasonable close to the speed limit and riding 100 mph doing wheelies splitting lanes on a rice rocket. Surely you'll agree actions like that greatly increase your chance of death.

      The thing with skydiving is a much higher percentage of the people are the ones riding 100 mph doing wheelies splitting lanes. This greatly distorts the statistical calculations of the risk of death for the guy that's just out there doing speed stars and landing like a sane person.

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    23. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      "Fatal fishing accidents" on Google returns 18 million hits. Start there.

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    24. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      "fatal fishing accidents" on google returns 18,000,000 hits. Good place for you to start...

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    25. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      yeah, that might have had a lot to do with the aftermath...

      "Oh noes, duh eisberg maked hole! We iz zinkin!"

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    26. Re: Security 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      " from things that are either illegal (base jumping)"

      WHOA! - B.A.S.E. jumping is NOT illegal - not everywhere, at least. As a matter of fact, in Twin Falls, Idaho, they let you jump off one of their bridges (Perrine bridge, over the Snake river) pretty much any time you want to. It's a big draw to their city.

    27. Re: Security 101 by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      I read that the rate of serious skydiving accidents (often fatal but not always) was 1:5000 jumps for experienced skydivers. Some of them are probably less careful than others.

      But that's still pretty high. About the same as the broken leg/blow acl for skiers (about 1:6000).

      Less people sky dive. Basically every skiing day- multiple people come down on stretchers with ruined knees and legs. You can mitigate that- but a friend had her knee blown when a reckless hot shot blindsided her.

      Of course--- I'd consider just about the safest thing you could do to be exiting a toll booth stop and someone died here last friday. The dump truck to their left took a 90 degree right turn, smashed them into the barricade and their gas tank exploded. That set off the dump truck fuel which burned for hours. They are speculating the dump truck driver had a heart attack as he exited the toll booth.

      So if your number is up...

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    28. Re: Security 101 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that it applies to both, skydiving and driving a car: If you're acting responsibly and sensibly, the chance of fucking up is minimal and limited to accidents beyond your control.

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    29. Re:Security 101 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's like a doctor saying that none of his patients can complain about his treatment.

      Dead men don't talk.

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    30. Re: Security 101 by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's sensible to jump from an airplane?

      the point was that accidents and fucking up are counted into the morts, traffic suicides probably as well. but you're not deciding to fuck up. if you have an accident that has you fucking up your driving due to factor xyz and ending with you on the telephone pole.. it's not that likely that you decided to do it.

      anyhow - driving where? everytime I ride as passenger here in Thailand I feel like skyjumping levels of risk :D and the local stats back that up. were I the one in control of the bike I would feel like skyjumping with a parachute that I put into the bag(I have no fucking idea how to bag a chute).

      videoing skyjumping might have an increased risk profile though? doing it as a showoff I mean.

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    31. Re: Security 101 by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      Or: * (at an age of 37) twice as risky as getting out of bed in any given morning;

      That's why I wake up in the afternoon.

    32. Re: Security 101 by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      He pointed out, correctly, that the overwhelming majority of traffic accient deaths come from things that are either illegal (impaired driving, speeding) or ill-advised (distracted driving).

      FTFY.

      The Pareto principle applies to both driving and skydiving (and pretty much everything else).

    33. Re: Security 101 by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      The Titanic a speed record? There were three of them, Olympic, Titanic, Gigantic-Britanic because they could not make it in one week. As opposed to the Mauretania, Lusitania

    34. Re: Security 101 by kimhanse · · Score: 1

      How will you justify that comment when it's no longer true.

      He won't have to when he is dead.

    35. Re: Security 101 by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      People doing dumb things always skew the average downwards, the less idiotproof the activity the greater the skew. The stats on riding a motorcycle suffer heavily from this effect.

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    36. Re: Security 101 by tibit · · Score: 1

      That's not investment unless he'd expect you to support him financially after you graduate.

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    37. Re: Security 101 by mspohr · · Score: 2

      I think I read somewhere (citation needed) that some sports such as hang gliding and sky diving have a "negative learning curve" where people take more risks and they become more dangerous over time.
      That could be what happened here.

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    38. Re: Security 101 by mspohr · · Score: 2

      But... how many of these were fatal to the fish vs fatal to the fisherman?

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    39. Re: Security 101 by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Really? You think investments have to pay off financially or with remuneration in material goods?

      My wife and I invested in several kids in our city who were doing well in school, but unlikely to make it to college, by mentoring them, helping them get accepted to good schools (including taking them on multi-city tours of campuses), and funding accounts for last-dollar expenses.

      Our investment paid off handsomely; those kids are very productive members of society, and my wife and I are better people.

      Maybe you should rethink your investment strategy. :-)

    40. Re: Security 101 by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "He was an engineer, designing systems for the nuclear missile throwing subs, with a deeply ingrained habit of weighing cost/benefit."
      Trebuchets on subs? Are you sure it's ok to talk about state secrets?

    41. Re: Security 101 by tibit · · Score: 1

      So, obviously if one of them dies in a random accident, you've lost your investment, right? That's why one can't use a word investment here. It simply doesn't work, unless you're literally putting a dollar value on human life, happiness and whatnot. Not every cool thing you do is an investment, nor can it be thought of as being one, even if it costs you real money.

      Going back to your dad: to support his position, one'd need to support a zero-sum stance where one says "either I support your low-risk lifestyle in college, or I get to pay some other kid, or maybe even myself". I think that's going full-retard.

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    42. Re:Security 101 by operagost · · Score: 1

      Chance of dying in a car accident, per 10,000 miles: 1 in 6,000.

      Chance of dying in a jump: 1 in 1,000,000.

      Source: http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/skydiving8.htm

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    43. Re: Security 101 by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      It's the "I know what I'm doing" area. Once you get to about 100 jumps, 100 dives, then you think you're getting the hang of it and you know what the risks are and that you can mitigate them.

      If you live through that 100-200 Dead Man's Area, then you'll realize that you have no idea what's going on and reign it in effectively.

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    44. Re: Security 101 by greenbird · · Score: 1

      It's the "I know what I'm doing" area. Once you get to about 100 jumps, 100 dives, then you think you're getting the hang of it and you know what the risks are and that you can mitigate them.

      That combined with skydiving tends to attract a rather risk craving type of crowd. I watched a guy do a hook turn on a tiny canopy and came out where he had to pull his legs up and his ass was less than a foot above the ground as he skimmed by at what had to be a good 40 mph.

      He grounded himself for 2 weeks. He had over 1000 jumps.

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    45. Re: Security 101 by greenbird · · Score: 1

      Statistics are statistics.

      They sure are. The more churches there are per square mile the more murders there are per square mile.

      They just don't always say what people represent them to say.

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    46. Re: Security 101 by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It is if he was expecting not to have to spend his twilight years looking after a drooling raspberry.

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    47. Re: Security 101 by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      You're way off the reservation. Your accident scenario is just ridiculous. Claiming a zero-sum stance with my father is just beyond weird.

      I put forward resources; money, time, thought. I benefited from what I learned, and the world is a slightly better place. If you can't conceive that's an investment, I think you've missed the point of being human. But hey, if that floats your boat, enjoy.

    48. Re: Security 101 by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the missiles are ejected from the sub before the engine fires, so that term is appropriate, in addition to the common usage of "throwing" to refer to launching missiles.

      Or were you just plain trolling?

    49. Re: Security 101 by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure micromorts scale linearly like you've done here. But if so, you should be fair about it: 7 micromorts is equivalent to drinking 3.5L of wine.

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    50. Re: Security 101 by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Skydiving is 7 micromorts per jump. That's equivalent to travlling 1600 miles by car.

      Source

      For perspective, the average US driver travels 16,500 miles per year. So if you jump from a plane 10 times a year, you are just as likely to die in your car then by falling from the sky. And if you only jump a couple of times in your life, then the risk is far less then the average traveller in a vehicle.

      So anyone who claims the reason they do not skydive because of the danger, needs to admit to themselves that it is actually because they are scared.

    51. Re: Security 101 by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

      Well, extrapolating on your logic: "fatal car accidents" returns 65,200,000 hits, and since sky diving is more dangerous (7 micromorts per jump) than driving a car (1 micromort per 230 miles driven), and "fatal skydiving accidents"only returns 108,000 hits one might conclude the less hits returned the more dangerous the activity, and thus, fishing is safer than skydiving.

    52. Re: Security 101 by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      ok. HOW do you come to that conclusion??

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  2. That's a shame by msobkow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's a shame. To go so young.

    But I never have understood the sanity behind jumping out of a perfectly good plane. :(

    A friend of mine was into sky diving years ago. Everyone warned him he was taking crazy risks and he'd die some time.

    But in the end, he died flat on his back under a car that slipped from the jacks. Life can be so ironic...

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    1. Re:That's a shame by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 2

      Perhaps if you survive things which are perceived as very dangerous, your risk awareness is skewed?

    2. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I've been skydiving exactly once...

      It was on my bucket list, wanted to try it to see what all the fuss was about.

      I've had many amazing experiences in life. Getting married, the birth of my children, flying solo for the first time (in a helicopter with the doors off, quite an experience!).

      About the only thing that compares... the birth of my first child... that is first on the list, skydiving would be second... above everything else...

      There is simply nothing I can say to anyone who hasn't done it... stepping out of an airplane at 13,500 feet above the ground, parachute on your back, nothing but you, the sky, and God.

      Well, ok, the pair of instructors with you, one per side. I did the accelerated free fall option, so I had my own chute, they fall with you to 5,000 ft, then you open and spend about 4 minutes by yourself under canopy (they fall another 1,000 ft to make sure your chute opens cleanly, then they open their own.)

      I understand it, it is amazing, and I never need to do it again. :)

    3. Re:That's a shame by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I expect it depends a lot on your physiology/psychology. I don't really get any kick at all out of extreme physical experiences, or anything material - and I've had lots of opportunity.

      Solving a complex mathematical problem is an immense thrill for me, however. Or figuring out a clever algorithm.

      Why yes, I am a nerd and a geek.

      World's good with all different sorts, though :).

    4. Re:That's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A friend of mine was into sky diving years ago. Everyone warned him he was taking crazy risks and he'd die some time.

      But in the end, he died flat on his back under a car that slipped from the jacks. Life can be so ironic...

      Steve Irving (aka the crocodile hunter) always said "if I ever die during recording something then people will just laugh and say "the crocs finally got him"". In the end he died during recording due to a freak accident involving a stingray. Supposedly they just bumped into each other by accident and the tail went strait though his chest. Life is neither fair or predictable.

    5. Re:That's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Former long time skydiver, former engineer and now a physician. Skydiving appears to be relatively dangerous and has a great range of risk profiles from about as safe as the average car ride to very dangerous (I looked the stats up before taking up the sport). From Blancher's videos, he appeared to have a relatively safer approach to the sport. The overwhelming risk is an collision with another jumper or against an object on the ground after a successful parachute deployment. Double parachute malfunctions are much 10^-6.

      Regarding perfectly good airplanes, I have never jumped out of one of those. They were usually pretty beat up...

      Blue skies, black death.

    6. Re:That's a shame by cold+fjord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've had lots of opportunity.

      The question is, did you act on the opportunity? Did you really climb, jump, shoot the rapids, or whatever the opportunity was for? Many people have opportunities, not all take them. Besides ...

      Nothing says a nerd and a geek
      can't also be an adrenaline freak.

      There are pleasures to be had from both intellectual achievement and testing one's physical courage.

      “There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result.” -- Winston Churchill

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    7. Re: That's a shame by alen · · Score: 1

      I went to airborne school in the us army
      Jumping out of an airplane is safer than driving

    8. Re:That's a shame by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Everyone warned him he was taking crazy risks and he'd die some time.

      Wonder what percentage of them were smokers...

    9. Re:That's a shame by gavron · · Score: 1

      I fly helicopters. With the doors off when it's hot. The first solo was... terrifying :)
      Now it's the greatest thrill in my life.

      Great post comparing the things that matter,

      E

    10. Re: That's a shame by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no, not if you count the number of deaths per 1000 trips.

    11. Re: That's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      People don't understand that most fatalities from skydiving involve stunts of some sort: hook turns, base jumping, wingsuits. The translation from the French article isn't all that great, but it looks like he was attempting a hook turn and didn't judge the distance well.

      People who just jump out of a plane, open their chute, and drift to the ground rarely perish.

    12. Re:That's a shame by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      You're off to meet your maker?

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    13. Re:That's a shame by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Probably not that ironic, he probably took stupid risks in the rest of his life as well, including how he set up those jacks.

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    14. Re:That's a shame by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      I could maybe do a helicopter doors off if I was strapped in... heavily.

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    15. Re:That's a shame by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      As Thom York said, "... gravity always wins".

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    16. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 1

      if you're no living life to the extreme you're a waste of space

      As matter of fact, most geniuses, scientists, professors are pretty rational, and they don't do anything stupid. Most of those who do are lightweights in the department of value to humankind. It's news (like this article) when these groups overlap.

      I, personally, despise thrill - I have no use for risk. I have better things to do.

    17. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is a troll? I don't know the circumstances of his death

      As far as I recall, this is exactly what killed him.

    18. Re:That's a shame by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Probably not that ironic, he probably took stupid risks in the rest of his life as well, including how he set up those jacks.

      Hello. Newly licensed n00b skydiver here.

      Non-skydivers tend to overestimate the risks associated with skydiving. It's certainly an activity that deserves respect. You can't ignore procedures, and you must pay attention to what you're doing. The same thing can be said for lots of things people do every day, such as driving a car. Get distracted by something that places your attention somewhere other than the road, and you can get you and others killed.

      Last year there were an estimated 3.1 million jumps in the US. Total number of fatalities was 19. I'm finding it kind of hard to get statistics on the number of deaths due to slipping jacks, but I wouldn't at all be surprised to find that the risk is comparable, if not higher. Or you can drive for ~1500 miles (not all at once), and you've just matched the death risk for one skydive.

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    19. Re:That's a shame by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      There are two types of helicopters. Those that have crashed and those that are going to. I have flown in a bunch of helicopters, often with the doors open. I like it. :)

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    20. Re:That's a shame by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 1

      There is simply nothing I can say to anyone who hasn't done it...

      I've made several hundred jumps myself. When asked to explain it, I refer to Charles Lindbergh who put it into words better than I ever could:

      "...when I decided that I too must pass through the experience of a parachute jump, life rose to a higher level, to a sort of exhilarated calmness. The thought of crawling out onto the struts and wires hundreds of feet above the earth, and then giving up even that tenuous hold of safety and of substance, left me a feeling of anticipation mixed with dread, of confidence restrained by caution, of courage salted through with fear. How tightly should one hold onto life? How loosely give it rein? What gain was there for such a risk? I would have to pay in money for hurling my body into space. There would be no crowd to watch and applaud my landing. Nor was there any scientific objective to be gained. No, there was deeper reason for wanting to jump, a desire I could not explain.

      It was that quality that led me into aviation in the first place — it was a love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty. It lay beyond the descriptive words of man — where immortality is touched through danger, where life meets death on equal plane; where man is more than man, and existence both supreme and valueless at the same instant."
      Charles A. Lindbergh, 'The Spirit of St Louis,' 1953

    21. Re: That's a shame by snowsnoot · · Score: 2

      Its Irwin not Irving you twadwaffle.. and yes he suffered one of the only ever recorded deaths caused by a sting ray ever. If it was going to happen to anyone it was gonna be him. A national hero and a pretty decent surfer too, zoo keeper uniform and all.

    22. Re:That's a shame by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I ever said that skydiving was over dangerous, but I still disagree with your statistics.

      All of those dives were either done by seasoned professionals, or in the company of them, and I would bet that most were done simply by the professionals themselves.

      Most drivers are horrible at driving, and most crashes involve really bad drivers.

      I would argue that Skydiving is likely orders of magnitude more dangerous than the statistics show, as the statistics are biased based on who actually goes skydiving.

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    23. Re:That's a shame by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Steve Irwin, not Steve Irving.

    24. Re: That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 1

      Its Irwin not Irving you twadwaffle

      Perhaps you wanted to reply to the AC who made this mistake. I do not correct other people's typos on Slashdot. Everyone understands who he was talking about.

    25. Re:That's a shame by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 2

      There is simply nothing I can say to anyone who hasn't done it... stepping out of an airplane at 13,500 feet above the ground, parachute on your back, nothing but you, the sky, and God

      If God was there, you could have tried it without the parachute.

    26. Re:That's a shame by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I've seen jack stands slip sideways under cars leaving the car to fall. Go one further and use something solid with a base wide enough that it's effectively impossible for it to tip over. Use a log, or some cinderblocks, or take off one of the car's wheels, even if you don't need to, or use an old wheel you have lying around and throw it under so that the car won't crush you even if it falls.

    27. Re: That's a shame by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      That calculation is completely flawed. You can't compare the lifetime chance of death for something that is done occasionally vs something that is done multiple times a day, and say that they are equally safe.

      In 100,000,000 miles traveled, at least a few million trips were made, vs. 150,000 jumps. Clearly, getting into a car and driving to a destination is an order of magnitude safer than jumping out of a plane.

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    28. Re:That's a shame by tragedy · · Score: 1

      You can jack up a car and then put the ramp under the car, then lower it until it rests on the ramp, or any other solid object that can support the weight of the car and is far more reliable than jacks or jackstands.

    29. Re: That's a shame by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      People don't understand that most fatalities from skydiving involve stunts of some sort: hook turns, base jumping, wingsuits.

      Not necessarily.

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    30. Re:That's a shame by uncqual · · Score: 1

      But I never have understood the sanity behind jumping out of a perfectly good plane. :(

      Given the condition of some of the jump planes I've jumped out of, jumping often seemed like a better option than landing with the plane - it probably wasn't statistically though. I've landed in small planes so few times (usually when the clouds were closing in and the pilot decided to abort the jump run before the hole in the clouds was gone as they were flying VFR) I always found it unnerving and felt much more comfortable landing under my canopy.

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    31. Re: That's a shame by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      For an equal probability you'd need to make 7.5 jumps per year, any more and Sky diving is higher risk

      source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromort

      Also, if the probability of death is purely random, you've got a 99.35% chance of dying if you jump 1200 times.

    32. Re:That's a shame by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      see, if he'd had the car on axle stands he'd've been fine.

      Whose incredibly stupid idea was it to work under a car supported by a jack??

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    33. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 1

      Your mundane, boring-ass existence. :-)

      You are making a mistake here, equating risk-taking with excitement and happiness. There are many people in this world who are much happier with a book in hand; who do not need to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. To each his own.

      Do you think Sir Richard Branson is a "lightweight in the department of value to humankind" because of his risky hobbies in the air and on the ocean?

      Nothing that Sir Richard Branson did so far affected my life, or life of millions of other people. If one day he builds a space elevator, I will be the first to say that he is one smart guy. But what should I laud him for today?

      You might get a chance to tell him so if you book a ride with Virgin Galactic into space.

      Only if that ride would be functional, and not just for entertainment of bored millionaires. Otherwise I would have to deify everyone who provides expensive entertainment to rich people (like safari, for example.) Call me when his actions really advance humanity.

      Do you ever drive more than 10 mph over the limit?

      No, I do not. What for? I drive with the speed of traffic, and in most cases it is just below 10 mph over the limit. I'm perfectly OK with letting other people to fly by in the left lane, only to be stopped by police a few miles down the road for a small contribution to municipal coffers.

    34. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Most of the time you're wearing a 4 point safety harness, but there actually are helicopters that you can fly with the doors off, with nothing but an automotive style seat belt.

      Not my first choice. :)

      I've never done full acrobatics in a helicopter (yes, some can), but I've had one 90 degrees over on its side, that's an experience. (AS350, it has a rigid rotor system so it can do it)

    35. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Funny...

      No, I would never tempt my maker that way. He gave us the invention of the parachute so that we'd use it.

      It rather reminds me of the guy who was in a house that was about to be flooded out, a rescue team came by and said, "quick, get in the Jeep, we'll save you". The man replied, "no, it's ok, God will take care of me".

      Then the flood waters rose, a boat came along, "quick, get in, we'll save you!". "No" the man replied, "God is with me".

      Then the house was almost covered by water, a helicopter came by, "quick, climb on, we'll save you!". "No, it's ok, God will save me", he replied.

      Then the water rose and he drowned.

      When he got to heaven and faced God, he said, "Lord, I've always been faithful, always held you in my heart, why didn't you save me?"

      The Lord replied, "I sent you a Jeep, a boat, and a helicopter, what more did you want?"

      God did protect me, he gave me a well designed parachute and good instructors to keep me safe.

    36. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 3, Funny

      A helicopter is just a collection of 10,000 parts traveling loosely in formation! :)

    37. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Nice quotes... :)

      Another favorite of mine is Richard Bach, Illusions remains one of my favorite books of all time.

      "When you have come to the edge of all the light you have
      And step into the darkness of the unknown
      Believe that one of the two will happen to you
      Either you'll find something solid to stand on
      Or you'll be taught how to fly!"
      Richard Bach

      "Bad things are not the worst things that an happen to us.
      NOTHING is the worst thing that can happen to us."
      Richard Bach

      "Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you"re alive it isn't."
      Richard Bach

      "Listen,' he said. 'It's important. We are all. Free. To do. Whatever. We want. To do."
      Richard Bach

    38. Re:That's a shame by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I replied because you called those activities "stupid", implied they were irrational, said you "despise" them (rather a strong emotion), and they are (in your mind) an indicator of people who provide little value to society. That's *hardly* the philosophy you claimed in your reply, "to each his own".

      And if it takes a space elevator for you to grudgingly admit Branson is a smart guy, you haven't been paying attention. If you think space tourism isn't going to advance space endeavors, you're just kidding yourself.

      And not driving more than 10 mph over the limit? Hmph, I'm sure.

    39. Re:That's a shame by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      I ever said that skydiving was over dangerous, but I still disagree with your statistics.

      Well, the implication I took from the way you worded it was, "this guy chooses to do this inherently dangerous activity, so we can assume he brought the same attitude of disregard to danger to every aspect of his life." I meant to point out that skydiving isn't as risky as most people assume, and therefore some very cautious people participate in the activity. I count myself in that group, I am in no way an adrenaline junkie. If that's not what you meant by it, I apologize for the misunderstanding.

      All of those dives were either done by seasoned professionals, or in the company of them, and I would bet that most were done simply by the professionals themselves.

      Well, I would agree most jumps were performed by seasoned divers, but it's very far from all, even when you exclude the tandem dives which I assume is what you mean when you say "in the company of [seasoned professionals]". You've got to start somewhere. I described myself as a n00b licensed diver for a reason. I have 50 jumps under my belt, and I'm very far from a pro. My landings need a lot of work, both in terms of accuracy and ability to land softly. I've never been in an emergency situation, so I don't have the experience that would allow me to handle one as quickly and smoothly as the seasoned guys. When I encounter my first malfunction, I'll have to rely on the training that I've received on the ground, and hope I execute emergency procedures promptly and correctly. I'm having difficulties maintaining the same fall rate as other people in my diving group, and tend to sink in relation to them the moment I start performing maneuvers (which can increase risk of a collision if they lose track of my location, or I lose track of theirs). There are lots of little things I'm not particularly proficient at, and therefore I stay away from diving with large groups and really doing anything I believe is currently outside my skill level.

      In fact, there's really no other way to learn how to skydive other than skydiving. Tandems are fun, but if you want to get licensed you go through ground training, then you get on a plane, and you jump with your own parachute. There are different training methods, but they all involve you landing your own parachute. Under static line, you get out of the plane by yourself, attached to a line that will automatically deploy your main. Then you land the chute by yourself with radio instructions. Under AFF, you get freefall time together with other instructors who are holding on to you, but not attached to you in any way. Once you open up, you're on your own, landing with radio assistance. There's also a chance you'll find yourself separated from your instructors and will have to deploy without them, and you're trained for that possibility. You'll also be trained for the possibility the radio doesn't work.

      Even with all of that inexperience, student deaths make for a very small proportion of those ~20 deaths a year. Most deaths are actually from people with thousands of jumps, because they're jumping highly loaded, high-performance parachutes, performing higher risk maneuvers such as swoop landings. If we're going back to the driving analogy, it's like saying that your race car drivers are under more risk driving at a race than the average driver is driving to work. The race car driver is much more experienced, and more highly proficient at driving, but he's also doing more dangerous things and taking additional risks.

      Most drivers are horrible at driving, and most crashes involve really bad drivers.

      I'm not sure why you would assume there isn't a similar spectrum of people skydiving. There are some people who skip on gear checks before they go out to dive, others that rush through putting their gear on and get inside the plane before they're finished strapping up. There are tons of people who downsize t

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    40. Re: That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Except, the probability of death isn't random, either in a car or in skydiving.

      It isn't zero, but you can moderate your risks in several ways, both in cars and jumping out of airplanes.

      And sometimes... stuff happens, to everyone, at some point... sometimes it is doing what you love, sometimes it is something stupid...

      Steve Fossett is a good example, there is someone who circled the Earth and a balloon, did a ton of other amazing things. What killed him? A simple easy airplane flight doing nothing special at all.

      Sometimes it is just your time to go, and sometimes God (or whomever you believe in) sticks his hand out and says, "not so fast, you're not done here yet").

      People survive when they shouldn't and die from things that shouldn't kill them.

      Welcome to life!

    41. Re: That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 5, Informative
      My skydiving instructor's name was Eddie, he was a very experienced guy (he sure looked it), he said that he had over 8,000 jumps in his logbook going back over several decades.

      In all that time, he has had to use his reserve chute 4 times, however all 4 uses were in the first 4,000 jumps, he hadn't had to use it in almost 20 years.

      His comment was that due to modern chute designs and modern safety practices, if you're just "jumping out of the plane, opening the chute, and landing", the odds of dying are very low. If you do stunts, formations, or fly a sport chute, your risk goes way up.

      He showed us a video of a reserve being used, we also carried an AAD (automatic activation device) and frankly, they have saved a lot of lives in skydiving.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_activation_device

      In short, depending on the model of course, but for a student, if you're falling more than 29 feet per second when you pass through 750 feet above the ground, it fires a wedge cutter that cuts the closing loop to the reserve chute, which is spring loaded so it will deploy even if you're upside down, tumbling, or whatever...

      It takes no more than 250 feet beyond that to fully open a student chute and 250 feet beyond that to fully arrest your sink rate to just a few feet per second, so even if you're completely passed out, you'll live.

      Over 1,000 people have had their lives saved via an AAD, and most jump zones require them for all jumpers.

    42. Re:That's a shame by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      It's true, pierced his heart, apparently they were recording at the time, his last movement was to pull the barb from his chest...then he was gone.

    43. Re:That's a shame by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 2

      Cinderblocks are a BAD thing to use, they can easily crush under the weight of a vehicle causing a sudden drop. steel wheels, wooden blocks yes.

    44. Re:That's a shame by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Helicopters are a triumph of engineering over common sense. :)

    45. Re:That's a shame by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      I don't really get any kick at all out of extreme physical experiences, or anything material - and I've had lots of opportunity.

      Solving a complex mathematical problem is an immense thrill for me, however. Or figuring out a clever algorithm.

      I feel exactly the same way when it comes to that sort of stuff. That still didn't stop me from going skydiving with a group of friends when we were given an opportunity.

      I definitely don't regret doing it, not so much for the thrill during the jump (I blacked out for a few seconds and had a bit of trouble walking after we landed due to the aftereffects of a terror fueled adrenalin crash), but for the ability to look back on it and say "wow, I did something that most people are completely terrified to do".

    46. Re:That's a shame by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      I was in the same situation... but without phone books... laid down a couple of old tires and tipped the car on it's side. problem solved

    47. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 2

      That's *hardly* the philosophy you claimed in your reply, "to each his own".

      There is not necessarily a contradiction here. Don't you know of an activity that you personally do not approve and do not perform, but - out of tolerance for views of others - allow others to participate in? I may think that it is stupid to climb mountains, or drive in circles for hours for no good reason, and it fits the dictionary entry as "pointless; worthless" - as long as you do not assign any worth to the endeavor. Of course, assigning worth is a personal issue - but so is my opinion, and yours, and everyone else's.

      they are (in your mind) an indicator of people who provide little value to society

      One can always skim through biographies of a few major scientists (Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Freeman Dyson, Lev Landau, Niels Bohr) and notice that they are not known for thrill-seeking behavior - outside of theoretical physics, at least :-) You can also go through the list of drivers in NASCAR, Indy and F-1 in hope to find anyone who was nominated for a Nobel Prize - or even who can tell right away what Nyquist-Shannon sampling theorem is about. Despite the fact that every one of them owns a cell phone.

      If you think space tourism isn't going to advance space endeavors, you're just kidding yourself.

      You can always strap a donkey to a cart instead of a horse to save money; but it won't be an advancement of transportation. The transportation was advanced not in evolutionary, but in revolutionary steps. Those steps did not directly follow one from another. But those spaceplanes are just rehashes of a concept that is already well understood and that is already at its theoretical limit. The most damning fact is that it is very expensive - and it's not going to be much less expensive in the future. Sure, you can sacrifice orbit height (to just touch the space,) and you can make it a suborbital hop, and you can save some energy on air launch... but those are just inconsequential improvements that have no bearing on the problem how to launch 10,000 tons of parts to Mars, or how to automatically assemble them into ten robotic TBMs and five plants that manufacture fuel (or something) for return of the expedition.

    48. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Airplanes soar gracefully through the air...

      Helicopters beat the air into submission...

    49. Re:That's a shame by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      He was taking crazy risks by being under a car that wasn't properly secured. Jacks fail, use jack stands under the axle. I can't do much more than change a tire and I know that rule.

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    50. Re:That's a shame by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      That's a shame. To go so young.

      But I never have understood the sanity behind jumping out of a perfectly good plane. :(

      If it weren't dangerous, they wouldn't do it, contrary what they may tell you. Ask their wives about the great sex after a dive, and you'll understand.

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    51. Re: That's a shame by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      People don't understand that most fatalities from skydiving involve stunts of some sort: hook turns, base jumping, wingsuits. The translation from the French article isn't all that great, but it looks like he was attempting a hook turn and didn't judge the distance well.

      People who just jump out of a plane, open their chute, and drift to the ground rarely perish.

      That's not enough for some people. They need that next greater rush. It's just like rock climbers that start by climbing in teams, then free climbing (no ropes), and then solo free climbing (no partners). Needless to say, at some point many of them just never come home after their last climb.

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    52. Re:That's a shame by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, the GP (like many of us) realised that the adrenaline rush was not enjoyable and had no emotional payoff. Why the hell would anyone sane take an unnecessary risk that they don't enjoy? You may look down on us for being 'boring', but we likewise consider boring. It holds no interest to us. But that doesn't mean we judge you for it. Doing something risky you enjoy? Fine. Doing something risky you don't enjoy? Irrational.

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    53. Re:That's a shame by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Last I followed the statistics, there were more people killed in plane crashes intending to jump out of the plane, than who died after having jumped out.

    54. Re:That's a shame by kanweg · · Score: 1

      "God did protect me, he gave me a well designed parachute and good instructors to keep me safe."

      God did design the parachute? It is in the bible? Wow, I must have missed that part.

      How about your boss saying to you at the end of the month: Well, that was one job well done! What is god's bank account number? I'll transfer his salary right away.

      Bert
      The maker you don't want to tempt outfitted you on the assembly line with the GULO gene. The gene is broken (a chunk is missing), as a result of which you can't synthesize vitamin C. It is like a car company taking the trouble of installing a broken airco into every car it produces. Makes sense.
      Oh, by the way. In primates the same chunk is missing. It is not that we share a common ancestor and your source of reference is completely off the mark. Oh no, the devil planted that gene to confuse us.

    55. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 1

      I'm almost absolutely positive that you've done nothing to improve anyone's life either

      It's not important who I am. I make no claims of being too smart. We are talking statistics here. The number of geniuses who have enriched humanity and at the same time engaged in risky sports is *already* very, very low, compared to the number of similar geniuses who refrained from, say, street racing, or bungee jumping. It's matter of public records, and I offered a few examples already. There are several causes of this effect.

      One of the simplest causes: reading books can make you smarter; but climbing mountains can make you only stronger. This would be a benefit only to a neanderthal society. Take Archimedes' Death Ray, for example (let's assume the legend is true. Technically, it does work.) Imagine two armies today: one is a high-tech US Army, and another belongs to Genghiz Khan, and is 10x larger, and each warrior is 10x stronger physically. Which army will win, on average?

    56. Re:That's a shame by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

      I half-expected this condescending post to end with "Do you even benchpress?".

    57. Re:That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      God did design the parachute?

      I'm sure you're fun at parties too, aren't you?

      We were endowed by our creator with the ability to design a parachute. I'd be rather foolish to jump out of a plane without one.

      Of course, we have the plane for the same reason.

      It reminds me of another one...

      A group of super-smart scientists go to God one day and say, "God, thanks for all the help and guidance you gave us along the way, but we've got it now, you can go."

      "Oh really?" Replies God? "You don't need me anymore?"

      "Nope, we have it figured out now, we can create anything, produce all the food we need, control the weather, heal the sick, stop war, we're all good now, we don't need you anymore." Replied the super-smart scientists.

      "Oh really, so you could turn water into wine, sand into bread?" Asks God.

      "Oh yes, watch..." Replied the super-smart scientist as he picks up a handful of sand.

      God interrupted him, "Ok, but get your own sand..."

    58. Re: That's a shame by Builder · · Score: 1

      His surname wasn't Pawlowski was it ?

    59. Re: That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      No, why?

      I'm in Texas, so no, if you're talking about the Ed Pawlowski that comes up in a Google search, not at all.

      Eddie looked like a 70's leftover, long hair and everything. He also looked like he had spent too much time falling out of airplanes, but he was a nice and friendly guy who came across as serious about the business of teaching.

      I sure don't think he was doing it for the money! :)

    60. Re:That's a shame by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I certainly wouldn't use the cinderblocks as the only method of support, but I wouldn't object to having some in addition to jacks+jackstands plus anything else that will stop the car from crushing you if anything else fails. I would imagine that the primary reason for cinderblocks to fail is that people put them under a part of the car where the pressure comes to a point. If you're using anything brittle, put some wood between it and the car, and use something else as well. If I don't have anything I feel I can 100% rely on, I always throw one of the car's wheels under the car.

    61. Re:That's a shame by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I certainly wouldn't rely on just cinderblocks, but I would certainly throw some under there as extra protection if I happened to have some lying around. If I don't have anything else completely reliable to use, I always put a wheel under the car.

    62. Re: That's a shame by dargaud · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you are talking about and you are also confusing your vocabulary. 'Free climbing' is climbing with hands and feet and a rope for protection. It is what most climbers do, as opposed to 'aid climbing' which is pulling on gear. 'Solo climbing' is simply being alone (no climbing partner) and can be done with or without rope. There are some big wall solo aid climbers and the risk is very low. 'Free soloers' are the guys in the commercials... or just about any other climber when you are on easy enough terrain.
      Few climbers actually like free soloing (I do); and also very few people die from free soloing. Accidents when rock climbing are usually due to falling rocks, errors during maneuvers (usually on rappels), bad anchors, tripping on trails on the way down... and car accidents when you drive back tired from a long day of climbing.

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    63. Re:That's a shame by Alioth · · Score: 1

      If you've ever seen a typical skydive jumpship, you'll understand that these are far from "perfectly good planes".

      They make the skydive jumpships scary enough that the skydivers would rather jump than land with the aircraft, but not quite scary enough that the pilot wants to do the same.

    64. Re:That's a shame by camperdave · · Score: 2

      The only reason helicopters fly is that they are so ugly the ground repels them.

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    65. Re: That's a shame by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      You are ignoring the reality that people drive far more often than they skydive.

      I was not ignoring it, I was addressing it head on. I believe that if it takes 100+ times of doing one thing vs. once of another thing to bring them into comparable death probabilities, then the thing you can do 100+ times is clearly safer.

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    66. Re:That's a shame by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As matter of fact, most geniuses, scientists, professors are pretty rational, and they don't do anything stupid.

      That depends very much on your perspective. To many people, spending your life behind a desk and not getting out and experiencing life, even the dangerous parts, is the stupid failure.

      I, personally, despise thrill - I have no use for risk. I have better things to do.

      I'm happy to let you mitigate your own level of risk, but the truth is that not only does your livelihood depend on risk (in our modern mercantilism, capitalism is reduced to a zero-sum or even negative-sum game, so someone must fail in order for someone to succeed) but life is risk. You could die tomorrow of a blood clot or what have you, sitting behind your desk.

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    67. Re:That's a shame by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Nice wall of text.

      Is that supposed to be a disparaging remark? It just comes across as, "I have poor attention span."

      None of it relevant.

      At least one paragraph was relevant to the very next point you're trying to make:

      The biggest difference is that when skydiving, doing one thing wrong one time is likely to result in serious injury or death, while you can do many, many things horribly, horribly wrong multiple times while driving and not actually get in a wreck.

      As I tried to explain in my "wall of text", I do many, many things wrong multiple times while skydiving every time I dive. Students are even worse. Like I said, there's only way to learn skydiving, and that's to dive. And nobody is going to be perfect without lots and lots of practice. Mistakes happen, and they happen often.

      And if you do, there are a lot of safety systems which can reduce or prevent injury, whereas with skydiving you're pretty much toast.

      The most common skydiving injury is a sprained ankle. There's lots of technology and lots of safety features built in to our rigs to help reduce and prevent injury as well. Things like the three-ring system to help you get rid of a malfunctioning canopy, the RSL to help automatically deploy your reserve if you can't locate the handle after you do a cutaway, the AAD to deploy your reserve if you're still in freefall at a low enough altitude, in case you're unconscious or otherwise can't get to your handles...

      There are also things likes helmets, which lots of people joke aren't helpful to skydivers, but the truth it, it's actually been helpful to me. Most injuries are going to happen under a good canopy, lots of them due to mistakes while landing. I've personally had a landing in which, after my feet hit the ground, I didn't exactly do a good PLF, and ended up with my head on the ground. I could have gotten hurt had I not been wearing it. Also made a really bad mistake exiting a Cessna 172 once, and saw the wheel come within an inch of my face. I didn't hit my head or helmet, but if I had, helmet would have been nice.

      The point is, people like me make tons of mistakes all the time, and they don't all end in us becoming "pretty much toast."

      Until a valid comparison is defined and agreed upon, argument is moot.

      Chances of dying per dive vs. chances of dying per mile driven is a perfectly good comparison. You just don't want facts to get in the way of your perception of the sport. You don't know anything about it, but you want to claim the first mistake you make once is going to get you killed. Buddy, if that were the case I'd be seeing so many deaths at the dropzone every weekend, it's not even funny. Instead I see people with scraped knees, sprained ankles, or completely fine and getting chewed out by the DZ personnel for doing something stupid that placed them and/or others in danger. You know, kind of like I hear people telling me all the stories of how the other moron driver cut them off on the way to work today and they barely avoided an accident.

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    68. Re:That's a shame by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Last I followed the statistics, there were more people killed in plane crashes intending to jump out of the plane, than who died after having jumped out.

      Hah. I don't know if that's true, but wouldn't surprise me that much. Every time I put my seat belt on the way up I make the realization that if something were to happen to the plane in the first 1,000 ft, not only would I not be able to jump out, but I wouldn't exactly be secured in place for that emergency landing. I'd be getting thrown around in a ~1 ft radius.

      I'll gladly include those deaths among skydiving risks. Skydivers are badly strapped in, the entire time they're on the plane is essentially the take-off, which is the most dangerous part of air travel, and there are things like the previous accident in which two planes with skydivers collided. You wouldn't be likely to see planes in close formation most times you fly, but if you're skydiving you might, if you're involved in big formations where not everybody fits in a single plane. So the type of flying increases the risk. Even including all of that, deaths are proportionally pretty rare.

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    69. Re:That's a shame by tibit · · Score: 1

      I have 10 ton jackstands, and for the life of me I wouldn't know how they could be unreliable. When the car is up on four of those jackstands, there's no reasonable way to tip the jackstands by merely interacting with the car. I've had two people try to push the car in various directions as hard as they could - nothing happened. It wouldn't budge, heck it seemed as if it was comparably glued to the ground. When the car is supported by the suspension, there's a lot of "give" and you can get it moving a bit. On the jackstands it's quite different.

      Sure, if you have crappy jackstands then it may not be quite safe.

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    70. Re:That's a shame by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Your points are valid, I agree with them. However, the GP says the people who *do* enjoy risky behaviors are stupid, irrational, and don't contribute much to society. That's very different.

    71. Re:That's a shame by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Since weight training is not a risky behavior, that would have been off-topic, and you are apparently ascribing attributes to me that are not warranted.

      I guess you *don't* think it's condescending of the GGP to call people who enjoy those activities stupid, irrational, and not contributors to society, which is why I responded in the first place. That's okay, just own it - there's very little risk in doing so.

    72. Re:That's a shame by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      You certainly do contradict yourself. You say "live and let live", yet you publicly call those people stupid, irrational, and that they contribute little to society. I really can't explain your own words to you any more clearly, so if you still don't get it, write one more justification, and we'll be done with this topic. You seem awfully invested in it; who are you trying to convince?

      Me, I genuinely feel a little sorry for you. You've shut yourself off from half of the human experience because you're too timid.

    73. Re:That's a shame by tftp · · Score: 1

      You certainly do contradict yourself. You say "live and let live", yet you publicly call those people stupid, irrational, and that they contribute little to society.

      I see where the confusion is. It appears that you define "let live" as "be silent about perceived flaws in actions of others." I define it as "do not interfere with individuals, but feel free to express your opinion about the behavior in general."

      Me, I genuinely feel a little sorry for you. You've shut yourself off from half of the human experience because you're too timid.

      I know that I haven't done many things that others did... but I don't want to do those things, and I am quite happy about it. I believe you haven't done some things that I did - and you would be also happy about that, if given the list. There is no need to experience "everything," otherwise you'd want to see the inside of a prison too, because it's also a part of human experience.

    74. Re:That's a shame by houghi · · Score: 1

      I jumped also once. I did not do the freefall. I jumped with a static line. One jump. No instructor that jumped with me. (one in the plane, one on the ground)
      Best experience in my life.

      Floating around alone is not something you can explain.

      During training, obviously we also talked about why people die. The reason is that they jump too often and it becomes routine. They told of one experienced jumper who jumped out of the plane without his parachute. Simply forgot to put it on in the plane.

      We also asked if there were any people who signed up, but did not jump. They told us that never happened, because those who pay are already committed. If not, they will find an excuse not to do it.

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    75. Re:That's a shame by El+Puerco+Loco · · Score: 1

      Fool! There's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.

    76. Re:That's a shame by operagost · · Score: 1

      I love that scurvy is the basis for your unbelief in God, when it really doesn't back up any more than your unbelief in creationism, at best.

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    77. Re:That's a shame by operagost · · Score: 1

      I leave the jack in place under the car, along with the jackstands, if possible.

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    78. Re: That's a shame by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Flying by yourself in a single engine plane you've only spent 40 hours flying in, over 4000m mountains is not "A simple easy airplane flight doing nothing special at all"

    79. Re: That's a shame by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes it is... I have thousands of hours of flight time. 40 hours in the type he was flying, with his experience, is enough.

    80. Re:That's a shame by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you think Sir Richard Branson is a "lightweight in the department of value to humankind" because of his risky hobbies in the air and on the ocean?

      That's ridiculous.

      He's a lightweight in the department of value to humankind for plenty of other reasons.

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    81. Re:That's a shame by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist [THUD]

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    82. Re:That's a shame by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Life is neither fair or predictable.

      Aussie here. If you're going to spend your life annoying dangerous animals, it's pretty predictable how you'll go out. If you spend your life sky-diving, same. They are big risks. Not saying Irwin annoyed the ray, but any normal person wouldn't be in waters around rays anyway. Not particularly surprising.

    83. Re:That's a shame by tragedy · · Score: 1

      The problem is usually the surface under the jackstands. Ashphalt, especially on a typical driveway, is not high quality stuff. In the right conditions, especially a nice hot summer's day, the corner of one of the jackstands can cut its way right into the driveway if it's sitting directly on it. I've also seen people use them on gravel driveways and plain old dirt. There's also what happens if the front of the car is jacked up and the rear wheels aren't blocked because someone assumed that their parking brakes work. Then there's the fact that the presumed hard point that is resting on the jackstand may actually be all rust and the stand may punch right through. It also may be able to slip off. I simply go by the maxim better safe than sorry (or dead) and make sure that I have something that the car's weight can't possibly crush under the car if I'm going to be under there.

      Sure, if you have crappy jackstands then it may not be quite safe.

      The vast majority of people who do have jackstands have crappy jackstands. Even the good professional ones with wider bases still have bases that are narrower than the maximum extension of the stand. If someone asks me to stick my head under their car then I insist on something better than just jack stands.

    84. Re: That's a shame by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      use real math *per trip* instead of your nonsense calculations.

      I think I'll go with professionally trained engineering physicist who minored in math rather than internet commentator

    85. Re:That's a shame by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      But I never have understood the sanity behind jumping out of a perfectly good plane. :(

      You only live once. Don't let yourself get old and wish you had done stuff. It's safe as long as you listen to what they tell you and you keep it safe. You do stuff beyond what they consider safe or get reckless, you'll get hurt or killed sooner or later. Same thing with a motorcycle, scuba diving, nascar driving, airplane flying.

    86. Re:That's a shame by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.

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    87. Re:That's a shame by mynamestolen · · Score: 1

      My understanding at the time was that the annoyed sting ray had the ability to sense where the heart was and aimed accordingly. I'd be happy to be proved wrong.

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    88. Re: That's a shame by Builder · · Score: 1

      Just curious... Ed Pawlowski from NorCal trains civilian and military jumpers too.

  3. If at first you don't succeed... by Shoten · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...skydiving is not for you.

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    1. Re:If at first you don't succeed... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Never has my favorite saying be more fitting: Experience is a bitch. You get it AFTER you needed it.

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  4. Re:Dumb ass by drater · · Score: 1

    *blink*

  5. Re:Guru at 37? by Hentes · · Score: 1

    And the notion that young people can't have routine isn't ageism?

  6. Quite an awkward headline by haruchai · · Score: 1

    although I've seen this style used many times.

    Why the anthropomorphism for a type of accident?

    "Hi, my name is Skydiving Accident, but you can call me Skyak because it's like paddling upstream without a canoe, or a paddle, or even water and you're jumping from the top of the falls.
      So, who wants to be left dead or disabled today??"

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    1. Re:Quite an awkward headline by haruchai · · Score: 1

      By replying, would I be applying human characteristics to an AC?

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    2. Re:Quite an awkward headline by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Like an AC??

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    3. Re:Quite an awkward headline by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Or like the the pond scum hiding behind the mask of an AC and are too stupid to understand what I meant?

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    4. Re:Quite an awkward headline by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Do keep trying. No telling what a million years of evolution will do for you.

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  7. Accident? by Trogre · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Call me paranoid, but these people who appear "inconvenient" to the establishment seem to keep running into accidents, don't they?

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    1. Re:Accident? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Call me paranoid

      OK.

    2. Re:Accident? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, hi paranoid! He did a hook turn all by himself into the ground. He looks like he was a pretty good flyer, but hook turns kill - they are VERY unforgiving

    3. Re:Accident? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.skydivekansas.com/upjumpers/hookturns.shtml

    4. Re:Accident? by cpghost · · Score: 1

      On first thought, yes that's paranoid. On second thought... not so much anymore. The only question is: how could the NSA have done it? With remote SIGINT? Or do they muddle with HUMINT nowadays?

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    5. Re:Accident? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 2

      This is an illusion, and (I'm not an expert) I think you're displaying a combination of confirmation bias, and observation selection bias, where you use these events to (1) confirm your suspicion that nefarious forces are targeting individuals you believe they find threatening, and (2)notice these events (rather than the countless other accidental death reports, for example), and you believe this happens more frequently to those individuals you believe are being targeted.

      But I'm not saying they're *not* coming for you next.

    6. Re:Accident? by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 1

      these people who appear "inconvenient" to the establishment seem to keep running into accidents, don't they?

      I was just thinking .. if I was a security researcher, I'd give up skydiving.

    7. Re:Accident? by uncqual · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I would have think they probably used a SIGKILL rather than SIGINT for this task.

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    8. Re:Accident? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You're just a paranoid bundle of confirmation bias.

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  8. Re:look out below ! by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    splat !

    Your comment pretty mirrors the (currently) 19 comments on the reg site.

    I suppose a lot of people deal with tragedy through humor, but I sure wouldn't want to be a surviving family member and read some of the comments posted so far.

    At least you did it anoncowardly.

  9. Re:look out below ! by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose a lot of people deal with tragedy through humor, but I sure wouldn't want to be a surviving family member and read some of the comments posted so far.

    Seriously, it amazes me how people can fail to understand the gravity of this kind of situation.

  10. Re:look out below ! by msauve · · Score: 1

    The opposite of gravity is comedy. That's why there's so much black humor.

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  11. Re:look out below ! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    The opposite of gravity is comedy. That's why there's so much black humor.

    But if the opposite of gravity is comedy, then surely black holes must be the least funny things in the universe.

  12. Re:look out below ! by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Someone dying by definition cannot be a tragedy to the rest of the word. Tragedy implies not just life as usual.

    Though some philosophers maintain that life is a tragedy, so I guess they would disagree.
    Personally, I love Seneca's sentiment: “What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.”

    Besides that is a pretty epic way to die.

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  13. Re:Nope. Don't care. by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    You jumped out of a perfectly good plane.

    Translation: Hey, I'm just smarter than he was. It's not because I don't have any balls. Honest.

  14. Re:RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    CORD!

  15. I guess it does hurt when you fall from heaven. by Cammi · · Score: 1

    I guess it does hurt when you fall from heaven.

  16. It's a reproduction strategy by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    But I never have understood the sanity behind jumping out of a perfectly good plane. :(

    Women bear the economic price of childbirth. As a consequence, they tend to be conservative and choosy in picking mates and men have to compete for access. In order to succeed, men have evolved to take risks - we see this when comparing the bell curves of women versus men: women tend to have lower standard deviations than men. More women are of average height for women, men tend to have more varied heights. More men are born than women because over the course of their maturity, more men will die from taking risks.

    Woman tend to choose men who are successful at taking risks, because those men show capability over other men.

    Men tend to get elated by risky activities. It's an emotional cue for a reproduction strategy.

    (I'm sorry - were you asking a rhetorical question?)

  17. Re:Guru at 37? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
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  18. Hook turn maneuver by ciurana · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the report, it sounds like Cédric performed a maneuver called "hook turn" -- it's a high speed turn in your final approach, 100' or less from the ground, considered deadly and stupid by USPA, the French Federation of Parachutism, and pretty much anyone who's been jumping for a while.

    The rate of descent increased as a parachute (square, ram air canopy) banks. The sharper the turn, the faster the descent. The hook turn swings the jumper fast, like a pendulum, and an experienced jumper will guesstimate ending the swing at about the same time as his or her feet would touch the ground. The margin of error for a hook turn, by an experienced jumper riding a small canopy (the more experience the smaller the canopy), is between 5' and 10'.

    Start the turn too soon, and you'll end up 3' to 10' above the ground, with a stalled parachute, falling straight down. On a good day, a few bruises or a parachute landing fall, a dirty jump suit, and teasing from your pals. On a bad day, a twisted or broken ankle, yet survivable.

    Start the turn too late, and you'll slam the ground with enough force to kill you. And remember: too late is a difference of only about 5'.

    Even if the turn starts fine, and the jumper is the king of experienced up jumpers, other factors may come into play. A little thermal near the ground may force the canopy up or sideways near the ground. Or a cold air pocket (e.g. flying over a small puddle, or a dark patch on the ground) may drop the canopy a few feet faster.

    Most if not all drop zones since at least 1994 ban people caught doing hook turns because of the danger they present to the jumpers doing them and others around them. Every once in a while some hot shot with a few thousand jumps thinks he's above physics and chance, and does a bandit turn if nobody is watching.

    Maybe Cédric ran out of air on final and thought that hooking the turn would help him land into the wind. Maybe he was just hot dogging. Regardless, if he was an up jumper and he did a hook turn, he should've known better and performed a different maneuver. Sad to loose him, but not feeling sorry about the accident itself. Stuff like this is what gives a bad reputation to skydiving in the eyes of people with little or no knowledge of the sport.

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:Hook turn maneuver by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 3

      Even if the turn starts fine, and the jumper is the king of experienced up jumpers, other factors may come into play

      What would a gust of air from the blades of a silent black helicopter do?

    2. Re:Hook turn maneuver by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      thanks for discussing hook turns, hazards involved, and accidents like this are avoidable (don't do hook turns). I've read many incident reports in Parachutist magazine and on rec.skydiving of highly experienced jumpers misjudging hookturn approaches.

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  19. friends. by capaslash · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I wonder if it will be friends with me?" - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

  20. Re:look out below ! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally, I love Seneca's sentiment: “What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.”

    Besides that is a pretty epic way to die.

    I'm more of a Mel Brooks guy:

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

    Or maybe Hemmingway:

    " . . . all stories, if continued far enough, end in death . . ."

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  21. Skydiving Stories by GumphMaster · · Score: 1
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  22. Hook turn by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Hook turn is an expert's error. Beginners are too scared to attempt touching anything at landing time :-)

  23. Re:look out below ! by ihtoit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no... the impact is what killed him. We are all subject to the effects of gravity 24/7. Difference is how far off the ground you are when you start your freefall.

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  24. relevant xkcd: by yanom · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/369/

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  25. Rich People problem's day by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rich People problems day on Slashdot
    - Skydiving Accident Leaves Security Guru Cedric 'Sid' Blancher Dead At 37
    - Rigging Up Baby - the rise of extreme baby monitoring

  26. Re:look out below ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Through Aristotle's definition of "tragedy," which largely shapes its meaning in Western discourse, "tragedy" is not a matter of usual or unusual misfortune, but rather whether said misfortune is portrayed to evoke pity and fear leading to relief (catharsis) in the hearer. Your response seems to indicate the success of Cedric's death as "tragedy": from the story of a splattered body, you reach a (cathartic) conclusion of freedom from perpetual cringing at the prospect of death. Quite the classical application of tragedy, indeed.

  27. Re:look out below ! by c0lo · · Score: 1

    I suppose a lot of people deal with tragedy through humor, but I sure wouldn't want to be a surviving family member and read some of the comments posted so far.

    Seriously, it amazes me how people can fall in underestimating the gravity of this kind of situation.

    FTFY

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  28. Low Turn Most Likely by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Low turns kill most of us. Looks like he was fairly new, don't expect he'd have been into swooping yet. Though if he was, that would kind of explain it.

    We all know the risks. The accident rate really isn't that high, around 1 jump in 100K results in a fatality. I feel safer jumping out of a plane than I do driving down to the city to train in the wind tunnel. The rewards are worth it. Everyone dies, not everyone really lives.

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    1. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by cripkd · · Score: 1

      The original french article sais he had a class C permit (whatever that is, I'm not into skydiving) which they say means you jumped more than 200 times.
      BTW, what is a low turn?

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    2. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      The original french article sais he had a class C permit (whatever that is, I'm not into skydiving) which they say means you jumped more than 200 times. BTW, what is a low turn?

      This video demonstrates a low turn, and the 'sudden stop' that happens right after...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmm-md8uuf0

    3. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      BTW, what is a low turn?

      In recent years, advanced canopy designs have led to many fatalities associated with daring maneuvers known as "hook turns" and "swoops".

      Inducing a parachute into a steep, sometimes 180 degree, diving, hook-like turn just prior to landing can make for a very exciting "swoop"; a long, high speed (horizontal) landing flare inches from the ground. When properly handled, these "swoops" are an extremely thrilling way to land, and an impressive sight to behold. A skilled canopy pilot can cruise inches above the ground at over 20 or 30mph, slowly bleeding off airspeed to make a soft, tippy-toe landing.

      To put it in fighter pilot lingo, this is a skydivers way of "flat-hatting" or "hot-dogging". As with flying high performance aircraft, the risks associated with these kinds of crowd-pleasing, show-off maneuvers are great.

      If a jumper misjudges the altitude at which the final diving turn is initiated, or begins leveling-off for their landing too late, the jumper may impact the ground while the canopy is still diving at a very high rate of speed. This is often fatal, and has left the skydiving community often bemoaning the ironies of a skydiver dying under a perfectly good parachute. Many skydive centers have wisely banned the practice of low hook turns.

      This type of fatality can also occur when a jumper mistakenly turns his or her canopy too sharply, too low to the ground -- as when maneuvering to avoid an impending collision with another canopy* or ground structure. (*another avoidable scenario is mid-air collisions between skydivers flying under canopy)

      http://www.fabulousrocketeers.com/Photo_Jolly_Roger.htm

    4. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Wait 60 years and see if you still think so.

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    5. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      After poking around in the comments it sounds like that was the case. Guy shoulda waited a couple hundred more jumps. Any time you turn you lose some altitude. They discourage you from turning basically at all under about 200 feet when you're training. You discover you can tweak it 10 to 20 degrees if you're heading for a tree or a pond or something. If you're heading toward power lines or a fence or something, you really should have thought of that above 200 feet.

      Swooping is an advanced discipline of skydiving where you initiate a dive at a specific altitude and hopefully level out just above the ground. Quite a lot of the time you see "low turn" in a skydiver fatality, it's due to someone trying that and smacking themselves into the ground at 70+ mph. The first time I saw anyone do it was driving past the local dropzone on my way to work. Since there were buildings in the way I didn't see them land and was certain I was going to hear ambulances shortly. Apparently the local 911 dispatch gets so many calls from people on the road, they call the dropzone to verify their services are needed prior to sending anyone 'round.

      So why would anyone do that, then? I guess for the same reason they jump out of airplanes in the first place. If you google on "Swooping is Awesome," you'll find a number of videos from their point of view. The control they have is pretty amazing -- last week someone posted one of a lady swooping into a moving convertable. It's not something I ever plan to get into. I enjoy the ride down and am not in a big hurry to get back to the ground.

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    6. Re:Low Turn Most Likely by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Wow, that video really shows you how a canopy drops like a rock in a turn...

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  29. Re:look out below ! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden halt at the end of of the fall that does it.

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  30. Re:look out below ! by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stalin never said that. Please don't perpetuate spurious quotations.

  31. Re:Guru at 37? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    10 years ago I'd have said "Nah, but we get away with it".

    Today it's more like "yeah, it's pretty much what is expected from us"

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  32. "Accident" by andreas.hummelbrunne · · Score: 1

    I smell a targeted assassination!

    1. Re:"Accident" by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      It's possible and I'm surprised there wasn't more speculation on this in the discussion here. I have no idea, but it'd be interesting to know if there could have been a motive.

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  33. Re:look out below ! by CRCulver · · Score: 2

    As long as one has no real proof that person X said quotation Y, the decent and honest thing to not is to not attribute the quotation to him. The quotation is still insightful and stands on its out without the spurious attribution to Stalin, Hitler or whatever other historical figure is claimed to have said it.

  34. Re:look out below ! by harlequinn · · Score: 1

    "the decent and honest thing ... is to not attribute the quotation to him"

    I agree.

  35. Re:look out below ! by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    "As long as one has no real proof" unless it's in the bible

  36. Re: look out below ! by rvw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least he died doing what he loved!

    I'd rather die at 73 mowing the lawn than at 37 while skydiving or having hot sex.

  37. Re:look out below ! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Besides that is a pretty epic way to die.

    Not really.

    This news article says he had a bad landing, not that his parachute failed. Seems like he was trying some acrobatics as he approached the ground.

    http://www.courrier-picard.fr/region/un-parachutiste-se-tue-dans-l-oise-ia0b0n236167

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  38. mathematician dies due calculation error on wingsu by tjaldprd · · Score: 1

    http://xtremesport4u.com/extreme-air-sports/a-solemn-warning-to-wingsuit-flyers/ By looking at his equations ,it seems to me that he underestimated the non linearity of the atmosphere. ..

  39. Re: look out below ! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    At least he died doing what he loved!

    This news article says the "hard landing" was due to trying some acrobatics as he approached the landing zone.

    http://www.courrier-picard.fr/region/un-parachutiste-se-tue-dans-l-oise-ia0b0n236167

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  40. Re:look out below ! by kyrsjo · · Score: 1

    In norway we say that "it's not the fart that kills you, its the smell" (where fart = speed and smell = crash)

  41. Remembering Chema Celorio by DV · · Score: 2

    Nearly exactly 10 years ago, the GNOME community also lost a young member, Chema Celorio, in a Skydiving accident which was very similar unfortunately (low height, high speed turn).

  42. Skydiving accidents don't kill people. by Chardansearavitriol · · Score: 2

    The abrupt lack of sky does.

    1. Re:Skydiving accidents don't kill people. by EngnrFrmrlyKnownAsAC · · Score: 1

      This is my favorite interpretation so far of a genuinely stale joke. Kudos

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  43. Re:Hook turn maneuver: Apparently wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the report, it sounds like Cédric performed a maneuver called "hook turn"

    According to some source on linuxfr.org who claims he was a friend of Cedric as well as a fellow skydiver and was there with him the very day he died, he did not attempt said jump but something went wrong, possibly because of the day's high winds (but within the limit of acceptable speed). While Cedric had been learning about hook turns or whatever they are called, he apparently did not attempt it that day and was extremely square on security in general.

    Source: http://linuxfr.org/nodes/100355/comments/1500621

  44. Re: look out below ! by vyvepe · · Score: 1

    I bet it depends on how heathy you will be from 37 to 73 :-)

  45. Difference between golf and skydiving by Alioth · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between golf and skydiving?

    In golf you go "Whack... uh oh"
    In skydiving you go "Uh oh....whack!"

  46. Re: look out below ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Geez, even Stephen Hawking has a good attitude.

  47. Re:look out below ! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    But he lived it.

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  48. This is why... by ziggy_az · · Score: 1

    you should never jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

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  49. Re: look out below ! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    I live close to an airport (small one) where skydivers jump fairly often. In watching them, I see them diving quickly towards the ground and then at the last sec, pulling up enough so their feet skim the ground. It doesn't leave a lot of room for mistakes though and there have been a few accidents where someone misjudged the distance and *splat* ended it all. I guess it's thrilling enough though.

    Personally I ride a sport bike. The bike will let me hit 77MPH in first gear so I could certainly make a mistake and end up in pieces somewhere assuming I actually regularly rode like that. But it only takes once at high speed to hit an animal (a small one at high speeds might make an impact), or a rock, or any number of things that cause loss of control.

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  50. Re:look out below ! by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

    "I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed. "I'm afraid of grounds." "You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly." "I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!"

            -- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

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  51. Re: look out below ! by tibit · · Score: 1

    diving quickly towards the ground and then at the last sec, pulling up enough so their feet skim the ground

    That's how a properly executed paragliding flare looks like, I'm afraid. Paragliding is like flying, and certification exams use a lot of terms that would apply in flying a sailplane or a helicopter, although the distances and altitudes involved are of course scaled differently.

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  52. Re:look out below ! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    The opposite of gravity is comedy. That's why there's so much black humor.

    Close. The opposite of gravity is levity.

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  53. Re:Nope. Don't care. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I like to give people who are afraid of or uninterested in "risky" activities a pass, they don't have to prove anything.

    Until they call people who do such activities "stupid." Then they're being just as dickish as if we said they had no balls. So the point is don't sink to that level.

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  54. Re:Nope. Don't care. by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Yeah, point taken.

  55. Horatio Caine on the scene by korbulon · · Score: 1

    ( o_o)

    "Well it looks like..."

    ( o_o)-> ~O-O

    "the sky..."

    (~O_O)

    "was the limit."

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  56. So... by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

    ....I wonder if he had anything to do with the Obamacare website or had anything to do with Hillary Clinton's network. Then it may not be the "accident" that it appears to be.

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  57. Re:look out below ! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    splat !

    I suppose a lot of people deal with tragedy through humor, but I sure wouldn't want to be a surviving family member and read some of the comments posted so far.

    I dive, and I've been in a diving accident that left me with some spinal cord damage. (It's minor and doesn't affect my mobility). There's a good chance that I could have died through my own stupidity. I still dive, and I'll continue to do so. Will I die in bed? Maybe. Will I die while diving? Maybe. Will I die? And how.

    I would like anyone who wants to to make as much fun of me as possible. My family and friends would appreciate the humour, and I'd honestly be touched that someone took the time to say "well, bye".

    My funeral, such as it is, includes instructions for everyone to tell the most embarrassing thing they know about me.

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  58. Perfectly good nova by onceuponatime · · Score: 1

    Hey, for anyone that likes hook turning. I have a nova canopy for sale, hardly used, maybe only 20 jumps on it :-)

    Kim

  59. Re:Guru at 37? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    So all tech-geeks are supposed to look like Gandalf the Grey or Albus Dumbledore... I refuse... all that facial hair would itch. I'll continue to look like Julian Sands in Warlock. {minus the receding hairline}

  60. Re:Hook turn maneuver: Apparently wrong by ciurana · · Score: 1

    Cool - thanks for the link.

    I suspect that the French parachuting federation issues incident reports, analysis, and corrective measures bulletins just like the USPA does. We'll find out the whole story when that happens; if it's like here, give it 90 days or so.

    Cheers!

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  61. Re:look out below ! by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    "In an interview with the BBC's Andrew Marr (11.11.2011) Winston Churchill's daughter, Mary Soames, explained that she overheard Stalin say this to her father. Churchill, was upset having received news that a family friend had died. He apologised to Stalin in light of the vast loss of Russian life. And Stalin then gave this reply."

    From your wiki link

    Oh, and I do believe that first hand accounts still count for quotes do they not?

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  62. Re:look out below ! by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I do believe that first hand accounts [youtube.com] still count for quotes do they not?

    First-hand accounts that are first provided over fifty years later, when the quotation of whatever origin has already spread through popular culture, don't count for much. Human memory is very fallible, and people can easily come to believe strongly in something that never happened.

  63. Re:look out below ! by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    I take it that you missed the part where she kept a diary the entire time. Do you think that she might have written in her diary something about the death of a family friend and the odd exchange of her father and the Secretary General of the Soviet Union? You also have no proof that this is the only utterance about this she ever made, for all we know she could be the origin of the quote, nor can you prove she ever heard it outside of him saying it. In any event if you are going to dismiss 50 year old recollections then I am sure I can come up with reams of historical documents that took fifty years to write or talk about that you are going to have to toss out as well, not to mention a wealth of history itself. I also note that you didn't even peep about that in the interview she doesn't get the quote exactly right. Which tells me you didn't even watch it, which makes me wonder if you are more interested in being right or correct.

    Face it, she was actually was present at the exchange. The onus is on you to prove that she was mistaken with something other than a variant of 'memory is a tricky thing' for someone who has apparently doesn't have memory issues.

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  64. sad by amonamaranth · · Score: 1

    that's a sad news.