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Why Cloud Infrastructure Pricing Is Absurd

itwbennett writes "Two reports out this week, one a new 'codex' released by 451 Research and the other an updated survey into cloud IaaS pricing from Redmonk, show just how insane cloud pricing has become. If your job requires you to read these reports, good luck. For the rest of us, Redmonk's Stephen O'Grady distilled the pricing trends down to this: 'HP offers the best compute value and instance sizes for the dollar. Google offers the best value for memory, but to get there it appears to have sacrificed compute. AWS is king in value for disk and it appears no one else is even trying to come close. Microsoft is taking the 'middle of the road,' never offering the best or worst pricing.'"

191 comments

  1. Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Google offers the best value for memory, but to get there it appears to have sacrificed compute."

    The submitter seems to have sacrificed the end of his sentence.

    1. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you read the previous sentence and are familiar with the different categories of cloud resources, then it makes sense.

    2. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by davidbrit2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The IT world suddenly seems to be under the impression that "compute" can be used as a noun. Either that or they were referring to the old '80s C64 magazine and forgot to capitalize the C.

    3. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Compute is a verb and I am aware of no other usage of the word. Verbs are not things; nouns are things.

    4. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compute is cloud slang for compute units.

    5. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by ahem · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "compute" in a cloud context == "compute capacity". Think of it like first and last name. If I'm "Rob Jones", and someone calls me "Rob", it doesn't turn me into a verb.

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    6. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      If I'm "Rob Jones", and someone calls me "Rob", it doesn't turn me into a verb.

      In any case, do not name your dog "Stay"; it's confusing for the dog ... "Come here Stay"

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    7. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      "compute" in a cloud context == "compute capacity".

      That is possibly more moronic than simply mistaking a verb for a noun.

      If I'm "Rob Jones", and someone calls me "Rob", it doesn't turn me into a verb.

      That's because your first name is a name and by definition names are nouns. Nouns and verbs are different.

    8. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by twdorris · · Score: 1

      Verbs are not things; nouns are things.

      A gerand is a verbal noun. Does that make it a thing?

    9. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled gerund. And yes, grammatically, it functions as a noun.

    10. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gerund; such a good word...

    11. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Yes, assuming you mean gerund. Computing is a noun but compute still is not.

    12. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Minwee · · Score: 1

      That was Compute!'s Gazette. Compute! was a more general magazine which covered Commodore, Apple ][, Atari and TI-99 programming.

    14. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use it like a noun, it is a noun. Prescriptivist linguistics is pretty much always wrong.

    15. Re: Sentence doesn't make sense by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Gotcha. We had a C64 and subscribed to Gazette for a while. I didn't realize (or had forgotten) there were multiple variations.

    16. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Try "CPU time", "CPU capacity", "processing power" or something along those lines. That's what "compute" means.

    17. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      If you use it like a noun, it is a noun. Prescriptivist linguistics is pretty much always wrong.

      Of course, going back to the original paragraph, it's pretty plain that they used it like an adjective.

      Pffft!

    18. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      That... doesn't help. What the hell is compute capacity?? How much compute the cloud instance can do?

      Ok, dropping the pretense of being dense, I can see what the intended meaning probably is. But how much harder is it to say computing capacity, or computational capacity, or any other way of saying it that doesn't make the speaker sound like a douche.

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    19. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      It's hardly sudden. Developers have spoken about an algorithm being compute/bandwidth/io/memory bound for at least decades.

    20. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by wed128 · · Score: 1

      I thought it functions as an adjective:

      "the man is running"
      "the man is tired"
      "the running man"
      "the tired man"

      see what i mean? how can a gerund like "running" be used like a noun?

    21. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant compote. As in, best price for memory but they sacrifice compote. No thank you! I'll take extra compote even if it requires more storage space. Especially during the holidays.

    22. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know.

      And we reject your/their absurd reality.

      And substitute are own.

      And yes, I am a cloud engineer. IAACE

      only the pole smokers from google are calling it "compute".

    23. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Quasimodem · · Score: 1

      This is neither bad usage, nor is it slang. It is a particular word from the specialized business vocabulary. As such it makes sense used between people who share the same occupation as they discuss work. "Compute" used in noun form as a contraction of "computing capacity" appears to be one of these words for use by those involved in the specialized business of cloud computing.

      Perhaps it was a bad idea to use a specialized term from cloud computing in a article about cloud computing meant to be viewed by a general audience, but that is no reason to get bent out of shape. Even the person who first complained about it, did understand what the author meant by the term.

    24. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      Nouns can be verbed. Conversely, verbs can undergo nounings.

    25. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can. You can rob someone or be robbed.

    26. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by game+kid · · Score: 1

      I prefer "compost", with the way Google's been lately.

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    27. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      In an article about "cloud", "compute" is your line in the sand?

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    28. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. That ain't how English works, motherfucker. A name may be a homonym, but that does not make it a verb, regardless of how many pieces of it you choose to speak (or not speak). An analogy is to an illogical comparison as you are to a person with brain cells.

    29. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IT world suddenly seems to be under the impression that "compute" can be used as a noun.

      Of course it can. They're just reviving an old word:

      compute, n. Now rare.

      (kmpjut)

      [...]
      2.2 Reckoning, calculation, computation. Now chiefly in phr. beyond compute.

      1588 J. Harvey Disc. Probleme 19 According to the historical Computes euen of sundry these fauorites.

      (Source: Oxford English Dictionary 4th edition)

    30. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, assuming you mean gerund. Computing is a noun but compute still is not.

      According to my dictionary it is, and has been since at least 1413, which is the earliest attribution they have for it. The earliest attribution for a sense with a similar meaning to the one used in the article is 1588.

    31. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compute is a verb and I am aware of no other usage of the word.

      Get a better dictionary. All of the ones listed here have entries for "compute" as a noun.

    32. Re: Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Running makes me feel alive!" said the crazy lady.

    33. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by EETech1 · · Score: 2

      That does NOT compute!

    34. Re: Sentence doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    35. Re: Sentence doesn't make sense by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Thank you AC! I learned something today!

    36. Re:Sentence doesn't make sense by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      On an email from a gardener friend whose last name with Turner, Google came up with an ad for a compost turner!

  2. Doesn't seem that absurd by trybywrench · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seems like you can pick which vendor gives you the best value based on the use case of your application. Doesn't seem that absurd to me at all.

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    1. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as I get physical access to my server and a guarantee that the server isn't shared with others, sure..

    2. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

      Seems like you can pick which vendor gives you the best value based on the use case of your application. Doesn't seem that absurd to me at all.

      Exactly. It is a shame that the writer does not seem to be able to understand the process of picking a vendor appropriate for the task at hand.

      .
      What does seem absurd, however, is how magazines seem to create issues to write about.

    3. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The impression I get from the article is that the writer found that infrastructure providers' price models make "picking a vendor appropriate for the task at hand" not the easiest job.

    4. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I liken it more to comparing cell-phone plans.

      Some features are included in one, but not the other. Some thing are add-ons. Some things aren't even available.

      Trying to get a "compare like to like" is damned near impossible, because they've carefully set them up so it's impossible to do that.

      Which means if you're trying to evaluate several of these services to figure out which is the best value for your needs, you need to do extensive fiddling to get them described in the same terms and actually be able to understand what you're seeing.

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    5. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As long as I get physical access to my server and a guarantee that the server isn't shared with others, sure..

      I don't think 'cloud' means what you think it means.

    6. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does seem absurd, however, is how magazines seem to create issues to write about.

      New study finds readers don't like media-created scenarios of self-defined absurdity. Click-bait stats contradict these findings.

    7. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling there is a vendor for that situation, too.

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    8. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Exactly. It is a shame that the writer does not seem to be able to understand the process of picking a vendor appropriate for the task at hand.

      That's fine for only as long as your requirements don't change.Then you're screwed apparently.

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    9. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yea some people get pissy, when they can't justify the high cost for their own data center.

      Now cloud computing can replace a lot of data centers, but not all of them. The real trick is to find when it is cheaper or not.

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    10. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whenever a very popular vendor feels threatened by a smaller competitor their first notion is to notch out the segment that's being attacked and make the software cheaper for THEM to license by introducing some rule that looks legal and sensible to everyone else.

      Then they start getting hammered, and everyone starts taking a bite out of their market, and they make more notches. Pretty soon you have a tally stick.

      Eventually the pricing policy gets so complicated nobody can make heads or tails of it including the vendor, and at that most excellent point the vendor either continues with the pricing and self-immolates, or fixes their pricing plan.

      If you ever get a vendor that wants you to sign on the dotted line and can't put an exact price on paper, you say NO. If you need to hire a lawyer to figure out what the paper says, then you had better be damned sure you need what they are selling.

      Cloud providers will NEVER EVER be cheaper for the HARDWARE, but they will ALWAYS be cheaper for bandwidth (since when wasn't collocating cheaper?) and SOFTWARE because of their size they can negotiate a better pricing plan.

      Before entering the maze ask yourself first two questions: A, is this a Rube Goldberg Machine and at the end do I go Splat, B, do I REALLY need to enter this maze?

    11. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      The point of the article seemed to be less about who's best at what, and more about how difficult it is to actually determine it. And he's right, in my opinion. The way cloud services are usually priced can make it really difficult to know what your actual cost will be.

    12. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      The impression I get from the article is that the writer found that infrastructure providers' price models make "picking a vendor appropriate for the task at hand" not the easiest job.

      Yeah, the writer seems to think that knowing what you need is a big problem.

    13. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      But if you know what your needs are, you don't need to compare the vendors with each other. You only need to compare each one with your needs. That results in an output that can be compared.

      So if you've got cpu, memory, storage and bandwidth to compare,

      needs(cpu, memory, storage, bandwidth) = cost

      Use cost to do the comparison.

    14. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Well thats the mobile telecoms game make the tariffs so complex and riddled with gotchas

    15. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by sjames · · Score: 1

      I guess you would enjoy car hopping where one offers you furlongs to the hogshead and another milidrops/cm. The passenger capacity is measured in baby chimps and the A/C capacity in Yankee stadium beers. Meanwhile, instead of a sticker pric, you must multiply out the pennies/unit for each metric displayed and total them up. Each car has different prices for each metric, some metrichs have limited granularity and not all vehicles present equivalents to each metric.

      Have fun!

    16. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by sjames · · Score: 1

      But how likely are you to know exactly what the need will be? Especially before you deploy? At best, you will know a range of values for most of the metrics in question.

    17. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by mrclisdue · · Score: 1

      Have fun!

      Hey, I had tons of fun already, just wading through your post, trying to decipher what you were attempting to elucidate, all the while navigating the typos like a mouse in a maze, hoping to be rewarded with a piece of cheese.

      When all is said and done, I've decided to go hopping for a metrich sticker pric, and call it a day, but maybe not furlong.

      cheers,

    18. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by sjames · · Score: 1

      Who whizzed in your Wheaties?

    19. Re:Doesn't seem that absurd by mrclisdue · · Score: 1

      Nope, the Who haven't really been a band since their first farewell in 1984? I think it may have been the Stones.

  3. Don't forget hidden costs by i_hate_robots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Every time I read these types of articles, I feel like implementation cost is always ignored. Sure, maybe I get some extra compute for my dollar here, or some extra memory there, but how long did it take to integrate this solution using a given vendor's APIs and services? How easily can I script scale-up and scale-down policies? How effective are those scaling policies at actually saving me resources and money? I think this is kind of an old-fashioned way of calculating infrastructure pricing - it's more complex than just pricing out servers that happen to be somewhere else. Major caveat, however - it's awfully tough to calculate some of those intangibles accurately enough to put in a whitepaper...

    1. Re:Don't forget hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's hard to (a) identify and (b) express. It's so much easier to pretend to give a review than really do it. Kind of like that "comparison" of different compilers on ./ a few weeks ago that pretended to be meaningful by looking only at the compile-time of some stupidly simple programs.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that I, too, am jaded by the quality of the "journalism" here as of late.

    2. Re:Don't forget hidden costs by s.petry · · Score: 2

      The quality of journalism here? Don't you mean everywhere? Nearly everything you read today is pandering and propaganda. I blame the audience for a good portion of that. It's amazing how many people that think they are intellectuals refuse to even consider that their favorite theory is not "fact". Thirty years ago there were pig-headed people too, but not nearly as bad as today.

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    3. Re:Don't forget hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why everyone should see HP as the clear winner here right? It being an OpenStack cloud and all. Code once, deploy your workload everywhere? It's a reality. The OpenStack project is doing it themselves for their CI/CD infrastructure.

  4. get used to the monthly payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the cloud is there to avoid the PHB from sticker shock of a huge price tag of a capital expense and hide it in a perpetual monthly payment. especially for smaller companies.

    cloud isn't there to save anyone any money

    1. Re:get used to the monthly payment by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There is simply no free lunch. The guy you are outsourcing to is in it for the money. He will make sure he makes his money off of you. They're not going to put up with crap that your employees normally would. They certainly won't do it for free.

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    2. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Copid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Recurring costs are everyhere in IT. Power, AC, floor space, people to guard your servers, replacing broken/obsolete hardware. This is nothing new. It's not like you just buy a big ass server and watch it run forever with no recurring support costs.

      I think a lot of people here are massivly underestimating the total cost of a unit of computing resources when they run it in their own machine rooms. It's not like your machine room is any more efficient to operate than Amazon's. In fact, it's probably massively less efficient unless you're a pretty big operation. The only cost they have that you don't have is "profit for Amazon."

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    3. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >cloud isn't there to save anyone any money

      Well, not intentionally perhaps, but it likely manages to do so anyway. At the extreme end you have applications like R&D where the demand for computational simulation and analysis resources may fluctuate wildly - an appropriate cloud service will let them pay for only what they need, rather than needing to maintain their own peak-capable infrastructure at all times.

      More commonly it trades periodic large capital outlays for hardware, plus plus ongoing rent and maintenance costs, plus the costs of a capable IT team, appropriate management and other overhead, etc,etc,etc. for a fairly predictable expense stream. Especially for smaller businesses which would have to pay interest on the capital outlay loans, or for whom the necessary IT and management infrastructure would increase dramatically, it may indeed be a good deal. There are some serious economies of scale that much of the profit margin can come from, and having a guaranteed uptime contract can no doubt be a lot less stressful for management than hoping their in-house IT team can recover from any disasters in a timely manner. There is much to be said for making expenses not directly related to your core business Somebody Else's Problem. If there weren't then car manufacturers would all be making their own bolts as well.

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    4. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can save a lot of money for the appropriate usecases ... if you need to scale up and down within a matter of minutes (or hours), its far cheaper to run on something like Amazon EC2, provisioning extra computation capacity and paying for it only when you need it. You can do this in the cloud cheaper where the same resources are being used by different applications based on when those applications need it. It assumes that you have such a need and that your application is designed to take advantage of such a capability.

    5. Re:get used to the monthly payment by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      The flip side is that at a small scale, you get a certain amount 'for free.' If you need to have some infrastructure locally, then you already have some sort of a room with space to put a new server in, you already have sufficient electricity. You already have a guy to replace a blown hard drive. The extra time he spends replacing it is technically nonzero, but it's a fairly rare event, so a single extra server tends to be "in the noise." The big cost is as soon as you exhaust your existing capacity. I.E. The guy is already replacing drives full time, so adding one more server will mean needing to add another full time guy. Or, all the racks are full and you will need to add additional space. You can see a point where the TCO of the last server was genuinely much less than outsourced infrastructure, but the TCO of the next server will effectively be $500000 if you only add one more machine.

    6. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      There is simply no free lunch. The guy you are outsourcing to is in it for the money. He will make sure he makes his money off of you.

      If he can do it more efficiently then can't he make a profit while still making it cheaper for me?

    7. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we do that with our old mainframe, we have a second hand spare in a warehouse if the one currently running tell us that he is dying

    8. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I like best about my own servers is I can put my hands on them when they get in the weeds. Use someone elses and it becomes tech support hell and a call with 5 people on it.

    9. Re:get used to the monthly payment by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      But you can layoff that cost against tax which you cant really do with an expense like AWS

    10. Re:get used to the monthly payment by jimicus · · Score: 1

      'Course it isn't.

      Oh, sure, someone like Amazon can probably get a better price on the hardware than you or I. But they still need to buy it, power it and arrange bandwidth, same as anyone else.

      Where they come into their own is in a few very particular (and for that matter very common) use cases:

        - Where you don't need the power of a whole server and can get by just fine on a tenth that amount.
        - Where your requirements may spike occasionally - but the keyword is "occasionally". They don't spike often enough to merit building out a system based upon theses spikes.
        - Where you don't have the credit to be able to buy a shedload of new equipment on some sort of leasing agreement and you don't have the cash to pay for the whole lot up front.

      Something similar is true of any outsourcing-type arrangement.

    11. Re:get used to the monthly payment by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's a miniscule part of it. My company's base infrastructure is n servers. During heavy load, we routinely need to scale up to n*20, maybe n*50 capacity. We pay out the ass for a few hours then drop back down to the cheap n size. Because we share a cloud provider with many thousands of other companies, we can do that scaling for a tiny fraction of what it would cost us to support our maximum capacity on our own. When our needs are peaking, our neighboring companies are scaling down and going dark for the night. When they're at top demand, we're done and "idling".

      If we needed to keep n*50 capacity online 24/7/365, it'd be cheaper to host ourselves. That's not the case, though, so we're very willing to pay a higher rate for those short periods of time when we need to meet above-average demand.

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  5. Insane... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    Insane good?
    Insane bad?
    Insane, literally insane, where it includes payment only by Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions?

    1. Re:Insane... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Insane hard to calculate what your costs will be at any given provider. So insane bad for the bottom line.

    2. Re:Insane... by TheloniousToady · · Score: 1

      How about "stratospheric"?

    3. Re:Insane... by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Insane hard to calculate what your costs will be at any given provider. So insane bad for the bottom line.

      It seems pretty easy to calculate what your costs will be at any given provider - just add up your infrastructure needs and use the published pricing to calculate how much you'll pay. When we migrated to AWS, we estimated our monthly bill to within 10% of our actual monthlybill. Of course, if you don't know what your needs are, then you're shooting in the dark, but the same is true if you're buying your equipment on hosting it at a coloc.

      What's hard is comparing prices against all providers since you have to look up prices and do separate calculations for each one.

  6. cloud what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See there are these things called internal and external hard drives see...They actually keep your files see...You own it ya see....Check them out they are pretty cool instead of this "cloud" thing everyone speaks of. Heaven forbid you actually own your own storage and backups....old school rules....

    1. Re:cloud what? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      oooh pretty clouds - must listen to advertisers and buy stuff we don't need - nom nom nom

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    2. Re:cloud what? by swilde23 · · Score: 1

      That's assuming all you want to do is store files. And that you don't care that they are all in the same location. And that you can store them all on a single hard drive.

      Old school might be ok for you. I just hope you never manage the IT for any company I work at.

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  7. In short,because they can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like you can pick which vendor gives you the best value based on the use case of your application. Doesn't seem that absurd to me at all.

    Infrastructure is sort of like being a car manufacturer - a lot of investment in hardware, facilities and people; meaning the barriers to entry are quite high. Sure, I could piece together my own infrastructure in my basement, but to offer the bandwidth and up time that the big boys offer? NFW. The power (as in alternating current from my utility) alone is an issue and there's a bunch of things that add together to make a 99% up time system that isn't exactly off the shelf knowledge or technology.

    In short, they can charge that much because they can.

    1. Re:In short,because they can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True on capacity, if you want to run one from your home, but as for uptime, bullfuck.

      This sort of thing was a solved problem in the '80s - VAXclusters were beautiful. Power here goes out on average maybe 20 minutes a year. And I don't make stupid administrative mistakes like Amazon & co. are known to make from time to time, nor do I have to worry about access to the servers if I can't get access to the Internet. (Then there are the security advantages, etc.)

      Fact is, the reason everyone uses cloud is because it's "good enough" in a privacy-free, quantity-over-quality new era of service delivery. It has nothing to do with being better and everything to do with the fact that, on paper, it looks like the best solution in the short term is to put all your eggs into someone else's basket.

    2. Re:In short,because they can by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nah, they use it because managers get fat bonuses for 'cost reduction', and have moved on to another job before people discover what a disaster it was.

    3. Re:In short,because they can by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      If I had a cloud provider with only 99% uptime, I'd go somewhere else.
      87 hours per year down time is pretty shit.

      You could reboot your servers every 2 days (giving ~30 minutes reboot time) and still get 99% uptime.

    4. Re:In short,because they can by sjames · · Score: 1

      2 nines is pretty bad, but an awful lot of applications don't actually need 5 nines.

    5. Re:In short,because they can by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      99.9% is still ~9 hours per year, or an entire working day.

    6. Re:In short,because they can by sjames · · Score: 2

      And?

      There are plenty of applications where a whopping 9 hours a YEAR, most likely broken into shorter outages, really isn't a big deal.

      Many places call that a 'snow day'.

  8. You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, a 128 core blade server with tons of TB in DDR3 and a couple of SSD boxes are pretty darned cheap.

    And then your data doesn't get "stolen" or "lost".

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    1. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Connecting that blade server to other Internet services and to customers and protecting your service from hardware or software failure can become a challenge. "The cloud" (someone else's computer) provides Internet connectivity, failover to a fresh instance, and managed backup.

    2. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      Sure, then cost out the electrical and HVAC infrastructure to make sure that the wonderous blade server always has power and cooling. And no a simple UPS in the rack is not going to suffice for that AD/E-mail/File server infrastructure that supports 200 lawyers in three different buildings across six blocks in downtown Madison Wisconsin.

      Not a fan of "Cloud Computing" but it is not as simple as buying a Blade server and plugging in an internet connections.

    3. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1, Troll

      You fail to understand how little power the new green blade servers use.

      Switching to SSD actually cuts heat, for example, and the largest efficiency gains come from intelligent design and the use of Direct Current.

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    4. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Depends on your "cloud" needs.

      Are you selling to millions of customers (lots of connections) or just maintaining internal databases for an organization (dramatically fewer).

      Not everyone is external facing. Most "needs" are local or regional.

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    5. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      And then your data doesn't get "stolen" or "lost".

      Yeah, that never happens.

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    6. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your data doesn't get "stolen" or "lost".

      Really? So I won't loose anything if I keep it locally? I don't think so...

      You know that the majority of backups being made are bad. People don't take the time to verify them or verify that they are actually backing up what they should how they should. I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell a customer, "Well, running a backup script on a running database server doesn't usually generate a good backup of your data." only to see a deer in the headlights look when they realize that *none* of their critical data is actually restoreable and hasn't been for a long time.

      Then there is all the "offsite backup" thing to cover you should the server farm catch fire and get flooded when they put it out. "What do you mean all the backup tapes are unusable? How did they get wet?!?!"

      Being in the cloud puts all that stuff onto somebody else... Who of course may or may not know what they are doing either, but I'm not sure how you fix that.

    7. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no such thing as security - only lower risk.

      Stop hating on reality because it's not "perfect".

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    8. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by fnj · · Score: 2

      Switching to SSD actually cuts heat, for example

      Every time I compare SSD to HD, I don't see the power saving GB for GB unless you are talking trivial amounts of GB.

      For example, Intel P3700 series SSD (2 TB max size) has a power consumption of 25 watts writing and 10 watts idle. Look at the collossal heat sink on that thing.

      A Seagate ES.3 7200 rpm 2 TB SAS enterprise HD has a power consumption of 10 watts random read and 6 watts idle. Considering that the 4 TB model doesn't take much more power than that, the comparison for substantial storage sizes favors the HD even more.

      Yeah, if you built an HD array to try to come close to the performance of that rip roaring SSD, the latter would come out ahead on power, but GB for GB it is actually a loser on power.

    9. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm not "hating", I'm just pointing out that in the huge list of gigantic data breaches there certainly seem to be a lot of non-cloud instances. I don't think rolling your own makes you safer unless you are exceptional in that regard.

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    10. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, a 128 core blade server with tons of TB in DDR3 and a couple of SSD boxes are pretty darned cheap.

      O.K, cool.

      So how do you plan to make efficient use of that? Operations want a few machines to run recursive resolvers. The DBA's need five or six large boxes to run their databases on. The web team have a couple of nginx instances for serving static content, so they've requested a few machines.

      Are we going for a one-size fits all policy? In that case either the operations & web guys will have massively over-powered machines or the DBAs will be upset. Are we going to spec different machines for each use? Now you need to keep track of that hardware, perform capacity planing and manage expectations: you can't be expected to just magic up a large server for the DBAs when all you have are small ones for the web guys now, can you? Ohh, I know, we'll use a virtualization platform, maybe something like VMWare? Oh, but now we need someone who knows how to manage VMWare and pay for the licensing. And we'll probably need a storage engineer to ensure we don't overload those "couple of SSD boxes". And input from the network team to ensure we don't get any n+0 failure points that could take out our VMWare cluster. And we STILL need to do capacity planing!

      Or, we could use a cloud provider who handles that shit for us.

    11. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What happens in the cloud stays in the cloud"

      or didn't you read your contract agreement?

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    12. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, a 128 core blade server with tons of TB in DDR3 and a couple of SSD boxes are pretty darned cheap.

      And then your data doesn't get "stolen" or "lost".

      Of course, you need 2 of them for redundancy. And a router. And a firewall. And a load balancer - all duplicated for redundancy. And multiple internet connections from different vendors (you don't trust your coloc for internet connectivity, right? That's like using a cloud provider).

      And then you need to duplicate the whole thing in another datacenter for geographical redundancy.

      And hire people to manage it all.

      Suddenly it's not so cheap when all you really needed is a half dozen 2 core servers and a few warm spares in the remote datacenter.

    13. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by chuckugly · · Score: 2

      As well as (optionally) presence in multiple regions for better responsiveness and robustness. Netflix uses Amazon for a reason.

    14. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0

      You really don't get how virtual machines and virtual servers work, do you?

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    15. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by ApplePy · · Score: 0

      Of course, you need 2 of them for redundancy. And a router. And a firewall. And a load balancer - all duplicated for redundancy. And multiple internet connections from different vendors (you don't trust your coloc for internet connectivity, right?

      Do you even know what a blade server is? Redundant blades, redundant power supplies... redundant bloody everything.

      Firewalling, routing, and load balancing can be handled by VMs running on said ridiculously redundant blade server.

      Most businesses don't need geographical redundancy because they don't need 100% uptime. Very few do. I'd say the vast majority of the businesses (small to medium) out there can get by without their servers for a day. They might not like it, but they won't die.

      I used to work for a company that sold cloud services. It can be good for some use cases, but not so often as people seem to think.

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    16. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      1) 200 lawyers can afford some electrical and HVAC costs, not to mention a well-paid IT staff.

      2) It pretty much is that simple for those of us who do it. Supporting infrastructure for a few hundred people is child's play nowadays. And hell, if you're setting up AD and Exchange on cloud servers, you can do it on your own hardware.

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    17. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A Seagate ES.3 [seagate.com] 7200 rpm

      Bad comparison. If you're competing with SSD then you're talking 15k drives. All of those in the servers I manage are too hot to touch. They are consuming quite a bit of power. Of course the consumer SSDs don't work worth a damn with their very low number of allowed writes (at least one drive in all of our RAID arrays with Intel SSD drives all had at least one drive die within three weeks), so it doesn't matter how much or how little power one of those pieces of crap save. An MLC drive just can't be used in a server. Do the math. Even Intel admits that three weeks of continuous writes will ruin the drive.

    18. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      And then you need to duplicate the whole thing in another datacenter for geographical redundancy.

      Useful for some workloads, sure. But if it is an internal service, rather than something like a website (gasp, not all servers are public facing websites) then if my office gets taken out by a meteorite, none of the corpses in the building actually care about whether or not some instance of the service exists in some other safer geographic region.

    19. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by wed128 · · Score: 1

      I think he said that explicitly...

    20. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, you need 2 of them for redundancy. And a router. And a firewall. And a load balancer - all duplicated for redundancy. And multiple internet connections from different vendors (you don't trust your coloc for internet connectivity, right?

      Do you even know what a blade server is? Redundant blades, redundant power supplies... redundant bloody everything.

      I do, and I even know the difference between a blade chassis and a blade server. And I've seen what happens when a voltage regulator failure on a blade takes out the entire 12V rail on the blade chassis (as well as taking out the blade next to it). No one that cares about reliability is going to run a single chassis.

      Firewalling, routing, and load balancing can be handled by VMs running on said ridiculously redundant blade server.

      Don't you still need people to set up all of those services?

      Does anyone really run their border firewall on the same blade chassis that run their servers? I won't even plug non-firewalled internet traffic into the same core switches that carry the rest of our traffic.

      Most businesses don't need geographical redundancy because they don't need 100% uptime. Very few do. I'd say the vast majority of the businesses (small to medium) out there can get by without their servers for a day. They might not like it, but they won't die.

      That's what businesses say when they haven't had a week-long outage because a transformer blew a hole in the side of their colocation center. Business continuity can make-or-break a business after a disaster - and it comes very cheap with most cloud computing solutions. Shipping hourly data snapshots to a remote coloc is cheap a business can be up and runnning at the remote site with no more than an hour of lost data.

      I used to work for a company that sold cloud services. It can be good for some use cases, but not so often as people seem to think.

      Sure, cloud computing is not for everyone, but a single blade chassis is not a replacement for cloud computing.

    21. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      No argument but it is not as cheap as the GP was making it out to be. Setting up a robust environment is not cheap nor easy. If you are setting up a new environment from scratch there are a lot of costs unrelated to computing hardware that individuals often fail to account for. A co-location or cloud environment may, and I emphasize may, be a way to go. In my experience the way the cloud vendors wind up nickel and diming you makes it not such a no-brainer.

    22. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here where I work we sit on 4 * 40Gbps Internet backbone if we are down the major provider are also down....

    23. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      past 3000 employees your better doing it inhouse

    24. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You really don't get how the English language works, do you?

      Ohh, I know, we'll use a virtualization platform, maybe something like VMWare? Oh, but now we need someone who knows how to manage VMWare and pay for the licensing.

    25. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I explicitly mentioned VMWare. Because in fact I do know how virtual machines and virtual servers work, which is how I know how much work and skill is actually required to build and manage a cluster of even moderate size. Most people don't have the slightest clue beyond "I dun click the button and a new server been dun appeared!". vCPU scheduling? SAN IOPs? Network traffic separation? DRS rules? Memory overcommit? Distributed vSwitches? How all those things contribute to capacity planing scenarios? Not even the foggiest.

      So yeah, you can either build a VM cluster that will turn to shit around 50VMs, you can pay out the ass for proper licensing, proper network & hardware and a guy to run it, or you can use a cloud provider. I can't imagine why cloud is so popular for spot provisioning...

    26. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's what businesses say when they haven't had a week-long". Utterly agree. "A single blade chassis is not a replacement for cloud computing". Spot on.

      Unfortunately, until this actually happens, it isn't actually seen as a business requirement by the management. Typically these are people who are utterly clueless when it comes to computing, and yet they are "in charge" on a computer-dominated business. Most businesses will class this as a "reasonable risk" and utterly ignore the advice of their systems guy. Then, when disaster does strike, it is suddenly the systems guy's fault for not having had the budget allocated when he asked for it. As for having another systems guy... well... budget for that too. Oh. And hardware needs to be replaced.

    27. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      I've seen what happens when a voltage regulator failure on a blade takes out the entire 12V rail on the blade chassis (as well as taking out the blade next to it). No one that cares about reliability is going to run a single chassis.

      Yeah? What about nuclear war? EMP? Zombies? Ebola? Solar flares? Mice chewing through wires? I mean, yes, you're right, but it comes down to how many contingencies you can possibly plan for, and how much budget you have to plan for them all. I can't plan for a one in a million event -- but neither can cloud giants, as we've seen even the mighty Amazon go down. Shit just happens sometimes. We want to minimize it of course, but be realistic.

      Does anyone really run their border firewall on the same blade chassis that run their servers?

      I didn't say it was a good idea or that I liked it; just that it can be done... and sadly, I have done it.

      That's what businesses say when they haven't had a week-long outage because a transformer blew a hole in the side of their colocation center.

      Sounds like another one of those crazy random events (if that actually happened). Do you have a manual for this stuff? See chapter 5, section 12, for what to do if a transformer blows a hole in the colo? What if Mel Gibson catches fire next to your cage while touring the colo? Although... a week is a long outage for something like that. That sounds like someone isn't prepared, regardless of whether you've got iron or cloud.

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    28. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I've seen what happens when a voltage regulator failure on a blade takes out the entire 12V rail on the blade chassis (as well as taking out the blade next to it). No one that cares about reliability is going to run a single chassis.

      Yeah? What about nuclear war? EMP? Zombies? Ebola? Solar flares? Mice chewing through wires? I mean, yes, you're right, but it comes down to how many contingencies you can possibly plan for, and how much budget you have to plan for them all.

      That's what geographical redundancy is for - it protects you from everything that could affect a single datacenter or, with enough distance, it can protect you from a disaster that affects an entire state, or even an entire coast.

      I can't plan for a one in a million event -- but neither can cloud giants, as we've seen even the mighty Amazon go down. Shit just happens sometimes. We want to minimize it of course, but be realistic.

      As far as I know, Amazon has never had a multi-region outage. In 2 years on AWS, we haven't experienced any multi-availability zone outages that affected us, we've split our servers across AZ's, and though we have experienced single-AZ outages, we haven't been hit by any multi-AZ outages. Once a quarter we do a live failover to the our backup site in an Amazon region on the other side of the country to test it out. Our monthly spend at Amazon is about half what we were paying in colocation costs (which doesn't take into account the cost savings on equipment and maintenance contracts).

      If I were paranoid enough and given unlimited funding and development budget, I'd host the disaster recovery site using a different provider, but we have a lot of management scripts that rely on AWS API's to monitor, manage, and scale the site as needed (spot instances help keep the costs down for some of the big data analysis jobs we run) and we rely on some AWS services that would make it inconvenient to use a different provider. That's a known risk that ties us to Amazon, but so far it's been a fair tradeoff.

      The disaster recover site costs us very little - we keep a bare minimum number of servers running there that can host our service with some more resource intensive features turned off, and after failover, we can spin up more servers as needed, but even if the backup region is out of spare capacity due to a large number of customers migrating, we can provide our core services using just the reserved instances we keep running all the time. We're working on generalizing the failover so we can spin up our site in any of AWS's regions.

      Does anyone really run their border firewall on the same blade chassis that run their servers?

      I didn't say it was a good idea or that I liked it; just that it can be done... and sadly, I have done it.

      Isn't that your entire point? That a blade chassis with 2TB SSD's is cheaper and better than using a cloud provider?

      Why suggest it if it's not a good idea? There are an unending number of ways to host an unreliable service.

      That's what businesses say when they haven't had a week-long outage because a transformer blew a hole in the side of their colocation center.

      Sounds like another one of those crazy random events (if that actually happened). Although... a week is a long outage for something like that. That sounds like someone isn't prepared, regardless of whether you've got iron or cloud.

      It's usually not as spectacular as an actual explosion, but datacenter center outages do happen. You think a week is a long time to recover from a datacenter explosion? I'm impressed that in this case they managed to get temporary power to customers in only a week after the explosion blew out the electrical room walls several fee

    29. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by dkf · · Score: 1

      Connecting that blade server to other Internet services and to customers and protecting your service from hardware or software failure can become a challenge. "The cloud" (someone else's computer) provides Internet connectivity, failover to a fresh instance, and managed backup.

      Plus, if you buy the hardware yourself, you're responsible for sorting out utilisation levels and stuff like that. Clouds let you hire as much as you want for (almost) as short an amount of time as you want, which lets you do some really funky stuff. (Note that you don't have to put your entire infrastructure in the cloud, or in one vendor's cloud infrastructure. In fact, I'd expect some things to explicitly not go there...)

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    30. Re:You can buy 2 TB flash drives now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't be running an Internet or technology-centric service if you don't have the resources to set up redundancy, firewall, network, etc..

      Using a cloud provider doesn't absolve you of those duties, it just abstracts them somewhere else. The only difference is that when you go down, you can play blame the vendor.

      For those that actually care about our businesses, we'd prefer to keep our core-competencies in-house.

  9. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Funny

    meow meow f1rst p0st yeeha 10 years and going str0ng!

    I see that you are a Cloud Engineer.

    Do you have 25 years of experience in cloud computing and experience with mice?

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  10. I read the headline and the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I still have no freaking idea why the Headline calls the pricing "absurd" or the summary calls it "insane". I'm going to have to actually RTFA to find out what any halfway intelligent summary should have done. If you're story calls it absurd and insance, the for the love of Pete, explain why in the least! Absurdly low? Absurdly high? Absurdly complex? FFS!

    1. Re:I read the headline and the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As a follow up, the first bloody of TFA actually stated what the summary completely ignored:

      cloud pricing is insanely complicated.

      Followed up by this sentence...

      It’s virtually impossible for customers to price shop, as vendors use a wide range of models and some don’t actually publish their prices.

      Those two sentences explained more than the entire paragraph summary.

  11. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But SUSE is doing a pretty good job in advertising its IAAS Cloud Strategy :
    SUSE Cloud Strategy

  12. A codex is not a decoder by jtara · · Score: 1

    Let's start by using "codex" correctly. (Or, in this case, not using it at all...) It's not a secret decoder ring. It's a bound set of pages. Or a "book", but not necessarily with a cover. A codex be a guide to decoding or translating something, but that would be completely incidental, as the word carries no such meaning.

    1. Re:A codex is not a decoder by jtara · · Score: 0

      ^ "A codex might be..."

    2. Re:A codex is not a decoder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all impressed with your knowledge of the word codex, podex.

  13. Hidden performance when on the cheap by shuz · · Score: 5, Informative

    One very important aspect to pay attention to is the advertised performance service you will get. CPU cycles, size of memory, volume of storage, amount of networking bandwidth are all sure to be price points and advertising points. I would encourage everyone to pay attention to any fine print about:
    *dedicated vs shared CPU. The biggest problem with CPU sharing is that CPU cycles are scheduled to be shared on over subscribed "cloud" providers, which helps lower cost. Oversubscribed CPU cycles causes CPU wait time, which means that your "cloud" CPU may need to wait X amount of time to be scheduled for your N CPU cores that you are paying for. Let's say that you have 8 CPU's, you may need to wait for 8 CPU's to be unused on the physical host your are on before you get to do any work at all. If you have 1 or 2 CPU's than this is far less of an issue. The greater the core count the bigger the issue.

    *Memory ballooning. Memory is one of the most easily over subscribed resources in "clouds". To cut costs Memory is allocated to you at, let's say 12GB. But you only use 6GB. On the back end you are really only given 6GB. Going further let's say that you have 12GB, use only 6GB, but only have 4GB actively in use by your application. There are memory scheme's out there that will write the 2GB that you do not use very often to disk(think swapping intelligently).

    *Disk IO speeds. Storage can be really cheap or really expensive depending on how it is architected. Pay attention to any fine print talking about what the storage consists of and if you have any kind of dedicated Disk IO. The cheapest "cloud storage" provider may be offering a product that works great for highly cached low transaction websites. But that same provider may give poor performance for a high rate of disk transaction logging server, or high transactional application.

    *bandwidth limitations. Pay attention to quality of service limits. Pay attention to bandwidth sharing, do you get full advertised bandwidth to the internet or do you get "up to bandwidth" limits. Network connections to other servers that are co-hosted could be as fast as 40+GB/s. If it matters to your application ask if there are higher bandwidth connections between co-hosted servers.

    *backups, service uptimes, service failure compensation, riders on the contract that talk about lower temporary performance in the event of a hardware failure. Options for expansion of resources(hot or cold).

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    1. Re:Hidden performance when on the cheap by alen · · Score: 1

      that and amazon and others all oversubscribe the hardware
      we have vmware servers that use twice the physical memory that's in there. 2GB to an instance doesn't mean it's always using 2GB so you can add more instances

    2. Re:Hidden performance when on the cheap by shallot · · Score: 1

      Let's say that you have 8 CPU's, you may need to wait for 8 CPU's to be unused on the physical host your are on before you get to do any work at all. If you have 1 or 2 CPU's than this is far less of an issue. The greater the core count the bigger the issue.

      You seem to be describing a "feature" in versions of VMware that are very old these days.

      See some of the answers e.g. at http://serverfault.com/questions/218823/can-a-vm-perform-better-when-only-two-cores-instead-of-four-cores-are-presented

    3. Re:Hidden performance when on the cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say that you have 8 CPU's, you may need to wait for 8 CPU's to be unused on the physical host your are on before you get to do any work at all. If you have 1 or 2 CPU's than this is far less of an issue. The greater the core count the bigger the issue.

      You seem to be describing a "feature" in versions of VMware that are very old these days.

      See some of the answers e.g. at http://serverfault.com/questions/218823/can-a-vm-perform-better-when-only-two-cores-instead-of-four-cores-are-presented

      Not only VMware. I've seen discussions about VirtualBox that suggests it has a similar constraint, at least in some versions. I have found references stating that KVM does not suffer from this problem, but have been unable to determine whether or not Xen does.

    4. Re:Hidden performance when on the cheap by shallot · · Score: 1

      Xen doesn't have that problem - at least I've never seen any documentation about the 'vcpus' setting that would warn about any such issue.

  14. Private cloud by Dareth · · Score: 2

    They call that a private cloud. People with sensitive data requirements need to use that to enjoy the cloud. You do not get the price breaks you get for public/shared infrastructure clouds.

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    1. Re:Private cloud by blippo · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I think it's only Larry Ellison that calls heaps of servers in the basement for "personal cloud" ....

    2. Re:Private cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as I get physical access to my server and a guarantee that the server isn't shared with others, sure.

      They call that a private cloud.

      One server does not a cloud make.

  15. No shit sherlock by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    Cloud computation sites like CEX.io and Cloudhashing.com and are for those who don't want to house their computation mechanism at home. The cloud cost at least triple compare to similar (performance-wise) hardware, but you don't have to deal with electricity and stuff, plus you can sell back your hashing power to the exchange.

  16. Why even use cloud services ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My question is serious.

    Is there a compelling reason for a company or an individual to
    use cloud services and in so doing rely on others for security,
    reliability, and other important functions ?

    My guess is that the only real reasons someone would use the
    cloud are either stupidity or false economy, or a mixture of the two.

    If I have missed something please advise.

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    1. Re:Why even use cloud services ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My guess is that you've never managed a data center, or specced a large enterprise application to serve high numbers of simultaneous users, if you think that cloud offers a "false economy" to users.

      Certainly, you can waste money on cloud by pushing "everything" into the cloud. But you can save shitloads of money by adopting a cloud model as well. If you simply need to expand into a cloud provider occasionally to accommodate seasonal peaks, then you can save yourself massive amounts of infrastructure cost - no need to build an 8 megawatt datacenter to house all the servers required to service your projected peak load (think: tax season, christmas shopping season, other 'peak usage' times where a business might get relatively low usage for most of the year, and then see a massive surge for a week or a month) - when a 2 MW data center serves your needs 330 days of the year.

      Cloud providers also provide agile expansion and contraction of capacity if you plan your architecture well.

      Often, cloud provider datacenters provide same-or-higher-quality security, reliability, and management than what Joe Schmo would build for his small 20 person office, as well.

      Don't discount it because YOU have not had a personal need for it. There's lots of cases where it's a sensible decision, even if it's not ALWAYS the sensible decision.

    2. Re:Why even use cloud services ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's lots of cases where it's a sensible decision, even if it's not ALWAYS the sensible decision.

      Thanks for your well written explanation.

      .

    3. Re:Why even use cloud services ? by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      On the + side of cloud computing as opposed to hosting your own server infrastructure:
      Its nice to have a team on duty 24X7 when things go down.

      There are economies in scale when you need lots of bandwidth, full redundancy as well as geographic distribution.

      If you have HIPAA or PCI Level 1 requirements it nice to have a well equipped team to handle monitoring, log review, incident response, separation of duties and third party audit.

      If you needs are Modest, it can be very cheap.

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    4. Re:Why even use cloud services ? by anethema · · Score: 1

      You can also go the other way and spec your equipment for the massive seasonal peaks then rent out out as a cloud service for others later :D (IE: Amazon)

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    5. Re:Why even use cloud services ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is.

      SMB space:
      More efficient timesharing of resources like security resources, networking resources, etc.
      Outsourced license management

      All sectors:
      Changing capex model to opex model - huge advantages for businesses.
      More efficient manner to establish multiple data centers
      Improved security of individual VMs - see the MIT paper "get off my cloud" for more information.

      This is a basic subset. Research and learn more.

  17. Re: Prices is just part of the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They can't even achieve 10% uptime? That's pretty bad.

  18. Complicated on purpose by Willuz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most IT services and applications have gone to extremely complicated price models now. The purpose is to confuse upper level management so that they just decide to buy the highest level of service because they can't figure out what any of the levels mean.

    Try reading the MS SQL Server license guides. It's more complicated than the software itself and even has quick reference guides and instructions on how to read the guides. Most managers just say to buy the most expensive so they know they're covered.

    1. Re:Complicated on purpose by shuz · · Score: 1

      The most expensive licensing for a product does not always get you all the functionality you want or need to use the product. Many companies offer "plugins" or add on services to make their base or even advanced product better. These products often do not have an all inclusive option. Ultimately any marketer will try to get as much out of their products as they think they can get away with. If people making decisions can not, by them selves, understand exactly what they are buying they ought to include others in the decision making process.

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    2. Re:Complicated on purpose by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      So buy all the plugins too!

  19. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    Always interesting to hear the Henrietta Pussycat perspective on cloud computing.

  20. Re:Prices is just part of the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you high? Azure has a higher uptime than AWS. Stop spreading your anti-MS bullshit, or at least cough up a source.

  21. Re:Prices is just part of the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are extra features that could make big differences. Noone can match Azure's 9.99999999999% uptime.

    Uncertain if decimal point placement was accidental or intentional...

  22. DigitalOcean by GrBear · · Score: 2

    So far, I've yet to find ANY pricing that beats my VPS provider, DigitalOcean... Google included.

    1. Re:DigitalOcean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:DigitalOcean by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Linode is comparable. Better in some ways, worse in others, but overall about on par.

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    3. Re:DigitalOcean by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      DigitalOcean is seriously oversold. If all you do is host a website you may not notice it though.

      For small stuff I recommend RamNode. For bigger things, RackSpace.

      I tried AWS and a bunch of others.

    4. Re:DigitalOcean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah DO looks like another one of those "Cloud Service in a Box" providers like AmeriNoc and all those others that have the exact same website with a different name in the banner.

    5. Re:DigitalOcean by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I'll second this. $5/month at DigitalOcean gets you:

      o 512MB RAM, a single-core CPU,
      o A Static IPV4 address, 1TB of bandwidth, and
      o 20GB of fast *SSD* disk.

      --A few months ago they started charging extra for backups/snapshots tho, so I disabled that functionality. They're the best deal that I've found so far for a cheap cloud VM. (I have no affiliation with them, just a satisfied customer.)

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  23. Slang is never moronic by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    That is possibly more moronic than simply mistaking a verb for a noun.

    No, it's not moronic. Slang is never moronic, it just is. That is how language evolves, especially within subgroups... even I at the periphery of the cloud world (as I'm primarily a developer and not a sysadmin) understood what "compute" meant and didn't even think twice reading it.

    The fact that you had trouble with it merely means you exist more outside that world than the people using it, not that there is anything wrong with the word itself.

    After all, shorter is just about always better in communications, as long as the message remains equally clear. A word like compute saves two verbose words while saying exactly the same thing, a clear win.

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    1. Re:Slang is never moronic by danlip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slang is never moronic, it just is

      Clearly you don't know any teenagers.

    2. Re:Slang is never moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      After all, shorter is just about always better in communications, as long as the message remains equally clear.

      But it didn't remain clear, or we wouldn't have this thread.

      A word like compute saves two verbose words while saying exactly the same thing, a clear win.

      But it didn't, or we wouldn't have this thread.

    3. Re:Slang is never moronic by Kielistic · · Score: 1, Redundant

      This is not slang. This is an attempt at forcing slang and that is what makes it moronic. I am fully aware of the evolution of language and this is not it.

      No, it does not say the same thing. It makes it look like the sentence was cut off because there was a trailing verb. There are perfectly good nouns that would fit that spot and actually be descriptive. Alternatively, they could have actually written what they meant instead of trying to "spice" it up and make it look hip. If they wanted to talk about compute capacity or compute units they should have said that or used the nouns.

      Not all language "evolution" helps clarity nor is it always a good thing. Sometimes it should still be corrected. Marketing departments should almost always be fought with full force.

    4. Re:Slang is never moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, it's not moronic. Slang is never moronic

      It is when it's *marketing* slang...

    5. Re:Slang is never moronic by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      It makes it look like the sentence was cut off because there was a trailing verb.

      It didn't to me or anyone else who knew that meaning of the word compute. It's not like there are no other verbs that are also nouns.

      There are perfectly good nouns that would fit that spot and actually be descriptive.

      Cough them up. You can't just say that is so without an example you perceive as better. I see nothing wrong with using "compute" in that way.

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    6. Re:Slang is never moronic by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But it didn't remain clear, or we wouldn't have this thread.

      It is clear within the subgroup that buys cloud resources, it just happens that Slashdot readership is a superset of that group.

      But instead of some taking it as a learning opportunity they are demanding that language remain fixed, which seems like a fruitless pursuit to me.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    7. Re:Slang is never moronic by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, slang is often moronic. Slang mostly exists as deliberate language mis-use an in-group identifier. And groups of morons have slang too.

      But this is technical jargon (a specific kind of slang), and technical jargon is definitely stupid when simpler common English works in place of the jargon, as technical jargon isn't only deliberate language mis-use an in-group identifier, but is needed to communicate with little ambiguity. "Utilize" is stupid jargon because "use" works fine.

      By that measure is "compute" stupid? You make a decent argument that it's not. But I certainly take issue with the notion that "shorter is better" - spoken language is plump with redundancy for good reason.

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    8. Re:Slang is never moronic by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

      Slang is Japanese for snake and -- o yeah all your verb are belong to us!

    9. Re:Slang is never moronic by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Clearly you don't know any teenagers.

      See, there's your problem. You're conflating slang with teenagers. Slang isn't moronic. Teenagers are.

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    10. Re:Slang is never moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But instead of some taking it as a learning opportunity they are demanding that language remain fixed

      I refer to my previous quotation, which I shall paste again here:

      compute, n. Now rare.

      (kmpjut)

      [...]

      2. Reckoning, calculation, computation. Now chiefly in phr. beyond compute.

      1588 J. Harvey Disc. Probleme 19 According to the historical Computes euen of sundry these fauorites. 1656 H. More Antid. Ath. ii. ii. (1712) 45 Any new pressurecannot come into compute in this case. 1705 Bp. Wilson in Keble Life iv. (1863) 146 The expenses I have been at, whichby a modest compute comes to 100l. ready moneys. 1776 Johnson Lett. (1788) I. 314 With encrease of delight past compute, to use the phrase of Cumberland. 1857 R. G. Latham Prichard's East. Orig. Celtic N. 372 My obligations to his learningare beyond compute.

      (Source: Oxford English Dictionary, 4th ed.)

      If language remained fixed, we'd be using the word "compute" in the sense that it was used in 1588, i.e. with basically the same meaning as the modern word "computation". What these people seem to want is less for English to remain fixed, but rather for it to remain fixed as it was at the time they learned it.

    11. Re:Slang is never moronic by teg · · Score: 1

      It's not like there are no other verbs that are also nouns.

      Verbing weirds language.

    12. Re:Slang is never moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slang is always moronic when taken out of context without explanation.

    13. Re:Slang is never moronic by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      Compute isn't even really slang, it has a well established meaning related to cloud. Just like storage, network, cache, db are defined, compute is just another category of services.

    14. Re:Slang is never moronic by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Capacity or units would suffice. You know, the nouns that compute was being used to describe before marketing thought they could create a new buzzword.

  24. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nope, but I do have to deal with it on a daily basis...

    Cloud pricing is insane (and insanely complex) because otherwise the vendor wouldn't make any real money off of it.

    Take AWS for instance. Sure, the spot pricing is cheap as hell. Well, it would be, if they didn't charge you $0.11/GB-hour for storage, a penny-fraction for every 10,000 GET requests you receive (and a similar price for every 1,000 PUT/form requests), and a zillion other nickel-and-dime charges that turn a forecasted $300/mo. estimate into a $3200/mo. OpEx ( for five moderately-busy servers w/ a small DB... basically a smallish-sized commercial website).

    I know this because I just inherited one of these. My predecessor promised cheap, I'm stuck with managing expensive (and am moving the #$@! thing back into our existing colo space as soon as I can practically do so...)

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  25. Re:A Dog Named Stains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That reminds me of a song by Red Peters: Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains.

  26. Point taken by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    It is when it's *marketing* slang...

    I will grant you that is true, marketing manufactured words often fall flat. "Compute" is not that case though.

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  27. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    my employer had an interesting result when looking at these factors, which is: AWS is the same cost as our own datacenter for heavily utilized systems. Where a savings can be realized is in hosting burst or temporary capacity. Or, I suppose, if you don't' have your own DC. It makes sense, AWS pricing would have to ultimately be the same as anyone else's datacenter, with maybe a little economy of scale thrown in. But any well run DC should price out in the same neighborhood.

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  28. Re:Prices is just part of the picture by gmuslera · · Score: 0

    Since the start had big problems, but the reasons are the worrysome ones, sometimes for misconfigured network devices, forgetting to update a SSL certificate, dealing with leap years, and even over DNS (this one was last month, and took down other MS services).

  29. Re:Prices is just part of the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if they use Azure for TFS it was probably intentional

  30. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have 25 years of experience in cloud computing and experience with mice?

    25 years of experience in cloud computing? Check.
    Experience with mice? Check.

  31. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    It does come down to that, but only almost. When you consider what it takes to dink around with VPC, along with other infrastructure integration hassles (not to mention the sysadmin's time in ramping-up and dealing with them)? It can get pricey in a hurry. Gets even worse when you have a *nix-heavy environment, and discover that unless you want to jump through a ton of hoops, you can only migrate 'doze server 2003/8 VMs to it.

    Now as a cold-start remote DR site that you build-up (say, leave your DB on in there to replicate data from prod while the other instances sleep)? It's not a completely bad way to go. In my case, I already have a colo and an existing infrastructure that I can move the thing into, so my costs will actually drop by quite a bit.

    All said and done? My biggest (and TBH only real) complaint is the semi-hidden costs that AWS barfs on you after you get stuff up and running. Unless you know them first-hand (or get really lucky digging through the paperwork while in the estimation stage), you can be very easily bitten by the nickle-and-dime stuff (as my predecessor was bitten, unfortunately).

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  32. move along by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    mouse slipped, modded overrated instead of funny. please ignore.

  33. And none of the offering is outside the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So consider anything you put on those cloud, copyied by the NSA. So if you are concurring against an US firm, consider the NSA sometime use their spying to give local industry an advantage. Nuff said.

  34. What about provisioning and backup? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    What about encryption, key management, reliability, uptime, consistent throughput and 20 or 30 other things?

  35. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by jimicus · · Score: 1

    I know this because I just inherited one of these. My predecessor promised cheap, I'm stuck with managing expensive (and am moving the #$@! thing back into our existing colo space as soon as I can practically do so...)

    Sounds like your predecessor fell for a scam that's existed since time immemorial. Outsourcing isn't always cheaper. How can it be when the company you're outsourcing to faces the exact same costs as you do but needs to make a profit on top?

    Oh, sure, it is under some specific circumstances. But the idea that it always is is downright lazy management.

  36. What published pricing? by tepples · · Score: 1
    Nancy Gohring wrote in the IT World article:

    some don’t actually publish their prices

    hawguy wrote:

    and use the published pricing

    Insane secret, so insane bad.

  37. Cheap for us by master_kaos · · Score: 1

    Now I work for a small company, we used to colo two servers but our host sucked (a lot of downtime) although it was cheap, we then looked in more reliable hosts, but was going to be way more expensive
    We then looked at amazon. It was 1/3 of the price as our existing colo (not as much computing power but enough for us) and up time has been way better,.
    Our bill is now similar to what we were paying, but we also now have 8 servers running vs the two before. We use micro instances for 6 of our servers, and medium instance for the others. I do imagine with the bigger servers the cost would start going up.. but for a small company, cloud computing is extremely cost effective.

  38. pay for use by Seth024 · · Score: 1

    Is there a cloud service provider that allows complete usage-based payment? Where you don't select how much storage/computing/bandwith you need when you select your plan but at the end of the month you have to pay for whatever you used.

    Maybe my website only needs a few Mb/s of data transfer, but if a video suddenly goes viral, the cloud provider can automatically increase the bandwith to my website. And at the end of the month I only have to pay for whatever data upload/download I used. (and similar for cpu cycles, data storage and memory use)

  39. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

    Monitoring the hell out of your environment before you ship anything there is the key to running anything on someone else's datacenter. Then run it through the sausage-making estimation routines to find an approximate costs. I keep looking at the player's cost structures here and to be honest, it's not cost effective. Yet.

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  40. digitalocean.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beats everyone?
    https://www.digitalocean.com/

  41. i can remember a time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when most women wore a codex at a certain time of month, although they spelled it differently back then

  42. Compute pricing is absurd if used in the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time after time i read critisism of cloud services which exhibit a total misunderstanding of the opportunity they provide. Sure if you mistake the opportunity for 'virtual hosting' and move your 24/7 DC operation out to AWS you will end up paying far more than if you 'in-house'.

    However if you use 'cloud' as it has evolved to be (as a distinct genus from virtual hosting) then the key is that u can use a server for an hour a month to cope with peak demand, and only pay for that hour. To do this 'in house' you need to pay for the server and its 24/7 availability - something that will cost much more than a few $ paid to AWS.

    When talking 'cloud' the key is not technology or price, it is the 'big picture economics' of the problem you are trying to resolve. The important thing is that when you don't need it you don't pay.

    D2

  43. Re:meow meow f1rst p0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can also have it the other way around. How about some IT dude over estimating capacity needs and then ordering hardware for it and then getting stuck with really expensive machines and high TCO...