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What Sci-Fi Movies Teach Us About Project Management Skills

Esther Schindler writes "It's certainly fun to pretend to find work inspiration from our favorite SF films. That's what Carol Pinchefsky does in two posts, one about positive business lessons you can take away from SF films (such as 'agile thinking can save many a project (and project manager) in a crisis' from Robocop and team motivation lessons from Buffy), and the other, 5 Project Management Horror Stories Found in Sci-Fi Movies, with examples of the impact of poor documentation on Captain America."

186 comments

  1. Couldn't follow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't follow this at all. Can you put it in a PowerPoint for me? Thanks.

    1. Re:Couldn't follow... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      When your dystopian underlings or royal space subjects comment on aspects of a "mission" a smile, propaganda and lies can go down well.
      A one way mission becomes exploration.
      Creating a some new weapons system from an alien becomes productive medical research.

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  2. SF and project management by rossdee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We shall redouble our efforts"

    The commander of Death Star 2 when Vader told him the Emperor was coming to inspect the project.

    1. Re:SF and project management by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 0

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      The commander of Death Star 2 when Vader told him the Emperor was coming to inspect the project.

      I think spaceballs taught us everything we need to know about bad management.
      "The Secret Combination Is . . . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5".

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    2. Re:SF and project management by flargleblarg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      I've always wondered... Why didn't he just say quadruple?

    3. Re:SF and project management by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      I've always wondered... Why didn't he just say quadruple?

      I assume it's because he's already doubled his efforts once and quadrupling would mean a total 8x increase compared to the original amount of effort?

      Also, "redouble" doesn't have to literally mean "double again,"
      it can be used less specifically to mean "a great increase"

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    4. Re:SF and project management by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      The commander of Death Star 2 when Vader told him the Emperor was coming to inspect the project.

      As a PHB, I learned a lot from the Empire. I'm looking forward to the new sequels where the Empire gets to win.

    5. Re:SF and project management by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      On day one in scriptwriting class they teach you that long words like "quadruple" are only allowed during techno-babble and never during normal conversation.

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    6. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About half a year ago, a friend of mine asked me why I liked SF.

      We were discussing SF books - I'm more of a reader than a watcher, but I advised her to watch Babylon 5.

      She and her husband (who was managing a book store) watched the whole 5 seasons together.

      She is the HR manager of a large medical research company, now she would like ALL line/project managers in her company to watch the series - she says it is better at teaching management issues than all training she ever attended. (No, she will try to not enforce that.)

    7. Re:SF and project management by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      I always wondered how they got the design of the Death Star through the review committee given its obvious flaws. If your expensive creation can be destroyed by a single shot, why build it?

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    8. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered... Why didn't he just say quadruple?

      Because that would be wrong. There, you can stop wondering now.

    9. Re:SF and project management by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      If your expensive creation can be destroyed by a single shot, why build it?

      Because like in most IT projects, they concentrated on the big things and completely ignored the small stuff. In their case, they were worried about defending themselves against battleships (or whatever the rebels were using), not small, one-man ships.

      In IT projects, everyone is so worried about getting the big things done, they miss the obvious little stuff. Let's build a web site where people can look up how much more they're going to pay for insurance. Great idea boss!

      *9 months rolls by* We got the web site up and it looks fantastic!

      Why aren't people using our site? Why does it keep crashing?

      Um, we didn't account for how many people might want to look, including the media, didn't provide enough personnel to perform significant load testing and didn't allot enough time to check for bugs and inaccurate information.

      Same thing with the Death Star. They wanted something big and powerful, to show the world how great they were. They didn't take the time to do the nitty gritty stuff which is necessary to complete a successful project (which is why 70% of IT projects fail).

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    10. Re:SF and project management by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      I've always wondered... Why didn't he just say quadruple?

      Because redouble doesn't mean quadruple.

    11. Re:SF and project management by BVis · · Score: 1

      Politics. Guessing that snub fighters weren't in the initial spec, so they weren't accounted for. Once the problem was found, it was glossed over to protect the well-connected people who made the mistake in the first place. Hey, the death toll was only in the thousands, no big deal. Someone probably did a quiet cost/benefit analysis and determined that the expense of fixing the problem would raise too many troubling questions, and when the boss has a habit of Force choking people who rock the boat, that boat doesn't get rocked.

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    12. Re: SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Battleship Bismarck had And Tia craft guns that couldn't aim at biplanes. To slow.
      And Could not steer with the propellers alone.
      Minor flaws That led to her sinking. It happens in real life too.

    13. Re:SF and project management by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Was he hoping to complete it a parsec early?

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    14. Re:SF and project management by tsqr · · Score: 0

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      I've always wondered... Why didn't he just say quadruple?

      Probably because "redouble" means "to double", not "to quadruple". Check your dictionary.

    15. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, between the turbolasers, Electronic warfare systems, and the huge defense fleet and fighter squadrons guarding the station. They had no idea that it would be an issue. Especially since it took getting detail blueprints of the station to even find the weakness.

      If Empire Infosec had been on the ball, the rebellion would have been blown up, Vader would have found his son traipsing around the galaxy since all his friends got blown up, and the emperor wouldn't fall down a shaft in the third movie.

    16. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice write up. It reminds me of the excellent RobotChicken parody of when the Emperor receives the phonecall that the deathstar is blown up. And he's like "What?!? I havn't even paid it off yet!"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0

    17. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the early scene with Vader's warning on arrival, I always thought it would have been hilarious to have Luke's confrontation with the Emperor go like this:

      Emperor: "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"

      Vader: "Uh, actually...

      Emperor: "What?"

      Vader: "The superlaser isn't QUITE operational yet. They need a couple more weeks. It seems the commander needed more men to complete the work on schedule."

      Emperor: "Didn't you find new ways to MOTIVATE them??"

      Vader: "Well, I Force-choked a bunch of them... but that was less helpful than you might think."

      Emperor: "!@#$%!!!"

    18. Re:SF and project management by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I wish you'd have written TFA, because I thought TFA sucked. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? That is NOT science fiction, nor Batman, nor Ghostbusters. The "lesson" from the STNG episode? "Think outside the box."

      Lame article, I'll bet the comments here are a lot better (just started reading them)

    19. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We shall redouble our efforts"

      The commander of Death Star 2 when Vader told him the Emperor was coming to inspect the project.

      I think spaceballs taught us everything we need to know about bad management.
        "The Secret Combination Is . . . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5".

      That's incredible! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

    20. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On day one in scriptwriting class they teach you that long words like "quadruple" are only allowed during techno-babble and never during normal conversation.

      People complain about books/movies/tv/games/everything being the same thing over and over. Yet we still think having classes for creative entertainment disciplines is a good idea... Classes which no doubt use the same rote memorization/testing paradigm as all (or at least most) other classes.

    21. Re:SF and project management by rwise2112 · · Score: 1
      Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?

      Admiral Motti: N... no.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?

      Admiral Motti: No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?

      Admiral Motti: Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.

      Admiral Motti: No, no, the hole's only two meters across.

      Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.

      Admiral Motti: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?

      Admiral Motti: Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.

      Admiral Motti: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...

      Stewie (Darth Vader): [Vader begins to choke him] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!

      Admiral Motti: [choking] There's nothing to do downtown!

      Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him!

      Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish.

      [releases Tagge]

      Stewie (Darth Vader): All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?

      Imperial Officer: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Ehhhh...

      Imperial Officer: We'll get estimates.

      Stewie (Darth Vader): Get estimates, yeah, yeah.

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    22. Re:SF and project management by Zynder · · Score: 1

      You forgot to finish your rant with:
      Worst. Summary. EVAR.

    23. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admiral Motti: Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

      For shame-- everybody knows the shaft is ray-shielded, so you have to use proton torpedoes. Turn in your geek card, Seth!

    24. Re:SF and project management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's revealed in Star Wars 7 that the destruction of Alderaan was staged and that the whole Death Star thing is an insurance scam.

  3. Sy-Fy Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where wrestling is considered Science Fiction. I continue to wait for them to start rolling COPS episodes and Bizarre Foods.

    1. Re:Sy-Fy Channel by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      I think wrestling is perfectly cromulent for the Syfylis channel.

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  4. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean you have Star Wars, Star Trek, Senerity, Farscape (I guess), Dune (maybe). A few movies from the 60's/70's (silent running, 2001, whatever).

    What other sci-fi movies are there? It's all shit.

    Alien. Aliens.

    It's a stunning reminder of the value of human life ... when there's science involved (look at me still talking ...)

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  5. Science Fact by bscott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You don't need to reach for SF to get a great project management lesson, just look at the Apollo program.

    A triumph of the human spirit, of technology, of ingenuity, sure - but mainly, an overwhelming triumph of project management. Who says the government can't handle any big jobs, eh? (well, anyone who's been watching for the last 40 years maybe...)

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    1. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist.

      And during the time of the Apollo program 'rocket scientist' used to mean a damn.

      I'd love to go back to treating effective scientists like heroes. But first, people need to get behind a perspective on global warming.

    2. Re:Science Fact by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

      ... just look at the Apollo program.

      A triumph of the human spirit, of technology, of ingenuity, sure - but mainly, an overwhelming triumph of project management.

      And then NASA changed their management. And the new management dropped "belt and suspenders" "managing for Murphy's law" in favor of "managing for success". And they launched Challenger when the solid-fuel booster O-rings were too cold to seat properly, over the objections of the engineers.

      And the space program was put on hold for 2 2/3 years.

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    3. Re:Science Fact by jd2112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Appropriate quote:

      “Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.”
      Wernher Von Braun

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    4. Re:Science Fact by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And they launched Challenger when the solid-fuel booster O-rings were too cold to seat properly, over the objections of the engineers.

      That's true, but what's even sadder is that those damn O-rings should've never even been there in the first place. The SRBs were meant to be a one piece monolithic design. However it was changed into a segmented multi piece O-ring design because pork had to be provided to Morton Thiokol at the insistence of the senator from Utah, who held the purse strings. (Thiokol, being in Utah, cannot ship a large one piece by ocean and could only build segmented ones shipped by rail)

      The lesson here is, do not let managers into your project who have their own agendas that conflict with the main project's mission.

    5. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lesson here is, do not let managers into your project who have their own agendas that conflict with the main project's mission.

      So right.

      After my 20-ish years of experience working in projects of all sizes I can attest that every technical decission influenced by politics is a nail in the coffin of the project. Politics and reality do not mix well.

    6. Re:Science Fact by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's also sad is the engineers then had to sneak around their management to get to talk to the one guy on the inquiry that could not be threatened with loss of reputation if he delivered bad news. Some pressure was put on Feynman to drop the issue but thankfully he ignored it and the ugly truth came out.

    7. Re:Science Fact by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      As already explained by I don't remember who, it can be a correct measure, if your objective is to have a lot of people in a few years.

      Parallelize, and start over many times, and of course, each baby still take nine months to "produce", but globally, each 9 women will get you a baby a month.

      It is not Project, it is Run. Different objectives, different rules, different outcomes.

    8. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still who would trust Hollywood ? I men after all those years trying and they still cant make a successful enough movie to generate enough profit to pay tax.

    9. Re:Science Fact by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And then NASA changed their management. And the new management dropped "belt and suspenders" "managing for Murphy's law" in favor of "managing for success". And they launched Challenger

      You say this as if previous management didn't also have blood on their hands. Apollo 1 saw 3 astronauts burnt alive in their capsule.

      Flammable materials, pure Oxygen environment, negative pressure preventing door from opening doesn't really smell like "managing for Murphy's law".

    10. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But with nine women, and one month, you sure can have a lot of fun if everyone's friendly...

    11. Re:Science Fact by PseudonymousBlowhard · · Score: 1

      I don't think this affects your main point, but it's pretty clear from Feynman's book "What Do You Care What Other People Think" that the information about the O-rings got to Feynman via an Air Force general called Donald Kutyna who was also on the commission (and had contacts in NASA).

    12. Re:Science Fact by paiute · · Score: 1

      Some pressure was put on Feynman....

      That I would have liked to see personally.

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    13. Re:Science Fact by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's true, but what's even sadder is that those damn O-rings should've never even been there in the first place. The SRBs were meant to be a one piece monolithic design.

      No, they were never "meant" to be anything - there is no "absolute" Shuttle design from which the existing one was a departure.
       

      However it was changed into a segmented multi piece O-ring design because pork had to be provided to Morton Thiokol at the insistence of the senator from Utah, who held the purse strings. (Thiokol, being in Utah, cannot ship a large one piece by ocean and could only build segmented ones shipped by rail)

      No, they were changed to segmented design because nobody could figure out how to cast *one* motor grain with consistent burn properties (the monolithic grain took so long to cure that it stratified) - and the Shuttle required a matched pair. Nor could the figure out how to prevent the grain from flowing out the nozzle (the weight of the monolithic grain exceeded the strength of the grain material, resulting in the grain creeping under it's own weight). Not to mention the problem of handling a million plus pound motor without damaging it (as little as 3mm flex over the length of the casing could delaminate the grain from the casing and crack the grain).

    14. Re:Science Fact by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And then NASA changed their management. And the new management dropped "belt and suspenders" "managing for Murphy's law" in favor of "managing for success". And they launched Challenger

      You say this as if previous management didn't also have blood on their hands. Apollo 1 saw 3 astronauts burnt alive in their capsule.

      Flammable materials, pure Oxygen environment, negative pressure preventing door from opening doesn't really smell like "managing for Murphy's law".

      And Apollo 12, which was sent to the Moon despite having been hit by lighting and possibly having damage which could not be detected. And Apollo (IIRC) 15, which had a failed cable assembly in the SPS - and which was allowed to go into Lunar orbit even though the mission rules specified a return to Earth. (There are others, but these are the ones that leap to mind off hand.)

      Apollo era NASA was lucky, they kept making bets and rolling snake eyes - and then covered up for decades just how big the risks had been and how close they repeatedly came to disaster.

    15. Re:Science Fact by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      I've used this example as one of management overruling the techies. The engineers argued against launching in the cold, And management said, "My God. When do you want me to launch? Next April?"

      They launched. The thing failed spectacularly, People died. And they did not launch again for over two years.

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    16. Re:Science Fact by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Apollo was problem solving. None of the stuff cited here is "agile" and this is all bullshit. Real PM is a lot of boring technical skills... fun to do, boring to watch.

    17. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his book "Surely you're joking Mr. Feynman" he discusses the fact that he was put under political pressure on several occasions (http://www.amazon.com/Surely-Feynman-Adventures-Curious-Character/dp/0393316041).

      Of course, as the hero of our story, he doesn't cave. Of course, when you are a well-off Nobel-prize winning physicist and artist, your reputation is pretty much cemented. He tells NASA that their program suffers from social problems, that all the Brazilian scientists don't know what they are doing, and that his favorite strip club is not a public menace.

      Seriously, you should read the book because its awesome.

    18. Re:Science Fact by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      but globally, each 9 women will get you a baby a month.

      "...but on average, you will get a about baby a month." That's all you can really say.

    19. Re:Science Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why statistics isn't math.

    20. Re:Science Fact by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Apparently they gave him mountains of information and hoped he would get lost in it. He said, "They underestimated how quickly I can process information."

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    21. Re:Science Fact by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Read what you've written. That's not official channels and sounds exactly like engineers having to sneak around their management doesn't it? Kutyna was in a position where he could be threatened so that's why we heard it from a dying Nobel prize winner who had bigger things to worry about than losing his job.

    22. Re:Science Fact by jafac · · Score: 1

      SRB's should have never been there. This was design-by congress. It's the reason the shuttle failed, ultimately; it never delivered what it promised (cheap, reusable payloads to orbit; dual-use, cross-range capability). And it was so unsafe, they had to stop flying it, and were never able to afford to follow-through on developing successors (like X-33).

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    23. Re:Science Fact by PseudonymousBlowhard · · Score: 1

      I read it, hence "I don't think this affects your main point". Just thought Kutyna deserves more credit than he usually gets when this story is told.

    24. Re:Science Fact by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Good point. What I found galling is that Kutyna alone probably couldn't have got the message out before being sidelined. IMHO due to how NASA exec positions were handed out as prizes by the powerful in politics it looked like it needed someone already staring death in the face to speak out without being silenced.

    25. Re:Science Fact by paiute · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you should read the book because its awesome.

      I did - that's why I would have liked to personally witness someone trying to intimidate RF.

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  6. What about DS9's In the Pale Moonlight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outsource when you can't do a job yourself?

  7. 7 Habits by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like it's time for Covey to come back to life and write "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Fictional Characters."

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  8. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sci-Fi teaches us not to hire George Lucas... he's terrible.

    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon now how many movie makers have rolled out patches?

      Han shooting first was a bug not a feature!

  9. No movies by ls671 · · Score: 0

    No movies will teach you about real skills needed for efficient project management. People who possess those skills are usually busy doing something else and consider their PM as pure overhead. It doesn't mean you have to be harsh with them. I mean help them as much as you can, sometimes, they might even cover your ass and take the hit for you if they are good PM.

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    1. Re:No movies by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      People who possess those skills are usually busy doing something else

      Protip: Linux is successfull because of amazing project management by Linus. Hell, I consider Git a bigger boon to the world than Linux. Anyone can write a damn simple monolithic kernel, but to immediately gather a community and be able to maintain it is a rare skill. Leadership isn't key in sci-fi? Being in the right place at the right time with the right people helps too -- Also evidenced in sci-fi: A rag-tag group of ethnically diverse individuals from all walks of life will save the day! Diversity can help bring new ideas to the table...

      Speaking of tables: Don't worry about the time table, if the engineer has to fix it before the deadline, they will find a way, even if it means working overtime: "I'm giving her all she can take captain!" Not to worry, they'll pull some engineering magic out out of thin air during the commercial break because this story arc is about to end.

      Speaking of endings: How exactly does Neo see machines as orange colored lights? He didn't get a wireless upgrade, right? Programs escaping into the "real world"? Wait, he can kill sentenals wirelessly with his mind? Yep, instead of a green monochrome inspired world, he's trapped in an amber-screen level of the matrix. The Matrix shows you can always add another layer of indirection...

      Look, it's a confirmation bias piece, it's just for fun.

    2. Re:No movies by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The project managers greatest application of skill is to manage the necessity of themselves out of project completion. The best project managers have very successful projects whilst seeming to do not very much at all, the worst are of course the exact opposite, failed projects whilst working flat out all of the time. I liken it to the story of the woodsman and his axe, the one that was always working flat out and never had time to stop to sharpen his axe (the smart woodsman plans ahead and regularly sharpens his axe and thus doesn't have to work near as hard and yet gets more work done).

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    3. Re:No movies by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The best management is still to stay out of your team's way, give them what they need to get their work done and make sure they're not pestered by beancounters.

      Works for me, at least. You just need a very motivated team, if you got slackers then you're in trouble.

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    4. Re:No movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you got slackers then you're in trouble.
      or saboteurs. These people are very motivated. However they want glory and will sabotage other motivated workers work just to make themselves look better. The favorite weapon is blame shift where they are on the hook for something but are behind and make everyone examine someone else so they can catch up and then look good comparatively. Rinse and repeat a few times. You have turned a good worker into one who does not care anymore.

  10. For the love of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if I dial my nerd pedantry down to the level where I twitch only slightly when somebody calls Star Wars 'sci-fi' on account of it happening in the sciency environment of space, I can't allow 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' to be called SF without comment. I just can't. The lesson Ms Pinchefsky dragooned Buffy into was "Motivate your team members". Setting aside the question of whether any skull thick enough to not have already picked up advice that general is going to have the Eureka moment from reading a forced analogy to a TV show: is Buffy the only work of fiction from which we could squeeze this lesson? Of course not. In Dune, did the future Kwisatz Haderach not motivate the Fremen? In Battlestar Galactica, did Commander Adama not motivate his team at some point? I assume he did. I'm no Pinchefsky, admittedly, but still I can't shake the thought that she could have found some muse that did not muddy an already much-abused designation.

    And actually it seems my outrage this evening had not met its limit at the outset of this post, which I thought it surely had, but having read about the episode from which Ms Pinchefsky seized her lesson, it turns out to be *even worse* than an improper use of the term SF. Buffy is fired for screaming at patrons that they are eating human meat. Should we really be taking management lessons from the woman who hired her back? Don't do that! Don't rehire employees who are literally screaming bloody murder at the customers! They are bad employees, and you are better off without them. This insightful management lesson from fantasy I offer to you for free.

    My main point is that seeing this bullshit offered without even some mild qualm just makes me depressed about Slashdot.

    1. Re:For the love of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Dune, did the future Kwisatz Haderach not motivate the Fremen?

      Yeah, but he did so by founding a cult with himself as the messiah. Not exactly good project management advice.

      Buffy is fired for screaming at patrons that they are eating human meat. Should we really be taking management lessons from the woman who hired her back? Don't do that!

      Buffy was hired back because she had information that could have ruined the Doublemeat Palace if it came to light.

    2. Re:For the love of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Management is a meat process.

  11. Where is Matrix? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    I bet there are a lot of lessons there, including not giving your agents too much independence, they could screw things so badly that you will need to hire your enemies to get rid of them.

    1. Re:Where is Matrix? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hmm... so the NSA will hire Al Quaida to hunt down Snowden?

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  12. The project lessons I've learned from sf movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the scene has been set and you embark upon your heroic and seemingly impossible mission, spend 90% of the project avoiding peril after peril, until just before the end you cause the whole thing to blow up.

    And definitely don't hold out for the sequel where pretty much the same thing happens again.

    1. Re:The project lessons I've learned from sf movies by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more like Stargate SG-1.

      <shrug> "Hey, it's what we do".

  13. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of the ten highest-grossing movies this year, #6 is Gravity, which is unquestionably SF, #9 is Star Trek, which you listed, and #10 is World War Z, which I think a case could be made for if you sort of squint and look at it right. That's not bad! I wouldn't give up on the genre yet.

  14. Nope... by KBehemoth · · Score: 2

    Here are the real lessons of Sci-Fi movies.

  15. These are not the Androids you were looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wherein the Evil Empire sets out to destroy the Androids that could result in its' destruction, but fails due to some major design flaws (and some seriously bad public relations issues), and is ultimately destroyed by its' own hubris.

    1. Re:These are not the Androids you were looking for by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So when is the US due?

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  16. Re:Was not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (-1, Drama Lama)

  17. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What other sci-fi movies are there? It's all shit.

    According to TFS, Buffy is Sci-Fi. I knew right then not to read the article.

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  18. Motivational Buffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Team! You either make the deadline, or you die a horrible death in the hands of our local corporate lawyer. Your choice.

    1. Re:Motivational Buffy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... boss, it might not be the best time for it, but here's my 2 weeks notice...

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    2. Re:Motivational Buffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notices at the end of the Sunnydale, I mean the product cycle are not accepted! School bus, I mean corporate fun mobile waits!

  19. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't let Khan near anything.
    If it breeds, it can take over your ship.
    Sleeping with the test proctor will let you beat the no-win scenario.
    If you have a bad feeling about something, it's a trap.

  20. If you're learning business skills from movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you have bigger problems than lacking business skills.

    1. Re:If you're learning business skills from movies by Sique · · Score: 1

      If you can't learn anything from movies, you have bigger problems than lacking business skills.

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  21. Didn't help my bosses by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "Never tell me the odds" and then plow through it like crazed cowboys

    1. Re:Didn't help my bosses by cusco · · Score: 1

      'Armageddon' also taught us to not to had off the science checking to the intern that no one listens to unless you have a marketing budget rivaling the Superbowl.

      Although 'Deep Impact' taught us that even if the science is right a lack of marketing budget is difficult to overcome.

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  22. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    The only thing mentioned that's true sci-fi would be star trek. The others are either sci-fantasy or border on it.

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  23. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek has telekinesis, ESP, and other paranormal crap... which to me, makes it questionable as sci-fi.

  24. Ender's Game by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not a hip movie to like right now, but Ender's Game is almost all about project management and leadership.

    Ender sees the great potential in his team, even in the misfits and castaways, but he also has high expectations for them to reach that potential. That is what I try to do as a leader.

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    1. Re:Ender's Game by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Ender sees the great potential in his team, even in the misfits and castaways, but he also has high expectations for them to reach that potential. That is what I try to do as a leader.

      I try to emulate Ender too, but I prefer his "If you have a bunch of assholes impeding progress kick their leader to death. The others will fall in line" approach to team building.

    2. Re:Ender's Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Management lesson from Ender's game: if at first you don't succeed, kill everybody.

    3. Re:Ender's Game by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Many lessons can be learned. :)

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    4. Re:Ender's Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corollary: If you want to keep your subordinates in line, make sure not to tell them what they're really working on.

  25. Colossus The Forbin Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For God's sake put an off switch on the damn machine.

    Or, always plan an exit strategy before you implement a can't loose solution.

  26. There is of course the number one rule by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1
    Sarcasm on

    Don't plan ahead, try to foresee difficulties and solve issue way before they come up. Instead blow things off, leave out important details and try to solve everything at the last possible moment. That's good management, or at least a interesting movie

    sarcasm off

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    1. Re:There is of course the number one rule by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      My favorite is, don't tell your team the plan just give them a bunch of tasks. Let them question the outcome but don't let them know that when everything looks like it is about to fail you'll pull out your final thing and save the day explaining all the random crap you did to start with.

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    2. Re:There is of course the number one rule by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, on the plus-side, pretty much any sci-fi disaster (or pretty much any disaster) movie tells us that the beancounters will ignore the engineers who would actually know what to do until it's almost too late, then the engineer will risk career, neck and the life of loved ones to save the day and in the end the beancounter will be praised for it.

      Wait, did I say plus-side?

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    3. Re:There is of course the number one rule by cusco · · Score: 1

      Also that the single macho dude who is a technological ignoramus and who operates by feelings alone rather than by logic will save the day and get the girl by doing something so random that it violates probability and most of the laws of physics.

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  27. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Star Trek has telekinesis, ESP, and other paranormal crap... which to me, makes it questionable as sci-fi.

    The line between sci-fi and fantasy has never really been all that clear-cut.

  28. Every Large Project by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Should have a prominent big red self destruct button. This button should not do anything, and it should be booby trapped.

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    1. Re:Every Large Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like an extract from a great team management manual.

    2. Re:Every Large Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is booby trapped, it does something. Most likely give the person who presses it a shock, but that is still something.

  29. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been on several projects where I fervently wished "dust off and nuke it from orbit" was a project management option. It is, after all, the only way to be sure.

  30. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Alien and Aliens say hello.

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  31. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

    What other sci-fi movies are there?

    Wow, there's a ton, but it is hard to think of them out of the blue. A few were:

    Silent Running
    Galactic Quest
    Real Genius
    Short Circuit
    Men in Black
    The Last Mimzy

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  32. MLP: Management is Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Applebuck Season: You're less productive working 80-hour weeks than you think you are. The whole "lean in" thing is killing you, AJ. Stop and ask for help.

    Suited for Success: Stop worrying about what the customer wants, deliver what the customer actually needs.

    Owl's Well That Ends Well: The n00b isn't necessarily there to take your job, they might have just been hired to ease your workload. Stop being a dick to the new guy/gal.

    Lesson Zero: Stop worrying about the deadlines. If it was important, the ship date would have slipped.

    Hearth's Warming Eve: The devs (earth ponies) blame arrogant QA/process weenies (pegasi), the QA department blames management (unicorns) for impossible demands, management blames those slacker devs, and society collapses under the ineptness of its own org chart.

    Wonderbolts Academy: At first glance, it's a "Top Gun" parody, but upon reflection, this is basically how XP/pair programming worked.

    Apple Family Reunion: Is this episode about Thanksgiving, or is it about HR departments and teambuilding exercises?

    Just for Sidekicks: Managers, this is what your underlings are actually up to while the brass is in town. (Games Ponies Play: Grunts, this is how inept your managers are at trying to impress the brass while they're in town and you're slacking off.)

    Princess Twilight Sparkle: The first ten minutes is about matrix management and cross-training. The second ten minutes is about the fact that it doesn't matter as long as you sell the company and everyone gets a fat check at the exit.

    1. Re:MLP: Management is Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Princess Twilight Sparkle: The first ten minutes is about matrix management and cross-training. The second ten minutes is about the fact that it doesn't matter as long as you sell the company and everyone gets a fat check at the exit.

      Derp. I meant "Magical Mystery Cure" and not "Princess Twilight Sparkle" as the one about matrix management and exit strategies. Oops. My bad. I just don't know what went wrong.

      I also forgot an episode:

      Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000: It's not about cider, it's about beer, and it's not about beer, it's about the importance of QA and craftsmanship, rather than just shipping the MVP at the first available opportunity and let the customers deal with the bugs.

  33. leadership lessons from unusual places by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    I like to find leadership lessons from unusual places too. I occasionally write about them on my blog. This year, that included IT leadership lessons from Zombies, and leadership lessons from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Coaching Buttons blog :-)

    1. Re:leadership lessons from unusual places by umghhh · · Score: 1
      indeed with some brains you can get the ideas from any place. That is what actually makes out a good manager or group leader or what else they are called.

      I even find some use in new buzzwords now and then as they refresh the focus and increase motivation. If you take them for what they are they are not even this annoying anymore. Gurus are annoying tho albeit there is an entertaining value there too. From all the gurus I find the ones mumbling about agile & water fall the most entertaining - I never know what the outcome of the proceeds would be. I laugh every time I see a workshop in which some management consultant is attempting to fix problems of others but cannot get around to organize own workshops in such a way as to make at least one person leave them with added value besides entertainment.

      As for movies I liked Starship Troopers with their fascist social structure etc - you could see what properly done PR campaign can do and that sometimes throwing more people at it is just as good waste of resources as anything else :)

  34. we need no PM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in agile

  35. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget:

    Moon
    Blade Runner
    The Matrix
    Inception
    The Fifth Element
    Gattaca
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind

  36. Gravity ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is not a shred of SF in Gravity. It is a modern disaster movie.

    1. Re:Gravity ? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      "Science fiction" doesn't have to be pewpewpew Star Wars fantasy. Gravity could be a straight golden-era SF short story.

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    2. Re:Gravity ? by paiute · · Score: 1

      Make a wish, Billy.

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    3. Re:Gravity ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aggh! I remember the story vividly, but can't remember the title or the author!

    4. Re:Gravity ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kaleidoscope by Ray Bradbury.

      Gravity = Kaleidoscope meets Open Water.

    5. Re:Gravity ? by Zynder · · Score: 1

      I'll just leave this here.

    6. Re:Gravity ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Bradbury didn't just write crap, he inspired his fans to write crap.

  37. Brazil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't comment yet, still filling out form Reply-13-12.19.

    1. Re:Brazil? by PPH · · Score: 1

      And me without mod points. Where did that requisition form go to?

      And there's proper requirements communication: "Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us."

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    2. Re:Brazil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best career lesson from Brazil: It's all about whom you know.

      Sam: "Mr Helpmann, I've changed my mind. I'd like to accept the transfer - am I too late?"
      Helpmann: "Too late? That's for me to say."

      Runner-up: "You'll never get anywhere in a suit like that!"

  38. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Gunboat_Diplomat · · Score: 1

    I mean you have Star Wars, Star Trek, Senerity, Farscape (I guess), Dune (maybe). A few movies from the 60's/70's (silent running, 2001, whatever).

    What other sci-fi movies are there? It's all shit.

    Not shit: District 9. Bladerunner. Alien. Aliens. The Matrix (1). The Fifth Element. Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

  39. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

    How about Primer?

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  40. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuking the whole thing is always an option for a project manager. If you didn't have that option available to you, then you were just a worker bee all along.

  41. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Rhaban · · Score: 1

    T2 is an action movie with a bit of sci-fi. Terminator is a sci-fi movie with action bits.

  42. You forgot the best one of them all by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    If you haven't seen it, there may be spoilers.

    THX 1138 surprisingly by George Lucas.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066434

    The ending is a lesson for project managers.

  43. As stated by Arther C Clark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    1. Re:As stated by Arther C Clark. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      To those unfamiliar with it and more primitive. **NOT** the owners.

    2. Re:As stated by Arther C Clark. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Ask any teenager how their smart phone works. To them it's indistinguishable from magic.

      Oh, you did say "more primitive", didn't you? Never mind.

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  44. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gattaca

    When it comes to sci-fi movies, you can't forget that little underappreciated masterpiece

  45. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, no offence.

  46. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best lesson to be learnt from Aliens is one that doesn't just apply to project management, it can be applied to meetings, presentations etc in all walks of life:

    "Any questions?" .......

    "How do I get out of this Chicken Shit outfit?"

  47. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Megane · · Score: 1

    I can name a couple: Jurassic Park III is a great BOFH story. And TRON is about corporate politics.

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  48. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Primer?

    "Always keep a master time machine in reserve.", best project management advise ever.

  49. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean you have Star Wars, Star Trek, Senerity, Farscape (I guess), Dune (maybe). A few movies from the 60's/70's (silent running, 2001, whatever).

    What other sci-fi movies are there? It's all shit.

    Children of Men, Moon, Inception, The Matrix, Babylon 5, Blade Runner, District 9, The Abyss, Terminator 2, The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Fifth Element, Metropolis (1927 and 2001 versions), Akira, Sunshine, Dark City, E.T., Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Repo Man, Gravity, Andromeda Strain (original), Looper, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Jurassic Park, Gattaca, Planet of the Apes, Galaxy Quest, eXistenZ, The Fountain, Cube.

  50. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    Wish I could mod this up.

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  51. The one lesson from Robocop: by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Do not let a private company take over what should be government's job.

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    1. Re:The one lesson from Robocop: by PPH · · Score: 1

      And District 9.

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  52. I go to Dune for my PM needs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the client requests a change mid-sprint, test their part in the decision via Amtal Rule.

    May thy knife chip and shatter!

  53. The answer by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    The answer is, of course, fuck all.

    What the author meant was:

    Here's what I think about project management skills, and here are a few vaguely coincidentally similar situations in sci-fi movies to make me look nerdcool

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  54. Actually it's Bean. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    It is Bean the one who first sees the potential in those misfits and castaways and assembles the team for Ender to command.
    I avoided Ender's Shadow for a few years thinking it would be just a rehash of a great book (if you haven't read it don't watch the mediocre movie before reading the book), but it is actually pretty good.

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    1. Re:Actually it's Bean. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll check it out

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  55. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget lens flares.

  56. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because that would mean workers putting in a 72-hour day.

  57. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

    So, it's true. Trolls really DO live in caves.

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  58. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

    Ripley demonstrated the value of strong leadership in a crisis (when everyone else is panicking).

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  59. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by TWiTfan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do always hate it when science fiction and fantasy get mixed in together as "genre films." I have nothing against fantasy, mind you. And I'm aware there is a lot of crossover, especially among genre writers. But the two are very different forms in many ways. Sure, you can intermix them--in the same way you could make a science fiction noir detective story, or a science fiction sports movie. But fantasy generally incorporates implausible or supernatural elements, whereas science fiction stories generally stick to elements that must at least be justified as POSSIBLE in their setting. Not that the lines don't get blurred sometimes.

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  60. Contact by setrops · · Score: 1

    Why make one when you can have two at twice the price!

  61. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

    Fuckin' aye.

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  62. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

    Speaking of underrated science fiction films, I would like to also throw in a movie that often gets overlooked: Time After Time. How can you beat a science fiction film where the protagonist is H.G. Wells?

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  63. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. Lots of classic SF novels have paranormal events or other conceits beyond our knowledge of physics (FTL, anyone?), but to me the distinction is:

    SF: Given what we know through science, imagine the possibilities!
    Fantasy: Given that anything is possible, imagine the possibilities!

  64. The Robocop Example -- First Waffle by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    The Robocop example is really the 'first waffle' concept. You always have to make a first waffle, and it's almost always bad -- the iron's just not warm enough, oily enough or whatever until the second one comes out. But there's always, by definition, a first one. So just plan on your first iteration of a project to fail and to start over and do it right based on what you learned about the wrong way to start. Or not. Either way, the first iteration fails. You can throw it out and start over, or you can try to make the best of that ruined waffle. So why not plan on it?

    Also, read "The Mythical Man Month". Amazingly, there are managers (and managees) who haven't. They don't have time? Really, you don't have time not to.

    And how did the author of TFA miss the best one: pad your time estimates like Scotty.

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    1. Re:The Robocop Example -- First Waffle by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

      a few things to make your life more wonderful

      1 put your engineers (and security folks) in the best amour you can (hint in space these should be vacuum rated)
      2 always have your basic tools on you (Com ,Defense and Fix)
      3 Boots are a groovy place to put spare tools
      4 CNC should always have medium/heavy weapons "stashed" somewhere
      5 You either can Take a Joke or YOU ARE THE JOKE
      5 always rig stuff with an extra power input (esp stuff that can go BOOM if it loses power)

      oh and the real RoboCop lesson

      Your Core Rules should be as short as possible (hint Index card should be all you need)

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  65. Here's a book I like by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
  66. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Lectoid · · Score: 1

    What do you mean "The Matrix (1)"? Did they make other ones?

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  67. What about Jurassic Park? by JDG1980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can you write about IT project management failures in sci-fi movies and not mention Jurassic Park?

    For all Malcolm's talk about "chaos theory", the failure of the park was a very predictable result of (1) relying heavily on IT for mission-critical systems, and (2) putting all of this IT infrastructure in the hands of one guy, that the CEO knows is disgruntled! Any project manager with half a brain should have seen it coming. But Hammond, who "spared no expense" on everything else, apparently couldn't be bothered to hire a competent CIO, or spring for a real IT team.

    A general rule of project management, not only in IT but in other fields as well, is that you should never have critical, undocumented knowledge that is in the possession of only one employee. The reason is obvious: if that employee quits, or is fired, or gets hit by a bus, or is eaten by a Dilophosaurus, you're completely screwed. All mission-critical systems should be covered by multiple people and should be properly documented.

    1. Re:What about Jurassic Park? by freeze128 · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the fact that your disgruntled IT guy is NEWMAN from Seinfeld. What did you even expect from him?

  68. Re: What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Fifth Element shows advanced Negotionation methods.

  69. $DIETY, I hate these things. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 0

    You know what Sci-Fi can teach you about $REALLIFE? Nothing. Because it's fiction. You can learn things from real life due to this little thing called causality. In books, effect follows cause not necessarily because it really would in real life, but because the author chose it to happen.

    Some brokerage house ran an ad years ago something like "What can a picket fence gate teach you about investing?" Of course the answer is the same. Absolutely nothing. However, you can learn about investing AND learn about picket fences and discover commonalities. In no way have you used what you learned about fences to understand investing.

    1. Re:$DIETY, I hate these things. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Learn about mythology and storytelling.

      Throughout much of mankind's history, lessons have been handed down from one generation to the next by wrapping them in some fable or fictional tale. You think Aesop was just teaching us about talking animals?

      The stories don't have to be true or even plausible (Aesop's Fables, Star Wars, etc.). Just written well to communicate the underlying message.

      One significant work of fiction written to communicate moral lessons is the Bible. Too bad so many people miss the messages by taking the hokum and miracles at face value. Perhaps a few phased plasma cannons thrown in could have fixed that.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:$DIETY, I hate these things. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      I get the storytelling part, actually, and accept stories are great ways to convey lessons. What I reject is the notion that because things happen a certain way in stories, we should assume they happen that way in real life. I object when we stop and don't draw the parallels between real life and the story to establish that the story is more than just a work of fiction. If you don't do that, you can "teach" lessons which are compelling (because they're well written), but just not true. Case in point, I grew up in the Christian tradition where the story of Abraham is a story about faith, trusting God, etc. Maybe I'm just not faithful enough, but if I ever hear voices telling me to tie my son up and stab him, I'm checking in to the nearest loony bin. I would instead point to the real life examples where "God" tells people to kill, and they do, and we throw them in jail or an asylum and call them crazy.

      One thing that amused me when raising my own children is that for a good number of lessons in fables, fairy tales, etc, you can find one that teaches the opposite lesson. Once upon a time, I could rattle off a list of examples. My children are well past the age of fairy tales now.

  70. Re: What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiocracy. God it the best science fiction movie with project management guidance.

    Brawado ! Why because it's got electrolytes dumb ass.

    If you have not, please watch it once to get PM insights.

  71. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem is that there are almost no Science Fiction films out there, so that means people tend to lump science fantasy and fantasy films together.

    We need to educate start educating the public people.

  72. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    The Last Mimzy was anything but SF. It was, after all, based on the assumptions your emotions encoded into your DNA during your life.

  73. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the original, but the rebooted Battlestar Galactica series seems like pretty good sci-fi.

    It basically gives us: mass space tavel, FTL drives (needed for any space fiction that is going between star systems), Cylons. Basically everything else they have already exists (Nukes, guns, anti-biotics). There is religion thrown in, but so far, most of the religion stuff has seemed unmagical.

  74. Re: What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "gimmie the cassshhhhh"

  75. If you dont like someone by danknight48 · · Score: 1

    Ask Scotty to beam them up.

    Thats true management there.

  76. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The line between sci-fi and fantasy has never really been all that clear-cut.

    Sci-fi has science/technology, and fantasy has magic.

    And this is where Clarke's Third Law comes from: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke%27s_three_laws

  77. Aliens by PPH · · Score: 1

    What can happen when the boss has an ulterior motive of which the staff is unaware. Worse yet, that motive requires that the project, as officially defined, must fail miserably.

    I've been on a number of in-house projects where someone up the chain got a call from some outside vendor. If only your project were to fail, we could be brought in to consult/rescue it/sell your company our technology. And you'd get a kickback for that.

    Pay no attention to the entrails of your staff splattered about the landscape.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  78. Moon by PPH · · Score: 1

    The pitfalls of treating staff as interchangeable resources.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  79. Re: What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is... a VERY nice hat!

  80. "Colossus - The Forbin Project" Is Both. by awrc · · Score: 1

    Clearly there was a major flaw in the requirements stage for this - the person who omitted "The project must not enslave humanity." has a lot to answer for, although it's possibly it was just due to vague requirements specification and there was a "The project should not enslave humanity." in there, that the developers felt they had to work around in order to achieve the management goals.

    Other than that though, it's a wonderful example of project management on a very large systems engineering effort gone right. The system's so robust that it *kills* people who try to introduce bugs or take it down, it integrates with a completely incompatible outside system seamlessly (pre-dating Plug And Play by decades), the resulting combined system scales well (it's too old to be web scale, so shut up), it's not beyond using the threat of nuclear destruction to make sure its deadlines are met (and hopefully to target people who ask if it's web scale) and it not only patches itself, but by the end of the movie it's fully in charge of its own SDLC and is working on writing the next major release without outside intervention. Other than the killing people and enslaving humanity bit, which can be characterized as a feature as well as a bug, who *wouldn't* want to manage a project like that?

  81. More apt. by JoeMoma · · Score: 1

    I find pornographic films to be more analogous to business. Because no matter the industry, somebody is always trying to f*c you.

  82. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buffy was more fantasy than scifi, but it did both. For example there was a robot/android earlier in the same season as the doublemeat palace episodes mentioned in this article.

    It wasn't simply an enemy to be destroyed either, it attempted to play a parental role in the life of a human child. I kept it vague to prevent spoilers even though it is an old show.

  83. Darth Vader by PPH · · Score: 1

    "I'm here to put you back on schedule."

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  84. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to educate start educating the public people.

    I agree wholeheartedly! That sentence made no sense what-so-fucking-ever! Mandatory grammar for all!

  85. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And TRON is about corporate politics.

    Well, kind of... if totalitarian dictator AI's are an everyday concern at your office! It's basically a Star Wars type plot.

    Bruce Sterling's Islands in the Net is about corporate politics. I tried reading that, but was bored to tears by the third chapter. TRON is closer to Neuromancer than Islands. Or should I say "Neuromancer is closer to TRON," since TRON came out first?

  86. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by imnotanumber · · Score: 1

    What do you mean "The Matrix (1)"? Did they make other ones?

    No. Obligatory XKCD, last strip

  87. Re: What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you stop watching after two seasons or something? The answer to all the questions but forward by BSG was "God did it".

    But he doesn't like to be called that.

  88. poor documentation on Captain America. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong hero: not the Greatest American Hero.

  89. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Not the first series with kirk.

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  90. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Most movies mix it. Take battlefield earth. Horrendous movie, phenomenal book. Then you have the E. E. Doc Smith novels. Brilliantly done but most won't get it at all.

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  91. Re:What Sci-fi movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, it was there from the very beginning. Turn in your geek card.