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Dogs Defecate In Alignment With Earth's Magnetic Field

Daniel_Stuckey writes "But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that's as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field when they poop. Proving at least that they're really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs "prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions." They fittingly published their results [abstract] in the journal Frontiers in Zoology ."

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  1. wow by realilskater · · Score: 5, Funny

    sounds like a shitty job

    1. Re:wow by bob_super · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But they have secured next year's igNobel...

    2. Re:wow by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      But they have secured next year's igNobel...

      I dunno, Ig may want to wipe their hands clean of this one.

  2. dogs deficate not staring into the sun by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suspect the dogs just don't like staring into the sun then they poo. I'd also speculate that since streets and walls tend to be aligned with the cardinal directions there's an overall alignment augmentation due to their surroundings. finally if they like to poo in a shadow of a tree then likely they may face back to the tree and thus have a bias to north or south alignments.

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    1. Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 5, Informative

      I suspect the dogs just don't like staring into the sun then they poo. I'd also speculate that since streets and walls tend to be aligned with the cardinal directions there's an overall alignment augmentation due to their surroundings. finally if they like to poo in a shadow of a tree then likely they may face back to the tree and thus have a bias to north or south alignments.

      Wait. That means that during the early hours they should be facing West and during the late hours they should be facing East. At high noon it doesn't matter what they do. There's no sun-related time that would put bias on North/South axis alignment and the data shows a bias against East/West alignment.

      As for the assertion that the alignment of streets and walls are involved, I accidentally RTFA and found this curious line. "The magnetic consciousness was observed only in dogs off leash, in the middle of a field."

      Better yet, there's variation in behaviour that reflected magnetic fluctuations.

      So it turns out dogshit science isn't as easy as you thought.

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    2. Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean, the frightful day-star, it can actually move?! How fast is it? Can I evade it?

    3. Re:dogs deficate not staring into the sun by physicsphairy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      According to the paper, studies were conducted in an open field and there was reportedly no bias based on whether data was recorded e.g., in the morning or in the afternoon. Due to the local weather conditions most of the time the skies were cloudy. When there chanced to be magnetic storms during the day then the dogs' North-South preference disappeared. They did a fairly good of controlling for other factors. The alignment of the magnetic field gave the best correlation.

  3. Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So which causes which?

  4. Re:Dogs don't like sun in their eyes by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alternative explanation. Dogs face away from the sun while crapping.

    Where is the raw data?

    Annoyingly enough some of it is under the sole of my shoe.

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  5. Re:My dog is broken... by zlives · · Score: 5, Funny

    please have him subscribe to /. to get his shit straight...

  6. Re:Dogs don't like sun in their eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alternative explanation. Dogs face away from the sun while crapping.

    Where is the raw data?

    Annoyingly enough some of it is under the sole of my shoe.

    May Dog have mercy on your sole...

  7. Re:My dog is broken... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do we insist on speculating that animals have all of these magical abilities, like the ability to tell which way is north, ability to tell when an earthquake is coming, ability to tell when a person has cancer, etc. Humans are animals too, and yet we can't do any of these things (without tools). Frankly, I think the people who say animals can do these things are just full of crap.

    Different species have different senses, and levels of senses. Your eyesight is much, much keener than a dog's, although not as good as an eagle's; your sense of smell is much better than the eagle's, but nowhere near as good as the dog's. And the way brains with very different structures process the information is different too. Is that really so difficult to believe?

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  8. Yet another horrible summary by OneAhead · · Score: 5, Informative

    (A draft of) the actual research article is freely available here. Key points not mentioned in the summary:
    * the researchers concluded the magnetic field was responsible after observing the dogs lost their directional bias on days with geomagnetic storms, which is pretty cool IMHO
    * the researchers did explicitly discuss bias due to the direction of the sun, and the measures they took to eliminate it from their study.

    All in all, their findings are not to be taken as gospel (as always with original research), but if confirmed, they could spark a hunt for underlying biochemical mechanism.

  9. First time predicted in mammals? by BringsApples · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But this was perhaps the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs, and it was also the first time that a predictable behavioral reaction to the fluctuations in the magnetic field—magnetic storms, often as resulting from solar flares—was proven in a mammal.

    I might be off topic here, but...
    My house sits almost exactly diagonal to Earth's magnetic field, meaning that - unlike Solomon's Temple - only the corners of the house face North, East, South or West. I noticed that both of my kids wiggle around in their sleep in order to have their head face East. This happens in their beds, as well as on the floor. I told my wife what I thought, and we did some experiments:
    Beds:
    I moved both of the kids' beds to have the head face East, and both kids slept straight in their beds (they didn't wiggle out of that direction at all - we tested this for a few weeks. When I moved them back, the kids wiggled to have their heads face East again. So I moved the beds back to have the head face East and left them that way.

    Floor:
    On the weekend we would put a bunch of blankets down in the living room and pass out watching movies. The kids would always wiggle to have their heads facing East. I changed the blankets to have their heads facing West, but the kids would wiggle around to have their heads facing East.

    I don't really find that either my wife or I wiggle around to face a certain direction, but I do find it easier to fall asleep if I move my couch to have my head facing East. Not sure if anyone else has ever had a similar experience.

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