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The Other Exam Room: When Doctors 'Google' Their Patients

theodp writes "Writing in the NY Times, Dr. Haider Javed Warraich shares a dirty little medical secret: doctors do 'Google' their patients, and the practice is likely to only become more common. And while he personally feels the practice should be restricted to situations where there's a genuine safety issue, an anecdote Warraich shares illustrates how patient search could provide insight into what otherwise might be unsolved mysteries — or lead to a snap misdiagnosis: 'I was once taking care of a frail, older patient who came to the hospital feeling very short of breath. It wasn't immediately clear why, but her breathing was getting worse. To look for accidental ingestions, I sent for a drug screen and, to my great surprise, it came back positive for cocaine. It didn't make sense to me, given her age and the person lying before me, and I was concerned she had been the victim of some sort of abuse. She told me she had no idea why there was cocaine in her system. When I walked out of the room, a nurse called me over to her computer. There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.'"

231 comments

  1. A snap misdiagnosis by Thanshin · · Score: 0

    So, essentially, Dr. Haider Javed Warraichis is suggesting patients to lie, because doctors are more prone to misdiagnose if they have more information?

    1. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 4, Informative

      So, essentially, Dr. Haider Javed Warraichis is suggesting patients to lie, because doctors are more prone to misdiagnose if they have more information?

      See what I read is that the Doctor was sharing a mistake they made with a snap judgement, based on getting MORE INFORMATION -- but out of context. I think our take-away could be; "If you are going to use this internet-based information, take it with a grain of salt and find some context." There's nothing about lying, that I'm reading.

      It's a good thing he didn't ask her if her parents were embarrassed about her drunken sexy behavior on spring break.

      FTA;

      To me, the only legitimate reason to search for a patient’s online footprint is if there is a safety issue. If, for example, a patient appears to be manic or psychotic, it might be useful to investigate whether certain claims the patient makes are true. Or, if a doctor suspects a pediatric patient is being abused, it might make sense to look for evidence online.

      That to me means; "limit your searches to investigate psychosis or abuse, and double-check conclusions."

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      >>"ad space available -- low rates!!!"
    2. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Charliemopps · · Score: 0

      No, doctors are lazy, and with more information usually jump to the diagnoses that will get the patient out of their office the quickest.

    3. Re: A snap misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the child who thinks the world disappears when they close their eyes.

    4. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you make a doctor dig for the information and only get shreds of it from less reliable sources, don't be surprised if their conclusions are subpar. Among other things, there are a lot of serious conditions that look similar to drug overdoses, and if your doctor finds you lied about using drugs, they might just assume your another junkie and miss the real issue. If you tell them that you do use drugs, but say not in the last couple days, they might pay more attention to other potential sources of the problem.

    5. Re: A snap misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everyone knows you need to close your eyes AND cover your ears to make the world disappear.

    6. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by mjwx · · Score: 4, Informative

      So, essentially, Dr. Haider Javed Warraichis is suggesting patients to lie, because doctors are more prone to misdiagnose if they have more information?

      Erm... because doctors would never make a misdiagnosis based on wrong information.

      Has Dr. Javed Warraichis been self prescribing a wee bit too much?

      One of the big reasons doctors (or anyone) turns to other sources of information beyond the horses mouth is because the horse fucking lies.

      Those of us who've survived their time in tech support know that what the user tells you is never to be trusted. The same is true for patents. The big difference is that doctors dont have the luxury of finding out what is actually wrong from another source. So they have to rely on their intuition, external observation and the ability to tell what someone isn't saying.

      I'm willing to bet that in the case of 95%+ of all misdiagnosis the cause was the patient either didn't tell the doctor what was actually wrong or worse, lied about it.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    7. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My opinion is that doctors are busy, and they're combating declining profits by pipelining more patients. If a doctor googled me I'd be shocked that he found the time or interest. I'm not sure I could consider it a breach of privacy...if it's on google it's hardly private, no matter what I may personally prefer.

      In the small window of time they do give me, I think think my doctor at least attempts to give my family the best care he can. He just has to restrict himself to about 15 minutes of care. Honestly given the cost of doctor visits I'd try cutting out the blow before I ever showed up, but I suppose if you could afford the drugs then the visit may not be so bad.

    8. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      "Everybody Lies" -- Dr. Greg House

    9. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd go along with that, but the tech support analogy is flawed. Users (generally) aren't lying to the help desk for the same reasons that patients lie to their doctors.

      Help desk lies are often efforts to avoid blame or ridicule. Doctors get some of that too, but IME it is more often that patients are lying because they believe that if they are honest, they will be blown off or misdiagnosed. Whether or not that's a justified belief is probably differs by physician.

    10. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lie because I don't want certain facts in my indelible medical records.

      Besides, I don't trust physicians to do what I want without giving me grief if I tell the truth. And no, I am not trying to obtain prescription drugs.

    11. Re:A snap misdiagnosis by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'd go along with that, but the tech support analogy is flawed. Users (generally) aren't lying to the help desk for the same reasons that patients lie to their doctors.

      Help desk lies are often efforts to avoid blame or ridicule. Doctors get some of that too, but IME it is more often that patients are lying because they believe that if they are honest, they will be blown off or misdiagnosed. Whether or not that's a justified belief is probably differs by physician.

      Actually you'll find the reason is the same. Patients lie to doctors to avoid judgment, the same as they lie to helpdesk. The fear isn't from misdiagnosis, it's from the fear that the ways they've deviated from the social norm will be discovered and exposed.

      People who lie to helpdesk believe their lies just as much as the ones they tell to their doctor. Cognitive dissonance is very strong especially combined the desire to avoid judgement.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  2. Go Ahead, Google Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care if my doctor Google's me. They'll have to weed through millions of results for Anonymous Coward.

    1. Re:Go Ahead, Google Me by telchine · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't care if my doctor Google's me. They'll have to weed through millions of results for Anonymous Coward.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder

  3. As House Says by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Everybody lies."

    1. Re:As House Says by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains why he failed to diagnose that guy with chronic truth-telling syndrome.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    2. Re:As House Says by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Including Google.

    3. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everybody lies."

      And I'm lying now...

    4. Re:As House Says by bmxeroh · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was lupus.

      --
      Central Ohio Home Theater Installation - The Theater People
    5. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was lupus.

      It's never lupus.

    6. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on. The catch-all diagnosis is sarcoidosis.

    7. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DR House?

    8. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's never lupus....

    9. Re:As House Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, House made a normal habit of breaking into patients homes, by the end of the series you were pretty much convinced that there was nothing unusual about that whatsoever, it was just a sensible pre-requisite for an accurate and timely diagnosis.

      I like House for that.

  4. It's the sign of our times by MindPrison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone google everyone. When someone is asking for employment, seek a job, seek a position, ask for marriage, new neighbors etc...you'll get googled. This isn't good, in fact - it's very bad, for everyone, including yourself. Because at some point, you'll have no privacy anymore. Sure - the one who GETS the information will be empowered by what he or she THINKS is facts, because it's out there - in plain text for everyone to see. But what you DON'T see, is the context, context as in "the other information", we're talking the "real" story here...not what someone PUT out there for everyone to see. I have a friend that have done nothing wrong afaik. His son is a police officer, and one day this police officer happen to catch "the wrong guy to mess with", the one he caught is still a criminal, but now the cop has been targeted by this criminal. The criminal happen to own a "BLOG" about his hate towards law enforcement, and he got really angry with my friends son. He decided to make my friend suffer, his wife, his daughter and his son suffer. So he went public with ALL their information and put it up on his blog. One day, when my friend needs to talk to officials, they too will google him, and they will see his name and details on the criminals page, except...they probably won't investigate the fact that the page with the information, comes from a criminal that has a hen to pluck with my friends son. This is why, this is a bad thing.

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    What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    1. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You know what a good thing is? Paragraphs, dude. Paragraphs.

    2. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because at some point, you'll have no privacy anymore.

      You have no privacy now - get over it.

      Scott McNealy, CEO Sun Microsystems, 1999

    3. Re:It's the sign of our times by MindPrison · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know what a good thing is? Paragraphs, dude. Paragraphs.

      I was momentarily autistic when I wrote that, you insensitive clod!

      --
      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    4. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they probably won't investigate the fact that the page with the information, comes from a criminal that has a hen to pluck with my friends son. This is why, this is a bad thing.

      Cults, like scientology, is also using this method of slander towards their enemies. (Google "dead-agenting" for more information about the method)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversies#.22Attack_the_Attacker.22_policy

    5. Re:It's the sign of our times by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google is like a knife: neither inherently good nor inherently evil.

      Some people will do the equivalent of SEO and actually create lies about themselves that people will find. Literally, if you're smart about it when people google your name all they will see is that you are some sort of awesome human being. Link to press releases of you donating a kidney to some poor schmuck who couldn't afford it. Link to how Jesus washed your feet. Link to positive stuff.

      Other people won't get it and the picture your ex girlfriend posted of you pissing yourself will make the front page of google.

    6. Re:It's the sign of our times by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Autism is not an acute illness

    7. Re:It's the sign of our times by MindPrison · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Autism is not an acute illness

      I know...it was sort of a joke ;) But point taken, autism is no joke, no joke at all. In fact, some of my best friends are autistic, and very intelligent btw.

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      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    8. Re: It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be found in plain text. I'm in HTML.

    9. Re:It's the sign of our times by Johann+Lau · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, fuck that guy, and all the other hypocrites parroting similar views. Either mankind is doomed, or those bootlickers will be identified and despised as such - funny how they never get over that, huh? As in, fuck you, you chose your bed, now sleep in it. Forever.

      Somebody is saying this is inevitable - and whenever you hear somebody saying that, it's very likely to be a set of businesses campaigning to make it true.

      --Richard Stallman

      I've heard quite a lot of people that talk about post-privacy, and they talk about it in terms of feeling like, you know, it's too late, we're done for, there's just no possibility for privacy left anymore and we just have to get used to it. And this is a pretty fascinating thing, because it seems to me that you never hear a feminist say that we're post-consent because there is rape. And why is that? The reason is that it's bullshit.

      We can't have a post-privacy world until we're post-privilege. So when we cave in our autonomy, then we can sort of say, "well, okay, we don't need privacy anymore, in fact we don't have privacy anymore, and I'm okay with that." Realistically though people are not comfortable with that. Because, if you only look at it from a position of privilege, like, say, white man on a stage, then yeah, maybe post-privacy works out okay for those people. But if you have ever not been, or if you are currently not, a white man with a passport from one of the five good nations in the world, it might not really work out well for you, and in fact it might be designed specifically such that it will continue to not work out well for you, because the structures themselves produce these inequalities.

      So when you hear someone talk about post-privacy, I think it's really important to engage them about their own privilege in the system and what it is they are actually arguing for.

      -- Jacob Appelbaum ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3h46EbqhPo&t=7m46s )

      There is no reason to accept the doctrines crafted to sustain power and privilege, or to believe that we are constrained by mysterious and unknown social laws. These are simply decisions made within institutions that are subject to human will and that must face the test of legitimacy. And if they do not meet the test, they can be replaced by other institutions that are more free and more just, as has happened often in the past.

      -- Noam Chomsky

    10. Re:It's the sign of our times by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Everyone google everyone. When someone is asking for employment, seek a job, seek a position, ask for marriage, new neighbors etc...you'll get googled. This isn't good, in fact - it's very bad, for everyone, including yourself...

      That implies everyone has loads of information about them online for all to see. If you google my name (and I imagine it's the same for most people) you'll get links to a few moderatly famous people with the same or similar names. The usual batch of profile sites with a few people with the same name none of which are actually me. I looked through the first few pages of images and I'm not there either.

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    11. Re:It's the sign of our times by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Would your friends son have found out about that blog without Google? Would he have been able to take any actions against that blog?

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      bickerdyke
    12. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The interesting thing is, however, as that sort of situation becomes increasingly common in our society, most people are going to eventually learn that they shouldn't be making judgmental decisions about somebody based only on what they find online any more than they should be making such decisions based on other superficial factors.... like race, age, et al. It will never be perfect, of course... but to be honest, you can still find racist jerks too, even in places which are very culturally diverse.

    13. Re:It's the sign of our times by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Great quotes, Johann. Thanks!

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    14. Re:It's the sign of our times by MindPrison · · Score: 0

      "I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black!"

      Yeah, you're probably very insensitive to your friends but because of your condition they probably won't confront you about it.

      So, you decided to beat me down because you saw me excuse myself to bringing that up? That makes you a lot better than me? Good for you.

      --
      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    15. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 0

      you never hear a feminist say that we're post-consent because there is rape

      False analogy... rape is an act of violence against a person, and causes harm against that person, while the mere act of knowing something about someone else which they may not have wanted anyone else to know is not, and does not really infringe on their rights in any way. What a person *does* with that information might hurt somebody, but the mere fact that they know it does not, and privacy only covers what people simply know about, not necessarily what they do with the information.

      So in a post-privacy world, it may be obvious that some legislation will need to be made in what a person is legally allowed to practice based on information that they discovered without the knowledge or consent of the person that they discovered it about. Enforcement of such legislation would be similar to enforcement on laws prohibiting sexual or racial discrimination in a workplace.

    16. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but the mere fact that they know it does not, and privacy only covers what people simply know about, not necessarily what they do with the information.

      In other words, you're cool with some guy watching your 10 year old daughter change through the part in the curtains, as long as they're not jacking off?

    17. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And alot of my friends are gay, but you don't hear me banging on them all the time do you?

    18. Re:It's the sign of our times by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Everyone google everyone. When someone is asking for employment, seek a job, seek a position, ask for marriage, new neighbors etc...you'll get googled. This isn't good, in fact - it's very bad, for everyone, including yourself. Because at some point, you'll have no privacy anymore.

      Well, there's good reason to not put information about yourself on the internet. I've been on since about '92, and thankfully googling myself comes up very little pointing to me. I don't do FB or twitter, etc.

      You don't have to be highly searchable, so many people are doing this to themselves by publishing every picture ever taken of themselves, and constantly publishing their daily routine and other more personal information. People are doing it to themselves sadly.

      But while so much privacy is lost today, sadly...you CAN do things to help keep your digital footprint to the lowest possible level, and still have a thriving and fun life. Just because you're not on FB doesn't mean you have to be a hermit either, I prefer to get out and interact with real people in meatspace.

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    19. Re:It's the sign of our times by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      False analogy... rape is an act of violence against a person, and causes harm against that person, while the mere act of knowing something about someone else which they may not have wanted anyone else to know is not, and does not really infringe on their rights in any way. What a person *does* with that information might hurt somebody, but the mere fact that they know it does not, and privacy only covers what people simply know about, not necessarily what they do with the information.

      The fact that there IS freely-available information about me is annoying. It dates back to my teenage years and I'd like them gone. Luckily I've been cited and Google-crawled enough that these have slowly disappeared (death of Geocities for instance) or moved to page 2 of Google results (best place to hide a body by the way, nobody ever goes there).

    20. Re:It's the sign of our times by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but those of us with fairly unique names are boned if we have anything bad online, real or manufactured.

      This is why I have to have a facebook account, a linked-in account, etc. that I do NOTHING with except maintain a vanilla profile. I don't want someone setting up an account in my name. 15 years ago someone sent a stupid, highly ungrammatical "letter to the editor" of a local paper (which maintains an online presence) using my name as a joke. They printed it in the online edition and the damn thing STILL comes up on the first page of a google search.

      So until I'm in the paper for rescuing a batch of orphans from certain death and the story gets picked up by lots of outlets, I have a former co-workers joke returned to anyone who googles my name.

    21. Re:It's the sign of our times by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      does not really infringe on their rights in any way

      Privacy in itself is a right, so how does that work?

    22. Re:It's the sign of our times by hduff · · Score: 1

      Google is like a knife: neither inherently good nor inherently evil.

      This is slashdot. I need a car anlogy.

      --
      "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
    23. Re:It's the sign of our times by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Don't mention it :) I'm happy when I can stick them somewhere and they get read. You can find more here, but I got a bit lazy with tagging them, so it's currently a bit of a mess.

    24. Re:It's the sign of our times by firewrought · · Score: 2

      Seriously? Abandon individual privacy but try to simulate its effects with legislation? Privacy affords one real dignity, autonomy, and economic advantage. It corrects for the excesses of law, limits the will of the ruthless, and satisfies an innate psychological need. When someone learns something private about you, your game-theoretic outcome IS harmed irrevocably. And when they act on that knowledge (as the majority of humans and human institutions will inevitably find a way to do--legal or not since it's very easy and very deniable), the crow comes home to roost. NEVER trade real up-front protection for some sort of bureaucratic after-the-fact promise.

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      -1, Too Many Layers Of Abstraction
    25. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You are confllating what people know vs what people do.

    26. Re: It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ALWAYS check page 2 of the Google results when I'm looking up someone's online history.

    27. Re:It's the sign of our times by sjames · · Score: 1

      So prohibit sharing that private information with others. That is the a thing you might do with that information that can harm someone.

      Tying it back together, a person who has been raped might as part of their recovery like to just interact normally with others rather than as the rape victim everyone tip toes around. That can't happen without a degree of privacy.

      The best way to make sure someone doesn't discriminate against you for something they know about you is to have them not know. That's why job applications often avoid questions that are irrelevant to qualification that might lead to illegal discrimination. It protects the applicant and the employer.

    28. Re: It's the sign of our times by techprophet · · Score: 2

      Google is like a car: neither inherently good nor inherently evil.

    29. Re:It's the sign of our times by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You are ignoring what the AC said. In both situations the one collecting data must 1) DO the act of collecting the information. They then 2) KNOW the information. Finally, they can 3) DO an action based on that information. The AC made the point that DOing the action to collect the information is a violation. He tried to drive the point home by asking if you were cool with someone DOing the act of collecting data when it is your ten year old daughter changing her clothes. You tried to pretend that action 1 is really action 3 and argued against that strawman.

    30. Re:It's the sign of our times by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Sure - the one who GETS the information will be empowered by what he or she THINKS is facts, because it's out there - in plain text for everyone to see. But what you DON'T see, is the context, context as in "the other information", we're talking the "real" story here...

      No, you miss the point. The problem is precisely the party that already holds more power in the interaction is even further empowered. The problem is that a potential employer can check what I do in my free time ("this guy drinks beer?"), not that I don't get to excuse my actions ("I only took half a pint"). That means I no longer have free time. The entire world will/has become a panopticon, which is a prison.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    31. Re:It's the sign of our times by ultranova · · Score: 1

      False analogy... rape is an act of violence against a person, and causes harm against that person, while the mere act of knowing something about someone else which they may not have wanted anyone else to know is not, and does not really infringe on their rights in any way. What a person *does* with that information might hurt somebody, but the mere fact that they know it does not, and privacy only covers what people simply know about, not necessarily what they do with the information.

      Aiming a gun at me doesn't hurt me either, but do you really expect me to just sit there and wait to see if you'll pull the trigger? Knowledge is power, and knowledge about me is power over me. If you set out to gather it, you force me to react for the same reason why pulling a gun at me forces me to react: I might not be bleeding yet, but if I don't act, chances are I'll be soon enough.

      So in a post-privacy world, it may be obvious that some legislation will need to be made in what a person is legally allowed to practice based on information that they discovered without the knowledge or consent of the person that they discovered it about.

      Or we could simply acknowledge that googling me is a form of stalking, and should be treated as such.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    32. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Individual privacy anywhere that a person has no personal and direct control over who can see or hear them (ie, inside of their own privately owned property) is destined to be unsustainable in any environment where there is sufficient interest in finding out about that person.

      Privacy is not a right, per se... It is only a courtesy that gets afforded to people out of either politeness or respect.

    33. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 1

      When you can ever begin to enforce a restraining order prohibiting anyone from googling you, you may have a point.

    34. Re:It's the sign of our times by mark-t · · Score: 1

      :So prohibit sharing that private information with others. That is the a thing you might do with that information that can harm someone.

      Absolutely... and indeed, someplaces already have laws in place which expressly govern that exact issue. Currently, however, what you can find out about someone via google is not legally recognized as "private information".

      The best way to make sure someone doesn't discriminate against you for something they know about you is to have them not know.

      Possibly... but you can't legislate the flow of knowledge, you can only legislate what people actually do about it.

    35. Re:It's the sign of our times by sjames · · Score: 1

      The knowledge doesn't flow by itself, it is communicated. That communication can be legislated.

      People do need to keep in mind though that what they post publicly could end up nearly anywhere (and since they communicated it themselves, it's hard to prohibit that legally). They can hope laws are in place to prohibit discrimination and they can hope that those laws are actually obeyed, but I do agree that that can on;y go so far.

      As a society, we need to fully recognize that everyone has various personas (at least at work vs. at home) and that people change over time. We're pretty good at understanding that cookie thievery at age 4 doesn't say much about an adult and we have some limited legal awareness that teenaged indiscretions shouldn't follow us into adulthood, but we have a way to go.

    36. Re:It's the sign of our times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course, anyone with half a brain knows 90% of the bullshit on line is just bullshit.

      The other half aren't worth working for under any circumstances.

  5. Patients Lie by jamesl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And it could kill them.

    1. Re:Patients Lie by rmdingler · · Score: 2

      And it can harm doctors. With the spread of viral diseases like hepatitis, patient deception can lead to infection of medical personnel.

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      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

      Ernest Hemingway

    2. Re:Patients Lie by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Patients don't lie. They just don't have a medical professional's understanding of what is and isn't important.

    3. Re:Patients Lie by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      She told the doctor she had no idea why there was coke in her system. If she's telling the truth (doubt it), ok, fine. But if she lied or is in denial, that's totally on her.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    4. Re:Patients Lie by gweihir · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only if the doctors and nurses are incompetent. Unless they are sure, they have to assume HIV and the like anyways and be careful.

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    5. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If she tells her doctor, the topic may end in his records, and be mentioned on the phone. State authorities steal medical records and break into confident communication. She'll likely not survive getting "busted".

      Why the fuck should she put the rest of her life on the line to make her doctor happy? It's probably bad enough as it is with the tests being on medical record.

    6. Re:Patients Lie by CaptSlaq · · Score: 2

      Patients don't lie. They just don't have a medical professional's understanding of what is and isn't important.

      I have a bridge I'd like to sell you...

      Everyone lies, even when it's to their detriment. Shame (among others) is a very powerful emotion.

    7. Re:Patients Lie by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. I don't do coke. I don't do drugs. I don't do anything I'm ashamed of.

      If my doctor asks me something, I tell him truthfully. Sometimes though what I tell him is not what he wanted to ask. That's not due to my lying. It's due to my not understanding the question asked, or at least, not understanding what is important in regards to the question.

    8. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      MD here. They lie. They lie all the time. Usually not all that important, sometimes it is. We almost always know anyway.

    9. Re:Patients Lie by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      And it can harm doctors. With the spread of viral diseases like hepatitis, patient deception can lead to infection of medical personnel.

      Doctors should always wear gloves. The patient himself might not even know yet that he has an infection.

      Or the patient may actually have told it to the secretary, who marked it on the form, but the doctor didn't take time to read the form.

    10. Re:Patients Lie by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Patients don't lie. They just don't have a medical professional's understanding of what is and isn't important.

      A little bit like computer users then, hehe... How possible can a noob know that having rebooted the computer is somehow important to the analysis to the problem?

    11. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck should she put the rest of her life on the line to make her doctor happy?

      Because she was about to die anyway from lung failure anyway? Duh?

    12. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch Puncture. Accidental needle sticks are more common than you'd think and not always avoidable.

    13. Re:Patients Lie by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      She told the doctor she had no idea why there was coke in her system. If she's telling the truth (doubt it), ok, fine. But if she lied or is in denial, that's totally on her.

      Or, you know, maybe she has been clean for 30 years, doesn't touch the stuff any more, and literally has NO IDEA of why it's in her system.

      Reading that I almost got the impression the doctor realized there could be residual cocaine, and that it was likely a false hit.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    14. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sometimes, not the right question is being asked.

      - R. Ford

    15. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 years of residual in new blood samples??! Now I'm not a doctor, but I do know that drugs such as LCD can be detected in hair samples. But still, that's 30 years ago. Unless her hair has grown all the way down her back and too her feet, I don't know of any way to detect drugs in the human body that's been 30 years ago. Bone sample perhaps?

    16. Re:Patients Lie by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      30 years of residual in new blood samples??!

      I don't know enough about it to know how long it stays in your system ... but I gather from TFS that the doctor decided that the information he had wasn't what he needed and moved on from it, and didn't pursue it.

      So, for all I know cocaine is fat soluble and persists for a very long time.

      Totally not qualified to speak to the medical stuff.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    17. Re:Patients Lie by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      "And it can harm doctors. With the spread of viral diseases like hepatitis, patient deception can lead to infection of medical personnel."

      The doctor is more concerned about his wallet getting hurt because of an increased malpractice insurance if he misses something.

    18. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not about importance. Humans lie, but interestingly they mostly lie when they believe (even wrongly) that their deceit will be effective.

      So that's why it pays to have indisputable data. Voice recordings, data logs, CCTV, radar etc. give you an edge on getting the _people_ to tell you the truth. And in turn it makes you take people seriously when their story is incredible but matches the external evidence. People at Clapham Junction saw the lights go from green to red unexpectedly, a thing that should never happen. But they weren't believed. If there had been forward cab CCTV footage of the lights changing, they'd have been believed and a fatal accident might have been prevented (faulty wiring was causing some signals to show clear instead of danger, intermittently, such a signal resulted in a multi-train collision later on).

    19. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

    20. Re:Patients Lie by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

      And yet, the doctor seems to have determined that it had nothing to do with the current stuff and moved on:

      There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.

      So, depending on the kinds of tests he was doing, he apparently concluded it was a red herring.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    21. Re:Patients Lie by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      and literally has NO IDEA of why it's in her system

      All she did was bake some cookies using the baggie of sugar she found in the sugar jar.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    22. Re:Patients Lie by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

      And yet, the doctor seems to have determined that it had nothing to do with the current stuff and moved on:

      There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.

      So, depending on the kinds of tests he was doing, he apparently concluded it was a red herring.

      Let me give you some insight as a doctor.

      Patient comes in, lies, is actually abusing cocaine. Cocaine is a stimulant, and can cause overexertion of the heart through either chronic use or acute overdose, leading to shortness of breath and weakness, which the patient came in with. Additionally, smoking cocaine and all its impurities can damage the lungs.

      It had everything to do with the "current stuff", as the patient lying and abusing cocaine as an elderly person ties everything together logically. Medical mystery solved, the doctor goes about his day. Seeing gramps come into the hospital after shooting up or smoking some dope is uncommon, but not unheard of.

      Now, elderly person comes in, unknown care situation at home or what passes for home. Tests positive for drugs in their system. This explains why they came in with their symptoms, but not how it got there. That possibility requires further investigation, and may be cause for a call to adult protective services.

      TL,DR: Not a red herring. The doctor reacting as they did was because they got the answers they needed, not because it wasn't relevant.

      --
      Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    23. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      The doctor almost certainly looked at the form. But the form relates facts; it doesn't tell a story. Part of the process of making a diagnosis is getting people to talk about their problem as a story - it lets us know what the patient thinks is important and why they came, which may or may not have much to do with what is really wrong with them.

    24. Re:Patients Lie by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      MD here. They lie. They lie all the time. Usually not all that important, sometimes it is. We almost always know anyway.

      The patients pretend not to lie, and the doctors pretend that they don't know.

      Honestly, I think half of that problem would go away if we didn't treat doctors like gatekeepers. If somebody wants a prescription for anything other than an antibiotic they should be able to just go to the store and buy it. I could see not forcing insurers to cover it, but I think that if we treated doctors less like gatekeepers we'd see fewer adversarial relationships.

      If people went to the doctor solely because they wanted the doctor's advice they'd be far less likely to lie to them, because they would have no reason to do so. Nobody hires an engineer to come in and look at their foundation and then refuse to let them in the house.

      The reason patients lie to doctors is that they ultimately disagree with them about something, but don't perceive (rightly or wrongly) that they have any choice about seeing the doctor in the first place. Usually that is because they need access to some medication or other treatment to manage their medical condition and they can't have that access without the permission of a doctor. So, they manage the doctor to get what they need, and the doctor is getting paid for their time so as long as he has plausible deniability he won't get sued about what the patient refuses to tell him. I think that fundamentally taints the relationship.

    25. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Can't be detected past about three days. It was fresh. I don't know why this gentleman was given the great pulpit of the NYTimes to say he felt bad about when a nurse Googled a patient, but he wasn't looking at an ex-user of cocaine.

    26. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true, my wife has uterine fibroids and is trying to get a prescription for a medication (Fibrastal (http://www.actavis.ca/specialty/en/news/fibristal_for_uterine_fibroids.htm)) that has been found to reduce the size dramatically. Talk to a Gyno and their only solution is hysterectomy. Should mention this is in Canada. We are willing to pay to try this out (thus saving tax dollars) but the Gyno isn't. My wife has pretty much read absolutely everything about uterine fibroids and probably knows everything about it (and probably more than the Gyno). Because the Gyno doesn't know anything about it, she won't prescribe it.

      Here is a big disadvantage of socialized healthcare. She can't just make an appointment with any gynos, since they are specialists, she has to be referred by her GP.

      Better thing would be to allow pharmacists to prescribe. They know just as much about drug interaction than doctors. Oh and maybe make MDs mandatorily have to take a minimum amount of training a year to retain their license.

    27. Re:Patients Lie by mjwx · · Score: 1

      MD here. They lie. They lie all the time. Usually not all that important, sometimes it is. We almost always know anyway.

      This.

      I'm not a doctor, but the last time I went to one I got the weirdest look after a brief examination. I asked him what the problem was and all he said was he doesn't get many patients who tell him the truth. I've worked in tech support, so I know when a user lies to me it just makes the whole thing longer and more painful for everyone. So I dont lie to people who I'd like to help me (especially when I'm in pain).

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    28. Re:Patients Lie by hawguy · · Score: 2

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

      And yet, the doctor seems to have determined that it had nothing to do with the current stuff and moved on:

      There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.

      So, depending on the kinds of tests he was doing, he apparently concluded it was a red herring.

      Let me give you some insight as a doctor.

      Patient comes in, lies, is actually abusing cocaine. Cocaine is a stimulant, and can cause overexertion of the heart through either chronic use or acute overdose, leading to shortness of breath and weakness, which the patient came in with. Additionally, smoking cocaine and all its impurities can damage the lungs.

      It had everything to do with the "current stuff", as the patient lying and abusing cocaine as an elderly person ties everything together logically. Medical mystery solved, the doctor goes about his day. Seeing gramps come into the hospital after shooting up or smoking some dope is uncommon, but not unheard of.

      Now, elderly person comes in, unknown care situation at home or what passes for home. Tests positive for drugs in their system. This explains why they came in with their symptoms, but not how it got there. That possibility requires further investigation, and may be cause for a call to adult protective services.

      TL,DR: Not a red herring. The doctor reacting as they did was because they got the answers they needed, not because it wasn't relevant.

      The problem is that they didn't get any answers at all -- just because she used Cocaine 30 years ago doesn't mean she still does. I used a number of drugs 20 years ago that I literally haven't touched in decades.

      If he suspects abuse, then he shouldn't dismiss that suspicion just because she once used the drugs. If she associated with people 30 years ago that had access to cocaine, there's a good chance that she still comes into contact with people today that have access to cocaine, so if anything, the fact that she once used the drug makes it more likely that someone may be giving it to her now.

    29. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch Puncture. Accidental needle sticks are more common than you'd think and not always avoidable.

      Therefore nothing can be done whether the patient lie or not.

    30. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

      And yet, the doctor seems to have determined that it had nothing to do with the current stuff and moved on:

      There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.

      So, depending on the kinds of tests he was doing, he apparently concluded it was a red herring.

      Let me give you some insight as a doctor.

      Patient comes in, lies, is actually abusing cocaine. Cocaine is a stimulant, and can cause overexertion of the heart through either chronic use or acute overdose, leading to shortness of breath and weakness, which the patient came in with. Additionally, smoking cocaine and all its impurities can damage the lungs.

      It had everything to do with the "current stuff", as the patient lying and abusing cocaine as an elderly person ties everything together logically. Medical mystery solved, the doctor goes about his day. Seeing gramps come into the hospital after shooting up or smoking some dope is uncommon, but not unheard of.

      Now, elderly person comes in, unknown care situation at home or what passes for home. Tests positive for drugs in their system. This explains why they came in with their symptoms, but not how it got there. That possibility requires further investigation, and may be cause for a call to adult protective services.

      TL,DR: Not a red herring. The doctor reacting as they did was because they got the answers they needed, not because it wasn't relevant.

      The problem is that they didn't get any answers at all -- just because she used Cocaine 30 years ago doesn't mean she still does. I used a number of drugs 20 years ago that I literally haven't touched in decades.

      If he suspects abuse, then he shouldn't dismiss that suspicion just because she once used the drugs. If she associated with people 30 years ago that had access to cocaine, there's a good chance that she still comes into contact with people today that have access to cocaine, so if anything, the fact that she once used the drug makes it more likely that someone may be giving it to her now.

      He suspected abuse because he like a lot of society naively thought "old" equated to "innocent", and believed the patient when she said she didn't know how the drugs got in her system.

      When he say evidence that she 1: used to do coccain, and 2: was busted for it, it became much more likely that she knew damn well she had coccain in her system because she was doing coccain, but had learned not at admit guilt to authority figures from being busted in the past, than it is that someone is seripticiously dosing her with coccain.

    31. Re:Patients Lie by CODiNE · · Score: 2

      And sometimes doctors assume the patient is lying when their moral judgement of the person conflicts with what they're being told by them.

      Such as the non-sexual transition of chlamydia. But no let's take kids away for their parents and throw the pervs in jail, it's statistically not likely they're telling the truth so they must be lying.

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    32. Re:Patients Lie by Stickerboy · · Score: 2

      cocaine typically can't be detected past 3 days.

      And yet, the doctor seems to have determined that it had nothing to do with the current stuff and moved on:

      There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier. I looked away from the screen, feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy. I resumed our medical exam, without bringing up the finding on the Internet, and her subsequent hospital course was uneventful.

      So, depending on the kinds of tests he was doing, he apparently concluded it was a red herring.

      Let me give you some insight as a doctor.

      Patient comes in, lies, is actually abusing cocaine. Cocaine is a stimulant, and can cause overexertion of the heart through either chronic use or acute overdose, leading to shortness of breath and weakness, which the patient came in with. Additionally, smoking cocaine and all its impurities can damage the lungs.

      It had everything to do with the "current stuff", as the patient lying and abusing cocaine as an elderly person ties everything together logically. Medical mystery solved, the doctor goes about his day. Seeing gramps come into the hospital after shooting up or smoking some dope is uncommon, but not unheard of.

      Now, elderly person comes in, unknown care situation at home or what passes for home. Tests positive for drugs in their system. This explains why they came in with their symptoms, but not how it got there. That possibility requires further investigation, and may be cause for a call to adult protective services.

      TL,DR: Not a red herring. The doctor reacting as they did was because they got the answers they needed, not because it wasn't relevant.

      The problem is that they didn't get any answers at all -- just because she used Cocaine 30 years ago doesn't mean she still does. I used a number of drugs 20 years ago that I literally haven't touched in decades.

      If he suspects abuse, then he shouldn't dismiss that suspicion just because she once used the drugs. If she associated with people 30 years ago that had access to cocaine, there's a good chance that she still comes into contact with people today that have access to cocaine, so if anything, the fact that she once used the drug makes it more likely that someone may be giving it to her now.

      Which is a valid point, too. But the response to that is complicated. It may have been an incomplete story given to us - when I ask a social history on substance use, I usually ask a variation of, "Are you using any illegal or street drugs? Have you done so in the past?"

      Most people who are steadfastly lying about current use will say no to both. People who have fallen off the wagon may lie about the first question in the beginning and tell the truth on the second, but if you come around again the patient will usually admit to it when directly asked and they know it's pertinent to treatment. If this patient had lied to the doctor about using before, I wouldn't blame them for thinking they're lying about both the past and now.

      So, what then? Usually it comes down to conversations with the patient and his/her family or caretakers, and talking with adult protective services. If you aren't satisfied with the patient's safety at home, you tell them you're locking them in the hospital as a matter of patient safety until you're done investigating. The drug abusers will usually confess after this, because they want to get out of the hospital, after they're feeling better, to go back to using.

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      Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    33. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. You'll wait an hour past the time we agreed to meet, fill out a stack of forms, and pay out the ass, just so a wealthy guild member can rubber-stamp a prescription you already knew you needed. And heaven forbid you actually need painkillers - unless you manage to incept the doctor into suggesting one, they'll label you "drug seeking" and every doctor thereafter will give you aspirin.

    34. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      They lie because it suits them. I'm not a clinic doctor; I'm an anesthesiologist. People lie to me. Why? I don't know. If there's anyone who really, absolutely, positively needs to know the truth, it's the guy who is about to pour a cocktail of drugs into your veins and put you into a medically induced coma while someone else carves you open. But they lie.

    35. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patients fucking lie all the time.

      I saw a guy in the ER with fresh track marks swearing up and down he didn't do drugs and that he was nodding out sitting up because he has a brain tumor. Seconds after the Narcan kicked in, he was screaming and fighting and kicking and biting. You can't tell me he didn't have any clue what was making him pass out or why his friends dumped him on the curb outside and sped off.

    36. Re:Patients Lie by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that one I don't get, unless they're afraid you're going to document something that is going to cause them problems elsewhere.

    37. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 0

      Blame your legislators for mandatory reporting requirements.

    38. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks. I don't do coke. I don't do drugs. I don't do anything I'm ashamed of.

      If my doctor asks me something, I tell him truthfully.

      Part 1 is why you do Part 2. If you -did- do things you were ashamed of, you would very likely at least start out lying to your doctor about it. This isn't a "one or the other" kind of situation. It's (one || other).

    39. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone lies, even when it's to their detriment. Shame (among others) is a very powerful emotion."

      It has nothing to do with shame (which is usually an emotion associated with children and/or people going through puberty).

      It has to do with the risk of the doctor saying "well its your own fault then, find another doctor."

      I'm in my 50's, retired, and I use drugs - I have ever since I retired. I'm going to enjoy my retirement. I've been honest with my doc - once I knew he would just accept my drug use and still treat me.

    40. Re:Patients Lie by nebular · · Score: 1

      Ask for a 2nd opinion. Although the Gyno is a speciallist and must be referred to by her GP, the Gyno is required to honour your request for another opinion and make a referral for you to another gyno. Canada won't stop you from seeing the doctor of your choice, but if you want the gov't to pay for it you need to have a good reason for seeing someone other than a GP, hense the referral. Also you can always contact a specialist to get an appt. without a referral and pay cash, however that is a the discresion of the specialist (they often won't make any appt without a referral in order to avoid wasting their time)

    41. Re:Patients Lie by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      True in the child abuse example I gave, they have to report. But what about when the same false positive or alternate infection scenario is ignored and "Sorry but he cheated on you, that's the facts" breaks up a marriage?

      It's too easy for a health care provider to make snap judgements like that which can ruin lives. Nothing you can say will convince them otherwise since "patients lie". That's true.. 99% of the time.

      I admit I'm sensitive to it. Our health experts told my wife I cheated on her and refused to discuss it with me. Fortunately my wife knows me better than that. (And I know she didn't cheat either) Good luck convincing anyone though. That's a 1% thing that is so much easier to believe is a lie even though their diagnostic methods have known weaknesses to them.

      But I agree most people lie a lot.

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    42. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I try to point out to people that it's not that the medical establishment is always right, it's that 99+% of the time, the person who says "you've got it all wrong!" is the crazy one. Hard odds to overcome.

    43. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Nobody hires an engineer to come in and look at their foundation and then refuse to let them in the house

      This is exactly what a structural safety engineer does before they give you a permit to reside in your house, after you've built it.

    44. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And apparently you also have a personality disorder. Really, absolutely no shame about anything? Ever, or just at this particular moment?

      In the event that you're not lying, I hope I don't ever meet you.

    45. Re:Patients Lie by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It had everything to do with the "current stuff", as the patient lying and abusing cocaine as an elderly person ties everything together logically. Medical mystery solved, the doctor goes about his day. Seeing gramps come into the hospital after shooting up or smoking some dope is uncommon, but not unheard of.

      Except, of course, the medical mystery has not been solved. Using cocaine in no way rules out other possible reasons, such as greasy arteries. In fact it, if merely admitting that they use cocaine makes the doctor declare "mystery solved", then it would be in the patient's best interests to lie about it to get a proper examination.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    46. Re:Patients Lie by tlhIngan · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that one I don't get, unless they're afraid you're going to document something that is going to cause them problems elsewhere.

      Except... doctor-patient privilege. Medical records are private, and unless you give permission, even family is not allowed to know.

      So no, that embarrassing night you went out with a hooker and got HIV, well, all anyone is allowed to know (i.e., your insurance company) is you got HIV. And unless you tell your doctor it's OK, even he's professionally not allowed to tell family how you got it.

      The thing is, though, there's just a bunch of taboo subjects. Things people just don't talk about. Like erectile dysfunction - just try to get any man to admit their penis doesn't "work". Or how they got that particular rash. Or anything to deal with sex.

      That's one reason why patients lie - societal norms keep them from telling people. And things that are "bad" like that guy's night out where you got plastered, or whatever, well, people don't like telling others about it (until revealed by Google Glass and their associated glassholes).

      Hell, even answering the question "Are you a homosexual" can explain things. But most people take offense and will lie, despite privilege.

      Of course, the other reason is, well, having the doctor judge you - despite privilege, admitting you smoke, drink too much, are fat, etc, well, generally attract disdain from the medical profession.

      Perhaps the time will come when as an option, you have a choice of seeing a computer doctor - one who can show disdain, but is cold, calculating and clinical so non-judgemental. Eliza was an experiment that showed that humans would often tell a computer more than they would say, their doctor.

    47. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, the HIV thing is a little different. Certain diseases are mandatory reports - you have to inform the state Health Department about the diagnosis, and in the case of STD's they will want to investigate all your sexual contacts and treat them.

    48. Re:Patients Lie by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a risk. But it is prevalent, patient lying does not really play a significant role. The only situation where patient honesty would play a role is if they indeed have HIV or something drastic medical personnel cannot be vaccinated against and the patient is able to inform the medical staff and lab results are not available yet. That is a rather small part of the risk-landscape for accidental self-sticks and hence "sharps" procedures are rigorously adhered to by any true professional. But as in any profession, there are people that are not good at what they do. Whether it is in the medical field for this risk, electricians blowing themselves up or professional drivers using unsafe habits. Ignore the risk and have it main or kill you. Nothing new, nothing special about the medical field.

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    49. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MD here. They lie. They lie all the time. Usually not all that important, sometimes it is. We almost always know anyway.

      Yeah yeah yeah. Just like when you "knew" that my liver dysfunction was due to chronic alcoholism instead of acetaminophen burn. Asshole.

      Acetaminophen and Paracetamol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol) are the exact same fucking thing but they are not labelled that way. Thanks for making such a dangerous substance so difficult to identify.

      So yeah, thanks for asking if I had taken any Paracetamol when trying to treat my fever and then deliver Paracetamol to me intravenously after I had taken large doses of Acetaminophen. And then having the nerve to assume I am an alcoholic because my liver is shutting down. Fuck you. That damage is irreparable. Yeah. You know. You always know. And the patient always lies and is always hooked on some chemical. Fuck off.

    50. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you cant be serious. are you? i work in mental health, the patients lie, lie, lie. "i dont know how i could have gotten mrsa" 3 weeks of iv antibiotic drip in hospital isolation unit later "oh, yeah, i was injecting speed into my toe", meanwhile i had been cleaning out his hotel room. patients lie, lie, lie, lie. what we do as medical professionals is we get used to it, and try to point out discrepancies between their statements and physical reality, hoping they might try to be a little more honest with people trying to help them. getting upset about them lying is silly. as is worrying about googling them. I do it all the time, i dont share information i find that would upset them, and its helped me to be empathic. school track records for someone now schizophrenic, news articles on the death of a patients father who was a valued member of the drug treatment community. and i also look for news reports of arrests. I know im doing this to help myself help them, and i dont assume that the information i get is correct. I sure as hell wouldnt hire based on some rant posted by an ex of a potential employee. thats so juvenile.

    51. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree here. Not to mention requiring prescriptions on everything artificially makes the healthcare system more expensive since requiring a doctors visit for every little thing is something that must be paid for by someone (doctor visits aren't free).

      I would argue that even many antibiotics and whatnot should not require a prescription.

    52. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doctor-patient privilege
      and if you believe that is absolute, or inviolable, you are delusional. Abuse, theft, transcription errors, misplaced files, hacking are all possible. Most people won't say anything that may come back to haunt them.

    53. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is she still abusing cocaine ?

      Dr. assumes yes, given her record, and is LEGALLY off the hook. He can claim he did everything he could, and made the best decision based on the information that was available.

      Otherwise, it would have taken more time out of his busy schedule to cover his own ass, which is understandable. I mean, sure, there's a good chance she's still abusing. But what if she isn't, what if she's telling the truth ? Then what ?

      Not the doctors problem.

      So. Be aware of that. Doctors will take the easy way out and are not primarily concerned with you or your well-being at all. It's your own responsibility to have a relationship with your doctor that eliminates the kind of potential disaster that could result from your doctor merely covering his own ass.

    54. Re:Patients Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They lie for a reason. You put all the things we tell you in our medical record without any concern for how it will impact our lives.

      Because it's not your problem that someone is gay and their employer is a huge homophobe that will fire them when they find out once they get access to their medical records, which when a workplace injury claim you encouraged the patient to file goes thorough they have a right to look at.

      You also ASSUME they lie. Sometimes you're wrong.

      When I was young and naive I told my doctor the absolute accurate truth. It got me fired and ruined my career.

      Now that I'm older I realize, it's not jsut the patients that sometimes lie. It's the doctors. They lie. They lie all the time.

      And now I have some idea just how often, and really am extremely careful about what kind of interaction I have with so-called medical professionals.

    55. Re:Patients Lie by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I would argue that even many antibiotics and whatnot should not require a prescription.

      I think the only antibiotics that it would make sense to not require a prescription for are those which are fed to animals, since they're already nearly-useless anyway.

      Now, as far as which antibiotics I think should be routinely fed to animals, I'd say that should be none of them.

      I think that all antibiotic use of any kind anywhere should require a prescription, because it isn't about your health, but about everybody else's. If the use of antibiotics is not regulated, then society has to pay a boatload of money to discover new ones when the existing ones would otherwise work just fine. Notice that private companies aren't discovering new antibiotics? That's because there is no financial sense in doing so. It makes just as much sense to have the government paying to develop new antibiotics while doing nothing to control the waste of the ones we have.

    56. Re:Patients Lie by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that one I don't get, unless they're afraid you're going to document something that is going to cause them problems elsewhere.

      Except... doctor-patient privilege. Medical records are private, and unless you give permission, even family is not allowed to know.

      And how many people really understand the extent of doctor-patient privilege? I know I don't, and I know a heck of a lot more about it than the average person. I don't know what a doctor can be subpoenaed for. I don't know what they have to disclose to my insurer, or who they can talk to, or who gets told about things even though they shouldn't.

      I do know that my doctor can't pass on something they don't know about.

      I agree that there are other factors as well as you point out.

      And there are a ton of mandatory-reporting laws out there. If your patient confessed that they like to abuse kids chances are you wouldn't keep it quiet, assuming that were even allowed. If your patient confessed that they are missing half of their field of view you probably have a legal obligation to report that to the local DMV. And so on...

    57. Re:Patients Lie by demonlapin · · Score: 0

      If someone else is paying the bills...

    58. Re:Patients Lie by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      "Everyone lies, even when it's to their detriment. Shame (among others) is a very powerful emotion."

      It has nothing to do with shame (which is usually an emotion associated with children and/or people going through puberty).

      It has to do with the risk of the doctor saying "well its your own fault then, find another doctor."

      I'm in my 50's, retired, and I use drugs - I have ever since I retired. I'm going to enjoy my retirement. I've been honest with my doc - once I knew he would just accept my drug use and still treat me.

      Sooooo.. Fear (of losing your doc) would be included in that "among others" clause, yes?

      Also, to say that shame is relegated exclusively to children and adolescents is IMO absurd.

  6. So.... by MitchDev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... adoctor will fondle and touch and examine your most intimate body parts, yet they shouldn't look at publicly available information? STUPID.

    Yes, they shouldn't jump to conclusions based on what they find, but otherwise, fair game.

    1. Re:So.... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I feel more confident in a Doctor having more information than a for-profit insurance company -- which already KNOWS MORE than the doctor in many cases.

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    2. Re:So.... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ... adoctor will fondle and touch and examine your most intimate body parts, yet they shouldn't look at publicly available information? STUPID.

      Except when doctors look at this publicly available information, the fact that they looked at it also becomes information which, while not publicly available, is still available to Google and, by extension, the government. Because the search engine knows who did the search (possibly exactly who if you're logged in) and where it came from.

      The simple act of the search allows someone to say "this doctor's office looked for this person, and they also looked at this information". You don't think big data can't then determine that "this person has that condition and is being treated by that doctor"?

      And then you've violated HIPAA laws and your obligation to patient confidentiality.

      Unless you can prove no 3rd party could glean information from you doing that search (and I assure you, the doctors can't), you pretty much have to assume that someone actually could.

      Which means the default position here has to be "no, you can't do that". Because it has more potential to cause harm than people realize.

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    3. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next bit of news: Doctors offices use VPN's and Tor to access Google.

    4. Re:So.... by SacredNaCl · · Score: 2

      I'm more concerned with doctors being able to find medical records from other doctors. You see one quack and get a misdiagnosis, and it can haunt you for years to come. With electronic records, almost all of the hospitals are linked here, and a simple search turns up everything. Its impossible to correct things in your medical files as well. All you can do is add a statement to them.

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    5. Re:So.... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      Next bit of news: Doctors offices use VPN's and Tor to access Google.

      Bullcrap. Even if doctors all had the technical sophistication to do this, which I assure you, they don't -- if you can identify the IP address of the VPN (or some of the TOR exit nodes) then you can still determine that 'a' doctor, and possibly 'this group of doctors' is doing searches about people.

      When I see this:

      When I walked out of the room, a nurse called me over to her computer. There, on MugShots.com, was a younger version of my patient's face, with details about how she had been detained for cocaine possession more than three decades earlier.

      I immediately think, "yup, the, the nurses are just googling and finding everything about you, and they're probably doing it with zero anonymity". My impression of the standards of IT and security in the average medical context is that it's barely there (if at all), managed by people who don't know or care, likely woefully out of date and missing security updates, and probably on a network which has been compromised by malware.

      Sorry, but the interwebs pretty much guarantee that unless you took some pretty extraordinary measures, determining that a specific doctors office had the mugshots.com up for a patient isn't all that tough, which tells you that patient is associated with that doctor.

      I do not believe the average doctor's office has the technical skills, resources, or inclination to be able to do this in a way which would be safe, stay within HIPAA laws, and guarantee you aren't leaking out patient information in the process.

      Which means they have no business doing it in the first place, but being doctors, think they know everything and have no idea of the ramifications of this.

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    6. Re:So.... by sharkette66 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uh, no. This is a feeble understanding of HIPAA. HIPAA would only be involved with the information in the medical record, and violations occur when information in the medical record is shared in a way that HIPAA does not allow. There are many exemptions.

      Googles records of a person's search, even a doctor's search, would not constitute sharing a patient's personal medical information(PMO) in a way prohibited by HIPAA.

      The idea that google knows something has been searched, then by extension 'the government knows it', therefore an inference can be made about the subject matter of the search, therefore something was illegally shared in violation of HIPAA? No way....

      The google searches occur because the PMI in the record doesn't match the physical evidence in front of the health care professional. If a doctor learns something about a patient's medical condition on the internet, the privacy afforded by HIPAA should apply, of course.

    7. Re:So.... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      That's idiotic. First, Google doesn't know who the doctor is, second, he's only looking you up, not putting your medical records out there.

      This HIPPA shit goes too far if there's any way a HIPPA-cryte case could be made from a Doctor Googling info ANYONE could Google...

      Really, you people need to change your tinfoil hats, I think your brains rotted clean through...

    8. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most offices don't have the time to do these searches. So, I would be interested in what triggered the nurse to do the search. My suspicion would be the nurse knew this person (maybe her old dealer) and wanted a way to share the information without incriminating herself.

    9. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised at just how much people twist HIPAA to mean. The cart that you push a baby from the birthing room to the recovery room can't have the baby's name on it, because in an obscure way, that violates the mother's right to deny that she was just in the hospital having a baby 10 minutes ago.

    10. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to setup an anonymous system for doing just that.

    11. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for illustrating just how completely backwards the health care industry is. We need to provide incentives for doctors to actively do the right thing for their patients. Not build up walls which prevent them from doing their job AND provide the opportunity for them to be punished for doing their job simply because the patient is unscrupulous and/or incompetent.

    12. Re:So.... by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

      With electronic records, almost all of the hospitals are linked here, and a simple search turns up everything.

      After being in the same local hospital system for twenty years I can say, not really. A doctor might keep everything but the hospitals do not. They remember your insurance data and where to bill/reach you, and even a ten year old defunct phone number. But some tests from 5 or 6 six ago not so much, its about tracking the money.

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    13. Re:So.... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      You could call it DuckDuckGo.

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    14. Re:So.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      First, if you think Google doesn't know who you are, you are naive. Second, a search on "MitchDev sores on genitals" is most certainly putting medical records out there if you are sitting in the doctors office waiting for him to look at your sores. It is silly to say that typing in medical information and submitting it to a third part isn't putting medical records out there just because the primary purpose of the database isn't the collection of medical records.

      Anyone couldn't Google that information. For example, I couldn't Google your real name for genital sores because I don't know your real name. Of course, even if I did know your real name, it wouldn't be illegal for me to publicly disclose any ailment you might have because I am not your doctor. HIPAA does not apply to me. It does apply to your doctor and your nurse.

    15. Re:So.... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      The story doesn't say what the search line was. It may have just been the user's name. Why are you such an ass defending the idea that this is somehow a HIPAA violation if a doctor searches the same records available to EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET?

    16. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My impression of the standards of IT and security in the average medical context is that it's barely there (if at all), managed by people who don't know or care, likely woefully out of date and missing security updates, and probably on a network which has been compromised by malware."

      As someone who has done IT work at a hospital I can say that, at least with the hospital I've done work at (Kaiser) this is not true. They take IT security and customer privacy very seriously there and they do a good job.

    17. Re:So.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Since the story is about the medical personnel looking for a reason that this person had cocaine in her system AND they found a link about the patient having used cocaine, the likelihood that the search included the patients name as well as the word cocaine is extremely high, while the likelihood that it did not contain both terms is extremely low.

      The fact that the search results are available to every other person on the planet does not mean that the information that the patient was currently in the hospital being treated for cocaine overdose is available to everyone on the planet. I'm sure you are aware that asking a question can be supplying information in and of itself. For example, if one to hear their wife's male co-worker( with whom she had been working multiple all nighters for the last few months), ask their wife's sister if the wife had gotten the herpes test, one could infer that their wife has been cheating on them. Anyone on the planet could ask the question, but that doesn't mean something is being stated when that specific individual asks it.

      I find it interesting that you think the guy wanting patent confidentiality to be the ass. That also says a lot.

    18. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story doesn't say what the search line was. It may have just been the user's name. Why are you such an ass defending the idea that this is somehow a HIPAA violation if a doctor searches the same records available to EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET?

      From that I can tell, Google searches are http and not https, so doing a search on a patient's name, unencrypted over the ethernet let alone to somebody that has not signed a HIPAA agreement (like Google) with the hospital that is on file, would indeed be, if not a violation of HIPAA, almost certainly a violation of any policy set by a hospital that decided to make a policy. For the hospital I work at, any transmission of patient data, especially their name over any network, even inside our own firewalls, is a violation of policy.

    19. Re:So.... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I think an idiot thinking a doctor who wants more information about a patient he's trying to treat is in the wrong to be much more telling about you.
      Let me guess, you're an ambulance chasing lawyer who loves raping doctors who've done nothing wrong just to line your own pockets...

    20. Re:So.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      So, we are clearly in disagreement. You believe that a doctor is doing nothing wrong if they tell people about their patient's medical conditions if it is a "patient he's trying to treat". I think that it is wrong for doctors to tell people about their patient's medical conditions without their consent. Yes. Both of our positions say a lot about us.

      One of us may be right and the other wrong, but the point of HIPAA is specifically to prevent doctors from telling people about their patients medical conditions.

    21. Re:So.... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Where the FUCK does it say he told anybody SHIT beyond typing a name into a FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE????

      Are you THAT FUCKING STUPID?

    22. Re:So.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      It says it in the summary. Your ignorance on how search engines work does not make me stupid.

  7. "feeling like I had violated my patient's privacy" by east+coast · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why would he feel that way?

    To me, if a doctor can find something about a patient without going to crazy lengths to do it then he shouldn't feel bad about it. It would be like me telling my doctor I've given up smoking and he sees me smoking in front of my local Starbucks a month later. On my next visit should he really ignore that I'm smoking again or should he ask about it or come outright and say "I caught you in the act."

    Granted, I'm an adult and I can decide but for medical guidance to be accurate and worthwhile you have to be honest with your doctor and his pointing out the embarrassing truth might be what it takes to get a patient to straighten up and fly right.

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  8. It's only fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After all patients google the doctors too.

    1. Re:It's only fair by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It would be fair if doctors paid the paid the patients tons of money as well. As they do not, this is not a symmetric relationship.

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    2. Re:It's only fair by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Or go here: www.healthgrades.com

    3. Re:It's only fair by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Do you pay your doctors tons of money? I seriously doubt it. I suspect you pay a government or an insurance company tons of money, depending on where you live.

    4. Re:It's only fair by Luke+has+no+name · · Score: 1

      Does that mean you get to examine them too?

  9. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by schlachter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's public info, and it could help the doc make a decision, so let them use it.

    BUT, make them spell out the patient what data they used to make their diagnosis if it was not provided directly by the patient.

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  10. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    Granted, I'm an adult and I can decide but for medical guidance to be accurate and worthwhile you have to be honest with your doctor and his pointing out the embarrassing truth might be what it takes to get a patient to straighten up and fly right.

    This is probably accurate in many cases.

    The geriatric coke addict in the summary not withstanding.

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  11. What surprises me is that... by Nutria · · Score: 2

    tests can detect cocaine many, many years later. How is this so?

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    1. Re:What surprises me is that... by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought the implication was that she lied about having no idea how coke was in her system because she was still an addict and still taking it?

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    2. Re:What surprises me is that... by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      tests can detect cocaine many, many years later. How is this so?

      Old story but true:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contaminated_currency

    3. Re:What surprises me is that... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      We're talking human body here. Unlike pieces of paper or plastic, human bodies have metabolism that removes various toxins from the body with time.

    4. Re:What surprises me is that... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      I thought of that too. The summary implies, though, that the doctor dismissed that possibility (patient too old).

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    5. Re:What surprises me is that... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      And that is a major failing on the doctor's part. Old people can be addicts too.

    6. Re:What surprises me is that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      human bodies have metabolism that removes various toxins from the body with time

      Except for some stuff which accumulates, right? Stuff like heavy metals, which require chelation therapy. I reject your theory that Cocaine is naturally removed from the body, until such time as you link to a reputable paper or article stating such.

    7. Re:What surprises me is that... by Stickerboy · · Score: 2

      And that is a major failing on the doctor's part. Old people can be addicts too.

      I replied about this above this thread, too.

      The doctor responded the way that they did, because the rest of the medical picture falls into place once it becomes known that the patient is still abusing cocaine. The doctor didn't dismiss the possibility, treating cocaine addicts for their health issues is commonplace.

      The question that was nagging the doctor was, how did the drugs get into the patient's system in the first place? Elder abuse takes many different forms.

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    8. Re:What surprises me is that... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      We're talking human body here. Unlike pieces of paper or plastic, human bodies have metabolism that removes various toxins from the body with time.

      Not all the trace chemicals are metabolized. In the case of THC it can be detected years later when it's released from body fat. Also drugs can be detected from other trace chemicals that aren't toxins and can stay in the body much longer.

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    9. Re:What surprises me is that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is a major failing on the doctor's part. Old people can be addicts too.

      Everyone can have nearly any disease. The problem space is enormous, and it using precise methods can't trim it down fast enough. You can't make a diagnosis in a reasonable time without making some assumptions.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayesian_search_theory

    10. Re:What surprises me is that... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      The doctor dismissed that at first, suspecting that it was involuntarily in her blood, before finding out evidence that she had previously been an addict. I'm not really sure how anyone would read the summary any other way.

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    11. Re:What surprises me is that... by hendrikboom · · Score: 1

      My wife, a doctor, tells me the tests cannot detect 30-year-old cocaine use, but can detect recent cocaine use. So the implication is that the patient was using recently and was lying.

    12. Re:What surprises me is that... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Read the thread ahead to find out why you are wrong. Another poster sourced papers on the subject which cite metabolism period of days rather than years.

  12. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just remember as you say things like that, the doctor doesn't work for you. He works for the insurance company, the one who is paying him and with whose policies he either complies or goes unpaid. It's been a long time since the doctor was really in charge of his practice.

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  13. Hmmmm ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wouldn't doctors googling their patients essentially violate HIPAA rules?

    Because you've now let the fact that you are a doctor treating a specific patient bleed out around the corners, and since Google is keeping track of who you are and what you searched for, they know it too.

    Unless you are doing this in such a way that you can guarantee you're not causing patient confidentiality to be breached (which Google sure as hell isn't), I'm of the opinion you've demonstrated a lapse in ethics, and a breech of the law.

    And, even if you search in a manner you know was anonymous, if those searches come from something which is identifiable as being the anonymous search of doctors, the content of those searches can still leak information out.

    Because when Google see that Dr. Joe Quack has searched for Bob Skippy Smith followed by a quick refresher on the symptoms of herpes .... Google knows (or can infer) that Bob Smith has Herpes.

    Doctors are not information theorists, and quite possibly not well educated enough about this technology to be using it in conjunction with their medical practice. Because clearly, if they understood this a little better, they'd realize they've more or less violated their ethics (and possibly the law) by doing this.

    Doctors Googling their patients is a terrible idea, and has every possibility of violating the privacy of the patient, as well as the laws meant to protect it.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't doctors googling their patients essentially violate HIPAA rules?

      They have a legal expectation of privacy that the search metadata won't be used for illegal purposes. The illegal acts of others are not their responsibility unless they had reason to believe that they would be committed. If they were googling the information of a political refugee, there would perhaps be more grey area.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm ... by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am a doctor.

      Wouldn't doctors googling their patients essentially violate HIPAA rules?

      No.

      Because you've now let the fact that you are a doctor treating a specific patient bleed out around the corners, and since Google is keeping track of who you are and what you searched for, they know it too.

      Unless you are doing this in such a way that you can guarantee you're not causing patient confidentiality to be breached (which Google sure as hell isn't), I'm of the opinion you've demonstrated a lapse in ethics, and a breech of the law.

      Violating HIPAA takes intent. And you're taking the doctor's responsibility to protect patient information way too far.

      For example, Doctor X discusses Patient Y's case with Friend Z, with specific identifying information. HIPAA violation.

      Doctor X discusses Patient Y's case with consulting Doctor A in a suitably private conversation over the telephone. Unknown to the parties, the NSA / and/or the phone company is wiretapping the line, and just learned all about Patient Y. Not a HIPAA violation on either Doctor's part. Doctors have to take reasonable precautions to protect their patient's privacy. Guarding against every possible outlet that snooping intelligence agencies and snooping internet companies could use is too much, and we'd never get anything productive done.

      And, even if you search in a manner you know was anonymous, if those searches come from something which is identifiable as being the anonymous search of doctors, the content of those searches can still leak information out.

      Because when Google see that Dr. Joe Quack has searched for Bob Skippy Smith followed by a quick refresher on the symptoms of herpes .... Google knows (or can infer) that Bob Smith has Herpes.

      Doctors are not information theorists, and quite possibly not well educated enough about this technology to be using it in conjunction with their medical practice. Because clearly, if they understood this a little better, they'd realize they've more or less violated their ethics (and possibly the law) by doing this.

      Doctors Googling their patients is a terrible idea, and has every possibility of violating the privacy of the patient, as well as the laws meant to protect it.

      This would be an incredibly bad idea on Google's part to try to gather accurate information this way on patients. Because I assure you, doctors are neither linear nor subject related in their internet searching. Just because I google "gstoddart" and then a few minutes later "UpToDate: complications of inserting foreign objects in anus" does not mean the two are anywhere related, despite what you're thinking. I may have 20 different patients on my service at any given time, and I frequently have to be thinking about multiple cases at any given time during a workday. Hell, just to make things more confusing for google, maybe I googled "best place to order roses nearby" in between those two google searches, because I'm taking my girlfriend out to dinner after work.

      Sorry, while I hate it, no one, not me, not you, has privacy anymore online or electronically. While we can fight against it, get used to it.

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    3. Re:Hmmmm ... by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      Further examples of HIPAA violations and nonviolations and why.

      Doctor X discusses Patient Y's case with Doctor Z, also involved in the case, at the supermarket. This is a HIPAA violation, as long as there are bystanders and he used specific identifying information. The Doctor intended to have the conversation in a place where he could have reasonably assumed there were unrelated people overhearing.

      Now, Doctor X discussing Patient Y as a generic stroke case in public that could be one of a million just like it, with no identifying information, and debating the best ways to treat it? Not a HIPAA violation. Happens all the time during teaching rounds and medical conferences.

      Doctor X leaving Patient Y's information up on a public console in a hospital? HIPAA violation. Doctor X could reasonably know that other people are going to walk by and either incidentally or purposefully look at the information he left up.

      Doctor X looking up Patient Y's information on a public console in the hospital, and then taking it down before leaving. If an investigator or spy comes by with a USB drive of cracking tools and reconstructs Patient Y's information? Not a HIPAA violation. Doctor X took reasonable precautions with intent to protect Patient Y's privacy.

      Doctor X opening Patient Y's chart to write a note and orders, and unrelated person sneaking behind him and sneaking a quick peek over the shoulder at Patient Y's information without anyone seeing? Not a HIPAA violation on the Doctor's part. No intent to share. Reasonable protection. Doctors shouldn't have to hire armed security guards to watch their back while they're focusing on treating patients.

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    4. Re:Hmmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another doctor. Violating HIPAA does not actually take intent--I've seen multiple nasty cases of penalities for HIPAA violation with absolutely no intent. But I agree that googling probably doesn't violate HIPAA, because the information on Google (presuming it's public) is not protected information.

      I think where it gets theoretically tricky is the fact that Google could probably in theory figure out that doctor X was searching for health-related keyword A with patient B, at such-and-such a time, and that might constitute PHI (protected health information--because it is revealing to Google indirectly something about patient B's health in the context of a specific provider visit). But I'm not sure how that would ever come up in a legal situation (although my life experiences suggest that it eventually will).

    5. Re:Hmmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... to follow-up on my previous comment: this would all be a non-issue if the physicians used a non-tracking search engine like Duck Duck Go.

    6. Re:Hmmmm ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The doctor releasing medical data to Google is already using the data in illegal ways.

    7. Re:Hmmmm ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The example above was not a generic search on cocaine and then a generic search on the patients name. It was a search that included cocaine and the specific patients name in the same search. Doing a Google search is not like having telephone call with another doctor and asking about the patient's genital sores. It is like submitting your issue with genital sores to a company that specializes in collecting and selling data.

    8. Re:Hmmmm ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Doctor X discusses Patient Y's case with Doctor Z, also involved in the case, at the supermarket. This is a HIPAA violation, as long as there are bystanders and he used specific identifying information. The Doctor intended to have the conversation in a place where he could have reasonably assumed there were unrelated people overhearing.

      This would be the violation described in the summary.

    9. Re:Hmmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must agree. Not to mention that there are possibly multiple doctors doing searches on the same machine, depending on how your IT system is configured, it maybe difficult for Google to even trace the search back to which doctor made that search.

  14. They better get the right person or bad stuff may by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    They better get the right person or bad stuff may happen like (up to death with big law suits)

  15. Just have to have the right name. by willy_me · · Score: 2

    This will only work on a few people. When I google myself, William Douglas, I get a pile of hits and none of them are for me. Additionally, people can still change their name if they want to distance themselves from their past. Will not hide you from government agencies but will be good enough for everyone else.

    On a side note, a question to the grammar Nazis. When using the word "Google" as a verb, should the first character be capitalized? And as a website that supposedly stays neutral, should it even be used as a verb within headlines?

    Now if you would please forgive me, I must go monitor Bing to see if their is a sudden spike in searches for "William Douglas".

    1. Re:Just have to have the right name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will only work on a few people. When I google myself, William Douglas, I get a pile of hits and none of them are for me.

      Well I really am "Mr Anonymous Coward", so it's much worse for me.

    2. Re:Just have to have the right name. by telchine · · Score: 1

      On a side note, a question to the grammar Nazis. When using the word "Google" as a verb, should the first character be capitalized?

      Not usually. However in the title it's correct to capitalize each word.

    3. Re:Just have to have the right name. by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      On a side note, a question to the grammar Nazis. When using the word "Google" as a verb, should the first character be capitalized?

      Seems to me capitalization in current English is used for proper nouns.
      I don't know that we've ever Had proper verbs.

      To google or not to Google, that is the question.
      Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous liars or search for info about them on the web (because we know everything on the web is absolutely true.)

    4. Re:Just have to have the right name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it should be capitalized, it's a proper noun, even when used as a verb. Google do try to discourage its use as a generic synonym for "search" but I think that's one of the few battles they're not going to win.

    5. Re:Just have to have the right name. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Additionally, people can still change their name if they want to distance themselves from their past.

      ...including their education and work history, making it much harder to find a job.

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    6. Re:Just have to have the right name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When using it as a verb in a headline you certainly do, since you capitalize every essential word in a headline anyway.

    7. Re:Just have to have the right name. by unitron · · Score: 1

      This will only work on a few people. When I google myself, William Douglas, I get a pile of hits and none of them are for me.

      Well I really am "Mr Anonymous Coward", so it's much worse for me.

      I told Noel he should give his kid a normal first name, but no, he had to be cute about it.

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  16. I recently.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I recently suffered through some severe asthmatic symptoms without a diagnosis, i was up front with all the doctors I had seen and told them I had tried marijuana before because honestly, if that is something causing my problems I'd like to know so i can know to avoid it, that information didn't stay between my doctor and I, my insurance company found out even though I specifically put on all hippa forms not to release information about substance abuse or mental health, one of the doctors works for the DEA and reported me even though all I was doing was trying to better my health, I'm sorry but if you think google is your worse enemy you are wrong, it is your doctors themselves when it comes to disclosure, you think medical privacy laws would allow me to disclose information like that to my doctor but my recent experience proved otherwise.

    1. Re:I recently.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are completely full of shit.

    2. Re:I recently.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, more of the above happens than you realize. People talk, especially when they have incentive to talk. I once knew a doctor who was let go from his HMO practice because he refused to push drugs on patients to meet a quota they had. Doctors who would meet quotas were rewarded with prizes such as sporting event box tickets, cruises, etc.

      Doctors do not always act in the best interest of patients. You delude yourself if you think that even half do. Until we wise up and remove the notion of gain from the medical practice world, this kind of self-serving mentality will continue unabated.

  17. I figured it was going the other way by Nyder · · Score: 1

    I figured the Doctors were googling patients info to see how much they could overcharge for their service.

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  18. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait, so this doctor now knows that his patient has a decades old history of drug abuse, at least one near overdose, and the rest of her stay was uneventful and he never brought it up... Am I the only one who says "WTF" to that? That seems like a much, much larger failure on the part of the doctor than googling a patient.

  19. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Nikker · · Score: 1

    I don't think the result of your doctor finding out health concerns should result in a "gotchya" moment and why should it? Your doctor knows you very well in most circumstances in a medical and a social way, cornering his/her patient is always the least fruitful way of resolving an issue or helping someone.

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  20. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    So you take your car in to the dealership for a warranty repair. The mechanic googles you and sees you're a fan of The Fast and The Furious .. therefor you're probably abusing your car and are denied the free repair. It's a slippery slope..

  21. F*CK GOOGLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people learn that google facebook, and all that other crap is evil?

  22. It's A Return to Normalacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until roughly 200 years ago, nobody had privacy. You lived with your extended family, and everybody knew everybody's business. This is new privacy focused world is not all good.

    1. Re:It's A Return to Normalacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Since it was fine 200 years ago, lets go back to that. Wonderful argument. Lets all apply it to EVERYTHING.

      Also, your family and close community knowing your business is NOT the the same as government and corporations keeping a running ledger of everything you do on hand for quick reference. And not just you, but everyone else in the world too. And it only gets used for what the government wants. They can watch you, but you can't watch them.

  23. The Poor Man's Background Check by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    Everyone realizes that googling names can frequently come up with false hits from the wrong person with the same name. Employers do this, boyfriends and girlfriends do it. Even though everyone knows how unreliable it is, they still keep googling names and using the results.
    In a world constantly screaming for "moar" information it's a shame there's not enough reflection on how valuable or correct it is.

    1. Re:The Poor Man's Background Check by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yup! When I self-googled, I got a whole page of MyRealName, none of which was me. The first real "me" I found was some dumb question I asked on a mailing list 15 years ago, and I have plausible deniability for that one.

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  24. Personal history, meh by egnx · · Score: 1

    I'm less concerened about the quack looking for my personal history than I was by one using google for diagnosis and drug interactions. He made no attempt to conceal it either, he pointed out the results on screen to me. That was rather surprising but hey, sometimes I use google to help me diagnose a fault...

    1. Re:Personal history, meh by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      Why on earth would you want a doctor to try to memorize every drug interaction possible (which is both incredibly hard and really a pharmacist's job) when it can be easily searched for with databases that don't ever forget? Do you have any idea how many drugs there are?

  25. Decision to Treat at All by Petersko · · Score: 1

    i think doctors should be permitted to use the search to decide whether they want to treat a patient at all, based on certain criteria. For instance, if you find the patient ranting about three other doctors and claiming to be in litigation with hospitals over various perceived slights... maybe they want to steer clear. Maybe the person really has a terrible track record of bad doctors and hospitals, but I fear the loss of physicians because of false accusations and public airings of disagreements.

    However, I think using it for additional diagnostic data seems dodgy. There are too many ways that can go south. What's physically present, medically recorded, and obtained directly from interview should constitute much of the initial sphere of information.

    1. Re:Decision to Treat at All by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Or, they could belong to the wrong church. Or, they could have worked on the wrong political party's campaign...

      Hmmm.... No, doctors performing investigations on people to decide whether they want to treat them or not is bad.

  26. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That seems like a lot of work when they could just extract that information from the ECU's nonvolatile storage, which they have right there in the car that you brought them.

  27. Don't trust your doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had plenty of reason not to trust my doctor, especially when I found out information I told her in confidence ended up on my medical record. Doctors now are the new cops. With ObamaCare it is only going to get worse.

    Anne

    1. Re:Don't trust your doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a doctor. When a patient says "I want to tell you something off the record", I tell the patient that nothing is off the record. Everything is told "in confidence" and becomes part of the chart, which is also CONFIDENTIAL. Many of the "off the record" types of things are medically relevant to your care, and if so they SHOULD be part of the record. You do have some say in who has access to your medical record. But, if you don't want it to be part of your record, DON'T TELL YOUR DOCTOR. We can't remember "off the record" information or base any decisions on it if it isn't part of the record.

    2. Re:Don't trust your doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, we need to withhold information from our Doctors? This can be risky. I do it to some extent. I tell them I never smoked, which is true, but if I admit that I have tried 3-4 cigarettes in my lifetime (and didn't like them), will they write down in my permanent record that I've admitted to being a "former smoker"?

  28. I just wanna walk right out of this world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a crazy world we are heading to?

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  30. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    Oops, bad analogy, but you get the point..

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  32. This is kind of like ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... The "Hitler Ate Sugar" argument. Just because a Racist has said 'X' does not make 'X' racist; it is the fact 'X' is racist which makes the Speaker racist. The line You quoted is, instead, an excuse put forth by Racists in an attempt to excuse Their behavior. I suggest showing how "MindPrison"'s comment is insensitive instead.

    1. Re:This is kind of like ... by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was bringing up the racist's excuse as a parallel. Nicely missed, chump...

      I was momentarily autistic when I wrote that

      He wasn't autistic. He doesn't know what it's like to be autistic. He was comparing being autistic with his "stream of consciousness" writing.

      some of my best friends are autistic, and very intelligent btw

      He uses his friends to gather comedy material. He believes autism makes people look unintelligent or he wouldn't feel the need to point out his friends're intelligent.

      Would you like me to continue or should you shut up before I analyse you into a hole as well?

      How do you know my friends? You're making up assumptions. "he believes", as if you knew what I believe. You do not know me, but you ASSUME you know me from my text, you sir, are an idiot.

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    2. Re:This is kind of like ... by Meyaht · · Score: 1

      OH OH DO ME NEXT!

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    3. Re:This is kind of like ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, he was merely being human, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:This is kind of like ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piss off, social justice wanker.

  33. Don't kid yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go work in any field and you will find that the vast majority of people simply coast through their job. It doesn't matter if it's the guys at the local McDs, engineers building skyscrapers or doctors.

    The people that truly care, that take the time to investigate and understand the situation fully, then do detailed analysis are rare breeds.

    This doesn't necessarily mean that most doctors are "lazy" per say. However it is true that if the solution is not readily available on the matrix lookup most doctors will not catch it.

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  36. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    It's bad storytelling. I strongly suspect that he expected to find out she was positive for benzodiazepines or opioids, if anything, which is why cocaine was irrelevant to her treatment.

  37. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Well, look at the current case. The medical test was used to make the diagnosis, the social networking data was only used to determine whether the person had likely been drugged without their knowledge. In this case, it suggested that she probably hadn't been (since she had a history of cocaine use) in spite of her protestations to the contrary.

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  38. Here's two. I trust the NIH is acceptable. by caveat · · Score: 1

    Haven't done any reviewed work in years, I kinda miss it! I'm not going to bother doing full citations, just title and link, if that's OK with you.

    "With a 50 ng/mL cutoff concentration and following low doses of 10 to 45 mg cocaine by multiple routes, detection times extended up to 98 h." - Urinary Excretion of Ecgonine and Five Other Cocaine Metabolites Following Controlled Oral, Intravenous, Intranasal, and Smoked Administration of Cocaine, http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3159558/

    "In serum, in chronic users, benzoylecgonine (primary metabolite of cocaine, the standard screening chemical) (BE; LOD 25 ng/mL) was detectable for 5.1 days on average (maximum 8.6 days)." - Detection Times of Drugs of Abuse in Blood, Urine, and Oral Fluid, http://www.researchgate.net/publication/8480649_Detection_times_of_drugs_of_abuse_in_blood_urine_and_oral_fluid/file/60b7d52a213aab0fb

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  39. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

    We give doctors a lot more trust than car mechanics, and we expect them to act professionally. If a doctor thinks that I'd be better off taking a drug, I'll probably take her advice and medicate myself. If she feels like she needs more information that I've given and googles it, then I think that's still a good thing.

    Going back to your analogy: if the mechanic googles me and sees that I am a fan of F&F, so he replaces my oil with a higher performance blend, that would also be a good thing.

  40. A Problem Some See, Most Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A problem that some see, but most don't, is this:

    People love to put stuff out there about themselves. They love the attention of all the social media sites. The problem is that there are now companies that exist to harvest this data, create profiles about you, and sell it to the like of insurance companies. Your insurance premiums can go up, you can get denied coverage for car insurance, you can be seen as a liability by creditors. This is disturbing and should be illegal. I'm not a real big fan of rampant, unchecked capitalism anyway, so I look at this stuff with a dim view.

  41. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by thoromyr · · Score: 1

    +1

    My doctor is now refusing to continue issuing a prescription (innocuous [not a substance restricted by anything other than requiring a prescription], but moderately expensive) because the insurance company has instructed otherwise. The problem (for me) is that the alternatives either don't work or have bad side effects. This is all documented as the insurance company has kept changing the prescription to anything else under the sun. The doctor now refuses to write the script at all and was plainly afraid of the consequences should he do so.

    I went to a specialist and at first they refused as well for the same reason. I pressed, and eventually they decided they "could try". I've been notified by the insurance company that they will allow the script (modified for reduced dosage) for a while, but will not pay any part of it.

    So: not only will the insurance company not pay for any part of the medication, but they will only allow me to have access to it for a limited time.

    Just one example. Once you get old enough to have chronic health issues the system becomes clear. You pay the doctor, the pharmaceuticals pay the doctor, the insurance company pays the doctor, but only the pharmaceuticals and insurance companies have any say in your treatment (and the insurance companies have the most control). Supposedly this (bureaucracy controlling health treatment) is the problem with socialized healthcare, but it is the reality of our capitalist healthcare system.

  42. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because he's a doctor and not a person who stays on the cutting edge of computer technology, unless said technology is specifically related to his field of medicine. Or maybe because his patients don't realize that information like that is publicly available and he has to accommodate them for fear of having his license revoked?

  43. now this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to the doctors office is already an ordeal. Every time I go I have to convince them I'm not a smoker, or a former smoker, I'm not an alcoholic, binge drinker, drunk driver, drug user, I do wear my seat belt, I brush and floss and see my dentist, etc etc. I have to go through this every time. I generally only go when I'm sick or not feeling well and its like adding insult to injury.

    So in addition to all that, I now have to defend my character even more from whatever they can find on Google?

  44. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Too bad, the search your doctor did returned the results for the SleazyRidr down in Florida. The one suffering from low blood pressure, and the medication she just prescribed you will make our high blood pressure worse and give you a stroke.

  45. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know if your doctor writes a prior authorization your insurance company cannot refuse it. Right? You know that you don't even need to pass the prescription through them if you're willing to pay for the medication on your own. Right? They cannot stop you for paying for your own meds and they can't prevent a MD from prescribing them in any way shape or form.
     
    I've had medications that have fallen out of my PBM's formulary policy and I've had it over ridden with a doctor's prior auth. Don't give me no bullshit. I work for a PBM and if you want to keep talking shit let me know who your PBM is an I can likely find the policy in question and really piss on your parade.

  46. Re:"feeling like I had violated my patient's priva by schlachter · · Score: 1

    that's a stupid analogy.

    no one is discussing using this to deny care, I'm not even sure how one could do so.

    the better analogy is that after seeing your youtube vid of you burning out in the parking lot of your local mall, they figure out why you always have an alignment problem...and recommend a burn out friendly suspension setup.

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  47. Simple Solution by Anti-Social+Network · · Score: 1

    Use a search anonymizer. Replace your Google search provider in the browser with a less intrusive data-mining version of the service. Use it for patient searches instead of direct Google. Done.

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  48. "given her age and the person lying before me" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was the double entendre intentional?

  49. YEAH - Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that my doctor is busy enough, and spends very little time with me right now, than to have him waste more minutes on looking me up!