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Extinct Species of Early Human Survived On Grass Bulbs, Not Meat

Philip Ross writes "Fresh analysis of an extinct relative of humans suggests our ancient ancestors dined primarily on tiger nuts, which are edible grass bulbs, settling a discrepancy over what made up prehistoric diets. According to a new study published in the journal PLOS One, the strong-jawed ancient hominin known as Paranthropus boisei, nicknamed 'Nutcracker Man,' which roamed East Africa between 2.4 million and 1.4 million years ago, survived on a diet scientists previously thought implausible."

318 comments

  1. What's next - tiger penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But aren't tiger nuts an animal .... product?

    1. Re:What's next - tiger penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eating penis should be banned. That is, unless both (all?) parties have reached their majority and it's consensual.

  2. And that's why they're extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Tiger nuts? Grass bulbs?

    1. Re:And that's why they're extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they're extinct, then they didn't survive on anything, did they?

    2. Re:And that's why they're extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50,000 years from now a new study will be published that claims extinct homo sapiens lived on diets of Tofurkey and Rice Cakes.

      Next article.

    3. Re:And that's why they're extinct by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Tiger nuts? Grass bulbs?

      You laugh, but I just recently ate Matzo balls in soup.

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    4. Re: And that's why they're extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tiger nuts are still part of the diet in Valencia, Spain: ground up to make a drink called orxata.

    5. Re:And that's why they're extinct by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And if they are extinct - maybe it's because their diet was too specialized?

      It's a relatively common factor that a species that goes extinct is too specialized. Of course there are other factors involved too.

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    6. Re:And that's why they're extinct by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Damn. Did you have to kill the Matzo first? Or is it like making steers?

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    7. Re:And that's why they're extinct by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Well yes, they're extinct because tigers generally don't like it when someone is trying to get their nuts...

    8. Re:And that's why they're extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harvesting Saber Tooth tiger nuts could lead to extinction. Steeroids are wha't's left after making steers.

    9. Re:And that's why they're extinct by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      And who would publish that study?

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    10. Re:And that's why they're extinct by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Whatever Hominins descend from us. Or robots. Probably robots.

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    11. Re:And that's why they're extinct by RockDoctor · · Score: 2

      maybe it's because their diet was too specialized?

      P.boisei survived for around (2.8-1.4 ~=) 1.4 million years ; "Anatomically Modern Humans" have been around for about one tenth of that, if not less.

      Who were you calling a too-specialised non-survivor?

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  3. Tiger nuts? Not meat? by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on... it's funny and you know it.

    But okay. Humanoids who didn't eat meat, didn't make the evolutionary cut.

    Take THAT "vegetarians."

  4. They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by oscrivellodds · · Score: 1

    What did they do with the rest of their day?

    1. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by c0lo · · Score: 5, Funny

      What did they do with the rest of their day?

      Not (enough) sex, otherwise they wouldn't be extinct

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    2. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by rmdingler · · Score: 3, Funny
      Extinct, you say?

      Whew.

      If the prerequisite hurdle for reproduction includes a steady diet of tiger nuts, I, for one, an quite certainly glad those bad motherfskerers aren't around to compete with for mates.

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    3. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They survived 1,000,000 years. We've been going at it for 200,000 years or so, and we're constantly at risk of killing ourselves off en masse. I'd say they did a lot better than we are doing on the species survival front.

    4. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What did they do with the rest of their day?

      Probably proselytize to their meat-eating neighbors about how their vegetarian diet is superior.

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    5. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by koan · · Score: 1

      With that diet I imagine they had to graze all day long, very little time for anything else.

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    6. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by overshoot · · Score: 1

      What did they do with the rest of their day?

      First aid.

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    7. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and we're constantly at risk of killing ourselves off en masse.

      Even when we kill our selves en mass, which we have been doing basically since the begin of documented history (wars, genocide, mass starvations caused by incompetent leadership, etc.) the human population continues to grow.

      I'd say they did a lot better than we are doing on the species survival front.

      Hard to say until we reach one million years and that is likely as long as we do not kill of the whole planet.

    8. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What did they do with the rest of their day?

      Foraging strategy meetings, foraging progress updates, foraging brainstorming sessions... really it's amazing they could set aside 2-3 hours a day for the actual foraging. You'd never get productivity like that these days.

    9. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What did they do with the rest of their day?

      Probably proselytize to their meat-eating neighbors about how their vegetarian diet is superior.

      Who got fed up with hearing that crap that they killed them off... :)

    10. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by TheloniousToady · · Score: 3, Funny

      They scrawled graffiti on public rocks. We humanoids haven't evolved much since then.

    11. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by TheloniousToady · · Score: 1

      Don't worry: regardless of how we screw things up, ants will remain.

    12. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They probably spent the entire day foraging for their food.

      I saw a show about human evolution, why the different races evolved as they did. Way over 10,000 + years ago some of us left Africa, settled in the Fertile Crescent area (which wasn't desert then), and drifted and settled in other directions of the compass. Those that stayed behind in Africa were cut off from the world when a 'land bridge' disappeared. They pretty much did the same thing for thousands of years, which was finding and preparing their daily food made from trees and plants indigenous to the area. Preparing the raw material for human consumption took all day, there wasn't much time left over for anything else.

    13. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Human hunter gatherers, at least the ones in the richer environments, also only foraged a couple of hours a day. The ones that lived around here actually could get by with 2 weeks work a year harvesting the salmon.
      They spent a lot of time sitting around the fire bull shitting, visiting the nieghbours and such. Artistic things like carvings and if bored, little things like making a dugout canoe could eat a lot of time. Cutting down a 10 ft thick tree with fire and stone, carving it out with fire and stone, dragging it to the ocean, then paddling to Hawaii to snag a cute chick.
      The meme is that being primitive was a horrible life and while it was horrible if you needed dentistry or such and of course those years when there was a famine, much or the time was leisure time.

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    14. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by sylvandb · · Score: 1

      They survived 1,000,000 years.

      That span is not necessarily how long they were around, but rather the uncertainty about when they were around.

    15. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      57 million people died during WWII, yet the Earth finished it with 20 million more people than it started with.

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    16. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they worked two weeks a year, catching a few hundret salmons every day. Those they put into the fridge(es), so they could last the rest of the year.
      Ah, well, I guess you try to sarcastic.
      As a matter of fact, dentistry goes back 40.000 years an more. Holes where drilled ino teeth and birch tar was used to fill them. Ancient humans even did brain surgery and covered the opened sculles with shells from mussels.

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    17. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Not hard to catch a few hundred salmon a day when the runs were at their peak. The hard part was drying and/or smoking them. Can't find any really good links on the locals, the Stó:l people but here's the wiki entry, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sto:lo_people#Salmon and of course https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_run.
      While dentistry and surgery do go back a long time, I don't think it was a pleasant experience nor do I think it was very common but it does show that hunter gatherers weren't totally backwards and especially the richer ones had a fairly good life, at least if they made it to adult hood.

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    18. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot dropped the last character of the Stó:lo, an o with an accent mark. Wish the preview was accurate.

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    19. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see pleny of proselytizing in this thread, as usual, it's not by the vegetarians. I'm not a vegetarian, my girlfriend is, and the amount of garbage she has to listen to is mindblowing, all of it from meat-eaters who are sure they are hilariously funny. If only bullshit was food!

    20. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      So, you're more of a vagitarian?

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    21. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And ate them?

    22. Re:They foraged for 2-3 hours per day by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Damn! You've uncovered my nefarious plot to replace cattle with vegetarians!!

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  5. Extinct species survived by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

    seem to me they didn't survive well enough

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    1. Re: Extinct species survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You act as if they were born and went extinct over night, I'm sure they lived fine, probably died because of the climate considering that's what they relied on in order to get food.

    2. Re:Extinct species survived by mordors9 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It seems like part of the (vegan) scientific community is desperate to show early man were herbivores, to tell us we must return to your roots...

    3. Re:Extinct species survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No more so than the far more desperate folks here on slashdot who are ferociously denying it. The only difference is that the vegans are using actual science to make their point while folks like you are using... pretty much nothing but empty rhetoric.

    4. Re: Extinct species survived by kenh · · Score: 1

      probably died because of the climate considering that's what they relied on in order to get food.

      Thankfully, our current food sources are not dependent on the climate.

      Seriously?!

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    5. Re:Extinct species survived by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

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    6. Re:Extinct species survived by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Here, I will help you out and let you use religious rhetoric also. Before the biblical flood, everyone and everything , was a vegan. So strike one up for science I guess. err.. something like that.

    7. Re:Extinct species survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more things in heaven and earth

      Problem there is that almost none of the "things" are acceptable to the sort of statist libtard mentality that slobbers over a "story" like this.

    8. Re:Extinct species survived by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

      Actually, the story is more complicated than you suggest. Two things were happening at the same time. Humans began eating meat (but not exclusively) and they started cooking their food, making it easier to digest.

      Just one example, humans ARE different than even the great apes in terms of their digestive systems.

      Humans probably are omnivores but have many special adaptions, including jaw sizes more like herbivores, not (only) because of hard foods but also to allow us to smile, another important element of our evolution (social development).

    9. Re:Extinct species survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      statist libtard mentality

      Oh, die in a fire, you sad obsessed little fuck.

    10. Re:Extinct species survived by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      We have outsourced a lot of our digestion to gut flora. So a lot of evolution has been of those rather than human anatomy itself. Digesting this way makes us more flexible, by using the gut flora as pluggable modules.

      Though I wouldn't disagree much if you say gut flora ARE part of human anatomy.

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  6. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 4, Informative

    The paleo movement is frustrating for anthropologists. Humans ate pretty much whatever they could get their grubby little hands on: meat, nuts, edible leaves, roots, fruit, etc. We did eat quite a bit of plants, though. Mostly because they didn't run away.

    Vegans who insist we're herbivores are equally frustrating, however.

  7. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by elfprince13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed. Humans are the best long distance runners on the planet, and we evolved that way so that we could chase our prey until they died of exhaustion.

  8. Equal opportunity murderer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I eat bananas, apples, oranges, kiwifruit, various salads, carrots, tomatoes, peanuts every day, alongside my delicious, delicious meat.

  9. Not an ancestor by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 5, Informative

    A somewhat minor nitpick, but...

    It is generally thought that Paranthropus bosei is an /offshoot/ of the line that ultimately led to modern man, not a direct ancestor. We share ancestors, but do not descend from his line. The two lines diverged about 3 million years ago to follow their own evolutionary paths - homo towards an omnivorous diet and world domination, panthropus to munching on nuts and extinction.

    He was a relative, not an ancestor.

    1. Re:Not an ancestor by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 0

      >> world domination

    2. Re:Not an ancestor by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A somewhat minor nitpick, but...

      It is generally thought that Paranthropus bosei is an /offshoot/ of the line that ultimately led to modern man, not a direct ancestor. We share ancestors, but do not descend from his line. The two lines diverged about 3 million years ago to follow their own evolutionary paths - homo towards an omnivorous diet and world domination, panthropus to munching on nuts and extinction.

      He was a relative, not an ancestor.

      Plus it is pretty iffy to base too many conclusions on a handful of skeletons (or in the case of such old homonids it's usually skeletal fragments). If archaeologists of the future only had five 20th century human skeletons available that were all found in the general area that used to be New York they might conclude that most humans of the 20th century were over weight and lived off a meat rich diet. If those five skeletons came from the horn of Africa they would conclude that during the 20th century the human race suffered from frequent famines. If the five skeletons came from the graveyard of a vegan colony they'd conclude humans of the 20th century were predominantly vegan. If the discoveries in Dmanisi, Georgia have taught us anything it is that one should not base too many sweeping conclusions on a handful of samples.
      http://rt.com/news/skull-homo-georgia-species-373/

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    3. Re:Not an ancestor by ra25093 · · Score: 1

      It's not really minor, considering the premise of the article is "[this] suggests our ancient ancestors dined primarily on tiger nuts." I've already seen this article posted in an attempt to debunk the paleo diet, but this species' diet really has no more bearing on what we should/shouldn't eat than, say, a modern chimpanzee. Which isn't to say any of the widely varied forms of paleo diet are or are not close to what direct ancestors ate or are or are not a good diet for modern humans, just that this doesn't suggest one way or another.

    4. Re:Not an ancestor by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder as well if the diet contributed to the survivability of the bone in the fossilization process.

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    5. Re:Not an ancestor by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You only need to go back 200 years before we had anything like modern refrigeration and the food had to be very fresh and very local. Most people were subsistance farmers, meaning they primarily ate what they produced. If you had game, you ate game and if you didn't, you didn't. If you had a river or lake nearby with fish you ate fish, if not you didn't. If barley grew better than wheat, you ate barley. Your diet was defined by your surroundings.

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    6. Re:Not an ancestor by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      munching on nuts and extinction.

      "Awe, nuts! Again!?"

      And so it was until one fateful day: Fed up with nuts they decided to try extinction...
      They were gluttons for punishment.

    7. Re:Not an ancestor by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Imagine an alien trying to classify domestic dogs by appearance. No doubt they'd decide the Great Dane and Chihuahua were different species.

      I have a theory, thus: domestication caught proto-dogs at a point of evolutionary mutation (which according to one theory, happens largely in bursts of many concurrent mutations, most of which are not viable and die out). Genes survived under human protection that would not have, had dogs not been domesticated, and led to the wide variation in basic canine types (which goes back as far as there are records). No other species has such wide variation of viable types.

      What if a couple million years back, proto-humans were also undergoing a burst of mutations -- leading to a lot of variation within the existing species, and most of which died out. That would explain why they look so unlike, despite apparently being concurrent.

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    8. Re:Not an ancestor by airdweller · · Score: 1

      You only need to go back to high school to find out how wrong you are. Or, just google. Hint: drying, salting, smoking, pickling, burying in the ground or using lye.

      Also, you apparently think that freezing is only possible with "modern refrigeration". Time to finally get out of the basement. The white stuff falling from the sky is called "snow".

      You're welcome.

    9. Re:Not an ancestor by quantaman · · Score: 1

      But I don't wanna eat webapps!

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  10. A blow to vegetarians by iONiUM · · Score: 0, Troll

    Since this vegetarian offshoot of man went extinct, and the omnivorous one thrived, I can draw the conclusion that being a vegetarian is bad for the longevity of the species, and thus wrong.

    1. Re:A blow to vegetarians by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...being a vegetarian is bad for the longevity of the species, and thus wrong.

      Humans did not evolve to be vegetarians. Vegetarians and particularly vegans will end up needing to take supplements of some vitamins found solely in meat (e.g. vitamin B12).

    2. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      bullshit.

      look, if you want to eat meat for emotional reasons, that's fine. but
      please admit it. i'm going to assume that you decided to eat meat
      long before this article, so i can accuse this argument of
      - ex post hoc reasoning
      - cum hoc ergo propter hoc.

      also, since you seem to be treating this as an (uncontrolled) scientific
      experiment, you have no null hypothesis. so this "study" is meaningless.
      we can't show that it was diet and not some other factor.

    3. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      humans did not evolve to be vegetarians is a nonsense statement. evolution implies there is no intent.

      [citation needed] on the supplements.

      i've been a vegetarian for 26 years. i do not take supplements. for many years i biked up to 100 miles a day, including a 3100 mile month. now it could be, i'm a stan lee superhuman, but i doubt it.

      my personal suspicion is that like other areas in dietary research, there's a lot of self-affirming bullshit floating around.

    4. Re:A blow to vegetarians by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 0

      I know as a girl I was seeing for a bit of time was a vegetarian. She used to take shots of wheat grass juice every on a regular basis as it contained some of the missing B vitamins. Depending on how you're doing the vegetarian thing, you might not be getting sick (e.g. if you are actively eating wheat grass).

      But it's not sufficient to simply stop eating meat, you need to make sure your diet covers appropriate vitamins and minerals as well.

      And there are citations....

      first link on google :

      http://www.vegansociety.com/lifestyle/nutrition/b12.aspx

      google results :

      https://www.google.nl/search?q=b12+supplement+for+vegetarian&oq=b12+supplements+for+ve&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l5.6627j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=119&ie=UTF-8

    5. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some shocking evolutionary news for you.... *every* ancestor of homo sapiens is now extinct, regardless of what they ate.

    6. Re:A blow to vegetarians by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      This proves it: Vegetarism damages your humour. ;-)

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    7. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm eating a dolphin sandwich right now.

    8. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean vegans, more precisely. Vegetarians usually (not always) eat animal products which do not involve slaughter of the animal, such as eggs & cheese -- both of which supply B12. The body only needs an extremely small ammount of B12, the smallest amount of any vitamin.

      Anyhow, until vegans evolve away from the requirement for B12, or go extinct, it's really not hard for them to get enough from commonly B12 fortified products. Much tofu, nutritional yeast, and other common vegan ingredients are fortified with non-animal sources of B12.

    9. Re:A blow to vegetarians by guises · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be implying that meat consumption means that you don't have to pay attention to what you eat. Really, it just seems like your girlfriend was more conscientious about her diet than you were. Which maybe isn't that surprising - being vegan implies that you're paying attention to what you eat.

    10. Re:A blow to vegetarians by dugancent · · Score: 1

      B12 is available in eggs, milk and cheese. I'm a vegetarian, take no supplements and am not deficient.

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    11. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians and particularly vegans will end up needing to take supplements

      Seeing as a huge number of vegetarians live healthily for years without supplements, [citation needed]

    12. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom gives a blow to vegetarians.

    13. Re:A blow to vegetarians by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Milk, cheese, and eggs are all animal products. Vegans wouldn't touch them.

    14. Re:A blow to vegetarians by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, actually not. The paleo diet stresses it's not just eating meat that's healthy, but healthy cuts of meat.

      Our ancestors would have slaughtered and killed a buffalo that had spent it's days running around all the time.

      Modern humans eat a cow that's been force fed grain to make it fatter.

      One is healthier then the other. And certainly eating grass fed beef is both delicious and more healthy.

      The problem (and the reason I am no longer paleo) is the difficulty it really is to be "healthy." Pretty much if you're not rich you're fucked. And forget about going out to a restaurant and getting something to eat.

    15. Re:A blow to vegetarians by nschubach · · Score: 2

      That's the difference between a Vegan and a Vegetarian...

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    16. Re:A blow to vegetarians by dugancent · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True. My girlfriend is vegan and she takes B12 supplements, which is fine by me. The way I see it, it's much more environmentally friendly to produce a B12 tablet then it is to grow, slaughter and cook an animal.

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    17. Re:A blow to vegetarians by stenvar · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can get B12 from fermented foods, milk products, eggs, and algae. In fact, it's not even produced by animals, only by bacteria.

    18. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      so i can accuse this argument of
      - ex post hoc reasoning
      - cum hoc ergo propter hoc.

      Attempts to make argument about extinction using a dead language.

    19. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      B12 is produced by bacteria in fermentation tanks and then ends up in tablets for vegans to eat, and in animal feed for farm animals to eat. The B12 you get from meat comes from the same exact place as the stuff in tablets.

      There are actually no essential nutrients created by animals.

    20. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why is it that every time it's mentioned that someone, somewhere, at some point in time didn't eat meat, meat-eaters feel obliged to stress the superiority of their diet? I thought vegans and vegetarians were the ones supposedly forcing their choices and values on others.

    21. Re:A blow to vegetarians by dryeo · · Score: 1

      They did survive for 5 times longer then we have so another 800,000 years of Homo Sapiens before you can say we survived for longer.
      They probably died out when the climate changed, like most species and even human civilizations. Our advantage is being very general purpose and we don't really know how general purpose this species was, they still might of eaten a lot of insects along with sedges for example.

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    22. Re:A blow to vegetarians by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      There should be a +1 irony mod for posts like that.

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    23. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mind vegans either. Grass fed meet really does taste better! :-P

    24. Re:A blow to vegetarians by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Vegetarianism is not one size fits all. You have all different degrees.

      Some vegetarians will, for instance, not eat cheese because you may have to kill cows to make it (little known fact, often something from the gut of cows is used to make cheese)

      Others won't eat eggs (have you seen what they do in chicken farms!)

      Others will eat fish because they don't see fish as animals.

      So while, yes, YOU may be a vegetarian who does not need to take B12 supplements, SOME vegetarians do (basically the closer you get to becoming a vegan the more likely you are in that group.

      Which means, if you'd like to be a vegetarian, you should probably know if you are in the needs-to-take-B12 group.

      Just like you should be aware of any other nutrient deficiencies in your meat inclusive diet.

    25. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about blowjobs? Does your GF spit or swallow, or neither?

    26. Re:A blow to vegetarians by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You should watch this. Livestock may end up saving us.

    27. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And forget about going out to a restaurant and getting something to eat.

      My doctor has advised me to make changes to my diet for various reasons. I have made them. But I also realize that since I only eat out rarely, an occasional fall off the wagon isn't going to make a significant difference. Even then, when dining out, I try to avoid foods that are at the higher end of the forbidden scale.

      Just eat well, and don't turn it into a political cause.

    28. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we love you and hate to see you suffer. Meat is good for you.

    29. Re:A blow to vegetarians by dugancent · · Score: 2

      Most vegetarians know about rennet in cheese. I always check the label.

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    30. Re:A blow to vegetarians by volmtech · · Score: 1

      Mary Moon, She don't eat meat...

    31. Re:A blow to vegetarians by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I came here to say. It doesn't have to be all-or-nothing; you don't have to "be paleo". You can follow "the rules" as best you can and still get most of the benefits. CAFO beef likely isn't as good for you as free-range/pastured, but it IS probably better for you than a plate full of pasta. Or if you just have to have the free-range, go for the less expensive cuts. Roasts are generally much less expensive than steaks. Get bones and make a good, nutrient-dense stock. Try out some organ meats, which are full of vitamins and also tend to be inexpensive. Make intelligent choices when you eat out. Doing something 50% right for your health is still better than not trying because 100% seems unattainable.

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    32. Re:A blow to vegetarians by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

      Most Modern human eat stressed up meat, nothing they ever spent time to hunt and kill, they also eat vegetables which seems to have been doped to reach harvest time (still nothing wrong in both as long as one can survive), but modern man rarely fork (except the chinese or the indians), plus most modern man do not get to choose with whom they want to fornicate, it is now the female who choose with whom they want to fournicate :p. Modern man has an ego so big that they are on a brink of launching nuke weapons on each other at the mere insult, so modern man doesn't really have a right to say tiger nut eating man sux at evolution :p, modern man is still lagging behind in terms of years lived.

      Now, each time we keep having such discussions, we wonder, apes seems to mate with each other and will even mate with other species of its own kind as long as there is an orifice and the want to fornicate is there :p, I wouldn't be surprised if one day scientists came up with something like "everything that we know about ourselves is now changed, apparently we have a mixture of multiple prehistoric genes mixed with each other" Does that sound so improbable that along the evolutionary phase genes across multiple evolved apes got mixed with each other? and those genes replicated along the lines?

    33. Re:A blow to vegetarians by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

      Evolution of mankind :
      We will wake up one day, drink one pill that will contain all our needed fuel. Our Robot slaves will look after us, do our work, then we'll spend our time plotting about who's territorry we can conquer today, then we send our robots to fight, :p Age of Empires in real life!

    34. Re:A blow to vegetarians by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Some vegetarians will, for instance, not eat cheese because you may have to kill cows to make it (little known fact, often something from the gut of cows is used to make cheese)

      Vegetarian (microbial "rennet") cheese has been developed to quite a perfection. Yes all the million kinds of cheese cannot be made vegetarian, but enough variety can be, and it is the sole variety sold in Muslim (and even Hindu) majority markets.

      While Muslims don't mind eating meat, a mix of dairy and meat is prohibited in Islam so they can't eat the calf rennet cheese. Of course cow is sacred for Hindus, so any food remotely associated with cow slaughter is no go.

      In short, not eating cheese for this reason is not justified any more.

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    35. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the b12 tablets are produced using...

    36. Re:A blow to vegetarians by mcvos · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand, B12 is only really necessary for young children and pregnant women, and if everything works right, you get enough during your youth to last you the rest of your life. Also, I believe they're in eggs and cheese (though I'm not entirely sure). Not vegan, but vegetarian sounds feasible.

      But sometimes not everything works right, apparently. When I'd been a vegetarian for 10 years, I somehow developed a B12 shortage.

      Now I do eat meat occasionally. Not often, certainly not daily, but I'm not a vegetarian anymore. I still eat a lot less meat than most Europeans and Americans, though. We don't really need nearly as much meat as we eat. Hunter/gatherers generally get most of their food from the gathering, rather than the hunting. Meat once or twice a week was plenty. And it still is.

    37. Re:A blow to vegetarians by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Yeah Vegans are the ones who spout nonsense like "milk is murder."

      Of course I call out any vegetarian who eats fish as a hypocrite: if it's animal flesh then it's meat.

      That's not so much being a hypocrite as simply not really being a vegetarian.

      I used to be a vegetarian. Not so much for the "meat is murder" aspect, as for the "meat is terribly inefficient, unsustainable, and I don't want to fund the structural mistreatment of animals" aspect. So I do eat meat and fish, but only when sustainable (to some rather arbitrary degree). So that means free range, preferably local, no growth hormones and crap like that, and fish only when they're not being overfished, no ecosystems being damages, and no other animals unnecessarily killed. So line-caught albacore tuna is fine, but the blue fin tuna you usually see is not.

    38. Re:A blow to vegetarians by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Bacteria produce B12 as well.

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    39. Re:A blow to vegetarians by mcvos · · Score: 1

      most modern man do not get to choose with whom they want to fornicate, it is now the female who choose with whom they want to fournicate

      Have men lost the ability to say no? I wasn't aware of this development.

    40. Re:A blow to vegetarians by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Milk, cheese, and eggs are all animal products. Vegans wouldn't touch them.

      Nor will they eat honey, as that is the exploitation of bees.

    41. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, a few million (or even a few tens) years ago, fortified foods didn't exist.

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    42. Re:A blow to vegetarians by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes but the other way. Something like 95% (I've seen 98% quoted, but numbers around 95% are more accepted as not being alarmist bullshit) of people who try vegetarianism find it makes them terribly ill. They then become omnivores or pesciparians or something--they eat fish or chicken, or they go back to a normal diet.

      They're not loud. The loud ones are people who think vegetarians are retarded, versus vegetarians who have had success. The public anecdote doesn't include the mass of people who don't care, tried vegetarianism, and found it was horrible. It does include huge religious movements and cultural behavior whereby a certain race or large swath of a race defined by a religion simply don't eat meat--usually this ends with proponents trying to propagate back that thousands of years of devout veganism doesn't provide any argument that modern man might be largely different than modern vegan-descendent man.

    43. Re:A blow to vegetarians by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      B12 comes from intestinal fermentation of cobalt. Animals tend to consume dietary sources that more readily supply that. Humans tend not to. Even when humans do, the issue of bioavailability is different. Omnivores tend to extract it more from animals than from plants, because it takes less energy to break down the structure and get at it--you have straight B12, rather than some other compound holding down a cobalt atom that you need to strip down somehow and then get at and ferment into B12 (intestinal bacteria in humans will ferment cobalt into B12). If the cobalt is stored a way that the bacteria can't get at, and you don't digest the food in a way that frees it to their access, it passes through.

    44. Re:A blow to vegetarians by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell, even the alarmist global climate change warming shit isn't a huge problem. The problem is our infrastructure is big and slow: We won't be able to quickly adjust. It's not that we can't, physically, just pick up and change shit around; it's that even a gradual change will cause commercial issues--business risks nobody wants to take, changes in available food that people will pass over looking for good old white wheat and chicken, and so on--and so we'll have difficulty making what are physically easy changes.

    45. Re:A blow to vegetarians by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "i've been a vegetarian for 26 years. i do not take supplements. for many years i biked up to 100 miles a day, including a 3100 mile month. now it could be, i'm a stan lee superhuman, but i doubt it. my personal suspicion is that like other areas in dietary research, there's a lot of self-affirming bullshit floating around."

      My personal suspicion is that you're bullshitting. What's your average speed? 15 mph? That's almost 7 hours of biking every day. Doing this for many years is unlikely unless you are "independently wealthy". 25mph? 4 hours, but that would be the Tour de France top level ( http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/07/news/186088_186088 ). Doing that without steroids - let alone supplements - would require a Stan Lee superhuman.

    46. Re:A blow to vegetarians by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "My girlfriend is vegan and she takes B12 supplements, which is fine by me. The way I see it, it's much more environmentally friendly to produce a B12 tablet then it is to grow, slaughter and cook an animal."
      I wonder if anybody looked into the environmental friendliness of the B12 production (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B12#Synthesis_and_industrial_production). That'd be interesting.

    47. Re:A blow to vegetarians by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Thankfully this is tagged 'funny', but two points: you might want to look up the definition of 'solely', after researching that bacteria produce B12 (not 'meat'); and what other vitamins do we need to supplement with, as you made it plural? (And if you do your B12 research well, you'll find a lot of omnivores also need to supplement B12, even tho they're getting it from animal products.)

    48. Re:A blow to vegetarians by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "Most Modern human eat stressed up meat"
      As compared to the cavemen whose prey was relaxed and happy?

      "nothing they ever spent time to hunt and kill"
      Umm, what?

      "modern man rarely fork (except the chinese or the indians)"
      Umm, WHAT?!

      " modern man do not get to choose with whom they want to fornicate, it is now the female who choose with whom they want to fournicate"
      Let me guess: you emigrated to North America or Western Europe from the Middle East, Africa or Asia and just can't get used to the fact that women here usually get to decide who they have sex with?

      "modern man doesn't really have a right to say tiger nut eating man sux at evolution :p, modern man is still lagging behind in terms of years lived. "
      Lagging behind whom?

      "apes seems to mate with each other and will even mate with other species of its own kind"
      With whom of the what?

      PS. Did you learn English from the Bible or something?

    49. Re:A blow to vegetarians by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

      Oh the minorities who can refuse the temptation those are among the brink of extinction i guess, this is not a factual answer so don't expect any stats!

    50. Re:A blow to vegetarians by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1



      "Most Modern human eat stressed up meat"
      As compared to the cavemen whose prey was relaxed and happy?
      :p A beast which has been running around and and living a full life is pretty much nicer to eat, texture wise, the meat is much better, no idea if you ever tried eating animals that haven't come from a supermarket.


      "nothing they ever spent time to hunt and kill"
      Umm, what?
      Typo, meant, "they never spend time to hunt and kill", true, rare are the few individuals who actually spends time knowing their food, killing it, burning calories to make the food, most are now heavilly enslaved to the food industry.


      "modern man rarely fork (except the chinese or the indians)"
      Umm, WHAT?!
      See the statistics about the worlds population. People have a tendency not to make kids and share their genes that much in the west, rather than the make thousands of kids in the east. (which also is a problem when it comes to resource allocation, but heh, forking to the max ensures the continuity of the species if some has to die in hunger due to that, it is nature's way of dealing with it).


      " modern man do not get to choose with whom they want to fornicate, it is now the female who choose with whom they want to fournicate"
      Let me guess: you emigrated to North America or Western Europe from the Middle East, Africa or Asia and just can't get used to the fact that women here usually get to decide who they have sex with?

      :) Seriously, I wouldn't emigrate from where i am right now, I live on an island with sandy beaches :p I do not get to complain. I do travel a lot to sample other countries though, the thing I was pointing out here is that evolution of mankind has come to a change because if you check up history, it was always men who forced themselves up on women, and hence characteristic of intelligence were largely being left out while mostly stronger males or more powerful males got to spread their genes. While nowadays that patriarchal society being nearly dead, we end up in a world where it is the chick who gets to choose, this makes the genetic pool larger rather than what it would have been in case you had kings or tribe leaders forcing a kid on most females around. :p.


      "modern man doesn't really have a right to say tiger nut eating man sux at evolution :p, modern man is still lagging behind in terms of years lived. " Lagging behind whom?
      Paranthropus boisei have lived/evolved longer than the homo sapiens, (read up on the evolution timeline).

      "apes seems to mate with each other and will even mate with other species of its own kind"
      With whom of the what?
      Hmm apes cross breeded among different apes of different species, this is a highly possible scenario, because this happens even now in nature.

      PS. Did you learn English from the Bible or something?
      Na, I just use to place myself on pedestal and assume am god, and speak in whichever language mix i feel at ease with, i am a free man after all right? :p Come on the language in the bible is not as bad as mine :p.

    51. Re:A blow to vegetarians by airdweller · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification :)

      "A beast which has been running around and and living a full life is pretty much nicer to eat, texture wise, the meat is much better, no idea if you ever tried eating animals that haven't come from a supermarket."
      I do, but never notice any difference. Still, I agree that free ranging is better for a number of reasons.

      "meant, "they never spend time to hunt and kill", true, rare are the few individuals who actually spends time knowing their food, killing it, burning calories to make the food, most are now heavilly enslaved to the food industry. "
      I'm not sure why it matters. People can burn calories in other ways too.

      "People have a tendency not to make kids and share their genes that much in the west, rather than the make thousands of kids in the east. (which also is a problem when it comes to resource allocation, but heh, forking to the max ensures the continuity of the species if some has to die in hunger due to that, it is nature's way of dealing with it)."
      That's a gross exaggeration. Also, the birth rate will drop significantly in poor countries as well once they stop being so poor (eventually).

      "Paranthropus boisei have lived/evolved longer than the homo sapiens, (read up on the evolution timeline). "
      They didn't "live" longer than humans. They "existed as a species" for longer. Dinosaurs existed for an even longer period. That doesn't make them more evolved or better than humans, does it?

      "it was always men who forced themselves up on women, and hence characteristic of intelligence were largely being left out while mostly stronger males or more powerful males got to spread their genes. While nowadays that patriarchal society being nearly dead, we end up in a world where it is the chick who gets to choose"
      It's another exaggeration.

      "apes cross breeded among different apes of different species, this is a highly possible scenario, because this happens even now in nature. "
      I've never heard of Hominidae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae) interbreeding.

    52. Re:A blow to vegetarians by PC_THE_GREAT · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure why it matters. People can burn calories in other ways too."

      That is why we are having nations of obese people cropping up all around the world, because people apparently can burn calories in other ways too, but are not forced to.

      That's a gross exaggeration. Also, the birth rate will drop significantly in poor countries as well once they stop being so poor (eventually).

      indian forks roughly around 1,000,000 new entities per 15 days, in the US american forks 4,000,000 kids yearly. Gross exageration you say? The culture itself is about forking, they stick to one woman mostly and produce kids for the sake of making their parents happy. If the kids has to go and beg on the streets, so be it.

      "They didn't "live" longer than humans. They "existed as a species" for longer. Dinosaurs existed for an even longer period. That doesn't make them more evolved or better than humans, does it?"
      "Paranthropus boisei have lived/evolved", %species% have lived longer, does not equate to "the life span of %species% is longer than %other species%, that was simple english :s.
      This makes them in a better position than homo sapiens when it comes to who survived longer or not. Homo sapiens are still kid when it comes to the evolutionary time line. I'd say a Cockroach is way more evolved in all sense than that 200,000 years old species called homo sapiens. We just got lucky that we got a brain that made us use tools in our surroundings to better out lives. Until as a species we don't survive more than the number of years other species have survived, we cannot really set ourselves on some kind of throne and claim we did it, we are superiors.

      "It's another exaggeration." Usually i would expect a "it is an exageration because...."

      "I've never heard of Hominidae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae) interbreeding." And in science i keep hearing " Scientists made a new discovery that will forever change all their understanding of... " :)

  11. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. Humans are the best long distance runners on the planet, and we evolved that way so that we could chase our prey until they died of exhaustion.

    I thought we evolved that way so that Reebok could sell us new shoes. Huh.

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  12. oblg. Charlie Sheen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Charlie Sheen dines on tiger nuts! /Winning!/

  13. When we are extinct by jafiwam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We will be said to have dined primarily on high fructose corn syrup.

    Somehow I think there's going to be some big holes in what they actually do "know" about what those folks ate.

    1. Re:When we are extinct by dbarron · · Score: 1

      Well, given the diet of the young in the last 20 or 30 years...I think HFCS is the correct analysis. The future beings will assume we were like hummingbirds.

    2. Re:When we are extinct by k31bang · · Score: 1

      Isn't corn a type of grass? So they'll say we survived on grass.

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    3. Re:When we are extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We will be said to have dined primarily on high fructose corn syrup.

      That is only for the Norther American part of the population. The rest of the world doesn't subsidize the corn farmers so corn syrup isn't incredibly cheap outside of the US.

    4. Re:When we are extinct by Reziac · · Score: 1
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  14. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paleo movement is frustrating for anthropologists. Humans ate pretty much whatever they could get their grubby little hands on: meat, nuts, edible leaves, roots, fruit, etc.

    How is it frustrating? The diet you describe is basically the modern paleo diet.

  15. Vegans Went Extinct by pubwvj · · Score: 0

    So they were vegans and missed out on the good stuff that helped our ancestors. Extinction happens. Be a winner. Eat meat.

    1. Re:Vegans Went Extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolutionalrily the diversity wins out so eat more variethy and be a winner.

  16. Eat Meat! by csumpi · · Score: 1, Funny

    Eat Meat or Die!

    Now scientifically proven.

    .

  17. and not a grass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sedges are not grass. they're a much more ancient group.
    i'd link to wiki, but the are useless on the subject.

  18. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You should do some more research into the Paleo diet before posting such nonsense.

    Most of it is about avoiding foods that your ancestors 100 years ago, and perhaps 10,000 years ago would not define as food (depending on how strict you are).

    Highly processed foods (e.g. twinkies) very rarely end up being healthy for you, and often contain ingredients your body has not evolved to digest. Case in point: high fructose corn syrup. The pathway for your body to get rid of it involves directly converting it into fat in your liver. Burn enough fat you may be OK eating that twinkie, but in general, it's healthier to avoid.

    In addition, there are more strict versions of paleo that avoid things like pasta and bread because, while perhaps not as bad for you as a twinkie, there is some evidence that it's not processed by your body as efficiently as meats and veggies.

    The interesting thing is if you actually read a book on Paleo they'll point out the grey areas. For instance, we evolved to drink milk some 100,000 years ago. Depending on your background, you may be more or less able to handle milk.

  19. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Humans are the best long distance runners on the planet, and we evolved that way so that we could chase our prey until they died of exhaustion.

    You wouldn't believe the stamina of an onion on the chase. No wonder our forefathers could run so well.

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  20. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, we, carnivores, when we say we also can and ENJOY eating meat dont do anything unnatural. It's one of reasons our specie survived that long.
    Now we have proovs that vegetarians didn't make it...

  21. nut eater versus meat eater by strstr · · Score: 0

    Meat eaters are naturally more murderous and capable of defense than nut eaters.

    I am sure nut eating leads to a more peaceful less conflict path of life, .. can't say why it went extinct, probably evolved and mixed in with everything else, or got overthrown by new breads.

    I don't think meat eaters are superior, .. we just got to where we needed to dominate first. Doesn't mean we were genetically superior or intelligently superior, we were just more advantageous and overpowering perhaps.. It's sad because we'd even kill off other superior races and branchs of the DNA in the process, stifling evolutionary process just for our own survival...

    1. Re:nut eater versus meat eater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can't say why it went extinct, probably evolved and mixed in with everything else, or got overthrown by new breads.

      Vegans overthrown by new breads, the ultimate irony. Defeat by what you eat.

    2. Re:nut eater versus meat eater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the link to your psycho web site, Todd ( Slashdot user: StrStr )?

      http://www.oregonstatehospital.net/

      Get whacked by any NSA energy beams this week?

      Did the NSA force you to masturbate again?

      I'm sure you'll tell us all about it at your Twitter...

  22. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but now that there are 6 billion humans, eating whatever without regard to efficiency might not be scalable.

  23. evolution rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, where are all the evolution apologists which pop out of the woodwork when some vaguly creationist/ID topic is raised. The level of ignorance as to the mechanisms and logic of evolution shown in most of these comments is terrible... as bad as, if not worse (in a way, that these people *should* know better), creationist/ID nonsense.

  24. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Not evolved to digest". Appeal to nature fallacy!

    Also please stop using computers. Man's eyes were not evolved to read computer screens and mankind's fingers were not evolved to used keyboards.

  25. How can we be sure... by kenh · · Score: 1

    ...that they weren't crushed by the dinosaurs?

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  26. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

    Well like it or not the pathways your body uses to process and digest food ARE the results of natural evolution.

    And as I evolved to be a hunter, probably sitting on my ass in front of a computer every day has resulted in my being over weight (even if I go to the gym for an hour, I just can't undue the damage of not being active).

    Humans need to have a better feel for what their bodies are designed for. Little things like standing up while in front of a computer can help you be healthier and feed better.

    It's not about outlawing things like computers because they're "unnatural"

    Or, you can come up with a pill / treatment that will allow me to counteract the fact that I'm living a sedentary lifestyle.

    I'm open to either one :D

  27. Re:I object by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since your comment history strongly suggests you are American and the study was carried out by paleoanthropologists from Oxford University, I can safely say you have no need to be concerned about your tax dollars funding this research.

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  28. Re:I object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did American taxes support universities in Spain?

  29. Re:I object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed the poop joke...

  30. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I sit in front of my computer all day, too, but I've never had a weight problem. If anything, I have a problem keeping it on. Of course, I drink water all day rather than soda, and when I eat at a restaurant I usually take half the meal home because it's just way too much food.

    As to the anonymous idiot you responded to who said "Man's eyes were not evolved to read computer screens and mankind's fingers were not evolved to used keyboards," what a moron. Computer screens and keyboards were designed to work with the fingers and eyes we evolved. HFCS wasn't.

  31. Re: Animal penis a delicacy in Africa, India, Asia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am from India and never ever heard of Elephant penis being delicacy!! Where do you get your facts?

  32. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by kamapuaa · · Score: 2

    Wow, by any chance did you read "Born to Run"??? Because long distance runners are the ones saying persistence hunting is a thing. Most scientists aren't.

    Persistence hunting is impossible in anything but big open fields, and precludes the idea of humans working together in camps (nobody's dragging an antelope back 20 miles). Humans get foot injuries easily.

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  33. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

    You may be blessed with great genetics. Feel lucky LOL

  34. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Yes and a huge number of them suffering and dying of nutrition related illnesses. We have massive morbid obesity and massive diabetes. We have massive other problems related to the chemicals we use to kill pests of all sorts including plants, insects, varmints and more. It's insane how bad our modern food actually is.

  35. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Larryish · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dreamed I was a dinosaur
    A mighty fearsome beast
    All day I'd run and hunt for fun
    On weaker beasts I'd feast

    Then I thought "I am a man,
    the fiercest beast of all"
    And then I went and hunted down
    A giant pretzel at the mall.

  36. Re:I object by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    What in the hell is an anti-science dimwit doing at a nerd site?? You just come here to troll?

    I guess you'd rather use that money to bomb foreigners and spy on Americans?

  37. The early Earth sounds like Ringworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many different hominids separated by vast distances.

  38. Re:Animal penis a delicacy in Africa, India, Asia. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    don't need all that fancy DNA, billions could be made on a virus that only need deliver the "bigger"

  39. Re: Animal penis a delicacy in Africa, India, Asia by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Probably from the ex-wife of the bull elephant?

  40. Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're from Birmingham. While it may seem like it's India, it's actually in England. In England, people typically don't eat penises. They aren't completely a third-world culture just yet, so at least some of them realize that eating the gonads and genitals of beasts of burden is not a sensible thing to do.

    1. Re:Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      In England, people typically don't eat penises.

      It must be this little fact that accounts for the high divorce rate. It's the French, who fuck with their faces, and fight with their feet... ;-)

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    2. Re:Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They do eat 'spotted dick'.

    3. Re:Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feminism is what causes the high divorce rate

    4. Re:Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT is an awesome line that I'm stealing RIGHT now!

    5. Re:Birmingham, England is NOT in India. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Okay why exactly is it not sensible if they enjoy it? If it gives them nutrition, satisfies hunger, and apparently they enjoy it.

  41. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by SternisheFan · · Score: 1
    Ehh, hunting your food doesn't always work out well for us humans, as this recent news story illustrates...

    http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/thecounties/article/2000101890/three-morans-mauled-by-lioness-they-set-out-to-kill

  42. Re:I object by mapkinase · · Score: 0

    There are international grants?

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  43. Historical Epidemiology: by Hartree · · Score: 0

    "No more so than the far more desperate folks here on slashdot who are ferociously denying it."

    I bow before your certainty that you are the smart clued in one and everyone else is the dimwitted fool who will pay the cost at their death. (Funny how that sounds so similar to fundy Christians)

    I do wonder where those extremely long lived and far more healthy vegans throughout history are. They seem to have hidden themselves very well among the miserable sick and dying everyone else whose average lifespan has increased over the past century.

  44. Heterotrophs Unite! by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Why just steal calories from animals? Spread the suffering to those dratted plants as well! :)

  45. Survived? by PPH · · Score: 1

    I think the key word here is "extinct".

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  46. Re:I object by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I think you missed the "crap" science joke about studying the "poop" of extinct species. It is literally crap science and he had to find a way to put that in a post.

    So lets take a second, pull not knots out of our panties because the got all bunched up over a comment, and get back to treating people respectfully.

  47. Quick, repeat "hunter-gatherer" mindlessly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can't have people hearing that humans aren't supposed to eat animals! Quick! Repeat "hunter-gatherer" over and over and over...

    Human beings quite clearly aren't supposed to eat meat. Humans don't have claws. We can't open our mouths wide enough to grab an animal in our jaws, unless it's tiny. We most certainly can't kill animals by biting their vertebrae, or by biting them to death, again unless they're tiny. We can't run fast enough to catch animals.

    But LOL at all the brainwashed Slashdot sociopaths who can't bring themselves to THINK or QUESTION what they eat. That would be like, scary, wouldn't it...
    Your so-called 'friends' wouldn't like you if you started caring about innocent creatures who are brutally tortured to death, would they...

    1. Re:Quick, repeat "hunter-gatherer" mindlessly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for those pesky Inuit who survive on a 100% meat diet. But the way they're treated in Canada they probably aren't human. You're right. You're so clever!

    2. Re:Quick, repeat "hunter-gatherer" mindlessly... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      We can't have people hearing that humans aren't supposed to eat animals! Quick! Repeat "hunter-gatherer" over and over and over...

      Human beings quite clearly aren't supposed to eat meat. Humans don't have claws. We can't open our mouths wide enough to grab an animal in our jaws, unless it's tiny. We most certainly can't kill animals by biting their vertebrae, or by biting them to death, again unless they're tiny. We can't run fast enough to catch animals.

      But LOL at all the brainwashed Slashdot sociopaths who can't bring themselves to THINK or QUESTION what they eat. That would be like, scary, wouldn't it...
      Your so-called 'friends' wouldn't like you if you started caring about innocent creatures who are brutally tortured to death, would they...

      Of course, most scientists believe it was the added proteing from animal sources that enabled our brains to form as they did and become what today is known as homo sapiens. If nothing else, the amino acids needed to sustain homo sapiens cannot be found in every geographic location by using only plant sources. Unlike today, early humans didn't have the ability to ship produce around the world.

      So, while there were early anscestors that didn't eat meat, it doesn't mean 1) they were human and 2) that homo sapiens shouldn't eat meat.

    3. Re:Quick, repeat "hunter-gatherer" mindlessly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The sad/sick part with vegans is that they need to get their energy from *other* sources.

      This often means energy vampirism, extracted by emotionally tormenting friends, family members and worst of all, their own children. Passive/aggressive, sneaky, whiny, needy, bullshit behavior which is EXHAUSTING to be around, because they are literally *exhausting* you by sucking away your life force to make up for the fact that they don't take in energy the way they are supposed to.

      Energy must come from somewhere. Leaves don't have nearly enough. Meat and especially fat are the densest forms of energy available to humans. If you don't eat meat, you're not capable of evolving emotionally/psychologically, simple as that. This is why you can push a vegan over with half a breath, or you need to hide from them because they're emotionally toxic.

      And plants are alive! Killing them is no different than killing anything else, except vegans pretend that killing them is somehow not important, somehow not the same as killing a more complex organism, and thus visit enormous disrespect upon those creatures, denying them recognition of their own sacred existence.

      Living on high carb diets is a sort of stop gap solution, but it's addictive and it destroys your health.

  48. Re:I object by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Naw. We'll bomb the foreigners with bombs made out of coprolite.

  49. "Survived"? by su5so10 · · Score: 1

    If they're extinct, can you really say they "survived"?

  50. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because long distance runners are the ones saying persistence hunting is a thing. Most scientists aren't.

    If it's good enough for Attenborough, it's good enough for me.

  51. Re: Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to africa and live with the hunting tribes for a few weeks and see if you still believe that.

  52. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    However, humans do seem to be adapted for something like persistence hunting. Our ability to run long distances in the hot African midday sun would soon cause an antelope to drop dead of heat exhaustion probably way before they got to be 20 miles away. Our lack of thick hair and sweating ability do point towards a remarkable ability to withstand heat. Also, animals running tend to loop in a large circle rather than travelling a long distance.

    And, I'm not a runner (although I do a load of cycling which is also endurance based).

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  53. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    If they were ancestors of modern humans, I'd say that they "made the evolutionary cut" quite nicely. We may not be "the fittest", but we are still around.

  54. Really?. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 0

    This is so stupid. An anscestor of modern homo sapiens was not an meat eater, big f*cking deal. If you go back far enough in the evolutionary chain, a really early anscestor relied on photosynthesis. This article isn't news.

  55. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    "Not evolved to digest" is subtly different from an appeal to nature. Evolution tends to take lots of generations for an adaptation to be distributed throughout a population, so our bodies might not be well adapted for eating some foods. Cow milk is a classic example where most people can digest lactose, but about a third of adults have trouble with it.

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  56. OPERATIVE TERM HERE by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

    EXTINCT

    In fact, I would consider becoming vegan.

    Except for weasels...

    Damned weasels! Eating's almost too good for 'em!

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    1. Re:OPERATIVE TERM HERE by cffrost · · Score: 0

      Operative term where where? Your post has fuck-all to do with the post you replied to. Stick to writing your your JEs — you seem to be able to find the "post" button when you write those.

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  57. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Shoes aren't good for running. The best long distance runners run barefoot.

  58. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say they did a lot better than we are doing on the species survival front.

    Firstly we are here longer than 200K, we have a *direct* lineage to the first archeo bacteria a billion or more years ago. If we are here that's because *all* our ancestor including those which were present as the same offshoot as the article mention, survived. So your "we are at it sicne 200K" is wrong. We were at it before 200K, even if the specie was different looking.

    Secondly, we are here. They are not. They are extinct. To evolution it does not matter if you stayed longer than other, you are extinct, you are a loser. Sauropode went on for million of year. And now are extinct. Nobody will say they were better at survival than us, as *we are still here*.

    1. Re:Wrong by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      I was speaking strictly of species, specifically Homo sapiens vs Paranthropus boisei. You are being overly pedantic, and one-sided at that; why didn't you claim the same lineage for Paranthropus boisei? Oh yeah, because then you'd have no point to make.

  59. This study... by Noishkel · · Score: 1

    ...sponsored by PETA.

  60. Or.. there was nothing else around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be that this person had no other things around to eat and in his/her last days months was willing to eat anything to try to stay alive. A few peoples diets does not represent what everyone was eating at the time.

    Even the first sentence of the linked article comes to a conclusion that I don't think can be made.

    Fresh analysis of an extinct relative of humans suggests our ancient ancestors dined primarily on tiger nuts, which are edible grass bulbs, settling a discrepancy over what made up prehistoric diets.

    How can a suggestion settle a discrepancy.

  61. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Persistence hunting is impossible in anything but big open fields

    Like, say, the open savanna where homo sapiens evolved?

    (nobody's dragging an antelope back 20 miles)

    If your hunting party has any strategy, you won't chase it those 20 miles in a straight line.

    Humans get foot injuries easily.

    Humans who have worn shoes all their lives get foot injuries easily.

  62. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    I think this could also be a by-product. Having low amounts of body hair greatly reduces problems with parasites. It gives us most flexibility for the temperatures that we can collect fruits in.
    Reducing the hair and especially increasing the number of sweet glands are probably quite simple modifications. And we had over a million years to become what we are, so only minimal selective pressure is needed.

  63. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It takes a remarkable amount of calories to run each mile. Lean meat has very few calories. You're quite unlikely to come out ahead with this strategy. Finding an already sick or injured animal (or a very young one) without much "run" left in it is a much better plan. Ambush and a short chase is a much better plan. There's a reason no actual predators use the "run until the prey dies of exhaustion" strategy.

    Never be both a beater and a shooter, as the saying goes. Amusing, but true.

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  64. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by rssrss · · Score: 1

    No. But the album is great. Some of Bruce's best work.

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  65. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, by any chance did you read "Born to Run"??? Because long distance runners are the ones saying persistence hunting is a thing. Most scientists aren't.

    Persistence hunting is impossible in anything but big open fields, and precludes the idea of humans working together in camps (nobody's dragging an antelope back 20 miles). Humans get foot injuries easily.

    I don't believe it is. It's more about our ability to swear and control our body temperatures and heart rate that allows us to have more endurance. You don't have to be running after an animal. Some of these are 2 day hunts to wear down an animal. Ask a sprinter how'd he'd fare being chased by a group of marathoner's for a day or two that had spears. Their endurance wouldn't last. Now put him in a fur coat and take away his sweat glands.

  66. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

    Here's a picture of them.

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  67. The Time Machine by tepples · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they just read The Time Machine by H. G. Wells and want to adopt the depicted Eloi diet of fruit and nuts out of horror at the Morlocks' "cannibalism".

  68. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    The Paleo diet might be efficient for the species to survive. Individuals in a modern context? Not so much. You're talking about a species of hunter-gatherers who lived in small bands. A good strategy might be having the women pop out a baby every other year, men who die at 40, and a handful of post-menopausal women live to 50 to care for the extra children. That's probably not what you're expecting with the Paleo Diet.

    If longevity is your goal, I think you're better off studying the habits of people who live in regions with long life spans. There seems to be a general consensus that happiness and daily physical activity are important. Diet is just a part of it.

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  69. Extinct human species by jlgreer1 · · Score: 1

    // ate grass instead of meat Not hard to figure why they are extinct.....

  70. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by foofish · · Score: 1

    HFCS in your eyes and on your fingers is such a waste though. It was designed to be used in your digestive tract.

  71. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Well we all know that scientists are infalible right? After all we had many 100 years ago that believed eugenics was the solution to protect mankind. And today we've got others in wingnut territory.

    And with that, if you believe that persistence hunting is impossible in anything but big open fields, I'm sure that after getting their first few foot injuries various individuals will have figured out that wrapping animal skins around their feet would help stop the problem. This is most easily recognized with various groups that live in the far north. And there's no real easy way to say that they did, or didn't in other areas of the world. After all, if someone died on a hunt it would be gone in no time, and all that.

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  72. Picture- Tiger nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A picture is worth 1000 words. Shouldn't an article about tiger nuts include a picture of what the hell they are?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cyperus_esculentus_MS_4388.jpg

    It's even better when you see them. They do look like tiger nuts, wrinkles and all.

  73. Re:Animal penis a delicacy in Africa, India, Asia. by canadiannomad · · Score: 2
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  74. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    You could be right, but conversely if losing body hair is so beneficial to humans, you'd have thought there'd be more bald animals that use the same advantage. The other good reason for losing hair is if we spent large amounts of time in water - fishing most likely. There's the whole Aquatic Ape theory, but it's not given much credence.

    Also, hmmm sweet glands!

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  75. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Besides being horribly unethical in the short term and having historically poor selection criteria, there's nothing wrong with the principle of eugenics. It's basically just a breeding strategy for humans and if done correctly it could work out well. (Of course, "done correctly" means maintaining overall diversity, only selecting for actually heritable traits, etc.)

    It's easy to pick on because it's historically been used as a pseudo-scientific means to legitimize racism and it's hugely at odds with the idea of individual liberty. But scientifically, the theory is sound.

  76. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    Surprisingly fewer calories to run than to walk, and that's why you eat the fatty bits first. There's a reason that Prometheus covered the bones in fat...

  77. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    While longevity in early humans was often on average considerably shorter, there's no evidence that a hunter-gatherer lifestyle/diet makes people drop dead at 40. Rather, there was a wide range in lifespans, with plenty of people living 60-80 years, and also lots who died younger due to what would now be trivially preventable causes (infections, disease, etc.). Indeed, there are many factors necessary to produce long life (including a bunch of luck); but, "primitive" hunter-gatherer diets are not historically a particularly strong limiting factor.

  78. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    > It takes a remarkable amount of calories to run each mile. Lean meat has very few calories.

    Both of these claims are simply incorrect.

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  79. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

    Highly processed foods (e.g. twinkies) very rarely end up being healthy for you

    Once upon a time we called avoiding eating foods like that eating healthy, not whatever fad diet is in vogue this year.

    Case in point: high fructose corn syrup. The pathway for your body to get rid of it involves directly converting it into fat in your liver.

    HFCS is treated basically the same as sugar, just don't overdo it.

    there is some evidence that it's not processed by your body as efficiently as meats and veggies.

    And there's lots of evidence that any more than moderate amounts of meat are pretty bad for you, but 'no bacon' doesn't sell fad diets very well.

  80. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For instance, we evolved to drink milk some 100,000 years ago.

    Put that 10000-20000 year ago for more accurate park of balls.
      Modern humans have lost many enzymes their ancestors had and can't enjoy all the great nutritional delights nature had to offer for our ancestors. For this reason the Paleo movement should be renamed as Health movement. Genetic Eating movement might be accurate as well.

  81. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    What has the "open field" to do with that? Neither the deer hunted, nort he man hunting, cares if it is in an open field or in a wood.

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  82. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha..Paranthropus boisei survived for over a million years. They then apparently evolved toward modern humans, which have been around at the outside for ~100,000 years.
    What this study does do is blow the so-called "Paleolithic diet" out of the water. For several years I've laughed at people who advocated the Paleolithic diet as disillusioned. My contention was that early man basically ate mostly grasses and bark along with various bugs and grubs. If they ate meat other than that it was scavenged kill left by predators.

  83. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Erm, actual predators do that. Ever heared about a "wolf"?
    Human muscels work different then most animals muscels do. Anymals usually use the whole muscle, all fibres, for actions. Humans only roughly 40%. The fibres used in human muscles change, the tired ones stop working, fresh ones spring in.
    Bottom line that means less heat is produced, less callories are burned.
    Fort he animal it means, espeacially if it can not cool via sweating or similar means, it will collapse due to OVERHEAT not due to exhaustion.
    So, saying that: many hunting animals have the same metabolism as the prey. A lion simply can not hunt like a wolf (cooling via the tongue, similar muscle system as humans) because he also has a 100% on muscular system (like his prey) and also has no cooling (like his prey).

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  84. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You would be surprised how few callories even the most serious sport/excerise takes.
    Main reason why people are fat: oh, with a bit of sports it is no problem to eat 2000 extra kcal (not mentioning ofc, that those people usually don't do any sports at all).

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  85. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    The leaver does not store fat.
    It stores sugar.

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  86. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    The only incorrect thing here is your claim.
    First, running is one of the more strenuous sports. Second, lean meat has indeed few calories (~110 kcal for 100g). That amount is barely enough for a single mile. Besides, ever heard of "rabbit starvation"?

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  87. Fine, but keep them away from my tulips! by MXB2001 · · Score: 0

    Bulb eaters. Remind me of chipmunks. Grrrr!

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  88. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by iamnotasmurf · · Score: 0

    It's more about our ability to swear and control our body temperatures

    I'm no expert, but I doubt we insulted animals to death. Unless it was a lion or a tiger, I hear they are very sensitive to insults.

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  89. Re:I object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since your comment history strongly suggests you are American and the study was carried out by paleoanthropologists from Oxford University, I can safely say you have no need to be concerned about your tax dollars funding this research.

    We are indirectly supporting you Limeys by defending you against Communism, Fascism, and Islam. While we Americans may not have directly funded your wussy study, our manly meat eating military made it possible which is funded by us. On these grounds I object, and demand they close Oxford immediately and turn into a food court.

  90. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saulote you excellent speling nd gramer. Well done.

  91. Re: Tiger nuts? Not meat? by shitzu · · Score: 1

    You could probably exhaust a 100g animal in a 1 mile chase easily... Or you could get 200miles worth of energy by eating a 20kg animal. Sounds pretty energy efficient to me.

  92. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Case in point: high fructose corn syrup. The pathway for your body to get rid of it involves directly converting it into fat in your liver.

    It does what?

    In any event, the evidence suggests it's not treated any differently than table sugar. The problem is that it's cheap, and our society developed a sweet tooth as a result. Look at this graph on US sweetener consumption. Note that as HFCS started to take off, so did overall sweetener consumption (the orangish line is HFCS; the cyan one is overall consumption of sweeteners).

  93. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1

    Wolves circle and attack their prey, killing it by tearing it apart. They don't chase faster prey than the wolf by chasing until the prey dies from exhaustion. A man could do this with many animals, if he really wanted to, but it would be a terrible strategy to gain calories.

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  94. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    But we can only cope with low body hair because we know ho to make clothes. Animals can't do that and will either loose to much energy keeping their body warm or cool down and become slow and easy prey.

  95. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?No, it doesn't. I don't know where you've gotten your information but it's wrong. ANY website anywhere, that has information about fitness is going to tell you that you burn more calories running. The harder the exercise the more calories you burn. Google it...look at scientific journals.....

  96. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1

    Modern food has nothing to do with game meat. Meat is for protein, not for calories (it's thought that Scott's expedition to the Antarctic died because that wasn't well understood at the time, and they packed in lots of preserved meat and nowhere near enough calories).

    Check out the nutritional information at a KFC sometime: the chicken fried in fat has less calories than the sides. A drumstick has ~120 (original recipe), a biscuit ~200. We seriously lard up our meals, a holdover from a time not that long ago when getting enough calories was still expensive (plus it tastes good), but lean meat is a poor source of calories.

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  97. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Kjella · · Score: 2

    You would be surprised how few callories even the most serious sport/excerise takes.

    I think everyone who's ever tried to lose weight via exercise is aware how hard it is. You get endurance and strength but burning surplus calories is really slow. Roughly 2000 kcal and you're keeping your weight, add 1000 kcal and it'll take me two hours of exercise to get rid of it. And if you have the food, we can consume a lot of calories. Here's an example of 72oz steak eaten in less than 3 minutes. Extreme endurance athletes often consume 10.000 calories a day.

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  98. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I suggest you read a book about wolves or watch a movie ...

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  99. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Why do you post this?
    Half is true, half is wrong.
    But I don't get to which of my previous posts you even refer or what your point is. Perhaps quote a bit next time?

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  100. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Sorry, 10kcal is way off.
    You hardly can metabolize 6k, you hardly can burn 5k - 6k (like cyclists do).

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  101. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hazem · · Score: 2

    Why would you assume they ate only the lean meat? Everything I've read about modern hunter-gatherers and cultures that ate mostly animals (such as the Inuit) is that they focused on the fats and fatty tissues and that the lean meats were often left for their dogs.

    In the Western diet, we tend to focus on the lean meats and throw out the fats (the most energy-rich part of the animal) but that doesn't necessarily apply to humans living in the wild.

  102. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1

    I don't, rather the opposite - but the animal itself need to have that fat in the first place. Animals with a lot of fat can be run down without needing an ultramarathon to do it. A short run for a large animal is the way to go. Chasing a lean animal for days is beyond ridiculous.

    But on the whole, it seems unlikely that stone age societies got many calories from hunting (fishing can be a different story), but rather hunting filled in the gaps in protein while calories came primarily from gathering.

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  103. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    In the equatorial region, you don't need clothes.

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  104. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMFAOROFL!! What a fucking name!

  105. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    The ability to swear is important if an animal escaped. It helps you to release your emotion, so you then can go on hunting the next animal.

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  106. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1

    The notion that exercise burns few calories can only be said when compared to modern, high-calorie foods and large portions. For most of human history, finding enough calories to survive was a daily struggle, and doing a lot of exercise to get meat only makes sense for the protein, while the calories to survive came from gathering, not hunting.

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  107. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Tell that the Inuit/Eskimos or the Maori.
    What exactly is your point again? Did I contradict you somewhow regarding thi post of yours in a previous post?

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  108. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maori where known to be cannibalistic up until christian missionaries made a big fuss and they stopped. With New Zealand having no large mammals native it was either eat fish and birds (some bigger then ostridge like the Moa) or the taste sensation of eating humans defeated in battle or captured for slavery and food.

  109. Insects! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read what may have been the first paleo-diet book 15 or so years ago. That book and almost all Western "talk" on the subject since then, pro and con, almost never mention eating insects and other bugs. So, add bugs to the menu.

  110. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 1

    The paleo movement is frustrating for anthropologists. Humans ate pretty much whatever they could get their grubby little hands on: meat, nuts, edible leaves, roots, fruit, etc. We did eat quite a bit of plants, though. Mostly because they didn't run away.

    Vegans who insist we're herbivores are equally frustrating, however.

    I'm curious: in what way has the paleo movement frustrated anthropologists? Care to enlighten me.

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  111. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by cusco · · Score: 1

    Prey animals don't run in a straight line, they tend to circle back where they came from. Hunted rabbits with beagles for years, and 90 percent of the time they will loop back towards the point where they were originally jumped up. Wolves will station pack members ahead of the running prey to turn it whatever direction is desired, early humans, with even better communications and planning skills, almost certainly did the same.

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  112. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by cusco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go stand in the sun near the equator for an hour, or run through elephant grass, or move through a thicket, and then tell me if you're still of the same opinion. Clothes are not only for the cold.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  113. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by cusco · · Score: 1

    Wolves, African wild dogs, dingos, some hyenas and some jackals use both strategies, as will packs of domestic dogs gone wild. You're right, the prey doesn't "die of exhaustion", but it does stop running. You only need to keep the prey in sight until it is tired enough that it decides not to run any longer, then the tribe moves in with the spears.

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  114. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    Sorry, miswritten. Surprisingly fewer extra calories to run instead of walk. It's really about how far you travel, not how fast.

  115. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I can come up with random theories too. Here's one of my theories why humans evolved to run long distances: War.

    Evolving to run faster than your prey stops after a while when your prey is the same species. Being able to run long distances gives you the chance to run till it gets dark or you find a hiding place.

    It's easier to carry a trusty stick if you run on two legs.

    Selection pressure is very high with war.

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  116. no early humans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There weren't any extinct species of early humans. We were created by God 6,000 years ago. Watch Kent Hovinds videos for information on this.

  117. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chasing a lean animal for days is beyond ridiculous.

    Which is why no one in the entire thread except you said it.

    A hunt might last for days, tracking a herd until you're close enough; but once you've isolated an animal, the actual run lasts only for a few hours.

  118. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    According to Mythbusters, it also increases your tolerance of physical pain.

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  119. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ask a sprinter how'd he'd fare being chased by a group of marathoner's for a day or two that had spears. Their endurance wouldn't last. Now put him in a fur coat and take away his sweat glands.

    You know, this is why Mom won't let us play with you any more.

  120. Meat is profitable even at that expense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It takes a remarkable amount of calories to run each mile.

    You overestimate how much running takes. Running is only about 40% more calorie burn than walking the same distance. About 150 v. 110 for a 200 lb. man. You also underestimate the amount of calories in lean meat. 1 lb of venison is 540 calories or so. Obviously, it's profitable if you make more than one meal of it, and it's profitable for a small tribe to take turns doing it.

    Here's an example of a person doing it in real life. Takes about 8 hours of tracking and periodic chasing.

    Humans are the only primates that can do endurance running. (Not many other kinds of animals can; canines and horses are notable exceptions). As the video above notes, we're one of the few species that sweats for thermoregulation (horses again being a notable exception). We're uniquely well adapted to exploiting heat exhaustion in other species in the part of the world we were thought to have evolved in.

    Hell, humans have ran down cheetahs this way.

  121. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked weasels chase rabbits until they are exhausted and deliver bites to the neck. That's just one thing off the top of my head.

  122. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

    Rabbit starvation isn't a thing if the creature your chasing has fat on it..there is a reason it's "rabbit starvation" and not "meat starvation."

  123. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will try to explain this in the easiest way possible with my limited skills in the English language.

    Deer runs fast but not for very long.
    Man runs slower but can keep at it longer.

    Deer runs away from human in a field, man keeps looking at deer and keeps running forcing the deer to sprint again and again until it can no more.

    Deer runs away from human in the woods, man doesn't know where deer is and goes home to play nintendo*.

    (* I'm assuming the prehistoric humans played nintendo, I don't think Playstation was invented yet)

  124. Obvious! by xenobyte · · Score: 0

    Of course they're extinct! - They didn't eat meat!

    Humans still need meat in order to survive. Adults can work around it but children and especially babies cannot. Stupid vegan parents trusting the goveg-website by the lunatics in PETA have killed their children through malnutrition and are now serving time for homicide.

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    1. Re:Obvious! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Like your sig, your vague notions are simple, neat and wrong. Well done.

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  125. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Kjella · · Score: 1

    [[citation needed]]

    "If a stage has three big climbs, we'd expect riders to burn off anything between 8,000 to 10,000 calories per day," said Child.

    But hey, he's only a nutritionist actually working on the tour.

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  126. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Since I don't have sufficient pigment in my skin, it certainly would not do any good to me. However I would expect the humans back then to be as well adapted to the environment as the people living there today.

    And yes, clothes may be helpful even for inhabitants of equatorial regions. But they are not necessary.

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  127. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    Just because you've never heard of it, doesn't mean that I've just made it up.

    Well done on thinking up your own theory, does it help explain human characteristics better than other theories?

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  128. Mark 7:18 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark 7:18 And [Jesus] said to them, âoeThen are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, 19 since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?â Thus he declared all foods clean.

  129. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Antonovich · · Score: 1

    Depends on what you're running on...

  130. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Agreed, lions don't hunt like wolves - for one thing, the typical lion runs only about 30 meters to hit prey from ambush. But lionesses hunt a bit more like wolves than male lions do.
    Averaging close to 250 Kg., Male lions don't do more than 5% of the routine hunting. They do, however, handle other predators for the pride. Hyenas, in particular, would probably love it if male and female lions both weighed only about 100 Kg. Dog-like pack tactics would probably beat the more loosely organized cat group tactics consistantly, except the male lions are just too damned big. (And yes, Hyenas are not really very close to wild dogs, but they use pretty similar methods as pack hunters.). Female lions have proportionately larger hearts than males, but in both cases, the heart is proportionately smaller than for a wolf or other sustained runner. Lions do have some cooling systems and are observed to pant, but the male's typical heavy mane menas they have less efficiency at cooling than even their size differences would suggest, and again, cooling is less efficient than for a wolf.

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  131. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    Ancient humans had things called spears. They didn't need to chase prey until it died of exhaustion, they only needed to chase it until it slowed down enough from heat exhaustion for them to stick a spear in it.

    Wolves are also excellent endurance runners (in cold weather though, unlike humans) and they often catch rabbits and things that are faster than them.

    And in both cases, teamwork and strategy play a big role. Not a coincidence that both humans and wolves developed large brains.

  132. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    The talk was about lean meat. Which has low fat content by the very definition.

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  133. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Persistence hunting have been filmed tracking their prey to exhaustion. I'd like to know what evidence those scientists have to reject observations.

  134. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    It takes a remarkable amount of calories to run each mile. Lean meat has very few calories. You're quite unlikely to come out ahead with this strategy.

    Meat is for protein. Most of our calories come from vegetables.

    And persistence hunting doesn't require an all-out run. Ultrarunners (which is basically the same trick, just without prey) generally alternate between running and walking. That mix apparently gives the best combination of speed and endurance.

    Ambush and a short chase is a much better plan.

    And yet we suck at short chases. Almost any land animal runs faster than us. For a short while. And then we catch up as it gets tired.

    There's a reason no actual predators use the "run until the prey dies of exhaustion" strategy.

    Wolves do it in a way.

  135. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Ah, I get it. You've never heard of the art of tracking. That explains it.

  136. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    There's a good reason why hunting predators bigger than you is not a very popular strategy.

  137. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    We may not be "the fittest", but we are still around.

    That's all that fittest means: being the one that survives. You don't have to be able to run; evolutionary speaking, you just have to eat and reproduce.

  138. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Early ancestor of humans was bacteriophagic.

  139. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Sugar has 4kcal/g, protein has 4kcal/g, fat has 9kcal/g. Lean meat--discarding the bone and weighing meat--should be 60% water and 40% caloric material. You should be able to get like 200kcal out of 100g.

    Second, a chihuaha has roughly 1kg meat on it; a deer, roughly 30kg. There's a good 60,000kcal on that thing at least, maybe more. Unless you're spending hours chasing a squirrel or two, I can't imagine not eating quite well if you ever catch anything--even sharing it with 30 people.

  140. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Didn't say you made it up. I'm well aware of the theory - it shows up on Slashdot and elsewhere every now and then. But I don't think it's a better theory than some other random one.

    Just because a few tribes do persistent hunting doesn't make it so plausible that persistence hunting is why we evolved to run. A few tribes do some other random stuff too. There could be other reasons. My theory makes about as much sense if not more so.

    Warfare seems a lot more prevalent in hominids, especially humans than persistence hunting. And I'd claim the selection/evolutionary pressures are a lot higher.

    Chimpanzees conduct warfare and genocide quite regularly: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/22/science/22chimp.html?_r=0
    http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/2011/05/17/ugandan-chimpanzees-may-be-hunting-red-colobus-monkeys-into-extinction/
    Babboons go to war: http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8400000/8400019.stm
    Even monkeys: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/videos/monkey-gang-turf-war/

    Maybe running started with a few persistence hunters, but once a bunch of hominids started going to war running around with spears the survivors were mostly those who could run whether with spears or not. That's a far stronger evolutionary pressure than failing to chase down some meat - could survive for a fair bit by eating some grass bulbs, insects or worms which don't run that fast.

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  141. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Yes but land predators do not want to deal with 30 or 40 mud-covered primates with pointy sticks, so they stay the hell away. Nothing chases us. We can, however, chase the shit out of anything.

  142. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a "humans were primarily frugivorous but ate whatever the heck they could find because a low-tech life in the wild is really really hard" theory advocate, I do believe that many proto-humans hunted, but I doubt they ran down their prey. I used to mountain bike 10-20 miles in a saturday with my trusty dalmatian at my side. This wasn't African Sahara hot, but it was New England July hot and the pup would indeed plunge into water to cool off if he could, but even without sweat glands honestly quadrupeds totally blow away humans. The only long distance chasing would be if the animal had a few spears sticking out of it and was bleeding to death.

    The only way humans were successful as hunters of more than rabbits was by being smart and organized or having better tech (spear throwers etc)

    I'd argue that our brains were mostly useful in identifying fruit "ah blueberries are blooming, I should come back in 3 weeks before the birds eat them", "hmmm ramps grow on hillside", "wow this is where to dig for grass bulbs", etc

  143. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Eugenics is a good way to improve the population, but it needs to be handled well. It solves so many things though, especially overpopulation. The problem with classical eugenics is the focus went straight to "Racial Purification".

    The first thing to establish is that everyone gets the right to maintain their bloodline. Everyone gets 2 kids (the way this is factored out is complex, but it's basically max(a,b) for a coupling(a,b), which does create a hole...). Then you get additional licenses to breed by passing physical, emotional, and mental fitness standards--you're stronger, smarter, able to remain motivated and focused, and so on.

    The whole proposal is ridiculously complex--it started too simple, became over-complicated, then went through optimization to establish identical function in far fewer rules--but the main ideal scenario is that most people can have a family of 2-3 kids, all people can have a family of 2 kids at least, and so population and genetic diversity is maintained. Breeding is biased toward those who are better fit, and in small part biased toward those who are motivated--if you're going to actually put in some effort, you should be able to tag at least one additional license.

    The meta-game is important though: it's easy to come up with a fair, non-abusive, socially-acceptable eugenics strategy (if you can operate in objective reality, and not get a call-back to Hitler along with people swearing it's their "god-given right" to have 18 children); the problem is that those in power will seize control of it and try to breed a population of loyalists, operating patently unfairly to political opponents. Even child protective services is often used simply to destroy the lives and families of political opponents--not just politicians, but "I don't like you and I work for the school board so YOU ARE FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN!!!"

  144. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    It's not hugely at odds with individual liberty. I know people with 16 or 18 children. They love to breed, they're proud of their huge families, and they want more. It's not a welfare grab; it's an over-active biological clock that keeps ringing the "MAKE BABIES!!" alarm. Never mind the pressure on the healthcare system to sustain them, if they're not rich. Never mind the additional unemployment, the cost to the school system (you don't pay a tax on every child; opposite, you get more tax credit up to 3), and so on.

    Every extra baby you have encroaches on my personal liberty. Stop having more than everyone else!

  145. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he sucks. The deer in the woods could get out of sight and run-rest-run-rest, while man chase-track-chase-track. A deer in a field is going to have to run its ass off non-stop. Deer in the woods has much better chances.

  146. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Wolves and humans have the same communications skills in cooperative context. Planning not so much: humans can develop language--grunts and hand motions, all the way up to complete linguistics. Wolves were domesticated (into dogs) because we share the same social structures and the same implicit communications: we're nearly the same species, minus genetics and physical shape, in that respect. Other social animals communicate entirely differently and are impossible to interact with; but we interact very naturally with wolves.

    Dogs are useless on their own. Dogs cooperate with humans extremely well. Really, wolves hunt prey; they do not hunt other packs, and they will not try to get in a scuffle with a group of a dozen or so humans because they're well aware of what will happen. Cats just don't want to hunt that many things at once--they stay out of groups of zebra, ffs. Wolves look at humans hunting and have an absolute understanding of what they're looking at and why they want to stay away, because it's 'familiaris'.

  147. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    Funnily enough, dogs are one of the few animals that can *almost* keep pace with a long distance human runner and some people think that is why dogs were such a good choice to be domesticated.

    I did a bit of searching on this topic a while ago and found this interesting 22 mile race between humans and horses: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon/

    It's not entirely fair as the horse has to carry a human, but it does show how humans are better runners than you might think. Conversely, midday African sun would make it much harder for the horses than racing in Wales (typically cold, rainy weather).

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  148. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    You seem to be a bit confused. I mentioned the "persistence hunting theory" in relation to adaptations in humans. Your theory about hominids carrying spears doesn't seem to make much sense - why don't other hominids run like we do or carry spears?

    I'm not saying that your theory is right or wrong, but it doesn't seem to have much descriptive/predictive power. That could be because organised large-scale warfare depends on society and is thus too recent for evolution to have caught up with.

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  149. Re:I object by mcvos · · Score: 1

    If you're defending them against fascism, you're not doing a very good job.

  150. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Yes but land predators do not want to deal with 30 or 40 mud-covered primates with pointy sticks, so they stay the hell away. Nothing chases us. We can, however, chase the shit out of anything.

    So go chase a bear on your own. See how far you get.

    The fact that theoritically we can run down any animal, does not mean that any animal will always try to run away from us.

  151. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he sucks. The deer in the woods could get out of sight and run-rest-run-rest, while man chase-track-chase-track.

    Depends on the ground conditions. I'm not convinced a skilled tracker always needs a long stop to follow recent tracks.

  152. Re:Animal penis a delicacy in Africa, India, Asia. by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    Just because it has four letters does not make it obligatory.

    You have to earn that.

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  153. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen different kinds of primates wage war but I have never seen them running long distances.

  154. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to convince your hunted prey to stay on a track?

  155. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    And there's lots of evidence that any more than moderate amounts of meat are pretty bad for you

    Certainly true, but there's also evidence that you don't necessarily want to avoid animal fat and eat mostly lean meat. Of course, then you have to be careful to eat even less meat.

  156. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    ate mostly grasses and bark

    We have a single stomach and can't really process cellulose. If our ancestors could, that's not really relevant.

  157. Survived'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a bit of a stretch to say they survived on grass bulbs, given they are extinct. The opposite of survival.

  158. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    How long's your GI tract, carnie-boy?

  159. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Reziac · · Score: 1

    "Humanoids who didn't eat meat, didn't make the evolutionary cut."

    I think that's probably just plain fact. Hence, we're here to defend our theories, and they're not.

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  160. All this vegan/vegetarian nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I highly doubt that primitive man that managed to get their hands on fish or some other game animal decided not to eat it because they felt bad doing so or because they were concerned about the conditions in which that animal survived before it became dinner.

    I also highly doubt that primitive man questioned the growing conditions of a source of harvested fruits or vegetables.

    They ate what they could find. If it was killing a bison or gazelle, they killed and ate bison or gazelle. If it was gathering nuts or fruits, they ate nuts or fruits.

  161. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Check out the Calapuya people of Oregon, who used field burning to encourage oak savannahs to grow. They had no permanent settlements during the summer (their villages were winter only) and their favorite method of hunting was to climb a hill, spot the prey, light a big fire around it, and wait for it to be done cooking.

    One of their favorite foods was grasshoppers, but they'd kill bear and deer the same way.

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  162. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by lgw · · Score: 1

    I'm struggling to think of a field with less credibility than nutritionists. Investment bankers maybe?

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  163. Re: Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Antonovich · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have shoes running on sharp rocks. Not you?

  164. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. Humans are the best long distance runners on the planet, and we evolved that way so that we could chase our prey until they died of exhaustion.

    I thought we evolved that way so that Reebok could sell us new shoes. Huh.

    No, we were intelligently designed that way so that Reebok could sell us new shoes.

  165. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by psithurism · · Score: 1

    There's the whole Aquatic Ape theory, but it's not given much credence

    Of course not, no one has written a best selling book on it yet.

    I for one, don't buy any scientific theories until I read a bestselling, true-adventure book that dumbs it down for me and admits no counterpoints.

    I am trying to take up swimming though, so I could use a "Born to Swim" if it's out there somewhere. Christopher McDougall do your thing; Make me excited about my evolutionary drive to learn the backstroke.

  166. Re: Tiger nuts? Not meat? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Do you hear that wooshing sound just above your ears?

  167. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Aquatic-Ape-Elaine-Morgan/dp/0812828739/ or better yet http://www.amazon.co.uk/Descent-Woman-Elaine-Morgan-ebook/dp/B00796E5H2/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1389641341&sr=1-1&keywords=descent+of+woman/.

    I think the idea fits a lot of "strange" facts about humans. Losing body hair, but keeping hair on the top of your head suggests lots of time standing in water. Breath control for swimming/diving leads on to changes suitable for spoken language. I haven't read either of those books, so I don't know the details.

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  168. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I explicitly said that the only ones close in that range are cyclists. Or didn't I?
    Anyway: they have trained their metabolism to do that. So there are perhaps 2000 people in the world to:
    a) burn
    b) eat/digest
    so many calories.

    Even triatleths who arguable have a even more tough sports use less calories.

    A world class boxer perhaps half of it.

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  169. Monsanto Announces Time Project by also+aswell · · Score: 1

    Grass cloning giant Monsanto has announced plans to launch a new division to exploit quantum time travel in an attempt corner early grass' seed markets.

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    --Alan Turing
  170. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    I don't know if a bear is going to stand up to 30 or 40 people chasing after it. Plus if we all have pointy sticks, we might kill it first!

  171. There is a flaw with this theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For starters, one man does not reflect an entire species, also how do the know the "tiger nut" isn't what killed the man? Let's see these so-called scientists eat some themselves and see how long they survive?

  172. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Bipedalism also makes a big difference, aside from reducing our cross section it makes running more efficient because we have fewer moving parts than 4-leggers. Our achilles, arches, and gluts also make a big difference. Compared to our modern ape relatives we clearly have pathetic arms but are much better suited to bipedalism and I'm not sure what drives that other than locomotion.

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  173. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You lose, thinking being a grammer nazi adds to the discussion. And you really should aim higher than f**ing morons, or is that what you call your solo activity, or is your tourettes playing up again?

  174. Re:I object by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Beware of Poe's Law. There have been way too many anti-science trolls here lately all complaining about their tax dollars being "wasted" on some "useless" research being discussed.

    If he was trying to make a pun he failed hard. "I object to my tax dollars being used to research (project name)" is a troll. A joke would have been "Poor guys, the ones digging up bones are lucky, these guys have a crap job."

  175. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I'm certainly blessed with good genes; most of my relatives in their 90s are still kicking. My mom's brother is 95 and Mom says he looks 70. My paternal grandmother lived 100 years (Grandpa died from an industrial accident) and my other grandparents were in their late '80s. Mom's 84 and goes bowling.

    I got lucky in the gene lottery.

  176. Re:Feeding the Relatives by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? I mustve offended the cavemen from the television commercial.

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  177. Subject says it all ... by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

    They ate tiger nuts, and they went extinct. Coincidence? I think not.

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  178. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    20 miles away

    Or even 200 miles.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people#Athletic_prowess

  179. The Original Affluent Society by Marshall Sahlins by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Supports your point: http://www.primitivism.com/original-affluent.htm "Hunter-gatherers consume less energy per capita per year than any other group of human beings. Yet when you come to examine it the original affluent society was none other than the hunter's - in which all the people's material wants were easily satisfied. To accept that hunters are affluent is therefore to recognise that the present human condition of man slaving to bridge the gap between his unlimited wants and his insufficient means is a tragedy of modern times. ..."

    The idea that hunter/gathers worked hard is a convenient one to promulgate if your objective is to keep long-suffering agricultural serfs from revolting... Some suggest the expulsion from the Garden of Eden story in the Bible is about the transition from hunter/gathering to agriculture (and similar painful stories are in other cultures).

    As you point out, the work hunter/gathers had to do to get food depends on things like the specific living situation as well as population density. As population density goes up because of the success of hunter/gathering, sadly, it makes it harder and harder to live that way. Then militaristic bureaucracies can arise to control the most productive lands (including estuaries) adding another dimension to the issue. In the past, those might eventually collapse and a cycle would start over (see Daniel Quinn who in Beyond Civilization points out how often this cycle happened). But nowadays a collapse would probably involve nukes that could render much of the Earth uninhabitable plus our global populations based on agriculture and advanced technology are many many times what hunter/gathering would support. So, our collective best bet is to keep things going and take advantage of new possibilities, like creating and living in self-replicating space habitats that duplicate themselves from lunar or asteroid ore and solar energy as well as making advanced Earthly cities including in the ocean and so on. And with robotics and a basic income, most humans can go back to the better part of a hunter/gather lifestyle, including having time to raise children well and to be part of a socially-connected community.

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  180. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We aren't herbivores anymore. I guess we evolved.