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WhatsApp: 2nd Biggest Tech Acquisition of All Time

Nerval's Lobster writes "Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg decided to drop a cool $16 billion on WhatsApp, a messaging service with 450 million users. It was a mind-boggling sum, even if you buy into Facebook's argument that WhatsApp (which will continue to operate as an independent subsidiary, at least for the moment) will soon connect a billion people around the world. But it wasn't the biggest tech acquisition of all time: that honor belongs to Hewlett-Packard, which bought Compaq for (an inflation-adjusted) $33.4 billion in 2001. Facebook's purchase of WhatsApp comes in second on the list, followed by Hewlett-Packard's purchase of Electronic Data Systems for $15.4 billion; Google's acquisition of Motorola Mobility for $13 billion, and Oracle snatching up Peoplesoft for $12.7 billion. In sixth comes Hewlett-Packard again, with its Autonomy buy in 2011 (for $11.7 billion), followed by Oracle's BEA Systems acquisition ($9.4 billion) and Microsoft seizing Skype ($9.0 billion). What do many of these highest-cost purchases have in common? Many of them didn't pan out. Hewlett-Packard's Compaq, Autonomy, and EDS acquisitions, for example, made all the sense in the world on paper, the tech giant eventually took significant write-downs on all three (Autonomy in particular was an outright disaster, resulting in a $8.8 billion write-off and widespread allegations of financial and management impropriety)." Update: 02/20 19:32 GMT by T : Of interest: Mother Jones has an interesting take on the seeming mismatch between Facebook's business model and the way the WhatsApp founders think about advertising. Hint: they hate it.

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  1. 2d biggest? by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did they mean "2nd biggest"?

    Why not just write "Second biggest"?

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    1. Re:2d biggest? by QAChaos · · Score: 1

      i 2ded that!

    2. Re:2d biggest? by EvilSS · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is slashdot, obviously it's in hex! So that would make this the 45th biggest in decimal.

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    3. Re:2d biggest? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      This acquisition might involve Mooninites and their obsession with dimensions.

    4. Re:2d biggest? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did they mean "2nd biggest"?

      Why not just write "Second biggest"?

      There's a patent on that.

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    5. Re:2d biggest? by istartedi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Did they mean "2nd biggest"?

      No, since it's all about the combined surface area of screens they meant is 2d.

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    6. Re:2d biggest? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Did they mean "2nd biggest"?

      Why not just write "Second biggest"?

      The purchase is only on paper...
      thus, 2d!

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    7. Re:2d biggest? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well, thank you for your 1/6 of a shilling.

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    8. Re:2d biggest? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Why not just write "Second biggest"?

      Well, this site agrees with you: http://grammar.about.com/od/mo...

      "Write out ordinal numbers when they contain just one word: third prize, tenth in line, sixtieth anniversary, fifteenth birthday. Use numerals for the others: the 52nd state, the 21st Amendment."

      (But they also say:
      "Do not use the ordinal (th, st, rd, nd) form of numbers when writing the complete date: January 15 is the date for the examination. However, you may use the ordinal suffixes if you use only the day: The 15th is the date for the examination. . . .
      which sounds weird to me.. January 15 vs 15th.)

    9. Re:2d biggest? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Are you also glad that nobody else saw it before him?

    10. Re:2d biggest? by bug1 · · Score: 2

      They could have tried "2th biggest" as a workaround.

    11. Re:2d biggest? by danknight48 · · Score: 1

      Did they mean "2nd biggest"?

      Why not just write "Second biggest"?

      My personal favorite:
      WhatsApp: Not the Biggest Tech Acquisition of All Time

    12. Re:2d biggest? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Hate to be a grammar nazi but you really can't say that, you mean "2nd biggerest". The root of the word is old british, but the cardinal extension is derived from hobbitish.

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    13. Re:2d biggest? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Obviously because headline space is limited. You can't have the lead headline go below the fold!

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  2. CNN argues it's worth the money by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/2...

    But I will not tech history in the last 20 years is littered with companies that were bought because of instant messaging in one form or another, stuff like Skype, that later on did not really bring it's parent company anything (eBay sold skype to Microsoft at a loss iirc).

    The problem seems to be how to integrate and monetize these services without people jumping ship. Until then, they are hosting a free service that's quite a bit to fund with no obvious revenue stream in sight other than ads.

    Of course, Facebook is an expert on that, so it may turn out well for them. Still, amazing returns on a 4 year old company.

    1. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by cheesybagel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Skype? Hah. Remember ICQ?

      The funny thing is Facebook bought for billions a company which makes software running over XMPP. THAT was pathetic.

    2. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Who cares about people jumping ship? Every big corporation knows that all employees are just interchangeable cogs. If your lead engineers quit in the wake of an acquisition, no problem, you can hire replacements within a week!

    3. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Kenja · · Score: 1

      WhatsApp is already monetized at 1$ a year subscription. It has more users world wide then Twitter in key nations and demographics where Facebook is losing traction or has yet to make an impact. There is a danger of USERS jumping ship, but Facebook has said they will not implement any changes in the platform any time soon. Long term, I can see it being worth the money in the same way YouTube was for Google.

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    4. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ericloewe · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Did YouTube ever positively contribute to Google's bottom line?

      Even being a data mine (and a stupid way of forcing people to use Google+), I can't imagine it will come even close to paying off in the near future.

    5. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect many WhatsApp users have it free. I do. Anyone who used it before they "monetized" doesn't pay. If they change that, or if Facebook starts mucking with it, I'll use something else.

      There are a LOT of free texting programs, and it takes about a weekend to write another one. Extracting sixteen billion dollars from WhatsApp is going to be an exercise in futility. Hopefully the WhatsApp people are laughing their way to the bank (and selling their FB stock as fast as they can).

    6. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      They sell ads on YouTube videos.

    7. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by jeffmeden · · Score: 2

      http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/2...

      But I will not tech history in the last 20 years is littered with companies that were bought because of instant messaging in one form or another, stuff like Skype, that later on did not really bring it's parent company anything (eBay sold skype to Microsoft at a loss iirc).

      The problem seems to be how to integrate and monetize these services without people jumping ship. Until then, they are hosting a free service that's quite a bit to fund with no obvious revenue stream in sight other than ads.

      Of course, Facebook is an expert on that, so it may turn out well for them. Still, amazing returns on a 4 year old company.

      Free service? It's $.99/year/user so they are currently drawing in about $450M/year and importantly, they are enrolling at a rate of 1M users/day which is adding another $1M to the net revenue, every day. By this time next year, they will have 1B users. Finally, a company charging what SMS is worth (too bad you have to bring your own data plan but I digress).

    8. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 2

      The funny thing is Facebook bought for billions a company which makes software running over XMPP.

      Now that they have plenty of cash, what refrains the WhatsApp founders from starting over a concurrent application ? Especially if Facebook begins to do the evil things that WhatsApp didn't want to do (store messages, sell ads, etc...) ?

    9. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      I think all of those were sold after the writing was on the wall for anyone who actually understood tech.

    10. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by khr · · Score: 2

      There are a LOT of free texting programs, and it takes about a weekend to write another one

      But this one comes with several hundred million users plus all their phones' address books...

    11. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Not only that, they go so far as to pay people for posting videos.

      Not that they get any money from adblock leeches like me.

    12. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Informative

      Now that they have plenty of cash, what refrains the WhatsApp founders from starting over a concurrent application ?

      Non-compete clauses in the contract which says they have to give all the money back is my guess.

      If you're buying a company, you pretty much try to lock up the top people to ensure they can't say "piss on you, I'll just make it again".

      When you sell the company, you also sell the IP -- and then they can pummel you for stealing 'their' idea.

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    13. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Several hundred million users, some of whom have already pledged to quit since Facebook bought it, and many of whom will quit when the first annual renewal comes around and/or Facebook decides to introduce ads.

      Besides, FB already has most of their address books. It's begged for mine often enough I'm surprised I haven't accidentally hit yes yet.

    14. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Now that they have plenty of cash, what refrains the WhatsApp founders from starting over a concurrent application ?

      $3billion in retention bonuses.

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    15. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Thank you for stating the obvious - I haven't been living under a rock and am quite familiar with YouTube's growing fondness for ads.

      Still, we're talking about massive investments in infrastructure and bandwidth, plus paying people to make videos.

      A few years ago, they were chin-deep in red ink. It's not easy to get rid of all the red ink.

    16. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      But those who pledge to stop using it probably have several friends that don't care, so they either have to convince all their friends to talk to them on a different app, or stop talking to them altogether. Most of those people will probably give in and continue to use whatsapp

    17. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing is Facebook bought for billions a company which makes software running over XMPP. THAT was pathetic.

      They didn't pay $19 billion for the app. They paid for the userbase. From what I read it's about 450 million, which would make the purchase price about $42 per user. A little steep, but not outlandish in advertising terms. Now they have to figure out how to hang on to those users and grow the user base.

    18. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no, it isn't pathetic. what facebook bought was a large userbase. same goes for microsoft with skype, rakuten with viber, etc.

    19. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 2

      When you sell the company, you also sell the IP -- and then they can pummel you for stealing 'their' idea.

      Remember mysql and MariaDB ?

      Same (potential) situation here : there is no IP in WhatsApp. Just an excellent execution of well-known idea.

    20. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      God I don't even do that the other 3 weeks.

    21. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Jack9 · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Did YouTube ever positively contribute to Google's bottom line?

      Google bought youtube for about 1.6 Billion

      Youtube annual revenue has been over that pricepoint for a few years. CPM on video has always been in dollars, not cents. CPAs frequently pass $10. With up to 3 ads per video, you can understand how google justified the first payments to content providers.

      Ballpark numbers:
      http://www.forbes.com/sites/ti...

      You seem ridiculously pessimistic for someone who hasn't done any research.

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    22. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      I still don't get it though. I just can't shake the feeling that the sphere of users of WhatsApp probably intersect heavily with the sphere of users of Facebook. I don't know anyone, personally, who uses WhatsApp - but I can't imagine with as pervasive Facebook is, they've already got them as members.

    23. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by nine-times · · Score: 1

      You're right, but I still don't think it's a smart purchase, since I don't really see a method to hang on to those users other than, "providing good service". Insofar as Facebook is capable of doing that, they could have stolen the users without buying the company.

    24. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Cereal+Box · · Score: 2

      While I agree this is actually a service that makes money, it doesn't make quite as much as you assume. First, there's probably a good amount of dead accounts. And I believe there are longtime users that are grandfathered in for free. Second, the first year is free, so the revenue from an additional 1M users per day isn't realized for a whole year, and again that's assuming that all users decide they want to pay after a year is up.

    25. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Chat apps aren't exactly hard to install. Most people probably already have several. History has also shown that user retention on chat apps isn't particularly robust. Facebook is discovering this with their own Messenger, in fact, possibly a motivation behind acquiring WhatsApp.

    26. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Does that userbase overlap with the Facebook userbase? Can you get $42 per person? Can it not the easily displaced by something else? Skype actually developed meaningful things like the SILK codec. What did these bozos develop?

    27. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

      It's not that difficult. You click, install another app, and your friends that have installed it are right there. It's not like you have to create a new profile, verify information, etc. This is why it was so easy for whatsapp to propagate.

      It's easier to install another similar app instead of typing in your credit card number to make a 1$ payment.

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    28. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I'll be interested to see if FaceBook can find a way to contractually bind the 450M users into their business model; I'm gonna go with no.

    29. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      It is heavily used internationally in places where facebook has a small presence.

      I think this could be a good thing really (though far too much money) for cross platform messaging. Especially if facebook lends them some help in making a browser based whatsapp service (I hate typing messages on a phone while I am sitting at a computer).

      Right now you have all of these systems that don't quite do it (ignoring 3rd party clients for a minute since the average user doesn't use them). iMessage saves you from sending SMS, but only to other apple users (and you can only use it on a computer if you have an apple computer). Hangouts (nee gchat) is great on a computer or android phone, but the iphone client is so bad that a lot of people won't use it, even if they use gchat/hangouts when at the computer. Facebook chat is actually pretty functional from iphone/android/pc, but you've got to use facebook to use it (and facebook friend people). Whatsapp very functional on a phone, but you can't use it on a computer (again, ignoring 3rd party options) and in the US, the only people I know who use it are people with international friends.

      If facebook can grow the US userbase (just announcing that they bought it for so much money might get a lot of "curiosity signups"), and lend some development aid (both for PC/browser access and the addition of facetime/hangouts style video chat), there might actually be a pretty good universal chat system. As it stands, there are different groups of people that I can communicate with from my Phone/Tablet/PC--and the same is true for the recipients (e.g. I have to know that I can't gchat them over the weekend but an SMS will still work...)

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    30. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Solution: they can't get your secrets out if you don't put them in.

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    31. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by lgw · · Score: 1

      At $1B per year, a $19B acquisition will pay for itself never (future money being worth less than present money). Of course, since a chunk of that price was FB stock, it's a reasonable deal at the cash price I think.

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    32. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 2

      Ok, how about Draw Something?

      Zynga paid $180 million for Draw Something's 10 million users, tried to monetize the userbase by adding the sort of pay-to-win "features" that ruined Words With Friends, and they all left.

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    33. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's why no one buys companies to get employees; they buy companies to get the trademarks, the patent, the prestige, the customer base, etc. There are companies that actually specialize in buying products and then letting them rot away. Of course the employees jump ship, they know they will be fired very shortly if they stay.

    34. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I actually had to look up what WhatsApp did, then was still confused. Apparently it lets you send SMS texts on devices that already let you send SMS texts. Everything about it sounds like a flash in the pan, popular this year but completely forgotten about next year.

    35. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But I send maybe 1 SMS every 2 years, so that seems kind of expensive to me.

    36. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Even if it could pay for itself in 19 years, it's obvious such a service will not last that long. I'd be surprised if it survived for 2 years.

    37. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's weird because if you think about it, intact teams of highly-experienced employees are a valuable asset that can be used to produce new products. It's just another sign of how screwed up modern management is that they don't see this.

    38. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out how it isn't basically Facebook messaging. They have tried pushing that down users' throats, perhaps if they let users message each service back and forth they can slowly wean any stragglers who use only WhatsApp back onto facebook.

      But like you said... those users will likely have jumped ship anyway by the time that happens. What was that one picture site that everybody used before Instagram? Exactly.

    39. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by stanjo74 · · Score: 2

      The whole business model of WhatsApp is based on the premise to be purchased by a rich Internet/Social Media company. They already sold to Facebook. If they start another one against their parent company, who's going to buy them again? Running something like WhatsApp is not a sustainable profitable business - you need the LBO end-game.

    40. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by antdude · · Score: 1

      I still use ICQ in Pidgin, Trillian, etc. :P

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    41. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Admittedly I'm not a smartphone fan or user but I've literally never heard of them before. I have heard of Twitter, Picassa, Snapchat etc etc but never these guys. They just seem to be another me to app: everyone can give you a window where you can chat back and forth. Why chose them versus skype, google chat, etc? They need to find a way to make the people on the other end attractive women from my city that want to meet ... oh wait someone already does that too.

    42. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      They are buying the users not the protocol but yeah I don't get it either. They are having such a hard time convincing people to use something with their own brand that they need to buy one that is much less widely known?

    43. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      Same (potential) situation here : there is no IP in WhatsApp. Just an excellent execution of well-known idea.

      Not sure what you mean by that. The IP in WhatsApp is the execution of the idea...

    44. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Skype? Hah. Remember ICQ?

      Uh-oh!

    45. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      actually whatsapp had a monetization model, which is exactly why this buy is with such huge money.

      the problem is that the monetization model was only good for 450 million per year in revenues, provided the same customers stay for next year(dollar / year activation).

      but still that's a whole lot more than instagram.. but it still defies _any_ finance sensibilities to pay so much for that kind of revenues on such a volatile field.

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    46. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      While I am not a fan of WhatsApp, this is a huge understatement of the merits :

      1. Photo / audio / video sharing - lots of people prefer WhatsApp to even facebook for this. Especially for small photos that are clicked/sent/viewed on phone

      2. Their owners displayed a hate of advertisements, of analyzing user's content and even storing user's content for long. To this end they charge a dollar after a year of free usage, and, biggest achievement, many people paid. That is huge - especially for facebook which is an utter failure without peeking into user's content.

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    47. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      I actually paid the 1$/year for it, and it gave me immense pleasure doing so.
      Firstly because they've made a good product and I believe they deserve to be rewarded, and secondly (and most importantly), it makes their monetisation clear as day, so it's less likely they will turn around and sell all of my data to the highest bidder, or start doing annoying stuff like pushing ads into my device.

      That is, until they got bought by one of the worst companies in the tech world.

      If they change that, or if Facebook starts mucking with it, I'll use something else.

      The you're a lucky man. I wish I could just up and drop What's App like that, just like I wish I could do that to Facebook.
      Unfortunately, the same network effects keep me from cancelling my FB account will now do the same for my WA one.

      The problem isn't the technology. Replicating what's app is relatively simple as can be seen by the fact that Messenger apps are dime-a-dozen.
      Getting that critical mass of users is what's hard to do, and why FB paid so much.

    48. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      WhatsApp has nothing to do with SMS. SMS isn't just a general term for "text data sent by someone a phone". It's a specific protocol. WhatsApp data is sent is data over the internet.

    49. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Preferred to even Facebook? I didnt know Facebook was used for one-to-one messaging. I am so behind the times, next you'll tell me the kids aren't using compuserve anymore.

    50. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      So like email then, but less capable?

    51. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I said sharing, not one-to-one messaging.

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    52. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I guess it's not entirely dissimilar from email, outside of presentation.

    53. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they're hard to install, it's that some people are resistant to change. I agree that most people have several chat apps. I do, because some people I know like to use LINE or viber over WA. It's just that there's always seems to be that minority that will only use WA, so I don't really have a choice but to use it if I want to talk to that person

    54. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I've found the opposite. People change their instant messengers as soon as they get annoying or something better comes along. And almost everyone has more than one installed so abandoning one isn't a big deal.

      Even so, suppose Facebook did convince half a billion people to cough up a dollar a year for WhatsApp. It would take 32 years for it to pay itself back, plus maintenance and operational costs, plus inflation. I can think of a lot better investments than that. A savings account, for example. And do you seriously think we're all still going to be using it in thirty years?

      WhatsApp is probably well worth $16 million. Not $16 billion.

    55. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I don't know what they're thinking, but I can't imagine they'd spend that much without a very good reason. If they incorporate advertising, that could bring in a lot of money

  3. Sure sounds like something different by trifish · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are you sure it's really a honest acquisition and not a lame attempt to use a portion of your huge pile of money just to monopolize a market you're afraid of slowly losing?

    1. Re:Sure sounds like something different by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Judging from the summary and wikipedia article, it sounds a lot like text messaging. Not a social media facebook thing. Facebook has it's own chat, and was trying to get into SMS like functions, presumably hoping that people would leave facebook open on their phones at all time and use it for everything, but that doesn't seem to have gone anywhere.

      I think it's probably an honest attempt. I guess they might be thinking that google plus or someone else might successfully integrate text messaging and then topple them, but that sounds pretty far-fetched to me at least.

  4. (Over valued)^2 by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Bulk of that 16 billion dollars comes in the form of Facebook stock, which is already heavily overvalued. And some of the retention boni (*) are restricted stock. So over all this valuation of 16 billion is overvalued whole squared.

    (*) boni = plural of bonus

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    1. Re:(Over valued)^2 by dataspel · · Score: 1

      Good point. This company which sells nothing except advertising is spending so much to buy another company which sells nothing period === The latest tech bubble is upon us.

    2. Re:(Over valued)^2 by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      You know the old adage "Easy come, easy go". Sure it's overvalued. But the investment is smart if you put in and pull out. Don't be the sucker holding the bag.

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    3. Re:(Over valued)^2 by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      When did boni become a synonym for bonuses?

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    4. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Algae_94 · · Score: 2

      It didn't. When the GP had to put a footnote describing what the word "boni" meant, they should have rethought writing it.

    5. Re:(Over valued)^2 by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I was shooting for +1 funny, so did not rewrite it. But God being kind gave me +1 informative, and I now look silly.

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    6. Re:(Over valued)^2 by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      MySpace is back again.
      No, MySpace is not back.
      Dude, I'm telling you. It's back, okay? I got a profile on there now. The format is sick!
      I hope you're right because I'd love to bring back my "Hey, Tom, I'm not your friend," joke.

    7. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the plural of bonus is boners. Especially when that much money is involved.

    8. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Same thing probably happened with the 2d biggest tech.

    9. Re:(Over valued)^2 by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I have a boni.

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    10. Re:(Over valued)^2 by symbolset · · Score: 1

      These bubbles can be pretty cool. When they bust often times they take down good things too, which can be had for pennies on the dollar. This is why companies like Apple and Google hoard their cash.

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    11. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The problem is that in most bubbles I can remember, the things directly involved in the bubble which were brought down weren't the good things; the good things that were brought down were only peripherally related and they lost out because of an overall decline of an economy or collapse of investment.

      So it's not cool at all that some fluffy social media boondoggle, a low tech dumbed down industry, has a good chance to destroy companies that have nothing to do with that idiocy.

    12. Re:(Over valued)^2 by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Well it's not cool that Novell and Unix wound up in the hands of Attachmate, where old software goes out to pasture, but good things come of it too.

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    13. Re:(Over valued)^2 by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Hence why it is overvalued. It's a strategy to validate the stock price.

      I mean QE1/2/3, too big to fail strategies worked (e.g. pumping in cash, buying up debt)? This is no different from those strategies.

    14. Re:(Over valued)^2 by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      When did "synonym" become a synonym for [joking] "plural"?

    15. Re:(Over valued)^2 by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      Plural of bonus is bonuses. And GP suggests that boni is also a plural of bonus.

      A synonym for bonuses, according to GP, is boni. But boni is not a plural of bonuses.

      Synonym is not a synonym for plural. Synonym is not a plural of plural. Plural is not a plural of synonym.

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    16. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Alioth · · Score: 1

      You probably did the boni thing just to troll, but we speak English, not Latin. Latin is a dead language (as dead as dead can be - it killed the ancient Romans, and now it's killing me...)

      In English, it's bonuses. The plural of virus is viruses. The plural of nexus is nexuses. We don't speak Latin, plurals from a dead language aren't needed in English.

    17. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Immerman · · Score: 1

      If it's still killing people despite being dead, does that mean it's a... zombie language?

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    18. Re:(Over valued)^2 by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Show me on the graph where your knowledge of Latin touched you.

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  5. My favorite observation... by DdJ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...was when someone commented that Sun Microsystems was worth about one third of a chat service.

    1. Re:My favorite observation... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      List of things that would have been far more useful than a chat service (out of at least 6 major players, plus a whole bunch of social networks [God, how I hate that term, I feel like throwing stuff at my TV when the term comes up on the news, especially because it's inevitably stupid non-news], so it's not like they're suddenly dominating a market):

      Some 40 A380s at list prices (only chumps pay list prices for aircraft, so it'd be even more)
      Some 160 A320neo at list prices (Or 15 more if you go for A320s with current engines instead of the New Engine Option)
      Nokia's Devices and Services division, just bought by Microsoft, with enough money left to buy Sun Microsystems and still have one billion bucks left.
      More than 26.000 flagship smartphones (Take your pick)

      Any of the above would be a better investment.
      And airlines are notorious for being money sinks.

    2. Re:My favorite observation... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      social networks [God, how I hate that term]

      How about "self-maintaining CRM"?

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    3. Re:My favorite observation... by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Other than the rights to Java (which probably doesn't generate the owner any cash), I'm not sure what Sun had to offer.

    4. Re:My favorite observation... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Which typically amounts to a cross between a popularity contest, a pissing match with competitors and typical PR nonsense.

    5. Re:My favorite observation... by Zalbik · · Score: 2

      2 Nimitz-class aircraft carriers, fully loaded with 100 F/A-18's each, and money left over for pilots/crew and munitions.

    6. Re:My favorite observation... by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      List of things that would have been far more useful than a chat service[...]

      Some 40 A380s at list prices (only chumps pay list prices for aircraft, so it'd be even more) [...] More than 26.000 flagship smartphones (Take your pick)

      At over 730000 dollars per phone, those better come with a flagship attached.

    7. Re:My favorite observation... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Can you even physically park 100 Super Hornets on a Nimitz? These days they tend to carry closer to ~60 planes total if I'm not mistaken.

    8. Re:My favorite observation... by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Of course, my bad. I had been doing the previous calculations in millions of dollars and accidentally switched to thousands of dollars instead of dollars.

      Let this be a lesson for me - always sanity check your results.

    9. Re:My favorite observation... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      But of course most of this purchase was made with massively overvalued Facebook stock, not actual cash. I think "only" 4 billion or so was cash, the rest was inflated Facebook stock.

  6. Talent? by lonechicken · · Score: 2

    Not saying it was a good purchase, but it seems like a lot of these things are purchases of tech talent as well as the products and intellectual rights.

    1. Re:Talent? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What talent? You think there were geniuses there designing state of the art coding miracles, or creating novel hardware creations?

    2. Re:Talent? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      One thing for sure, they got someone who has amazing negotiation talent.

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  7. How do they not take a writedown? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    Do they really expect $20million in annual revenue from WhatsApp to grow to cover that $16billion?

    The question is, how does Facebook ever hope to recover the cost?

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    1. Re:How do they not take a writedown? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Do they really expect $20million in annual revenue from WhatsApp to grow to cover that $16billion?

      The question is, how does Facebook ever hope to recover the cost?

      Apparently the personal data of 450 million users is worth approximately $35 per user to them...are targeted ads really that lucrative?

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    2. Re:How do they not take a writedown? by data2 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that the intersection of Whatsapp users and Facebook users is likely to be large. So the number of new Facebook users may, relatively speaking, be close to zero. But this buy still makes more sense to me that the Snapchat price.

    3. Re:How do they not take a writedown? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Do they really expect $20million in annual revenue from WhatsApp to grow to cover that $16billion?

      The question is, how does Facebook ever hope to recover the cost?

      Obviously in 1000 or so years....

    4. Re:How do they not take a writedown? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Facebook bought W.A. mostly using facebook stock. They don't have to recover money, since all that 'money' is just a hypothetical number based on hugely overvalued speculation of facebook's future revenue stream.

      Facebook stock gets that valuation in the first place by being the unassailable monopoly of the western social networking world. They need to expend any amount of stock required to keep that position, otherwise that stock will be worthless when Facebook 2.0 turns them into a ghost town like facebook did to myspace.

  8. Who needs advertising when you can sell the comp.. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who needs advertising when you can sell the company for $16B? They'll just punt the founders and add in-stream/in-text ads related to the content of the text streams the user recently engaged in. Done.

  9. Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It seems obvious. WhatsApp, a product designed to kill abusive telephone policy rules (i.e. charge practically nothing per byte for internet access but a huge amount for the text messaging - when internet costs the corp money while the text messaging is free). WhatsApp is specifically anti-advertisement and Facebook is almost entirely about advertisement.

    WhatsApp was a great company and it has been bought about by an evil one that clearly intends to subvert it.

    But I can hope that the founders of WhatsApp can use Facebook's money more effectively to create a new anti-advertisement business. Hopefully their use will outway the evil that facebook is about to do to WhatsApp

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    1. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is that Whatsapp isn't even a new app, it adds no funcitonality over its competetors - the telcoms have the app (text messaging) and charge a boatload of money for it even though it costs them almost nothing to provide the service - whatsapp is just undercutting in price, the telcoms could cut their price to almost nothing esp. since they already have a revenue stream from voice and data - if the telcos did that whatsapp would be worth nothing and the telcos could try to make up the lost revenue with data plans - what am I missing? this deal seams stupid to me.

    2. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You are missing the fact that the telcos are not smart enough to make txt messaging free. They see it as a money maker, rather than a loss-leader.

      Their entire philosophy is screwed up - charging people for things that should be free (leaving a contract) and giving away stuff that should cost money (smart phones).

      They hope to confuse people and make money off of their stupidity, rather than to offer a simple, clear, fair deal and make money from intelligent choices.

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    3. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Aryden · · Score: 2

      It's about mining data from 450 million users. No one cares that it's nothing new. The customers are what Facebook is buying.

    4. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Carewolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are missing the fact that the telcos are not smart enough to make txt messaging free. They see it as a money maker, rather than a loss-leader.
      Their entire philosophy is screwed up - charging people for things that should be free (leaving a contract) and giving away stuff that should cost money (smart phones).

      Their policies DO make sense if you don't think about it.

    5. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, I work with lots of people in the "emerging markets" that WhatsApp targets. The Middle East is one...mobile coverage is pretty good there these days, but the carriers charge insane rates for everything. Like, worse than AT&T-era long distance pricing. In a market like this, where monthly SMS charges are way more than the price of "unlimited talk, text and data" plans we get in the US, WhatsApp wins just because they undercut the carriers.

    6. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Except that, in the US at least, carriers have started making text messaging "free". Not actually free, but unlimited and included in the service. They've started charging for data usage instead. As much as people will complain, it makes a lot more sense than previous pricing structures.

    7. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Also: it's a myth that text messaging is "free". Text messages use the control channel (the same channel that's used to set up/tear down calls), which has a limited amount of capacity. Flood a tower with SMS messages and you'll actually make it impossible for others to make calls at the same time.

      From a cost perspective, they "cost" more than regular data, and a phone call that encompasses the same content as a string of text messages is much more efficient than the same number of text messages.

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    8. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      So then make the text message commands or whatever they're called lower priority than the set up/tear down commands, on the tower.

      While you obviously know more than I do about how cell phones actually work, wouldn't you say that they're _essentially_ free? Since if the tower isn't being used at that moment to start/end calls, ISN'T the control channel completely empty/unused?

    9. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is that Whatsapp isn't even a new app, it adds no funcitonality over its competetors [sic]

      (I've never used WhatsApp.)

      Sounds a lot like MySpace -> FaceBook.

      Sounds a lot like "Less space than a Nomad. Lame."

    10. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True. Enough people are dumb enough to subscribe for texting. I told the phone company to disable it completely and not charge me for something I don't use. And yet those idiots still send me text messages reminding me that my bill has been paid, so apparently they don't understand what "disable" means.

      There are too few choices for AT&T: pay twenty cents per text received or sent; or pay $10/15 for 100/1000 messages; or go with a package data/text/family plan. Seriously, how ridiculously stupid is it to charge someone for receiving a text that someone else sent, even if it's spam? Did they fail to learn that charging to receive calls is what slowed down mobile phone service in the US for many years?

    11. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Only unlimited if you buy an expensive package to start with; ie, a big family plan, or an high volume or unlimited data plan, etc. If you have a dumb phone they will not give you texting for free. Maybe a few of the tinier providers occasionally have options here but then you have to put up with their limitations.

    12. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      You are missing the fact that the telcos are not smart enough to make txt messaging free. They see it as a money maker, rather than a loss-leader.
      Their entire philosophy is screwed up - charging people for things that should be free (leaving a contract) and giving away stuff that should cost money (smart phones).

      Their policies DO make sense if you don't think about it.

      Nearly all of the value in the digital world (ebooks, films, music, etc..) is created from artificial scarcity. We can argue right vs wrong (or better or worse business models), but artificially limiting text messaging makes perfect sense when you look at all other digital services and entertainment. They all do this.

    13. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well no, it's just on their normal plans. Maybe not if you have a dumb phone, but if you go to Verizon, AT&T, or T-Mobile and buy a smartphone, their default plans will include unlimited talk and text.

    14. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Geeky · · Score: 1

      But if you have a dumb phone, WhatsApp isn't an alternative anyway, so you're stuck.

      I never saw the attraction anyway. I've been using email on my phone for the same function - push email works well enough that it's more or less instant, you can attach pictures (straight from camera with most modern phones) and it's automatically archived for reference. I can't really see the point in using WhatsApp.

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    15. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My default AT&T plan did NOT have free unlimited texting for my smartphone (about a year old). Currently checking online it is still not a default either, unless you also get a high volume data plan or a family/sharing plan. If you get the cheapest/dumbest data plan then they charge you twenty cents for every spam text you receive.

    16. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're giving different plans based on location? When I look at the website and pick the link for Voice/Data plans, the first things that come up are unlimited talk/text. I didn't even see other options, though I didn't look to deeply for it.

    17. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I have a smart phone but no data plan. But it's ok, I don't see why I would want to text anyone anyway.
      Though awhile back one of the directors at work told me she had been texting me all day and why wasn't I responding, but I have texts disabled on my phone so they just vanished. (besides it's my personal phone, if I'm supposed to use it for work then work should compensate some of that expense)

    18. Re:Facebook bought WhatsApp to kill it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Logging into my account, I see that I can add "messaging unlimited" for $20. On the list for adding/changing services, none of the LTE plans offer any texting. If you get one of the promoted plans which are advertised up front which is really a bundle of services then you get the texting, but you'd also pay more than I do. The list of ala-carte services is difficult to discover if you don't have an account.

  10. Buying users and eyeballs by mveloso · · Score: 2

    Facebook is buying users, just like people bought eyeballs back in the day. When you push advertising, you need an audience - and if you can't grow it organically, you buy it.

    1. Re:Buying users and eyeballs by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Except those users aren't paying anything and have no incentive to stay. There is nothing keeping them from fleeing to another service. At least when Google acquired Doubleclick, the business had existing paying customers included in part of the deal.

    2. Re:Buying users and eyeballs by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Highly doubtful. Even Suckerburg isn't stupid enough to spend that kind of money on users he already has. TFA even states that it is an attempt to recoup the users FB has been losing in certain countries where WhatsApp is dominating.

    3. Re:Buying users and eyeballs by khr · · Score: 1

      Any one know the overlap in numbers of FB and WhatsApp users? My guess it's nearly 100%, I don't know for sure.

      The vast majority of WhatsApp users I know (granted, it's a small enough sample to count on one hand) don't have Facebook accounts. Of course, the total number of people "purchased" increases because I don't use WhatsApp, but I'm in all of their phones' address books, so I'm as good as being in WhatsApp...

  11. AOL/TW doesn't count? by sirwired · · Score: 3, Insightful

    AOL/TW was, by far, much larger than HP/CPQ.

    1. Re:AOL/TW doesn't count? by Ihunda · · Score: 1

      ^agreed, which one is a tech company?

    2. Re:AOL/TW doesn't count? by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Huh? I thought we were talking about tech companies. Which of those would that be?

    3. Re:AOL/TW doesn't count? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Before anything else, what we've got to determine is which one is a tech company.

  12. May be related by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WhatsApp issues DMCA takedown notices against alternative clients shortly before the acquisition.

    1. Re:May be related by Aryden · · Score: 1

      So they create an API then demand that no one uses it?

    2. Re:May be related by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The takedown notice is itself unsound. WhatsApp is descriptive of their service, and they're claiming--among other things--that the use of APIs is a copyright violation (established Microsoft v. IBM not) and that mentioning WhatsApp is a trademark violation (Trademark means that you cannot use it as an endorsement or to label an unaffiliated product; mentioning that Product X is Product X is exactly what Trademark is for).

  13. Re:Who needs advertising when you can sell the com by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

    Who needs advertising when you can sell the company for $16B? They'll just punt the founders and add in-stream/in-text ads related to the content of the text streams the user recently engaged in. Done.

    The service apparently costs $1 per year with a free one-year trial. Assuming they can get those 450 million (and counting) to go through the trouble of entering a payment method they're going to be making hundreds of millions of dollars without having to hire lots of people to device clever snooping and ad-targeting schemes. Sounds like a surprisingly sound business to me, if they can get the enter payment method flow to work smoothly.

  14. Sometimes I just can't think of a subject by sootman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At the other end of the spectrum, the biggest bargain ever was NeXT acquiring Apple for negative $429 million.

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    1. Re:Sometimes I just can't think of a subject by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Very well played, sir.

    2. Re:Sometimes I just can't think of a subject by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      At the other end of the spectrum, the biggest bargain ever was NeXT acquiring Apple for negative $429 million.

      lol best sentence of the week.

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  15. Buying users and eyeballs by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Any one know the overlap in numbers of FB and WhatsApp users? My guess it's nearly 100%, I don't know for sure.

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  16. What FB fails to see... by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    Is that the whole reason a service like this exists, when essentially all those users already have FB accounts, is because it *ISN'T LIKE* Facebook. It's uncluttered, and straightforward. It's the un-facebook. And they'll just break it by trying to monetize it.

    1. Re:What FB fails to see... by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      Err. without advertisement.

    2. Re:What FB fails to see... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Im not quite sure, but I'll assume you're not trolling...

      What's unmonetizable? They sell subscriptions at a buck a year. so they get 200-400+ million people paying a buck a year, and they need to pay 40 or so employees out of that. They don't store messages, so their server costs don't include storage. These messages by and large are small, how many are just "k", so bandwidth costs aren't huge. Line made money by selling stickers and themes, so there's that.

  17. Whatsapp actually isn't lame but still by Ihunda · · Score: 1

    I thought whatsapp was lame until I installed and was able to chat and share photos with friends in a few seconds... But still some Erlang code over XMPP isn't worth 16 billions to somebody who already has the user base and developer talent to do the same thing overnight...

  18. Re:Who needs advertising when you can sell the com by Fwipp · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but even at $500million a year, that's still 32 years till break-even.

    I don't really think WhatsApp is going to last 32 years.

  19. Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it's time to call the near top of the social media bubble. Maybe this one will be called the Web 2.0 Bubble.

    It's funny, because I remember the last tech bubble in the 90s ending a few months after similar insane acquisitions. Remember when AOL was bought by Time Warner because they were panicked that they would be left behind in the Web 1.0 future? How about all the IPOs of completely unprofitable companies based only on the fact that they sold stuff online or were funded by advertising?

    I think whether this turns out to be a bubble or the "new normal" depends on how well these social media companies and device manufacturers can present themselves to the average joe as "the internet." Remember that AOL used to be "the internet" for anyone non-technical. People keep predicting the death of PCs simply because anyone under 25 uses tablets and phones as their primary computers, considers email old fashioned, and lives on Facebook. The question is whether this is universally true or just some hipster marketing buzz. I know people who live on Facebook, people like me who use it to post family pictures, and people who actively hate it. I think it could go either way, but the market for this stuff is way too frothy now. Even my boring corner of IT is being bombarded by cloud this and cloud that, and it's touted as the solution for everything.

    The strange thing is this -- during the 90s, I was a new grad riding out the dotcom boom in one of those "boring" corners of traditional IT (sysadmin for an insurance company). This time around, I'm in a different "boring" corner of IT (systems architect in air transport). The plus side of this is that I never got laid off during the bust cycle. Marketing flash may sell IPOs, but people who actually know their stuff get to keep working when most of the fluff gets thrown out. Oh well... At least the 90s tech boom sparked a huge Internet build-out, oh, and left a lot of Aeron chairs on eBay. :-)

    1. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Remember when AOL was bought by Time Warner because they were panicked that they would be left behind in the Web 1.0 future?

      Erh, seemingly you don't. It was AOL who bought Time Warner, not the other way around:

      In 2000, AOL purchased Time Warner for US$164 billion.[49] The deal, announced on January 10, 2000[50] and officially filed on February 11, 2000 [wikipedia]

    2. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "I think it's time to call the near top of the social media bubble. Maybe this one will be called the Web 2.0 Bubble... How about all the IPOs of completely unprofitable companies based only on the fact that they sold stuff online or were funded by advertising?"

      Absolutely. Remember Pets.com, I think the poster child for dumbest dot-com bubble company? Well just last weekend in NYC I started seeing ads for Wag.com which is the EXACT. SAME. THING.

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    3. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Remember when AOL was bought by Time Warner because they were panicked...

      It was AOL that bought TW because they were flush with .com bubble cash and wanted to become a media giant. The old guard TW execs filtered back to the top because nobody from AOL knew how to run the show but it was still AOL who did the acquisition.

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    4. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by AlexSasha · · Score: 1

      Wag.com is owned by Amazon, so it is not exactly the same.

    5. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      It''s not just facebook: There's plenty of large companies out there flush with cash that are not investing the money on their own base operation, but buying other people's.

      It always seemed silly to me, given how bad a track record there is on acquisitions. More often than not, it's not just that the merger produces no value through synergy, but value is actually destroyed, as the bought company quickly loss independence, then talent. All you get is a brand.

      In the only places where I've seen good successes is when purchasing very small organizations, where all you are really doing is paying a few people very large amounts of money to come work for you, instead of being independent. But then, why not just bite the bullet and do whatever it takes to make the right kind of candidate to come work for you?

    6. Re:Yay Social Media Advertising Bubble!! by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      I'm all for taking the piss out of excessively overvalued social media companies and general internet frenzy over stupid shit but WhatsApp (which I don't even use) is far more than just a social media tool - it's an SMS / phone / chat replacement. SMS is far far bigger than something which can be classed as part of a social media bubble.

  20. Doesn't matter - What's App is another channel by mveloso · · Score: 1

    User overlap probably doesn't matter as much as we think, because WA is a totally different channel than, say, Facebook. You have a TV and a computer, so why does Facebook want you on your phone? Because FB wants to be everywhere you - and your friends - are.

    Even if WhatsApp never sells ads, it'll allow Facebook to target their ads better. WA knows where you are, when, and where you go, or it can. That can be used for lots of things.

    The only better source of data on where mobile phones are and when would be phone company records, which apparently only the NSA can get.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter - What's App is another channel by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      The replies to my post are very insightful. Google and Amazon also have access to all or at least some of this kind of information - Google for the same reason as FB and Amazon to figure out what I want to buy next and already have it on a UPS truck. I (a Prime member) get email from Amazon noting what I recently purchased and what I probably need because of what I bought. I'm convinced the only way to regain my privacy is to cancel my ISP subscription which isn't likely to happen.

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  21. Why Whats App was/is big in Asia/India by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is what my Indian cousins tell me. India has huge number of plain dumb cell phone users. It also has a decent chunk of smartphone users. Whats App bridges the gap. It allows dumb phones and smart phones to interoperate. It allows sending SMS from smart phones/internet to dumb phones. In India and most Asian countries all incoming calls/texts are free. So a smart phone user can mix dumb phone numbers and smart phone numbers in the broadcast list and send out messages. Dumb phones have varying degrees of multimedia support and they get to see as much as their phones would support. It allows users to send out one text message to Whats App portal and it relays the messages to all other recipients. Thus you pay for one out going text but manage to send it to multiple people. Most importantly it allows text messages to travel across the internet to multiple countries helping you avoid international texting charges.

    When my cousin visiting USA texted to his brother in Singapore, the Singapore brother was like, "what? you got money growing in trees? Why send regular text when you have Whats App?"

    But dumb phones market share is shrinking, Smart phones don't ever pay for international texting rates, they have more options... So I don't see Whats App growing any bigger than what it is. I am not sure people would be willing to pay more than a dollar or two per year for Whats App in smart phones. But I could be, and frequently have been, wrong.

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  22. I hope the payment was cash and not stock by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't expect that $16.5B worth of facebook stock will be worth much in another couple years.

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    1. Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      You have more faith in FB stock than I do. I think it will be back down below 40 by the end of the year.

    2. Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Apparently it was $4B in cash, $12B in stock, and $3B in vested stock.

      Even if the stock tanks, I'd be happy with the $4B cash.

    3. Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      You have more faith in FB stock than I do. I think it will be back down below 40 by the end of the year.

      You may actually be over estimating my faith in facebook. I anticipate eventually that stock will be worth as much as stock in Pets.com. I just don't know if it will be in 2014, 2015, or 2016.

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    4. Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      I don't expect that $16.5B worth of facebook stock will be worth much in another couple years.

      Quick glance I thing 3 Billion in stock, and if the merger fails 1 Billion in Facebook Class A common stock
      http://www.forbes.com/sites/br...

      I hope Facebook fails as well, I don't wish to be forced into a facebook account to to complete another company's (Samsung) setup.
      SamSung says it's much easier to use a HDTV if you have a Facebook account - this is a HDTV that monitors your every move (channel wise),
      it also has the ability for a web cam for gestures, Their ToS and PrivacyPolicy reads like a Mark Zuckerberg wet dream.
      http://www.samsung.com/us/comm...

    5. Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "I anticipate eventually that stock will be worth as much as stock in Pets.com..."

      You know, I was just saying that as much as Pets.com is the poster child for dumbest dot-com-bubble company ever -- last weekend in NYC I started seeing ads for Wag.com which is the EXACT. SAME. THING.

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  23. Social Media bubble... by Aphrika · · Score: 1

    We've had the dot.com bubble. It's only a matter of time until the social media bubble bursts. Currently this seems to be defined as "we'll value your company on how many people use it" or "we're buying your user base", not tangible assets and value... crazy.

  24. Privacy? Is your activity a property right? by mveloso · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is privacy these days? The USPS tracks every letter, or at least takes a picture of it (who knows what they do with that). The phone company always knew who you called, but they didn't care. Your mailman sort of knows what mail you got. Your friends, etc know what you like.

    The question isn't about privacy, because that was always an illusion. The question is who do you want to know what?

    Do I want google, and by extension advertisers (or entities in the advertising programs), to know anything about me? Amazon? Apple? My phone company? The government?

    At least in the US, everyone sort of has an advertising profile. Who gets access to it and why? You have no real control over that.

    Sometimes, advertising can be convenient. When you're looking for a car, it'd be nice to get a whole bunch of, say, test drive for dollars coupons.

    Sometimes, it can be bad - like when you get medical condition related ads at home when you didn't want anyone else to know.

    At some point the public needs to have the ability to take control of this information somehow. It's unclear how that's going to happen. Are online footprints considered property rights?

    1. Re:Privacy? Is your activity a property right? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      What is privacy these days? The USPS tracks every letter, or at least takes a picture of it (who knows what they do with that).

      I looked into that very issue. Turns out, it's actually not as nefarious is you might think at first. When you give a letter or parcel to them, they read the address on it and then they go and deliver it to that address. Blew me away.

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  25. Old Fashion Question by msmonroe · · Score: 1

    How does WhatsApp make money? I am not seeing that anywhere? How does this add value to FB? I guess the VC's will at least get their money back out that they invested. That's good, right?

    Dear Mark Zuckerberg
    Why spend 19 billion on a company that is unlikely to add value to FB and what's more the users are unlikely to want to pay money to use the service?

    1. Re:Old Fashion Question by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      Apparently, they start charging $0.99 a year after a one year trial period. I've been using it for over a year and haven't gotten any notifications about buying a subscription though. They also got an $8 million investment from Sequoia Capital. They don't advertise (word of mouth only), they have less than 100 employees, and spend very little on their website.

    2. Re:Old Fashion Question by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      Thanks!!
      Aw the dots connect now. I think Sequoia has investment in FB. It's like a money laundering scheme, I can get my investment out of FB by investing and buying another company. Sweet deal!

    3. Re:Old Fashion Question by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      Interesting! I just searched for their relationship with facebook and found this - In WhatsApp Deal, Sequoia Capital May Make 50 Times Its Money
      That article says $8 mil was their initial investment, but has invested $60 mil in total!

  26. They bought them BECAUSE of that stance by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Facebook itself earns money from ads because that's the only way it can work.

    Whats App Makes money the "real" way, by totally abandoning ads.

    But in the middle is the network of connections between people. Facebook is much better off begin able to acquire this network information from both people who don't care about ads and those that do.

    Even if all the information did was improve ads served to the people that didn't care about them, it would probably be worthwhile.

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  27. Re:AOL Time Warner doesn't count? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    I would put AOL Time Warner as the biggest tech industry acquisition...

    Yeah. $160 Billion. In 2000 dollars.

    "Of all time" seems to mean "that we can think of off the top of our heads," because there are quite a tech few mergers in the list bigger than $16 Billion.

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  28. Competition? by sqorbit · · Score: 1

    The only reason I can think that they would value it that high would be the value + eliminating competition. Could it be that Facebook is just hoping that it gains something along with losing a competitor and in theory increasing its own revenue? I can't believe that is a solid business plan.

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  29. The real reason this happened... by erp_consultant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From what I understand WhatsApp requires you to use a real phone number (your cellphone number in fact) in order to receive text messages via your data plan rather than the SMS plans that cost extra with many carriers.

    Sure, Facebook has a messaging app but they don't have your phone number. You can give it to them but I suspect that most people either leave it blank or put in a fake number. I suspect that a large part of this deal is getting a hold of that huge phone book that WhatsApp has now. Once FB has your cellphone number they can serve up ads to you via text messages even if you are not logged on to FB. Or maybe they will just sell your number to someone else.

    Just watch - they will bury this 10 layers deep in the service agreement where nobody reads it. Next thing you know you'll be bombarded with junk...all in exchange for "free" text messaging. It's one more reason not to trust Zuck and company.

    I'm not a WhatsApp user but if I were I'd be closing my account and looking for an alternative - pronto.

  30. Re:Who needs advertising when you can sell the com by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

    Clearly you don't think like facebook exces. You just charge $32. Tada, 1 year break even.

  31. Can someone explain? by nine-times · · Score: 1

    Can anyone explain why this acquisition is a good idea, and why WhatsApp is worth $16bn? I feel like I must be missing something. My impression of WhatsApp is that the technology behind it would be fairly trivial to recreate. I understand they have a large user base, though I'm not sure why, and I'm unsure how and why Facebook would expect to take on that userbase.

    Is there a good hidden reason, or is it just another one of those moments when a tech company doesn't know how to grow beyond their one profitable product, so they just go around buying companies without a real plan?

  32. Great by easyTree · · Score: 1


    for (var i = 0; i < 450000000; i++) {
      whatsApp.Post ("Time to find another app.");
    }

  33. Oh dear how sad by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    the way the WhatsApp founders think about advertising. Hint: they hate it.

    Do they indeed? How absolutely fascinating.

    Now I can't say I'm keen on slashdot beta, but if someone lobbed an obscene amount of money in my general direction I might be able to overcome my objections.

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  34. Where the contract was signed is of interest by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Jan Koum picked a meaningful spot to sign the $19 billion deal to sell his company WhatsApp to Facebook earlier today. Koum, cofounder Brian Acton and venture capitalist Jim Goetz of Sequoia drove a few blocks from WhatsApp’s discreet headquarters in Mountain View to a disused white building across the railroad tracks, the former North County Social Services office where Koum, 37, once stood in line to collect food stamps.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/pa...

  35. They want to scan the data. Duh. by thedarb · · Score: 2

    I think it's obvious. They want the app so they can scan all of the messages to use to feed facebook's knowledge base about you / it's users. Like Google uses your gmail's, FB will use this to further monetize you as a product.

    It doesn't need ads. They want the juicy data. Who you talk to, what do you talk about. Then they can use that data to make money.

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  36. Valuation not based on Human "Resources" by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    So, Compaq had buildings, computers in warehouses, parts all over the world, and contracts for future purchases. And people, they had a lot of workers. We used to say how big a company was based on how many employees it had.

    WhatsApp has a huge list of users and maybe 30-60 people (I've heard number of engineers, not number of employees). For some reason what's been stuck in my head with the acquisitions and attempots (Snapchat) is that now employees seem to be liability not an asset. Fewer people to fire, fewer separation letters, fewer stockholders. Before we had terms like Human Resources. Now we don't even pretend that employees are an asset.

    I'm not communist/socialist/back_in_my_day_get_off_my_lawn guy. I'm a systems guy. Like supercapitalist Henry Ford, I think the economy does best when people get paid and they can they then have money to buy things. I think a lot of people have lost the connection between Consumer Purchasing power and paying people a wage.

  37. Price Value by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Just because they "paid" more doesn't make it "worth" more.

    Geekwire has an article about how nobody other than marketroids cares about this supposed "groundbreaking" app that "young people use" - or at least in nearby high schools, colleges, and universities.

    Sometimes you have to realize you're being hyped by marketroids and pound the research pavement yourself.

    Verify.

    then trust.

    (ducks as paid flacks say mean things about me personally since I'm right)

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  38. You mean they are not stupid enough. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    You are missing the fact that the telcos are not smart enough to make txt messaging free. They see it as a money maker, rather than a loss-leader.

    You mean they are not stupid enough.

    Given that the global SMS market in 2010 earned telephone companies US$114.6B, they'd have to be really stupid to give up that revenue by making texting free.

    WhatsApp is an incredibly disruptive thing, since those 450M users they have, ~10% of cell phone subscribers, mostly outside the U.S., are going to be costing telephone carriers 10% or more of their SMS revenue. Even if it's not capable of being monetized directly, you're talking $20B the phone companies *won't* be getting in the next two years, which more than makes it worth the price.

    The question you should be asking is why disrupting the phone companies business models is worth Facebook paying for that disruption on a dollar-per-dollar basis, for a 2 year amortization, or a 10 cents on the dollar basis for a 20 year amortization, assuming they get 0 more WhatsApp users (unlikely).

  39. $80 per active user? by aberglas · · Score: 1

    I just do not get this at all. 200 million users for $16 billion is $80 per user. For much less than that you could offer all sorts of free things and sign up users. It is also surprising that after all this time messaging is still totally proprietary, and nobody cares. I suppose that it is a historical accident that a *nux box can send an email to an Outlook, GMail and even Apple account. Maybe that will soon change.

  40. Userbase schmuserbase. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Someone above said it works out to $42 per user. The question is this: can they generate Y amount of revenue per user, where Y is more than you'd get by sticking that $42 in T-bills or whatever.

    Maybe they're going to make it up in volume, or something like that.

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  41. Major companies worth less by Bueller_007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To give you an idea of how ridiculously overpriced WhatsApp is (and Facebook as well), here's a selection of major American companies with a market cap less than what Facebook paid for WhatsApp.

    Retail:
    Macy’s
    Gap
    Bed Bath & Beyond
    Tiffany & Co.
    Ralph Lauren
    Staples
    Avon

    Tech:
    LinkedIn
    Netflix
    Xerox
    Nvidia

    Travel:
    Marriott International
    MGM Resorts
    Hertz
    Delta Air Lines
    United Airlines
    American Airlines
    Southwest Airlines

    Food:
    Chipotle
    Hershey’s
    J. M. Smucker
    Campbell Soup
    Tyson Foods
    Dr Pepper Snapple Group
    Monster Beverage
    Molson Coors Brewing

    Other:
    Harley-Davidson
    Mattel
    Whirlpool
    Western Union
    H&R Block
    McGraw-Hill
    News Corp
    The Carlyle Group

    1. Re:Major companies worth less by Alioth · · Score: 1

      You have to reduce what Facebook paid a bit, in reality. Most of what they paid for Whatsapp was paid not in money, but in hugely overinflated Facebook stock. They "only" paid $4bn in cash.

  42. Re:Who needs advertising when you can sell the com by Alioth · · Score: 1

    You don't need to be so pessimistic. Facebook "only" paid $4bn in cash, the rest of the price was paid in hyperinflated Facebook stock.

  43. $19b or $16b by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

    They already bought whatsapp for $19 Billion

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