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Embarrassing Stories Shed Light On US Officials' Technological Ignorance

colinneagle writes "Speaking at the SXSW Conference recently, Dr. Peter W. Singer, director of the Center for 21st Century Security and Intelligence, recalled one U.S. official who was 'about to negotiate cybersecurity with China' asking him to explain what the term 'ISP' (Internet Service Provider) means. This wasn't the only example of this lack of awareness. 'That's like going to negotiate with the Soviets and not knowing what "ICBM" means,' Dr. Singer said. 'And I've had similar experiences with officials from the UK, China and Abu Dhabi.' Similarly, Dr. Singer recalled one account in which Janet Napolitano, the Secretary of the U.S. Homeland Security Department from 2009 to 2013, admitted that she didn't use email 'because she just didn't think it was useful.' 'A Supreme Court justice also told me "I haven't got round to email yet" — and this is someone who will get to vote on everything from net neutrality to the NSA negotiations,' Dr. Singer said."

299 comments

  1. supreme court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been doing it this way for centuries, why change now? besides, they have an army of clerks that know how to use email.

    1. Re:supreme court by plover · · Score: 1

      The Courts are supposed to weigh cases based on the facts and arguments presented, and not so much on their own personal experiences. As a matter of fact if a member of the court is too closely involved in a case, they're supposed to recuse themselves. Therefore one does not need to use email to listen to arguments involving email.

      At least that's the theory. Of course personal experiences and biases do enter into their decision making, but the rulings are to be made on the case before the court.

      Of course the function of the courts are completely distinct from the function of a trade negotiator. A negotiator who does not fully understand their topic needs to be surrounded by people who do, and they need to get well versed in it prior to negotiations. That could be what's happening here: I don't know anyone who could recite every TLA in use by every technology out there, so an unfamiliar acronym might need a bit of context.

      Regardless, it sounds like the "U.S. Official" is a bit of a dolt.

      --
      John
    2. Re:supreme court by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Courts are supposed to weigh cases based on the facts and arguments presented, and not so much on their own personal experiences.

      Conextual knowledge is usually required to make good decisions. Without that context, decisions are likely to be random. Yes, the lawyers should present information to develop context, but where to start? Do they have to start with 1 + 1 = 2 ? Obviously not. So what assumptions should they make about the knowledge of a judge? Probably they start with what a ordinary person would know; but if a judge knows less than an ordinary person?

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    3. Re:supreme court by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Ignorance sometimes is bliss.

      In a way, I sort of enjoy the idea of a man who knows everything about constitutional law and nothing about email making decisions based on two people (and a number of lower court decisions) arguing about email. It's like asking someone who never saw Star Wars to review TPM - at least he doesn't have a bias.

    4. Re:supreme court by Nephandus · · Score: 1

      They lie about constitutional law as their primary job. They even want carte blanche to "reinterpret" it as if it were written in relation to contemporary law elsewhere, so they can rewrite it with current newspeak. That's either blatantly expanding their options for deceit or outright psychosis.

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      "A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."
    5. Re:supreme court by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      There are judges who want to reinterpret and those who do not.

    6. Re:supreme court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they feel something is less than perfectly clear, judges can continue to ask for clarification until they're satisfied that everyone understands. Additionally, if the situation demands it, they can call a recess so they can research whatever they think would be of material importance. For instance, Judge William Alsup learned Java so he could better understand the issues at hand in Oracle v. Google.

    7. Re:supreme court by umghhh · · Score: 1

      The army of clerks is a good point. Not having to use something does not mean that a person knows nothing about it. This and the fact that for a judge of a supreme court there is an advantage of not leaving trail of mails proving or not what he thinks of things. In this day of massive and all encompassing NSA surveillance this can be and in case of persons of such power actually is an advantage if one uses certain services in a restrictive way.

    8. Re:supreme court by jythie · · Score: 2

      And they are generally the same judges. When a context changes, reinterpretation and upholding are in the eye of the beholder.

  2. I've heard that government moves slowly... by techprophet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've heard that government moves slowly, but having high-power officials 20 years behind the times seems a bit outrageous.

    1. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Old97 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the government. These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

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      Very often, people confuse simple with simplistic. The nuance is lost on most. - Clement Mok
    2. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not just being behind the times, some of these guys have failed at everything except politics

    3. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by drainbramage · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps what they've learned is that digital footprints are easier to track.
      Not that they are hiding anything...

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      No brain, no pain.
    4. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once attended a seminar by one of the heads of emergency response from the city that's often portrayed as the world's biggest terrorism target. He was going on about communications equipment that is stored away for use after a low-yield nuke detonation. I asked the speaker whether the equipment and storage facilities are shielded against EMP. He asked me what "EMP" is.

      I walked out.

    5. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      These people also do not know how much a gallon of gas costs, the price of a loaf of bread or a half gallon of milk. They live in a different world.

      A.C.

    6. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      ...the city that's often portrayed as the world's biggest terrorism target.

      Bagdad or Jerusalem?

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      How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when clearly it is Ocean.
    7. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by ynp7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the ugliest building in Seattle. Next question!

    8. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by naasking · · Score: 1

      I've heard that government moves slowly, but having high-power officials 20 years behind the times seems a bit outrageous.

      The first SMTP RFC was published in 1982. The first electronic mail RFCs were published in the 70s. They're way more than 20 years behind the times.

    9. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by seyfarth · · Score: 1

      I watched the video. It was rich when the admiral took it in stride and answered without laughing. He's well trained. I think I would be capable of laughing at a congressman.

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    10. Re: I've heard that government moves slowly... by techprophet · · Score: 1

      20 years is about how long email has been in the public consciousness.

    11. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps what they've learned is that digital footprints are easier to track.
      Not that they are hiding anything...

      There is truth in that: I have some co-workers that would rather leave you a long voicemail than type an email, or wait tell you something in person rather than leave a written note, and they get rather pissy when you insist on them writing things down. I've noticed that they tend to also be the types who are the last to take responsibility when a screw-up occurs down the line due to some bad info that they provided because "oh I never said that." It's their way of trying to dodge being part of the paper trail.

    12. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Frobnicator · · Score: 5, Interesting

      These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

      Actually the SCOTUS has shown they are more than willing to learn about something required for them to do their jobs.

      Go back a few years when they had a specific case about video games and free speech in 2011. They set up a lab and played the ultra-violent games for a few days, both online and off, to help make a decision. (All of them agreed with the free speech, two dissented saying it was not regulating speech, but was regulating the sale of products.)

      Historically the judges have been willing to get their hands dirty and view the gritty details when they are called to review them for a case. They have traveled to remote locations, dug through physical evidence, and gotten their hands dirty. They may not be hardcore gamers or telecom experts, but when it comes to ruling on the law they are making determinations based on the exact wording on the law. Such a decision can be made based on reviewing the facts, reviewing details provided by experts, and looking at the specific items enough to satisfy their opinions.

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    13. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jakarta.

    14. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      low altitude nuclear blasts do not result in any EMPs.

      CAPTCHA: humbling

    15. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by mythosaz · · Score: 0

      +1 interesting and informative, thanks.

    16. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by gman003 · · Score: 2

      Nope. Even Trinity had a damaging EMP, and it was not an unforeseen effect (they shielded against it, but not sufficiently to prevent all damage). It's just that high-altitude detonations yield more of their total energy as an EMP and less as a fireball and shockwave, and that at high altitude they are able to cause EMP damage over a much wider area. With a modern warhead, even at low altitude you would have an appreciable EMP.

    17. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The EMP is the same no matter what the altitude is.

      The difference is that high altitude release doesn't have as much ground shielding - which can absorb up to about 40% of the EMP.

      Like any radio transmission - higher altitudes provide a larger effective transmission range..

    18. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      But it's *not* critical to the performance of the job they're *actually* trying to.

      Think about it: can they still hobnob, cut backroom deals, wield enormous power, and keep that power? Yep, they're doing that just fine. Tech ignorance isn't holding them back from that at all!

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    19. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by PJ6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

      Actually the SCOTUS has shown they are more than willing to learn about something required for them to do their jobs.

      Go back a few years when they had a specific case about video games and free speech in 2011. They set up a lab and played the ultra-violent games for a few days, both online and off, to help make a decision. (All of them agreed with the free speech, two dissented saying it was not regulating speech, but was regulating the sale of products.)

      Historically the judges have been willing to get their hands dirty and view the gritty details when they are called to review them for a case. They have traveled to remote locations, dug through physical evidence, and gotten their hands dirty. They may not be hardcore gamers or telecom experts, but when it comes to ruling on the law they are making determinations based on the exact wording on the law. Such a decision can be made based on reviewing the facts, reviewing details provided by experts, and looking at the specific items enough to satisfy their opinions.

      ... which makes the shocking naïveté they've shown in certain opinions pertaining to campaign finance even more unsettling.

    20. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      However remember that many officials basically get all their sources handed to them by aides. They don't need email per se if there's a stack of papers and summaries waiting for them in the morning, and half the day is spend sorting through those papers and the other half is spent watching the news or meeting with people. The secretaries and assistants of course have to know about email though.

      So it's reasonable that a supreme court justice never actually uses email as part of the job. Similarly, remember how Obama had to fight to keep his Blackberry because it wasn't a typical part of presidential office equipment.

    21. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      There are a fair share of high-level executives in business, law, government, and IT who do not know buzz words that often appear on Slashdot. My suggestion to fellow colleague - give them a break.

    22. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what's shocking is the naÃveté of people who want to give the government the power to prohibit corporations from spending money on politics. They never seem to notice such a power is the power to prohibit the New York Times Company from spending any money to print Paul Krugman's column.

      Well, no, actually, not particular shocking given that "money is the root of all evil" is so common and thinking through the consequences is so uncommon. The real shocking naÃveté is the inability of the New York Times or Paul Krugman to notice this.

      Unless, of course, one assumes that they see the risk â" but expect their friends will be in charge of enforcement. In which case, they're not naÃve, but corrupt, and the Supreme Court sees right through them.

    23. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fascinating; I hadn't heard of this. Your source, please?

    24. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Old97 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm happy to give them a break until they assume the authority to make decisions that depend on understanding technology. Once they do that they have the duty to be knowledgeable and competent. Anyone aspiring to such authority should be preparing and educating themselves.

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      Very often, people confuse simple with simplistic. The nuance is lost on most. - Clement Mok
    25. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what's shocking is the naÃveté of people who want to give the government the power to prohibit corporations from spending money on politics.

      What's really shocking is the naïveté of people who think Slashdot will ever support Unicode. :)

    26. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Old97 · · Score: 1

      There is what they are trying to do and then there is what we are paying them to do, isn't there?

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      Very often, people confuse simple with simplistic. The nuance is lost on most. - Clement Mok
    27. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Go back a few years when they had a specific case about video games and free speech in 2011. They set up a lab and played the ultra-violent games for a few days, both online and off, to help make a decision.

      That's actually kind of impressive.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    28. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Nyder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not the government. These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

      Maybe it's time to have education requirements for senators, congresspeeps, Ambassadors and anyone who has to deal with laws or other countries. They would be required to keep up with what is going on in the world, tech, social and whatever. Anything less is just hurting us in this day & age, seeing as the world (tech wise, and whatever) moves faster then it did back when.

      Oh ya, drug test those peeps also so they can see what it's like for us.

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    29. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      Do you believe Congress must understand all the details of how cellular networks or Internet service providers work in order to legislate concerning these topics? This is exactly why they have hired staff to do research for them and to inform them of the issues.

    30. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Do you believe Congress must understand all the details of how cellular networks or Internet service providers work in order to legislate concerning these topics?

      It might not hurt if they own a cell phone.

      That's my issue with the average congressman, or CEO for that matter. They're just out of touch. It isn't that they don't know how texting works. They don't think of it as something an ordinary person would do.

      I heard a story from a previous boss about the president of the R&D division blowing up because his printer was out of paper (and not realizing that was why it wasn't printing). This was in the late 90s, the company was one most people would consider a "technology" company though it was not IT, and the person in question held a Ph.D.

      Surround somebody with an army of assistants for a decade and it seems like they forget how to put on their clothes in the morning.

    31. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's time to have education requirements for senators, congresspeeps, Ambassadors and anyone who has to deal with laws or other countries. They would be required to keep up with what is going on in the world, tech, social and whatever. Anything less is just hurting us in this day & age, seeing as the world (tech wise, and whatever) moves faster then it did back when.
      Oh ya, drug test those peeps also so they can see what it's like for us.

      Wait a minute...it sounds like you're advocating job training, continuing education, and drug-free workplace rules for our noble leaders. There are many problems with that. First, it suggests they didn't spring from the womb imbued with all knowledge and wisdom necessary for success. Second, it grossly undervalues their time: it is much more cost-effective to hire a secretary to write their emails, than for them to spend the hours required to learn every passing technological fad. Third, it suggests that they are susceptible to human flaws, such as substance abuse, nepotism, and greed.

      I could go on, but hopefully you can see that such insulting allegations directed at our elected and appointed officials are unacceptable. Bordering on blasphemous. Please return to your cubicle and be happy I can't be bothered to look up your real name at the moment.

    32. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was supposed to be L for Greg Lake.

    33. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... you know voice mails can be saved, right? Kinda hard to 'dodge' responsibility when there's a recording of you saying what you said.

    34. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that wasn't naïveté. It was bribery pure and simple.

    35. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's like the time a "friend" invited me to an informational seminar. I asked if it was Amway. His response was "What is Amway?'

      So I went.

      It was Amway.
      I walked out too

    36. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The true measure of job performance of political appointees of course being
      (a) The ability to take credit for all your underlings efforts.
      (b) The ability to shift blame for all mistakes to underlings.
      (c) The ability to unashamedly lie in public.
      (d) Never miss an opportunity to make your party look good and the opposition look bad.
      (e) Routinely fuck everything up as proof private industry can do better, not necessarily proving they actually would do any better.

      Basically behave in the exact same manner as corporate executives, with minor substitutions ie corporate clique for party and of course contracting out as substitute for private industry (pyramid contracting). They are not in those position because they are good at the job, they are in those positions because they are good at manipulating their way into those positions.

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    37. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

      Actually the SCOTUS has shown they are more than willing to learn about something required for them to do their jobs.

      Go back a few years when they had a specific case about video games and free speech in 2011. They set up a lab and played the ultra-violent games for a few days, both online and off, to help make a decision. (All of them agreed with the free speech, two dissented saying it was not regulating speech, but was regulating the sale of products.)

      Historically the judges have been willing to get their hands dirty and view the gritty details when they are called to review them for a case. They have traveled to remote locations, dug through physical evidence, and gotten their hands dirty. They may not be hardcore gamers or telecom experts, but when it comes to ruling on the law they are making determinations based on the exact wording on the law. Such a decision can be made based on reviewing the facts, reviewing details provided by experts, and looking at the specific items enough to satisfy their opinions.

      ... which makes the shocking naïveté they've shown in certain opinions pertaining to campaign finance even more unsettling.

      I don't think they've ever displayed anything remotely resembling naivete. They just don't feel that there is any Constitutional basis to restrict it. That's the difference between "I don't see any problem with X" and "X may be bad, but you can't do it."

    38. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      They may not be hardcore gamers or telecom experts, but when it comes to ruling on the law they are making determinations based on the exact wording on the law.

      If only they would treat the Bill of Rights similarly!

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    39. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by schlachter · · Score: 1

      They should be required to read slashdot!! Ok, not TFA, but at definitely the summary and comments. Seriously though, that would go a long way.

      Like ur use of the world "congresspeeps"

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    40. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He might be talking about the screw-up happening because the person provided bad info in a hallway conversation. The people who like to leave long voicemails also like to talk a lot in the hallways rather than send emails.

      Also, his company's voicemail system might automatically delete them after a certain (short) amount of time. If the person tells him something wrong and the SHTF two months later, the voicemail's probably already gone.

    41. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by schlachter · · Score: 1

      World's biggest terrorism targets are probably Kabul and Bagdad. Don't think Jerusalem holds a candle to these places. And NYC and DC don't hold a candle to Jerusalem.

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    42. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Oh ya, drug test those peeps also so they can see what it's like for us.

      Wouldn't that be great. "Pee in this cup, Senator. Yes, I have to watch you do it. Can't have you voting while you're high on smack."

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    43. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      That is, just, just glorious.

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    44. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Do you believe Congress must understand all the details of how cellular networks or Internet service providers work in order to legislate concerning these topics? This is exactly why they have hired staff to do research for them and to inform them of the issues.

      I would hope they learn as much as they can about someting before they try to regualte it. Creating rules for things you don't understand and have no ability to comprehend while simultaneously being bribed I mean lobbied by special interest groups, Is begging for disaster. Oh look we are in the middle of one. Because of that.
      They don't understand the internet or computersand look at the results.

      Net-Neutrality battles, SOAPA, ACTA, DMCA, NSA Spying wire tapping software/infrastructure sabotage, "Illegal" numbers, Internet kill switch, Software Patents, and more.

      None of these would be the issue if these people would bother to learn about what they were making rules about. At the very least they could read the wikipedia entry about the tech they make rules for.

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    45. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      ... Surround somebody with an army of assistants for a decade and it seems like they forget how to put on their clothes in the morning.

      If they have had a staff to do things like dress them in the morning, for the last ten years, that is plenty long enough to forget how!

      Seriously, that's where the word "valet" comes from.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V...

    46. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... which makes the shocking naïveté they've shown in certain opinions pertaining to campaign finance even more unsettling.

      Of course most of the the comments on /. concerning campaign finance reform are only made by folks that have gotten their hands dirty and viewed the gritty details inside the real-life political donation scene before coming to their opinions... Maybe?

      Perhaps perhaps SCOTUS should be showing us the way...

    47. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They could have been kept in a Faraday cage. They could have been valve sets. They could have been semaphore flags or fucking pigeons. In any case one of his minions, who does know what it means, could have told him they'd be OK, without going into details. When you're the head of something that's precisely what you have minions for.

      I guess in your rush to look superior none of that occurred to you, though.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    48. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Why? We get constantly shit on for the slightest supposed error.
      Screw them. If they're wrong and unskilled, they deserve even MORE to have it highlighted.

    49. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      Very good points.

    50. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where we used to live, there was a rash of break-ins. One of our neighbors was the de facto organizer, and had contacted the police department to arrange a seminar on neighborhood safety, something they'll do for free. So the expert from the PD talked about various ways to mitigate property crime and burglary, then there was a Q&A. I asked if there were any plans to implement a reverse 911 system. He was the police expert, the one who runs the PD's entire neighborhood safety public awareness campaign.

      I didn't walk out, but I was sorely disappointed.

      - T

    51. Re:I've heard that government moves slowly... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      These people have access to all the modern conveniences via their jobs. They have chosen not to learn anything about them which would be O.K. if it wasn't critical to their job performance.

      Actually the SCOTUS has shown they are more than willing to learn about something required for them to do their jobs.

      Go back a few years when they had a specific case about video games and free speech in 2011. They set up a lab and played the ultra-violent games for a few days, both online and off, to help make a decision. (All of them agreed with the free speech, two dissented saying it was not regulating speech, but was regulating the sale of products.)

      Historically the judges have been willing to get their hands dirty and view the gritty details when they are called to review them for a case. They have traveled to remote locations, dug through physical evidence, and gotten their hands dirty. They may not be hardcore gamers or telecom experts, but when it comes to ruling on the law they are making determinations based on the exact wording on the law. Such a decision can be made based on reviewing the facts, reviewing details provided by experts, and looking at the specific items enough to satisfy their opinions.

      ... which makes the shocking naïveté they've shown in certain opinions pertaining to campaign finance even more unsettling.

      I'd be willing to wager that they knew exactly what they were doing.

  3. to this day... by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Informative

    The monitor *IS* The computer as far as my parents are concerned

    AOL *IS* the internet... and email....

    The hard drive *IS* known as gigabytes

    Im sure others have similar stories

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    1. Re:to this day... by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      and your parents are lightyears ahead of this fossils who have never used a PC

    2. Re:to this day... by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

      Im sure others have similar stories

      I know they do.

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    3. Re:to this day... by dysmal · · Score: 1

      According to my coworkers, the monitor is the CPU.

    4. Re:to this day... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      The hard drive *IS* known as gigabytes

      For my dad, the hard drive is "memory". It bugs me when I hear that, but I'm not going to be pedantic and try to correct him either. I figure he's doing pretty good with computers for a 75 year old, and I can interpret what he means.

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    5. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a recent conversation I had with an older friend that bought a new tablet:

      Him: "So it has 64 gigabytes of memory?"
      Me: "No, it has 64 gigabytes of storage."
      Him: "What's that used for?"
      Me: "It's used to store files."
      Him: "I thought memory did that."
      Me: "No, memory is for whatever you see on the screen right now. Storage is for things you put away but want to keep for later."
      Him: "So memory doesn't remember things?"
      Me: "In a computer, 'memory' is short-term memory. Long-term memory is called 'storage' or 'hard drive' or anything with the word 'disk' in it. They're two different parts of the machine. You need them both, but you need more 'storage' than 'memory'."
      Him: "Oh. OK. I guess that makes sense."

      I've had this conversation many, many times. It's always with someone born before 1965, but I'm sure that age range will change. Inattention and disinterest don't have an explicit age range. These are people that don't know because they haven't needed to know. The problem comes when their lack of knowledge is used against them by salespeople and marketers, which is why it's in their best interest to educate them regardless of their level of interest. And if they refuse to learn, then those in the know should refuse to support their devices. As long as it's someone else's problem, they won't willingly learn how to deal with this on their own. If that means that it's more worthwhile for them to forego the use of a smartphone or tablet than to learn to use it properly, then so be it. That's their decision to make. (Note: In the workplace, turnabout is fair play. It's up to you to decide if you're willing to forego your paycheck for refusing to do your job, including supporting the clueless CxO's iPad.)

    6. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the tower is the "modem." Anyone in the business long enough has heard these stories and yet we still shake our heads when we expect people from our generation or older to know the lingo. Sure, if their job depended on it... or the clown who hired/elected them...

    7. Re:to this day... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The hard drive *is* memory. It's non-volatile memory (as opposed to volatile memory, like RAM). It's also a hard disk (as opposed to floppy disks). It's also magnetic storage (as opposed to optical, etc). It's also electro-mechanical storage (as opposed to solid-state).

      It actually bugs me more that RAM is referred to as "memory" which is and should be a very generic term.

      If anything the harddisk is probably a better candidate for the term "memory" than RAM is. A harddisk is what ultimately must store the data permanently and recall it. RAM exists to make certain frequently used data quicker to access, and it "forgets" when the computer is powered off. Granted this is basically equivalent to short-term memory, but I think long-term memory is more what people think of when they think of the generic term "memory".

    8. Re:to this day... by ynp7 · · Score: 1

      I have this conversation fairly regularly with people born after 1990. Like those born before 1965, kids these days don't need to know anything about computers so they don't. The main difference is that the old timers at least have the excuse of not using a computer of some sort for nearly every waking hour of their lives.

    9. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Note: In the workplace, turnabout is fair play. It's up to you to decide if you're willing to forego your paycheck for refusing to do your job, including supporting the clueless CxO's iPad.)

      Yes, that's completely up to me. I'm sure my family will understand that, when we are evicted from our home and eat ketchup soup for dinner. Yessiree, no coercion there whatsoever. This is definitely a real decision, complete with options. C'mon.

      Besides if that was my job that I signed up for then I would accept responsibility for my decision. Boss-to-underling is not the only scenario during which an asshat who is too lazy (or self-centered to have curiosity) refuses to learn a few basic things and tries to shift their own burden to someone else. In every other scenario they're selfish assholes who want to reap the benefits while their problems are solved by someone else who invests the time and effort without compensation.

      This behavior does not deserve to be coddled, tolerated, or legitimized. No adult person should act like this in any field, computing is not special in that way.

    10. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually bugs me more that RAM is referred to as "memory" which is and should be a very generic term.

      I've thought for a long time that this situation came about because of the early microcomputers that introduced computers to laymen.
      Your TI-99/4A or Commodore VIC-20 didn't have disc drives; only a fraction of owners could afford them.
      The only place to store data was in RAM--or on a cassette, but that took too long.

    11. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've thought about those terms both far too little and far too much.

    12. Re:to this day... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      The hard drive *is* memory. It's non-volatile memory (as opposed to volatile memory, like RAM). It's also a hard disk (as opposed to floppy disks). It's also magnetic storage (as opposed to optical, etc). It's also electro-mechanical storage (as opposed to solid-state).

      It actually bugs me more that RAM is referred to as "memory" which is and should be a very generic term.

      If anything the harddisk is probably a better candidate for the term "memory" than RAM is. A harddisk is what ultimately must store the data permanently and recall it. RAM exists to make certain frequently used data quicker to access, and it "forgets" when the computer is powered off. Granted this is basically equivalent to short-term memory, but I think long-term memory is more what people think of when they think of the generic term "memory".

      Thank you for demonstrating exactly why I choose not be pedantic and correct him. It would get me nowhere, and simply annoy my dad. ;-)

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    13. Re:to this day... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      The whole point of my post was that your dad did was not actually incorrect to call a hard drive memory.

    14. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RAM does stand for random access memory. But yeah, whose idea was to name short-term, temporary storage as memory?

    15. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The monitor *IS* The computer as far as my parents are concerned

      When I was a student in college, I was sysadmin of the image processing lab. One day, several distinguished professors stopped in with photographers for a photo shoot to be in IEEE. Something about their latest grant or paper or whatnot. I watched in amusement as they all lined up in front of the Liebert air conditioner blower, posing proudly in front of the "computer". http://www.computer-room-design.com/images/Liebert-DS-Upflow.jpg

      to be fair, I guess it is the biggest thing in the room and it's pretty loud.

    16. Re:to this day... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      The whole point of my post was that your dad did was not actually incorrect to call a hard drive memory.

      I got your point just fine. While hard drive space IS technically long term memory of course, when most people hear "I just upgraded my computer memory", they assume you're talking about RAM, not a bigger hard drive. My Dad is not computer literate enough to understand that there's a difference between the two, and so uses them interchangeably.

      Arguing against common colloquial usage of common terms is a fruitless exercise. It's sort of like insisting that only white or grey hats deserve the moniker "hackers", and everyone else is supposed to be called "crackers", or other such nonsense. It's just not gonna happen, and refusing to concede against the tide of common language usage seems a bit pointless to me.

      Feel free to disagree, but we'll just have to agree to disagree beyond this point.

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    17. Re:to this day... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      when most people hear "I just upgraded my computer memory", they assume you're talking about RAM

      I probably would have agreed with you a few years ago.

      I am starting to change my mind on this. With the increasing prevalence of flash memory and SSDs serving as non-volatile storage for smart phones, cameras, tablets, notebooks and desktops, I think the term memory is starting to no longer imply "RAM", even in common colloquial usage.

      When we only had hard disk drives or optical disk drives for non-volatile storage, the word memory was not literally part of these terms, in the way that the M in RAM stood for memory. Now we have flash memory, and the question of "how much memory does your tablet have?" is now more ambiguous, especially if it is one that is assumed not to have a magnetic disk drive. Many small devices including some notebooks no longer even provide you with a way to upgrade/change RAM.

    18. Re:to this day... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      For phones and tablets, since the device's RAM is fixed and "disc space" doesn't make much sense, the generic term "memory" for long term storage is often applied and definitely makes sense. I'd still say that the term "memory" is fairly synonymous with RAM on PCs at the moment, but with smart devices on the rise and the inevitable decline of PC use among the general populace, it's probably trending in the direction you've indicated, and I'll have to concede your point that my dad is now correct in his choice of terms. :-)

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    19. Re:to this day... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I used to explain computers in terms of an office workspace. Your desktop (memory) is the display of what you are currently working on, if you want to write a letter, you get your typewriter (application) out of your drawer (storage). Your desktop can only hold so many things at one time, so sometimes you need to put something away before you can access then next thing. Some application need more room than others - say a drawing application might need more space. At the end of the day when you switch off the computer, the desktop is wiped clear, but what ever is in your drawer is available to be used again. If you want to be able to use something again you need to make sure you save a copy to the drawer.

      I've yet to find someone who can't be made to understand basic principles on how a computer operates conceptually by that metaphor.

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    20. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      memory is something that is actively being used by programs and or firmware and the cpu.

      storage is where you put things that are not actively being used. The closest storage comes to being memory is when it is used for swap (or virtual memory).

      So no, disks aren't memory, ever.

      RAM / ROM are memory types.

      Storage is Storage - be it hard drives, tape drives, paper tape or cards, hell, even the rosetta stone is a form of storage, but it's not memory.

    21. Re:to this day... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      According to my coworkers, the monitor is the CPU.

      See, that is why my company is doing so much better - we hire much more tech-savvy employees. They know that the CPU is the box that sits underneath the monitor.

    22. Re:to this day... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      It actually bugs me more that RAM is referred to as "memory" which is and should be a very generic term.

      If anything the harddisk is probably a better candidate for the term "memory" than RAM is. A harddisk is what ultimately must store the data permanently and recall it.

      You make some really good points. But, interestingly, I think this is becoming less relevant today, where computers are left on for months at a time, and perhaps put into a low-powered "sleep" mode which preserves RAM contents.

      For me, RAM now is more like human memory, in the sense of "what did you eat for breakfast yesterday" or "what projects were you working on last week"? It's the stuff that can be relatively actively recalled, because it's a current project or task. It's more than "short-term" memory, too. Hard drives are more like filing cabinets or photo albums or diaries -- a place I go to look up something I can't actually remember. RAM size is also large enough now that most common applications may almost have a continuous presence in RAM too... so it has really become a kind of repository like a "working brain."

    23. Re:to this day... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It actually bugs me more that RAM is referred to as "memory" which is and should be a very generic term. If anything the harddisk is probably a better candidate for the term "memory" than RAM is.

      For ages nerds have been calling nonvolatlile nearline storage "storage" and random-access memory "memory". This is in fact more logical than what you suggest. If they turn you off and switch you on again, you might lose contents as well.

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    24. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A harddisk is what ultimately must store the data permanently and recall it"
       
      Which is why this type of memory is called 'storage'.

    25. Re:to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refering to RAM as memory has been a convention in the tech world for longer than you have, and if you want to get stuff fixed, upgraded, purchased, done, or otherwise handled you need to be both specific and accurate. For non-techs, you're right that it's arbitrary and they don't have a reason to care, but you are no more going to convince us to throw out a convention that helps us make our living than you are going to convince a finance person to mean something very specific when they say "investment" or a doctor to verify your meaning when you say you hurt your "spine."

    26. Re:to this day... by schlachter · · Score: 1

      AOL = Internet is the hardest one. Want to hit my head against the wall when my mom says she has to go to AOL.com to get online.

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    27. Re:to this day... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      For ages nerds have been calling nonvolatlile nearline storage "storage" and random-access memory "memory".

      I call RAM "memory" too. That doesn't make it incorrect to call a hard drive memory.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_memory

      This is in fact more logical than what you suggest. If they turn you off and switch you on again, you might lose contents as well.

      I don't know what turning a person on and off would entail, but people don't lose their memory in the same way that RAM does. Maybe that's because people don't ever turn off and on again, but if that is the case then there is no distinction between volatile and non-volatile memory.

    28. Re:to this day... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      You make some really good points. But, interestingly, I think this is becoming less relevant today, where computers are left on for months at a time, and perhaps put into a low-powered "sleep" mode which preserves RAM contents.

      I leave my computer on for months at a time. But unless a computer can be guaranteed not to lose power for it's entire lifetime, the distinction between volatile and non-volatile memory will still be important. Even if all your important information is stored in the cloud, the distinction between volatile and nonvolatile is important for the cloud server your data resides on.

      For me, RAM now is more like human memory

      Humans have long term memory too (e.g. what street did I live on 50 years ago?). Maybe it isn't very reliable, but that's beside the point. Filing cabinets are certainly a way that humans augment their own memory, but I don;t think they necessarily thought of it this way. When computers were first created, people immediately realized the analogy between human memory and data storage. Sometimes people prefer to use the "storage" metaphor, and sometimes they prefer to use the "memory" metaphor, but it's all basically the same thing. It is incidental that we happen to have media with different advantages. If anyone ever invented some kind of flash memory that was faster than RAM and cheaper per megabyte than hard drives, computers would only have this kind of flash ram to do both he job of hard drives and RAM.

  4. An advantage by Etherwalk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is in some ways an advantage--SCOTUS is supposed to change slowly. But it also results in crazy rulings at times, like the idea that you have no reasonable expectation of privacy in who you call. The judges who made that decision a few decades ago grew up when there were still *shared phone lines* between neighboring houses.

    1. Re:An advantage by rk · · Score: 1

      Ah, the party line. I had almost forgotten about them.

    2. Re:An advantage by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      Ah, the party line. I had almost forgotten about them.

      Yes. I thought about calling it a party line, but I thought most people on slashdot wouldn't know what they were--we had the last one in a particular rural community nearly thirty years ago.

    3. Re:An advantage by es330td · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but I thought most people on slashdot wouldn't know what they were

      /. is a place wherein denizens brag about using their acoustic couplers, or bbs'ing at 300 baud or computing in the snow, uphill both ways while editing inodes by hand with a magnet. You take a pretty big leap when you guess that "most" people don't know about an outdated technology.

    4. Re:An advantage by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are STILL party lines. I work for a phone company, they are fairly common on farms. (Think of the elderly parents still living in the farmhouse and the kids living in a new house on the same lot, running the farm and taking car of their parents.

    5. Re:An advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's very hard to recognize just how different life was for old people.
      For instance: I know about crank phones, but when I saw one in the house of my grandmothers brother it took me a while to realize what it was.
      In daily life you just kind of assume that people live in more or less a similar world as you do, or at least know about the world you live in.
      But this isn't necessarily the case at all.
      Also I realize that in the past people traveled for weeks by boat, but during daily life I don't realize that that's how my father traveled when he was young.

    6. Re:An advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the party line. I had almost forgotten about them.

      Yes. I thought about calling it a party line, but I thought most people on slashdot wouldn't know what they were--we had the last one in a particular rural community nearly thirty years ago.

      Of course we know what a party line is! We toe it all the time.

    7. Re:An advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most people like that have long since left for places where they are communities, not audiences.

    8. Re:An advantage by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 0

      There's also still two cans and a string. Doesn't make it a valid means of communication for normal people.

    9. Re:An advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. is a place wherein denizens brag about using their acoustic couplers, or bbs'ing at 300 baud or computing in the snow,

      Not any more.

      If you check Slashdot's current demographic, the majority of people here work in call centers in Mumbai, Bangalore or Pune, and have more experience supporting current Microsoft, Adobe and Oracle products than they do using dialup modems or hacking Linux.

    10. Re:An advantage by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      I think you're conflating normal people and pompous dipshits.

    11. Re:An advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second one was upset because of not having been asked to an important meeting. What they were all in desperate need was saving face. If I'm right, this is deemed to be the pre-requisite of success. Read the whitepaper buried somewhere over at npr.org

    12. Re:An advantage by danlip · · Score: 1

      My grandparents were pretty upset when they could no longer get the party line discount because party lines didn't exist anymore.

    13. Re:An advantage by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      /. is a place wherein denizens brag about using their acoustic couplers, or bbs'ing at 300 baud

      300 bauds? Pffffft !

      My first modem was the Bell 101. Try guessing how fast it can go ?

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    14. Re:An advantage by jythie · · Score: 1

      In general people have a difficult time picturing life different from the one they live. Look at all the arguments over requiring a picture ID for voting, people could not picture how one could live without ID, pointing out all the "things everyone has/done" that require one, yet in some states as much as 10% of the population does not have one.

    15. Re:An advantage by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

      but I thought most people on slashdot wouldn't know what they were

      /. is a place wherein denizens brag about using their acoustic couplers, or bbs'ing at 300 baud or computing in the snow, uphill both ways while editing inodes by hand with a magnet. You take a pretty big leap when you guess that "most" people don't know about an outdated technology.

      Not really, at least not for a *particular* *very* outdated technology--there was likely to be a sizable minority who would know and inform the rest, which is what happened. But why would I deliberately make a point in a way which was less clear to everyone else?

    16. Re:An advantage by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      There's also still two cans and a string. Doesn't make it a valid means of communication for normal people.

      It's perfectly valid--it works. Because it covers multiple houses, it does not conform to American standards of personal privacy, at all, which is why SCOTUS should revisit the phone privacy question.

  5. Who's worse? by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The guy who had to learn what an ISP was, or the guy who didn't know and didn't ask and made government policy on it anyway?

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    1. Re:Who's worse? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      The guy who had to learn what an ISP was, or the guy who didn't know and didn't ask and made government policy on it anyway?

      But if you came from the distant future, like Mr Scott, you might be utterly baffled by what cantankerous garbage we have to put up with, despite our smug feeling our $800 smart phone is the latest and greatest - looks like a glorified paperweight to them.

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    2. Re:Who's worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is right... plus, depending on the context, it may not be clear what a given acronym is. Combine this with instances of the same TLA meaning different things and I would be much happier that a government official asks to clarify meaning rather than just forging ahead on a possibly incorrect assumption.

    3. Re:Who's worse? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It should be fully expected, since after all, this is a Government where you have to pass a bill to find out what's in it.

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  6. LINK TO THE ARTICLE, NOT BLOG SPAM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article is basically a summary of a quote made in another article. Then the summary posted here is a summary of that summary.

  7. In Charge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't appear to need to be too smart to be in charge, just too old.

  8. Old Man Yells At Cloud by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

    As of 2008, John McCain did not use a computer at all. I doubt he's learned since.

    1. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not surprising. In about 15 years we went from pretty much a small select group of people having an email address to pretty much everyone having 2-3 of them. To get ahead in politics takes years. To get to the senator level you probably have already put in a good 20 years telling everyone yes with no idea what you are saying yes to. Just a 3 term senator would span the entire internet time frame of the 'public' getting to use it. There are *many* of those. I remember the cries of the elite when the unwashed masses of AOL users hit usenet.

      It will be 20-30 years before our political apparatus 'gets' the internet. Some of them do get it, right now. But the positions of power are not filled by those people. They are filled by people who have made it a job to 'represent' you. It shows at election time and they still use phone polls. They are too busy going to 5000 a plate galas to worry about how to run their email. They hire an intern for that.

      It will be a slow bumpy ride, as designed, our gov moves slow. When it moves fast we end up with garbage legislation written by lobbyist groups.

    2. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      What's the point? He'll be dead soon. I certainly wouldn't want to spend the last 2 years of my life learning some technology that I will never get to use.

    4. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since when do you have to raise your arms above your chest to use a computer?

    6. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by operagost · · Score: 1

      'cuz he's a MAVERICK!

      We didn't realize the pundits really meant he would fit in best as a 19th century poker player.

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    7. Re: Old Man Yells At Cloud by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      15 years? I've had the same email address since 1992, 22 years

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    8. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Cool, you like your keyboard in your lap?

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    9. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate Blackberries so much?

    10. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      All four OSHA approved computer postures have your hands at waist level. None of them involve a keyboard in your lap.

      http://office-ergo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/OSHA-Ref-Postures-200H.jpg

    11. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You mean SUGGESTED postures - not approved. I wonder how many desks you've seen than fit that role? And I wonder why you singled out John McCain?

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    12. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      You mean SUGGESTED postures - not approved. I wonder how many desks you've seen than fit that role?

      (looks down)

      At least one.

      And I wonder why you singled out John McCain?

      Because he's one of the most powerful people in the United States, he has a significant hand in legislation affecting the future of the internet, sits on the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs....and HE'S NEVER USED A COMPUTER.

    13. Re: Old Man Yells At Cloud by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Now you just made me feel old as I realized I got my first e-mail address 21 years ago.

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    14. Re: Old Man Yells At Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too have an email from 1992. However, I am not blind and can see most people do not think of the internet like the 'old guard' elite do. We still see it as this wonderful communication medium to share everything. The newer generations see it as a way to consume and send funny cat pictures to each other and call Republicans and Christians stupid. I do not begrudge them as I too enjoy a funny cat picture once and awhile.

      Also ever notice how you can perfectly proofread something after you hit submit. (15 years I am a dolt...).

      My point was which you glossed over being a nit picker is we are still living with the guys who decided to fund the first kernels of the internet. They have no idea what they did. Nor do they really care. They just saw it as a way to 'fund scientific research' and have a nice talking point to talk about when picking up 5k a plate at their campaign dinner. Many of these guys hang onto their jobs until they are in their 60-70s (I would too if I could make 250k a year, plus retirement at the same rate, basically work 150 days, with full med and dental, insider trading that would make the SEC squee, and someone else to pick up the tab for me running for the office). We will get a 'new wave' of dumbasses soon enough. You will start seeing legislation like 'protecting the internet for our childrens interests'.

      Also on this site we are 'into' computers. Most people I know even those who have been immersed in it their whole lives dont care how it works, just that it does. So yeah we can sit there and make fun of those who dont know (but probably should). However, it does not matter to them. They have different priorities in life than we do.

    15. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, you like your keyboard in your lap?

      Are you saying there is no level between your lap and chest that a keyboard could be positioned at while working at a computer. Must suck not to have a stomach, ribs or entire abdominal region.

    16. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      You will once Windows starts enforcing a touchscreen interface.

    17. Re:Old Man Yells At Cloud by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      'cuz he's a MAVERICK!

      He's too busy to learn to computer because he's busy playing with the boys?

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  9. What's so complicated? by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its just a bunch of tubes.

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    1. Re:What's so complicated? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      At lest that's the best analogy any of our heroes in office can come up with; let alone understand what the Internet actually is. Well, except for maybe Al Gore.

      We are so screwed.

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    2. Re:What's so complicated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and a pile of Dice Holdings Slashdot-BETA shite.

    3. Re:What's so complicated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a series of tubes.

  10. Government Intelligence by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    One of the first Oxymorons I'd ever heard mention of.

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  11. This is why I'm not that concerned about the NSA by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    Their ability to scoop up such a trove of data on our use of the Internet seems really fearsome, but what is their actual ability to make use of the data? They could use their tools plus the US global enforcement powers to nail Internet frauds like the Cryptolocker ransomware, thereby redeeming the bad press they been getting since Snowdon. That they are not doing so tells me that they probably cannot do so.

  12. Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by pla · · Score: 1

    What, no one? Oh, right, sorry...

    EVERYONE SURPRISED, RAISE YOUR HAND

    Ahhhh, I see now... Hey, look over there, an early-morning all you can eat buffet restaurant!

    Ahem. That taken care of, I move we lower the age of candidacy for all public offices to 18. Do I hear a second?

    1. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      What, no one? Oh, right, sorry...

      EVERYONE SURPRISED, RAISE YOUR HAND

      Ahhhh, I see now... Hey, look over there, an early-morning all you can eat buffet restaurant!

      Ahem. That taken care of, I move we lower the age of candidacy for all public offices to 18. Do I hear a second?

      Just keep in mind these departments and heads are generally chock full of people who do know their arse from a hole in the ground and they generally are the ones who actually meet with as-aware counter parts for the actual details. Mucky-mucks just zero in on the microphone, for a speech or two and then the bar for after the worker bees have been lined up to get the fiddly bits all right.

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    2. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Except the ones who DON'T know their assess from a hole in the ground actually vote on these things.

      All those other people just get coffee for them.

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    3. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      What, no one? Oh, right, sorry...

      EVERYONE SURPRISED, RAISE YOUR HAND

      Ahhhh, I see now... Hey, look over there, an early-morning all you can eat buffet restaurant!

      Ahem. That taken care of, I move we lower the age of candidacy for all public offices to 18. Do I hear a second?

      I'll give you your second if you add in language to put in an upper limit of 60 years old and attach a rider declaring BMO from Adventure Time is awesome.

    4. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by pla · · Score: 1

      I'll give you your second if you add in language to put in an upper limit of 60 years old and attach a rider declaring BMO from Adventure Time is awesome.

      So amended.

    5. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Ahem. That taken care of, I move we lower the age of candidacy for all public offices to 18. Do I hear a second?

      Speaker: now the member for X-Box Live wishes to table a motion, the floor recognises HaloGod96.
      Member: I would like to rename the current education budget to the Suck a Giant Donkey's Dick plan, all those opposed r ghey.

      I cant see what could possibly go wrong

      BTW: I'm from a country with the Westminster parliament system if the above sounds a bit strange to you and you can stand for office at 18 because you're a full adult (you can also buy a beer). Amazingly most parliamentarians are 30+ but they do start working in political offices from 18.

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    6. Re:Everyone surprised, raise your hand. by raymorris · · Score: 1

      I'll give you your second if you add in language to put in an upper limit of 60 years old and attach a rider declaring BMO from Adventure Time is awesome.

      If you add a limit on BHO you've got my vote.

  13. Can we afford technically incompetent politicians? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm looking at you, Kathleen Sebelius. The healthcare.gov fiasco is just one obvious symptom. The world depends utterly on science and technology, but is being guided by people who I will describe politely as "technically challenged."

    We've seen the results recently, and they're not pretty. I think our democracy itself is going to have to go through a thorough upgrade to remain viable. IQ tests for politicians? No, it's not egalitarian. It's not the American way. It may, however, allow the country to survive in something like its present form over the next century.

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  14. Perhaps a judge does not need e-mail by MXB2001 · · Score: 0

    But if he's to make a judgement on the topic surely he must either learn about the subject first or recuse himself.

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    1. Re:Perhaps a judge does not need e-mail by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Should a judge learn to fly a passenger jet if there is a pilot on trial for negligence? - Think about it, judges are there to listen to testimony and make decisions based on the facts presented to them, they are essentially laymen in everything but the law. So they don't use email, they probably also don't use slashdot, twitter, facebook, youtube, need I list them all? - Should the judge use all of them before he makes a decision on a case that involves a computer?

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    2. Re:Perhaps a judge does not need e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The judge in Oracle v. Google learned to code. Not well enough to push out a FOSS project or pass a coding interview, but well enough to figure out which legal team was wrong on key issues.

      In your example, the judge shouldn't learn to fly a passenger jet...the regulations alone make that infeasible. But if the case is involved enough, the judge should learn how passenger jets are flown from someone who has flown them before making important decisions in the case.

  15. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by pla · · Score: 2

    That they are not doing so tells me that they probably cannot do so.

    An intelligence agency doesn't (necessarily) do policework. They may (or may not!) drop a tip to the FBI when they come across something big, but for the most part the NSA doesn't care in the least about "minor" crimes like ransomware or carding or murder. Until something reaches the level of impacting actual national security, the NSA merely observes.

    Also, don't mistake the useless fucks in Washington for the geniuses (not used sarcastically) that get invited to apply to the NSA - The former may effectively cripple the latter in practical matters, but the latter by no means count as technologically illiterate.

  16. SCOTUS by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0, Troll

    That acronym annoys me to no end. Are we in the days of Western Union telegraphs that charge per letter? Would it kill you to type out the Supreme Court?

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    1. Re:SCOTUS by danlip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are state Supreme Courts, and other countries have them too, so unless you are going to type out the entire thing, SCOTUS is more specific. Are you opposed to all acronyms, or just this one for some reason?

    2. Re:SCOTUS by ewibble · · Score: 1

      In general I am, they are far to often used to make people feel, superior, just like other jargon. Just because you don't know what ISP means doesn't mean you don't know what an Internet Service Provider is, or does. The purpose of language, for me at least is to communicate, acronyms in general only make it harder.

      You could say the US supreme court. It is simple, and clearer to larger set of people.

    3. Re:SCOTUS by kaehler · · Score: 0

      Why cannot one use "SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the US)" then use SCOTUS all you want after that. To many acronyms are being thrown out.

    4. Re:SCOTUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... any acronym that partially resembles the word Scrotum is a win in my book!

    5. Re:SCOTUS by peragrin · · Score: 2

      Which supreme court?
      New York City Supreme Court,
      New York State Supreme Court,

      and that is just one city and one state. we have 50 more states and a lot of cities duplicating names.

      My personal favorite. is 3 local towns 3 zip codes . Each town has a Winter Street. All three Winter Streets are within 5 miles of each other and don't even come close to touching in any way shape or form.

      Talk about annoying.

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    6. Re:SCOTUS by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 0, Troll

      Crawl back under your turd mush.

      I have never understood why people would create an account, then post this sort of shite anonymously. Seriously why?

      Brain dead I suppose.

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    7. Re:SCOTUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To make people feel superior? You're projecting the insecurity you feel when people who know what they're talking about talk in front of you about things you don't know enough to talk about. Acronyms are used by people with knowledge of a subject to more quickly communicate information about that subject to someone else who is also familiar. If you're reading this site, you can use a search engine to find your acronyms. I bet you threw away every book you ever read when you came to a word you didn't recognize.

      Here's a hint for you: if you don't know the meaning of an acronym, and you can't be bothered to find out, move on to the next article! This story is not for you! If you find this happening a lot, it could be you don't have a sufficient vocabulary for participation in this forum. Don't feel bad, it just means you're average!

      Here's another hint: acronyms are far more often constructed for the sake of having a clever acronym than ever for the purpose of making an idiot feel like an idiot. Seriously, when it comes to acronyms making one feel inferior, only the guilty are taking offense.

    8. Re:SCOTUS by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      I always involuntarily read "SCROTUM", which... when you consider some of the decisions they make, kinda works.

    9. Re:SCOTUS by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      i.e. SCROTUS

    10. Re:SCOTUS by VikingNation · · Score: 2

      I totally agree with your post. Most likely the government official in the negotiations has a background in law and or policy and not information technology. Take an average Slashdot tech head and throw him into a court of law or political fish tank. You would get a fair share of snickers from the policy wonks as he/she would get lost in their daily language.

    11. Re:SCOTUS by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Of which country? There are quite a few Supreme Courts. The "Supreme Cort of The United States of America" takes quite a bit longer to type.

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    12. Re:SCOTUS by Calydor · · Score: 2

      Why do we care about the Supreme Court of the Useless Soviets?

      If you're gonna type out an acronym, type out ALL of it.

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    13. Re:SCOTUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude...you need to follow the thread. GP was talking about using "Supreme Court" instead of SCOTUS. Parent was mentioning that there are many "Supreme Courts" that can be found in the nation, but only one that can be Identified as SCOTUS. The Supreme Court of the United States.

    14. Re:SCOTUS by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

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    15. Re:SCOTUS by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court almost always means the United States Supreme Court. You could just as easily say the California Supreme Court or Ohio Supreme Court. See isn't that easy and way more clear?

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  17. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Their ability to scoop up such a trove of data on our use of the Internet seems really fearsome, but what is their actual ability to make use of the data? They could use their tools plus the US global enforcement powers to nail Internet frauds like the Cryptolocker ransomware, thereby redeeming the bad press they been getting since Snowdon. That they are not doing so tells me that they probably cannot do so.

    Publicly they come across as all inept and easily baffled by the vast volumes of data they have. That's the cover I'd assume if I wanted to convince you not to be too worried.

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  18. We have met the enemy, and it is time-to-market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking from professional experience, the biggest obstacle to following industry best practices is unrealistic time-to-market demands imposed by people with MBAs. The tech people know they're creating boondoggles; they just don't have a choice.

    1. Re:We have met the enemy, and it is time-to-market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But if we don't productivize our application with a million business logic rules within the next two weeks we'll desynergize our first mover advantage and the market paradigm will shift away from us!

  19. I work for a Tech company and same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here at Dell there's so many people who don't have a clue. I know there is technical people in this city, but Dell is too stupid to hire them and a lot of the good ones left with the VSP.

  20. Email isn't necessarily useful to everyone. by hey! · · Score: 2

    It's not that it can't do useful things for everyone; it's that you have to balance that against things like time wasted. For the head of a major agency with private secretaries and aids at her call, checking and sending emails might not be the best use of her time.

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    1. Re:Email isn't necessarily useful to everyone. by Poohsticks · · Score: 1

      BULLSHIT!!! Email is still the primary communication/documentary system at every major company and government bureau. It has thoroughly replaced the paper memo system that was its predecessor. If you cannot or do not read/write/manage your email messages/accounts - then you are functionally illiterate in today's terms. Yes - I am an email administrator.

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  21. HAHAHA government officials are totally ignorant!! by mindpivot · · Score: 1

    HA... ha.... wait... that's seriously not funny.

  22. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by scott9693 · · Score: 1

    That would be even *worse* than what they're doing now. Not only have they used their reach to get data on everyone to keep us safe from "terrorism", but now they use it to catch fraudsters!

  23. Abstention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In cases where a Supreme Court justice is completely ignorant of a topic, they really should abstain.

  24. Sheds light...? by Lumpio- · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a commonly known fact.

  25. Donald Knuth also doesn't have Email by pavon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, the cybersecurity negotiator ignorance is bad, the rest less so.

    I have been a happy man ever since January 1, 1990, when I no longer had an email address. I'd used email since about 1975, and it seems to me that 15 years of email is plenty for one lifetime.

    Email is a wonderful thing for people whose role in life is to be on top of things. But not for me; my role is to be on the bottom of things. What I do takes long hours of studying and uninterruptible concentration. I try to learn certain areas of computer science exhaustively; then I try to digest that knowledge into a form that is accessible to people who don't have time for such study.
            - Donald Knuth

    The role of Supreme Court Justice is also "to be on the bottom of things". It is possible to understand enough about email to make good judgements about it without using it on a daily basis. The justices have to make weekly about subjects which they have absolutely no interaction with in their normal day-to-day life. From technical to finance to agriculture, no one can possibly be an expert on all the issues they hear. It is their job to constantly learn enough about a subject to know what is important from a legal and constitutional point of view. If they are failing to do this, then that is a legitimate complaint. The fact that they weren't familiar with "common knowledge" technologies before encountering them in court, or haven't chosen to incorporate them into their life isn't.

    1. Re:Donald Knuth also doesn't have Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up. This is the right answer to this whole farcical article.

    2. Re:Donald Knuth also doesn't have Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do the SCOTUS Justices know how email works? Donald Knuth used it for 15 years and only gave it up because he had no use for it. The Justice said "I haven't got round to email yet". Well, what else haven't they "got round to yet?" Are the parties who argue cases before SCOTUS about technology able to be sure that the Justices aren't going to view the law through a technological lens that is decades old?

    3. Re:Donald Knuth also doesn't have Email by Krishnoid · · Score: 2

      The fact that they weren't familiar with "common knowledge" technologies before encountering them in court, or haven't chosen to incorporate them into their life isn't.

      "Common knowledge" is the key point here. Could the same argument be made about electricity, or the auto-mo-car (see item 3), 30 years after their invention?

    4. Re:Donald Knuth also doesn't have Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knuth rejected email as an informed person. Rejecting it from ignorance is different.
      Also, Mr. Knuth does not sit in judgement of laws being passed ABOUT email or privacy. If he did, he'd at least already know what email was, even if he didn't use it.
      I don't think justices need to USE email, just understand at a basic level how it is similar to and different from other methods that citizens communicate. Just like how I don't care if they have a phone, but I do care that they understand that it's NOT OK to wiretap US citizens who are not under suspicion of having committed any crime.

  26. Some "heard" Janet Napolitano doesn't use email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    janet.napolitano@dhs.gov

    http://whichwayhome.net/contact-secretary.html

    President@ucop.edu

    http://www.ucop.edu/president/

    The Right Wing will make up anything. Slashdot's going to become something like the old guy's who watch Fox News all day become.

  27. The best salesman/negotiator by vlad30 · · Score: 1

    is not always the one with the knowledge about the product but the one with the people skills to manipulate the situation to their and your advantage these people usually have a very knowledgable person beside them who has poor people skills due to their single subject focus

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  28. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by RichMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually this is why you should be very concerned about the NSA. The people doing NSA surveillance know what they are doing. The oversight does not. That is the scary thing.

  29. The blind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blind being led by the stupid.

    There's nothing really wrong with having stupid people around. Someone has to flip the burgers. The problem is when the stupid don't know their place. This is what happens, and I bet this is only a small peak at the enormity of the situation.

    As it turns out, the US does still do some manufacturing. The make Ego's, and they are fearsome(drooling) beasts.

  30. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know of an IQ Test that can measure corruptibility? I don't think the problem with our elected officials is generally a lack of intelligence; it's a lack of character and responsibility to their actual electorate, rather than the highest bidder.

  31. Rampant ignorance by dysmal · · Score: 1

    It's not just government officials. This is rampant in the work world. The higher up the food chain you look, the more you have "leaders" who openly reject technology and cloak themselves in their ignorance. They literally joke about how little they know in regards to their basic tools. I'm confident most of us can name at least one "superior" who held critical decision making powers in an organization who would print off their emails to read them rather than reading them on the monitor. Why are these people not being publicly shamed? Why are they not being openly mocked and degraded because they "haven't gotten around to email"? Yes there's more to life than eating, breathing, and living tech. That being said, they should feel fucking ashamed that they refuse to learn the basic tools needed to function in the modern world. This doesn't just apply to computer technology. Ignorance of everyday tools is rampant in our society. People can't figure out to pull their car over on the highway because they have a flat tire. They can't be bothered to check the oil in their engine. Replacing a light bulb is a monumental task. Hell, people can't even boil water for noodles without screwing that up! Shame them.

    1. Re:Rampant ignorance by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I'm confident most of us can name at least one "superior" who held critical decision making powers in an organization who would print off their emails to read them rather than reading them on the monitor. Why are these people not being publicly shamed?

      The joke is on you cyber-man. These guys print off the emails to make sure they have a hardcopy for everything they're read so that all their bases and asses are covered when its hits the fan. Those who rey on soft copies will be left flapping in the breeze at the first hard disc failure.

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  32. Not better here... by mseeger · · Score: 1

    If it is any consolation, the level of competence of political decisionmakers in Germany is about at the same level. The ballpen is the last technological inovation they use.

    1. Re:Not better here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ballpen is the last technological inovation they use.

      Look, everytime we let you guys have something fancier than a ballpoint pen, you run off and invade Poland.

    2. Re:Not better here... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Aw come on, cut them some slack. Merkel even uses SMS from time to time ;-)

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  33. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kathleen Sebelius was put in a politically impossible position. There was zero possibility of the technology supporting the ACA ever working as originally specced. She should have recognized this instantly, but even if she did, what could she have done?

  34. IQ Tests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite a few of our politicians are lawyers who have passed the BAR. A few others are MDs, MBAs and most are college educated.

    I'm sure most would score in the bright normal range and above. What 110+ on Wechsler?

    It's not so much intelligence of our politicians, but their ignorance and the fact that the electorate can be manipulated so easily as to get them to vote for these folks.

    1. Re: IQ Tests? by ZorglubZ · · Score: 1

      What does having a licence to practice law, an MD or (especially) an MBA have to do with intelligence? If going to a college was a proof of intelligence, the US wouldn't like a prequel to Idiocracy from the outside. As long as all you have to do is pay to get a diploma, IQ isn't an issue (I thought Dubya proved that once and for all - maybe not inside Douglas Adams' Asylum...??).

    2. Re: IQ Tests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend the politicians, but I think the GP has a point. Many politicians have the means to go to good schools (and do).

      Ives, et al are not east shit...

      (and yeah, that is from personal experience)

  35. 3rd-Rate, 3rd-Party Post by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why did we get a comment containing a link to a blog post about a news article elsewhere on the internet?

    I mean, holy crap, Slashdot, can't you even bother to give us a link to the actual article anymore? We have to go on a link-to-a-link goose chase?

    1. Re:3rd-Rate, 3rd-Party Post by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I retract the above statement. At least in regard to this particular topic. The blog post does link more than just that one story into a theme. Still, I would not have brought it up unless I'd seen that kind of thing quite a bit on Slashdot lately.

    2. Re:3rd-Rate, 3rd-Party Post by u38cg · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "any more"?

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  36. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

    You're not concerned that the government is blatantly violating people's freedoms and the constitution it's supposed to be bound by? Huh.

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  37. Testify, Word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know of an IQ Test that can measure corruptibility? I don't think the problem with our elected officials is generally a lack of intelligence; it's a lack of character and responsibility to their actual electorate, rather than the highest bidder.

    BAM!

    Yeah, I'd rather have an honest idiot than the current crop of half-smart criminals.

    Although a really really smart crook wouldn't be so bad; after all, Bill Clinton was far better than the Cheney Regime.

  38. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1, Informative

    I don't think it's fair to say Kathleen Sebelius was technically challenged because the healthcare.gov website didn't work on time. Even if it were her fault, that the healthcare.gov launch went badly, it wouldn't be because of her technical skills, it would be because of her managerial skills.

  39. Re:Some "heard" Janet Napolitano doesn't use email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because someone set up accounts that her aides use doesn't mean she ever uses email. Idiot.

  40. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the rich can, silly.

  41. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may, however, allow the country to survive in something like its present form over the next century.

    Given that IQ tests are pretty useless at measuring, well, anything... Not really.

    Protip, kids: George Bush and Barack Obama and even that guy who wanted to turn the government into a pizza joint all have IQs higher than the average Slashdotter.

  42. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Kathleen Sebelius

    What, she drafted the law that said the government would magick up a website in a few months from rainbows and moonbeams?

    The law set hard deadlines for a technology project nobody had ever tried before and that was just one of the signs that it was drafted by someone who had no idea how technological projects work in (or out of) government. The results would have been equally horrifying if congress had passed "The Moon Shot Act of 1961" after JFK's speech with a deadline of colonizing the moon by October 1.

    IQ tests for politicians? No, it's not egalitarian. It's not the American way.

    I'll say! What does IQ have to do with whether the person will vote for or against abortion?! You have to focus on what's important here!

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  43. dumb way to explain by globaljustin · · Score: 0

    It's no wonder your friend was confused...your "storage/memory" dichotomy is absolutely stupid.

    For non-tech's, they expect the names of things to indicate their function somehow, and that will be somewhat analogous to non-computing usages of those terms. This is normal behavior.

    To make "storage/memory" as the words for "Hard-drive" & "RAM" guarantees confusion.

    1. We already have logical terms that roughly distinguish the two functions: RAM and ROM...there is **NO NEED** to add another layer of abstraction. New computer users have to learn the concept, so learning two new words is the same as learning to associate two old words with new meanings.

    2. "storage/memory" are too broad and both words have the same connotation. There is no logical reason a non-tech could know which was which without someone telling them. "RAM" & "ROM" also require this, but their ackronyms have different meanings which denote the difference in function.

    3. Some of "storage" is used as "memory"...some times HD's have a portion that is used to supplement regular RAM

    I know 'RAM' and 'ROM' arent' perfect but that's a false bar for me to meet. No terminology is perfect, but using RAM/ROM would end all confusion on this topic permanently.

    Really, it would....non-tech's can learn the difference between "BAKE" and "BROIL" then they can learn this.

    Your friend is actually thinking more logically than you!

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    1. Re:dumb way to explain by compro01 · · Score: 2

      No terminology is perfect, but using RAM/ROM would end all confusion on this topic permanently.

      At the cost of introducing a different confusion. "How come I can write to read-only memory?"

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    2. Re:dumb way to explain by globaljustin · · Score: 0

      to go further, I what I meant by "end all confusion on this topic permanently" is that if RAM/ROM are used the universe of possible nodes of confusion is decreased

      anything can cause confusion...by reducing abstraction & maintaining consistency we can make the "storage/memory" confusion go away forever.

      not all confusion...but confusion over the usage of those terms in relation to the **actual function** they represent!

      the question you was "how come I can write to 'read-only' memory?" isn't nullified, but it exists if you use "storage/memory" as well...you just get all the possible nodes of confusion with "storage/memory" added into the equation

      make sense?

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    3. Re:dumb way to explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since only RAM is "random access," does that mean that it has to read through all the files on the ROM to find the one I ask for?

      I have a feeling GP was using those two acronyms without knowing what either of them stands for.

    4. Re:dumb way to explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "storage/memory" are too broad and both words have the same connotation

      You store books in a library. Your memory is for the book you are reading right now.

      His analogy could have used a bit o' the ol' spit'n'shine, but it's perfectly cromulent. Your RAM and ROM is halfway between wrong and completely wrong.

    5. Re:dumb way to explain by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To make "storage/memory" as the words for "Hard-drive" & "RAM" guarantees confusion.

      1. We already have logical terms that roughly distinguish the two functions: RAM and ROM

      "ROM". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    6. Re:dumb way to explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh.. hard drives are random access: You don't have to read/write them sequentially - though it is faster to do so. Compared to, say, a tape drive, it's still random access in that you can access any sector in any order relatively quickly.
      OK, the drive hardware itself has to read/write a track sequentially as it passes underneath the read head, but you can move it to any track in milliseconds.

    7. Re:dumb way to explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think two very close acronyms (which don't distinguish the functions) are better for laypersons? No confusion could ever result from that..
       
      Also broiling is not a good example.. lots of people actually have no idea what the broil setting does, just that it's there (search "what does broil" and prepare to facepalm).

  44. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't expect the head of HHS to be a competent manager. That would be judgmental and incompatible with eloi culture.

  45. garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just add more to the pile. We can be sure that there will be no skillful people in Congress. Ever.

  46. Results by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    This is the result of people outsourcing their thinking to others. This is what happens when you have politicians running the show.

  47. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that IQ tests are pretty useless at measuring, well, anything...

    Yeah? Well, I once blew through a company's "intelligence" test with a decent score, then took some silly "personality" test, then ran out and got an MCSD... and a company hired me for about $150k for herping and derping for 3 years. Easy, and fun- best job I ever had before I couldn't stand it any more and left to go do real work.

    As long as people and organizations with cash think that the tests measure something, I'm cool with it.

    You need to shut the hell up before you blow it for everybody.

  48. Like Fawn Hall in 1986? by tlambert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Like Fawn Hall in 1986? Ollie North's secretary, who printed out his emails so she could shred them?

    1. Re:Like Fawn Hall in 1986? by PPH · · Score: 1

      News Flash: She wasn't hired for her typing skills.

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    2. Re:Like Fawn Hall in 1986? by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      In her defense it was actually phone records.

  49. this is slashdot by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Yet you had to spell out ISP in the summary? WTF?

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    1. Re:this is slashdot by PPH · · Score: 1

      It Seemed Prudent.

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  50. Email is simple by seyfarth · · Score: 1

    The concept of email is simple: It's just really fast mail, except that the security sucks. For the post office to be as bad, it would have to copy each letter in each building and vehicle the letter entered and keep the copies poorly guarded for years. Seriously, a justice can quickly learn enough about email to judge sensibly. That doesn't mean they will, but it is simple enough to learn. The bigger issue is the excessive influence of money in all areas of government.

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  51. The blip by clickclickdrone · · Score: 0

    Most people I know of my generation (born early sixties) were computer mad and spent their teens in their bedrooms programming away on Atari's, Apple IIs, BBC Bs and later C64s. Then the Nintendo generation happened and suddenly people knew squat about computers for a decade or so. It used to amuse me no end that I knew far more about competes and tech than people 10 to 15 years my junior who used to moan about how of course computers didn't exist when they were young. Now it's better but there's this blip where people just didn't do computers for a decade or so, except the nerds.

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    1. Re:The blip by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      If you disagree with this, at least say why. Don't just mod it down. I'd welcome others perspectives on this point.

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    2. Re:The blip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because at the time computing was a frontier to be explored, much like rock music in the 50s, 60s and 70s. After awhile of the frontier being explored, the perception - whether true or not - starts being that no idea can be had that someone else didnt already try.

    3. Re:The blip by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Your experience doesn't generalize very well. Most people born in the early sixties didn't have computers available during their teens. Assuming you were born in 1963, your teens ended in 1983, when not all that many homes had computers. The Apple II was first sold in June 1977, with the Commodore Pet and TRS-80 following close behind, and the Ataris not showing up until 1979.

      Most people your age didn't encounter computers until the 1980s, and probably at work. For practical purposes, computers didn't exist for them. If they think of MS-DOS machines or Macs as the only real computers, they didn't exist through the Pet era.

      Only nerds programmed for fun in the 1970s, and nerds with access to home computers kept programming throughout the Nintendo era.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    4. Re:The blip by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      I'd have to disagree with your view. I may have spent three years of my paper delivery earnings on an Apple ][, but most people in my generation simply got drunk and attended every high school and college sports games they could get tickets to see.

  52. anyone can misunderstand anything by globaljustin · · Score: 0

    No terminology is perfect, but using RAM/ROM would end all confusion on this topic permanently.

    At the cost of introducing a different confusion. "How come I can write to read-only memory?"

    right...it is theoretically possible to misunderstand....that's not a counterpoint.

    **any** terminology can be misunderstood...that's not the test...the test is whether it is **intuitive** **logical** and most importantly **consistent**

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
  53. And these idiots make laws concerning that by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Think about it, next time you wonder how on earth someone could come up with a law that is so far away from reality that it hurts. These people are the same the make laws concerning computers, the internet and everything connected to it. Most of the time taken verbatim from sources that have a rather intense interest in certain laws (aka "lobbying groups"), without even having the slightest idea what their laws will entail.

    And this is why the whole crap is in the sorry state it is in today, with laws that are not executable, laws that make no sense, laws you cannot heed and laws that benefit a minority at the expense of everyone else.

    And it's only half as dangerous as long as it's just domestic. It gets downright scary, though, when international laws get negotiated. Because one thing is certain: Whatever country can field the ones that can spell TCP/IP without too many accidents will be the one-eyed king amongst the blind.

    Even though I'd fear that he'll just be the one eyed dummy that's being remote controlled by some corporate lawyer who DOES have an idea what he's doing.

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    1. Re:And these idiots make laws concerning that by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Think about it, next time you wonder how on earth someone could come up with a law that is so far away from reality that it hurts. These people are the same the make laws concerning computers, the internet and everything connected to it. Most of the time taken verbatim from sources that have a rather intense interest in certain laws (aka "lobbying groups"), without even having the slightest idea what their laws will entail.

      And not just laws about computers. They are making laws on everything from oil to lettuce without understanding them.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:And these idiots make laws concerning that by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      or patents... or copyright... or government energy monopolies... sigh

  54. Well, duh... by superdave80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Janet Napolitano, the Secretary of the U.S. Homeland Security Department from 2009 to 2013, admitted that she didn't use email 'because she just didn't think it was useful

    No, she knew how every email was scanned, so there was no way in hell she was going to use plain ol' email. She is just using the "I'm old so I don't use computer stuff" excuse to cover the real reason.

    1. Re:Well, duh... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I have worked with or know senior people who have no need to use email directly. It doesn't surprise me that a senior cabinet level person would have assistants manage their email.

  55. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    I would be concerned if it were effectively spying on us. If they really had the superpowers we fear, they could almost for free regain most of the public confidence they lost in the past year by nailing the Cryptolocker or Target perpetrators. And this would not be redoing routine police work, but attacking a problem that police, even if Nigeria had them, are clueless at solving.

  56. Obvious if you've never thought about it. by radarskiy · · Score: 2

    "Internet service provider" is used to describe a provider of connectivity from an end user to the internet at large. "Internet service provider" is also used to describe a provider of a service accessible only over the internet. On more than one occasion I've seen it used one way where I was expecting the other way, i.e. I didn't know what the writer meant, and I had to find some other clarifying statement.

  57. it **is** outrageous by globaljustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    having high-power officials 20 years behind the times seems a bit outrageous.

    it is completely outrageous...the people who make the laws about a thing not knowing the essential function of how a thing works...that's the definition of legislative incompetence!

    the problem is there is so much impoetence & misunderstanding about Tech that the relative measure for 'competent' is frighteningly low...

    here's who to blame:

    1. Politicians themselves. They're idiots if they don't try to understand what they're making laws about plain and simple. But it doesn't end there....if we're trying to diagnose this problem we have to look deeper. Any cursory look at **policy** will show that **Republicans** are by far and away the worst offenders. They wear technological & scientific ignorance like a badge of honor They're always against Net Neutrality.

    2. Tech industry. Your Google's, M$, and even facebook.com's...they all throw money around to accomplish their *corporate* goals. They flood the conversation with PR & drown out any dissenting voices. They make anti-user moves, including monopolies, then lobby congress to avoid any anti-trust accountability. This all causes intense confusion in the literature!

    3. Us...tech people. We do a shit job of explaining ourselves. We give new products idiotic and abstract names that alienate non-techs. We have a culture of **snobbishness** and **superiority** that leads us to be condescending & either *over-explain* or more often **over-simplify**

    if you are a US citizen, you can make a difference in ***ALL THREE CATEGORIES*** starting today...stop voting for Republicans...stop giving shit stupid confusing names...and stop acting like knowing something that is confusing & only comes with trial and error makes you inherently superior!

    tech is confusing...we helped make it this way...we can fix it!

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:it **is** outrageous by harrkev · · Score: 0

      So, the article mentioned Janet Napolitano. Any idea which party she is from (hint: begins with "D")?

      Dems in California are requiring gun micro-stamping... despite the fact that even the people who invented the idea claim that it is impractical...\

      Sorry, it is also a bad idea to be a single-issue voter. Every party (and every candidate) has positives and negatives.

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    2. Re:it **is** outrageous by harrkev · · Score: 0

      Oh, they guys who wants to ban BitCoin? Guess which party (hint: not Republican).

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    3. Re:it **is** outrageous by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      are you saying that Democrats aren't perfect?

      are you saying that Republicans are in favor of Net Neutrality?

      what are you saying exactly...because you're not directly clashing my points at all...you're just spouting parenthetical GOP talking points...

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    4. Re:it **is** outrageous by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      link to mainstream news article or it didn't happen...it's obvious from your multiple comments that you've got an agenda, harrkev.

      'democrats want to ban bitcoin'...and that's just to start the conversation...if true that doesn't disprove any of my points

      you have a long way to go before you've made constructive points to the discussion.

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      Thank you Dave Raggett
    5. Re:it **is** outrageous by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      stop voting for Republicans

      You almost had something useful to say here until you ruined it with the third word.

      The correct answer is to just stop voting.

      The people whose religion involves dancing around carve tree stumps to makes the rains start at least get some exercise out of the deal. Voting just wastes your time and attention.

    6. Re:it **is** outrageous by harrkev · · Score: 0

      How about this article: http://www.networkworld.com/co...

      Hint: This **IS** the article that this entire /. story is about...

      Link from the article:

      Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia penned an open letter urging federal regulators to outlaw Bitcoin citing its instability and use among criminals.

      If you cannot use the intertubes to figure out which party is belongs to, I pity you.

      it's obvious from your multiple comments that you've got an agenda, harrkev.

      Here is a snippet from YOUR post:

      stop voting for Republicans

      Pot, kettle, etc. There is good and bad with both parties. How can you just make a blanket statement like that and claim that you DON'T have an agenda?

      My point is that BOTH sides of the aisle have their problems. Use your noggin.

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    7. Re:it **is** outrageous by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      I could not disagree with you more. Laws, policy, oversight, and competition in the market place require legislators with strengths in law, public policy, and business. Sure it would be great if they would understand technology, but their roles are to not to get into the weeds of techno babble to choose winners and losers in the markets place.

    8. Re:it **is** outrageous by Sun · · Score: 1

      How will stop voting improve the situation?

      Shachar

    9. Re:it **is** outrageous by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      How will stop voting improve the situation?

      It will reveal the truth: absolutely nothing will change regardless of if anyone votes or not.

    10. Re:it **is** outrageous by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1

      it is completely outrageous...the people who make the laws about a thing not knowing the essential function of how a thing works...that's the definition of legislative incompetence!

      This isn't limited to the high-tech stuff we all love and know. Witness the asinine bans on e-cigarettes being instituted around the country. They seem to be based on the idea that "it looks like smoking analog cigarettes, so it must be just as bad for you and everyone else." Or, "some e-cigarettes have candy flavors, therefore they are being marketed to children" which completely ignores the fact that some adults like those flavors, too. No e-cigarette bans are based on science, or evidence.

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  58. At least he asked by Krieghund · · Score: 2

    At least the government official asked. It's better to look like a fool before the negotiation than after. And since acronyms can mean different things in different contexts, the example cited wasn't even as dumb as it might seem at first glace.

  59. Problems caused by votes... by jawnah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think one of the major issues here is that voting has become a joke. "We" (and I mean the collective American people, not just myself and the others responsible for the next statement) vote for these idiots based on the fact that they have someone sending amusing tweets and know how to talk in circles about things. We definitely don't vote for them based on anything reasonable (like experience, previous ACTUAL accomplishments, etc). If we want that to stop, we need to stop voting for prom queens and vote for a leader.

  60. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if they just brought them in they'd be tipping their hand to all the terrorists and pedophiles they're watching!

    No, most likely what will happen is the people involved will go against all better judgement and have drugs mailed to their home address or (or maybe fake IDs. From Canada. Which mysteriously gets opened by the mailman just for the hell of it), and then everything can come out in the resulting raid. Don't worry when they say they never ordered drugs in their life, that's what they all say.

  61. Not too smart ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... or they would see through the bullshit that industry lobbyists were feeding them.

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  62. This is not necessarily a bad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CantBeArsedToLoginToSlashdotAnymore writes -

    So, why is this a surprise? At least this official asked rather than BS'ing their way through which is often SOP these days when the standard of high-level negotiation seems to be at a dumbed-down all-time low.

    High court judges, diplomats, senators et-al are not meant to know what they are are talking about - seriously, they're not. They can't, the brief is too wide to have enough specialist knowledge to make a decision and the old saying that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing is terrifyingly true. Far more tech cock-ups are caused by people who think they know what they are talking about than by those without a clue who get advice when needed (of course, where that advice comes from is another matter entirely).

    No, when dealing with China, I'd much rather have someone negotiating who has a reasonable knowledge of history, who understands the opium wars, the boxer rebellion and the Xinhai revolution (I wonder how many slashdotters beating their chest here could tick those boxes) than someone who knows their technical TLAs.

  63. Not unexpected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent lawyers still think PI is a physical number...

  64. And how much do you know about government? by jfengel · · Score: 2

    I find this just a bit ironic, laughing at him for not knowing the terminology, while having literally no conception of what his job is or what it entails.

    Should the guy know what an ISP is? Yeah, sure. Maybe he's not competent because he doesn't know. But do you have any conception of what else his job involves? Do you know who else might have been sent to do it? Do you know who else is on the team, buttressing his weaknesses? Do you have even the faintest conception of what it even means to "negotiate cybersecurity with China"?

    Government is a job, like any other job, in that it involves some highly specialized and specific requirements that look like irrelevant trivia to people not doing it. You're all programmers here, and I'm sure you get irritated when somebody dismisses some vastly complex task as a "simple matter of programming". It seems a little rich to be so unaware that the same goes for everybody else's job, even a "government job". The overwhelming majority of what you hear about "the government" is frank BS. I'd feel a lot safer if the voters took a bit more effort to understand what the government actually does and why. Hearing the same kind of Fox News-level anti-government propaganda from this supposedly-smarter echo chamber does not fill me with confidence. /dons asbestos undies

    1. Re:And how much do you know about government? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Mod you up! I've worked in IT all my life and recently taken up a role in a govt dept. Sure there is a lot of dead wood, and mind numbing banality, but there are some absolute guns upstairs running the show that make Slashdot seem like amateur hour. It's the height of irony for basement dwelling keyboard warriors to be knocking a high level govt official for their lack of knowledge of a specific field, when they so clearly suffer from the exact same problem when it comes to politics. Politics is a skill, maybe not one you can relate too, but just as a Politician doesn't need to know what a crankshaft is when making transport policy, they probably can get by with knowing all our cutesy little TLAs either.

  65. Politicians tend to be "old farts" by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Politicians, judges, and other people in power are rarely young. So it stands to reason that they're "behind the times", though it is outrageous that they don't educate themselves on the issues and technologies they're supposed to oversee and negotiate about.

    The simple fact of the matter is politicians are idiots who don't understand anything beyond getting bought off by lobbyists, screwing the public, and spinning things so they get elected again. I firmly believe that less than 10% of the politicians in the world are actually intelligent people out to do the best for society as a whole; I believe the other 90% are power-tripping freakazoids who don't understand anything more than "I want to be the boss."

    Most of them would take a role as dictator in a heartbeat if they were given the chance.

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  66. This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sure was nice when Slashdot showed the user id with the post, too.

  67. actually... by superwiz · · Score: 2

    It's not THAT surprising. She is a lawyer and Law Schools tend to beat common sense out of people pretty much the way that firefighter training beats the survival instinct out of people. It's pretty common for a lawyer to insist that a plain English sentence which would not be misinterpreted by anyone (other than a lawyer) has multiple possible meanings. She asked to have a term defined... even though she probably heard it before and probably used it herself. But in an "official" conversation her lawyer training kicked in and she asked to have the term defined "exactly." Lawyers can be that way when they don't rise above their training to learn how to communicate effectively while remaining precise.

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  68. false equivalence all over by globaljustin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    first, you posted the wrong link...here's the proper link: http://www.networkworld.com/co...

    2nd, You commit fatal false equivalence. These two things:

    1. ALL REPUBLICANS in lockstep opposing ***any*** net neutrality policies

    2. ONE legislator **writing a letter** that does nothing more than **ask** for **another agency** to consider regulating something

    false equivalence all over...1 is way different than 2. 1 is a baseball bat to the head...the other is...

    3rd, everyone who understands the issue agrees Net Neutrality is the right course....only corporations & their GOP sockpuppets oppose net neutrality. However, ***regulating Bitcoin is a debatable policy*** Many would want some kind of government resopnse. I'm not saying its a good idea, or that i agree with the letter.

    1 is different than 2...your comparison is full of logical error, false equivalence, trolling, and willful ignorance

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    1. Re:false equivalence all over by harrkev · · Score: 0

      You said

      ALL REPUBLICANS in lockstep opposing ***any*** net neutrality policies

      You also said

      link to mainstream news article or it didn't happen

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    2. Re:false equivalence all over by harrkev · · Score: 1

      FYI - from
      The "Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2008[" was co-sponsored by a Republican. Over-generalize much?

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    3. Re:false equivalence all over by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Typo...
      FYI - from WIkipedia
      The "Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2008[" was co-sponsored by a Republican. Over-generalize much?

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    4. Re:false equivalence all over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop feeding the troll, please. He clearly is a rabid democrat and will not see reason no matter how much proof you show him.

      You're also slowly coming off as defending the Republican party, which most of us realize isn't your intention, I think.

      Regardless, I agree with you. Use common sense and vote the person, not the party. Both are full of ignorant, idiotic asshats.

  69. That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When members of congress go on record to say the Earth is 9000 years old, the US has already set the bar extremely low for scientific or technical competency...

  70. Send them all away? by sylvandb · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can just send them all to Antarctica until they learn better. All of them, from all over the world. All that bloviating will keep the windmills going even if it doesn't manage to thaw the icecap.

  71. "officials from the UK, China and Abu Dhabi" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says, "And I’ve had similar experiences with officials from the UK, China and Abu Dhabi." But all of the article's examples are of American officials.

    I wonder if the author meant, "And I’ve had similar experiences with Americans who dealt with officials from the UK, China and Abu Dhabi."

  72. Non-sequitor by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    I'm less interested in whether or not SCOTUS judges know what net neutrality is than I am about whether or not they know the US Constitution and SCOTUS precedent.

  73. and this is different elsewhere... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you actually think that British politicians or German politicians or politicians anywhere else are any better?

    Angela Merkel's ignorance of the Internet has become a running joke in Germany.

  74. only the weak refuse correction by globaljustin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    yeah, the thing you (attempted) to link to was **NOT WHAT YOU CLAIMED IT WAS**

    it was a **false equivalence**

    again...google searching to find a non-abusive law that a GOP'er co-sponsored does not, in any way, counter or disprove my point...for the same reason as above...

    **false equivalence**

    you're dead in the water...just accept that things are different than you thought & adapt...take pride of it...only if you refuse to change are you being prideful

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
  75. Just wait until NVRAM becomes common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many companies are working on persistent memory, that will make things all that more confusing.

  76. robbing yourself of agency to decide by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    You seem to actually believe what you're saying & so you need to be shown why your whole line of thinking is going to **guarantee** you will be in error.

    Productive discussion is not about hacking the other person's language in order to jam, edgewise, some possible universe where the language the other person **might** be taken in a way that would not make their point so strong

    It seems you have bought into this in your personal internal dialogue when deciding for yourself how you feel about something.

    Whether it is with me or in your own head, when one side makes a valid "point" it must be **weighted** and analyzed rationally with the other points. One point in favor of doing something **isnt the same as** the point 'against' just by the fact that they are next to each other.

    You have to go beyond finding any possible nitpick & think about the concepts. You'll see that your counterpoints are, as I said, not the same just because it might be technically valid. They are ***NOT EQUIVALENT***

    just b/c a stool has 3 legs doesn't mean it will be level...each leg must be the same length...in that way the points you structure your argument upon & the points you counter must be comparable

    Otherwise...you commit the logical fallacy of: FALSE EQUIVALENCE

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...

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    1. Re:robbing yourself of agency to decide by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      We get it. You hate Republicans. Admit it and move on.

    2. Re:robbing yourself of agency to decide by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      I hate **corrupt politicians**

      it just so happens, right now in USA 2014, one group is working in virtual lockstep to deprive citizens of freedom in order to build their personal wealth/fame

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  77. The US government has been hijacked by 3seas · · Score: 2

    From the Declaration of Independence "... But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security...."

    The Founders did not establish a Democracy, and you will find nowhere in the Declaration of Independence, The US constitution or the Bill of Rights the word "democracy" as they were actually against it for they knew it leads to oligarchy, which we are much closer to today.

    Those who might argue the the Declaration fo Independence is not law, they are correct. But what they may fail to understand is its more important and more powerful than law, as it is the spirit and intent of all valid and legitimate law in the US. And any law that violates this is not law any more than you can have a legal contract to murder someone. The job of a US judge is to deal with the exception of law that do not fit the spirit and intent of the founders as expressed in the Declaration of Independence.

    The founders in writing the Declaration of Independence fired all government personnel past present and future who violate the spirit and intent of the founders establishing this republic. Once informed of being fired any (people funded) government employee continuing in such position is committing and act of impersonating such an employee and stealing funds from the peoples funding of government.

    Yes the government has been hijacked. And the Founders even gave real life examples written in the Declaration of Independence, that the spirit and intent of the founders would not be misconstrued.

    The correction is simple, the taxpayers should be given voice where the individual taxes they pay they have say in how those taxes are to be used wile voting is a limited democratic supplement to the Republic in hiring who can best optimize the allocation budgeting of the people in generating team work benefits the people share in (the constraint of teamwork benefits is where taxpayers can chose). By chose the taxpayers can allocate all or some portion of their taxes to "decided by government - as a funding buffer" for which voters also influence the direction of such funding. The tax processors (who may be your neighbors) simple allocate funding as per taxpayers instructions.

    Simple solution of putting control of the funding of government bank account in the hands of those it should be in, rather than the employees who have proven they cannot handle the bank account properly, and fail to budget while lying to the people in an illusion of being elected (approx 50% of the qualified voters did not vote this last election, making the "NO VOTE" the actual winner of the election. What ever government wants funding for they have to notify the taxpayers and request it.....meaning they have to be transparent!

    The liars, cheats and warmongers who have hijacked the government do not like this solution. The Why should be obvious! These lazy have no real interest in the communication tools technology has provided for there scope of communication does not include the people, but just the few participating in the hijack. IOsolating oneself from the critical public for which you are supposed to work for is very telling of intent.
     

  78. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how about the 24 billion lost from shutting the government down over it? Oh that gets a free pass, does it? The fiasco that cost 1/24th of that is the real problem.

  79. Come on... by shiruba3094 · · Score: 1

    We all know ISP standa for "Ikebukuro Shopping Park". (At least I figured this out after it appeared on my credit card statement a few times after shopping at the grocery store near Ikebukuro Station).

  80. policies are different_things change greatly by globaljustin · · Score: 0

    absolutely nothing will change regardless of if anyone votes or not

    yeah b/c Democrats & Republicans are **exactly the same** on issues like:

    net neutrality
    abortion
    science teaching in schools
    foreign relations
    civil rights
    gay marriage
    taxation
    economic theory
    affirmative action
    criminal justice reform
    privatization of government services
    health care/"Obamacare"
    prescription drugs & marijuana
    **environmental issues**

    I could go on and on...you're living in a fantasy that **allows you to sit on your ass and bitch** instead of **making the hard choices and working to improve**

    all of the above issues have **policies** that Republicans & Democrats are at ANTIPATHY on

    elections matter & you're an idiot to think otherwise

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:policies are different_things change greatly by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      whatever chickenshit fucktard modded the above post as "Flamebait"....well....you're proving my post right when you mod it like such

      your side will lose in the end and you know it

      --
      Thank you Dave Raggett
  81. electronic media not very useful so why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come to think of it - I have not received an informative and useful mail for quite some time, besides this one about transfer of funds from prince of Nigeria but I am hesitating sttill....

  82. strange times we live in by umghhh · · Score: 1

    I have counted 26 linked explanations what ISP means in this wiki article. I admit: big part of the list would be eliminated by context but not knowing what ISP means may be a sign of too many abbreviations being used and too few 3 letter combinations possible. It may be a sign of something else too....

    Lately I have developed a habit of asking people what they mean by particular 'acronym' after I noticed that I often do not know what the conversation is really about and an old strategy of waiting for explanation that surely comes later is very often futile. I often encounter people that know as little as I do about what the particular 'acronym' actually means. After I started doing this at work, I noticed that there are quite some 'acronyms' that have no meaning whatsoever. To make an example not violating NDA - I take NDA which then is not Non Disclosure Agreement and not even Net Daemons Associates but Automatic Installation Procedure. I think there are people doing it on purpose... Damned terrorists!!!

  83. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Rich0 · · Score: 2

    You know of an IQ Test that can measure corruptibility?

    Nope, but there is a test that works rather well. Have them run for office. If they can't raise the necessary funds they're probably incorruptible.

  84. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

    Again, they're still collecting our information. Are you not concerned by the constitutional and privacy violations?

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
  85. Old People by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Old People are resistant to change. News at 11.

    I once had a computer science prof that refused to use email.

    I do support for a number of different systems professionally, and I can tell you there are plenty of people that are very ignorant of technology, even though its basic usage is a big component of their job, and many are pretty flippant about "that computers stuff" etc... I mean nothing is funnier than belittling what I do right?

    1. Re:Old People by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      Have you been around teenagers lately? Change their precious circle of friends and most fall over with fright.

  86. Re:This is why I'm not that concerned about the NS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The techies are delivering. That's all the oversight cares about. Therefore the oversight DOES know what it is doing. It's getting data and it doesn't care how it gets it. That's RESULTS.

  87. Uh No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the terms storage and memory are being confused.

    Computer memory was defined as directly accessible by the CPU (MPU, whatever PU) and was generally, but not always, volatile. I.E. The address lines coming out if the processor were connected to the same chips as the data lines and good stuff happened.

    Storage was defined as a place where data was stored ( duh;-). You had:

    1. Primary storage a.k.a. memory; and
    2. Secondary storage, a.k.a. hard disk. drum or tape, data in primary storage was copied via special hardware to/from a slower, generally less volatile, media that wasn't directly addressable by the CPU;

    Stuff like SSDs, MMUs and caches of various flavours sort of muddy the deliniations a bit. It still works if you forget about what the thing is made of and think in terms of directly addressable and accessable. It explains why virtual memory systems look like "memory" but are actually secondary storage.

  88. ISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're negotiating the cyber security of a nation state and you don't know what ISP means then yes, it means you don't know what an Internet service Provider does, because that is a very basic acronym, used by the ISPs themselves. It means you're not even worth lobbying and it means you don't have the intellect or skill to recognize when the wool is being pulled over your eyes, for example, you would think charging for peering would be a good thing and you see no reason why packet inspection by an ISP is a bad thing. You are dead wrong in your opinion on this issue, and in a dangerous way. Requiring basic competency in the language you're speaking, whether it be English or tech isn't to be superior, it's because it's what's actually used on a daily basis.

  89. New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their trial courts were named "Supreme Courts" and their appellate courts, those that are normally Supreme in other states are call "Court of Appeals". It is an anachronism of history.

  90. Why don't they have someone knowledgeable on their by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mind these officials not knowing about technology as much as I am disturbed that they have no one on their team to ask about such things. If I were an official on any committee, I would like to have advisors who could answer questions or find the answers without having to step out of the people on my staff. Not having anyone like this shows a dangerous disinterest.

  91. This article and discussion is precisely the point by rapierian · · Score: 1

    Yes, many politicians and government officials are idiots - and no politician has the local knowledge that individuals in their specific circumstances have when making decisions - so even the smart politicians cannot be smart about the specific decisions their policies will force. Because of exactly that, the guiding principle of public policy and government needs to be to maintain as light a footprint as possible in society, and foster non-government or local solutions to exist wherever possible.

    It always boggles my mind how much of the techie crowd, especially developers, advocate for big government solutions to problems. The first principle of good programming is probably that top-down, monolithic designs are a bad idea, and yet that's exactly what Federal government 'solutions' to most problems are.

  92. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    Kathleen Sebelius was put in a politically impossible position. There was zero possibility of the technology supporting the ACA ever working as originally specced. She should have recognized this instantly, but even if she did, what could she have done?

    Quit.

    I'm sure she's in a financial position where she didn't have to have the income, and if she had any integrity, she would walk. Further, when questioned by the press, she wouldn't give the 'spend more time with my family' canned response, she would be truthful.

    She wasn't placed in a position. She sought out the position. As do all politicians.

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  93. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

    I think you're obfuscating the intent of this thread. The fact that a manager at her level possesses so little technical skills is a serious fault in her managerial skills. Considering the assets she controls, she should have had a team of ACA Website workflow 101 briefing her daily five times a week; enforcing a self-quiz weekly.

  94. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

    The fact that a manager at her level possesses so little technical skills is a serious fault in her managerial skills.

    Does she posses fewer technical skills than we expect her to?! Is she supposed to be reviewing the source code to the website every night to make sure it's on track? No, she's supposed to hire experts that she can trust to perform these audits (i.e. managing).

    And who knows, maybe she does lack technical skills. I have no idea. But whatever technical skills she lacks wouldn't matter if she was a good manager.

  95. Could this sort of ignorance be the reason why by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    congressmen let industries write the laws that will regulate their industries? Maybe that's giving too much credit to congressmen to recognize and acknowledge their ignorance of many topics. Maybe they just do it that way because it fills their Cayman accounts with $.

  96. Re:Can we afford technically incompetent politicia by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    And Oracle created my state's healthcare site and it completely failed also.

    I get what you are saying, but I don't think the healthcare sites are a good example. Almost all large (very large) IT projects fail or go way over budget/time. The larger the IT project, the more likely it is to fail. That has been proven in history.

  97. When you have a secretary to do your job for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you look at the top jobs in government or often, with appointed judges, (who have not shown great talent), these people assign critical tasks to subordinates to resolve or to provide a solution. They are the orchestra leader who cannot play an instrument, but their staff can.

    Who goes to the contract signings? You know the answer! It is not the ones who did the work.

  98. Good flunkies? by ananthap · · Score: 1

    Actually the super rich and super powerful will have lots of flunkies to do things like carry their phone, make a call, take hard copy of e-mails etc. So they don't need to know about e-mail, ISPs and the like. OK