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Tesla Model S Gets Titanium Underbody Shield, Aluminum Deflector Plates

An anonymous reader writes "Tesla Motors made headlines several times last year for a few Model S car fires. Elon Musk criticized all the attention at the time, pointing out that it was disproportionate to the 200,000 fires in gas-powered cars over the same period. Musk didn't stop there, though. He's announced that the Model S will now have a titanium underbody shield along with an aluminum bar and extrusion. He says this will prevent debris struck on the road from breaching the battery area. Musk offered this amusing example: 'We believe these changes will also help prevent a fire resulting from an extremely high speed impact that tears the wheels off the car, like the other Model S impact fire, which occurred last year in Mexico. This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later. The underbody shields will help prevent a fire even in such a scenario.' Included with the article are several animated pictures of testing done with the new underbody, which survives running over a trailer hitch, a concrete block, and an alternator."

314 comments

  1. "extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    What happened to the 3D printing revolution?

    1. Re:"extrusion"? by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happened to the 3D printing revolution?

      It's more of an evolution than a revolution. Give it time. But it still won't be the right tool for every job.

    2. Re:"extrusion"? by KDN · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cost and strength. You can extrude something for a fraction of the cost of 3D printing or milling. You can even extrude titanium if you have a big enough press. (google "heavy press program" if you want to see some MONSTER presses.) Both extrusion and milling still have strength advantages over 3D printing. Where 3D printing shines is prototyping, small run, or fancy designs that are too difficult to extrude or cast or mill. But give it a few more years. The other methods have been around far longer, so we know how to do things well.

    3. Re:"extrusion"? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand why people see every new bit of technology like it's some magical panacea, ready for mass consumption the instant they learn of its existence.

      You wouldn't try to print 100,000 books on an ink jet printer. While you might do mockups on that ink jet, you'd have the actual run output on a printing press. 3D printing is the same exact thing. Great for prototyping, but too slow, inefficient and expensive for mass production. That may change some day, but currently were a ways away from that being feasible.

    4. Re:"extrusion"? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Nothing? People are just using the correct tool for the job. 3D printing isn't some end-all be-all technology. It has some very useful niches with prototypes and small production run objects, but for mass producing a hunk of metal to bolt on a car it's the wrong solution.

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    5. Re:"extrusion"? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      If you can get the price/durability/speed down by 95% it would be virtually indistinguishable from one of those star trek things that makes your food for you.

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    6. Re:"extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Wow, whatever happened to the "greased Yoda doll up my ass" Slashdot trolls? You'd think 3D printing would have brought them back ...

    7. Re:"extrusion"? by mcrbids · · Score: 2

      Printing presses are also increasingly under pressure (no pun intended) by start ups like Lulu that essentially print books on demand.

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    8. Re:"extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      3d printing is good for small runs of things. Think 1-2 items. If you want to make 10k of something? You build a machine to do it or change an existing press.

      The cost of input material for 3d printing is not at the same point of 200 years of manufacturing knowhow.

      It may get there some day. But not today :)

    9. Re:"extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Extrusion *IS* "3D printed" with a massively parallel head that can print the entire cross-section all at once. It has been optimized to "print" something with an uniform cross-sectional area. Same can be said about pasta machine. :)

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    10. Re:"extrusion"? by AaronW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Extruding aluminum tends to be stronger than cast aluminum. I imagine 3-D printed aluminum is not as strong not to mention it is a lot more expensive and much faster.

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    11. Re:"extrusion"? by howaboutthisone · · Score: 2

      Confirmation bias. You hang around someone intelligent people, you fail to recognize the rest of the country is bat-shit stupid.

    12. Re:"extrusion"? by afidel · · Score: 1

      50k tons is indeed huge, the presses that extrude the entire side of a full sized van are only around 2k tons and they shake the ground for a hundred acres around them even though they sit on huge shock absorbers and isolators. I should see if my dad has any contacts at the Cleveland Alcoa site with two of those mega presses.

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    13. Re:"extrusion"? by KDN · · Score: 3, Insightful

      50k tons is indeed huge,

      Huge isn't the word. The battleship USS New Jersey is 58,000 tons, Empty its 48K tons. Can you imagine bench pressing a battleship?

    14. Re:"extrusion"? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 2

      I think I've seen her on Plenty of Fish.

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    15. Re:"extrusion"? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Wow and here I thought the 1900 ton Minster at work was monstorous :O

    16. Re:"extrusion"? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      No. You don't get to re-define every single century-old manufacturing process as "3D printing". You 3D nutcases have plenty of hype and overpromised enough now. Enough already.

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    17. Re:"extrusion"? by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      We had a couple of 700-ton presses around here. They looked like they were very precisely designed to fit in a semi trailer and not have room left over (and that's probably how they were designed). Scale up by a factor of 70.

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    18. Re: "extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know where I can get a model of Stallman's fetid cock to print and shove up my ass? What say you?

    19. Re:"extrusion"? by fnj · · Score: 1

      Not really. Casting is a LOT more like 3D printing than extruding is. Both casting and 3D printing are additive and arbitrary shaping. Extruding (and forging) is neither additive nor subtractive, and is only 2D. Machining is subtractive, but it is 3D.

    20. Re:"extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I once saw a giant CNC machine (12' wide plus 3' saftey mat you can't step on during operation and 40' long or so) that made honeycomb aluminum. It made it out of solid aluminum so that most of the original aluminum was carved out. Sure that could be recycled and reused but it makes me think that there might be some large aluminum parts that a CNC could make better/cheaper.

    21. Re:"extrusion"? by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Sure. You can't extrude a honeycomb. You need a "constant" cross section that's not too big, instead using the length of the extruded section to get the size you want. So you can extrude a beam easily enough. A honeycomb like the one you saw, not so much. (Doing it the "other way" would work though, and likewise wouldn't work on a CNC. You can't mill to those depths.).

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    22. Re:"extrusion"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea for 3d printing is for everyone to have one, so no more mass printings of anything, I'll have my copy printed by my printer and you by yours (or that of the corner shop)

  2. Human guided missile? by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is he saying they've upgraded safety to piloted weapon system levels?

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    1. Re:Human guided missile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We'll never see a Tesla in an action movie at this rate. They'll be too safe and lack the big fireball explosions.

    2. Re:Human guided missile? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1, Troll

      More like a human-guided scythe, cutting through damn near every obstacle during an accident - especially human bodies that are outside of the precious Tesla cockpit.

    3. Re:Human guided missile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clearly not paying attention: missiles catch fire, this Tesla doesn't.

    4. Re:Human guided missile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And this is different than a Chevy Suburban or any number of gas-powered cars how? Would it be better if he made the more fragile so they disintegrate at impact?

    5. Re:Human guided missile? by danlip · · Score: 1

      Maybe the next KITT will be a Tesla. It's only important that the bad guys have big fireball explosions.

    6. Re:Human guided missile? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Actually, titanium puts off some nice hot sparks when it is struck against rocks at high speed....

      http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2...

    7. Re:Human guided missile? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah but that means the Tesla Industries Two Thousand would be called Titt.

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    8. Re:Human guided missile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the battery will be safe. That's the important thing!

    9. Re:Human guided missile? by pieisgood · · Score: 1

      reminds me what my father used to tell me: "cars are just land to land tactical missiles"

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    10. Re:Human guided missile? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Sparks only matter to petrol cars, not batteries. They have enough wrapping to prevent anything small and hot doing anything.

    11. Re:Human guided missile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll never see a Tesla in an action movie at this rate. They'll be too safe and lack the big fireball explosions.

      I think you're seriously underestimating Hollywoods ability to make ANY object blow-up in a "big fireball explosion".

  3. Sounds like by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries

    Sounds like a scene from "the A team", where I would have been saying "that's so unrealistic"!

    1. Re:Sounds like by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      But seriously makes me want to buy one.

      "Guess what my car can do? Here, hold my beer..."
      Two minutes later, walk back and finish beer. "It didn't even get warm!"

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    2. Re:Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries

      Sounds like a scene from "the A team", where I would have been saying "that's so unrealistic"!

      The Tesla Model S sounds like a tank. I needs a tank to traverse these pot-hole-riddled roadways. Where's the ammunition stored?

    3. Re:Sounds like by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      Totally off the point, but you do get credit for injecting something to elicit knee-jerk reactions in lieu of rational thought.

    4. Re:Sounds like by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the battery compartment.

    5. Re:Sounds like by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're driving 110mph in a titanium shielded metal box full of batteries. You ARE the ammunition.

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    6. Re:Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, incendiary ammo. Good choice.

    7. Re:Sounds like by dpidcoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Tesla Model S sounds like a tank. I needs a tank to traverse these pot-hole-riddled roadways. Where's the ammunition stored?

      The combination of low profile tires + being low to the ground just doesn't handle that kind of stuff very well. You'd probably have to raise the suspension a little and replace the wheels with something that can handle higher sidewalls. I have a friend who owns one and he's had to replace two of the wheels (the entire metal wheel, not the tire) due to hitting fist sized rocks in the middle of the road that bent the rim. I'd imagine that a pothole might have the same effect.

    8. Re:Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's rational thought, the idea being that if these cars were "so dangerous" you wouldn't be able to do that at 110mph and walk away relatively unscathed.

      Lighten up Francis applies here also.

    9. Re:Sounds like by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Well, an 18650 Li-Ion cell, of which the Model S has thousands of, is about the right size and shape for an armor-piercing round. (The 18 is "18 mm diameter", the 650 is "65.0 mm length".)

    10. Re:Sounds like by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What's your friend doing driving on roads with fist-size rocks on them? The Tesla isn't meant for forest roads.

    11. Re: Sounds like by colinnwn · · Score: 1

      Relatively common on Colorado interstate highways.

    12. Re:Sounds like by lgw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lots of cities are like that in the US these days. Sad, really. And that's not even including Detroit, which is starting to look like a Mad Max movie.

      I looked at the Tesla before I bought my current car, but the Tesla isn't really a luxury sedan despite the price (nice ride, though). One important consideration for me was practical wheel size and ground clearance. I don't need offroad tires, but a ~50 tire aspect ratio and reasonable ground clearance let you take pot holes and stupidly-steep ramps from streets to parking lots at a reasonable speed without fear of damage.

      Ribbon-thin tires are just asking for trouble. Plus even the rap songs acknowledge "rims too big make the ride too hard".

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    13. Re:Sounds like by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Couldn't he have raised the suspension and got some more appropriate tyres?

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    14. Re:Sounds like by fl!ptop · · Score: 1

      Here, hold my beer...

      It would've been more impressive if you'd have kept the beer and said, two minutes later, "It didn't even spill!"

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    15. Re:Sounds like by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Didn't want to get it hot from the burning battery. Though getting that thing lit took longer than the whole stunt.

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    16. Re:Sounds like by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I bought the tire and wheel insurance when Tesla briefly offered it since the roads in the Bay Area are among the worst in the country. I opted for the low profile tires (which are now optional) compared to the standard tires.

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    17. Re:Sounds like by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I've used similar before in a Mad Science project. Lots of them strung together to make a 90V high-current DC supply. Made quite a spark when I shorted it for a moment.

      The experiment failed though. Turns out li-ions are very sensitive to high-voltage pulses, and the device being powered may run on 90V but needed 4KV pulse to get it running. Batteries couldn't take it, and the inductors I use to protect them proved insufficient.

    18. Re:Sounds like by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Tesla isn't meant for forest roads.

      So uh, it's a touring car that can only be driven on boring roads? Whoopdeeshit.

      Lots of cars are offered with a selection of wheel packages for different conditions. Tesla only offers you one choice, and it's not suitable for most cities (full of potholes) or mountain roads (rocks) so you can drive it only on the freeway?

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    19. Re: Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relatively common on Colorado interstate highways.

      Gee, and in a state where you pay both federal and state taxes...your hard-earned money at work.

    20. Re:Sounds like by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So uh, it's a touring car that can only be driven on boring roads? Whoopdeeshit.

      No, it's a normal road-going car, not a Land Rover safari vehicle. No normal road-going car is meant for forest roads. You need an SUV or truck for that.

    21. Re: Sounds like by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      They tend to fall on the road from above, something that doesn't happen much in states like Florida or Texas.

    22. Re:Sounds like by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      No, it's a normal road-going car, not a Land Rover safari vehicle. No normal road-going car is meant for forest roads. You need an SUV or truck for that.

      You mean fire roads? That's nominally true, I guess. I'd take a Subaru. And in fact I have driven my good old 300SD way on up into the BLM land roads out of Upper Lake. If it were made out of steel, the A8 would probably do OK up there as well.

      In fact, most SUVs are not much better than the best cars off-road. I'd take a Forester before I'd take an Explorer. But I'd take my F250 before either of them, sure. However, before the 4" lift it had 2" of front suspension travel. It's only got maybe three or four now, I hope to never find out. It would take an unfortunate amount of force to compress these spring stacks that far.

      Sadly, trucks have generally gotten worse at off-roading over time, because they keep making them heavier. This trend is only reversing significantly in recent years, e.g. the 2015 F150 is going to have an Aluminum body, and the standard engine is all the way down to a 3.5 V6 while the 6.2 V8 is history. But the desirable trucks for 4-wheeling are all older, back when they were lighter in weight. Yet oddly, the classic Toyota had bigger rocker panels than the Taco, among other significantly better structural features.

      Anyway, I'd drive a Subaru off-road before I'd drive most unmodified trucks. And I have done. Without the lift to clear 35", a 1993 Impreza has more center ground clearance than a 1992 F250 XLT 4x4.

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    23. Re:Sounds like by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You mean fire roads? That's nominally true, I guess. I'd take a Subaru. And in fact I have driven my good old 300SD way on up into the BLM land roads out of Upper Lake.

      Yes, I was thinking of BLM forest roads; they're usually full of huge rocks and holes, not something a high-priced road-going car is designed for (whether it's a Tesla, or a Porsche, or a BMW, or even a Cadillac). Subaru perhaps, but even there you have to worry about bottoming out. The Forester is really more of a small SUV though; it has a lot of ground clearance compared to other cars. The whole key here is ground clearance: if you're driving over big rocks and holes, the more ground clearance, the better. The thing that gets people into trouble with SUVs is snow and ice; idiots think their SUV can "go anywhere" and try to drive in snow and ice like it's summer, and end up in the ditch.

    24. Re:Sounds like by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      You should tell your friend that there are places where bent wheels can be straightened for a fraction of the cost of replacing the wheel. I have had this done a few times. One of my past cars had very low profile tires on 18" wheels and I bent all four after going too fast through a patch of road that was badly torn up by potholes and uneven cracks approaching curb-like qualities. Replacement of all four wheels would have run me close to $400 per wheel, but instead, had them straightened for roughly $100 per wheel. On another occasion, I bought a set of wheels off e-bay, but one of them wouldn't balance out due to it being bent. Once again, fixed them right up for a relatively low cost and wheel balanced perfectly after that. Not sure where you live, but I used this place in Pennsylvania. http://www.wheelcollision.com/ They used to be the only place that did this in the PA/NJ area, but I believe there are a lot more shops that do this now.

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    25. Re: Sounds like by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      "Or Texas"
      Not much to fall off of here

    26. Re:Sounds like by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      No, that would fuck the range.

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    27. Re: Sounds like by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Pretty common on the roads of most of Canada, especially after the winter we just had too. Well actually most of the US as well, hell ever seen what the roads of the NE US looks like after the flash thaw/freeze cycle in early spring? Hellllllooooo 6-12" potholes...if you're lucky.

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    28. Re:Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like a lift kit and 23" spinners. Thanks but I do not want to look like a gangster.

  4. Titanium? by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

    Isn't titanium pyrophoric, sort of like those golf clubs?

    1. Re:Titanium? by jgotts · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, but it might depend upon the specific alloy.

    2. Re:Titanium? by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Informative

      Only as a powder or thin shavings. As a solid block, it'd make an effective barrier.

      In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside, but no damage to the batteries.

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    3. Re:Titanium? by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

      So when you're driving your Tesla on the golf course, try to keep on the fairway and out of the rough. Especially avoid running over rocks and golfers carrying titanium clubs.

    4. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but there is no gasoline in a Tesla. It's only the other cars that will explode.

    5. Re:Titanium? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Yes, but the batteries can survive being sprinkled with sparks just fine. It's being impaled that makes them ignite.

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    6. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... yes, and like he said, they would be on the outside sparking, but no damage to the batteries.

      Try and keep up, here.

    7. Re:Titanium? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Tesla Model S Crashes, now 10 times more AWESOME!

    8. Re:Titanium? by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Golf carts have batteries.

      Teslas have batteries.

      Coincidence?

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    9. Re:Titanium? by CurryCamel · · Score: 2

      The car was going 110mph. The flux capacitator must have been broken.

    10. Re:Titanium? by westlake · · Score: 1

      In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside, but no damage to the batteries

      and this is a good thing?

      what else could be ignited?

    11. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe if you crash into an oil refinery.
      Metal sparks may be hot enough to ignite fuels like kerosin.

    12. Re:Titanium? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

      > In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside, but no damage to the batteries.

      Thank god a Tesla could never crash into anything carrying gasoline.

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    13. Re:Titanium? by gnick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're driving your Tesla at 110mph, you probably don't care what catches on fire as long as it's not you.

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    14. Re:Titanium? by MondoGordo · · Score: 1
      by sparks ... ? well ... gasoline, dry grass, tinder, ... oh wait ... there wouldn't be any of those in the middle of the road would there ?

      c'mon ... be reasonable. If a gas powered car was grinding it's steel frame down the concrete, it'd be spitting sparks too. (along with a very real chance of rupturing its fuel tank and burning or even exploding ... )

    15. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes because after hitting a concrete curb you are never going to be near flammable grass...

      Try to think outside the car.

    16. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because people have never driven at these super massive speeds before. Only the Tesla Model S has what it takes to get up to a whole 110 MPH. Is there no end to what this monster on wheels can do?!?!?!?!?!
       
      If you didn't catch the sarcasm; 110 isn't a big deal by most standards. If you're in a Smart car or a Vespa and doing 110, I'd give you massive props.. in any other car on the road? Not so much. Chevy's econo 4 bangers normally can probably get up to around 110-120 out of the factory.

    17. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what else could be ignited?

      Your Mom.

    18. Re:Titanium? by Jakeula · · Score: 1

      The only responsibility placed on Tesla is the safety of their own technology, and those that use it. If you are driving a gasoline powered car, and you get hit by my car, and YOUR car catches fire, that is not the Tesla's fault.

    19. Re:Titanium? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit surprised they didn't pick some sort of Kevlar composite.

    20. Re:Titanium? by slinches · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's probably still quite a bit better than having an internal combustion engine with all sorts of parts hot enough to ignite that same grass.

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    21. Re:Titanium? by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Considering the drought in many parts of the US, any accident which causes more dangerous (hotter, longer-lasting) sparks then steel does is bad news.

      The advantage of the current version is that the batteries rarely burn, and always in a contained environment, usually on pavement. If the new version throws sparks 10m away after every shock, it's worse for anyone except the car owner...

    22. Re:Titanium? by danlip · · Score: 2

      So I could equip my car with rocket launchers to blast away any obstacles, and it's not my fault that the other cars can't safely deal with my rockets?

    23. Re:Titanium? by klui · · Score: 1
    24. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside, but no damage to the batteries.

      Thank god a Tesla could never crash into anything carrying gasoline.

      If this makes my car safer, it's not my problem if your SUV full of gas burns you to a crisp inside. Compact drivers are killed by pickups and SUVs who put their bumpers at the compact driver's eye level. Suck it up, karma comes round in the same lifetime sometime. Maybe you and the soccer mom set will drive more carefully instead of relying on driving the biggest tank on the road. :)

    25. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. It is clearly Tesla's fault if another manufacturer's vehicle is unsafe.

      In that case, who was responsible for Tesla's incidents? Clearly not Tesla.

    26. Re:Titanium? by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Whoosh (and no, that's not just the sound of a Tesla as it goes past you, AC).

      "Tesla" was not the key part of GP's post. "110mph" was the key part. There's a reason most places have legal speed limits considerably below 110 MPH, regardless of what car you're driving: the human body's resilience to rapid deceleration.

      For example, even if you had a "perfect" car, with "perfect" frame, seat, safety harness, crumple zone, etc? Hitting an unyielding wall at 110 MPH with an eight-foot zone between front bumper and driver would induce an average deceleration of just over 50 gravities for just under a second - so just the deceleration alone is more than enough to injure a perfectly healthy adult human (if the driver is looking forward at the time, starting with their capillaries bursting and their eyeballs filling with blood).

      Replace the "perfect" car with a typical car and its typical safety features? Outlook not so good.

      For those curious about the math, {acceleration} equals {initial velocity squared minus final velocity squared} divided by {twice the distance traveled}, while {time} equals the square root of {distance traveled times two divided by the acceleration}.

    27. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't crash on a golf green in California and you should be fine.

    28. Re:Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no. It's a difference between something very hot and something acting like a big flint stone. Guess which ignites more camp fires.

  5. Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Clearly Elon is underplaying this a bit. Yes maybe there isn't a large risk but if they went to the trouble of making an engineering change that adds significant expense and weight to the vehicle then obviously they themselves believe there is a risk.

    1. Re:Very amusing but... by peon_a-z,A-Z,0-9$_+! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're here dealing in the realm of engineering + political risk = decisions.

      There is a risk, but you can't say it was an engineering risk and just a political one.

    2. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the risk of more hysterical press reactions.

    3. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No they don't, they are just sick and tired that some people suck up everything that is thrown at them without even informing themselves, that's why some people believe that Tesla S is insecure and that could catch on fire at any moment, which is completely false, but people don't mind to find out if it's true, they just read it on the newspaper, so it MUST be true

    4. Re:Very amusing but... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      We're here dealing in the realm of engineering + political risk = decisions.

      There is a risk, but you can't say it was an engineering risk and just a political one.

      Welcome to the world of automotive manufacturing.

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    5. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla designed a weak bottom so that they could do battery swaps, even though battery swap is a dumb idea. At least they're coming to their senses now that battery swap isn't needed for PR (it fulfilled it's purpose in blunting the real range issue is people's minds).

    6. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFA:

      "In total, the shields only have a 0.1 percent impact on range and don’t affect ride or handling."

      So it's certainly an engineering effort but not a significant weight etc.

    7. Re:Very amusing but... by edibobb · · Score: 1

      It's marketing. And it's excellent marketing. Plausible risk has little to do with it, but it makes me want to invest in the company.

    8. Re:Very amusing but... by Immerman · · Score: 2

      That is small. I suspect that means that either the weight of the impact shield is negligible compared to that of the car, or that the improvement in aerodynamic efficiency negates the losses to increased mass.

      Now that I think about it it seems kind of odd that most cars *don't* have an undercarriage shield, even if only plastic - think of how much engineering effort is spent on improving the aerodynamics of the body, which accounts for less than 3/4 of the surface area. Meanwhile the undercarriage is left completely unoptimized, despite having to deal with not only normal aerodynamics, but ground-effects as well.

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    9. Re:Very amusing but... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      We're here dealing in the realm of engineering + political risk = decisions.

      There is a risk, but you can't say it was an engineering risk and just a political one.

      I wouldn't even say it was political. This is merely dealing with stupid. It's Tesla's fault that there was a fire after the incident described in Mexico? Puh-lease! The trailer hitch thing in Tennessee was even a fluke accident that could have easily ruptured a fuel line under the car and caused a fire if it was a gas powered vehicle. That kind of thing is just plain rare no matter what. My concern at this point is how much range was lost because of safety features added to the vehicle because of these incidents. I would imagine a few tens of miles. At least the vehicle is getting even safer and further outpacing its fossil fuel brethren for safety. Consumer Reports may have to go to 11 for this car with the added safety features.

    10. Re:Very amusing but... by bmajik · · Score: 2

      Most German cars (which is who Tesla competes with) have undercarriage engineering for reasons of sound and high-speed aero concerns. They are expected to sustain 200kmh, and the relevance of drag rises exponentially with speed, but also, controlling airflow is important so that the car doesn't have too much high speed lift. What you do NOT want is a vehicle that loses significant grip as speed rises, yet most cars are shaped like (poor) airfoils so this is a concern.

      You may recall that the first gen Audi TT did not have a rear deck spoiler, but real world driving showed that there were many high speed loss-of-control accidents with the vehicle, so a rear spoiler was fitted later.

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    11. Re:Very amusing but... by KDN · · Score: 1

      It's marketing. And it's excellent marketing. Plausible risk has little to do with it, but it makes me want to invest in the company.

      Its very good marketing, I can almost hear him saying "oh yeah, take that".

      On the negative side, I bet there is some teenage brat "suffering" from Affluzenza who is going to drive this car off a cliff, and when he skins his knee he is going to get his daddy to sue the company for a billion or so dollars.

    12. Re:Very amusing but... by InsaneMosquito · · Score: 5, Informative
      From the article:

      The protective qualities of the underbody shields are substantial, but their effect on the overall structure of the vehicle is minimal. In total, the shields only have a 0.1 percent impact on range and donâ(TM)t affect ride or handling. Wind tunnel testing shows no discernible change in drag or lift on the car.

    13. Re:Very amusing but... by Quila · · Score: 1

      Everything is risk mitigation. Tesla could try to mitigate the risk of Zeus throwing a thunderbolt from the heavens at a Model S, but the risk is so low, and nobody cares about it, so they're not doing it.

      As we have seen, there is far less fire risk in a Tesla than in all gasoline-powered cars on the road, so mitigation of that risk shouldn't be a priority either. However, the media has played up the "Electric cars catch fire, duh!" meme so much that this is basically a forced PR move.

    14. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla could try to mitigate the risk of Zeus throwing a thunderbolt from the heavens at a Model S

      Poor example. A car's metal frame is effectively a Faraday cage, so most cars on the road are already Zeus-resist.

    15. Re:Very amusing but... by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      I owned one of those Audi TTs without a spoiler (2000, USA). I took it up to its maximum speed (~130mph) on several occasions. I never noticed any poor handling at high speeds.

      During this time, I also rented a Corvette, which I was only able to safely get up to 120mph. At that speed, staying in one lane was nearly impossible, and if I had gone any faster I'm not convinced that I would've been able to stay on the pavement.

      I never understood why there was a recall on the TT that stuck a spoiler on it. In my opinion, its handling at high speeds was at least as good as other sports cars.

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    16. Re:Very amusing but... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Battery swaps aren't a dumb idea. If you want to recharge your electric car as fast as it takes a gas-powered car to refuel, that's the only way to do it with current tech. This doesn't mean it'll actually happen though; economic and regulatory problems could prevent battery swaps from ever becoming an available option. Technically, they make perfect sense.

      When the Empire State Building was designed, it was planned that dirigibles would dock there and people would be able to get on and off from the deck on top of the building. That of course never happened, but the building was designed with that capability in mind, and it wasn't a dumb idea; dirigible travel would really be nice in a lot of ways, but various problems prevented them from becoming a common mode of travel.

    17. Re:Very amusing but... by Quila · · Score: 2

      It's not a Faraday cage, but lightning does use the skin effect for most of its charge, and thus goes over the surface of the car. However, this doesn't work so well with the huge number of cars on the road with a non-metal skin.

      You are usually okay if your car's skin is metal, you don't happen to be touching anything in the interior at the time, and if nothing in the car catches fire due to the strike.

    18. Re:Very amusing but... by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      There are a lot of Audi TTs and few corvettes on the German market, where it is legal to drive that fast (at certain places). Add to that the "Deutsche Grundigkeit" and it doesn't seem a big surprise they added that spoiler. Conversely, IANAL, but I think if you were to sue Corvette in the US for loss of control at 120mph, you'd probably walk out of court with nothing but the speeding ticket of your lifetime.

    19. Re:Very amusing but... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      It's not so much that Tesla believes there's a problem but they want to get out in front of this and solve a "problem" that might affect sales.

      So you're in the market for a Tesla. You go to the showroom and talk to one of the Tesla people and you mention that you've heard these electric cars can catch fire in accident. The salesperson says, "Well, statistically, there's no more risk of a fire in an accident than there is for a gasoline powered car."

      Yeah, right. Salespeople are really trustworthy. "Statistically" means you're lying to me (Lies, damn lines, and statistics).

      So you're in the market for a Tesla. You go to the showroom and talk to one of the Tesla people and you mention that you've heard these electric cars can catch fire in accident. The salesperson says, "Well, what we at Tesla have done is added a Titanium shield--the same kind of material the US Government uses on armored vehicles--over the battery pack. Furthermore, we've added an aluminum bar and extrusion so that if the wheels come flying off after you hit a roundabout at 110 MPH the battery pack won't get damaged."

      Which answer, as a customer, are you going to feel more comfortable about?

    20. Re:Very amusing but... by holmstar · · Score: 1

      The first Tesla battery swapping stations are apparently going to be opening shortly, so it will soon be an available option in at least some locations.

    21. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course battery swap is a dumb idea. You have to manage an inventory of expensive $20k+ parts that could be stolen, you have multiple sizes and model of battery, and different wear states. The batteries lose power constantly. You have to manage liability, if you install a defective battery and it catches fire who pays. You have complicated machinery that you need to have many of to handle rushes that go unused at other times. And you still need to have the same order of magnitude of power available to charge up the swapped out batteries as you would to just charge them in the car.

      It's not just dumb, it's colossally stupid.

      But it does have one good thing... you can "wow" the press and unwashed masses and investors in your stock with a fancy demonstration, and use it as a talking point anytime refueling is brought up as a problem.

    22. Re:Very amusing but... by hab136 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >You have to manage an inventory of expensive $20k+ parts that could be stolen,

      All inaccessible and underground. They're also fairly useless to thieves; who would they sell a stolen Tesla Model S battery pack to?

      The battery packs are heavy, unwieldy, and can't be resold to anyone. If you're a thief, there are much better targets.

      >you have multiple sizes and model of battery,

      All the loaner packs can be the same size and model.

      > and different wear states. The batteries lose power constantly.

      Since they're at the charging station, they can keep the batteries topped off. As they wear out, they'll be replaced. Tesla owns the loaner packs. The battery swap is actually a loan, not a true swap like propane. You have to go back to that station and get your original pack back.

      >You have to manage liability, if you install a defective battery and it catches fire who pays.

      Tesla, since they're both the manufacturer and the battery swapper.

      >You have complicated machinery that you need to have many of to handle rushes that go unused at other times

      It takes 93 seconds to swap batteries. http://www.teslamotors.com/bat...
      They really only need one swapping machine on site for the foreseeable future, and if they get to the point where they need more swapping machines, then they're doing very very well.

      Especially since swapping isn't going to be used day-to-day; you'll charge at home or work. Swapping is really only for long-distance trips.

      >And you still need to have the same order of magnitude of power available to charge up the swapped out batteries as you would to just charge them in the car.

      Of course. The advantage of battery swap is that you can run out your current battery, swap at the station, drive wherever you're going, come back, swap back for your now-recharged pack, and go home. 186 seconds during the trip, versus having to stop and charge for a few hours.

    23. Re:Very amusing but... by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      My 1997 BMW 5 series (the Tesla competes with the 2014 7 Series) has a thick plastic underbody shield. It was designed in ~1992 and started production in Europe around 1994. So it's not a new concept. It also still gets 33mpg @ 70mph on the highway from Dallas to Houston and isn't a diesel.

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    24. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You have to go back to that station and get your original pack back.

      Add that to the list of reasons why it's a bad idea.

    25. Re:Very amusing but... by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      That should of course have been "sue Chevrolet", not Corvette.
      /. is really not the site for people who make a lot of slips of the keyboard. >:(

    26. Re:Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You have to manage an inventory of expensive $20k+ parts that could be stolen,

      All inaccessible and underground. They're also fairly useless to thieves; who would they sell a stolen Tesla Model S battery pack to?

      The battery packs are heavy, unwieldy, and can't be resold to anyone. If you're a thief, there are much better targets.

      And yet meth heads steal copper wires and pipes from homes. the battery packs can be disassembled and the cells resold, if nothing else. Lots of e-scoots and DIY bike conversions would be great for those cells.

    27. Re: Very amusing but... by shanetipping · · Score: 1

      who would open a jewelry store? The items are worth a lot and can be slipped into pockets! What a terrible business idea...this is what you sound like because you just aren't smart

    28. Re: Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jewelry stores spend a ton of money on security and insurance. A battery swap station will have to spend money on security and insurance that they wouldn't with just having charging stations. It's another point in the "bad idea" column that has to be offset by some benefit.

      The only benefit to battery swap anybody has mentioned is if you are on a trip you can save 15 minute as long as you return the same day to the same battery swap location to pick up your own battery. What a genius idea that is! /s

    29. Re: Very amusing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jewelry stores spend a ton of money on security and insurance. A battery swap station will have to spend money on security and insurance that they wouldn't with just having charging stations. It's another point in the "bad idea" column that has to be offset by some benefit.

      The only benefit to battery swap anybody has mentioned is if you are on a trip you can save 15 minute as long as you return the same day to the same battery swap location to pick up your own battery. What a genius idea that is! /s

      Bingo on the security point. Jewelry stores generally aren't in isolated unsecured areas, left unattended overnight, with merchandise in the windows. Jewelry stores don't warrant building underground bunkers to store their tiny stuff, why would there be a ROI on that spending for a swap station?

      The usual "battery swap" station idea assumes that all batteries are the same and you don't come back for "yours". That's stupid of course. You'd need to add serial number tracking and warranty extensions to cover that. Plus, every battery would need to be checked thoroughly, otherwise someone gets a bad pack on the way across the Mojave and they're dead. Vandals, oil investors might willfully damage batteries to create problems. Hell, that was basically the plot of one of the newer Bond movies where a trader shorted a stock that he planned to create bad publicity for.

  6. How does this impact price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it impacts range by ".01%" but how about cost?

    1. Re:How does this impact price? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have to ask, you weren't going to buy one anyways.

  7. Titanium causes fires??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was just announced that Titanium golf clubs were responsible for fires, now they covered the bottom of the car in it? CRAZY!!!!

  8. That *is* funny! by TraumaHound · · Score: 1

    Musk offered this amusing example: '... This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree.

    Hilarious!

    1. Re:That *is* funny! by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought it was pretty funny as an absurdist thing. "Yes, our car caught fire after crashing through a wall at 110 MPH, an unfortunate weakness in our battery-powered vehicle which any other car would have obviously brushed aside - the driver was fine, by the way." / "Yes, our cars catch fire after merely crashing through a wall, another wall, and a tree, after which the driver walked away...we suck :( "

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    2. Re:That *is* funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should be a reporter because your selective quoting is at a master level. It was amusing because the story was Tesla catches on fire, ignoring the series of events that caused the fire and the fact that the operator was uninjured after a devastating series of events.

    3. Re:That *is* funny! by Bomarc · · Score: 1

      And just how many times do *you* crash into two walls and a tree at 110 mph (while drunk)? The risk of this happening is so SMALL, why would this a factor with a decision to not buy?
      -- If my gas powered car would let me walk away after this type of incident -- I would buy that car again. Oh, wait...

    4. Re:That *is* funny! by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Musk offered this amusing example: '... This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree.

      Hilarious!

      And amazing the idiot survived. Should have been a Darwin award winner for sure. Testament to how tough that Model S really is, even before the added stuff.

    5. Re:That *is* funny! by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Thus confirrming that Elon Musk is actually Tony Stark.

    6. Re:That *is* funny! by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Agreed, kind of funny. Looking at the videos at the link, it's obvious to me though: that large metal screw that pops out is a critical weak link in the entire vehicle. Why, armadillos could DIE if they were hit by a screw being ejected like that!

      I wonder if film of a Tesla running over an antitank mine is next.

    7. Re:That *is* funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would factor in because the media left out most of those details in the reports. The headlines just say something like" Another Tesla S fire after accident in Mexico".

    8. Re:That *is* funny! by karnal · · Score: 2

      That's not a metal screw, it's a plastic pop fastener designed to hold plasticy bits in place.

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    9. Re:That *is* funny! by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Darwin Awards are for those who take themselves out before they have a chance to reproduce.

      In this case, we should just thank the individual for their sincere effort and wish them better luck next time.

    10. Re:That *is* funny! by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Not so long ago crashing into tree(s) at 80+ MPH was a fatality for the occupants of the vehicle. I think Tesla is already way ahead of the curve.

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  10. Fitted because they were needed! by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    This is what the rest of the automotive industry will say, then: "This shows what we have said all along, these things are unsafe.". These (misleading) headlines will be quoted all over - "case proven, Tesla is not safe".

    It would be amusing to see them held to the same standards - which the regulator could, nay - should, do.

    1. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      None of them would say that. That's like a CPU manufacturer saying multicore CPUs are unreliable. They're pretty much all selling them and they all know it's the future.

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    2. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Haven't they already broken the safety tests by being beyond the test limitations?

      Not sure what else the *regulators* should do.

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    3. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or like somebody from Qualcomm dismissing 64 bit processors in a phone as a marketing ploy, just before they announced their own. That would never happen.

    4. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Informative

      Haven't they already broken the safety tests by being beyond the test limitations?

      Let's see, they had to come up with extraordinary measures in order to flip the Tesla for that safety test, they broke the crush machine at somewhere around the equivalent of 4 teslas stacked on top of the roof.

      Thus far the Tesla has taken full advantage of it's electric design to make a vehicle that sneers at standard impact tests.

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    5. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stacked I raise you 7 Volvos
      http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/volvo-stack-e1314951030869.jpg

    6. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they broke the crush machine at somewhere around the equivalent of 4 teslas stacked on top of the roof.
       
      Volvo was doing that back in the 70s. Get over yourself and your fanboyism.

    7. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Phreakiture · · Score: 2

      Stacked I raise you 7 Volvos http://www.aronline.co.uk/blog...

      That's only six stacked on the roof of one, and Volvos are lighter than Teslas by about a 2:1 margin.

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    8. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It happened for Intel, but it didn't go over well for them. People bought AMD64 processors in huge numbers, despite Intel's claims that "consumers don't need 64-bit CPUs, anyone who really needs that should get an Itanic!!", which is precisely why Intel jumped on the bandwagon shortly after.

    9. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by drainbramage · · Score: 2

      I remember the ad, and quite some time later the reality.
      The Volvo(s) had help.
      From a quick google search:
      1971 Volvo print ad emphasizing roof strength. Called "Stacking," the ad showed six Volvo 144s stacked atop a seventh. They were real Volvos, but the impressive stack had help. Each of the six stacked cars rested in a wooden cradle that evenly distributed its weight across the top of the car immediately beneath--and also helped keep the stack from toppling over and ruining some hapless photographer‘s day.
      http://autos.aol.com/article/s...

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    10. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by holmstar · · Score: 1

      That must not be the case today since we haven't heard about volvos breaking any testing equipment.

    11. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Approximating to a 2:1 margin is quite a ways off. From what I can gather, those are either 740's or 760's stacked in that picture and the lightest configuration I can find is an 82 760 that weighs in at about 2900 pounds (other configurations coming as high as 3300 pounds). Curb weight for the Tesla S is 4,647.3 pounds. Forgetting that the vehicle you're stacking these on top of is lighter and about three decades older, the Tesla bore 18589 pounds versus the Volvo's 17400 pounds (which didn't crush the it because that would defeat the purpose of the advertisement). My point being the Volvo for its time was still more impressive.

    12. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Modded up for making up bullshit numbers? Slashdot has a serious Tesla dick up its ass.

    13. Re:Fitted because they were needed! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Indeed, like many other car companies, Volvo has probably started building their vehicles down to a price, thus can't do the 6 car thing anymore.

      Either that or Volvo knows their roofs are that strong and use more powerful presses during testing.

      I don't reply to AC's(don't even read them normally), but I'm impressed with Tesla's safety record. With as many cars on the road as long as they've had them, their 'no fatality/no permanent disability' record is becoming impressive.

      The press thing was only one of the safety results I remember.

      Oh, and for the number of Teslas the roof can withstand - we know it's a minimum of 4, since the press broke at that point, it's probably higher.

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  11. sky should be the limit... by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 1

    for a $90k car...why not carbon fiber too?

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    1. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not the magical material people think it is. It's just rigid for its weight, but not particularly tough.

    2. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      LOLWUT?

      Race car crash structures - structures specifically made to absorb crash impact - are made of CF. It's very tough. It's why an F1 driver can walk away from plowing into a concrete wall at 300kph with just a hollow spike of material a few feet long between himself and the wall.

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    3. Re:sky should be the limit... by hAckz0r · · Score: 0
      This decision is for the laymen that don't know enough to see the solution for what little benefit it provides. To them carbon is bad. Think Coal (flammable) and C02 (poisoning our atmosphere, and why we buy a Tesla in the first place). Never mind that graphite is non-flamable and diamond is the hardest structure known, as they don't get in the news.

      Maybe spider silk? Spiderman is cool. Yup, make it out of spider silk and that would sell a lot of cars.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    4. Re:sky should be the limit... by HerculesMO · · Score: 2

      Agreed... carbon fiber has a brittleness, and while more sturdy than porcelain, exhibits some of the same behavior of cracking rather than absorbing any impact.

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    5. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, I think you need to get some materials science 101 into you, buddy. I've read a lot of your posts and you sound like a misinformed, excited teenager. The fact that carbon fiber ISN'T tough is the reason your F1 driver can walk away. You want to see TOUGH? In the 1960s they built race cars like airplanes. Light AND tough, every accident turned the driver into jelly and the cars survived.

    6. Re:sky should be the limit... by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      They achieve that with an elaborate multi-layer hand laid structure that would be too expensive to employ in volume production.

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    7. Re:sky should be the limit... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Carbon fiber has a failure mode that you could describe as "explosive". It absorbs a lot of energy, which is what the race car driver wants, but it doesn't necessarily prevent a sharp object from penetrating the area, which is what Tesla wants.Titanium has incredible toughness given its weight, which makes it a good candidate here. It's expensive, but in a $100,000 car, so what?

      Anyway, there's a reason that the A-10 pilot sits in a titanium "bathtub".

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    8. Re:sky should be the limit... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Actually laymen tend to think carbon fibre is very cool. It actually gets used in a lot of gift products that have little or no justification for it's combination of lightness and strength. E.g. Carbon fibre lighters, pens, smartphone cases.

    9. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      Is "tough" a technical term? If you're going to get pedantic I think we should use technical terms.

      It's "tough" as in a strong enough material to make a good crash structure, we agree on that. It's not "tough" like diamond. If you read my earlier post in this thread about crappy motorcycle helmets, you'd see that I don't think harder = better crash structure.

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    10. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      BTW, thanks for calling me an "excited teenager" though. Makes me feel young!

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    11. Re:sky should be the limit... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      It's why an F1 driver can walk away from plowing into a concrete wall at 300kph with just a hollow spike of material a few feet long between himself and the wall.

      And if the cars were carrying lithium-ion batteries they would catch fire, which is the point here, irrespective of any LOLWUTs.

    12. Re:sky should be the limit... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The same is true of titanium.

      Titanium sporks are popular for camping.

    13. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Race cars are designed to ablate shedding energy, saving the driver at the cost of structural integrity.

      The car is specifically designed not to survive the high speed crash (it sacrifices itself to protect the driver). That's not "tough" by any definition of which I am aware.

      In the more general case carbon fiber is used where the primary design feature is being lightweight, and you only need just enough strength to prevent structural collapse. Cases where you want the structure to survive significant stress tend to prefer aluminum, titanium, or steel alloys.

    14. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, toughness is a term used in materials science. It behooves YOU to look into things before making incredible statements about a subject you clearly know little to nothing about.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

      That'll get you started. And I didn't call you an excited teenager to refer to your youth, but your naive, hysterical rants about things you know nothing about. I also called you misinformed...

      And since this story is about the underbody of an electric car, not its cabin, I really have no idea why the OP brought up CF anyways. You WANT something tough under the car, not carbon fiber!!!

      Remember how in the late '90s early 2000s, carbon fiber rims for high-end bikes were all the rage?? Try finding some now. Bike stores now carry 99.9% aluminum rims with carbon fiber non-structural sheets to give the wheel a racing profile...

      Why? What happened? Isn't carbon fiber the magical Space Elevator material of the glorious 3D printed future? Oops, turns out that carbon fiber has very low toughness, it doesn't deal very well with cracks under stress.

      So back to bikes: people simply treated their magical wheels like any old wheel and didn't read the effing manual. Any gouge or scratch and the wheel is fatally flawed. Lots of these wheels simply flew apart under stress, like riding fast into a corner. Crack gets bigger, wheel explodes. There's your lack of toughness. Competitive cyclists don't care since they don't pay for their bike, or even do their own maintenance. Sure, CF is light and rigid enough, but that's IT. Nothing else.

      And this isn't even new knowledge. Carbon fiber was used the 19 SIXTIES to try to build fan blades for a jet engine... Yeah, guess how that turned out?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

      "The situation deteriorated further when in May 1970 the new Hyfil (a Carbon (fiber) composite) fan stage, after passing every other test, shattered into pieces when a chicken was fired into it at high speed."

      Oops. No toughness. We know that. Since half a century. But it keeps popping up into popular imagination as some sort of magical material. It ain't.

    15. Re:sky should be the limit... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Actually laymen tend to think carbon fibre is very cool. It actually gets used in a lot of gift products that have little or no justification for it's combination of lightness and strength. E.g. Carbon fibre lighters, pens, smartphone cases.

      And most of that is probably faux carbon fiber too - just a fancy design printed on the plastic material they're using. Do it via hydro-dipping and it conforms to the surface in ways the real thing would, too.

      It's far too pricey for cheap ass geegaws - if it was really carbon fiber, it would be way way up there in price.

      Now, carbon fiber is great at absorbing energy - shattering consumes an immense amount of it. Unfortunately, I'm fairly certain you don't want shrapnel going everywhere in a crash lest it impale passers-by. They get away with it in F1 because the spectators tend to be well set back from the track for that reason.

    16. Re:sky should be the limit... by Brianwa · · Score: 2

      Yes, "toughness" is a technical term that refers to how much a material can yield before it breaks. In that sense, carbon fiber is not considered to be tough at all.

      Crash structures that use CF normally depend on it's tendency to shatter violently at failure. If you watch any recent F1 crash that damages the monocoque, you'll see an explosion of debris -- this is by design. Done right, you can use up some of the crash energy as kinetic energy in the debris. Unfortunately, this is extremely difficult to design and test. It's also more or less a one-time use thing, I would worry that day to day bumps and scratches that happen on road vehicles might reduce the effectiveness of the structure.

      The undercarriages of F1 cars are a little different, they generally have an aerodynamic undertray protected by a layer of kevlar (or similar material). This is good at reducing damage from occasional contact with the road surface and minor debris, but it depends on the undertray's ability to flex at impact and has to be replaced fairly often.

    17. Re:sky should be the limit... by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble ... Diamonds aren't "tough" either. A good example of "tough" is an anvil. Toughness is a measure of the ability to survive harsh treatment.

    18. Re:sky should be the limit... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Because Tesla owners don't want a car that shatters when they hit a curb or get rear ended by a slow moving vehicle. If you've ever seen a F1 car just absolutely disintegrate on crash you've seen what Carbon Fiber does. That's not a desirable quality in a daily driver.

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    19. Re:sky should be the limit... by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Because carbon fiber is not a particularly effective material for armor and impact resistance?

    20. Re:sky should be the limit... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Is "tough" a technical term?

      Fuck yes!

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    21. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Yes, you should use technical terms, and "toughness" is indeed a technical term. From Wikipedia:
      "In materials science and metallurgy, toughness is the ability of a material to absorb energy and plastically deform without fracturing. One definition of material toughness is the amount of energy per volume that a material can absorb before rupturing. It is also defined as the resistance to fracture of a material when stressed. Toughness requires a balance of strength and ductility."

      Diamonds aren't very tough. They are extremely hard however. Hardness != toughness != strength.

      You people need to take a Materials Science class.

    22. Re:sky should be the limit... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      I had it explained this way: "Carbon fiber is great in the X and Y axis of the weave. Not so much the Z axis." So, yeah, hitting a carbon fiber structure with a rock perpendicular to the weave will damage (possibly destroy) the carbon fiber structure. They don't layer and epoxy coat them for looks.

    23. Re:sky should be the limit... by nanocarbon · · Score: 1

      Is "tough" a technical term? If you're going to get pedantic I think we should use technical terms.

      We should. Lets introduce you to what they mean. Diamonds are anything but tough, they don't take much energy to fracture. They are, however, hard, meaning they take a LOT of force to deform (Rockwell Hardness, not Moh's). They also can scratch most other materials without damage (that's Moh's). Carbon fiber composites are NOT tough under impact. They have a very high tensile strength. Tensile strength is the tensile stress (pulling force over area) required to break the material. Titanium alloys have a nice balance of impact toughness, resilience, and density, so they can take a large impact without allowing the object to penetrate the plate or significantly damage the batteries on the other side, while not making the car as heavy as a tank. Wikipedia/google is your friend. They have decent explanations of this sort of thing.

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    24. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why? What happened? Isn't carbon fiber the magical Space Elevator material of the glorious 3D printed future? Oops, turns out that carbon fiber has very low toughness, it doesn't deal very well with cracks under stress.

      That doesn't seem to stop Boeing from using it for aircraft wings.

      You really should read your own links, or better yet take a Materials Science class. From Wikipedia: "In materials science and metallurgy, toughness is the ability of a material to absorb energy and plastically deform without fracturing. One definition of material toughness is the amount of energy per volume that a material can absorb before rupturing. It is also defined as the resistance to fracture of a material when stressed."

      Something that can be flexed back and forth a lot without ever fracturing is by definition "tough". This doesn't mean it has the surface hardness necessary to be used as an impact shield (or a road wheel), or is appropriate for use as an ablative shield.

      Also, carbon fiber technology has changed a lot since the 1960s.

      BTW, aluminum is notorious for not being very tough at all. Its attractive quality is an extremely high strength-to-weight ratio. It works in bike wheels because it's light, strong, and has decent (though not great) hardness, so minor scratches and gouges aren't a problem. CF is lighter and stronger, but doesn't work so well when it's damaged.

    25. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. Go take a Materials Science class. From Wikipedia (for the 3rd time in this thread): "In materials science and metallurgy, toughness is the ability of a material to absorb energy and plastically deform without fracturing. One definition of material toughness is the amount of energy per volume that a material can absorb before rupturing. It is also defined as the resistance to fracture of a material when stressed."

    26. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      They've been carrying lithium-ion batteries for the KERS system for a few years now.

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    27. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Damn, thought I was using a colloquial term, specifically to avoid getting dragged into materials science pedantry.

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    28. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You're right, I have no materials science education whatsoever and accidentally used a technical term as a colloquialism. Something's bound to be on the opposite corner of the map from your area of expertise, mine being computer science.

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    29. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which has nothing to do with toughening the underbody of a car. What a surprise, Grishnakh doesn't understand plain English, basic logic, or anything really. What a wonder you're a Space Nutter too.

    30. Re:sky should be the limit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Aluminum sucks for wheels which are at risk of impact, no matter what kind of vehicle you're talking about. That's why you often still see steel wheels on 4x4s even now that aluminum wheels are cheap. But CF spokes with a steel rim would be all right. That way your rim wouldn't explode if you ran over a curb or a rock.

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    31. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you're going to get into a discussion about the properties of materials, you can't use colloquial terms because you're no longer talking colloquially. "Toughness", "hardness", and "strength" are very basic materials science terms with very specific meanings.

    32. Re:sky should be the limit... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Informative

      You need either a materials science class or a reading class...

      Diamonds are not tough in that they can be crushed and they do not appreciably deform.
      Anvils are tough in that they can be repeatedly hit with a hammer, which will create dents etc. but will not fracture the metal.

    33. Re:sky should be the limit... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Now that I see you do know what you're talking about, I apologise for insulting you in reply to your other comment.

    34. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      CF spokes won't work either: as we've already discussed here, CF isn't very suitable for applications where it's going to be gouged and impacted. Regular car drivers are notorious for "curbing" their wheels. It would only take one incident of scratching the wheel on a curb and a CF-spoke rim would be trashed. Even if you're a good enough driver to not curb your rims, it's still quite possible for stray rocks to hit the wheel spokes and damage them over the course of 100,000 miles or so, which could lead to catastrophic failure and a giant lawsuit. So you're not likely to see any CF-spoke wheels for roadgoing cars, except maybe from some aftermarket companies that include giant warnings and disclaimers. I wouldn't use one. This is yet another example of something that would be OK for a race car where it only needs to work for 500 miles on a nice racetrack before being replaced, but is entirely unsuitable for regular cars which encounter all kinds of weather conditions and poor treatment and maintenance over 100-300,000 miles.

    35. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, big surprise, a computer nerd that doesn't know a single fucking thing about the material world opening his fat yap about shit he has no clue about. Guess what, idiot, we ain't colonizing Mars either, no matter how awesome your algorithms get...

      Here, this is what you wrote:

      "LOLWUT? Race car crash structures - structures specifically made to absorb crash impact - are made of CF. It's very tough. It's why an F1 driver can walk away from plowing into a concrete wall at 300kph with just a hollow spike of material a few feet long between himself and the wall."

      Yeah, all of a sudden we're pedantic when you're shown how wrong you are? Here's today's lesson in humility: Shut your FAT YAP about shit you HAVE NO CLUE about. Read what you wrote again. Sounds pretty arrogant and juvenile now, eh? Goes for you too Grishnakh. Especially you. At least RMH here seems to be able to learn. It took a superhuman team effort, but eventually understanding, a dim one, trickles in.

    36. Re:sky should be the limit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      It would only take one incident of scratching the wheel on a curb and a CF-spoke rim would be trashed.

      That's only true for wheels with a massive offset (I always get which is positive and which is negative wrong, so uh, outwards.) And while those are in the majority today, some sort of protective hubcap could be used. It could feature transparent elements to show off the CF for markets which desire that sort of thing.

      So you're not likely to see any CF-spoke wheels for roadgoing cars, except maybe from some aftermarket companies that include giant warnings and disclaimers.

      I suspect that eventually someone will come up with a clever way to determine whether the CF is failing. Some sort of capacitance test through an edge connection (conductive epoxy?) is my gut instinct. If you could detect both conductivity (fiber failure) and leakage (epoxy failure) you'd really have something. Probably an astronomically expensive part.

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    37. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some bikes use carbon fiber "spokes", but they're large, flat things that are also fragile WRT to scratches.

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lptV...

      But this is what can happen.

      http://www.milanofixed.com/wp-...

      But Zylon makes great spokes though, covered in thick vinyl.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z...

      http://brimages.bikeboardmedia...

      Bitch to tension, and hard to re-spoke too. Spinergy taking 6 months to send out replacement spokes isn't great either.

    38. Re:sky should be the limit... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Probably an astronomically expensive part.

      Exactly. It's much cheaper and easier to just use aluminum. If you need better strength and/or lower weight, you can forge it instead of casting it like most alloy wheels are. Going to some highly-complex multi-piece aluminum-rim+CF-spoke wheel isn't going to make any kind of measurable difference in performance or fuel economy for a regular commuter car. There's still room for improvement in aluminum wheels, or you can go to magnesium like some European cars used to use. Heck, you could probably switch to titanium and still be a lot cheaper than the CF-spoke wheel.

    39. Re:sky should be the limit... by afidel · · Score: 1

      It's far too pricey for cheap ass geegaws - if it was really carbon fiber, it would be way way up there in price.

      Not really, CF is only slightly more expensive than fiberglass to make in sheets, it's complex forms that have to be vacuum kilned that get expensive (mostly because it's a batch rather than continuous process and so slow and labor intensive).

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    40. Re:sky should be the limit... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Still not ashamed. I was replying to someone who appeared to be saying that carbon fiber was too fragile to make a good crash structure. I was right about that. I accidentally misused a term with a technical meaning in the process, that's all.

      Sad thing is, I can't tell if you're a brilliant engineer or just a troll with basic materials science education, because they'd both respond the same way.

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    41. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titanium sporks are popular for camping.

      Titanium is light.

    42. Re:sky should be the limit... by amaurea · · Score: 2

      Why? What happened? Isn't carbon fiber the magical Space Elevator material of the glorious 3D printed future?

      Carbon fiber or carbon fiber reinfoced polymer are not the same thing as carbon nanotubes. For example, carbon nanotubes have 15 times higher tensile strength than carbon fibre. I couldn't find toughness numbers for carbon nanotubes, though. And we can't really make anything large with nanotubes yet (not without losing most of their strength).

    43. Re:sky should be the limit... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      The undercarriage of an F1 car is protected by a plank of wood, unless they've changed that rule

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    44. Re:sky should be the limit... by Brianwa · · Score: 1

      Interesting. The rules change way faster than I bother to keep up with so I wouldn't be surprised.

    45. Re:sky should be the limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are not an excited teenager, it was an insult, not a compliment. He says you only *sounded like* that.

    46. Re:sky should be the limit... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Isn't carbon fiber the magical Space Elevator material

      No, that's carbon nanotubes - nobody even knows how to make them long enough to use in a bike rim yet nor how to use them in groups.

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    47. Re:sky should be the limit... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Probably an astronomically expensive part.

      Exactly. It's much cheaper and easier to just use aluminum.

      Ah, but aluminum suffers from stress fractures as well, and as far as I know it's not being self-analyzed either. Although that, too, would be a fascinating field of research. Perhaps sending radio waves through the skin and receiving the response at a variety of points. Maybe you could figure out how to calculate flexion from it as well :)

      Seriously though, I do think there's something to the idea of self-analyzing carbon fiber. Perhaps RFID cap sensors could be embedded in the panel and read remotely. We do it on automobiles to monitor tire pressure, why not on airplanes to check for panel stress and/or failure?

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    48. Re:sky should be the limit... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      ^^ this

      The whole point of having a car that comes out of a collision looking like a crumpled beer can is to reduce the v that the meat-monkey experiences inside the can.

    49. Re:sky should be the limit... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I am struggling to understand why this is even an argument on /. There must be too many web-code-monkies on /. now. Properties of Materials used to be part of the geek 101 course requirements.... Toughness, hardness and strength are taught in high school chemistry.... WTF, /.?

  12. when way too much is never enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    crown royal WMD peddlers wwworld wide shutting down social media, gassing the populations etc... etc.... crying foulish mistreatment by ungrateful unchosen subjects

  13. Who the hell was driving that car? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

    This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later.

    This sounds like something yon might see if you're watching Road Runner

    1. Re:Who the hell was driving that car? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Meep.

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    2. Re:Who the hell was driving that car? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      That's 'Meep Meep!'

      Never get a monkey to do a bird's job.

    3. Re:Who the hell was driving that car? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      No, they only paid him to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

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    4. Re:Who the hell was driving that car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they only paid for the first 'Meep' and just replayed it.

  14. Wow by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3

    the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries

    I can't be the only one who finds this amazing. People survive these kinds of crashes, but to be able to get yourself out for the vehicle and walk away on your own is impressive.

    1. Re:Wow by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      VERY impressive for a production vehicle.

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  15. That's nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slow news day eh?

  16. PR smackdown by HeckRuler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I usually detest any sort of PR speak. That sort of bullshit where they desperately try to spin negative news to their advantage. It's just something I've come to expect from corporations and politicians.

    But this?

    We believe these changes will also help prevent a fire resulting from an extremely high speed impact that tears the wheels off the car, like the other Model S impact fire, which occurred last year in Mexico. This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later. The underbody shields will help prevent a fire even in such a scenario.

    That is some mighty fine PR smackdown.
    Sure, there were other fires, but this one they got covered.

    Can we please move to the post-bullshit era where authenticity is expected?

    1. Re:PR smackdown by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Informative

      The other fire involved tripping over a 50 pound metal spike at 70mph, causing it to upend violently and drive itself through the underside of the car with the force of a cannon.

      This one's easy to spin: "Tesla hits piece of metal on the road, catches fire." Problem was it hit a piece of metal on the road while going incredibly fast--fast enough for a piece of mild steel to puncture a 1/4 inch aluminum plate. Go find a 6mm thick piece of aluminum and try putting a nail through it. In theory, if the metal flipped upwards, it would skid off the bottom of the plate; if the ground end caught so it rotated, it would still skid across the aluminum plate. In reality, if you hit it hard enough, it'll either create a dimple or (more likely) it'll hit with enough force to wedge itself, creating enough friction that it tilts upward rather than skids--and if you're moving fast enough, that's enough energy to drive the fucking thing through the underside of the battery.

      The other fires--fires caused by faulty wiring or wall chargers, who knows--were caused at the wall.

      So the plate was replaced by a plate that can withstand retarded morons who should not be driving. That's basically what it amounts to. If you see a rusty trailer hitch in the road, try not to hit it so hard that it lifts your car up into the air. You should also try not to crash into a concrete barrier wall at 110mph, then through a reinforced buttressed concrete wall, then headlong into a tree. These are things they recommend against doing in driver's ed.

    2. Re:PR smackdown by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      You know, I usually detest any sort of PR speak. That sort of bullshit where they desperately try to spin negative news to their advantage. It's just something I've come to expect from corporations and politicians.

      But this?

      Can we please move to the post-bullshit era where authenticity is expected?

      Is Fox News gone yet? No? Keep waiting.

    3. Re:PR smackdown by starless · · Score: 1

      The other fire involved tripping over a 50 pound metal spike at 70mph, causing it to upend violently and drive itself through the underside of the car with the force of a cannon.

      This one's easy to spin: "Tesla hits piece of metal on the road, catches fire." Problem was it hit a piece of metal on the road while going incredibly fast--[...]

      I don't believe 70 mph really counts as "incredibly fast".
      If you're driving at 70 mph on may roads around here (Washington DC area), you'll be passed by many other vehicles.

    4. Re:PR smackdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 100% on board with your post, up til the last line.

      No, we can't move past the bullshit era... it's always the bullshit era. Always has been, always will be.

      Sorry =(

    5. Re:PR smackdown by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you're traveling at 70mph on the road here I'll pass you on my bicycle. It's a Trek bike so it's very good.

    6. Re:PR smackdown by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      was replaced by a plate that can withstand retarded morons

      It comes down to how hard you fling them at the plate...

    7. Re:PR smackdown by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      The other fire involved tripping over a 50 pound metal spike at 70mph, causing it to upend violently and drive itself through the underside of the car with the force of a cannon.

      Actually, it was a three-ball commercial trailer hitch that was in the road and got flipped up under the car when the driver tried to avoid it. http://www.teslamotors.com/blo...

    8. Re:PR smackdown by clovis · · Score: 1

      You should also try not to crash into a concrete barrier wall at 110mph, then through a reinforced buttressed concrete wall, then headlong into a tree.

      Unless you're driving a Tesla, then it's no big deal.

    9. Re:PR smackdown by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's hilarious, but don't confuse it with authenticity.

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    10. Re:PR smackdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's remarkably good, considering that on a flat surface, going 83.13 mph is the world record without any pacing.

      And that's in a recumbent bike with a carbon fiber shell to reduce drag.

  17. Check out some Volvo ads by swb · · Score: 1

    You should see some of the cars people survived accidents from. You'd think there's no way they could have even lived.

    1. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      This. One of the unsung heros of the late 20th Century and beyond are the automobile engineers. Modern cars can take an enormous amount of impact energy and distribute it away from the passengers. It's actually unusual to see serious injuries in major car crashes - it certainly happens but not to the frequency it did previous to energy absorbing frames, airbags, active tensioners and the like.

      No kaboom.. No earth shattering kaboom. But you can't have everything.

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    2. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by sjbe · · Score: 1

      It's actually unusual to see serious injuries in major car crashes

      You mean except for the 1.24 million deaths annually on roads? Or the 20-40,000 people who die each year in car crashes in the US alone? Interesting definition of unusual you have there.

    3. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      You should see some of the cars people survived accidents from. You'd think there's no way they could have even lived.

      110 MPH through two concrete walls in not your typical accident.

    4. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by jabuzz · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah but that is because the USA has all these intersections/cross roads instead of roundabouts, and no enforced seatbelt rules.

      In a more sensible country which does have these features, deaths per 100,000 is 2.75 instead of 10.4, and deaths per 100,000 vehicles is 5.1 instead of 15, and deaths per 1 billion km is 3.6 instead of 8.5.

      Or maybe it is because we are all such great drivers in the U.K. :-) Though our driving tests are far more rigorous than the ones in the USA.

    5. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, roughly 3.23% of worldwide traffic fatalities happen in the US, and that somehow implies that it's typical to see serious injuries in major car crashes despite improvements in vehicle safety over the last half-century? How about some recent data for the US (PDF): nope, some basic math shows that 0.55% of police-reported crashes in 2012 were fatal (30,800 fatal crashes / 5,615,000 reported). Even as a percentage of only those crashes where someone was injured (2,362,000), that's still only 1.3%. Sounds pretty damn infrequent to me.

    6. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by sjbe · · Score: 1

      In a more sensible country which does have these features...

      Yeah I stopped reading here when you started acting like a smug douche nozzle.

    7. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How many of those are in older vehicles that don't meet modern crash standards? (Or foreign vehicles which don't meet any real crash standards? Indian and Chinese cars are not known for crashworthiness.) How many are with people who are unbelted?

    8. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's because you chuckleheads think 100 miles is a long way. I drive that pretty much every day or two.

    9. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by dave420 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The truth hurts, I guess. You poor little guy.

    10. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by hendrips · · Score: 1

      You appear to be drawing your numbers from this Wikipedia article. If you had paid attention, you'd realize

      a) that the UK numbers are from 2012 whereas the U.S. numbers are from 2009 - this is important because death rates per kilometer driven are falling pretty rapidly every year as older, unsafe cars are retired,
      b) that the U.S. statistics are an estimate from OECD IRTAD, rather than using the actual, official statistics published by NHSTA (NHSTA reports a noticeably lower fatality rate than Wikipedia's source),
      c) and that comparing traffic deaths among populations with dissimilar driving patterns to score nationalistic points is stupid.

      Sorry to rain on your jingoism parade, but the difference in traffic safety among the U.S. and the other English speaking countries isn't really significant. If you want to pick on a country that deserves it, I recommend the UAE or Brazil.

    11. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by hendrips · · Score: 1

      I assume that ColdWetDog was talking about American or western European engineers. Considering that, depending on which source you believe, there's roughly one fatal car crash in the U.S. per 100 million miles driven, I'd agree that fatal crashes are indeed unusual. And that figure includes a number of older, less safe cars that are still on the road; brand new cars will make the number of fatalities even more rare.

      It's easy to make ratios look big when you only quote the numerator. There are 320 million people in the U.S. If we assume your estimate is correct, then that's less than one hundredth of one percent dying in a car crash. Again, I would say that percentage is small enough to qualify as "unusual."

    12. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Quila · · Score: 1

      Most states have enforced seatbelt rules, called, and run campaigns like "Click it or Ticket".

      Of course this idiotic violation of the concepts of personal responsibility and liberty was sold to us as "Don't worry, it'll never be a primary offense" as in if you're pulled over for some other reason you may also get a ticket for it. Now it's a primary offense, a reason to pull you over. Just another example of the oppressive nanny-state slippery slope.

      FTR, I always wear a seatbelt, as will anybody in my car with me. I oppose this on the grounds of personal liberty, not so I can drive without a seatbelt, which I consider pretty stupid.

    13. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it is because we spend a lot more time on the road than most Europeans.

    14. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that a selection of accidents chosen for shock value on how mangled the car is while the people inside survived* would also tend to not select 'typical accidents', which I believe would be a relative low speed rear-ending.

      I've seen such pictures where I'm looking at the vehicle and going 'how could anybody FIT in that crushed wreck?'

      Of course, that today's cars are designed to collapse helps with the shock value - modern cars designed for safety will happily deform into a crazy mess in order to prevent all the intrusion into the passenger cabin they can while lowering the accelleration the passengers experience during the crash.

      Prevent intrusion into the cabin and humans can survive incredible amounts of acceleration, as John Stapp proved.

      *Even if 'survived' includes missing limbs, permanent injury, and length hospital stays.

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    15. Re:Check out some Volvo ads by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that a selection of accidents chosen for shock value on how mangled the car is while the people inside survived* would also tend to not select 'typical accidents', which I believe would be a relative low speed rear-ending.

      How many fatalities like you've described have occurred in a Tesla?

  18. indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed it does; it makes me wonder why they don't make the Tesla S look more like a badass car and less like a family sedan.Wouldn't take much revision to have, say, a Tesla Se, that's got minor revisions ala body panels.

    Personally, I'm waiting for the Tesla minitruck (think 1980s Toyota). Maybe by then they'll have the "cold weather energy cell" issue fixed and the vehicle would be of some use to most people.

    1. Re:indeed by macpacheco · · Score: 1

      The "cold weather energy cell" has been shown to be some bad 12V batteries in some cars (Tesla have the large li-ion battery pack and a more traditional 12V battery). AFAIK, those have been replace, problem solved. Elon tweeted about this about 3-4 months ago. Somebody will correct me in 1,2,3,4,5,...

    2. Re:indeed by KDN · · Score: 1

      Indeed it does; it makes me wonder why they don't make the Tesla S look more like a badass car and less like a family sedan.Wouldn't take much revision to have, say, a Tesla Se, that's got minor revisions ala body panels.

      I have to wonder if they are going to do a "Mad Max" version of the Tesla :-) Driving through massive potholes, smashing concrete blocks in the street, deflecting steel rods. Perfect for driving in NYC :-).

    3. Re:indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern cars are designed based on aerodynamics. "looking cool" would reduce the vehicle' energy efficiency by increasing its drag coefficient.

    4. Re:indeed by Lazere · · Score: 2

      That's not exactly right. Nobody corrected you that quickly.

    5. Re:indeed by macpacheco · · Score: 1

      That's right. I suck at being funny !

  19. yeah, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will it survive atmospheric reentry?

  20. But seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this will be modded flamebait, but seriously, how many gasoline power cars catch fire after hitting road debris? Compare this number to the number of gasoline powered cars on the road that hit debris but don't catch fire. Then do this same calculation for the Tesla. That's the number I am interested in. It shows the probability that your car/Tesla will burn to the ground after hitting something in the road.

    1. Re:But seriously by Quila · · Score: 1

      Our subject here is safety, so the better question is "Relative to car miles driven [to account for more gas powered cars], how many people have been injured or killed by gasoline car fires caused by hitting road debris." The answer for Tesla is zero.

      Also remember that fire due to road debris is not the only kind of injury. People are actually hurt directly by the debris. That is common for cars, and that trailer hitch the Tesla hit would have ended up in the passenger compartment of a regular car. The answer for Tesla is still zero.

    2. Re:But seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this will be modded flamebait, but seriously, how many gasoline power cars catch fire after hitting road debris? Compare this number to the number of gasoline powered cars on the road that hit debris but don't catch fire. Then do this same calculation for the Tesla. That's the number I am interested in. It shows the probability that your car/Tesla will burn to the ground after hitting something in the road.

      Considering the gas vs electric fire rate seems to be around 200,000 to 3, THAT'S the number I'm interested in. It shows the probability that your gas-powered car will burn to the ground.

  21. One Down by Useless · · Score: 0

    So here's the daily Tesla slashvertisment. Now all we need is the daily Facebook, Bitcoin, and Snowden posts. And since it's Friday, need the weekly "Women in Tech" clickbait post.

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    1. Re:One Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really are Useless......

  22. Trailer hitch accident by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    I think I know the accident you speak of - it wasn't so much a 'metal spike' as a caltrop in the form of a trailer hitch on the road - One of those 3-ball types from some reports. I don't think it really weighed 50 pounds as I think it was a hitch like this one, putting it closer to 40 pounds(or less), given the shipping weight of 44 pounds.

    As for mild steel - not unless it was bought from some shady chinese store.

    That's basically what it amounts to. If you see a rusty trailer hitch in the road, try not to hit it so hard that it lifts your car up into the air.

    I'd tend to say 'try not to drive over stuff, especially big bits of metal'.

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    1. Re:Trailer hitch accident by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Washington state is the worst I've ever been in for crap on the roads.

    2. Re:Trailer hitch accident by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Worse, sometimes avoiding something isn't an option, much like how they recommend you DON'T try to dodge wildlife because of the probability that you'll lose control/roll the vehicle if you try. Sometimes the lane next to you might be unoccupied. Perhaps the object successfully passed under the semi(or even just fell off the vehicle in front of you), but you're built too low to avoid it, etc...

      One can go on about proper following distance, of course.

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  23. With a few more titanium parts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....maybe he can make it cost $150,000 just to make sure it's completely out of reach by the proles!

    WAY TO CHANGE THE WORLD* ELON.

    *for the 1%

  24. Transparent Aluminum Deflector Plates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh?

    1. Re:Transparent Aluminum Deflector Plates? by Virtucon · · Score: 1
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  25. hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot, please get a fucking education so you can stop sounding like a worthless shitbag.

  26. Thse tests are all the same car by kamakazi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did anyone else notice those seem to be successive tests on the same car? In the alternator test you see a fastener toward the back of the belly plate gets loosened, in the trailer hitch test you see the fastener actually come out, then in the concrete block test you see the belly plate actually flap under impact, and you can see what appears to be the hole that fastener came from.

    I am fairly impressed that, not only did they do real world tests (which do fall short of shearing off wheels and battering through concrete walls) but they apparently did not put the car on a lift and return it to perfect condition between successive tests.

    That makes the test a bit more real world like, cars get driven and accumulate wear and tear, so they are not necessarily going to be in factory mint condition when they hit something.

    You get the feeling, regardless of what you think of Musk or the car, that he is very proud of that car, and it appears justifiably so. Yes, he is defensive when the press screams disaster and trumpets doom and gloom about the car, but he doesn't ever try to hide from the press or try to spin the reports, instead he makes a change to improve the car, then does his spin on his own terms.

    Obviously titanium might be a bit pricey for the "cheap" Tesla when it arrives, but I bet the anti-penetration armor design will be there, even if it ends up being constructed of less expensive materials.

    In this way the response to the overhyped Tesla accidents and fires will help us all in the long run, just like the German automakers pioneered crash simulation in the 80s and 90s, and now all cars have crumple zones.

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    1. Re:Thse tests are all the same car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrysler started adding occupant protection in 1960.
      Germans were pretty late to that game.

      jr

  27. Tesla = Death, Yugo = Life, you decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is Tesla's indifference to the customer's safety that makes this car a death trap. Somone ever so gentily nudges a barrier (an old one that crumbled for 15 feet) at a relatively slow speed of 110 MPH and the two front wheels fly off and the car is flung in to a tree. All we hear from Telsa is "Save the batteries, save the poor batteries". What about the driver? Who is looking out for him?

    The safest car ever built was the Yugo. A 200 pound car with a top speed of 15 MPH; how much damage can you do?

    1. Re:Tesla = Death, Yugo = Life, you decide by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      LOL, uh you don't know Yugos very well do you?

      They can do at least 45MPH! http://articles.latimes.com/19...

         

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    2. Re:Tesla = Death, Yugo = Life, you decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, just how dumb do you have to be to steal a Yugo? Was he hoping that the owner wouldn't want it back or something?

  28. Will that Christie-proof it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might need another coating to protect it from GOP "Free-market" policies.

  29. No kaboom.. No earth shattering kaboom by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

    Love the mis-quote dude!

  30. Formula 1 cars used titanium skid plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Formula 1 titanium skid plates let them run very low ground clearance. They would bottom out frequently, generating a shower of sparks.

  31. Barbequed Proles by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

    In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside,

    So the folks in the other involved vehicle(s) will be quickly torched by leaking gasoline ignited by the long-lasting sparks from the shield designed to protect the rich man's batteries. Aces.

    1. Re:Barbequed Proles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How are sparks long lasting? So the gas-powered vehicles spill toxic, flammable liquids, but it's the Tesla's fault if they catch fire? Maybe you missed the part where gas-powered cars are already far more likely to catch fire than electric vehicles. It seems that your criticisms are based on some personal dislike of Tesla or Musk rather than a well-reasoned analysis.

    2. Re:Barbequed Proles by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the way our society works?

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  32. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking at the pictures, you see that from all appearances, the car itself wasn't even involved. It simply happened to be there.

    The fire department has torn down large amounts of sheet rock, trying to get at the fire, which says they thought it it was in the walls, or
    the ceiling. This sounds like an electrical fire, or something hot enough to possibly have ignited the studs behind the sheet rock, so they
    have to tear it down to make sure.
    The firemen are paying no attention to the car, they are looking as something on the wall or floor in front of the car.

    I'm thinking arson or a can of lawn mower gas leaked.

    Another instance of there being a fire on the same city block as a Tesla and the press rushing to report it.

    Like you.

  33. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true pothead.

  34. Is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, there's a reason that the A-10 pilot sits in a titanium "bathtub".

    Is it their balls of steel?

  35. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by ledow · · Score: 1

    Yeah, cos that never happens with petrol cars. Never at all. Not even once.

    Sorry, I'm not a Tesla nut. I hate current generations of electric cars. We had milk-delivery "floats" since the 1960's in my country that used lead-acid batteries and were entirely electric, they were great for what they were. The top-end models are now viable all-electric cars. And cost ridiculous prices. And have some serious flaws (limited range, etc. that can't even come close to competing with my 15-year-old cheap second-hand petrol car).

    But we haven't saved the planet. In fact, we've probably broke it a little more (lithium, power generation infrastructure, etc.).

    So, no, I'm not a Tesla fan by any stretch of the imagination. The closest I get is that I once priced up an all-electric moped now that my job is ten minutes away rather than 2 hours. But even that was only because I already have a 32A charging socket on the outside of my house (for a kiln), could plug it into a 13A socket and - just in my lunch hour -charge it enough to get home. And I get free road tax. And no congestion charge. And cheaper insurance. And even then, I can't really justify the purchase price compared to an old clunker of a huge second hand petrol car that I can put a 12ft shed in (plus a complete replacement once a year or so).

    But, actually, electric cars are just the same as petrol cars here. When you have something of that energy density contained in a metal box, that's tinkered with by random garages and amateur enthusiasts, that's parked up by the side of the road or driving over speed bumps at 50mph... eventually, statistically, enough of them will blow to provide a news story or two. And the automotive testing and recall process has been in place for decades now and you can be pretty sure that it's hard to get such products through the testing, especially with new technologies, if they are really that dangerous.

    Fact is, you can cherry-pick any story you like and fudge the statistics as much as you want... an electric battery of just about any kind of this power is safer than the equivalent of sloshy, leaky, fumey explosive that your ordinary cars run off at the moment. In fact, it's one of the reasons that fuel cells just haven't taken off... as soon as you get back to putting sloshy leaky explosive stuff in a can, people go "No, thanks, I'll use a battery".

  36. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by multimediavt · · Score: 2

    Can we get slashdot off Musk's nutsack please? This nutswinging on Musk and Tesla is the greatest car ever is horseshit is getting old. Now he's changing the design great, work the problem Elon. Let us all know when your cars don't catch fire from just sitting there.

    What? Like a Porsche GT3? You speak as if gas powered vehicles don't randomly catch fire all the time, and nobody says boo. Troll.

  37. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the report, none of the electrical systems of the Tesla were affected by the fire, and in fact, the fire did not originate from the car at all.

  38. Re: Trailer hitch accdent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crap on the roads?

    That stinks.

  39. depleted uranium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A depleted uranium front grille would give so much more penetration

  40. Cowcatchers? by mveloso · · Score: 2

    Next up: CowCatchers on the Tesla X!

    1. Re:Cowcatchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely needed in the US. too many 2 legged fat cows crossing the roads!

  41. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Virtucon · · Score: 0

    At least Porsche are taking some responsibility for their problems like other manufacturers. Two out of 785, 0.25% Porsche recalls the cars. That's a responsible action.

    Right now you can't get actual customer delivered numbers out of Tesla, they're coyish about it I'd imagine that their percentage of fires due to accidents or unknown problems would be the same or better. Without the numbers from the coyish Musky boy you don't know how bad the problem really is. To be sure the NHTSA has just given them a clean bill of health curiously at the same time this was announced so all the Nutswingers out there can rejoice, right? I call it a back room deal.

    Now let's talk about two other cars that are similar or competitive with the Tesla in terms of new tech. The Volt and the Leaf. As a Leaf owner I'm not sure I've seen any article or news story indicating an unexplained fire in a Leaf. Actually I can't find any. Good for me and Nissan! WooHoo! The same for the Volt, so these two cars by different, more mature, manufacturers are doing better than Tesla but I don't hear the fanbois out there jumping for joy over that. To be sure GM has egg on it's face for the ignition switch problems but that's big car manufacturing. Problems do exist, recalls exist and that's life. Musk now announces that they're changing the design of his car but strangely enough not fixing that 25,000 or so other cars already delivered. That would seem those poor folks have a bit of a conundrum aren't they? Not very responsible if you ask me. If this was done by a recall then he'd have to fix those wouldn't he, but no he's skirted the dreaded recall word once again. But oh no the Tesla had no design issues for all those unexplained Tesla flambe' scenarios right? Fanbois and nutswingers rejoice Musky has delivered your salvation and the Tesla can do no wrong all heretics to be burned alive in a new Tesla!

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  42. If I had a nickel by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    For every alternator in the road, that I ran over ...

  43. Wailing and Gnashing of teeth the world over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those other car manufacturers are now bemoaning pointing fingers @ Tesla - no one else makes a passenger vehicle that could allow their passenger to survive that kind of crash (with or without explosion from ruptured fuel tanks).

    Oh the irony...

  44. Tesla Pinto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously lawyers are the only reason Tesla is doing this.

  45. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Quila · · Score: 2

    When Tesla examined the car, they found the fire had not touched the battery, the charging system, or the electrical connectors. In other words, all of the parts of a Tesla that could cause a fire weren't involved in the fire.

    Something is fishy about the owner's claim of the fire starting spontaneously in the car.

  46. Tesla Model S vs 200,000 fires in gas-powered car by guzzirider · · Score: 1

    "Elon Musk criticized all the attention at the time, pointing out that it was disproportionate to the 200,000 fires in gas-powered cars over the same period."
    Really,
    And just how many Mercedes Benz S class cars of similar age caught fire ??

  47. Re:Tesla Model S vs 200,000 fires in gas-powered c by distilate · · Score: 1

    How many Porsche 911 GT3s have been involved in fires?

  48. 1980 called... by jtara · · Score: 1

    I worked on this:

    http://www.csmonitor.com/1980/...

    It was a hacked GM X-car with batteries in what was the transmission tunnel, and most of the rest of the underside of the car. And, in fact, it had a full under-pan.

    I don't recall it being touted as a safety feature, but instead, it was there to help reduce wind resistance.

    I think the major hazard was the potential for chlorine leaks. It leaked on The Today Show. "Oh, that? It's just chlorine, just like in your swimming pool..."

    Tell that to the Madison Height, Mi. fire department! (We had them out a few times...)

  49. Quadratic, not exponential by amaurea · · Score: 1

    Surely you mean that drag increases quadratically with spead, not exponentially. (And at lower speeds (before the air flow becomes turbulent), it's linear.) If it really were exponential, planes and rockets wouldn't be going anywhere fast.

    To illustrate: With quadratic drag, drag is four times greater at 100 km/h than at 50 km/h, and 16 times greater at 200 km/h, and so on, to 400 times greater at 1000 km/h. But if it were exponential, then the progression that matches the first two points would be one which quadruples for every 50 km/h increase in speed. So one would have: 100 km/h: 4 times, 150 km/h: 16 times, 200 km/h: 32 times, 1000 km/h: 1,099,511,627,776 times greater!

    1. Re:Quadratic, not exponential by bmajik · · Score: 1

      2 is an exponent :)

      I apologize for misspeaking. I remembered that drag increased with velocity according to some power, but didn't remember which one. Thus, my sloppy language.

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    2. Re:Quadratic, not exponential by Immerman · · Score: 1

      For a non-specific power the term is polynomially. For some constant k

      x^k - increases polynomially with x (assuming n > 1, and less than infinite)
      k^x - increases exponentially with x (if x is continuous, geometrically if x is discrete)

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    3. Re:Quadratic, not exponential by amaurea · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify: The problem wasn't that you didn't have the right exponent. Exponential is not a collective name for x^2, x^3, x^4, etc. These are called power laws, not exponentials. Exponentials are when your variable is in the exponent, e.g. 2^x, 3^x, 4^x, etc. These start off slowly, but eventually grow extremely quickly. What you probably wanted to say was "increases as some power higher than one of the velocity". Though that doesn't roll off the tounge.

  50. Give the people what they want, eh? by Medievalist · · Score: 2

    More like a human-guided scythe, cutting through damn near every obstacle during an accident - especially human bodies that are outside of the precious Tesla cockpit.

    I think you might have written the best advertising material for the car so far.

  51. How futuristic by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


    Tesla Model S Gets Titanium Underbody Shield, Aluminum Deflector Plates

    This sounds more like a starship upgrade than a car upgrade.

  52. Re:Titanium? Flamability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.espimetals.com/index.php/msds/296-titanium

    Autoignition Temperature: 1200 oC for solid metal in air, 250 oC for powder in air.

                                                                                                              * * *

    Unusual Fire and Explosion Hazards: Flammable when exposed to heat or flame. May burn in an atmosphere of carbon dioxide, nitrogen or air. Titanium, in the absence of moisture, burns slowly, but evolves much heat. Water applied to hot titanium may evolve hydrogen, causing an explosion. Titanium powder is a dangerous fire and explosion hazard.

  53. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by fnj · · Score: 1

    Yes, basically the poor guy's house caught fire and a Tesla happened to be parked inside.

  54. Goddamn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later."

    I'm throwing cash at my monitor right now! TAKE IT!!

  55. more fires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    won't the titanium cause it to heat up faster due to the friction of metal on concrete?

  56. The Tesla Model S "Warthog" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairchild_Republic_A-10_Thunderbolt_II#Durability

  57. Fatalities? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Error, invalid question? I didn't describe any fatalities. Matter of fact, I specifically mentioned non-fatal accidents, just ones where the car ended up being mangled beyond recognition. I did so because that's what swb was talking about: horrific looking accidents where you wouldn't expect survivors. Those are NOT typical accidents, survival or otherwise. Neither is 100+mph through two concrete barriers and a tree, much less with the driver surviving, being able to exit the vehicle under his own power elevates it to 'astonishing'.

    As for the Tesla, to date that I'm aware of there have been NO fatalities(knock on wood) to the occupants of a Tesla in an accident. There have been fatalities to people HIT by a Tesla, but the occupants in those cases were fine*.

    *Alive and relatively unharmed, though I understand a couple of them are facing serious legal consequences to their actions.

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  58. What if it runs over a person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Tesla should also put airbags under the car.

  59. Fires by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Catalytic converters are notorious for starting fires, especially in dry grassy areas.

  60. Deflector by newslash.formatblows · · Score: 1

    Imagine what could happen if they reverse the polarity of the deflector shield!

  61. probably more than aero.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the cost. both on R&D and projected issues with the fitment of such a piece. Racing tech has made it to real world applications, but diffusers and the like tend to be pretty remote since real world conditions are far less favorable to designs like this for servicing and longevity (10 years later, panels start flying off from fittings being improperly replaced/bolts stripped or missing/rusting from salt roads/etc/etc). Probably the most recent examples of aero taken from racing that are more easily visible are the hedgehog spikes on the back of the Lancer Evo MR, and the rear diffuser panel under Toyota Camrys, and the aforementioned issue Audi had with first gen TTs. Rear lift on that car forced rear spoiler fitment.

  62. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA, they're adding the shield free of charge if you take it in for service

  63. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by samwichse · · Score: 1

    Right from the linked article (I know, you would have had to RTFA):

    Tesla service will also retrofit the shields, free of charge, to existing cars upon request or as part of a normally scheduled service.

    Sam

  64. Re:Please Please get off his nutsack. by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    There are other articles indicating that they won't fix it so the message is confused. If it were under a recall then Tesla would be compelled to fix it not just wait for a customer to ask for it especially since the shielding is for safety reasons.

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