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Nathan Myhrvold's Recipe For a Better Oven

Tekla Perry writes: We cook our food today using technology invented to bake bricks. We can do a lot better. Nathan Myhrvold explains what's wrong with today's ovens and challenges oven designers make them better. He says, "Oven designers could do a lot to make ovens heat more evenly by taking advantage of the different ways ovens transfer heat at different cooking temperatures. At 200 C or below, convection moves most of the heat. But at 400 C, radiant energy starts doing a fair amount of the heat transfer. At 800 C, radiation overwhelms convection. Why couldn't we have an oven designed to cook primarily by convection at low temperatures that switches to radiant heating for high-temperature baking? ... The shiny skin of raw fish reflects heat, but as the skin browns, it reflects less and less energy. That’s why food under a broiler can seem to cook slowly at first and then burn in the blink of an eye. But technology offers a fix here, too. Oven designers could put optical sensors in the oven chamber to sense the reflectivity of the food, and then the oven controller could adjust the heat automatically or at least alert the cook as the surface browns. And a camera in the oven could feed to a color display on the front panel, giving the chef a clearer view of the food than a small window in the door can. Indeed, a decent optics system could allow designers to dispense with the glass in the door altogether, reducing the gap between the hottest and coolest corners of the oven and obviating the need to open the door and rotate the food midway through cooking.

228 comments

  1. the real question is... by retchdog · · Score: 4, Funny

    the real question is "how many patents have Mr. Myhrvold and his minions already staked out in this area?"

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    1. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The real question is "who cooks at 800C?". I do quite a bit of baking and the only reason to go over 200C is pizza.

    2. Re:the real question is... by Shoten · · Score: 2

      the real question is "how many patents have Mr. Myhrvold and his minions already staked out in this area?"

      Especially since he's co-founder of "Intellectual Ventures," which is a HUGE holder of patents.

      Yeah, I don't know that a $5,000 oven that cooks a bit faster than the one I already have and has all of these points of calibration that can go wrong is going to be better than a straightforward metal box with a heat source and a thermostat.

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    3. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      The first thing that comes to my mind when i see the name 'Nathan Myhrvold' is - What kind of crappy pro-patent astro-turf [*] is he going to try and push on us _this_ time?!

      [*] Charity, cook books, celeb profile, 'i'm just a regular ol' boy ya'll', yadda yadda.

    4. Re:the real question is... by guises · · Score: 1

      Yeah... a charcoal grill is the hottest thing that a home cook is likely to have and they don't get above 375. You might think that he's talking about professional kitchens, though even they would have fairly limited applications for something that hot. In reality though, since it's Nathan Myhrvold, he's talking about patents and ensuring that no one will ever be able to make more innovative ovens without paying him.

    5. Re:the real question is... by funwithBSD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I want a steak like a steakhouse, I want 800C

      200C is too low for a pizza, unless you are talking "american" pizza. I get the pizza stone as hot as possible, somewhere north of 250C as I can get.

      Prime rib or steak I get the oven as high as possible, leave a cast iron grill in there and then sear it fast.

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    6. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All the comments below are right on the money, as far as I'm concerned. He may be a genius, but he's definitely bordering on some minor kind of evil.
      On a related topic, this reminds me a little of James Dyson, getting all engineery on a household device usually associated with women. But now that it looks like a high-tech thing, and is expensive, maybe men will vacuum too (I doubt it, but maybe).
      If an oven is made wildly expensive and high-tech, with the occasional need to be rebooted, will men cook more? And I don't mean once a month, making a huge mess they don't clean up and demanding all sorts of kudos, but the every-day chore of shopping/prepping/cooking/serving/clearing/cleaning that women do?
      Again, I doubt it. Reminded of the once in a blue moon event where my father made scrambled eggs, and expected to be treated like Albert Schweitzer.

    7. Re:the real question is... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who doesn't want to cast aluminium in their oven?

    8. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever! I hit 800C with mine all the time. You just aren't using enough nitromethane!

    9. Re:the real question is... by rokstar · · Score: 1

      800 is a bit much but I tend to do most of my bread baking at 500F (260C). If I could get it hotter I would so that I could do other things like pizza and breads.

    10. Re:the real question is... by meta-monkey · · Score: 0

      You are correct sir. I've got a phenomenal recipe for steak with a brown butter sauce I got from either Esquire or Playboy, I forget which. So good. And when you serve it still in the cast iron pan, people are all impressed and shit.

      Now I want a steak...damn.

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    11. Re:the real question is... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Scones. They get cooked at around 230C, as do a number of other baked goods.

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    12. Re:the real question is... by praxis · · Score: 1

      you serve it still in the cast iron pan

      This recipe does not call for resting the steak on a rack?

    13. Re:the real question is... by Iniamyen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      My wife and I both use the oven equal amounts, more or less. Same goes for the vacuum. What point were you trying to make? That men doing housework is evil? I'd accuse you of trolling, but I am too confused to.... ahhh. Touché.

    14. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scones. They get cooked at around 230C, as do a number of other baked goods.

      The question posed was "who cooks at 800C?"

    15. Re:the real question is... by jtara · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I want a steak like a steakhouse, I want 800C

      If I want steak better than a steakhouse, I cook it vacuum-sealed in a plastic bag in a water bath at 57-58C (135-138F) (= "medium rare") for 2 to 4 hours.

      Then I sear it with a torch, on a grill, or in a pan. That's when the 800C comes in handy.

      There is an art to a grilled steak, and I respect the art. But the above method is fool-proof, and will produce the exact amount of doneness you want (adjust temperature, down for more red, up for less red) and with amazing tenderness. All as set out in Myhrvold's Modernist Cuisine. (I've got the more affordable "at Home" version...)

      BTW *you do not want* a truly rare steak (125F). It is inedible. Not a high enough temperature for tenderness and more importantly, not high enough to render fat. A "rare" steak has only the very center of the steak rare. This way will give you the same doneness throughout, except for the very surface. Now, if you *want* the incremental variation of doneness from surface to center do it the "artful" way. And pray.

      Not only do you get the exact degree of doneness you want - every time - but you reduce the risk of carcinogens. There is a direct correlation with flame exposure time. The quick sear at the end gets it over quickly.

      The searing step produces the desired surface char and Malliard reaction. Sear at the end. Pre-searing "to keep in the juices" has been long-ago debunked. Sous Vide' cooking keeps in the juices anyway. (Much more so than grilling, anyway.)

    16. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'd suspect that fewer men cook than women in the home, men cooking is FAR from rare. I cook more than my wife does and so do several of my friends. Vacuuming, now, may be another story ...

    17. Re:the real question is... by sjames · · Score: 2

      That was my first thought. Nobody in their right mind bakes at 400C and even the cleaning cycle doesn't do 800C.

      I have no idea why they were talking about sous vide, you don't do that in an oven.

      The whole thing sounds like using a massive amount of expensive technology to replace a very small amount of skill.

    18. Re:the real question is... by funwithBSD · · Score: 0

      I am familiar with Sous-vide, but don't like the texture it produces. Unless it is Filet Mignon, then that jelly like texture is desirable... although it is not my choice of cut. (Del Monaco, Rib eye, something with a bone in it like T-Bone, or aStanding Rib Roast for special occasions)

      I generally use a slow indirect heat to get to the desired done-ness, then hit it with high heat.

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    19. Re:the real question is... by funwithBSD · · Score: 0

      And a Bunny.

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    20. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... a charcoal grill is the hottest thing that a home cook is likely to have and they don't get above 375

      No, the hottest thing in a kitchen is flame, followed by an electric broiler (or the equivalent electric stove element on high without anything on it) which gets up to the 800-1000 C range based on the color it turns (more than hot enough to melt small pieces of aluminum on them...). That is the point of such temperatures, cooking by radiant heat.

    21. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the comments below are right on the money, as far as I'm concerned. He may be a genius, but he's definitely bordering on some minor kind of evil.
      On a related topic, this reminds me a little of James Dyson, getting all engineery on a household device usually associated with women. But now that it looks like a high-tech thing, and is expensive, maybe men will vacuum too (I doubt it, but maybe).
      If an oven is made wildly expensive and high-tech, with the occasional need to be rebooted, will men cook more? And I don't mean once a month, making a huge mess they don't clean up and demanding all sorts of kudos, but the every-day chore of shopping/prepping/cooking/serving/clearing/cleaning that women do?
      Again, I doubt it. Reminded of the once in a blue moon event where my father made scrambled eggs, and expected to be treated like Albert Schweitzer.

      Did you accidently stick the tampon in the wrong hole today? I'd be pissed to. /troll

    22. Re:the real question is... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      The whole thing sounds like using a massive amount of expensive technology to replace a very small amount of skill.

      Yeah, but we're talking about the guy who runs the patent troll firm Intellectual Ventures. I suspect he's got a whole slew of patents covering the theoretical oven he's describing.

      I suspect he likes pretending he has other interests than patent litigation, though, since that isn't the sort of thing that's going to look great in an obituary.

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    23. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your sous-vided meat is "jelly like" you're putting it in there WAY too long. Unless you're cooking a steak that is super thick or super tough, 45 minutes to an hour is more than enough. 2-4 hours is too much. OTOH for something tougher like beef cheek or flank steak or brisket, longer times are very useful.

    24. Re:the real question is... by ne0n · · Score: 2

      Careful now, you'll confuse the 'Murricans with that Centigrade technology. And to answer your question, anybody who likes black & blue steak is liable to want a high temperature oven.

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    25. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sous-vide doesn't dictate your texture. How long you hold it at a specific temperature does. You can cook a "normal" steak in a sous-vide bath just fine.

    26. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BTW *you do not want* a truly rare steak (125F). It is inedible.

      You have to hang it, first, to just before it rots. It's tough to get a steak that way in the USA.

    27. Re:the real question is... by jtara · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am familiar with Sous-vide, but don't like the texture it produces. Unless it is Filet Mignon, then that jelly like texture is desirable...

      If it's jelly it's been cooked too long.

      I cook ribs, flank steak, lamb shanks, 48-72 hours. Time should be reduced if marinated or other techniques have been used to break-down proteins.

      Chicken typically no more than 4 hours, preferably no more than 2. Fine steaks no more than 4. (I cook a thick prime aged ribeye 4 hours, because of the lack of moisture. Wet-aged should not cook as long.)

      Fish typically no more than 1/2 hour. You cannot cook fish Sous Vide' to food safety standards unless you like it flakey. But I do it anyway at 117f. (If you would eat it raw, try it sous vide').

      BTW, simple temperature-based food-safety standards are extremely dumbed-down. They are designed to provide safety with almost no cooking time at the indicated temperature. Sous vide' typically uses (FDA-approved) time/temperature curves for pasteurization. (Sous vide' is not a great choice for cooking meat immune-compromised individuals, but, then again, neither is *any* cooking technique - you are just going to over-cook the meat in order the sterilize. OTOH, vegetable cooking temperatures are much higher and would be fine (180F or so.) but not as often used for vegetables.

      I generally use a slow indirect heat to get to the desired done-ness, then hit it with high heat.

      Pretty much the same idea. Sous Vide' just takes it to an extreme. "doneness" is controlled by temperature. If you limit temp to the doneness temperature, you cannot mess up doneness - it is impossible. (But you can cook it down to jelly... a perfect, medium-rate (or, your choice) jelly...) You are cooking at the desired terminal temperature.

      Some things are impossible. You can't cook an extremely thick piece of fish, for example. The outside would turn to mush before the inside is cooked. And the microbes would be having a field-day.

    28. Re:the real question is... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I have a nice recipe for braised rabbit in a capsicum sauce. Delicious!

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    29. Re:the real question is... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      The whole thing sounds like using a massive amount of expensive technology to replace a very small amount of skill.

      Exactly what I think when I see those new Ford commercials with the self-parking Focus.

      There's probably ways ovens can be improved for modern times, but adding a bunch of sensors and a flat panel display sounds like a way to make a simple appliance less consumer-repairable.

    30. Re:the real question is... by pepty · · Score: 1

      If I want a steak like a steakhouse, I want 800C

      Prime rib or steak I get the oven as high as possible, leave a cast iron grill in there and then sear it fast.

      So you burn the seasoning off of the grill before cooking the steak? The carbon will be burned off by the time you hit 800C (1470 F).

    31. Re:the real question is... by pepty · · Score: 2
      Sounds like a great way to sell a $5000 oven that will regularly require parts and services to keep all of the extra features running - and of course the oven will be programmed not to function at all unless all of the features are working.

      I like some of the features, but overall I would like a cheap reliable oven which minimizes heat transfer to the kitchen I am paying to air condition.

    32. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heating element or distributor is that temperature, not the food item. If food got that hot it would be glowing.

    33. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you, I do want a rare steak. It's not inedible. Stop projecting.

    34. Re:the real question is... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Exactly so. I nursed our old early '70s oven along for as long as I could for that reason. Parts had long ago become unavailable, but unlike newer models, I could even take the switches apart and polish the pits out of the contacts and even build them back up with solder. Finally, too much was falling apart including the basic structure, so we had to get a new one. We found one that at least seems to be somewhat reperable. It is CPU controlled but at least has a PCB with large traces and mechanical relays that can be mapped out when the time comes.

      TFA suggests a fragile oven with practically no chance of repair.

    35. Re:the real question is... by Existential+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I want a steak like a steakhouse, I want 800C

      640C should be enough for anyone.

    36. Re:the real question is... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Steak? The OP talks about a better oven design - who cooks a steak in an oven?

      Anyway, back to the subject. I think cooking is not so much about 'follow this recipe exactly' but more about using skills like observation and taking appropriate actions. Of course you can bake a bread by measuring out ingredients and so on, but the result will vary, because the ingredients will not always be identical - humidity or protein content in flour, for example will vary from batch to batch.

      A much better way is to work towards a certain criterium - for bread you will knead until the right consistency and elasticity has been achieved, you bake at the approximately right temperature until you observe that it fulfills the criteria for being done etc. Understanding the importance of observing and adjusting appropriately is what makes the difference between a good cook and a mediocre one.

      Whether the proposed oven design is better or not depends on what you want to achieve. From the very superficial glance I threw at the OP, it looks like his objectives are different from what I want. I don't want a fully automatic 'food-maker'; to me the perfect oven is one where you have good, manual control over the parameters, where I can choose whether to use radiation heating (top, bottom or both) or fan-assisted heating, and which has no automatic functions other than a timer to remind me to look at how far things have progressed. Bear in mind that people have been able to cook very good food for millennia using very primitive tools

    37. Re:the real question is... by ultranova · · Score: 2

      Some things are impossible. You can't cook an extremely thick piece of fish, for example. The outside would turn to mush before the inside is cooked. And the microbes would be having a field-day.

      What if you inserted metal pebbles inside the fish and heated them with magnetic induction? Or used laser pulses from multiple directions which cross at the center, while actively cooling the outside? You could irradiate the whole thing to get rid of microbes beforehand.

      Methings anti-organic food could be a big hit amongst people identifying as anti-hippies :).

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    38. Re:the real question is... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      The real question is "who cooks at 800C?". I do quite a bit of baking and the only reason to go over 200C is pizza.

      That's reason enough, right there!

    39. Re:the real question is... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      If you want pizza that's pizza and not just bread with tomato sauce on it, you need at least 375C/700F. Some people have actually hacked cleaning cycles to approach that, but that's too far into the voids-the-warranty territory for me. I love well-executed pizza, but replacing the house would be a bit much.

      My ideal oven would be able to do that plus have easily-maintainable steam injectors for bread baking. Plus a good way to ensure heat doesn't build up in the kitchen during the Summer.

      I don't do large animal carcasses in my oven, so I'll leave to others the features that could be improved in that area.

    40. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you reduce the risk of carcinogens. There is a direct correlation with flame exposure time. The quick sear at the end gets it over quickly. The searing step produces the desired surface char and Malliard reaction.

      Duh, the Maillard reaction produces the carcinogens. The correlation is therefore obvious, but performing the same level of Maillard reaction faster won't reduce the number of carcinogens produced.

    41. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At 800C you won't have "steak like a steakhouse". You'll have a pile of ash. 800C is the temperature incinerators run at, with a typical residence time of a couple seconds.

    42. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I frequently get my charcoal grill over 375, regardless of whether that is degrees C, degrees F, or K.

    43. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... If I want steak better than a steakhouse, I cook it vacuum-sealed in a plastic bag in a water bath at 57-58C (135-138F) (= "medium rare") for 2 to 4 hours ...

      Dear Sir,

      If you don't want to line your intestines / stomach with a plastic film, please try not cooking your food with PLASTICS because chemicals from the plastic can bleach out and stick onto your food

    44. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steak? The OP talks about a better oven design - who cooks a steak in an oven?

      A lot of people. Pretty much anything labeled pan-seared in a restaurant is done that way. You sear the steak on the stove top, then throw it into an oven and some restaurants will use ones hotter than home ovens (not counting salamanders).

    45. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want steak like a pottery kiln, I want 800C. Do you eat all your food sintered?

    46. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I do a lot of baking as well (I have built multple wood-fired brick ovens and bake regularly).

      There are many breads (mostly wet, hydrated doughs shaped into relatively thinner loaves) that are best baked above 500 F, that I try to bake somewhere between 550-650 F.

      Is there a reason to have an oven that bakes at 800 C? The brick ovens get that hot, and it's helpful in baking certain things, but the temperature is relatively localized in that case, and essentially acts as a large toaster. On the other hand, the radiant heat in brick ovens is important to how the loaves turn out, so maybe that's what he's pointing to. The trick is how to get the radiant heat without the temperature extremes per se throughout the oven (steaks being excepted maybe--I can't speak to that).

      In that regard, I've often wondered why infrared ovens aren't more widespread, or at that ovens at least use infrared baking technology more.

      Ideally, I'd want an oven that heats in the range of 100 F - 700 F (for raising doughs to baking them at high temps) with precise moisture control and convection. Maybe with an infrared element thrown in for good measure when you want it. Wood ovens are great, but they're inefficient and not practical for all the time.

      Personally, I think Myhrvold is overhyped--you can find books espousing all of this stuff in other places, and industrial food scientists obviously have known all the stuff he's talking about for a long time. He's basically saying "hey, we should have ovens like they do in commercial bakeries and steakhouses in people's houses." Mmmhmm. Hasn't that essentially always been the way cooking has been? Isn't that how everything works? I'd like a supercomputer in my home, and in some ways I do. It all trickles down to lay people eventually. Myhrvold isn't saying anything new--the press is just kissing his ass.

    47. Re:the real question is... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      there are special plastic bags for sous-vide which don't leach (or at least leach less).

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    48. Re:the real question is... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      what... the fuck?

      seriously, you are either trolling or need help. see a psychiatrist (google or call around for sliding scale services in your area). if you're in immediate danger, call the domestic violence hotline.

      or just try getting off the internet and going outside.

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    49. Re:the real question is... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > BTW *you do not want* a truly rare steak (125F). It is inedible.

      You have to hang it, first, to just before it rots. It's tough to get a steak that way in the USA.

      This.

      The extent to which the FDA makes US food crappy is ludicrous. Cheese, milk, cream, meat, yogurt, kefir, sausages, beef, eggs, I could go on. They all are subject to bizarre, counter logical regulations that do nothing to improve quality, flavor or safety.
         

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    50. Re:the real question is... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Steak? The OP talks about a better oven design - who cooks a steak in an oven?

      Me.
      Low in oven. Sear in the iron pan. The order doesn't matter.

      This is how many people do it.

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    51. Re:the real question is... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >not counting salamanders

      What the hell is a salamander? I've heard the term, but never coupled with an explanation of what it is. The word 'salamander' suggests lizards, which I don't think have much relevance to Western kitchens.

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    52. Re:the real question is... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >My ideal oven would be able to do that plus have easily-maintainable steam injectors for bread baking. Plus a good way to ensure heat doesn't build up in the kitchen during the Summer.

      Yes. I looked at a Philips oven that did steam injection, but it was tres expensive and a compromise on other things.

      I also want feedback. Let me plug in a temp sensor probe and set it to do a PID thing. So you could for instance maintain a set temperature in a liquid, or cook until meat reached a temperature. We hack these things manually today with thermometers, but the control isn't as good with a human in the way.

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    53. Re:the real question is... by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you want a pizza cooked that hot, you generally want hot coals underneath rather than an oven.

    54. Re:the real question is... by wayt · · Score: 2

      I am a coauthor of the article. We mention 800 C because the source of heat in an oven set to broil—the electric element or the gas flame—does achieve temperatures well above that, and as its temp rises upward toward 1,000 C, the dominant mode of heat transfer shifts from convection via the air (which indeed rarely exceeds 300 C in a home oven) to radiation—mostly in the infrared part of the spectrum. Our point is that oven designers haven't done enough to exploit and optimize radiant heating. But some of the comments here also illustrate the widespread misconception that the thermostat setting = oven wall or element temp = oven air temp = surface temp of the food being cooked. As we explain, all of these temperatures actually differ (often dramatically) in most cooking situations. W. Wayt Gibbs

    55. Re:the real question is... by raydobbs · · Score: 1

      A Salamander is an adjustable height broiler used in commercial kitchens. They are not usually used for the cooking itself, more the browning, searing, or melting part of the preparation.

    56. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the heating element gets above that temp and starts heating the steak radiatively doesn't mean the steak ever gets even close. Look at the temperature of a broiler sometime and see it can get much higher than that, yet it takes more than a few seconds to just char the outside of a steak.

    57. Re:the real question is... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Yes spoken like a Myhrvold minion!!!! And of course HIS way to cook steaks is perfect and the ONLY way to eat it...

      I eat my steak rare (have since I was a teenager) and let me tell you it is edible. You have to pick the right meat everything works out. This is the kind of garbage that Myhrvold spews out. IMO it is quite arrogant to think he *has* the answer. You want to know who can cook slices of meat? French people! I also don't buy the sous vide argument because it really depends on the cut of meat.

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    58. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, you chew him out for being a Myhrvold minion because he says something that is counter to what Myhrvold said, considering he's advocated and given tips specifically on getting a rare, 125 F center steak... What next, calling MLK out for being a neo-nazi because he advocated ending racism?

    59. Re:the real question is... by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      The extent to which the FDA makes US food crappy is ludicrous.

      And you know this because you've read the relevant sections of 21CFR? I actually have, and I can tell you that the FDA does not for the most part force food to be crappy. In many cases it allows food to be crappy by setting standards primarily for safety rather than quality, but most kinds of food can be produced to higher standards than the FDA minimum. There are only a few cases- cheeses aged for less than 60 days and made with unpasteurized milk being the most commonly given example- where the FDA gets in the way, but they're the exception rather than the rule. And, BTW, the FDA is not the relevant authority for meat, which is regulated by USDA.

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    60. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically any Indian Tandoor.

  2. Cost by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because the incremental improvement adding all of these optics and electronics, make it robust, and make it work is not cheap. And most cooks do pretty darn good with just what they have.

    Small benefit vs big cost => no change

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    1. Re:Cost by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In order to see a real change you really need a few "killer apps". i.e. some dishes that are significantly easier, better, faster
      if prepared using this new oven. A single incredible dish that can only be cooked in this new oven would be a start but I'm not
      sure very many people would buy an oven for a single dish. The microwave became popular because it was faster than the
      oven for a whole range of things.

    2. Re:Cost by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      The added cost and complexity would result in a pricey oven that only serious/professional cooks could justify; the same group who would probably raise their little French noses at such a contraption.

      Also, cooking is an art. no Rube Goldberg oven is going to allow people like me to make anything more than digiorno pizza.

    3. Re:Cost by jfengel · · Score: 2

      I could imagine, say, pastry chefs, who are already famous for being control freaks. Producing truly great pastry, reliably, is an extraordinary feat of both science and art. I could imagine them wanting this for a high-end patisserie.

      But beyond that, it seems to be a solution looking for a problem. This is Myhrvold, who already wants to see you a $600 book containing a recipe for a hamburger requiring several thousand dollars worth of tools you don't already have in your kitchen (including a dewar of liquid nitrogen). To make a hamburger. I'm sure it's a very, very, very good hamburger... but in the end, it's a hamburger, and I do a pretty fine burger with a cast-iron skillet.

    4. Re:Cost by slashdice · · Score: 1

      Nah, just befriend a few members of congress and they'll ban traditional ovens in favor of your newfangled ones that use slightly less energy.

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    5. Re:Cost by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      No one likes cleaning ovens.
      I don't want to be forced to clean my oven every time I want to cook something because the camera lens is fogged up and can't figure out how hot my food is.

      No amount of thermal imaging is going to tell the oven how hot the inside of my chicken is, so I don't end up with salmonella.

    6. Re:Cost by Bigbutt · · Score: 2

      No shit. My oven blew something on the "motherboard" that caused it to require a repair of $450. In checking on line, folks recommended just putting a piece of 3x5 between the plastic cover and the board which seems to corrected the problem, for now. But jeeze, it's an oven.

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    7. Re:Cost by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      In order to see a real change you really need a few "killer apps". i.e. some dishes that are significantly easier, better, faster
      if prepared using this new oven. A single incredible dish that can only be cooked in this new oven...

      Garlic bread. The kind you buy in the supermarket. Either the frozen stuff of the kind in the ovenproof foil bag. It never quite cooks all the way in the oven, so I pop it under the broiler. Just for a second, to brown the top. A second or two to long and it ends up charcoal burnt. And this is what happens. Every. Damn. Time.

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    8. Re:Cost by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because the incremental improvement adding all of these optics and electronics, make it robust, and make it work is not cheap. And most cooks do pretty darn good with just what they have.

      This is spot-on. The suggestions in this article mostly range from the impractical and expensive to the barely useful and ludicrously expensive.

      I do a LOT of baking, roasting, braising, etc. in my oven. I'm also the kind of guy who owns multiple probe thermometers with different sensitivities and speeds, multiple kitchen scales with different accuracies for different quantities, a pH meter for kitchen use, hydrometers for fermentation, miscellaneous lab glassware for accurate measuring (and often convenient pouring), etc.

      Basically, I know there's a lot of room for precision in the kitchen, and I make use of it all the time.

      On the other hand, I'm also the kind of guy who throws in a handful of some herb and a couple pinches of another spice while I'm cooking or baking -- I recognize that there are sometimes when precision is warranted, and sometimes when it doesn't really make a huge difference becauses there are other variables in play. (How fresh is the herb or spice, is it small new leaves or large old leaves, etc.? -- sure, I could weigh a small amount of it, but those variations mean that a "handful" is probably about as reasonably precise as I'm going to get in terms of flavor potential.)

      Cooking and baking generally involves a lot of ingredients that have significant variation to them -- it's not like you order "laboratory grade" spices that have stable flavor profiles and are 99.99% pure or whatever. And kitchen conditions are variable enough in temperature and humidity that even if you had the perfect yeast that always started out exactly the same, by the time your dough ferments for a couple hours in your kitchen, each batch is going to be a little different. (Even with my temperature-controlled proofing box for proofing dough, my pizza timing and process will require adjustment from batch-to-batch.)

      So why exactly am I going to pay a ridiculous premium for these features on my oven? Most of them can be easily approximated with cheap fixes for those who care. If I want to have higher humidity in my oven, I put a steam pan in. Great. Whee. Cost of a few bucks for a cheap pan. If I want bursts of steam like a commercial bread oven, I can use a water kettle and a piece of tubing that costs me a couple bucks -- a valve too, if I want to be fancy about it. Myhrvold worries about how some of these "fancy" ovens can produce high humidity, but what if you want to brown your food and need to get rid of the humidity, which the oven isn't designed for. What the heck? Take my $5 steam pan out of the freakin' oven after I'm done with the steaming phase. What is so hard about this?

      Or I could spend hundreds or thousands of dollars for some ridiculous improvements to have precision equipment when I'm not generally using ingredients or cookware or whatever else that are built to the same precise tolerances... so I'm wasting money. The biggest improvement to my pizza-baking, for example, came NOT from precision measuring instruments for ingredients or from my special proofing box (both of which need to be adjusted according to variances in ingredients and kitchen conditions), but from buying a cheap steel plate to bake my pizza on (a suggestion that originated with Myrhvold's book, by the way).

      I'm not saying that ovens can't be improved. Many of his ideas would be interesting for general features, but his obsession with precision is just ridiculous.

    9. Re:Cost by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      You are right, the camera idea is stupid. The solution to your 'Chicken a la Salmonella' issue is to incorporate a probe thermometer INTO the actual oven, so you stick your chicken in the oven, unclip the probe from its holder on the inside of the oven, jam it in the chicken, and close the oven, then monitor the internal temperature of your chicken on the readout on the console of the stove, without ever needing to open the oven. (i guess that'd be what you call the part of the stove where the clock and whatnot is, never considered it before).

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    10. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know what you "cook" and it's called meth.

    11. Re:Cost by dfsmith · · Score: 2

      In order to see a real change you really need a few "killer apps".

      You're right: this would be the perfect oven for the budding serial killer. Set dial to "cremate" and you're done!

    12. Re:Cost by MrNemesis · · Score: 2

      The burning occurs because once all the water has evaporated from the top of the crust, it'll burn incredibly quickly. Typically it's difficult to gauge from a quick glance how much moisture is remaining in the top layers of the bread - although much easier to gauge the amount of steam you see when you open the oven door.

      Easiest solution to tackle the evaporating of water is to brush a little oil over the top. Water evporates, oil soaks in instead, the hot oil helps the crust brown quicker and prevents it drying out as quickly yet makes it very crispy. If you want the bread cooked more evenly, re-wrap the whole thing in foil - the inside will stay soft but the crust will be more pliable too.

      This isn't the sort of thing you can do in advance - if you apply oil to soon-to-be-pre-packaged garlic bread, it'll soak throughout the bread, negating the effect, so if you must use the premade stuff, crack open the foil and get busy with the pastry brush. Lots of people will say use olive oil, but at 200ÂC rapeseed or groundnut oil will cook better and won't spoil the taste of the garlic butter.

      Can't believe I just had a minor geek-out about garlic bread, something I don't even like that much. But I've done it this way for others and none of the survivors have complained yet :)

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    13. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And next time you'll google the problem before you get bilked for $450. Nah, you probably won't. Bitching on /. is way easier.

    14. Re:Cost by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of serious/professional cooks are buying exactly the kind of extremely fancy cooking gear Myhrvold likes talking about. This stuff got started because there are things that are much easier to prepare with the right technology, and high-end restaurants thrive on providing things that other places can't. Professionals have been the driving force behind sous vide cooking, for instance.

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    15. Re:Cost by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Microwaves have been available with temperature probes like that for 20 years. My parents owned one and it was quite useful for heating up drinks, you just put in the temperature, plug in the problem and away it goes.

      It was great until one day it wasn't plugged in properly. You know what happens when you put metal objects in a microwave right?

      You can also buy them for conventional ovens. Although they don't control the oven, an alarm can be set to go off at a predetermined temperature. They're not too expensive.
      Example: http://www.breville.com.au/dig...

      For it to be integrated in to the oven, you'd need it to be detachable for easy cleaning and so you don't have to put gloves on to unclip it and put it in the food after the oven has heated up.

    16. Re:Cost by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      The point is, we can have a much better oven without an increase in price. Same amount of material, or even less material. There is low hanging fruit that is being ignored. Consider how long it took for toaster ovens to get timers. Years after the introduction of microwave ovens, all of which have timers and automatic shutoff, most toaster ovens still had nothing more than a cheap thermostat.

      It's a similar story in housing. The features of the site are routinely ignored. Air conditioning coils should be placed on the east side of a building. It would be so easy and zero cost to simply flip and rotate the plans to position the coils there, but they don't. In most places, half the energy used by a house is spent on mere heating and cooling. Houses should have much better insulation. Instead, money is spend on useless bling like the unnecessarily complicated rooflines that will cost a fortune to reshingle. A simple roof would be better and cheaper. Then there is the completely stupid fireplace that was recognized as inefficient in the 18th century by none other than Benjamin Franklin. He advocated a wood burning stove. But we still put badly deisgned fireplaces in every house today. They are not serious methods of heating homes, they are entertainment devices so people can watch pretty flames. But a lot of people are fooled by them, think a fireplace can serve as heat if the furnace is out of commission.

      What's with this knee jerk thinking that improvements are always costly?

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    17. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To use a car analogy:

      I recall someone asking online what is the best upgrade for their BMW. The best response was to improve the driver. Cheap, effective, and can be used on any car.

      Same goes for cooking.

    18. Re:Cost by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Meat thermometers connected to oven controls have been around for a long time. You put the thermometer into the thing you're cooking, connect it to a socket inside the oven, and set the oven to give an alarm when the food reaches the desired temperature. The hardest part is designing it so you don't burn yourself on the oven when using it.

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    19. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just use a torch, as its more fun, takes just a few seconds, and you can touch up the exact places that are not done without over doing other places.

    20. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If neo-Luddites like you and the GP had been alive in the 1950s, you'd undoubtedly have been deriding the microwave oven as impractical and useless as well.

    21. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked at KFC, we used to cook the chicken sandwiches that way. They'd come in a sealed bag that you'd just toss into boiling water. Who knew the place was gourmet!?

    22. Re:Cost by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      If neo-Luddites like you and the GP had been alive in the 1950s, you'd undoubtedly have been deriding the microwave oven as impractical and useless as well.

      A microwave *IS* "useless and impractical" for most cooking. All of those commercials from the 1960s showed happy housewives cooking up their family's turkey dinner with all the trimmings in the new microwave. I actually own some of the old cookbooks that even tell you how to do it. Guess what? That never came to pass. Because most food cooked in the microwave is *terrible*.

      It's good for heating up TV dinners and some leftovers that are moist enough (anything else I'll pop in the toaster oven or a pan to reheat), and for occasional small tasks like melting butter that I'd prefer not to waste a pan on. Otherwise, I never use my microwave. There's not a single dish that I can think of which it improves in flavor or texture, and the vast majority it ruins or at least worsens. Almost any serious cook you ask would agree with me. And believe me, I've tried. I spent most of college only cooking with a microwave in my room, and I never found anything it was actually better at that a regular stove.

      Is a microwave more convenient? Sure. If you need to heat up a can of soup for lunch, it's fast, and you avoid dirtying a pan. But your 1950s luddites were actually somewhat right: the microwave is useless for serious cooking.

      Anyhow, I finding it funny that you call someone whose kitchen is fully of high-tech equipment (as I mentioned) to be a "luddite." There's a difference between useful tech and gadgets that really don't make anything better, but just cost more for marginal improvement.

      As I said at the end of my post, a lot of Myhrvold's ideas are interesting, and if I could get them all in my oven for an extra $100 or so, sure, I'd probably do it. But since I can't, I have other ways of basically doing the things he says. And -- the most important point -- a process is only as precise as the least precise element. Most of my ingredients will never be controllable with the kind of precision that would make many of his goals worthwhile. I'd love to play around with some of his features. But I'm not going to pay thousands of dollars more for an oven that can do these things when at best they'll be a marginal improvement to an already inexact process with too many variables.

    23. Re:Cost by disposable60 · · Score: 1

      'befriend.' that's an awfully polite way to spell 'buy.'

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    24. Re:Cost by EvilJoker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All of those commercials from the 1960s showed happy housewives cooking up their family's turkey dinner with all the trimmings in the new microwave. I actually own some of the old cookbooks that even tell you how to do it. Guess what? That never came to pass. Because most food cooked in the microwave is *terrible*.

      The problem is that you can't just swap in a different cooking method and expect the same results. If you decided to (for example) deep fry that same turkey, unaltered, it would also have bad (even dangerous) results. While much of the gourmet and other higher-quality dishes are made sans microwave, a quick search for microwave cooking reveals a fair amount of useful ideas. Some of these are much more difficult with other methods.

      This is also why many of these ideas are worthless - they would require a change in recipes and methodology, or we would get different results.

    25. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A microwave is just another tool in the kitchen, there are somethings it does quite well, and at least it is more versatile than a waffle iron. It is great for quickly boiling water and other liquids (e.g. making sauces), especially if you want to add a bit more at the last minute before waiting for a pan to reheat. I used to have to get the liquid up to temperature before starting a raux, but now know I can get a couple cups of boiling water in 2 minutes. And along those lines makes steaming things easier and quicker than setting up a stove top one. Or in some cases it works better for steaming in parchment paper bags for things that would take too long to heat up evenly in an oven. And there are some things that are not just about convenience, such as crispy bacon (although varying bacon techniques come down to preference a lot). There are some cheeses I can make a great little cheese wafer or cup in a microwave that doesn't work otherwise (depending on the cheese, other cheeses work better using a torch or oven).

    26. Re:Cost by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I do a LOT of baking, roasting, braising, etc. in my oven. I'm also the kind of guy who owns multiple probe thermometers with different sensitivities and speeds,

      Have you ever wanted an oven that goes up to 800 degrees C?

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    27. Re:Cost by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      When I worked at KFC, we used to cook the chicken sandwiches that way. They'd come in a sealed bag that you'd just toss into boiling water. Who knew the place was gourmet!?

      Funny you should mention KFC. The Colonel was famous for hacking the cookers when he came into a restaurant to demo his new way of making fried chicken.

      Those, however the days when it was Kentucky Fried Chicken and not KFC.

    28. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? Most cooks suck. It takes years of practice to be able to consistently cook well, and even then you have months of relearning if you move house and get a new oven. Nobody under 30 can really cook unless they were well taught as a child, or studied cooking at college. But that age group has plenty of disposable income. There is a huge market for a slightly more expensive oven that consistently cooks well regardless of skill levels or attention levels.

    29. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You demonstrate that knowledge of the process trumps blindly applied technology. And hint that a geek with a ton of money tends to see the world as needing more technology. I have a small german oven, by the way, with a heating element in the floor, that does a wonderful job on pizza and flatbreads using a couple of floor tiles from the home resale store as the baking surface. Looked at Myrhvold's book -- been a long time since I worked in analytical chemistry and the kitchen is too small for most of the toys anyhow. But you do underscore one point -- one needs to know where to draw the line between technology and art. Commercial plants skew towards technology because of the need for continuous reproducible results. Home kitchens, especially this one, lean more towards acts of inspiration.

    30. Re:Cost by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Oddest problem I ever had was after an intermittent power failure (a tree grew into the power lines), Had to reboot the stove afterwards, which I'd never had to do with any previous one. Had to go into the basement and pull circuit breakers. Turned out I had to leave the stove unpowered for about a minute to get it to cold boot.

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    31. Re:Cost by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Actually the estimate when I called in the error code was $60 just to show up and google results said $450 for the board. And also mentioned using the 3x5 card instead as a way it might be fixed. It worked so I'm good.

      But I can still fucking bitch about it you anonymous fucking idiot. Because it's still a stupid fucking idea. Sure, let's add a $450 motherboard to the oven so you have to evaluate the cost of replacing a motherboard for $450 or buying a new oven for $650 and throwing this piece of shit into the nearest land fill.

      My girlfriend did this with her refrigerator. The motherboard passed on and the replacement board was in the $350 range plus the $75 for someone to come out and check it out. In checking the 'net, I found the particular model was some cheap rebranded shit that contractors put in new houses. Looks nice and all but generally lasts for 5 to 7 years before taking a dump. She replaced it with a better model at the Sears store and this one went to a landfill somewhere.

      What a fucking waste.

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    32. Re:Cost by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can't just swap in a different cooking method and expect the same results.

      Umm, I'm not sure you understand what I'm talking about. Have you actually looked at some of these old cookbooks? They didn't just "swap in a different cooking method" with the same old recipes. They often significantly altered recipes and tested them in great detail to try to get them to work in microwaves.

      Ultimately, though, the changes in flavor and texture were generally undesireable. Or they required even more finicky steps in microwave cooking than you'd do in a conventional recipe. And thus, within a decade after the microwave became common in people's kitchens, it was relegated to TV dinners, reheating meals, and a few other general heating tasks where texture and flavor either didn't matter or were already developed in previous cooking.

      I own a microwave. It's convenient for a few tasks, as I mentioned, because it can be faster and require less cleaning of pots/pans. But it doesn't actually enable me to cook anything better or with more precision. Many of Myhrvold's ideas could enable me to cook better and with more precision, but the gains are either marginal, or I'd be able to simulate his technology (with minor losses in precision) with something that probably would cost a tiny fraction of his technology.

      Microwaves make food worse but are more convenient. Myhrvold's ideas would mostly help to make food better but would require ridiculous cost increases (and are thus less convenient).

    33. Re:Cost by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      I don't know. It feels like with the improvements in RF engineering we've made today it should be possible to make a microwave which has better heating characteristics.

      I mean the problem with the microwave as it currently exists is that it just kind of splats the energy all around the cooking space. Could we not design one which used constructive interference and multiple sources to build up a more even and precise cooking field?

  3. Dollars. by queazocotal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How to improve the oven has been known for ages.
    The problem is that it's costly to do right, especially if the oven needs to actually be a reliable oven and last at least 10 years daily use.
    For example 'optical sensors can be placed in the oven to ...'

    How do you keep these clean after the four hundredth time they're spattered with grease at 250C and it's burned on to a nice black film.
    How do you determine what the food is, and what the surrounding dish is in order to pick what needs to be browned.

    The 'right' way to do this would be with thermal IR cameras.
    Unfortunately, this raises even more cost issues.

    1. Re:Dollars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you keep these clean after the four hundredth time they're spattered with grease at 250C and it's burned on to a nice black film.

      Baking soda sprayed with water. Let sit overnight.

    2. Re:Dollars. by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      How to improve the oven has been known for ages...

      Yeah, don't let dumbasses near them.

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  4. Wow! Will we need... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

    Photoshop to cook our food?
    We could use the device to preview the finished dish, too.
    Of course, he is theoretically correct, but, as we know, theory and practice are different things.

  5. And when it breaks... by LaRoach · · Score: 1

    ...it will costs thousands to repair... if parts are even available...

    1. Re:And when it breaks... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      parts?

      buy this years ver of it we don't make parts for stuff after 1.5-2.0 years also no software updates as well.

    2. Re:And when it breaks... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I think I'll stick with a good old conventional oven. The one I use these days was made in 1975, parts are still available for it.

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    3. Re:And when it breaks... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      parts?

      buy this years ver of it we don't make parts for stuff after 1.5-2.0 years also no software updates as well.

      The LED display in the clock on my oven is about to go. It's not wired into anything critical, so it's basically just a time-of-day/timer digital clock.

      From what I can tell, getting something that's an exact replacement would run me probably about $250 if I can get it at all.

      A new knob to replace one of the burner knobs that warped due to too much heat (imagine that!) would run me over $25.

      This is a cheap contractor-grade unit so presumably they made lots of them back in the early '90's and that's the best I can do for parts????

  6. Master troll Nathan Myhrvold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Master patent troll Nathan Myhrvold. I hope one day, the sooner the better, I will dance on his grave.

    1. Re:Master troll Nathan Myhrvold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but be sure to avoid my piss puddle.

    2. Re:Master troll Nathan Myhrvold by slashdice · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we're going to need to set up a calendar since I don't like shitting with an audience.

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  7. Simple appliances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like to keep my appliances simple. Fire for one is excellent and is still used 1000s of years since it was harnessed. I like my oven to last 20 years and not need an upgrade or be connected to the net, so no thanks to the proposed enhancements.

  8. How are you supposed to keep the camera clean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When cooking something gases and boiled off fats condense on things inside the oven. How are you supposed to keep the camera lens clean so this idea will work right? You can't so this is all one big what if that can't work.

    End of discussion.

  9. I'd like to see someone "bake" at 400C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rarely, if ever, will the temperature inside your oven ever exceed 230C -- there are entire cooking techniques that rely on the uneven heating patterns of a traditional convection oven and broiler.

    1. Re:I'd like to see someone "bake" at 400C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can only think of one situation where an oven would get that hot, and that's the self-clean cycle...

  10. WTF Nathan?!! by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    If the skin on your fish is going in silver and coming out brown, you're doing it fucking wrong!

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    1. Re:WTF Nathan?!! by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      No, pretty sure you're doing it wrong actually - crispy fish skin is a wonderful thing.

  11. At 800ÂC, your new oven comes with a fire sui by NemoinSpace · · Score: 0

    You geeks in basements better stick with microwaves before you burn the house down.

  12. Complexity by robstout · · Score: 1

    This all sounds way too complex for an oven. Lots of moving parts in a high heat area sounds like a recipe for failure (HA!) Things I'd like to see: Faster warm up time for the oven More even heating throughout the oven

    1. Re:Complexity by dfsmith · · Score: 2

      Have you researched an Aga? It's always on—solves both your problems.*

      * You didn't list cost and controllability. B-)

    2. Re:Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. I've got a wood-burning Rayburn. It took some time to get used to, but I'd never go back to electric.

    3. Re:Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, with an Aga, you don't need a separate central heating/hot water boiler. Very efficient! (Though it gets a bit warm in the kitchen come summer...)

  13. Who cooks at 800C ? by agurk · · Score: 1

    I usually cook at maximum 225C except for thin pizza which likes 250-270C. I canÃt understand what you are supposed to cook at 300C or above. This normal ovens never gets into radiant energy territory.

    What am I missing here?

    1. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by ledow · · Score: 1

      Don't think I've ever cooked anything in an oven at over 220C. Even less if it's fan-assisted.

      To be honest, ovens are one of the few things that just work and shouldn't be messed with. I don't want an oven as complex as some microwaves can be... as soon as you move from a thermostat to microprocessor control, there's something too complex about heating up your dinner.

    2. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Dzimas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lead melts at 327.5 degrees, zinc melts at 319.5 degrees, tin a bit less than that. You could have some serious metalworking fun in the kitchen -- get it up to 1200 degrees and you could liquify gold, silver and even copper. I seriously hope that the numbers in the summary were just an awkward conversion error, because the notion of your very own kitchen smelter is terrifying.

    3. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      My oven dial doesn't even go past 500 F / 260 C.

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    4. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Hartree · · Score: 2

      "your very own kitchen smelter is terrifying"

      I must admit, I've used my oven more for preheating cast iron for welding and low temp curing of refractory than I've done for baking lately. But smelting in it is a bit much even for a lunatic like me.

    5. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This normal ovens never gets into radiant energy territory.

      I don't remember the last time I've seen a normal sized oven that didn't have a broil/overhead grilling setting.

    6. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stove and oven electric heating elements get hot enough to melt aluminum already, just not when there is much of a load on them that helps radiate and conduct heat away.

    7. Re:Who cooks at 800C ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Smelting's best done in the microwave anyway!

  14. next up, Nathan Myhrvold's Cutting Things in Half by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, this raises even more cost issues.

    Not for Nathan Myhrvold.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  15. Too complex, too expensive by pubwvj · · Score: 2

    Because building it would be so complex it would be overly expensive and break down a lot more. My oven has been running for over a decade. It may well last several more decades. That's a lot longer than the expected life cycle for 'smart' products. I'll take a dumb oven and be a smart cook any day of the week. A ring of stones and a cook fire is better than too much technology.

  16. Re:At 800ÂC, your new oven comes with a fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. Because boom, headshot

  17. Gaggenau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too expensive is not a reason. Nor an excuse.

    Check out Gaggenau... they could do with these hints

    Alex.

  18. Good luck with Whirlpool by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    Last 10 years? Make sure you don't buy garbage made by Whirlpool as it's made to fall apart in a very short time. This is the front of our gasrange after less than 5 years of careful use: http://toxicice.com/images/eng...

    According to Whirlpool this is "normal wear and tear". Good luck using an oven if you can't even read the markings anymore

    Aside: the "clock" doesn't even have battery backup. It's 80's technology but made to last way less long.

  19. How about just a good thermostat instead? by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Something cookbooks harp on: most ovens do very poor temperature regulation. Baking books in particular recommend getting a separate themometer, and adding thermal ballast (such as stones) to your oven to get it to keep an even temperature.

    That's not just for ultra-high-end stuff; that's for just making good bread. Bread is fairly sensitive to temperature, because you're trying to orchestrate a complex set of reactions including yeast production, internal steam, setting the internal protein structure, and browning the crust. Swings of 25F are enough to throw off that balance, yielding loaves that are too high or too low or too brown or other problems.

    Most home ovens do it very badly. It seems to me that's a much more fixable problem without spending a fortune on the ultimate oven.

    1. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      citation needed

    2. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Swings of 25F are enough to throw off that balance, yielding loaves that are too high or too low or too brown or other problems.

      You can get a "Zimmerman loaf" where it's not brown enough . . .

    3. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively, don't use an oven. For one thing, they're non-existent in most cultures.

      I long ago realized that the oven requires nearly scientific precision, especially for baking, which is pretty much the polar opposite of what you do on the stove. So I stopped pretending that I'll ever be able to cook something to my liking in the oven. Unlike stove-top cooking, acquiring that skill requires careful and deliberate study and experimentation, but I'm too lazy and busy. Obviously there are stove-top dishes that require more precision, for example some types of roux, but that's still an easier and more convenient skill to acquire, and your mistakes are more enjoyable.

      Except for the occasional dish, our oven is for storing pots and pans.

      If I ever got into baking I'd get serious about learning the oven. But it's just a very unforgiving tool. You can't dabble. Many of the "easy" oven dishes are even easier on the stove, so why bother.

    4. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A good thermostat and temperature control would also be appreciated on the stovetop, in the refrigerator and freezer, and with home heating and cooling. An induction cooktop with precise digital temperature control (SI) and a magnetic stirrer would also be great.

      We are more than a decade past time the when any new household device should be set by a knob labeled with low-med-high or some other crude mis-calibrated scale.

    5. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by gringer · · Score: 1

      An induction cooktop with precise digital temperature control (SI) and a magnetic stirrer would also be great.

      A magnetic stirrer on a magnetic induction cooktop would be... interesting.

      We have an induction coooktop with digital temperature control (in increments of 10 degrees). It seems to measure the temperature at the induction coil, rather than the temperature of the pot, so things can boil when it's set to 60C. Also, the PWM cycle of the cooktop (as with pretty much every other one I've seen) is far too long at about 0.5Hz (where I'd prefer a cycle of at least 10Hz, and ideally over 100Hz). Further, the power level can't be adjusted as much as I'd like -- I set it to 800W (or 130C, because that seems to be similar) and it's too cold for frying, but 900W (or 140C) is a little bit too hot.

      Sure, I wouldn't change away from induction now that I have it, but I expect it'll be a while before we get a replacement cooktop, because I've become a whole lot more aware of the limitations (and possibilities) in the current technology.

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    6. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best way is to add insulation using firebrick on the outside of the fucking oven, which is what I did when I installed my new wall oven. Do I use the fucking internal thermostat? No because once I'm cooking, I use a proper oven thermometer that I can easily read w/o opening the fucking door and adjust things to where I need them. Works fucking well and didn't cost an arm/leg to do.

      In regards to the fucking temps listed in the damn summary, All I know is that I cook between 100 to 250 Centigrade (200 to 500 farenheit) and most of my needs are around 150 C. 800 C is close to cone 04 (1450 farenheit) as used in a fucking kiln for firing god damn ceramics (used generally for red/green glazed items) and yes I have 2 fucking kilns that can reach 2500 farenheit (Cone 14) or 1350 Centigrade and I've used them not only to melt steel but various other metals for custom work.

      captcha=buffoon
      Says it all to me. God Damn Idiot

    7. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a pizza stone for breadmaking. Works like a charm.

    8. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Kenwood Cooking Chef - it's not magnetic, but it is induction. I've been lusting after one for a while, but with a high-end non cooking version already, it's hard to justify.

    9. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Swings of 25F are enough to throw off that balance, yielding loaves that are too high or too low or too brown or other problems.

      Most home ovens do it very badly. It seems to me that's a much more fixable problem without spending a fortune on the ultimate oven.

      A pizza stone can held reduce temperature swings by adding thermal mass. The downside being that it needs pre-heating, since it has thermal mass.

      Then of course, there's the old advice about leaving the door closed.

      Two low-tech, low-cost ways to improve the operation of an existing oven.

    10. Re:How about just a good thermostat instead? by gringer · · Score: 1

      My wife just pointed me at the Thermomix, which is popular among her German friends:

      http://www.amazon.com/Vorwerk-...

      It can weigh things, grind grains, and chop, as well as all the other kenwoody-things. It's a bit more expensive, though, and probably not induction.

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  20. so what? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    It's a hammer looking for a nail.

  21. 800C? WTF???? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Is this due to unfamiliarity with Centigrade?

    All the food baking I've done is well below 260C (500F).

    800C (1472F) is cherry red can melt a lot of metals.

    It's in the range you would use a muffle furnace or kiln to get.

    1. Re:800C? WTF???? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      A good commercial pizza oven can get to 1000*F but not 1500!

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  22. HOW hot? by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 0

    at 400 C, radiant energy starts doing a fair amount of the heat transfer. At 800 C, radiation overwhelms convection.

    800 degrees C??? That's 1470 degrees F! Who has an oven that goes that high? That will turn just about anything into charcoal in under a minute.

    Even 400 C-- 750 degrees F-- is quite a bit hotter than most ovens.

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    1. Re:HOW hot? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      most of the things I would think about using an oven for would be in the 200-250 C range.

    2. Re:HOW hot? by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Informative

      at 400 C, radiant energy starts doing a fair amount of the heat transfer. At 800 C, radiation overwhelms convection.

      800 degrees C??? That's 1470 degrees F! Who has an oven that goes that high? That will turn just about anything into charcoal in under a minute.

      Even 400 C-- 750 degrees F-- is quite a bit hotter than most ovens.

      Commercial ovens, and specifically commercial salamander ovens. And what the summary failed to explain is that the heating elements get up to that temperature, not the air - hence, infrared radiation cooks the food, rather than convection through the air.

      They're useful for anytime you want a quick and hard sear, including steaks, creme brulee, flash broiling fish, etc.

    3. Re:HOW hot? by sjames · · Score: 1

      For those applications, a propane torch works even better. The salamander is more necessary in a commercial kitchen where you are producing food in large volumes.

  23. Followed by Eggs Should be Round... by raftpeople · · Score: 2

    from his new book "If Only God were as Smart as Me!"

    1. Re:Followed by Eggs Should be Round... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Is that the sequel to "Stephen Wolfram Is a Big Fat Idiot"?

  24. Better question... by raydobbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why the fsck should we listen to anything this dishonest vulture says or wants? He has worked to single-handedly ruin everything about anything we could ever care about. Intellectual Ventures is the scum of the Earth, and is akin to the mafia coming to you and mentioning that they need some money else something bad could happen to your precious new business venture. Everything this man and his cohorts touch is tainted - Intellectual Ventures and Mr. Myhrvold needs to be removed like a cancer before they can spread even further.

    Fsck Intellectual Ventures.
    Fsck Nathan Myhrvold.

    In some parts of the world, they'd cut off his thieving hands. I wouldn't take one of his new ovens even if they gave it to me - except maybe to smash the crap out of it on YouTube.

    1. Re:Better question... by gander666 · · Score: 2

      Shit, my world for mod points. Amen brother

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      Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress ... but I repeat myself. - Mark T
    2. Re:Better question... by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      Why the fsck should we listen to anything this dishonest vulture says or wants?

      Because, IV and patent trolling aside, he's also the author of Modernist Cuisine and an award-winning BBQ chef. Hate him for his IP policies if you want, but that doesn't mean you have to hate his cooking.

    3. Re:Better question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, IV and patent trolling aside, he's also the author of Modernist Cuisine and an award-winning BBQ chef. Hate him for his IP policies if you want, but that doesn't mean you have to hate his cooking.

      And how the fuck am I supposed to evaluate his cooking if I have to worry about being sued for infringing his recipe by making dinner for guests? (Or should I patent "Method for cooking a recipe likely to appear in the next edition of Modernist Cuisine using a toaster oven" and take him to court?)

    4. Re:Better question... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful
      *Co-author* of Modernist Cuisine, along with two other co-authors, 50 staff, 36 researchers and14 outside experts. He may have financed the project, but its not as if he wrote the bulk of the material himself.

      His "award-winning BBQ" was one cook-off in 1991, where he won in a pasta category.

      The guy is a professional self-aggrandizer and that's about it.

    5. Re:Better question... by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      *Co-author* of Modernist Cuisine, along with two other co-authors, 50 staff, 36 researchers and14 outside experts. He may have financed the project, but its not as if he wrote the bulk of the material himself.

      I see... And which cookbook did you co-author?

      [crickets]

    6. Re:Better question... by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      Because, IV and patent trolling aside, he's also the author of Modernist Cuisine and an award-winning BBQ chef. Hate him for his IP policies if you want, but that doesn't mean you have to hate his cooking.

      And how the fuck am I supposed to evaluate his cooking if I have to worry about being sued for infringing his recipe by making dinner for guests?

      What's a reasonable royalty for your dinner for your guests? Is it $0? What if he collected treble damages - why, that would be 3 times $0!

      ... I don't think you have anything to worry about.

    7. Re:Better question... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      What's your point? Are you implying that in order to criticize someone for taking an undue portion of the credit for other people's work, that I have to do a amount of work comparable to what the person I'm criticizing is claiming in the exact same field?

    8. Re:Better question... by sjames · · Score: 1

      There are a great many chefs with better credentials who do not recommend such nonsense. Listen to them instead.

    9. Re:Better question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority

    10. Re:Better question... by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      What's your point? Are you implying that in order to criticize someone for taking an undue portion of the credit for other people's work, that I have to do a amount of work comparable to what the person I'm criticizing is claiming in the exact same field?

      You haven't shown that it's an "undue" portion, and you certainly can't speak from experience as to what's "due". How much of your anger is simply preconceived bias?

    11. Re:Better question... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      You want to talk about preconceived bias? From you comment history, you claim to be a patent attorney. You're aggressive in defending patent trolls in general and this one in particular. It doesn't take a lot to connect the dots.

    12. Re:Better question... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      You want to talk about preconceived bias? From you comment history, you claim to be a patent attorney. You're aggressive in defending patent trolls in general and this one in particular.

      At no point did I defend patent trolls, and in fact, you even replied to my comment saying "Hate him for his IP policies if you want, but that doesn't mean you have to hate his cooking." That's not a defense of patent trolling - it's a defense of cooking.

      It doesn't take a lot to connect the dots.

      The dots being that you are so outraged over patents that if someone has anything to do with patents whatsoever, then everything they do must be the most evilest thing in the world. Have a patent? You must eat kittens. Work for the USPTO? Probably torture babies for fun on the weekends. Founded a patent troll company? Clearly, your grill must burn the souls of the damned instead of propane.

      Pro-tip - learn to compartmentalize. People have many different aspects to their lives. Hating everything someone does because of one thing they do only makes you insane. It certainly doesn't help your credibility.

    13. Re:Better question... by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Rumours were that Bill pushed him out at Microsoft because he was spending too much time with his gourmet hobby than actually doing his job.

      Despite the knee-jerk anti-anything-that-ever-came-out-of-MS bullshit of slashdot Nathan Myrvhold is actually a better cook than 99% of the people here. He knows his stuff.

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    14. Re:Better question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fsck should we listen to anything this dishonest vulture says or wants?

      Because we are adults and therefore able to distinguish what is being said from who is saying it?

    15. Re:Better question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Co-author* of Modernist Cuisine, along with two other co-authors, 50 staff, 36 researchers and14 outside experts. He may have financed the project, but its not as if he wrote the bulk of the material himself.

      His "award-winning BBQ" was one cook-off in 1991, where he won in a pasta category.

      The guy is a professional self-aggrandizer and .....

      a pastarian BBQ overlord. You should respect that.

    16. Re:Better question... by lippydude · · Score: 1

      @raydobbs: "Why the fsck should we listen to anything this dishonest vulture says or wants?"

      "Because we are adults and therefore able to distinguish what is being said from who is saying it?"

      Myhrvold is patently a patent troll and extortionist ref

    17. Re:Better question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fsck Intellecual *Vultures*

      Fixed.

  25. Nobody will ever build this oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody has built such an oven, Mr. Myhrvold, because you're sitting on so many patents you did not create and have no intention of implementing that whoever built this perfect oven would be sued into oblivion.

  26. 1200 C?? by QilessQi · · Score: 4, Informative

    "With reasonable energy efficiency, electric broilers can heat quickly and reliably to temperatures as high as 2,200 C. Maximum settings are typically restricted to 1,200 C in order to extend the life of the heating element and avoid charring the food."

    I think repeatedly confusing C and F should immediately disqualify someone as an oven engineer. Or an oven operator, for that matter. :-)

    1. Re:1200 C?? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Gosh 2200C? That's hot enough to melt steel by quite a margin. Tungsten would survive, but not many other elements would,

      Heck, 1200C is nearly enough to melt steel (actually 1500C), and would be more than enough to cast copper, bronze and brass, blow glass, fire ceramics and so on.

      Where can I get one of these atomic furnaces?

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    2. Re:1200 C?? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

      "With reasonable energy efficiency, electric broilers can heat quickly and reliably to temperatures as high as 2,200 C. Maximum settings are typically restricted to 1,200 C in order to extend the life of the heating element and avoid charring the food."

      I think repeatedly confusing C and F should immediately disqualify someone as an oven engineer. Or an oven operator, for that matter. :-)

      What about confusing the temperature of the food or the air in the oven and the temperature of the heating element?

      Electric broilers use bars or rods made from Nichrome, an alloy of nickel and chromium (and often iron) that heats up when electricity passes through it. With reasonable energy efficiency, electric broilers can heat quickly and reliably to temperatures as high as 2,200 C. Maximum settings are typically restricted to 1,200 C in order to extend the life of the heating element and avoid charring the food.

      The nichrome bars heat up to 1200C. They heat up the air and also radiate in the infrared to cook the food.

      I have no idea why so many people reading this article got confused about that point and think the guy's trying to cook food to 1200C.

    3. Re:1200 C?? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Probably because it started out talking about 200C which is way cooler than the elements run, convincing people it wasn't talking about that.

    4. Re:1200 C?? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they got confused because nichrome melts at 1,400C, which makes it seem a bit improbable that it can "heat quickly and reliably to temperatures as high as 2,200 C."

      But really, they aren't confused. You and the authors (Nathan Myhrvold & W. Wayt Gibbs) are.

      1,200 C just happens to be extremely close to 2,200 F (2,192 F to be precise). Most likely they read somewhere that nichrome heating elements can reliably reach 2,200 degrees and assumed C when it was actually F. Since they're usually limited to 1,200 C, they assumed incorrectly that there was a massive amount of extra capacity for heating, not realizing that the 1,200 and 2,200 values were actually the same number.

    5. Re:1200 C?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know some Libyans who can hook you up. Got any pinball parts? Turns out pinball's big there.

  27. this guy is out of his mind by serbanp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not only it's not obvious what "better" means when baking is involved, but he's showing his Microsoft roots here, stupid "improvements" that make the whole system break so much easier.

    It's a known fact that most "modern" residential ovens, the ones with displays, lots of buttons to set baking programs etc, should never use the self-clean cycle. The thermal insulation is not good enough to protect the electronics (a.k.a. control board) and the oven fails, typically after a high-heat cycle (the self-clean reaches 700-800*F). This is equally true for GE and Whirlpool as well as for Viking and Ilve.

    Adding more electronics to a hot environment is asking for more and expensive trouble.

    Commercial appliances are better built though, are they Myhrvold's target? In any case, his post is just a petulant rant showing overkill application of technology, just because "he can". Zapping mosquitoes with laser beams sounds more realistic...

    1. Re:this guy is out of his mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of putting the electronics in the same metal box as the heating element is another area for improvement.

      I don't see any intrinsic problem with improving ovens so they perform more consistently given user settings, though. I'd pay a lot for an oven that cooked everything right, every time, because my girlfriend sucks at cooking :D

  28. Utter drivel by shilly · · Score: 1

    Given that he raises the spectre of salmonella from uneven temperature in sous-vide cooking, it's pretty clear he knows fuck all about cooking. Hey Nathan? Sous vide is done in a precision-controlled water bath, you numpty. Not an oven.

    1. Re:Utter drivel by Theaetetus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Given that he raises the spectre of salmonella from uneven temperature in sous-vide cooking, it's pretty clear he knows fuck all about cooking. Hey Nathan? Sous vide is done in a precision-controlled water bath, you numpty. Not an oven.

      From the article:

      Domestic ovens tend to swing in temperature and can be off by as much as 5 percent at any point during cooking. At 205 C—a temperature at which you might cook a turkey—that 5 percent isn’t a big deal. But consider a style of cooking known as sous vide, in which you cook food in bags in a water bath at low temperatures such as 60 C, near the threshold at which bacteria can survive. Here, 5 percent can be the difference between safe and unsafe.

      He raises the spectre of salmonella from uneven temperature to point out why ovens can't do the low and slow temps in sous vide cooking. And I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he knows significantly more than fuck all about cooking.

    2. Re:Utter drivel by jtara · · Score: 1

      Sous vide is done in a precision-controlled water bath, you numpty. Not an oven.

      Pretty sure he knows that, given the featured technique of his pricey multi-volume Modernist Cuisine (purportedly the most financially-successful cookbook ever - and at $500 it should be!) is Sous Vide'... Lots of pretty pictures of bags hanging in water tanks. (There's a more-affordable "at Home" version, which I own.)

      Think they didn't show the pretty pictures to Nathan?

      SRSLY, that set is probably one of the major drivers behind the popularization of Sous Vide'. (Along with Thomas Keller's book.) And it really is sweeping the world of cooking by storm. Restaurants don't necessarily like to publicize it. (Some are proud of it, others would rather you didn't know.) Popular restaurants that now use Sous Vide':

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...

      - Chipoltle (barbacoa, carnitas)
      - Panera (steaks, turkey, salmon)

      At the higher end, this list is nothing to sneeze at!

      http://www.sousvidesupreme.com...

      Myrhvold has set-out to change how we cook. Apparently, one appliance at a time.

  29. I find it VERY ODD a jew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would work on inventing an oven, don't you? Hitler would've loved Nathan Myrvold.

  30. He is a superb cook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will buy any oven he has a hand in designing.

  31. Perfection is reached... by knarf · · Score: 1

    ...when there is nothing left to take away. Myhrvold seems to think the opposite is true. Did he by any chance work for Microsoft? It would explain the byzantine maze of Windows-related API's...

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    1. Re:Perfection is reached... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't know, Myhrvold's major claim to fame is being former CTO at Microsoft. Yes, it really does explain a lot.

  32. Legacy issues by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1

    We have about 80 years worth of recipes based on the current oven standards.
    All of them would need revisions and people who don't cook that often wouldn't be aware of why their recipe failed if they used a new style oven.
    Convection is great for crispy skin, not so great for custards.

  33. n00bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called pressurized air blown across the lens assembly. If we can stare up the ass end of a jet turbine or rocket motor, I think this guy can put one in a simple oven. Armchair engineers need to STFU.

    1. Re:n00bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressurized and heated air at the same temperature as the rest of the oven, so it doesn't replace all the heated air? Sounds like a lot of parts that could break and complexity to add. Having worked on research where we did have optics facing directly into hot, contaminated environments, we just replaced the front most lens frequently because it was cheaper than cleaning and resurfacing them...

  34. Archair engineers are teh failz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can blow pressurized air across the lens assembly to keep it cleared. We do it all the time with jet engines. I hate all of you armchair engineers with a passion of 10,000 of these 800C ovens.

  35. Hacking ovens? by GooDieZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    I modded my almost new dumb oven (2 knobs and indicator light) with cast iron plates about 5 millimeters thick on top and bottom, with some additional rails to quickly remove them if necessary. The heat up process is a bit slower, but overall the oven performs way better than stock one and bakes evenly.
    This is thermal mass right over heaters for even roasting/baking.
    If I want crust, I just pop on the ventilator in the oven for 10 minutes before done, perfect every time.
    As for bread, i pop out the plates, Heat the oven and cast iron pot with lid to 260C, pop in the bread when hot and forget about it for 45 minutes.

    If he wants Tech in the oven, well let's see his ideas. At friends house they bought new $INSERT_NAME oven (overpriced around 1500€) with all the bells all over, you can't even expect to turn it on without at least reading 10 pages of the 80 pages long manual. It's super energy saving design takes like 20 minutes to heat up to 200C or ~30 minutes to 250C. For the fun of it we popped in an NTC sensor to see what's going on in heat up and baking process. Nice SLOOOW and steady heat up, then we popped in a roast. Temperature dropped around 40C then heating back up for 16 minutes, overshoot set temperature by 18C, dropped back 21C under set temp and oscillated all the way to the end. All the micro controlling in there failed with REGULAR use.
    With that price tag you expect at least steady even temperature, but noooo, $INSERT_NAME decided to screw the customer with poor excuse for an oven, and telling you that you baked your stuff wrong all your life, so they decided to set you straight.
    If I wanted to die of waiting I would go to DMV line...

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    1. Re:Hacking ovens? by serbanp · · Score: 1

      I have half-bricks on the bottom of my gas-fired oven. It bakes much more evenly and keeps the temperature very steady.

      Yes, thermal mass is the ticket, not just-in-time heat control gimmicks.

  36. Sounds complicated by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    I'll just rely on Chef Mike for the time being.

  37. 800C? WTF???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want a perfect Neapolitan-style pizza, you do want temperatures in excess of 500F. That said, 800C is really hot, I'm guessing 800F was intended, which is a totally reasonable temperature.

  38. or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could just use your nose to tell you what is happening in the oven.

  39. welcome to the million dollar oven by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    thanks, nathan, you scumsucking patent troll!

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  40. wait, Myhrvold..? by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Has he patented it yet?

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  41. OP is mistaking their reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The shock of seeing a 28oz porterhouse presented in a searing hot skillet is so similar, and OP is too focused on not spilling 800c browned butter to notice.

  42. 800c?! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    What are you cooking? Aluminum? "Welcome home honey! Dinner's almost ready! Tonight we're having melted aluminum!"

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  43. More complexity means higher failure rates by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    Durable goods are supposed to be durable. They are simple to be durable. Adding all these features means they will break more often, it's a foolish path IMO. I wouldn't trust a single circuit board in a oven that can reach 500F.

  44. Cost vs Reward. by Izuzan · · Score: 1

    How much is this going to increase the price of an oven. And how often will parts need to be replaced and the cost to do such. Currently ovens may be inefficient, but they work, and don't break very often when they do its a case of a cheap fix, or replace the stove.

    i would not want to see what the optical sensor would cost to replace, or the specialized elements. i cant see the cost of one of these stoves being anywhere close to the reward you get out of possibly faster cooking/energy saving.

  45. Read art. not ready-for-the-next-generation-stuff by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1
  46. This is so bizarre I'm not sure what to make of it by AdamHaun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article footer implies that he's some kind of cooking science wizard, but I have trouble believing that Nathan Myhrvold has ever done more with an oven than toss a slab of meat in it. I'm no expert, but I've baked an awful lot of cakes, cookies, breads, and pastries, and I find this article very confusing:

    Most of us bake, roast, and broil our food using a technology that was invented 5,000 years ago for drying mud bricks: the oven. The original oven was clay, heated by a wood fire. Today, the typical oven is a box covered in shiny steel or sparkling enamel, powered by gas or electricity. But inside the oven, little has changed.

    Weird condescension towards "brick dryers" is a running theme of this article. To see how ridiculous this is, I invite you to consider a nineteenth century cake recipe with its many methods for determining correct oven temperature and shielding parts of the cake from the oven walls so that it bakes evenly. Turning a knob to set an arbitrary temperature, while imperfect, is a *vast* technological improvement over wood-fired ovens. (Remember: just because it's analog (or non-electronic!) doesn't mean it's not technology.) Likewise, the metal that the oven is made from represents thousands of years of technological advances in itself.

    Preheating always seems to take an unreasonably long time because ovens waste most of the hot air they generate. The actual amount of energy required to reach baking temperature is quite small: Just 42 kilojoules will heat 0.14 cubic meters of air to 250 C. The heating element in a typical domestic electric oven supplies this much energy in a mere 21 seconds. Unfortunately, the heat, which originates in the heating coils of an electric oven or the burner of a gas oven, must pass through the air to get to the walls, and air is an awful conductor of heat, only slightly better than Styrofoam. Even worse, air expands when heated, so much of it flows out of the vent, heating the kitchen rather than the oven.

    But the oven walls will heat the air anyway, so how much energy would we really save by heating the walls directly? Pre-heating is only a fraction of the oven's total operating time. And wouldn't an electric burner also produce radiant heat? And then a few paragraphs later:

    As soon as you open the oven door to adjust or check on the food, nearly all the hot air spills out. The puny electric element or gas burner is no match for such large surges of cool air, so the temperature in the oven plummets, and it recovers slowly.

    which is totally inconsistent with what he said earlier.

    At 200 C or below, convection moves most of the heat. But at 400 C, radiant energy starts doing a fair amount of the heat transfer. At 800 C, radiation overwhelms convection. Why couldn’t we have an oven designed to cook primarily by convection at low temperatures that switches to radiant heating for high-temperature baking?

    As others have mentioned, this is a Fahrenheit/Celsius error at best and a non-sequitor at worst. The highest normal baking temperature is around 500 F (260 C) unless you're going crazy with pizza. If the article's numbers are correct, we should totally ignore radiant heating! (I don't think they are.) And I'm not clear on how the oven is supposed to "switch" to radiant heating. If the walls are hot enough to radiate, you get hot air for free. If the air is hot, it heats the sides of the oven.

    Myrhvold next dives into a laundry list of suggested improvements, which fall into a few categories:

    1. Stuff that already exists, but is expensive.
    2. Stuff that's not done because it's too expensive and/or inconvenient.
    3. Complicated gimmicks that require recipe-specific behavior.
    4. Star Trek.

    And you’re not going to be able to stop a cook from opening the oven door on occasion ...

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    Visit the
  47. Old Idea - did this all 30 years ago by Thorfinn.au · · Score: 1

    As a set of co-workers at an energy retailer (now defunct) did all this 30 years ago, just come down to Aus and buy one with either methane or electricity as the heat source.

  48. Yeah, yeah by russotto · · Score: 1

    As with most of Myrhvold's stuff, it's not so hard to blue-sky it (and take out a broad patent which covers everything while teaching nothing); it is hard to actually implement it. Take the optical sensor to detect browning. Yeah, works great... except it's got to be inside an oven. Which gets grease all over it. Grease that is not transparent.

    If you want to make something practical for a residential oven, it has to work in an oven environment. Reliably. Without much maintenance.

  49. "Challenges"? by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    Yeah, let's glorify more people who say "X is done wrong, someone else should fix it. But not me! I'm just here to point out that everyone else is an idiot!"

  50. I love the idea of him playing with super ovens by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that fire does a great job of killing trolls and keeping them from regenerating

  51. How about measuring the temperature of the food? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    The temperature of the oven is irrelevant to the temperature of the food. Replaceable probes that stick into the food and still work at 300deg C (800 LOL) would be vastly more important than anything else.

    Likewise, hobs should have thermostats and work according to temperature rather than fixed power.

    These things may well exist.

    A smoke detector would be nice too but is unlikely to be reliable.

  52. Comparing Myhvold to the Mafia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a terrible way to talk about the Mafia.

  53. Re:How about measuring the temperature of the food by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    The temperature of the oven is irrelevant to the temperature of the food. Replaceable probes that stick into the food and still work at 300deg C (800 LOL) would be vastly more important than anything else.

    Depends on what you're making. Lots of baking is done in a relatively short timeframe (less than an hour) and the interior of foods needs to achieve the right temperature before the surface of the food burns. That's usually the reason for the difference between recipes that recommend various oven temperatures: it's always a race against time to get the inside cooked before the outside burns.

    Now, you might say, we could just pay attention to the inside, and turn the oven down if the inside temperature isn't rising fast enough. I myself have done this in the process of baking, but temperature rises unpredictably in many foods, and the rate will be altered every time you change the oven temperature. It's really hard to predict this, so most people rely on a reasonably consistent oven temperature.

    Also, there are plenty of foods where certain chemical changes happen in the exterior in a very short time-frame and need to be coordinated with the interior, particularly when leavened (some examples of sensitive foods -- bread, pastry, souffles, cakes, etc.). Screw up the oven temperature, and the things will never rise properly, have a terrible crust, and/or end up dried out or underdone in the middle.

  54. Build it, Sell it, or STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  55. Re:How about measuring the temperature of the food by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    You're right, of course.

    I was thinking the outside is more predictable, particularly if you keep opening the oven or someone invents a reliable monitor.

  56. I've got a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nathan's rich - why doesn't he actually design and build a prototype oven and prove his ideas? Ideas are a dime a dozen, implementations that actually work are not.

  57. Y'all need a commercial oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work on commercial ovens every day. What you need is the oven you see at Subway, a Turbochef. It has 2kw of microwave available, convection heater, infrared heater, and a very powerful air circulator fan, all controllable by programmable computer. It idles at 500f air, and 900f IR.

  58. Re:This is so bizarre I'm not sure what to make of by mindstormpt · · Score: 3, Informative

    And you’re not going to be able to stop a cook from opening the oven door on occasion ... But designers could prevent that blast of cold air by building a blower into the door frame that generates a “curtain” of air whenever the door is opened, retaining more of the preheated air in the oven. ... Designing one for an oven is trickier because the chamber is small and turbulent currents could do more harm than good. Still, it could be done.

    Personally, I haven't found the occasional door-opening to be a big deal. It is discouraged for delicate foods like cakes. But clearly we need a complicated, expensive air curtain that either runs constantly or turns on in an instant. Nobody knows how to do it and it might be more trouble than it's worth, but Myhrvold is *sure* that someone (not him) will make it work.

    Siemens solved the door opening problem in a simpler/smarter way with its liftMatic ovens. These are wall mounted ovens, and instead of having a front door, you push a button that lowers the bottom and trays. They're predictably expensive.

  59. Re:This is so bizarre I'm not sure what to make of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah. Thanks. When I saw the problems you pointed out I assumed it was because I knew less about cooking than Myhrvold, not more :p And yeah if he's using C where he means F, the article's numbers look a lot more reasonable. Nice comment.

  60. burma shave by plasm4 · · Score: 1

    The fish
    is cooked
    so nice and brown
    have a bite
    and lose that frown!

  61. Don't Feed the Super-Troll .. by lippydude · · Score: 1

    Don't Feed the Super-Troll

    1990: "The purpose of announcing early like this is to freeze the market at the OEM and ISV level .. One might worry that this will help Sun because we will just have vaporware":
    Nathan Myhrvold to Bill Gates ..

    1995: "Given that we are looking at the Internet destroying our position as the setter of standards and APIs do you see things we should be doing to use ACT assets to avoid this?":
    Biill Gates to Nathan Myhrvold ..

  62. If it ain't broke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...don't fix it. The oven isn't a broken invention. Some of the best food in the world comes out of simple, or even primitive, ovens...it's the cook & ingredients that matter. A $10,000 oven isn't going to make a great cook...just like a $10,000 bike wouldn't help Myhrvold win the Tour de France.

  63. Over 200C, Not healthy.. high temps==Cancer. by FirstOne · · Score: 1

    You really don't want to cook at higher temps since it promotes formation of Cancer causing compounds.

    I find cooking at lower temps for a longer period produces more reliable results while avoiding an under cooked interior.

  64. Re:This is so bizarre I'm not sure what to make of by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    In "add just a few hundred dollars to the cost of the parts", you may have missed one thing. Adding a few hundred dollars to the cost of parts is going to add a whole lot more to the cost of the oven The parts have to be put in (perhaps not very expensive) and then everybody in the chain from factory to appliance store is going to get their profit margin off those parts. His lowball estimate is going to much more than double the price of a cheap residential oven.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  65. We bought a convection over big enough by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    To cook a pizza a couple years back.

    It cost about 100 bucks.

    Who is it that owns all the patents for these optical sensors and cameras used in an oven ?

    I bet some scumbag patent troll corporation.

  66. Re:How about measuring the temperature of the food by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I'd really like to see a stovetop with a thermostat. Bains-marie have recently become popular for certain kinds of low, slow cooking, but they're not common and they're unfortunately pricey (and usually require a vacuum sealer that adds even more to the cost).

    I end up doing a lot of things in the oven instead, where I can simmer a pot roast at at a reliable 150F. But it's not as precise or consistent as I'd like, especially at the low end.

    Getting the stove top to do both precision heating and ultra-high temperature blasting for searing would be a bit of a challenge, but I'd like to see it.

  67. Practicality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Designing any electronics like cameras to operate above 60C is a challenge above 125C exceptional. Still the ovens envisaged would make a great test bed for electronics aimed at exploring Venus in more detail.

  68. On the other side of the pond... by fintux · · Score: 1

    Coming from Europe to live in Canada for a year, I never realized how much difference there is in the ovens (and appliances in general). There is a lot to improve in the typical North American oven. First of all, the heating elements in the European style ovens are behind the enamel. The European models (if not fan-driven) may take a bit longer to heat up, but they won't have the problem of sudden heat transfer changes, since they don't really have that much infrared radiation. The oven is easier to clean, too, because of that, and the risk of the baking sheet catching fire is almost non-existent, whereas in an American-style oven, that happened during my first weeks here. Another thing is that the European ovens have a heating element also in the upper area of the oven. This means that the oven trays can be as big as the interior of the oven, without worrying burning the food and that you can more control, since the elements can be controlled separately (most also have the grilling element, which is similar to the ones in America). The European ovens also have a seamless interior (I still don't know where the excess cleaning foam goes in the American ones, probably part of it ends up in the food later). One last thing is the heat insulation. It barely exists here, as soon as the oven is switched on, the apartment gets hot like a poorly warmed sauna - and not only do you waste the electricity there, you double the pay if you want to switch on the A/C to remove that. Still the glass in the door is tiny and sometimes even painted with a similar pattern as a microwave door (why??!), so you always have to open the door to see if the food is ready. Don't even get me started on the cooking platters. They, while fast, are red-hot in typical use, so imagine spilling oil on those. Instant fire. No wonder they are called burners here. And of course, the knobs to switch off are *behind*, now good luck reaching there through the flames. And since they need to be detachable for cleaning all of the stuff that leaked and through some miracle didn't burn, they are pretty unstable, too. Great combination with the tendency to catch stuff on fire. Oh well. I guess also the ovens here are sold by the horse power, not by the usability. But yeah, let's integrate an optical sensor (and maybe a frigging laser) and fix everything else in software. It sounds much fancier than "safe", "energy efficient" or "usable".

  69. Do the Infomercial Ovens Work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean those ovens I see on infomercials actually cook better than my oven? You know, the ones that are supposed to cook by radiation,convection and infrared at the same time and use a LOT less energy?

  70. Another idea for Barbecue Grills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a sensor in to keep the temperature of the "coals" below the flash point temp of chicken grease!