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Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast To Make THC

meghan elizabeth writes How do you get weed without the weed? By genetically engineering yeast to produce THC, of course. Once theorized in a stoner magazine column more than a decade ago, a biotech startup working in Ireland is actively trying to transplant the genetic information that codes for both THC and another cannabinoid called CBD into yeast so that "marijuana" can be grown in a lab—no plants necessary.

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  1. Holy grey area! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So let's say I start a company that uses GMO THC yeast to make bread dough. The dough does not contain any THC; just the yeast that can create it. I sell this bread dough in your supermarket's freezer section as unrisen, unbaked loaves.

    You purchase the bread dough, take it home, thaw it out, let it rise overnight. (Or, for an hour or two in a warm oven.) It happily produced CO2 and THC, the bread rises, you then bake it. You then can make some 'fun' sandwiches. Is my business legal?

    1. Re:Holy grey area! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it's legal it won't be for long. Two points:

      1) Most likely the yeast bodies will have trace amounts of THC.
      2) Look at what happened with Psilocybin, the spores of the mushrooms contain no Psilocybin however the mushrooms do. You used to be able to order the spores legally because there were no psychoactive chemicals however they are now also on the DEA schedule.

      So .. no.

    2. Re:Holy grey area! by Alien7 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Provided you make a warning against doing just that it's okay. During alcohol prohibition breweries used to sell malt extract with a warning that went something like "don't add water and yeast and leave in a dark room for 3 weeks, it will make alcohol and that's illegal!"

    3. Re:Holy grey area! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe so, but it's perhaps another step in the direction of making the prohibition unenforceable. Such technological advances coupled with a changing public perception and political changes (California, Colorado, Portugal, the Netherlands and increasing de facto legality in more and more places) are increasing momentum against the "war on drugs". I hope to live to see the day when the current prohibition will be held in the same regard as the previous one. For now I take comfort in the realisation that puritanism is losing ground.

    4. Re:Holy grey area! by newcastlejon · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, in other words, what you're saying is that bread bakes you?

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    5. Re:Holy grey area! by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      It may not be as grey as you think.

      Example: Buying spores for psilocybin mushrooms could well be illegal, as it shows 'conspiracy to commit', which is illegal in its own right... The spores contain noting, but there is no other use for them but to create illegal substances so its really hard to make up an excuse.. This is no difference than your business proposal.

      I also think in some US states ( and countries ) possession of the spores was declared illegal outright....

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    6. Re:Holy grey area! by Justpin · · Score: 1

      Considering you can by raw poppy seeds which will grow into opium gum poppies and various other seeds which are sold as bird feed. I don't ultimately see much of a problem with it. OTOH people buying hydrogen peroxide and aluminium powder for completely legitimate reasons have been subject to middle of the night armed police raids to their homes which caused one of them to emigrate to Canada.

    7. Re:Holy grey area! by disposable60 · · Score: 1

      Considering you can by raw poppy seeds which will grow into opium gum poppies and various other seeds which are sold as bird feed.

      Provided you don't know that _all_ poppies are opium poppies, then it's legal to buy the seeds and grow the flowers.
      Of course now that you know ...

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    8. Re:Holy grey area! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but only in soviet Russia

    9. Re:Holy grey area! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The yeast is just a cover. Once they get it all sorted out, they switch to selling kits for changing human cells to produce THC directly. This also avoids the whole smoking step, which is probably more unhealthy than the THC itself.
      (Probably easier to just modify gut bacteria instead of human cells. I can already see interesting airport procedures...)

    10. Re:Holy grey area! by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2

      Provided you don't know that _all_ poppies are opium poppies, then it's legal to buy the seeds and grow the flowers. Of course now that you know ...

      GP might not "know" that because it's false.

      Only Papaver somniferum are opium poppies. The common red 'Flanders' poppy aka the Veteran's Day/Remembrance Day poppy (Papaver rhoeas) is not an opium poppy, nor are a number of others like the California poppy that are not even of the genus Papaver.

      Poppy

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    11. Re: Holy grey area! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Given the way the DEA is going, the question might be can you make Sudafed from meth?

    12. Re:Holy grey area! by russotto · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that was a more innocent time. We already have to talk to a pharmacist, show ID, and get in a government DB to buy decongestant. That's because you can use it to make meth.

      Interestingly, the decongestant is made by yeast. Now all we need is for someone to come up with a yeast which makes the meth directly; no more need for the current sort of meth labs.

    13. Re: Holy grey area! by aidian · · Score: 2
    14. Re:Holy grey area! by Nyder · · Score: 1

      So let's say I start a company that uses GMO THC yeast to make bread dough. The dough does not contain any THC; just the yeast that can create it. I sell this bread dough in your supermarket's freezer section as unrisen, unbaked loaves.

      You purchase the bread dough, take it home, thaw it out, let it rise overnight. (Or, for an hour or two in a warm oven.) It happily produced CO2 and THC, the bread rises, you then bake it. You then can make some 'fun' sandwiches. Is my business legal?

      As long as you probably have the proper license here in Washington state, yes, it's legal. May not even need a license because you aren't growing or harvesting Marijuana.

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    15. Re: Holy grey area! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that!

    16. Re:Holy grey area! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Just take the GMO yeast to Montana and let it go in a barley field. THC will be in all the nation's beer shortly thereafter and impossible to remove.

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    17. Re:Holy grey area! by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 2

      Shroom spores are legal in canada. They sell kits at some herbal stores I know.

      http://www.magicmushroomkit.ca...

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    18. Re:Holy grey area! by Skylinux · · Score: 1

      The dough does not contain any THC; just the yeast that can create it.
      Is my business legal?

      It used to be legal to purchase cannabis seeds in Germany because they do not contain THC. As far as I know, it is still like this in the UK and Spain.

      Austria is also very funny when it comes to the "evil plant". One may purchase cannabis clones and keep them at home. However, flowering them is not legal.

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    19. Re:Holy grey area! by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      Taking this one step farther - engineering a gut bacterium. Stay high _all_ the time.

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    20. Re:Holy grey area! by ormondotvos · · Score: 2

      People already can have this problem, with alcohol produced in their gut.

      Being high all the time isn't possible.

    21. Re:Holy grey area! by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      The seeds do contain thc. Not only do pot plant seeds contain thc but hemp plants contain it. For hemp it may be less than 1 part per million but its enough for certain governments to make them both illegal.

    22. Re:Holy grey area! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      You used to be able to order the spores legally because there were no psychoactive chemicals however they are now also on the DEA schedule.

      Nope!

      Wikipedia:

      "In the United States, possession of psilocybin-containing mushrooms is illegal because they contain the Schedule I drugs psilocin and psilocybin. Spores, however, which do not contain psychoactive chemicals, are only explicitly illegal in Georgia, Idaho, and California.[17] In the rest of the country, it is not illegal to just sell the spores, but selling them with the purpose of producing hallucinogenic mushrooms is illegal.[18][19]"

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  2. "Biohackers" by dugancent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my lab, we call them scientists (or chemist, biologist, etc).

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    1. Re:"Biohackers" by TitusGroan8856 · · Score: 1
      C&P from RFC1392

      hacker
      A person who delights in having an intimate understanding of the internal workings of a system, computers and computer networks in particular. The term is often misused in a pejorative context, where "cracker" would be the correct term. See also: cracker.

    2. Re:"Biohackers" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't catch anyone's attention. Its all about marketing and ad revenue, ya know.

      Really, even the content isn't relevant thesed ays as its all about how many hits you can get to your page

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    3. Re:"Biohackers" by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      So... biocrackers?
      I think I've seen those in the local deli.

  3. Law. by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    The law is not equipped to forsee such advances in drugs. However if this is commercially possible, and this becomes popular, THC enabled yeast will be added to lists of forbidden substances. (just like "bath salts")

  4. 420 Loko? by jimduchek · · Score: 2

    Just sayin...

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  5. Cookie dough by roman_mir · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeast with THC sounds like a perfect combination, get high while eating something baked and it could be any bread, a dope bagel, a funny muffin, a nostalgic croissant, the branding possibilities are endless!

    1. Re:Cookie dough by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If you eat THC it will mostly just pass threw your system.

      You generally want to put it into an oil solution first, so it can cross your gut boundary.

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    2. Re:Cookie dough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      THC is also nicely alcohol soluble. The perfect yeast for making beer.

    3. Re:Cookie dough by maliqua · · Score: 1

      you don't put yeast in cookies

    4. Re:Cookie dough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you are almost right. THC solubility in ethanol drop exponentially relative to the concentration of h2o. It is soluble in anhydrous ethanol, insoluble in beer ! However you can suspend THC in water pretty much like the oil in dressing. It is caused by the vegetable fats from all the materials going in your batch and the natural stirring propelled by the rising co2 bubbles.

      The resulting beer*1 will taste like a really skunky version of a fresh hops 90 minutes IPA, the IBU*2 will probably be above 120. The high will be somewhere between beer happiness and bolted to the floor grinning. The factors affecting the high are, in order, hop+weed fat content, THC concentration in mg/L, the beverage temperature*3 and finally the small intestine content*4...

      1-assuming that you know how to brew.... If you don't it will taste real bad like the majority of homemade beers but way worse
      2-International bitterness unit.
      3-below 5C THC and hops oil tend to precipitate and pass straight through the digestive system
      4-on a a digestive system full of:
          a-full of water rich vegetables or fruits -> almost no effect,
          b-full of rich food -> a few hours of delay, less potent
          c-completely empty -> somewhere between 1/2hr and 1 hr with a high between way too much and just right
          d-after a small portion of a rich meal -> around 1hr, floored with a high anywhere between smiling stupidly, vomiting with a ridiculous smile and a paranoiac delirium

       

    5. Re:Cookie dough by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not in most cookies, but there ARE cookies that use a yeast dough. The problem is the yeast eats most of the sugar, so they aren't very sweet. (Maybe you could call them biscuits?)

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  6. Whoa by SpankiMonki · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dude, we are totally gonna get baked.

  7. Need fast-acting yeast by retroworks · · Score: 2

    They better act fast if they want to skirt the law with yeast, while there's still a law to break. In USA, Pot will be legal nationwide by 2018

    At least that's been my bet. According to the LA Times today, the DEA in Washington is showing "fatigue" at enforcing it and the White House is ready to give up on the "war on pot". http://www.latimes.com/nation/...

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    1. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They better act fast if they want to skirt the law with yeast, while there's still a law to break.

      It's still a good idea if you want pure chemicals - yeast can produce chemicals faster (to both grow and purify) than plants. Companies like the one Gov. Johnson is heading up would probably be very interested as a supply source for their refined products.

      The trick is medicinal cannabis has something like 250 active compounds. A few years ago everybody assumed that it was only THC that did anything (marinol, for instance). Now they know that CBD is the most active medicinally and Johnson is now talking about CBG as well. There's still more unknown about the others than there is known, so focusing on just a couple pure chemicals might miss out on benefits. Human bodies do a lot of signalling with various cannabinoids and here's this one plant that happens to also grow most of them. It should be a biotech bonanza, except for the crapitalistic reasons politicians try to keep it off the market.

      But, um, yeah, get high on THC beer if you want. It would actually probably be a net-benefit for society since people will be satisfied with being less drunk. As a user of the road monopoly, I'd strongly support THC beer on the market.

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    2. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      I doubt it will be fully legal by 2018. At the state level, I think it's likely more states will decriminalize or even fully legalize, but not all of them. I'll put a guess at: by 2018, it will be fully legal in 15 states, decriminalized in 15, and still criminal to possess in 20 states.

      At the federal level, the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs would complicate legalization efforts, since the Treaty requires signatories to ban marijuana. And the U.S. doesn't want to undermine this treaty, because it uses the treaty to strongarm other countries over things like coca and poppy growing. It's possible the DEA will lower enforcement priority, though, and maybe possible (though imo this is less likely) that Congress will revise the law to reduce sentences from their current levels.

    3. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by GNious · · Score: 2

      They better act fast if they want to skirt the law with yeast, while there's still a law to break. In USA, Pot will be legal nationwide by 2018

      At least that's been my bet. According to the LA Times today, the DEA in Washington is showing "fatigue" at enforcing it and the White House is ready to give up on the "war on pot". http://www.latimes.com/nation/...

      It took 148 years for the states to agree slavery was bad, you think they'll agree on pot being good in less than a decade?

    4. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Drug dealers still have lots of cash to pay off politicians to keep drugs illegal and their profits flowing. Expect it to take a while longer than that. The Pharmaceuticals will also want it banned until they can patent it. That THC CBD (plus other elements) combination has such wide ranging health impact because it likely triggers the placebo affect, not in the way people expect but via a direct chemical triggering of that affect, forcing the body to switch from stressed starvation mode to high metabolic feast mode (making double blind testing interesting).

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    5. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      It did not take 150yrs to end the alcohol prohibition experiment and it ended the same way as marijuana prohibition is ending now, the states lead the reversal. The problem for all nations at the federal level is international treaties. Weed was originally demonised by the US for industrial purposes, if the new wonder thread nylon was to succeed economically, hemp production needed to be restrained. People bought the propaganda because it was marketed as a "mexican problem" in the same way Germany marketed the "jewish problem".

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    6. Re:Need fast-acting yeast by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Informative

      Minor point - IIRC weed was targeted by William Randolph Hearst back in the 20s. Hearst owned the largest newspaper chain in the US, and had bought the global rights to the new method for making paper out of wood. His goal was to eliminate hemp as a fiber source for paper. He set up a huge tree plantation in Guyana (or thereabouts) and began a major attack on weed. He began a publicity campaign in his papers about the evils of weed, funded the making of "Reefer Madness", and lobbied and bribed congresscritters to include weed in the Volstead Act as a dangerous drug.

      At that time hemp, which is a slightly different variety of cannabis, was a major source of quality fiber for rope as well as paper (and still better than any other vegetable fiber AFAIK). The hemp growing industry was destroyed. But even today, cannabis is a major 'weed' throughout the midwest, and is a primary source of seeds for birds.

      Once when motorcycling around the wilds of Illinois we came upon a large tract - probably 40 acres - of hemp, complete with a set of beehives. I have no idea if this was just fallow land or being grown on purpose. We came back with a car and collected one 14 foot plant for a Christmas tree in the dorm. The branches were two feet apart. Smoking was tried, it was pretty much smoking a rope.

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  8. Re:this + vaping by TitusGroan8856 · · Score: 2

    here in the UK oil used to be a class-A drug like heroin whilst the resin or plant matter was a class-B. The main reason for this, I believe, was the method of extracting oil with isopropanol can be a bit of a fire/explosion risk. When they reclassified weed/resin as class-C they also lowered oil's classification. Then they moved plant/resin backup to class-B which is where oil remains now; because governments are fickle like that.

  9. Re:just think if this yeast got into the open by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Just wait until the grommits (dead heads that never wash, aka louse sprinkler when they spin dreadlocks) get yeast infections with this stuff.

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  10. Great... by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

    How long until they make yeast illegal?

    I'm really looking forward to a prison sentence for trying to make my own bread

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  11. I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, I've been calling for someone to graft the THC-production complex into kudzu. That way, either we get government help to wipe it out, or the government finally gives up; either way, kudzu becomes useful for something.

    Of course, I don't have much deep knowledge about GM or plant biology, so coming up with this idea was about on a par with saying "somebody ought to build a flying car". Here's hoping that the task these folks are tackling turns out more tractable than that one.

    1. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by drewm19801927 · · Score: 1

      I thought you guys had rent-a-goat companies for the kudzu... are they not keeping up?

    2. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      If we ever learn to design new genes and proteins quickly, there are a bunch of starter projects:

      Give mold the ability to synthesize CBD and THC. It would motivate you to wash your dishes- so you can use a razor blade to scrape off a gooey film of cannabinoids from the slimy ceramic in your sink, puff away, develop the munchies again, refill the sink with dirty dishes, and complete the cycle.

      Insert a couple genes into E Coli that can synthesize cannabinoids in your intestines, so you can get a buzz after eating regular brownies.

      Give cows a few genes for synthesis of cannabinoids during lactation. THC milk would also go great with regular brownies.

      Design a virus that invades the human nervous system and inserts genes into white matter cells to induce synthesis of Adderall.

      Engineer mosquitos that have the ability to synthesize heroin.

      Make puncturevines that synthesize injectable human vaccines for measles, mumps, pertussis, polio, flu, rubella. and accumulate them in those tack-shaped goathead seeds. Plant them near people who think vaccines cause autism. Also include genes for synthesizing tire sealant, so their needles stop blowing out my bike tires when they reach the curb.

      Give chili peppers the ability to synthesize and retain methamphetamine. Pulverize them and you can get meth with that "Chili P signature" like Jesse was selling in the first episode of Breaking Bad.

      Create bees that can successfully avoid any areas tainted with anything manufactured by Bayer.

      Resurrect DNA from extinct giant bird Palagornis sandersi but modify the legs a little so that the birds can hold bombs and chemical weapons.

      Design trees that grow both apples and oranges, so we can finally compare them.

    3. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've been calling for someone to graft the THC-production complex into kudzu. That way, either we get government help to wipe it out, or the government finally gives up; either way, kudzu becomes useful for something.

      Anyway you could call it "superweed".

    4. Re: I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Me too, but my suggestion has always been dandelions. Those little bastards colonize most prairie land in Canada, and the greens are good in salad too though almost nobody eats them.

    5. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      In the tiny nation of Bhutan weed has "invaded", the stuff is like carpet and is impossible to eradicate, the local buddhists don't often consume it themselves rather they consider it free pig food. Or as their foreign minister once put it; "In our nation, the pigs really do fly".

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    6. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      IIRC hops is close enough to cannabis that a hops plant can be grafted to a marijuana root, and will grow with at least some of the weed ingredients.

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    7. Re:I've been calling for this for 20+ years... by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      Actually cannabis is the second most common weed in Nebraska - or was a couple of decades ago, and there's no reason why that has changed. The midwest has 'volunteer' hemp growing everywhere. Attempts to eradicate it were stopped after a suit by the Audubon society, as the seeds are a major food source for birds - and hemp has very little THC. Some friends and I personally found a large (40 acres at least) field of hemp in northern Illinois back in the day, complete with beehives. I don't know if this was 'fallow' or being grown on purpose. We nabbed a 14 foot plant for a Christmas tree in the dorm.

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  12. Printed THC by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    They are genetically engineering stuff to produce stuff that is already available? Benefit would be....?

    I'm not going to bother with genetic engineering. I'm going to get a 3D printer, download THC.sdl and CBD.sdl, and print my own cannabinoids.

    Which reminds me I also have to print a new bong because this one is starting to smell like yeast.

    1. Re:Printed THC by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      Yeast is better. Imagine THC-producing yeast spores in the wild. Imagine people and animals tripping out with fungal infections. Imagine the end of the world.

    2. Re:Printed THC by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      They should insert the THC gene into mold spores. It would motivate you to empty the sink so you can scrape the scum off the ceramic with a razor blade and roll it into a joint.

    3. Re:Printed THC by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing THC with LSD. I suppose the world as we know it could "end" due to everyone lounging on their couches eating chips to satisfy their munchies all day though.

    4. Re:Printed THC by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      It depends on how much THC you absorb at once. Maureen Dowd reported a bad paranoid experience in a recent column from too much THC.

      I was half-joking, but it doesn't seem like a good idea to wire yeast to produce mind-altering drugs. Anything that can spread through the air via spores ought not be programmed to produce chemicals that screw with people's heads.

  13. What is the point? by assertation · · Score: 1

    I'm not a user, but my understanding is that pot is a very hearty plant, easy to grow and cheap to grow. Why invest money, time, and effort in learning to get the THC without it?

    1. Re:What is the point? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'm not a user, but my understanding is that pot is a very hearty plant, easy to grow and cheap to grow. Why invest money, time, and effort in learning to get the THC without it?

      Because yeast is still easier, and it would be to everyone's advantage if at least some of the alcohol producers switched to pot. Except the "thank God for dead soldiers" crowd, of course, since they're never happy as long as someone else might be.

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  14. Buy some? by germansausage · · Score: 1

    Or, you could just go to the store and buy some.
     
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  15. Re:taste by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

    So that's why my Johnnie Walker costs more than Everclear...

  16. Woah, wait a minute ... by sdack · · Score: 1

    Imagine you could use yeast to make alcohol!

    1. Re:Woah, wait a minute ... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Even better. Yeast producing both THC and alcohol. Instant cannabeer without the other brewing steps!

      THCquila? :)

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  17. Ban bread and wine 'kits' by nurb432 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great, i like making bread.. Will i now have to get a license to buy yeast ?

    When you outlaw yeast.. only outlaws will eat sandwiches..

    There is also a female joke in there too, but ill leave that one alone.

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    1. Re:Ban bread and wine 'kits' by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      A license to buy something that naturally occurs outdoors?

      Is that any worse than making it illegal to own what is essentially a weed?

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  18. Grass in "Grass" by BoRegardless · · Score: 2

    For over 20 years it has been discussed that it might be possible to get the genes into your lawn's Bermuda grass.

    Then your gardener could really rake in the grass for real dough.

    1. Re:Grass in "Grass" by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I trust that my Bermuda grass will just eat up the genes and throw them down into another dimension, just like it did with the countless airplanes and ships back in the day. And don't give me any of that methane and buoyancy theory.

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  19. Toasted by linearz69 · · Score: 1

    Dude, don't bogart the bread.

  20. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by Megol · · Score: 1

    On the making of medicines, bread, wine, yoghurt, cheese,,,,,,,

    Seriously though, imagine if such a strain takes over the world's yeast supplies as deeply as Monsanto's patented DNA has the world's corn supplies.

    So... near zero?

    No doubt, many would be looking forward to it.

  21. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but there are lots of very specialized yeast strains. You don't use the same yeast for wine as you do for beer, and that's different from the one you use for bread. Etc. San Francisco sourdough bread used to be made from a regionally available wild yeast, but I think things may have changed so that it no longer lives here. Certainly given the urban levels of pollution I wouldn't want to depend on catching a wild yeast. There was one bakery that used to have a baker who kept his culture growing on his hairy chest, but the food & drug people forbade this., even though it had been safe and popular for decades.

    You aren't going to get one strain of yeast to take over the world. Particularly not one that's become dependent on being cultured in a lab.

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  22. pure cheap chemicals are a good thing by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Sure, medicinal cannibas may have 250 active compounds, but how many of those - individually or in combination - are necessary to treat 95% of patients?

    If we can identify the ones needed to treat the vast majority of patients and synthesize them or find a bio-factory (e.g. yeast) that we can control much better than the traditional source (the plant), we can deliver drugs that are more pure and more consistent than your average joint or brownie, yet still do the job for almost all patients.

    If I get cancer and need this for medical reasons, I would much prefer to take a drug that has a known, consistent potency and known, consistent nominally-inactive ingredients than something I cut off a plant.

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    1. Re:pure cheap chemicals are a good thing by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Weed doesn't treat cancer it's mainly used to treat low appetite that comes with the drugs that do treat cancer. It also "thins the blood" (as does aspirin), so best to stay away from it before surgery.

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  23. No wouldnt be fun at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With only THC and none of the other cannabinoids all you are just going to get is very anxious and very paranoid and I doubt anybody wants that. We discover something new about the endocannabinoid system almost every day. If you expose yourselves to chronic high levels of THC alone you are going to find some of those receptors downregulated retarding the action of GABA. Cannabidiol (CBD) is essential, it is a weak cannabinoid receptor antagonist/agonist the role depends on dose concentration and is highly anxiolytic. Trust me you want it.

  24. Everclear (disambiguation) by tepples · · Score: 1

    A company like Luxco, maker of Everclear, can benefit from economies of scale by scaling up production volumes of its products. But in order to do that, the company has to try to be everything to everyone.

  25. Goat Opens Anus To Scare Everyone by tepples · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the goats have been too busy bending over and pulling their behinds apart.

  26. Re:This isn't anything new. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    The rest of the world has been at this for over two decades. Where have you been?

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  27. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by Khyber · · Score: 1

    " You don't use the same yeast for wine as you do for beer, and that's different from the one you use for bread."

    I do, and I get great results every time.

    "Turbo" yeasts and specialty brewer's yeasts tend to suck. Fleischmann's active dry yeast? Works like a charm. I can even make 20% port non-fortified with that stuff.

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  28. BAN YEAST! by bussdriver · · Score: 2

    Industrial hemp is banned because of the drug ban despite the fact it is not the smoking kind of hemp. Under that logic, they have ban all yeast because 1 species can make you high.

    1. Re:BAN YEAST! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      George Washington decreed every landowner put aside up to five acres for hemp production to feed the new navy's hunger for rope. The drug ban arose from the fact hemp was standing in the way of profits from the new wonder thread Nylon (NY + LONdon), yet to this day nylon rope is avoided by mariners because of it's brutal effect on waterlogged hands (feels like razor wire).

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    2. Re:BAN YEAST! by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the ban predated Nylon - it was Hearst's plan to force papermakers to use his licensed process for making paper out of wood, instead of hemp. He demonized in his newspapers, funded "Reefer Madness" and bribed Congress to include cannabis in the Volstead Act.

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  29. weed in the machine by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Good luck since THC isn't a protein. You need to encode the machine.

  30. Re: THC infections by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    AFAIK men can get yeast infections too. Don't be sexist (jk ;-)

  31. Rule number 1 in weed dealing by man-element · · Score: 1

    Growers aren't Showers. And these guys think advertising the fact they can make the active ingredient in a test tube isn't going to attract the Law? Good luck with that.

  32. Total bullshit! by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    a biotech startup working in Ireland... bla bla bla... so that new medicinal (and, perhaps recreational) "marijuana" can be grown in a lab—no plants necessary.

    If they are working with yeast in Ireland their goal is to make beer that has alcohol THC and CBD.

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  33. Finally by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    A silver lining to a yeast infection!

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  34. Re:Say no to GMO weed by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised there aren't more people who raise the concerns of this being a GMO. I would have thought that the proponents of weed for medicine aren't bitching about franken-blunts.

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  35. Re:Has the potential for extreme harm by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    That's got to be the weirdest "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!" argument I've ever seen.

  36. Re:This isn't anything new. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Ever since the 90s, starting in Florida with testing on various tomato cultivars (because of the high trichome content on the plant itself.)

    Fuck man, I learned about this stuff in Ag. Sci. in high school in 1997.

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  37. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by HiThere · · Score: 1

    I think we may have different definitions for "good tasting". I did do that, however, before I was of drinking age. (And then I didn't even know enough to remove the sediment. Yuck, but it was alcohol.)

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  38. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by Khyber · · Score: 1

    The stuff I make with Fleicshmann's tastes better than most stuff one gets at the grocery store here in California.

    I make mine usually from hibiscus tea and wild red grapes found in the Santa Ana riverbed, and raw cane sugar.

    Absolutely fucking tasty.

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  39. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Both wine and "ale" beers are made with saccharomyces cerevisiae yeast. Although there are different strands preferred for different styles of wine and beer, the differences shouldn't be too over the top. You're not going to end up with a fine best bitter with champagne yeast, nor are you going to get a competition-standard claret with ale yeast- but the results will be drinkable and tasty enough. See, for example, "champale" (beer brewed with champagne yeast which has been sold commercially).

    Lager is made with a different species of yeast (s. carlsbergensis). So using a wine yeast is never likely to make a decent approximation of a lager.

    Source: Have been making wines and beers for a decade, including many experimental batches as per the above.

  40. Re:Dude! Sounds like a real way to make some bread by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Sounds plausible. I find most commercial beers undrinkable. Guiness is, however, quite good, especially if it's not too chilly. (It really *is* best at room temperature.)

    So possily I'm just too picky.

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  41. Hire me! I'm full of regret! by potscott · · Score: 1

    I like stories like this because they make my uid relevant again. Oh to be 19 and picking a random uid while stoned. Too bad you can't change them on a one time basis or something. What a waste of a ~500k UID.

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