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Daimler's Solution For Annoying Out-of-office Email: Delete It

AmiMoJo writes Sure, you can set an out-of-office auto-reply to let others know they shouldn't email you, but that doesn't usually stop the messages; you may still have to handle those urgent-but-not-really requests while you're on vacation. That's not a problem if you work at Daimler, though. The German automaker recently installed software that not only auto-replies to email sent while staff is away, but deletes it outright.

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  1. I'll check that immediately by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Daimler-Benz

    I know it's after hours, but I would like to order 500 cars of the Model S as quickly as possible, color unimportant.
    I'll pay double for speedy delivery.

    1. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) Daimler-Benz doesn't exist any more.
      2) "Model S" isn't a model that was ever produced by Daimler-Benz or Daimler AG.
      3) 500 cars isn't very many and would merely be a drop in the bucket compared to how much money Daimler AG has.
      4) Daimler AG has more than one person working for them.
      5) Sane people make money to live their lives, not the other way around.

    2. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and if I don't hear from you soon enough I will buy Ford cars instead.

    3. Re:I'll check that immediately by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      I think the point is to not have work pile up while on vacation. I do not think people use "out of office" for after work hours.

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    4. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the point is to not have work pile up while on vacation. I do not think people use "out of office" for after work hours.

      Some of the people I work with use "out of office" for weekends. It's a passive-aggressive way of fighting back against the corporate expectation that everybody will login for email 24/7 (an expectation that got worse as corporate-issued mobile email devices got pushed further down the ladder).

    5. Re:I'll check that immediately by smitty97 · · Score: 1

      So you're buying a fleet of Teslas?

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    6. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. You'll not send a mail like that to single person but to a mailbox for the sales department.
      2. if you can't wait you can buy Toyota instead, if you want a star you'll wait on the star.

    7. Re:I'll check that immediately by operagost · · Score: 2

      500 cars isn't very many and would merely be a drop in the bucket compared to how much money Daimler AG has.

      The OP was a clumsy attempt at humor, but I have issue with claiming that Daimler would be OK with allowing an $18-50 million sale go away.

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    8. Re: I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just to be pedantic, the S-class is the high end of the MB lineup. The S500 is around 100,000 USD, with the AMG being proportionately more expensive. There is also the SLK which is more affordable.

    9. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which is covered by point #4.

    10. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you do that?

    11. Re:I'll check that immediately by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      1) Daimler-Benz doesn't exist any more.

      2) "Model S" isn't a model that was ever produced by Daimler-Benz or Daimler AG.

      3) 500 cars isn't very many and would merely be a drop in the bucket compared to how much money Daimler AG has.

      4) Daimler AG has more than one person working for them.

      5) Sane people make money to live their lives, not the other way around.

      You clearly don't work in sales. A Sales person working for Daimler would think the following of your points:
      1 through 4: Don't care, never let the stupidity of a customer get in the way of you and their money.
      5) Sane people don't work in sales.

    12. Re:I'll check that immediately by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      I heard Comcast is looking to hire you for customer service. You should give them a call back.

    13. Re:I'll check that immediately by gweihir · · Score: 0

      You also miss that this is German company, not an US one. Culture is different. Also, you cannot order anything bindingly over email in Germany.

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    14. Re:I'll check that immediately by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Plain and simple if there is an emergency that needs my attention on the weekend or after hours give me a phone call {if I happen to be the person scheduled to be on call} but it had best be important because because it's paid above normal pay.

      Otherwise email is used for non time sensitive communication. When I read the email I will reply and give you some kind of expectation. {I get a lot of vague confused requests so "Please schedule a meeting where we can discuss it in further detail" is a common reply} Don't expect me to read email on the weekend while I'm out fishing or something it just isn't happening. {With the exception of a few VPs and Execs that appear to be consumed by email 24/7 this is the company culture}

    15. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to meta-woosh this entire comment thread.

    16. Re:I'll check that immediately by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Culture isn't that different. My cousin was in charge of purchasing 500 MB trucks for his business/employer (he owns a big chunk of stock). They _gave_ him a 500SL to close the deal, completely off the books. That would be criminal in the USA.

      Deals in Germany are often closed on a handshake. Binding or not, so long as the people involved are not from the former east, people are trusted and your word is important.

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    17. Re:I'll check that immediately by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      To be fair. Ford Europe isn't as bad as Ford America.

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    18. Re:I'll check that immediately by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Bullshit and bullshit. The 500SL needs to go on his tax forms as income, otherwise he faces tax fraud. It needs to be transferred form their official inventory to his ownership, otherwise it stays theirs. For that he needs to officially register as the new owner. So there will be nothing "off the books" here.

      It is true that aural contracts are binding in Germany, but they went out of fashion a long time ago because with them nobody can prove anything.

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    19. Re: I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pedantically wrong. The S-class is a class of cars with multiple models, the S500 being one of those models. "Model S" doesn't exactly fit any of them. It is a car that Tesla makes. A Daimler AG salesperson would be able to translate the request though.

    20. Re:I'll check that immediately by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Because there is no way to structure a lease to include an extra 500SL for the decision maker, knowing that nobody would ever read the fine print.

      He gets a company car, that the company knows nothing about. Of course he gives it back at the end of the lease.

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    21. Re:I'll check that immediately by gweihir · · Score: 2

      The use itself must go on his tax form. A company car has to be declared. At the value and value-declination of a 500SL, this could net him a year or two in prison if not.

      Stop trying your simplistic example and admit it was either inaccurate or made up.

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    22. Re:I'll check that immediately by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, depending how your business is registered, you have a title called "Kaufmann" or "Vollkaufmann", loosely translated as "tradesman" or perhaps better "registered merchant" and a handshake for a verbal contract is binding.

      The risk what/how to prove later if something goes wrong is another issue.

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    23. Re:I'll check that immediately by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      they went out of fashion a long time ago because with them nobody can prove anything They are certainly a risk. But also certainly not out of fashion. I witnessed dozens and did minimum 10 myself. For my next job I likely have to sign a NDA, but very likely wont have a written contract.

      A merchant who manages to screw up in such things and is afterwards not civilized enough to agree to a reasonable compensation is out of business, for ever, or at least long enough "until grass is grown over it".

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    24. Re:I'll check that immediately by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      1) They still get an out of office reply which likely has an alternate contact person.
      2) Don't really need a second point.

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    25. Re:I'll check that immediately by radl33t · · Score: 1

      I think if he paid taxes on the gift it is perfectly legal in the US. I question your cousin's business acumen. As an investor signed off on the conversion of his equity stake in the company into a useless depreciating asset.

    26. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You uncultured Americans are funny.

    27. Re:I'll check that immediately by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to argue whether the story is true or not but illegal != false. Just because he is suppose to report it
      doesn't mean he did. There are plenty of deals the are "off the books" or "under the table" that are illegal and both
      parties are smart enough not to report it anywhere. I personally know of quite a few:
                  entertainment equipment with purchase of the house (mortgage company wouldn't approve it so it was done off the books)
                  both parties underreporting the sell price of a vehicle to reduce sales tax on the car (this is both highly illegal and extremely common)
                  large scale bartering like 20 tons of gravel for 2 weeks of work.
                  free website design in exchange for dentistry work. (these last 2 happen alot and many people probably don't even know it's illegal)
      I could name quite a few more. There are plenty of people out there who both cheat the system and don't even bother to keep quiet about it.

    28. Re:I'll check that immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be in your anal stage.

    29. Re:I'll check that immediately by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are willing to commit fraud and other crimes, of course you can make money. You can also go to prison if caught.

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    30. Re:I'll check that immediately by fuzzy2k · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am very gratified to learn that everybody everywhere plays by the rules. I must watch too many of those Hollywood movie entertainments, because I was thinking that story seemed plausible, if obviously an instance of bad wrongness and corruptness. Now that I know nothing like that could ever happen, I will sleep soundly. Because I feel better. Not because you two arguing is boring.

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  2. It's not annoying by mwfischer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Out Of Office = "I'm not going to get a timely reply"

    1. Re:It's not annoying by thieh · · Score: 1

      "I'm not going to reply promptly" != "I will not be able to reply. Ever."

    2. Re:It's not annoying by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Informative

      Proper out of office messages will also give you the name and number or e-mail address of the person to contact if this is an urgent matter. So for a routine issue, you'll know that you at least have to wait X days until the person returns. For an urgent issue, you can expedite matters with one more contact.

      I can't see Daimler's solution being used anywhere to good effect.

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    3. Re:It's not annoying by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So for a routine issue, you'll know that you at least have to wait X days until the person returns.

      Problem is that it's more like X days + however long it takes that person to do all the other tasks that have built up while they were away.

      Daimler are just moving the work from the person on holiday to the people sending them emails. Instead of that person having to sort all their email when they get back, the people sending the email sort it for them while they are away. Anything that can be passed on to others is, anything that has to wait gets re-sent if it is really that important.

      No-one likes to come back to an inbox full of crap after a holiday, and it probably doesn't help Daimler either. Many of those messages will be pointless and get deleted instantly anyway. The person will waste lots of time chasing other people to see if they handled things.

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    4. Re:It's not annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that it deletes the "I'm out of the office reply". It deletes the email that you sent to the person who is out of the office, so that they don't have to go through the annoyance of either reading their email on vacation, or catching up when they get back.

    5. Re:It's not annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on frickin VACATION.
      If it truly is urgent, and needs your specific input, they can actually call you on the phone.

      The problem these days is your district manager, who's coming out of the bar at 2am, doesn't give a flying f*** that you're on day 2 of your first 5 days off in three months, and still have to drive the kids to school in five hours. He sends you an email, then another, then another, and if you don't answer it's viewed in your next performance reports as skipping work and general lack of loyalty to the company. Why the f*** should you NOT be working just because you're on vacation? If you don't do it he'll have to find someone ELSE to do it. Someone who's not on vacation. What is he, your slave?

      I bloody applaud Daimler's decision. The only time you should be contacted by work while you're at home is if something caught fire or someone died.
      And even then it better have been your fault.

      I'm not getting paid for all this overtime, and my bosses are VERY explicit on that point.

    6. Re:It's not annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got an autoresponse that said "person X is out, please contact person Y". So I emailed person Y and got an autoresponse that said "person Y is out, please contact person X". So good luck with that!

      dom

    7. Re:It's not annoying by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Was it important?

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    8. Re:It's not annoying by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The Daimler solution saves a lot of time and money, because the typical first couple of workdays of "self proclaimed important" persons after vacation is: reading all the old emails. Best way to do that: in chronological order, oldest first. And usually they spend a whole days answering to CCed messages that are 14 days old, and then they continue reading to day 12 and realize the exact same answer was given by someone else. Or, the burner: it was not the exact same answer so they feel the need to clarify that answer. After three days they finally are ready to work on the new emails they got during the time while they are actually back at work.
      If all those eMails are deleted (and only coworkers and "lists" have them) you can start working productive right away.

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  3. Because MS Outlook and Exchange Server.... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    ...aren't already capable of doing this ?

    Whose nephew just got money for college ?

    1. Re:Because MS Outlook and Exchange Server.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...aren't already capable of doing this ?

      Whose nephew just got money for college ?

      There's a difference between an optional feature and a genuinely-enforced corporate mandate.

      Aren't you tired of companies that beat the "work-life balance" drum and then let local management get pissy when you actually want to take a vacation? The extra software they installed means that site management can't twist folks arms until they "volunteer" to read all emails received while they were on vacation. For once a company put its money where it's mouth for work-life balance.

    2. Re:Because MS Outlook and Exchange Server.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people are pretty good at using the Out of Office assistant, but they don't back it up with a rule to delete all incoming mail while they're away. I might try that myself next time I go on holidays... it's definitely annoying coming back from 2 weeks' leave and have to spend the first day or two sorting through around 2,000 mail messages.

  4. Defeats the purpose by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Email's strength is that it is asynchronous. I send CC emails to people that I know are not available because I want them to read it when they get back, so they aren't totally clueless as to what happened while they were out scuba diving or whatever.

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    1. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with this is that email tends to get massively backed up when people like you think that you can do that. You end up sending one, two, three or more while they are away...and so does everyone else because you think they can just "handle it" when they get back.

      Have some respect. You can wait until the person returns to work to send them messages.

    2. Re:Defeats the purpose by dasunt · · Score: 2

      Email's strength is that it is asynchronous.

      That's the theory. In practice, people seem to treat it like instant messaging.

    3. Re:Defeats the purpose by JackieBrown · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to do something similar as the author. My out of office was something to the effect of

      "I will be out of the office from XX to XX. During this time, John will be my point of contact and he can be reached at john@email.com.

      If you prefer to wait until I return to work, please send me a follow up email so I know your request still needs attention."

      That said, I still went through all my emails when I came back. This system just helped me prioritize.

    4. Re:Defeats the purpose by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Yes, I agree completely. I do kind of hate coming back from vacation to a huge inbox, but on the other hand, I do things like emailing someone saying, "I know you're on vacation and I don't want you to do anything now, but I know I'll forget if I don't send this now. When you get back..."

    5. Re:Defeats the purpose by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have some respect. You can wait until the person returns to work to send them messages.

      My world should not stop because you chose to get off. And waiting until the person gets back is far worse - they are going to be flooded by all the emails which nobody sent while they were out. Far better to be able to triage what came in while you were away at your own pace.

    6. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Email's strength is that it is asynchronous. I send CC emails to people that I know are not available because I want them to read it when they get back, so they aren't totally clueless as to what happened while they were out scuba diving or whatever.

      And when vendors like Facebook attempt to seamlessly integrate email into a "chat" conversation, the impatience of people increases as they expect the response time to drop to the level of text messaging.

    7. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you set a calendar reminder for yourself, you don't try to put the ball into the other person's court while they are away in an attempt to instantly absolve yourself of the responsibility.

    8. Re:Defeats the purpose by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They aren't things I expect them to handle when they get back. It's more along the lines of "X broke while you were gone. We did Y to fix it. Here's the status on Y." Otherwise, they're going to encounter Y a month from now and go "wtf is this Y thing?" and we'll have to explain that Y happened while they were skiing in the Swiss Alps but we didn't bother CCing them on the plans for it.

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    9. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...you think they can just "handle it" when they get back.

      If people are breaking down because they don't know how to delete redundant e-mails when they return from a vacation, no amount of automation is going to help. Such people need to get a job that doesn't involve e-mail or people who think their problems are important. Good luck with that.

    10. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I know you're on vacation and I don't want you to do anything now, but I know I'll forget if I don't send this now. When you get back..."

      Unfortunately, that much verbosity overwhelmes my desire to be polite. I think we need an acronymn. Since IKYOVAIDWYTDANBIKIFIIDSTNWYGB is a bit too long, I propose "for when you return, ...", or FWYR,

    11. Re: Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably check out something like BugZilla to track such events. Just saying.

    12. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but no. You are trying to pawn your responsibilities off on someone else and since you are the one making the request/initiating contact, it is your responsibility. Also, by the time that person returns, some or all of the email that was sent may not even be relevant any more and they should not have to waste time sorting through all of the spam you sent their way.

      Stop trying to make others do your job for you.

    13. Re:Defeats the purpose by frinkster · · Score: 2

      They aren't things I expect them to handle when they get back. It's more along the lines of "X broke while you were gone. We did Y to fix it. Here's the status on Y." Otherwise, they're going to encounter Y a month from now and go "wtf is this Y thing?" and we'll have to explain that Y happened while they were skiing in the Swiss Alps but we didn't bother CCing them on the plans for it.

      You're doing it wrong, for exactly the reason you are sending CCs to people that are out of the office. By the way, what happens if you hire a new person, or an existing employee starts working on your team? Does someone on the team need to go back and re-send all those emails that document the product you are working on? Because maybe they need to know this kind of stuff - if someone that is on vacation needs to know what you did in the past, new team members do too. Have you been organizing your emails over the years? How long will it take you to get that stuff sent out - how much of your current work will be delayed while you accomplish this extremely important task?

    14. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Then you can get the blame for the time lost when that person has to read through every single email that they received while they were gone and then try to figure out which are still valid. You'd get canned by any halfway decent manager for doing a half-arsed job and wasting company money.

    15. Re:Defeats the purpose by frinkster · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree completely. I do kind of hate coming back from vacation to a huge inbox, but on the other hand, I do things like emailing someone saying, "I know you're on vacation and I don't want you to do anything now, but I know I'll forget if I don't send this now. When you get back..."

      If you are using Outlook/Exchange, you can simply schedule a delivery date/time for the email. It's one of the not-too-hard-to-find buttons on the "Options" ribbon called "Delay Delivery". It's actually less work than typing "I know you're on vacation and I don't want you to do anything now, but I know I'll forget if I don't send this now. When you get back..."

    16. Re:Defeats the purpose by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Email's strength is that it is asynchronous.

      That's the theory. In practice, people seem to treat it like instant messaging.

      In my company, we have e-mails going out to customers with attachments that they use in order to post balances to medical claims. Because it is e-mail, the delivery is not guaranteed. Yet if they don't get one, it screws them all up. We have had to jump through fiery hoops checking the server logs and everything else to prove that it got out of the office, yet I keep saying that e-mail is not a guaranteed delivery mechanism. Just because it happens to be very reliable does not mean that it is 100% reliable. I can't seem to convince them to take delivery of these files by something geared for file transfer, like say File Transfer Protocol or something.

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    17. Re:Defeats the purpose by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      How does one know when a person on vacation will be back? Is it my responsibility to keep track of when everyone I have dealings with will be in or out of the office? That sounds like a full time job in itself. Perhaps e-mails to a person who is out of the office should be autoforwarded to the person's boss.

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    18. Re:Defeats the purpose by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You know... One could also make similar claims about a voice inbox, an answering machine, or even receptionists who will take a message for people while they are out of the office.

    19. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the auto-responder will tell you when they are expected to return.

    20. Re:Defeats the purpose by ultranova · · Score: 2

      My world should not stop because you chose to get off.

      Then you'd better make arrangements to have a backup contact, now wouldn't you? Just like you'd do with any other mission-critical system.

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    21. Re:Defeats the purpose by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wonderful, your world can keep going. Please contact my alternate (as indicated by my OOO reply) and they will make sure your world maintains its vital impetus. If it's not worth contacting them, then it's not that important at all, and you can reach out to me when I get back.

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    22. Re:Defeats the purpose by bondsbw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A solution to this problem is to organize decisions and action items into a centralized repository that can be viewed and tracked by everyone.

      Email is best used for quick communication, not for project tracking.

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    23. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just the mention of email and medical claim in the same sentence made an auditors sphincter tighten up.

    24. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My world should not stop because you chose to get off.

      You sound really important. I imagine you have post-nominals and a badge and possibly more than one operator's chair.

      Far better to be able to triage what came in while you were away at your own pace./quote.
      Which you can then process in the overtime you need to make up for the vacation you took, right?

    25. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outlook has read receipts. If you're having a problem, that might solve it, sorta like duct tape can fix a water pipe: poorly and not how it was designed to be used, but maybe enough to get you by until you can fix it correctly.

    26. Re:Defeats the purpose by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Neither is traditional postal mail, for example

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      I doubt that any mechanism for anything anywhere is 100% reliable as that is a hugely high barrier.

    27. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The problem with this is that email tends to get massively backed up when people like you think that you can do that"

      If only there was some way to determine when an email was received! Then people could continue to look at current emails, and go over the backlog or choose to just delete the whole lot of them from when they left until they returned! But no. As you point out, email was always intended to be a synchronous mechanism, and one should call first and make sure their intended recipient is in the office before sending an email! The nerve of people like sandytaru thinking they can just send emails at any time without verifying that the person is in the office and in front of their computer first!*

      Yes. You are an idiot.

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    28. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "If it's not worth contacting them, then it's not that important at all, and you can reach out to me when I get back."

      I did reach out to you when you get back. See that email in your inbox when you get back? That's me reaching out to you, and your back! ... though at this point it would be best if you just went away, of course.

      Seriously. People who don't understand email on Slashdot. This is a seriously new low.

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    29. Re: Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      You should probably learn the difference between a progress update and a bug tracker. Just saying.

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    30. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "You're doing it wrong, for exactly the reason you are sending CCs to people that are out of the office."

      Holy shit. You have got to be kidding me. There wasn't a single point in your whole diatribe that was remotely on point. Please learn the difference between synchronous and asynchronous communication. By your argument anyone who uses voicemail or email is "doing it wrong", and anyone who says anything to anyone is wasting their time. I mean why say anything in a meeting. After all, if we get a new employee we'd have to have the same meeting all over again! See also that "Forward" button in your microsoft.

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    31. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But scale is the issue. You can literally have 100s of emails from a week's vacation. Voicemails or messages with receptionists - probably not more than 1-2 a day at most.

    32. Re:Defeats the purpose by Ravaldy · · Score: 2

      This is a great strategy to maintain cross training. Forces all employees to make sure their tasks are covered since they know they cannot answer while away. It also forces other employees to understand what their colleagues do creating a better team spirit and preventing what I call "SILOS".

      Realistically there are some roles in a company that make exception to this but that list should be very short in a company of that size.

    33. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      Yes. I'll just read the response from the auto-responder and then send the email! Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that???

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    34. Re:Defeats the purpose by ddtmm · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between receiving 100 emails over the course of a week while you're away, and getting 100 emails on the first day back? You still have to go through the messages either way. Either way, the employee has the option of reviewing the messages periodically through the week or dealing with them when they get back to the office anyway. It's kind of a non-issue. I agree with Jason Levine's comment above, "Proper out of office messages will also give you the name and number or e-mail address of the person to contact if this is an urgent matter."

    35. Re:Defeats the purpose by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Not a problem, of course, I am sure you will not complain when you are left completely out of the loop while we make decisions which involve your future work responsibilities.

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    36. Re:Defeats the purpose by bigfinger76 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You touch my back one more time and I'm sending an email to HR.

    37. Re:Defeats the purpose by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      And well you should, if you're pushing work that should be yours onto the other person, but that's a problem whether or not they were out on vacation. There *are* situations where a two-line E-mail will save your coworker from chasing through logs on a bug-tracker, looking at code reviews, etc, to figure out what changed while they were gone. That is, I could send an absent coworker a summary e-mail that would save them considerable time when they return, and if I didn't do that, then I should get in just as much trouble for wasting their time as I should for sending them something that will be invalid by the time they get back.

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    38. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      OK. I'll give you that one. You're post was quite funny :-)

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    39. Re:Defeats the purpose by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but if you are calling someone (which suggests it is probably relatively urgent anyways) and the receptionist tells you that they are going to be gone for the next week...are you actually going to leave a message?

      A good receptionist will offer to take the message, but they will also offer to pass you along to someone who is in the office and can handle your request. And in the days before email, the receptionist wouldn't pass along your message until the person returned to the office unless it was important enough to call them at their hotel.

      Faced with the knowledge that they won't even get my message for a week (at which point it might not be relevant anymore), I certainly won't leave one. But for email? I don't know that they are gone until after I get their autoreply...so I write up the whole email and send it. Sometimes I will then follow up with a "Sorry, didn't realize you were out--I'll follow up with XYZ and you can disregard", but that just leaves them with two emails to read...and if they read them in order, they won't see my "please disregard" until after reading the first mail.

      I don't know that deleting everything is the best way to handle this, but I think it is a step in the right direction. Maybe you could have some queuing system where people can choose whether or not they want to queue the email for your return...but would anyone actually use it?.

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    40. Re:Defeats the purpose by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Email is not a Documentation system. It just isn't. Documentation should be centralized and pointed to for newbies and veterans returning from Vacation/Holiday alike. While it MIGHT suffice for such out of convenience, it really starts to show as documentation ages and people come and go organizationally.

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    41. Re: Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it *belong* in email ?

      Are people using email instead of documenting the project ?

    42. Re:Defeats the purpose by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Except there is no way to know if that email is still relevant. You sent it before you knew that I wasn't in the office. So maybe you got my auto-reply and then handled it yourself or sought out the person I indicated could help you in my auto-reply. If you send a followup email (or worse, copy me on every single interaction with my replacement), I am now going to have multiple emails from you, and I won't know until I get to the later ones if the first ones are still important.

      But really, the problem here isn't so much the mountain of email when you get back, but rather the constant contact when you are on vacation. All they have done here is instituted a mandatory policy to keep your manager from bugging you on vacation. They can still pick up the phone and call you if it is important, but the unimportant stuff just falls away. And for someone like me, its not really a mountain of email when I get back--I have to keep wading through that email while I am on vacation precisely because people still email me important stuff. I still have to look at my phone when it buzzes--I can safely ignore the automated or routine emails, but I have to at least glance at emails from important people to see if it is important or if I can save it until I get back. If those emails got deleted by corporate policy, then I'd just get a phone call or voicemail if something important happened...but without a corporate mandate (to which people are held accountable by the actual deletion), there is no way to redirect the important stuff away from email and minimize the unimportant stuff.

      It is the next best thing to having a secretary that can take over your email while you are gone and only pass along important matters.

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    43. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Sort by sender. Read each persons thread through in it's entirety before respponding. Problem solved. Next.

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    44. Re:Defeats the purpose by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but no. You are trying to pawn your responsibilities off on someone else and since you are the one making the request/initiating contact, it is your responsibility. Also, by the time that person returns, some or all of the email that was sent may not even be relevant any more and they should not have to waste time sorting through all of the spam you sent their way.

      Stop trying to make others do your job for you.

      You're making a tremendous amount of assumptions there. How do you know the email I sent was trying to get the other person to do my job for me? How do you know that person doesn't want to be in the loop on events that took place while he or she was gone?

      As numerous others have pointed out, sometimes it's just a courtesy to the recipient so that person will not be totally in the dark about problems or progress that occurred during the time off. If any individual would rather not have that, I have no problem with that individual making a personal decision to bulk delete all incoming email. My beef here is having it enforced as corporate policy. I know for myself, I would rather come back to a hundred messages saying "This can wait until you are back from vacation, but when you get a chance please look at Widget X and see if you can figure out why it's broken" or "We had a meeting while you were gone and unanimously voted to put you in charge of Widget Production" or whatever, than come back to an empty inbox and not the slightest clue what the status is of my projects.

      What I find works well is to either do a search and bulk delete when I get back, or previously set up an automatic filter, to find and delete all emails that have either a TO or CC of some ridiculously large group not directly affecting me. For example, I'm on the development team of a particular feature set; mail that is TO:"all QA" or CC:"all QA" never EVER relates to my project, my team, or my responsibilities. Deleting those immediately trims my inbox to less than 10% of the original unread message count.

      Total time wasted this morning after a 10-day vacation: 5 minutes. The remaining 10+ messages let me quickly get back up to speed on the progress of my team's projects and issues that customers are waiting for me to resolve (they were informed that I was on vacation, so they knew it would be some time this week before I can get to them).

    45. Re:Defeats the purpose by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      OK, so solve the second problem I noted in my post.

      In the smartphone world, I'm not going to have a mountain of unread emails because I will have at least looked at the subject and first line or two of each of those messages within a few hours of them being sent. How do I avoid having to keep checking? Telling my boss to call me because I am just going to turn off push notifications isn't going to work. That's part of what gets solved here with this proposition. Upper management has cut the cord for me. My hypothetical boss can't say "I know that corporate says we have a great work-life balance, but I'm gonna need you to always check your email". He has to make the call that something is important enough to interrupt my vacation for.

      I liken this to Nielsen removing the "reply-all" function from their email in order to curb overuse of CC and rampant extra email that gets in the way of actual worker productivity. Management could preach all day long that you shouldn't overuse it and the employees will just keep doing it until they physically cut off the button. The workaround is easy (just manually add the CC list), but it requires just enough work and forces someone to apply just enough thought that they will now limit distribution to people who really need the email. Same thing goes here: if they really want me, there is contact info in the auto-reply. They can call me, text me, or forward it to my personal address that I might be checking--but its an extra step that makes them think "is this really the best way to get what I need? Or should I try contacting someone else?".

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    46. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      I didn't read the second paragraph since you told me the solution, then said it won't work, when clearly it does. The solution to every problem you have is grow the fsck up, take some personal responsibility, and get a backbone.

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    47. Re:Defeats the purpose by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      My world should not stop because you chose to get off.

      But it already did stop if you are waiting for a response when the person returns.

      Basically what you are doing is common in smaller companies or smaller departments where there is not a lot of (or any) redundancy among employees. In the case of Daimler AG, I'm sure that many of the people that are out of office have a fully qualified alternate contact to deal with while they are out. The entire idea of this is that the person was out on a vacation or other personal time. Whatever happens at work during that time is not a concern of theirs. Email can certainly be used differently and some people would really want to have those emails you send. Daimler AG has decided they don't want their employees to have to deal with them.

    48. Re:Defeats the purpose by deadweight · · Score: 2

      I just got back from a 5 day vacation. I spent about ALL DAY on a ton of emails. The best ( or worst) was people being directed to me for help who sent all kinds of nastygrams because I guess my Out-Of-Offce was not enough clue that I was NOT going to be answering them last week!

    49. Re:Defeats the purpose by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Where did I say I was documenting problems? We've got a ticketing system for that. (Which is also going to send a dozen email blasts per incident.) I was talking about plans and project status updates. Some things won't require immediate fixes, but we still want to make sure everyone is aware it's coming up.

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    50. Re: Defeats the purpose by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Do you diff your project's documentation when you get back from vacation? Generally, if there's a large change to the project, the official documentation is updated, RFE bugs are filed (and later closed), the revision control systems for docs and code will show matching changes, and there will be a certain amount of e-mail traffic between developers (first discussing proper implementation, later informing other parties about changes that may affect them).

      While the changes are fully documented in the appropriate places, it's immensely faster to read a paragraph of text explaining the change and the reasoning behind it than to search through the documentation to find the same information. Add to it that we generally get organizational changes through E-mail (changes to the org chart, HR representation, etc), and I see plenty of things that belong in an E-mail.

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    51. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are trying to get them to do your job by making them sort through all of the crap you sent to them while they were away.

      You can't seriously be so stupid that you couldn't comprehend that, can you?

    52. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is you wouldn't receive 100 emails when you get back because many of them will have already been resolved. You honestly don't see the difference between making someone flip-flop back and forth and cutting directly to only what needs to be done at the time the person returns from holiday?

      Oh and most holidays last longer than a week; more like a month or two.

    53. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-sequitur much? Learn to read, moron.

    54. Re:Defeats the purpose by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Any competent company sees that work is covered. I'm on a short list of people covering a system, and we generally don't want more than two on vacation at any given time. You got a problem, and I'm not there, somebody else will take care of it for you.

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    55. Re:Defeats the purpose by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      But it already did stop if you are waiting for a response when the person returns.

      Why are you (and others) assuming I am waiting for an immediate response? Perhaps I am the pointy haired boss telling the vacationing employee "this is your next assignment, start when you finish XYZ" "this came in and has ramifcations for your project" "John here is the results of the marketing survey"

      Why should the person sending those info/requests be forced to say "oh I can't send those now, John is away and his email gets deleted. Let me mark it down on my calendar to send all this when he is back. Hopefully I remember all the details that are fresh in my mind now too".

      Deleting e-mail sent to you because you are on vacation or otherwise unavailable is the height of arrogance.

    56. Re:Defeats the purpose by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Why should the person sending those info/requests be forced to say "oh I can't send those now, John is away and his email gets deleted. Let me mark it down on my calendar to send all this when he is back. Hopefully I remember all the details that are fresh in my mind now too".

      Why? Because it's corporate policy in this situation. Whether you like it or not, that's what they are doing.

      What you are failing to grasp is that you don't have to either email the person that is out or remember everything for when they get back. You email it to a different person that is in the office and is the alternate point of contact. If there's no alternate point of contact, you'd be in a bit of trouble if this was more than a vacation and the person just left the job or died.

      Deleting e-mail sent to you because you are on vacation or otherwise unavailable is the height of arrogance.

      Getting upset because a person won't get the email you want to send them sounds more arrogant to me.

    57. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Important and Time Sensitive are not the same thing.

  5. Ah, the joys of backscatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't autoreply to email. Spammers forge From addresses. If you're not going to accept email, reject it straight away on the first SMTP server. Don't accept it first.

    1. Re:Ah, the joys of backscatter by JackieBrown · · Score: 2

      Then your customers assume that they have the wrong email address

    2. Re:Ah, the joys of backscatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can include a message with the response code (e.g. rejection for policy reasons: 550 Daimler employees don't receive email while they're on holiday). Now mod this down too. Wasn't there a story about email dying lately? Fullquotes at the bottom of email are normal now and speaking out against autoreplies gets you downmodded. If email isn't dead, why is everybody digging a hole for it?

    3. Re:Ah, the joys of backscatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about internal email. If a significant number of your external email goes into a specific person's inbox, you've done something wrong.

  6. Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I let physical mail pile up and then deal with it when I get back. Ditto electronic mail. Just tell people when you'll be away and that you won't be checking during that time. The only people who get annoyed by this tend to be the sort of people who deserve to be irritated anyhow.

    And unlike physical mail you don't have to worry about the accumulation tipping off burglars.

    1. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "I let physical mail pile up and then deal with it when I get back."

      Exactly! Everybody did that the last couple of thousand years.

      "The only people who get annoyed by this tend to be the sort of people who deserve to be irritated anyhow."

      I don't reply to those even after I'm back, or if I have to, I'll do it very late.

    2. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a very hectic American rat-race way of handling it. In civilised countries we value OUR time more than that.

    3. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like the typical lazy European attitude

    4. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Additionally, what about the times when you forget to turn off your out of office? Heck, I usually forget to update my work phone voicemail for at least a month (or until someone else notices.)

    5. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a typical racist appeal to someone doing something differently than you do.

    6. Re: Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does race enter into it?

    7. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enjoying life is lazy, then I am guilty as charged. Have fun with your long hours, high stress levels, heart attacks, early death and missing out on your life and experiences.

    8. Re:Why not just ignore it until you get back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally, what about the times when you forget to turn off your out of office?

      Up to date versions of MS-Outlook/Exchange allow you to set a date/time range so it will turn off automatically (also to send different out of office messages for internal/external senders).
      Obviously no use if you don't know when you'll be back (e.g. sick) but useful for planned vacations.

  7. "they shouldn't email you?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've never interpreted these auto-replies to mean that I shouldn't send mail to that address. I thought they're just courtesy replies from a robot explaining that it'll be a long time before anyone reads it.

    Deleting the email seems like a bad idea. That'll keep the recipient from being able to read it when they return.

    And WTF does this have to do with overtime?

    1. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wouldn't want E-mail deleted while I'm out of office. Just the fact that I would have to ask everyone who E-mailed me to resend.

      Daimler can do it because people (namely USA-ians who buy them just for the name) want their cars. However, if you have any other business type than catering to people's whims and status symbols, customers can easily go elsewhere.

      Good PR for Daimler... only would damage other companies whose income isn't about their brand name.

    2. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by mlk · · Score: 2

      > And WTF does this have to do with overtime?

      Many people foolishly think that as they can check their work email while on holiday, they should check their work email while on holiday. By doing so they are doing unpaid overtime (an evil evil thing).

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    3. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Golden_Rider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've never interpreted these auto-replies to mean that I shouldn't send mail to that address. I thought they're just courtesy replies from a robot explaining that it'll be a long time before anyone reads it.

      Deleting the email seems like a bad idea. That'll keep the recipient from being able to read it when they return.

      And WTF does this have to do with overtime?

      In theory you could just let the emails sit there until you are back at work, but in practice sadly it is often expected that you check your email inbox every now and then. Employees often feel that they can't say "no" to the expectation that they have to be available via email even while at home off work hours. To protect employees (because vacations and off work time are to be protected, for health reasons), there are discussions in Europe about introducing new regulations which would make any such "off work work" paid overtime, by law - effectively making it financially interesting for companies to prevent emails from reaching their employees when they are off work. This Daimler story is just one example of that.

    4. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      I really wouldn't want E-mail deleted while I'm out of office. Just the fact that I would have to ask everyone who E-mailed me to resend.

      The expectation is that the sender reads the automatic reply, which says something like "X is on vacation and cannot be reached, so your mail will be deleted. If it was about something important, please mail Y". So you should not have to ask people to resend the mail, because they either wait for you to come back, or send a mail to your colleagues who are not on vacation (and if it is was something private like "want to go see a movie tonight?", people surely know your private email/phone number, too).

    5. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Employees often feel that they can't say "no" to the expectation that they have to be available via email even while at home off work hours.

      People just need to make it clearer that you will be unreachable. My managers stopped when they insisted that they needed a way to get a hold of me in case of emergency since I would be well out of cellphone range. My response was a trained tracker and a team of search dogs. I told him about where I was going to be leaving my car and said to start searching there as I would be somewhere up in the north woods of Minnesota.

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    6. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In theory you could just let the emails sit there until you are back at work, but in practice sadly it is often expected that you check your email inbox every now and then.

      Just make it so the work email account is unreadable from outside the office network, and any emails going to your personal account means an hour of automatic overtime pay. Then let the beancounters discuss whether the message really was so important it couldn't wait with the sender.

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    7. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      then how much of that work move to the usa where they don't have laws like that and use tricks and loop holes to get of paying for OT?

    8. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a company decides that they'd prefer to be based in USA because they can work their slaves to death for a few more cents, then good for them, we probably don't want those sorts of jobs in Europe anyway. My customers tend to want quality products not the 'race to the bottom' rubbish that this sort of attitude tends to engender. Besides you can't compete in the race to the bottom stakes with India and China so you need to compete on quality. Perhaps the US citizens should stand up for themselves a bit more.

    9. Re:"they shouldn't email you?" by jsrjsr · · Score: 1

      One of my former managers asked how to contact my during deer hunting season one year. I told him, "Call my cousin at the feed mill. He won't know where I am, but he can leave a message for me at the hunting shack. I'll call you back the next day." He decided he didn't need to know the feed mill's telephone number after all.

  8. Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You don't have to check it while you are on vacation. You can actually ignore it.

    So why delete what could be important communication? Just deal with it when you are back in the office.

    1. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's that important, then send your email to the alternate contact listed in the "out of office - this message will self destruct" auto-reply. While they are on vacation, it is up to You to remember to send it again when they get back; we use google apps at work, and I do the same thing with filters. I send a canned response with who to contact, and delete everything immediately.

    2. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While they are on vacation, it is up to You to remember to send it again when they get back

      But why? This defeats some of the virtues of how email works. It's quite possible to just let it sit in the inbox until you return, much like mail. Asynchronous messaging systems (like email and mail) allow the sender to send it when it's convenient for them, and the recipient to read it at their convenience. Systems like this auto-delete destroy that.

    3. Re:Funny thing about email by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "You don't have to check it while you are on vacation. You can actually ignore it."

      You don't _have_ to, but you can.

      This is Europe.
      There _is_ no unpaid overtime!
      If people check their mail during vacation, they are working, and they have to be paid and their vacation is still due an they can sue the company when they leave (or not) to get payment for the missed holidays or weekends.
      Same thing if you get sick or injured during a holiday, the days don't count as holiday but as sick days, even if you stay there at the beach bar with a cast for 4 or 5 weeks. (although you can't drink alcohol, since this can hinder a speedy recovery)
      The vacation days are still due.

      Also, people with a security/dangerous job have to be alert and cannot have worked _anything_ 8 hours before the shift, if case of an accident or other misfortune, the company would be liable.

      "So why delete what could be important communication? Just deal with it when you are back in the office."

      If it's really important, the vacation guy is replaced during his absence and the replacement handles the email.
      If that's not the case, it's not an important job, even if the tenant thinks it is.

    4. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Important does not mean it's urgent. I often send a mail with a request with a couple of weeks deadline. If I send emails during someone's vacation then I send them because I don't want to forget to send them while they are back.
      If it's urgent I will use the provided substitute email. Often it isn't

      Don't delete that email automatically if you EVER want a request for a quotation from me ever again. There are only a few reasons I stop requesting quotes from a company. If I noticed that they removed mails as default vacation response that would be a good reason.

    5. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email 1: Hello John, I know you are on holiday but I need you to take a look at the file for customer X when you return.
      Email 2: Hello John, I know you are still on holiday, but I also need you to take a look at the file for customer Y when you return.
      Email 3: Hello John, I know you are still on holiday, but I also need you to take a look at the file for customer Z when you return.
      Email 4: Hello John, I know you are still on holiday, but I wanted you to know you can disregard the file for customer Y.
      *John returns to the office, reads all of his email and goes through the files for customers X and Z*
      Email 5: Hello John, you can also disregard the file on customer X.

      As opposed to simply waiting until John returns to send a single email asking him to look at customer Z's file solely.

    6. Re:Funny thing about email by Ubi_NL · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure in what parallel universe you live, but in my part of europe there sure is overtime, and we are surely not getting paid for it. It's even explicit in the contracts that we do not get paid for overtime.

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    7. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of a calendar? Your faulty memory should not be a burden to others.

    8. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's really important, the vacation guy is replaced during his absence and the replacement handles the email.

      If that's not the case, it's not an important job, even if the tenant thinks it is.

      I wanted to reply something similar, but to be honest the thought never occurred to me. Instead, it was more along the lines of "well, they have to delete the emails because otherwise the employee will be blamed that important emails went unanswered during their vacation" as unfair as I realize that is. In the US I think there's such a fear of downsizing and being replaced that "the replacement handles the email" would also be the guy who never takes vacations precisely because it's the only way they have an edge over everyone else.

      This is the race to the bottom of the US and why many European countries having mandatory vacations, including as you mention all the stringent rules about overtime, is a good thing.

    9. Re:Funny thing about email by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure in what parallel universe you live, but in my part of europe there sure is overtime, and we are surely not getting paid for it. It's even explicit in the contracts that we do not get paid for overtime."

      That clause means there is no overtime, go home instead of trying to make the manager have a good opinion about you.
      There is no other possible interpretation, since all those have been declared illegal by the European Court.

      Unpaid labor is called 'slavery'.

    10. Re:Funny thing about email by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      This is Europe.
      There _is_ no unpaid overtime!

      I've worked for UK, Spanish and German companies and and sure there is, it's done all the time. Often when you work longer hours in the day and do the odd bit of work at the weekend.

      If people check their mail during vacation, they are working, and they have to be paid and their vacation is still due an they can sue the company when they leave (or not) to get payment for the missed holidays or weekends.

      IANAL but I believe that only counts if they specifically ask you to check your email. If they don't and you go ahead anyway, then you won't get paid for it.

      I always leave my blackberry at home when I go on holiday.

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    11. Re:Funny thing about email by wiredlogic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then the solution is to lock employees out of email when they're on vacation, not delete what could be an important communication.

      --
      I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
    12. Re:Funny thing about email by hjf · · Score: 1

      And Europeans know very well about slavery and exploitation. They were the masters of it at the time.

    13. Re:Funny thing about email by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      I've actually contemplated taking the delete approach when returning from a week of vacation. The reason for doing so is that we get an inordinate amount of crap email that isn't easily reducable by automated rules. I frequently come back from a week out of the office and have several thousand unread emails. Keeping up with that amount of crap as it comes in is a tolerable waste of time, but being forced to spend most of my first day back trying to sort through all that junk to find the one or two important items is a huge waste. Even when I'm only gone for a couple days it can result in several hours of fruitless email catchup.

    14. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called 'government'.

    15. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the solution is to lock employees out of email when they're on vacation, not delete what could be an important communication.

      That's the problem: "what could be an important communication". Spending time on return from vacation checking whether each email in my inbox is important and if it's been actioned by someone else or not; or if it is even still relevant wastes a lot of time. Even being ruthless with my inbox it can take hours after a couple of weeks away from the office, and being ruthless with it probably means that I do miss something that the sender thought was important.

      It's much easier for the sender to realise that the email is never going to be read and to deal with what they needed themselves: be it to contact the alternative in the ooo, or to contact me when I return.

    16. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do people get the idea that Europe is this utopia?

      http://www.irs-recruitment.com/latest-news/British-Employees-Work-the-Longest-Hours-in-Europe-28

    17. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a number of rules about the amount of work you can be asked to do, but they cease to apply after you earn about 2 times the median wage. But there is no such thing as unpaid overtime here...

    18. Re:Funny thing about email by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Not for professional salaried staff in 99.9% of cases - but then I always calculated my toil at OT Rates oh you send me an a mail I had to check on a Sunday ok that's minimum 4 hours @ double time plus a day well that was BT's rates. Formal on call was £350-400 per week on top of that - some DBA's where on 4/4 and got called once or twice a year

    19. Re:Funny thing about email by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      What have you been smoking I am quite familiar with employment law and that is total bunk.

    20. Re:Funny thing about email by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      John is an idiot for not reading his piled up email in reverse chron.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    21. Re:Funny thing about email by Knuckles · · Score: 2

      I frequently come back from a week out of the office and have several thousand unread emails. Keeping up with that amount of crap as it comes in is a tolerable waste of time

      You get thousands of emails a week and dealing with that is just fine unless you are on vacation?

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    22. Re:Funny thing about email by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's a very common attitude among American leftests with no knowledge of history.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    23. Re:Funny thing about email by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      And Europeans know very well about slavery and exploitation. They were the masters of it at the time.

      The Americans didn't invent it from whole cloth.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    24. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in France.
      Almost each line you wrote is false for this country which is supposed to be the most socialiste of all: "no unpaid overtime" if it is your sole decision (and not company's) that's your business "Injures during a holiday" then you will finished your holidays and if you are still sick, sick days will be given. In other words you lose your holidays...

    25. Re:Funny thing about email by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Yes, because I can rapidly analyze each one as it comes in while continuing to work on whatever work actually needs done. It represents a few seconds of distraction here and there at worst. When you come back from vacation though you know that somewhere in that heap is work that is important and you need to find it now. So you have to devote your time to sorting the huge pile of trash, and not getting something more productive done.

      Part of the problem is probably the email client we use which doesn't allow for sorting of conversations and such. It does have a system for flagging high importance messages and such, but people use that all the time for stuff that isn't actually important and don't use it when it would be warranted. Of course the correct solution would be to eliminate the chaff in the first place but that front is rather hopeless.

    26. Re:Funny thing about email by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Assuming 3000 emails in an 8 hour workday, 5 days a week, this is one email every 48 seconds on average, all the time. And if you compress its handling into part of the day, it means spending approx. 2 hours when you spend 2 seconds per email. How does this "represent a few seconds of distraction here and there a worst"?

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    27. Re:Funny thing about email by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      3000 emails per week of course.

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    28. Re:Funny thing about email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't matter, John still has to read through all of it to make sure he didn't miss anything that wasn't resolved. People like you waste other people's time because you're selfish and entitled. I'd fire your ass within a week if you pulled that crap on me.

  9. This isn't about technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technology isn't the issue here - obviously you don't need special software to auto-delete emails.

    The real issue is that Daimler is allowing its employees to do this without fear of reprisals from management.

    1. Re:This isn't about technology by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Technology isn't the issue here - obviously you don't need special software to auto-delete emails.

      The real issue is that Daimler is allowing its employees to do this without fear of reprisals from management.

      Yeah. That'll last until the first upper manager misses an important email because he forgot to reset the out of office flag.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  10. Out of office notifications don't scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of email these days are sent to mailing lists with dozens, sometimes hundreds, of recipients, so the sender can expect out of office replies from co-workers s/he's never met. They may live on a different continent. Email is also routinely sent as notifications by application servers, again to large mailing lists, so it must be the poor postmaster that has to wade through all the nuisance out of office replies.

  11. At IBM by gelfling · · Score: 1

    There are people who are either NEVER out of office or ALWAYS out of office. But there's a hard and fast rule you never respond or reply either way.

  12. They are clueless... by benignbala · · Score: 4, Interesting

    about what Out-Of-Office responses are meant for. The primary reason you have them is :
    You *want* to convey something to a bunch of people and you expect some response. The Out-Of-Office just says don't expect a response from that person. But that person is still expected to read the emails.

    Also, there are numerous occasions where people have been assigned tasks that need to be handled later, but the assignment was done when they are out-of-office. My own manager comes in at 8:00 am, while the official work hours start at 9:00 am. So, I get mails just within an hour before the out-of-office period ends. I definitely don't want those emails deleted.

    --
    Balachandran "Arise Awake and Stop not till the goal is reached"
    1. Re:They are clueless... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Perfect timing. I just sent a cow-orker some email and got an OOO message. I understand that she's not here and won't deal with it until she gets back. But it's still important email, and she needs to know about it when she does return.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    2. Re:They are clueless... by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      Why not have the auto-reply end at the end of your normal business hours the previous work day? typically no one is expecting you to work then anyway and then on Monday morning before 9am they aren't still getting the auto-replies.

    3. Re:They are clueless... by benignbala · · Score: 1

      Agree with you if the offices are geographically co-located. But otherwise, it is necessary, mostly because there are people working in time zones that are ahead of ours and occasionally forget the exact time difference(The DST is adding to all the time zone confusions) The general suggestion in my office is that they still get the auto-reply until the time we are back in office after a vacation, lest the sender thinks that their mails are being ignored :).

      --
      Balachandran "Arise Awake and Stop not till the goal is reached"
    4. Re:They are clueless... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Why not have the auto-reply end at the end of your normal business hours the previous work day? typically no one is expecting you to work then anyway and then on Monday morning before 9am they aren't still getting the auto-replies.

      You can. Nothing is preventing you from doing that.

    5. Re:They are clueless... by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      And I do...just trying to give a tip that some people may find useful

      it's also generally not a good idea for your manager to think "damn it does he ever come to work?" if you wait until Monday morning to turn off the auto reply and he often sends emails before it gets turned off in the morning, he may see it and mistakenly think you still aren't there. turning it off Friday evening (assuming you took the previous week off) means 3 less days of advertising you are a no good slacker that is always on vacation...unless your manager typically expects you to respond to emails on the weekend, or prior to the time you arrive to the office in the morning,

    6. Re:They are clueless... by shadowrat · · Score: 2

      I can see a benefit to this arrangement. The traditional email system puts responsibility in the hands of the recipient. It kind of encourages this fire and forget mentality that just shoves the work down the line to the next poor SOB.

      I've been in situations where teams communicated effectively over email, and i've been in situations where the sales team just constantly ran around in a tizzy peppering the engineering team with questions. Now, a breakdown seems to happen here since the speed of sales is not the speed of engineering. Sales people are always on the go. They are always pursuing the next big client. It's not uncommon for their requests to simply be a stream of, "stop what you were doing for that last request because i've got an even bigger fish."

      That's not a bash on salespeople. It's just how the job works. That's manageable on a day to day basis. I get what they are doing, but i also recognize that there is usually a half-life of 1 or 2 days to these "urgent and important" requests. Most of the time coming back from vacation, i'd sort of breeze through these things, not really looking at them in depth. I didn't want to miss something actually important, or still relevant. I'd kind of like to know that the person with the actually important issue was maybe going to pick up a bit of the load rather than just spend 5 seconds blasting an email out and then claim, "hey. i did everything i could to get that client."

    7. Re:They are clueless... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't have precise normal business hours. There are core times I will be in (if I'm working that day), but my starting and ending times vary significantly from day to day.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  13. Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In your case (I think it's a more sensible case) the emails should be held in a separate queue and only delivered when the person is back. This way won't feel they need to check their email while away, since they can't anyway.

  14. "Regular users" don't grasp the post-office model. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sort of measure is needed because regular users, and in particular middle-managers, neither understand nor care to understand the "post office model" of email, and aren't interested in discussions about it's correct vs incorrect use.

    As someone who considers things like the lunch hour, vacation time, time spent out to dinner with family, etc as sacrosanct - I wish my own employer would adopt this sort of policy.

  15. Well that will work well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I send someone some important information they want to know and I get back an email saying "I'm on vacaction so I deleted your email" my response will not be very positive. And neither will yours when six weeks later you find you are missing some essential information that was provided to you...

  16. Daimler by rossdee · · Score: 2

    This is the German one, right? Not the different badge on a Jaguar,

  17. How much did they pay for this "software"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your email client allows you to make an out of office rule, you can make a delete-all-new-emails rule just as easily. I really need to start a company that takes a single feature from existing software and sells it as a stand-alone package...

  18. Urgent Benz email by rossdee · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Lewis Hamilton
    To Ross Brawn

    Tell Nico to move over, I 'm doing faster lap times.

  19. Nuke it by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Nuke the server from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  20. Not a bad strategy by dskoll · · Score: 2

    I did this once and it worked really well. However, in order for it to work, you need a couple of things:

    1) The auto-reply needs to be very clear that the original message was discarded and will never be read.

    2) The auto-reply must contain contact information of a person who can help out with urgent matters.

    It was so relaxing to come back from vacation and not have to face an inbox with 1000 messages...

    1. Re:Not a bad strategy by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It won't work. You also need one more thing: a sender that pays attention to the out of office message. When I see an email which has a subject line that says "Out of office", I don't bother reading it. I just delete it. Obviously the recipient got the email; they just won't respond right away.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    2. Re:Not a bad strategy by dskoll · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a sender does not pay attention to my message, then why should I pay attention to the sender's message?

      If I send something important and then soon afterwards get an out-of-office reply, I certainly read it.

    3. Re:Not a bad strategy by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      One more problem - typically you get only one out of office message for each instance of a vacation. If you are deleting then it would be really risky to send this only once, so you would need it to go out to each and every message.

      Jason

    4. Re:Not a bad strategy by dskoll · · Score: 1

      No, replying to each and every message is really a bad idea. I worded my auto-reply something like this:

      "Hello, you've reached D.... Skoll. I am out of the office until .... Any messages you send me before I return, including the one that caused this auto-reply, will be deleted automatically and I won't see them. For urgent matters, please email .... or call .... Otherwise, please get in touch with me after I return."

      Also, in the subject of the auto-reply, I put: "Out of office: D. Skoll will not receive your email" just to make it clear.

    5. Re:Not a bad strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple fix:

      Replace Out Of Office with Delivery Failed in the subject line. The body can then explain why the delivery failed (OOO) and that the email was not actually sent.

    6. Re:Not a bad strategy by dskoll · · Score: 1

      I would not use "Delivery Failed" in the subject line. Most of those are annoying backscatter that just gets deleted. And most of the rest are delivery status notifications in a form 99.9% of people don't understand.

    7. Re:Not a bad strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a sender does not pay attention to my message, then why should I pay attention to the sender's message?

      Well, I get that lack of attention from clients all the time. Nonetheless, I have to pay attention to those e-mails if I want to keep the client happy.

      One client in particular has a habit of immediately answering e-mails with non-answer answers, while rarely reading past the first line to find out context that should have changed his response, and completely missing other questions in the e-mail.

  21. It's OPTIONAL! by Scutter · · Score: 4, Informative

    FTFA: issues a reply to the sender that the person is out of the office and that the email will be deleted, while also offering the contact information of another employee for pressing matters.

    and

    the program — which is optional — has gone down well with the company’s German employees

    Seriously, the idea is that you get to actually take a vacation and let someone else handle the load while you're away. That way, you're not coming back to work with twice the workload as when you left. For many companies, if you take a vacation, no one covers you. The work just piles up. It makes it hard to relax knowing that you've got a mountain of work to return to. No one is taking away "Out of Office" messages or breaking them for people who want to use them.

    I've seen several comments here saying "Well, I'm just CC'ing people who need to be kept in the loop!" Ok, I get that. If it's that important, why don't you just wait until they get back and give them a short briefing? If it's not that important, why did you bother sending it in the first place?

      I, for one, applaud the effort to push back against the anti-vacation, anti-personal time culture.

    --

    "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    1. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      The sane option is to give people the necessary time go through their email when they get back.

    2. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Scutter · · Score: 1

      The sane option is to give people the necessary time go through their email when they get back.

      How is that solution any different than giving them the option to hand off their work to someone else while they're away? If you "give them the time..." then someone else still has to do their work while they sort through their vacation e-mail.

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    3. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen several comments here saying "Well, I'm just CC'ing people who need to be kept in the loop!" Ok, I get that. If it's that important, why don't you just wait until they get back and give them a short briefing?

      Time. I'm a busy person. The fact that you're back from vacation does not mean I have time to brief you, personally, on everything that happened while you were away. Allowing you to read your emails—you do have time set aside to read and respond to emails, right?—allows you to act within your normal scheduling framework, and provides the information to you in easily-digestible bites.

    4. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by pavon · · Score: 2

      I've seen several comments here saying "Well, I'm just CC'ing people who need to be kept in the loop!" Ok, I get that. If it's that important, why don't you just wait until they get back and give them a short briefing? If it's not that important, why did you bother sending it in the first place?

      Becaused they asked me to CC them on such issues, and I don't feel like keeping a log of when everyone was gone and what happened that they might care about, so I can resend it when they get back. If it is something I care about I will talk to them when they get back. If it is something that they care about and know about then they can ask me. The problem is the stuff that they care about but don't know to ask about. Skimming an inbox full of CCs works well for that.

    5. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Scutter · · Score: 1

      If they asked you to CC them or if they're in a position where they're likely to need those CC's, then perhaps they'll opt not to use the optional system being discussed.

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    6. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen several comments here saying "Well, I'm just CC'ing people who need to be kept in the loop!" Ok, I get that. If it's that important, why don't you just wait until they get back and give them a short briefing?

      Time. I'm a busy person. The fact that you're back from vacation does not mean I have time to brief you, personally, on everything that happened while you were away. Allowing you to read your emails—you do have time set aside to read and respond to emails, right?—allows you to act within your normal scheduling framework, and provides the information to you in easily-digestible bites.

      Use a Wiki or a SharePoint space and drop the emails altogether. It works quite well if the group is disciplined enough to use it instead of CC/BCC-ing the world with tons of information that while potentially useful, 95% of the recipients don't need or want.

      And the best part is that you don't have to search through GBs of emails messages to piece it all together.

      FWIW, quite whining about 2000 emails after vacation as that is a pittance. Try coming back from 15 days of vacation to 150,000 emails most of which are people doing reply all with inane responses like "Thanks"

    7. Re:It's OPTIONAL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skimming the department's wiki for new or changed pages does the same job even better and works also for newly hired people. If it has long time interest it doesn't belong into email, but in documentation.

  22. Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

    Physical mail costs money to send, so you are unlikely to come back from vacation to a pile of 2,000 letters. Email costs virtually nothing to send, so it piles up far more quickly than physical mail.

    Also, people who send physical mail tend not to Cc: 25+ recipients just because they can, and there's no physical equivalent of the hellish "Reply to All" button.

    1. Re:Physical mail vs. email by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      My mom was away from home for a couple of months, and she probably DID have 2,000 letters, mostly junk mail, requests from charities, and political solicitations.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    2. Re:Physical mail vs. email by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Physical mail cannot be organized by sender, receive date, or subject line at the click of a button, and throwing mail away based on those categorizations at the click of a button isn't possible. What's your point?

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    3. Re:Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Physical email is actually easier to sort than email. Flyers, pamphlets and other junk mail naturally separates itself from the rest. Personal letters are usually very easy to recognize -- much easier than personal vs. work email.

    4. Re:Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

      How hard was it to separate out the junk mail vs. scan a large email INBOX? When I get back from a couple of weeks of vacation, the junk mail is gone within about two minutes. It takes me much longer to go through the equivalent amount of email.

    5. Re:Physical mail vs. email by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Physical email is actually easier to sort than email."

      Great. Here is a stack of 100 letters. I give you 2 seconds to sort them by sender. Go!

      " Flyers, pamphlets and other junk mail naturally separates itself from the rest."

      Somebody should invent SPAM filters!

      " much easier than personal vs. work email."

      If you don't have separate work and personal email accounts ... Oh I see. I'm being trolled.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    6. Re:Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

      "Great. Here is a stack of 100 letters. I give you 2 seconds to sort them by sender. Go!"

      First of all, that's not what faces me when I get back from vacation. I have a stack of flyers, etc. which are nuked very quickly, a few bills, and then (if I'm very lucky) *one* actual letter. Secondly, why would I want to sort them by sender? I sort them by priority and that's really easy to do with physical mail.

      "If you don't have separate work and personal email accounts ... Oh I see. I'm being trolled."

      I have multiple accounts, but I do get some personal email on my work account. I also get email of varying importance at work, ranging from unimportant to urgent, and there's no obvious way to sort it without at least reading the subject and sometimes the body. Why should I have to sift through all kinds of stuff on my return? Once senders know I'm away, I can trust them to refrain from sending me unimportant stuff, and to send urgent stuff to the contact person in my initial auto-reply.

    7. Re:Physical mail vs. email by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Because your just dumping snail mail. You could also just dump e-mail, but apparently there is a chance some of it is useful to you.

      If only there was a way of sorting email. Perhaps by sender or send date.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    8. Re:Physical mail vs. email by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. I'd love to continue corresponding with you, but I reserve my valuable time for having conversations with people who aren't idiots.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    9. Re:Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Sorting by sender or by date is not usually useful to me. Sorting by importance and urgency is, but I've yet to teach my computer to do this.

    10. Re:Physical mail vs. email by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Is that all you can come up with? Calling someone names instead of actually trying to understand where he's coming from?

      Hint: My business runs on email. My business, in fact, is in the email security space. I think I understand a little more about email than you think I do.

    11. Re:Physical mail vs. email by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Hint: My business runs on email. My business, in fact, is in the email security space. I think I understand a little more about email than you think I do."

      Well that's where you're wrong. The fact that you think security has anything to do with the topic at hand pretty much ices that fact, now doesn't it. Plonk.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  23. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner! by redelm · · Score: 0

    As Daimler AG is a German company, many employees will take a whole month off (July-August). Lots of big email (dwgs/photos) can arrive in a month. As a result of US auto-liability litigation, they probably have lawyers limiting the size of their email (&other files) to something the lawyers can digest, like 100 MB per user. Already nearly full, many accounts will lock. To save the fixup grief, just bounce everything. Problem solved.

    Look folks -- nothing on the internet, least of all email, is intended to be reliable. That it often is, is no guarantee that it always is. If you don't remember to resend mail when the server is open, or your MTA doesn't follow RFCs then you have only your sloth to blame.

  24. Fuck 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should I waste my time resending an email to someone that purposefully deleted it just because they can't set up their email to either forward it to someone that can deal with it, or simply deal with it when they return?

      I just don't get it, the worst case is they'll have a weeks worth of email to sort thru on their return. If they delete them all then they'll have an empty inbox on a Monday morning, but by lunchtime it'll be full of resends of from the previous week, so what's the gain except having an easy Monday morning and wasting a lot of other peoples time?

      Long story short, if someone did that to me I'd take my business elsewhere, I don't appreciate having my time wasted . Fuck 'em.

    1. Re:Fuck 'em. by dskoll · · Score: 2

      "Long story short, if someone did that to me I'd take my business elsewhere, I don't appreciate having my time wasted . Fuck 'em."

      We used to have customers like you until we fired them.

      The correct protocol (and the one we follow at my company) is to use role addersses such as sales@, support@, info@, etc for things that absolutely must be read by a human being in a timely manner. Think requests for product information, price quotes, requests for technical support, etc.

      We guarantee that those addresses will be routed to a person who can respond quickly. All bets are off for personal email addresses, however. I see no harm in asking a requestor to redirect his or her request if a person is away on vacation. Odds are the requestor will appreciate being able to resend it to someone who can respond quickly rather than waiting for the original person to return.

  25. No catching up? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    So people who go on vacation aren't allowed to catch up when they get back? How about this; if you really want people to not check emails while away, disable their remote access. Turn off ActiveSync for that user, and don't allow them to VPN in.

  26. We don't allow OoO replies to external emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Out of Office reply to externally sourced email is effectively a form of auto-responder.
    This is a good way to end up on spam blacklists, particularly if you auto-quote the original email.

    The spammer sends you an email with a forged from address of their chosen victim. You then auto-respond to them.

    1. Re:We don't allow OoO replies to external emails by dskoll · · Score: 1

      This is only a problem if you don't have a decent anti-spam filter in front of your back-end mail server. Any company that can operate like that has far bigger problems than worrying about what to do with valid inbound email.

  27. In France by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    In France it is illegal to have staff answer mail out of office hours. How's that for mandatory free time?

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    1. Re:In France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically any hourly employee would be violating company policy by checking their mail during off-hours. You aren't on the clock.

      Any intelligent company would handle it the same as any other employee who decides to set their own hours. Termination. Otherwise you expose yourself to lawsuits for unpaid hours.

      Salaried workers are still allowed to be used as slaves, however.

    2. Re:In France by sodul · · Score: 1

      Not illegal, the government did send a memo to some of the larger corporations asking to discourage sending email after office hours but that has no legal implications. AFAIK there is no actual law making it illegal to answer email at any given time.

    3. Re:In France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My work phone is ignored outside office hours.

      My emails are ignored outside office hours.

      Office hours means Monday to Friday (but excluding public holidays and vacations) from 08:00 to 15:30. Yes, we have a 35 hour week, but it's in Finland, not in France. BTW, I take 7 weeks of paid vacation per year. Vacation does not include any phone calls or emails from work.

    4. Re:In France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a work-issued phone, aside from the one at my desk.

      I don't currently have a way to check my work e-mail anywhere but my office (although there are security tokens available that would let me VPN into the office network, I haven't applied for a new one after the last expired).

      Office hours mean Monday to Friday, whenever meetings are scheduled (rarely before 10AM, rarely after 4pm). Other than that, there aren't official office hours, as long as I get my work done. Some of my coworkers come in early and work late, but they're the exception, rather than the rule, and the behavior isn't enforced by more than "get your work done" and the consistently-delivered-on promise of higher bonus payments. Meh, I prefer the time with my wife.

      On the other hand, I can only boast of 4 weeks of paid vacation, unless I have some left over from the previous year and allow it to build up some.

    5. Re:In France by MiSaunaSnob · · Score: 1

      can anyone move there? I am 100% Finn by blood if that helps.

  28. That's never going to happen in a US company by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with implementing something like this in a US company is the staffing model. European companies tend to have more people doing similar jobs, so that one person actually can fill in for another. Most out of office messages say something like "I'm not here, please contact my manager XYZ for assistance." 9 times out of 10, there's no backup person who can actually provide an answer, simply because there's no backup staff that knows enough to solve a problem.

    The other issue is that at least in IT, most places still allow individuals to knowledge-hoard. Often it's unintentional (see understaffing above) because there's simply no time to ensure someone else knows about what you do. But sometimes people do this in a misguided quest for job security. Also, a very small number of people do it to cover something up -- there stories out there about people who found loopholes in purchasing/accounting systems and used them to write checks to themselves or divert equipment...and only got caught when someone else started reviewing things they had been handling themselves.

    In my opinion, a lot of the knowledge-hoarding would stop if people were able to trust their employers to keep them employed, or to at least treat them fairly if they had to be laid off. Sure, implementing worker-friendly policies would probably be expensive in the short run, but I can't tell you the number of times I've walked into a new job where the previous individual held all the tribal knowledge about a system or process. I think this policy is a very good one -- especially for employees who work a stressful job and have family commitments, etc. Being able to completely ignore everything during a vacation would be something many employees would stick around to keep. Personally, I have a very busy work schedule and 2 little kids at home. Between not sleeping normally and often having to use my downtime to finish extra work, I would _love_ to be able to say "here, this is your problem now" for 2 weeks. (I wouldn't even have to go anywhere...just put me somewhere to turn off my brain for a couple days.)

    It'll never happen here though -- there are too many people who buy into the "job creators" meme and let their employers walk all over them...everyone who even suggests a worker-friendly policy is a lazy entitled socialist here.

    1. Re:That's never going to happen in a US company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, tribal knowledge is an issue, I think (hope) more-so because of the time documentation takes (no one likes to document stuff) rather than the job security thing.

    2. Re:That's never going to happen in a US company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The other issue is that at least in IT, most places still allow individuals to knowledge-hoard. Often it's unintentional (see understaffing above) because there's simply no time to ensure someone else knows about what you do. But sometimes people do this in a misguided quest for job security.

      As a factor in "knowledge hoarding", job security is probably a tiny fraction of what most think it is. IT doesn't want ot solve the same problem 50 times a day. They'd love for you to remember your email password, which printer you should use, and that it's OK to click yes for the printer driver instead of asking. Why you don't ask before clicking yes to pop ups is another matter. Humor aside, IT isn't a "follow any of these 3 checklists" job because...and this is a biggie..

      Just because we can explicitly write directions for a common issue does not mean that checklist should be applied regardless of what issue you see.
      Just because it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck does not mean it actually is a duck.

      We don't want to prevent you from adding so and so to have read access to your home folder. We don't think giving you the domain admin password is the appropriate way to accomplish that goal, even if you could do it yourself if you had that password. If you accidentally apply the wrong permissions to the wrong folder (and all subfolders) that create problems for people who are NOT you too. We care about those people, or at least the hassle we get from cleaning up after that sort of thing.

      I have a CD to blank passwords on my desk, pinned to the wall. It works on your personal windows machine (the linux one is a different disk). It's a horrible security risk, but not one that you couldn't download off the net if you were marginally competent anyway. That does NOT mean you should try an use it on the domain controller "real quick" to get to something "important" if I'm on a plane for the day, much less in the can for two minutes.

      We don't want to prevent you from doing work, we want to prevent you from doing massive amounts of "anti-work" that we then have to clean up after. Too little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and by virtue of not working in IT you have, wisely or not, decided you don't want the deluxe plan. The SAP import may be stupid, but we didn't design it so please don't overwrite Accounting's schema.

  29. In office: Slashdot comment by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Dear Slashdot,

    I am currently in the office attempting to work, so I am unable to post a funny, informative or insightful comment on this story. I expect to be goofing off again in an hour or so at which time I will give your story my full attention.

    Meanwhile...

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  30. E-mail ping-pong? by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 1

    Spammers use to use auto response e-mail systems to traffic spam. In the days of Internet providers trying to promote their services, people would email an Internet provider pretending they are going to sign up and the reply e-mail address would be to another Internet provider and they would automatically answer each other all day long. I assume this Deutschland company is not so basic? E-mail ping-pong.

  31. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.amazon.com/Mandatory-Fun-Weird-Al-Yankovic/dp/B00L326LTI

  32. Dear Daimler by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Dear Daimler,

    You don't really seem to 'get' the value of emails. The point is that they can be processed whenever. To delete them is stupid. Essentially, by negating the time-independent aspect of email, you're reducing it to little more than a phone call in terms of utility.

    I'm not sure if you noticed, but the rest of the world doesn't conform to your standards of vacation, and there are even alternate TIMEZONES in this world, so it's entirely reasonable that someone might send an email while you're not there.

    I look forward to the first time a Daimler exec sends an email to someone out of the office for something important to be done when they get back from vacation.

    Dumb fucks.

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    -Styopa
  33. An email is not a text. by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

    This has to be the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard of. If I tell the Post Office to hold my mail while I'm on vacation, I expect to get all of that mail delivered upon my return. Not thrown away.

    An email is an electronic form of mail. It is asynchronous. You send it to somebody when you do not expect an immediate reply, but instead expect the recipient to read it as time permits, but within a reasonable time, and respond as appropriate. An OoO is an optional courtesy letting the sender know that a reply will be delayed more than a typical amount of time. (I pretty much never use them, instead just go through my outstanding email and respond when I am available.)

    Something is seriously upside-down about the world when otherwise sane business people find it totally normal to never answer their phone (which is a synchronous form of communication) and communicate by trading voicemails, but at the same time expect instantaneous response to emails.

  34. Email is never important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone I work with knows when I'll be out of the office. It is called communication. No one outside of these people is ever going to send me something vital via email without also calling, sending snail mail, and/or visiting me in person.

    Email is one of those vital things that isn't.

  35. Let the inbox fill up by williamyf · · Score: 1

    When my vacation time approached, I loaded a bunch of duplicated emails in the trash folder, and started to operate dangerously close to the mail storage quota.

    When I left the office, I left the OutOfOffice reply with the alternate contact. a couple of days after I left, mails would start to bounce.

    A couple of days before I was due to return to the office, I connected, just to delete the duplicated email, NOT to check anything.

    When I returned, I got fresh email, and the status report from my replacement, go get my up to date/speed.

    My two cents, YMMV

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  36. This is what happens when you put Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in charge! Their kind hates and fears technology so they just delete our email at random. Of course that's better than off of the Internet where they have the USPS that they control steals your mail at their orders. It sucks to see so many people give them control. If the smart people all quit that shithole of a company, it would die like their masters want happen to them. Then we could have a chance of creating a car company that isn't ruled by their kind.

  37. Out-of-office means out-of-office by KamikazeSquid · · Score: 1

    If I go on vacation and turn on my out-of-office replies, I don't actually check my e-mail while I am on vacation, and my co-workers are aware of this. My supervisor has my cell phone number, she can call me if there is truly an emergency.

    I work as an administrator in a higher education setting, so your mileage may vary ...

  38. This is Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would hardly make a story here. Deleting all e-mail received during one's absence is a standard procedure followed by many. The out-of-office messages usually include a notice to the sender to resend any important e-mails after the recipient's vacation is over. The premises are very simple: old e-mail is most likely no longer relevant or already contains obsolete information at the time one is back to work, therefore dealing with it - even if simply deleting it - is considered a waste of time.

    1. Re:This is Germany by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Not going to work for important jobs. I used to do international interconnect work between Telco's having a link fail because my opposite number was on holiday is not something I would want to put up with. Though I did learn never to mail anyone in France telecom during August :-)

  39. I have a rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a rule (and since I own the company I can do that) that says if someone is on vacation and we have to call them for some work related thing, they don't have to claim that day against their vacation allowance.

    Everyone hopes to get called on their vacations, but it is an extreme rarity.

  40. Ticketing tools rely on by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

    And the best way tools such as this have to communicate updates to those who shoupd get the updates is .... by email. And the Daimler solution would mean I wouldn't easily be able to see the updates I missed.

    Surely there are other mechanisms to keep people stress-free while on leave? I just turn off email synching until the morning I return to work (with a suitable OoO message set).

    1. Re:Ticketing tools rely on by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I just don't bother reading my work email if I'm on vacation. If it's a serious enough problem they can call me on the work phone.

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  41. delete ... zero inbox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always found that if it's really important they will send another copy eventually. :)

  42. The real problem is the crap in the first place by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    That is, any email that can be deleted like this should never have been sent.

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  43. Need to be able to expire emails by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    I usually have to spend a couple of hours going through my email when I get back from vacation.

    Many of them are useless:

    • - somebody brought doughnuts
    • - people discussing where do go for lunch last Tuesday
    • - who was out of the office every day
    • - a customer had a simple problem and one of my co-workers solved it

    Some are useful

    • - policy changes
    • - a customer had a complicated problem and one of my co-workers solved in a way that we will want to remember

    Threaded email readers help. Look at the most recent couple emails for each subject, and see whether there is something I need to do or file away for future use.

    What I'd really like is if all of the dated stuff would evaporate when it's no longer relevant.