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Ask Slashdot: What Smartwatch Apps Could You See Yourself Using?

An anonymous reader writes: It's official: the smartwatch wars have begun. Apple's announcement of the Apple Watch added a contender to the race already shaping up between the Pebble watch, the Moto 360, and others. Personally, my doubts about wanting one were put to rest when I learned of the health-related features. Smartwatches will be able to track your movements and pulse rate, calculate how many calories you burn, and coach you continuously to improve your fitness.

If you have one or plan on buying one, what apps or functions do you see yourself getting the most use from? If you're still skeptical, what would it take? (If an app developer sees your requirements here on Slashdot, your wish might come true.)

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  1. No comments here yet... by bannerman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm shocked!

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    1. Re:No comments here yet... by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      LOL, true. We were talking about this at work. I'm far from an Apple hater. I bought a first-gen iPod and loved it, along with some later generations. I've had two iPhones (though now am on my second Android). I'm on my 4th Mac. I have Kindle tablets but admit that the iPad is a very nice machine.

      With that said, it is hard for me to imagine why I would want - price aside - another device on my wrist that does a subset of the thing in my pocket. If the watch were useful away from the phone, I could see some applications. But as is? The uses are contrived and niche.

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    2. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm shocked!

      Useful apps? Delivering a shock to the twat who feels the need to "first post"... Brilliant!

    3. Re:No comments here yet... by jeffmeden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      LOL, true. We were talking about this at work. I'm far from an Apple hater. I bought a first-gen iPod and loved it, along with some later generations. I've had two iPhones (though now am on my second Android). I'm on my 4th Mac. I have Kindle tablets but admit that the iPad is a very nice machine.

      With that said, it is hard for me to imagine why I would want - price aside - another device on my wrist that does a subset of the thing in my pocket. If the watch were useful away from the phone, I could see some applications. But as is? The uses are contrived and niche.

      If you're like a lot of people, you carry a backpack/computer case with you on a regular basis. Keeping your phone safely inside that bag for most circumstances would be a benefit, freeing your pockets of the burden. You could still receive/triage incoming communications while the phone was tucked away. "Nearby" for a well designed bluetooth transceiver is 30-45 feet which is enough to keep you from having to unsheathe your phone in most circumstances. If you're worried about EIRP from carrying a phone on your body, this is a clear win for the smartwatch (assuming the watch is good about TX power management).

    4. Re:No comments here yet... by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      I think it would be a fun toy. If somebody gave me one, I might not sell it on eBay. I definitely would not pay $350 for a gen-1 piece of hardware. You know they're already working on iWatch2.0 which will have twice the battery life and a Dick Tracy camera and blah blah blah.

      The only new form-factor thing I could really see myself wanting would be a (much cheaper) second or third generation Google Glass. Not to wear all the time like a douchebag, but for things like when I'm working on my car or assembling children's furniture I could have the instructions open in my field of view with my hands free. Or if I'm disassembling something to repair it I could use the video recording feature to record myself doing so so when I go to reassemble it I could scrub through the video and make sure I've got all the wires back in the right places.

      But a watch? Eh. I'd wait until at least gen 3, it better be cheaper, and I'd want it running rooted Android.

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    5. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      triage incoming communications

      What the fuck is wrong with modern society? You're not a cunting ER nurse. Whatever the hell you have been asked to do is not that urgent, either for you or for your boss (who couldn't give two shits about you, so take your nose out of there). Grow some cojones.

      If you ACTUALLY need to answer calls all the time as part of your job, wear a Bluetooth headset. Then you don't have to rush to your 'phone or speak into your fucking wrist, or whatever you're supposed to do. A ringtone/announcement can indicate the origin/importance of the call. Cost of decent headset: starting around $20.

      There, I've just saved you however-many-hundreds-I-assume-this-thing-costs. You're welcome.

    6. Re:No comments here yet... by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you're like a lot of people, you carry a backpack/computer case with you on a regular basis. Keeping your phone safely inside that bag for most circumstances would be a benefit, freeing your pockets of the burden. You could still receive/triage incoming communications while the phone was tucked away. "Nearby" for a well designed bluetooth transceiver is 30-45 feet which is enough to keep you from having to unsheathe your phone in most circumstances.

      The correct solution is to put all the "phone" functionality (antenna, transmitter, etc.) in the "watch", and use the "phone" as nothing more than a remote display and computing platform. It would be tricky to create the right split (since the watch has to have some computing power), but not impossible. The second trick would be to get the battery life of the watch high enough with the added power requirements.

      The current split of "watch is a peripheral" won't appeal to enough people to make true sales inroads. Sure, Apple is going to sell a lot of these just because of the Apple name, but it's still going to be just a small percentage of iPhone owners, much less smart phone owners.

    7. Re:No comments here yet... by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      A device on your wrist with a good sized screen to work with your phone is fairly stupid. I forget the watch company but someone has something close to what I would really want.

      A real watch with a single line color display that allows me to control my phone.

      Show caller ID allow a button press to answer phone for my bluetooth, hang up, switch lines and beep and display calendar apts and alarms, Just give me a watch that makes me not need to pull out my phone for stupid little stuff. Do not try to give me a large display on my wrist. I have one in my pocket.

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    8. Re:No comments here yet... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny

      FEATURES I WANT:

      Cloaking device
      Stealth
      Wifi and GSM disruption
      Lasers

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    9. Re:No comments here yet... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      But who would want to peer at a navigation map on a watch? You want to bring up the map in your familiar GPS app, select a destination and route, and start up navigation. With the phone back in your pocket, you can then follow route directions on your watch, with the only interaction being a tap for 'next part of the route.'

    10. Re:No comments here yet... by denzacar · · Score: 0

      Many times I could have used a disintegrator that could turn a plus-sized human body into energy, but I guess I'd settle for an electric shocker which only incapacitates.

      Oh, and something like a pedometer but just for my arm.

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    11. Re:No comments here yet... by jriding · · Score: 5, Funny

      The app that functions like a clock.

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    12. Re:No comments here yet... by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Maybe the people who would answer this question are still waiting in line to buy one so that they can post to /. while waiting in line?

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    13. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One that I would like is for it to simply buzz my wrist when I get a call. For example, last week I was in the grocery.

      Relatively crowded + muzak = couldn't hear the ringer.
      Loose pants = couldn't feel vibration

      So my wife called to ask me to pick up "one more thing" three times and I didn't even know until I got back home.

      I think seeing notifications would be mildly useful. I also think the health applications would be great if I ever worked out.

    14. Re:No comments here yet... by kanweg · · Score: 1

      No need to tap, nor to look. The phone vibrates when you have to move direction, different for left and right.

      Bert

    15. Re:No comments here yet... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Oh, and something like a pedometer but just for my arm. [engadget.com]

      Sounds like a pudometer to me. ;-)

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    16. Re:No comments here yet... by war4peace · · Score: 2

      For the latter, I heard there are some sharks which could do it...

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    17. Re:No comments here yet... by xevioso · · Score: 2

      But he has a point, which you chose to ignore.

    18. Re:No comments here yet... by MaryAnnEvans · · Score: 1

      Yeah a whole 2 minutes without a comment. Clearly no one is interested.

    19. Re:No comments here yet... by MaryAnnEvans · · Score: 0, Troll

      What misogyny was present?

      The word "cunting" and the phrase "grow some cojones". If you can't work out why, that's your issue, not the OP. And preferring up mods doesn't mean that you shouldn't downmod as appropriate.

    20. Re:No comments here yet... by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 2, Informative

      misogyny

      You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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    21. Re:No comments here yet... by MaryAnnEvans · · Score: 1

      The second trick would be to get the battery life of the watch high enough with the added power requirements.

      It wouldn't just be a trick, it'd be a miracle at this stage of the technology. The Apple Watch already looks a bit too chunky to be truly elegant.

    22. Re:No comments here yet... by sexconker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you down just for your misogyny. Get some perspective please.

      Where's the misogyny?
      The dipshit talked about "triage", and the AC called his bullshit out. Swap "cunting" with "fucking", "damned", or "". "Cunting" (or "cunt") isn't misogynist, and if you think it is you're a moron (and a sexist one for assuming the hypothetical ER nurse was female, or that the word can only be used in reference to females). "Cunt" is just a slang term for vagina (or vulva). YOUR OWN predilections are what make you see the word as offensive. This goes for any word.
      As for context (as opposed to definition), the AC did not disparage females, he disparaged the fucking idiot who said he had to triage calls.

    23. Re:No comments here yet... by worldthinker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So yes "cunt" is a slang term for Vagina, but as far as I know, only females have them. So, if you referred to a nurse with the term "cunt' then by definition you have defined the nurse as having a specific gender. Coupled with the vulgar and derisive term "cunt", I would classify that as misogyny. So... There IS the misogyny...

    24. Re:No comments here yet... by Altus · · Score: 1

      do you have any idea how small the display on google glass actually is? reading instructions (such as for car repair) on it would be incredibly annoying.

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    25. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the difference between a smart watch and me fashioning a stretchy armband for my current phone to wear on the inside of my forearm which by the way is where I think we are heading. I do not wear a watch now because at this point it is just a fashion accessory. My phone tells me the time and it is only a front, left pant pocket away. Where I think this idea gets interesting or scary is when a bio-reader/scanner is introduced to bottom of the device. The possibilities are endless and again could be amazing or just as frightening.

    26. Re:No comments here yet... by timmyf2371 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their iPhone is stolen from Sony's blue-prints, for example.

      I saw this a while back and the similarity is certainly striking. It raises the question as to why Sony hasn't seen the same success as Apple, if the iPhone is a mere copy of Sony's design.

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    27. Re:No comments here yet... by worldthinker · · Score: 1

      So lets see, Apple doesn't do their own R&D. Well, it is true that most hardware developers integrate components from a variety of sources. But maybe just maybe Apple has significant skin in the game.

      What about:
      The Apple S1 single chip architecture
      haptic subsystem
      magsafe charging system (stolen from themselves)
      the UI, the UX, the OS all offer innovative features.

    28. Re:No comments here yet... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      I think an Apple iWatch would be a great asshole-detector.

      That is, if the detectee were not already advertising themselves by wearing Google Glass ;-)

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    29. Re:No comments here yet... by Stan92057 · · Score: 2

      Well your wrong there. You can call anyone a cunt if I call a guy a cunt im calling in question his manhood. No not his dick or dick size. I call my X a cunt, why because she doesn't deserve being called anything else. So my use of cunt is to hurt my x my use of calling say YOU a cunt would be something very different. Welcome to the real world of slang.

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    30. Re:No comments here yet... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      No one wears watches for functionality any more,

      Someone doesn't have a very active lifestyle.

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    31. Re:No comments here yet... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      One that I would like is for it to simply buzz my wrist when I get a call.

      Here you go, and only 1/7 the price.

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    32. Re:No comments here yet... by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I too want a pager. Something where I can be on call but still go to the gym / swim and know I won't miss a call. I have a device that makes sure I don't wander far from my cell phone, but it doesn't work well. It needs to be cheap, waterproof, robust, flexible, reliable reception even when intermittently immersed, great battery life and very small. Bonus points if I can tell the time by it.

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    33. Re:No comments here yet... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      For a worldthinker, you seem to be ignorant of the existence of Australia and its residents' lingo.

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    34. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off.

    35. Re:No comments here yet... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I still haven't decided what apps I would ever want on a phone much less on a watch...

    36. Re:No comments here yet... by sdguero · · Score: 1

      An ER nurse can be male or female. The word "cunting" can be interchanged with the word "fucking" in this context. By assuming that "ER nurse" means "female ER nurse", you are actaully propagating mysomgymy, not the parent. Also, you are offtopic.

    37. Re:No comments here yet... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The app that functions like a clock.

      It will probably work like the one on my phone. I have caught it having not updated for about 45 minutes, and it once got m some strange looks when I had the time wrong by half an hour. Then if I click a button or something, it suddenly jumps to the right time.

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    38. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >but as far as I know, only females have them.
      That's transphobic.

    39. Re:No comments here yet... by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No, worldthinker is right, and your provided example is perfect for illustrating the problem: Using a feminine attribute to knock a guy or "question his manhood" is exactly the problem, and it's a basic but functional definition of misogyny.

      If a female did something really awesome, and a bystander said "OMG that was awesome!!!! How do you even cross your legs?" then that bystander is using a masculine attribute (huge balls) to reinforce the complement. The premise that masculine attribute = good, and feminine attribute = bad is the problem we are talking about. Stating that you can call anyone a "cunt" and it's equally damming to a male or female does not somehow elevate the insult above the level of misogyny.

      I will restate: Get some perspective.

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    40. Re:No comments here yet... by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 0

      Just because it is local lingo doesn't make it right.

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    41. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It might not make it right, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.

      Are you seriously stating that because the word 'cunt' is used differently in a different part of the world than where you are (I'm assuming USA), that they're wrong and you're right?

      Get some perspective.

    42. Re:No comments here yet... by neoritter · · Score: 0

      Using the word "cunting" is not an indication of misogyny. Do you call people who call others "dick" misandrists. No you don't. Further, the usage wasn't negative towards women. This also applies to the usage of "grow some cojones." Further the person he was replying to was most likely male (per the name), so the statement was really saying "man up." Which if you really wanted to get into is, would more likely be misandry. The AC was clearly using colorful language for emphasis and effect. I suggest you and Lab Rat learn the difference between sexism and misogyny. Because at most, the comment was sexist, with no clear indication of which gender was being slighted.

    43. Re:No comments here yet... by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So my wife called to ask me to pick up "one more thing" three times and I didn't even know until I got back home.

      I think seeing notifications would be mildly useful.

      The problem isn't that you need to be notified... the problem is either that you're too stupid to know when you can or cannot know you've received a call, or if you do know you're too stupid to check your phone in a situation where you can't know if you've received a call. You don't need an iWatch, you just need to pay the ef attention to what's going on around you.

    44. Re:No comments here yet... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Paying attention to what is going on around you and responding to incoming signals on your pocket electronics are polar opposites.

    45. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple had Steve Jobs. Sony had their head up their ass. Any further questions?

    46. Re:No comments here yet... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      If you're like a lot of people, you carry a backpack/computer case with you on a regular basis.

      Most of those people I see are also using their phones for things like web browsing, particularly those on public transport. Having to take your phone out of your bag every time would be a pain. Even things like maps are clumsy and limited, unless you want to see where you are you have to cover pretty much all the content to pan around on the tiny screen and then change your interaction mechanism to the physical winder to zoom in and out, that's the sort of clumsiness Steve Jobs always hated.

      You could still receive/triage incoming communications while the phone was tucked away.

      But it is extremely limited, the flexible part is the voice dictation but nobody uses that in public.

      As GP said, the use cases are contrived and niche.

    47. Re:No comments here yet... by Wycliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The correct solution is to put all the "phone" functionality (antenna, transmitter, etc.) in the "watch", and use the "phone" as nothing more than a remote display and computing platform.

      This is completely backwards. The cpu, antenna, and trasmitter are the bulky items as well as the power hungry items that need bulky batteries.
      That's the part (along with the large display) that needs to be tucked away. The watch should basically just be a fancy remote display and remote
      buttons for the phone. A small VNC type remote display protocol would probably work perfectly. The cpu hungry app can run on the phone and
      export it's display to the watch (obviously taking into account the smaller screen size). The apps would still be android/iphone apps. It would
      just be that now your android/iphone has a 2nd virtual screen and a few extra buttons that it can interact with.

    48. Re:No comments here yet... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Only one composite feature, a phone locator and a reminder to take off the watch and put the phone in my pocket. I suppose I'll also need a app on the phone to find the watch ;D.

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    49. Re:No comments here yet... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sony phones are very popular in the far East, especially Japan. They compete in a different market segment to Apple, offering phones that tie into their services or with features Apple doesn't have like an electronic wallet. I know, the iPhone 6 doors NFC payments, but it seems to be incompatible with the most popular Japanese system.

      I honestly don't know why Sony don't push their phones in the west more. I think maybe they see them more as as test bed for their tech that they sell to other companies. Batteries, sensors, services.

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    50. Re:No comments here yet... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Get some perspective.

      Oh so you're one of those.
      LOL CARRY ON

    51. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a vaginal little beta male. If Patrice O'Neal were alive he'd ram you a new hole, pussy!

    52. Re:No comments here yet... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      The uses are contrived and niche.

      I found it interesting how the video for the Apple Watch showed it nagging the wearer to stand more, exercise more, etc... I don't think anything that nags the user like that will be broadly accepted.

    53. Re: No comments here yet... by Camembert · · Score: 1

      "I think an Apple iWatch would be a great asshole-detector."

      Good point! When I will eventually wear a v2 I prefer not to engage conversation with superficial/jealous/hating people like you!

    54. Re: No comments here yet... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      The people who are dogging on the Apple Watch for not being "autonomous" simply don't understand the state of the art regarding battery capacity vs. Power budgets, or the laws of physics regarding antenna sizes.

      People who claim that the Galaxy S is "autonomous" because it has WiFi are not seriously thinking it through. My iPad is WiFi-only, and let me tell you, it does NOT feel particularly "independent" when I have tried to use it out of the range of WiFi. And believe it or not, those places still exist, even in a major metropolitan area such as where I live. Plus, I seriously doubt you're going to see much in the way of battery life if you do much WiFi-ing with the Galaxy S.

      No, I too believe that the smart watch in General is best realized right now as an adjunct to a smartphone; but that still allows for some fairly useful applications.

    55. Re: No comments here yet... by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Misandry don't real

    56. Re: No comments here yet... by Fwipp · · Score: 2

      Nope, no misogyny at all in insulting a man by implying he's a woman.

    57. Re:No comments here yet... by drkim · · Score: 1

      do you have any idea how small the display on google glass actually is?

      Yes. It's like a 25" inch high definition screen seen from eight feet away.

    58. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The premise that masculine attribute = good, and feminine attribute = bad is the problem we are talking about.

      So you're not a cunt.

      You're a dick. By your logic, I just complimented you.

    59. Re:No comments here yet... by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      No by my logic you are now being a misandrist (or at least attempting to be). Now if you'd just call me Hitler so we can conclude this petulant argument.

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    60. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, he said that the OP's task isn't as important as a Nurse doing Triage. The vulgarity could have been omitted, but it wasn't used to disparage the nurse, it was to highlight the gap between the OP and some one doing important time sensative work.

    61. Re:No comments here yet... by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with the application you see for it but I'm confused as to why it is so important to stay connected while you more or less have access to the device. I think the inherit problem is people are too concerned about staying connected.

    62. Re: No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait...you're allowed to STAY on topuc? On slashdot?

    63. Re:No comments here yet... by MaryAnnEvans · · Score: 0

      Do you call people who call others "dick" misandrists.

      If someone else did, and it was denied, I'd be happy to explain that it is.

      No you don't.

      Don't answer for me.

      This also applies to the usage of "grow some cojones."

      The issue with "grow some cojones", is the implicit statement that only men can be brave. Using as it does possession of male anatomy as a qualification for bravery. It's always misogyny. For the same reason so is "man up" that you seem to think is OK. You need to reassess your biases. It can be difficult as they've been with you from childhood.

    64. Re: No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope I can't agree, in the context of speaking to a man, saying grow some cajones is not in anyway equating anatomy to bravery. Realy it's telling a man to stop behaving like a little boy.

      Stop projecting your own bias on other peoples words as if everyone should censor themselves to make you feel better. It is a pointless endeavor.

    65. Re:No comments here yet... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      triage incoming communications

      What the fuck is wrong with modern society? You're not a cunting ER nurse. Whatever the hell you have been asked to do is not that urgent, either for you or for your boss (who couldn't give two shits about you, so take your nose out of there). Grow some cojones.

      If you ACTUALLY need to answer calls all the time as part of your job, wear a Bluetooth headset. Then you don't have to rush to your 'phone or speak into your fucking wrist, or whatever you're supposed to do. A ringtone/announcement can indicate the origin/importance of the call. Cost of decent headset: starting around $20.

      There, I've just saved you however-many-hundreds-I-assume-this-thing-costs. You're welcome.

      How else would I keep up with all the "someone just called you a cunt on slashdot" alerts I get on my phone? Oh, just wear a bluetooth headset around all the time? Good way to not look like a complete fucking toolbag! /sarcasm. No thanks, I would rather throw money at the smartwatch company. If you don't want one, don't buy one. However, the absence of a use case isn't a use case for absence. Or, in case you need it in plain fucking English, there's no fucking way you are smart enough to tell everyone else they don't need one.

    66. Re:No comments here yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        "But a watch? Eh. I'd wait until at least gen 3, it better be cheaper, and I'd want it running rooted Android."

      There are already third gen Android watches. Go for it.

    67. Re: No comments here yet... by MaryAnnEvans · · Score: 0

      Nope I can't agree, in the context of speaking to a man, saying grow some cajones is not in anyway equating anatomy to bravery. Realy it's telling a man to stop behaving like a little boy.

      Except that little boys also have cojones. And the other big clue that you're missing is that the alternative way of phrasing "grow some conjones" is "don't be a pussy". There's no doubt whatsoever that this is about gender stereotypes. You're in denial.

    68. Re:No comments here yet... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Their iPhone is stolen from Sony's blue-prints, for example.

      I saw this a while back and the similarity is certainly striking. It raises the question as to why Sony hasn't seen the same success as Apple, if the iPhone is a mere copy of Sony's design.

      Maybe because that's a fairytale made up by Samsung and constantly repeated by people who either get paid by Samsung or are simply too dumb to think for themselves.

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  2. Tell time by Moof123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there even an app for that?

    1. Re:Tell time by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about an alert that tells you exactly when the watch goes out of style?

    2. Re:Tell time by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I don't use my iPod Touch at all anymore, but isn't there still an Apple Store app? Perhaps simply a 'notify' feature from that app could be added.

    3. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that wouldn't be very useful. The watch will be out of style 5 minutes after you buy it!

    4. Re:Tell time by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      an app that displays a cool symbol, like the nike swoosh or Beats audio logo. It needs to cost a couple hundred to be worthwhile.

    5. Re:Tell time by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I know, right?

      I was also thinking a stopwatch, one ore more alarms, the ability to set for a different time zone or account for DST. Maybe even keep track of the date and day of the week.

      Those would be sweet.

      And, then, I'm afraid I'm firmly in the camp of "don't give a crap about smart watches"

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    6. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about an alert that tells you exactly when the watch goes out of style?

      That's the beauty of this watch - once it's actually available, it's out of style. No need for an alert!

    7. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Tell time by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      That alert would be going off before the watch even hits the shelves.

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    9. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That eats up too much battery life.

    10. Re:Tell time by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      The app would have to send the alert back in time before the watch was even manufactured.

    11. Re:Tell time by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'll sell you a pack of Sharpies for a couple thousand dollars.

      Every week, you can sketch on your choice of cool symbol. I'll even give you several colors of Sharpie, so you can adorn it as you require.

      You won't be limited to just one cool logo, and you won't even have to only have it on your wrist. You could put it in the middle of your forehead.

      Come on, you know what want it. ;-)

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    12. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want it to let you know when the iWatch 2 it out?

    13. Re:Tell time by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      How about an alert that tells you exactly when the watch goes out of style?

      D'oh! Too late.

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    14. Re:Tell time by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah... my Timex already does that.... and for a lot less.

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    15. Re:Tell time by Misagon · · Score: 1

      When Apple thinks that it has, it will simply stop working properly.

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    16. Re:Tell time by aaron4801 · · Score: 1

      "out of style 5 minutes after you buy it!" You misspelled "before."

    17. Re:Tell time by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You joke, but there is an app on the store that does literally nothing (other then opening) and costs $999.99. The entire purpose is to demonstrate that you are rich.

    18. Re: Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich or stupid? Who buys something that isn't useful or jewelry (with value). An idiot. The app designer is a genius however. I'll sell you a benz with no wheels.

    19. Re:Tell time by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Pff. You sound like the kind of person who would want to make a phone call on your phone. They don't like your type, down at the Apple Store!

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    20. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That already exists. It's an icon shaped like an Apple

    21. Re:Tell time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have gone off sometime this afternoon.

  3. Perchance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is the submitter of the article a developer looking for ideas?

    1. Re:Perchance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I figured they are either a developer looking for ideas, or an Apple rep looking to build more hype for their product by stimulating 'conversation'.

      So, there's that.

    2. Re:Perchance by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Is the submitter of the article a developer looking for ideas?

      Well, in my opinion I'd like an app that can tell me the time and date, has an alarm, and can make the battery last for 5 years. Is there an app for that?

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    3. Re:Perchance by Shoten · · Score: 1

      Is the submitter of the article a developer looking for ideas?

      I hope so...if so, he's doing it in a very clever way. Provided, of course, that he can determine the difference in ideas between that which comes from a fairly normal user with a standard need/desire as opposed to a socially-incompetent neckbeard.

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    4. Re:Perchance by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Is the submitter of the article a developer looking for ideas?

      No, it's Apple AstroTurfing. And I'm pretty sure Slashdot gets paid for these but whatever.

  4. Tracking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prof. Leoffler has a request: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/14/09/10/1450208/using-wearable-tech-to-track-gun-use

  5. Essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would have to have a sweet clock app. It would be so cool to run my clock app and be able to see the time on my smartwatch.

    1. Re:Essential by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      And with in that clock app, I should be able to choose the back ground to be generated by the app of my choosing.

      So maybe my twitter feed changes every 10 s or so, maybe texts pop up in the back ground for a sec or two givng me the oppretunity to look at them and full, and send back a cave drawing indicating where the buffalo are.

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    2. Re:Essential by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      That'd be neat, but there'd be way too much latency to get any kind of accurate time display on a smartwatch.

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  6. The war that no one wanted by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Informative

    Can you really have a "war" when you no one shows up?

    Don't get me wrong, some of these smart watches rate as "neat", but not for several hundred dollars. I could see dropping 100 bucks, maybe, on something that tracks health telemetry, but honestly? It'd probably have to be a gift before I got it.

    This is kind of like saying 3D TV companies were in a war with each other. While that may have been true, consumers didn't notice because the tech just wasn't that interesting to them.

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    1. Re:The war that no one wanted by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I could see dropping 100 bucks, maybe, on something that tracks health telemetry,

      If price is the only hurdle, then Apple will be fine. Your line of $100 is someone else's line at $350.

      But I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me. That is a bigger problem than "too expensive".

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    2. Re:The war that no one wanted by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Well, cost and interest. As we both touched on, the tech just isn't that interesting. That plus the cost pretty much covers this story.

      If companies really want the smart watch to take off, they'll have to drop the cost and increase it's interest factor.

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    3. Re:The war that no one wanted by juanfgs · · Score: 0

      If price is the only hurdle, then Apple will be fine. Your line of $100 is someone else's line at $350.

      But I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me. That is a bigger problem than "too expensive".

      It's too early to dismiss it's usefullness, I think that's a technology that might have something to show. The only thing that makes me not consider them in this generation besides the price tag is that they look really goofy, and the only one that doesn't look like a child's toy (motorola 360) has a really bad battery life ( 1 day tops). Probably on the coming years we'll start seeing new useful things to do with these ( as well as usability and looks improvements), and they will end up redefining the concept of watches as it happened with cellphones.

    4. Re:The war that no one wanted by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like saying 3D TV companies were in a war with each other. While that may have been true, consumers didn't notice because the tech just wasn't that interesting to them.

      Totally off-topic ... but I've started seeing commercials for curved ultra-HDTV displays.

      My frickin' cable company doesn't give me full 1080p now. No way they're gonna give me uncompressed 4K video.

      I just looked at the commercial and figured some rich guys would soon be parted with their money, and the rest of us won't care.

      We all learned our lesson with the moving target which was HD initially, that left early adopters with TVs which were no longer allowed to display HD due to HDCP/HDMI.

      I'm sure people will buy these watches. And I'm also sure it will be a relatively small amount of people, and the rest of the us will ignore them entirely.

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    5. Re:The war that no one wanted by shadowrat · · Score: 2

      i drew my line at $100 bucks also, but i added another axis, it's got to be rugged and waterproof enough that i would use it surfing and sailing. I'd also like it do do cool stuff without my phone present.

    6. Re:The war that no one wanted by Sir+Realist · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me."

      This is what will kill them. Lots of people might end up with a smart watch, but with out a compelling reason to wear and use them, very few will upgrade to a second one. The cellphone / tablet industry only survives at its current levels on the folks who feel the need to upgrade every six months; the wearable tech folks are going to have to do something to recycle their customers the same way, or they've got a limited market.

    7. Re:The war that no one wanted by timeOday · · Score: 2

      because heart rate and GPS as apps aren't that convincing IMHO.

      That's Garmin's entire wearables business, and they've been in it for years. And they aren't $100 bucks, they're more like $450.

    8. Re:The war that no one wanted by mlts · · Score: 1

      Once a good form factor is established, Apple can go one of a few directions:

      1: Make it thinner.
      2: Add more features to it. For example, using the MagSafe cable that attaches to it as a USB data transfer cable so the watch can be used as a USB flash drive.
      3: Change the form factor.

      The problem that Apple is going to face is that watches, for the most part, are something someone buys once and keeps forever. Antique Rolex watches for example.

      People have been "trained" to toss their phone annually. Same with their tablet. However, watches are something that tend to be keepsakes and just not thrown away. This is where Apple may run into issues. For a few years, the market will expand, but once it hits saturation, it will be a lot harder to get people to replace their iWatch than the other iDevices.

    9. Re:The war that no one wanted by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      in a shell that can't go into the sauna, sea and mud

      The AppleWatch should be able to go into sauna and mud. It's water resistant which usually means everything except prolonged submersion.

      They also have different bodies, some of which are "sportier" than others. One is an all aluminum body that should be pretty scratch resistant (though they all are to some degree). You could probably drag that through the mud.

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    10. Re:The war that no one wanted by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I just love the 4k TV trend.

      Those rich people parting with their money now will finance a cheap very good quality set of computer monitors for me in just a few years.

    11. Re:The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you really have a "war" when you no one shows up?

      Don't get me wrong, some of these smart watches rate as "neat", but not for several hundred dollars. I could see dropping 100 bucks, maybe, on something that tracks health telemetry, but honestly? It'd probably have to be a gift before I got it.

      This is kind of like saying 3D TV companies were in a war with each other. While that may have been true, consumers didn't notice because the tech just wasn't that interesting to them.

      The problem with the sheer numbers of potential customers available today is there will seemingly always be enough interesting customers to justify even the most pointless or mundane solutions.

      The result is finding companies starting "wars" for the sake of starting wars just to generate hype that isn't really there, but will be hot enough to make money anyway. We will find more and more of this vendor arrogance as the global population (and potential customer base) grows.

    12. Re:The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they aren't $100 bucks, they're more like $450.

      How much is that in dollarbucks?

    13. Re:The war that no one wanted by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      It's water resistant which usually means everything except prolonged submersion

      'Water Resistant' is one of those marketing terms that you need to look at more closely to know what it's actually saying.

      Sometimes, water resistant means you can wash your hands, but the rating is for ~1 bar in a static chamber. Basically standard atmospheric pressure.

      Sometimes water resistant means you can actively be doing stuff under water for a prolonged period of time up to a certain depth.

      A lot of cheap watches that say water resistant are more like the 1 bar/static rating. But you sure as heck wouldn't go swimming with one on.

      At 20 bar, you can safely assume the watch can be submerged for extended periods of time while moving around. And, at that rating, if you ever find yourself anywhere near what it's theoretically rated for ... your watch will be a secondary concern to making sure you're wearing breathing gear. :-P

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    14. Re:The war that no one wanted by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      We all learned our lesson with the moving target which was HD initially, that left early adopters with TVs which were no longer allowed to display HD due to HDCP/HDMI.

      Meh. I still have exactly zero interest in HD. It's just not compelling enough to affect my purchasing decisions at all, except insofar as I really try hard to avoid anything that is tied to HDCP/HDMI.

    15. Re:The war that no one wanted by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      If price is the only hurdle, then Apple will be fine. Your line of $100 is someone else's line at $350.

      Not necessarily. I drew my line at $100, too, and I've spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $300 on a watch before. Based on Apple's product history, there are likely to be several major differences between this and a nice watch that diminish its value from my perspective:

      • Most people who can afford a nice watch already own one. So to justify its cost, it would need to be worth as much as its purchase price plus the cost of the nice watch you'll no longer be using. For me, with an atomic-clock-synchronized watch, that's a hard problem to overcome.
      • Nice watches that cost $300 typically have warranties that start at five years, because people wear them for decades. This will probably have a one-year warranty.
      • Nice watches will be usable for decades. You can expect this one to become unsupported in the first OS after its third birthday. At that point, its usefulness will begin to diminish rapidly, as the unpatched security holes and lack of new app support turn it into an anachronism.
      • Nice watches are timeless in their design. Their design changes at a speed that can only be described as glacial by tech standards. I'd expect this watch, by contrast, to be supplanted by a thinner version within about a year.
      • Nice watches don't have to be charged every night, or even every couple of days. This watch would mean one more device-specific charge cable to carry with me on every trip, one more poorly made cable to break where the wire goes into the plug on either end, one more power outlet that I have to find in a hotel that tries to hide them from you, one more outlet adapter if I'm in Europe, one more thing to remember to pick up when I leave.... Every extra rechargeable device adds a lot of hassle.

      This is how I arrived at a hundred bucks—maybe $125 if it had a camera and reliably ran for at least two or three weeks on a single charge. Mind you, this is all speculation about a product that doesn't exist yet, so there's a small chance that Apple will prove me wrong on many of these points.

      Of course, what most folks here are missing is that this is a first-generation product. Apple builds those mostly as a proof of concept. Not many people buy them, but the products get them real-world testing, and they get a year or so to find ways to cut manufacturing costs. Then, they release a second-generation product at a third the price, and pull in several times the volume. For me, it will start to be interesting at that point.

      But I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me. That is a bigger problem than "too expensive".

      As one of the few people on Slashdot who still wears a watch, I'd definitely use one, but I can't see myself buying the first generation—particularly given that you just know they're working on a second-generation version with a camera, and if they release such a product, the resale value on the first-generation version will drop to almost nothing.

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    16. Re:The war that no one wanted by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It's too early to dismiss it's usefullness

      Then I'd argue that it is too early to sell it. The iPod was useful on day 1. So was the iPhone, and for that matter the PowerBook. Even the iPad was awesome on day 1. This comes out and, cool as it may be, I can't think of very many uses for it that aren't exceedingly niche.

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    17. Re:The war that no one wanted by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Most people who can afford a nice watch already own one. So to justify its cost, it would need to be worth as much as its purchase price plus the cost of the nice watch you'll no longer be using.

      I disagree. I don't think their target market is necessarily "people who like to wear an expensive watch". I think they are hoping to attract people who don't necessarily wear watches, or when they do it is for a specific purpose (e.g. jogging, swimming, etc). Apple will always choose profit margin over market share, so I don't think they really care too much if the price is high - but the product has to be compelling and I'm contending that it is not except to some excruciatingly small niche markets.

      In other words, don't think "would I buy this for $350"? The answer is likely to be "no" for you and most people. The question is, "Would I use this if it were free?" If the answer is "yes", then it becomes a marketing and pricing exercise - something that neither of us is equipped to debate. If the answer is "no" then the product is dead.

      Then, they release a second-generation product at a third the price

      I don't think Apple generally reduces prices. Usually they keep the price and margin steady but improve the hardware.

      As one of the few people on Slashdot who still wears a watch, I'd definitely use one

      So then there may be hope for this product, because somewhere out there is a richer/foolhardier version of yourself who thinks of $350 just like you think of $100.

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    18. Re:The war that no one wanted by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I don't think Apple generally reduces prices. Usually they keep the price and margin steady but improve the hardware.

      Let's see.

      • The iPod started at $400. Within a year or so, the price had dropped to $300. Four years later, you could get one for $200, and $150 just a year after that.
      • The original iPhone started at $500 and $600 (subsidized price). Within a couple of months, they killed the $500 version and lowered the $600 version to $400. One year later, they released the iPhone 3G that started at $200 (for the same capacity as the original $600 version). And of course, you can now get much better iPhone hardware for free.

      So then there may be hope for this product, because somewhere out there is a richer/foolhardier version of yourself who thinks of $350 just like you think of $100.

      Doubtful. I'm in the Silicon Valley, where we already think of $350 like an average person thinks of $100. It's hard for most people to justify spending more for an accessory than they spent on the phone they're using it with. :-)

      Like I said, I'll probably buy one after the inevitable price drop.

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    19. Re:The war that no one wanted by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And although the drop happened more slowly, the iPad line, originally starting at $499, now starts at $299 in a smaller form factor, or $399 in a full-size version. One reason its price wasn't inflated much at launch is that it was relatively mature technology when first released—other than software differences, it's basically an iPod Touch or iPhone with a larger screen, and as we all know, making things bigger is a lot easier than making them smaller. :-)

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    20. Re:The war that no one wanted by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I guess I risk getting into a semantic argument, so I should just stop. From my perspective, the iPod itself never dropped in price but they did add less-capable models at lower price points. You are probably right from your perspective - something with the capabilities of the currently-offered watch will certainly be available at a lower cost, but there will always be a $350-ish model as well.

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    21. Re:The war that no one wanted by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      The problem that Apple is going to face is that watches, for the most part, are something someone buys once and keeps forever. Antique Rolex watches for example.

      People have been "trained" to toss their phone annually. Same with their tablet.

      I don't see this as that much of an issue. Makers of inaccurate mechanical watches like to pretend they're a treasure to be handed down through the generations, but as it is I think most people are like myself and will wear a quartz (digital or analog... in my case both) watch until it breaks, then replace it with similar. An analog quartz watch from 10 years ago has the same features as one today, so if all it needs is a $5 battery, or a $5 strap, that will be replaced and the watch will keep going until complete failure.

      With early cell phones there was no real advantage to upgrading, so people kept them until they broke. With smartphones the trend of frequent upgrades started because of new features (processing power, screen size, camera, OS / App support, etc), so many people upgrade before the phone actually broke.

      With the Smart Watch I'm currently hesitant about it being a market that could take off, but I was wrong before with the iPad, so I could be wrong again. In this case if the Apple Watch 3gs offered a camera, ability to make phone calls out of range of an iPhone, etc, etc, existing owners may trade them up before they break. I think the history of longevity of simple wrist mounted time pieces will play no roll.

    22. Re: The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tablets themselves aren't dumb. It's the price that some people were asking for them (extremely expensive Tablet PCs from Microsoft or somewhat expensive iPads). Cheap Android tablets make good portable media devices or light computers for checking email or reading the web (especially with HDMI output, microSD card slots, and the ability to run torrents). Tablets aren't worth the price of a desktop PC (neither are phones unless you are a power user).

      A cheap smart watch makes sense (preferable with a display readable in sunlight). But it shouldn't need much power to vibrate, beep, or display letters when a text arrives. That's basically all you'd use a smart watch for. Perhaps NFC could be used to save on batter (unless that is BlueTooth, I can't keep these standards straight). Maybe eInk could be used for the display or typical LCD watch/calculator displays.

    23. Re:The war that no one wanted by exomondo · · Score: 1

      But I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me. That is a bigger problem than "too expensive".

      Right. Fitness tracking is a fad, we've seen it before with pedometers and heart rate monitors in watches, we also saw it with Nike+ telemetry in shoes. It's just another thing you have to remember to put on charge every night and another charger you have to take with you. Yes I'm sure people can come up with contrived uses for it's limited functionality based on how difficult it is to take their phone out of their pocket but that is just a niche.

      The thing I still haven't seen (or perhaps I missed) is what happens when you get in the car and your phone connects via bluetooth to your car audio system? Does it lose watch connection?

    24. Re:The war that no one wanted by exomondo · · Score: 1

      People have been "trained" to toss their phone annually. Same with their tablet. However, watches are something that tend to be keepsakes and just not thrown away.

      I wouldn't say annually, but once every 2 years when the phone contract is up most people re-contract with a new phone. For tablets you can do the same thing or salary sacrifice annually through work. But yes I agree, people turn over phones and tablets where most watches are form over function, yes a few geeks still wear calculator casios but even then those are still running from the 90s and don't need to be charged every 12 hours.

    25. Re:The war that no one wanted by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, some of these smart watches rate as "neat", but not for several hundred dollars.

      The bigger problem with smart watches is battery life. Manufacturers have a nasty habit of advertising battery life times far in excess of real life times. Apple is one of the worst offenders here.

      I have a normal watch that doesn't need charging, in fact it doesn't need a battery change at all, it's charged via movement (kinetic charger built in). Where most people wear a watch these days, a smart watch would stick out.

      However the Iwatch has one huge advantage, it'll help identify douchebags before they speak (so I can avoid them more easily).

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    26. Re:The war that no one wanted by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It isn't going to last more than a day on a charge. Current battery technology, the form factor, current LCD, radio and CPU technology just don't allow it.

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    27. Re:The war that no one wanted by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Apparently it will be about as water resistant as an an iPhone. A bit of rain or sweat won't harm it but don't go swimming with it, so wearing it a sauna is likely to set off the moisture sensors inside if not ruin the device.

    28. Re:The war that no one wanted by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Then I'd argue that it is too early to sell it.

      Apparently Apple agrees with you, as they are not selling it yet.

      This comes out and, cool as it may be, I can't think of very many uses for it that aren't exceedingly niche.

      That may be so, but let's not rule out the "something I can wear just to get more attention from the people I want more attention from" application. That application has sold lots of other types of jewelry for centuries, and much of that other jewelry costs a good bit more AND doesn't put a realistic animated butterfly flapping its wings and changing colors on your wrist.

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    29. Re:The war that no one wanted by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That's certainly a reasonable way of looking at it, too. The thing is, though, it's the base price that determines how quickly and broadly something will be adopted; the price of the top model mainly just affects the profitability. :-)

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    30. Re:The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an intellectually lazy claim. I assume you're just looking at currently existing smart watches and assuming those are optimal. Most likely, it will be accurate (I'm betting typical 1.5 days+/-1 day), but it's not some intrinsic limitation of LCD+connectivity+ARM. They could:

      - clock the CPU low (and optimize the OS very well so the user doesn't notice)
      - use very fast connectivity options (=race to sleep) and good firmware/software to control it well
      - limit the brightness of the screen (with a ambient light sensor) and/or (depending on they LCD type) limit the # of bright pixels the screen shows. They could also use a different screen backlight stack which might end up more energy efficient. Or, use a smaller screen.
      - use a bigger case to fit a bigger battery, sneak a battery into the watchband
      - use smaller and/or fewer components to allow more space for the battery
      - pay extra to their suppliers for better binned components

      As an obvious counterexample, take the latest Sony smart watch. That battery typically lasts a couple days (The watch has plenty of other problems though). For another example, take a look a the Moto 360. The lousy component choices lead to less than 1 day of battery life. Or, for a slightly different example, take the Pebble. That battery lasts a week, although the obvious difference is in screen technology. So, at best, your claim should be "LCD technology just doesn't allow it".

    31. Re:The war that no one wanted by drkim · · Score: 1

      I just love the 4k TV trend.

      Those rich people parting with their money now will finance a cheap very good quality set of computer monitors for me in just a few years.

      They are coming out with 5K TVs now.

      That's good, 'cause all those people with 4K TVs are probably tired of watching movies and TV in stupid 4K.

    32. Re:The war that no one wanted by bazorg · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that... I wrote mud before because a swatch and a "traditional" watch for sports use can just be put under the tap for a good wash. That's "water-proof" in my book, not "water-resistance".

      The sauna case is not just because Suunto and Polar are originally from Finland, but because I've had Swatches die (nearly) after I used them in the swimming pool, then sauna, then back to day to day life. I believe it was the battery that could not cope with the change in temperature. A few years of resting in the drawer and that Swatch came back to life with a new battery. I look forward to seeing the tech specs on smartwatches to understand what are their operating parameters. Until then, I assume they are closer to electronics than to the jewellery world.

    33. Re:The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I spent $400 on a watch it was because it came embedded in a diving computer (Uwatec Xtender to be precise). Other than that, I wouldn't spend upwards of $70 on a watch. I don't need it.

      As an extension of my phone's functionality? I still don't see it

    34. Re:The war that no one wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see dropping 100 bucks, maybe, on something that tracks health telemetry,

      If price is the only hurdle, then Apple will be fine. Your line of $100 is someone else's line at $350.

      But I'm not sure I'd bother wearing it after the first few days even if it was given to me. That is a bigger problem than "too expensive".

      That is not a problem for Apple. If everyone either bought or was given an Apple Watch, then that is a shitload of sales, which is partly what they want!

  7. What I think would be most useful by Totenglocke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The things that I can currently think of that I'd use a smartwatch for - 1) GPS / pedometer for running 2) music (without the need for a phone) while working out 3) discreetly checking notifications during meetings 4) navigation when riding a bike / motorcycle. I realize not everyone would value these and will say "JUST USE YOUR PHONE!", but for a $200 - $250 smart watch, I'd definitely drop down the money for these apps.

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    1. Re:What I think would be most useful by Splab · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah.

      I was hoping the Apple Watch would include Ant+, but it looks like they expect fitness centers to switch to bluetooth, so it's going to be a pass from here.

    2. Re:What I think would be most useful by cruff · · Score: 1

      1) GPS / pedometer for running

      It isn't clear to me from the info available yet if the watch has stand alone GPS functionallity, or has to be tethered to an iPhone. Anyone know?

    3. Re:What I think would be most useful by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I don't see (3) and (4) working well on a screen that's not even as big as my wrist (and I have pretty big wrists).

      In case of (3), if there's a message so important that it's worth interrupting a meeting for (why else would you check notifications?), just have your secretary check on it and warn you in person when such a message comes in.

    4. Re:What I think would be most useful by Totenglocke · · Score: 1
      Well 4) (GPS on a bike / motorcycle) is more about the "turn left in 100 feet" or the audio directions would be a lot more useful than trying to figure out something with your phone while riding.

      In case of (3), if there's a message so important that it's worth interrupting a meeting for (why else would you check notifications?), just have your secretary check on it and warn you in person when such a message comes in.

      First off, most people don't have "secretaries" to take their messages. Secondly, it allows you to discreetly tell if the incoming alert is just an email that you don't care about or your wife saying that she has to take one of the kids to the hospital. A quick glance at your wrist lets you know if you can just ignore it or if you need to leave. Also, how is glancing at a notification "interrupting" a meeting? Something tells me that you don't attend many meetings....

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    5. Re:What I think would be most useful by jittles · · Score: 1

      The things that I can currently think of that I'd use a smartwatch for - 1) GPS / pedometer for running 2) music (without the need for a phone) while working out 3) discreetly checking notifications during meetings 4) navigation when riding a bike / motorcycle. I realize not everyone would value these and will say "JUST USE YOUR PHONE!", but for a $200 - $250 smart watch, I'd definitely drop down the money for these apps.

      I agree with all of your points and I like the taptic vibration on notifications too. There are times where I don't notice my phone vibrate, or times where the vibration itself is too loud or annoying. The more privacy notification on the watch is deal in those cases. Though I am not sure I would feel the taptic vibration while on a motorcycle.

    6. Re:What I think would be most useful by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      So basically you want to replace your smartphone with a smartwatch that has all the things you'd come to expect on a phone.

      So you just want a really small smartphone, right?

      I think they still do sell older model iphones.

    7. Re:What I think would be most useful by teg · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      I was hoping the Apple Watch would include Ant+, but it looks like they expect fitness centers to switch to bluetooth, so it's going to be a pass from here.

      Polar has already switched from their W.I.N.D. to bluetooth - and the rest will follow.

    8. Re:What I think would be most useful by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      It does not have a integral GPS unit. It requires your iPhone to provide location information.

      It does have internal storage for music, apps, and so on, and other sensors that the phone does;t have (like pulse) and some that replicate function (gyro, accelerometers).

    9. Re:What I think would be most useful by teg · · Score: 1

      The things that I can currently think of that I'd use a smartwatch for - 1) GPS / pedometer for running 2) music (without the need for a phone) while working out 3) discreetly checking notifications during meetings 4) navigation when riding a bike / motorcycle. I realize not everyone would value these and will say "JUST USE YOUR PHONE!", but for a $200 - $250 smart watch, I'd definitely drop down the money for these apps.

      For running, the Apple Watch seems to add a heart rate sensor. Heart rate zone, timing for intervals etc could be very useful. I've already got a Polar V800 for this, but for many others this would be a great feature.

    10. Re:What I think would be most useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ant+ has been the standard for fitness and sports sensors (Cycling especially) for a long time. Recently, though, everyone has started supporting low power bluetooth (A specific subset of the bluetooth spec designed for very low power communication that's a lot like Ant+. This enables things like a sensor that works for a year on a single button cell battery)

      All of the new Garmin equipment does. Pretty much all new devices (heart rate, speed/cadence for bikes, etc) on the market do to, I think in part by smart phone integration. Low power bluetooth has been supported on smart phones since the 4s. Only a small handful of android phones support ant+.

      The only ant+ holdouts I can think of are cycling power meters. But those are very expensive bordering on niche sports training products. They will naturally move slower. Though, I bet if you look, the majority of popular cycling power meters have new models that support low power bluetooth or have it planned.

      Speaking of exotic bike stuff. I know the Di2 electronic shifters support ant+. I'm pretty sure the next revision will support bluetooth as well.

    11. Re:What I think would be most useful by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Kindle-spritz.

    12. Re:What I think would be most useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! Let's add yet another bit of hardware that next to no one ever uses in the first place to an already expensive gizmo... Hate to tell you but I just got a bluetooth heart rate monitor from amazon for less than the equivalent Ant monitor. It's a done deal. No dongle on any device, no worrying if I'll be able to get a dongle for any future connections that may change and I'm paying less on top of it all.
       
      It's over for Ant.

    13. Re:What I think would be most useful by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      discreetly checking notifications during meetings

      I nominate: 3a) discreetly getting notifications during meetings. Did no one else catch the part about its buzzer being inaudible?

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    14. Re:What I think would be most useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.

      I was hoping the Apple Watch would include Ant+, but it looks like they expect fitness centers to switch to bluetooth, so it's going to be a pass from here.

      I would prefer gradle...

    15. Re:What I think would be most useful by sdavid · · Score: 1

      If you compare it to full-featured running watches, it's comparatively inexpensive. Mind you, it doesn't have a GPS so you'll probably need to carry your phone too, but for those of us who tend to anyway, it would be fine. That's really the only use case for me.

    16. Re:What I think would be most useful by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >The only ant+ holdouts I can think of are cycling power meters. But those are very expensive bordering on niche sports training products.

      I wonder about this. Out of the 20-some people I ride with regularly, only one person has an ANT+ accessory that isn't a power meter. Or, to put that another way, everyone who has ANT+ bits has multiple bits, of which one is a power meter. However, that is likely because of sample bias: they're all racers. But of the non-racers I know, none of them has cadence and if they have HRM they're using watch-based ones like Polar's.

      >Speaking of exotic bike stuff. I know the Di2 electronic shifters support ant+.

      DI2 supports a shimano-proprietary version of ANT+, apparently: http://bike.shimano.com/publis...
      We have access to ANT+ hardware at work, since we make it, and we haven't managed to talk to my coworker's DA Di2 yet. It raises some interesting possibilities, of automatic shifting (and of the team manager/coach deciding when you should start your sprint, messaging you, and managing your shifting. Very Triplets-of-Belleville.)

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    17. Re:What I think would be most useful by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the glance at the notification is not the interruption, however it does show that you are prepared (and, in a way, planning) to interrupt the meeting.

      Besides, how often does it really happen to you that your wife takes the kid to hospital? Just be realistic here. Hasn't happened to me in eight years of having a kid. If it's really that important a message they can call someone at the company, and you can concentrate on the meeting instead of looking for messages all the time.

    18. Re:What I think would be most useful by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I nominate: 3a) discreetly getting notifications during meetings. Did no one else catch the part about its buzzer being inaudible?

      The first killer app for the Apple watch will be two-way Morse-code base communication using the buzzer, for discreet Googling of the answers during tests. (of course, mastering this technique will actually require more work than just learning the test material, but that won't stop anybody)

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    19. Re:What I think would be most useful by Splab · · Score: 1

      That's fine and dandy, except the equipment I'm using is Ant+; so yeah, in a few years when the fitness centers have recouped their investments and the next generation(s) of equipment is out, then perhaps BLE is the way forward.

      The problem with the bluetooth version is it sucks in environments where you have a lot of people using HR devices, on top of that, it's problematic in environment where you have a lot of people who are not using the same equipment every time. Pairing bluetooth vs. ant+ is annoying and cumbersome. And then theres the ability to transmit information, ant+ support vastly more simultaneous channels compared to BLE, so I'm actually a bit confused as to why you think we are going away from it and why you think it's a good thing (other than battery)...

  8. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An FPM meter. ;)

    1. Re:Heh by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

  9. None, seriously, none. by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wake me up when a smartwatch is a standalone device that does everything my Nexus 5 does now with decent battery life and an affordable pricetag. We're making progress, sure, but nowhere near primetime.

    1. Re:None, seriously, none. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about a flexible screen that is 5" that folds up to a watch form factor. Then when you want it, it unfolds into something useful.

    2. Re:None, seriously, none. by boristdog · · Score: 1

      My Nexus 5 doesn't have to be recharged every 12 hours as I've heard these "smart" watches do, so +1 for the Nexus 5.

    3. Re:None, seriously, none. by neiras · · Score: 1

      How about a flexible screen that is 5" that folds up to a watch form factor. Then when you want it, it unfolds into something useful.

      Nah, that would be silly. Creases in my display? No thanks. Flexible devices sound cool until you actually consider how they would work and how they might break.

      Needless engineering complexity for no real purpose, sort of like Samsung's stupid flexible TV.

    4. Re:None, seriously, none. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These smart watches are utterly useless today, but there's a good chance that wearable tech will be a huge thing in a couple of years, so everyone is busy digging their patent trenches for the upcoming battle.

    5. Re:None, seriously, none. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you want a Citrix client for your watch. That being said, I'm not really sure why anyone would want the client for their smart phone, either.

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    6. Re:None, seriously, none. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My watch tells me the time and date. It all I need from a watch. It's all I want from a watch. My current watch cost me $60 at Costco 14 years ago. Very happy with its performance.

    7. Re:None, seriously, none. by Salgat · · Score: 1

      I disagree here. The biggest issues with phones is that you have to shut off the screen and put it back into your pocket every time you use it. A smartwatch that removes the need for all this could be a very convenient innovation; especially if the screen can dynamically expand to your needs. Obviously today's technology is still very basic for flexible (OLED) screens, but maybe in the future we will have something that works much better.

    8. Re:None, seriously, none. by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

      Only if it could slit my wrist like slap bracelets could.

    9. Re:None, seriously, none. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it could slit my wrist like slap bracelets could.

      Really? You need an app for that? There's only one thing to remember: It's down the road, not across the street!

    10. Re:None, seriously, none. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I still wear a Casio Data Bank 150 watch. It is old school, but useful to me since I don't use a PDA and phone. I just need a smartwatch with basic features that do not require a mobile phone: Calendar/Scheduler, phone directory, calculator, etc.

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    11. Re:None, seriously, none. by Eythian · · Score: 1

      My smartwatch doesn't have to be charged every day like my Nexus 4 does, it lasts for a week on a single charge. So +1 for the smartwatch.

    12. Re:None, seriously, none. by neiras · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying. I just think if we ever end up with a wrist-worn device that needs a display bigger than itself, we're going to have some sort of projection trick going on along with gesture recognition rather than a physical expandable screen.

      You know, tilt your watch toward you and "see" a larger "screen" hovering over it. Interact with controls by "tapping" them, tracked by depth cameras in the watch. focused puffs of air for tactile feedback maybe.

      Seems out there, but given the hurdles materials science needs to get over to give us durable foldable flexible displays that will survive the beating they will take on our wrists, I bet we're looking at about the same timeline. Say, 30 years or so, assuming no nuclear war or worldwide economic collapse.

  10. The Measure of Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will be reduced to a series of numbers.

    You will find these numbers matter to you.

    You will want to increase, decrease or maintain these numbers.

    Keep your eyes on the numbers.

    These numbers matter.

    Nothing else matters.

    1. Re: The Measure of Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, bank account balance would be useful.

    2. Re: The Measure of Man by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Also number of Twitter followers and Facebook friends.

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    3. Re:The Measure of Man by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Nothing else matters.

      Except posting at /.

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    4. Re: The Measure of Man by Shoten · · Score: 1

      So, bank account balance would be useful.

      Yes. Especially if you're male and dating.

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    5. Re:The Measure of Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a countdown?

  11. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by juanfgs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ahh I see you are using the new iNutjob app.

  12. I don't even wear watches by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    But... I suppose something like Life360 would kinda cool, or someway to track your kids if you're at a large park and want to keep tabs on where they are in case they get lost .. or worse.

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    1. Re:I don't even wear watches by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      i have a wrist watch, but my motorcycle wears it for me

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  13. I've seen one in use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've seen one in use. The only thing he did on it was try to take a phone call. It kinda worked, but it cut out. (We couldn't figure out if it was the watch or the phone that it was tethered to) Looking at texts and playing music, the basic things are probably the only things most people would use on one.
    I can't see playing a game more complex than simon on it.

    1. Re:I've seen one in use... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Looking at texts and playing music, the basic things are probably the only things most people would use on one.

      Yep, and for those tasks a smartphone is sufficient already. We have to imagine apps that would explicitly benefit from the smartwatch characteristics over smartphone's.

  14. watches are pretty great by BenVis · · Score: 2

    I have a pebble, and I don't really use any apps on it at all. But I love it. I pretty much never miss a call or text because my watch vibrates when that happens. Before the pebble, I would rarely notice if my phone was vibrating. Also, I find that glancing at my watch is less obtrusive than pulling out my phone, whether I'm checking who a text/call is from or just checking the time.

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    1. Re:watches are pretty great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about something like this:

      http://www.hammacher.com/Product/84615?cm_cat=ProductSEM&cm_pla=AdWordsPLA&source=PRODSEM&gclid=CIDgwPqF18ACFVJo7Aod7B0ALw

  15. I have Pebble Steel by xclay · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can swim (not scuba dive) with it, and the battery lasts more than 3 days. Various notification features are the most useful for me, and the ability to create my own watchface without much difficulty (I'm a programmer). I'd take Moto 360, LG G Watch R, and even Apple Watch more seriously if they could beat the battery life of Pebble, and get at least IP69 rating.

    1. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any momentum for Pebble's app ecosystem evaporated with Apple's watch. You can bet Google and Microsoft will not sit idly by as the "smart watch" buzz increases. With developers focusing on Apple (and soon Google and Microsoft), the Pebble platform will evaporate, too.

    2. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I get 7+ days with mine. Try a watch face that doesn't update every second -- just every minute.

      The Pebble is cheaper and lasts longer without needing to juice up than any of the other options available. And looks decent for casual wear (for those who care). Unless you have really really small wrists and hands (and I mean REALLY small).

      While ~$150 was pricy for me and I'm unsure I'd buy it again given the opportunity, That said, I'm hooked on notifications. I find that JUST for notifications I'm keeping my phone in my pocket far more often now. I really thought I was done with watches. Haven't worn one in 15 years.

      With regards of "two way" communication, I really don't see a need for "two way" (like SMS reply) if it's going to be a battery killer. Unless you can make using such a small device easier than taking your phone out and using that, it's pointless. It's the notifications that make the difference.

    3. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take Moto 360, LG G Watch R, and even Apple Watch more seriously if they could beat the battery life of Pebble, and get at least IP69 rating.

      At least IP69 rating? Apart from IP69 being the highest rating around, it is defined as able to withstand Powerful high temperature water jets. Chances are your wrist will give in before the watch does...

    4. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      i get 7 days on mine without notifications (i am using it as a watch with some offline apps). What watch face do you use?

    5. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Jhon · · Score: 1

      It's called "Modern". it's an analog face with Weekday, date and "current" temp (by current, usually within an hour of current time). I turned of the "second" hand and it works nice. I also have backlight set to "auto" -- so if it's bright, it wont activate.

      Notifications are all SMS (not a heavy text user, so MAYBE 5 per day -- but could be 20+ if something snaps at work). Work email (fairly busy) and phone calls. I charge it every friday night before bed. Over the last 2 or 3 months I've gotten just 2 "low battery" warnings (20%) -- and those were when I forgot attach the charger (got that notice on Sunday -- 9 days). I don't push personal email unless it's from any one of 3 family members.

      I SOMETIMES switch to a doctor who face ("The 12 Doctors" (with 8.30-9 being the War Doctor). It's very simple and has one animation every hour. K9 or some other character will fly across the screen and present the NEXT doctor. Also have two "weather" centric faces that I'll switch to for a quick check, but I always go back to "Modern".

      Lastly I have one app -- an MTG life counter (my son found my cards in the garage a few years ago and got hooked).

    6. Re:I have Pebble Steel by xclay · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the method of testing (using water jets) for IPx9 rating, but practically, it just means you can go diving or swim deep without worrying about your watch.

    7. Re:I have Pebble Steel by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      My kicker with the Pebble is that it can only do one thing at a time. I want a time watch-face up, and I want a fitness tracker in the background, for example.

    8. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I *THINK* they have a fitness tracker app that ALSO tells the time. It's backwards, but it might fit your needs.

      Multitasking would probably be a battery killer. So would color. And sound. and REALLY long vibrating notifications.

    9. Re:I have Pebble Steel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my Pebble Steel - the things that would make it even greater are:
      * support Bluetooth 4 ibeacon mode (the watch acts as the transmitter, even without a paired phone)
      * add a couple more sensors (maybe pulse-rate, and a compass)
      * make it fully open-source, so we can hack the firmware of the device.

  16. None by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate wearing watches and certainly cannot imagine an app that would make me reconsider.

    1. Re:None by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      I hate wearing watches and certainly cannot imagine an app that would make me reconsider.

      How about wrist porn?

    2. Re:None by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah but then your eyes couldn't follow the display fast enough.

    3. Re:None by Barny · · Score: 1

      Yeah... considering how many overweight people will be buying them, that haven't seen their junk in years, I don't think they are going to do all that great for this use.

      Not to mention you will get motion sick trying to focus on a moving image...

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    4. Re:None by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      OMG.. dammit, I can't mod you funny because I've already posted here.

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    5. Re:None by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the OP beats with all the energy of a sloth on 'ludes... :P

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    6. Re:None by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I stopped buying watches when my phone was small enough to carry in a pocket at all times. Motorola StarTac I believe was the clincher.

      For me in modern times, watches are more about looking the part at a meeting or conference (I.E. when I absolutely had to wear a suit).

      Before being gifted a Seiko Kinietic watch a year ago, I had a near decade old battery powered Citizen that the battery had died in years ago. It was only there for looks.

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    7. Re:None by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  17. Apple Watch app by __aahgmr7717 · · Score: 1

    Golf would be my choice.
    Show me how far I am from the next hole.

    1. Re:Apple Watch app by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Golf would be my choice.
      Show me how far I am from the next hole.

      Show me how far I am from the nineteeth hole.

      FTFY

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    2. Re:Apple Watch app by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Golf would be my choice.
      Show me how far I am from the next hole.

      Ok, do you want the result in:
      1) yards
      2) meters
      3) Libraries of Congress
      4) Strokes
      ?

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    3. Re:Apple Watch app by __aahgmr7717 · · Score: 1

      How about some technical comments, umh?
      Does the watch have GPS (a necessary requirement)
      or any other way of determining the location of the wearer?

      There are quite a few (SkyGolf for one) that provide this functionality.
      Just wondering if Apple can compete in that market.

  18. A Watch? What's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's a watch and why would I want one? I mean, why do I need to wear something on my wrist when I have a perfectly good smartphone fully loaded with every application I want? I can browse the web, read books, do all sorts of things.

    1. Re:A Watch? What's that? by praxis · · Score: 2

      What's a watch and why would I want one? I mean, why do I need to wear something on my wrist when I have a perfectly good smartphone fully loaded with every application I want? I can browse the web, read books, do all sorts of things.

      In many social situations (perhaps you don't often find yourself in these sorts of situations) it is more acceptable to glance at your wrist than to pull out a phone and start fiddling with it. For example, a business meeting, a dinner party or the symphony.

      In many sporting situations (perhaps you don't often find yourself in these sorts of situations) it is more convenient to glance at your wrist than to break rhythm to pull out a phone and start fiddling with it. For example, while running, playing tennis or rowing.

      I see a few issues here for smart watch makers.

      First, people who understand the above situations already have at least one watch. Getting those people to give up something they already know and have probably grown fond of over many years--perhaps decades--for something new, unproven and requiring a battery will be difficult. With the personalization that Apple is targeting they seem to understand and are attempting to address at least one major hurdle: style. How well, we will see.

      Second, current watches are either purely mechanical or sip from a tiny battery that lasts years. We can ballpark from physical size and capabilities that an Apple Watch will require frequent charging. If Apple has made a breakthrough of some sort, they were conspicuously mum about it yesterday. People enjoying watches today will have to adjust their long-learned expectations, even if they do get more features from their new energy-hungry watches. How well, we will see.

      That leaves us with the current watch-less people such as yourself. Today, they don't find any of my above situations relevant--or they would be wearing a watch. For them, digging out a phone from a pocket might be more compelling than buying a new device they're not accustomed to. Perhaps the new features such as biometrics will sway them to buy a new device. How well, we will see.

  19. The war hasn't started by jeffmeden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not until the health/life insurance companies start offering incentives to wear and heed a smartwatch's fitness advice. Given the recent findings correlating sitting for extended periods with poor health outcomes (even for those that exercise and have an otherwise "fit" life) , a smartwatch that guided the user to the right level of daily activity could significantly reduce their risk of many chronic diseases later in life and thereby reduce the cost profile for insurers.

    1. Re:The war hasn't started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some are already offering money for using a Fitbit and improving health, so it's not impossible.

    2. Re:The war hasn't started by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Not until the health/life insurance companies start offering incentives to wear and heed a smartwatch's fitness advice.

      My work-provided health insurance currently does this, reducing premiums for people who use such devices and provide the collected data to them. Nonetheless, that's not nearly enough incentive for me to go along with it.

    3. Re:The war hasn't started by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Said watch could be permanently attached and legally mandated.

      'Everybody belongs to everyone else' as the saying goes.

      (also: 'a gram is better than a damn')

    4. Re:The war hasn't started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're on an Exchange plan or Medicaid. I don't think those plans are allowed to do that kind of thing. It's all fixed rates and stuff AFAIK. You're probably going to sneer and say that people on those plans won't be buying this stuff. Au contraire, I see plenty of people that don't make much money but "have to have it".

    5. Re:The war hasn't started by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      So you wouldn't use a device that helps you avoid unhealthy behavior, just out of spite against the insurance companies?

      --
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    6. Re:The war hasn't started by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      So you wouldn't use a device that helps you avoid unhealthy behavior, just out of spite against the insurance companies?

      Sure I would (I do already, actually, regardless of financial incentives) but this isn't about me.

    7. Re:The war hasn't started by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Not until the health/life insurance companies start offering incentives to wear and heed a smartwatch's fitness advice.

      My work-provided health insurance currently does this, reducing premiums for people who use such devices and provide the collected data to them. Nonetheless, that's not nearly enough incentive for me to go along with it.

      I can't wear them while I train BJJ. The only reason I was interested in doing that was to try to get an idea just how much energy I consume when I train. Alas the tech is not rigorous enough to deal with hard training.

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  20. Must-have features by gaspyy · · Score: 3, Informative

    My watch is a Tissot PRC200 Automatic. Not a very expensive watch, but it would take some effort from a company to make me take it off my wrist.

    To even consider a smart watch, it would need to have:
    - a classy, attractive design (nothing convinced me so far, the LG G Watch R is the closest to something I'd use but still feels cheap; Apple watch looks too much like a gadget)
    - a smaller size. I don't have a big wrist, my watch has 42mm diameter, anything larger looks bad on my wrist.
    - much longer battery life. Current smart watches get 12-24 hours. I don't want a watch I must charge every night.

    Get these right and then we can talk about software.

    1. Re:Must-have features by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2

      "Apple watch looks too much like a gadget"

      That certainly wasn't my reaction. I thought it was as beautiful as a really high end watch. I'll be getting one.

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    2. Re:Must-have features by _anomaly_ · · Score: 1

      With the right watchface, the Pebble Steel might meet your listed criteria. I just have the original Pebble, but think it's great at $150 (with the Steel version going for $249).

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      "I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
    3. Re:Must-have features by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I am in a similar boat. I have a nice reliable watch that while originally was inexpensive (probably US tax payer subsidized) is a very good watch. It is simple, durable, and while all mechanical and almost 50 years old still runs about +/- 1 second a day and has a power reserve of about 42 hours. It is smaller than yours (34mm) and even less flashy but I did replace the original nylon band with a non shiny brown leather one that looks a little nicer. It tell time, looks nice but not gaudy or cheap, and isn't intrusive.

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      Time to offend someone
    4. Re:Must-have features by nabsltd · · Score: 2

      My watch is a Tissot PRC200 Automatic. Not a very expensive watch

      At US$600, it's also not "cheap".

      But, you do make a good point in that people who already wear watches tend to like the style they have, and won't trade that for smart watch functionality. And, that people who wouldn't mind spending $350 on a smart watch likely already have a watch at least that expensive that they won't give up.

    5. Re:Must-have features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My watch is a Tissot PRC200 Automatic. Not a very expensive watch...

      I'd hate to see what you think an expensive watch is. Anyhow, I haven't worn a watch in 15 years (aka: since my first cell-phone), and it would take considerable effort from a company to ever make me want to wear one again.

    6. Re:Must-have features by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Who says give up? Lots of people are into watches and will trade out from time to time. No pun intended.

      Also, the Apple watch is cheap if you were already thinking about getting a FitBit since it has that functionality built in.

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    7. Re:Must-have features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell that you're a shill... not because you call it beautiful, but because you are trying to convince us that this is a high-end watch. Please. Real high-end watches start from $1000. Calling this a high-end watch is just marketing bullshit.

    8. Re:Must-have features by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      And we can tell you're a Hateboi. I don't have a use for a 5.5" phone, it's too big....but I go didn't around whining that the Galaxy (and now the 6 Plus) was a crappy product because it didn't meet my personal preferences.

      I just didn't buy one. Try it sometime.

    9. Re:Must-have features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anon so I don't seem like I'm gloating, but I own this watch: http://timepiece.com/breitling...

      and that's an entry level watch for fine watches. $15-25,000 is relatively common.

      http://timepiece.com/breitling...

    10. Re:Must-have features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like a cheap gimmick. There is no beauty from a device as designed by Fischer Price.

    11. Re:Must-have features by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1
      It's been fun to watch the reaction to smartwatches over at Hodinkee - 'high-end' watch fans will have a hard time taking ANYTHING that costs less than a grand seriously, and most people who wear a high-end watch certainly aren't doing it for the functionality of the perpetual calendar or the accuracy of the tourbillion movement.

      I have my own issues with the iWatch, but while I will call the design clean and modern, I certainly won't call it beautiful.

      --
      Physics is nothing like religion. If it was, we'd have an easier time trying to raise money!
    12. Re:Must-have features by mjwx · · Score: 1

      "Apple watch looks too much like a gadget"

      That certainly wasn't my reaction. I thought it was as beautiful as a really high end watch. I'll be getting one.

      You should have gone to Spec Savers.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    13. Re:Must-have features by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Let me help you out by quoting myself:

      "...as beautiful as a really high end watch."

      Now let me help you out further by pointing out that I did not call it a high end watch. I normally wear a high end watch and I still want an Apple watch.

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  21. I'm not sold yet.... by GoJays · · Score: 5, Informative

    Currently I see no reason to have a smartwatch, it just seems like an expensive watch that relays notifications from my phone. I have no problem reaching into my pocket to grab my phone when needed. Everything these smartwatches can do, my phone can already do and usually better. This to me just seems like having a pager and a cell phone years ago, is it really necessary? I do see the potential for these devices, I just don't think they are there yet.

    1. Re:I'm not sold yet.... by eepok · · Score: 1

      No one NEEDS a smartphone either. People WANT and LIKE smartphones because it allows them to be less foresightful than before.

    2. Re:I'm not sold yet.... by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 1

      I've had the Gear 2 for a couple of months now and while I still have to carry the phone around in my pocket, I like how the watch buzzes when I get an email/text/call. Instead of frantically digging into my pocket to check an email, the subject pops up on my wrist and I continue on with my day. I'm an early adopter nerd, so I honestly haven't worn the Gear 2 in a month or so. It was cool for a couple of weeks tracking steps and heart rate, but I'm not a huge watch-wearer anyway, so the watch sits on a desk plugged in. A cool thing is when you use the step tracker and/or camera, it automatically syncs when you get back in bluetooth range with the phone.

    3. Re:I'm not sold yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This to me just seems like having a pager and a cell phone years ago

      When this was popular, I believe cell phones and their minutes were very expensive, but pagers were not. So if you mostly received pages with only an occasional need to make a call, it made sense.

    4. Re:I'm not sold yet.... by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      These things are expensive toys. You could make the same argument for smartphones in general. Everything my smartphone can do my PC or dumbphone can already do and usually better. It's not necessary, but it's a nice step forward in the new generation of smart devices.

  22. Prison Planet / panoptonomnomnomicon by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    We already have this functionality, we just don't like to publicize it.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Prison Planet / panoptonomnomnomicon by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You'd look pretty silly trying to contort yourself in order to read the time or do a google search on an ankle monitor.

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      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    2. Re:Prison Planet / panoptonomnomnomicon by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      You'd look pretty silly trying to contort yourself in order to read the time or do a google search on an ankle monitor.

      I don't think I need to remind you that there are people who—as I type this—are downloading video of somebody else contorting themselves into just such a position, silly-looking or not.

      So, such a device would aid in creation of "plot" for these videos.

    3. Re:Prison Planet / panoptonomnomnomicon by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, Rule 34 is always in play.

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      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  23. Nothing by MpVpRb · · Score: 2

    They are just too tiny

    I would have to carry a magnifier with me

    1. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to carry a magnifier with me

      There's an app for that!

      Seriously though, watches should be 90% voice/sound interactive.

    2. Re:Nothing by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      "watches should be 90% voice/sound interactive"... Combined with a finger ring/earpiece. Holding your hand up to your ear is a very natural, intuitive way to have a phone conversation.

    3. Re:Nothing by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      There's an app for that!

      Seriously though, watches should be 90% voice/sound interactive.

      "No" times a million! I like being able to look at my watch to know things. I don't want people around me to hear me using my watch. Also, I think Pebble and the like have done a great thing by replacing the traditional "beep" with a vibrate. Now even my alarm is (relatively) quiet.

  24. Very skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Smart watches have tried and failed for 20 years. Hell, Seiko had a watch in the 80's that was a full blown data terminal. There were other models that you could click into a keyboard for data entry. And there have even been watches that ran BASIC programs. There was a watch-sized Palm PDA and there were a couple of Linux watches around 2000.

    They all suffer the same problems. Here's what it will take:
    A long battery life. Weeks not hours.
    A low price. $20 not $300.
    Waterproof to a reasonable depth, say 20 feet.
    A good UI. This may actually be impossible given the form factor. (A watch is a passive device for the most part. A smart watch should be mostly passive as well. Everything is visible at a glance. The UI needs to encompass this.)

    1. Re:Very skeptical by mlts · · Score: 1

      People said similar about cell phones when the iPhone showed up and changed the form factor of preference from a flip phone to a smartphone. Before that, smartphones were for corporate execs or geeks. Further back, MP3 players were considered geek stuff, too esoteric to use by the mainstream person who was content with a CD Walkman. Apple changed that.

      I will be genuinely surprised if I don't see a resurgence of watch wearing due to the iWatch. The Android watches are made out of cheap plastic, while Apple's offering is made out of decent materials and has a better fit/finish. It will attract the bling conscious, and once a rapper starts wearing one, everyone will.

      The thing is that watches are pure luxury items now. If someone needs to keep time, even the cheapest burner phone has a clock on it. So, I wouldn't be surprised that they will wind up a status symbol.

      Disclaimer: I own zero Apple stock. Just knowing that people are trendy, and Apple has already lead at least three major changes in devices so far, the most recent was the killing of the entire netbook market for iPads.

      Of course, I may be entirely wrong about this, but IMHO, I think the iWatch will have a market.

    2. Re:Very skeptical by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      My watch has a clock app and a slide-rule app, long battery life (3+ years), water proof to 200m (657 ft), and a user interface proven to work well over the centuries. Only thing that doesn't match your requirements is price is around 200 dollars. It's kinda hard to install new apps too.

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      Stupidity is an equal opportunity striker.
      Fellow slashdotter Bill Dog
    3. Re:Very skeptical by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised that they will wind up a status symbol.

      I would. Apple's cache as a status brand is falling fast as near as I can tell (judging by the increasing number of people I encounter who seem embarrassed by their use of an iPhone.)

    4. Re:Very skeptical by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Bookmarking both of these posts, coming back in a couple of years. Time well tell, but the GP is probably right.

  25. Call be pessimist but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I ever get one, first app will probably be some sort of adblock.

  26. None? by frikken+lazerz · · Score: 0

    I don't want yet another device to carry around. I replaced my digital camera, PDA, mp3 player, etc. with ny smartphone. I don't want to go back to the days of having to carry around multiple tech products. Same goes for why I don't have a tablet. My smartphonw might not do everything as well as the individual specialized products, but it does things well enough ans really makes up for it in convenience. So until a smartwatch can make phone calls and do everything my smartphone can do, the answer is none.

    1. Re:None? by sunderland56 · · Score: 2

      I don't want yet another device to carry around.

      Isn't the whole idea of a watch-like product the fact that you don't need to carry it? It's attached to your wrist, no need to carry it, or put it in a pocket.

    2. Re:None? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I think the watch form factor fails at this. It's still effectively "carrying" yet another device, and it's not that much more convenient than a phone.

  27. Currently? Can't see it by MyNicknameSucks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My feelings are summed up by Joseph Volpe's article at Engadget, http://www.engadget.com/2014/0...,

    As a category, it needs to replace -- needs to completely replace our need for a cellphone. Otherwise, it's just one more thing to remember to charge throughout our busy days. To date, there's nothing any of these thinly veiled, proof-of-concept, wrist-worn devices can do that the smartphone already in your hand can't.

    In my own case, I would be most likely to use one while working ... but work involves dust, steam, liquids, and 70kg kegs. It's not a good environment for something on my wrist.

  28. Clock. by digsbo · · Score: 1

    So I can tell the time, which I currently use my phone for. Oh, I still need a phone?

    1. Re:Clock. by drkim · · Score: 1

      So I can tell the time, which I currently use my phone for. Oh, I still need a phone?

      That seems to be the main issue here.

      It's not really a stand-alone 'Smart Watch' (in the way that a phone is a 'Smart Phone')

      It's more like a "peripheral for your smart phone"

  29. Vibration messaging on the Apple Watch by backslashdot · · Score: 0

    Gee, I wonder where Apple got the idea of being able to send Vibration messages. http://ask.slashdot.org/commen...
    I bet they would sue the daylights out of Samsung if THEY tried to implement anything similar.
    I guess I'll use that feature :/

    1. Re:Vibration messaging on the Apple Watch by DCstewieG · · Score: 2

      Just to confirm...you're upset that they implemented exactly the feature you wanted?

      And while I think your post was forward looking, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it wasn't the design document for the Apple Watch. And if it was, well, I'm glad they didn't take your suggestion of a lightning connector.

    2. Re:Vibration messaging on the Apple Watch by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Yeah I guess that one was kind of lame -- I wanted something that could charge the watch in 2 minutes or less while keeping the watch super thin since what I knew of the near field, whole room, or induction chargers is that they would add a few mm of thickness. I didn't exactly have the time, budget, tech vendor roadmaps, and team to sit around do nothing for a few months but kick ideas around and come up with practical ideas for a smartwatch.

  30. Discreteness by blueshift_1 · · Score: 2
    I'm not going to be an early adopter, just because I feel like they'll be more of a novelty than anything. But I really enjoy the discreteness that it could provide for meetings and just generally not looking like a douche with your face in your phone all the time. Also, I'd love to see them come out in more vintage styles (basical stainless case with a brown wrist strap).

    Naturally, the health/fitness tracking is going to be awesome - I mean a fitbit is about $100 so condensing all the other features with similar into a single piece of wearable tech makes the price look a bit more reasonable. I definitely think this is the best way to enter wearable tech since it isn't so obtrusive as glass (and other head wearables).

    In all, I think this can really be the way to start to assimilate wearable tech into society without it being rejected as due to being too extreme and different than the existing social norms.

    1. Re:Discreteness by codepigeon · · Score: 1

      not looking like a douche with your face in your phone all the time

      No, you will just be the weirdo who is constantly picking at his watch. :)

  31. just one by FudRucker · · Score: 2

    the app that tell the date and time, i want my watch to remain stupid and not connected to the internet

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    1. Re:just one by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      the app that tell the date and time, i want my watch to remain stupid and not connected to the internet

      So I guess you weren't a fan of the Casio Databank either? (I'm not saying it was ever a watch for the masses, but it sure was popular among nerds.)

  32. Non linear clock by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Since only the 'bosses' where I work haveApple phones, I propose that my idea for anon-linear clock be rolled out for 'smart' watch. Basically, just a watch/clock with the time prescaled so that during lunch hour time runs slower. The working hours compensate for this by running faster.

    It needs to be installable by a remote exploit or have somesort of compelling 'sports' theme such that the boss-fuckoffs (who waste about 50% of every meetingbullshitting about 'sportsâ) would immediately need it.

    1. Re:Non linear clock by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I propose that my idea for anon-linear clock be rolled out for 'smart' watch. Basically, just a watch/clock with the time prescaled so that during lunch hour time runs slower. The working hours compensate for this by running faster.

      Best idea ever.

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      Time to offend someone
    2. Re:Non linear clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically you're suggesting the thing that Charles Stark Draper was doing at MIT? ;-) (He used to speed up the wall clock whenever the going got tough so that they could all get some drinks.)

  33. Voice activated conversions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often need to look up conversions between metric and imperial, it would be useful to have that voice activated and on my wrist.

  34. Dubious by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    I don't wear a watch and don't want to. When I try to think of some application that would overcome my aversion to watch-wearing, I can't really think of any at all: everything I'd want to do with it would be equally (or more) convenient by using my phone directly.

    That said, here's what a watch would have to be for me to even begin to consider it: small and lightweight, look "normal" (not like a smartwatch), and the ability to effectively interact with me without me having to raise my arm or look at it. It should rely on my phone/tablet/laptop for communications and storage (no direct connection to the internet at all).

  35. is it just me... by Cardoor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or is there a hidden strategy of increasing the phone sizes of new iphones to deliberately make them unwieldy, and create a problem which can be "solved" with a smart-watch? ie, more crap to sell.

    1. Re:is it just me... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      That is actually an interesting theory.

    2. Re:is it just me... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I thought it was useless when Samsung did it, and I still think it's useless now. The only interesting benefit is for fitness tracking, which can be done with a number of smaller, less obtrusive, cheaper bands already on the market that already sync to your android or iPhone.

      On the other hand, my wife and kids saw the Samsung and were like "oooh... new shiny toy!" So... they got that going for them.... all they need is a bunch of idiots with disposable income.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    3. Re:is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just you. Everyone else was too busy bitching last time that the screen wasn't big enough. No one is going to be happy. Because we are only happy bitching. Thank you for posting this stupid response and allowing me to bitch about it.

    4. Re:is it just me... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      You can still get phones that aren't very large. Personally, I much prefer the larger-sized phones.

    5. Re:is it just me... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Not interesting as the iPhone 6 will be available in the same 4.7" form factor as the iPhone 5. The bigger screens, like the watches, are just there for people who want them.

    6. Re:is it just me... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      or is there a hidden strategy of increasing the phone sizes of new iphones to deliberately make them unwieldy, and create a problem which can be "solved" with a smart-watch? ie, more crap to sell.

      Yes, and it started about five years ago. That's when my wife and several of my other female friends began complaining that phones no longer fit in the pockets of women's clothing that isn't made by Lululemon or something. They got things like the HP Veer precisely because it was still the size of an old flipphone and managed to fit in the roughly six cubic inches that manufacturers have decided is the amount of pocket space they will provide for women's clothes below size 2. Then all those went away as everyone raced to make phones that are really tablets, so now they're buying smartwatches and keeping the cellphone in the purse or in the desk. Sure, it's a big awkward batphone, especially on someone who's a size zero, but it's a lot less ginormous than any cellphone you can buy in the US, as far as we can tell. (If anyone can suggest a cellphone that's roughly the size of a Veer but is still supported, I'd love to know about it.)

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    7. Re:is it just me... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that is it. Even a small phone tends to be in your pocket all the time.

      The point of the smartwatch is that instead of having your phone vibrate to tell you to take it out of your pocket, turn it on, and navigate to a message, you can instead just look down at your wrist and see the message without touching anything.

      If I got a lot of notifications at a time I wasn't already in front of my PC it would make sense. The problem is that 99% of the time the notification is just going to be something I could see in another browser tab on the PC I already have open in front of me. If I still worked in an office where I had a meeting every hour in a different conference room maybe having my calendar on my watch might be useful, but I just phone into all my meetings now. I feel like the smart watch is solving a problem that has already been solved in other ways.

    8. Re:is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I am waiting for the Apple Watch let's see what is new in that? http://www.mobileswar.com http://www.idroidspace.com http://www.utorrentfreedownloads.com http://www.hotmailloginsign-up.com

    9. Re:is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. The compulsive-Slashdot-checker app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any new posts?

    Another use would be an IFTT app, where I would use IFTT to send event notifications to the watch.

  37. Voice Translator by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    Nog sade

  38. Dead man switch for a bomb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I am a terrorist.

  39. None by vjlen · · Score: 2

    I stopped buying watches when my phone was small enough to carry in a pocket at all times. Motorola StarTac I believe was the clincher.

  40. Phone requirement by Himmy32 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the things on a watch that someone would want can also be handled on a phone. Add to this that most of those things are things that require cell/data signal, so you are required to carry your phone. The inconvenience of sticking your hand into your pocket to look at a larger screen generally doesn't top the inconvenience of having to have a device strapped to your body that you have to take off to charge all the time and have to pay several hundred dollars for.

    This is the same thing people have seen with bluetooth ear pieces. They are really nice for a small percentage of the time, but not enough to capitalize for the majority of the market.

    The another problem with watches is size. You have to competing design constraints. People want small and light and durable on their wrist. Versus large screen size for reading what was sent.

    Lastly many people don't want to be that connected. They want to be able to ignore the notifications every 5 seconds that someone posted a new tweet or your grandma sent you a hilarious forward. You eventually want to see them, when you can have the time to stick your hand into your pocket. But it can generally wait 2 seconds for that to happen.

    1. Re:Phone requirement by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      This is the same thing people have seen with bluetooth ear pieces. They are really nice for a small percentage of the time, but not enough to capitalize for the majority of the market.

      But bluetooth headsets do what they are intended for very well...they have long battery life (days at a minimum, weeks for many models) and allow you to perform any audio interaction with your phone that you might need without having to remove your phone from its storage.

      A smart watch can't do audio interactions any better than the phone, and the display doesn't provide enough extra utility (texts can be listened to via text-to-speech over a bluetooth headset) until some "killer app" is written for it. In addition, most bluetooth headsets require little to no extra software on the phone, but apps that utilize a smart watch will have to have code that specifically handles the smart watch interface.

    2. Re:Phone requirement by Himmy32 · · Score: 1

      The point that I was trying to make wasn't a point against headsets. It was that they perform their intended purpose well, but you don't see most end users with them. Headset just cutout one piece, holding the device in your hand while doing audio tasks.

      Likewise some of the watches are very similar, some units have impressive battery lives and allow you to do GPS/accelerometer or visual tasks that require viewing only.

      In the end, your point rings true. What "killer app" is would be more convenient on a tiny screen strapped to you with little input capabilities rather than the multifunctional device you have to will also have to carry in your pocket that has already been done (notifications/fitness)? That's the answer the OP's looking for and I think the collective answer is "I can't think of one".

    3. Re:Phone requirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You basically touched on everything that I think is wrong with smart watches! I am starting to look for ways to be less distracted. I've even though about turning off push notifications and just going with once every 30 minutes. It breaks my concentration when I get an email and look to see that someone lost their keys in the parking lot.

      Anything more urgent than 30 minutes, and somebody is going come by my desk or give me a call...

      Like everyone has been saying, this seems to be a solution looking for a problem.

      Also, I think the watches are still just too damn thick to really be practical. The iWatch? looks like someone strapped a computer to their wrist, not like a watch that has some more smarts to it.

    4. Re:Phone requirement by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      The all-things-to-all people fallacy. When car shopping, do you ignore the sedan because it doesn't have the towing capacity of the truck? Do you ignore the truck because it doesn't have the passenger capacity of a full-sized van? Do you ignore the van because it gets worse gas millage and is harder to park than the sedan?

      If the iWatch isn't worth it to you.....don't buy one. Zombie Steve isn't holding a gun to anyone's head.

  41. But I don't even have a "normal" watch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who wants LESS electronics attached to my person?

  42. I don't know... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    It might be nice to be able to just look at my wrist to check the time, rather than always having to yank out my cell phone.

  43. For fitness? Really? by gfxguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, my doubts about wanting one were put to rest when I learned of the health-related features. Smartwatches will be able to track your movements and pulse rate, calculate how many calories you burn, and coach you continuously to improve your fitness.

    You mean like fitbit, polaris, and other brands have been doing for years now? I guess it's news when Apple does it.

    My wife has a polaris band she can combine with an accurate chest strap heart rate monitor, they sync together via bluetooth and her phone to track progress.... all without needing some big clunky, ugly "watch," or the premium cost for Apple products.

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  44. Needs a tiny joypad by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    I think smartwatches need a tiny joypad that can be clicked in as an extra button, kind of like old cell phones had. This would greatly expand the potential for video games, since you can't do much on a tiny touchscreen.

    1. Re:Needs a tiny joypad by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      You mean like if someone took the crown off of a mechanical watch and turned it into a controller? :)

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  45. The war that no one wanted by bazorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could see dropping 100 bucks, maybe, on something that tracks health telemetry, but honestly? It'd probably have to be a gift before I got it.

    One thing I haven't read thus far about the smartwatch situation is that Motorola, Apple, Samsung, etc. are new entrants to an area where Polar, Suunto, Garmin and a few others have already been building this sort of equipment for a long time. These guys have build watches with heart rate and other sensors with varying degrees of ruggedness, specifically for the purpose of surviving sports use. Spending ã100-ã300 for a device that needs daily charging, in a shell that can't go into the sauna, sea and mud just for the sake of having 1000 apps (at ã0.99 each) instead of 10 functions built-in is not that compelling until SPECTACULAR apps turn up.

    This article comes at a great time, because heart rate and GPS as apps aren't that convincing IMHO. Maybe a fart-rate app is what the world needs.

  46. A Truely "Killer" App by ReverendLoki · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll be happy when I can use it to detonate those remote mines that I set.

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    1. Re:A Truely "Killer" App by imac.usr · · Score: 1

      "Still press here, do I?"

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  47. I don't wear a watch, but... by unfortunateson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it could monitor blood sugar without stabbing you for blood, it'd be a great tool for diabetics (not a category I need it for)
    If it can somehow monitor whether I've fallen asleep and beep/vibrate (and stab you for blood?), it'd be great while driving, or other dull work

    Black hatting: Read every RFID/NFC object I pass my wrist near.

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    1. Re:I don't wear a watch, but... by sergueyz · · Score: 1

      Russian railroads employed such bracelets for at least ten years, I squeezed hand of one of developers behind those watches.

      Here's video, in Russian, sorry.

      The sensor measures electrical resistance of skin and system as a whole can infer several important vital and mental characteristics.

  48. Emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will it run emacs?

  49. Crickets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd use it to play a cricket's mating call whenever I show somebody my smartwatch and they ask me what I use it for.

  50. No Need by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    an Apple rep looking to build more hype

    Apple doesn't do that, they have no need. The tech press does that for them... you seriously think a post on Slashdot moves the needle either way on AppleWatch hype?

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    1. Re:No Need by zephvark · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. Slashdot hasn't been a tech site for years. These days, it's mostly irrelevant rewarmed posts that everyone saw somewhere else two days ago.

    2. Re:No Need by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't do that, they have no need.

      In this case they might have a need. There are only so many needless gimmicks that even the most fanatic Apple fanboys are willing to buy, although clever marketing has been said to be able to turn a pile of shit into gold.

      We'll see.

    3. Re:No Need by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      There are only so many needless gimmicks that even the most fanatic Apple fanboys are willing to buy

      Showing once again the utter ignorance of Slashdot posters I see, it's not going to be Apple fanatics buying them (or at least mostly not).

      Too bad you'll never understand what real people do or want.

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    4. Re:No Need by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      So, you mean... nobody all will be buying them? Yeah, I hope so too.

    5. Re:No Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you'll never understand what real people do or want.

      Fashion, and Apple is fashionable right now. Though even in the smartphone area they are waning in popularity which was inevitable, the most common smartphone around is the iPhone and being the common baseline is not fashionable especially when your product launches become simply iterative.

      That's the pattern with Apple anyway, new product category means old ones fall simply to maintenance mode (Macbooks just get iterative updates, iPods just get iterative updates, iPhones have recently fallen back to just having iterative updates).

    6. Re: No Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares if it was on some other site 2 days ago. Articles rarely consider all the angles. That's were discussion comes in, but few other websites can hold a candle to Slashdot when it comes to insightful discussion

  51. Count me out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until we get a law passed that all health-related data collected from any source is granted the same protections as your medical records, and cannot be collected by anyone without your consent and/or knowledge. This data is a treasure trove of "unhealthy user" proof that the health insurance companies would use to jack your rates up. This is the same reason I refuse to use the Snapshot thing from Progressive - they don't use it to lower rates, they use it as proof to increase your rate.

  52. Skydiving apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skydiving may be a niche sport, but it's also at times a sport that relies on many gadgets.
    As a skydiver, I could see uses for the following:
    A barometric altimeter, possibly GPS-aided. Pure GPS would probably be too slow or unreliable.
    GPS or compass - maybe just a simple indicator pointing to the landing zone.
    Remote control/remove viewfinder for helmet cameras (GoPro and Contour cameras can be controlled via smartphone apps through BT/WiFi).
    Some way to visualize winds aloft, from prognosis or from measurements (the latter may not be straightforward to implement).
    Data logger (vertical speed, horizontal speed, GPS positions, etc)
    GPS-derived glide slope signals for tracking and wingsuiting, vertical speed signals for speed skydiving, possibly other functions where a vibrating signal tells you some current parameter of the jump.
    "Dytter" functions, but with vibration signals rather than audible signals. A dytter is mounted in the helmet and beeps different sequences at different altitudes. I can see buzzing different patterns at different altitudes being helpful. They (the experts in stress management that lecture in many of our courses) say that hearing is one of the first things to go in a stressful situation. Could a vibrating warning increase situational awareness in those cases? I think it's worth finding out.
    Some sort of proximity warning below a set altitute could be useful in certain situstions, but then everyone would need to carry an enabled watch or smartphone with them.
    Wind+altitude+distance+canopy-derived warnings, telling you when you're about to leave the area you must be in for landing at the drop zone.
    Exit separation calculator+counter (or just a stop watch)
    GPS-based aircraft exit spot

    1. Re:Skydiving apps by drkim · · Score: 1

      Skydiving may be a niche sport, but it's also at times a sport that relies on many gadgets.
      As a skydiver, I could see uses for the following:
      A barometric altimeter...

      This could be hilarious:

      "I wonder if it's time to pop the chute yet?"
      [Checks watch]
      "Damn beachball! Come on! Maybe I need to rebo..."
      [Splat!]

  53. None, because the primary problem solved is ... by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    For Apple and not for the consumer.

    Basically the iPhone is like DSLRs these days. Once you have one there's really no reason to upgrade generationally because they're THAT good. So what can Apple do? Well, sell you something for your iPhone.

    So, it solves a problem for Apple. What critical-path problem does it solve for consumers? Well, you don't have to fish your phone from your pocket to see who's calling. That's a bit of an issue for those of us who live where we have winter but it's not a really, really do-or-die feature. So, really it's following the delude-yourself-into-thinking-this-will-make-you-lose-weight item like 99 per cent of the sports equipment out there.

    Look, you'll either go running or you won't. You'll either play sports or you won't. It's a bit like saying you'd take up drawing if you had the right pencil.

    I've not doubt that Apple will sell a lot of them but really it's a solution in search of a problem for consumers.

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    1. Re:None, because the primary problem solved is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I've not doubt that Apple will sell a lot of them but really it's a solution in search of a problem for consumers.

      I really like the look of the watch (I'm sure I'm in the minority) but I agree 100% with this sentence. I just don't see any problem I have that this would solve.

  54. I like watches but.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    nobody (including Apple) has made a smart-watch that I can see a compelling reason to buy. Primarily for two reasons:

    1) You have to charge it every day
    2) It needs a smartphone to pair with it in order to be functional.

    A conventional watch will either have a battery that lasts for a year or more or an automatic mechanism that can be wound simply by spinning the rotor inside the watch movement. A good automatic watch will run for 24-48 hours without needing any attention. With a smart-watch we are once again looking for a charging station, just like we are for a phone or tablet or laptop. Not very convenient.

    Pairing the smart-watch with a phone requires you to enable bluetooth on your phone, which is a significant drain on your phone battery. All so that the watch can give you notifications that you already get on your phone? No thanks.

    At this point, the smart-watch is nothing more than a gimmick. A fashion accessory. And that alone might be reason enough for some people to buy it. More power to them. I'm not saying that the smart-watch can't be a viable stand alone gadget. It's just not there yet.

    1. Re:I like watches but.... by Altus · · Score: 1

      you really find low power bluetooth to be that bad of a drain on your phone? I use it for my helmet headset all the time while I am riding and it doesn't seem to cause too much of a problem. I doubt this would either.

      I will give you that daily charging sounds like a pain though I almost worry about the watch being slightly better than that but not a lot. I can get into the habit of charging it nightly but remembering every couple of days would be a pain in the ass.

      Mostly though the point of this design is to be discreet... the whole reason you want to get notifications on your wrist instead of with a loud ringtone or vibrating phone is to be discrete, to be able to check the time without making everyone around you aware of the fact that you are bored and are waiting to leave, or to check to see who is calling to decide if it is important enough to answer or to navigate through a city without staring at your phone half the time (particularly useful for runners or bikers).

      I get that this might not be a critical issue for you but it is a real attempt to change the way people intreract with technology so that it is less obtrusive and that has value to some. Now that said it is crazy expensive and the next version will be thinner with better battery life and probably cost less so early adopters are going to get screwed on this, just like they did with google glass (which will also likely be way cheaper in its next revision) or with just about any other first generation product. I will likely wait before I invest in something like the apple watch but I think to dismiss it right now would be a mistake.

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    2. Re:I like watches but.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just my phone (LG G2) but bluetooth is a battery killer for me. For that reason, I rarely use it. Batteries are the Achilles heel for all these gadgets. We keep getting bigger batteries but along with that comes faster processors and better screens so at the end of the day the battery life is no better than the last version.

      You make some good points. I'm not dismissing it entirely, just in its current iteration. I suppose if I really stretch it I could think of a few things that it would be useful for. Discrete notifications? Sure, but at $300-400 it's a luxury I can do without.

      Maybe I've just got gadget fatigue. I'm quite happy to go from carrying one device for music, a pager, a phone. etc. to just carrying a phone. It does everything I want reasonably well. For me, if I'm going to carry another gadget it had better have a pretty compelling reason to do so. Right now, I don't see one.

      What will be exciting is to watch (no pun intended) and see how inventive minds approach this. Maybe someone will come up with a killer app for the watch. Maybe not.

  55. Wrist-centric use cases by almitydave · · Score: 2

    A successful smartwatch app would need to be one that was most usable in the same way you use a wristwatch - glancing at it occasionally, non-complicated UI interaction, etc.

    Aside from the obvious fitness apps, there will be infinity variations on telling time - one that uses the number system from "Predator" would be neat - and calendar/agenda apps would be the most useful. If they support NFC, you could share schedules and contacts with a fist-bump and give new meaning to the phrase "synchronize your watches."

    GPS navigation might be useful as a wrist-based app too, especially when on foot, bike, or when driving in jurisdictions that prohibit use of cell phones.

    The key is they have to be apps that are better suited to a wristwatch form factor than a phone, although I'm sure there will be tons that aren't, just because devs will want to cash in on the latest new thing.

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  56. I'm not a watch person by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    I don't like having things on my wrist and I don't mind taking my phone out of my packet to check the time.
    I'm certainly not going to pay $350+ for one that has to be charged at least once a day.

  57. the app that increases battery life by steak · · Score: 1

    until smart watches battery life are measured in years, I wont buy one.

    1. Re:the app that increases battery life by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      until smart watches battery life are measured in years, I wont buy one.

      Ok. Can you elaborate? Why is that a requirement for a watch? You plan on being away from electrical outlets for years at a time?

      I'm sure there are some out there than go on wilderness expeditions or whatnot, but for most of us posting on slashdot regularly, we sleep somewhere where you already plug your phone into a charger every night anyway... so why is it a problem to put your phone onto something like this on your night stand?

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  58. PAN incoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd use a smartwatch as a portable "me" token -- some low power NFC/RFID/IR setup for password/crypto/whatever exchange. Other than that I'd use it to tell time, get push updates from my phone, and finally, because people in the West are so backwards compared to Asia this app doesn't exist yet, I will probably end up coding an app I'll call Handshake: smartwatch-to-smartwatch NFC with accelerometer context. Shake hands with someone and get their business card / contact info. Touch wrists and get a file transfer, automated or otherwise. Raise your hand in the air and get keys to the local wireless mesh network for your smartphone.

    Shh, don't steal my idea. ;)

  59. It's apparently not ready yet by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    With Apple announcements I'm used to them giving a date the gadget will be in the shops. Not just a year, but a month, and often a day even. And that date is usually in the quite near future.

    A launch date of "early 2015" makes me wonder whether it's even ready for production, or that quite some development is still to be done before it can be released. No specific date, and it's like half a year out. That's almost a full generation when it comes to mobile phones!

    First see, then believe. When it's released it's time to discuss the feature set of this device, the actual feature set that is. For now, it's vapourware. It seems Apple really lost its mojo since the demise of the late Steve Jobs...

    1. Re:It's apparently not ready yet by zoffdino · · Score: 1

      The iPhone went on sale 5 months after it was introduced by Steve Jobs. No specific date either. Yeah, that phone was a failure!!!

  60. Phone security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably one of the better applications would be to allow both the phone and the watch to emit a loud sound when it goes beyond a certain range. That way if someone tries to walk away with your phone, you will know right away. I would have to pay someone to take my current phone, but I know several people who had their phones disappear in a matter of seconds.

  61. What's the point? by deathsquirrel · · Score: 1

    I have to carry my phone. It's required for my job. That phone lets me read and write emails. It lets me surf the web and play games on a screen that's big enough for those tasks. A watch screen is not big enough for any of that. As a watch it's a device that requires regular charging and offers a lot of unnecessary complexity. Smartwatches: Sure they're bad phone replacements but at least they are lousy watches too!

  62. (Voluntary) Tracking Device ... by ignavusinfo · · Score: 1

    ... of course. Now the federales will even know what floor I'm on. Handy!

  63. Currently Close to Useless by colganc · · Score: 1

    I believe I will need a armband to get functionality I really want with current technology. Currently a watch face is too small for me to get meaningful information. A 2.5 inch curved display that curves with my wrist/arm and fastened with a clasp or band. Integrated celluar bits to be free from my phone. One day battery life is good enough (match my current phone). This would let me replace my phone for almost all tasks. I could not only communicate (very possible with voice and current smart watches), but consume as well. The current crop of smart watches and Apple's "Watch" are not good for consuming anything complex like a longer email, webpage, book, YouTube, etc. Payment processing is interesting, but for something I do only a couple of times a day not a core feature I want. Same goes for things like boarding passes and hotel keys; I don't do those things enough for it to matter. I also don't go shopping enough to care about iBeacons and extra information popping on my watch. At this point I know for the most part what I want after having used: Casio calculator watch, Palm Pilot, Palm VII, an original iPAQ, BlackBerries from 2005 to 2009, Palm Treo, and since then Android devices. I'll probably pickup a smart watch of some kind in the next year once they get closer to what I want them to do. In a couple of years bezels, battery life, etc should have enough changes that they will do exactly what I want, but if not it will be an armband.

  64. Who even wears a watch any more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the fuck wears watches these days? Old geezers and fashion sluts?

    I got out of the whole ring and watch thing many decades ago when my finger was almost ripped off when my ring got stuck. No artificial bands around any of my body parts, thanks.

  65. Apps by doconnor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had a Sony Smartwatch for a while before it broke. Here are the apps I would like to see/write, besides the obvious notification apps:

    Nextbus predictions
    Remote control for mythtv
    Monthly calender
    Google maps with walking route
    Weather
    Display brief text, like shopping lists

    Looks like a lot of these where covered in the Apple Watch presentation.

    There lots of things people use their smartphones for that only require a quick glance. They are the kinds of things a smartwatch is suited for.

    1. Re:Apps by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Better map/nav integration is at the top of my list. I loved it on the old Sony (I think the app might have been 3rd party) but the display was so dim and had so few pixels it was hard to use. I'd love a good map view on my Gear 2 or Moto 360. The only option on the Moto seems to be like the GPS units rental companies offered a decade or so back. An arrow, street name, and distance to turn.

    2. Re:Apps by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Oh, and video chat.

    3. Re:Apps by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      There lots of things people use their smartphones for that only require a quick glance. They are the kinds of things a smartwatch is suited for.

      Most of the things I glance at my phone for (calendar, maps, shopping lists, etc.) are things that require a larger display size than a watch has. There are a few that would work, but I can't think of enough of them that would justify the hassle and expense of the watch.

    4. Re:Apps by doconnor · · Score: 1

      The smartwatch I had was adequate for a calender and shopping list, and newer ones would have a higher resolution.

    5. Re:Apps by swillden · · Score: 1

      There lots of things people use their smartphones for that only require a quick glance. They are the kinds of things a smartwatch is suited for.

      Most of the things I glance at my phone for (calendar, maps, shopping lists, etc.) are things that require a larger display size than a watch has. There are a few that would work, but I can't think of enough of them that would justify the hassle and expense of the watch.

      I have an LG G Watch, and I find that calendaring is one of the things I like the best. The watch doesn't show my me week, it just shows the appointments for today, with a countdown timer to the next appointment/meeting coming up. Being able to just glance at my watch to see how much time I have before my next meeting is awesome.

      Other really convenient features on the watch: music/audio-book remote control (just tap my watch to pause/play, or swipe and tap to go forward or back), navigation (shows upcoming turn and ETA), text and e-mail notifications (can tap and reply verbally) and a more convenient way to use Google's voice search. My Moto X is pretty good at listening for me to say "OK Google", but I find I don't ever do that any more, just double-tap my watch face and tell my wrist "Call Kris", or "What time does Home Depot close?", etc.

      All in all, I'm finding it very useful.

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    6. Re:Apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Location alerts.

      I don't know about anyone else, but my life is full of chores. Things I need to do sometime, but it's not too critical exactly when. For tasks like that, it would be really handy for a device to remind me about them when I'm in the right place to do them.

      Pick up the dry-cleaning. Visit Auntie Flo. Buy postcards. Mail postcards. Check out the menu at that new cafe. There's no point setting timed alerts for those, but my watch could be buzzing at me whenever I'm in the right place to do it.

  66. lots of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - scan for wifi
    - hack wifi
    - collect data in wifis (passwords, etc.)
    - scan for bluetooth
    - hack bluetooth
    - collect data via bluetooth
    - scan for wireless creditcard
    - autodebit foreign wireless creditcards to bitcoin .. though can't find any legal use yet .. maybe 'tell time' automatically for the correct timezone you are in?

  67. Call Knight Rider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone really thought of something else before this?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_(1982_TV_series)

  68. Tinder/Grindr/Match.com instamatch instafication by mveloso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Holy moley, you could get an instafication when a compatible/willing partner is nearby. That would be hilariously awesome!

  69. moar vibrationz by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    No, not Rule34, you insensitive clod ^W^W perv.

    But for those who wanted their smartwatch to vibrate on incoming messages, why not an app to send you the message, translated into Morse code, via vibration pulses?

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  70. notifications and fitness by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

    Currently, I have:
    a Pebble -- I use it to see notifications about incoming e-mail, texts, phone calls, etc. That's sufficient, and in my opinion, worth the price.

    a Garmin GPS watch -- I use it when running, to track my distance and pace, and sometimes also my heartrate and cadence (requires using extra sensors). I don't want the bulk of carrying a phone when I run.

    If a single watch can combine those, I'll use it. If not, I'll wear my pebble most of the day, and my garmin for workouts.

  71. Smart pass by zoffdino · · Score: 1

    If it contains electronic copies of my various cards, I would buy one in the bat of an eye. Replace my monthly transit pass, office entry card, credit card (already happen with the Apple Watch), various loyalty cards, etc. Also: add a bar code scanner to it so I can check out the price of anything at Walmart / Home Depot, etc

  72. Nekkid wimmins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the phone that attracts naked women who crawl all over you and kiss you, right? That is the *only* feature I need in an ApplePhoney. My Android does everything else I need just fine, thank you.

  73. Re:For fitness? Really? by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

    My wife has a polaris band she can combine with an accurate chest strap heart rate monitor, they sync together via bluetooth and her phone to track progress.... all without needing some big clunky, ugly "watch," or the premium cost for Apple products.

    I'd trade a little accuracy for the ability to monitor my heart rate without a strap. I've tried a variety of brands, and have yet to find one that doesn't chafe after 1+ hours of running.

  74. but, but, does it run Flash?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I hear about a new type of some tech "war" between one implementation or another, my mind goes to the dumb set of arguments of pro/cons Flash on mobile devices
    About the same is going to happen now.

  75. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Which would include a function to "Send next part of rant to Apple Watch." This would serve as an unobtrusive teleprompter for being annoying at HOA meetings.

  76. Not hackable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The smart watch would have to fit in with my smart shirt, smart pants, smart shoes, smart hat, smart glasses, smart necklace, smart gloves, smart earrings, smart nose rings, smart belly ring, and smart bracelet on my other wrist, as well as with my numerous, redundant, mobile devices.

    It should serve to store all my hundreds of secure passwords and not be hackable. Its hackability is its greatest concern.

  77. Repairability/Upgradability/Modularity by ToPAz3in6 · · Score: 2

    What any piece of jewelry has that no tech does is "last forever". Jewelry can justify a premium price (for those willing to shell out anything in the first place) because it does not go "obsolete". A premium pitched (i.e. apple) smart-watch will NEED the capability of swapping internal components (for a fee) to remain sellable. There is no "app" that could circumvent this issue, and really no app missing from the smart watch portfolio in the near future. If you want it, someone will make an app for it eventually... But not necessarily for your version of the hardware. Unless Apple promised to only release a newer version of this watch every 10 years, then that illusion of longevity disappears, and makes smart watches (in general) less desireable.

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    1. Re:Repairability/Upgradability/Modularity by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Tech can "last forever". Take my digital wristwatch, for instance. All it needs to keep going is a new battery every so many years. Fortunately, it's battery is replaceable. However, I agree with your point that many tech makers get this wrong. Non-replaceable batteries and closed, locked-up software environments help to make tech go obsolete much faster than necessary. Also, functional dependence on some other infrastructure (Apple Watch depends upon iPhone) doesn't help either.

  78. Sport. Black. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    When it drops to $199. An accessory for your phone shouldn't cost more than the phone. And yes I know there are kids running around with exhaust and rims worth more than the Civic they're bolted to.

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  79. Re:For fitness? Really? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Point taken... but I guess most people don't do cardio for that long a period of time, and the bands out now are TERRIBLE accuracy, not just "a little" off.

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  80. step backwards. by nblender · · Score: 1

    When I got my smart phone years ago, I stopped wearing a watch and was pleased with that... There are clocks everywhere and when there isn't one, I just glance at my phone... I'm glad I don't have some barnacle on my wrist all day long.. Now I'm supposed to be convinced that I need one of these barnacles more than ever?

    pshaw.

  81. I just realized!!! by OmarZakaria · · Score: 1

    We don't need watches we need flexible screen bracelets that unflexes and detaches to have a full Flat screen phone when needed!!!!! Someone patent this and pay me for it! This could replace phones. Apple shouldhave reinvented the phone again. Well, now its just blackberrying us

  82. The wars? by assantisz · · Score: 1

    The "smartwatch wars have begun" because Apple joined the fray? There was no war before then?

    1. Re:The wars? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      There isn't one now, either.

  83. Main use case? Buy Bacon Cheeseburgers @ McDonalds by SallyBowls · · Score: 1

    I will be rationalizing my Apple Watch purchase for any number of reasons. My guess is that the biggest use case for the watches of 2018 are some cool notification and some cool haptic use. But for now, being able to see some notifications - still easier to glance at wrist to see if it is noise or a message worth opening up. And TBH, I quit wearing my Rolex years ago and at times it would be nice to glance at a wrist and see the time. But shopping is the emotional appeal; no cash for legal purchases.

  84. Like this by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    that I used to play all the time in school http://27.media.tumblr.com/tum...

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  85. Smart Gun integration by HairTriggerPoint · · Score: 1

    I would like to see a smart watch paired with other items for access control, specifically, a smart gun. The gun should not be able to shoot without the iBullet app verifying the user's identity and unlocking the gun's firing mechanism. The logistics around it would be a nightmare I'm sure, but I think the watch would be a good starting point for 2 factor(ish) authentication. Factor #1 something you have (the watch). Factor #2, something you are (biometrics)

  86. Re:It's apparently not ready yet - FUD by SallyBowls · · Score: 1

    In olden days it was referred to as FUD - Fear Uncertainty Doubt. Apple's announcement dramatically lowered Moto and especially pebble's Christmas sales. You can't do that with Watch 5.0 or Phone 5.0 but you can with 1.0

  87. Clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can tell what time it is.

  88. let's not go crazy here by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    I for one, am very uncomfortable with all this technology being suddenly rammed down our throats. I need to be eased into it, so I propose: the Apple Pocketwatch. For the 19th century styled gentleman. When you want to find out what time it is or read your messages, you pull out the Apple Pocketwatch, so you don't have to pull out the iPhone.

  89. "Smart" watch? by singularity · · Score: 1

    I suppose you could say I have one - actually I have three.

    I started with a Garmin FR 405, got a FR60, and recently upgraded to an Garmin FR 220.

    I am an avid runner, and they all track my workouts. The 405 and 220 are GPS watches. I have heart rate monitors (chest-strap, which I trust a thousand times more than a wrist-based solution at this point). The 405 was fairly large on my wrist, but the FR60 and 220 are actually reasonably sized.

    They revolutionized my training when I started wearing them five years ago. I can get instantaneous feedback while I run, and I can track mileage and pace information over an entire season. I run faster now because of the Garmins, and my workouts are more intelligent.

    Granted I only wear them while working out. I like not having to strap a phone to my body to get additional data, and I like that they are dedicated devices for the task. The FR60 goes months or years between battery changes, and the 220 can do a long weekend's worth of runs on a single charge. As just a watch the 220 can last weeks between charges.

    The rest of them time I am content pulling my phone out of my pocket to check the time, see alerts, and so on. The Pebble is interesting (mainly because I see it as letting me know how important that last vibrate from my phone was), but I simply cannot justify it yet.

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  90. Make the smartwatch a dumbphone. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    It's a bit ironic that nearly all smartphones are growing, including Apple's, but everyone is jumping on this smartwatch bandwagon which features a display too small to be truly useful.

    With smartwatches why even bother with a mobile phone at all? Allow it to work with a desktop, laptop or tablet for more complex functionality. When untethered give it dumbphone functionality so that the watch can at least make calls and send texts, even if they have to be dictated. I think that's well within the realm of what's feasible with current technology and then you're giving the watch some level of true value.

    The fitness tracking functionality is nice, but as data shows, adherence is abysmal for Fitbits and the rest. That functionality isn't going to make non-active individuals suddenly active, and fitness freaks don't necessarily need the info. If anything, these devices typically just create more work.

  91. Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A clock app would be cool

  92. I can see me using iwatch if .... by beefoot · · Score: 1

    ... iwatch has an iphone app. Seriously, I would like a watch to replace all the mess I carry with me. Anything short of that means I have to carry additional piece of equipment for nothing.

  93. GPS by smash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The bit about the Apple Watch GPS being able to tap you differently for left or right is genius. I ride a motorcycle. I have enough to look out for without being glued to a GPS. Left/right haptic feedback to indicate direction on a watch will be awesome.

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  94. Honestly? Wouldn't use one. by Chas · · Score: 1

    Sorry to all the Dick Tracy fans and everything.

    But I have my phone. I don't need an additional device. Especially not something that lives in wristwatch land.

    In my line of work I can't wear wristwatches or jewelry on my wrists. I'd have to constantly be taking it off to the point where I may as well not even bother wearing it in the first place.

    Not to mention I have an uncanny history of killing digital/battery operated wristwatches just by wearing them. Not that I damage them like bouncing them off walls, furniture or anything like that. Just, usually in about 30-60 days of wearing one, I used to have digital wristwatches (even expensive ones) just up and die on me. Even battery replacement didn't help after the first time or two.

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  95. The Real Killer App... by GlennC · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an app that puts the current time on the face of the watch?

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  96. Not Apps But Features by WhatHump · · Score: 1

    - Waterproof to 30m
    - Seven day battery life
    - Ability to do basic functions when away from a phone (date/time, calendar, GPS tracking, pulse monitor), with an auto sync function as soon as you are back in range
    - $100 price point
     

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  97. Consider owner !=user by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    I started trying to think of situations where a person can have a wrist-worn PC but cannot have a handheld PC with them -- situations where people are constrained for some reason.

    The obvious thing most people come up with, is where it's a natural or convenient constraint. You don't want to be holding something extra while you're swimming or swinging an axe or climbling a cliff. I think the related applications are already well-discussed.

    What about when it's an artificial constraint? I initially drew a blank on how such a constraint would emerge, until I considered situations where the served parties by the two PCs are different, so that the handheld (if one is present) might serve the user (or manufacturer) but the wrist-worn serves someone else.

    Once you start thinking of situations where the user is in an adversarial (or seemingly or potentially adversarial) relationship with the owner then it gets easier to see the applications.

    Prisoners, parolees, etc. It's not so much that you let them wear the Pebble or iWatch, as you make them wear it. And your prisoner doesn't need to be surfing the web or otherwise doing things where the PC needs to communicate things to the user, so many of the disadvantages relative to handhelds, become totally irrelevant. The application, of course, is monitoring: being an open spy for the government.

    Somewhat similarly: children. Mom wants to know where you are, but isn't really interested in giving you Yet Another porn terminal. Quit fapping and get back to your homework at the libra-- your friend's house?!? Get back to the library!

    Marketing. Get 'em cheap enough, and these could replace your "frequent shopper" cards as your cookie. Wear our wrist PC as you walk around our store and check out, for a 2% discount. The application is spying, again. And I guess as long as it has a speaker, it can play location-triggered ads. "Whoa, you just walked right by our delicious canned spoo and instant flarn. Are you sure you don't want some?" The idea here is that you could perform the application with a handheld, but the existing handheld PC would be too pro-user so it might not really play the ads out loud and it might report false travel data. So you want the pro-store computer to be a physically different one. Then it becomes a wrist-worn simply because that's smaller and cheaper ($10 instead of $100).

    Sweatshops. The Slurm factory employees are spending too much time on bathroom breaks, and texting their friends. Well, the employee wearable PC doesn't do texts, and it delivers a shock after 90 seconds in the bathroom. If a supervisor ever sees you without your wearable, you're fired.

    Jealous spouses. Hubby's "Love Watch" chemical sensors are picking up interesting volatiles: perfume? My, he sure is breathing hard and the GPS has him in a residential neighborhood, not at the mid-town office. Oh, those are just fringe use cases: everyone knows the real purpose of the Love Watch is that it instantly relays every time you speak "I love you" into it. (OMG, that last part is so sickening that I bet a variant of this product already exists today.)

    Think in terms of why you might want to "plant" (though not necessarily with subterfuge) your computer on someone else, to be your agent rather than the wearer's. Those may be the best applications for wrist-worn PCs.

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    1. Re:Consider owner !=user by msobkow · · Score: 1

      You're missing out on the fact that every one of these so-called "smart" watches requires a smart phone to do the heavy lifting.

      As they stand, they can not do one single thing of the items you listed without a phone. And if you have the phone for those situations, you don't *need* the watch.

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    2. Re:Consider owner !=user by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      or swinging an axe

      I've lost count of the number of times I've been in mid-swing, got a call, and had to waste a valuable split second while the head fell before answering.

      But interesting post.

    3. Re:Consider owner !=user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jealous spouses. Hubby's "Love Watch" chemical sensors are picking up interesting volatiles: perfume? My, he sure is breathing hard and the GPS has him in a residential neighborhood, not at the mid-town office. ..."

      oh, I already have that app on my husband's cell...shhh.

  98. Health effects by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    I predict a great increase in users' blood pressure due to constantly checking their heart rate.

  99. The Same Ones by sexconker · · Score: 1

    I'll be using the same ones I've been using for the last 2 years when these "smart watches" and "wearables" were being pushed by other companies.
    (Hint: None. I hope this manufactured market segment dies faster than the nettop and the digital photo frame.)

  100. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    When I wear a watch of any sort, it aggravates the nerves in my wrist. As such, the entire smart-watch wars are something I simply have to "watch" by the wayside. I suspect more people have the same issue, but haven't put 2+2 together on what is triggering it.

  101. alpha geek by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I want a smart watch a smart pen and smart glasses and a smartphone and a smart earpiece and a smart pager and a smart mini fax machine that are all networked together. Arranged around my body like Classic Batman. In bright yellow so people can see from a distance how smart and trendy I am.

    No, really, what I most want in a smart watch is to be able to leave my phone at home. I grew tired of carrying multiple devices long ago. Sadly, smart watches tend to be merely extensions to the phone you're already carrying. Ok for hipsters but no thanks.

    Having the watch sync with the phone when in range would be fine. But having the watch only function as an extension of the phone? Fail.

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  102. None of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in subject.

    It's the UI, stupid.

    First of all, the iOS UI is all garish colors and skinny outlines and an ugly font which are all unpleasant to look at.

    Too many animations used are also distracting and serve little purpose.

    I don't want to use a UI that is visually disturbing. Simple as that.

  103. Turnabout is fair play by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Since I can tell time on my phone, I want to make calls on my wristwatch.

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  104. I'm not sold yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds a lot like the argument for why no one needed a smart phone. Yet here we are.

  105. Death ray by linear+a · · Score: 1

    Go for the classics.

  106. As a traditionally late Adopter ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I was also skeptical until I saw the Apple watch's health monitoring features. In My case, that's enough to justify the price, especially given the ability to sync with the iPhone. Add the mobile payments feature and the value increases even more. I was at a major theme park recently where We had payment wrist bands tied to Our credit cards. It was sooooooo nice. I was not expecting the convenience to be as much as I expected but, WOW, I was so wrong!

  107. form factor by dagarath · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a design disconnect. We're making bigger phones but now a smaller interface for the watch... why does this make sense?

    How about we need to scrap the phone concept. We need the combination of glass / watch / bluetooth ear buds / mic. Wearable technology that replaces all the crap we currently do with a phone. And once that's matured we just implant it under the skin.

    The watch style devices should have solar charging and kinetic charging to hopefully avoid the wall brick charging completely.

  108. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by Richard+Dick+Head · · Score: 1

    It makes sense though that the nutjobs feel emboldened. As Snowden revealed, the government really is watching. And is Obama going to do anything about it? Hahahahaha. no. His perfectionist personality is currently disengaged from anything resembling a mess.

  109. My favorite app is Throw Watch At Cat by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Dang, missed again!

    Sigh, I miss paperback books ...

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  110. I would wear Google glasses first. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

    I am one of those anachronistic people who still wears a watch. A good Swiss watch starts at about the same price as a high-end smart watch. It's rugged, it keeps time for years or even decades without needing a battery (depending on whether it is quartz or automatic). You can dive much deeper with a good watch than you can hold your breath. The watch face is made of hard crystal and the case of thick metal to protect it from damage. People are still handing down to their great grandchildren their Rolex's and Omegas they got back during WWII. It also puts the most relevant information, which is they time, at your fingertips.

    Smart watches are all incredibly flawed in some way. Apple's watch face looks rugged but the case is flimsy and the bezel is a huge point of failure and easily smashed by anyone who is active. Apple uses a backlit LCD, so the charge will not last very long. It certainly is not something meant for active people. You won't be able to take it with you into the field. Other watches use e-ink, so they have less of a problem with the battery, but they usually are not rugged devices.

    And, to top things off, the only thing you really need to keep constant track of is the time. It's not that hard to stop and glance at your smartphone if you really need to check messages. The watch really adds very little.

    Compare that to Google glasses. They actually have novel uses, such as working as a poor-man's heads up display so you can see navigation information while you drive, fly, bike, or walk. I see people staring at their cell phones all the time as they walk and drive, so at least the google glasses fits into that paradigm and makes the activity safer. I can see a future for Google glasses, because there are so many potential killer apps. The only killer app for watches is telling time, and many watches already do it better.

  111. Masturbation efficiency plotter app for watch by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    Make is a social network enabled app to enable sharing of results and aggregation of important statistics.

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  112. Retarded crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No change could make me want to buy a smart watch.
    I don't even have a smartphone nor am i able to stand in a room where people brought those.

    This is all retarded and voluntary slavery.

    Everyone will come to realize this, slowly, too late, the retards will perish, those who could forecast the shitstorm will prevail and evolve.

  113. A two-way wrist radio by darnkitten · · Score: 1

    ...and it should come bundled with a trenchcoat and fedora.

  114. "Time when you need it" app by kfsone · · Score: 1

    I'm just old enough to remember when we wore actual watches, but not quite old enough to get why Douglas Adams was obsessed with digital watches.

    But what I remember is that there was always someone else who asked "What time is it?" and you showed them your watch. And, of course, people who said "nice watch, can I see it?"

    So: What I'd want is an app that makes me money every time someone else makes use of my device. Either via a direct micro payment, or: the app could put the time display over an ad, so I could get an ad impression based on the time they spend staring at my clock.

    Maybe it could be developed alongside a cell phone app that lets people with phones request someone with smart watch to come give them the time? Of course, established cell phone app developers would complain it was infringing on their market... But, ... progress...

    Ooh - and maybe an tBackup app: if your watch isn't working properly (i.e. it doesn't know what time it is), it will direct you towards the nearest person with a working watch!

    Lastly, I'd want an "icebreaker" app. You've gone to a party, and according to your watch you arrived on time. However, half an hour in, nobody is talking to you or coming over to look at your watch. So you tap the icebreaker app, which figures out who is nearby to you, finds a subject that would be of interest to everyone around you, and presents you with an ad you can use to break the ice, and get paid page impressions based on the number of people in the room!

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  115. Evil Overlords by dskoll · · Score: 1

    From: Apple Monitoring Service
    To: Apple Customer
    Subject: Alert

    We have detected unusual accelerometer activity in your iWatch. We believe you are left-handed and were visiting some porn sites.

    Sincerely,

    Evil Apple Overlords.

  116. Samsun Galaxy Gear 2 review by jafac · · Score: 1

    I received my GG2 as a gift, and otherwise would not have spent more than say, $100 on such a device.

    It worked well for about 4 months, then my IP67 certified device got wet, and water got inside. After taking it apart and drying it out, the only thing that doesn't work now, is the touch-screen. So yeah: IP67 is bullshit. The degree of immersion was; momentary immersion under maybe 6" of water.

    As for the other uses:
    Battery life was good, about 3 days.
    Charging was awkward, with a little clip-on connector that goes to USB. (Qi charging seems like a no-brainer for a device like this!)
    Integration with my Samsung Galaxy S5 was JUST OKAY.

    I liked having the time on my wrist (duh).
    It was convenient to get my notifications, but I STILL had to dig my phone out of my pocket to send a reply text.
    The bluetooth/phone conversation feature, I thought was kind of neat. I never could get used to conversing on a bluetooth earpiece, but being able to have the watch in front of me with a visual indicator that I was in an active phone conversation, really helped. It was kind of geeky, kind of neat, and worked pretty well in most situations, unless it was a private conversation you didn't want on-speaker, or there was too much ambient noise.

    Samsung's TIZEN OS is very limiting, with regard to apps.

    Contrary to the documentation, I was able to use Google Hangouts as my default messenger app on the phone, and still get notifications. (documentation really wanted me to use the Samsung messenger app - which sucks ass, by the way).

    Of all the watch-face selections available, there was one that had the time AND weather on it - which I found very handy, but it was MADDENING that there was not a watch face that could devote a couple dozen square mm to "notifications".
    The audio notification, and vibration, were weak enough that they were OFTEN missed in outdoors/noisy situations - (like driving with the windows down, or at outdoor events, etc). This is why you need to at least have some kind of on-screen notification indicator.

    The thing has a camera, and video camera. Just plain unnecessary. Why no LED for handy flashlight? The camera was difficult to use due to it's positioning, and not really good enough to take worthwhile shots. Also, it had a very loud "shutter-click" sound, that could not be disabled. I found it annoying. But I guess that someone trying to take "creeper-shots" would probably not be able to get away with it because of that sound.

    In my opinion it was stylish enough. Not oversized. So I wasn't embarrassed wearing it at all. (these companies designing "round" smartwatches, are just barking up the wrong tree, I think).

    Fitness: Has all the nice GPS/Pedometer/heartrate sensors. They integrate okay with Samsung's SHealth. Not great, and not without problems. Unfortunately, heartrate data does not show up on the graph. You can get max rate, and avg rate; and there's even a line for it on the graph. But the data field is "--". Boggles my mind why Samsung won't integrate this on their own fucking device.

    The use-case for this seems like a great idea, but not well-executed. I really look forward to the time where these wearable sensors can not only get your heart rate, but also detect arrythmias, and blood-oxygen levels. (theoretically - this sensor can do that. But Samsung's firmware isn't smart enough yet).

    I thought it was also pretty stupid that the watch couldn't track a walk or hike unless the phone was in bluetooth range. So I had to carry the phone with me anyway. The ONLY advantage the watch gave, was continuous heartrate monitoring; and as I said: the continuous data gets discarded and you only get the avg and max. STUPID STUPID STUPID.

    Sometimes, on runs or hikes, the watch would just freeze, and I'd lose all the data from that hike.

    If I went in and "started" a run or hike on the watch, I would go into the phone and "start" that too. So I would have a backup of the data if the watch froze. SHealth would t

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  117. Just a few big wins by Baldrake · · Score: 1

    I'll already be very happy with a device that at a glance, tells me what time it is and when my next appointment is. I would strongly consider buying one just for this alone. In meetings, it comes over far ruder to grab your phone and start tapping away than to quietly glance at a watch.

    The fitness tracking features will replace the device I currently use. Big win.

    If I can control my podcast and audio book playback without getting my phone out of my pocket, then it will be a win when walking or biking.

    I do enough travel that wrist-based navigation while walking through an unfamiliar city is attractive.

    And basic home automation like adjusting my wemo lights or thermostat are a big win if it means I don't actually have to have my phone with me while shlepping around in the house.

    A lot of people seem excited by notifications. I will likely turn most notifications off. I'm bombarded by enough distractions through the day already.

  118. How about a windup app by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    How about a windup app? So I can wind my watch instead of having to buy /recharge yet another battrie......no I am not buying an iwatch.

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  119. Backwards by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    People are looking at this backwards. It is not a piece of tech to wear on your wrist. It is a watch that has tech features. If you do not currently own a watch, then you do not want one. Who own's watches? Guys who wear expensive suits and guys who are dressing up to impress women. They are quite willing to spend several hundred for a nice piece of bling. My wife has been asking me to get a watch for when I dress up, and I'm seriously considering getting one of these.

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    1. Re:Backwards by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      What's a watch?

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  120. AFK: Developing self-repair app by kfsone · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the watch is broken, it will automatically get directions to the nearest watch repair shop.

    Then it will display a large, friendly, compass arrow to point you on your way.

    If the problem is a display failure, it'll speak out loud: "Hotter" or "Colder" until you reach your destination.

    If the speakers are broken, it'll just run the phone hot or cold against your arm.

    If the strap is broken, you're SOL.

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  121. Undecided but interested by LodCrappo · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of "I can already do the same things on my phone" posts, but that doesn't close the book on smartwatches for me.

    A phone can do everything a tablet can do. A laptop can do everything that a phone or tablet can do. A desktop can do everything a laptop can do. Go back to the start of microcomputers and there is the "the office mainframe can do everything a PC can do" argument.

    All of the above platforms succeeded because they helped people do mostly the same things (or a subset of overlapping things) but added some advantage in portability, cost, ease of use, etc.

    Google's official vision for Android Wear is interesting because it clearly explains where Google thinks the advantage for watches will be: timely notification of important information *without* interrupting what you are doing. If you're not understanding why you'd want to own a smartwatch, it is worth reading:

    https://developer.android.com/...

    I wouldn't say the current crop of hardware and software delivers this vision all that well, but if this is the goal then I will remain interested. Apple's strategy seem less focused and more of just "hey, it's yet another thing like an ipod or an iphone or an ipad, but tiny". Maybe that isn't accurate, I haven't spent as much time reading about their platform yet, just a first impression.

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  122. It's not just apps, but speed and UX. by aussersterne · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is I think the thing that so many people miss about the Apple Watch announcement. The problem with existing smart watches hasn't been that the features aren't useful, it's that the promised features simply don't work. I owned two different smart watches and had the same experience:

    - Extremely limited app selection
    - Very, very slow and oversimple apps that did exist
    - With input that was just plain cumbersome and unreliable
    - And bluetooth connectivity that had to be constantly restarted/reconnected (like, every time you tried to use it, bluetooth was down)

    As I've said in previous posts, I'm one of those that does still wear a watch every single day, so I could be an obvious target for a smart watch, at least moreso than people that don't wear a watch at all and haven't done so in years, if ever.

    But for a smart watch to make sense, it can't be a worse experience than pulling out the phone. Watches will always lose on the screen size front, so it's got to be compelling in other areas. The phone experience does have some problems (you have to pull it out, it's risky to pull out and manipulate in some contexts—walking in the city, for example, where a drop can kill it and jostles from pedestrians can come easily, it's bulky and conspicuous, you have to put it back, and so on), so it's not inconceivable that a smart watch could make sense.

    But smart watches thus far have been lessons in user friction—you had to really, really, really want to do a given task *on your smart watch*. One that I tried for a few days (the Sony watch) only recognized about 10% of the taps that you made (Want to tap that button once? Then tap manically on the screen over the button 15 times in rapid succession and hope one of them takes.) and was so slow and oversimple (presumably due to lower processing power) that even aside from UI horribleness, it just plain didn't do anything very well in practical terms.

    If the Apple Watch has:

    - Processing power analagous to that of smartphones
    - A high-resolution display
    - Input surfaces and controls that are as reliable as those of smartphones
    - Battery life long enough to get through a day with certainty
    - Reasonable ruggedness
    - Stable bluetooth connectivity without hassles

    Then it could well be a winner, not because it claims to do anything new, but because it actually managed to do what smart watches claim to do. So far, my experience with smart watches was that they claim a lot, then do absolutely none of it in practice. It's not that the feature list sucks, it's that the features themselves haven't actually been implemented in such a way that you can use them without sitting down for ten minutes to have a "smart watch session" and eke out a tap or two.

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    1. Re:It's not just apps, but speed and UX. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The current watches are fine if you treat them just as displays. At most you might want to flick through a list of cards, but that's the limit of interactivity.

      If you accept that then a watch is ideal for notifications, navigation and Google Now.

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  123. Re:For fitness? Really? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Was Apple claiming to be the first to have a watch that watches heart rate? Does your wife's Polaris take voice commands, remind her of appointments, or have tactile GPS feedback depending on if she needs to turn left or right?

    Simple answers for simple questions....

  124. The Watch I Want by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

    Here are some of my notes about small screen applications (glass/smartwatch) that I brainstormed a year and a half ago... Apple/Google/Samsung - please make this product.

    Applications:
    Time, Weather, Music, Games, Fitness, Universal Remote for Internet of things (car, thermostat, door locks, tv, game controller, camera, etc), Text Messaging, Payments/Digital Wallet, Flashlight, Voice Messaging/Notes, Voice Search, To Do List, Video Player, Hands Free Call, Facetime/Hangouts, Calculator, Calendar/Schedule, Translate, Alerts/Notifications integration, Dashboard/Tracker, Two factor Authentication, Data storage/exchange

    Must Have features:
    Microphone, BlueTooth, Accelerometer, Compass, Vibrate, iPhone compatibility, Android compatibility, iPhone notifications, Android notifications

    Important features:
    Camera, NFC, GPS, Touch Screen, Bright LED, I/R Led, Heart Rate,Water Resistance

    Nice to have features:
    Integrated Phone, Ambient temperature, Body Temperature, Blood Pressure, Video diplay driver/irda, Swappable Band, Swappable Case, Wireless Charging

    Key functionality:
    Shake gestures, Voice Recognition, Touch screen gestures, Swipe keyboard, Activity context, Use a desktop web app or tablet app to set up, Themes, Reflective display and Backlit Display

    The Must Have Features are things that the device would need to support most of the applications' functionality.

    The Important Features and Nice To Have features are things that I think would make the device a home run with broad acceptance

    Key Functionality are things that many apps on the small screen device would share that would be an important part of the user experience.

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  125. iFisto by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Sends an alert when you're in too deep. Version 1 doesn't do anything due to a developer's misunderstanding of the requirements.

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  126. Red Button Grocery Counter by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    These were all the rage back in the 1970's. A simple three touch-screen button interface and you're done. https://img1.etsystatic.com/01...

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  127. The apps - Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that's what I will use - probably one of that geeky hour clock !!

  128. Re:For fitness? Really? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Since they both (Apple and the other fitness bands) require the phone to work, the answer is really yes, for all intents and purposes (since she's got the phone anyway). My problem isn't that Apple is doing it - I'm sure they'll do a great job, but that the summary author claims that's the part that caught his attention, when it's all been available elsewhere - for android OR apple users - for quite some time.

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  129. I have a pronto typ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I aamm aldfresgy using the neww sppel Eatch, Iuse it mainly for massaging my friends

  130. Maybe I Need to See the Commercial by sudon't · · Score: 1

    Full disclosure: I've been using Apple computers since 1986, so yeah, I'm an Apple fan.

    When I first heard Apple was coming out with a phone, I was very skeptical. I mean, it's just a phone, right? I couldn't think of any reason why I'd want one. Then I saw the first iPhone commercials, and knew immediately that I needed an iPhone.

    Now, I cannot think of a single reason why I'd want an Apple Watch. I wonder if I'll be swayed, once I see what it can do? Somehow, I think not. But, I've been wrong before. So, to answer the OP's question, I cannot think of a single thing.

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    1. Re:Maybe I Need to See the Commercial by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Update: Saw the commercial. Don't need it.

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  131. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
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  132. Apple Watch - For the new world of idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me: Hey, what am I supposed to do now?
    Apple Watch: Stand UP.
    Me: Ok, thanks smart watch!

    Me: Should I keep running into that dead end road?
    Apple Watch: No, you should definitely turn right, now.
    Me: Thanks, smart watch!

    Me: How many calories did I shovel into my fat face today?
    Apple Watch: You are a fat slob that ate 4,689 calories before lunch time!
    Me: Thanks, smart watch, I love having you as my new friend!

  133. exactly this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only use Bluetooth handsets/headsets with my phone, because I'm either driving, at home, at work when I answer the phone. I've got Bluetooth cordless phones at home and work, and Bluetooth in the car. I've got a computer and tablet at home, a computer at work, and don't do "computing" type things when driving. I really don't want to carry a cell phone. I want the watch to just do the cell phone functionality, and when I rarely want mobile data, then get data to the tablet through the watch. In fact, voice recognition and text to speech can answer almost all of my mobile data needs (without using much processing power on the watch) without a display at all. I really don't want a cell phone, much less a mega-phone. A watch would be a perfect phone for my (not that rare) use case.

  134. Betteridge's law of headlines by Garfong · · Score: 1

    What smartwatch apps could I see myself using? No.

    Which is actually the closest answer I can give to this question -- I can't see myself owning a smartwatch.

  135. Nah... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    That's called a ruler.

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    1. Re:Nah... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      LOL ... did you read the link in the GP? I'm sticking with pudometer.

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  136. Then don't buy one. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    I have no use for a 16 passenger van. I don't complain at GM or Ford for making 16 passenger vans, I just don't buy one.

    Wake me up when a smartwatch is a standalone device that does everything my Nexus 5 does now with decent battery life and an affordable pricetag. We're making progress, sure, but nowhere near primetime.

    Wake me up when a smartphone has all the capabilities of a 32 core server with 256 gigabytes of RAM and a trio of 4k displays.

    /rolls eyes

  137. They are not really contenders by krelvin · · Score: 1

    Only between same platforms are they contenders.

    If you are an android user, you won't be getting an Apple Watch as you won't be able to do anything with it. Likewise the other way.

  138. Essentially a smartphone replacement by godrik · · Score: 1

    I already carry a tablet around. So if I need to have a watch AND a phone, then it is useless to me. I want it to replace my smartphone to keep only a watch and a tablet.

    I want to be able to make a phone call with it. Not dick tracy style, but I could slide the watch to my hand and use it as a phone.
    I want email/text message notification. (I don't care about composing if speech to text works fine.)
    Appointment and todo list and reminders. (Once again modification using speech to text)
    Time travel estimate to my next appointment (or home, work google now style)
    Giving direction like a GPS.
    Weather forecast.

    ideally, battery life of more than 2 days. and something much smaller than what all smartwatch are. I don't want a half phone on my wrist. With modern screen resolution a quarter credit card is probably big enough.

  139. That is not the same form factor by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Look again, the iPhone 6 (not plus) 4.7" model is quite a bit larger than the iPhone 5. It's just a bit wider, but quite a bit taller.

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    1. Re:That is not the same form factor by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Quite a bit? Is a centimeter's difference going to amount to:

      "a hidden strategy of increasing the phone sizes of new iphones to deliberately make them unwieldy, and create a problem which can be "solved" with a smart-watch? ie, more crap to sell."

    2. Re:That is not the same form factor by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      while the current 6 may not be that much bigger, a trip to asia and you see how the ROW is exposed to much larger handsets.. it seems to be logical that the progression has been thought of.

  140. Re:Sport. Black. by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

    It doesn't cost more than the phone. It's perceived to cost more than the phone because they've hidden the cost of the phone from you. The base model iPhone 6 (16GB) costs $650.

  141. fundamental issue by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    But y'see, the reason I stopped wearing a watch is that I have to carry a phone (on-call) and the phone tells me the time. Why should I wear a watch again? Especially as whatever it does will necessarily be a subset of what the phone already does?

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    1. Re:fundamental issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic item the world really needs?
      Or is is just an expensive and and stupid tiny screen device.
      The truth is: a fool and his money are soon parted.

  142. Summon a self driving car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey KITT! Come get me! Turbo Boost!

    Knowing my luck, KARR would show up instead.

    Oh and I guess calling Dick Tracy could be fun too. :-P

  143. Seriously, ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... one that tells time.

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  144. You can [only] get there from here by Steffan · · Score: 1

    This is a necessary step in the evolution of this device and form factor, just as the original iPhone, even with its many limitations and flaws served as the basis for essentially the entire smartphone ecosystem that we take for granted a mere seven years later.

    This is not a device for everyone. It has many flaws. It has an overly large form factor (relatively speaking compared to where it will go).

    But for some (many) this will fill specific needs. Whether motorcyclists or bicyclists to have navigation on their wrist, someone looking for a fashion accessory that can connect with their phone, those wanting the health-specific features, this device will have a solid niche fulfilling those criteria.

    The next Apple Watch will be thinner, have better battery life, etc., eventually, much of the functionality still relegated to the iPhone will make its way onto the watch.

    But the next watch wouldn't happen if there wasn't a market for the early adopters and developers who will make use of what we have *today*.

  145. Re:For fitness? Really? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Since they both (Apple and the other fitness bands) require the phone to work, the answer is really yes, for all intents and purposes

    By that line of reasoning, there's not much point in having a smartphone as you can get text messages on your vintage Nokia and check your email/facebook when you get home. If the smartwatch was a truly independent device, then we'd have all these complaints plus the extra cost and extra size for batteries and 4G support.

    Off the top of my head, a smartwatch, over the Polaris would:

    Let your wife check messages/notifications in the rain while leaving her phone safely in her purse or pocket.
    Discretely check messages/notifications in a meeting without the rudeness of digging out her phone.
    Receive silent signals to turn left or right on a jog or bike ride from tactile feedback.

  146. Everything my smartphone does... by matbury · · Score: 1

    My smartwatch does everything my smartphone does, plus I saved $199 - $299. Here's my swanky new smartwatch: https://matburyau.files.wordpr...

  147. Which smartwatch app? by zeroryoko1974 · · Score: 1

    None, the whole concept is retarded and dumb

  148. I wouldn't use it, but... by bluegutang · · Score: 1

    Some of the women I know complain that the clothes they buy don't have pockets, and so they are forced to carry some sort of bag wherever they go, if only to hold the phone.

    I could imagine that a watch which had basic cell phone functionality would be great for such women. It would have to be a stylish and pretty-looking phone (apparently the problem with pockets in women's clothes is that they obscure the female figure - completely unacceptable!). I have no idea how to combine a large-ish LCD screen with the kind of style that is currently accepted for women's watches. But just like I am good at innovating technological solutions, somewhere out there is a designer who is good at innovating fashion solutions. Put two such people together, and you might end up with a device that would appeal to a very large market segment.

    1. Re:I wouldn't use it, but... by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend starting by avoiding LCDs. Use something like color E-Ink—a low-power but high-contract display—and use it artfully.

  149. What I think would be most useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " 4) navigation when riding a bike / motorcycle. "
    I'm assuming you don't wear gear on your motorcycle. I can't comfortably wear a watch under the sleeve+gauntlet of my suit+gloves. This is terrible for that situation - on the other hand, the RAM X-Grip I have mounted off my brake reservoir holds my phone just fine, and bluetooth to my helmet works great for receiving TBT navigation... and I can charge the phone while riding this way.

  150. An inch by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Quite a bit? Is a centimeter's difference going to amount to:

    I don't really have an opinion about the original theory, but the difference is about 3/4 inch taller (for the SMALLER new iPhone from the iPhone 5). I'm just saying it's not accurate to say they are the same size when they are not that close.

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  151. Just 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Watch
    2. GPS. ...and that's it. Time and location. If it had the ability to hit a satellite, I would want an emergency button that I can push that sends my coordinates to an emergency center (that will send help). But its just a cell phone that this can connect to, and the range of a cell phone is at best about 10 miles. If you are away from the cell tower (like in the woods or on the ocean) then all the rest is useless. Of course it would be nice if you could tell the GPS "I'm here, and I want to be 22 miles from here at a direction of 212.555398" (bearing), and have it 'catch' the destination, then tell you how many steps north or east or west or south, how far to go, etc.

  152. Cycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best use I can come up with [for me] is to have easy access to view text messages my wife sends me while I'm out on long cycling rides. It's annoying to have to stop frequently to check my phone, and it would be awesome to have this either on my wrist (or a bike mount) that would let me peek at texts while I'm riding. Pretty dubious reason for $350 though.

  153. Re:It's apparently not ready yet - FUD by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    Well, Apple make me Uncertain about the actual existence of the product, Doubtful on when it's really going to be released (now they'll have to; they can't delay much or they'll really use their reputation), and anyway I Fear it has not much use anyway - not just because my phone happens to be not an iPhone.

    So that'd be UDF. Not FUD. But that's just a minor detail.

  154. Phone requirement by Kelson · · Score: 1

    "They want to be able to ignore the notifications every 5 seconds that someone posted a new tweet or your grandma sent you a hilarious forward. "

    IMO it's better to cut down on the notifications in the first place. I only get audio notifications on my phone for a few classes of messages, and the rest are silent. I can imagine using a later generation of smartwatch to filter those even further so that the ones that are most important - let's say a text from someone I'm trying to meet at a crowded event, or an appointment reminder -- notify me in a way that's harder to miss than a beep in a noisy room or a buzz while I'm walking.

  155. The Continuing Education Class by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So, you mean... nobody all will be buying them?

    Point made and doubled.

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  156. Re:For fitness? Really? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Since they both (Apple and the other fitness bands) require the phone to work, the answer is really yes, for all intents and purposes

    By that line of reasoning, there's not much point in having a smartphone as you can get text messages on your vintage Nokia and check your email/facebook when you get home.

    Uh... no... by my line of reasoning you already have to have your wristband and phone with you anyway, so it's not comparable at all.

    Let your wife check messages/notifications in the rain while leaving her phone safely in her purse or pocket. Discretely check messages/notifications in a meeting without the rudeness of digging out her phone. Receive silent signals to turn left or right on a jog or bike ride from tactile feedback.

    Granted, but what does that really have to do with fitness or overall capabilities? And why would someone pay hundreds of dollars of extras for being able to text in the rain instead of doing the smart thing and getting out of it? And are you saying your phone can't give you tactile feedback?

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  157. Isn't it obvious ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calling K.I.T. to come and save me ! :)

  158. I use my Pebble every day, and not just as a watch by Kris_J · · Score: 3

    I can control the Philips Hue lights and Belkin Wemo switches in the house. The core of this is the Android app Tasker. I also use it for sleep tracking with the app Sleep As Android. I use it to control my music while I'm driving with Music Boss and I have the barcodes for three loyalty cards I frequently use (FlyBuys, Woolworths & Hoyts) in Wear Your Barcode.

  159. Given the critical nature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about an app to find my lost phone. Oh, wait...

  160. Suunto Ambit 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at the Suunto Ambit 3. IMHO, this is the first usable application of a smart watch. Especially if you're active.

    I'm currently got the previous version (Ambit 2) I use it while swimming (pool and open water), running, walking, etc, but also while I'm flying with some custom apps to track speed, pressure, etc. With the Ambit 3, there is some level of integration now with a phone (ios/android) for notifications, and syncing. And it talks to all those Bluetooth LE pods out there.

    http://www.suunto.com/en-AU/sports-watch-collections/Suunto-Ambit3/

    1. Re:Suunto Ambit 3 by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Suunto makes capable machines and I don't doubt this one works well. However, not all of us find the "big round" utilitarian look to our liking. Likewise, I respect Luminox, but I don't wear one for the same reason.

  161. Inevitable - rise by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Though even in the smartphone area they are waning in popularity which was inevitable

    Well, except for the fact the are waxing instead...

    I wonder if releasing lager phones which have been popular, will increase or decrease iPhone sales? HMMMMMMM.

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  162. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Fox News is often destructive and wrong. But nearly always coherent. Hrm... That gives me an app idea.

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  163. Re: Tinder/Grindr/Match.com instamatch instaficati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gaydar!!!

    "Is there something buzzing in your pocket, or are just happy to be near me"

  164. none by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got rid of a watch ages ago and haven't looked back. My phone can tell the time, has a calculator and more.
    Some killer feature for me comes out (which I can't see anything coming out for a watch that I couldn't have on a smart phone) then I wouldn't use a smart watch.

  165. Control music's tempo by myid · · Score: 1

    I walk for exercise. When I get tired or bored, my speed slows down.

    I would like an app that plays music at the speed that I want. I don't know the term, but it's possible to speed up music without changing the key, by taking tiny slices out of the music. For example, to speed up music by 10%, remove 1/100 of a second of the music every tenth of a second. And to slow music down 10%, repeat 1/100 of a second of the music each tenth of a second.

    I'd like to adjust the music's tempo to a good walking speed. Then I could walk to the music, one step per beat, and not slow down.

  166. Apple marketing post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poster is clearly Apple product placement. Apple is nearly two years behind others in the market and still has not got its iWatch into the shops. This post is to drum up enthusiasm for technology which is already there and the market is already filled. Amazed Slashdot editors did not spot it.

  167. Time by loufoque · · Score: 0

    I hear there's an app for that.

  168. Re:Debt is Wealth. Ignorance is Strength. by drkim · · Score: 1

    Debt is Wealth... ...Cold is Warm.

    So, I guess what you're looking for is the app that could shield you from the death rays that the black helicopters are beaming at you, and pop up a pre-folded tin-foil hat.

    Got it.

  169. Masturbathon app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that there is an accelerometer on the wrist, I could really use an app that tells me when I jerked off last time, and how much time is left before I need to jerk off again.

  170. Smart Watch Apps I would (and do) use by ScreamingLordByron · · Score: 1

    Notifications from my phone, with some level of reply options for text/e-mail; pedometer/exercise monitoring; weather; call screening (arguably already included in notifications); basic navigation with haptic feedback; calendar. These are all things that my Pebble does to a greater or lesser extent already, although I sometime chafe at its limitations (early adopter blues), except the replies to notifications. Lots of people seem to be saying they don't want another device and that people should just use their phones for all of these things. I, however, work in a professional setting and having access to certain types of information in a subtle, non-intrusive manner is very valuable to me. It a client meeting it is unspeakable rude and disrespectful to pull out my phone to see why it has been blowing up on my hip. Glancing at watch, not so much. In court (IAAL), pulling out a phone is absolutely verboten. Glancing at a watch? No problem. Outside of the professional setting, being able to get timely, informative information quickly an subtly without looking like a doofus, staring at my phone all the time, is great. I don't have to fumble with my phone or my fitbit or any other number of gadgets I may have in my pocket or my briefcase/messenger bag/murse/bag-o-tricks. Smart watches (or watches of any type) may not be for everyone, but I like non-smart watches, really like smart watches if they are done at least reasonably well (like the Pebble), and would love to have a smart watch truly "done right". I don't know if the Apple Watch will, in fact, be "done right", but it will be interesting to see what it's really like once it's in the wild.

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    1. Re:Smart Watch Apps I would (and do) use by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      At some point in the future we'll either talk about how dorky people looked fumbling with their slab phones all the time (I always have) or just think of them like pocket watches—a machine put in use before it was miniaturized. I suspect that in the old days glancing at your wristwatch during meetings was tolerated a lot better than pulling out your pocket watch.

      The Pebble is definitely more attractive than most others, certainly more than what the Apple looks like so far. Surely the fans will buy Apples, but I'm guessing Apple won't dominate the market or even lead the way this time. Until we have some kind of I/O that displays stuff in our eyes or brain without Glass and reads thoughts, seems like the wristwatch is the least intrusive, most convenient device.

  171. Out of pocket walking out the door by jpellino · · Score: 1

    is all anyone pays attention to. $349 is too much to walk out the door with for the average user who just dropped $199 to walk out the door with the phone. Your theory is correct. The practice at the retail desk may be quite another.

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  172. Just the moon by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    I want features that have already appeared in watches: time display, stopwatch, alarm, tides for anywhere not dependent on downloading, barometer/altitude, compass, glow-in-the-dark, survivability from shock/EM fields/water/heat/cold, good styling (very few smart watches are much less than ugly), programmable remote control, good battery life, and durability, all in one. Add to that rudimentary navigation (only signals from GPS satellites necessary, and maybe not even that), Bluetooth, an accelerometer, and a great programming environment for those not wanting the hassle of a ridiculous tool chain.

    A fatter version should have something like FindMeSpot functionality—SMS to satellites.

    Oh yeah, and a friendly price.

  173. Most important apps: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ability to find out the current time, date, alarms, countdown timer, stopwatch...

  174. None at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a major Apple fanboy but I think they've dropped the ball on this one. I can't imagine buying it because I don't see the purpose, value or result that would justify the cost for me personally. Every other Apple fanboy I know and with whom I've talked to about Apple Watch is similarly at a loss to see the point. The thing is that it's the limitations (also shared by Samsung's Watch) that negate most of the value proposition. Being tethered (thanks to battery limits) is part of it. The other is: I haven't owned or worn a watch in 30 years - it's exactly the same to me as coming out with an Appel Fedora - WTF wears these things anymore?? Please show me someone.

    I don't know any one but my wife who is a "fashion plate" and sees watches as a fashion accessory at best. Even for her, it makes no sense because any given watch she owns now will generally clash with her outfit. Ergo, she has dozens of watches with very different size, weight and form factors. A one-size-fits-all doesn't even play with a fashion maven (I don't know what Burberry Lady was thinking here).

    I don't strictly fault Apple for coming out with it anyway. Even if it flops I see the R&D invested as "very likely useful for a future product" that isn't going to be a flop. It will be a leg-up for that future product, whatever it is. I can't see the Apple Watch as being useful in anyway for my life - and this is me, Apple Fanboy, who has or has had most every Apple product since 1995 and who lives comfortably in the Apple Ecosystem (I'm typing this on a fully loaded rMBP that cost $4K). Some day the tech created will probably fit into something useful but today there are too many gaps in the tech and in the market place for this IMO.

  175. This isn't the thing you're assuming it is by Digitalnuke · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing a lot of comparisons between Apple Watch and smartphones, PCs, and even other "smart watches". I think that's missing the point of what Apple's creating here.

    With the iPod, they singlehandedly redefined the way we interact with music (and later video). With the iPhone, they surprised and delighted people with a device that does exactly what you want it to, and more -- it was like a dream come true for me. With the iPad, they opened up an entirely new market for, as some called it at the launch, "just a big iPhone with no phone". With each of these devices, people tried to understand it (and dismiss it) by comparing it to existing technology and usage models... which led some to dismiss the iPhone because it had no physical keyboard, for example. Some pointed to the Nokia big-touchscreen phone to say "see, they tried it and it doesn't work". Until they actually used the iPhone and realized that, no, this is nothing like anything they used before.

    My most anticipated apps for Apple Watch are the ones that allow communication without words. The ability to draw shapes to someone, and they can see you drawing... or tap, and it taps your friend... record your heartbeat and they can feel it... THAT's the killer app that has been missing from other "smart watches".

    The apps that will do best are the ones that capitalize on the unique capabilities of a watch device, not ones that try to shoehorn existing models into a tiny screen. Glances, gestures, simple swipes and taps, voice (sometimes)... and context awareness to remove the first layer of interaction ("what do you want to do") and jump directly to the end result. For example, if I'm walking along the street and I glance at my watch, it shows me the time/date (of course) but also a simple map of the area and maybe landmarks/businesses around me. If I've never been there before, it checks my schedule to see why I'm there, or maybe goes into "tourist mode". If it's mealtime, hey, there's some restaurants nearby with food I like. If my heartrate is up, it automatically assumes that exercise is occurring and pops up a shortcut to related apps/data. If I'm moving at greater than 15 MPH, it assumes I'm in a car and switches modes to minimize distraction by default -- easily overridden by, say, a quick shake of the wrist to "wake up" the watch. SIRI, of course, but focused on verbal and graphic interaction, voicing an answer or giving directions (via taps even) instead of providing a page of links you have to interact with.

    A device that closely monitors you, your movement, heart-rate, sound input, light sources, knows time of day and your location and your schedule and keeps track of who you talk to the most, what apps you use the most, when you use them... something that's always there at a glance when you need it but knows when to shut up... this is a much more personal device, more closely tied to every moment. IF IT'S DONE RIGHT, with careful and intelligent design, this is a game changer.

    When they released the iPod, iPhone, iPad, each time, Apple changed the industry, our assumptions about what's possible, and the way we live. (Even the most skeptical have to admit this -- who here doesn't have a smartphone?) I have no doubt that we're witnessing this happening again.

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  176. Hey I want a necklace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would weight around 2-300g and contain
    * battery cells, I imageine at least 10Ah. To be used to recharge the phone.
    * a builtin antenna that could be used to extend the one in the phone if needed.
    * headset and microphone

    That would fix the three most common problem I got with my phone.

  177. Its good for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bitcoin payments

  178. Android Wear is getting there. by brm · · Score: 1
    I got a Samsung Wear Live which works quite well as an accessory for my Nexus 5 phone. I'm not sure if it's worth $200 to the typical user, but some people pay much more than that for just a watch.

    I think Google managed to cross some sort of threshold of usefulness with the Android Wear API, and Samsung has done a clean physical design. It functions as a good and possibly even stylish watch (albeit of the "digital watch" genre) as well as providing some extras.

    The notification interface is very useful for fielding messages/emails that I receive on my phone: I can, at a glance, see whether it's worth taking out my phone to read a full message. When I'm driving, I can glance at my wrist much more safely than pulling out my phone. When I get an SMS with an access code I can again easily see it on my watch. You can also click to read more of the message on the watch, but eventually it gets silly on such a small screen.

    The Google Now notifications are also a bit more useful as occasional popups on the watch than as cards on the phone's search screen; when I pull out my phone it's usually for some purpose that the Google Now cards just interfere with.

    I still haven't seen special-purpose "wearable" apps that make much sense. The heart rate monitor doesn't work on this device unless I hold very still (useless when exercising). The screen is too small for navigation, although it might be useable for point-by-point directions in some cases. I have a compass app which might be convenient to have on my wrist if the magnetometer didn't need recalibration (via awkward figure 8 gyrations of my wrist) every time I think of using it. The security-related apps ("unlock my phone" when I'm holding it) are still too insecure. Several note-taking Apps have versions but I don't find them so useful without any method for input. There is of course also the voice input, but I find it pretty inaccurate so it's hard to do anything involving input on the watch.

    I haven't had time to read up on the iWatch to see if they've managed to replicate the innovative "watch as a notification extension of the phone" which Google has developed.

  179. Electronic Leash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say that the Electronic Leash now has itself strapped to us. I will never buy one. It is nice to freely let go of mine on a regular basis through the day.

  180. Most useful app by danknight48 · · Score: 1

    The Time?

    Ideally:
    - coded in Java by a 14 year old.
    - Uses over 80mb of memory to display 4 digits.
    - 20% cpu usage when idle.

    Wouldnt be a "true app" otherwise.

  181. Sporters: Independent Watch, not phone extensions by Optali · · Score: 1

    For us runners and trail-runners the needs are more such things as battery live, GPS, build in HRM (if possible) . The fact of being independent from phones / tablets is also a plus as this avoids extra encumbrance.

    Regarding software there are three important things:

    * The common chronograph/GPS functions (pace, distance, etc) plus HRM

    * Mapping

    * link to a PC/Mac/tablet (for uploading data after workout)

    There actually are a few such devices already in the market: One is the Timex Ironman One (with built-in 3G support) and the Tom-Tom Multisport Cardio. Tehre was another startup that had an awesome flat screen with Google Maps but a very reduced battery life.

    Anyway and as I see that people will go all wild about heart rate now: Most real sporters don't care about it. Despite being a very good training tool (!) but while it is good to know it from time to time we are more interested in times, paces. speeds, distances or volume than heart rate.

    I measure mine maybe three or four times during the running season, one at the beginning and a few times after that, just to get my resting HR.

    And here is another issue:

    Most people have no idea what the heart rate means and nobody will care to calculate his/her own ones but happily accept pre-made formulas (forget it, not even Karvonnen works).

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  182. Excellent anti-advert by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    and coach you continuously to improve your fitness.

    I'd vaguely got the idea that these things were about health-Nazi-ism. Thanks for confirming that.

    [Adverts for "smart watch, crumpled into ball, fly across room and ... bounce out of the rubbish bin.] Balls! I'll pick them up later.

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