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Sony: 'The Interview' Will Have a Limited Theatrical Release

New submitter clovis writes: It's not over until it's over. Sony Pictures has announced that The Interview will be getting a limited theatrical release after all. The Texas-based Alamo Drafthouse Cinema chain has authorization to show the film, and The Plaza Theater in Atlanta will show it as well. It's not yet clear whether the major theater chains will choose to show the movie despite the threats against them. Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Layton said, "[W]e are continuing our efforts to secure more platforms and more theaters so that this movie reaches the largest possible audience." There are unconfirmed reports that Sony will make the movie available over video-on-demand as well.

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  1. Limited Theatrical Release by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    aka we need to do whatever we can do still cash in on this other wise they just release it as normal.

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    1. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      aka we need to do whatever we can do still cash in on this other wise they just release it as normal.

      Sony wasn't the one who pulled the plug - it was the 5 major movie chains. Now that "the ice is broken", maybe some of them will step up as well. After all, they know they'll have packed theatres and extra showings to fill the demand.

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    2. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Informative

      Uh, Sony pulled the plug too.

      It may have been after the major movie chains did so, but Sony didn't let it go to anyone else either. Until now.

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    3. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'It's desperately unfunny': More leaked emails reveal Sony executives thought North Korea movie would flop

      'The unanimous point of view here is that this (is) another misfire from the pairing,' said an e-mail purportedly written by Peter Taylor, of Sony Pictures UK.

      from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

      ...should feel like a kind of terror attack to any audience with a limited tolerance for anal penetration jokes. Extreme devotees of stars James Franco and Seth Rogen (who also co-directed with Evan Goldberg) may give this Christmas offering a pass, but all others be advised: An evening of cinematic waterboarding awaits.

      from http://variety.com/2014/film/r...

    4. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by dosius · · Score: 1

      Guerrilla marketing, then?

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    5. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by NotDrWho · · Score: 0

      I've never thought I would see so many white people cower in absolute fear of a 5'1" fat Asian loudmouth with a haircut that would shame the most flamboyant trannie in West Hollywood. Home of the brave, indeed.

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    6. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Njorthbiatr · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      Money speaks louder than threats.

    7. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      ... the repubs didnt want it pulled...

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    8. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point about the Republcians. Even more sad is the way now even Democrats are calling for the death of a world leader because of this Sony publicity stunt. Before, most Americans had a reasonable opinion of that leader, but now because of the Republican-ruled Sony Pictures, they want him dead. It is sad how much worse off the world is because of Sony Pictures.

    9. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      >After all, they know they'll have packed theatres and extra showings to fill the demand.

      Will they? This movie looks terrible, and there's only so much that a controversy will do to market crap.

    10. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We've been cowardly for a long time. Remember how America shit its pants over 9/11, and went on a fear-and-hate-based killing spree in the middle-east?

      Americans believe a lot of things about themselves that are absurd lies. "Land of the Free" is another one, despite the insane war on users of politically incorrect drugs.

    11. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      >After all, they know they'll have packed theatres and extra showings to fill the demand.

      Will they? This movie looks terrible, and there's only so much that a controversy will do to market crap.

      Hey, Team America World Police was crap, but that didn't stop it. The English Patient should have been put out of it's misery after the first 20 minutes of nothing going on, but people watched it. Some of the Austin Powers stuff is "like, really, is that all you've got?" but people loved it. I'd rather watch Spaceballs a dozen times than any of them. (then again, any excuse is a good excuse for watching spaceballs :-)

      A century ago HL Mencken said "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." Nothing's changed.

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    12. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Chelloveck · · Score: 2

      "Wait a minute... If we don't do a theatrical release before the end of the year, this thing can't get nominated for an Oscar! Quick, call up some rinkydink art houses, let's get this nominated for 'Most courageous expression of free speech in the face of a terrorist threat'! Because God knows it's not going to get nominated for the writing or acting."

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    13. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by bledri · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uh, Sony pulled the plug too.

      It may have been after the major movie chains did so, but Sony didn't let it go to anyone else either. Until now.

      Actually, 9 out of the top ten chains pulled the movie. Only #6, Marcus Theaters, didn't. They are less than half the size of #5 (Cineplex Entertainment). They have about 3% of the screens of the top five.

      It's hard to have a "blockbuster" release by opening only in the midwest on a limited number of screens. So Sony pulled it until they could negotiate with enough small players to make it worthwhile. I don't get all the hate toward Sony over this. It just seems like mob mentality to me, along with conflating Song Pictures with Sony BMG.

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    14. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look at all those brave Americans hiding behind their guns and bibles!

    15. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 1

      I suspect it was more of a popularity stunt by Sony than any actual worry over N.Korea.

    16. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yep, Sony are milking the Streisand effect for every penny and Dear Leader can't log on to FB right now, sounds like natural justice to me.

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    17. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      it was the 5 major movie chains

      That's Sony's claim, the movie chains have a different story. My guess is Sony and the movie chains planned it together with hookers and blackjack. Blaming each other just means the rest of us will never know what happened.

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    18. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Are you shitting me, Kim is the laughing stock of planet Earth right now, the most famous clown since Bozo retired.

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    19. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, the Republicans wanted it pulled, but wanted to make sure to publicly come out against pulling it before it was pulled.

    20. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So what did they actually pull the plug on, releasing the movie or a marketing campaign that came off rather badly and they are too scared to admit.

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    21. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Anyone want to weigh in on the possibility that this entire fiasco has been an elaborate hoax from the beginning?

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    22. Re: Limited Theatrical Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are Another idiot

      No. He is Jeff flanagan.

    23. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Anonymous threatening to release it, Sony does not have much choice. Release it and make money or release it and not get much of anything.

    24. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. It was some kind of internal conflict until everyone decided they'd be better off by blaming North Korea. Which is standard fare really. We've got a long tradition of accusing our enemies of just about anything when it suits us and then meting out endless punishment for it. And feeling very justified in it too.

    25. Re:Limited Theatrical Release by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      How is having a gun hiding?

    26. Re: Limited Theatrical Release by the_digitalmouse · · Score: 1

      ...and you are an Anonymous Coward. Deal with it, sheeple.

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  2. Dear SONY: by bmimatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go fuck yourself.

    1. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A THOUSAND TIMES OVER

    2. Re:Dear SONY: by uolamer · · Score: 0

      That moment when you don't see the drop down box to +1 and realize your mod points have expired...

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    3. Re:Dear SONY: by bledri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Go fuck yourself.

      Because some douchebags hacked them? Or because they have a sibling company (which they have no control over) that created a rootkit? Or because the five largest theater chains (which they have no control over) are too chicken shit to show their movie? Or because the large on demand streaming services (which they have no control over) are afraid of getting hacked and won't show the movie?

      All this hatred directed at Sony Pictures is ridiculous.

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    4. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably one of those stupid hackers that will be so scared about dropping the soap that he refuses to take the shower.

    5. Re:Dear SONY: by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Why though? At least now Sony is doing the right thing. Or are you angry that they're releasing it only in very few theaters?

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    6. Re:Dear SONY: by orgelspieler · · Score: 2

      Most of us hate various branches of Sony for different reasons, but remember, Sony Pictures is not the same as Sony BMG, is not the same as PlayStation. I personally don't have a beef with Sony Pictures, except that their DVDs tend to crash MTR.

    7. Re:Dear SONY: by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Go fuck yourself.

      Actually, if it would generate enough profits for their corporation, they would do it.

      Maybe we should be offered a double feature: The Interview and Sony Fucking Itself . . . ?

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    8. Re:Dear SONY: by bmimatt · · Score: 2

      Why? Hmmm... let's see.
      - trying to demonize "hackers", while
      - trying to break DNS, while
      - trying to stir up political agenda.
      Also, because SOPA, DRM, etc.

      This should help you get out from under the rock: http://slashdot.org/index2.pl?...

    9. Re:Dear SONY: by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 3, Informative

      How about because they are part of the MPAA cartel? Suing grandmas and kids all over the world. But yeah, their dubious "family members" (aka Sony Music, Sony Computer Entertainment) doesn't really contribute to their reputation, whether Sony Pictures have control over them or not.

      Watching Sony bleed has really been the greatest xmas gift of this year.

    10. Re:Dear SONY: by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 2

      Why though?

      Maybe because today isn't the first day everyone has heard of Sony? They have a history of being assholes. They get away with illlegal or should-be-illegal behavior and product characteristics directed at their customers that makes us all hate them. If they weren't protected by an army of lawyers with chains of patents and copyrights, they would be out of business long ago.

      And now they "oh, we're just going to show you a little bit of our crappy movie, hurry or you'll miss it!"...pass.

      And. Fuck those guys.

    11. Re:Dear SONY: by bledri · · Score: 2

      How about because they are part of the MPAA cartel? Suing grandmas and kids all over the world. But yeah, their dubious "family members" (aka Sony Music, Sony Computer Entertainment) doesn't really contribute to their reputation, whether Sony Pictures have control over them or not. Watching Sony bleed has really been the greatest xmas gift of this year.

      I don't think it makes much sense to hate Sony Pictures because of the actions of Sony BMG. And I don't think it makes much sense of hate Sony Pictures because 9 out of 10 theater chains are chicken shit.

      SOPA, MPAA, DCMA, copyright extensions, etc. are excellent reasons to hate the entire industry (Sony included). I just think singling out Sony is a bit ridiculous, as is the general over the top hatefest. So we can all pretend we're "shoving it to the man" when we watch a movie by some other major corporation doing the same shit. Or people pretending that pirating a movie is some nobel act rather than just being cheap and bored.

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    12. Re:Dear SONY: by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      By all accounts it's a shit movie, and Sony Pictures has a well establish pedigree for making shit cash-in movies. Spider-man? The first three were basically the same film three times, and then they had to reboot and make another three just to cash in a little more and keep the rights for when Marvel want to do Civil War.

      The there is the DRM they insist on for cinema projectors. Costs the cinema a fortune, which in turn costs you a smaller fortune when you want to buy a ticket. The best part is, all they are protecting is some headache-inducing 3D bullshit.

      Fuck Sony Pictures.

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    13. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself.

      Because some douchebags hacked them?

      Because they have demonstrated repeatedly they have no respect for their customer data or anything else hosted on their servers. Profit at all costs, responsible IT practices be damned.

      Or because they have a sibling company (which they have no control over) that created a rootkit?

      They would not have stopped it even if they could. They have demonstrated this with their repeated attempts to remove user control over what a device they have purchased can do (well beyond the scope of a typical walled garden environment).

      Or because the five largest theater chains (which they have no control over) are too chicken shit to show their movie?

      There was no reason (other than to try and generate more free publicity) that they had to then deny all other movie chains the option to show it. Make no mistake, their aim here is to generate maximum publicity and sympathy for what is as much their incompetence as hacker maliciousness.

      Or because the large on demand streaming services (which they have no control over) are afraid of getting hacked and won't show the movie?

      Again same thing. Sony refusing to release to all services is denying those others profit so they can garner more sympathy/ticket sales (as there would be at least one service that would realise an almost monopolistic profit on this movie would far outweigh the risks).

      All this hatred directed at Sony Pictures is ridiculous.

      Or justified depending on your point of view.

    14. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sony is only being singled out because they got hacked. You would see the same vitreole for any other member of the MPAA which keeps doubling down on terrible decisions. Let us also remember that Sony Pictures played a rather sizable role in DDoS attacks some years ago when Bittorrent what the new hotness. There are a lot of reasons to despise Sony Pictures.

      In reality they don't seem to be particularly worse than the other production houses but that gets into what you're saying about the whole industry be openly hostile towards their biggest fans.

    15. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or because they have a sibling company (which they have no control over) that created a rootkit?

      If they share a brand name, they're responsible. If Sony had responded to the rootkit debacle by divesting itself of Sony BMG, withdrawing their rights to use the "Sony" name, then I'd consider the other divisions of Sony absolved of responsibility.

    16. Re:Dear SONY: by markass530 · · Score: 1

      They let themselves get hacked, due to serial & criminal negligence.

    17. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because by complying with ludicrously implausible terrorist threats, they're no better than those who negotiate with terrorists and hence legitimize terrorism? Because even if 9 out of 10 of the largest theater chains (IIRC, that's closer to the number) refuse to show the picture, aiming to take in 0% instead of taking in 3% of what you originally thought and having to accept you'll very unlikely to get a blockbuster or even remotely recoup the costs because of chicken shit theater chains makes no sense economically directly but indirectly is undoubtedly either part of some sort of bonus contract, CEO/board review standard, or simply duplicitous marketing campaign on the number of blockbuster films which invariably show them not as being tough-minded capitalists but manipulative fuckers no better than the douchebag hackers who fucked them over in the first place? Or how about the fact that they do business with streaming services who apparently recognize they have security as shitty as Sony Pictures yet as part of the MPAA still pushing for DRM that blocked/blocks legal usage of those streaming service on various platforms that make hacking and illegality the more moral choice?

      Honestly, if you're going to throw around some strawmen to burn, how about throwing some that are closer to reality?

    18. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, it's okay to do what the hell you like as long as you create a shell company to do it for you. It's also okay to do what you like so long as you can make it look like someone else is doing it.

      If Sony hadn't been hacked, the streamers and theatres wouldn't be worried about being attacked. If Sony BMG hadn't have released a rootkit, and if Sony.* hadn't done a whole bunch of other stuff, then they'd never had been a target for hacking.

    19. Re:Dear SONY: by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      He's probably one of those stupid hackers that will be so scared about dropping the soap that he refuses to take the shower.

      C'mon, it's just as likely that he's too fat to bend down that far if he drops the soap.

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    20. Re:Dear SONY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this hatred directed at Sony Pictures is ridiculous.

      I think that this may be because most people either don't care about or harbor strong feelings towards companies that contain word "Sony". People who don't care usually do not write and people who do care... I think we would be hard pressed to find someone who has anything positive to say.

  3. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to see some shitty movie just because "terrorists" and "it's your patriotic duty". I mean, I love multinational corporations just as much as they love me, but that's asking a lot.

    1. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Funny

  4. They realized how badly they screwed up by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The movie probably sucks. But bowing down to pressure from North Korea is ridiculous.

    I am sure Hitler did not like The Great Dictator, but if he had tried to blackmail a US company into cancelling it, we would have laughed at him.

    Sony should have done the same. I don't care what they got from the stolen emails, the only way to deal with terrorists demanding obedience is a bullet to their head, not a bow to to their feet.

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    1. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by edawstwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I honestly hope that this has The Streisand Effect and breaks every box office record ever. I know that that won't happen, but it would be nice. I was on the fence about seeing this movie before all of the hoopla (Rogen and Franco can be funny, but they can also be not funny at all), but now that some asshole of a dictator says I can't, I'm going to pay for it at least twice. Thankfully, The Plaza Theater (yay Atlanta!?!) has stepped up so that I can.

      America! Fuck Yeah!

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    2. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you listened to the interviews from the very beginning, the Sony Pictures CEO's line has basically always been "Guys, I can't _officially_ say that we're still releasing it until we negotiate more, but I swear to god it's still going to happen unless the theaters are even dumber than I thought". Dude sounded really pissed and barely restrained by his PR department; I'm convinced that it was 100% playing hardball with distributors and 0% international politics.

      Honestly I'm amazed at the reporting on this. THEATERS caved. Sony said "uh, we're not going to open the show in like two theaters nationwide", theaters took about a week to snap out of "oh god horror the turrists" mode...but it seemed pretty obvious from the beginning that that was going to be the timeline here.

    3. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 2

      The movie probably sucks. But bowing down to pressure from North Korea is ridiculous.

      I am sure Hitler did not like The Great Dictator, but if he had tried to blackmail a US company into cancelling it, we would have laughed at him.

      Sony should have done the same. I don't care what they got from the stolen emails, the only way to deal with terrorists demanding obedience is a bullet to their head, not a bow to to their feet.

      How tough would you be if a foreign government had you singled out and was threatening your kids or spouse?

      Just curious internet tough guy.

    4. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by davydagger · · Score: 1
      if the threat was supposedly North Korea, made by some anonymous jackasses on the internet, pretty tough actually.

      Of course, after all, we all know how impotent they are, and everyone is just itching to convert to democracy the instant a gun is not at their heads, and all that other jazz.

    5. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the foreign government that is the victim of constant threats to it, its people, and interests? The US didn't make this film. Sony did.

      If it were someone that wasn't so threatening, it would be a different story, and offensive... but DPRK, after all the warmongering they have done...

      turnabout is fair play.

    6. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by bledri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The movie probably sucks. But bowing down to pressure from North Korea is ridiculous.

      I am sure Hitler did not like The Great Dictator, but if he had tried to blackmail a US company into cancelling it, we would have laughed at him.

      Sony should have done the same. I don't care what they got from the stolen emails, the only way to deal with terrorists demanding obedience is a bullet to their head, not a bow to to their feet.

      Sony is not who bowed down to pressure. The 5 largest movie theater chains refused to show the movie out of fear, not Sony. Why can't anyone understand this? I was listening to an interview with the CEO of Sony Pictures and he made this perfectly clear, numerous times. But the interviewer kept coming back to "won't people see this as Sony backing down to terrorists?" And then the CEO would repeat, "we are looking for other ways to release the movie, but the large streaming services are afraid of getting hacked, etc..."

      Just because it's popular to hate Sony, does not change the actual facts. Sony wants to release the movie. They want to make back the money they spent on it. But they can't force theater chains to show the movie and their normal model is to do release in a ton of theaters at once and have a big openning weekend. It looks like enough independent chains have come forward that Sony gets a Christmas present.

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    7. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Wrong. That is Sony propaganda. Everything the Sony CEO said was in service of his own cowardice. Yes, some theaters backed out. Others major movie theater chains BEGGED Sony to release the film.

      More importantly, Sony could have released it direct to Video, to HBO, etc. You don't need to 'look for other ways' and if Netflix, HBO, and Hulu were 'afraid of getting hacked' They could simply have given it to the Pirate Bay.

      This was a decision made by Sony, not anyone else. You on the other hand have fallen for a pack of lies.

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    8. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they can't force theater chains to show the movie

      Uh, yeah that can. They had contracts with the theaters to show the movie with penalties for the theaters if they backed out.

      The theaters backed out anyway, and Sony waived the penalties for doing so. Sony caved, no matter what their rootkitting CEO wants you to think.

    9. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I am sure Hitler did not like The Great Dictator

      Didn't stop him watching it twice, or so the story goes. Before that, at least, he was a fan of Chaplin's.

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    10. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly hope that this has The Streisand Effect and breaks every box office record ever.

      Since it's by Sony, I hope the opposite. And this all seems pretty convenient.

    11. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      If you read the talk page for the movie at Wikipedia, you'll find a statement that the movie was shown twice, but not for Hitler. Don't know how true it is, especially as it's not in the main article, so believe it or not as you see fit.

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    12. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >now that some asshole of a dictator says I can't, I'm going to pay for it at least twice.

      That's what Sony is counting on. Don't fall for it and pay to see a crappy movie just because of a controversy.

    13. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I honestly hope that this has The Streisand Effect and breaks every box office record ever.

      What? You think this whole "hack" thing wasn't a publicity stunt from the start?

    14. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Yea, what would be classic is if another threat popped up like last time.
      What would Sony and the theatres do then?
      Would they cancel again or cowboy the fuck up and show it.

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    15. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by bledri · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wrong. That is Sony propaganda. Everything the Sony CEO said was in service of his own cowardice. Yes, some theaters backed out. Others major movie theater chains BEGGED Sony to release the film.

      More importantly, Sony could have released it direct to Video, to HBO, etc. You don't need to 'look for other ways' and if Netflix, HBO, and Hulu were 'afraid of getting hacked' They could simply have given it to the Pirate Bay.

      This was a decision made by Sony, not anyone else. You on the other hand have fallen for a pack of lies.

      "Some" theaters backed out? Bullshit, 9 out of the top ten theater chains in North America pulled out. They own a bunch of theaters that you probably think are "independent." They own virtually all the mega-plexes. Only Marcus Theaters (#6 and well under half the size of #5, or about 3% the size of the top five combined) didn't back out. Which is awesome but they are small potatoes for a "blockbuster" where you make most of your money on the opening weekend.

      Why the fuck would they give it to pirate bay? They spent $44 million making the movie, they aren't going to fucking give it away. Sony wants to make money with the movie. Right, Son'y's evil. That's why.

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    16. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by bledri · · Score: 2

      But they can't force theater chains to show the movie

      Uh, yeah that can. They had contracts with the theaters to show the movie with penalties for the theaters if they backed out.

      The theaters backed out anyway, and Sony waived the penalties for doing so. Sony caved, no matter what their rootkitting CEO wants you to think.

      You're an AC, so I shouldn't bother. First, but Sony Pictures is a different company from Sony BMG. Second, Sony could try force theaters to show the movie but all they have to do is say the withheld it for the public safety and odds are Sony would lose the legal battle. And if someone stubbed their toe during a showing of "The Interview", or a gun tooting wack-o has a hayday, Sony gets sued into oblivion.

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    17. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the farce, the farce a film about Americans showing how tough they are even in a comedy as the 'good' guys and all this fuss because it was too dangerous to show in the 'home of the brave'.

      Pussies

    18. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They could simply have given it to the Pirate Bay.

      Sorry to be a killjoy, but what Pirate Bay? Sony pulled the release on December 15th, and The Pirate Bay was raided the week before and taken offline on the 9th. At least since yesterday we have a waving pirate flag to give us hope.

    19. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      No, I don''t think so. If it was? Brilliant "stunt" releasing all of that embarrassing information and getting the five largest cinema chains to not show their film. They still get my $12 x 2.

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    20. Re: They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care what part of Sony it is, Sony A is Sony B is Sony C is all goddamned Sony.

      And you admit it: they caved due to fear of lawsuits due to fear of terrorists. Which is still caving due to fear.

    21. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Free+Censorship · · Score: 2

      You have a bigger chance of getting into a car accident. Does no one understand risk management? It seems that everyone is afraid of extremely improbable threats for no reason.

    22. Re: They realized how badly they screwed up by bledri · · Score: 1

      I don't care what part of Sony it is, Sony A is Sony B is Sony C is all goddamned Sony.

      And you admit it: they caved due to fear of lawsuits due to fear of terrorists. Which is still caving due to fear.

      Shocking that a corporation would try to avoid losing money. Shocking!!!

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    23. Re: They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're begging the question. You're assuming that by releasing the movie Sony would lose money. They've already spent the majority of their costs. There's no evidence that releasing the movie would increase these costs.

      So you're right in that Sony is trying not to lose money, but you're wrong in your assumption that the risk is worth pulling the movie from the theaters that would show it. Which is what Sony did, out of fear, and not out of any rational analysis of risk.

    24. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America! Fuck Yeah!

      I live in Europe you fucking American Racist Pig, go fuck yourself.

    25. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Sony is not who bowed down to pressure. The 5 largest movie theater chains refused to show the movie out of fear, not Sony.

      Nice excuse, but not valid.

      You are trying to tell me that Sony has no sway over theatre chains that rely on Sony to provide them with product to sell to the public at excessive prices? Really?

      Sony has a ***LOT*** of power, but chose not to use it because they have no spine.

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    26. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >The 5 largest movie theater chains refused to show the movie out of fear, not Sony. Why can't anyone understand this?

      Here's a response from an owner of a small cinema, named George RR Martin:
      grrm.livejournal.com/397388.html

    27. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They way the "threats" are phrased, make it obvious that they found something very bad(for one or more of the bosses)in the hack. As in CEO/CTO's who are pedos or something. There's no other reason to shun showing it, unless it's a PR trick of course..

    28. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to see bravery, maybe it shouldn't be for protecting or even slightly supporting some profiteering bad movie maker who thinks they can call the shots on who lives and who dies and who rakes in dough for starting or even leastly risking war and then can claim they had Whitehouse support on this and are not responsible for the malefic carnage that results, slinks into bankruptcy, and disappears going underground with their billions. There are repercussions for even joking or worse potentially inciting assassinations of global leaders on all sides in this world. Sony does not possess the almighty sovereignty to stir up this kind of trouble. They just endured the worst hack attack in the history of hack attacks and so, who do they run to?

      What kind of message is the free world sending here? Maybe its this: "This is our world and we'll fuck it up how ever we want. TYVM"

    29. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      At this point it's looking like North Korea probably didn't do it.

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    30. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like Sony either but if you disagree with what he said then point out which facts he stated were wrong rather than just acting like a turd.

    31. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I'm going to pay for it at least twice...America! Fuck Yeah!

      Pure comedy gold.

    32. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could have easily been Russia in retaliation hacking both Sony making it look like North Korea and North Korea making it look like US for reasons of the sanctions. Wouldn't they would love to see a war break out between US and North Korea especially if they started it? They'd be getting drunk with their Vodka, laughing, dancing and falling over!
      NEWS Beware what you report.

      Maybe US doesn't want to admit to the Russian savvy attack, depriving them of kudos and knowledge that US knows, and given that there was recently reported by major news outlets that Russia has hacked into US electrical grid, maybe there is a lot we don't know except they sure are repeatedly prepping us for a power grid failure lately. Hmm..

      Hack us once, uh, shame on us er you.. Hack us twice, uh shame on you're, er us or you- you.. er, YOU SUCK!

    33. Re:They realized how badly they screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but now that some asshole of a dictator says I can't, I'm going to pay for it at least twice.

      Do you really think a nation that claims to be a nuclear power would deliver their threats via anonymous emails to theaters? Use your brain. The threats were a prank by some kid.

      Sony is going to milk this for all your money though, and you still have right to be total moron, because America! Fuck Yeah!

      Just vaccinate your kids, okay?
      Or better yet, don't have kids.

  5. not quite by s.petry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It simply demonstrates the sham that we were told a week ago today. There is no threat from the DPRK, just fear mongering typical political spin for an agenda the people are not privy to see. The Intercept has an article hinting at what I'm sure others guessed here.

    Wired had the article last week demonstrating how week the link is to the Sony hack and the DPRK.

    I normally enjoy Seth Rogan's movies, but in this case I'll wait for the TV edition. I don't need to pay for the propaganda machine willfully.

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    1. Re:not quite by future+assassin · · Score: 2

      Well you can easily tell its a farce by how much special commentary a story gets on the news networks besides its being about North Korea (its like a episode and Pinky and The Brain). Unfortunately the ratio of seeing through the bullshit people vs omfg they're taking away out freedom people is 20/80 so....

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    2. Re:not quite by halivar · · Score: 1

      It simply demonstrates the sham that we were told a week ago today.

      Yeah, that explains the complete fire sale on the film, because they're so sure of the demand. /tinfoil-hat

    3. Re:not quite by davydagger · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for it to be pirated

    4. Re:not quite by s.petry · · Score: 1
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  6. B movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gets way more attention than it deserved.

    1. Re:B movie by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Technically, it's not a B movie because nobody makes them any more. B movies were low-budget films intended to be the second half of a double-feature, which is something you also don't see today. However, I agree that if there still were B movies, this would (or at least should) have been one, and probably not one of the best. (All of the Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes movies that take place in modern times, all of the Charlie Chan and Mr. Moto movies were B movies.)

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    2. Re:B movie by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Historically, that is correct, but the term is still in use, and its meaning has shifted. To whit (sp?):

      "B movie noun
      : a movie that costs little money to make and that is usually not considered to be very good"

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  7. Great marketing by SkunkPussy · · Score: 2

    About 40x as many people know the name of the film now than if they hadn't dramatically pulled it.

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    1. Re:Great marketing by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      That's been my take from the beginning. There's no way they're canning the movie. They want money. Even if the bomb threats had teeth (which they don't), Sony does not give two fucks about people being blown up.

      So they pretend to cancel it. Internet freaks out. Senators and the goddamn President of the United States say "you guys should release this movie!" And now their middling picture that barely anybody would have seen or heard about is the most talked about picture of the year. So after some soul* searching, chats with their spiritual advisors, and a big-girl cry, Sony will "bravely" release their mediocre movie to thunderous applause and ticket sales.

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk yoooooooooouuuuuuu Sony.

      *lololololololol as if anyone at Sony has a soul!

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    2. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two birds, one stone:
      1) "The Interview" has been advertised for free *everywhere* - every TV/radio news outlet, internet news site, blogs, word of mouth. One can't buy this type of media exposure. I didn't care to see it before, but now I must. It's my patriotic duty as part of Team America.
      2) "Boo hoo, we're a victim," says Sony. "Please pity our corporation because people more evil than us are attacking us for making fun of them."

      This is a great time for Sony to get together with Apple, Netflix, and even Hulu to try to monetize a direct-to-Internet release of their movie. Well played.

  8. In other news... by jddeluxe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Larry Flynt has announced that Hustler is making a porn version of The Interview:

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/bus...

    Becuase Freedom!

    1. Re:In other news... by edawstwin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Called 'The Inner View'?

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    2. Re:In other news... by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      Hustler still exists?

  9. Kobayashi Maru for Atlanta(/Ausin)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sooo what TFA's saying is that I have to choose between pleasing nk/kim & sony/obama?

    I AM depressed...

    1. Re:Kobayashi Maru for Atlanta(/Ausin)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torrent it and piss them all off.

  10. Better hurry up and see it... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    Nice of Sony to make this announcement after North Korea is knocked off the internet. Very passive-aggressive, Sony. Let's see if it's still available when North Korea gets back online.

    1. Re:Better hurry up and see it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are already back online. For example try http://kcna.kp/ (North Korean Central News Agency).

    2. Re:Better hurry up and see it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not loading now.

  11. My prediction by dysmal · · Score: 1

    This will be the most pirated movie

  12. Drive in theaters? by thedarb · · Score: 2

    To bad most of our drive in theaters are gone. I am thinking it would be harder to attack a drive in theater.

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    1. Re:Drive in theaters? by Translation+Error · · Score: 2

      To bad most of our drive in theaters are gone. I am thinking it would be harder to attack a drive in theater.

      Totally. What terrorist activity could someone possibly perform while driving a car into a crowded area?

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    2. Re:Drive in theaters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

          Tell that to Timothy McVeigh

    3. Re:Drive in theaters? by halivar · · Score: 1

      I think he means via hacking. Because any existing drive-in theaters are probably rocking 486's on a 13 inch CRT.

  13. bla bla bla by user.aaaaa · · Score: 0

    who need that shi ty movie with shi ty actors

  14. Regency is playing it in CA by wgoodman · · Score: 1

    It'll be playing at some of the Regency theaters in southern California as well.

  15. Best Viral Marketing Campaign Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Leaking all this data was probably cheaper than hiring a marketing firm. You probably hadn't even heard about this latest frat-com until sony was "hacked."

    1. Re:Best Viral Marketing Campaign Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Telling teenage boys "you can't watch this movie" makes them want to watch it so bad that all logic and reason goes out the window.

      This PR stunt is a guaranteed $10 million+ dolllar paycheck for the ad agency involved.

  16. Bukkake on Kim Jong-un by HBI · · Score: 1

    Instead of killing him...have about 50 guys shooting a load on him in a kiddie pool. Cinema gold.

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    1. Re:Bukkake on Kim Jong-un by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking Flynt will cast a KOrean with the tiniest dick in the world to play Kim Jong-Un

    2. Re:Bukkake on Kim Jong-un by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe with like an Eric fischl style water color filter, that would make it tasteful.

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    3. Re:Bukkake on Kim Jong-un by HBI · · Score: 1

      This deserves an upmod badly :-)

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    4. Re:Bukkake on Kim Jong-un by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have mixed feelings about remembering what I just learned.

  17. Torturing is OK. But don't touch Hollywood ! by Stuyvesant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This story has so many crazy angles, it will make a nice movie of itself in a couple of years! One of the things is the extremist protection of 'intellectual (*cough*) property'. It's OK that the Norks have a Hitler-like regime, that they put little children in concentration camps and have slave camps. The hunger & starvation is no problem. It's also OK that they abduct civilians of South Korea and Japan, sink enemy ships, make nuclear weapons or trade rockets & launchers with Iran. No, the real problem starts when they (alledgedly) hack a media company. Course, you know, the worst of the worst people are *pirates* and *hackers*. That's how powerful the intellectual property complex has gotten.

    1. Re:Torturing is OK. But don't touch Hollywood ! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It's not about Hollywood! It's about freedom of speech.

      It's a very important principle, especially in the US that speech is protected. Not just by the first amendment, but as one of the fundamental principles on which your country is based.

      You do not silence yourself because the government tells you, or because a criminal tells you and certainly not because some foreign unelected dictatorship tells you. If that happens then you should not just speak, but shout!

      Yes, torture is a problem. Would we know about it if people didn't tell us about it?

      Do you actually care about the human rights violations in North Korea? You seem to. Raise awareness! Tell the world! You can, because your freedom of speech is protected. If North Korea threatens you people will fight and some will even die to protect your right to speak out against it.

    2. Re:Torturing is OK. But don't touch Hollywood ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edward Snowden--because freedom of speech trumps what criminals tell you to do, regardless of whether they're elected or not

  18. As someone pointed out on the radio... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    North Korea can't launch 20,000 9/11-style attacks if the movie gets released world-wide. Pulling the movie in the first place was plain stupid.

    1. Re:As someone pointed out on the radio... by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      If they have the ICBM capabilities they claim, they could launch 9/11 x 20,000. IIRC, the claims of those capabilities are dubious.

    2. Re: As someone pointed out on the radio... by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2
      9/11 times 20,000?

      But that's...

      That's...

      16363.63

    3. Re:As someone pointed out on the radio... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Which ICBM capabilities are those? Earlier this year, they claimed to be nearly ready to TEST an ICBM.

      Even assuming that the test went perfectly, and they could turn the ICBM factory to full production the next day, they'd be a looooong way from having "ICBM capabilities".

      Especially since there's no indication they can actually build a nuclear weapon that would fit on one. So far, they've done a couple of test nukes, none of which would've matched Little Boy. And Little Boy and Fat Man were better than a decade of intensive R&D and continuous testing away from "ICBM capable"....

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    4. Re:As someone pointed out on the radio... by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      I remember reading years ago, I think around the time of their first nuclear test, that they claimed to have missiles capable of reaching the US west coast, which would make it intercontinental. Like I said, it's probably exaggerated like most of their claims, or outright false.

    5. Re:As someone pointed out on the radio... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Remember that 9/11 was about 20 terrorists (the 20th terrorist couldn't get into the country) hijacking four planes to crash into the World Trade Center, Pentagon and White House. North Korea may have a million-man army, but they don't have 400,000 agents world-wide to strike out at movie theaters.

  19. Where is your white tipped cane? by s.petry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nowhere do I even imply that this is about money for Sony. This is about demonizing the DPRK, not money. It's about bringing back CISPA/SOPA legislation, and demonizing hackers in general. It's politics, not money driven.

    Before you attempt to make a false claim the answer is "N", I'm not a fan of the DPRK Government and don't intend any implication that they are the good guys. Quite the contrary, if everything we are told is true they are a despicable dictatorship. At the same time, lying to topple dictators for a political agenda has not turned out well anywhere else. Iraq, Libya, and Afghanistan are easy examples of lies to topple Governments that have been horrific for the populations living in that country. We don't conquer to establish a better Government for them, we topple to destabilize and exploit resources.

    Further, we can't topple the DPRK without pissing off China and suffering severe consequences.

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    1. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, lying to topple dictators for a political agenda has not turned out well anywhere else. Iraq, Libya, and Afghanistan are easy examples of lies to topple Governments that have been horrific for the populations living in that country. We don't conquer to establish a better Government for them, we topple to destabilize and exploit resources.

      In general, you're right. Regime change doesn't generally work out for us. I would like to know what the lies used to topple the Taliban in Afghanistan were. I also fail to see how Afghanistan is now a "horrific" place for the people that live there, at least as compared to what it was. Before you dismiss my comment as utter nit pickery, realize that one bad example in your list can indeed derail your point and turn people away from your position.

    2. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by halivar · · Score: 1

      Nowhere do I even imply that this is about money for Sony

      No, but I am. Sony is not going to financially ruin itself, potentially shutter its multi-billion dollar film studio, out all of its own email and destroy multiple exec's careers out of solidarity with US foreign policy. It's ludicrous to suggest it.

    3. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by halivar · · Score: 2

      I would like to know what the lies used to topple the Taliban in Afghanistan were.

      I suspect there is a high correlation between Sony-works-for-the-CIA and 9/11 Trutherism.

    4. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Here is a tidbit, but we can go further. For example Opium production in Afghanistan was prohibited under the Taliban and right before the war Opium production was at record lows. Right after the invasion opium production goes to all time highs and has remained at all time highs ever since. There were plenty of lies regarding nearly every war, it's a question of whether or not there was also enough justification for "bad" to start the war. I don't believe any of our recent wars have such justification, but of course that is my educated opinion.

      As to the comment from Halivar, stating that "Sony works for the CIA": That is a goddamn idiotic statement for anyone to make. It does not discount what is obvious and provable collusion between huge corporations and Governments, which we have plenty of _proof_ for in the US. We try to pretty some of it up by labeling it "just lobbying", but in reality it's outright bribery, blackmail, cronyism, and nepotism. The levels of collusion are not just courtesy, it's input to operations in both directions. Whistle blowers from nearly every major "news" outlet have claimed this, and many from Hollywood have made similar claims regarding Hollywood's itinerary and direction for movies. "Oh, they only did that in WW I and WWII" really does not make sense, but this is what people will attempt to claim.

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    5. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      This is after the fact we are talking about, not what ever fantasy land you pretend to live in. Sony did not have to out their execs, hackers did that for them. The original group that took credit never mentioned either the movie or the DPRK. That was a side show to divert attention away from the content of the emails and put CISPA SOPA back on the political agenda. You are choosing to ignore investigative journalists who do this for a living from The Intercept and Wired. Oh, I know.. according to you Glen Greenwald must just be a 9/11 truther because you say so and correlate anyone that questions Government actions to an easy to play lie card. Pathetic, simply pathetic, reasoning skills you have going on there.

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    6. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by Free+Censorship · · Score: 1

      I would like to know what the lies used to topple the Taliban in Afghanistan were.

      The lie was that sending our military into another country to hunt down a bunch of nutters is justifiable.

    7. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by halivar · · Score: 1

      I'm not the one chaining endless strands of causality together and slapping a completely irrelevant pet agenda into the middle of it. WTF does SOPA have to do with this? Unless you think it's the CIA and their black helicopters making Sony issue take-down requests. Can't be, because that would be kooky.

    8. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you republican apologist shills always post ac?

    9. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by s.petry · · Score: 2

      So the US Media and Politicians never switched the blame from the GOP who claimed responsibility for the hack to the DPRK never happened? The shift in blame is all black helicopters and "hookey"? Really now, I think you need a reality check, because this is not a casual link but _WHAT HAPPENED_.

      Perhaps you are considering that the CIA did make changes to Sony PR information is also just a casual link, even though the emails prove this. More black helicopters and casual strands right?

      Believe everything you are told by our Media, they have never lied before. Same goes for the politicians, and remember Saddam really had mountains of yellow cake and dirty bombs.. GW told you so, and it has to be true.

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    10. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Further, we can't topple the DPRK without pissing off China and suffering severe consequences.

      Sure we could. Ask China what cash payment they'd like. The cost of paying off China in cash is much cheaper than a war (economic or military) with or through them. China has a problem because they expect DPRK refugees to run north, not south.

    11. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      If only our Politicians thought this simply, but I do like the idea.

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    12. Re:Where is your white tipped cane? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      It'd never happen, spending $1T on war gear gets bribe-kick-backs from the makers, and a cash payment to China wouldn't put anything in the pocket of the legislators.

  20. Most tickets sold with the fewest viewers by cryingpoet · · Score: 1

    I think this movie will have the record number of people who bought tickets, but did not actually go to see the movie.

  21. I wonder if we're being viral marketed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could be the mother of all viral marketing campaigns. For all we know, Sony cut some back-room deal with the authorities not to call them on it. I can see it now, "Go see this in the theatre or you a coward".

  22. Sony- anhero pls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SONY --- worthless IT/security. SPINELESS MANAGEMENT. I sincerely hope Sony shareholders force a house-cleaning--- but likely they won't. Burn in the hell you've created for yourselves, you flaming jackasses.

  23. Sony Hack Continues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Treason would design a way to shut down the US electrical grid. Sony does not have sovereignty and it does not have authority to declare war on North Korea, but it is essentially being allowed by some with an expressed form of sovereignty to endanger the lives of Americans by releasing this movie.

    This is a crazy world now that we truly can't know who our enemies actually are anymore because they are all hiding behind their secret agendas.

    They must be wringing their hands, looking disgustingly excited too, you know with that wide-eyed, crazed bloodshot look in their eyes.. The culling as they call it has begun.

    There's going to be a big run on toilet paper. I got that feeling, Yogi. You know if you don't have it, that's why you need it! Screw the stereo and electronics, keep the toilet paper dry!

  24. DDOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Drafthouse's website drafthouse.com is down. Concidence?

  25. Contractually Obligated by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

    Sony is likely contractually obligated to give it a theatrical release. A lot of actors have it in their contract that the movie will have some sort of theatrical release, so even having it open in one single theater in Texas would count, for instance.

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  26. Re:Comfort Women Documentary by blackomegax · · Score: 1

    It's a comedy, lighten up.

  27. Re:Comfort Women Documentary by LocalH · · Score: 1

    Sony Pictures Entertainment is an American company. Always has been. Except for Sony, they've even always been owned by American companies.

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  28. Re:Comfort Women Documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eeets got Sony guts, eeetz same thing! Half off today my friend. Going out of business soon!

  29. Sonys are EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because one nigg^H^H^H^H Sony raped my wife, now I hate all Sonys!

  30. Drafthouse.com ticketing server not responding by FairAndUnbalanced · · Score: 1

    The ticketing server for the movies on the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema site is not responding either via the web or their cell phone app. I'm hoping this is just because of Slashdot curiosity and not a denial of service attack or hack of some sort.

  31. damned Pilgrims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To quote Rogen and Franco's last big hit This is the End:

    Who even has porno mags anymore? It's the 21st century and you guys are still jacking your dicks like a goddamned Pilgrim!

  32. Re:Comfort Women Documentary by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    Why should modern Japanese still be paying for the sins of their grandfathers? - Also, if you applied similar logic to the UK/US "empires" and banned them from criticising every nation they have invaded/occupied during the 20th century, they would only be allowed to criticise each other.

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  33. Switch the roles by emil · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    If Sony made a movie with Hirohito (or Kim) lynching Obama, the condemnation would have been fast and fierce. Would Franco and Rogan have been justifiable playing happy executioners on the Trail of Tears? Turn the shoe inside out and see how it fits.

    1. Re:Switch the roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't make a movie like that. It wouldn't sell in the US.

    2. Re:Switch the roles by JackieBrown · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Switch the roles by the_digitalmouse · · Score: 1

      It would probably be awesome and millions around the world would pay to see it! (nothing against Obama, mind you, but I'm always up for a good comedy that thrashes politics...Bush bashing would be funnier). I look forward to Franco and Rogan doing such a project. Or maybe Matthew Senreich, Seth Green, Mike Fasolo of Robot Chicken fame. Heck, I'd support a crowdfunding for it.

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    4. Re:Switch the roles by the_digitalmouse · · Score: 1

      Sure it would. And if it didn't, the US isn't the world so international sales would make up for any US revenue loses because people *love* to poke fun and tragedy at politicians in other regimes.

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  34. The Sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I grew up, there was a Japanese sword in the corner of my father's living room that was taken by my uncle as a trophy. I sometimes wonder who the bearer was, and I have realized that there was likely little real difference between myself and this man, other than the fact that he was unlucky enough to be standing in front of a bullet fired by my ancestor, and I was not.

    There is no goodness or value in a violent end inflicted upon another. I hope that Kim Jong Un meets his end at an old age, peacefully, in his sleep. I wish the same for Akihito, and for my president Obama. All people deserve to live their lives as they see fit, and it is an unjust tragedy when this does not occur.

    I wonder about the family of the bearer of my sword of old, and whether they also have trophies, and songs of a lost hero. Do their mementos have value? Was the lesson heeded? What was this chain of suffering, and how far back does it go?

    A few here might remember Tolkien's opinion in the words of Gandalf: "[Gollum] Deserves death? Many that live deserve death, and many who die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too quick to deal out death in punishment, for even the very wise cannot see all ends."

    The only reasonable justification for the use of violence is to stop greater violence. Sony's folly does not serve this end. It should be burned. It is of no worth.

  35. smells like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supreme marketing for, what will more than likely a mediocre movie at best.

  36. Dear North Korea by emil · · Score: 1

    We would be happy to welcome you to the commerce of industrialized nations. If you would forgive us our wrongs, we would show you forebereance, and greatly engage you in the modern age. Your lack is starkly obvious, and we miss you greatly.

  37. Wasn't going to see it before... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 1

    ... still not going to see it now.

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  38. Re:say ahhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dislike Sony too but if you disagree with what he posted then point out which facts he stated were wrong rather than just acting like a turd.

  39. I invite by emil · · Score: 1

    Seth Rogan and James Franco to travel to north Korea, on my dime, to North Korea, and see the people there. Perhaps some good can come of truth, for nothing comes from lies.

    1. Re:I invite by the_digitalmouse · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they are aware of the Korean *people* as being good people. This is a frickin' comedy about it's bat-shit crazy leader and political system.

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  40. Re:Comfort Women Documentary by kwbauer · · Score: 1

    for the same reason i am expected to be paying for the sins of people who lived in the US at the same time my great-great-grandfathers were living in Europe: because playing the victim can be a pretty good gig for some people.

  41. guilt is good for the soul by emil · · Score: 1

    What better to prepare you for the greatness to come that we do not deserve? What else is there to describe our present live, or for the promise of the singularity?

  42. What if one successful attack occurred? by DentalAppointment · · Score: 1

    Forgive me if considering the following scenario constitutes shrinking unpatriotically in the face of some improbable, hyperbolic threats lodged on behalf of a nation known for empty posturing, but I haven't quite been able to shake this prospect: barring the existence of government intelligence that somehow assured us no attacks from North Korea would or could come to fruition as described, what if the theater companies and Sony had "stood their ground" and The Interview had been released on Dec 25 as scheduled, and *one* terrorist style attack was successfully carried out? Let's say for argument's sake that an explosive device went off at a major theater chain location in downtown Washington D.C. or Houston or Philadelphia, 10 minutes into a packed evening showing of The Interview? Let's say 85 people were killed in the blast. Ok now hit pause for a moment. I can't pretend to have a good idea of what the political, social, or military aftermath would look like, but I think it's safe to say that the fall out would be chaotic. Presumably one of the key measures would be for the relevant parties to establish with certainty that North Korea was directly responsible. But meanwhile, imagine the immediate media discourse on both sides of the political aisle. There seems to me, as a citizen with access only to public information and my reasoning skills, to be at least a sliver of possibility (the latest intelligence notwithstanding) that a) the threats could have originated from a source other than North Korea who nonetheless really intended to carry out an attack, or b) the threats themselves could have been empty, but regardless of their origin they inspired an opportunistic attack by some unknown lone actor or actors. My hypothetical question then, all mechanical details and unforeseen twists aside, is what would we -- "as a nation" so to speak -- have to say about the decision to release the movie if one attack as described above really did get carried out, either by North Korea or another party? Would the predominant sentiment really be that "the right thing" was done by releasing the film, or would it swing quickly towards regret and blame? Would nearly everyone still be trumpeting that the mandate of free speech demanded this film be released on principle? Would we be able to hold onto an almost Kantian resolve that the unwavering commitment to some ideal of freedom was worth the 85 deaths? Would we be able to suppress in our minds the notion, as irrational as it might be, that Seth Rogen's bad idea and ego trip was in some fundamental way responsible for the tragedy? I'm not saying I think the film should or should have been canned. I will say I'm conflicted. And I'm just curious to hear what others think.

  43. called it. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    Sony creates situation following poor critical review of a movie in prerelease state to up the hype.
    Now one of two things will happen:

    Tickets will sell out as people fall for the hype, only to be disappointed - but it'll be too late, because Sony now has their money.

    -or-

    Theatres will remain empty as people are smart enough not to be fooled again.

    I wonder which is true?

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  44. Every viewer will have two DHS officers seated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at each side, batons ready in hand.

  45. Texas: The America of America by netsavior · · Score: 1

    (credit: SMBC Comics)

  46. Hollywood by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    Hollywood should show some American spirit, for a change, and nominate The Interview for an Oscar.

  47. Before the end of the year means ... by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    And by releasing it before the end of the year, Sony makes it eligible for Oscars.

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