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The Search For Starivores, Intelligent Life That Could Eat the Sun

sarahnaomi writes: There could be all manner of alien life forms in the universe, from witless bacteria to superintelligent robots. Still, the notion of a starivore — an organism that literally devours stars — may sound a bit crazy, even to a seasoned sci-fi fan. And yet, if such creatures do exist, they're probably lurking in our astronomical data right now.

That's why philosopher Dr. Clement Vidal, who's a researcher at the Free University of Brussels, along with Library of Congress Chair in Astrobiology Stephen Dick, futurist John Smart, and nanotech entrepreneur Robert Freitas are soliciting scientific proposals to seek out star-eating life.

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  1. Starivore? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is "Black Hole" not fancy enough anymore?

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    1. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Astrophage

    2. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for study grants. No.

    3. Re:Starivore? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I like it.

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    4. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These will evolve to eat black holes once the universe is closer to its heat death. Paper beats the rock.

    5. Re:Starivore? by LQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Astrophage

      Or stellavore if you prefer Latin to Greek.. But "starivore" is an abomination. if you're going to make up new compound words, you should stick to the same language for each component. "Star-eater" would be ok.

    6. Re:Starivore? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      if you're going to make up new compound words, you should stick to the same language for each component.

      I agree, a man on the television said so.

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    7. Re:Starivore? by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But "starivore" is an abomination. if you're going to make up new compound words, you should stick to the same language for each component.

      Unless you're an engineer. Then words like 'automobile' and 'television' are perfectly fine.

    8. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Despite there being zero evidence, this professor would like to raise public funds (from you and me) to research this baseless science-fiction concept.

      Why not research asteroid-field serpents? Or how about nebulae moths? We simply can't rule such fanciful creatures out, after all how do we really know? Grant money please!

    9. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is "Black Hole" not fancy enough anymore?

      Hey. We should be thankful they weren't desperate enough to go straight to porn, saving us from a million memes about their new star swallower...

    10. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ftw!

    11. Re:Starivore? by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I'm not the only one who read that as the basis for a bad made-for-SyFy movie.

      Plucky protagonist: Oh no, the Starivore is coming to eat our sun!

      Glasses wearing scientist: Yes Plucky, and there's nothing we can do about it!

      Ribbon laden general: We'll nuke it!

      Plucky protagonist: But the nuclear detonation would only make it stronger.

      Glasses wearing scientist: You have a point there Plucky, I'm glad you figured that out before we made a terrible mistake.

      Ribbon laden general: Too late, the missiles have already launched, there's nothing we can do.

      Glasses wearing scientist: There's only one thing we can do, stop it with a black hole!

      [all somewhat technical people viewing it]: shit, I should have known better than to watch more SyFy channel crap.

      Shit, I really shouldn't have said anything. Now they'll really make that movie. Right after Sharkgle.

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    12. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how "sun-chomper" rolls off the tongue. What do you think a space cowboy would call it?

    13. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astrophage

      f you're going to make up new compound words, you should stick to the same language for each component. "Star-eater" would be ok.

      you mean like "automobile"?

      because that should be called either ipsomobile (latin) or autokinet (greek)

      folling that tradition the "correct" name should therefore be Astrovore.

    14. Re:Starivore? by MouseR · · Score: 2

      Undead Blackhole (+1)

    15. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno; those words have a certain "je ne sais what" about them.

    16. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a mathematician. Then you get to use words like ‘eigenvector’ with no one batting an eye.

    17. Re:Starivore? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      It may depend on whether you're combining established loan words or just creating a fancy neologism. "Mobile" and "vision" had been established in English (and perhaps not perceived as foreign anymore) before someone combined them. Ditto for auto- as a prefix, even if to a lesser degree, perhaps, since it also fits about anywhere. -vore, on the other hand, appears to only appear in newly coined specialist terms where indeed it is customary to juxtapose words from the same language. If both parts are distinctly foreign and neither is in already in common use in the target language, *then* someone will take care to match them properly, but otherwise, that's not likely to happen. That has nothing to do with engineers.

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    18. Re:Starivore? by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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    19. Re:Starivore? by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Sacre blue

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    20. Re:Starivore? by pugugly · · Score: 1

      OW! You insensitive Clod - You hit my Eigenball with your Eigenvector!

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    21. Re: Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also something as simple as "polyglot" is (appropriately) in two languages!

    22. Re:Starivore? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Astrophage

      Or stellavore if you prefer Latin to Greek.. But "starivore" is an abomination. if you're going to make up new compound words, you should stick to the same language for each component. "Star-eater" would be ok.

      Or, we could stick to the word we've already been using for such a beast -- Dyson Sphere. But then, people would realize that we've already been keeping an eye out for such things for ~30 years.

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    23. Re:Starivore? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The Worm of the World's End.

    24. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jokes on you. Macrophilia has existed for a while now.

      Captcha: ruined

    25. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can air after "the 100" on CW at that point ;-)

    26. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the black-and-white CRT television that showed this evoked nostalgia. (compound Greek/Latin)

    27. Re:Starivore? by outlander · · Score: 1

      SharkNebula, now on SyFy!

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    28. Re:Starivore? by khallow · · Score: 1

      I gather the "starivore" actually consumes the matter of the star in addition to its energy. So it might not even intercept all that much energy from the star.

    29. Re:Starivore? by sootman · · Score: 2

      They're called hybrid words

      Just a few favorites from their list of fifty...

      Automobile - a wheeled passenger vehicle, from Greek _ (autos) "self" and Latin mobilis "moveable"
      Biathlon - from the Latin bis meaning "twice" and the Greek _ (athlon) meaning "contest"
      Claustrophobia - from the Latin claustrum meaning _confined space_ and Greek _ (phobos) meaning "fear"
      Dysfunction - from the Greek _- (dys-) meaning "bad" and the Latin functio
      Genocide - From the Greek _ (genos) meaning "race, people" and the Latin c_dere meaning "to kill"
      Geostationary - From the Greek _ (g_) meaning "Earth" and the Latin stationarius, from statio, from stare meaning "to stand"
      Hexadecimal - from Greek _ (hex), meaning "six", and Latin decimus meaning "tenth"
      Metadata - from the Greek _ (meta) and the Latin data meaning "given" from dare
      Monoculture - from the Greek _ (monos) meaning _one, single_ and the Latin cultura
      Nonagon - from the Latin nonus meaning "ninth" and the Greek _ (g_nia) meaning "angle"
      Quadriplegia - from the Latin quattuor meaning "four" and the Greek _ (pl_g_) "stroke", _ (pl_ssein) meaning "to strike";
      Sociology - from the Latin socius, "comrade", and the Greek _ (logos) meaning "word", "reason", "discourse"
      Television - from the Greek _ (t_le) meaning "far" and the Latin visio meaning "seeing"
       
      ... but I agree, "starivore" is right up (down?) there with "staycation". :-)

      (All Greek characters replaced with '_' so Slashdot won't shit all over itself. Unicode? WTF is that? It's only 2015!)

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    30. Re:Starivore? by meerling · · Score: 1

      Bravo!
      Additionally, English as a language rather sucks as it is composed of a lot of weird shit it's absorbed from other languages. It's kind of like the malfunctioning retarded borg of linguistics. Yes, I am a native speaker of English who has failed miserably at learning any other language, which is why I can appreciate how messed up it is. :P
      (If you can't figure that last sentence out, turn in your secret decoder ring!)

    31. Re:Starivore? by meerling · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The Dyson sphere's and shells merely surround a star to absorb the radiation emitted by the star. An astrovore, or whatever name you want for a "star-eater", is doing something to actively "feed" off of the star itself. Maybe it's using a companion body to syphon off hydrogen & helium to fuel something, or it's dumping in quantum black holes to increase hawking radiation to suck up, or something so exotic we haven't even imagined it. It seems very likely that whatever they are doing, they also have a dyson sphere or shell to aid with the system, but as this is all wild speculation, we are just shooting in the dark... at stars. :D

      If you want a description of the difference that's a little more down to earth, then imagine a media star, music, movies, whatever.
      Now the dyson sphere or shell is like a bunch of fans surrounding the star, listening to every word, ogling their appearance, and just generally basking in the glory they imagine is there.
      The Star Eater on the other hand, is right up there hands on groping the star, stealing whatever souvenirs they can pull off, and possibly even trying to draw blood or cut hair to keep. Whether or not they have a possie of cronies surrounding the star to keep things "convenient" for them doesn't make it the same as the previous example despite some similarities as the intent and method is very different.

      I hope this example was funny and somewhat disturbing. If it wasn't, you crawled out the wrong tube today. :P

    32. Re:Starivore? by meerling · · Score: 1

      Stop giving those incompetent fools at syfylis ideas! Or at least stick to good ones because they sure as heck can't!

    33. Re:Starivore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bleu" in French. What you wrote is a misspelling of the correct phrase, not an inherently mixed-language phrase.

    34. Re:Starivore? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Much like a creative decision making meeting at SyFy, any stupid idea will be made.

      Shark Nebula!

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    35. Re: Starivore? by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      Stellarniverous

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    36. Re:Starivore? by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Unless I am wrong (and I am never wrong), "blue" is the correct spelling of "blue" in English.

      So the French 'sacré' and the English 'blue' yields an (intentionally) inherently mixed-language phrase.

    37. Re:Starivore? by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Qu'est-ce que fuck? You missed the whoosh.

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    38. Re:Starivore? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Unless I am wrong (and I am never wrong)...

      You are not wrong.

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    39. Re:Starivore? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      I prefer "stellaraptor"?

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    40. Re:Starivore? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I gather the "starivore" actually consumes the matter of the star in addition to its energy. So it might not even intercept all that much energy from the star.

      That's what a Dyson Sphere does. A civilization builds a sphere around a star, capturing all its solar power. After a few billion years, when the star goes dim, they will most likely loot the star for fusible material. In the meantime, they might capture the material from the solar wind. In fact, given the technological process necessary to build a Dyson Sphere, it is not very implausible that they might just disassemble the star to feed fusion reactors right from the start.

      As for a non-technological creature that eats stars -- that just leaves too many unanswered questions. Why would it eat a star? Stars are made of mostly hydrogen, something already abundant in more convenient locations. What would be the power source the creature would use to digest the star? The energy required to poop out a star's worth of hydrogen and helium is, well, astronomical. Or maybe it could be like a living Dyson Sphere, using the star for energy and maybe propulsion (leave a hole for the solar wind to escape acting as a rocket)?

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    41. Re:Starivore? by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

      Amazingly, this is the premise for my next SciFi novella - "StarEaters of Erdition", about a species of non-sentient astrophages. I think I'll use a plucky 70yo trans-species cyborg who's sentient self (hence, "who's") detects their existence and maps their trajectory from peta-peta-bytes of old Hubble data. Throw in a bit of a Cassandra complex (no one believes its (gender neutral pronoun) pronouncements). I think I'll cast Brent Spiner ("Data") as the carbon-based-component of the cyborg and George Takai ("Mr. Sulu") for the voice of the (nominally) silicone-based-component of the cyborg).

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    42. Re:Starivore? by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you can make up any word to have any meaning in any way you choose. People are free to not use it, ignore it, bitch about it, etc.

    43. Re:Starivore? by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's what a Dyson Sphere does.

      No, it doesn't.

      After a few billion years, when the star goes dim, they will most likely loot the star for fusible material.

      Which is not a Dyson sphere thing.

  2. Do it in your free time by Karmashock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kindly do not suggest to the public that you're just screwing around on the public dime. What you do on your own time is your own business.

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    1. Re:Do it in your free time by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      yeah.. maybe, somehow, it happened in 1 galaxy out of billions.

      but really, such a creature would more likely be what's commonly called a "civilization".

      there's quite a few hurdles between starting as a single cell life and evolving into something that eats stars. - big, BIG jumps necessary - more likely such that they're much more likely to be done by groups of intelligent beings - or such a being would have to have been created on purpose.

      like, the creature would first need to eat up the place it evolved in - but before that think/find/somehow have a way to get the next star, no small feat on it's own.

      giving them public money would be a total waste. especially when if such existed, detecting it would come for free from the observing we're doing currently.

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    2. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's quite a few hurdles between starting as a single cell life and evolving into something that eats stars

      What makes you think non-terrestrial life would start as anything close to "single cell life"? To me, nothing seems to prevent life from starting as large as galaxy-sized, after all, as long as suitable forces exist for cohesion and communication (even the speed of light might not be a problem, after all our own cells are also bound to speed of light for communicating).

    3. Re: Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, thermodynamics?

    4. Re:Do it in your free time by Immerman · · Score: 1

      What about for something that started life as a star, black hole, nebular standing wave, etc? Cellular life is after all only one of near-infinite possibilities. Just because it's the only kind we've ever seen doesn't mean we should assume it's the only kind that exists - we have after all only seen one tiny corner of one apparently utterly unspectacular galaxy. (Maybe our existence makes it spectacular - but we'd need to determine, experimentally, the average sentient life load of a galaxy before we could make such a claim.)

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    5. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying we're a virus inside our solar system, a cell of the galaxy?

    6. Re: Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, thermodynamics?

      In what way would it violate thermodynamics?

    7. Re: Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grants are not by default on the taxpayers dime. Even if they can be some of the most frivolous seeming ones have given unexpected boons. Look up the sensors from a USA federal grant on the sounds fruit make as they grow....

    8. Re:Do it in your free time by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's pretty improbable for an entire galaxy, or planet size or whatever object to be the starting point for life, due to chance anyways.

      why? for the same reason its improbable for something as complex as a human emerging from a pile of random molecules - except a planet size such happening would be even more improbable, and a galaxy size even vastly more so, to the point that it's probable to never happen no matter how long the monkeys keep typing.

      now I didn't have time to put into my original comment the mention of interstellar origins life, which would maybe, just maybe pull it off by evolving into something as big that can withstand a solar system hitting it and absorbing the solar system into itself. but, I reckon that as fairly unlikely too(hostile environment, not much energy going around to provide the energy for growth and even then practicalities of scaling up and the animal avoiding turning into a star itself).

      though, if you believe in a godly intervention in the creation process then sure, why not, such solar system scale animals could have been wished into existence, but then again we might just as well go looking for dragons.

      but whatever, these futurologists and astrobiologists pull shit out of their asses and present them as facts all day every day. they're literally presenting themselves as experts and scientists of things that we don't know if they exist or ever will exist, modern day toothsayers and when they come up with bullshit like this and ask for money you now they're charlatans as well.

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    9. Re:Do it in your free time by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

      yeah.. maybe, somehow, it happened in 1 galaxy out of billions.

      but really, such a creature would more likely be what's commonly called a "civilization".

      there's quite a few hurdles between starting as a single cell life and evolving into something that eats stars. - big, BIG jumps necessary - more likely such that they're much more likely to be done by groups of intelligent beings - or such a being would have to have been created on purpose.

      like, the creature would first need to eat up the place it evolved in - but before that think/find/somehow have a way to get the next star, no small feat on it's own.

      giving them public money would be a total waste. especially when if such existed, detecting it would come for free from the observing we're doing currently.

      I was once told by a biologist while discussing giant sauropods that if he hadn't seen a giraffe and somebody described the animal to him he'd probably have classified the account as a gross exaggeration at best because the creature just sounded so improbable and sauropods he would probably have dismissed as anatomically impossible unless he saw the remains. The world is full of lifeforms who evolved traits that knocked the socks off the scientsts who discovered them. I'm not going to say that 'starivores' are a terribly likely lifeform and the evolutionary hurdles would be orders of magnitude greater than you get with a average giraffe and greater than sauropods, but is it really impossible? It's probably at the very fringe where the possibly plausible ends and science fiction takes over. Personally I would not necessarily give this guy money just based on the odds against a 'starivore' existing. However I'd definitely finance investigations into interstellar life which I think is much more plausibe, call it scientific venture capitalism.

    10. Re:Do it in your free time by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      To me, nothing seems to prevent life from starting as large as galaxy-sized

      For evolution, beings should multiply. Earthly microbes need from 15 minutes to 24 hours to double their ranks. And it took 3.8e9 years and at least 3.8e9*365 divisions to produce a sentient being. If something galaxy-sized can multiply then it needs at least the time the light travels along it (Really, much more time). It means that something 1000-ly in diameter can procreate not more than 13.8e6 times from the Big Bang. There is quite a difference between 3.8e9*365 and 13.8e6.

      (I don't discuss the fate and visibility of 2**13.8e6 galaxy-sized beings that were born and died in the process).

    11. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your "biologist" had never heard of dinosaurs or giraffes, knows nothing about evolution either and you still bothered to keep talking to him/her?

    12. Re:Do it in your free time by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      For evolution, beings should multiply

      For Darwinian evolution, sure, but Lamarckian evolution is still somewhat plausible, even if we haven't seen any examples of it on Earth.

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    13. Re:Do it in your free time by Muros · · Score: 0

      but really, such a creature would more likely be what's commonly called a "civilization".

      RTFA?

      "Which is to say, what astronomers may have taken to be two massive balls of plasma locked in a gravitational embrace could actually be a very large, very hungry civilization devouring a hapless star."

    14. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re-read his post. That is not what he said.

    15. Re:Do it in your free time by umghhh · · Score: 1

      After lawyers and finance industry sucked the civilization dry they evolved into a star sucking monsters described as 'massive balls of plasma' in TFA.

    16. Re:Do it in your free time by pugugly · · Score: 1

      More to the point, anything that evolves to eat stars, must also evolve to be able to survive the death of the first one they eat, or must have evolved to survive the death of a start prior to developing the capacity to feeding on them.

      In a not-quite infinite Universe I can just manage to buy into a life form that feeds on a star . . . once. Once that happens it must either manage to escape the now dead gravity well, or having triggered a stellar explosion, survive a supernova. Legion of Super Heroes aside, these both strike me as being orders of magnitude more unlikely than the already only mathematically possible evolution of an 'Astrophage' in the first place.

      Now a Planet-Eater (a'la "One of our Planets is Missing" from ST-TAS) seems more viable, although the gravity well situation is still iffy. But at least it doesn't involve surviving a super-nova.

      The other possibility would be an something that is more of an infection than a 'creature' - if something started a process that ended in a supernova, but during early stages resulted in the star blowing out the infection as it blew out it's outer shells, such an interstellar virus *could* survive in deep space as part of the Nebula before being drawn into another star that passed through it and 'Infecting' it. But even then the 'it somehow survived this' value seems unlikely.

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    17. Re:Do it in your free time by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Osmosis Jones bro...

    18. Re:Do it in your free time by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Considering all the manner of crazy monsters that people thought existed in Europe prior to ever seeing giraffes, I'd say your biologist friend is either an anomaly or full of crap.

    19. Re:Do it in your free time by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Feel free to personally finance investigations into interstellar life. Just don't attempt to force everyone else to commit to it as well. See how far your allowance goes with the guys that write these kinds of researchers goes.

    20. Re: Do it in your free time by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      How about this? Kindly do not suggest to the public that you're just intellectually masturbating and calling it research. What you do on your bathroom should be kept your own business.

    21. Re:Do it in your free time by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      you can just redefine life and thus the earth becomes an organism. and then as stated above, the dyson sphere would be a cultural organism consuming a star.

    22. Re:Do it in your free time by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      we're talking about something that would be necessarily massive in volume. and consisting of a material that is almost completely unaffected by the energy that a star puts out. eating necessarily means stealing matter in some way, so there's that... considering the matter is 5500K at the surface of our sun and carbon sublimes at 4000? not to mention gravity, and the difficulty in resisting becoming part of the star itself. you'd need to evolve a propulsion system in space... that can put out more thrust than a star while part of you is touching said star. the surface gravity on the sun is what.. 27 times earth gravity?

      obligatory xkcd: what-if
      https://what-if.xkcd.com/89/

      We don't even have an idea of how to go about making a vehicle now that could hope to play hopscotch with a star.
       

    23. Re:Do it in your free time by dryeo · · Score: 1

      For evolution, beings should multiply. Earthly microbes need from 15 minutes to 24 hours to double their ranks. And it took 3.8e9 years and at least 3.8e9*365 divisions to produce a sentient being.

      Is that the sentient beings that did genetic engineering, invented chlorophyll and wiped themselves in the oxygen catastrophe? Or perhaps those vaguely crab shaped ones that had the bad luck of a volcano? Or any of the other sapient beings that had bad luck?

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    24. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they are proposing that this lifeform evolved from organic life. Such a creature might not even be chemical based life. Its genome may be recorded in gravitational bonds(totally made up idea) rather than chemical ones. A single cell might consist of multiple stars and be several light years across.

    25. Re:Do it in your free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not inconceivable a civilization would genetically engieer leviathan-like ships that could reproduce with engines and other components capable of surviving in space. From there they'd just have to get loose and survive on their own. Still quite a bit leap to make but not impossible so it probably exists somewhere.

    26. Re:Do it in your free time by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      eating necessarily means stealing matter in some way, so there's that... considering the matter is 5500K at the surface of our sun and carbon sublimes at 4000? not to mention gravity, and the difficulty in resisting becoming part of the star itself. you'd need to evolve a propulsion system in space... that can put out more thrust than a star while part of you is touching said star. the surface gravity on the sun is what.. 27 times earth gravity?

      Technically, one could siphon protons and other ions off the star magnetically while orbiting it. You'd just need one hell of a magnet. But magnets are fun, and bigger magnets are more fun!

  3. Calling Star Trek by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    We found your stoned script writers.

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    1. Re:Calling Star Trek by lgw · · Score: 1

      Not Star Ttrek - Superman. Suneaters were a thing in the Superman books, IIRC - heck, didn't he have a pet suneater at some point, or was that only in the animation?

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    2. Re:Calling Star Trek by jiriw · · Score: 1

      Neverness, prequel to the 'A Requiem to homo sapiens' trilogy, by David Zindell, has star eating as one of its background themes. I quite liked the read. Still need to read the actual 'A Requiem to homo sapiens' trilogy 'though.

    3. Re:Calling Star Trek by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The Revelation Space series also had devices and civilizations capable of destroying, mining, moving, and otherwise using stars to advance their own ends.

    4. Re:Calling Star Trek by sycodon · · Score: 1

      These guy shave apparently never watched Star Trek

      Or, maybe they have and are just ripping off Roddenberry's ideas.

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  4. I think... by Guy+From+V · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Stellarvore" would be the correct Latinisation. N'est-ce pas?

    1. Re:I think... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      And he doesn't know the singular of phenomena. Fail.

    2. Re:I think... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      doesn't matter, the people proposing to get money for this are all.. how to say... professional bullshitters or more nicely put storytellers(with fancy titles that boil down to being a storyteller).

      (though one of the guys has maybe perhaps done a practical application, since he has a patent for it. quick search proved fruitless though on if that method was actually used in practice.. that is, if it really works or not- most publications from him as well seemed to be "what may be possible").

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    3. Re:I think... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      I wonder if this guy is a meativore or a plantivore.

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    4. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stellarvore" would be the correct Latinisation. N'est-ce pas?

      While it's a horrible bastardisation of Greek and Latin, I think 'astrovore' sounds better.

    5. Re:I think... by Ihlosi · · Score: 2
      While it's a horrible bastardisation of Greek and Latin, I think 'astrovore' sounds better.

      How about 'astrophage'?

    6. Re:I think... by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it was derived as a portmanteau of "star" and "carnivore."

    7. Re:I think... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it was derived as a portmanteau of "star" and "carnivore."

      The word you want is stellarvore. Because Latin and Latin. HTH. HAND.

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    8. Re:I think... by SaBumNim · · Score: 1

      Why not go the Grimm route and call them "Sternessen"?

    9. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you guys talking about? Astra is a latin word.

    10. Re:I think... by Ihlosi · · Score: 2
      What are you guys talking about? Astra is a latin word.

      'astron' is ancient Greek. 'astrum' is the loan-word version in Latin. You know, for those Romans who found 'stella' to sound too uneducated.

    11. Re:I think... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it was derived as a portmanteau of "star" and "carnivore."

      Seems like a fine example of a malamanteau.

  5. DC says sorry, we got the copyrights on this by Nyder · · Score: 2
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  6. This is clearly a prank by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    It's on a wordpress subdomain for fuck's sake.

    1. Re:This is clearly a prank by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      They aren't saying roving hypergoats are devouring entire star systems. They are saying there could be migrating civilizations so powerful that they effectively mine and deplete entire stars. There have been thought experiments done focusing on how such a thing could be possible. For instance, here is a wikipage about a few designs for the type of things they are talking about in the article, none of which are really that wildly impossible.

  7. Top video on galactic youtube by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    Eating the sun seems like the ultimate "fire challenge"

    1. Re:Top video on galactic youtube by linzello · · Score: 1

      Except that the sun isn't a huge ball of fire. Its heat comes from nuclear fusion. You need oxygen for fire.

  8. What about Galactus? by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    If there was such a creature, would Galactus orbit around it?

    1. Re:What about Galactus? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0

      No but the guy proposing this circles Uranus... har har har

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    2. Re:What about Galactus? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      No, Neil deGrasse Galactus is a destroyer of Planets, not Suns.

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    3. Re:What about Galactus? by hughbar · · Score: 1

      Yes, I immediately thought of Galactus too. But the research could prove or disprove whether Galactus is a small brother or cousin of the star eater? Perhaps the star eater evolved from Galactus-like life forms because someone [a fool] irradiated it?

      We would need to engineer Silver Surfer++ AKA Platinum Surfer or Very Rare Earth Surfer etc. etc.

      Obviously, all that would be incredibly useful, it gets MY research money vote.

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    4. Re:What about Galactus? by ashshy · · Score: 1

      I just came to look for the mandatory Galactus reference. Thanks.

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    5. Re:What about Galactus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Galactus' momma.

      She so fat, even her cankles have accretion discs.

  9. Just give *me* the money by Bitmanhome · · Score: 2

    And I'll create a starivore for you. It'll take a while, but should be more fun than staring at empty space.

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  10. Even more useless than politicians by Nutria · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Philosopher, astrobiologist, futurist, nanotech entrepreneur.

    WTF do astrobiologists actually do besides suck at the government teat?

    And futurists... gah. Those idiots are Miss Cleo rejects.

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    1. Re:Even more useless than politicians by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Well, they do just what the name says. They study space-based biology. You know, all those millions of off-world life forms we've found. Oh, yeah, um...seems like a "future job" that may exist one day but not yet.

    2. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Some are less sci-fi than others though. An astrobiologist studying the possibility of life on Mars at least has some pretty concrete work they can do: there is new data coming in, there are experiments that can be performed with probes to confirm or rule out some theories, etc. An astrobiologist studying the possibility of star-eating lifeforms in deep space has... less concrete work to do.

    3. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      My first response to this article was, "Oh ffs, give it a rest." I read the article and that's still my response.

      There's conclusive evidence that star-eating life in our galaxy does not exist: Our sun is still shining bright. Unless you're seriously stupid enough to think that somehow star-eating life would leave us alone for some reason. Or even more stupid and think that over billions of years it wouldn't have reached us.

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    4. Re:Even more useless than politicians by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      WTF do astrobiologists actually do besides suck at the government teat?

      Apparently he writes books.

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    5. Re:Even more useless than politicians by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      Our sun is still shining bright. Unless you're seriously stupid enough to think that somehow star-eating life would leave us alone for some reason.

      (1) Why would it single out our star for eating, when there's a sky full of them?
      (2) Why do you assume that it would be "eating" stars at an easily noticeable rate? Something big enough to eat a star would be too massive to build up speed very fast - odds are it would take millions/billions of years to move from one star to the next.

    6. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF do astrobiologists actually do besides suck at the government teat?

      They go to a bar with their friends the philosopher, the futurist and the nanotech entrepreneur. Last night something happened in there, but the philosopher argued against the existence of the event, the futurist couldn't see it coming so he ignored it and the nanotech entrepreneur couldn't see it happening as he was focusing on filling the minute thongs of the strippers with someone else's money.

    7. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Nutria · · Score: 1

      An astrobiologist studying the possibility of life on Mars

      But wouldn't that be just a regular biologist who specializes in "a-thermal" extremophiles? Or maybe the kind of geologist that studies things like stromatolites?

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    8. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Nutria · · Score: 1

      So... he's not even an actual biologist???

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    9. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be fair and state the obvious, astrobiologists are needed for checking spaceships for contamination, muse about possible search places for extraterrestrial life (e.g. which moon or asteroid or region on mars) and decide whether any microbes found on them come from earth or from elsewhere.

      That being said, earth currently doesn't seem need more then about one or two astrobiologists.

    10. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are the go-to-guys if you need serious answers. For everything else there's Astrobiology - it's like Astrology, but with Bio!

    11. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Philosophers discovered or invented logic, math, physics, rationality, the system of empiricism we call science, along with many other things like a systematic way of deriving ethics, morality, and other cogent thoughts. If any of those things matter to you, then philosophers are exceptionally important to your understanding and your way of life beyond banging rocks together.

    12. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Philosophers discovered

      See that? It's past tense.

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    13. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 2

      Wrong, and wrong.

      1. It wouldn't single out our star. That's the entire point. Such life would be devouring all stars in the galaxy.
      2. This isn't about a single star-eating being/lifeform/civilization. If you read the article, the premise is that there are millions of these things. Which there must be, if they are to exist at all. The only thing stupider than a galaxy full of star eaters is a galaxy with only one star eater.

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    14. Re: Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent not a futurist?

    15. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      No-one should try and study anything until after we discover it! Of course it might mean it's harder to discover things.

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    16. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      As is often the case when talking about space you have made the typical mistake of underestimating just how mind bogglingly big it is.

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    17. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      Nope, I haven't.

      With current technology we have the means to push spacecraft to 60 km/s. This isn't hypothetical tech, it's stuff that's sitting in the shed. At such velocities, craft could traverse the milky way galaxy 20 times over during the (current) lifetime of the galaxy (estimated at around 13 billion years). The galaxy is big, but it's not that big, not compared to the time scales involved here.

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    18. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That page just screams, "I'm another useless bureaucrat!"

    19. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Philosophers discovered or invented logic, math, physics, rationality, the system of empiricism we call science, along with many other things like a systematic way of deriving ethics, morality, and other cogent thoughts."

      Complete and utter bullshit.

    20. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...the system of empiricism we call science..."

      You have no clue what you are talking about. Since the time of Plato, "Philosophy" - pretty much by definition - is anti-empiricism. Philosophy gave us science in the same way religion gave us philosophy.

    21. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does it do with the eaten stars? I mean, what comes out the back end of such a thing? Is it of any greater value than TFA?

    22. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are thinking of ethics, a branch of philosophy. Even in that case, you still are not quite there. Ethics covers everything that cannot be proven by empiricism. Not against empiricism, nor for, but outside. The rest of philosophy is not against empiricism either. The general gist is that evidence is nice to have, but not necessary; just as there is no proof that one and one always equals two, yet it is rational to believe that this is the case.

    23. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything that has been done was done in the past. That is how time works.

    24. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Space does not solely consist of our our galaxy. In fact it's not even possible for us to reach 97% of the other galaxies even if we had a light speed drive.

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    25. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for this evidence of your ridiculous understanding of the matter.

    26. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you have O'Neill habitat posters in your cell and surround yourself with 1960s space futurism paintings...

    27. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our sun is still shining bright. Unless you're seriously stupid enough to think that somehow star-eating life would leave us alone for some reason.

      (1) Why would it single out our star for eating, when there's a sky full of them?
      (2) Why do you assume that it would be "eating" stars at an easily noticeable rate? Something big enough to eat a star would be too massive to build up speed very fast - odds are it would take millions/billions of years to move from one star to the next.

      Our star is not quite ripe yet.

    28. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      There's conclusive evidence that star-eating life in our galaxy does not exist: Our sun is still shining bright. Unless you're seriously stupid enough to think that somehow star-eating life would leave us alone for some reason.

      There's also conclusive evidence that cow-eating life on our planet does not exist: there are plenty of cows around.

    29. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You cannot study that which you do not have. You can only postulate. Not at all the same thing.

    30. Re:Even more useless than politicians by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Guess not lol

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    31. Re:Even more useless than politicians by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Wrong, and wrong.

      1. It wouldn't single out our star. That's the entire point. Such life would be devouring all stars in the galaxy. 2. This isn't about a single star-eating being/lifeform/civilization. If you read the article, the premise is that there are millions of these things. Which there must be, if they are to exist at all. The only thing stupider than a galaxy full of star eaters is a galaxy with only one star eater.

      1) Well, only certain types of stars might be 'digestible'. Some might be too small, too large, not the right type, etc for the type of feeding the creature wants. So, such life might not be in the market for all stars in the galaxy.

      2) Considering that it is a hypothetical type of life that we know nothing about and is by definition much different from ourselves, I'd say it's about equal to say there might be one as opposed to a galaxy full. Not to say it might not reproduce, but depending on their food source, the type of star, and the availability of them, there will still be a certain population that a galaxy can support, which might not be one, but a very few.

    32. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      You could call it that, sure, but in practice many people studying the possibility of life on other planets refer to their specialty as "astrobiology". For example, the University of Washington has an astrobiology program.

    33. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      This argument keeps getting worse.

      1) If you read the article, many of the stars that would fit the profile for what they're proposing agree pretty well with the type of star that our sun is. G-class stars are incredibly common.

      2) Ok... how did it come into being? Did God just magick it into existence? All forms of life need to either evolve or be created by some other form of life. If it evolved, then there by definition must be a large population of such star eaters, plus all their precursor life-forms, etc. If it was designed, then the designers must be pretty powerful beings themselves. Where are they? Where are their effects on the galaxy?

      You can't just have a star eater popping up out of nowhere and leaving no trace behind. Wtf?

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    34. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      What comes out of the back end of such a being would probably be rich in Iron and Nickel, so yes, definitely.

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    35. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      I couldn't believe this argument could get any worse, but it suddenly has. Are you proposing that out there we have a population of star eaters that are breeding stars for their own consumption?

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    36. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      Our galaxy has enough stars (10^11) to be a pretty good representation.

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    37. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      No, I was proposing that your statement was completely ridiculous. Hopefully now you see why.

    38. Re:Even more useless than politicians by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      1) Nah, started to, but it came up as a vice.com webpage, and decided it was better to close the page without reading as that is usually a net win.

      2) Well, later, I clicked the later link and at least it was some wordpress page and it said "Civilization" but I an already intrigues with the idea of a life form that eats stars. It would start as any other life, just in a dust cloud around a star rather than in a sludge pit in a planet. All the elements that are found on a planet should also be there, and there in constant input of energy from the star. It forms something like the nano tech grey goo that some think is so much a threat. Evolution is done by some internal mechanism where more efficient mutations in individual parts eventually take over the entire body rather than through fission. Or it could replicate and be more like a dust cloud and probably considered a colony being. It needs to neither form it's own gravity well, nor be blown away by the solar winds that feed it in a time span that would allow it to grow and form. Perhaps in a galaxy where there is little if any heavy elements to nucleate planets. So we end up with a nebula that could be considered a life form. Now the real fun begins, how to make it eat a star? just harvesting energy isn't fun. We'd want it to actually affect the star somehow to get more energy. Perhaps iron bombing it to make it go super nova? Magnetic fields to induce solar flares? Eventually, it would split to leave the dying star for another star, pieces get torn away by passing asteroids, or it ejects smaller parts of itself to maneuver in the system and eventually parts end up in another solar system. Anyway, I'd love to think up some ways to crunch some numbers, but it's now time to go home.

    39. Re:Even more useless than politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Philosopher useless? Not anywhere near as useless as a politician. Ethics and Morality still have plenty of work and discovery left, pick up a decent book sometime and learn.

    40. Re:Even more useless than politicians by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No, I was proposing that your statement was completely ridiculous. Hopefully now you see why.

      I think someone who takes an obvious analogy as intending to mean that stars literally are tended by cosmic cowherds is far beyond any conception of the ridiculous.

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    41. Re:Even more useless than politicians by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      oh I know...I was mostly being sarcastic, forgot my /s tags. One of the big things astrobiologists study is extra-solar amino acid clouds; at least now they are finally getting close to getting some data on actual extra-solar planetary atmospheres, and in another 10-20 years they might be overwhelmed with data pouring in from thousands of extra-solar planetary spectral emission maps once we can resolve to that level. Maybe I'm just a bit jealous lol.

  11. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like "dark matter dust bunnies" or "acid space plumes". The drama leads to money, even if it doesn't exist. Bonus points for selling the film rights.

  12. Does this count? by Urquhardt · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

    Surely a starivore has to settle around the sun.

  13. Calling BS by captainpanic · · Score: 2

    Organisms using energy stored in star: PLANTS
    Organisms devouring stars (as in taking away actual mass of the star): how? It's a high energy plasma out there, how will you get any structure in that?

    Are we done yet? This is just some toy of some people who definitely need more hobbies, making 500 euro available for a good joke.

    1. Re:Calling BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dyson tree, http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/48472ab83cce0

    2. Re:Calling BS by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know but the comparison image is really great.

      Hey, the current prize pool is at 500 euros! Submit your proposal today!

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    3. Re:Calling BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets say such an organism exists. It eats whole stars. How would it not eventually implode on itself and become a blackhole?

      There are many organisms that need light. But this seems like an organism that would eventually need to eject 'waste' (which takes energy). However, it is consuming energy from a sun meaning at a large amount. So it would need to regulate it in some way.

      An organism of this type sounds like it would fail under its own weight and sounds improbable. If it ate a whole star it would become the mass of that same star plus whatever it brought in. Even voyager I which is *WAY* out there is still affected by our suns pull. Mass and energy does not just go away.

  14. BS by non-scientists by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really, does it get more stupid than this? Whenever somebody claims to be a "futurist", you already know they have no clue but a big ego. The others in this group are hardly better. Now the thing to do is to _not_ give these people any attention, because if they get any, they will come up with even more ludicrous claims.

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    1. Re:BS by non-scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never go looking for an enemy you have no hope of fighting.

    2. Re:BS by non-scientists by EnsilZah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've always considered the word "futurist" to mean "bad sci-fi writer who couldn't be bothered with coming up with a plot and characters".

    3. Re:BS by non-scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psst, philosophers are probably some of the best scientists we have since they are the ones that came up with Logic and the Scientific Method to begin with; ever heard of a "Natural Philosopher", that's what scientists were called before they were called scientists.

      Psst again, What do you think Ph.D. stands for? (Hint: The "Ph." part is Philosophy)

      The only thing insightful you said was the futurist thing. Any numbnut can use that title it seems.

    4. Re:BS by non-scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i am sure a microbe would have a hard time imagining a creature the size of a human exists

    5. Re:BS by non-scientists by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I know very well that I called a Doctor in Philosophy a "non scientist", as what he does clearly shows he is not. And "hint", I happen to be a scientist, so I am well within my competences to criticize these people.

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    6. Re:BS by non-scientists by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Good description. What cretins like this one here or, for example, Ray Kurzweil come up with is beyond stupid. It is like they did not bother to find out how the world actually works and just put their fantasies into a pseudo-scientific guise. That is not how to do sci-fi right.

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  15. It eats stars? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Fueled by Justin Beibers, lets hope

    1. Re:It eats stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fueled by Justin Beibers, lets hope

      There's more than one?! OH, MY GOD!

    2. Re:It eats stars? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Seems that way

  16. Re: by Therad · · Score: 1

    You mean they will dust off Willis again?

  17. It's been done! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Douglas Adams provided a conclusive very thorough analysis of this concept in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" wherein the planet of Golgafrincham is obliterated by the mutant star goat foretold by the descendants of the Circling Poets. I think that settles it.

  18. Gravity well? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't the gravity well of all but the most pitiful excuses for stars require technology indistinguishable from magic (or at least the ability to make local modifications to gravity on a practical basis, which is pretty close) to exploit anything aside from whatever radiation you can capture, and perhaps the occasional coronal mass ejection or solar prominence?

    The sun isn't even a terribly heroic specimen, if conveniently close for our purposes, and it has an escape velocity of what, almost 60 times that of earth? It seems that the hypothetical organism, even if astonishingly heat resistant, is going to have a brutal time dining on a star; while (if it instead 'engulfs' stars, like some giant space amoeba) also not being able to 'eat' too many stars before its own mass would annihilate any sort of 'organism' structure and result in one of the outcomes that befall ordinary stellar cores of considerable mass, whether it be some billions of years of fusing heavier elements, a collapse into some sort of exotic neutron soup, an event horizon, or some other life-incompatible fate.

    I don't generally discount the ability of life forms to survive harsh environments and metabolize seemingly inedible things(I am a fungus after all); but eating something with so much mass that your gravitational death-throes will ignite self sustaining fusion in your corpse seems a bit more challenging than the usual lineup of metabolic challenges.

    1. Re:Gravity well? by dcollins · · Score: 1

      There was a head of IT at one place I worked who, when asked where the weight goes when a person diets, answered that it's due to the nuclear fusion inside a person's cells. So hey, apparently that already happens, np.

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    2. Re:Gravity well? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The fool! Everyone knows that cells undergo fission, not fusion!

  19. Dyson sphere by ceview · · Score: 2

    Wasn't the idea of a Dyson sphere proposed years ago? That would be the closest thing to something astronomical sized 'creature/civilisation' that would consume stars?

    1. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and easier to find. A larger than star sized IR emitter.

    2. Re:Dyson sphere by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      One of the primary concepts I've heard of for a Dyson Sphere is to make a solar system (or at least sun + some inner planets) invisible - all energy within is contained/stored/used. This includes IR - the point is for an advanced civilization to hide their homeworld from other aliens, as much as it is harnessing all the power of a star. Done properly (and there is no reason to believe that a civilization capable of encompassing a star couldn't), the only signs of a star system left from the outside is the gravitational pull.

    3. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All life on this planet and most likely on any planet in a solar system consumes star energy. I merely does not swallow the whole thing. n one gulp. If it did, it would be undetectable. A black hole might qualify and no one can evaluate the intellect of a black hole.

    4. Re:Dyson sphere by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It'll radiate IR though. Thus the title of the original paper about them: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pu...

    5. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's where "dark matter" comes from?

    6. Re:Dyson sphere by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      But why emit energy if you can use it?

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    7. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because otherwise your temperature will skyrocket to infinity and you will be destroyed.

    8. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like you can avoid radiating energy into space. Everything radiates like a blackbody to some degree or another, so you can't ever stop your outer shell from losing energy.

      dom

    9. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The energy emitted is the waste energy from whatever processes the dyson sphere is harvesting the energy for. As perpetual motion is not possible, there is always energy lost to waste, and that is the IR energy that is emitted.

      In fact, ALL of the energy that the dyson sphere collects MUST be lost eventually. So while a dyson sphere may not be bright in the higher wavelengths, it will be very bright in IR.

    10. Re:Dyson sphere by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      While we're dealing with fantasy, let's just build a larger Dyson sphere around the first to capture that IR and use it, emitting even lower energy light as waste.

    11. Re:Dyson sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      entropy

      there's always some heat loss in any energy conversion and no substance is going to reflect 100% of the heat directed at it. Some energy will be stored in the sphere wall and released out the cold side (space)

  20. Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The principle is simple enough - searching for life in the cosmos is *hard* to the point of near impossibility. If an identical twin sister-civilization was orbitting the nearest star, it's unlikely we could detect it from here. *Maybe* we could detect their military radar pulses. Maybe.

    So, what do you do? You either give up the search completely, or you confine it to looking for things you might actually be able to detect with your current technology. That is - you look not for things that are particularly likely to exist, but for things easy to detect. Because those are the only things you have *any* chance of spotting. Star-eaters would qualify I think.

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    1. Re:Look for what you can see. by N1AK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There was an interesting, short, interview about Kepler's observations of other earth like planets. One thing mentioned was that we can now analyse the atmospheres of planets reasonably close to us if we can observe the light from the star they orbit going through it. Because there are elements in our atmosphere that couldn't be their naturally, another species doing the same thing to us could tell that there was, or had been, life on our planet.

    2. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Well, at least not under the current geochemical theories. When we've found a few other planets with such indicators, and confirmed that they do in fact harbor life, then I'll consider taking such claims as more than under-informed hypothesis.

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    3. Re:Look for what you can see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think, therefore univores do not exist.

      Where's my grant money?

    4. Re:Look for what you can see. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But if you saw one then would you recognise it? If they travel faster than light then you won't see them except when they're feeding. If they don't, then most of their life is likely to be in a dormant state as they spend a few thousand years between stars. Then there's the question of how they eat. If they eat the entire star at once, then you'll notice a star vanishing, but we don't have continuous observation on most stars, so there's a good chance that we'd see something odd in the data but not be able to tell what. If they eat in a more plausible way, then how would we tell it apart from, for example, a star near a superdense non-alive object that is drawing matter away from it?

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    5. Re:Look for what you can see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Maybe* we could detect their military radar pulses. Maybe.

      No no no, you've got this the wrong way around. Maybe they can detect *our* military radar pulses. We have no idea if they have a military, or radar. Equally, it's unlikely they could detect *us* from *there*. We can't put a probability on detecting them from here because we have no idea what signals they might be giving out. We might have detected them already and not know it simply because 90% of people who are thinking about aliens still can't grasp that they're not just humans with 20th century technology living on another planet.

    6. Re:Look for what you can see. by rastos1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is - you look not for things that are particularly likely to exist, but for things easy to detect.

      So for example rather then trying to find factorization of a 2048-bit RSA modulus (which exists but is hard to find), you try to find 2048-bit prime that is even and bigger than 2 (that does not exists but is ridiculously easy to detect). Totally makes sense. Huh.

    7. Re:Look for what you can see. by gtall · · Score: 1

      I think we need to look for the obvious. Any life form that eats gets gas. So all we need look for are giant gas plumes in the Universe. I see we have several candidates so the problem is essentially solved and we can get back to doing real science.

      Why in Kentucky, we have a museum showing humans riding dinosaurs. Naturally, dinosaurs would not take kindly to being ridden, so that probably is unrealistic. What would be realistic is to see a caveman lighting a match at the wrong time.

    8. Re:Look for what you can see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The principle is simple enough - searching for life in the cosmos is *hard* to the point of near impossibility. If an identical twin sister-civilization was orbitting the nearest star, it's unlikely we could detect it from here. *Maybe* we could detect their military radar pulses. Maybe.

      So, what do you do? You either give up the search completely, or you confine it to looking for things you might actually be able to detect with your current technology. That is - you look not for things that are particularly likely to exist, but for things easy to detect. Because those are the only things you have *any* chance of spotting. Star-eaters would qualify I think.

      Reminds me of the classic joke:

      A police officer sees a drunken man intently searching the ground near a lamppost and asks him the goal of his quest. The inebriate replies that he is looking for his car keys, and the officer helps for a few minutes without success then he asks whether the man is certain that he dropped the keys near the lamppost.

      “No,” is the reply, “I lost the keys somewhere across the street.” “Why look here?” asks the surprised and irritated officer. “The light is much better here,” the intoxicated man responds with aplomb.

      I suppose the real joke is that the parent poster just advanced this as a serious argument and you all voted him up.

    9. Re:Look for what you can see. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What would be realistic is to see a caveman lighting a match at the wrong time.

      Nah, that's unrealistic too: the earliest match-like devices were invented only about 1500 years ago (by the Chinese).

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    10. Re:Look for what you can see. by TWX · · Score: 1

      Do you have "Dr." before your name and one either "Ph.D" or "Sc.D" after it?

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    11. Re: Look for what you can see. by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      Comparitively, an early homenid lighting a match is closer to being accurate than said early homenid riding a dinosaur. One is sometime within 100k years of each other at the outside, the other after 65m years. Still a farce, but less so.

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    12. Re:Look for what you can see. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why in Kentucky, we have a museum showing humans riding dinosaurs. Naturally, dinosaurs would not take kindly to being ridden, so that probably is unrealistic. What would be realistic is to see a caveman lighting a match at the wrong time.

      Please tell me it's a Hanna-Barbera theme park.

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    13. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      A vanishing star would be pretty obvious - you don't need to see it vanishing, just see that it was there, now it's not (or now it's dimmer) and that it's of a size/type (such as red dwarfs - the most common) that shouldn't be able to behave in such a fashion. We see lots of super-dense objects siphoning matter away from stars - it's a very dramatic event, not something likely to be mistaken for a mysterious dimming.

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    14. Re:Look for what you can see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With this premise in mind "look for what you can see" I believe it would be a good idea to send a satellite to the edge of our solar system and "listen" to us to see what we can detect about our civilization at that range.

    15. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Yes, absolutely. What part of "identical twin sister-civilization" did you not understand? Highly unlikely, but it makes the point that we probably couldn't even detect ourselves, and our civilization is potentially at our most visible right now, transmission strengths are falling fast as we move to more efficient technologies.

      Well, at least unless/until we start making serious attempts to be seen, or start building a Dyson sphere or something and become "starivores" ourselves.

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    16. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well sure - we've looked, failed to find (or more accurately conclusively proven it will never be found) and moved on. That's the usual pattern. Hard stuff has to wait until someone has the time/interest/resources to pursue it - easy stuff gets checked and (mostly) discarded all the time.

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    17. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Hell, I tried to figure out how to integrate the joke into my comment, but couldn't think of a good way to pull it off.

      Because the truth is a little different than that - there's probably "keys", aka life, scattered across the cosmos. Maybe even some "under the streetlight" where it's obvious enough to spot - and at present we only really have the technology to be able look for it in the most "brightly-lit" places. Now obviously we probably won't find it there - but unlike the drunk we have no particular reason to believe it's *not* there either. And if we want to look for life, for now there's nowhere else to look except whatever bright spots we can imagine.

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    18. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      To what end? Compared to looking across interstellar distances that's about as relevant as sending a camera to the tip of your nose to look back and see how good a photo it can take of you. Neptune's orbit is 9 billion km across - putting it at about 1/2000th of a light year from the sun. Meanwhile the nearest "goldilocks zone" planet is probably at least 12 light years away - 24,000x further, making any signals 576,000,000x weaker.

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    19. Re:Look for what you can see. by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Black holes eat stars and frequently eject giant gas plumes too...

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    20. Re:Look for what you can see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be realistic is to see a caveman lighting a match at the wrong time.

      Nah, that's unrealistic too: the earliest match-like devices were invented only about 1500 years ago (by the Chinese).

      That's the only proof you have. There's a lot of lost history due to asteroids, ice age, etc that we may never uncover.

    21. Re:Look for what you can see. by meerling · · Score: 1

      I still find it funny that they think radio waves will still be a primary form of communication for advanced civilizations that may have been around for 100,000 years or more. Heck, we've only been using it for a little more than a century now, and can already imagine using other technologies that haven't been invented by us yet. (Various systems based on known or theoretical concepts like Neutrinos, Tachyons, Quantum Entanglement, Wormholes, Gravity Waves, etc.) Who knows what a civilization that's had a lot more time to work on it has come up with.
      If you question that concept, just imagine asking someone in 1815 how people in 2015 would communicate over distances. I guarantee that radio is NOT on that list.

    22. Re:Look for what you can see. by meerling · · Score: 1

      That's something I've always wondered about Dyson Spheres. If they are built to absorb 100% of the stars radiation, how the heck do astronomers expect to detect them? (As they are probably not very large stars for a variety of reasons, and possibly only dwarf stars, their gravitational effect on other nearby stars would be rather limited and very hard to detect even if you were looking for such small perturbations.)

    23. Re:Look for what you can see. by meerling · · Score: 0

      Unless math undergoes some really interesting evolution in the future, you can't have any other even primes because by being even they are divisible by two, which invalidates them as being a prime.

    24. Re:Look for what you can see. by meerling · · Score: 1

      Exactly. :)
      We aren't "looking for our keys", we are looking for any keys other than ours.

    25. Re:Look for what you can see. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Star-eaters would qualify I think.

      Nope. Move along, people. Nothing to see here. [blindingly bright burp] Ah... shit.

    26. Re:Look for what you can see. by disambiguated · · Score: 1

      They would not be built to absorb 100% of the stars radiation. According to the wikipedia article on the Fermi Paradox:

      "[A Dyson sphere would] drastically alter the observed spectrum of the star involved, changing it at least partly from the normal emission lines of a natural stellar atmosphere to that of a black body radiation, probably with a peak in the infrared. Dyson himself speculated that advanced alien civilizations might be detected by examining the spectra of stars and searching for such an altered spectrum"

    27. Re:Look for what you can see. by disambiguated · · Score: 1

      If civilizations similar to our own were common enough, we would see evidence of their radio waves that were emitted during the brief period in their history where radio waves were used for communication. Also, lots of things we do other than communication also emit radiation. Finally (and most compelling) advanced civilizations might be emitting radio waves intentionally (like we have done and maybe still are?) in order to be detected.

    28. Re:Look for what you can see. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Who thinks that? One of the classic answers to the Fermi Paradox is that civilizations only briefly use radio for communication. The same basic principle applies though - radio is one of the very, very few things we'd currently be able to detect, so that's how we look. Not because we believe there's a good chance of seeing something, but because if we *don't* look then we *certainly* won't see them. And you never know, maybe we'll get lucky. Someone might even have put a radio beacon someplace specifically to tell any young races how to log on to the intergalactinet

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    29. Re:Look for what you can see. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I am disappointed you didn't include a "Uranus" joke there, as I could have responded with the "Urectum" quote from Futurama.

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    30. Re:Look for what you can see. by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

      ... then you'll notice a star vanishing...

      Sounds to me that's all they're looking for. In data we already have. Someone's just looking for funding by sounding fantastic. Cloud computing lost its luster so we need to invent new catch phrases. Such as "A fool and his money are soon parted" By 'scientists' making up crazy things.

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    31. Re:Look for what you can see. by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

      Sure.
      I lost my watch down the street, but the light is better under the lamp-post.

  21. Mantrid Drones from Lexx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easting stars is not really a new idea.

    In that show you can see a large mass of Mantrid Drones big enough to gravitationally siphon mass out of stars. It's their way to replicate, until the universe is nearly gone. Mantrid arguably is intelligent.

    1. Re:Mantrid Drones from Lexx by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Yeah that scene from Lexx did cross my mind when I read this headline

      THe other thing that came to mind was a suficiently fast bussard ramscoop. Poul Anderson wrote a story "Tau Zero" in the 70's

  22. Step 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the Silver Surfer

  23. Telephone sanitizers by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 2

    Telephone sanitizers are more useful than this wunch of bankers.

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    1. Re:Telephone sanitizers by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Due to insufficient space in Ark B, they got put into Ark B-2. Due to an unfortunate malfunction of the nagivational computer, it ended up flying directly into Golgafrincham's star.

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  24. Stellar engineering is more likely. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    I think we're more likely to find signs of stellar engineering or other megascale construction - doesn't have to be a complete Dyson sphere, but a star that radiates more in the IR spectrum than physically plausible, has a peculiar/abnormal spectrum or does not evolve the way normal stars do.

    And please, don't call it "starivore". Call it "astrovore" or, if you're an engineer, "astrophage".

    1. Re:Stellar engineering is more likely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A form of life that utilizes all the energy of a star is an astrovore (a term preferable since the other one sounds like an ad for George Lucas speaking with a Russian accent). You can label it as "engineering" but that's just a linguistic term indicating that the devouring of the energy was accomplished by an intelligent form of life. It's the same thing.

    2. Re:Stellar engineering is more likely. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      A form of life that utilizes all the energy of a star is an astrovore

      I'd disagree, because just using the regular energy output of a star can be done without "digesting" or modifying it. An astrovore would have to actively modify the star itself by altering its mass (siphoning off hydrogen or other atoms) or changing the composition of the star.

    3. Re:Stellar engineering is more likely. by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "A form of life that utilizes all the energy of a star is an astrovore"

      Or a type II civilization

      (By Michio Kaku's definition
      BTW I hear he is now advertising hydrogen cars for Toyota

  25. They can start looking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on DeviantArt.

  26. Cosmophage by Framboise · · Score: 1

    On the deirious mode a really well developped being would eats the whole universe and and in passing eats all gods. Consequence: it would enter an infinitie loop of eating itself, no need to look for food again.

    1. Re:Cosmophage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since gods are rather imaginative fantasies it is unlikely they would be nourishing. Nobody has ever run a god powered engine.

    2. Re:Cosmophage by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      Frederik Pohl's "Assassins" that live in a kugelblitz?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  27. Structure in plasmas by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1

    It's a high energy plasma out there, how will you get any structure in that?

    Actually, the sun has a lot of structure in its magnetic field. This is not just complex in the way Earth's weather is, meaning is is unpredictable. It has long term structures, such as the 11-year sunspot cycle.

    I really doubt if these magnetic fields are sentient at all, and certainly not sentient as we understand it. The world's phone system has a similar complexity to the human brain, but if that was sentient, it would be hard to imagine what it thought about, as it has no obvious eyes and ears.

    However, suppose we wanted to delay the supernova of our sun. We could do this if we had the technology by injecting fusible hydrogen from the sun's surface into the core at the same rates that it was consumed. This would require completely bonkers apparatus, but the physics is good. Supposing the best and most efficient way of doing this was to influence the magnetic field of the sun so that it did this itself. Suppose the best way of doing that was to artificially induce intelligence in these plasma fields, so it could do this without regulation...

    That is a lot of supposes. But in my mind, I think if civilization lasts for astronomical time-scales, this is less ridiculous then expecting to detect them by their leaked unfocussed long-period radio waves, which is what SETI is looking for. I wouldn't spend any money on it, but the thinking doesn't hurt.

  28. Cock-Bull-Fool by Champaklal · · Score: 1
    Now, Why does this remind me of recent Vimana - flying planes discovered by indians 5 Bazillion years ago theory?

    The problem with such people are, they are just proposing hypotheses without any proof, clues or observation in nature. This is no theorem, conjecture or (even good enough to be called as) a law. We call such people as "shekhchilli" in Hindi (pronounced Sheik-Chilly, or daydreamers in English). Is the current article a news for geeks or vomit for them.

  29. This is clearly a scientific submission... by chthon · · Score: 1

    for the Ignoble Prize!

  30. Fuel scoop engaged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does snacking on a star count as eating it?

  31. Space Animals by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    There's no reason (such as I see it) that animals wouldn't exist in outer space, or near various atmospheres. We just don't know them yet, because they could probably not survive our conditions.

    Have any of you guys seen that footage that Nasa officially released of all their satellite cams have picked up over the years? It was some 2 hour footage with lots of interesting stuff, you may want to look at that. PS. go to the source, don't look at the many fakes from unofficial sources found on youtube.

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  32. Free University? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

    There are two universities in Brussels. Université Libre de Bruxelles (French for Free University of Brussels) and Vrije Universiteit Brussel (Dutch for Free University of Brussels). Translating the name of either into English makes it impossible to tell which institution he is a member of.

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    1. Re:Free University? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Especially when 'non-denominational' would (originally at least) have been a better translation.

  33. Yummy! by phozz+bare · · Score: 1

    So.. it eats stars, farts nebulae and poops dark matter. Makes perfect sense to me.

  34. Eater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a science fiction book called Eater by Gregory Benford, which covers this possibility.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eater_(novel)

    An intelligent black hole traversing the universe, eating planets and stars along the way.

  35. But we already - R'lyeh by r.freeman · · Score: 1

    But we already had found that!
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  36. Touche ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    modern day toothsayers

    This definitely requires a complimentary toothche !

  37. Oh Noes, it's a Mutant Star Goat! by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 2

    To the B Ark, quick!

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  38. Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except I don know how "intelligent" this thing was -- and except that this time around it was not big enough to eat all of the star -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    But it is in our "astronomical records", whatever you call the object.

    1. Re:Fact by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      As one of the YouTube comments say it is a little known phenomenon called a coronal cavity .

      At high temperatures the protons and electrons in hydrogen move so fast they aren't bound to each other any more and form a plasma. Both have charges (negative for the electron and positive for the proton) and any moving charge will create a part of a magnetic field. Magnetic fields in turn deflect other moving charges and when you have so many particles flying around fast in all directions that are bound together in a loose sphere shape by gravity on the edge there will be some interesting effects.

      I don't think coronal cavities are well understood, but are thought to have a connection to coronal mass ejections, which are pretty much what the name suggests. More computing power would be helpful in studying models of the sun with so many particles and better mass distributions and magnetic field geometry from satellites. Maybe then we could really understand what these things really are in detail.

  39. Too heavy by Zawash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But then - wouldn't the organism necessarily be so large and massive that it would collapse under its own weight, and spontaneously self combust? Or "self fusion", as it were?

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    1. Re:Too heavy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if there was enough space between the particles that make up its mass. Consider a creature the size of a galaxy with the various stars, planets, and other matter as "cells". I imagine such a creature would move incredibly slowly (by our standards) by using energy transfer to affect gravity.

    2. Re:Too heavy by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Yes. And all done with no attempt to explain "how".

    3. Re:Too heavy by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The stars are made out of star-eaters!

  40. Fusion cuisine? by Zawash · · Score: 1

    Mmmh - fusion cuisine - I like my black holes with a large helping of red giants and a smattering of dark matter...

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  41. how do you know it didn't already happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe something already ate the sun, we're in its digestive tract right now, and that's why the speed of light is so slow in here.

  42. What do you *do* with that energy? by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

    Civilizations of course have energy needs, but devouring stars seems a bit excessive. For strict survival it would make more sense to minimize your resource requirements. A human brain needs 500 calories per day, and our sun outputs 3.8 x 10^26 watts. So efficient use of our own sun's energy could presumably sustain on order of 10^25 human-level intelligences as is. If your appetitite for energy is more rapacious than that, I think it's a good guess it's effectively infinite. In which case, maybe it would be better to examine galaxies than stars. It's going to be a billion times more probably that an individual galaxy contains a star-devouring civilization than that a single star system does, and presumably not unnoticeble.

    1. Re:What do you *do* with that energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Civilizations of course have energy needs, but devouring stars seems a bit excessive. For strict survival it would make more sense to minimize your resource requirements. A human brain needs 500 calories per day, and our sun outputs 3.8 x 10^26 watts. So efficient use of our own sun's energy could presumably sustain on order of 10^25 human-level intelligences as is. If your appetitite for energy is more rapacious than that, I think it's a good guess it's effectively infinite. In which case, maybe it would be better to examine galaxies than stars. It's going to be a billion times more probably that an individual galaxy contains a star-devouring civilization than that a single star system does, and presumably not unnoticeble.

      One word answer:

      TARDIS

    2. Re:What do you *do* with that energy? by doconnor · · Score: 1

      To power the computers that run the virtual reality world that everyone lives, reproduces and never dies in.

  43. Rolaids? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    Some people find Mexican food hard to tolerate. This thing would need some *really* powerful indigestion medicine after that meal.

  44. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is not an alien I would like to meet, we would totally be like ice cream to them.

    1. Re:I can see it now... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      That is not an alien I would like to meet, we would totally be like ice cream to them.

      Nah, the planets would be like sprinkles and the sun ice-cream

  45. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What you talking bout Willis?"

  46. Kardashev by Livius · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, instead of looking for a Kardashev type II civilization, we should look for a Kardashev type II, um, organism, or something?

    Maybe there is such a thing, but it would be so different from life on Earth that I'm not sure it would even make sense to try to distinguish an organism from a technological civilization (especially when even on Earth that distinction can sometimes be a little bit blurry).

    1. Re:Kardashev by jshahbazi · · Score: 1

      For a second I thought you wrote, Kardashian type II civilization.
      If there's one type of alien we can skip discovering, I think it'd be that one.

    2. Re:Kardashev by Livius · · Score: 1

      I think those end the careers of stars too.

  47. Humans by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    The iron in your blood can in some infinitesimally small way kill a star faster. And there's your power trip for to today.

  48. It's life Jim; but not as we know it by mrthoughtful · · Score: 1

    This is all sort of Solaris stuff - and like Lem suggests, we would have no ability to communicate with an organism of that order. (John C Lilly points out that we wouldn't be able to communicate meaningfully with Whales, let alone planetary organisms).

    And when imagining living beings that are larger than planets, how can we even be able to begin to define them as alive?. Why aren't stars alive in the first place? If not, what makes them not so? Just because their method of reproduction involves their own death - it's just a little bit exotic is all.

     

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    1. Re:It's life Jim; but not as we know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we beam down some people in red shirts to the surface of the star to get direct tricorder readings of this new life form.
      I elect the great and learned scientists John Boehner, Kim Jung Un, Mitch McConnell and Jeb Bush. We will have this thing figured out in no time!

  49. Welcome by DeathElk · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new star guzzlin' overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That slut!

  50. Medium by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Informative

    I read this and was like "WHAT?"
    That doesn't makes sense at all. It doesn't even pass as a terrible SciFi book.

    Then I saw the link... medium.com... Oh....
    Stop posting these stupid pay-for-link adds. That site sucks. It's like a bunch of Valley girls are trying to figure out what nerds would be interested in and getting it very very wrong.

  51. I don't think so Tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has got to be a joke.

    *Why would we search for an organism that can destroy not only our planet, but the entire solar system, if it gets out of control (and with enough power to consume a sun, this seems extremely likely)

    *It seems incredibly far fetched for any living organism to not only withstand the heat of a star, the gravity of said star, and the vacuum of space all at the same time.

    *How does it propel itself through space to reach a distant star? How does it guide its travel? Does it hibernate for thousands of years like some sort of Lavos spawn?

    This story is sensational at best, a waste of time at worst.

  52. Follow The Trail by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Anything that eats stars must surely need to take a massive dump. So all we need to look for is a big pile of digested and expelled star materials.

  53. A more likely scenario: by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1
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  54. Dyson Sphere? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    Would this not fit the description of a star eater?

    1. Re:Dyson Sphere? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Would this not fit the description of a star eater?

      No, since the Dyson sphere does not modify ('digest') the star itself. It only converts the radiation produced by the star into usable energy.

      A star-eater would modify the star itself, either by altering its mass or changing its composition.

    2. Re:Dyson Sphere? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      I would submit that engulfing an object and consuming the energy inherent in that object, at whatever rate, is tantamount to eating.

    3. Re:Dyson Sphere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would submit that engulfing an object and consuming the energy inherent in that object, at whatever rate, is tantamount to eating.

      Putting your hands on a cow to keep them warm with the body heat of the animal is not tantamount to having steak for dinner.

    4. Re:Dyson Sphere? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      We have one of those, but no way could it eat a star. It does OK with cat hair though.

    5. Re:Dyson Sphere? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      Sucky humor

    6. Re:Dyson Sphere? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Please accept my profuse, humble apologies.

  55. Dyson spheres and Matrioshka brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've long thought that advanced civilizations would "eat" the stars around them by building Dyson spheres, or Matrioshka brains, to capture all of the star's output. The more advanced civilizations would figure out how to turn off the stars, and ration the energy contained therein. This merged with the concept of "dark matter" -- what we don't see, but has gravity, are the stars that other civilizations have captured or disabled.

    New information about the electric universe makes me question this, such as that the sun is hollow; sunspots are seeing through the surface to the other side. See Thunderbolts of the Gods, on Youtube.

  56. Karadashev Type II Civilization by pz · · Score: 2

    Aren't these folks just looking for a Karadashev Type II civilization? That was defined, oh, about 50 years ago, now. By an astronomer.

    Talk about not bothering to look at what people in a given field have done before impinging upon your own self-important program. If anyone bothers to read the linked article (I do not recommend wasting your time), it's full of blatheringly idiotic statements about how major advances in science come about. I'm a scientist, in a different field, and we are pushing the boundaries as hard as you can imagine. We look at anything and everything that we can find that is relevant to help us succeed at our, frankly, audacious, high-risk work. And there are one or two people in the field who are blathering idiots like this who keep on talking about pie-in-the-sky visions they have for how things should work ... and they contribute nothing. Meeting after meeting, they provide the same drivel without doing any work, rehashing old ideas. Sure, they have entertainment value, but given the level of commitment and intensity to success that others have in the field, they are an unnecessary distraction and serve only to dilute the efforts, not build upon them.

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    1. Re:Karadashev Type II Civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the thoughts dude. You just renewed my faith in human intelligence.

  57. This is great work by Skarjak · · Score: 2

    When they're done with this, I hope they start investigating the very serious problem of the monster under my bed.

    1. Re:This is great work by MonsterUnderYourBed · · Score: 1

      I, for one, hope they do not.

  58. All stars already sang to themselves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In their long, crushing reign, the Inhibitors had learned of fifteen distinct ways to murder a dwarf star.

    Doubtless there were other methods, more or less efficient, which might turn out to have been invented or used at various epochs in galactic history. The galaxy was very large, very old, and the Inhibitors' knowledge of it was far from comprehensive. But it was a fact that no new technique for starcide had been added to their repository for four hundred and fourty million years. The galaxy had finished two rotations since that last methodological update. Even by the Inhibitors' glacial reckoning, it was quite a worryingly long time nit to learn any new tricks.

    Singing a star apart was the most recent method to be entered into the Inhibitor library.

    1. Re:All stars already sang to themselves. by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

      Justin Bieber is an Inhibitor?!

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  59. The beast can eat any star it wants, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as long as it stays the hell away from Sol.

  60. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about photino birds?

  61. I suggest... by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 0

    "Stellar Dragon"

  62. Cannibals! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    #1) We are all made of stars.
    #2) We all derive all our energy either directly or indirectly from the sun.
    #3) We all consume one another.
    #4) We are all cannibals.
    #5) We all are Sun Eaters, Stellervores, starivores, etc...

  63. Re: SOLARbonite by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    Solarbonite is well documented in scientific videos. IT EVEN EATS THE SUNLIGHT!!!!

  64. STARLACC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the common usage term the term "Starivore."

  65. George Hamilton? by littlewink · · Score: 1

    He's just been dabbling so far.

  66. Star Slime Molds by littlewink · · Score: 1

    I'm more concerned about star slime molds: they work as individuals, eating planets, comets and asteroids and, when the food supply in a planetary system gets low, aggregate with other individuals to form a star slime mold body that migrates to another planetary system (rinse, repeat). I am especially fearful of Fuligo septica astrophagus, the dog vomit slime mold star eater.

  67. Sounds like a bad idea... by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    Seems to me it would cause serious heart burn

  68. This Needs to Become an Alegory for Data Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you're feeling disenchanted with your data mining job, complain openly that you're tired from the Starivore hunt. When management asks for something impossible, carp to your coworkers that you don't think that particular Starivore exists. Everything breaking poorly for you? It's gotta be the Starivore around your neck.

    Nevertheless, I truly hope the best for them. I hope they find their true Starivore.

  69. Read the books... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Still, the notion of a starivore -- an organism that literally devours stars -- may sound a bit crazy, even to a seasoned sci-fi fan.

    Someone obviously haven't read "Saga of The Seven Suns" by Kevin J. Anderson.

  70. If you want to know more... by Tiger+Smile · · Score: 1

    ... ask Ferro Lad.

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  71. Probably true, but so what? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    If we found out that one was coming next week, exactly what could we do about it?

    Nothing. Nichts. Nada. Zilch. Zip. Null data. Bupkus.

    A more interesting question is, "Could self replicating life have evolved on a sun, and furthermore, could it have evolved to intelligence?" If so, we could probably detect it by running electromagnetic signals from various starts through a zipf analysis ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z... ). Then we'd at least have a nice little puzzle to figure out before the star eaters get us.

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  72. what, no one with ideas on /.? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    How 'bout a civilization that disassembles a solar system and rebuilds it into a Dyson sphere? Doesn't that count?

                  mark "I won't say 'bigger than Galactus, I won't...."

  73. As usual Sheckley has a story about it by Evtim · · Score: 1
  74. Calcualte the following, and we are talking by drolli · · Score: 1

    * Assume movement between stars, with a speed of your choice.
    * Caculate Energy and momentum convervation in the capture, and show that moving between stars and "consuming" the star (instead of using a tiny fraction of its energy at the peak output)
    * Calculate the surface/volume ratio allowable and predict what is the maximum mass of such "intelligent" objects.
    * Calculate the minimum time for absormbing energy (as a function of the gravity pressure), and thus the minimum mass/density of the object
    * caclualte if solid parts may exist for your parameter range; otherwise state how you intend to process information.
    * use the implied timescales to caclulate the number of generations possible since the beginning of the universe
    * Compare your estimations of time, momentum and energy conservation, maximum size, and min and see if lifeforms sitting close to the stars and consuming them by using the light from the stars are the biggest and most efficent creature to do so.

  75. Next week on science-ball Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the hunt for space unicorns. Logically if space unicorns exist and are indeed attracted to pubescent lifeforms for whatever reason they'll be attracted to the many types we have here on earth and are already in our data.

  76. deep thoughts... by swell · · Score: 2

    necessary

    We have a general rule about life: anything that eats must also shit. As this entity wanders the galaxy in search of our sun it will leave a trail for us to follow. We will be able to track the brownian motion of this trail with our new b-ray telescopes. Our best defence may be to ship all of our stored airborn pollutants to a point between the entity and our star. The sun will appear so dim that the entity will choose another victim.

    alternately

    We already know of such a star eating phenomenon: black holes. We shouldn't jump to the conclusion that they are alive, much less intelligent, but hey nobody messes with them so they must be pretty smart. Fortunately they don't seem to be too mobile so they won't come to us. But they might expand and suck us in...

    conversely

    A mini hole, smaller than a donut hole, with the mass of a Wolf-Rayet star that mercilessly sucks in anything in its path as it dances around the universe. So small as to be invisible to our instruments, so massive that it warps space time making it even harder to detect. Intelligence? It's just a mindless bully bent on destruction. No smarter than that punk kid dealing drugs on your corner.

    obversely

    We know that virii can survive extreme heat, cold and even outer space. Even the corrupt environment of your body can host one or more virii. Who's to say the sun is immune? A cozy warm environment with no discernible bacterial competition and a virus could have its way with our sweet sun.

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    1. Re:deep thoughts... by ballenoz · · Score: 1

      Another necessity here... For such an entity to exist, whether created by external intelligence or its own evolution, it must've been through the prototype stage. The ultimate proof-of-concept would be for it to gobble up its home star. Hmmm Not sure that's gonna work.

  77. Explosions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would one eat a star?
    Where would it put all the mass?
    How much of the star could it eat before it collapsed, or went supernova. Or would some other explosion happen.
    What help would it be for us to know about such creatures? If they are big enough and tough enough to eat our sun, then we are pretty well f*cked anyways.

  78. They would eat Brown Dwarfs, undetected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The galaxy is full of Brown Dwarfs that are much less trouble to contain and utilise, they are also much harder to detect so anything living off them, including entire civilisations, would be very much harder to detect. Perhaps a spectral peak that is in the far IR with no other associated radiation would give them away.

  79. Seasoned sci-fi fans by TheOneFreeman · · Score: 1

    Have seen their fair share of star-eating monsters, the one in All-Star Superman comes to mind (forgot its name).

  80. I'd name it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would name such a creature Astro-Gastro.

  81. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn !!! by EM2(RET)Knight · · Score: 1

    I submit Cthulhu or Nyarlahotep as star eaters....

  82. Staring us in the face? by dotbot · · Score: 1

    FTA

    It might well be that extraterrestrial intelligence is already somewhere in our data. Re-interpreting certain star systems as macroscopic living things is one example.

    I'd be interested to hear arguments that stars are not intelligent life forms.