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Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More

samzenpus (5) writes There was a lot of news at Apple's Spring Forward keynote today. Here's a list of some of the most eye-catching announcements.
  • HBO Now standalone streaming service coming to Apple TV and iOS apps in early April for $14.99 a month.
  • Lowered price of Apple TV to $69.
  • Apple Pay accepted at up to 100,000 Coca-Cola machines by the end of the year.
  • ResearchKit Announced: Is open source and allows medical researchers to create apps, and use the iPhone as a diagnostic tool.
  • New MacBook: Lightest ever at 2 pounds, 13.1mm at its thickest point. 2304x1440 display, consumes 30% less energy. Fanless, powered with Intel's Core M processor. 802.11ac, Bluetooth 4.0. and 9 hours of web browsing battery life. Supports many protocols through one connector USB-C. Ships April 10, starting at $1,299.
  • iOS 8.2 is available today
  • Apple Watch: Accurate within 50ms of UTC. Read and delete email, built-in speaker and mic so you can receive calls. It tracks your movement and exercise. Use Apple Pay, play your music, use Siri and get any notification you get on iPhone today. 18 hour battery life in a typical day. Sport model starting at $349, stainless steel price: $549-$1049 for 38mm, 42mm is $599-$1099, and gold edition starting at $10k. Pre-orders begin April 10th, available April 24th.

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  1. Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabetes. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a perfect match.

    more seriously, I'm shocked at how low the price is on the stainless steel watch is. 549/599? I was expecting near 1k.

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  2. Color me Gold by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the iWatch might do well in China and Asia (especially the gold version), watches are an old person's deal here in North America.

    Meh.

    Wake me up when the iPhone 7 comes out.

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  3. $10,000 guaranteed obsolescence by facetube · · Score: 1

    You'd hope you could at least melt that case down once the Apple Watch 3 comes out, but the ceramic material that's mixed in might even make that hard.

  4. A laptop with almost no ports?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is up with that new laptop? It has like almost no ports! I have a rMBP and even with the two USB ports and the two Thunderbold ports I still need to use a USB hub so I can plug in all of the devices I need to use with my rMBP! Booooo! BOOOOOO! We need more ports, not less!

    1. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      for that cost it should have more ports

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    2. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Holi · · Score: 1

      It has 1 port, which means if your charging it your not using any other peripheral. (yes you charge it through the USB-c port).

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    3. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's like saying a sports car should have more luggage space for that price.

      Number of ports isn't the new MacBook's purpose. Thinness and lightness is. And more ports would have prevented that. If you want ports, then you buy a new MacBook Pro.

    4. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by praxis · · Score: 1

      Yes, you need more ports, but they don't need to be on the computer itself. That's what hubs are for. Besides which, hubs are much more convenient, since you only need to plug in the hubs themselves, rather than needing to plug in every peripheral.

      I'm honestly eager for the day when we can finally ditch cables coming out of our computers and can instead wirelessly link to hubs that will manage legacy cabled connections for us...ones which we can hide out of sight and mind in drawers of desks or other places where they don't need to be making things untidy. We're nowhere close yet, but we're getting there.

      I think we're pretty close today, but not all the way. I have on my desk an iMac with it's two cables (power and Ethernet) routed down a cable-management system, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse. The only cable one would see is a MagSafe charging cable which is holstered on the left side and only really visible when charging the laptop. I have stowed for when I use it a wired gaming mouse (which does do Bluetooth but I prefer the cable).

      So all in all, one cable, usually not visible.

    5. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by HappyDrgn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've heard about USB hubs before? It's this device that turns one USB port into N+1. Wild stuff.

    6. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Well not quite. Bluetooth provides plenty of opportunities for peripherals. As does a hub.

      But if you want to have lots of things plugged in, then the new Mac Book Pro is the laptop you buy, not the MacBook.

      Likewise, a Ferrari is useless for off-roading.

    7. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding a hub that can supply enough power to charge a laptop.

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    8. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      The ports are annoying but the lack of 4k is the real downer.
      The big question is a the extra thinness and lightness worth the trade offs? I love OSX but Apples hardware is leaving me cold. I Love my Macbook but I do not want to be locked into an SSD or RAM at purchase when both techs are moving forward and getting cheaper all the time.

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    9. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Drink that koolaid.

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    10. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by cHiphead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I will give the pos this much, the new intel chip uses 5 watts, so effectively this macbook is a phone in a laptop case.

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    11. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Albanach · · Score: 2

      Surely it's purpose is to be functional. It certainly seems a bit strange to require you unplug your laptop - even if it has excellent battery life - in order to use a USB stick.

      Regardless of 'the cloud', students make plenty of use of USB sticks. And in four years time, nearing the completion of your undergrad degree, that battery life might not be so hot. Maybe the power brick will have a USB hub?

    12. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      What is up with that new laptop? It has like almost no ports! I have a rMBP and even with the two USB ports and the two Thunderbold ports I still need to use a USB hub so I can plug in all of the devices I need to use with my rMBP! Booooo! BOOOOOO! We need more ports, not less!

      If you need more ports then get a mbp, which they also updated today.

    13. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ports are annoying but the lack of 4k is the real downer.

      External video is up to 3840 by 2160 pixels. Yeah, that missing 160 pixels horizontal resolution is Soooooo upsetting.

      But wait...
      "4K has become the common name for ultra-high-definition television (UHDTV), although its resolution is only 3840 x 2160 (at a 16:9, or 1.78:1 aspect ratio)"
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4...

      It *IS* 4K.

    14. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jcr · · Score: 2

      The CPU of this laptop only draws 5 watts.

      -jcr

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    15. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Surely it's purpose is to be functional.

      What is it you are not understanding about products being built for different purposes, and Apple having different lines to meet different requirements?

      And in four years time, nearing the completion of your undergrad degree, that battery life might not be so hot.

      Right. It's life might have halved. To 5 fucking hours.

      Maybe the power brick will have a USB hub?

      The computer is not on the market yet, but there is already an adapter that breaks out power ISB and video. Given that USB-C is a standard connector (albeit implemented by Apple first) there will be whatever fucking hubs you want.

    16. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Albanach · · Score: 1

      What is it you are not understanding about products being built for different purposes, and Apple having different lines to meet different requirements?

      I've yet to see an Apple laptop that's not heavily marketed at students. Perhaps you're right and this will be the first.

      Right. It's life might have halved. To 5 fucking hours.

      And that means for my afternoon classes it's going to be plugged in. And if I need to use a USB stick I'm either using adapters or juggling wires.

      Given that USB-C is a standard connector (albeit implemented by Apple first) there will be whatever fucking hubs you want.

      Of course there will be 'whatever fucking hubs you want.' What I was questioning was whether they would add USB port(s) to an official power supply in the same manner as Lenovo do with the Thinkpad (obviously Apple's would be more beautiful). Such a decision would certainly make the design choice more understandable. Otherwise many users are going to be using third party chargers, or have hubs sitting between their laptop and the power supply which could be awkward in the tight confines of a lecture hall.

    17. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Not so. A Ferrari makes it possible for fat, bald guys to transmit their DNA to future generations.

    18. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Holi · · Score: 1

      Say I want to charge it and have it attached to an external monitor. Pretty average thing to do. For that I need to buy a breakout adapter for $80. I think a $1300 (base) laptop should come with it thank you very much.

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    19. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see an Apple laptop that's not heavily marketed at students.

      You're a student. They're marketed to you. That doesn't mean they are marketed particularly to students. Here's a clue... They're marketed to everybody.

      Here's another thing. Students probably have more need of portability than multiple ports. If they didn't, they'd buy a Mac Mini.

      And if I need to use a USB stick I'm either using adapters or juggling wires.

      Then buy a new MacBook Pro rather than a new MacBook, asshole. Or do what any intelligent student would do, and unplug the power to use the USB drive, then put the power back in after.

    20. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Should a $1379 (base) laptop have one? If so which, the HDMI or the VGA?

      How about a way for people who don't need such an adapter to save $79? (or $158 if they don't need either).

    21. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      ..and maybe their lungs, eyes, and kidneys to *current* generations?

    22. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      Really? Hubs are the answer?

      If true, what a sad world we live in when laptop with no ports (when charging it) = a feature.
      And here I was thinking 2 USB ports with a separate port port was too few.

    23. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Eh...dell, Asus, and lenovo offer thinner and lighter at a lower price.

    24. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Albanach · · Score: 1

      You're a student. They're marketed to you. That doesn't mean they are marketed particularly to students. Here's a clue... They're marketed to everybody.

      Sure, they're marketed at a wide variety of people. The Apple Store for Education does, however, suggest they market directly at students. Particularly since the new MacBook is sold to students at a discount.

    25. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are smaller, lighter laptops with more ports than this MacBook. The only reason they put one port on it is aesthetics.

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    26. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I want to use a mouse and a USB flash drive or plug in my phone. Now I need a hub as well. Thanks, but no thanks. Other manufacturers can make laptops that are just as thin and just as light, or lighter, and still have at least two USB ports.

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    27. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Really? Hubs are the answer?

      Hubs are not the answer, nor did I say they were, but they are a necessary intermediate step.

      As it is, there isn't a computer on the market with enough ports for everything I do (and I'd imagine that's true for most laptop setups of folks around here), so hubs are something I'll be using no matter what. At that point, it doesn't matter to me how many ports my computer has, since the only thing I'll use them for at home is to plug in my hubs. After all, I don't want to be plugging/unplugging every peripheral at home every single time I sit down, given that most or all of those peripherals are stationary. And if I'm away from my desk, I'll either bring a travel hub or do entirely without hubs, just as I do now. A reduction in the number of ports on the laptop changes nothing.

      Long term, I'd like to see short range, low latency, high bandwidth protocols that can both charge and communicate with peripherals wirelessly, thus negating the need for any sort of cabled connection at all. But in the meantime, I'll settle for hubs, since they reduce the cable clutter and reduce the amount of plugging/unplugging I do, neither of which would be accomplished by adding more ports on a computer.

    28. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Then buy a new MacBook Pro rather than a new MacBook, asshole.

      Wow, i mean really??? if one needs more ports, but wants a mac they have to spend an extra grand otherwise the are an a-hole????

      just wow

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    29. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Citation please? Where are all these manufactures that are making thinner, lighter, 4k, 10+hr notebooks with multiple ports? I'd love to see them... go ahead, I'll wait.

    30. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      In your view no one should have the ability to plug more than one item into the laptop, unless it's Apple's $79 adapter. Designing two small ports into the device, instead of one, would have been SO hard.

    31. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's almost like they deleted the word "Pro" from the name of the product when they reduced the number of things that Pros care about!

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    32. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Intel hasn't shipped the processor that Apple wants for the 15" yet. Wait for WWDC, likely.

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    33. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That's not my view. My view is you have a CHOICE of laptops at the same price. One very thin and light, one with lots of ports.

      Picking one whilst wanting the attributes of the other is cretinous.

    34. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by mlts · · Score: 1

      My ideal would be one MagSafe descendant connector for high bandwidth stuff, a descendant of Bluetooth for other stuff, and NFC that is used so two Bluetooth devices can pair initially in a secure manner.

      The MagSafe descendant would be similar to Thunderbolt and be a bus design (with the ability to be used in various bus and switched configurations, similar to Infiniband), but the OS and hardware would have protection against DMA attacks. This would also allow for networking of different machines with a switch that would combine networking abilities (like a regular Ethernet switch), but allow devices to be hooked up to specific machines (like a Fiber Channel switch and zoning of FC logical devices.) Even stuff like PCIe breakout boxes would be usable. Power would be transmitted over the wires to charge/run devices plugged in, perhaps up to 48 volts assuming some safety measures in the cable design and voltage negotiation protocol where the voltage is selected by both devices so someone licking the connector doesn't get electrocuted.

      The other is a Bluetooth descendant that uses NFC for pairing (bring device "A" near the laptop until the LED glows blue), then uses PFS and other measures to keep the connection encrypted. Done right, the session key can be kept and used for a while, just to save on the power it takes to do a D-H key exchange. Done right, all the other devices (keyboard, mouse, smartphone, etc.) can use that for local communication without having to go to Wi-Fi and requiring an IP address and an access point.

    35. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      did someone pee in your cereal this morning (and every other day it seems???)

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    36. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      almost any netbook, on top of that you can get um for under half the cost of this

      next?

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    37. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They give students a discount as do other companies. Heck McDonalds gives students a discount, it doesn't mean McDonalds is designed for students.

      Apple don't design the computers for students in particular. Well, the last one they did was the eMac more than a decade ago.

      You'd think a student would be bright enough to chose a MacBook Pro rather than a MacBook if they wanted ports rather than ultra-light. But you're rather proving that not to be the case.

    38. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      No, that's what motorcycles are for.

    39. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      WTF?
      You realize it's not just a USB port, but the laptop charger and video cable ports as well?
      So your car can carry at most one luggage, but only if you're not at the gas station and if your passengers aren't using the backseat dvd player.

    40. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs design is still kicking. Eventually they'll make a 1lb screen. You'll use a cable to attach a hub which will have the keyboard, battery, usb ports etc on it. All so they can say it is %20 thinner than last years razor blade and weighs less (even though you have to lug around all the other awkward crap with you).

    41. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Oh and the next spokemen to market their product as X mm thin is getting a punch in the face. Thin is not a unit of measure. It was quite the first time I heard it no it is just silly. Especially since they are usually asking you to sacrifice functionality like ports, or mini vs full sized ports, or pay them an extra $200 for the privilege etc. Thin is just one aspect of the buying choice and like all features at some point it stops mattering, like arguing over a 300dpi screen vs a 400dpi screen: who other than the guy selling it to you cares?

    42. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A computer techie's life is to precious to be spent using lousy hardware, but so much the more so for the graphics/writer/hipster types.

      Eh...dell, Asus, and lenovo offer thinner and lighter

      -> at the cost of both much lower-spec performance and significantly worse physical considerations (torsional rigidity, mechanical robustness, and aesthetics if that's your thing)

      [...] at a lower price

      for which you get disproportionately lesser a computer. I used to go with stuff like Dell & Toshiba & the ThickPad, but I got tired of the twin facts that
      1) none of them even offer a comparable product, and
      2) when they offer one which is "close enough" in terms of specs or industrial design, they cost at least as much and usually more. Toshiba (and Sony, when they thought they were Apple, too) is especially guilty of this.

      I might not care for the light-up Fruit Logo, but I put up with it for hardware that's neither built to a price nor beaten in several ways by something Apple sells for less. $400(!)~$900 laptops always compromise something compared to Apple's offerings, sometimes quite severely.

    43. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by exomondo · · Score: 1

      You don't actually believe it would cost them $79 (the RRP of the separate adapter) to integrate mini-displayport like you get on other offerings at that pricepoint do you? There's no real reason to remove features like that from this price-point except to try to up-sell the Pro models.

    44. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by creepynut · · Score: 1

      Care to enlighten us by sharing one?

    45. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Because it's starting to get confusing?

      Way back when, you had the iBook and the PowerBook. You then went to the MacBook and the MacBook Pro. You now have the MacBook Air, MacBook, and MacBook Pro.

      What's the difference? Weight? The MacBook is lighter than the MacBook Air. CPU? The MacBook Air's i7 is faster. Battery life is about the same. The MacBook has a retina display, which the MacBook Air doesn't have. The MacBook Air has a Thunderbolt port that the MacBook doesn't have.

      Where's the rhyme and reason? Way back when, Apple had a line up that made sense. Pro and Consumer. Good, Better, and Best. Simple. Straightforward. Now? They're all over the place.

    46. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Add that cost--and weight--to your analysis of the laptop.

    47. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      A piece of paper is considerably thinner and lighter than a MacBook. But it doesn't do nearly as much. I'd be fine with a laptop that's an extra 4 ounces but has all of those things included rather than having to buy them separately and carry them around with the laptop, which negates any weight-loss that I got.

      Apple is anorexic. They're more than willing to remove useful features in order to shave off millimeters and pounds. Then they stand up in front of the crowd and say, "Ooh! Look at me! I'm so pretty and thin!"

    48. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding a hub that can supply enough power to charge a laptop.

      Straight on Apple's website you find an adapter that provides HDMI, USB3.0 and charging, and another one with VGA instead of HDMI.

    49. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by asliarun · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you leave biases aside, and want to compare the Macbook with something else, the Dell XPS 13 would be neck to neck. I would even venture to say that the Dell is far more computer for the money (i will qualify why). Here's a comparison.

      http://www.theverge.com/2015/3...

      The Dell XPS 13 is extremely well built (aluminum alloy, carbon fibre - I've held it, it is gorgeous) - might possibly be a hair lower than the new Macbook (which I haven't held) but really, I think you would be splitting hairs.

      The XPS 13 however has two big things going for it - it has full blown Core i3/i5/i7 (2.1 - 2.4 GHz) as opposed to Macbook's Core M (measly 1.1 GHz) - which means much better performance (i would imagine 2x-3x better), much less thermal throttling, and better graphics (HD5500 vs 5300). The other big thing is its display. XPS 13 has a near zero bezel 3200 x 1800 pixel Sharp IGZO panel that is arguably the best and most cutting edge laptop panel one can get today.

      You can read a review of this panel here: http://www.anandtech.com/show/...

      And dimensions and weight. Macbook is 11" wide and 0.52" thick, and weighs 2 pounds. The XPS 13 is a bit heavier (2.6-2.8 pounds), but is only 12" wide and 0.33"-0.6" thick. The cool thing is that because of the near zero bezels, XPS 13 is a 13" screen while only being 12" wide (typical for a 11" laptop, not for a 13" laptop).

      Again, I am not saying Macbook is not good. It still seems to have Apple's obsessive attention to detail in terms of build quality and user centric design approach. But to say that it has no competion - that is no longer true. I do believe that the XPS 13 is a genuine alternative in just about every respec. The extra 0.8 may be an issue for some, but you also sacrifice a *lot* of computer for that. Then I would say, might as well get an iPad.

    50. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jazzis · · Score: 1

      One port for: Charging USB 3.1 Gen 1 (up to 5 Gbps) Native DisplayPort 1.2 video output VGA output using USB-C VGA Multiport Adapter (sold separately) HDMI video output using USB-C Digital AV Multiport Adapter (sold separately)

    51. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jazzis · · Score: 1

      Dual display and video mirroring: Simultaneously supports full native resolution on the built-in display and up to 3840 by 2160 pixels on an external display, both at millions of colors

    52. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Have you even seen the Dell XPS 13? Not only does it manage to get a bigger screen in a slightly smaller form factor (albeit slightly thicker,) but the build materials are VERY good as well, and it features a much more powerful processor.

      Lenovo has a 13" laptop that weighs in at 1.7lbs (lighter than the new macbook, again with a more powerful CPU and bigger screen.) They also have a 2-in-1 version (where the hinge is 360 degree rotatable) that will be 2lbs.

      Asus has something similar in the pipe but I don't recall the details.

    53. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      No! It's that when people like him get backed into a corner they get all angry. This guy *WILL NOT* disagree with an Apple decision, he defends *EVERYTHING* Apple does.

      I have no use for a moped. Do I sit around whining about mopeds or the people who buy them? No, I just don't buy one. I have no use for cowboy boots. Do I sit around whining about the people that make cowboy boots? No, I just don't buy them.

      Protip: Zombie Steve Jobs is not holding a gun to your head to force you to buy an iWatch or the new Macbook. If you don't want one, don't fucking buy one. Just because a product doesn't cater to your whims doesn't mean it has a design flaw.

    54. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      did someone pee in your cereal this morning (and every other day it seems???)

      You could ask the same question of Hatebois. Did Steve Jobs run over your dog when you were five? If the new Apple products aren't your cup of tea, have you considered....not buying them? Just because a product doesn't fit your needs doesn't mean it has a design flaw. Do you go into a car dealership and complain that a coupe can't seat as many people as a 15 passenger van? Do you complain that the 15 passenger van doesn't get the gas mileage of the coupe and is harder to park?

      Or do you, you know, buy whatever it is that does whatever you want without bitching about other products?

    55. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      believe it or not there is a large number of people who liked apple pre ipod who simply wish to see them bring back some of what we loved about apple back then.

      I get your point, and dont disagree, but there are a large number of people who WANT to like apple, and simply cant because of things like this

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    56. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      i dont disagree with a word you said. but there are people who would have wanted this and wont get it because of this.

      as an example, ive been waiting for a few months now to get a new cell phone. ive been happy with samsung for a few generations and i was waiting to hear about the GS6. when I found out no removable battery and no expandable memory, I was upset, at myself for waiting so long to replace my dated GS3 and at samsung for taking away 1/2 the reason i went with them to begin with

      are you saying I should simply keep my mouth shut and buy something else? I think complaining is a fair response.

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    57. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      How much does the memory, backlit retina display, SSD, etc... draw?

      You're pretty much stuck using the no doubt $75 Apple adapter for the near future. Plugging this thing into your existing USB hub is not going to work.

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    58. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by sootman · · Score: 2

      > External video is up to 3840 by 2160 pixels.
      > Yeah, that missing 160 pixels horizontal
      > resolution is Soooooo upsetting.

      There might be a nipple in the bottom 80 pixels.

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    59. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      The Apple Store for Education does, however, suggest they market directly at students.

      The App Store/iTunes sells games, movies, and books, even more people are fond of those than students. Students also don't have lots of disposable money, if you're following the student debt crisis. The vast majority of spending is on entertainment, ~90% of Google's store revenue in 2014 was games, I'd imagine entertainment vastly dwarfs education on the Apple platform.

      Particularly since the new MacBook is sold to students at a discount.

      Implying only the new ones, or MacBooks are discounted? Nearly all mac products are discounted if you're involved in education.

      Shop the Apple Store for Education, save up to $200 on a new Mac, and up to $20 on a new iPad. Education pricing is available to college students, students accepted to college, parents buying for college students, faculty, homeschool teachers, and staff at all grade levels.*

      They're not unique in offering discounts, nor is this a new trend - what people learn with is very important when becoming a professional. Additionally, how do you explain all the Apple devices in movies? They're not used by students exclusively there either. It's a fashion statement, which applies to significantly larger monied demographics.

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    60. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      I'd be fine with a laptop that's an extra 4 ounces

      Then buy one of them.

      Then they stand up in front of the crowd and say, "Ooh! Look at me! I'm so pretty and thin!"

      Another case of Hateboi Projection, thinking his personal product preferences are a Law of Thermal Dynamics, or were brought on stone tablets by Moses. Look, I don't have any use for a VGA port or a DVD drive on a laptop, but you don't see me making a scene at Fry's when I see a Toshiba that has both, or vice versa.

      Have you considered....you know....that maybe you're the narcissist? That you could try just buying what you what that does what you want and not bitch about the alternatives?

    61. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Oh, they could have easily added more ports. They only omitted them to piss you, personally, off. Lots of engineering discussions and money were spent on that decision, but in the end it was well worth it.

    62. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by Kurrelgyre · · Score: 1

      So, how's the pricing for 8GB/256GB model of the heavier XPS13? I'm guessing it'll be pretty close once you up the storage and RAM to match and screen resolution past FHD. And if you were referring to the Lenovo LaVie Z HZ550, it starts at the same price as the (new) MacBook.

    63. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by zieroh · · Score: 1

      Buick == Chevy, for most relevant measures in which a car analogy might be used (spit) to represent "hardware specs". They're both GM, after all.

      Ford might be a little better, but neither has been a serious car company since the 70s.

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    64. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      but there are people who would have wanted this and wont get it because of this

      Then they can get a MBA for less money, which still very light, has a regular USB port, MagSafe, Thunderbolt, and an SD card slot. If they want something with a higher resolution, there's the Pro, which has more ports. There are other options out there, but having a plethora of options on a plethora of models didn't work out too well for Apple in the 90's.

      when I found out no removable battery and no expandable memory, I was upset

      You should check and see if there's some sort of prize offered for consistency, as 99% of the time that's situational reasoning in order to complain about Apple. There's probably an even bigger prize for the first person to complain about "walled gardens" on game consoles.

      are you saying I should simply keep my mouth shut and buy something else? I think complaining is a fair response.

      I'm saying there's a line between wishing a product had different features and acting as if the lack of said features means the product has a flawed design. Example: "No wireless, less space than a Nomad. Lame." Example: I was hoping the 2015 Durango was going to have Chrysler's V6 diesel engine as an option, making it the only three row SUV to get great gas mileage while also providing excellent towing capacity. But new models came and that engine is only an option on Ram trucks and a Jeep.

      That doesn't mean that the 2015 Durango is a crappy vehicle. It doesn't meant that Chrysler is staffed by a bunch of wankers. It means I'll have to sit tight until some manufacturer builds the SUV with the features I want.

    65. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Complaining to Samsung, maybe. Complaining on slashdot is just whining.

    66. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      That you could try just buying what you what that does what you want and not bitch about the alternatives?

      Because, little by little, Apple has stopped making machines that I want. And this truly sucks when I've spent the last 25 years of my life developing Macintosh software.

      I'm typing this on a 17" MacBook Pro from 2010. It's not like I have a choice of buying another 17" laptop because Apple stopped making them. And having to set up a rube-goldberg arrangement of adapters to adapters (at ridiculous prices) is certainly not what I would call an elegant solution. And, yes, I'm a long-time Apple customer. My first "Mac" was a Macintosh.

      As I said in a post above, I'm seeing the product line turning into a mess. Consider the new MacBook for a moment. It's thin, it's light, it's sexy. Okay, fine. Why isn't it a MacBook Air?

      Contrast it with an $1149 MacBook Air. 8GB of RAM and a Dual Core i7. Same memory, same storage. Same battery life. Faster CPU. And a tenth of an inch thicker at the highest point and an extra 5 ounces. It also has 2 USB 3 ports and 2 Thunderbolt ports. And it's $50 cheaper.

      What does the new MacBook give me? A tenth of an inch thinner at the highest point (it's actually thicker at the lowest point) and a larger (by 0.4 inch) Retina display. Of course, if you run the Retina display at retina quality, it's actually an 1152 x 720 display--smaller than the MacBook Air's 1366 x 768. The Retina display is gorgeous, I'll agree, but is it worth giving up CPU performance and connectivity? Why can't Apple give me a retina display on a MacBook Air? Why do I have to give up my Thunderbolt ports to get a retina display?

      When Steve Jobs came to Apple, it's product line was a mess. I agree wholeheartedly. He cleaned it up into something that made sense. Consumer and Pro. Good, Better, and Best. Little by little, it's being turned back into a mess again. Why would I buy a MacBook over a MacBook Air or a MacBook Pro?

    67. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      GP is being rude. That being said... Apple's consumer line are not designed for flexibility and more designed to be used in a particular way. Their pro line is more flexible. The 13" macbook pro and the 12" macbook are hard to compare but are about the same price at the low end (the pro has many more upgrades available).

    68. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      There weren't a large number of people who liked people pre iPod as demonstrated by the collapse in marketshare and how those people allowed Apple to be pushed into ever narrower niches. Apple still makes high end specialized box somewhat exists in the pro line but those machines aren't general purpose enough for everyone. Which is pretty much where they sat a 2 decades ago, though I can imagine you were inside then and outside now given that they are specialized.

    69. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Laptops have 2 distinct uses :

      1. More mobile : carrying the laptop, using it for short bursts in cramped or otherwise inconvenient locations temporarily. Here, most people make do without peripherals for very short , very inconvenient work and minimal peripherals for somewhat longer, less inconvenient work. It is here that hubs are yet another inconvenience and 2-3 ports might do some good.

      2. Desktop replacement : Once settled in one's den, use many many peripherals. But even here, hubs are less convenient than port replicators / KVM etc.

      Only for very specific intermediate uses between these - say a "portable den", hubs might be of the use you mention.

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    70. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      It is a good comparison. Big issue is the battery life on the XPS 13 is less than the air. It is also a bit thicker. I think the comparison is better to the Air which has the better CPU and similar dimensions. I don't buy into Apple's obsession with thin and light but the new macbook certainly delivers on thin and light.

    71. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Okay, fine. Why isn't it a MacBook Air?

      Because the retina is increasing the costs beyond the lower end's price point. You are excluding the value of retina. Essentially the macbook is the air retina. Same thing that happened with the pro line. A thinner more expensive design for retina. So Apple in keeping with their general marketing philosophy has lines that look like:

      good = air
      better = macbook
      best = pro

      Apple can't give you a retina display on an air because it is too expensive. If you want to pay more and don't care about thin and light as much they offer the pro which is quite reasonable at 13".

    72. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      almost any netbook, on top of that you can get um for under half the cost of this

      next?

      Citation needed.

      Let's see the links.

    73. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Surface Pro 3. 1.76 lbs, 9.1 mm.

      Pwned, n00b.

      What does it weigh with a keyboard attached, "n00b"?

      Am I doing this right?

    74. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      for that cost it should have more ports

      But, where would they put them? Laptops have finally gotten thin enough that the peripheral connectors are becoming the limiting factor. I am relatively sure that they first just wanted to stick a TB connector on it; but TB probably doesn't have a provision for passing Power INTO a "host" (guessing), and they couldn't afford the room for BOTH a TB and a mag-safe connector.

      I'm not saying I like it, either; but Engineering is ALWAYS about Constraints and Compromises. Always.

    75. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Surely it's purpose is to be functional. It certainly seems a bit strange to require you unplug your laptop - even if it has excellent battery life - in order to use a USB stick.

      Regardless of 'the cloud', students make plenty of use of USB sticks. And in four years time, nearing the completion of your undergrad degree, that battery life might not be so hot. Maybe the power brick will have a USB hub?

      1. You won't be plugging a garden-variety USB stick into THAT connector, anyway; so that implies some sort of dongle, adapter, or hub.

      2. Who sits at their laptop with a USB stick hanging out the side for HOURS on end? That isn't even even safe!

    76. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I really like the new Macbook but the lack of a dedicated USB port makes it a non-starter for me, it's a really simple thing and not the sort of thing you would think a company like Apple would consider as a power-user feature.

      They did. It's call the MacBook Pro. Same Price. Three times as heavy. More CPU. Better GPU (I think). Many more Ports. That's why I have one instead of wanting this ultraportable.

      But, as far as providing for those who want/need extra ports while NOT on-the-go, Apple has that covered.

      So, it looks like Apple has in mind that you use the little USB-C to USB dongle when on-the-go (yes, you will have to unplug from power temporarily), and use one of the "docks" when in a more stationary application.

      And I am sure that there will be a USB dongle that also lets you charge very soon now, probably by the time the MacBook is actually available.

    77. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      You could probably get even more battery time out of it if you clocked it down to 800Mhz...

      I guess it depends on how it works. Does it have enough power? How well and how long will a 1.2Ghz M CPU be good for? Same question goes for the integrated graphic setup with a supposed 4k (if only 11" in size?) resolution... Anyway I have my doubts.

      If all you are using it for it itunes, web, and YouTube, I am sure it is just fine... though you can do all those things on something that costs 1000$ less than that. Apple seems to be trying to be playing the status card with this release... (10k gold watch, really?)

      Were I a student I would be thinking 1000$ pays for a lot of beer. 600 Beers to be exact. That's 75 beers per month (given a 8 month school year). If looking at TCO on a 4 year honors degree, that's 150 Beer a year or about 20 Beer a month for the length of your scholastic endeavors. Just sayin'...

    78. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I have my doubts about that graphical aspect too. I bought the first generation macboot retina which had the external Nvidia 650. I can quite often see lag and I don't have great eyes. Though the problem is diminishing as the OS and applications are more uniformally becoming retina aware and thus smarter about using the screen.

      As for the power I'd expect so. Apple devices deliver very good battery life. Not what's claimed but better than the battery life of most other products, moreover the advantages of the OS and applications designed to support battery life just keep compounding.

      As for the status symbol. This fits their idea of a lineup each one a few hundred more:
      good = macbook air
      better = macbook (retina)
      best = macbook pro retina

    79. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I get your point now. I personally am not saying its a crappy design, im just saying its not for me

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    80. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      1.76 lbs. The touchscreen is part of the computer, hence it is already attached.

      Are you trying to move goalposts or are you just an idiot?

      How am I moving the goalposts by asking about the keyboard?

      A touchscreen is not a keyboard.

      A keyboard is a device with physical keys that you press. A touchscreen is a touch-sensitive layer over the top of a physical screen.

      How does this make me an idiot? I'm struggling here. Please help me out "n00b".

      Also, you forgot to log in again.

    81. Re: A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Looks like a nice screen. But it's an optional extra that brings the price up to $1299. The claim was that Dell, Asus and Lenovo did thinner and lighter at a lower price. The XPS13 is none of those things.

    82. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You like having more ports. Some people like thin. I don't see a problem here. Go ahead and buy what you want; I don't have any Apple stock.

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    83. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Because it's starting to get confusing?

      Have you SEEN any other PC company line up? Do you know how many lines Dell or Asus has?

      The Apple line up is straightforward, and their web site makes it very easy.

      Where's the rhyme and reason?

      You're just seeing the effect of some models which have been revved yesterday and some models which are older. In time they'll all be Retina screens. Then it's laptop range is simple:
      ultralight->light->heavy
      less-power->mid-power->max-power

    84. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Some reviews I read said the single USB C port was going to be the new "standard" for laptops. ... I hope not. At least for Mac users "buy something else" doesn't really leave a lot of options: if Apple screws up the Air and doesn't update the other Macbooks significantly for a couple years ... you are stuck buying old or buying the new without something you want.

    85. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      How much does the memory, backlit retina display, SSD, etc... draw? You're pretty much stuck using the no doubt $75 Apple adapter for the near future. Plugging this thing into your existing USB hub is not going to work.

      According to the Apple Store, the AC Adapter is $49. Try finding ANY OEM Laptop Adapter for less.

    86. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      This laptop runs off 5W, USB3 can provide 100W, something tells me this is a non-issue.

      Yeah, Apple's USB-C AC Adapter is only 29W; so you're probably right.

    87. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Why would I buy a MacBook over a MacBook Air or a MacBook Pro?

      You wouldn't (and neither would I); but, you will notice that, in the "Mac" Line, Apple now sells everything from an ultralight notebook (a Surface Pro killer) to a fire-breathing Nubian Dildo (the essentially-ignored Mac Pro), with several steps in-between.

      The only reason to bemoan the introduction of the new MacBook would be if either the iPad or the MacBook Air went away.

      You'll notice that that didn't happen. Nor is it likely to. This is a new model. I think the price should have been $1k to differentiate it from the MBA; but no doubt there are reasons other than simply greed.

      And I think you will find that the reason Apple discontinued the 17" MacBook Pro was that they simply didn't sell enough. The majority of people want a laptop that fits in most backpacks. That ain't the 17" MBP. Personally, I'll bet one of the other reasons was keeping the "warp" down to a reasonable level during machining. But that's just a guess.

    88. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Who wants to deal with a hub when they can just get a system that does what they want in the first place?

      Because it runs Windows?

    89. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      good = air
      better = macbook
      best = pro

      But that's sort of my argument.

      The MacBook is slower and requires extra money for port extenders than the high-end MacBook Air. You're not getting extra battery life. You're basically getting an $899 MacBook Air with a retina display. Now, again, I won't short change the retina display, but that's pretty much the only thing that is "better" about the MacBook. Everything else is either worse or equal.

      Again, going back to the dark ol' days, you ran into the problem about the difference between a high-end Macintosh Performa and a low-end Power Macintosh. Really the only difference was that the Power Mac had a faster hard-drive (7200 RPM SCSI drives versus 5400 RPM ATA). Pretty much everything else was the same.

      The MacBook is for those people who want an ultra-light portable with a retina display and care about nothing else. It feels a bit like the PowerMac Cube--you're trading in too much to get too little.

    90. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The MacBook is for those people who want an ultra-light portable with a retina display and care about nothing else

      That's fair. Which IMHO is very similar to what the Air was like 7 years ago. The Air when it came out was all about thinner and lighter. The iPad's big distinction was thinner and lighter. I don't like Apple's obsession with thin and light but I have to admit it seems to be something people really really like.

      You're basically getting an $899 MacBook Air with a retina display. Now, again, I won't short change the retina display, but that's pretty much the only thing that is "better" about the MacBook. Everything else is either worse or equal.

      Ye you are getting: thinner, lighter and retina we agree. I should say, even though I don't care much about thin and light, retina, I know from experience, matters a lot I do think that's worth the price difference. Now that I've used retina I'd pay double for it. I spend a lot of time looking at the screen having it be extra sharp makes computing much more pleasant. I can imagine that the weight and size of the macbook might be getting down to the level where you can carry it around in a binder. Business cards, pen, pad for quick notes, and computer when I need to do something detailed. That's a nice setup. Might even be worth enough to get me to go back to a desktop + laptop setup. I've been thinking about a iPad + keyboard for much the same reason.

      OTOH f I still have to carry a bag then they can add an extra pound or two and I don't care. Certainly I think the Mac Pro is the far far better computer. Apple is offering genuine choice. One person wants a Mac but can't afford so they go with the Air. If thin and light matters a ton, the MacBook becomes a no brainer. If thin and light is important, and retina is important but neither is critical then the person has a choice Air vs. Macbook. If they need ports Air vs. Pro....

    91. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by Atryn · · Score: 1

      That's like saying a sports car should have more luggage space for that price.

      No... this would be like a sports car with the following ports:

      - Doors (to get in and out), equivalent to a UI
      - Trunk (for storage), equivalent to the HDD and accessible via USB-C
      - Gas Door (for power)

      However, you can no longer open the hood, access the engine, replace/upgrade components. In fact, you cannot even change the tires yourself anymore. If you really need them changed you need to go back to the dealer but more than likely by the time your tires need replacing you should just be buying a new sports car anyway.

      We are a Mac household here but Android smartphone users. Never liked iOS vs. Android. Still don't prefer Windows to OSX. But from a hardware standpoint, we've had to suffer because of Apple's desire to slowly remove everything useful from their hardware.

      I don't want to have to buy external accessories for everything that should be built into my machine.

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    92. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Apple has been known to change things I like to things I don't like for reasons I don't understand. I'm hoping that they go back to making phones of the 5/5S size before my 5S is too old, for example.

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    93. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is external. Many Windows Laptops now support 4k without a monitor.
      Of course using an external monitor with only one port is no problem with a handy dandy dongle that costs $80s and that I will never forget to take with me....
      Yea right...

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    94. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      A touchscreen is capable of displaying a keyboard, so yes, it can be a keyboard.

      And thanks for answering my question, idiot.

      Ah, so no argument then. I thought so.

      Or, if we're going by your logic, the iPhone wins because it's the lightest. I mean, it can display a keyboard on the screen too so it counts.

    95. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That is external. Many Windows Laptops now support 4k without a monitor.

      Of course it is. 4K on a 12" screen would be completely pointless. And I don't believe for one moment that there are any genuine Windows 12" laptops with 4K.

      You're ridiculous.

    96. Re:A laptop with almost no ports?! by ZorglubZ · · Score: 1

      Here you go, slimmer Zenbook with 3 USB port: Http://www.asus.com/Notebooks_Ultrabooks/ASUS_ZENBOOK_UX305/

  5. so lets have a breakdown by nimbius · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Disclaimer: I dont own anything made by apple, and cant justify donating a kidney for a wrist watch.

    HBO Now standalone streaming service coming to Apple TV and iOS apps in early April for $14.99 a month.

    not really an innovation but, okay. There was nothing stopping this from happening before, why did it need an event?

    Lowered price of Apple TV to $69.

    Okay, market competition is good. this too would have happened inevitably and regardless of any innovation, unless youre an accountant on the apple campus that happens to be particularly proud of their excel pivot tables related to this.

    Apple Pay accepted at up to 100,000 Coca-Cola machines by the end of the year.

    Ah so the great war to control the pocketbook rages on I see. Considering soda sales have been in sharp and inexplicable decline since 2013, im not sure what this does for apple...but kudos to the innovators at Coca Cola for implementing the Apple pay api!

    ResearchKit Announced: Is open source and allows medical researchers to create apps, and use the iPhone as a diagnostic tool.

    Cool, but the apps store is still a draconian gulag. expect a dearth of crisis pregnancy apps to get written and a bunch of Abortion assistance apps to get flagged and removed as part of our nations proud tradition of culture warfare. And how do we handle HIPAA here?

    New MacBook: Lightest ever at 2 pounds, 13.1mm at its thickest point. 2304x1440 display, consumes 30% less energy. Fanless, powered with Intel's Core M processor. 802.11ac, Bluetooth 4.0. and 9 hours of web browsing battery life. Supports many protocols through one connector USB-C. Ships April 10, starting at $1,299.

    Small laptop gets smaller, faster, better, and more expensive despite industry-standard hardware used and widely available at lower cost but without the little white light up apple.

    iOS 8.2 is available today

    iOS=iOS++....I'd be concerned if the OS werent periodically patched and updated but to the apple engineers making this OS possible, good on ya!

    Apple Watch: Accurate within 50ms of UTC. Read and delete email, built-in speaker and mic so you can receive calls. It tracks your movement and exercise. Use Apple Pay, play your music, use Siri and get any notification you get on iPhone today. 18 hour battery life in a typical day. Sport model starting at $349, stainless steel price: $549-$1049 for 38mm, 42mm is $599-$1099, and gold edition starting at $10k. Pre-orders begin April 10th, available April 24th.

    Our phones do all of this, are in ubiquitous use, wont stop working if we carelessly wash our hands, and havent cost this much for nearly a decade. And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out and hangs around in this artificial market long enough until people realize singing talking wrist watches are about as practical as google glass.

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    1. Re:so lets have a breakdown by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "HBO Now standalone streaming service coming to Apple TV and iOS apps in early April for $14.99 a month.

      not really an innovation but, okay. There was nothing stopping this from happening before, why did it need an event?"

      Bigger question, on another site this was listed as an Apple TV "exclusive".

      Did HBO really shoot themselves in the foot by taking the cableless HBO subscription and screwing the pooch by limiting it to Apple TV for now?

    2. Re:so lets have a breakdown by doconnor · · Score: 1

      Our phones do all of this, are in ubiquitous use, wont stop working if we carelessly wash our hands, and havent cost this much for nearly a decade. And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out and hangs around in this artificial market long enough until people realize singing talking wrist watches are about as practical as google glass.

      The Android competitors have been out for 8 months. Interestingly, Android Wear watches generally don't have speakers.

    3. Re:so lets have a breakdown by doconnor · · Score: 2

      I'm sure Apple is paying HBO generously to take the bullet.

    4. Re:so lets have a breakdown by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did HBO really shoot themselves in the foot by taking the cableless HBO subscription and screwing the pooch by limiting it to Apple TV for now?

      I take it you chose the wrong set-top box.

    5. Re:so lets have a breakdown by dontbemad · · Score: 3, Informative

      once an android competitor comes out and hangs around in this artificial market long enough until people realize singing talking wrist watches are about as practical as google glass

      Uh, I have some news for you.

    6. Re:so lets have a breakdown by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 2

      And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out

      Yep, that totally sounds like Apple.

    7. Re:so lets have a breakdown by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Did HBO really shoot themselves in the foot by taking the cableless HBO subscription and screwing the pooch by limiting it to Apple TV for now?

      No, because AppleTV is just for the big screen. It's also available on iOS, which if Netflix numbers are anything to go by, smartphones and tablets are the preferred viewing platform for the service.

    8. Re:so lets have a breakdown by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out and hangs around in this artificial market long enough until people realize singing talking wrist watches are about as practical as google glass.

      o.O

      When has Apple ever slashed prices in response to competition? Their playbook on competition reads "we have no competition, all similar products are inferior". They might decide that the hardware specs (which are traditionally very modest in every Apple rev1 product) need a bump, to keep the price point the same and satisfy their aforementioned competitive mantra. That's the kick in the ass; 12 months from now the rev2 product will have a screen with twice the resolution, it will have a CPU capable of full motion video, enough ram to run iOS 9.0, etc. and all the early adopters will be left with an outdated relic.

    9. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Holi · · Score: 1

      What do you mean " once an android competitor comes out ", Samsung Gear has been out for 1 1/2 years already.

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    10. Re:so lets have a breakdown by unimacs · · Score: 1

      Apple Watch: Accurate within 50ms of UTC. Read and delete email, built-in speaker and mic so you can receive calls. It tracks your movement and exercise. Use Apple Pay, play your music, use Siri and get any notification you get on iPhone today. 18 hour battery life in a typical day. Sport model starting at $349, stainless steel price: $549-$1049 for 38mm, 42mm is $599-$1099, and gold edition starting at $10k. Pre-orders begin April 10th, available April 24th.

      Our phones do all of this, are in ubiquitous use, wont stop working if we carelessly wash our hands, and havent cost this much for nearly a decade. And the real kick in the ass is that apple will immediately slash prices 80% once an android competitor comes out and hangs around in this artificial market long enough until people realize singing talking wrist watches are about as practical as google glass.

      The Apple Watch has a water resistance rating of IPX7 which means that it can be submerged in 3 feet of water for 30 minutes and it will still work. Washing dishes aren't going to hurt it.

      I can't really say I'm in the market for something like the Apple Watch, - not at its current price, but to me a watch is a much preferable platform for some tasks than a phone, - getting the time being the obvious example. I don't want to drag out my phone for every little thing. I have an armband for running or riding with a smart phone but I don't like it. It's a hassle. A watch makes a lot more sense. That fact that a phone can perform all these tasks is besides the point.

      The 18 hour battery life is something that I think will be a problem. That makes it a ton less convenient than a regular watch. This is a bigger problem than the price in my mind. If you're into fitness at all, the price isn't so bad for something that incorporates a heart rate monitor and other fitness related apps.

    11. Re:so lets have a breakdown by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Small laptop gets smaller, faster, better, and more expensive despite industry-standard hardware used and widely available at lower cost but without the little white light up apple.

      It's not industry standard hardware. 'industry standard' doesn't fit in the tiny laptop case they have. To put it in perspective, this new laptop is half a millimeter thicker than the original iPad. With laptops, Fast, Small, Cheap, pick two.

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    12. Re:so lets have a breakdown by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I own a Roku, I own a amazon fire tv, I even own a Nexus Player. I'm not buying an apple tv for HBO.

    13. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      It's a 3 mo exclusive. Separately, it's getting really expensive to cut the cord, with Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, HBO go and others.

    14. Re:so lets have a breakdown by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      ResearchKit Announced: Is open source and allows medical researchers to create apps, and use the iPhone as a diagnostic tool.

      And how do we handle HIPAA here?

      Back up--you honestly think that Apple hasn't found an answer to this question?

      Reeeeeally?

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    15. Re: so lets have a breakdown by bazorg · · Score: 2

      You know, the nonstandard bits of that laptop look quite remarkable. Kudos to Apple to have a product line up with SSD on all laptops. The other manufacturers don't seem to have the guts to do that, let alone change the shape of keys, batteries and touchpads.

    16. Re:so lets have a breakdown by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll pick one - small.

      They're not aiming for 'fast' - that misses the point. It's fanless computing chargeable off a USB port. No more power brick.

    17. Re:so lets have a breakdown by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      iOS is still Apple...

    18. Re:so lets have a breakdown by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      From what I've be reading up on, do you really need Netflix if you have Amazon Prime?

      Although that gets down to a "what channels/programs re important to you" issue...

    19. Re:so lets have a breakdown by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Maybe that's why Netflix has started to make their own content a few of which have been highly popular: Arrested Development Season 4, Orange is the New Black, and House of Cards to name a few.

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    20. Re:so lets have a breakdown by zyzko · · Score: 1

      HBO is experimenting. It is available in Nordic countries (hbonordic.com) on iOS, Android and web already. This "HBO Now" is instead available only in North America.

      So different offers whatever suits them in different markets...

    21. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      That's the kick in the ass; 12 months from now the rev2 product will have a screen with twice the resolution, it will have a CPU capable of full motion video, enough ram to run iOS 9.0, etc. and all the early adopters will be left with an outdated relic.

      This is true, and a good reason to wait 12 months if you're not satisfied with the v1 product's performance and feature set (and won't have money to upgrade -- although in that case you're probably not in the market for an Apple Watch anyway).

      OTOH, this is also the behavior you want to see from a tech company -- products being improved on a regular basis. A hypothetical Apple that didn't release better versions of its products on a regular basis probably would have gone out of business by now.

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    22. Re:so lets have a breakdown by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Less than a day's battery life is pretty piss-poor though, even for a rev 1 product. A solid day is pretty much standard for a smart watch now. If this was an Android smart watch the media would be panning it as unworkable and crap because you have to charge it twice a day. Hay, everyone knows that 18 hours of "typical" usage really means 9 hours of your actual usage.

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    23. Re:so lets have a breakdown by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      And Roku, Chrome, Amazon Fire, and most BluRay players are not Android. If you had just one platform to pick to be your exclusive iOS would get you the most coverage. Sure Android would get you more phones and tablets in sheer numbers but few set top boxes.

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    24. Re:so lets have a breakdown by mhkohne · · Score: 1

      HBO Now standalone streaming service coming to Apple TV and iOS apps in early April for $14.99 a month.

      not really an innovation but, okay. There was nothing stopping this from happening before, why did it need an event?

      Because prying HBO loose from the cable companies is actually quite a trick. It's only recently that this has been at all conceivable.

      ResearchKit Announced: Is open source and allows medical researchers to create apps, and use the iPhone as a diagnostic tool.

      Cool, but the apps store is still a draconian gulag. expect a dearth of crisis pregnancy apps to get written and a bunch of Abortion assistance apps to get flagged and removed as part of our nations proud tradition of culture warfare. And how do we handle HIPAA here?

      HIPPA? I think it's got bigger problems than HIPPA. A device that does diagnosis is a regulated thing. There are some interesting inconsistencies around treatment of devices that just show you data from other devices, but if they really plan to make real diagnosis using an iPhone, the FDA is gonna have something to say about that.

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    25. Re:so lets have a breakdown by mattack2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They said *competitor*.

    26. Re:so lets have a breakdown by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

      Cool, but the apps store is still a draconian gulag. expect a dearth of crisis pregnancy apps to get written and a bunch of Abortion assistance apps to get flagged and removed as part of our nations proud tradition of culture warfare.

      Seems like you missed what ResearchKit actually is and that it's open source...

    27. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The 18 hour battery life is something that I think will be a problem. That makes it a ton less convenient than a regular watch. This is a bigger problem than the price in my mind. If you're into fitness at all, the price isn't so bad for something that incorporates a heart rate monitor and other fitness related apps.

      That's why you buy 2 of them.

    28. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy to pay a small fee to get GoT. Looks like I'll just keep downloading it until HBO is willing to take my money.

    29. Re:so lets have a breakdown by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Hopefully people will tell HBO "Fuck you!" for partnering with Apple and they'll keep torrenting HBO shows instead...

    30. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      When has Apple ever slashed prices in response to competition?

      Why would they when the competition costs just as much? You want a high end smartphone or ultralight laptop, you're going to be paying the same kind of prices whether the product comes from Dell, Apple, or Samsung.

      Enjoy your Hatorade.

    31. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Eythian · · Score: 1

      8 months? I've had a smartwatch talking to my phone for nearly 2 years now.

    32. Re:so lets have a breakdown by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      When has Apple ever slashed prices in response to competition?

      Why would they when the competition costs just as much? You want a high end smartphone or ultralight laptop, you're going to be paying the same kind of prices whether the product comes from Dell, Apple, or Samsung.

      Enjoy your Hatorade.

      Similar phone-paired watches by Samsung, Moto, LG, etc all cost in the $180 to $250 range. The apple koolaid is getting in your eyes. At least hatorade has vitamins. If you're going to troll, try harder.

    33. Re:so lets have a breakdown by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Small laptop gets smaller, faster, better, and more expensive despite industry-standard hardware used and widely available at lower cost but without the little white light up apple.

      There is a LOT of stuff in the new MacBook that ISN'T simply "industry-standard hardware". In fact, pretty much nothing but the CPU and the passives on the PCB is "off the shelf". They had to pull-off some pretty intense engineering to reduce the size of the "motherboard" by 67%. You don't do that by grabbing a reference design.

      But let's not let facts get in the way of the hate...

    34. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      ATV has Netflix but not Amazon prime or Hulu. Also, wifey likes watching physical discs.

    35. Re:so lets have a breakdown by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Similar phone-paired watches by Samsung, Moto, LG

      In the same way a 2008 Blackberry is "similar" to a 2015 Galaxy or iPhone 6 because they can all send email and browse the web.

      The apple koolaid

      Is Hateboi projection. If all that's standing between a mediocre product line and billions in quarterly profits - year after year after year - is marketing, then why hasn't anyone else done it? Did Steve Jobs station snipers along Madison Avenue when he came back to Apple, to keep Dell from releasing their own smartphone line?

      Protip: if you don't want an iWatch....don't buy one. I have no desire for a phablet phone, but you didn't see me whining like a bitch when Samsung released the first large-screen Galaxy.

  6. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds like a perfect match.

    more seriously, I'm shocked at how low the price is on the stainless steel watch is. 549/599? I was expecting near 1k.

    Sadly I was expecting a lower price for this. When the accessory costs far more than the primary device it supports, the pricing model is rather broken regardless of features.

    People also need to realize that in less than three years, they'll likely be replacing that $600 watch due to battery death or software/hardware attrition. By comparison, someone who spends $600 on a traditional timepiece expects to pass that down through generations.

  7. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Strider- · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, but regular watches don't become obsolete in 3 years.

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  8. Death of Thunderbolt? by glennrrr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The one thing I found concerning about the new MacBook is that it does away with Thunderbolt. So will there ever be a 5K supporting Thunderbolt connector, or will this be handled by USB-C? And will the charger for the new MacBook have ports on it? Like a mini-display port, USB, or even Ethernet?

    1. Re:Death of Thunderbolt? by Holi · · Score: 2

      No it won't But Apple will gladly charge you $80 for breakout adapter, that you will need to plug in another usb hub to get more then one port. Worlds thinnest laptop that requires the worlds most adapters to use.

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    2. Re:Death of Thunderbolt? by franciscohs · · Score: 1

      You mean 30% heavier

    3. Re:Death of Thunderbolt? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing there will be an adapter via mini-DisplayPort as it seems like the only thing that could handle 5K as HDMI 2.0 does not handle 5K yet whereas DSP 1.3 does.

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  9. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by Strider- · · Score: 2

    Can get similar specs in a laptop for around $800.

    Can you get them in a similarly sized package that is as well built? If so, please cite your sources. Else, you're just pulling that number out of your ass.

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  10. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stainless steel is more expensive than aluminium and uses a sapphire front.

    That's easily within reason to say 200 bucks for a fashion item.

    Plus the higher end bands have these precision machined steel bands that are hand polished.

    If you look at high end fashion watches, 1k for a high end steel watch is nothing, much less watch bands.

    From Breitling:

    Example for watches

    example for bands.

    From TAG Heuer:

    Watches.

    Everyone wants to scream at Apple for being a fashion brand, but the truth is is that if they were, they'd be Vertu. All gold and sapphire buttons with no real substance running some bland OS with crappy software on top.

    Apple's a *fashionable* brand, and the key difference here is that a lot of people want them because they're nice products that are nice to use and look and feel nice. It's approaching consumerism from the other side where you're wanted not because you're exclusive or anything insane or insidious like that, but because you do what you do very well.

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  11. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But the Rolex won't be obsolete in a year. :) And you are pretty much guaranteed that the Rolex will still be working 24 hours later. The Apple Watch has an estimated 18 hour life.

    I don't know about the Apple fanclub, but I've had plenty of days where I didn't get home for 24 hours. Needing to feed my phone twice a day seems just about as needy as a tamagotchi.

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  12. Re:It's not THAT much.... by MouseR · · Score: 1

    With the exception that your Rolex will tell you that the bar will close in 5 mins so you can make a dash for it, rather than being stuck at home to charge your overpriced watch in the middle of the night.

  13. Hear ye, Hear ye, bring out your trolls! by GrBear · · Score: 1

    Why does Slashdot even bother posting Apple news? The comments simply fill up with Apple bashing, and major amounts of vitriol.

    " If it's not Android, Linux or Open Source, it's crap. "

  14. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's relative to the lifespan and utility of the watch. In a year or two it will be hopelessly outdated and what happens when the battery ultimately fails on the high end model? Do you really think Apple will continue to provide service for the watch like other companies do for theirs? I think not, Apple has never supported ANY of their products for very long, and let's not forget that this is not the first time Apple has sold products at this price point. The Macintosh IIfx sold for between $10K and $12K when it was released..... ever even seen one?
    This will be funny when a system update bricks one of the expensive ones....

  15. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    I also can't check my email on the rolex and sext my mistress either

    (I have no idea what Rolex owners do with their phones; so I'm extrapolating.)

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  16. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by GrBear · · Score: 2

    As someone who just sold a Zenbook Prime for being an utter piece of crap, and the 3rd one returned, I beg to differ.

  17. Re:Tracking by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It tracks your movement

    Obviously privacy advocates will never make headway with Apple fans. This is a selling point to them.

    Movement != Location and Watch Tracking != Apple Tracking

    It tracks your movement locally on the watch, such as the number of steps you take, by using its accelerometer and gyroscope, and then it can plug that into a Health app on your watch or phone so that you can monitor your own activity across a period of time. That data doesn't typically get sent back to Apple. On top of that, it does not track your location, nor would it even able to do so, since it lacks GPS or cellular antennas. The best it can do is ask your phone where you're at, assuming you've allowed your phone to track your location and share that data with your watch, which is entirely optional and can be controlled on a per-app basis from within settings. You can even configure apps to only have location tracking capability while they are actively running in the foreground, rather than allowing them to access it while running in the background.

    Meanwhile, let's not pay attention to the fact that Google Wallet tracks all of your purchases and makes it accessible to Google, nor that Google Health (RIP) used to centralize all of your medical information in Google's cloud, whereas Apple's offerings—Apple Pay, HealthKit, and ResearchKit—keep Apple out of the loop entirely. The only way Apple would even possibly get any of that information is if you choose to take advantage of the entirely optional iCloud Backup feature to backup your device, but doing so would mean that the backed up data would be encrypted with a key that was generated on your device which they don't have access to, meaning that they don't have access to your data at all. Hell, even look at hardware encryption on the phone. It got dropped from Lollipop after Google made a big deal about adding it, but it's been on every iPhone since the iPhone 3GS, released back in 2009.

    While there are arguments to be made in favor of some of the niche players in this space, as best I can tell, Apple is currently well ahead of the other major players in terms of protecting their users both from outside prying eyes and from themselves.

  18. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by sosume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It will be really cool to wear in a three years time, when the device is no longer supported for updates. Or in 5 years time, when the batteries are dead, the charger is no longer produced, and the owner realises that it would have been a better investment to buy a real watch for that money. 10k for a watch with a one year warranty, hopefully the owners can afford applecare. Bring out Nelson!

  19. I feel like a dope by wcrowe · · Score: 2

    I just bought a new Macbook pro and Apple TV two weeks ago. Yes, I know they're always coming out with new products, but I didn't expect the Macbook to be so much different, for less money, and I didn't expect the Apple TV price drop of 30%.

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    1. Re:I feel like a dope by fermion · · Score: 1

      I didn't buy an Apple TV because it does not have an easy to install Plex Server. Like most Apple products, the value is in the 'ecosystem' not in the product. Since I do not but iTunes anything, at least not exclusively, it provides not value. I really don't buy any videos or DVDs anymore. I just stream. Videos are in the place music used to be, locked in, non transferable, in other world dead in an old world. I have and Amazon and Roku for streaming. I am also in the Market for a MacBook, as mine is getting old. I saw that a new Air would likely be released today, so I waited. Not sure if I like it. I really like the Magsafe, and have them all over the place to plug in my computer. I have a video adapter for thunderbolt and don't want to buy another one. Not sure if the opportunity costs of the new Air is going to justify it as my walk around computer. At the very least I might wait another year and see how it goes. This may be a case where Apple has gone too radical and may take a step back. I don't want to get back into the world of dongles. Never an elegant solution.

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    2. Re:I feel like a dope by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      I didn't buy an Apple TV because it does not have an easy to install Plex Server.

      Wouldn't you need a Plex client instead? What would you want to serve from an Apple TV?

    3. Re:I feel like a dope by sootman · · Score: 2

      LITERALLY 2 weeks? MOVE! You don't have a second to lose.

      Pricing and Price Reductions/Corrections

      With regards to pricing, Apple reserves the right to change prices for products displayed at/on the Apple Store at any time, and to correct pricing errors that may inadvertently occur. Additional information about pricing and sales tax is available on the Payment & Pricing page.

      Should Apple reduce its price on any Apple-branded product within 14 calendar days from the date you receive your product, feel free to visit an Apple Retail Store or contact the Apple Contact Center at 1-800-676-2775 to request a refund [emphasis added] or credit of the difference between the price you were charged and the current selling price. To receive the refund or credit you must contact Apple within 14 calendar days of the price change.

      http://store.apple.com/us/browse/open/salespolicies

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    4. Re:I feel like a dope by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      If you bought a MacBook *pro*, why the fuck do you care about the new Retina netbook/tablet-with-a-screen they just released?

      1. Low-power fanless device
      2. No ports
      3. Keyboard with basically 0 travel

      Looks like a great device for surfing the web and Skyping, but that MBP you bought is an actual laptop - you can't compare 'em.

    5. Re:I feel like a dope by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I just bought a new Macbook pro and Apple TV two weeks ago. Yes, I know they're always coming out with new products, but I didn't expect the Macbook to be so much different, for less money, and I didn't expect the Apple TV price drop of 30%.

      I think two weeks is inside the apple return policy.

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    6. Re:I feel like a dope by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you pointed that out. On closer examination you are right. The only difference between what I got and the new model is the Force Touch trackpad, which (yawn) I can't say I'm really excited about. Otherwise, processor speed, memory, and flash storage and price are all about the same. I feel better now. Thanks.

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    7. Re:I feel like a dope by petervandervos · · Score: 1

      I didn't buy an Apple TV because modern TV's don't need it any more. Modern TV's can play streaming video's themselves. I run a serviio server on a Mac Mini and can play any movie on TV. Netflix and others are installed on my tv but I don't use them.

  20. this will make people wear watches again? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2

    does it work without an iphone?
    what does it do that an iPhone does not or cannot?
    will it be subsidized by ATT and Verizon like iPhones are?
    who still wears watches? will they switch if they do? will they start now if they dont?

    1. Re:this will make people wear watches again? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      who still wears watches? will they switch if they do? will they start now if they dont?

      Mature people still wear watches. They wear watches less out of a need to tell the time, and more as an accessory or piece of jewellery that advertises status. Just like a Twill shirt with spread collar and cufflinks. There is no functional reason other than to demonstrate to like minded souls that they've grown up and reached a certain level in life. This might be meaningless to you, but that is the market for watch buyers. Which seems a little odd to me, since it's the opposite market of your average 20-something iToy idiot.

  21. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by nobuddy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Apple is not a Rolex or Tag Heuer. Get that retarded concept right out of your head. Not anywhere near the same class of product.
    If you want to equate it to a watch, think Timex.

  22. Re:It's not THAT much.... by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    Obsolete? Are you saying it's going to become incompatible with everything, thus making it useless? That's very much in Apple's hands. There's no reason it has to be.

  23. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fancy watches are jewelry. Jewelry doesn't become obsolete in 2 years.

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  24. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Holi · · Score: 2

    Except Apple is not a watch brand, so they cannot expect to be able to charge what Rolex or Breitling can. Plus who wants a watch that has to be charged twice a day?

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  25. Re:It's not THAT much.... by sosume · · Score: 1

    Those watches don't need an extended applecare plan to be supported for decades. They are made by companies whose core business is making watches. And they are still in prestine condition after half a century. When you suddenly need funds, you can always sell that Rolex you inherited. Now try to imagine a Pawnstars episode with someone offering a 10 year old gold applewatch with a dead battery (not servicable ofcourse), for 10k.

  26. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    I love people like this. Low information and proud of their ignorance- yet the hardships they encounter are always someone else's problem.

    Grow up, smarten up, and learn to live like an intelligent human being intead of some ignorant ass racist. Life is a lot better when yoiu aren't putting obstacles in your own way.

  27. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    I love these ifnorant asses comparing an apple product that will be defunct in a year to Rolexes. The stupid is very very stron in the onse that love to blow Jobs.

  28. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Holi · · Score: 1

    In 5 years I'll be able to sell my Rolex for close to what I paid for it. The Apple watch with a dead battery and no longer getting updates or support will be worth what ever gold weight you can get from it.

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  29. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 1

    I love these ifnorant asses comparing an apple product that will be defunct in a year to Rolexes. The stupid is very very stron in the onse that love to blow Jobs.

    *cough*

  30. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by Holi · · Score: 1

    It took you hanging out with your betters to figure that one out I see.

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  31. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by praxis · · Score: 1

    The kind of timepieces that can be reliably passed down through generations rarely cost $600.

  32. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Apple Watch has an estimated 18 hour life. [...] Needing to feed my phone twice a day

    Which planet are you living on that has a 36-hour day?

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  33. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    Don't watches go in and out of style like everything else? I imagine there are circles that would shun you if you were walking around with your rolex from 3 years ago.

    I don't know much about high end watches. I'll be honest, i can't tell a tag heurer from a breitling, To me, it looks like watch fashion has never changed so maybe a rolex never goes out of style.

    I do remember a time, though, when everyone wore a swatch. up to 10 on each arm. fashion is a fickle thing and doesn't always drive people to make the sane choices.

  34. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    How many of your previous predictions of Apple products failing came true? ... yes, I thought so.

  35. Re:It's not THAT much.... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But certainly reasonable given their track record.

    In three years? Possibly.

    In five years? Probably.

    In ten years? Of course.

    The first gen iPhone came out nine years ago and is not compatible with any iPhone apps. About the only thing you can do with it is sync with iTunes (which I do on occasion). Not a big deal, as I use it as a jukebox for my daughter's bedroom.

    The first gen iPad came out five years ago and is not compatible with the last few iOS updates or with most apps available in the app store (since they require newer versions of iOS). I use mine as a remote control for my media center and to read some PDFs.

    I guess when the Apple Watch is obsolete it will still tell time. Hopefully the battery doesn't degrade much over that time period (or is it replaceable by any watchmaker?).

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  36. Re:Buy Apple Stuff! by jandrese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, it's totally crazy that a tech site would cover a major Apple event where they announce an entirely new class of products as well as several refreshes. They even put it in a single post instead of spreading all across the front page with separate articles for every announcement like some pages. You are complaining about a site doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing in the correct way.

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  37. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Apple is not a Rolex or Tag Heuer. ...you want to equate it to a watch, think Timex.

    You're correct, it's not a Rolex nor Tag Heuer, but it's not a Timex either. It's something entirely different, much like the iPhone when it came out was something entirely different, but happened to have similarities and all the function of other phones. In this case it functions like a watch, but anyone that buys it as a watch is an idiot. That's like buying a car to use as a wheelbarrow. Sure, it can haul stuff, but it can do so much more.

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  38. Keep in mind... by xlsior · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... That is an advertised 18 hour battery life on day one with a brand new device. That means you'll probably be lucky to get 12 hours a day in a year or two, since rechargeable batteries tend to age poorly. By comparison, the upcoming Pebble Time advertised a week of battery life for the base model, and ten days for the Steel version.

    1. Re:Keep in mind... by John+Bokma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're basically comparing an iPad to an Amazon Kindle.

    2. Re:Keep in mind... by Holi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And for what the Kindle does it is better then an iPad.

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    3. Re:Keep in mind... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      And for what the Kindle does it's can't replace an iPad.

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    4. Re:Keep in mind... by skaralic · · Score: 1

      ... That is an advertised 18 hour battery life on day one with a brand new device. That means you'll probably be lucky to get 12 hours a day in a year or two, since rechargeable batteries tend to age poorly. By comparison, the upcoming Pebble Time advertised a week of battery life for the base model, and ten days for the Steel version.

      My Garmin Fenix 2, which is an outdoor sports watch, has an advertised battery life of up to 5 weeks in watch mode, 50 hours in 1/min GPS mode and 20 hours in 1/15s GPS update mode. It has everthing (GPS, barometer/altimeter, compass, thermometer, plethora of built-in sports tracking modes, smart notifications from /any/ smartphone) in a standalone package. Granted the hockey-puck design will only appear to those that like diving watches, which works just fine for me.

    5. Re:Keep in mind... by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, I prefer a Kindle for reading eBooks (fiction) over an iPad. But there are plenty of people who do so on an iPad and are happy to do so and would hate to use an iPad for reading. The main problem (IMO) with most slashdotters is that they measure the entire world by their own needs forgetting that most people don't care about things like "open source", "root" or whatnot. Ignorance is rampant on both sides of the fence. However, I have the feeling that the noobs are aware of this while the nerd crowd suffers from a serious case of something that's akin to the Dunning–Kruger effect.

    6. Re:Keep in mind... by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1

      In a year or two, after the next version comes out, you won't want to wear this any more. Battery life won't matter. Problem solved.

    7. Re:Keep in mind... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Well it can, if all you want is something that lets you read books, in fact, if all you want is to read books then a kindle is a far superior device because you don't have to charge it as much and it's easier on the eyes.

      Just like a Pebble smartwatch might happily replace an iWatch if all you want it to do is tell you the time and let you know if you've received an e-mail or text or something and be able to do so for more than just over 2/3rds of a single day without a recharge.

      Not all use cases are equal. It's possible, that for the general population, a Pebble smartwatch can in fact quite easily replace an iWatch, because it's possible that people don't give a shit about fancy apps on their wrist when they have something superior for that in their pocket, it's possible they want a watch to be something they only have to charge once a week and that simply tells the time and gives them the odd useful notification.

      Whether that's true or not is something only the market can tell us, we simply have to wait and see. My personal guess? I think we'll see convergence of the two, we'll see smartwatches that have superior power management to that available now and that drop to an extremely simple low power state most the time that looks an awful lot like the Pebble coupled with better batteries such that you end up with a hybrid approach and get maybe 3 days usage between charges in practice.

    8. Re:Keep in mind... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Historically, Apple products have been pretty good about living up to their advertised battery life. We'll have to see about the watch.

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  39. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    The problem is it weighs 32% more (2.6 lbs vs 2 lbs) and is 33% bigger (324mm x 226mm vs. 280mm x 196mm). It also does not have USB-C. It is slimmer though, at 12.1 mm!

    So, it depends on what one means by similar specs. Over 30% heavier and bulkier in two dimensions is not similar for my needs.

  40. Re:Apple is Snapple by cHiphead · · Score: 1

    Snapple started selling their 'greatest stuff on earth' in plastic bottles, now it tastes terrible. So yeah, Apple is Snapple.

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  41. Good timing by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've given themselves a guaranteed six months with no DST issues.

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    1. Re:Good timing by stafil · · Score: 2

      If I was them I would wait until July.

      On June 30th we get an extra second (23:59:60). That is expected to create far more problems than the DST changes.

    2. Re:Good timing by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      People aren't going to be complaining to Apple because their alarm went off a second late/early.

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  42. Not Too Surprised by Thyamine · · Score: 1

    By the event or the comments today. Some interesting news, but nothing too earth shattering.

    And the comments seem to break down to one or the either:
    1. Apple is dumb, watches are dumb, I have a phone.
    2. High end watches (fashion or otherwise) cost money, so the Apple Watches are in the right ballpark.

    I stopped wearing a watch a long while back, but have thought about getting a more fashionable watch, to act more like a piece of jewelry. I like Apple and my iPhone, but I don't really see myself choosing to buy this instead of a nice fashion watch instead.

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  43. Queen of the 9s by Mandrel · · Score: 1

    Apple really is queen of the 9s. Do any of its prices not have a 9 in it?

    It's hard to have respect for a company that doesn't respect your intelligence through ubiquitous use of a dumb pricing trick.

    1. Re:Queen of the 9s by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Do any of its prices not have a 9 in it?

      Yeah. All of the Watch Edition models.

      It's hard to have respect for a company that doesn't respect your intelligence through ubiquitous use of a dumb pricing trick.

      Right, Apple is sure unusual to use those price points. Dick.

    2. Re:Queen of the 9s by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The original Apple 1 computer. Sold for $666.66.

    3. Re:Queen of the 9s by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      Do any of its prices not have a 9 in it?

      Yeah. All of the Watch Edition models.

      The $10,000 model? That's the first Apple price I've seen without a "9". Pricing of non-mass-market luxury products is usually more classy, which is why I think they're tainting their mainline products with such pricing.

      It's hard to have respect for a company that doesn't respect your intelligence through ubiquitous use of a dumb pricing trick.

      Right, Apple is sure unusual to use those price points. Dick.

      Wall-to-wall "9" pricing is unusual in tech companies, though Apple are encouraging a trend. It's more common in discount retailers.

      At least on me, such pricing doesn't have the intended effect of reducing the headline digit by one and making it seem like prices have been precisely cut to the bone. Instead they make prices seem more what-the-market-will-bear than cost-plus.

    4. Re:Queen of the 9s by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      The original Apple 1 computer. Sold for $666.66.

      Interesting. At least they dealt early with the "don't be evil" question.

      Still it indicates Jobs' fondness of using price appearance as a marketing tool.

  44. Re:It's not THAT much.... by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    But certainly reasonable given their track record.

    They don't have a track record for $10,000 watches, whilst that obviously isn't a reassuring thing, it also means you simply can't say that 3 years till software obsolescence is a reasonable assumption.

    As far as iPhones and and iPads, Apple has kept older devices compatible with the latest OS until the old device is simply too lacking in resources to run the latest OS. There's certainly not been any deliberate cutting off of older devices.

    With the Watch there's a different situation, where the software on the watch is a relatively thin layer, with most work done by the phone. It wouldn't be too hard to keep an existing old version of software on the watch compatible with versions of iOS for many years to come. If Apple wants to.

    And do Apple want to? Depends how long they want their new Watch business to last.

  45. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Except on neither the Rolex, Tag Heuer, or Timex can I check my email or use maps to figure out where I am. There's a slab of electronics behind the glass that you don't find in either of them. I'm willing to bet the next few generations of Apple watch will have the same mounting points for the bands so all you have to do is just buy another 250/350 dollar robotic core and resync to your phone when it's time to upgrade.

    I'm also not expecting to see a yearly upgrade cycle with this thing either, given that it's battery constrained. Unless a process shrink or some new design technique greatly improves CPU performance while offering the same or better battery life

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  46. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by hondo77 · · Score: 1

    I need to stash that comment someplace for the future. You know, the "Less space than a Nomad. Lame." future.

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  47. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Ichijo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It isn't a good idea to completely deplete a lithium-ion battery on a regular basis. Keeping its charge above 25% makes makes an 18-hour battery a 13.5-hour battery, which means it must be charged 1.8 times a day, unless you charge it overnight while you sleep.

    Still, its battery life is a step back from conventional watches. If you're going to invent a new mousetrap, you should try to make it at least as good as the old one in every way--no regressions.

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  48. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Will the sun eat the earth because Apple defied what you perceive to be fair pricing?

    Because I really think you're underestimating market demand for these things.

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  49. Re:It's not THAT much.... by jcr · · Score: 1

    Mechanical watches have been obsolete since the 1970s.

    -jcr

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  50. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by Noah+Haders · · Score: 2

    My pencil set also has a five star rating. Doesn't make them comparable.

  51. Re:18 hour battery life in a typical day = useless by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    >> So what do you do about your smartphone then?

    It lasts longer than 18 hours. :)

  52. STOP TAKING ADVICE... by rs79 · · Score: 1

    FROM JOHN DELOREAN.

    >Apple Pay accepted at up to 100,000 Coke machines by the end of the year.

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  53. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by danbob999 · · Score: 1

    The problem is it weighs 32% more (2.6 lbs vs 2 lbs) and is 33% bigger (324mm x 226mm vs. 280mm x 196mm). It also does not have USB-C. It is slimmer though, at 12.1 mm!

    So, it depends on what one means by similar specs. Over 30% heavier and bulkier in two dimensions is not similar for my needs.

    It lacks USB-C but has a dedicated charging port, 3 USB 3.0 ports (as in available even when charging, what a revolution!!!) and a dedicated HDMI port, again, which is not shared with any USB or charging port and directly usable without a dongle. It's well worth the extra size and weight for most people.

  54. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    aluminum, stainless and 18K gold?

    6061 Aluminim Billet 1" Diameter Rod 1' long Unpolished $9.10

    316 Stainless Steel Billet 1" Diameter Rod 1' long Unpolished $23.68

    That's a cost increase in just the raw material alone. Now have you ever tried to machine Stainless Steel? It's a very hard allow. By contrast aluminum cuts likes a hot knife through butter. So when are machining Stainless you are more likely to break your tooling. You need to factor that cost into the final price as well. You can try this your self. Get a chunk of aluminum, stainless steel and a hack saw and see how long it takes you cut one compared to the other.

  55. Re:Tracking by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2, Funny

    This proves how morally superior Google's concern for user privacy is over Apple's: after Google collects all that consumer health information from its wearable devices, it carefully cancels the project before actually twirling its black mustache and sending the data to ISIS.

  56. Re:Buy Apple Stuff! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    But he doesn't want Apple covered at all. Because it's part of the open source religion. Apart from that open source project they announced of course.

  57. Autumn forward? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    At least south of the equator.

  58. Still: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    . Latest Mac Pro has zero internal expansion, rats-nest generator
    . No expandable Mid-tower (crickets)
    . iPhone batteries can't be replaced or upgraded
    . Mini remains non-upgradable for memory
    . OSX hosts / LAN broken, can't reference sites on your own LAN
    . iOS still can't truly multitask
    . PPC emulation gone, all that software is now money -> trash
    . Development remains "walled garden"
    . Prices... well, judge for yourself.

    1. Re:Still: by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      iPhone batteries can be replaced (takes under 5 minutes on my 4s)
      PPC has been gone for at least 7 years
      iOS has been multitasking since 4.x
      as for prices, don't compare to Walmart junk

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    2. Re:Still: by Holi · · Score: 2

      >. PPC emulation gone, all that software is now money -> trash Sorry but how many years has ppc been gone now? That's really reaching for a complaint.

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    3. Re:Still: by mlts · · Score: 2

      Will agree with you on that, mostly... but I am guessing the MacBook is called just a MacBook, not a MBA or MBP.

      The only two ports a USB 3.1 port and a headphone jack? Meh... As for USB 3.1 devices for sale... I'm sure Apple will have USB hubs for sale, and this will be a non-issue. I do miss the MagSafe connector, and going back to a connector like USB 3.1 is a net loss. It would have been nice if Apple included a Thunderbolt connector, as I don't see using a charger, external hard disk, network connection, keyboard, and monitor all through a single USB port. However, Apple does its market research, and I'm sure this will be a hit for college students who will end up buying NAS boxes to store data. Of course, Apple can sell them a Time Capsule as well.

      I think because of Power Computing and the philosophy of not offering what customers want (which is why you will never see a Mac Pro Mini), we won't see a mini tower. It would be ideal to see Apple make the XServe again, so they can get a foothold in the enterprise (and this is a place where Apple could make a mint, as they have a very solid UNIX variant... they just need to get Oracle and others to make their platform a primary one again.)

      Agreed on Mini. Have onboard RAM, then have a few DIMM slots. The fact that some machines ship with 4GB of RAM is pretty sad. With virtualization and bloat of Web browsers, an average machine should start out at 16 GB to be useful. Ideally, have some SSD on the motherboard, then at least 1-2 hard drive bays, so RAID can be used (as this machine is Apple's low-end "server" machine.)

      OSX seems to work well for a number of people. I know it is anecdotal, but I've had very little trouble with it in general.

      It would be nice if iOS had a rooted/jailbroken mode... but that horse has been beaten to death into component atoms.

      I do agree... would be nice if there were a Bochs style PPC/680x0 emulator, so one can run a game of Crystal Quest or fire up MacPaint on a System 1 floppy image... but most applications are using in the past decade are on x86, so I don't see Apple ever doing this. Similar with Linux and making a.out support for binaries circa 1993.

      Development is a walled garden... but it can be argued to be a good thing. It has kept iOS very secure, and OS X pretty well locked down as well. It would be nice if iOS could allow the user full root, but again, that subject has been beaten to death in many places.

      As for prices, if you compare like-for-like and chip for chip, Macs are actually priced lower than the HP and Dell competitors.

    4. Re:Still: by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Please explain how "development remains a walled garden" for OS X.

      We'll give you all the time you need, which is forever, because it totally isn't.

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    5. Re:Still: by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      But they're so SHINY...

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    6. Re:Still: by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You posted this same exact troll cut and paste in the same thread to another poster.

      Man, the haters are getting lazy.

      You could at least remember to log in. It's one extra checkbox after you hit control+v.

    7. Re:Still: by Holi · · Score: 1

      If you rely on PPC software soo much why did you get rid of your PPC hardware. Sounds like you are bitching at Apple for your own mistake. Rosetta was never meant to be a long term thing, it was there to help you transition to the new platform. Sorry you were to ignorant to understand that.

      "Seven and earlier years ago, I purchased various PPC software to enjoy or address a need"
      7 years ago Apple had already discontinued the PPC line (actually it was 9 years ago), so you, in your investment wisdom bought software that was already obsolete because no one was actually making hardware that supported it any more. Now you want to blame Apple for your lack of research ( I am sure you got a great deal), I am sorry but that's on you my basement dwelling friend.

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    8. Re:Still: by ZorglubZ · · Score: 1

      Whut? Apple has had PocketPC emulation?!

  59. ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The single biggest thing to come out of this was the announcement of ResearchKit. I don't think people fully appreciate just how...sparse and brittle medical research data can be, even today.

    Even in situations where there do exist tracking devices, they tend to be clunky, cobbed-together, user-unfriendly things that are built using generations-old, heavily-used devices--generally by dint of the fact that researchers have so little money to spend on this sort of thing.

    Having an open-source platform that'll open the data floodgates? THAT is going to have some real and lasting consequences for medical research.

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    1. Re:ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by cmburns69 · · Score: 2

      I'm more worried about the invalid correlations that will result from this data, given that the users will be self-selected, upper-class individuals.

      Medical research (especially meta-studies) are already rife with invalid statistics. This can only exacerbate it.

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    2. Re:ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      | I'm more worried about the invalid correlations that will result from this data, given that the users will be self-selected, upper-class individuals.

      You mean, the ones who have good health care and spend on branded pharmaceuticals?

      Sounds like a great business plan.

    3. Re:ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do they say it's open source?

      The CEO of the company utters those very words, with his own mouth, in front of a live audience full of journalists. As part of a major marketing presentation. That is also being simultaneously watched by FSM knows how many random people and media organizations via webcast.

      I'd be a lot happier with an open, semantic tool for storing and cataloguing medical data vs. some proprietary solution that only works with certain brands of devices.

      Or, to put it another way, you'd be a lot happier if they did exactly what they said they were doing.

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    4. Re:ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2

      I'm more worried about the invalid correlations that will result from this data, given that the users will be self-selected, upper-class individuals.

      Participants in research studies are already stupidly self-selected, and many drop out (and are thus invalidated) because it can be incredibly challenging for people to continue to routinely report over a period of time, especially if the participant has to deal with periods of instability in their lives..

      Seeing as you can get an iPhone that supports ResearchKit included with a phone contract, I'm having trouble buying the "upper-class" angle here. The iPhone may have started its life as a Toy For The Rich, but today, it's just another "free phone with contract!", side by side with the likes of the HTC One, the Galaxy S4, and the Droid MAXX.

      Medical research (especially meta-studies) are already rife with invalid statistics. This can only exacerbate it.

      ResearchKit will provide sensor-driven data to researchers, in a readily-used format, on a far denser timescale than is currently practical, via a familiar user interface, across a considerably wider and more engaged sample. If you genuinely believe that the only outcome of this scenario is that it will degrade the quality of data in medical research, then I'm genuinely interested to hear your recommendations for improving the quality of said dataset. Given, of course, the same temporal and financial constraints as exist today.

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    5. Re:ResearchKit! ResearchKit! That's The Big Story! by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do they say it's open source?

      So we can't even be bothered to read the summary anymore? (to be fair, it's certainly possible the summary has been edited since you commented, but fixing a summary isn't very /.-ish)

  60. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for most people. I'm merely pointing out that comparing two ultrabooks, which exist to be ultra-portable, where one is a third larger and heavier, seems a strained comparison.

  61. More connectors == less battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Number of ports isn't the new MacBook's purpose. Thinness and lightness is. And more ports would have prevented that.

    Bullshit, shill. They could have easily had more ports without sacrificing either.

    Look at the video of the internals, they specially sculpt batteries that occupy all the volume of the case beyond the trackpad and logic board. More connectors would mean less battery.

    Also, more ports are an adapter away for those rare individuals who need them.

    And the GP is correct, people who need such things are probably more interested in the MacBook Pro. I'm in that camp.

  62. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Possibly. But it you had one from thirty years ago it'd be the coolest thing ever.

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  63. As an Apple product owner and developer.. by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was underwhelmed by the watch. Frankly, I nearly coughed up a lung when they mentioned / confirmed the price of the gold model. A few will buy it simply because it's Apple. To me, it's not a something I'd drop the equivalent of a few months rent or mortgage on. The Sport model will sell quickly among the fans.

    Battery life still sucks. Personally, one should not have to charge their phone once a day. A week should be the minimum between recharges.

    Lastly, as a critique item, it's pretty hard to justify why one should pay almost as much for an accessory as the device it extends. The iPhones will be relegated to the back pocket just begging to be sat upon and requiring a new phone be purchased....Wait a minute....

    Does the concept have promise? Perhaps. It will be initially be a success among the health AND selfie conscious. Some interesting and useful apps will be developed ( I can think of a few ). But, it will take about a year for people to decide if its worth having. That's when the general population decides it is or isn't useful. At that time, I may break down and buy one if it looks like the market for Apple Watch apps holds potential (financial) as anything other than a fad.

    1. Re:As an Apple product owner and developer.. by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      The target demographic for the $10k watch is not the middle class, or even the upper middle class (although some will undoubtedly buy one). It's not the demographic that buys and/or trades high-end watches as investments or heirlooms. It's the rich. It's the people who buy expensive, luxury items because they're bored. It's the people who don't really care if they lose a Rolex, beyond the inconvenience of obtaining a replacement. It's market segmentation: get more money from the people with lots of money to throw around, and less money from those who don't. It's Apple's specialty, and we're seeing it magnified here.

    2. Re:As an Apple product owner and developer.. by Swampash · · Score: 2

      If you are bothered by the price, you are not part of the target market.

    3. Re:As an Apple product owner and developer.. by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you know many rich people, but any established wealthy person is not going to taint themselves with this junk. The likely market will be teenage kids of rich people, and new and upcoming rappers/football players.

    4. Re:As an Apple product owner and developer.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you know many rich people, but any established wealthy person is not going to taint themselves with this junk. The likely market will be teenage kids of rich people, and new and upcoming rappers/football players.

      That's "many rich people." What you're describing are self-made entrepreneurs, who maybe break 1-2 million of net worth -- a small subset of all rich people, almost by definition -- their spouses and children outnumber them without even counting athletes, celebrities, successful startup (i.e. Facebook) employees, and lottery winners (but I repeat myself), actual and pseudo-royalty throughout the world (especially the middle east), and successful criminals with gaudy taste (loan sharks, bookies, etc.). And many self-made entrepreneurs are still subject to ostentatious displays of wealth. Never underestimate the allure of the status symbol, regardless of practicality. Where do you think high heels came from?

    5. Re:As an Apple product owner and developer.. by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      But consumer electronics don't really fit into the "ostentatious displays of wealth". That is million dollar cars, yachts, mansions, and private jets. These people buy real watches handcrafted in Switzerland and Germany, not assembled by battery slaves in China. I'm willing to accept that I'm wrong, but I think Apple has missed the market completely with this. They'll sell a few, but don't expect that many people with a $10k Rolex is going to want one of these toys.

  64. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So, the screen is bigger, and you interpret this to be bad.

    That's odd to me... I would think that would be a positive. Larger screen, more ports... and slightly heavier. And $500 cheaper.

    How did Apple convince you that their product is better?

  65. Re:Two words by Holi · · Score: 1

    Powered hub and $80 breakout adapter to use the hub.

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  66. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    Sure, the Rolex is obsolete right now. :)

    The Rolex works, but as a timekeeping device. A pretty poor one, really, since even the best mechanical movements are no match for a digital watch and will drift over time. Besides, why do I need to strap a thing to my wrist to tell the time? I can see three clocks on my desktop as I type this (the Windows start bar one, and two emacs buffers--I have a clock in the modeline).

    The Apple watch is marginally more useful, and arguably easier on the eyes in certain configurations. (There are luxury watches that are the most obnoxious affront to good taste. Most of them, really.)

    Anyway, I don't want one, but it's really no worse than spending money on a Rolex.

  67. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Did you read the words 'production cost'?

    Do you have a point?

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  68. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Holi · · Score: 1

    Yeah for a watch made by a company that has a history of making spectacular watches? how many watches has Apple made? All Apple did was put a small arm processor in a case. Hardly the craftsmanship of the inner workings of a mechanical masterpiece like Rolex or a Breitling. I mean really are you comparing the tiny SoC made by a Chinese factory to the inner workings of a Swiss action watch made by hand. That;s why the watches are worth so much, and why they will hod their value. I am sorry but in 3 years an $10k gold Apple watch will be worthless due to the fact that they lower the quality of the gold by mixing it with ceramics. You won't even be able to get gold weight for it.

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  69. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    You don't need to charge the Rolex, Tag Heuer or Timex every single fucking day either.

  70. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

    Fancy watches don't have li-ion batteries that lose their charge after 5 years either.

  71. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Indeed, we will see. I'm tempted to be the first to gold electroplate one and overcharge the fools.

    I think a more likely high end outcome is real prestige jewelers make watch cases. That's assuming the watch doesn't flop completely.

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  72. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Holi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure I can. most $10k watches are marvels of mechanical engineering, they hold their value. Apple has no history making watches, and their watch is closer to a Casio then a Rolex (chinese made parts in a ceramic/gold case). My Rolex (a present) is useful for may as it is a great sailing watch, I never have to wind it, I never have to charge it. It keeps impeccable time (very important when sailing, you know sextant and all that).

    And to everyone who says mechanical watches are obsolete. Mine will still work in 50 years.

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  73. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Holi · · Score: 1

    Worse is the Gold is mixed with ceramics so you can't even sell it for gold weight.

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  74. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Holi · · Score: 1

    No it's a Casio wrapped in gold leaf.

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  75. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Holi · · Score: 1

    No it's not "solid gold", it's mixed with ceramics to make it harder http://www.businessinsider.com...

    Try and sell that to your local pawn shop as gold see what they offer you.

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  76. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Holi · · Score: 1

    Not really, the Submariner design hasn't really changed at all in it's lifetime.
    The classic designs never really go out of style.

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  77. Re:It's not THAT much.... by slinches · · Score: 1

    Obsolete for what purpose? Even the cheapest mechanical watches can keep time well enough for regular use (within a few seconds per day). It's not like I plan to do manual GPS calcs with it. I just want something accurate enough to be sure I get to meetings at about the right time.

    Besides, there's an inherent advantage to mechanical watches. They don't need batteries.

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  78. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Breitling and Tag Heuer are not fashion watches. They are high end timepieces and built extremely well. Most of the Breitlings, and many of the Tags, have very complex and accurate automatic movements. For the non-watch crowd, automatic movements do not use batteries. Some of them have hundreds of moving parts and take great skill to assemble. That is part of the reason that they cost so much money. It takes a long time but design and build them and they tend to last a very long time. Some of them also have very good investment potential.

  79. function over flair by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    While the iWatch might do well in China and Asia (especially the gold version),

    yes!

    why? because people in China, Asia, and the Middle East (think rich Quataris) *absolutely love* our pointless opulent bullshit consumer products

    Americans are, arguably, the most discriminating, least hype-driven of the wealthy classes of the world

    watches are an old person's deal here in North America.

    this is where I disagree

    people would **love** a good reason to buy this thing

    as it is, it doesn't do shit, needs a damn iPhone5 to work, and steals your privacy

    American consumers need more before they fork over the cash

    if they learn to design this around user function first (instead of stealing biometric data) then they'll engineer something Americans will love

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    1. Re:function over flair by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I still think it will go over well in certain areas of North America, mostly fashion and fitness.

      Again, the gold and the personalize "model/superstar" versions will sell better. Just look at how well the Gold iPhone did.

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    2. Re:function over flair by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      yes!

      why? because people in China, Asia, and the Middle East (think rich Quataris) *absolutely love* our pointless opulent bullshit consumer products

      Americans are, arguably, the most discriminating, least hype-driven of the wealthy classes of the world

      This is the same place that made Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump? We're talking the same place right?
      And it's a bit stupid to generalise an entire continent of people with nearly 2/3rds the global population? Talking about hype...

    3. Re:function over flair by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      the existence of those people does not, in any way, disprove my contention

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  80. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Who wants a watch that only works with an iPhone? If you don't like the iPhone 7 will you really ditch your $1k smart watch just so you can switch to a better phone?

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  81. Re:It's not THAT much.... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Mechanical watches can't get rootkit infestations.

  82. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

    You know i had the same impression when i looked at theses. Apple watch while interesting and impressive, seems more like a temp gadget than a lifetime tool.

    I was looking at the list saying who in their right mind would pay 1-10k for one of these.. then realized i was wearing my submariner.

    The difference is as you said, this watch from Apple will be irrelevant in 2-3 years (new versions, bad batteries, out dated software).

    Where a high quality pure mechanical watch will last more than a lifetime (mine is a 62, its more than 20 years older than me, i'm the 3rd owner, and i plan on passing it to my son).

    There are people who buy high end things for the "status" there are others that buy them because they understand value. Not all high end has high value, i would count the Apple watch in that group (high end low value) the same way i would compare a diamond encrusted submariner (used for people to show status, no one would ever go diving with it).

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  83. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, I want a piece of crap Asus for $800. Much like there is software so bad I wouldn't pirate it, there is hardware so bad I wouldn't take it for free.

  84. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by sexconker · · Score: 1

    I still say it about cell phones. If a phone can't last several days it's a piece of fucking shit.

  85. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by sexconker · · Score: 1

    If you're machining stainless steel you don't have a problem machining stainless steel.

  86. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    NEV LaVie range, specifically the X and Z models? I'm sure we can play Top Trumps and point out various differences because no-one makes an exact clone of a MacBook, but there are plenty of Ultrabook machines out there that are comparable and usually much cheaper.

    The Z is even lighter than the Air, and has better specs...

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  87. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by swb · · Score: 1

    Nobody will want your low-rent mass-produced $600 watch in a generation, let alone generations, even if it is an automatic movement.

    The pass-it-down starting price is probably about 10x that.

  88. Re:It's not THAT much.... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Don't knock casio.

    My casio watch has a decent hard screen, sets itself off some radio and is solar powered. I never touch it and it stays accurate. Even in the absense of a radio (it's a worldwide one and they're very longwave, so that's not a lot of places) it keeps pretty decent time.

    IOW I wouldn't trade my casio for a smartwatch.

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  89. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by danbob999 · · Score: 1

    Save for the OS, there would be a lot of cross-shopping between these two. They are specs comparable, high quality ultrabooks.
    The Surface Pro 3 (without keyboard) is 1.76 pounds, so this isn't unheard of.

  90. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    My SO has a Zenbook 11". It's a fantastic machine. How was the prime crap?

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  91. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    A larger screen is not bad, but it is different. I look at an ultrabook as a portable machine. If I can have one inch less of screen diagonal for 33% less volume and 30% less weight, that's a win for me. My point was that when comparing two ultrabooks, size and weight are a pretty large part of their purpose. One also does not compare a Fiat 500 with a VW Golf. While they are both hatchbacks, one is huge compared to the other.

  92. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    By that logic, why did we start using USB? At one point, no one else had used it either.

  93. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Yeah, except that if I buy a Breitling, with a battery change and lack of abuse it will still work exactly as good in 30 years as it does today. Can we say the same about ANY "smart" watch?

    The device is only useful until the software updates stop, and the devices it talks to continue to support it. Anyone who buys a $10k+ generation-1 Apple Watch is a god damn fool. And I say that as someone who usually enjoys Apple stuff.

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  94. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's an automatic watch, you either need to wear it, or keep it in a winding box...

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  95. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    Why speak of CPU and RAM when the discussion is regarding build quality?

    I have yet to use an ASUS machine that is as well-built as a MacBook Pro or MacBook Air.

    Rather than blindly assume that Apple's build-quality is marketing varopour-ware, as you are doing, or blindly assume that Apple's build-quality is worth the extra expense, as you accuse jcr of doing, why not actually compare the two products first hand and make a choice based on that?

  96. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Well, there's always the option to just keep the phone you already have.

    How does that not occur to people? If you like what you have, KEEP USING IT.

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  97. Re:It's not THAT much.... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but the price of your submariner isn't worth it either in any objective sense. You've justified it to yourself (or at least the person who bought it did) in the same way someone will justify buying an Apple Watch. The details are different, but the utility vs cost equation doesn't justify either.

    On the other hand if it's something that you want and can afford, then who's to say you can't have it?

  98. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Shitty fads come and go, yes.

    There are some fashions that go for generations. Pocket watches died out when the wrist watch became a thing, but the wrist watch has been here for decades, with decades to come. It's only a very recent thing (millenials) that people actually think that having an accurate timepiece that isn't also for making phone calls is "silly".

    These smart watches are primarily aimed at them.

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  99. Re:First by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    First bitches

    No, those are the ones who are pre-ordering this junk.

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  100. The monitor charges the laptop. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the future.

  101. Too bad the rest of the world disagrees with you. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    I guess they must all be wrong.

  102. Not to be outdone... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...Microsoft has released plans for a big event later this year to promote the release of Windows 10. It will be called the "fall back" event.

    MSFT executives can't be made to understand why this might be a bad idea.

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  103. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

    To be honest, i didn't justify it. This is a pass-down (i'm the 3rd owner).. at some point my grandfather justified it.

    Personally i never would have justified it, but after owning it i could almost justify it. ~6,000$/58 years = ~100$ a year. which is nearly the cost of any decent dive watch. if it lasts another 50+ years then it will easily justify it's self (by being less than 50$ a year for a high quality dive watch).

    But you can't even come close to thinking an apple watch will have a lifespan anywhere near what a quality pure mechanical watch will have.. not even a lower end (but still good) Fossil.

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  104. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by praxis · · Score: 1

    I suppose you are right, there's some cross shopping, but saying that the ASUS is similarly-sized is still pretty wrong. 30% is a large difference in the ultra-book market. And the Surface Pro 3 with a keyboard (the configuration that best compares against other clamshell ultrabooks) is almost two-and-a-half pounds.

  105. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    There are luxury watches that are the most obnoxious affront to good taste. Most of them, really.

    That's what you get for your $80 "Rollex" or your $40 "Onega" :-)

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  106. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    it used to be that your phone was mounted to your wall and never taken outside of the house unless you had a really really long cord.

    Things change man. It'll be up to the market to decide who wants one. you clearly don't. I want one because there are things I don't want to fish into my pocket for, like changing what I'm listening to in my podcast player or checking maps.

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  107. do you have similar Concerns for gold Rolex's... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    ...which have 3-4 times the list price of the iWatch while being far less useful? I have no desire to own a gold iWatch or Rolex, even if I won the Powerball. I deal with this existential crisis by....not wanting one.

  108. Yeah, Apple has a history of failure. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    They've never before been successful at jumping into a new category and making hundreds of billions of dollars. You are right to bet against them.

  109. Re:Too bad the rest of the world disagrees with yo by sexconker · · Score: 1

    They are, actually.

  110. Re:It's not THAT much.... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    That watch is UGLY. If I wanted a chunky watch (I don't) I'd go buy something for $20-$30 at walmart that at least wouldn't look quite so bad. A lot of people are going to wear this once, twice, then wear a long-sleeved sweater to hide it.

    From the other people's comments, I was expecting "kinda ugly." Not "OMG please tell me they switched the babies 'cuz that one can't be mine!" ugly.

    Any bets this is Apple's Zune moment? About the only good thing to say about this watch is that, like the Zune, nobody's going to want to steal it.

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  111. Re:It's not THAT much.... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the cost of having it overhauled. Especially if your diving with it. I've had mine overhauled twice and it's $3000-$5000 every 10 years.

  112. Re:It's not THAT much.... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    Why not? They should be able to melt it down and extract the gold. No jewelry is made from pure gold.

  113. Congrats by Whiteox · · Score: 2

    Just got to say that having an extension of your phone on your arm is a great move and goes waaay back (as a concept) ref: Dick Tracey. I'm still waiting for the full implementation of this as Dick's watch didn't need a phone (or charging).
    Unfortunately it doesn't work as a standalone item which is a mistake. It should pair with all phones and OS as well.
    So if I'm interested in this - I'll have to buy an iPhone. I really don't want to do that.

    So congrats to Apple for V 1.0 - it's a step in the right direction.

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  114. One word: convenience. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    What does a $200 heart rate monitor do that a dollar store watch, paper and pen wont do?

    What does a smartphone do that a laptop tethered through a featured phone wont do?

    Where does a car take you around town that a horse could not?

    • Etc. Whereas...

    If you want to peek at a text message or a reminder during a meeting, would you rather look at your watch or awkwardly dig your phone out of your pocket? That alone will be worth the price for some.

    Speaking of text messages, phone theft has dropped as kill switches have become commonplace. But if you're in a "bad" neighborhood at night, would you rather discretely check your watch for a text, or whip out your $700 smartphone?

    If you live in Seattle and like to bike, would you like to be able to throw your phone into a plastic bag in a backpack in case it rains, yet still be able to answer a call?

    That's what I could think of. I'm sure there's other people with better imaginations that could think of more ways a smartwatch paired with a smartphone will be more convenient than just the phone.

    1. Re:One word: convenience. by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      If you want to peek at a text message or a reminder during a meeting, would you rather look at your watch or awkwardly dig your phone out of your pocket? That alone will be worth the price for some.

      I believe looking at his watch during a meeting of sorts lost Bush #1 his re-election. Isn't it considered quite rude by most to keep looking at your watch in any social setting?

      Speaking of text messages, phone theft has dropped as kill switches have become commonplace. But if you're in a "bad" neighborhood at night, would you rather discretely check your watch for a text, or whip out your $700 smartphone?

      It sounds like the prices of these iWatches are not all that far removed from the cost of iPhone. Is it something you really want to be flashing in that situation?

      If you live in Seattle and like to bike, would you like to be able to throw your phone into a plastic bag in a backpack in case it rains, yet still be able to answer a call?

      Isn't bluetooth an option on helmets already?

  115. Exactly: Apple deserves a drink at the Genius Bar by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    As much margin as jewelry, and yet will be churned like a phone!

    I am very pleased to be a shareholder.

  116. Apple TV SDK by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    Still no SDK for the Apple TV? What a missed opportunity that is, and easily two years overdue. If it had apps that anyone could develop, it would be the ONLY STB device of its kind by now.

  117. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    For a year or two, when the battery dies and it goes obsolete. good thing you paid $10k for it.

  118. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    A high pixel density LCD screen and low-power CPU & graphics display takes at least as much technology to manufacture as precision gears.

  119. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Some people would rather buy what they fucking want. And if that means the difference between having a large screen phone and not having one, guess which option they'll chose?

  120. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

    i haven't had that issue. only once in 5 years when the drown seal was worn out and cost 400$ my dad had it done twice in the past 20. so you can tack on ~100 or less a year in maintenance costs...

    (disclaimer, we are good friends with a rolex certified watch smith)

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  121. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Apple has had a replacement battery program since before the iPhone. What's stopping them from having a watch upgrade program? If you can afford to throw $10k at a watch, you can afford to spend a few hundred bucks to get your Gold iWatch 1.0 upgraded to the Gold iWatch 4S.

    Keep the plated band, upgrade the computer. No big whoop.

  122. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    And the Rolex, Tag Heuer or Timex wont fucking 'check your email or use maps to figure out where you are', Hateboi. Nor will they let you discretely check messages or notifications in meetings, nor take calls on a rainy bike rides while your smartphone stays safe in a watertight bag.

    If you don't want an iWatch....don't fucking buy one. Zombie Jobs isn't holding a gun to your head.

  123. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by slew · · Score: 1

    No it's not "solid gold", it's mixed with ceramics to make it harder http://www.businessinsider.com...
    Try and sell that to your local pawn shop as gold see what they offer you.

    FWIW, I think the apple stuff is basically the same as Magic Gold (from Hublot). Unfortunately, the Magic Gold version is relatively new so there isn't much of a resale market on it yet...

  124. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Apple Watch: Accurate within 50ms of UTC.
    I'm glad they fixed this... it was really bothering me to have my watch by out of sync with UTC by more than 50ms.

    18 hour battery life in a typical day.
    Here on earth, the typical day is 24 hours.

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  125. Re:It's not THAT much.... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Before go comparing brand names maybe realise that brands come with different quality products too.

    My Casio is now 15 years old. It cost a tad over $150 when I got it. It has a very tough scratch resistant glass and the movement was made entirely in Japan with only the case coming from China. Many brand name products are like that. They have quality parts produced one place and the cheap stuff no one cares about then comes from China or Thailand.

    As for keeping impeccable time, sorry but no. Mechanical watches are known for a lot of things, but these days they are quite poor at keeping time. I'd wager that a $50 mickey mouse watch from Disney Land keeps better time than your officially certified chronometer. That is the one main downside of a completely mechanical movement. In terms of accuracy it is woefully obsolete to the point where chronograph certification for quartz movements actually has a specification that is 2 orders of magnitude more stringent than that of its mechanical counterparts, otherwise you'd just write chronograph on everything.

  126. I am looking forward... by WeeBit · · Score: 1

    To a new gadget. It's not a watch, glasses, tablet, laptop, tv,

    It's actually new! and not improved!

  127. Apple Watch vs Pebble Time? by sbaker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I didn't catch the Apple announcement - but I wonder how the Apple Watch compares to the Pebble Time that's doing huge $$$ on Kickstarter right now?

    From what I can see:

    * Pebble is *way* cheaper.
    * Pebble has a 7 day battery life (kinda beats 18 hours!)
    * Pebble works with both iOS and Android, so if you ever want to change your phone, you won't have to change your watch.
    * Pebble allows anyone to develop & ship apps without a fee.
    * Both scheduled to ship about the same time.

    I'm sure there is more to it than this than that...but why on earth would I buy the Apple watch?

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  128. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    Hey, I was very happy with my Rollex. Made in China, and sold in Mexico for $20. That thing lasted me months. :)

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  129. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    Heh, their "comfort zone" is funny. They clearly haven't seen what summer weather is like in the southern US. I guess iStuff users are suppose to turn off their devices to go outside.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

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  130. Why Does The Black One Cost Most? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    I can't spend that much, but it goes with my wife's white dress...

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  131. You must get all your $ from your parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    PPC has been gone for at least 7 years

    See, this is a perfect demonstration of clueless, shortsighted ignorance or stupidity. I will illuminate:

    Seven and earlier years ago, I purchased DVDs of some content I wished to enjoy, or to address a need, such as training or education, or a facet of my business. I spent the usual DVD prices, and I put the DVDs in my library, to be enjoyed when I so choose, and where they remain. This is what is known as a good investment, because in fact, I can still enjoy them. This is because the manufacturers of Bluray and so forth have seen to it that compatibility was, and remains, assured. In fact, a DVD played on modern gear tends to benefit further from advances made in the interim, such as scaling and the availability of digital video at the consumer level. 480p sound familiar? It should.

    Compare: Seven and earlier years ago, I purchased various PPC software to enjoy or address a need, such as training or education or a facet of my business. I spent a great deal more than I did on the DVDs. Many times over. Can this software still be kept running on modern hardware? Yes, of course, and no. Technically, it's no problem. The PPC emulation Apple had purchased the rights to is still technically viable. And, like DVDs, that software now runs faster under emulation than it originally did (as of about 2008, referencing emulation running under 10.6.8 on a 8 core, 3 GHz machine) -- tech has been able to boost that investment's value. So where are we today? Apple, in it's "wisdom", in harmony with the mindless sycophancy of the clueless like yourself, decreed that because PPC software is "old", it is valueless. The thing is, the only reason it is "valueless" is because Apple made it valueless. But it indeed has become valueless. And that is Apple's fault, and it was entirely the wrong thing to do. Because I, as a person reasonably savvy about the value of money, am well aware I took a barbed arrow in the wallet from Apple. You, being ignorant, continue to remain unaware of exactly what happened.

    What you, and Apple are telling us is that the hundreds or thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars we spent has suddenly dropped to zero value -- and you're doing so without either a compelling technical reason, or a compelling financial one. I get the message. The message is:

    The Apple platform is unstable, undependable, and a poor place to invest time, money and energy in software. Many Apple users, such as yourself, are so stupid and/or ignorant they don't understand the value of their money, and so are doomed to spend it poorly. Apple has your number. They don't have mine.

    Later, when you're not either living in your parents cellar and/or in the mindset you developed while there, you may come to understand that money invested in things that become utterly unusable is money very, very poorly invested. You will learn that those who turn your investments into $0 propositions are not your friends, and are not people / companies whom you should admire or continue to do business with. Because they are out to fuck you, and fuck you they have.

    I hope I used small enough words for you.

    1. Re:You must get all your $ from your parents by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

      I'm running 10.6.8 in a VMWare VM on my Retina MacBook Pro, and it's got great Rosetta performance.

    2. Re:You must get all your $ from your parents by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Two months ago I bought groceries. Now they are all eaten and thus worthless. Wegmen's may have your number but they don't have mine. I won't make that mistake again.

      Software is a consumable, though a long term one. Software is a series of instructions designed to run on the hardware of the time not some fixed feature. Apple gave you years after they moved away from PPC to migrate your software as their guided their ecosystem. The consumable nature of software is why unlike land but like a car you can take depreciation on it.

    3. Re:You must get all your $ from your parents by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I'm running 10.6.8 in a VMWare VM on my Retina MacBook Pro, and it's got great Rosetta performance.

      What is the host OS version? I have a client that has some fairly expensive engineering software that he doesn't want/need to upgrade, plus he may even still run a PPC app or two, and so is stuck on 10.6.8; but generally, it would be great if he could upgrade to Mavericks or Yosemite. So does that work out pretty good for you?

  132. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by theArtificial · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing someone from /. past, Apple devices are like buying a ford Ford Focus, for the price of a BMW and you're convinced you've got a Ferrari.

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  133. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by jcr · · Score: 1

    Apple's marketing machine has somehow convinced you that their product is worth $500 more... and competitors are flimsy knock-offs.

    See, that would seem to be a cogent point, if I'd never gotten my hands on the flimsy knock-offs we're talking about. The thing is, I have: If you pick up any of those wannabe Macs from the Dells and Acers of the world by a corner, they FLEX. When I say flimsy, I mean that quite literally.

    -jcr

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  134. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by theArtificial · · Score: 1

    Who wants a watch that only works with an iPhone?

    Duh, iPhone users :D

    If you don't like the iPhone 7 will you really ditch your $1k smart watch just so you can switch to a better phone?

    Just to interject politics where they don't belong, you're saying "If you like your iPhone, you can keep your iPhone?"

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  135. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by theArtificial · · Score: 1

    Grow up, smarten up, and learn to live like an intelligent human being intead of some ignorant ass racist

    I agree with your sentiment yet nothing in his post implies race. There is a move by some to have "illegal" classified as a pejorative. It's a legal status, nothing more; Unless you're projecting your bias.

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  136. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Neither can iOS devices, so far. Hatebois like to whine about "walled gardens", but there aren't malware scanners for iPhones or iPads, as they're no need for them.

  137. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    But certainly reasonable given their track record.

    Better not be a Fandroid - after two years updates are spotty, compared to four years for iOS 8.

    The first gen iPhone came out nine years ago and is not compatible with any iPhone apps.

    And how many companies are still supporting 9 year old smartphones?

  138. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1

    I think the biggest difference between a Rolex and an iWatch is obsolescence. A 50 year old Rolex is still a nice watch. A one year old iWatch (when the new version comes out) is an ugly paperweight.

  139. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Fancy watches are jewelry. Jewelry doesn't become obsolete in 2 years.

    Actually, those "fancy watches" (generally speaking, those which are mechanical and have no batteries) have been obsolete since the seventies. A cheap quartz watch keeps better time than the very best mechanical watches. That doesn't seem to stop people from dropping tens of thousands of dollars on long-obsolete mechanical watches.

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  140. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    I own several mechanical watches. They need to be completely disassembled, ultrasonically cleaned, and re-assembled (with fresh lubrication). About every five years, as it turns out.

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  141. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Except Apple is not a watch brand, so they cannot expect to be able to charge what Rolex or Breitling can.

    You're right. And they don't. Gold Rolex watches are quite a bit more. At least double, if not triple, what the Apple Edition watch runs.

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  142. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Yeah, except that if I buy a Breitling, with a battery change and lack of abuse it will still work exactly as good in 30 years as it does today.

    If you bought a Breitling with a battery (and are somehow proud of that) then you are by definition not a "watch guy".

    Also, mechanical watches need to be completely disassembled, ultrasonically cleaned, and re-assembled and re-lubed, approximately every five (or so) years.

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  143. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    In 10 years any old smartwatch from 2015 will be next to useless/worthless. That's not to say they won't be useful now, just like a phone; but it's not an heirloom.

    Yes. And mechanical watches have been obsolete since the 1970s. Yet people still buy them.

    What was your point again?

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  144. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by zieroh · · Score: 1

    But the Rolex won't be obsolete in a year.

    Right. Because it was obsolete before it was ever made. Mechanical watches (and there are worthy Rolexes that are quartz) have been obsolete since the 1970s.

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  145. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Not really, the Submariner design hasn't really changed at all in it's lifetime.

    The classic designs never really go out of style.

    Personally, I find the Submariner (and most Rolex watches) to be egregiously ugly. You call it classic, I call it hideous.

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  146. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by zieroh · · Score: 1

    No it's not "solid gold", it's mixed with ceramics to make it harder. Try and sell that to your local pawn shop as gold see what they offer you.

    18k gold means that it is 75% gold. In fact, pretty much all gold used in jewelry is 18k or less. Gold for everyday wear is typically mixed with a number of other metals to create an alloy that wears better (i.e. harder). The fact that Apple has chosen different materials does not mean that it is not 18k gold.

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  147. Spring Forward? by skaralic · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the Great Leap Forward.

  148. Re:It's not THAT much.... by incog77 · · Score: 1

    Wrong equation: may be apple has different thinking, it doesn't want you to calculate life span of of watch but your life span - $599 with diabetes/heart app to add a year to your own life with the watch. Would you pay $599 every two years to increase an year of your own life (or to decrease obesity, live healthier)? Most people would. Apple watch is not a mechanical watch, you never know what equations will be applicable

  149. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    And this can be done by any number of watchmakers who have been plying their trade for over 100 years, and will still be doing so in another 100. Good luck getting parts for your iToy in even 10 years time...

  150. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    Except the vendor no longer supports your device after a few years and stops releasing updates, then apps are no longer supported and stop working, and parts become so scarce that they cost more than a new device. Yeah, just KEEP DOING THAT.

  151. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    Typically in those undead films, it's the living holding a gun to the head of zombies. Just sayin' :)

  152. Re:18 hour battery life in a typical day = useless by Xest · · Score: 1

    To me it's not the long day that's the problem, it's that I've not had a single device ever that's hit it's advertised battery life in practice. Doesn't matter if it's Samsung, Apple, Dell, Microsoft or whoever else, I've never seen a battery last as long as it should and that's because such timings are given based on perfect situations - if you're in perfect isolation where there's no wireless noise, and the temperature is exact then you can hit it, but in the real world where there's wireless signals everywhere and where devices have to constantly decipher signals to see if it's meant for them the batteries just end up failing well before they should. This coupled with the fact such timings are based on "average useage" which is normally an arbitrary figure that doens't represent real useage and advertised battery life is normally a fairly useless metric.

    So even if an 18 hour day was as much as I do, I'm skeptical that it'll last that long in practice - if past battery experience is anything to go by you'll probably get like 14 hours out the box, and then after a year or two be lucky to get more than 10 hours out of it.

    Nowadays when I buy phones and such I try and get something that offers near enough double the battery life I actually need in practice or buy a spare battery if I can and need to.

    I wont buy a smart watch until they can advertise something around the 32 - 48 hours battery life mark. I suspect I'll be waiting a while, but I'm sure I'll live.

  153. Re:It's not THAT much.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A casio has more practical value at measuring time than any Rolex. All clocks today use quartz crystals internally because they are much better than mechanical gears and so on.

    I have a Rolex I won at a sport competition(it was the price along a check). I never use it in my life. Guess what I use? A casio. Way more useful and you can throw it to the sea and buy a new one or 20 if you need(useful for managing a team, you standardize buying the same model to all the team members).

    A Rolex provides for me negative value. If I go to Brazil or Argentina they could kidnap me or my partners or family members because they smell money. In some places there, they will cut your hand for taking your watch if they need to.

    If nobody knows you, a Rolex is not going to project status because people will think your Rolex is fake, like most of the Rolex out there are. Most people does not know how tho differentiate the original from the copy today.

    If you are already famous , you don't need a Rolex.

    For me, it projects stupidity or ignorance. I see it a lot in people that does not know what to do with money(young sport stars), and are led to believe it is a good investment by scam artists.

    They will be lucky if it preserves their value when they need it.

    WTH Why am I losing my time writing this? I never do it on slashdot.The comment goes out of the scale in non sense.

  154. Re:You have got to be kidding. by captjc · · Score: 1

    So the watch battery lasts all day, but your iPhone doesn't.....Hmmmmm. Good luck with that.

    What are you talking about? I have a 6 plus that I use all day and only charge at night, and I have yet to see the battery dip below 85%. Most of the time it doesn't go below 90%. Most iPhones will easily go a day or longer without charging.

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  155. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    That I'd agree with... I'm sure the battery is replaceable (I'd hope)

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  156. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    I guess it depends, in my case, I got a Ferrari for the price of a Ford focus (MBP :)

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  157. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    I'd give the watch a 2 year lifespan, personally, no more than that. It's a first gen product, after all, and improvements are bound to occur soon afterwards.

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  158. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Typical lithium ion cells have a lifetime of around 500 cycles. This thing claims to last 18 hours of "typical" use, so probably less in reality but it's say 18 for argument's sake. If you charge it once per day the battery will be consumed (80% capacity remaining) in under 18 months. That tallies with heavy user's experiences of iPods and various phones.

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  159. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    So the original argument is "OMG the iPhone 7 sucks, I'm screwed because I bought an Apple Watch!" to which I argue that if the iPhone 7 sucks, just keep using the 6 or 6+ you've already got.

    You then extrapolate out that every iPhone ever after is also going to suck? Is there any evidence AT ALL to warrant that? And by the way, once a decision to stay with a particular phone has been reached, it clearly is set in concrete and can never be re-decided, can it?

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  160. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    And this can be done by any number of watchmakers who have been plying their trade for over 100 years, and will still be doing so in another 100. Good luck getting parts for your iToy in even 10 years time...

    Goodness, the hate is strong in this one.

    Let it flow through you. It makes you stronger.

    Seriously, you're going with that as an argument?

    It's as if you think technology exists in some separate reality from... well, anything that allows you to make a case against Apple, I guess.

  161. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    I don't know a whole lot about luxury watches, so forgive the mistake about the battery. I know there are "automatic" watches as well as ones that you still use the crown to wind, but was unaware that was what the super high end was about.

    Also, I'm sure that having it cleaned every 5 years is still orders of magnitude cheaper than COMPLETELY REPLACING IT EVERY TWO.

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  162. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    It isn't a good idea to completely deplete a lithium-ion battery on a regular basis. Keeping its charge above 25% makes makes an 18-hour battery a 13.5-hour battery, which means it must be charged 1.8 times a day, unless you charge it overnight while you sleep.

    Still, its battery life is a step back from conventional watches. If you're going to invent a new mousetrap, you should try to make it at least as good as the old one in every way--no regressions.

    You don't think Apple are quoting the usable life of the battery?

    That buffer zone is already included in the battery's charge controller. When it says "0%" it isn't really at 0%.

  163. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    As much technology perhaps. But high end watches are much more labor intensive to manufacture. Many of the better watches are assembled largely, or even completely, by hand. And they are assembled by skilled craftsmen. It can take years of training to learn how to assemble a high end watch like a Rolex or Patek Philippe. So the cost of manufacture, and hence, the cost of the watch is higher.

  164. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by exploder · · Score: 1

    It's solid gold. Depending on weight and karat that is probably a reasonable price.

    I don't think your math checks out. Being very generous and knocking $1k off for the electronics, $9k of gold is almost eight ounces, as I write this.

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  165. Re:$500 markup on New MacBook by danbob999 · · Score: 1

    The 13" Macbook Air is also 27% larger than the Surface Pro 3 (in area) and yet many people compared the two. That's not that much considering we are talking about an area. You only need about 14% increase in each dimension to get a 30% larger area.

  166. Re:Bwahahahahahahwahahahaah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anything less that 24 hours battery life means you have to plug it in twice in a 24-hour period. Which means feeding it twice in the same day.

  167. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Only if it's a shitty watch. I have a Zodiac that was made in the 70s that still works perfectly to this day. It's not once ever been disassembled, ultrasonically cleaned or relubed.

    Nope. The very best watches all recommend approximately the same service regimen. The fact that you have an old watch that still runs does not in fact mean that it doesn't need to be cleaned -- it means you are not taking good care of it.

    Cars will run without oil for a while, too. Doesn't mean that cars don't need oil.

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  168. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    And this can be done by any number of watchmakers who have been plying their trade for over 100 years, and will still be doing so in another 100. Good luck getting parts for your iToy in even 10 years time...

    You might be surprised to find out that owners of mechanical watches are lately having a bit of trouble finding qualified watchmakers to service their watches. This isn't uniformly true, some cities are better represented than others with appropriately skilled people. But they're also finding it difficult to get parts for in-house mechanisms (i.e. very custom) from a few years back, which is awfully reminiscent of the problem you're pointing out in tech.

    Mechanical watches were, after all, one of the original consumer tech products.

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  169. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Except Apple is not a watch brand, so they cannot expect to be able to charge what Rolex or Breitling can.

    So you admit that the only reason that Rolex or Breitling can charge their ridiculous prices is "branding", eh?

    Plus who wants a watch that has to be charged twice a day?

    So, do you live on a planet with a 36-hour day, or are you a cyborg that requires no sleep? For the rest of us meatsacks, 24 - 18 = 6; and if you are like most humans on the planet earth, 6 hours sleep minimum is barely sustainable for more than a few days in a row.

    So, what was your point again, hater?

  170. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by zieroh · · Score: 1

    I don't know a whole lot about luxury watches, so forgive the mistake about the battery.

    But if you (by your own admission) don't know much about luxury watches, then why spout off about the comparison between the Edition watch and luxury watches?

    Oh, right. This is slashdot. Smart people have this blind spot about what they actually know vs. what they think they're qualified to speak about.

    I know there are "automatic" watches as well as ones that you still use the crown to wind, but was unaware that was what the super high end was about.

    As a rule, there are no quartz (battery) watches in the stratosphere of luxury watches. As a general rule, there are no luxury watches worth talking about below the $5000 mark, though that is obviously very subjective. Gold versions of Rolex and Breitling start in the several tens of thousands range.

    Also, I'm sure that having it cleaned every 5 years is still orders of magnitude cheaper than COMPLETELY REPLACING IT EVERY TWO.

    Well, there's the problem of finding a qualified watchmaker, which is becoming increasingly difficult because most of the watchmakers are old and generally succumbing to the effects of age. And then there's the problem of finding replacement parts for in-house mechanisms, which (surprise!) obey the same laws of scarcity seen in long-obsolete tech components.

    So, to summarize: you don't really know much about watches, your comparison is riddled with unintended problems, and you should at least consider not spouting off in anger about that which you don't know, lest someone call you on it.

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  171. Re:First by macs4all · · Score: 1

    First bitches

    No, those are the ones who are pre-ordering this junk.

    While I agree that the new MacBook is not my cup of Kool-Aid, it is likely being marketed for three reasons:

    1. To satisfy the market segment that now perceives the MacBook Air as "too big and heavy" (rolls eyes).

    2. As a marketing test, to see if the public is really ready to give up terrestrial ports in favor of portablility. 3. Possibly as an answer to the Surface Pro 3 and the Lenovo Yogas of the world.

    Personally, I would rather have seen an alternate Thunderbolt 2 connector (longer and thinner) with an included "hydra" cable (or "mini-dock" dongle) with a Mag-Safe Power connector, 2 USBs, a Full-Size TB, and a MiniDisplayPort. But that's just me...

  172. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I smell rats.

    What kind of lube are they using that it can't be solvent flushed and re-lubed without disassemble? I could see removing the face and finished parts. Also 5 year service life, babied? Are they still using a 'traditional lubrication'?

    I'm guessing the fancy watch market is like audiophiles. They like to spend money and brag on it. Lubed with pure unicorn lard.

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  173. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Their function is not to tell time. Their function is to distinguish class for the classless, same as a $80 t shirt and $500 jeans. None of these things is 'obsolete'.

    Many people have observed this behavior, decided 'rich people are stupid' and attempted apples current strategy. Most fail. What they don't see is the number of blow jobs (real and figurative) given at Rolex shops. Unless apple hires some 'head geniuses' (the ones with dirty knees) for it's stores in high end locations their efforts are futile.

    Marketing to the rich is a specialty. Marketing to rich trailer trash is voodoo. There is no telling where they will jump next. They are all surrounded by opportunists already.

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  174. Re:It's not THAT much.... by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    My last overhaul included all new seals, replacement of a worn band, and a few other parts because of water leakage....$5500. If your wearing it every day you should get it done at least every 10 yrs. If your diving then every 5.

  175. Re:It's not THAT much.... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Regular watches have already been obsolete for 10-15 years.

  176. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The one with the larger screen which also happens to have the corresponding larger battery?

  177. Re:Two words by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Powered hub and $80 breakout adapter to use the hub.

    $20, not $80.

  178. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    How long do you intend to repeat stupid statements? Pretty much everything about a phone is a compromise with trade-offs. If you want a phone that will last several days without recharging, I'm sure there's plenty out there, so you can buy one. It won't do as much as my iPhone, but you may not care about that stuff. I'm happy charging daily (although it will last for two days), and I like my phone.

    That's one of the benefits of an active market: each of us can get what best suits us.

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  179. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    As one who works for a company that machines both aluminum and steel, the aluminum is a lot easier to work with, and causes fewer problems.

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  180. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Then you have shitty mills and tooling.

  181. Already a flop by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Even the apple fanboys I know aren't interested in their overpriced android watch knock off. Can't wait to see who'll be the biggest sucker, the one to buy the gold one.

  182. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    I think you replied to the wrong person. My argument is that you can't just keep you're phone because they become obsolete quite quickly, so you are forced to update every couple of years.

  183. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    I see you didn't actually address the point. Consumer Electronics are a different market segment from luxury jewellery for the reasons I implied. Apple is about to learn this the hard way.

  184. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    I agree. I own a 45 year old Rolex and I've never touched it and it still works fine. It was an inheritance which sits in a box for the next inheritance. I also own a 20 year fake Tag I bought for $10 in 1995 and the same applies.

  185. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    I see you didn't actually address the point. Consumer Electronics are a different market segment from luxury jewellery for the reasons I implied. Apple is about to learn this the hard way.

    I find that when certain keywords like "iToy", "fanbois", "sheeple", "Crapple" and so on are in the post, addressing the point with factual rebuttals tends to be futile.

    That train has already sailed.

    For the record on this one, the idea that there will be a thriving industry for the repair of niche mechanical timepieces in 100 years but not one for niche electronics is not a point that can be easily answered, but a decade from now? Are you kidding?

  186. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    Oh there'll be a niche market, that is my point. The Swiss watch market (ie real watches) is somewhere around 30mil units per year. If Apple get anywhere close to that I'll eat my hat. The iWatch is a toy, because it is mostly gimmick value, it needs to be charged daily which is a ridiculous concept for a watch, and it will probably be obsolete in less than 10 years. I'm sorry if this offends you.

  187. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Nope. We monitor those things carefully.

    The fact is that steel is harder than aluminum. At a very minimum, that means that milling steel takes longer than milling aluminum, and so we're tying up an expensive machine significantly longer for steel.

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  188. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Who wants a watch that only works with an iPhone? If you don't like the iPhone 7 will you really ditch your $1k smart watch just so you can switch to a better phone?

    Or you will keep your old iPhone for a year longer. This isn't an Android phone that obsoletes every 30 seconds, when a new Android phone comes out. ,

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  189. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    You mean the one that doesn't exist yet? No large screen phone is going to last 'several days' without charging, thus making them 'pieces of shit', according to you.

    So, back to square one: either people buy what's available with today's technology, or they listen to you and do without. Cuz reasons.

  190. Re:Apple pay at Coke machines and apps for diabete by sexconker · · Score: 1

    You mean the one that doesn't exist yet? No large screen phone is going to last 'several days' without charging, thus making them 'pieces of shit', according to you.

    The definitive "big phone" line is the Galaxy Note series. I have an aging Note II and I still get over 2 days on it. The Droid Maxx was marketed specifically as having a huge fucking battery that gave you days of usage. Pretty much any large phone that isn't the Nexus 6 or iPhone 6 Plus has a similarly capable battery.

    You're a retard.