Microsoft Is Killing Off the Internet Explorer Brand
An anonymous reader writes: The Verge reports that Internet Explorer as we know it will be taking a back seat to Microsoft's new browser, Project Spartan, in Windows 10 and future projects. IE will still exist, and stick around for compatibility issues, but Project Spartan will be the default way users interact with the internet. Microsoft wants to distance itself with the negative connotations Internet Explorer has acquired through the years. They still haven't decided on an official name for Project Spartan, but it will probably have the company name in it.
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Isn't this how the XBox became the XBox? They released the code name of their internal project, people kept using the name, and then they just stuck with it?
On the one hand "Microsoft Spartan" doesn't seem corporate enough. On the other hand it'll fit right in with Firefox & Chrome, which also have non-descriptive names that are pan-inoffensive yet interesting...
They should kill the Microsoft brand instead.
Nah, that's too new still. Here's to the new Microsoft Bob.
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In other news, Microsoft is also renaming Windows to something else, although they're not sure what. The version number will start at at least 20, though, to further distance itself from Windows 10.
Microsoft is also seeking to ditch the names Bing and Microsoft.
The previous CEO of Microsoft assured European regulators that IE was so deeply embedded in Windows architecture that it could not be replaced.
I don't understand why Microsoft wants to make a browser so badly. The consumer world has moved on to Firefox and Chrome and Safari and this is propogating through the enterprise world now.
What is the business case for having your own browser? So that bing can be the default search engine?
I'm god, but it's a bit of a drag really...
Microsoft Zilla. MSzilla if you like to abbreviate.
Bing Explorer
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I'd say "Bung" to match with its search strategy.
So the question is if the name change will be the entirety and the code will still suck and cause web developers to rip out their hair in frustration.
Don't you mean rusty tetanus-infected hook?
I can't wait to install Chrome faster than I ever have on a new machine.
How about "Completely Researched Archiving Program"? it would make for an interesting Acronym.
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Getting rid of the name "Microsoft" may help in the long run.
I'm rooting for "Internet 365". Internet... on the Cloud !
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IE's replacement will provide a more Windows Phone like Internet browsing experience to desktop users. We're all gonna love it.
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At this point the IE brand is so tainted that it's basically an albatross around MS' neck.
Because Spartan is a long-overdue pruning of the Trident codebase (which has been gathering ugly cruft for 17 years) rather than a clean sheet rewrite, it'll still carry a slight IE odor no matter how much they cut out. Even the name Spartan is ripe for jokes about it's feature implementation.
It is sort of unfair to nail MS too much for IE. The big problem was javascript and really javascript is still a big problem.
I use noscript myself with firefox and whenever I turn it off the absolute garbage that spews onto my pages is amazing. They are nesting one script inside of another inside of another. And it is mostly ads and social network crap.
Look, I'm okay with ads. But the ads need to be DUMB ads. That is, no scripting. You want to put a banner ad with two chicks getting mounted by a water buffalo? I'm actually fine with that. I don't even see it. What kills me is the scripts. That includes the popups and all that crap.
I also refuse to deal with Flash or any kind of non-gif animation unless I personally press PLAY on the video. If I don't press play... do not even begin to download that animation or movie or stream. Absolutely not.
And because of crap like that, I have to micromanage the loading of every page using various tools to keep the various bits of shit from loading every time I go to those pages.
Again, no problem with ads. Have ads. That's fine. But tracking cookies will be rejected, scripts will not be run, and flash animations of any kind will only be launched at my personal discretion.
MS made no effort to control this shit and as a result people hate IE. That is mostly what happened.
Every time you saw some poor bastard using IE he'd have 100 little programs in his tool bar eating up 90 percent of his screen along with endless pop up swatting. And MS really didn't do anything about it.
THAT was the mistake. Fix THAT.
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It's going to be called "The browser formerly known as Internet Explorer".
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I'm thinking Bada. It goes better with their search engine name. They will need another web based product they call Boom.
Bada Bing, Bada Boom.
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I predict just before release they will name it "Microsoft Browser", keeping with their habit of trying to co-opt the generic term for a technology but only ending up making it impossible to do keyword searches for their software.
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My bet's on "Microsoft Internet"
Microsoft Bing Application.... OR MBA for short.
How do I know? The whole thing has MBA all over it. It will be designed by a group of MBA's, marketed by a different group of MBA's and coded by 10 software engineers who are managed by 100 MBA's...
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After Bing and Zune, I think they'll continue with the 'rejected 60s Batman fight scene captions' theme, and it'll be Splork, Zoing or possibly Ptoink.
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It is sort of unfair to nail MS too much for IE. The big problem was javascript and really javascript is still a big problem.
Nonsense. The big problem was the "not invented here" syndrome. I started writing HTML in about 1998 or so, maybe earlier, and IE has always been a PITA because it always had its quirks and wanted to be treated special. Everyone else was at least trying to implement the standard, MS attitude was basically to fuck it from both sides and approaching the Internet with a "you will write this stuff the way we want" attitude.
And from what I've seen of Microsoft since Nadella took over, I would be surprised (and disappointed) if they continued in that attitude with whatever they call the new browser—not just because they've been playing nicer with the civilized world, but because they seem to recognize that they have to if they don't want to just dry up and blow away over the next decade or so.
When they originally released IE, they could do that because as screwed-up and frustrating as it was for the rest of us, they were right with that attitude. Now? They're not the big dog on the browser block anymore. If they try to push random crap that neither Apple nor Google support (or refuse to support stuff that both Apple and Google are backing, that's actually in use), it's just not going to fly.
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