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Indicted Ex-FIFA Executive Cites Onion Article In Rant Slamming US
schwit1 writes with news that former FIFA Vice President Jack Warner has evidently not heard of The Onion. In a video on his Facebook page, Warner holds up a printout of an Onion story titled “FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States” and says: “Then I look to see that Fifa has frantically announced, 2015, this year [...] the World Cup, beginning May 27. If FIFA is so bad, why is it that the USA wants to keep the Fifa World Cup?” The next World Cup is not due to be held until 2018 and there have been no games in the U.S.. Warner is facing extradition to the U.S. on corruption charges. Time further reports: Even Sunday wasn't easy, when Warner needed two attempts to get his message across by telling followers that the latest accusations against him stem largely from the U.S. being upset that it did not win the rights to host the 2022 World Cup — which went to Qatar. In an eight-minute Facebook video, which was quickly deleted after numerous news reports picked up on the gaffe, Warner held up a printout of a fictitious story from The Onion bearing the headline: "FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States." The fake story was published on Wednesday, hours after Warner was indicted in the U.S. and arrested and briefly jailed in Trinidad. Warner asked why the story was "two days before the FIFA election" when Sepp Blatter was re-elected as president.
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I wonder if The Onion had ever published a story about real life people or new organizations referring to Onion stories as if they were true?
That is all I see when I went to the linked article. How long will it take Youtube to allow safe viewing of all its content?
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, let's all laugh at the foreign black man for being fooled by the Onion, despite the fact he almost certainly has never heard of it before or had any reason to think it was faked. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, I'm so superior.
Wait, how is this news for nerds? Why is this here? I mean, he's right: this is US retaliation for the World Cup going to Qatar, it never would have happened if the US got the World Cup in 2022, despite the fact that literally no one in the US gives even half a shit about soccer.
We all saw this "news" on Sunday in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. And you got to all this length of stealing the bit and posting it on slashdot just to miss the punchline? Well, for those who have not seen it here it goes:
"Only a FIFA official could be corrupt enough to think the Onion article is not a joke, but something that could actually happen."
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The sports have turned into financial powerhouses that operate without any form of oversight for a few decades now. It all started, as far as I remember, with the tenure of one Juan Antonio Samaranch, a first-class crook with ties to various shady organizations in Eastern Europe, in the late 70s, who was instrumental bringing the Olympics to the heart of the Empire of Evil -- Moscow in 1980.
This guy invented and implemented the magic "Olympic" formula -- re-incorporation in a tax haven, away from control -- and the business model consisting of three legs: selling TV rights for events and pocketing all the revenues, distributing small pittances of the said revenues to national committees in exchange for them electing him forever, and peddling the next Olympics to the people, willing to shell the largest bribes.
Unfortunately, this model has been successfully emulated everywhere since then. While the US trying to sue is a welcome development, it is also quite deficient, because it is mostly happening for political reasons and not of aversion to bribery.
That's why I don't watch sports, and I don't buy shit from companies that advertise or sponsor sports events by the crooks.
What does soccer have to do with nerds?
I don't care about sports. Most Americans don't care about soccer. I don't care what celebrities, like Bill Clinton, and Brad Pitt think about the World Cup. I'm glad America lost in 2022, and I hope America doesn't get it 2026. I hope America doesn't even bid on it. Mexico would be happy to have the World Cup.
This 'onion' issue is but a side-show of the indictment of FIFA officers by the Obama Administration
While everyone knows that FIFA is corrupt, we must also acknowledge the fact that the indictments from US is a kind of a long-stretch, for all I know FIFA does not belong to USA alone
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The Onion is a great satire publication and it contrasts greatly with hate literature Charlie Hebdo that The Left considers to be satire.
Is that a US style "world" cup? so that would include a few US states right?
Jack Warner was apparently kicked out of office back in 2011, because of corruption. He started his career as a schoolteacher, then later became president of FIFA, I have no idea how.
"First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
The Onion is more accurate and more relevant than Fox News.
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What I find most disturbing in the video is how he is actually begging for money. ....
The way he thanks all people who have supposedly supported him, explaining exactly how: you should send him your property and even blank cheques because he supposedly has no access to his own money any more
This guy is a creep.
Even if it were true, how can he think that FIFA giving the USA a 'World Cup' could possibly absolve him and other allegedly corrupt officials of the charges? Just that reeks of old 3rd world bribery or the plot of a bad movie circa 1930.
Who gave him the printout in the first place? I doubt strongly that he searched for it, so one of his staff or personal fan handed it to him.
It is a display of gross stupidity for starters and for him to think that the World Cup would start in the US in a few days?
Just goes to show how insular this FIFA vice president is, completely disassociated from reality. On that basis alone, FIFA has no gravitas anymore.
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Hmm... Halfway down this article, there's a picture with a green border. The picture shows Jack Warner pointing to the Onion article. In that picture, it looks like the lower half of his right arm, and his right hand, are missing - it looks like the index finger to his right hand is joined to his arm where his elbow should be.
Am I mixed up, or did someone do a bad job Photoshopping the image?
The Onion may be satirical, but it's fact-checking is about as good as mainstream 'journalists'.
The fact that he thought the Onion story was real and that he was trying to use it to back his argument is a hell of a lot funnier than any Onion article I've actually read.
but isn't the inability to reckognise blatant sarcasm an indcation of some sort of psychopathy? (schizophrenia?)
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Of course your democRAT nominee is at the heart of the corruption. If this is the way the world wants their sporting events to work you are welcome to them.
What's that supposed to mean? That the 1994 World Cup wasn't held in the US?
Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
Are any of you surprised?
Is that a US style "world" cup? so that would include a few US states right?
Not true! We'll probably allow one or two Canadian cities to play along, to give the World Cup(tm American Soccar League) "that international" feel.
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So, I heard this story on the radio at 5:45 PM CDT yesterday. Slashdot, you were scooped by NPR. (On bot this story and the one on US Airport Screeners).
Who cares about fifa, Look @ the news. their day is over.
They are all lame.. their position in life has de-materialized..
Perhaps at one point in time made sense.. But since then to many people have perverted its mission statement, and deliverables..
Moving past that, how is this related to "news for nerds"
Once again overlords you have managed to messs it up again.
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Jack Warner's job was actaully organizing the World Cups on the ground. For him it is not a joke. Like, as there is a saying in a military: "Who served in the army does not laugh in a circus."
dude, really?? are you all that bord?
Really i can find many other ways to waste electricity..
come one guys,, please.. try not to rise to the level of your incompetence.
I feel bad for those youngsters reading this, and somehow getting their world "moulded" in some way, shape or fashion by the utter nonsense that this waste of time article really conveys.. No to mention the aggression related in the responses to this waste of time article.
I would rather ponder the notion of fornicating with my self, versus trying to absorb whats being conveyed by this sad, and trivial article which is misplaced..
I wonder whom in the Over-lord group has made the most money from this "tid-bit"?
How can a nigger piece of shit like this be in a billion dollars company....kill the niggershit.... all FIFA shits must be violently tortured, and killed. Their families and kids too. No mercy.
US Soccer lost a bid. The US at large doesn't give a shit, and would on the balance prefer to not have their regular traffic/TV coverage messed with over a niche sport only played in the suburbs by children. I'm perhaps exaggerating, but not by much.
You are exaggerating by "much". 25 million people in the US watched the USA-Portugal match last summer. No fewer than four sports network families available on cable show soccer matches from around the world (and NBC paid $250 million for the rights to just one foreign league for three seasons). And perhaps you've never heard of the MLS? Two expansion teams this year, and three more confirmed in the next three years, and the franchise fees are approaching $100 million for each. I get that most people still watch the other four team sports more than football, but it's hardly, "a niche sport only played in the suburbs by children".
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