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US Airport Screeners Missed 95% of Weapons, Explosives In Undercover Tests

An anonymous reader writes: An internal investigation by the TSA found that 95% of agents testing airport checkpoints were able to bring weapons through. In one case, an alarm sounded, but during the pat down, the screener failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to the undercover agent's back. ABC reports: "Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson was apparently so frustrated by the findings he sought a detailed briefing on them last week at TSA headquarters in Arlington, Virginia, according to sources. U.S. officials insisted changes have already been made at airports to address vulnerabilities identified by the latest tests. 'Upon learning the initial findings of the Office of Inspector General's report, Secretary Johnson immediately directed TSA to implement a series of actions, several of which are now in place, to address the issues raised in the report,' the DHS said in a written statement to ABC News."

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  1. Security theatre. by Shaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes I think the governments are simply trying to spend themselves into the kind of debt that breaks the banking system. But that doesn't seem to be happening.

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    1. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If they would stop testing it, then it would be better security theater. For example, when I went to the theater over the weekend to see a movie, the theater people didn't notice I had a small pocket knife in my pocket. This is exactly how the security theater at airports work. They don't notice either. Several trips recently I forgot to take my 1 quart baggie of liquids (small hairspray, small shampoo, etc.) out of my carry on. Did they notice, despite their warning signs? Nope. My wife doesn't travel much and she went through the scanner with stuff in her pocket. The signs say you can't do that. Do they notice or care? Nope. It is theater. Theater doesn't have to catch stuff, it just has to make dummies feel safer and make other dummies think twice before bringing weapons and explosives on board.

    2. Re:Security theatre. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

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    3. Re:Security theatre. by boristdog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try China. They have x-ray machines and wands at every subway station and, of course, airports. I sent my bags through dozens of times traveling around Beijing, I got 'wanded' dozens more times.

      It was very obvious that almost all of the machines and wands were turned off. Camera in my pocket? Wand doesn't even beep. Dark screens on the x-ray machines, staff not even looking the few times when the screens were actually on, they never stopped or questioned anyone. They obviously didn't care, either.

      I kind of liked their "we don't give a crap" attitude. It was very...China. Made me like the place even more.

    4. Re:Security theatre. by Maxwell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's only in Beijing and only during times of 'unrest'. Most of the year there is nothing, not even theater, so when they are ordered to dig out the wands, the batteries are dead and no one can remember how they work. Saudi Arabia is the best - do not wake the sleeping guards, it annoys them. Please walk around the detector with your luggage to prevent it from beeping. Thanks.

    5. Re:Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is a way to take your money and give it the rich. And if the state is out of money they either "print" it (actually it is much cheaper to transfer a number from the FED to the bank accounts of the government), they raise taxes for you or they cut benefits for the poor. In most cases they take all threee actions.

    6. Re:Security theatre. by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You miss the real point. Those gaurds are not there to stop a real threat, they are not really even there to make people feel safe. They are there because making people feel safe is an easy way to justify jobs.

      Jobs redistribute wealth which, granted, several countries could use some more mechanisms for, as the concentrations are a bit scary, but in this case, do it without providing any other benefit other than the redistribution.

      However its very popular because its easy to justify and the only people who can point out it doesn't work have to openly admit they took contraband on the train. Basically the same is done here.

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

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    7. Re:Security theatre. by thedonger · · Score: 2

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

      I ain't lettin' no goddamned mime swab my bag!

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    8. Re:Security theatre. by thedonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

      If the government would just let them fail they might stop getting bonuses.

      As for passing the failure along to "us common folk," that is, for the most part, our own doing because we have bought into the system. To be fair, it was an easy system to buy into, and it was supposedly safe under government scrutiny. Ultimately, we bought the lie; question is, how do we avoid buying into a new one?

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    9. Re:Security theatre. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      I kind of liked their "we don't give a crap" attitude. It was very...China.

      If you look like a Uyghur you will be checked much more thoroughly. The Chinese don't have the same problems with "ethnic profiling" that we do. I am white. My wife is Chinese. My half-breed kids are occasionally mistaken for Uyghurs, and hassled by security personnel. They have learned to always carry a photocopy of their American passport.

    10. Re:Security theatre. by Required+Snark · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The real name of the Department of Homeland Security: the Department of Homeland Pork

      The TSA clowns at airports are not government employees, they are private contractors. It the last resort for someone who wants to wear a uniform and have a badge but is too incompetent to be a mall cop. So it's no surprise that they have a 95% failure rate.

      A huge chunk of taxpayer money gets wasted and there is little real world payoff. Make no mistake, the real big bucks go to the upper management, political insiders who grease the wheels for lucrative contracts. Just a division of the military industrial complex.

      Another example: the Air Force just signed the very first contract with Boeing for commercial manned flights to the International Space Station. The Boeing crew vehicle hasn't even flown yet, unlike the SpaceX capsule which is now going through it's manned launch escape testing. Boeing is in bed with the AF, SpaceX isn't. All the AF guys know that they will just slide over to high paying jobs at Boeing when they retire, and there are lots of Congress Critters who get campaign contribution from Boeing, and want to protect defense jobs in their state.

      Saving money? Competition? Innovation? Not even on the table. It's government of, by and for the insiders. And you are paying for it.

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    11. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a humorous counter situation we rode an Amtrak one way, and flew back. We had a near empty jar of peanut butter and a bag of bread with us.

      It was made VERY clear to us the 'container' couldn't be larger even if the contents were less than 3oz.

      However we could distribute all of that peanut butter onto sandwiches and bring those.

    12. Re:Security theatre. by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Its not about their salaries but number of workers. TSA doesn't even just do airports, they have, like any good government jobs program, been expanding.

      Also the TSA functions were privatized, and never were minimum wage jobs, they were every bit as effective, with much lower costs and far higher satisfaction by the paying customers, who they had very real incentives not to bother unless there was actually a reason.

      However, in that time, they did not work in train stations, they did not claim authority over bus terminals, and they most certainly did not touch hardly anyone's junk.

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    13. Re:Security theatre. by chuckugly · · Score: 2

      I have video footage of a mall in Asia where the entrance metal detector is shrieking every time someone walks through it; no one is stopped or even slowed down for several minutes until a grubby looking character is pulled aside, based on suspicion of being a Muslim or something I suppose.

  2. DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was about creating another welfare program.

    1. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's never 'welfare' if it involves defense spending: the spending doesn't have to actually increase security, or deliver a product that actually works(it's even acceptable to putz along for a decade or two until the project becomes so hopeless that it is quietly killed without ever delivering a product); but so long as it's for 'defense' and involves some sort of visible business, it's not welfare.

      Since this is bullshit, we simply treat it as axiomatically true, which sidesteps what would otherwise be a tedious and difficult matter of 'proof'.

    2. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct on your first comment, it was never about security. But its not about show. It is about compliance. The american government, controlled, by a small cabal of maniacs was led to attack the wrong people. And, you don't want the truth. And most seriously, read up on who and why of Iran/contra, a and Vietnam, b. And who was involved. Amazingly, they are millionaires now, who should have gone to jail for treason.

    3. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure it is. There are an additional quarter of a million people on the government payroll now, being overpaid to work meaningless, make-work jobs that do not produce anything, and in fact hinder useful productivity.

      That's a quarter million likely voters who will of course support DHS, Patriot Act, government security theater, and everything else that gets shoved down our throats, because their job and benefits depend on it.

    4. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The premise that DHS isn't about security is true enough. It's about control. Just to be clear, I think DHS is an abomination and should be abolished.

      So I'd really like to agree with you, but since you're obviously spring loaded to hate the notion of anybody working for the government, and biased to believe that they're all the same, vote the same, believe the same, etc. Stop listening to the corporate shill Tea Partiers and start using reason.

      Reason says that since DHS was created out of a bunch of other existing agencies that those employees whose existence you find so offensive already worked for the government at the time. The TSA is an exception: being yet another corporate giveaway to relieve airlines of the expense of providing security for their own property and leased facilities, they did hire people who weren't previously employed by the government.

      It is not in fact reasonable to believe that these people exist simply to provide votes, but you'll probably stick with that illogic due to ideology anyway.

    5. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was a lot of things to a lot of opportunists, but the main driver in the creation of the TSA was the fear after 9/11. This was an irrational response, since airport security did not "break down" and allow 9/11 to occur - box cutters were allowed on planes because it never occurred to anyone that someone would be able to hijack an airplane with a razor blade.

      On the bright side we have another example of how expensive and incompetent the government is at doing a straightforward task. I'm not saying that the private sector would be more competent, but they sure would be cheaper.

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    6. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A good offense is a good defense... Seriously, do you even strategy bro?

    7. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Senator Scumbag Shithead (who owns stock in companies the supply the TSA with equipment and "training"): "See? This is proof we need to spend more on the TSA for training and to hire "better" people!"

    8. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      Flew completely over your head, didn't it?

      The only reason TSA even still exists is the money, it's a useless, un-American, garbage organization.

    9. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ahodgson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since 95% of the tests failed, it's pretty obvious that there is in fact pretty much no one trying to take weapons on board planes in order to take them down; they would have succeeded multiple times since 9/11 otherwise.

    10. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by sjames · · Score: 2

      Not to worry, the private contractor will cheat the employees out of their pensions and the Feds will have to make up for it through various safety net programs.

    11. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      That is a gross distortion of what is being done, propagated by people with agendas. I suggest you read the actual language of what was required of them.

      The pre-funding "misunderstanding" (I'll be generous) is a result of the requirement that the Post Office project future liability. While they are required to calculate it, they only have to pay for current and past employees. In short, they are using industry-standard actuarial tables, and these tables are based on 75-year timeframes. So yes, in raw mathematical terms the actuarial tables are based in part on the lifetimes of people who are not yet born - but that is a far cry from actually funding "future employees". They are simply using good accounting practices now, which is quite a shock to a government organization. When the dust settles, the employees and Post Office will be on far better financial footing.

      Most private companies gave up pensions long ago because the government required them to be funded and it became clear how expensive they were. The government can still offer them because they are exempt from those rules and so the money is "free".

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  3. We need you people to multitask... by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Security theatre is now being asked to be aesthetic andeffective...

    Cheese and rice!

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  4. Wait a second guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All this means is that they failed to find FAKE plastic explosives and the like, not that they wouldn't find real stuff.

    Do a real test!

    1. Re:Wait a second guys! by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Sniffers have an entirely different problem: If they are too sensitive, they will trigger on a lot of people, as common fertilizer is a pretty potent explosive and many people handle that. Hence sniffers have basically been abandoned, as they do not work in practice.

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  5. Grandmas and Toddlers by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

    But they did manage to grope 8 out of 10 Grandmas and 5 out of 10 toddlers.

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    1. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces. Who knows what a terrorist might do if he smuggled 4 ounces of shampoo aboard a plane!

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    2. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah. This is important! If you have a gallon bottle of dangerous explosive liquids you must dump it to the trashcan at the checkpoint. Yes, the one that is by the long queue of people waiting to get through the check. That trashcan is made of superplastic than neutralizes all dangerous substances. Watch out citizen! Have your passport ready! Don't have too much liquids ready! (unless you keep it in your pocket, hand, or anywhere the security won't notice)

    3. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces.

      How big is the average human bladder?

    4. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny

      About 3 beers. ;-)

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    5. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by xaxa · · Score: 2

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces.

      How big is the average human bladder?

      400-600mL.

      ("3.4oz" is obviously an approximation of 100mL, which is the volume used outside the US.)

    6. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, then the stomach/kidney/bladder pipeline is about 3 beers then. ;-)

      I've ... er.. never measured output volume.

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    7. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces. Who knows what a terrorist might do if he smuggled 4 ounces of shampoo aboard a plane!

      That could be a bomb, throw it in the garbage over there!

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    8. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, I might not take down the plane ... but give me some asparagus and I'll make the the eyes water of everybody near the lav. ;-)

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  6. This makes me feel safe by GoddersUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've seen various comments/analysis on other sites about how unsafe this makes people feel. My response was completely the opposite: security is completely ineffective yet it's quite rare for terrorists to blow up airliners. Conclusion: terrorists don't pose a massive threat to our safety and we can do away with all the infringements of our liberties made in the name of safety from terrorists.

    Although, no doubt, the government will see it as an excuse to make airport security fondle your bollocks for a minimum of 30 seconds; after all, we've got to stop all those terrorists that aren't blowing up planes from blowing up planes!

    1. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      the government will see it as an excuse to make airport security fondle your bollocks for a minimum of 30 seconds;

      If you train them properly, you can even help reduce the healthcare budget.

    2. Re:This makes me feel safe by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or will revelations like this lead terrorists to try more often? If there terrorists think that there's a good chance they will be caught, they will spend more time making their plans, and only do something that's truly devastating (like 9-11). However, if it really is so easy to get weapons past security, it makes more sense to spend almost no time at all planning anything, and just do a lot of attempts since it seems like things are quite likely to succeed.

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    3. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no terrorist is gonna try to hijack a plane again,
      everyone on the plane will assume the plane would be flown into another building,
      any terrorist dumb enough to try after 9-11 is gonna get to experience mob justice first hand

    4. Re:This makes me feel safe by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They already knew that TSA screenings are security theater. It takes only a bit of casual observation, from the waiting lounge, to see which security personnel at which airport are competent or most overwhelmed. The 9/11 terrorists and any modern counterparts have opportunities to visit or travel through airports with _real_ security, like Egypt, Arabia, Pakistan, and Israel, and see the trade-offs between cost and security at all of them. There were compelling reasons that the 9/11 attackers chose Boston to fly from: one of the reasons was doubtless the very lax security at Logan Airport.

      Doing a "lot of attempts" winds up getting one attempt noticed and tightening up security at that airport and possibly others, so "do a lot of attempts" breaks down quickly. What a lot of attempts could do is drain the budget of the TSA and of airlines: overwhelming the staff with hundreds or thousands of false positives over a day or a week would cost the TSA and the airlines many millions of dollars, Simply wiping or spraying enough nitrate residues on a an escalator handrail would expose hundreds, even thousands of people in a day to explosive detection and wipe out the resources and budget of many TSA offices.

    5. Re:This makes me feel safe by Ogive17 · · Score: 2

      With cockpit doors being locked now, it seems stupid to do anything to an airplane these days. Sure, you might get a few hundred casulties and the loss of a plane and possible some casulties on the ground.. there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      TSA is smoke and mirrors. 9/11 cannot be replicated.. even if they somehow breached the cockpit doors the crew and passengers will not sit idley by.

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    6. Re:This makes me feel safe by SumDog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Terrorism...yea... that thing.

      Look carefully at the "underwear bomber." He was let onto the plan by an still unidentified Indian man. There are many who believe this was an FBI op. Shoe-bomber? Same shady situation. Even going back to the Pan-Am bombing, the CIA gave that man the explosives. They were suppose to give him non-functioning explosives. They actively sought to radicalize someone; making a criminal out of someone who wouldn't have been on their own. This is the definition of entrapment.

      EVERY SINGLE AIRPORT related "attack" was directly caused by the US. Every security precaution is "security theatre." Those rape-a-scanners? Keep in mind that people who have repeated CAT scans for medical purposes have a higher risk for cancer. The effects build over time for continual exposure. In 20 years, we're gong to see frequent flyers with cancers directly related to body scanners.

      The American media is not free. We live in a propaganda state. Oh brave new world, with such people in it.

    7. Re:This makes me feel safe by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      The trouble if you are OBL type is that people are only so dumb. You can convience them to die for the cause but far fewer want to volunteer for a job that most like will result in their being captured not killed and living out there days being force fed at camp X-Ray.

      IMHO the real vulnerability is the security line itself and the Boston bombing proves it. You can pack plenty of explosive to cause all kinds of carnage in bag that will plausibly be allowed as a carry on. Pick a busier airport, wait until you are in the middle of the security queue with people cordoned all around you in a big mass and BOOM! Most of these airports haven't got high ceilings and the screening area is in a corridor like space to prevent people from bypassing it. Look what the bomb in Boston did outdoors, think what harm it would do to people indoors!

      Such an act would certainly have the effect of terrifying people, of going anywhere near an airport and probably anywhere else they might be forced to queue. Is it as spectacular as slamming a airliner into sky scraper, nope, but if executed well still stands to kill or maim 1000 people give or take. It will still make folks afraid to travel with all the associated knock-on economic impacts. The current system does nothing to defend against this type of thread in fact it makes it far more likely.

      The whole cockpit door thing has more or less eliminated the reason a terrorist might have any interest of bringing weapons on a aircraft. If you can't control the plane anymore than all that is left to you is a Libyan style attack where you attempt to cause the plane to crash over a populated area. I suppose you might just want to transport weapons to an unrelated target as well but even the stupidest terrorists has to realize that there are ways to transport weapons with much lower detection risk than by airline. So I just don't see airliners being probably targets any more, when the airport offers a high probability of success, and will make a fine spectacle.

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    8. Re:This makes me feel safe by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure, you might get a few hundred casulties and the loss of a plane and possible some casulties on the ground.. there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      Yes, this is the obvious thing. I recall after 9/11 when people were actually freaked out by such possibilities. I had a couple friends who didn't even want to go to shopping malls for a few months, because there was fear that any large congregation of people could be a target.

      And then what happened?? Nothing.

      And people stopped worrying about all those other possibilities....

      Also, a fun stat on that "sure you might get a few hundred casualties" with a loss of a plane. Keep in mind that TSA is not free either. And I'm not just talking about cost or special scanners (whether they have medical consequences or not) or groping.

      I'm talking about how everyone was saddened after 9/11 about how much of a waste it was -- that so many people had "lost their lives" in their prime.

      Well, guess what? Run the math on the 600,000,000 passengers who board flights in the U.S. every year or so. For every minute/person the TSA wastes, that equates to roughly 1000 years of people's lifespans wasted cumulatively.

      If the TSA wastes 5 minutes on average for people standing in line and going through extra security crap, that's 5000 years of lifespans "lost" every year when people could be doing something else, being productive in their own lives. (And that doesn't even take into account how much time is wasted because people arrive early at airports just in case of a long security delay.)

      This may sound like a silly analysis, but it's time we're all forced to give out of our lives for no apparent reason just to board a plane.

      One could thus argue that the TSA is already wasting "hundreds of lives" every year, even if a plane doesn't go down... we don't need the terrorists to do it.

    9. Re:This makes me feel safe by turp182 · · Score: 2

      It's a rather cheap price to pay to push for true reform. It's not like dying in a war or anything, just annoying and inconvenient (which the system itself already is).

      Keep in mind that the OP suggested making people test positive for explosives residue, which I would guess is a serious Federal crime.

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    10. Re:This makes me feel safe by turp182 · · Score: 2

      I wish that would work.

      But, they would just start flying private 100% of the time. Same applies for high level business executives, they wouldn't miss their meetings. Only plebes fly commercial (even first class is cheap compared to flying private).

      I flew private once, the car dropped us at the plane on the tarmac and we just walked on (I didn't pay for it). This was a few years ago at a small side terminal at the Las Vegas airport with a private secure entrance (by secure I mean they vetted vehicles entering).

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    11. Re:This makes me feel safe by mjwx · · Score: 2

      It's already happened, multiple times. Shoe bomber. Underwear bomber.

      Yep, they'll try. Some people will try anything. But the game's different now. You had a virtual guarantee of success up until 9/11 plane #3. After that, the slightest error and you're more likely to go down in history as the loser guy who got stomped.

      Yep, organisations like HAMAS who used to take over planes to exert political pressure must be pissed at Al Queada. Before they used to be able to take over a plane and have everyone placidly sit there whilst they get one of their buddies freed from a western jail. Now they're just going to get ganked.

      I think it was Bruce Schneier who said the only two security improvements that came out of 11 September are that the cockpit door is locked and passengers will fight back.

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  7. On a positive note by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

    On a positive note: in 5% of the times it worked all the time.

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    1. Re:On a positive note by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      No they haven't succeeded 100% of the time. The TSA cannot point to any terrorist attack they have stopped but there have been attempts that were stopped by other means that we do know about so it seems that they actually fail 100% of the time at stopping attacks. There was the shoe bomber, and the underwear bomber who successfully got past security. What I have gleaned is that even though the TSA is about as effective at stopping terrorism as a jar of mayonnaise is, there are very very few actual terrorists, and those terrorists that are around are so incompetent I am surprised that they don't choke on their own tongue.

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  8. Like a penetration test at most companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    List the vulnerabilities at a company that fails penetration tests, watch the IT department fill out the checklist saying "we fixed that", lather, rinse, repeat.

    I've been in the IT group that was carefully banned from securing things because the architect and the CTO just found it a lot easier to be able to do anything they wanted, to any system they wanted, any time they wanted, without a paper trail or traceable history. It took me a while to figure out it was deliberate: then I found where the architect had SSH tunnels running from the finance company internal network to his home box, with passphrase free SSH keys with root access on both ends, with the keys on NFS shares on both ends.

    When I found that, and as the security consultant I was allowed to do nothing, I knew to make sure my checks were cashed *fast* and my resume already out elsewhere.

  9. And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nothing happened ...

  10. The did identify 100% of the water bottles by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    In their defense, they did find 100% of the water bottles being smuggled through. At least we are protected from that threat.

  11. from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Long time ago i served as a conscript in the Greek Special Forces: part of our training was to do infiltration inside (Greek) "regular" forces' bases - that was for us (S.F.) a training in missions we may do in a real war situation AND a test for the bases' security (on behalf of the regular army/navy/air force command)... while we (S.F.) almost always succeed (so, "regular" forces "failed"), i can guarantee the good status of Greek "regular" forces' base security.

    My point is that the methods (and level of "fake enemy") on those "friendly" security checks are very different from what most people (most "bad guys" included) will ever use.

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    1. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 2

      The difference in your example compared to the TSA is that even the Greek regular were professionals taking reasonable steps with proper training while the TSA has minimal training on ineffective measures of people who basically would otherwise likely be unemployable.

      I had to make it more clear (my fault): most people in the Greek military, both in my S.F. unit AND the "regular" forces, was and still are conscripts - the Greek military is a conscript based (all able men must serve), and actually my S.F. unit's professionals to conscripts ratio was higher than that of the regular forces'... so, in that analogy (TSA as Greek regular army) things are similar.

      It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to outsmart a TSA agent as people regularly get stuff past them that should easily have been caught by the old methods of screening and more so by the current ones.

      I don't know the level of the TSA agents (i would never tried to outsmart them!), so i can't comment on your first point, BUT i have to agree about the "old methods of screening". Again, from my limited experiance (and because of my former S.F. experience), i have worked for some time in the civilian VIP security business (mostly as a "dumb" bodyguard, close to former police officers who were the "brains")...i am afraid that the "political correctness" on this site will punish me for mentioning some things but anyway:
      When you have limited human and/or other resources you don't check a white woman's child just because... you know why (!)... you check Muhammad (plus his wife, and their children).

      There was a story a while back about the number of people accidentally getting their firearms past the TSA. These were likely people who had a carry permit and just automatically carry their firearm everywhere without thinking about it, much like you do with your wallet, watch, phone, etc. as it is something done automatically without thinking.

      I understand. In a normal situation (i.e., a NON "political correct"), if the guy is NOT Muhammad but just a (real...) American you act the way you must act... you know, don't make it a "situation"! What can i say: some of my old buddies from the S.F. who continued to become pro bodyguards/private security officers went to Israel/Russia for training... where "political correctness" is ridiculed, THANK GOD!

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    2. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 2

      You were conscripted into the military. But I bet you volunteered _and_ qualified for the SF.

      Yes Sir, you are right, i conscripted into the military (since every Greek men must do a mandatory service) but i volunteered for the S.F (most do it in a "pre-selection" phase about a year before their service starts, but you can also do it in the first week of your military service, when officers from S.F. visits every base for new concripts and does this "pre-selection") and then i qualified (2 months of more advanced selection and training phase in the S.F. central base and then 2 months more in specialized bases before officialy accepted in the S.F. - after that you get out of S.F. only if you ask, if you get seriously hurt, if you fail some major periodic tests or you can not perform in training for other reasons, or if you do something very stupid). But i was still a conscript, and while i served for 1.5 years (having the same training as a pro, with the pros in my unit), i can safely claim that i was of lower quality compared to profesional S.F. soldiers/officers - this is not out of modesty, just a honest criticism of my (and every other conscript's actually) "quality".

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  12. No big surprise by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    Given what I have inadvertently brought through over the years:
    About a dozen 3" 12 gauge shot gun shells (magnum goose loads)
    An almost full box of 20 7.62x54r rifle ammunition
    A 4"lock blade knife with a brass handle (multiple times), A small 2.5" folding knife
    This really doesn't come as a surprise, and I wasn't even trying to sneak the stuff past them. The ammo was in coat pockets the went through the X-ray machine at different times and the pocket knives were just left in my pocket as I went through their metal detector. But every time I bring my camera, a Pentax Spotmatic F with assorted lenses, it is off to the extra screening area for a pat down, explosives check, a game of 20 questions, and for them to dig through my stuff. Also the bulb cable really confuses them and I get accused of bringing a weapon onto a plane as they push the button and the cable extends out the other end a bit

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  13. Of course they failed 95% of the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's in the testers' interests to beat the system, and they know what all of the protocols and technologies involved are. Unlike a terrorist, they also don't need to use real munitions, or carry anything that would be practical for the previous or next phase of their plan. The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can, instead of trying to imitate the methods utilized by the people they're supposed to be training the checkpoints to spot. They're specifically targeting known weaknesses. A high failure rate is their objective!

    It's a possibly a good process but we can't write off the system as ineffective because of this result. It's just clickbait. "You're not safe!!! Monsters lurk behind every door!!!"

    1. Re:Of course they failed 95% of the time by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can, ...

      Hmm... Hardest tests? From TFS:

      In one case, an alarm sounded, but during the pat down, the screener failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to the undercover agent's back.

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  14. You don't stop terrorists by patting people down by Karmashock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You stop terrorists by first knowing who is getting on the planes in the first place. This is how Israel secures its airports. They know who you are before you even show up at the airport. They have multiple layers of people that are trained to spot suspicious behavior and act upon it.

    The second thing you do is give the plane an ability to defend itself when it is attacked. Let us just assume the terrorists get on the plane with whatever. What is the plane going to do to defend itself. I refer to the passengers, the flight attendants, the pilots, etc. What can they do to shut it down when it happens?

    The funniest thing that has come out of 9/11 is that the government was actually totally useless and that people... just people are far more useful. Because what is actually stopping terrorist attacks is that you cannot take over a plane like they did on 9/11 anymore. What allowed that to happen was that passengers didn't know what the terrorists were going to do. They thought the plane was going to Cuba or something. They didn't know they were going to be murdered en mass to murder thousands of other people. If you tried to do 9/11 today... the passengers would rip the terrorists apart. No government agency required.

    The TSA is at most stopping Richard Reed type attacks where someone just wants to blow the plane up. But you can't fly those planes into anything anymore because the passengers will just kill you.

    Here is my solution:

    1. Require a special ID to use commercial airplanes. The ID would require that you are on a list and they know who you are... transport on the system is not a right. If you're a suspicious person then the system might just say "take a bus". By all means open the system up to due process so if you think you're on a ban list then you can fight that in court. The system might also flag certain people out for more security when they show up at the security gate. So you'd still get to be on the plane but you personally would be going through extra security because the system doesn't trust you.

    2. Give flight attendants and pilots some defense training. That includes possibly giving them weapons. I have no problem for example with the pilot having a gun. If he can fly the plane into a mountain then he can be have a machine gun for all I care. He's fully capable of killing everyone on the plane as well as whomever is on the ground when the plane strikes. So give him a gun. If you want it to be one of those subsonic jobs that don't penetrate very far, that is fine. But lets not pretend the pilot can't kill everyone. He can.

    3. Upgrade the computer security on those planes. You shouldn't be able to control the auto pilot through the entertainment network accessed by wifi. That was fucking pathetic.

    4. The actual gate security can probably go back to what it was before 9/11 with the addition of checking special IDs and subjecting people to additional security if they're on a list. The vast majority of people would have much less to worry about.

    Things that would cause someone to get flagged... non-citizens might be inherently less trustworthy. Various age brackets and genders... if you're an old woman then you're just less likely to be a problem. That sort of thing. Of course this should link to the FBI and the NSA and the CIA so that if any of those groups had an issue with someone, then they could independently flag someone for the TSA.

    My objective here is to keep as many people safe as possible while maintaining the effiency of the transport network. Some people might say "this will lead to profiling and profiling is wrong"... profiling is a basic aspect of criminal investigation and intelligence work. Ever see Silence of the Lambs? It was about an FBI serial killer PROFILER. Profiling is fine so long as it isn't stupid. Profiling on the basis of race for example is stupid especially when that is the only variable. It can BE a variable so long as there is a reason for it. I'm not sure what reason you could use to justify it... but I'm open

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  15. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's impossible to stop all terrorists. We're simply reacting to the last attack, because there's no realistic way to stop the next one.

    Profiling might be somewhat useful, but it's doubtful. Disallowing large/serious weapons on a plane is a good thing simply because, without some amplification of strength, the numbers are wildly against any single attacker. Simple security is sufficient.

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  16. Re:Some Information About the TSA from 2007 by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Easy, because too many people in the general population thing it is a good thing that they are "At least trying to do something", and "What ever it takes to keep us safe". There is also a running theme where if a politician speak out about these things they get questioned in the media about how would they feel if a terror attack happened and it is implied that the blame would be placed on them. Love Rand Paul or hate him at least he has had the spine to provide a retort to these kind of accusations when they were leveled at him after his actions on Sunday over the PATRIOT act.

    The solution is to make it so that the politicians know that this is unacceptable. This can be done by contacting them by mail, e-mail, and phone, writing letters to the editor, talking to their campaign people and letting them know when they are out glad handing for votes, but all of this requires effort. Also even if the majority of people don't hold the position most are still apathetic so all that is needed is to give the impression that the majority (a very vocal minority) is against this and things will change, probably slower than we want. It helps if a few get bounced out of office in very public ways like getting primaried out in a safe seat. This requires more effort as one has to get enough people to show up a a prescient level to get a candidate on the ballot, and then get enough people out in the primary to get rid of the incumbent. The TEA Party did this with a number of republicans so it could be done again, but should be done in both parties so they both get the picture.

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  17. Most criminals are dumb by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What you're saying is that most criminals are dumb, and that's why security manages to catch them. Smart criminals are unlikely to get caught.

    If we accept that as true, and if we are willing to accept that life is never totally risk free, then all of TSA and Homeland Security could be abolished. Then the rest of the world could also stop complying with the idiotic restrictions (liquids, etc.) initiated by the US.

    Anyway, there is absolutely no evidence that security today is any better than it was pre-9/11. Without the security theater, we would save such huge amounts of time. I still remember fondly being able to show up at the airport 30 minutes before flight departure, show my ticket, walk onto the airplane. That's the way is was, and the way it should be again.

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  18. More like 57% effective by pr0t0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to this poll http://www.harrisinteractive.c..., about 57% of frequent flyers believe the current TSA procedures are making it safer to fly. The other 43% recognize them for the theatrics that they are.

    Sure, they find their fair share of fake novelty hand grenades and medieval weaponry in checked baggage. They even once saved a plane from the pudding cup my daughter left in her backpack (which naturally earned her a pat-down). But what the TSA was really doing was keeping a major mode of transportation operational for a brief time of uncertainty. As with all things government, the project's scope began to creep and pockets got lined while we stood in a line to have our pockets felt by a creep.

    57% think the TSA is money well spent. That is the metric by which the TSA measures itself.

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    1. Re:More like 57% effective by heypete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They even once saved a plane from the pudding cup my daughter left in her backpack (which naturally earned her a pat-down).

      My wife, then-infant daughter, and I had an interesting experience flying in the US: we often traveled with pre-packaged, ready-to-use UHT-sterilized bottles of formula just in case (a) my wife's milk production was insufficient at that moment and (b) we didn't have sufficient time or access to things like boiling water needed to make powdered formula. Since opening the sealed bottles defeats the point of UHT sterilization and starts the ~2 hour countdown after which the formula must be discarded, we asked them not to open the bottles.

      Typically this was no problem: they did some swab tests, x-rayed the bottles, and concluded that they were (correctly) harmless. Additionally, they said that not opening the bottles meant that either my wife or I needed to get a pat-down but they let us choose who got the touchy-feely treatment. Obviously, any bad guys would have the one without concealed contraband get the search, thus defeating the purpose of the search.

      At least that was better than Newark: the security screeners said they needed to do the swabbing and other tests before letting us proceed. However, the checkpoint was quite busy at the moment so they just had us stand around next to a table holding the bottles, my laptop, etc. for 10 minutes or so, then let us collect all the stuff and go. At no time were any of the tests they mentioned actually done.

  19. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    What would it achieve? No worse than what we have no with overall superior efficiency of the existing transport network.

    My idea is superior to what we have now. That's all.

    Don't let perfect be the enemy of the good. Something doesn't have to be perfect to be a good idea just because there is another system that is possibly better that NO ONE is going to implement.

    1. The point is to track people and give the TSA some real control over who is even allowed to buy a ticket.

    2. As to pilots flying something into a building etc... whatever dude. If you think the pilot isn't dangerous then I don't know what to tell you. The second pilot/flight attendant in the cockpit reduces risk but the pilot is quite dangerous if he wants to do something nasty.

    3. Yes it did happen. He pushed the throttle forward on one of the engines three times during the flight. Very slightly. Not enough that the pilot even noticed. Just enough to test it.

    As to better security versus airgap... in what way is an airgap not better security? Obviously it is... you're presuming to know specifically what I'd recommend when I didn't get specific enough for you to correct me by suggesting an airgap.

    I actually would prefer these systems be airgapped. Ask me next time instead of making an ass out of yourself and assuming. ;)

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  20. This is what we get for $7.3B? by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In billions. Total=$61B
    Departmental Operations 748,024
    Analysis and Operations(A&O) 302,268
    Office of the Inspector General (OIG) 145,457
    U.S. Customs & Border Protection (CBP) 12,764,835
    U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) 5,359,065
    Transportation Security Administration(TSA) 7,305,098
    U.S. Coast Guard (USCG) 9,796,995
    U.S. Secret Service (USSS) 1,895,905
    National Protection and Programs Directorate (NPPD) 2,857,666
    Office of Health Affairs (OHA) 125,767
    Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) 12,496,517
    FEMA: Grant Programs 2,225,469
    U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS) 3,259,885
    Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC) 259,595
    Science &Technology Directorate (S&T) 1,071,818
    Domestic Nuclear Detection Office (DNDO) 304,423

    https://www.dhs.gov/sites/defa...

    1. Re:This is what we get for $7.3B? by dj245 · · Score: 3

      Yeah, the Coast Guard is just a giant waste of money... Nice try. This is regarding TSA screening in airports, your laundry list is a different subject.

      I think that was for comparison purposes. As in, the TSA costs a lot more than a lot of other programs which actually accomplish something.

      Although it is a bit startling to me that the U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS) costs as much as it does. $3.2 billion a year, and that organization is basically only in charge of processing paperwork for people applying for visas, resident cards, and citizenship. AND they collect hefty fees for their services- we paid USCIS about $1500 in total for my wife's visa and permanent resident card. Many of their employment-based visa programs are even more expensive.

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  21. They don't do anything but annoy by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They don't scare the terrorists.

    If a terrorist wants to blow up a plane, they use a Surface to Air Missile from just outside the airport.

    If they want to hijack a plane, it won't work anymore because the doors are heavily locked - any explosive capable of opening the cockpit door will crash the plane.

    The routinely miss liquids - water, suntan lotion, etc. I traveled with someone that packed suntan lotion in a carry on bag and they missed it. They found and took the blade out of his safety razor, but missed the suntan lotion.

    Even their own original studies claim that any benefit is far exceeded by the cost. The basic rule for MOST government agencies is if the cost exceeds $1 million per life saved, don't bother - smoke detectors cost $210,000 per life saved. http://www.econ.ucsb.edu/~tedb/Courses/UCSBpf/readings/interventions.pdf

    But the TSA argues they should be allowed to spend $10 million per life saved - and admit they actually cost $180 million per life saved. https://www.schneier.com/blog/...

    Their budget should be cut to 1% of what it currently is, that way we will only be spending twice what we spend on other industries to save lives.

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  22. They do what they're trained to do by xtal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..which is NOT to detect weapons.

    They're trained to detect common tools, water bottles, and other harmless items to harass people. This performance is what is incentivized and reinforced, so that's what is optimized.

    Security theatre doesn't work. Security that works offends people.

    C'est la vie. Shoes off!

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  23. Re:Government union workers by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So do CEOs and politicians.

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  24. Re:Probably shouldn't have made this public by myowntrueself · · Score: 2

    The illusion of effectiveness was the only real deterrent the TSA had to keeping terrorists from bringing explosives onto planes. Now that the illusion is gone, what's stopping them?

    I would have thought that the terrorists would have been doing dry runs with disposable assets like (Richard Reid, shoe bomber) and would know exactly how vulnerable the system is. Reids shoes did have real explosives in them but they were (apparently deliberately) configured so as to be inert. There was no threat to the airplane (you don't set off plastic explosives by igniting it with a match).

    This was likely part of a larger scheme to map out the vulnerabilities in the air transit system. You can bet that the terrorists have known for a long time just how ineffective the TSA is.

    The larger question is why haven't planes been falling out of the sky all this time? My guess is they are saving it for something really big, something special and memorable.

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  25. Is it even about "security"? by swb · · Score: 2

    From publicized "tests" of the TSA to real world situations where people sneak onto a flight without a ticket, I question whether the TSA process is even really about stopping threats or whether it's really about conditioning people to accept a heavy-handed, intrusive "security" as a normal party of daily life.

  26. Perfect timing... by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    Just as we are discussing the renewal of the Patriot Act. The Patriot Act, just like the TSA, has been absolutely worthless in stopping any terrorist attacks. I knew that the TSA was doing a poor job but a 95% failure rate is laughable. Basically that means that they are only doing 5% better than if there were no security whatsoever.

    I remember back when this whole farce was unfolding and how the government was going on about how we shouldn't trust the airlines and their subcontracted security folks and how Uncle Sam can do it so much better.

    Well, 7 billion a year later this is what we have to show for it. 95% failure rate. Numerous scandals within the TSA. Not a single potential terrorist attack foiled by the TSA. And every single airline passenger is inconvenienced as a result of it.

    Those subcontracted rent-a-cops that the airlines used to hire are looking pretty good right now.

  27. freedom vs privacy by manu144x · · Score: 2

    So the conclusion is that no matter how many rights you remove, and privacy you invade (they can strip you naked if they suspect anything) the bad guys will still find a way to do their stuff? Hmm...I never would have guessed.

  28. On the positive side by Lucas123 · · Score: 2

    After my last airport screening, I'm now fairly confident that I don't have colon cancer.

  29. The TSA, because math doesn't matter. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    USA citizens killed by terrorists in 2011? 17 ( http://www.theatlantic.com/int... ). About the same number killed by furniture.

    USA citizens killed by automobiles in 2011? 32,479 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... )

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  30. Physical Security is a Deterrent by StikyPad · · Score: 2

    Physical security (standing watch) is one of the most monotonous, thankless, and just plain boring jobs. At best you may be have spurts of attentiveness, but the rest of the time you're faking it. Fake badges (as tests) would get through at least 90% of the time, unless you saw someone coming who you knew was likely to test your attentiveness, or it happened to be during a spurt of attentiveness. The toughest physical security is going to be a bouncer, because he knows with 100% certainty that multiple underage patrons are going to try to sneak in on his watch, but even then dozens will, even without a bribe.

    The most unrealistic aspect of first person shooters isn't the shitty AI, it's the AI's hypervigilance and flawless ability to instantly identify a threat on sight.

  31. None of this will make the TSA work (expert) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Look, the TSA has never worked.

    It never will work.

    As someone with extensive counter-terrorism experience and who started off as a combat field engineer, I can tell you that it is a total farce and waste of time and money.

    Anyone with even a minor bit of experience or training can get through them. Just for fun I've usually put forbidden items during half of my trips, knowing they'd never spot them, due to their methods.

    The full body scans are even more useless.

    Just end it and stop wasting our scarce tax dollars which should be used overseas by nuking Pakistan and Saudi Arabia with extreme prejudice. Neither of which is our ally.

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  32. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and whenever anyone attempts to raise awareness to these issues (Snowden, for example), we just throw them to the wolves.