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General Mills To Drop Artificial Ingredients In Cereal

schwit1 writes: General Mills announced Monday that it will be removing artificial colors and flavoring from its cereal products over the next two to three years. The company said that Trix and Reese's Puffs will be some of the first cereals to undergo the changes adding that cereals like Lucky Charms that have marshmallows may take longer to reformulate. They say 90 percent of their cereals will have no artificial ingredients by the end of 2016. "We've continued to listen to consumers who want to see more recognizable and familiar ingredients on the labels and challenged ourselves to remove barriers that prevent adults and children from enjoying our cereals," said Jim Murphy, president of General Mills cereal division, in a statement.

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  1. Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Like high fructose corn syrup? Because HFCS doesn't grow on trees, whereas certain red dyes do at least grow on beetles.

    Finally, Cookie Crisp might actually taste like Cookie Crisp once again.

    (Disclaimer: I really don't have the foggiest if Cookie Crisp is General Mills, Post, or whatever. Not the point.)

    1. Re:Artificial? by reboot246 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      HFCS is the worst offender, but even simple fructose is bad. It goes straight to the liver. You should keep your intake of the stuff to the barest minimum you can. It's as bad as alcohol for your body, and you don't even get the benefit of a buzz. Just lay off the fructose and your liver will thank you.

      Stick to dextrose (glucose) for your sweetener. It's much easier to digest. Just don't go overboard with it.

    2. Re:Artificial? by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      Like high fructose corn syrup? Because HFCS doesn't grow on trees, whereas certain red dyes do at least grow on beetles.

      You say that as if soaking raw cane/beets in lime to get "raw" sugar is a natural process...

    3. Re: Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fructose itself is fine... as long as it's in fruit you are actually eating.

    4. Re:Artificial? by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) is not the presence of fructose. Sucrose (cane/beat sugar) is a disaccharide combination of the monosaccharides glucose and fructose. The body breaks down sucrose into glucose and fructose using an enzyme. The problem with HFCF is that it simpler molecules are absorbed into the body must faster than of they had to be broken down first. Spikes in sugar in the bloodstream strain the liver and get stored into fat.

    5. Re:Artificial? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) is not the presence of fructose. Sucrose (cane/beat sugar) is a disaccharide combination of the monosaccharides glucose and fructose. The body breaks down sucrose into glucose and fructose using an enzyme. The problem with HFCF is that it simpler molecules are absorbed into the body must faster than of they had to be broken down first. Spikes in sugar in the bloodstream strain the liver and get stored into fat.

      This video Sugar: The Bitter Truth explains the fructose metabolism you describe in detail and how fructose gets metabolized much like alcohol, but without the limiting effects of consuming too much alcohol ... From the YouTube blurb:

      Robert H. Lustig, MD, UCSF Professor of Pediatrics in the Division of Endocrinology, explores the damage caused by sugary foods. He argues that fructose (too much) and fiber (not enough) appear to be cornerstones of the obesity epidemic through their effects on insulin.

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    6. Re:Artificial? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      HFCS is the worst offender

      Is it? That HFCS is "bad" is something that everyone "knows", despite little or no evidence. The NIH did a comprehensive review of research on fructose, and found no basis for believing that replacing other sugars with fructose leads to obesity, or is worse for you than sucrose or glucose in any way. Yes, you should try to reduce the amount of sugar in your diet, but there is no reason to single out fructose over other sugars.

    7. Re:Artificial? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Like high fructose corn syrup? Because HFCS doesn't grow on trees, whereas certain red dyes do at least grow on beetles.

      You say that as if soaking raw cane/beets in lime to get "raw" sugar is a natural process...

      Not to mention one method of soybean processing:

      Solvent extraction: This process, which is the one used most commonly around the world, uses hexane to leach or wash (extract) the oil from flaked oilseeds. This method reduces the level of oil in the extracted flakes to one percent or less.

      Yum.

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    8. Re:Artificial? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 0

      Sucrose (cane/beat sugar) is a disaccharide combination of the monosaccharides glucose and fructose. The body breaks down sucrose into glucose and fructose using an enzyme. The problem with HFCF is that it simpler molecules are absorbed into the body must faster than of they had to be broken down first. Spikes in sugar in the bloodstream strain the liver and get stored into fat.

      [Citation needed]

      I've looked extensively for studies actually contrasting metabolic effects of HFCS vs. sucrose, and I've only found TWO -- one of which has a questionable subject set for drawing general conclusions.

      Meanwhile, I've also seen quite a few studies which have shown no significant metabolic response difference between HFCS vs. sucrose. Pure fructose vs. sucrose? Absolutely. HFCS? Not very much.

      I wish HFCS would be removed from most products because it's overused, generally unnecessary, and only economically makes sense because of stupid corn subsidies. But that doesn't automatically mean it has all these supposed nasty metabolic effects that "natural foods" wackos claim (usually using studies on PURE fructose to back them up). If you seriously have new studies on this, I'd like to see them.

      The problem in the U.S. is excess sugar consumption, period. Drinking a Coke with cane sugar is not going to make you significantly healthier than drinking one with an equivalent amount of HFCS.

    9. Re:Artificial? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that you ask for citations yet give none.

    10. Re:Artificial? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I've looked extensively for studies actually contrasting metabolic effects of HFCS vs. sucrose, and I've only found TWO
      Then log off from google, browse/search/google anonymously.
      You likely find much more "evidence".

      If you seriously have new studies on this, I'd like to see them.
      What do you mean with "new"?

      We know this since the mid 1970s ... seems you are stuck in a backyard.

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    11. Re:Artificial? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Every time the anti-mcdonalds pink slime food processing videos reared their ugly heads, I just imagined tofu as it is presented for consumption, and thanked God for pink slurry meat.

    12. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've got it backwards, you don't want things that are easier to digest, you want things that are more difficult to break down and result in a lower spike in blood sugar.

    13. Re:Artificial? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The problem with High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) is not the presence of fructose.

      What a state we've come to now that Sucrose is considered healthy.

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    14. Re:Artificial? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      HFCS is the worst offender

      Is it? That HFCS is "bad" is something that everyone "knows", despite little or no evidence.

      Because people believe anything a cometing industry puts out. HFCS has been at the top of the heap so it's competitors want to take it down.

      Please to pardon Sam Kinison Rant

      "It's SUGAR!!!!!! It's Fucking SUGAR!!!!! It's all fucking POISON!!!!!!! Sucrose Fructose, FUCKTOSE!!!! it's all bad!!!!!! Quit fucking Kidding yourselves!!!!!! Its SUGAR!!!!"

      Rant off.

      Phew. All better now...

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    15. Re: Artificial? by mattcoz · · Score: 1

      The problem with HFCS is that it is dirt cheap and companies can put tons of it in everything.

    16. Re: Artificial? by mattcoz · · Score: 1

      Correct, corn does not grow on trees, you get a gold star.

    17. Re:Artificial? by quenda · · Score: 1

      Its not HFCS specifically.
      Other countries like Australia use plain old sucrose, and have followed the same path of increased obesity and diabetes.

      And sugar is only one part of the changes is diet and activity.

    18. Re:Artificial? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Too much of anything is unhealthy

    19. Re:Artificial? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Too much of anything is unhealthy

      No kidding. But one might be able to eat more corn on the cob than say arsenic, no doubt.

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    20. Re: Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lustig is generally considered an alarmist outside of his acolytes.

    21. Re:Artificial? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      Bingo. It's popular to attack HFCS because naturalist religion is afraid of the name (i.e. they have this stupid belief that any chemical name means unnatural and therefore evil,) but the reality is that all refined sugars are equally bad

    22. Re:Artificial? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I wish HFCS would be removed from most products because it's overused, generally unnecessary, and only economically makes sense because of stupid corn subsidies

      It actually has a bit of a tangier taste to it. Compare for example regular mountain dew to the throwback version in the white can. Basically the only difference is one uses hfcs and the other uses cane sugar. They're both equally bad for you, but the taste is distinctively different.

      Oh and by the way, both kinds of sugars come from very closely related plants, and both use a refining process to extract the sugar from the plant in its purest form. HFCS just goes by a chemical name rather than a colloquial name because its use started coming about quite some time after chemistry became an actual science.

      The naturalist food religion basically bashes anything with a chemical name, forgetting entirely that just about everything you eat has a chemical name associated with it.

      The sad thing is that just when you thought old religions were reaching their tipping point, here comes the food religion to try to derail science.

    23. Re: Artificial? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      No, the problem is that sugar tariffs mean the price of other sugars are artificially priced high. Most countries use sugar where the US uses HFCS, even in poorer countries, because sugar isn't artificially priced higher.

    24. Re:Artificial? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      High Fructose Corn Syrup comes from Corn (hence the name Corn Syrup). Not really a tree, but a plant nonetheless. Grinding up beetles (you don't think they peel them do you?) I would expect grosses more people out than corn.

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    25. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The version of corn syrup that isn't high-fructose corn syrup actually contains no fructose at all. It's just glucose syrup. You just have to look for a brand that doesn't add HFCS to their corn syrup. (HFCS truly is added to everything.)

      However, for sweetening purposes, I prefer artificial sweeteners. I realize everyone despises them, but I see that as a plus, since it has caused people to spend the last 50 years trying to pin cancer and other ill health effects on aspartame, and so it has been studied more than any other food additive and so we know that the stuff is perfectly safe. I also prefer to use it only in beverages, as I don't want my brain to be under the impression that when sugar cravings hit, it needs to consume calories to satisfy them. (I only use sweeteners at all because I'm hopelessly addicted to sweetness. I've otherwise given up sugar entirely, and have spent the last six months losing 5 pounds per month despite no other dietary restrictions or exercise.)

      Meanwhile, people are only just now starting to look at sugar which has had a free pass until now, likely because it's a simple five-letter word that every one of us has known since the age of two, and plus it tastes totally wonderful, unlike aspartame which we all experienced at the age of ten when we opened one of those packets in a resturant and tasted the contents and thought "this tastes like poison," an experience we would recall later in life as evidence that the stuff is obviously a toxic chemical that causes cancer.

    26. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      high fructose corn syrup isn't a chemical name. I don't think people avoid corn syrup because of the name. I worked in a wet corn milling plant. I don't know that I describe mixing corn starch with hydrochloric acid and then using enzymes to convert glucose into fructose as an "extraction" process. But to each his own.

    27. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using corn for suger is super wasteful. that is why it is bad. corn cultivation is a misuse of some of the most productive ag land on earth. That is why it is bad. Subsidizing it is stupid and unfair. That is why it is bad. Adding sugar to your diet is bad. that is why it is bad.

    28. Re:Artificial? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Haha. So true. Tofu has to have one of the most nasty look and texture of tofu. It combines rubbery with slimy in one go.

    29. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HFCS is the worst offender

      Is it? That HFCS is "bad" is something that everyone "knows", despite little or no evidence. The NIH did a comprehensive review of research on fructose, and found no basis for believing that replacing other sugars with fructose leads to obesity, or is worse for you than sucrose or glucose in any way. Yes, you should try to reduce the amount of sugar in your diet, but there is no reason to single out fructose over other sugars.

      Yes, everyone know that fat makes you fat! Get rid of that coconut oil and change to something corn oil. Also, put down the steak and pickup something like a baked potato with margerine or maybe a nice Heart Healthy helping of pasta!

      No really, what do they say?

    30. Re:Artificial? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Is it? That HFCS is "bad" is something that everyone "knows", despite little or no evidence. The NIH did a comprehensive review of research on fructose, and found no basis for believing that replacing other sugars with fructose leads to obesity, or is worse for you than sucrose or glucose in any way. Yes, you should try to reduce the amount of sugar in your diet, but there is no reason to single out fructose over other sugars.

      You are misinterpreting the abstract you pointed to. First, the NIH did not research the link between HFCS and increased BMI (weight gain). They "reviewed" existing studies. The conclusion of the review is that it discredits the non-scientific studies that have been done in the past (both showing an increase in obesity or not) and specifically states that there is not enough scientificly valid data to reach a conclusion one way or the other. It strongly recommends that more scientific research is needed specifically targeting the effect of HFCS and increased BMI.

    31. Re:Artificial? by beschra · · Score: 1

      Trees? No. Corn? Yes, hence the name.

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    32. Re: Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh no. We subsidize corn heavily. Corn is artificially very cheap, that combined with sugar tariffs causes a huge problem.

    33. Re:Artificial? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that you ask for citations yet give none.

      It's a well-established fact that pure fructose causes weird metabolic effects. Unfortunately, because most people who don't know anything about chemistry assume "high fructose" means "almost all fructose" or something, they assume that studies must apply to HFCS, even when HFCS is very similar in composition to disassociated sucrose. Heck, start with Wikipedia -- the HFCS article cites a bit of possibly irrelevant stuff about pure fructose, and then a number of studies that claim there's probably no significant medical difference between HFCS and sucrose.

      And that's improved since I first read that article some years ago, when it was almost all about irrelevant fructose studies.

      I've tried really hard to find studies showing HFCS is bad -- because I know a lot of people who are emotionally interested in this, and I wanted to support them. But the science just isn't there yet -- which is why I asked for citations. As I said, I've seen two studies in the past five years or so which seem to show small effects, but those are contradicted by a number of other studies which haven't. So, as far as I'm concerned, the "jury is still out."

      I don't like processed foods. I'd be happy if HFCS disappeared off the face of the earth. But that doesn't mean it's okay to go around making unsupported claims... I asked for citations because I am legitimately curious and want to know if there's something I've missed.

    34. Re:Artificial? by crtreece · · Score: 1
      OMG. Have you heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide? This is some serious stuff, and it's EVERYWHERE!

      For example, DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

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    35. Re:Artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you be the first (and only person) to stop consuming it and the world will be a better place in not to long. OK, fuck-face?

      So that and well, just fuck off. OK?

  2. question by SirSlud · · Score: 0

    I assume it's healthier to drop the artificial ingredients as a final step, rather than add them during the mixing process like they do currently?

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    1. Re:question by SirSlud · · Score: 0

      *drop the artificial ingredients in as a final step

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    2. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The first thing to realize is that the summary and the linked article are muddying terms. The GM press release (I think that's the text of the official press release) doesn't actually mention "artificial ingredients" but rather the clunkier phrasing "artificial flavors and colors from artificial sources". So it's not all "artificial ingredients", just the artificial colors and flavors. (So things like synthetically produced vitamins, emulsifiers and preservatives aren't necessarily covered by this announcement.) Artificial colors and flavors are rather easier to remove than some of the other artificial ingredients.

      The tricky part with replacing artificial colors and flavors isn't removing them - you could just remove them without any other changes, but you typically end up with cereal the color and flavor of the box it's packaged in. Instead, the problem is working out a processing scheme where you can replace the colors and flavors with "natural" alternatives without substantially altering the palatability to the consumer. You take out FD&C Red 40 and replace it with beetroot extract - which while still red is not the same shade and brightness of red. This means you have to tweak the recipe (e.g. find a mix of natural pigments) and hope that consumers don't mind the more muted colors.

      Depending on how much you want the new product to look and taste like the old (rather than like cardboard), you may need a substantial reformulation of the ingredients and processing. Natural colors and flavors tend to be more sensitive than the artificial versions, so they can fade on heating or storage, requiring a retooling of the production line to compensate.

    3. Re: question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares about the artificial color of food and most people want it removed. Consumers have demanded this removal for three decades, yet GM is acting now? Let me tell you what is happening. People are no longer buying their crappy products.

    4. Re: question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just use "natural flavors". These so called natural flavors get produced naturally... by fungi. All natural. No artificial chemistry involved. Just natural production by natural fungi naturally. Get it? I love the labeling the food industry uses ;)

      If you dont believe it just google for "natural flavors growing fungi". Eye opening what possible "naturally"

    5. Re: question by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      I haven't been demanding it. I don't know anybody else who has either. Most people I know understand the concept of food coloring (like what you buy for cake decorating) and aren't bothered by it.

      The only people that are rabidly opposed to it are the natural food religious zealots. They don't really give a shit if science has found it safe, they just hate seeing chemical names on their food labels and assume that because it doesn't sound like the name of a plant or a vitamin, why then without a doubt it must be bad for you because it's not as gaia intended.

      So for example, you can't use the word "ascorbic acid" on a food label, because a religious nut will flip out and think it's an evil chemical. So instead you have to use the colloquial name for the same molecule, which is vitamin c.

    6. Re:question by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The real question is, whether the problem with artificial ingredients, is just a problem with regard to specific artificial ingredients that are just selected to mimic a specific characteristic of a natural ingredients (flavour, odour, texture, anti-biotic activity) with little regard to the other characteristics of that artificial ingredient and those other characteristics causing problems.

      Would a completely artificial food, properly engineering for safe consumption and low allergen characteristics with an indigestible fibre added for digestive function be a suitable goal. Logically it could prove far safer than genetic manipulation and ever increasing levels of toxins in the environment. Rather than fake food pretending to be natural food how about actual completely engineered artificial foods. Taste is important though, as it allows active dietary control via flavour profiles, a preference for particular minerals via varying flavour preferences.

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    7. Re: question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am very much concerned about the artificial colors in foods and also In my medications. I found about a year ago that I am allergic to yellow , blue and red dyes. I coughed incessantly for 9 months and could not sleep. I felt like I was bouncing off the walls. Lived on about 2 1/2 hours of sleep a night for 9 months. My doctor took me off of my colored medications 2 at a time. Within a week my incessant coughing was gone. My normal sleep patterns returned. Now I have to watch foods with artificial coloring also. I am happy to see more is being done about it. The yellow color is the worst. I am concerned about children and adults that have ADD and ADHD. Are they giving them medications with color in them that is making even more hyper !!!!

    8. Re: question by jonnyj · · Score: 1

      ...The only people that are rabidly opposed to it are the natural food religious zealots. They don't really give a shit if science has found it safe, they just hate seeing chemical names on their food labels and assume that because it doesn't sound like the name of a plant or a vitamin, why then without a doubt it must be bad for you because it's not as gaia intended...

      I very rarely choose to buy food with colourings, flavourings or preservatives, either artificial or natural. My rationale is terribly simple and bears no resemblance to your suppositions.

      Almost all food tastes and looks pretty good when it's first harvested or slaughtered. If it's been processed to the point where the colour and taste need to be enhanced in some way, or if it's going to hang around in a warehouse for long enough to need preservatives, I figure that there's a pretty good chance that a load of invisible nutrients have degraded as badly as the visible and olfactory components. I'm sure I'm not always right, but I'm happy with that assumption as a rule of thumb.

    9. Re:question by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      The real question is, whether the problem with artificial ingredients, is just a problem with regard to specific artificial ingredients that are just selected to mimic a specific characteristic of a natural ingredients (flavour, odour, texture, anti-biotic activity) with little regard to the other characteristics of that artificial ingredient and those other characteristics causing problems.

      Would a completely artificial food, properly engineering for safe consumption and low allergen characteristics with an indigestible fibre added for digestive function be a suitable goal. Logically it could prove far safer than genetic manipulation and ever increasing levels of toxins in the environment. Rather than fake food pretending to be natural food how about actual completely engineered artificial foods. Taste is important though, as it allows active dietary control via flavour profiles, a preference for particular minerals via varying flavour preferences.

      Most things that people eat are completely engineered artificial foods. Real food does not contain ingredients. An apple is an apple. An egg is an egg and a chicken leg is a chicken leg. On the other hand, if there are ingredients listed on the label, then it is already engineered and most likely artificial. It is possible to have ingredients that are all foods in and of them self. A cobb salad could be an example, but even though it might not be artificial, if you are buying it pre-packaged, it is still engineered.

    10. Re: question by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Almost all food tastes and looks pretty good when it's first harvested or slaughtered. If it's been processed to the point where the colour and taste need to be enhanced in some way, or if it's going to hang around in a warehouse for long enough to need preservatives

      That's almost never why. If you've ever had a fruit tree in your back yard, or seen actual corn in a field before, you'd know that not all food ends up the same color. Some people misinterpret it as exactly what you're doing now (assuming it's just outdated) when in reality it's perfectly fine (i.e. the taste isn't impacted, nor is the nutritional content.) That's where coloring comes in.

      Anyways as for the food religion's common complaint about processing and not being fresh, I just have the following two points to make:

      - If you ever cook, grind, or otherwise modify food in any way prior to eating, congratulations, it's processed.
      - Thanks to refrigeration and other preservation inventions of the 19th century and later, most people eat more fresh food now than they ever have.

  3. Define "artificial". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Really. Define that word in an accurate, unambiguous way. I challenge you.

    Even if you could do this, the most toxic things in cereals are natural byproducts. See Acrylamide.

    1. Re:Define "artificial". by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      You sound pretty indignant about the whole thing but without the glove slap to the face I'm not really feeling this challenge.

    2. Re:Define "artificial". by aaron4801 · · Score: 4, Informative

      We don't really have to. The FDA already has:
      http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/cfrsearch.cfm?fr=101.22
      Right at the top. (a)(1).

    3. Re:Define "artificial". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One defining sentence followed by 4 pages of exceptions. Not really clear or unambiguous at all. Just because the FDA defines something, that doesn't mean it's a definition which makes any sense or has any consistency or validity.

    4. Re:Define "artificial". by narcc · · Score: 1

      It's better than nothing. Besides, I suspect this is the definition General Mills is using.

      (After all, it's the definition he used when he lead his troops to victory in WWII.)

    5. Re:Define "artificial". by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      The most toxic things in these cereals are the fact that most servings that most people pour into their bowl have twice the amount of carbohydrates that you should have in a day.

      If you wanted a filling portion of that size that doesn't have too many carb based calories, then you wouldn't ever eat cereal.

    6. Re:Define "artificial". by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I much prefer to follow General Principle, to the chagrin of those who know me.

      "Why did you do that?"
      "General Principle gave me direct orders to do so."
      "Huh?"
      "You know, General Principle and all that."
      "You're a fucking freak."
      "I know. I know."
      "Seriously, has anyone ever told you that you are insane?"
      "As in today or...?"
      "Weirdo."
      "General Principle."

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  4. Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    PERSON 1: "Well, you know we can always use natural sources for color."
    PERSON 2: "But we've always used petroleum-based colors in our cereals."
    PERSON 1: "It would probably cut back on all of the side effects our internal studies have proven, like increased obesity, hypertension disorder, ADD..."
    PERSON 2: "But it still costs more."
    PERSON 1: "Well....I can get some numbers togeth..."
    PERSON 2: "Let's go to lunch, I know a really good Hooters just down the street."
    PERSON 1: "....Ok."

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    1. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, arsenic would be considered a natural flavoring.

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    2. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

      arsenic would be considered a natural flavoring.

      Arsenic is considered a natural flavoring just as much as gunpowder is and would land General Mills execs in prison for knowingly having it put in their cereals.

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    3. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right finally we can get some real flavor to that box of arsenic and honey i pick up every week

    4. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i think you mean a 'nominal fine' far below the illicit gains and with no admission of guilt.

    5. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      Arsenic enters your food chain legally through fruit and rice foodstuffs, and has an acceptable legal level in the US and Europe.

      IIRC, gunpowder is a 3>2>1 mixture of sulphur, saltpeter, and charcoal. Sulphur dioxide is a food preservative, probably used in the raisins and other preserved fruit in yuor breakfast cereal... within legally recognized tolerances.

      So no. No jail for the GM GMs.

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    6. Re: Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is found naturally in some foods, such as apple seeds.

    7. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate the power of Facebook. Publicly shaming corporations such as GM is a HUGE PR hit if they actually started introducing such things into their cereals, even in small, legal doses. Just imagine if they started putting Sodium Fluoride in their cereals under the presumption that it would help kids fight cavities.

      There's a million-large bandwagon of people ready to post about stuff like this and get the word out that even tolerable levels of this kind of stuff is included in their kids' food intentionally. Naturally occurring, sure, you can't shame an apple tree. But you can shame a company. And believe it or not, they're paying very close attention to what people post on socnets.

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    8. Re: Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the public outcry if they knew that "natural flavors" can be grown by fungi? Sorry, havent seen it.

      Or you mean the public outcry that stopped Monsanto et. al.?

    9. Re:Early corporate boardroom conversation leak by master_kaos · · Score: 1

      Not really. I work in the Animal Health field, and many manufacturers put arsenic in the animal feed. They have been cracking down on it in the past couple years though, but still is fairly common.

  5. What are natural flavors, really? by Dorianny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is absolutely no difference between a flavor-ant that has been isolated and extracted (with chemical processes and solvents in most cases) starting with a natural source and the same chemical that has been produced with a chemical process starting with purified raw ingredients.

    1. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by aralin · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I say I am in mood for strawberry, I mean strawberry, not beetle wings. Is that really so much to ask?

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    2. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      and that list goes on, and on, and on, and on.

      Artificial colors and flavors have little to do with "flavor-ant that has been isolated and extracted (with chemical processes and solvents in most cases) starting with a natural source and the same chemical that has been produced with a chemical process starting with purified raw ingredients". Most are carcinogens or hormonal disruptors. Defending their usage as "same as in nature" is ignorance at best.

    3. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Inferno+Vulpix · · Score: 0

      But if the beetle wings taste like strawberries, why would you care?

    4. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 1

      Sure, if your goal is to isolate the same exact chemical. However, the goal of artificial flavoring is merely to taste similar, not achieve chemical parity with natural flavorings.

    5. Re: What are natural flavors, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificial strawberry tastes nothing like the berry. Strawberry Quick is a whole other flavor than pured strawberries.

    6. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It's possible strawberries taste like beetle wings rather than beetle wings taste like strawberries.

      Many flavors you like probably evolved in response to various insects back in the primate days and earlier, back to the vole things that survived the dinosaurs.

      Bacon tastes like worms, not worms like bacon. Or whatever that is. X 1000 flavors.

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    7. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      It's not that much to ask, but do you know for sure what you're really asking for?

    8. Re: What are natural flavors, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificial strawberry tastes nothing like the berry. Strawberry Quick is a whole other flavor than pured strawberries.

      Then buy yourself some strawberries and a blender and stop whining!

    9. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Artificial colors and flavors have little to do with "flavor-ant that has been isolated and extracted (with chemical processes and solvents in most cases) starting with a natural source and the same chemical that has been produced with a chemical process starting with purified raw ingredients". Most are carcinogens or hormonal disruptors.

      The dose makes the poison. Water can be toxic if consumed in large quantities. Mercury can be harmless or highly toxic depending on which type of molecule you ingest and in what quantity.

      Red #40 is harmless in the quantities used. Hint: that box of Froot Loops has less than a drop in it. But I would not want to drink a pint of the stuff.

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    10. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was referring to actual strawberries in it, not strawberry as the "flavor" which the food industry has redefined it to mean.

    11. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Please be aware that the following is a joke, always wanted to do this one:

      I'm allergic to strawberries you insignificant clod!

      Which is sad, I do like strawberries, but can't eat them fresh.

    12. Re:What are natural flavors, really? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Chlorine and Sodium are pretty much toxic separately, but I don't think anyone completely avoids NaCL on their food.

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  6. before the 'bad science' complaints by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This change has nothing to do with health or whether one additive is more deadly than another additive. For all we know the new formulations are going to be more deadly to humans. I can't imagine that Trix can said to actually nutritional for any human person, although Trix Yogurt used to be one of the less offensive brands of yogurt like food stuff. This change has to do with market differentiation and convincing parents to pay a premium for name brand product that kids will eat. Now, if we are talking nutrition, I would say a mug of steel cut oatmeal with raisins is a good minimally processed food, that is cheap and nutritional to boot. But this was not my breakfast a little tyke because no one made me breakfast. There was dry cereal and a cup of milk and it was up to be to put it together. I ate corn chex mostly, which still has one of the shortest ingredient labels in the business, and BHT is the only thing that is suspect.

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    1. Re:before the 'bad science' complaints by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This change has nothing to do with health or whether one additive is more deadly than another additive. For all we know the new formulations are going to be more deadly to humans.

      They won't, they will just be a little less colorful.

      Now, if we are talking nutrition, I would say a mug of steel cut oatmeal with raisins is a good minimally processed food, that is cheap and nutritional to boot.

      Even as a kid, I liked oatmeal prepared with some texture... and a whole lot of sweetener. My typical breakfast these days is 3/4c of organic quick oats with ~1Tbsp of peanut butter, and some kind of sweetener. Right now it's monkfruit and stevia extracts...

      But look at a box of cereal, most of the stuff in there with long names is either there to extend shelf life or to save a little money, not because it needs to be in there to get the product consistency. There's plenty of brands without a bunch of crap in them, and they're still crunchy in milk.

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  7. Good first step... by aralin · · Score: 1

    ... but if they really want to clean up their act, they have to stop their partnership with Nestle right now.

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  8. This is interesting by Gordo_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's this huge movement against GMOs, artificial ingredients and other scapegoat ingredients du jour, despite the fact that virtually all of them have undergone rigorous testing and long-term studies and have proven to be safe for human consumption in reasonable quantities. But I guess if it spooks consumers, companies are going to do what's necessary to maintain their revenue streams. Never mind that a diet high in simple carbs like sugar and HFCS (which are highly and conspicuously represented in General Mills products) are the real enemies that shorten your life and bring on obesity and all its nasty side effects like cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Then again, I guess it's better to simply green wash them as "organic evaporated cane juice" and the like than to risk making things less palatable?

    1. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      long term studies? LOL. you mean 90 day trials conducted by the GMO seed makers?

    2. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-smith/genetically-modified-soy_b_544575.html

    3. Re:This is interesting by Dorianny · · Score: 2

      There is nothing inherently unhealthy about simple carbs otherwise our bodies would not have evolved to reward us for eating them. The real difference is that simple carbs came bundled with complex carbs and fiber, neither of which are found in a box of highly processed food.

    4. Re: This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, thanks to Orin Hatch (R - Utah) , it's buyer bewae and hope that someone else gets sick or dies before you.

    5. Re:This is interesting by blue9steel · · Score: 2

      There's this huge movement against GMOs, artificial ingredients and other scapegoat ingredients du jour, despite the fact that virtually all of them have undergone rigorous testing and long-term studies and have proven to be safe for human consumption in reasonable quantities.

      Wait, GMOs have gone through long term studies? Since when? Last I checked they were considered GRAS which basically means they don't have to bother with all that science nonsense. If you think there have been long term studies on them I'd like a citation as that's an extraordinary claim.

    6. Re:This is interesting by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Citation required. I want to see these "studies." They don't exist. Many of these ingredients have been grandfathered in. The assumption being that since no one has provably dropped dead from having eaten them that they do not cause harm. The term is GRAS, Generally Recognized As Safe. An increasing body of these GRAS ingredients have come under suspicion as of late, some provably show to cause harm.

      Regarding GMOs, Monsanto and co. prevent ANYONE from testing their seeds. Farmers are contractually obligated put them into the dirt or destroy/return them. Researches are not allowed access. Government bodies do not require independent testing. They are allowed to vouch that their products are safe and we're just supposed to trust them. A common genetic modification is to cause the plant to produce its own pesticide. Specifically Bt-toxin a neat little compound that works by eating holes in the digestive track. Even if we're not immediately dropping dead by this stuff, we're ingesting some pretty f'ed up stuff. GI inflammation continues to receive interest as a contributor to a significant number of health problems. Are these GMO plants contributing? Difficult to tell since there's no mandate for independent safety studies.

      It is strangely coincidental that we are experiencing unprecedented health problems, unheard of allergies, whose timeline track rather closely with the inclusion of these so-called GRAS ingredients and GMO crops. I am far too cynical to believe that the calorie companies have my best interest at heart over their own profit. I also seem to recall the tobacco industry telling us similar tales. I will not take their word for it. These ingredients and plant modifications should be subject to same rigor as medications have to prove their safety.

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    7. Re:This is interesting by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I later found this page that does a nice little summary. Could many of these things actually be safe? Perhaps, but the calorie companies have demonstrated time and again that profit trumps all and will stop at little to ensure its continuance.

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    8. Re:This is interesting by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      despite the fact that virtually all of them have undergone rigorous testing and long-term studies and have proven to be safe for human consumption in reasonable quantities.
      No they have not.
      Otherwise we would knew EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING that causes diabetes, cancer and any other degenerative desease.

      What is so damn hard in eating food "as it is"? Why is it necessary to add random chemicals? How can that be "cheaper"?

      And how can you be such an idiot that you "believe" this would make any sense?

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    9. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of links here back to primary sources. Basically all of your assertions are completely baseless http://www.skepticink.com/smilodonsretreat/2012/10/24/a-survey-of-long-term-gm-food-studies/

    10. Re:This is interesting by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      Why is it necessary to add random chemicals? How can that be "cheaper"?

      It's cheaper to not have food spoil. It's cheaper not to transport and store parts of food that everyone cuts off and throws away. It's cheaper to synthesize ascorbic acid than it is to extract it from fruits, and the ascorbic acid is identical. Etc.

    11. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, that article doesn't actually back you up. The longest study performed was 25 months. I have holes in my boxers older than that. The longest generational study was ten (lol) generations of quail.

    12. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Real problem is old age. People are latching onto this snake oil because there is no alternative. Some of the healthiest people on the planet (children) eat what would be classified as shit by the healthy eating faggots. The same can be said about smoking. When is the last time you saw a 12 year old smoker die of lung cancer. We need to figure a way to eliminate old age, and then people could eat all the high fructose corn syrup and artificial ingredients that the big governmental / corporate overlords want them too.

      Some say we should sue the manufactures of sugary / artificial foods. I say, lets sue our parents for bringing us into a world knowing full well that we would eventually die. I would sue God (the ultimate fascist) also, but that faggot never show up to his court summons.

         

    13. Re:This is interesting by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Those bodies and the 'eat lots of sugar' instinct evolved in a world before industrial agriculture - when food was scarce and starvation a very real risk. The instincts say to eat as many carbs as possible whenever you get the chance so they can be stored as fat and used when the inevitable lean times come. Today there is never a food shortage for those living in the developed world - this mismatch between instinctual behavior and environment is responsible for the obesity problem.

    14. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if synthesizing vitamin C is the same, why is the uptake of it via a concentrated pill small compared to eating a lesser amount via a citrus fruit? We didn't evolve to take vitamin C pills. We evolved in an extremely complex environment where physical chemistry, organic chemistry, and transport phenomena have been dancing together for a billion years. Frankly we have very little understanding how it works. Of course, the answer must be that computer programmers on slashdot are experts on everything.

    15. Re:This is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For my family at least it's the artificial colors. My oldest daughter's behavior is greatly effected by artificial colors... it sucks a lot.

      Eating at a friends house - sorry - you can't have the Popsicle your friend is having. Try telling a 4 year old why - it sucks. Yellow dye is especially heinous for her behavior - taking more than 36 hours to wear off... that's in everything - cheese, pickles. Blue dye is even in some brands of marshmallows. Fake dye is just everywhere.

      She is a really fun, spunky kid - but as soon as she gets some artificial color in her - she is a completely different kid with horrible behavior and impulse control. Fortunately - we are seeing a trend to remove these dyes from food. It's getting easier - but man is it frustrating to try to feed her at times. It sucks that people are so stupid they will only buy pickles that are f@#$ing neon...

    16. Re:This is interesting by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I doubt they talked about chemicals like this: "ascorbic acid".

      And btw. it is usually not synthesized but produced by bacteria in fermenters.

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  9. HFCS by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    How hard would it be to drop the corn syrup part and just call it fructose?

    1. Re:HFCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How hard would it be to drop the corn syrup part and just call it fructose?

      How about they don't sweeten things that have no business being sweet in the first place? I stopped eating all sugar (artificial, natural*, HFCS) and now I cannot even eat any of this garbage because it tastes so fuckin sweet it gives me a headache. This shit only tastes "good" to people who are accustomed to that level of sweetness.

    2. Re:HFCS by xfade551 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How hard would it be to drop the corn syrup part and just call it fructose?

      Because "High Fructose Corn Syrup" rolls off the tongue slightly better than "a 50%:50% ±10% homogeneous mixture of fructose and glucose with >0.5% residual corn proteins and cellulose."

    3. Re:HFCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that would be inaccurate. HFCS is about half fructose and half glucose (55%:45% typically). Similar to table sugar which is a 50/50 split.

    4. Re:HFCS by harperska · · Score: 1

      Pretty hard considering it would be erroneously referring to fructose-glucose blend simply as fructose.

    5. Re:HFCS by citylivin · · Score: 1

      In canada, it is simply called "glucose-fructose" and that seems to convince some people that it is healthier than HFCS

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    6. Re:HFCS by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      How hard would it be to drop the corn syrup part and just call it fructose?

      Well, to do that, you probably would want for it to actually be, well, fructose (or, at least, mostly fructose), and well, NOT be corn syrup (which it is manufactured from).

      As it is, the standard varieties of high fructose corn syrup is generally about 24% water, with roughly 34-44% glucose, and 32-42% fructose.

      But don't feel bad -- you're not the only one who can't actually bother to look at the chemical specifications. For decades researchers have been claiming that HFCS is worse than sucrose by testing PURE fructose vs. sucrose in experiments. The mixture matters in terms of metabolism.

      There are two studies I've seen which actually seem to show some minor metabolic difference between HFCS and sucrose. There are also a number of studies which have basically found no significant difference. But one thing is clear -- you can't compare metabolism of pure fructose with sucrose.

      Oh, and by the way, honey is also a mixture with the same rough composition of water+glucose+fructose as HFCS (with some minor other sugars and impurities). So, if you're concerned about metabolic effects of HFCS, you may want to lay off the "natural" honey as well.

  10. Great misread title by neminem · · Score: 1

    I read the title, I imagined them doing experiments where they had bowls of cereal lined up, then they took various artificial ingredients and dropped them into the bowls to see what would happen. So basically, research for their next cereal, what additional artificial crap can we add that we haven't already tried?

    I'm glad to see exactly the opposite was actually the case (supposedly. I'll believe it when it actually happens.)

  11. sold by weight, not volume by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    cereal boxes begin floating off the shelves.

    1. Re: sold by weight, not volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I plus one from the phone? Too funny.

  12. True to an extent by aepervius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To some extent true, but there is load of artificial coloring which do not exist naturally. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... is only existing because we made it, and is not existing in insect specie or anything. Heck Some artificial coloring may induce hyperactive behavior in children. http://www.webmd.com/add-adhd/... and http://www.scientificamerican....

    Assuredly evidence might not be enough to forbid the ingredients, but it is enough to warrant caution and maybe remove it from children's food. Personally I do not know the research good enough to tell. Anyway, definitively not natural. But the natural fallacy (which you might have wanted to mention) never took hold for me. Pure natural arsenic or botulism toxin is poison, artificial non naturally existing recent antibiotic, preservative additive are helpful. It is not about the natural or artificial provenance that people should look to, but the effects. But then again that's why it is called a fallacy.

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    1. Re:True to an extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To some extent true, but there is load of artificial coloring which do not exist naturally. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... is only existing because we made it, and is not existing in insect specie or anything.

      Where do you draw the line? Cereal doesn't grow on trees, it's all processed. Same goes for bread, coffee and almost everything you eat except for perhaps fruit.
      So, you have to process natural stuff to get the "unnatural" coloring. At what point have you processed it too much to call it natural?

    2. Re:True to an extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your "natural fallacy" is only a fallacy because it's a strawman -- as if anything found naturally on the earth can be safely eaten as food. That, of course, is absurd, and the absurd isn't debatable.

      The philosophy of eating what mother nature intended human beings to eat is grounded in (prepare yourself) science, not folklore. The science is evolution, and the facts are easily understood. Human beings and their diet, provided by mother nature, have evolved together in perfect harmony. We are perfectly designed to eat what mother nature provides for us, and what mother nature provides is perfectly designed to be eaten by us. It couldn't possibly be any other way, thanks to evolution. Every species of plant and animal follows this same pattern. All living things on this planet are connected, and depend on each other. There are even some plants designed to be propagated by exactly one species of animal, and some animals that can only survive on exactly one species of plant. Those are extreme cases, but perfect examples of how evolution works. The idea is that if you're going to claim you have a better source of food than mother nature, your 2 years of intensive scientific research needs to be better than millions of years worth of evolution. Given that you are primirily motivated by profit, while mother nature is absolutely neutral towards everything, you're damn right I'm going to assume you're a fraud until proven otherwise. It's only prudent. Even if your artificial ingredient or preservative eventually proves to be harmless, it's just not possible to know after a timescale measured in mere decades.

      Now, cue 10 teenage dimwits to shout me down with something along the lines of genetic engineering being equivalant to selective breeding. Again, this is absurd. Selective breeding and genetic engineering are both methods of changing mother nature's course of evolution, that much is true. But aside from that trivial similarity, they couldn't be more different. Selective breeding is working within mother nature's algorithm of evolution, using mother nature's own toolbox, adhering to mother nature's rules. Genetic engineering is working outside mother nature's algorithm of evolution, using an alien toolbox unknown to mother nature, ignoring her rules. The entire purpose is to sidestep nature. Whether genetic engineering is good or bad for us or the planet is irrelevant to my point; the fact is that genetic enginering is something completely different and unrelated to selective breeding, and alien to mother nature. THAT is why we don't trust it. We trust the science of evolution more than we trust your hot research.

    3. Re:True to an extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman. Food processing (excluding chemical food processing) has absolutely no logical relation to artificial coloring, even if they both result in neon purple. Is it really that difficult to grasp the difference between natural and non-natural ingredients?

    4. Re:True to an extent by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Cereal doesn't grow on trees, it's all processed. Same goes for bread, coffee and almost everything you eat except for perhaps fruit.

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      Coffee doesn't grow on trees? WTF!? Since when?

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    5. Re:True to an extent by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Just to entertain the thought, you may opt not to, would you consider humans to be natural?

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    6. Re:True to an extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee doesn't grow on trees? WTF!? Since when?

      That's not coffee. Coffee is a beverage. Those are raw coffee beans. They are processed to make coffee. Which is the point of the post you replied to. Which should be obvious to most people.

    7. Re:True to an extent by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      So, drying, baking, grinding, then running water through them is processing now and makes them artificial? Generally, when people are discussing processing in relation to food, they are speaking of the use of chemicals. Chemicals are only used on coffee in decaffeinated coffee which is an unholy abomination anyways. So anyways, yes, coffee does grow on trees, but nothing is added to it to make it even fit in with the conversation we are having which is artificial ingredients.

      Also, in the case of fruit, it is often dyed, oranges are died orange (as they are generally somewhat greenish), apples are dyed red or green. I am sure other fruits are processed in different ways, so even that is a poor example. But coffee is as close to a natural ingredient as is possible.

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  13. Yay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're removing unnecessary ingredients from cereal, could you remove whey as well? I don't want it, and it seems pretty unnecessary considering 99% of people are going to pour milk on it anyway.

  14. 2-3 Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why must it take so long to accomplish this?

    1. Re:2-3 Years? by Sowelu · · Score: 2

      Research of replacement options, testing how well they work including long term shelf stability and market approval, establishing new supply chains with different producers, retooling factories, and producing new stock.

  15. But will the cereals still smell the same? by matthewd · · Score: 1

    Growing up, we only got sugary cereals like Trix and Froot Loops one week out of the year when we stayed with our grandparents during summer break. I've always imagined that all of the artificial ingredients were the source of the distinctive smell that causes the "Ratatouille moment" I experience whenever I get a whiff of a freshly opened box of Trix.

    1. Re:But will the cereals still smell the same? by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Try crushing some sassafras leaves sometime... the exact smell of fruit loops. I'm sure they used an artificial flavorant for that, because why would you ever want anything natural?

  16. Didn't read the story, did you? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    We are not talking about flavors specifically, but also COLORS. Read up on where artificial colors come from.

    If you are OK with it, that's fine for YOU.

    "Consumers" have a right to consume what they want and not what they don't.

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    1. Re:Didn't read the story, did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Consumers, by and large, are ignorant panicky and stupid. Just because they want something does not mean it makes sense...

  17. Magenta Tongue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if only they can not saturate every spicy-hot snack with red food coloring that turns your fingers, lips, and tongue neon magenta.

  18. The relevant line from the article is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    .."Packaged-food companies are losing market share and seeing revenue fall as consumers turn toward brands known for less processed, simpler, more authentic food."

    General Mills is losing money to "healthier" alternatives. Remember that old Slashdot meme, "vote with your wallet"? This is what happens when people do that.

  19. No artificial ingrediants? Two words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Crunchy Frog - "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy - would it?"

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  20. I smell a rat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone checked into what "natural" flavors they are moving to? The food industry is always lobbying congress to allow various flavoring chemicals to be labeled as "natural flavoring". How can we be sure that they have not just changed the labeling laws to allow more chemicals to be labeled as natural flavoring? This same scenario played out years ago, and it took a lot of time for the general public to become aware of the tricky labeling laws. Is it happening again? If anyone is informed on this please post reply. I have a hard time believing these greedy corporations really care about our health.

  21. About time. by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because when I eat "Lucky Charms Cereal", I expect it to be as natural and healthy as the appearance and packaging imply.

    1. Re:About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made with organic, all natural moons, clovers and hearts!

    2. Re:About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From now on, Lucky Charms reminds me of the frank & morty commercial.

    3. Re:About time. by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      Facts you probably didn't know: Lucky Charms has been marketed as a health food in the past. They said paraphrased,"Science has shown a link between oats and a healthy heart. Lucky Charms has oat pieces. So Lucky Charms should be healthy for your heart because of science."

  22. Too little, too late by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 2

    Their entire line of product is sugary junk -- Cocoa Puffs and the like. I think the decades long movement of making our food chemically better is now starting to swing in the opposite direction, with the likes of Paleo diet that won't even look at organic whole grains, let alone processed cereals with added sugar and artificial ingredients.

    What's interesting is that just as the US was the first in terrible food and bad eating habits, with the rest of the world catching up, it appears it's also the first to lead on the way back.

  23. And bacterial enzymes. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Because "High Fructose Corn Syrup" rolls off the tongue slightly better than "a 50%:50% ±10% homogeneous mixture of fructose and glucose with >0.5% residual corn proteins and cellulose."

    Not to mention bacteria enzymes.

    My personal problem with HFCS is that I'm allergic to corn, and food-grade purification processes don't clean out enough of what I'm allergic to for ANY corn-sourced food ingredient to be safe for me. (As I understand it, antibodies are THE most sensitive detectors of particular molecules / molecular sites known to man, and it only takes four molecules to trigger an allergic reaction.) Fry it (ALL!) brown and it's safe, else forget it.

    But I hear that HFCS is an obesity issue because it doesn't trip the appetite regulation as strongly as sucrose, so people tend to eat more of it.

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    1. Re:And bacterial enzymes. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's also delicious and really, really cheap, so food manufacturers tend to use a great deal of it in everything they can.

    2. Re:And bacterial enzymes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction it is artificially cheap via tariffs and subsidies.

  24. Due to popular demand: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    We are removing the di-hydrogen monoxide from our products and replacing it with water!

    1. Re:Due to popular demand: by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The cosmetics and bathroom-products industries routinely describe water on their labels as 'aqua' to hide that a substantial part of the volume of their overprices luxury shampoo is just water and thickener.

    2. Re:Due to popular demand: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the INCI standard, mind you ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Nomenclature_of_Cosmetic_Ingredients ), which specifies Latin(-ish) names for all sorts of cosmetic ingredients.

  25. Natural sugar by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    While removing chemical stuff is good, too much natural sugar still leads to natural diabetes

  26. Hunter-gatherer by PPH · · Score: 1

    Arguably, all of our agricultural produce is artificial to one degree or another. You want 'all natural' cereal for breakfast? Your box of cereal will contain a woven grass basket with instructions to go out and collect it yourself.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  27. General Mills is full of shLt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they want to do is redefine what most people think as "natural flavors" so they can sweep all the weird ingredients under "natural flavors" in the igredients list. HIppie dippie do gooders don't react as harshly to "natural flavors" as they do "artificial flavors." They're still going to produce mostly addictive junk food that nobody should eat anyways.

    When they produce chocolate that is *gasp* mostly cocoa, or strawberry [product] that *gasps* is mostly real strawberries and [product]... i might believe them.

  28. Even more reason to switch to knock-off brand by shellster_dude · · Score: 2

    Sometimes I feel bad using off-brand products when I realize how much money the original innovator is losing to a copy-cat...then there are times like these. GM will have to raise their prices for an already over-priced product just so they can pander to suckers. I'll take my GMO's and other "artificial" food items where are completely harmless for half the price, thank you very much.

  29. Remember folks... by mishehu · · Score: 1

    Castoreum would be considered a natural flavoring. So "natural" really means nothing of consequence, and artificial equally means nothing of consequence... unless you prefer fresh-squeeze beaver anus, that is...

  30. Does this mean it won't turn my poop green? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject.

  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children don't enjoy cereals with artificial colors? Bullshit. "Natural" ingredients are healthier? Bullshit.

  32. What a disappointment by Ulric · · Score: 1

    I thought they were going to drop Artificial Intelligence into cereal.

  33. The worst kind of Hi-fructose corn syrup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They spend millions on finding the absolute cheapest corn syrup they could dredge up.

    The company is run by accountants so we can expect nothing less.

  34. They are not "equally bad". by denzacar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sugar (sucrose) feeds you equal amounts of glucose and fructose.
    HFCS used in sodas is 55% fructose and 41% glucose.

    Human body has built-in sensors for high glucose. Our blood sugar goes up, we feel energized, we stop being hungry.

    Human body has NO sensors for fructose. You can eat or drink it all day and never feel you had enough.
    That's cause fructose in nature comes in the form of fruit. With all that fiber you have to gobble down and then carry around in your gut till the fructose gets extracted.
    And that would trip a bunch of other sensors telling us to stop eating.

    So, when we take sucrose which is exactly half glucose half fructose, the moment we hit satiety for glucose that also trips our "I'm full" sensor and we stop eating.
    At which point we have ingested an equal amount of both ready to burn glucose and ready to be turned into fat and burned later fructose.

    HFCS 55 on the other hand only has about 80% of glucose that sucrose has. And no fiber to trip the "fructose-comes-with-a-lot-of-fiber" sensor.
    So, to reach glucose satiety and trip the "I'm full" sensor drinking HFCS 55, we will have to intake about 1.25 times more sweetener then with sucrose.
    But HFCS 55 has 110% of the amount of the fructose contained in sugar (sucrose).

    Meaning that to reach the same glucose satiety level which would trip that "I'm full" senor, we ingest 1.25 more sweetener which contains 1.1 times more of the chemical we use solely for production of fat.
    Unless we're hiking dozens of miles daily, in snow, up hill, both ways.
    Cause we evolved to store that fructose which grows in warm weather for the long winter months when there is no food growing on trees.
    And we don't start burning it until we burn all our glucose in our bloodstream.

    1.25 times 1.1 equals 1.375 times more fructose (i.e. future fat) ingested when drinking HFCS 55 sweetened soda, compared to drinking the same soda sweetened with sucrose.

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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    1. Re: They are not "equally bad". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citations?

    2. Re:They are not "equally bad". by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Sugar (sucrose) feeds you equal amounts of glucose and fructose.
      HFCS used in sodas is 55% fructose and 41% glucose.

      Nice cherry picking, but actually HFCS varies between 42% fructose and 55% fructose, so depending on the source it may have less than 50%.

      Human body has NO sensors for fructose. You can eat or drink it all day and never feel you had enough.

      I don't know where you're getting this from, but it's wrong. The 'sensors' you're referring to come in the form of leptin, and fructose does raise your leptins, just not by as much as glucose. However fructose is commonly found in fruit, and your liver uses it as an intermediary to produce...guess what? Glucose.

      Anyways don't let me interrupt your food religion rant, go ahead and quote more scripture.

  35. Wilfred Brimley said it best: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die-beet-us!

  36. Problem is HIGHER amount of fructose. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    HFCS 55 is 55% fructose, ~41% glucose and ~4% other sugars.
    Sucrose is 50-50 glucose and fructose.

    Low blood sugar is low glucose. We eat/drink until we get to the "high glucose" level. At which point the craving stops.

    HFCS 55 (the soda kind) contains 110% more fructose than sucrose, and ~80% less glucose than sucrose.
    So, to get the same "high glucose" level we will have to ingest more HFCS than sucrose.
    About 1.25 times more. Of a sweetener which contains 1.1 times more of that fat forming fructose.

    1.25 * 1.1 = 1.375
    1.375 times MORE fructose is ingested with HFCS, for the same amount of glucose, needed to reach satiety, than with sucrose.
    We might as well be pouring cooking oil into our table sugar and eating it with a spoon.

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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  37. THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU'RE TROLLING! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a cometing industry.

    A comet is small, icy, Solar System body that, when passing close to the Sun, heats up and begins to outgas, displaying a visible atmosphere or coma, and sometimes also a tail.

    And they are most certainly NOT made of sugar. No, not even that white tail.

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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    1. Re:THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU'RE TROLLING! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You're just saying that so that you can keep the comet to yourself. What else could Shirley Temple have been talking about when she was singing about the Good Ship Lollipop? A comet! That is what.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    2. Re:THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU'RE TROLLING! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a cometing industry.

      A comet is small, icy,

      Too late fool! I have been making comets in my garage in secret for the last ten years, and will be making out IPO next month.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  38. Makes no difference by jandersen · · Score: 1

    This is just a marketing stunt, really. Look at strawberry jam, for example - 'No artificial colours' doesn't mean 'All the red in this jar comes from strawberries', it means 'We used beetroot juice' and so on. And of course, 'natural' isn't the same as good either - strychnine and morphine are very natural substances. And 'No added sugar' mostly just means 'We used concentrated something to increase the sugar contect "naturally"'.

    But really, breakfast products are no more than cakes and sweet desserts; most yoghurt is nothing more than slightly sour custard. Apparently the only breakfast cereal that is actually healthy, is oatmeal.

  39. Must be tired by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I read this as "General Mills To Drop Artificial Intelligence In Cereal" which confused the hell out of me.

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  40. Does that include dangerous ingredients like DHMO? by naris · · Score: 1

    DHMO will kill you! Get the facts here http://www.dhmo.org/

  41. MOAR mote by epine · · Score: 1

    ... challenged ourselves to remove barriers that prevent adults and children from enjoying our cereals ...

    Should have thought of that a year ago.

    New York Times, April 2014

    When 'Liking' a Brand Online Voids the Right to Sue

  42. Keep your hands off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!!

  43. erroneously by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    How much wronger is it than the current name. Calling a truck a car is a little wrong. Calling a truck a fruitcake is a lot wrong.

  44. No artificial ingredients ? None ??? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Well that'll be the whole maize/ Indian Corn industry out of the window. It may have been over a thousand years ago, but some early gene engineer managed to cross-breed at least three separate species of plant to generate the hexaploid entity that is modern Indian Corn.

    What do you mean - that's not artificial? But humans did it, not Mother Nature.

    I wonder if these almonds have a low enough amount of natural cyanide to be safe to eat? Well it'll be OK, because Mother Nature's cyanide doesn't kill you as badly as artificial cyanide.

    --
    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"