Robot-Staffed Japanese Hotel Opens

jfruh writes: The front desk is staffed by a female android in a white tunic. The bellhop is a mechanical velociraptor. A giant robot arm put luggage into cubbyholes. It's the Henn-na Hotel in Nagasaki and it's opening this Friday, and it's a place where 'basically guests will see only robots, not humans,' according to general manager Masahiko Hayasaka.

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Welcome!

[MagickalMyst]

Welcome our new robot overlords!

What about the hookers?

[Anonymous Coward]

When I order a high-priced prostitute, those will still be humans, right?

Re:What about the hookers?

[willoughby]

You won't be able to tell the difference, Doug. And that's guaranteed. Or your money back.

Re: What about the hookers?

[umghhh]

What about hetero female traditionalist visiting the hotel and others that prefer the proper penetration, you insensitive clod!

Re:What about the hookers?

[ArcadeMan]

What about the guy who got strangled by the robot maid... Did he get a refund?

Re: What about the hookers?

[Falos]

"I'm gonna stick my dinger in it!" is one of the more volatile forces in the universe, even in the absence of sexual drive. Please designate applicable sarcasm, because if you don't we WILL try it, warning labels be damned.

Re:What about the hookers?

[Falos]

You have to show the receipt, erotic asphyxiation is waived.

I totally spelled that correct by accident.

Nexus 6

[pr0t0]

No, those will be Tyrell Corporation Nexus 6 series basic pleasure models. Ask for Pris.

Re:Nexus 6

[blue9steel]

Meh, too skinny for my taste. Six from Tripping the Rift is more my style.

Recognition of need for medical care?

[golodh]

Supposing you get a heart attack. a stroke, or an acute appendicitis while at such a hotel.

Will there be any staff to notice that you're unwell and call an ambulance?

Re:Recognition of need for medical care?

[DerekLyons]

Will there be any staff to notice that you're unwell and call an ambulance?

Have you ever actually stayed at a hotel? Interaction with the human staff is already at a minimum (and has been for a long time - a hotel that constantly intrudes on the privacy of it's guests doesn't stay open long).... unless you keel over in a public space, there's pretty much already nobody to notice until housekeeping stops by.

It's next to an amusement park for a reason

[Demonoid-Penguin]

At first read I though it might be a new Love Hotel - many of which already have no visible human staff (the low-rent US equivalent is usually rented hourly and you'd be well advised to don a full-body condom before entering). The Japanese versions are clean and classy, though often a little cramped (sex is not something sinful, or to be ashamed of in Japan). If it was it might of backfired as discrete guests scamper from the hordes of invading geeks wielding video cameras and selfie sticks. An amusing image.

A better article is here.

Cheaper service AND less human employment

[rmdingler]

It's a common theme.

For those with no interest in human contact, the future is looking bright indeed.

Hell, I don't even like frequenting the stores with automated checkouts.

Re:Cheaper service AND less human employment

[umghhh]

are you at all human or are you a bot for Uber like corp doing propaganda work?

Re:Cheaper service AND less human employment

[umghhh]

For those with no interest in human contact (besides occasional pr0n) the future looks bright only if they have enough money to guarantee human contact free life, the others will have to suffer of course although their suffering will bear distinctive tones comparing to that of other suckers.

Re:Cheaper service AND less human employment

[Demonoid-Penguin]

For those with no interest in human contact.

If your only "human contact" comes from retail staff you're doing something wrong. And no, that's not condoning "making friends" in lifts in lift by sharing your life story and your "problems" with women (or having to "bear distinctive tones" WTF that means).

Re:One Year

[Shortguy881]

Judging from the article, it will take longer than that:

During a press preview Wednesday, the cloakroom robot seemed to develop a sore elbow, so to speak, two of the Nao robots took a tumble from their pedestals and it was hard to ignore the rubbery jerkiness of the android and dinosaur, developed by Kokoro, a group company of Hello Kitty licensing company Sanrio.

But it’s all part of the awkward theater of spending the night in what feels like a set for a sci-fi B movie, with human support staff in the background.

And with both highly specialized robots and a full support staff, I'd bet this route is more costly than having minimum wage workers.

Still, it wont be that far in the future before we are visiting hotels with humans as the staff as an "awkward theater" of how it was before robots replaced people in the service industry.

What about the security guards?

[Dishwasha]

Oh wait this is in Japan, not America.

Re:One Year

[thrig]

Awkward theater? No'h!

Bad misreading of headline

[tomhath]

Thought it said "Robot-Shafted Japanese Hotel". Didn't want to go there....

rob them blind

[Phusion]

So.... we can take whatever isn't bolted down?

Re:'henn-na'?

[ArcadeMan]

Like 99% of the "news" websites out there, it seems none are able to use digital cameras or smartphones to take photos.

But the ads on the sides will gladly show you photos, animations and freakin' videos, though.

Re:Who cleans the rooms, Roomba?

[ArcadeMan]

Autowash.

Re:No theft from the 'help'

[ArcadeMan]

Sure, your stuff is safe, don't worry.

Re:Sequel?

[ArcadeMan]

Is it time for a sequel to Westworld and Futureworld?

Nope, this is the prequel.

female andriods

[micahraleigh]

I like the way the summary mentions "female androids" like that's a real thing.

I guess the androids have XX chromosomes too.

Futureworld meets Jurassic park ....

[MondoGordo]

That's great until the bellhop eats a guest ...

Who Will Be The "Working Girls"

[Toad-san]

hanging out in the hotel bar? Some likely examples:

http://www.esquire.com/enterta...

Re:Unemployment

[myrdos2]

I know what you mean. I always take a taxi instead of driving myself. And I make sure the restaurants I eat at don't have automatic dishwashers.

LessThanObvious

[LessThanObvious]

You mean I can finally stop putting on pants for room service? Now that's luxury.