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The Force Awakens With Devon's $28,500 Star Wars Limited Edition Watch
MojoKid writes: If the Force is strong in your bank account and you're looking for a new timepiece, luxury design firm Devon Works has come up with a limited edition watch that's perhaps more advanced than the Death Star. It's the new "Star Wars by Devon" co-branded watch with a patented system of interwoven "Time Belts" and hybrid electro-mechanical power. The watch is a celebration of Devon's fifth anniversary. It combines glass-reinforced nylon belts (same as used in the gauges on the original 747 aircraft) with multiple high-tech optical recognition cells, micro-step motors, and no less than 313 electrical contacts. Materials used in the construction of the Star Wars timepiece are sourced from an aerospace company located in California. Keeping true to the Star Wars franchise now owned by Disney, the watch incorporates elements of Darth Vader and the TIE Fighter. Only 500 of these watches are being made. If you want one of these timepieces, you'll need a $2,500 down payment towards its $28,500 retail price.
313 electrical contacts
HAHAHAHAHA...........
...although a BMW 1 Series is also attractive for that price.
looks like somebody ran over Vader's face--not a chick magnet
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He makes a lot they say. As for Alvin Tostig, probably not seeing as there not much to be made with balloons. Right, Nena? 99 just don't make enough to get you one of Devon's watches.
When other electromechanical watches last years.
Sounds like some great engineering there.
Wow that's an astoundingly ugly excuse for a wristwatch. On the bright side, it is so large that you could scrap it and recover about 50% of it's value by recycling the aluminum.
Same exact text on other sites days ago.
Can I use its motion tracking sensors to record me fapping? Does it have a "share fap" button that uploads it on fappr? Your granny and 20 others fap to this. I want to record a lets fap for youtube!
I plan on contacting my bank first thing tomorrow to see if I qualify for a loan to buy one.
What do they say about a fool and his money ?
If you want one of these timepieces,
then you've got more money than sense and should give me the cash instead.
I'm not just saying that because it's $28,500. I'm also saying it because it's fugly and looks like it's made out of LEGO.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Don't give in to marketing. That leads to the dark side.
At the heart of the watch beats the same quartz crystal that operates those cheap £2.99 watches from the supermarket, and with equal precision.
I can think of an awful lot of other things I'd prefer to spent $28,500 on (even if I were in a situation where $28,500 was back pocket change, which unfortunately I'm not) that would be much more preferable than that rather garish watch that I'd probable pick up, for a laugh, if it was maybe $10...
What were they thinking? Like, I don't think even Apple would go so far as to sell one of their products for that amount of money (and they _know_ that the apple fanboys would buy them at any price) -- apart from, maybe, the overly ridiculously priced gold apple watch.
Yeah, they made 500 of them, and there are probably enough people out there to buy them. And if I even meet one of them, I'll probably just laugh in his face.
You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOOO! MOOOOOO! Moo cows MOOOO! Moo say the cows. YOU COWS!!
It looks just like something you'd expect from a Disney branded watch. Something an 8 year old would wear.
It's butt ugly!
And that promo video sounds like a remake of the Turbo Encabulator video.
obviously a lot of work went into this. what a pity, that it turned out so ugly. but, no problem, just make it a star wars collectible and only make 500 pieces - it'll sell, eventually. as if they knew beforehand, that it won't be pretty...
"You made it ugly enough and expensive enough that tales of the new Star Wars enterprise will be ejaculated into the face of every human on the planet who has access to some kind of social or mass media provider?" "Yes, Captain". "Well done, Marketron V. The Farce is strong in you."
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Guess I shouldn't be surprised
... is insignificant in comparison to the power of the Force.
Figure out the time, or figure not. There is no try.
"Toys-R-Us watch, I am your father!" "Nooooooo!!!"
on the included picture. This is one of the ugliest watches I have ever seen.
Did anyone consider re-writing this blatant advert into something a little less... like an advert?
Is that like an Edition Watch with less features?
I wondered why Disney would buy the franchise for so huge a number- and now we know. The advertising & marketing is so out of control & relentless now, that I'm sick of a movie that hasn't even come out yet.
Enough already Disney.
If it's so scratch resistant, why don't they use it for the whole watch casing?
Polycarbonate is plastic. Plastic is soft. It will resist scratches from your shirt sleeve and not much else.
Pffft!
Is no-one going to mention how massive this thing is? I get it that it's got really interesting engineering going on with the moving belts, but it becomes much less impressive when you see how big a watch they are fitting it into.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hoRz56DdKpk/maxresdefault.jpg --- Huge!!
Naturally, since the game has changed, we can 3D print one at home, right?
That is quite possibly the ugliest watch I've ever seen.
"...create products...that bend reality. I'm excited to introduce our latest...", droned the robot with far less personality than any droid.
Also, for that kind of money there should be no fewer than 17 pictures on it of Daisey Ridley.
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I've got polycarbonate glasses. Even with a scratch-resistant coating, they don't stay in immaculate condition for long...and I'm good with glasses.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Real nerds use Time Helmets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvVDEI0JizE&t=1m33s
Move along
I thought ads were supposed to be clearly marked?
--WooooHoooo--
Thats one heck of a porn star watch!
Once upon a time, male porn stars wore huge dive watches, and this is reminiscent of that.
Bring back the old version of slashdot.
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For men at least, its one of the few forms of acceptable jewelry, and thus can be seen as a status symbol.
Bring back the old version of slashdot.
Force is strong, but it docent care about money, it cares about life.
...that some people just have too much money.
And here I thought NTP was an overly complicated way of keeping time. Just because you can engineer something complicated doesn't mean you should.
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Hop on over to http://watchismo.com/ and take a look at the high-priced items available there.
Not that there aren't plenty of seriously ugly watches under $200...
https://app.box.com/WitthoftResume Code: https://github.com/cellocgw
that's $28,500 for a badly designed prop, except that it's not actually a prop, it's just an ugly and impractically cluttered commemorative watch.
The belt time indicator is an interesting idea, but it's not really impressive. Of course you can make series of mechanical belts tell time, and if you make only a few thousand of them a year by hand of course they'll cost like crazy. If you want to make it *impressive* you've got to make it small -- say 12mm thick by 45mm across at a minimum. 6mm thick would be better.
The humblest Chinese-made mechanical watch movement is a marvel of miniaturization. You can get one from a watch materials company like Esslinger or Otto Frei for under $15; self-winding movements for as little as $22. Typically the movement will be 11.5 ligne wide (that's 25.6 mm; "ligne" is a length unit used to measure watch movements and buttons); and about 5mm thick. If you look though a magnifier at the tiny gears running in their almost microscopic jeweled cups, it's astonishing that you can buy something like that for the price. For about 15x as much you can get a fine Swiss ETA movement that shaves 1.5mm off that thickness.
For less than half the price of this monstrosity you could have a Jaeger LeCoultre Master Ultra Thin Jubilee, a watch that is only 4mm thick fully assembled. The movement is 1.85 mm thick, which is exactly halfway between the thickness of a quarter and a nickel.
Of course I understand that the market for *this* watch is not the market for fine watches; I'm not part of that market either, I collect *cheap* watches. But design should be more about separating customers from their money -- which by the way is the dominant design philosophy in the cheap watch market segment. That's what makes it challenging to find well-designed cheap watch. The technology in that price range is more than good enough, in fact on an objective level the technology in cheap watches is *better*. What's hard to find in a cheap watch is good taste.
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Because nobody's successfully made a Urwerk UR-202 for less than several thousand dollars.
Forget mere accuracy, ignore the jewellery element entirely, that's a mechanical masterpiece.
You're better off buying MG-43s, STG-44s, Mauser C-96s, and Sterling SMGs and recreating the blasters sued in the movies. But please don't. As a collector of antique military firearms, I die a little inside every time I imagine someone welding a random scope and muzzle break onto a C-96. And defacing a working STG-44 or MG-43 is just heresy
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
How much of that $28.5K goes directly to Disney coffers for the "Officially Licensed Product" branding?
Please, Walt, just go rooting around in my checking account, too. May I mail you money orders and jewelry at random intervals? I only want to make it easier for you to take money from me!
For 30,000$ it better have force projection allowing me to at least force choke someone...