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Alabama Will Require Students To Learn About Evolution, Climate Change

An anonymous reader writes: For the first time, public school students in Alabama will be required to understand evolution, thanks to new curriculum rules behind implemented next year. Teachers in the state will also be required to discuss climate change. Not only did the 40-person, Republican-controlled Board of Education pass the standards unanimously, but nobody even spoke out against them at a board meeting. The new rules say, "The theory of evolution has a role in explaining unity and diversity of life on earth. This theory is substantiated with much direct and indirect evidence. Therefore, this course of study requires our students to understand the principles of the theory of evolution from the perspective of established scientific knowledge. The committee recognizes and appreciates the diverse views associated with the theory of evolution."

591 comments

  1. Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So long as they're aware that it is only a theory.

    1. Re:Theory by halivar · · Score: 2

      That's not what TFS says.

    2. Re:Theory by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      So long as it is substantiated with much direct and indirect evidence.

      Nobody likes to touch that little tidbit... Maybe the church should get on board

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    3. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not what TFS says.

      And you came to this conclusion due to the fact the word "theory" was used no less than four times in reference to evolution in TFS.

      I have a theory about that conclusion...

    4. Re:Theory by Dutchmaan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope they also push the *theory* of God in their churches....

    5. Re:Theory by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Maybe the church should get on board

      Many churches have done so, or at least have asserted that religion and evolution are not in conflict.

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    6. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I didn't intend to be funny. I intended to be serious.

    7. Re:Theory by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

      All but the most ludicrous churches will get on board as they are increasingly ridiculed for their untenable position on this. Many churches have moved on already (or not fallen for this ruse in the first place). I wonder what their next victim will be, some other thing to make their followers the in-crowd and everything else outsiders no doubt.

      It would have been good to see the Repubs show some spine and discount this baloney in the past, at least they now recognize the will of the voters is shifting and they are changing their stance - that is at least how the system is supposed to work, belated as it may be. Next thing you know they'll recognize that many people outside the repressed grumpy old white guy demographic hold conservative fiscal views and stop pushing them away.

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    8. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, i really hope you are joking.

      Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is when a spieces change, because of outside pressure, but also because of merging too living things is not without errors and combinations of features with 2 different set of parameters makes something new. That is pretty much what there is to it.

      If you are talking about origin of species, then if there was a god, i guess that being could have done some hocus pokus and skipped the beginning and just have animals appear out of thin air, but since there is no proof of such a supreme being, then it is so much more likely than things evolved from the tiniest particles in existance. So pretty much that is not a theory either.

    9. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their stated fiscal views or what's actually happened over the last 15 years or so? Because I'm all kinds of on board with their stated views.

    10. Re:Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like evolution, science itself is subject to survival of the fittest. The best theories ultimately pass peer review and gain mainstream acceptance. Presently, when it comes to the origin of species, evolution is the fittest. And do remember, that even though we have a general understanding of mutations and natural selection, the precise explanation of how we got from mere amino acids to multi-celled organisms still remains a mystery for the most part, and our understanding of it continues to change as we make more discoveries.

      So until we've gotten it 100% figured out, I'm fine with somebody saying that it's "just a theory", even if they say so multiple times. Besides, this action here is leagues better than saying some invisible man did it.

      Disclaimer: I'm an atheist libertarian.

    11. Re: Theory by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      Ah, so you're not witty, you're just a fucking moron.

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    12. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even a hypothesis. Fantasy-prone people will never apply the scientific method to their superstitions. They'll deny reality to their last breath, but won't even apply basic critical thinking to their archaic beliefs. If they did, we wouldn't have religious people anymore.

    13. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gravity is 'only a theory', as well. Is it ok with you if I push you off a cliff, because it's 'only a theory'?

      Hint: The word 'theory' is a term of art in science, it does not have the same meaning in that venue as it does in conversational English.

    14. Re:Theory by SuricouRaven · · Score: 0

      Republican politicians do not just have to think about the will of the voter. They have to think about the will of the Republican base, because voter appeal won't matter if they don't get on the ballot at all. The republican base is not representative of the population in general, and they are always assessing if candidates are sufficiently devout.

    15. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your an idiot.

      So says the moron that can't tell the difference between "your" and" you're".

    16. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make great points about some of the missing pieces in our understanding of evolution. You should consider applying your own approach to the alleged merits of Libertarianism which has far less empirical evidence backing it up than evolution.

      The current fittest system is mixed economies rather than extremes of pure capitalism or communism. It makes a lot of sense that a proper definition of freedom includes elements of both state and private sector. A distribution of power rather than all-in approach.

    17. Re:Theory by xevioso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not. Evolution is a fact. In so far that science can say anything is a fact, evolution is a fact.

      When science uses that word to describe a process, it's not saying that description is a "best guess". It's not a guess. It's a complex description of how things work, which, to the best of our understanding, is a fact.

      Can certain parts of that understanding change? Of course. But the general statement "Species evolved from previous species over time" is not a guess. It's a fact.

    18. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather vague statement as there are many religions. Surely there are religions that require you to believe book X without questioning, and book X says that man was created from clay one week after the Moon, or some such nonsense. So maybe some religions are not in conflict, but others are. If these churches want to make a useful contribution to the topic, they should publish in table form whether each religion is in conflict or not with evolution, geology, etc.

    19. Re:Theory by gtall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Straw man. Evolution does not purport to explain the creation of life, only how it changes.

    20. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Personal Pet Peeve. I really hate the phrase "Survival of the Fittest." It isn't strictly true. It should be "Survival of the Fit, while the Fittest Thrive." Survival of the fittest implies a tournament where only one or few succeed.

    21. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I'm an atheist libertarian.

      Good, because if you were a Christian libertarian you'd be a complete fucking moron.

      Evolution isn't "just a theory", it's 100% fact. It may not cover 100% of every development, but it's not "just a theory".

    22. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      So long as they're aware that it is only a theory.

      Gravity is "only a theory".

      Which I insist that fundamentalists put it to the test.

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    23. Re:Theory by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      ... Next thing you know they'll recognize that many people outside the repressed grumpy old white guy demographic hold conservative fiscal views and stop pushing them away.

      No, they won't, because majorities of all the rest of the culture (71% in the recent round of polling by NBC/Gallup) support LIBERAL positions on taxation of the rich and proper distribution of the gains of labor

    24. Re:Theory by number6x · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even better, in English, would be to describe it as the the survival of the species that fit best in their environment.

      In English the word 'fit' can also be used to describe a level of strength, as in 'I work out to stay fit.'. Darwinian 'fitness' has to do with fitting into the environment better than others you compete with. Sometimes you can be fittest by being weaker, slower and less aggressive than others.

    25. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, California teaches evolution and intelligent design...

    26. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not what TFS says.

      And you came to this conclusion due to the fact the word "theory" was used no less than four times in reference to evolution in TFS.

      I have a theory about that conclusion...

      No, you have a hypothesis about that conclusion.

      If you don't understand what a scientific theory is, you need to learn before you criticize it too deeply.

      Let's tak an example that even fundies are likely to accept.

      Gravity

      Gravity is real. Hard to deny that if you jump off the Golden gate bridge, you'll fall.

      But we don't understand every single thing about gravity, so we have a theory for it. The theory is a framework to work within, not some wild-ass guess, not some thought of "Maybe the world just sucks". The theory is the body of work - and if testing proves the theory wrong, changes need to be made.

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    27. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gravity is still considered a theory too. Theory and hypothesis are very different things.

    28. Re:Theory by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you even know what a "theory" means? A theory means a proven hypothesis.

      Too many stupid people walking this planet.

    29. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      No.

      A Theory is a repeatedly not-disproven hypothesis.

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    30. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This proves just how stupid the republicans are. They hate science as their xian religion requires.

    31. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This proves how much Republicans hate science.

    32. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      True of both parties.

      The Ds just have their lunatic fringe under better control (for now).

      But they are still in danger of nominating an un-electable candidate (Sanders) to please their nutjobs.

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    33. Re:Theory by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      Where are the mod points when you need them...

    34. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Push polls prove nothing. It's all in how you phrase the question.

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    35. Re: Theory by bledri · · Score: 1

      I didn't intend to be funny. I intended to be serious.

      And yet you were funny. Every biological and paleontological discovery in the last 150 years has supported the theory of evolution. Stressing it's "only a theory" is like stressing the fact that reality might be part of a Monte Carlo simulation or that all of history may be constantly changing but we can't tell because our memories and artifacts change with history.

      All science is provisional, that is it's nature. But I think the likelihood of evolution being overturned is smaller than the possibility of me being able to levitate using only my mind. (Spoiler alert, I can't do it.)

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    36. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Posit a practical test that would disprove god.

      If you can't, it's not even a scientific hypothesis.

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    37. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strict definitions of the words hypothesis and theory are important here.

    38. Re:Theory by meglon · · Score: 1

      Wait, gravity is only a theory? Boy that sucks.

      **editors note: Heisenberg may have been here

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    39. Re:Theory by number6x · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is both a theory and a fact.

      We see species change over time in the real world. That observed phenomenon is called evolution, and it is a fact.

      There is a theory in biology to explain the phenomenon that is observed in nature. That is called the theory of evolution. Over time, the theory has changed as it is modified to be in compliance with all observed facts (this is not the theory 'evolving'). As more factual evidence is uncovered the theory is checked against the evidence. The theory is either found to be in compliance with the evidence, or changed to be in compliance with the observed facts. Often, the observed facts must also be tested to be found factual as well.

      As an example, think of the moon. The moon exists. It is observed in nature. Theory A) states that the moon formed from cheese after a cow jumped into space. Theory B) states that the moon is a rocky body formed in the same way as other rocky bodies in the solar system. The theory that is kept is the one that is in best compliance with the observed facts.

      Evolution is both a theory and a fact. It is the name of a phenomenon observed in nature, and the name of the theory of how that phenomenon functions. Does this help?

    40. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know they will stop trying to pushing views of how to live your live based on a a faith with less evidence than evolution into law.

      Nah too far!

    41. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God could make Himself real to you today. Would you like that? Think carefully before you answer.

    42. Re:Theory by Stolpskott · · Score: 2

      Do you even know what a "theory" means? A theory means a proven hypothesis.

        Too many stupid people walking this planet.

      Oh the irony... you are thinking of a theorem...

    43. Re:Theory by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what a "theory" means? A theory means a proven hypothesis.

      Nope. Proofs are for mathematicians.

    44. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe the church should get on board

      Many churches have done so, or at least have asserted that religion and evolution are not in conflict.

      It depends on the enemy they need. Many fundamentalist versions of religion need enemies that they can rail against. Hatred is a integral part of humanity, and in some it is more needed than in others. They become fundamentalists, and have successfully created their god in their own image. So there ya go.

      But the problem is people who need to reject and apply hatred, cannot stop. If for some reason, we were to reject the science behind Evolution - bearing in mind that means a rejection of all biology and most of physics - a new target will have to be found. Basically, a return to the dark ages after their success.

      So Good on Alabama! I'm hoping so much that the Republican party can extricate itself from the iron grip of the social conservatives and their batshit insane ideas. Then we can get back to a proper conservative/liberal mix of governance.And yes, we do need both. Although I do have to confess, I was a 80 percent Republican voting until GWB and his Trotskyist crew came around. Sweet Jeebuz, where is Barry Goldwater when you need him?

      When an otherwise intelligent Republican is forced to answer questions about evolution and global warming with "Well, I'm not a scientist", or "there are controversies", because he or she is worried about offending the kookwing segment of the party, but doesn't want to outright lie, its just indicative of where the kooks are going to take you.

      Because the normal Republicans can see that in a state where the religious can reject physics and force their views on others, makes for a workforce that simply isn't worth shit for anything other than menial jobs.

      And in many respects, already has.

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    45. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Their stated fiscal views or what's actually happened over the last 15 years or so? Because I'm all kinds of on board with their stated views.

      Views aren't real.

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    46. Re:Theory by lgw · · Score: 0

      Untrue: evolution certainly purports to explain the creation of life. The evidence there is quite lacking, unlike the evidence for "how it changes", but still it's a consistent explanation for life arising that doesn't require the invention of additional entities.

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    47. Re:Theory by brianerst · · Score: 2

      Technically, falling is real. Gravity is the theory we have for why things fall.

    48. Re:Theory by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this isn't a Faux 'news' Rassmussen poll

    49. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Republican politicians do not just have to think about the will of the voter. They have to think about the will of the Republican base, because voter appeal won't matter if they don't get on the ballot at all.

      I think - I'm crossing my fingers and hoping - that they will work their way out of this mess. The intelligent ones fully understand the problem, and to put it mildly as possible - they fucked up big time.

      I mean, I'm ready to vote Republican again if they stop worrying about what we do in our bedrooms, decide to pay the bills instead of the country killing "starve the beast" policy, and accept that the King James version of the bible is not a physics manual.

      And doesn't that sound batshit crazy? But once upon a time kiddies, the Republican party was much much different. Occasional forays into kookville no doubt, but don't we all from time to time?

      We need a party of Barry Goldwaters, not Ted Cruzes and Sarah Palins

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    50. Re:Theory by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      When an otherwise intelligent Republican is forced to answer questions about evolution and global warming with "Well, I'm not a scientist"

      It's not like anyone's going to mistake any of the Republican candidates for scientists.

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    51. Re:Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Evolution is a conclusion based on facts.

      It is not a fact in and of itself.

      We can use evolutionary theory to make testable predictions. Animal breeders, regardless of their religious feelings use evolutionary theory to breed their animals (because money is at stake and any breeder that was too religious would go bankrupt and be selected out of the animal breeder population).

      The development of new species has been observed in the real world among insects including specifically some mosquitoes in britain.

      The theory of Evolution does not cover bio-genesis (the first living thing). Partially by definition.

      The word theory is used today where the word "Law" used to be used. So the Theory of Gravity and the Law of Gravity are synonymous.

      If we still used the word "Law", the "Law" of Evolution would be how we referred to it. The Theory of Evolution is a very strong construct.

      Personally, I find the long term bacteria experiment the most interesting. It shows that multiple random mutations separated by thousands of generations which had no effect for thousands of generations were required to develop the ability to consume "Citrate" as a food. Very cool stuff.

      Every generation has mutations. The average rate of 60 mutations among surviving humans compared to their parents has been observed. Most of those mutations have no immediate bad or good effect. But thousands of years later, they might result in higher or lower reproduction rates when a selective pressure is applied to the population.

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    52. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No.

      A Theory is a repeatedly not-disproven hypothesis.

      Like the Theory of Gravity, or the Theory of Electrodynamics, for example

      Note that these theories were modified (for non-Earthly purposes) by relativitistic and quantum mechanical revisions. Note, also, that quantum mechanics is not (yet) a theory, despite making correct predictions, since it also makes undecidable predictions.

    53. Re:Theory by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      He did say "many churches have done so", which is vague, but is more or less accurate. There are a number of churches that accept evolution. There are others that don't.

      I suppose you could dispute what "many" means, but I don't know why you'd bother, it's not like he said "all religions".

    54. Re: Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 0

      Really. Ok then, since abiogenesis is proven and I just need to read a little, do write out the exact mechanism with which amino acids formed proteins, explain how RNA became a thing from scratch, and then explain how the exact environmental conditions that made this possible.

      Be detailed, explaining every chemical process, and show your math where applicable.

    55. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You're partially right. Evolution isn't a theory.

      A Evolution is a hodgepodge of facts that don't point to the conclusions being drawn by its adherents.

      Sweet Jesus on an M-80, thank Gawd you posted AC.

      A hodgepodge of facts is about as bizzare a description of Evolution as you can get. The theory of evolution will always remain as such, because we weren't there to witness every single event from the origin of life.

      But experiments are all there, and non have refuted it.

      One of the biggest ones is the fact that in accordance with physics, the species in the various geologic strata confirm that the creatures of an age do not show up earlier than their age. Evolution could be disproven in a New York minute if a modern human was found at the wrong place in the geologic column. But synclines, anticlines and chemistry and radiodating all confirm that this has never happened.

      That is a fact borne out by experiments

      Species change over time - that is a true fact, and not a theory at all. Borne out by experiments and simple observation.

      You might as well deny that the sun creates electromagnatic energy we call light.

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    56. Re:Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Informative

      You make great points about some of the missing pieces in our understanding of evolution. You should consider applying your own approach to the alleged merits of Libertarianism which has far less empirical evidence backing it up than evolution.

      The missing pieces are the exact reason why I'm a libertarian. I personally am not even 100% sure what is best for myself, let alone everybody else. Hence I believe that not myself, nor anybody else, should be allowed to dictate how everybody else lives. That ranges in all subjects, from gay marriage to owning firearms.

      I do believe in the rule of law, but mainly for the purposes of making sure that people don't interfere with other people's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit.

      Do tell me however, why you're so sure that being authoritarian on certain matters is the best approach? Because if you don't identify as libertarian, then surely you have a lot of beliefs in that how you live your life surely should work best for everybody, and therefore they must obey your rules.

    57. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gravity is also the name we give to whatever mechanism makes us fall.

    58. Re:Theory by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      It may be a fact. It may not be a fact. But it is an irrelevant piece of information that doesn't guide a persons actions when they get up in the morning, which is why people continue to fight over it, because you can't conclusively settle something that doesn't really matter one way or the other.

      At the end of the day, it's just a bunch of bullies trying to force you to bow to their favorite myth.

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    59. Re:Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Correct. And the main point I was hitting on is that even to this day, our understanding of the processes of evolution continues to change. For example, most of the material (perhaps 95%) written in Charles Darwin's Origin of Species isn't even followed by modern science. I.e. Darwin wasn't aware of DNA.

    60. Re:Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, indeed, very few do succeed. I remember reading a statistic somewhere that well over 99% of all species that have ever existed are now extinct.

    61. Re:Theory by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I can accept that some of the churches will use and direct hatred, but at the same time, I think that's a cop-out. It is mostly fear and a lack of understanding. In other words, ignorance.

      The fundamentalists purport to derive direct meaning for everything from books that ceased having original content added around AD 120. Those books may have universal moral and ethical lessons, but I never read about Jesus giving a science lesson.

      Oddly, back in the day it was an innovation to follow the Bible without the directed interpretation of the Magisterium. It allowed people to connect to the words and face down those in the upper echelons of the Church who claimed that they made the rules, no matter how far from the original they strayed.

      Unfortunately, there is a reason that a magisterium develops, whether it be in religion or science.... most people have no idea what they are talking about. And that is the problem here. Where the Catholic church can reason its way out of reactionary attitudes to science (eventually), the fundamentalists cannot. And that is because they eschew analysis and interpretation. You are merely viewing the fear of the ignorant when exposed to ideas they can't accept, no matter how appealing or accepted by others. They can't understand that it isn't black and white.

    62. Re:Theory by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Personally I think Sanders would be more electable than Hilary but than I happen to like him more as a candidate as he at least offers a real choice. Of those running my dream matchup would be Sander vs. Paul or Sanders vs. Cruze as there would be real differences and hopefully actual debate about what way to go. I want to see a Clinton nomination about as much as a Bush nomination.

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    63. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Blind to your own sides BS?

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    64. Re:Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good, because if you were a Christian libertarian you'd be a complete fucking moron.

      Well a true Christian libertarian differs from me only in terms of their viewpoint of the world around them. If somebody is a Christian libertarian, then they believe in their god, the bible, and Jesus, but doesn't believe that their beliefs should be law.

    65. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am a Christian Socialist and I am perfectly comfortable with evolution being taught in school as the one theory which best fits all of the evidence. My copy of scripture does not say G-d did not use evolution to create Life. My copy of scripture is completely silent on the "How?" portion of the origin of Life, as well it should be since religion is often an attempt instead to answer "Why?".

    66. Re:Theory by bledri · · Score: 3, Informative

      Untrue: evolution certainly purports to explain the creation of life. The evidence there is quite lacking, unlike the evidence for "how it changes", but still it's a consistent explanation for life arising that doesn't require the invention of additional entities.

      No, you're conflating evolution and abiogenesis. Most scientists would agree that a natural process exists for the origin of life, but that process is not strictly evolution. There are various theories being worked on, but it's not as well understood and proven as evolution is. Evolution is what happens once you have slightly imperfect replicators and environmental pressure on those replicators. How the replicators came to be is a different matter.

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    67. Re: Theory by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Informative

      What does abiogenesis have to do with evolution? Those are 2 different questions. One is how life came from non-life, the other is how living things formed different species.

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    68. Re:Theory by Immerman · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, you're thinking of Abiogenesis - a hypothesis built upon evolutionary theory, and widely accepted as "probable, but as yet sorely lacking in detail" among the scientific community, but it is in no way integral to evolution.

      Evolutionary Theory is specifically concerned with the manner and mechanism by which living organisms adapt and change over time. It's not directly applicable to non-living systems, and thus can't address the initial formation of life, only what happened from that moment onward. Perhaps God waved her magic wand and created the first organism(s) - evolutionary theory has nothing to say about that. It only explains how those simple organisms adapted to become the vast array of life that now populates the Earth.

      Abiogenesis is the result of extrapolating Evolutionary theory backward from the earliest living organisms, and assuming that similar processes were at work among the non-living complex chemistry that eventually "evolved" into something we'd recognize as "life" through purely natural phenomena without resorting to any supernatural agency. It is a complementary theory, explaining how life began in a manner consistent with how it has adapted since then, and it does depend on Evolutionary Theory to give it plausibility, but that dependency is unilateral. Evolutionary theory is perfectly capable of standing on it's own, it simply completely ignores the subject of how life originally began as outside it's scope. Just as, say, Database Theory completely ignores the subjects of vacuum tubes and mechanical computation engines - they're simply not relevant to the subject at hand, despite the fact that modern computer science would not exist without them.

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    69. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Neurosurgeon is as close as any candidates come to scientist this round.

      Certainly closer than any shyster.

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    70. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Sanders would lose to any moderate R.

      Same as Paul would lose to any moderate D.

      Getting them to run fringe candidates against each other is unlikely.

      And there we stand. Carrier weasels on both sides.

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    71. Re: Theory by by+(1706743) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A professor of mine said something along the lines of, "Evolution is a fact -- but it's a lousy theory."

    72. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not like he said "all religions"

      Yes it's like he said "all religions". The churches didn't assert that "their religion and evolution are not in conflict", they made a statement about religion in general.

    73. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, also, that quantum mechanics is not (yet) a theory, despite making correct predictions, since it also makes undecidable predictions.

      Ludicrous. It does no such thing. There is no other explanation, and the only explanation for your statement is that you don't understand quantum physics. Which admittedly is normal:

      Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it. —Niels Bohr

    74. Re:Theory by galabar · · Score: 1

      It does seems like a good idea to fall on the side of personal freedom in any particular area until we are sure that it's a bad idea. The alternative, logically, would be to fall on the side of government control, until we are sure we don't need it (and then probably not remove it anyway because it has become so entrenched).

    75. Re: Theory by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your an idiot. Evolution has been proved if you would only read a little

      Be more precise, please.

      Evolution has been observed to occur, in nature, within our observational timescales. There's absolutely no question that evolution happens.

      In addition, evolution provides the best available explanation for vast numbers of detailed observations of what we see in the fossil record, the relationships between current living species and many, many other aspects of the living world around us. Further, the explanatory power of evolution has been used countless times to make predictions about ancient and modern life forms, and has never been contradicted. The scientific support for evolution as an explanation for the development of life is extraordinarily broad and deep.

      That said, no scientific theory is every "proved" in the sense that, say, a mathematical theorem is proved. Evolution is one of the most powerful and compelling theories in modern science; it's right up there with Newtonian mechanics in terms of the level of evidence... but there are still corners we don't understand and there may well be ways in which it's wrong. I strongly suspect that if it is wrong, it's wrong in the same way that Newtonian mechanics is wrong: it doesn't account for the extreme cases where we need to add in relativity or quantum mechanics, or both. But it's not totally inconceivable that some dramatically better explanation could arise that replaces evolution entirely (though said explanation would have to predict outcomes that look pretty much exactly like evolution).

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    76. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not aware of a single instance where speciation of a multicellular organism has been scientifically documented. The book, The Beak of the Finch, implied such an occurence, but I am not aware the marginally differentiated populations within interbreeding groups are accepted to be different species.

      Please cite your source. I would like read the paper or at least the synopsis. At least tell us the genus and species of the newly minted mosquito you mentioned, so we could look that up.

    77. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Knowledge in science is NEVER, EVER, a fact and should never be called such. SCIENCE is what we believe we know at the time based on the evidence and our understanding of it. A scientific fact is never, ever, to be considered 100% truth, but a line item we believe is most likely true based on the evidence in record. Period. If it was 100% truth then science could never update itself when new evidence, or a better understanding of the old, comes to be. Reality is reality, a fact is a fact; Science NEVER claims to know for certain those things.

      Does not matter if you can repeat an experiment 87 times... Because we do not have ALL the evidence at this point we still only say "It's most likely to be true". Once you say anything definitive you are no longer talking science or logic.

      We are not 100% certain our universe is real. All things under that take this attribute.

      I trust science because of these things. What I hate is people who treat science as truth, and attack theists (I am a notorious anti-theist) using this line of thinking. If you cant admit that the theists are right when they call theories theories; aka not unquestionable facts, then you have allowed them to get to you so much that you can no longer trust your own reason.

    78. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So until we've gotten it 100% figured out, I'm fine with somebody saying that it's "just a theory", even if they say so multiple times. Besides, this action here is leagues better than saying some invisible man did it.

      It's ironic how people who say that don't know what the meaning of the word theory is in science. Arguably, you don't seem to understand it either. Saying that evolution is "just a theory" is like saying "Usain Bolt is just a multiple olympic gold medalist". If you're fine with it, it implies that you use the word in its colloquial sense when theory is the highest "status" there is in science. If you understood science, you wouldn't use a phrase like "until we've gotten it 100 % figured out" either. A theory in science can be refined or appended and its scope limited when new observations don't fit but before a method for repeatedly making accurate predictions from observations is called a theory it has proven its worth and utility in the world repeatedly. Newtonian mechanics are still used in engineering and will always be true within their scope. General relativity hasn't changed that and did not mean that it was "100 % figured out". When observations contradict a scientific theory, it means that there's something new to figure out and if whatever is figured out then reaches the status of theory, it will later be contradicted by new observations to start yet another iteration of the same scientific method.

    79. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...

      Textbooks used in Alabama science classes have carried a disclaimer sticker for years stating that evolution is a "controversial theory," not fact, and the new course of study doesn't change the warnings, which were advocated by Christian conservatives.

      A committee that will review science texts could consider whether to remove or alter the stickers, officials said. A public hearing is set for Nov. 9 in Montgomery.

    80. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I don't like 'Darwinism'. I do not believe in the survival of the fittest. That doesn't mean I don't believe in evolution. Evolution isn't even something to believe in because it is just a fact that you can see happen from hour to hour when you just open your eyes. But evolution is not survival of the fittest. I do not think we are the top of evolution because we are living right at this moment after all other species have died out. Evolution just means change. And it is not always change for the best. I don't even think that Darwin wanted to describe evolution like you are suggesting 'fittest as in more fit than what was before'.
       
      Science isn't better or 'fitter' than religion. In some area's on this planet, people have to survive (!) by rejecting science and embracing a fundamental believe in medieval by human fabricated texts. That too is evolution and 'survival of the fittest', although it pains my heart that we seems to go downwards on the evolutionary 'fittest' ladder since we entered the 21th century.

      Evolution is also not limited to live forms. Everything changes and it is a result of what we interpret as the concept of time. Although time itself doesn't really exist, we use it to describe evolution, the change of everything including the entire universe. There was never a point in the history of the universe nor will there be a point in the future of the universe that was or will be a 'better' or 'fitter' universe. With the knowledge we have today, it isn't even a survival, because the universe and everything with it has to die one day. But long before the universe dies out, our sun will have burned out, and our planet will have become inhabitable. That's also evolution, and not for the best.

      Maybe we will someday manage to become interstellar travelers to survive the death of our sun, maybe we will just be wiped out. But what I know for sure is that potential interstellar traveling descendant of ours is not 'fitter' than us. That species will probably be adapted for a live in microgravity and will be crushed in an earth like gravitation field.

    81. Re:Theory by rgbatduke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides, we cannot positively exclude the possibility that we are all power units in The Matrix, and everything we think we know is false. There is no good reason to think that this is true, but that is not sufficient (especially under the circumstances) to prove it false. The same is true for the religious explanations -- there is no evidence worthy of the term to support them, but provided you are willing to believe in an insane deity who built a deliberately deceptive Universe and who runs it strangely like a reality simulation for absurd purposes, you can't rule them out logically or empirically, you can only state that they are very unlikely to be true, in a very precise statistical sense. Evolution, on the other hand is very likely to be true in general even as almost any given particular theory of evolution is likely to be false, or at least incomplete. Not as likely as it is that gravitation is a true theory to a much, much higher degree of approximation, but still enough to be casually referred to as "fact", part of the self-consistent network of mutually supported scientific beliefs that represent a system that is at least nearly completely consistent with observational data across the board.

      Solipsism cannot be logically or empirically ruled out. Magnetic monopoles cannot be ruled out. Absence of evidence is not sufficient evidence of absence, but it can be used to set probability bounds, and when there is no empirical support for a hypothesis that stands in the company of a near-infinity of alternative equally unsupported hypotheses, the comparatively small family of hypotheses that have reproducible empirical support and that are consistent with other observationally verified and mutually consistent hypotheses have a huge, huge edge in the probable truth game.

      rgb

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    82. Re: Theory by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Yes, but as others have pointed out there's a considerable difference between the facts of evolution (which have, indeed, been observed) and the Theory of Evolution, which has been modified several times within my lifetime. E.g., the 1940's Theory could not encompass epigenetic modifications. And the current version of the Theory cannot account for the origin of life on Earth. It can't even rule out Panspermia.

      That said, it seems fairly clear that the successor theory to the current Theory of Evolution will only be a slight modification. OTOH, that's what the Newtonian physicists believed.

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    83. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, no one has asked Hillary whether she's in favor or opposed to taking the face off of a fetus while the heart's still beating in order to harvest the brain.

    84. Re: Theory by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      you'll have to pass this meaning to your professor... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    85. Re:Theory by Barsteward · · Score: 4, Informative

      " The formal scientific definition of "theory" is quite different from the everyday meaning of the word. It refers to a comprehensive explanation of some aspect of nature that is supported by a vast body of evidence. " - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    86. Re:Theory by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Theory mean something different in scientific terms i.e. a proven hypothesis. Check your disctionary for all the meanings

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    87. Re:Theory by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Yes it's like he said "all religions". The churches didn't assert that "their religion and evolution are not in conflict", they made a statement about religion in general.

      Implicitly, they're saying that there isn't a conflict between any religion and evolution, and that any church/religion/sect/whatever which disagrees is wrong. One religion implying that another is wrong is hardly a new thing, and it wouldn't surprise me if some of them had made a blanket assertion concerning the conflict between religion and evolution.

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    88. Re:Theory by bledri · · Score: 4, Informative

      Neurosurgeon is as close as any candidates come to scientist this round.

      Certainly closer than any shyster.

      No, he's not. Here is what Ben Carson believes:

      “Carbon dating, all these things,” he said “really doesn’t mean anything to a God who has the ability to create anything at any point in time. “Dealing with the complexity of the human brain,” Carson continued, “and somebody says that came from a slime pit full of promiscuous biochemicals? I don’t think so.” Curiously, Carson did not reject natural selection – the engine that drives evolution – saying he “totally believe[s]” that useful genetic traits are more often passed on than less useful traits. But he could not draw the connection between that process acting over millennia and the human eye: “Give me a break. According to their scheme – boom, it had to occur overnight.”

      So he doesn't believe evolution nor does he even know enough about it to understand that the evolution of the eye happened over time and does not have to happen overnight. The fact that he can be a doctor and hold these views just shows how extreme cognitive dissonance can be.

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    89. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same logic, the turning of a baby into an adult has never been observed, yet we know it happens all the time

    90. Re:Theory by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Well the, god is an idiot for making a complicated system to create life. Your scripture is completely silent on "How" because it didn;t know "how" so it said God did it. it doesn;t attempt to answer "why" at all, it tells you thats how it must be. The "why" hypothesis is the latest spin on trying to be relevant.

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    91. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes you can be fittest by being weaker, slower and less aggressive than others.

      That summarizes my fitness strategy in high school and college. It did not result in any children, so I guess it failed.

    92. Re:Theory by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Darwin's biggest contribution to evolution was the scientific evidence he produced. Though he was ridiculed (and continues to be) by clergy it wasn't his theory that made the biggest history, it was the meticulous documentation he did that eventually won. In other words it was the facts he discovered, not his supposition of the cause that has had the biggest effect. One item of note, Alfred Russel Wallace had collected an equal amount of data using completely different methods and species (based more on fossils than living creatures) and Darwin beat him to publication. The collected data between the two works was so compelling that it laid the foundation for entire branches of science. The evidence they both collected was voluminous and irrefutable. This data laid the foundation and other scientists quickly built on that foundation, we have a dozen branches of biological science that wouldn't exist without the discovery of the fact of evolution. One of those is molecular biology.

      At this point in time the amount of data backing the fact of evolution is essentially irrefutable at this point, it would be like trying to prove thermodynamics wrong. The theory of how it works is still being fought over but not the fact that it exists.

    93. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, things are real. "Falling" is a word we made up for something things seem to do sometimes.

    94. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since there is no proof of (God), evolution is more likely? Not in your case, I'm afraid.

      For the sake of your children, I hope their grandparents were raised in a relatively stress free environment and the schools they attend stress a liberal education.

      If God exists, may her sense if humor and her vacation budget without be without limit.

    95. Re: Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Google for
      C. p. f. molestus,
      mosquito london underground
      1998 or 1999.

      it's old news.

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    96. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he didn't observe or measure anything, it wouldn't matter then or now, would it?

      Disentangle that, Spin Maestro!

    97. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU. I understand the fucken word. Stop. This word is chosen because we are humble and because we know that science is subject to change based on the evidence in record. It is a theory with evidence that points towards. If ypu believe that a theory is meant to be taken as 100% hard cold fact then you dont understand science, at all, and should STFU.

    98. Re:Theory by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if the christian or jewish bible had any real meat to it, it would have told us things that could not possibly be known 'way back then' but are found to be true, today.

      is there any single thing in any of those bibles that indicates there was true knowlege communicated to man that man could not have known on his own (or just made shit up)?

      sure, there is no vocabulary for atoms and black holes and such, but there is also no real attempt - that I'm aware of - to say anything other than 'it was magic!' in any of those bibles. in fact, any of the world's bibles or religious papers.

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    99. Re:Theory by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Current Libertarianism, as with all other current political theories, is too ill defined to admit of evidence either affirming or refuting it. The only exception that I can think of is communism (small c) which has been shown to work reasonably well in small groups (about 13 people or fewer) with close affinities. Most of the evidence comes from smaller groups of closely related individuals (families). In larger groups it can be meta-stable up to around 50 people, but even this level of stability requires a charismatic leader. After that it devolves into some other form.

      Examples of well defined forms which do not, and cannot practically, exist is absolute Monarchy. The historical forms which are given that name always contain a strong bureaucratic element with is not a part of the definition. Even an aristocratic hierarchy is not a part of the definition of absolute monarchy. In an actual implementation of an absolute monarchy all decisions would be made by the monarch. Intermediate forms can exist, but are not well-defined. Thus in the pre-revolution French Monarchy there was not only a strong bureaucracy, but there was also a court of nobles that the King could not safely ignore the interests of.

      Again, my basic assertion is that no existing political theory that is well defined has any measurable probability of existing under the current situation for any measurable amount of time. Everything that exists is a mix. This makes evidence as to their desirability quite dubious, and also makes attempts to estimate their transition states dubious. One makes educated guesses and does the best one can based on that.

      A more reasonable grounds for a political theory would be statistical in nature and would predict how people would react in well defined situations. I don't know whether you'd call that politics, sociology, or psychology, but we don't have a workable theory yet. Only some rules of thumb that usually work, e.g.:
      If you give people power over other people, and don't have any punishment for bad behavior, many of them will abuse their power for personal gain or even just enjoyment.
      This has been repeatedly validated, though I don't know of any controlled experiments to find precise limits.

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    100. Re:Theory by lgw · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking of Abiogenesis - a hypothesis built upon evolutionary theory, and widely accepted as "probable, but as yet sorely lacking in detail" among the scientific community, but it is in no way integral to evolution. ... Abiogenesis is the result of extrapolating Evolutionary theory backward from the earliest living organisms,

      Right, so evolution purports to explain the origin of life. That's what I said. The origin of life can be explained through the theory of evolution without inventing additional entities. I didn't think that was so confusing.

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    101. Re: Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 0

      Abiogenesis is just one (and the most obvious) part of evolution that is not yet known. There are still plenty of other processes that aren't fully understood, however I deliberately fixated on that as one example, just to show that we don't (yet) have the answers to everything.

      Only creationists claim to have the answers to everything. And I don't give a shit if you're a christian or an atheist, if you think you know it all, then you may as well be a creationist.

    102. Re:Theory by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      My copy of scripture does not say G-d did not use evolution to create Life.

      Oh? So you are a Christian Socialist who rejects Genesis, which pretty much states that God did not use evolution to create life (along with countless other absurdities)? What about the parts of the New Testament in which Jesus endorses Genesis and the supposed existence of Noah and his Fabulous Ark? That puts some pretty serious constraints on evolution, I do declare! Not to mention the problems with collecting a few million species from all over the Earth, putting them inside a wooden boat the size of a Wal Mart at the outside ventilated by a single window less than 1 meter square in area, and keeping them fed and alive for 40 days and nights of rain falling at a rate of an inch a minute, and then replacing them in all of their diverse ecosystems all over the planet right down to small Pacific islands, all using wooden boats that lacked so much as a compass and in a single human lifetime with the labor of a single human family.

      So sure, if you are a Christian Socialist who just makes stuff up to avoid the problems with the supposed scriptural basis of your belief set, then your scripture might well say that God created the Universe out of Legos or cubic blocks of stuff mined out of a virtual place that doesn't objectively exist (because places that objectively exist are already part of the Universe) and nobody can ever prove you wrong, but you are mistaken when you claim to be a Christian. You are the believer in a religion you just made up that steals some of its ideas and beliefs from the Abrahamic religions but is a formal heresy in all of them.

      Just to be picky.

      As for both how and why -- scripture is of course far from silent on both of these points (unless it is scripture you wrote for yourself, of course, when it can contain anything -- or not -- that you like) but no matter what, religion can do no more than make unprovable and usually ethically absurd claims as to why as well. They are precisely equivalent in both provability and reason to asserting that we are all power units in The Matrix and that's Why -- because some higher order being needs the power and provides us with a dream world to live in while we do. It's impossible to prove any such claim false in spite of the utter lack of evidence that it is true. All a believer has to do is assert that the Matrix is too well run to ever let you take a capsule and escape it. So sure, we could all be here to participate in a bizarre game that puts reality TV to shame in which if we believe just the right things without evidence (generally as a consequence of the accidents of our birth and how we were raised before we developed the ability to think critically) then we get to go to an invisible place and live there forever in a state of guaranteed happiness, insulated from entropy and evil for eternity, with the optional but commonly accepted adjunct that if we fail to hold just the right beliefs, we are "voted off the island" and believe me, off of the island is not a place you want to be... or, we could use common sense and observation and conclude that the "why" question is unanswerable and hence meaningless.

      rgb

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    103. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Theories are _never_ proven.

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    104. Re:Theory by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You are confusing "A theory of evolution" with "the current theory of evolution". There are clearly theories of evolution that include the origin of life, but that is not a part of the current consensus theory.

      It is quite plausible that some future theory of evolution will include a theory of the origin of life on Earth (which might even be Panspermia rather than Abiogenesis), but that's not a part of the current theory.

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    105. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... all of their attempts to support that claim are embarrassingly poorly thought-out, however.

    106. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually how the moon formed is not entirely settled: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon#Formation since they don't have a theory that fits all the observed data. I suppose that proves your point.

    107. Re:Theory by Beck_Neard · · Score: 1

      What other theory is there? Honestly, what other theory than evolution comes even close to explaining the evidence? I'm not aware of one.

      > So until we've gotten it 100% figured out

      That's an absurd and impossible goal.

      Look, I get what you're saying. Our knowledge isn't perfect. I agree with that. We should never allow ourselves to fall into hubris. There are plenty of scientific theories that have gained 'mass acceptance' but really haven't been proven in any satisfactory way yet. So just because something has gained mass acceptance doesn't mean it's definitely true.

      But the theory of evolution has been 'proven' beyond any reasonable doubt. If this were a court room, the suspect would have been convicted and executed long ago. The people who deny evolution are like the people who think Elvis is still alive. You shouldn't tell them, "You have a point, but..." They don't have a point. They are wrong and need to understand this.

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    108. Re:Theory by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't disagree with you on substance, but I have two issues with what you wrote. First, your usage of "theory" doesn't match the specific definition of the word as it is used in the term "Theory of Evolution". Dictionary.com lists that definition first:

      a coherent group of *tested* general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena...

      [emphasis mine]

      So "Theory" in this sense is the highest level of certainty there is in science. Physicists don't regard Newton's "Theory of Gravitation" as conjectural. That more common colloquial sense of "theory" (as something conjectural) is listed as the second definition.

      Also, I feel the whole metaphor of science as a Darwinian struggle between ideas gets the spirit of the enterprise wrong; and I think this view of matters underlies misunderstandings we often see here about what "scientific consensus" means.

      Scientific consensus is not about establishing a group agreement about what constitutes eternal, unassailable truth. It's about establishing an agreement about where the burden of proof lay. It could be with those who say an idea is true, with those who say it is false, or with both.

      For example I think it's pretty clear that faster than light travel is inconsistent with currently accepted theories (sense 1) in physics like Special Relativity. That doesn't mean that some theoretical physicists don't have some ideas of how it might be accomplished, but at present those ideas fall under the heading of "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof". However any physicist is free to assert that FTL is twaddle without having to perform a lengthy re-hashing of all the evidence everyone's already familiar with anyway.

      Now why not simply say everyone has the same burden of proof no matter what their position is? Wouldn't that be fair? Well, no. It wouldn't be fair to all the people who worked to gather and defend the evidence behind the current scientific consensus to give some random guy's brainstorm equal weight to that evidence. In any case that would be impractical. It makes no sense to demand that people who support the laws of thermodynamics muster the same level of detailed argument that you'd demand of someone who claimed to have built a perpetual motion machine. It'd be a waste of everyone's time.

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    109. Re:Theory by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The problem is that "God" is not, in general, a well defined term. This makes either validation or refutation impossible.

      FWIW, I have a relatively precise definition that works for me, and which I have empirical evidence for. (It falls well short of proof.) Unfortunately, I don't believe that there's a religion on the planet that would accept my definition...unless you consider a relatively strict Buddhist sect to be a religion (relatively strict meaning they base their beliefs on "The Word" and a relatively few other works of about the same period). Many people would refuse to call them a religion, and prefer to call it a philosophy.

      FWIW, I do not accept that sect's beliefs. I believe that they accept some things that were traditional beliefs at that time without questioning them. But they've got a lot going for them. E.g., look up what "The Word" says about "Karma". It's a lot closer to materialism than most people would find comfortable.

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    110. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the current version of the Theory cannot account for the origin of life on Earth.

      Which has nothing to do with the the theory of evolution.

    111. Re: Theory by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Informative

      You seem to think abiogenesis is somehow part of evolution. They are two separate things. This is my point.

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    112. Re:Theory by pyster · · Score: 1

      Actually, IT DOES HAVE THE SAME FUCKEN MEANING. It is a hypothesis of what is likely to be true based on the evidence in record. Science NEVER EVER claims certainty on anything, even if we have done the experiments a million times. The only difference I will allow is that a scientific theory has been better vetted, has more evidence in record. The reason the word theory is used is is because science must be adaptable to change. If we do not recognize a theory as something who's truth can still be questioned we cannot update what we believe is most likely to be true based on the evidence in record.

      http://dictionary.reference.co...

      Read the scienftic theory wiki also, and research what other actual scientists have said about the concept over time. The meanings are the fucken same. I think people must think that theory means 'a guess with no evidence" or some dumb shit like that.

      When people of science fail to argue this correctly they do damage to progress. Becaus eyou are wrong on this line item, and you are, others will figure all you have to say is garbage and ignore it.

    113. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution as we understand it is fundamentally based on genetic evolution. There may be other modes of evolution, but unless they're analogous to genetic evolution than we don't really know much about them. "Imperfect replicators" is much too broad a scope. At that level of abstraction evolution loses most of its scientific substance.

      Also, you don't necessarily need imperfect replication as long as you have something like sexual reproduction and a large gene pool. Combinatorics and complex protein interactions could theoretically provide all the behaviors you could possibly need to adapt. Of course, imperfection is certainly useful when building that gene pool.

    114. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. From the perspective of contemporaneous witnesses, a time traveling Jesus passing out antibiotics would seem supernatural. And if you teleported into a stone age village, would you start 1) start explaining blackholes, 2) be a humanitarian and help people, or 3) go on a power trip? I'm thinking #1 is least likely. A time traveling Jesus would seem to have picked door #2 and #3.

      Actually, there's #4: embed cryptic messages foretelling the future in your stories. There's plenty of people who have found this evidence--you just need to apply the correct onetime pad.

    115. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you show me the specific material manifestation of "science", so I can verify it's physical existence?

      While we're at it, can you show me what "survives" in evolution? It seems absolutely nothing physical does, just its "information". Can you show me quantitatively the surviving information?

    116. Re: Theory by meglon · · Score: 1

      You're just yanking my entanglement.... or, are you....

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    117. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a different AC, jumping in.

      You are clearly unfamiliar with "Modernity" (a popular, modern, educated interpretation of the Christian religion). You should not be blamed for this...the fundamentalists are very loud whereas Modernists tend to mind their own business.

      Modernity interprets the creation account in Genesis as being mythology. Modernity can do this, because the entirely non-Biblical notion of Biblical inerrance is flatly rejected. The old testament is regarded primarily as history (teaches Christians about their Jewish origins) and not so much as doctrine. Plenty of the new testament, incidentally, is seen as metaphor and discussion as well (it isn't all doctrine).

      Incidentally, the official Catholic position is that the creation account in Genesis is just a big metaphor. Pretty much the only people that take a literal reading of that are the fundamentalist protestants.

      I try to avoid holding a low opinion of all atheists just because some of them were jerks (like, you know, Hitler). I should hope you would take the same attitude towards Christians.

    118. Re:Theory by Immerman · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it doesn't. Again, with a minimum of words:
      Evolutionary Theory has nothing to say about the origins of life
      Abiogenesis purports to explain the origin of life

      Abiogenesis uses the principles of evolution as a starting point, but pushes them well beyond the limit of the claims stated within Evolutionary Theory. You can be 100% confident in Evolutionary Theory, and still believe that Abiogenesis is complete hogwash.

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    119. Re:Theory by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      I hope they push the *theory* of sarcastic humor in your institution of choice....

    120. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Sanders versus Carson?

    121. Re:Theory by Falos · · Score: 1

      It's whatever you label the slot for "Recognized as the closest approximation for 'observed reality' possible until a superior alternative to fallible human sensory perception becomes available".

      Most people just round over the gap and say Fact.

    122. Re:Theory by nwaack · · Score: 1

      False.

    123. Re:Theory by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 2
      Technically, fitness is defined as "the expected number of offspring that reach reproductive age". Survival of the fittest thus means that the individuals that create most offspring that can reproduce, tend to survive. This is almost tautological, so not believing in that is, how shall I say it, a bit weird. It's not about having some objective measure of being on top of something, or being 'better'. It's solely about the ability to reproduce more efficiently than others.

      Evolution as mere change, although a valid use in the English language, has nothing to do with the theory of Evolution that governs biological life. Not stars, not planets.

    124. Re:Theory by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I once in a lifetime opportunity for a 3rd party. But not any of the usual suspects.

      Sanders is more or less a green, Carson is from bible thumper wing of the Rs.

      Before the holy rollers will back the fuck off they need to realize they are un-electable. Which is a tough problem, considering this is a group that continues to think Palin is anything but a bad joke.

      D greenies are in the same boat. They are socially isolated and don't realize what the rest of the nation thinks of them.

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    125. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, "theory" absolutely does not mean "a proven hypothesis".

      How have we gotten such idiots in recent years? There is no such thing as a proven hypothesis, or a proven theory--both are -without limit- open to new empirical data and -permanently- open to revision. That's what science is, and always will be. It won't change because you claim otherwise to fit some pet notion.

    126. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, check the prediction for the maximum lifespan for a man. Correct for 2500 years now and counting. Some lucky goat herder, eh?

    127. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, only homos get MRSA, right?
      We'll all be laughing about it when we go visit the sparkling white corral formations in hawaii that god put there that way.

    128. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass

      There are a ton of things in physics that are 100% true and immutable.

    129. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That species can change by evolution is a fact. That species change exclusively by means of evolution isn't even a theory--it's a non sequitur.

    130. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Curiously, Carson did not reject natural selection – the engine that drives evolution – saying he “totally believe[s]” that useful genetic traits are more often passed on than less useful traits. But he could not draw the connection between that process acting over millennia and the human eye: “Give me a break. According to their scheme – boom, it had to occur overnight.”

      So he doesn't believe evolution nor does he even know enough about it to understand that the evolution of the eye happened over time and does not have to happen overnight. The fact that he can be a doctor and hold these views just shows how extreme cognitive dissonance can be.

      Aint that da truth!

      Ugh - the human eye isn't even close to perfection. You want the raptors for that.

      But the weird thing about fundies bringing up they eye, again, and again, and again, is that the irreducible complexity argument has been debunked, again and again, and again. But just like Chucky, it refuses to die.

      For the uninitiated, an eye like ours would definitely not spring up overnight. But it didn't have to.

      Light is electromagnetic energy. And since energy always has some sort of effect on the thing the energy strikes, wherther warming for IR, sensing the energy is a pretty normal thing to happen.

      A lot of chemicals, fully natural, will undergo changes when hit by light. If an organism happens to have these chemicals within it, it might end up reacting in some way to light.

      Sound far fetched? Well, it has happened, and still does.

      There are bacteria and tiny little critters in the ocean that have day/night feeding cycles based on sensing light. No "eyes" as such, but a chemical reaction

      There are relatively primitive critters like bivalves that have primitive eyes. Not focusing, but many have multiple eyes that sense light, and can determine the direction of the light, or more important, the direction where the light goes away, as in a predator.

      Then from there, we run an entire gamut of eyes, all leading up to where we are today. In the end, although an amazing organ, it is anything but magic, and needs no divine intervention to exist.

      Hey creationists - any other examples of irreduceable complexity you need skewered - again?

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    131. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be interested to read about Lucretius and "On the Nature of Things"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_rerum_natura
      and
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicureanism

      "sure, there is no vocabulary for atoms "
      So there was... at least after 50 B.C. which makes the (assumed) lack of any such inclusion of such ideas in the new testament or more recent texts even more damning.

      I'm not sure what is more damning.. not including the idea of atoms or trying to claim you did after the fact:
      http://www.answering-islam.org/authors/katz/quran/science/atoms.html

    132. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      And yet, no one has asked Hillary whether she's in favor or opposed to taking the face off of a fetus while the heart's still beating in order to harvest the brain.

      Thank you for proving my point exactly. Rail on brother.

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    133. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, nobody knows what's real. We build elaborate models that represent our sense data, comparing it with other people's sense data in order to approximate objectivity. But none of this actually demonstrates reality, so much as the collective human body of sense data.

    134. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what slays me. When people of a certain persuasion get defensive about some scientific principle, they will say "well it's only a theory." As if to say that it's an intellectual abstraction that hasn't been proven, is controversial, or has other problems of acceptance in the scientific community.

      What they mean to say is "well it's only a hypothesis" (which would be factually incorrect, but at least it captures the intent of their statement).

      Instead they use incorrect language to portray an incorrect idea about the standing of a scientific idea. Makes me wonder sometimes, if we should just let those statements stand, uncommented on, as a monument to rigid thinking and ideas gone haywire.

    135. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong

      Simple counter-example

      Pythagorean Theorem.

      A proof exists.

      numbnuts

    136. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a trip, or a stumble...

    137. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no possible way of determining it didn't happen "overnight". You couldn't tell if a geneticist today made an "upgrade" to an organism, and you have unlimited ability to analyze the organism directly. You have nothing like that for all of a species' history. You hope it isn't the case, for some weird worldview reason. That's all you have.

    138. Re: Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      You seem to think abiogenesis is somehow part of evolution. They are two separate things. This is my point.

      Of course it is, you're just splitting hairs over which time period we're referring to (and/or you're splitting hairs over micro vs macro evolution.) Abiogenesis itself is where we get from individual amino acid molecules to prokaryotes (we already know where the amino acids themselves came from.) The process of abiogenesis is without a doubt evolution, just the early early stages of it, or rather just one of many processes (for example, horizontal gene transffer, viral gene transfer, natural selection, selective selection, and the most recent, genetic engineering.)

      Bottom line is you can't just instantly start with a full set of proteins that self replicate from just amino acids alone.

    139. Re: Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      It very much does. Evolution as a whole deals with how species change from one to the next. You're just picking an arbitrary cutoff point of where nonliving matter becomes nonliving matter and saying "ok this isn't evolution", even though there's an evolutionary process to get there.

    140. Re:Theory by sdinfoserv · · Score: 0

      Though I agree with your premise, I disagree with your suggested outcome. I would submit that humans are no longer evolving. Since the dawn of our species, those individuals with mutations adverse to survival died thus not furthering that specific mutation. The stupid would do dumb things and get killed or be considered undesirable. Today, every single individual is considered 'important' and extreme resources are expended to save and even the most life threatening mutations. There's no resource contention for superior mutations to adapt and proliferate. It's actually worse today - the insidiously stupid are not only rewarded (ie: given their own reality show) but encouraged to pass on a host of clearly useless qualities and/or genetics..

    141. Re:Theory by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      The theory of Evolution does not cover bio-genesis (the first living thing). Partially by definition.

      This is one of the big hang-ups for religious people........I've found if I explain natural selection to people, they readily accept it, as long as I clarify that "I'm not here trying to prove God doesn't exist, I'm only trying to show you something cool."

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    142. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are most likely right about the christian and jewish bible. I am aware of buddhism sutras that says that Buddha said that a cup of clear water contains thousands (36,000 to be exact, but it is just metaphor for "many") of "worms" (micro-organisms).

    143. Re: Theory by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      When we'return speaking evolution in the context of education, we specifically mean evolution by means of natural selection. Aka Darwinian evolution. Which says nothing whatsoever about the origins of life.

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    144. Re: Theory by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Being a white middle class male who never learned about privilege growing up is why you're a Libetarian.

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    145. Re: Theory by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Evolution, the observation that life evolves, is a fact. We can see it happen. The theory of natural selection is our best attempt at explaining this observable fact.

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    146. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A moderate Republican has about the same chance of winning the nomination as winning powerball for 52 straight weeks.

    147. Re: Theory by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It very much does. Evolution as a whole deals with how species change from one to the next. You're just picking an arbitrary cutoff point of where nonliving matter becomes nonliving matter and saying "ok this isn't evolution", even though there's an evolutionary process to get there.

      There's an utterly obvious cutoff point, and it's not at all arbitrary. When you first get a self-replicating molecular structure that is sufficiently stable that some modifications don't destroy either its stability or its ability to replicate, that's where evolution begins. Until that point, you cannot have any evolution. Abiogenesis is the question of how that first self-replicating structure arose and what it looked like.

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    148. Re:Theory by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Even better, in English, would be to describe it as the the survival of the species that fit best in their environment.

      In a modern society where we can talk about sex it's more like compound interest applied to reproduction since it's not just about fitting the environment, a peacock's feathers is primarily to impress the opposite sex not dealing with any environmental pressure. Unless you use a very broad understanding of the word environment to apply on every level of interaction between individuals, groups, species, the natural environment and whatnot. Those who on average multiply more quickly outnumber those who multiply less, add inheritable traits and you essentially have micro-evolution.

      Heck, even evolution opponents don't argue with the fact that kids resemble their parents only that there's some kind of invisible barrier that prevents many small steps from eventually becoming a journey, like if each species was on an isolated island. That humans may change hair and eye color but we'll never cease to be human and we never got here from being monkeys, we were always human ever since God created us. And really that's the one they care about because it's our position as God's ultimate creation that makes us special, we're not some random roll of the evolutionary dice. And despite having a pretty good row of proto-humans now showing the transition you can't compress millions of years of evolution into a lab and point to a smoking gun. Without Adam and Eve being literally created in the garden of Eden the whole Old Testament falls apart, so I'm sure how modern Christians cope. Probably by not thinking too much about it, it's very useful if you want to believe.

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    149. Re: Theory by amiga3D · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most evolutionists seem to think they have the answers to everything as well. I always enjoyed asking questions in school that I knew were bedeviling scientists about evolution. Watching a know it all snobby professor dance around and then get pissed off about it was amusing. I'm happy to admit I really don't know how God created the Universe. I'm also happy to pick at know everything jerks who don't know how evolution created it either.

    150. Re:Theory by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      ...and it's all turtles, all the way down.

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    151. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word theory is used today where the word "Law" used to be used. So the Theory of Gravity and the Law of Gravity are synonymous.

      If we still used the word "Law", the "Law" of Evolution would be how we referred to it. The Theory of Evolution is a very strong construct.

      No. Science has both theories and laws. One has not replaced the other in usage. There is Maxwell's Law and the Theory of Electromagnetism. There is the Law of Universal Gravitation (and a Law of Gravity) and the Theory of Gravity. There is the Law of Evolution and the Theory of Evolution. There's Quantum Mechanics (which is a set of equations equivalent to a scientific law) and there's Quantum Theory.
      Scientific laws are facts which are observed, predicted, and repeatable. Theories generally come well after the laws have been identified, and can be considered a tested and verified explanation for all known facts/laws beneath that subject.

    152. Re: Theory by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      In terms of education, genetics often come into play, and again, there's more to it than natural selection, even if we ignore abiogenesis entirely.

    153. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Direct, quantitative measurements of nature, along with the detailed conditions of those measurements are scientific facts. Technical models (math) that match those measurements can be considered facts within the region of the direct measurements. Applying those technical models outside the region of available measurements produces extrapolations, not facts. Our available direct measurements are limited to a small slice in time (a few hundred years) and a very small portion of the universe. Not trying to the diminish the importance of extrapolations in science; they are obviously crucial to the scientific process.
      Fortunately, views on evolution and origins of live have very little direct effect on mankind. The one significant effect is in forming a person's "world view". So it is important for the public to understand the limited direct measurements upon which ideas of evolution and origins of life are formed.

    154. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to know the answer of whether the Bible is real or not, why don't you ask the author of the Bible? You may think I am joking but I am serious. 2 Ti 3:16 tells us the author is God. 1 John 5:14 and 1 Ti 2:4 shows He will answer will answer sincere requests or prayers to find out whether the Bible is real. He wants everyone to personally know the truth for themselves. Try to be as specific as possible in what you want to know. Also the Bible condemns magic (Deut 18:10) so it definitely doesn't say 'it was magic.' Note Genesis 1:2 says it was God's spirit that was used in creation. If you want to witness that same spirit in action try what I said.

    155. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only have one rule. For the libertarians to shut up unless they earned their money instead of getting it from mommy.

      [ soft sounds of grasshoppers chirping in empty landscape ]

      Ahhh, deafening silence.

      Every time I hear a Libertarian bitching about how the government won't let them succeed, I look carefully for the inherited money that paid for thier schools, their house, and their computer access. Haven't met a libertarian without a parental handout yet!

    156. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ...and it's all turtles, all the way down.

      That would be awesome. I loves them turtles.

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    157. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Technically, nobody knows what's real. We build elaborate models that represent our sense data, comparing it with other people's sense data in order to approximate objectivity. But none of this actually demonstrates reality, so much as the collective human body of sense data.

      'Thar reminds me of when Brian and Stewie were stoned on an episode of Family Guy. There might be a bit of that going on in your response, mebbe?

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    158. Re: Theory by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Real science takes the form of, if you do this, that will happen; try it for yourself if you don't believe me.

      This is what gives it the power to overturn popular opinion.

      If it fails to uphold this standard, it's nothing but deduction and no better than myth.

      People have ridden on the coattails of "scientific credibility" for a long time, hiding the fact that it's not science that they're doing by presenting a suitable image to the world, to the point that the word has mostly lost its meaning.

      Listening to creationists argue with athiests about the origin is amusing because generally speaking, the creationists don't understand religion, the athiests don't understand science, and nothing is ever said that changes how anybody behaves in the slightest.

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    159. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution has nothing to do with how life started, we may never know the precise explanation of how we got from mere amino acids to multi-celled organisms and evolution will still fine

    160. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, this detracts from the value of all things

      So says the fucktard that has all of his fucking posts do the fucking same. The GP was replying to a post that had no fucking point to fucking begin with.

       

      and you should stick you head in a bucket of awful.

      That's what you do every time I fuck your mom so hard she moans quite loudly waiting for me to shoot cum in her pussy.

    161. Re: Theory by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1
      Right -- this was the point he was referring to:

      One of the most useful properties of scientific theories is that they can be used to make predictions about natural events or phenomena that have not yet been observed

      He was speaking in jest, yes, but his point is that evolution is real, but compared to, say, the theory of gravity, it's very poor -- we know things evolve, but making quantitative predictions can be...difficult.

    162. Re: Theory by meerling · · Score: 1

      In scientific terms, both Gravity and Evolution are BOTH theories.
      The word "theory" doesn't have the same meaning to scientists as it does to the uneducated dolt at a republican convention.
      However, both are considered in the same level of trustworthyness or whatever you want to call it. Nobody in a field that studies it doubts it exists anymore than they doubt their own existence, but they do still attempt to refine it and learn more details about it.

    163. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You have no possible way of determining it didn't happen "overnight". You couldn't tell if a geneticist today made an "upgrade" to an organism, and you have unlimited ability to analyze the organism directly. You have nothing like that for all of a species' history. You hope it isn't the case, for some weird worldview reason. That's all you have.

      Nor do I have any idea that the world wasn't created 5 minutes ago by a puckish god or ancient aliens, and a pre-made database of everything up to 5 minutes ago just put in there for fun.

      Nothing is ever 100 percent.

      But too many things line up, too many things confirm, and more importantly, nothing contradicts. And as we learn more and more - it meshes. Still no contradiction.

      And would only take one contradictory finding to upset the whole evolution wheelbarrow,

      That's why we hear about strange conjectures, odd hypotheses like a speed of light that miraculously speeds up and slows down, or even ones about variable time (not relativistic) that try to debunk physics. Otrthings like radiohalos http://www.talkorigins.org/faq... which are interesting, but wrong because the basic underlying principle requires that you believe that the original bedrock that the earth was made from is granite - as well as a number of other fatal issues.

      The big irony in all this, is that creationists unwittingly provide a good deal of the impetus to debunk their pet guesses. They provide their reasons for disbelief, and the scientists prove why they are wrong.

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    164. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I agree with a lot of what you say, but having been raised around fundies, I gotta say they have a remarkable capacity for hatred.

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    165. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nor do I have any idea that the world wasn't created 5 minutes ago by a puckish god or ancient aliens, and a pre-made database of everything up to 5 minutes ago just put in there for fun."

      Correct. You could have stopped there. The rest was babbling, and of no scientific worth.

    166. Re: Theory by bledri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most evolutionists seem to think they have the answers to everything as well.

      Calling some one an "evolutionists" in an attempt to reframe it as a mere belief rather than a theory that's stood the test of time is silly.

      I always enjoyed asking questions in school that I knew were bedeviling scientists about evolution. Watching a know it all snobby professor dance around and then get pissed off about it was amusing.

      Sounds like you had bad professors, or equally likely, you asking stupid questions that you thought were smart. Probably a combination of both.

      I'm happy to admit I really don't know how God created the Universe I'm also happy to pick at know everything jerks who don't know how evolution created it either.

      But you pretend to know that a God created everything. You probably pretend to know the exact nature of that God. But "evolutionist" are the know it all jerks.

      Final thought. Not knowing everything is not the same as not knowing anything.

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    167. Re:Theory by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      When it comes to evolution, the core element propounded for the theory is of course false, it is most emphatically not the survival of the fittest, it is in fact the, reproductive failure of the least fit. When you consider statistical outliers, the minority of outcomes, what happens is the fittest fall in much the same category as the least fit when it comes to accidental death (lightning strike, insect bite, meteors from the heavens) and tend to die off just as randomly, the limited numbers at the top mean of course limited genetic influence. So it is all about the bottom percentage failing to effectively reproduce, this shifts the average and evolution over a great many reproductive cycles occurs. It is not individual genetics but species shared genetics, that evolve over time. Whether the fit survive or fail tends to be more down to luck (entire species fit and unfit can be wiped out by ill timed events, volcanoes, comets, major solar flares et al) but when stressed the weakest of a species will fail to reproduce. We of course mostly do the opposite, providing assistance to ensure the least fit continue to reproduce with only minimum constraints being put forward by organisations like Planned Parenthood, which obviously should be doing more to promote logically better outcomes.

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    168. Re: Theory by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The comma really was there but it was camouflaged. Comma chameleon.

    169. Re:Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You are correct
      While full details on the difference are in the links,
      http://www.fromquarkstoquasars...
      http://science.kennesaw.edu/~r...

      The primary distinction is summarized in the second article as :

      Some scientists will tell you that the difference between them is that a law describes what nature does under certain conditions, and will predict what will happen as long as those conditions are met. A theory explains how nature works. Others delineate law and theory based on mathematics -- Laws are often times mathematically defined (once again, a description of how nature behaves) whereas theories are often non-mathematical. Looking at things this was helps to explain, in part, why physics and chemistry have lots of "laws" whereas biology has few laws (and more theories). In biology, it is very difficult to describe all the complexities of life with "simple" (relatively speaking!) mathematical terms.

      Regardless of which definitions one uses to distinguish between a law and a theory, scientists would agree that a theory is NOT a "transitory law, a law in waiting". There is NO hierarchy being implied by scientists who use these words. That is, a law is neither "better than" nor "above" a theory. From this view, laws and theories "do" different things and have different roles to play in science.

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    170. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass. That was an apostrophe, not a comma.

    171. Re:Theory by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      That was my immediate reaction as well. "Evolution is the theory, but only the Holly Babble contains THE TRUTH. Praise be to Jeebus".

      You can lead a horse's ass to knowledge, but you can't make it think.

    172. Re:Theory by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But which god? Someone say "oh god, not again", then Odin pops in and say "stop blaming me!"

      A lot of these arguments end up assuming one very particular variant of the idea of god. They're not talking about a non-Christian god, but the specific one as described by their local church. The whole bit about "intelligent design" was a misdirection, it sounds like it's about a vague nebulous concept (maybe little green men?) but all of their arguments for it are specific to a particular world view of a subset of Christianity. A school in the US teaching intelligent design never mentions Brahma of course.

    173. Re: Theory by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Mutations are not evidence of evolution. New species do not get created.

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    174. Re:Theory by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
      Gravity is a theory. I propose a test. You go to the top of a 10 story building and step off. It's a test of a theory. There is a chance you might not fall and die. Because, according to you, it's only a theory.

      There is another benefit to doing this experiment. According to Darwinian evolution, the population will be improved because the genetic component that makes you an idiot will be removed from the gene pool. (I just hope you have not reproduced yet.)

      All and all, an experiment with no negative outcome. Sweet.

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    175. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of the christian world believed in Genesis and Adam and Eve until the 1950's.

      It only changed once a shit ton of evidence proving Genesis to be complete bullshit that people took it for metaphor of something.

      There's still people today who believe in Adam and Eve.

    176. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want my time back for reading this crap.

    177. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wtf are you talking about? If someone asked me that, I'd also ask "Wtf are you talking about?" GTFO.

    178. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disproving a negative?

      Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

      Try proving God exists.

    179. Re: Theory by CaptQuark · · Score: 2

      I can write out a very detailed explanation of exactly how every little bit happened, but it will take you 1.4 billion years to read it.

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    180. Re:Theory by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. There. Now you can mark that off of your list. You're welcome.

    181. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like aether and flat Earth. Faggot.

    182. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to an entitled black Democrat.

    183. Re: Theory by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Abiogenesis is what happened before evolution. It has nothing to do with evolution apart form setting the scene for it to happen. You continually conflating the two (even after having it explained to you) will get nothing but ire, as you are engaging in the same willful ignorance creationists use when they lump all other kinds of non-related theories/hypotheses together when criticising evolution. Abiogenesis is not part of evolution, so please stop trying to claim they're part of the same thing :)

    184. Re:Theory by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That's the thing - even if it was written by God, it's completely undiscernible from what people would have written at the time, so I don't know what he's attempting to bring to the table with regards to knowledge, which for an omniscient being is a strange position to take.

    185. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm on board with everything else you said,

      > survival of the fittest

      is not part of the theory of evolution. Darwin never used that phrase: evolution describes the survival of the most adaptable to change.

    186. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extinct is not the same as a dead end.

      Some species are extinct because they died out, for one reason or another. Other species are extinct because they evolved and after many generations became so different that we define them as a new species.

      For example, we consider dinosaurs extinct. Most of them are extinct, because they were simply unfit to survive in the harsh world that followed a huge meteor impact. But some of the smaller dinosaurs evolved into thousands of species of birds, which are very much NOT extinct.

    187. Re:Theory by matria · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this is that the Citrate-eating bacteria are still bacteria. The varying mutations of fruit flies, mosquitoes and dogs are still fruit flies, mosquitoes and dogs. Dark peppered moths and light peppered moths are still peppered moths. Salmon that go to the sea and get big before returning to their stream to spawn and the salmon that remain in their stream and stay relatively small are all still the same species of salmon. That is species variation, not evolution, unless the definition of evolution no longer means the development of new species.

    188. Re: Theory by jandersen · · Score: 1

      What does abiogenesis have to do with evolution? Those are 2 different questions. One is how life came from non-life, the other is how living things formed different species.

      Evolution is not something that is strictly confined to life - not least because we don't have a good, crystal clear definition of what life actually is. Evolution is, loosely speaking, the process of 'weeding out' a portion of 'something' in an environment where those 'somethings' are continually generated in some fashion or other. Some might even argue that this is in fact the essence of what life is, but that is another matter. What this tells us is, that we should expect life to have arisen gradually from simple precursors.

      And to anwer the gp, the physical and chemical processes involved have been explored (and are still being researched) in ever greater detail. A good popularisation that I expect most slashdotters should be able to enjoy, is Nick Lane's book: "The Vital Question: Why Is Life The Way It Is?". Nobody claims to know all the details, but we now know enough that we are able to guess at a plausible path from simple chemicals to complex life.

    189. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory of Evolution does not cover bio-genesis (the first living thing)

      What it doesn't cover is abiogenesis, which is life arising from non-living stuff.

      The word theory is used today where the word "Law" used to be used

      No it is not.

      So the Theory of Gravity and the Law of Gravity are synonymous.

      No they are not. The Theory of Gravity is all the knowledge surrounding the phenomenon of gravity (currently, it's not a force but a change in the shape of space-time produced by mass; all the theory and laws about black holes are included in the Theory of Gravity); the Laws of Gravity are the mathematical formulas that describe how the phenomenon behaves (the old Newton's law: F=G*m1*m2/r^2; or the more modern and precise Einstein's laws: Gmn == Rmn - 1/2*R*gmn = (8*pi*G/c^4)*Tmn).

      Law and Theory, in Science, are different things. Theory is all the knowledge we have gathered about a specific natural phenomenon; a Law is a mathematical formula that describe some aspect of that phenomenon. Theories may or may not contain Laws.

    190. Re:Theory by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Check again. Nothing in the natural sciences is ever proven. Theories are hypotheses that have been subject to attempts at falsification (which implies that they are falsifiable hypotheses), but which have so far survived all tests. Occasionally, long-lasting hypotheses are disproven. Newtons Laws are an example (and the main reason why the scientific establishment no longer uses the term 'law' for these hypotheses), where Arthur Eddington showed experimental evidence that falsified them. Of course, just because a hypothesis has been falsified doesn't mean that it's no longer useful. We still teach Newtonian physics because it's close enough to correct to be useful for things of a size and moving at speeds that people will regularly encounter (though not enough for GPS to work) and the mathematics behind it are a lot simpler than in theories that corrected for the observations.

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    191. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the irony, a theorem is a proven mathematical truth, something that has no meaning and/or applicability outside mathematics (there are no theorems outside mathematics: no theorems in physics, no theorems in geology, no theorems in biology, no theorems in chemistry...).

      Hypotheses are statements that can be proved or disproved. When you prove or disprove the hypothesis, that's your thesis. Hypotheses and theses about a specific subject are the Theory of that subject.

    192. Re:Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      Humans are subject to enormous selective pressures today. Many humans are not reproducing at all. Some humans are reproducing above the replacement rate.

      Implicit in your comment is a belief that evolution has a direction. It does not.

      If being careless about birth control and horny results in having more children who also have children, then that trait will become more prevalent.

      There is no superior or inferior.

      There is only genes resulting in higher reproduction of themselves or related genes (such as in siblings or even fellow villagers or even fellow nationalities).

      I'm not disagreeing with your entire point. I also think people who have difficulty reproducing without heroic means are becoming more common.

      If being insidiously stupid means the genes become more common due to lots of offspring, then that's a good reproductive trait.

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    193. Re: Theory by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I've read large tracts of the bible. You say it says various things, but why should I hold any more stock in it than I do with "twilight". There's stuff written in there about vampires. Does merely writing it down make it true and correct?

      When it comes to the Bible, I prefer the Old Testament. The new testament is a bit light on genocide, mass murder, gang rape and smiting for my liking.

      Evolutionists need more faith that their idea is true than the people whose faith they are trying to prove wrong.

      Scientists aren't out to prove religious types wrong (and I've known a few very smart, religious scientists). Science is about describing and understanding the world. If that conflicts with your beliefs on the world, it's up to you to reconcile how observable facts should fit in with your belief. That's not the domain of science: that's between you and your pastor.

      They believe Man can find all the answers and that any answer given to us by God is fake information given to us by other humans who wrote the Bible.

      I think you're confusing the (non existent) "evolutionists" with atheists. But why should I believe the bible? The bible even tells me I shouldn't believe the new testament (which is why Jews aren't Christians), for example. But the Christians say I should. Both think I should ignore the Koran even the Koran is quite insistent I should ignore them instead. The Eddas doesn't have much to say about what I should do if I encounter non believers, but donning a horned helmet and hitting them with a large axe sounds more or less de-rigeur. And so on and so forth.

      Man's answers, such as evolution, are backed by conjectures that can't be proven because no one was alive to know if they are true.

      Science works. It's kind of ironic that you're using the products of science to tell me it doesn't work.

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    194. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words theorem and theory might look similar, but they vastly different meanings, like dog and god.

    195. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, of course. He definitely was talking about microorganism but used a specific number instead of saying many because, you know... stuff...

    196. Re:Theory by Rufty · · Score: 1

      I've always understood a scientific "law" to be a description of what nature does, and a "theory" to be an explanation for why that is so.

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    197. Re: Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      When you first get a self-replicating molecular structure that is sufficiently stable that some modifications don't destroy either its stability or its ability to replicate, that's where evolution begins. Until that point, you cannot have any evolution

      Not exactly. Because self replication is not a requirement for evolution. Virus evolves without self-replication.

      In general if a set of structures can influence the factory that makes the individuals of the set, the set can evolve. Only the set needs to be stable along with the factory, not its individuals.

      Such structures can evolve to be self-replicating without themselves satisfying many requirements of life. The whole system including the factory and the set of structures cannot be called "life" because it does not replicate at all. Lack of stability in individuals is compensated by collective stability with factory. I call this process "evolution" because the degree of influence can become more and more direct and strong which satisfies the original definition of "evolution", though not necessarily the Darwinian one.

      Hence the cutoff is arbitrary and can arise as part of a long drawn out process.

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    198. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people tell me that they know what god is and what it wants. How can I tell the difference and pick the one that's telling the truth?

      I can prove with proof and evidence that my atheism is correct: I haven't been able to choose god. None of the gods explained appear to have been able to convince me that they are the correct one, and the lack of anything making me able to choose the right god proves there is no god in any of them and that my atheism is true and correct.

      Try and prove I'm not god.

      Therefore it must be taught that I am god?

      (My lack of being zapped is also proof my atheism is accurate and correct)

    199. Re:Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Contradictory statements:

      I would submit that humans are no longer evolving

      It's actually worse today - the insidiously stupid are not only rewarded (ie: given their own reality show) but encouraged to pass on a host of clearly useless qualities and/or genetics..

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    200. Re:Theory by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      if the christian or jewish bible had any real meat to it, it would have told us things that could not possibly be known 'way back then' but are found to be true, today.

      is there any single thing in any of those bibles that indicates there was true knowlege communicated to man that man could not have known on his own (or just made shit up)?

      sure, there is no vocabulary for atoms and black holes and such, but there is also no real attempt - that I'm aware of - to say anything other than 'it was magic!' in any of those bibles. in fact, any of the world's bibles or religious papers.

      Absolutely. But the Believers get round that by saying that, because the Bible was presented by God to a bunch of nomadic goat herders with little scientific knowledge, it had to be presented as a simplified story they could understand. Obviously, God knew all about Evolution, the Big Bang, String Theory and Kanye Westr, but he didn't see the point in confusing the poor little shepherds.

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    201. Re:Theory by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      That's the thing - even if it was written by God, it's completely undiscernible from what people would have written at the time, so I don't know what he's attempting to bring to the table with regards to knowledge, which for an omniscient being is a strange position to take.

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    202. Re:Theory by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      GWB and his Trotskyist crew

      Are you just using "Trotskyist" as a general term of abuse?

      Or are you seriously suggesting that George W Bush's war in Iraq was really part of some attempt at a worldwide workers' revolution?

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    203. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (like, you know, Hitler)

      Funny fact, Hitler was a catholic (non-practicing). Your point still stands, though, and the sample apply to theists.

    204. Re:Theory by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If God was so fucking great, people like Mr Carson wouldn't have to be performing neurosurgery in the first place.

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    205. Re: Theory by ndogg · · Score: 1

      I think he does believe in evolution, but he's an opportunist, and a politician who will say whatever he needs to say to appeal to his base. Basically, I think he's lying.

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    206. Re: Theory by eibo · · Score: 1

      Fine with me, as long as every contender mentioned in schools also needs to be at least a theory, which would rule out any believe based systems, as these lack two basic prerequisites of scientific theory, verifyability and falsifyability.

    207. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Konohitowa eats his words for being an off topic troll imbecile http://developers.slashdot.org...

    208. Re:Theory by volpe · · Score: 1

      The phrase "only a theory" suggests that you think there is something beyond that. "Theory" is as good as it gets. (No, "theory" does not get promoted to "law". They're completely different animals.) To say it's "only a theory" is like acknowledging that SCOTUS ruled the Individual Mandate constitutional,but qualifying that statement by pointing out that "it's only the Supreme Court".

    209. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even a basic understanding of genetics should satisfy your doubts. Of course ONE mutation won't make two different species, but you can actually count the number of mutations between two different species, it is a finite and specific number. If you can believe one mutation is possible, what makes you believe there's something that prevents 1000 of them from happening?

    210. Re:Theory by houghi · · Score: 1

      Hey creationists - any other examples of irreduceable complexity you need skewered - again?

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    211. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If somebody is a Christian libertarian, then they believe in their god, the bible, and Jesus, but doesn't believe that their beliefs should be law.

      Experience says otherwise. Or, to be more specific, experience says the exact opposite.

    212. Re: Theory by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

      Lots of predictions can be made using evolution. You just need to look for gaps in the evidence, then predict what will fill the gap, then try to find the evidence. For example, evolution predicts that there will be transitionary fossils and that those fossils will have certain features that differ from the species they transition to/from. Or that DNA will show evidence of things having changed over time. etc.

      Evolution doesn't let you predict, specifically, how a species will change in the future, but it's much easier to predict what evidence you'll find about the past.

    213. Re: Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mutations (over time) is how new species get created. Usually takes more than one mutation as large mutations tend to be fatal.

    214. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does libertarian have anything to do with it? Granted, some people do treat free market voodoo magic as a religion in and of itself (despite behavioral economics and the entire field of psychology disproving the "theory" decades ago). It always disappoints me when otherwise smart people can't see through the smoke and mirrors of libertarianism. You're basically replacing "God will fix it" with "the free market will fix it." Instead of worshiping religion, you're worshiping an ideology.

    215. Re:Theory by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      True but that is why I said that it would be my dream match up. Instead we will likely have moderates from both parties who will each pay lip service to the standard wedge issues and pander some to their respective bases and who ever wins will proclaim that they have a mandate to keep screwing us over just in a slightly different way than the other guy. While it would be fun to watch if Trump gets the nomination he isn't someone I would ever want to see in power and if he gets the nomination he stands a very good chance of winning with his celebrity. While I agree with some of his ideas others are downright frightening, with his plan for ISIS is the first one that jumps to mind where we go in take their oil fields and to prevent them from having a source of income and then hold them indefinitely and ship the oil to the US. This just seems like a long term plan for disaster.

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    216. Re: Theory by swillden · · Score: 1

      When you first get a self-replicating molecular structure that is sufficiently stable that some modifications don't destroy either its stability or its ability to replicate, that's where evolution begins. Until that point, you cannot have any evolution

      Not exactly. Because self replication is not a requirement for evolution. Virus evolves without self-replication.

      You're splitting hairs, badly. All organisms depend on environmental support for replication. The fact that viruses depend more heavily on their environment than others does not mean they don't self-replicate. The encoded information that defines their structure is replicated and evolves. That's sufficient.

      In general if a set of structures can influence the factory that makes the individuals of the set, the set can evolve. Only the set needs to be stable along with the factory, not its individuals.

      Such structures can evolve to be self-replicating without themselves satisfying many requirements of life. The whole system including the factory and the set of structures cannot be called "life" because it does not replicate at all.

      To the degree that information encoded in the individuals alters the production of subsequent generations and affects the rate and fidelity of production of individuals with that information, that is evolution, in the modern sense (there's really no point in talking about some pre-Darwinian meaning of the word in this context, that just creates confusion; if you want to refer to some other notion pick another word). The fact that it may only operate in the context of some larger, less-changing context doesn't matter, though it may mean that the particular construct is an evolutionary dead end.

      You're trying to introduce needless complications into something that is very simple. Evolution consists of sustainable replication with high but imperfect fidelity plus some selection process. Given that, the replicated individuals will evolve towards more effective replication, within the appropriate context. Note that this statement isn't even limited to chemicals, much less to life. In the context of biochemistry, "abiogenesis" is whatever happened to get the chemical structures to the point of evolution. There abiogenesis ended and evolution began. At some point those chemical structures evolved to become something we'd call "life" (which is a fuzzy term and that cutoff is arbitrary).

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    217. Re:Theory by smithmc · · Score: 1

      There are facts *and* there are theories. Observable, measurable phenomena are facts. Explanations of *how* and *why* those things happen are theories. An apple falling from a tree is a fact. We can verify its change in position, we can measure its speed and acceleration. Meanwhile, there are theories of gravitation that explain *how* and/or *why* the apple falls. Newton had one such theory. Einstein came along with a better one. The changes in theory do not change the fact that the apple still falls.

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    218. Re:Theory by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Are you following me around APK? That's sweet. I'm glad I'm so important to you. Guess what? No one else cares. Not even a little. Yes, I know I shouldn't feed you, but you're just so darned cute.

    219. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authoritariansm vs libertariansm is a false dichotomy. In some cases, libertarianism leads to fewer civil liberties. What it does is shift power from people into the hands of large companies. Without proper protections (from the government), people end up being exploited. Children work in factories, and coal miners die in perpetual debt to coal companies. That's just how the world -- the real world -- works.

      The fact that you equate this with forcing religion on someone shows how little you understand about the topic. Look at the lack of specific regulations in places like Russia where business owners are free to force their religious views on consumers and employees. Look at certain states in the US where gay couples are denied loans or women are fired when they get pregnant out of marriage. The religious right would take it further if they could. The only thing standing in their way are pesky regulations concerning religious freedoms.

    220. Re: Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      there's really no point in talking about some pre-Darwinian meaning of the word in this context, that just creates confusion; if you want to refer to some other notion pick another word

      Not pre-Darwinian, but extra-Darwinian Evolution. It is a highly modern meaning of the word. While it also happens to be pre-Darwinian but I have no language atavism here - even in today's language evolution continues to mean what it used to mean. Only in scientific and specially in species context it is sometimes taken to mean only the Darwinian sense of the word - hence the clarification. But my usage of the word was intermediate between the two meanings - showing transition from one to another. So using another word would be more incorrect.

      To the degree that information encoded in the individuals alters the production of subsequent generations and affects the rate and fidelity of production of individuals with that information, that ...

      Yes, so your sentence that I quoted earlier is false :

      "When you first get a self-replicating molecular structure that is sufficiently stable that some modifications don't destroy either its stability or its ability to replicate, that's where evolution begins. Until that point, you cannot have any evolution"

      Even if we ignore the misuse of the term self-replication, stability is not required along with replication. Stability can be acquired over time and replication can "evolve" (extra-Darwinian) within a set of unstable individuals and a factory. Hence there is no non-arbitrary cutoff.

      At some arbitrary cutoff point, this extra-Darwinian evolution will be called Darwinian evolution due to Darwin's main focus on "living" things which as you point out is loosely defined.

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    221. Re:Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I think he was trying to say that in his opinion humans are less fit on multiple levels. This lack of fitness is allowed by modern society.
      People who can't reproduce normally reproduce. People who are dumb reproduce at higher rates than in the past. People who are less willing to kill others and who are less capable of killing others reproduce at lower rates than in the past. Etc. Etc.

      And there was an implicit belief that evolving should result in smarter, healthier,stronger human beings. That's not evolution- it's more akin to eugenics.

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    222. Re:Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      And there was an implicit belief that evolving should result in smarter, healthier,stronger human beings

      I guess so too. But whenever there is an incorrect implicit belief, it is easy to make contradictory statements. I cannot "point out" the incorrect implicit belief, because it is implicit. But I can point out the contradictory statements.

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    223. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a fact

      I'm going to dispute that fact. Animals have sex without being the fittest more often than not. "Fit" is more often caused by "being in the right place at the right time" for most animal species. Bad genes get passed on all the time. Because this happens, "Evolution" as you imagine it, is completely false. At its very best, you could argue that evolution happens in SOME animals, but that goes against the theory itself.

      You may as well tell me that it's FACT that gravity is the Devil dragging everything to the floor with a vacuum, because it's a FACT that apples fall from trees.

      Science hasn't ever actually OBSERVED evolution, bro. That means it's not scientific. It's fucking HOGWASH when it comes to science. We base models on it. Those models are pretty good, but humans have not been observing species for the "millions of years it takes for evomolution to happen!" so we've got a whole lotta bullshit and guesswork that -- you know what -- never fucking comes out the way it's promised. Species go extinct. We've observed that. Extinction and evolution are not good flatmates. If advanced, modern species go extinct within a generation when introduced to new stimuli (such as introduced predators) then the theory has a problem.

      You want to prove evolution? Breed fruitflies in perfect darkness for a year. If, after 300 generations, they are all blind (or better yet, eyeless) then you've proven evolution -- something that hasn't been done in 200 years of bullshitting about it. Go ahead and become famous -- after all, you're proving a fact. If they can still see, though, well, shit, guess you gotta admit that you're worshipping a false god.

    224. Re: Theory by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Your an idiot. Evolution has been proved if you would only read a little

      The biggest misunderstanding is that people don't know what is evolution and what it is not. Evolution is simply a change in the genetic composition of a population. This kind of change has been observed in the wild (eg. the color of moths before, during, and after the start of the Industrial Revolution). A special case of evolution is speciation where the genetics of a population change so much that they form a new species. Even speciation has been observed (look at the difference between the Hawaiian nene and the Canadian goose). Evolution does not attempt to explain how the first organisms came into existence, even though scientists are trying to figure this out, too.

    225. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we haven't seen anything ever successfully develop a different set of alleles due to mutation. According to this planet's biodiversity, it should be happening all the time.

    226. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now who is to say the invisible man didn't create and set things in motion that evolution led us to end up where we are now?

      Not everyone believes faith and science are antagonistic. It's surprising how easily scientific discoveries can actually show the amazing complexity and immense wisdom of the invisible engineer...I mean man...actually I mean being beyond the physical realm.

    227. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nikola Tesla's patents, discoveries and conclusions are still 100% correct. Edison didn't invent the light bulb and Einstein has no patents or inventions, just "Theories".

    228. Re:Theory by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yea, my agreement with your statement is total.

      I have to say, after over thirty years of dealing with folks like that, it sure gets old and repetitive.

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    229. Re:Theory by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No. You have a hypothesis. A theory is something completely different.

      It's about time people understood that a scientific theory is closer to what is generally in colloquial speech called a fact rather than how most people use it in everyday use, as something being closer to a hunch or an idea.

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    230. Re:Theory by lgw · · Score: 1

      AYou can be 100% confident in Evolutionary Theory, and still believe that Abiogenesis is complete hogwash.

      You keep saying that as if you think it contradicts something I said above. Abiogenesis is using the principles of evolution to explain the formation of early life. Much as evolution is used to explain much in the historical record of species, even though that's not central to the theory either.

        All that's central to the theory of evolution is "the statistical distribution of alleles in a population changes over time". You can use that to explain cladistics with a theory of common origin: evolution purports to explain why features are shared by extant species and fossils in specific ways, and there's a lot of evidence to back that up. You can use that to explain abiogenisis: evolution purports to explain, with pretty much the same statistical methods, ways that the organic building blocks could become RNA, and from there to cells, but there's not so much evidence to back that up.

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    231. Re: Theory by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Whether abiogenesis happens or not has no influence on whether or not evolution is true or false. Whether the first "life" came out of a fluke or whether it was taken here from outside the planet plays no significant role in the question how this life evolved to what we can observe today on the planet.

      Hence it is a very different question that needs to be addressed separately.

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    232. Re:Theory by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      I am a Christian Socialist and I am perfectly comfortable with evolution being taught in school as the one theory which best fits all of the evidence. My copy of scripture does not say G-d did not use evolution to create Life. My copy of scripture is completely silent on the "How?" portion of the origin of Life, as well it should be since religion is often an attempt instead to answer "Why?".

      I am a Christian Socialist and I am perfectly comfortable with evolution being taught in school as the one theory which best fits all of the evidence. My copy of scripture does not say G-d did not use evolution to create Life. My copy of scripture is completely silent on the "How?" portion of the origin of Life, as well it should be since religion is often an attempt instead to answer "Why?".

      If by "your scripture" you refer to any version of the old testament, it describes in some detail not necessarily all of the "how" but various events that played a role in the creation of life, including various animals in the garden of eden, and the events describing a flood where noah constructed an ark and so on. I admit freely to being broadly ignorant of the details of the old testament. But anyway that scripture does have something to say about the matter. So your comments are inconsistent with the old testament.

      If you disbelieve the old testament, and are referring to some other documents as scripture, then ok. If you believe some of the old testament occurred, but do not believe all of it could have occurred, ok. If you find the stories of the old testament to be fables which did not occur but from which we should take moral guidance -- ok. There are numerous perfectly consistent ways to reconcile the metaphysical beliefs you described without contradicting the available evidence.

      But the one way you cannot interpret them, reasonably, is to say that the events regarding the origin of life as described in the old testament, are correct.

    233. Re:Theory by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      "Try and prove I'm not god." Proving a negative is not possible... However I would be quite interested in hearing your proof ("I can prove with proof") that atheism is correct. I'm pretty agnostic, so proof is definitely something in which I am interested!

    234. Re:Theory by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to have authorities charged with the detection, prevention, and punishment of murderers? If so, you're being authoritarian on something, and you apparently believe that living the life of a serial murderer is something that needs to be stopped.

      At that point (i.e., anything short of pure anarchy), you're in the same qualitative situation as the rest of us. You want there to be some sort of legal authority, and you'd like to limit it so there's no more authority than necessary. Almost all of us agree with you on that. The difference is that we differ on what's necessary and what isn't. I believe we should have universal health care, for example, and that we should have the necessary authority for that. I believe it's unnecessary to enforce most drug laws, and therefore I'd like to see the abolition of that authority.

      I'm not saying that your political opinions are wrong, but rather that you aren't defining them. You're claiming to have some sort of privileged opinion on what is and is not necessary, but it's no more normative than mine. You're calling people authoritarians for not adhering to libertarianism as you understand it, rather than recognizing that both of us are a mix of authoritarian and libertarian.

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    235. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest examining the topic of prophecy, some of which has already come true.
      In addition, some biblical knowledge covers topics that wasn't known at the time (extra dimensions beyond 3, some hygiene methods, earth being spherical and in emptiness (not on a turtle), ocean currents, and more).

    236. Re:Theory by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not a Christian, so why are you trying to define what Christianity is and mansplaining why GP isn't a Christian?

      Not all Christians believe in Biblical infallibility (I suspect that those are in a fairly small minority in the world). The ones I know take the Bible as inspiration and instruction on religious matters. The Nicene Creed is generally accepted as fundamental to Christianity, and it doesn't even mention the Bible. (When a relative of mine was installed as a Lutheran pastor, he was asked if he accepted the Nicene Creed, and if he believed that several other works, one by Luther, were compatible with it.) GP said nothing that violates the Nicene Creed, and therefore can legitimately claim to be a Christian.

      Why do you make categorical statements about formal heresies in Abrahamic religions when you're flat wrong and obviously ignorant? Why do you care whether GP is or is not a Christian, since you spend a long paragraph mocking Christianity? Specifically, why do you mock somebody and say he or she isn't Christian when he or she is obviously agreeing with some of the straw-cross arguments you make?

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    237. Re:Theory by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A Christian believes in God and Jesus. The exact relationship with the Bible is undefined. All Christians I know, and all variations of Christianity I know, revere it, but don't necessarily trust it completely.

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    238. Re:Theory by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the Catholic position on evolution is that it's how God made organisms. Presumably they'd change their mind if we found strong evidence that it didn't happen that way. Catholicism is generally friendly to science.

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    239. Re:Theory by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That observation would be relevant if there was any chance the Republicans would nominate anybody who had any trace of moderation. They're in a self-destructive vortex similar to the 1972 Democratic Party (which was rescued by Nixon).

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    240. Re:Theory by bledri · · Score: 1

      ... Abiogenesis is using the principles of evolution to explain the formation of early life. ...

      No, evolution explains what happens after there are simple replicators affected by mutation. It does not try to explain where the early replicators came from. I don't understand why you can't see the difference. There is no agreed upon, irrefutable, theory explaining Abiogenesis. Yet. Maybe some day there will be one. Maybe there never will be one. That is completely unrelated to the fact that we have a pretty good idea what happened in the 3 or 4 billion years after Abiogenesis. We know the mechanism that drives complex life. We do not know the mechanism that creates simple life from which complex life evolves.

      The title of the book that introduced evolution to the masses was "The Origin of Species", not "The Origin of Life."

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    241. Re: Theory by bledri · · Score: 1

      I think he does believe in evolution, but he's an opportunist, and a politician who will say whatever he needs to say to appeal to his base. Basically, I think he's lying.

      I really don't know. I have a couple of brilliant friends that are devout Christians and somehow in their minds they are able to "square the circle" of believing in stuff with no evidence while the actual evidence contradicts their "faith." I think they are sincere.

      It's funny, but even though people can be deceitful and do frequently lie, the older I've gotten the more I have come to the conclusion that it's best to take people at their word as to what they believe. Maybe Ben Carson is lying, but I would not assume that. And if I were ever to have a Scotch with him I would not accuse him of lying. I would ask him to justify what he says he believes.

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    242. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing apk show you're off topic proving you're a troll was priceless http://developers.slashdot.org...

    243. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your reply projects you care apk made you eat your words.

    244. Re:Theory by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Right, so evolution purports to explain the origin of life.

      That's what you said, and it's false. As you just said, evolutionary theory explains what we see in the fossil record, as well as in the wild and laboratory experiments. BY ITSELF though it doesn't say anything about how the system started - only life has alleles.

      Just because you can use Evolutionary analogies (NOT Evolutionary Theory itself) to explain Abiogenesis doesn't mean Evolutionary theory *itself* explains anything out the origins of life. Abiogenesis is a superset of Evolutionary theory (sort of), you need Evolutionary Theory, PLUS other conjectures to explain it.

      Think of it this way: Let's say I can use classical physics to describe the Time Cube (maybe? In somebodies mind at least?). That doesn't mean classical physics purports to explain the Time Cube, it just means that the Time Cube "theory" is built on top of classical physics, essentially that Classical Physics is a prerequisite to Time Cube "theory". If it Classical Physics DID purport to explain the Time Cube, then the first person who tore down Time Cube "theory" would have destroyed Classical Physics as well. But that's ridiculous - because Time Cube adds all sorts of other stuff as well, so if you disprove Time Cube then it simply means that *either* classical physics *or* some of the "other stuff" is broken - and since the "other stuff" is wild speculation thats the safe bet as to where something is broken.

      By the same token, if Evolutionary Theory by itself fully described the origins of life, a.k.a Abiogenesis, then someone disproving Abiogenesis would destroy evolutionary theory. But that's not an issue because Evolutionary Theory only describes how populations of LIVING THINGS are able to change.

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    245. Re:Theory by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I was grossly oversimplifying to try to isolate where lgw was having issues understanding the difference between the two theories. I probably could have phrased it better.

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    246. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You could have stopped there. The rest was babbling, and of no scientific worth.

      Reply with the scientific assessment of the babble, coward.

      Care to discuss radiohalos?

      I really want to see what a coward of your scientific chops will do to elevate the conversation, and bring scientific worth ....

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    247. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Are you just using "Trotskyist" as a general term of abuse?

      Or are you seriously suggesting that George W Bush's war in Iraq was really part of some attempt at a worldwide workers' revolution?

      Neoconservatives, especially in the Bush Doctrine, demand pre-emptive, or preventative war. Which basically pans out to one of the core principles of Trotskyism. Regime change, pre-emptive strikes. And they proved it.

      As the conservative icon Andrew Sullivan pouts it:

      The closer you examine it, the clearer it is that neoconservatism, in large part, is simply about enabling the most irredentist elements in Israel and sustaining a permanent war against anyone or any country who disagrees with the Israeli right. That's the conclusion I've been forced to these last few years. And to insist that America adopt exactly the same constant-war-as-survival that Israelis have been slowly forced into... But America is not Israel. And once that distinction is made, much of the neoconservative ideology collapses.

      Eternal war, is identical to eternal revolution - just on victim countries soil instead of ours.

      Francis Fukuyama, a conservative who believes that capitalism will be our final form of government after everyone ends up adopting it, and was an early supporter of neocons, has this to say after comparing neocons with Leninism for crying out loud:

      ....believed that history can be pushed along with the right application of power and will. Leninism was a tragedy in its Bolshevik version, and it has returned as farce when practiced by the United States. Neoconservatism, as both a political symbol and a body of thought, has evolved into something I can no longer support.

      Some of the outlooks are a little different, but the tools are identical.

      Soooo, it's up to you to decide if I'm using the term as abuse. I'll only say this - neocons are anything but conservative Social conservatives are anything but conservative. Bellicosity, if you will, is not a conservative principle.

      Barry Goldwater is a conservative.

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    248. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Hey creationists - any other examples of irreduceable complexity you need skewered - again?

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    249. Re:Theory by lgw · · Score: 1

      By the same token, if Evolutionary Theory by itself fully described the origins of life, a.k.a Abiogenesis, then someone disproving Abiogenesis would destroy evolutionary theory.

      No, not really. Just as we could discover examples where evolution didn't explain the fossil record, and that wouldn't disprove evolution (e.g., if we discovered that a set of species were the result of alien GM millions of years ago - so what?). Similarly, if evolutionary theory described abiogenesis , but it turned out that life on this planet was seeded by a meteorite - so what?

      It's very common in other fields for theories to be used at first to describe a very broad set of phenomena, but as time goes on some overreach is discovered and several things just need a different theory, but that doesn't "disprove" the theory where it still applies.

      Abiogenesis is a superset of Evolutionary theory (sort of), you need Evolutionary Theory, PLUS other conjectures to explain it.

      OK, sure, but now we're arguing the semantics of "purports to explain". Again, that's true with many theories: what they "explain" in some particular is mostly from that theory, with a few details specific to the case at hand. You see that especially in Chemistry, where you have a lot of models that "work pretty well, most of the time", they usually give the right answer within their domain, but sometimes need a small correction from QM.

      At least with the "RNA world" hypothesis, you have a gradual evolution of how various parts replicate building up to an RNA strand that encodes everything needed to replicate itself and to produce energy, all in one place. You can certainly use evolutionary statistical models to describe that process, from a bunch of "parts" scattered in the soup through to an actual cell.

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    250. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this is that the Citrate-eating bacteria are still bacteria. The varying mutations of fruit flies, mosquitoes and dogs are still fruit flies, mosquitoes and dogs.

      So what you are saying is that if you do not see a species change from one to another in front of you, there is no such thing as one creature speciating?

      I've heard this argument before from creationists.

      Who oddly enough do not apply the same requirement for the person they say created the universe and life.

      Just a few words that were for some reason imparted only to some desert dwellers, trumps all of science. Physics, geology and biology are all wrong.

      Pretty good gig, that.

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    251. Re:Theory by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what a "theory" means? A theory means a proven hypothesis.

      Nope. Proofs are for mathematicians.

      Or distilled spirits.

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    252. Re: Theory by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, stability is required for evolution to happen. Life, however, is not required. But if a system isn't stable enough, it can't evolve. For this reason the length of a genetic code that is feasible depends upon the error rate of the copying process, the error rate during the non-copying phase, and the error correction processes.

      OTOH, I normally use the term "evolution" in a general sense which includes genetic-based evolution as a subset. (I'm not going to call that Darwinian Evolution, because Darwin didn't know about Mendel, and considered many forms of inheritance, most of which would not have worked. Possibly none of them would have worked, but I haven't done an extensive study of this.)

      So I consider it perfectly correct to talk about the evolution of atomic frequencies within stellar atmospheres. And to use the same general meaning when talking about biological evolution, albeit the biological evolution has a lot of special features that aren't present in stellar atmospheres (and conversely).

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    253. Re: Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Actually, stability is required for evolution to happen. Life, however, is not required. But if a system isn't stable enough, it can't evolve

      Have you read my post to which you are replying? Most of your reply's content had already been addressed in my post, or it is just restating my post's content in different words.

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    254. Re:Theory by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >OK, sure, but now we're arguing the semantics of "purports to explain"

      I suppose, if by "purports to explain..." what you really mean is "Can be used as the basis of a complementary theory that purports to explain...". That's a fair bit more than "semantics" in my book though, and science thrives on specificity of language.

      That is pretty much all I'm objecting to though, and it now sounds like we're actually in agreement that Evolutionary Theory, per se, says nothing about the origins of life.

      Beyond "semantics" my objection is based on the fact that when you make excessive claims such as "Evolutionary Theory purports to explain the origins of life", you predispose "Believers" to reject it - even those who might be willing to at least provisionally accept the far more limited claims that Evolutionary Theory actually makes, but feel the need to keep Divine intervention in the equation somewhere. And in doing so you foster the spread of ignorance and superstition.

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    255. Re:Theory by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      So until we've gotten it 100% figured out, I'm fine with somebody saying that it's "just a theory", even if they say so multiple times.

      I'll agree so long as "just a theory" isn't followed by "and the species could just as easily have been formed when some Intelligent Designer (I'm not saying god but *wink* *wink*) willed them into existence as they are today." Especially if said statement is uttered in a public school science classroom.

      I have no problem with people observing their religion so long as they don't try shoving it in my face - which includes trying to get a public school science class to teach Intelligent Design (aka Creationism wearing a badly made Science Halloween costume).

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    256. Re:Theory by Trihalo42 · · Score: 0

      Neil deGrasse Tyson said in Season 1 Episode 2 of the Cosmos reboot, near the end of the episode,

      "Nobody knows how life got started. Most of the evidence from that time was destroyed by impact and erosion. Science works on the frontier between knowledge and ignorance. Not afraid to admit what we don't know. There's no shame in that. The only shame is to pretend that we have all the answers. Maybe someone watching this will be the first to solve the mystery of how life on Earth began."

      So tell me this. Why do people keep calling evolution "fact" when there still is no clear answer to how life started? There's plenty of research on how the "building blocks" might have formed, but noting solid beyond that. There is missing information. It's a "best guess". In scientific terms, a "best guess" is called a hypothesis, not even a theory. So it's actually the Hypothesis of Evolution.

      In continuing to call evolution "fact", people are pretending to "have all the answers", and as Tyson said, they should be ashamed.

      Unless of course people would like to try and separate Abiogenesis from the other aspects of evolution, in which case it becomes very obvious that those people are attempting to hide the missing information. It's like people fighting to prove that the speed of light is a constant, despite the repeated experiments that show variations, so that General Relativity isn't broken in the process.

      There continues to be debate on other aspects. Some have claimed that the Dover trial was "proof" against Irreducible Complexity, when it was actually a straw man argument against Behe claiming that he said the components couldn't have worked anywhere else in the organism, which is not what he said. Also evidence submitted as "proof" was nothing more than an opinion piece buried in a document that had nothing to do with Irreducible Complexity, which itself should have resulted in charges of falsifying evidence. The entire trial was an embarrassment to people seriously researching evolution. But that hasn't stopped internet atheists from parading it around as some triumph of science over religion.

      http://www.discovery.org/a/142...
      http://www.discovery.org/a/856...

      And one other thing, since I mentioned "Black Science Man". He was in a Big Think interview a few years ago where he explained that there is no conflict between science and faith. I only mention this because these forum "debates" always contain raging atheists desperate to create a straw man argument of religion opposing science so they can attack that instead of providing actual scientific information.
      http://bigthink.com/videos/nei...

      Likewise, Michio Kaku has spoken about many physicists being spiritual if not fully religious. And I will remind you that not only does the current Pope have a masters degree in Chemistry, but also the Vatican employs 4 astrophysicists. So kindly shove the straw man attacks and focus on a lack of proof for Abiogenesis, among other holes in evolution that continue to be researched.

    257. Re: Theory by Kelsen · · Score: 0

      "Stability can be acquired over time".

      Not without stability....


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    258. Re:Theory by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Why can't you spell the word "fucking"? Please read definition #1 of the link you posted. Congratulations, you just destroyed your own argument. Also, please read the wikipedia page for "Scientific theory" (I assume this is what you mean by "scienftic theory wiki") . The first line also directly contradicts the claim you're attempting to make.

      In common english, theory means "hypothetical explanation/contemplation/conjecture". As a scientific term, theory is defined in both the references you gave along the lines of "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that is acquired through the scientific method and repeatedly tested and confirmed through observation and experimentation". I don't understand why you can't comprehend what I assume you've taken the time to read.

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    259. Re:Theory by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen whether anybody else has commented on this, but evolution doesn't address how life came to be, only how it changes over time.

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    260. Re: Theory by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how you can tell that just from someone's political beliefs on the internet.

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    261. Re:Theory by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Sure we have. We've even observed speciation in multicellular organisms - look up the California Rift Valley salamanders.

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    262. Re:Theory by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Evolution includes the development of new species, but it isn't *just* that. We have seen new species arise - the California Rift Valley salamanders, for example - but we also do expect that to be pretty slow for most animal species, so we wouldn't expect to see rapid changes when we've only really been paying attention for the last couple hundred years.

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    263. Re: Theory by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm disagreeing with you in considering that stability, and degree of stability, is an essential component of any working evolutionary system. This is explicitly disagreeing with your post.
      You said:

      Even if we ignore the misuse of the term self-replication, stability is not required along with replication. Stability can be acquired over time and replication can "evolve" (extra-Darwinian) within a set of unstable individuals and a factory. Hence there is no non-arbitrary cutoff.

      I am asserting that a marked degree of stability must be present in even the initial stages. This is why most forms of abiogenesis concentrate on how to establish stable conditions (or where they can be found). I do agree that increased stability can be acquired during the course of evolution, but it needs to be present from the start.

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    264. Re: Theory by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      > backed by conjectures that can't be proven because no one was alive to know if they are true.

      Oh, like the conjecture that you had great-great-great grandparents. No one was alive to know if you did. Any records, photos, daguerreotypes, paintings, and writings could very easily be faked, and don't really prove anything because nobody alive actually saw them.

      If you're going to make "direct observation" a precursor to all empirical knowledge, you're going to go down a pretty bad epistemological road.

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    265. Re: Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      This is explicitly addressed in my original post in this thread - http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

      If you disagree with it why don't you address it rather than starting from a,b,c again?

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    266. Re: Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "because ..." part of your statement.

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    267. Re: Theory by _crabby2 · · Score: 1

      Since the recent rise of Socialism, we will be told exactly what to think, do and act in our lives by the so-called powerful. The Authorities will make sure that it is dressed up as something we cannot argue against yet it will not be True. The Socialists are a power mad, dictatorial kind of people in Love with Anti-God ways of doing things. Forcing Evolution on impressionable minds at School is only the start. In Australia, they want to allow Homosexual Marriage with their Marriage Equality Bills before Parliament. They will Bankrupt whole nations via the Debt they generate with their Screwy ways as indeed they have done over the last 8 years in the form of the ALP. The Godless shall reap the reward of this though when their policies fail worldwide in the next 5-10 years. Then it will be up to the True Christians to stand up and feed the masses as Jesus did in the Bible. Only the chosen few will have this Power to do Miracles and believe me, they will be needed when Anarchy reign through roving Bands of Street Thugs gobbling up everything they can lay their hands on. Anything that is nailed down will be burnt so no-one else can use it. Life will be very hard and so the people will have to turn to the Lord for company, fellowship and the protection of the Lord. Better get the Holy Spirit now and learn how to use it to preach the Word so others can do the same. Happy Trails.

  2. It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my GOD, hell has finally frozen over.
    Intelligent and far seeing Republicans. Wow they're going to torn to shreds by the Bible Belt Brigade.

  3. Thought this was an Onion article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Small glimmer of hope

    1. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by narcc · · Score: 1

      Hope for what?

      A lot of people believe all sorts of wacky things. With few exceptions, it causes absolutely no harm. If Billy and Susie Coalminer don't believe in evolution, the world will get along just fine. We've got more biologists than jobs for them to fill, after all. If we miss gaining a few from some backwater state, so much the better.

      The "fight" was over in Dover. All the silly battles and debates afterward only served to put a lot of money into the hands of media skeptics and professional creationists by fueling demand for the conflict. It's not a stretch to say that you played a part in the building of the creation museum or that you helped fund Ray Comforts latest video.

      Yes, the reason creationism is a multi-million dollar industry is because of your misplaced priorities.

    2. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If Billy and Susie Coalminer don't believe in evolution, the world will get along just fine.

      Yeah, but their kids might not.

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    3. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by narcc · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt it'll make a significant impact on their children's lives. Consider this: If you denied evolution, would that impact your life in any tangible way?

      Here comes the stretch...

    4. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      I seriously doubt it'll make a significant impact on their children's lives. Consider this: If you denied evolution, would that impact your life in any tangible way?

      Maybe if I wanted to be a doctor, nurse, teacher, scientist or make it out of high school.

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    5. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by narcc · · Score: 1

      So... It wouldn't affect you in any way. That's the point, isn't it?

      Though I'll note that all of the professions in your list require higher-education, where they'd learn about evolution anyway, assuming it's relevant. (Many scientists, teachers, nurses, and doctors can practice without giving a thought to evolution as it's just not that important to those professions. Before you say something irrelevant about antibiotics, you're very obviously missing the point.)

      As for "make it out of high school", I'll bet a nickle that you could completely fail the evolution portion of a H.S. biology class and still manage a passing grade.

      Placing so much importance on evolution, as the OP has, just seems silly. Like I said before, the war was over a long time ago. By continuing to fight like we're still in the middle of battle only enriches people making a buck on the "debate". Michael Shermer and Ken Ham are in the same business -- and profiting handsomely on misplaced outrage.

      As I think you might be a bit confused, I'm not saying that it's okay to ignore the subject. It should be taught. But all you're doing when you "fight" these imaginary "battles" is fuel demand for debates and media that make you (and you're equally misguided opponents) feel important because you're on the right side. By perpetuating this nonsense, you're actually creating demand for creationist museaums, videos, books, etc.

      You're actively working against your own interests. If that's not foolish, I don't know what is.

    6. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Consider this: If you denied evolution, would that impact your life in any tangible way?

      If you're a doctor or nurse long enough to observe evolution and have it effect your medical practice in a tangible way, then you're very long lived!

      or make it out of high school.

      Hate to break it to you, but evolution covers only a tiny portion of required high school biology courses, and required high school biology courses only a fraction of the courses needed to graduate. And you can do that with D- grades in the required high school biology courses. You can refuse to believe in arithmetic and graduate high school.

    7. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by Culture20 · · Score: 1
      Munged HTML in my previous post. I like the people here at /., but the interface has sucked for more than a decade.

      Consider this: If you denied evolution, would that impact your life in any tangible way?

      Maybe if I wanted to be a doctor, nurse, teacher, scientist

      If you're a doctor or nurse long enough to observe evolution and have it effect your medical practice in a tangible way, then you're very long lived!

      or make it out of high school.

      Hate to break it to you, but evolution covers only a tiny portion of required high school biology courses, and required high school biology courses only a fraction of the courses needed to graduate. And you can do that with D- grades in the required high school biology courses. You can refuse to believe in arithmetic and graduate high school.

    8. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaccines

    9. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Billy and Susie Coalminer don't believe in evolution, the world will get along just fine.

      Not if Billy and Susie Coalminer become public servants at the state or federal level, voted in by other like-minded individuals, and push their backwards agenda on the rest of us.

    10. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Hope for what?

      A lot of people believe all sorts of wacky things. With few exceptions, it causes absolutely no harm. If Billy and Susie Coalminer don't believe in evolution, the world will get along just fine. We've got more biologists than jobs for them to fill, after all. If we miss gaining a few from some backwater state, so much the better.

      The "fight" was over in Dover. All the silly battles and debates afterward only served to put a lot of money into the hands of media skeptics and professional creationists by fueling demand for the conflict. It's not a stretch to say that you played a part in the building of the creation museum or that you helped fund Ray Comforts latest video.

      Yes, the reason creationism is a multi-million dollar industry is because of your misplaced priorities.

      You got all of that out of the comment "Small glimmer of hope"? Not only that, but it's his fault too?

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    11. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by narcc · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It wasn't difficult.

    12. Re:Thought this was an Onion article by dave420 · · Score: 1

      One would end up voting for politicians who also deny great swathes of science because it doesn't sit right with their preconceived notions of how the world works. Yaaay.

  4. Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they probably will focus more on that one word than actual truth. "It's only a theory"...

    Sorry. Live in the South, don't trust them :(

    1. Re:Theory... by sensei+moreh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lived in Alabama for four years. This represents major progress. However, there's still a long way to go.

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    2. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A long way to go for what? What's your agenda?

    3. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agenda? To catch up with the rest of civilization.

    4. Re:Theory... by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I grew up in the South, and I don't think I ever heard "evolution" or "natural selection" ever even mentioned in school by a teacher. The closest thing I remember to it was another student asking my middle school biology teacher about evolution once. She basically told us she wouldn't talk about it because she didn't want to lose her job. And that was that. I had no idea how these process even worked until I read about them later and started to understand their importance and implications.

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    5. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed. Let's make sure to encourage people to think that the Earth is flat and at the center of the universe, and about the theory of phlogiston as a viable physical theory. For diversity of ideas' sake.

    6. Re:Theory... by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      FWIW, I went to public school in Alabama and learned about evolution. It wasn't taught as in "but remember kids, this is only a theory" nor did they say "and evolution is fact and I'm failing you if you don't admit that God doesn't exist".

      It was just taught. Like things of this nature should be.

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    7. Re:Theory... by Shoten · · Score: 2

      I grew up in the South, and I don't think I ever heard "evolution" or "natural selection" ever even mentioned in school by a teacher. The closest thing I remember to it was another student asking my middle school biology teacher about evolution once. She basically told us she wouldn't talk about it because she didn't want to lose her job. And that was that. I had no idea how these process even worked until I read about them later and started to understand their importance and implications.

      I've spent time in the South as well, and I never heard the phrase "natural selection" uttered either. I DID see it play out, however...usually preceded by a "Hey, y'all...WATCH THIS!"

      But all kidding aside, you make an excellent point by illustrating exactly how the various forces at work come into play here. This law is a good move, and a step in the right direction for a state that consistently ends up being the butt of jokes because of a stereotypically uneducated (outside of Huntsville) populace. As soon as an idea, concept, or theory is banned...either explicitly as used to be the situation that led up to the Scopes Monkey Trial or implicity, as in the situation you encountered...knowledge slides backwards. Truth is never served by censorship.

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    8. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say anything about encouraging people to think any certain thing. But yes, those ideas should definitely be taught. I have a science education all the way to a PhD and can recognize one major failing. Things are taught as anonymous facts rather than the reality: a historical progression of ideas interacting with new technology that revealed new evidence. I had to read history and journal articles on my own to get a real science education. I consider my time in class to have been largely wasted.

    9. Re:Theory... by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Not all diversity is good, no. Diversity for diversity's sake is crap; it's the quality of the diverse ideas that count. The Flat Earth idea doesn't need equal time with evolution, for example.

    10. Re:Theory... by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I went to school in Georgia, and while I was in high school my county made national news when they put stickers saying "Evolution is only a theory, blah blah blah" inside the front covers of our science textbooks. My AP Bio class (which included one student who's father is the pastor at a large, prominent Baptist church and was even president of the Southern Baptist Convention) got a pretty good laugh in about it and then 5 minutes later completely forgot about it. Not all of the South is full of ignorant hicks without the capacity for cogent thought and reasoning. Although guns and pickups are both actually pretty awesome.

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    11. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "theory" of evolution isn't just a problem for schools in the south. I remember when I was in High School the teacher only touched on it for a few weeks and even then they kind of danced around its aspects and I grew up in southern Michigan (about 15-20 years ago). I got an earful from a number of other students for understanding and accepting the concept, most dismissed it as ludicrous because they seemed to think that it meant that one day apes suddenly started having modern human babies instead of slow gradual changes (slightly taller, little less hair, little smarter apes in each generation) despite a diagram right in the book depicting the slow changes.

    12. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a narrative that gets pushed that only conservatives are anti-science, yet if there is a discussion of nuclear power or even acknowledging the nature aspect of the nature vs. nurture debate, GMO foods, etc. suddenly the focus is shifted, refusing that dogma can take many forms.

      And in a real sense the liberals claiming the mantle of science has been rather anti-science, patting themselves on the back for merely being able to regurgitate factoids, with no real understanding of the principles involved.

    13. Re:Theory... by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Weird, I grew up in TN and in my rural high school (450 students, 7-12th grade), we had a nice discussion about evolution. Our teacher did start with "We're going to talk about evolution and I know some of you have religious exemptions from learning this, if so, please go to the library for the next few weeks while we get through the material. I remember only one person left the classroom and was really confused as to how anyone could actually be offended by evolution or science in general (this is also about the time I discovered atheism and had already left my fundamentalist church a year or two prior).

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    14. Re:Theory... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Crazy thing......in my school, we spent way more time discussing evolution in discussions about current events than in biology class. By the time we got to it in biology, it was like, "That was what everyone was upset about?" Straightforward, not particularly controversial once you get down to it.

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    15. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in GA as well. I don't believe my county started it but after they found out they could they put those stickers in every single science book. I mean it was in the chemistry book, it was in the physical science book, it was in EVERY science book weather or not it mentioned evolution or natural selection.

    16. Re:Theory... by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Catch up with the rest of civilization??? How? By forcing people to agree with 'Science'?

      Yes.
      Or more precisely, your group of uneducated worshippers have declared science is incorrect, yet refuse to publish your critiques in peer reviewed formal academic journals, where science is debated among those capable of understanding the arguments
      Thus, having refused to place your objections on the record, and allow them to be subject to peer review by the competent, you have surrendered the field to those who know and thus, it is time to end the charade
      You have nothing, and no place left to sell your propaganda.

    17. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Republicans are so stupid and hateful, and this decision proves that. They unanimously voted the wrong way. Every single one of those education rulers in that shithole voted the wrong way. They're going to be pissed when they realize they made a mistake and now their votes hate them. That was such a monumental mistake that only someone as stupid as a Republican could make.

    18. Re:Theory... by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      When they do not agree, let them step into Peer Review in the appropriate fora and prove their case...or let them be forever silent!

    19. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AutodidactLabrat: Did I say I was a Young Earther or Flat Earther? I did not. You made an incorrect assumption, then ensued your little hissy fit. If I had a dollar for every one of you "Soldiers for Science" I'd be a wealthy person. People like you are ignorant. Labrat, get back to your lab and ponder what science actually is and what it is not. Hint, it is not a platform for you to be intolerant.

      It is you who are wrong. Why don't you catch up with civilization?

    20. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people think evolution (as in macroevolution leading to speciation) is so important anyway? Unless that is your research niche, it really has no effect on day to day decision making for the researcher, let alone for the lay person.

      To be sure, natural selection and similarity between species are ideas used often. However, I can't remember one time doing medical research it actually mattered whether devolution occurred from one "perfect" lifeform, some aliens/god/programmer/whatever created everything a certain way, or the commonly understood process of evolution resulted in what we see.

      I'm just saying that if we need to make the best of the class time, there are much more relevant things to discuss than evolution/cosmology (electricity, forces, etc).

    21. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is only important to the bottom wrung of researchers who depend on it for a paycheck.

    22. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My wife teaches science in a bible belt state. State requirements are she must teach evolution. Local requirements are she can't talk about it. So she teaches everything about evolution without once using the words evolution or Darwin. It's really not that hard and it keeps everyone happy. She'd rather not have to be on guard, but compared to the other piles of nonsense teachers have to go through, it's no big deal.

    23. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is clearly false. It is also important to people for whom in conflicts with religious beliefs for some reason. Teaching any science as "fact" is the wrong way to go about it, why only pick on the way evolution is taught?

    24. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please get back to work.

    25. Re:Theory... by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Tennessee and Georgia, evolution was taught, with the caveat "if you are offended by this, please wait out in the hallway until the end of class"

    26. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anti-intellectualism is not diversity.

    27. Re:Theory... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

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    28. Re:Theory... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

      No, but you can shoot him and buy an Ox that will drink proper on the trail.

    29. Re:Theory... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Tennessee and Georgia, evolution was taught, with the caveat "if you are offended by this, please wait out in the hallway until the end of class"

      How many kids decided to be offended just so they could screw around in the hall?

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    30. Re:Theory... by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the South, and I don't think I ever heard "evolution" or "natural selection" ever even mentioned in school by a teacher. The closest thing I remember to it was another student asking my middle school biology teacher about evolution once. She basically told us she wouldn't talk about it because she didn't want to lose her job. And that was that. I had no idea how these process even worked until I read about them later and started to understand their importance and implications.

      That's kind of crazy. In the Minnesota public schools we were taught this back in the 80's. I guess it just shows us how different each state can vary on what students are taught.

    31. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not after the liberal gun-grabbers have their way!

    32. Re:Theory... by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Not a single one from my class.

    33. Re:Theory... by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      Lived in Alabama for four years. This represents major progress. However, there's still a long way to go.

      The GOP is learning that educating generations of children to mistrusts science has its drawbacks. The anti-GMO sentiments basically falls in 2 camps. Liberals that mistrust the Corporations involved and Conservatives that mistrust the science involved.

    34. Re:Theory... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are liberals who have dogmatic positions on those things. But if you look at it from a Republican/Democrat perspective you don't see a lot of prominent Democratic politicians supporting those dogmas in the same way that prominent Republicans do, particularly those running for President who have to contort themselves in absurd ways to avoid offending the party base on evolution and anthropogenic global warming.

    35. Re:Theory... by erapert · · Score: 1

      But if you look at it from a Republican/Democrat perspective you don't see a lot of prominent Democratic politicians supporting those dogmas in the same way that prominent Republicans do, particularly those running for President who have to contort themselves in absurd ways to avoid offending the party base...

      I disagree. I believe I've read on numerous occasions that very prominent Democrats believe there's an almost 30% wage gap between men and women in this country due to sexism. That is objectively false when doing an apples-to-apples comparison instead of comparing the median male to median female incomes.

      Not to mention articles posted here on /. about certain famous people and large demographics (liberal) from (extremely) liberal California who believe that vaccines cause autism.

    36. Re:Theory... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's funny you bring up the anti-vaxxers because they are from both sides of the political spectrum and I've heard statements supporting them from some Republicans as well as Democrats.

    37. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agenda? Feel-good ego boost from insulting people from a given state.

      You will contribute nothing to science, and offer no further benefit nor will impact anything beyond that.

    38. Re:Theory... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Idiocy has no political boundaries.

    39. Re:Theory... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      A lot of that is just contrariness. They do it just to piss people off.

    40. Re:Theory... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "I had to read history and journal articles on my own to get a real science education. I consider my time in class to have been largely wasted."

      Perhaps your time in class was what enabled you to get something out of history and journals.

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    41. Re:Theory... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him enter regional distribution codes in data field 92 to facilitate regression analysis on the back end."

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    42. Re:Theory... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      So...it was in the meteorology books too?

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    43. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that same token, 41 percent of Democrats are young Earth creationists, and 19 percent doubt that Earth is getting warmer.

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-liberals-war-on-science/

      So, what was your point?

    44. Re:Theory... by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Alabama, and remember well my middle school science books (Birmingham Public School), which mentioned Darwin, evolution, and natural selection. It wasn't a big deal in the 1980s.

    45. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really the science classes. The class helps you to know "there is no santa clause" once you compare what the supposed authority says to the actual evidence. I guess without that I would think I was missing some secret info. Mostly the classes filled my head with extremely misleading and biased simplifications. It really took years to get rid of them, I probably still have some I haven't realized yet. I say just teach critical thinking and give access to the relevant information.

    46. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The assumption comes from the scare quotes and capitalization on science. You referred to it as 'Science', and talked about "forcing people to agree with it". That communicates that you don't believe that this is actually science.

      You *know* you did that too. Know how I can tell? You are the only person who said "Young Earther" or "Flat Earther". He didn't say that. He called you an uneducated worshipper sure, but beyond that you made an assumption the same as he did when you said 'Science'.

      You *KNOW* that you sounded like a Young Earther and a Flat Earther, and you're pretending to be surprised.

    47. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference: I have literally never heard of people insisting that nuclear power not be taught in schools, or that GMO foods not be taught in schools. The political actions taken can be compared to climate change denial on the other side of the fence, but it is empirically different from evolution.

      The evolution debate is of educational significance, but has minimal policy significance beyond education. Nuclear power, climate change, and GMO foods have significance at a policy level. The trick with evolution is that it's a bellwether. If you'd want evolution not to be taught because you interpret it as contradicting your holy scripture, then what you're teaching is based on some really fucked-up principles.

      (Me:
      Pro-nuclear, that doesn't mean I'm anti-renewable because that's a stupid cop-out argument.
      Unopposed to GMO foods in general and opposed to mandatory GMO labelling, although pro verification research on its long term effects and in favour of disallowing false-labelling of GMO as nonGMO.
      Climate change is real and almost certainly has a large man-made component that we should address and I want to move past the debate to what reasonable actions we can take as a whole.
      Evolution is not only real it's been really friggin' obvious for a long time. We use it in algorithms. You want to be a last Tuesday-ist, that's fine; in that case evolution started last Tuesday, with evidence planted in the ground to make it look like the world existed since before last Tuesday.
      ).

    48. Re:Theory... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Dogma can indeed take many forms, and there's idiotic and antiscientific beliefs all over every political spectrum. However, I haven't noticed liberals trying to keep elementary science out of the schools. Having stupid ideas about the desirability of nuclear power is better than having stupid ideas about what schoolkids should be taught in science class.

      As far as regurgitating factoids, there is an advantage to normally regurgitating correct factoids. Somebody who believes that AGW is going on for some stupid reason is better to have around than one who believes it isn't happening for some stupid reason.

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    49. Re:Theory... by bledri · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I went to public school in Alabama and learned about evolution. It wasn't taught as in "but remember kids, this is only a theory" nor did they say "and evolution is fact and I'm failing you if you don't admit that God doesn't exist".

      It was just taught. Like things of this nature should be.

      My guess is that it depends on the school district, school principal, local PTA etc. You bring up an excellent point (or remind me of one.) It's pretty shitty to disparage a whole state, or the entire south, or all conservatives because some people are idiots. I know I'm stating the obvious, but "my team" can be pretty shitty to "the other team" and it gets embarrassing. Don't get me wrong, their are some real assholes on "the other team." But I'm not sure that being just as big of assholes helps out "our team."

      P.S. I can still be an asshole. I'm working on it.

      P.P.S. I don't mean to imply you are on either team, I'm just hijacking your comment and avoiding work.

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    50. Re:Theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will contribute nothing to science, and offer no further benefit nor will impact anything beyond that.

      What a weird curse.

  5. Did something just happen? by fredrated · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did Hell freeze over?

    1. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, they finally entered the 20th century.

    2. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did Hell freeze over?

      Well, if climate change is true...

      It's definitely possible!

    3. Re:Did something just happen? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      They just realized its actual location is in Michigan and it freezes over every year.

    4. Re:Did something just happen? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Did Hell freeze over?

      Wouldn't that disprove Global Warming?

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    5. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Dante, the deepest levels of Hell have always been frozen over. The punishment is to be encased in ice forever.

      The only punishment even deeper than that is to be perpetually chewed up within the mouth of Satan, and only three people were ever evil enough to suffer that punishment (Judas, Brutus, and some other guy I forgot, the theme being betrayal of one's proper lord).

      Of course, Dante was a writer of fiction. The authors of the gospels, on the other hand, seem to have intended their works as a mix of history, metaphor, and politics.

    6. Re:Did something just happen? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      No, they finally entered the 20th century.

      Since Charles Darwin died in 1882, I think you can say that they finally entered the 19th century.

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    7. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well any merkins who go to the 9th circle they will be in good company as they will be those other american traitors - your founding fathers.

    8. Re:Did something just happen? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Did Hell freeze over?

      Wouldn't that disprove Global Warming?

      No, that would just be natural variability.

    9. Re:Did something just happen? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Did Hell freeze over?

      No, it didn't... Most Republicans are not the morons that many people think they are...

      Just like most Democrats aren't the evil coming of the Commies that many people think they are...

      Most people are moderate and reasonable people, only the really loud screamers on the extreme are the problem.

    10. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brutus and Cassius, the murderers of Caesar.

    11. Re:Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope

      If the oceans rise far enough the gulf stream will shift making the British Isles climate similar to Alaska's.

    12. Re: Did something just happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't that they're Republicans, that can change. Being Alabamians, it is surprising.

      Have you seen their state Constitution? I'm surprised they didn't have to put this in as an Amendment. Everything else seems to be.

  6. So... by Lauriy · · Score: 5, Funny

    there's a god after all?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye.

  7. Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not from that state, but I'd like to put my two cents in.

    Teaching evolution shouldn't be an issue. I think the standard is getting permission, and if a student/parent isn't comfortable, they don't have to be in the class at the time. Unless they're making it involuntary with no opt-out.

    The thing about science is that things we have can always change. Evolutionary Theory is the best we have right now.

    As for climate change, that's a bit more controversial. There's the issue of whether it's man-made or not, or perhaps in part. As for action, I think we should fight pollution for it's own sake. http://www.gocomics.com/joelpett/2009/12/13/ helps sum up my stance more or less.

    Relevant from the article...

    Educators say the new rules — part of a major change that includes more experimentation and hands-on instruction and less lecturing — don't require that students believe in evolution or accept the idea that climate is changing globally.

    But public school students will be required for the first time to understand the theory of evolution. And teachers will be required to address climate change, which wasn't a focus the last time the state set science standards in 2005.

    I don't know what they mean by, "teachers will be required to address climate change". If it's a discussion, that's fine. If they teach that it's 100% caused by humans, that's a problem. They need to talk about all viewpoints along with the scientific data that indicates a changing climate.

    The topic of whether it's human-caused or not is so controversial that even mentioning this will probably get my post modded down.

    1. Re:Some comments by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The topic of whether it's human-caused or not is so controversial that even mentioning this will probably get my post modded down.

      It's controversial to those with an agenda. The rest of us can still maintain a rational discussion about it.

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    2. Re:Some comments by breagerey · · Score: 0
      This is only controversial amongst idiots.

      The topic of whether it's human-caused or not is so controversial that even mentioning this will probably get my post modded down.

    3. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well. Maybe it's controversial in a different way.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surveys_of_scientists%27_views_on_climate_change

    4. Re:Some comments by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Why should a child be allowed to be excluded from basic education? That is tantamount to keeping your child at home and not educating them, which is child abuse.

      There is basic science practice and scientific theories that evolve out of it. You teach science, not as a fact but as a process and from that process there is very little variation on a subject like evolution or climate change. You take into account that not all change is human-made and subtract the things we have seen from the things we see now.

      Sure there are hypothesis out there that seem outlandish but that doesn't mean they're wrong, they just have not been tested yet. Perhaps we will change our current viewpoint on both evolution and climate change, but it won't be replaced by an entirely different theory just because it doesn't always fit, only built-upon. You don't throw out Newtonian physics because Einstein's Relativity explains more things more accurately.

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    5. Re: Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      climate != weather

    6. Re: Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, we don't have much control over the weather, but it appears that we have a pretty big impact on climate. Of course you knew the difference between weather and climate which is why you wrote "weather" and not "climate", right?

    7. Re: Some comments by Holi · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to who? Blanket statements that go against a consensus of scientific opinion should really be supported by some citations if you want to be taken remotely seriously.

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    8. Re:Some comments by SuricouRaven · · Score: 0

      "That is tantamount to keeping your child at home and not educating them, which is child abuse."

      Or as it's called in the US, constitutionally protected freedom of religion.

    9. Re:Some comments by phantomfive · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is what an agenda looks like. I don't know why, but whenever countries meet over AGW, the topic always turns to giving billions of dollars from one group to another.

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    10. Re: Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, don't waste your time. The concept of "global warming" was so confusing to these people that they kept asking what happened to "the warming" whenever it snowed somewhere. In an effort to make it less confusing the term "global climate change" was coined, but instead of clearing things up for the confused it confused them even further. They're now sure that it's a conspiracy proving that there was no global warming and that the name was changed to reflect that.

      There's some levels of stupid that just can't be reasoned with.

    11. Re: Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of you are wrong. Which is why global warming arguments suck.
       
      Two dumbasses arguing badly is not a debate.

    12. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unless they're making it involuntary with no opt-out.

      I want to opt-out from math, my calculations are just to good (not comfortable)!

      When I grow up I want to be a banker, thats where my math skills are most needed.
      (1 + 5 = 1000000000000 when I cash in, 7 - 3 = 100000000000 when I have to pay)

      I want to also be a book reiter..

    13. Re:Some comments by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      We're already giving hundreds of billions to MAKE human caused global climate warming.
      It's called the Department of Defense, and it's single task is conquering oil rich nations and protecting the price of oil

    14. Re:Some comments by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow, where do you come up with this stuff? Do you actually think that's rational thought? The sole task of the DoD is to protect the price of oil?

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    15. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if we're gonna ask permission to teach about scientific topics that people may not 'believe' in, then we need to begin asking permission to teach any science at all.

      It's science.
      Belief isn't required.
      Quite the opposite.

    16. Re:Some comments by bledri · · Score: 2

      This is what an agenda looks like. I don't know why, but whenever countries meet over AGW, the topic always turns to giving billions of dollars from one group to another.

      The fact that you don't like some of the proposed solutions does not mean there is not a problem. Go look at the list of the top 100 companies, the largest political donors, etc. and then try to make a cogent argument as to how big bad environmental and/or poverty lobby has some how convinced 1000s of scientists to participate in whatever strange and huge conspiracy you appear to be proposing.

      We are releasing millions of years of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere and we are doing it on the time scale of decades. To pretend that will not have consequences because all the solutions are ideologically distasteful is appalling.

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    17. Re:Some comments by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 2

      O.K., show me what DOD has done IN BATTLE in the last 20 years that was not about, as Dick Cheney said in his Open Letter to Bill Clinton in 1999 "....protect the soldiers we will place in the area...and a significant portion of the world's oil". i.e. kill Saddam to make the price of oil more compatable with maximum income for the owners of oil stocks such as Dick Cheney
      Lots of luck

    18. Re:Some comments by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Why don't you READ about the actual causes, of which there are multiple causes/factor instead of spouting off nonsense to drive your agenda?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Humans cannot stop climate change.

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    19. Re:Some comments by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Why don't you READ about the actual causes, of which there are multiple causes/factor instead of spouting off nonsense to drive your agenda?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    20. Re:Some comments by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      if we're gonna ask permission to teach about scientific topics that people may not 'believe' in, then we need to begin asking permission to teach any science at all.

      It's science. Belief isn't required. Quite the opposite.

      But you want us to believe in the idea that humans are the main cause of climate change?

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    21. Re:Some comments by r-diddly · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it makes any difference whether it's human-caused. Global warming will proceed and is proceeding, let's start from there.

    22. Re:Some comments by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You're like someone who was frozen in time.....all your conspiracy theories are from over a decade ago. Even the phrasing you use is from back then. Fascinating.
      The self-confidence you have in your ignorance hasn't changed, though. Your argument is "I can't think of anything the DoD has done." It's an argument from ignorance. Of course not, if anyone showed you evidence, the cognitive dissonance would force you to disregard it.

      Your name calls yourself an "autodidact." Find some new places to teach yourself from, you'll be glad you did.

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    23. Re:Some comments by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well we gave trillions as corporate welfare to oil companies over the years, so billions seems like a bargain.

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    24. Re:Some comments by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's controversial to those with an agenda. The rest of us can still maintain a rational discussion about it.

      I was wrong, it appears from this thread that people aren't able to have a rational discussion about this. (or possibly anything)

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    25. Re:Some comments by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The fact that you don't like some of the proposed solutions does not mean there is not a problem. Go look at the list of the top 100 companies, the largest political donors, etc. and then try to make a cogent argument as to how big bad environmental and/or poverty lobby has some how convinced 1000s of scientists to participate in whatever strange and huge conspiracy you appear to be proposing.

      There's no conspiracy, it's out in the open. This isn't something people are trying to hide.

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    26. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you READ about the actual causes, of which there are multiple causes/factor instead of spouting off nonsense to drive your agenda?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Not sure what you are trying to say. By far most scientists in the field agree that we have Anthropogenic Global Warming, like most scientists support evolution over creationism. Some (but mostly not scientists in the field) are still clinging to alternate possible explanations for global warming (like for evolution vs creationism). The Wikipedia link doesn't really say otherwise, but Wikipedia is a really bad source for hot topics like this, where we know there is significant activism and paid spin.

    27. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we can have a rational discussion about it when you labeled yourself "rational" and all those who disagree as "irrational" just because they disagree with you. Your arrogance is annoying.

    28. Re:Some comments by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Why don't you READ about the actual causes, of which there are multiple causes/factor instead of spouting off nonsense to drive your agenda?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Not sure what you are trying to say. By far most scientists in the field agree that we have Anthropogenic Global Warming, like most scientists support evolution over creationism. Some (but mostly not scientists in the field) are still clinging to alternate possible explanations for global warming (like for evolution vs creationism). The Wikipedia link doesn't really say otherwise, but Wikipedia is a really bad source for hot topics like this, where we know there is significant activism and paid spin.

      Not sure who you are trying to argue with but I think you are twisting the fact that various scientists theorize that human activity has an impact on the climate but we are not the biggest factor. We could not stop an ice age or warming trend no matter how hard we tried short of using nukes.

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    29. Re: Some comments by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Of course the term "climate change" (with the "global" implied) has been in use since at least the 1950's when Gilbert Plass wrote a paper titled "The Carbon Dioxide Theory of Climate Change" so it wasn't something coined recently.

    30. Re:Some comments by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you READ about the actual causes, of which there are multiple causes/factor instead of spouting off nonsense to drive your agenda?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      What's your point? Scientists know there are multiple interacting causes of climate change. They even directly address that in the latest IPCC report. What they find is that lately the natural causes of climate change are not enough by themselves to account for the change we are seeing and only when you include human influences do you get a complete picture of what's going on.

    31. Re:Some comments by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Earlier you reference the Wikipedia article on Climate Change. The article lists all of the major known causes of climate change. The reason you know about them is because scientists studied the subject. Scientists are still studying all of those causes of climate change. They are measuring them and examining the effects they have. What they find is that when you add up all of the effects, natural and anthropogenic, the natural causes only would by themselves lead you to expect that the Earth should be cooling. But that's not happening. When you add in the anthropogenic causes you get a much better match with the actual climate and its changes. Since the natural causes alone point to cooling that means the anthropogenic causes are causing more than 100% of the warming.

      You can believe what you want but if you reject science without good scientific backing for your rejection don't be surprised if you get challenged about it.

    32. Re:Some comments by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Kosovo. No oil. Your hypothesis is falsified.

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    33. Re:Some comments by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I am one. You, sir, are the square root of minus one.

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    34. Re:Some comments by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Is being in the first 10k years of an inter-glacial considered to have much of an effect?

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    35. Re:Some comments by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      if we're gonna ask permission to teach about scientific topics that people may not 'believe' in, then we need to begin asking permission to teach any science at all.

      It's science.
      Belief isn't required.
      Quite the opposite.

      But you want us to believe in the idea that humans are the main cause of climate change?

      No, humans are the main cause of science.

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    36. Re:Some comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is being in the first 10k years of an inter-glacial considered to have much of an effect?

      Hey guys, this guy has understood what none of the scientists understand and account for. Maybe he can solve cancer for us too?

    37. Re:Some comments by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Weird, right? People not trying to hide scientific knowledge? Bizarre!

    38. Re:Some comments by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Technically I only labeled those trying to push an agenda as irrational.

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    39. Re:Some comments by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Freedom of religion does not protect parents from neglecting their children. There is plenty of precedence about that.

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    40. Re:Some comments by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does.
      http://childrenshealthcare.org...
      First google result lists many, many religious exceptions regarding children and healthcare. See all those laws which establish minimum standards for the care of children, with a big glaring 'unless your religion says otherwise' exception?

      Then go down to section B. In many states, it is indeed a religious right to neglect the medical needs of children. Does your child have, say, diabeties, which will certainly be fatal if untreated? Then it's abuse to refuse to seek medical treatment, unless you happen to be one of those wackos who refuses all medicine on religious grounds, in which case you get special exception. See Madeline Newmann for a famous case. Last I heard the parents were praying for her resurrection. Even when she was suffering seizures the parents refused to violate their religion by calling a doctor, and only prayed for healing.

      In five states, there's a religious exception of some form that can cover murder. It's pretty rare that it actually gets used, but it covers situations like death during exorcism attempts. You can actually torture your child to death and then get away with it, if you did so for religious reasons. If you didn't intend for them to actually die.

    41. Re:Some comments by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Prince v. Massachusetts is clear: Parents may be free to become martyrs themselves. But it does not follow they are free, in identical circumstances, to make martyrs of their children before they have reached the age of full and legal discretion when they can make that choice for themselves.

      Oregon v. Smith likewise establishes that certain laws, specifically in regards to child welfare, should be followed.

      The fact that many judiciaries have neglected or are working around the Supreme Court decision(s) doesn't make it legal if it were actually tested.

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  8. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Alabama republican is a progressive.

    Search YouTube for Democrat Alvin Holmes' thoughts on beer.

  9. To be clear... by engineerErrant · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is about the town of Alabama, Massachusetts.

    1. Re:To be clear... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is about the town of Alabama, Massachusetts.

      Did you even look at TFA?

      .
      From the About al.com section:

      Alabama Media Group is a digitally-focused news and information company that combines the quality journalism from The Birmingham News, The Huntsville Times, Mobile’s Press-Register and The Mississippi Press with the up-to-the-minute access of AL.com and gulflive.com.

    2. Re:To be clear... by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 2

      An Engineer's joke is no laughing matter?
      whoosh.

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    3. Re:To be clear... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was intended to be funny. And if it were marked as "funny" I would have let it go. But a brain-dead moderator put an "interesting" on it, so I felt the need to inject some factual info.

    4. Re:To be clear... by robi5 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the correctly collectively funny moderation would have been '+5 Informative'.

    5. Re:To be clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be clear...
      it says state. get it right

  10. So much patting on the back by wickerprints · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...for something that not only should have been in place already, but is tepid in comparison to how science is taught almost everywhere else around the world.

    That's how much the religious zealots have been able to twist the narrative in their favor, to the point where every civilized person breathes a sigh a relief when they AREN'T shoving their creationist mythologies in students' faces and indoctrinating them with dogma. Are we supposed to congratulate Alabama for not being backwards fundamentalists? That's the intellectual equivalent of giving them a medal for promising not to lynch any more black people.

    1. Re:So much patting on the back by Moof123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regardless, we should encourage good behavior even if it was preceded by a temper tantrum. Same with your dog, treat him nicely when he finally comes back rather than punishing him for being bad and running away in the first place.

      Yes, we should treat the right as spoiled children and bad dogs, since that is how they act.

    2. Re:So much patting on the back by MakerOfBattle · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't we just be teaching reading, writing & arithmetic + stuff that is 100% repeatable in grades 0 - 8? What is the value in teaching kids that they might have come from a monkey when we don't even teach them how to do their taxes.

    3. Re:So much patting on the back by BenBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rather than a car analogy, let's go with a bible analogy, 'k? Consider the prodigal son ... let's celebrate that we're coming together, instead of nursing old grudges ...

    4. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was Alabama in 1910, giving out medals for not lynching black people would have been appropriate.

    5. Re:So much patting on the back by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      You have to teach them some smattering of the over arching themes in Science. If for no other reason than they are going to hear about it on TV or the Internet. You don't teach detailed issues and it is going to be at a 'religious' level if you will - it is taught as doctrine, not reasoned learning. But that is true of pretty much everything at an elementary school level. Hopefully you teach enough of the foundational basics that they can learn to think later on when their brains are fully developed (after they quit reading Slashdot).

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    6. Re:So much patting on the back by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      No Human Beings are aborted coward

    7. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your attitude is the very reason that so many on "both sides" refuse to reach across the aisle anymore. Damned if you and damned if you don't. You may as well just do what you were going to do in the first place if you can't get a smudge of forgiveness from your opposition.
       
      I wonder why the high and mighty, life yourself, aren't driven to distraction by the lack of cooperation... I guess as long as you can keep cheerleading and rubbing everyone elses' nose in your smug self-righteousness it's worth the sacrifice, huh?
       
      You sideline morons don't care about progress, you care about making other people suffer for their sins. A bunch of self satisfied bullies and nothing more.

    8. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It turns out that opinions on the proper focus of early education vary widely.

    9. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > religious zealots

      Exactly. Those Republicans hate science and do not allow it to be taught. That is why people are so stupid in the US. So stupid. The Republicans hate education. They hate it. This latest attack on science proves they are beyond help.

    10. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So if we killed all the creationists will there still be stupid left?

    11. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that a zygote isn't a child. But I ask: if we kill all the zygotes will there be any children in a few months?

      The reason you ask that is because you'd rather knock over a strawman than address the issue.

    12. Re:So much patting on the back by erapert · · Score: 0

      That is addressing the issue. How about answering my questions instead of saying I'm using logical fallacies when I'm not?

    13. Re:So much patting on the back by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      "You say that a zygote isn't a child. But I ask: if we kill all the zygotes will there be any children in a few months?"

      Of course there will, unless you're planning on slaughtering all existing children. Children generally remain children for about 12 years, which is much longer than a few months.

      And yes, if we destroy every single existing acorn/minnow/egg/child (wow), all of those things will be around in the 30-200 year time frame you mention. Oak trees produce acorns every year, as do chickens with eggs, and people (can) with children. If you killed every single zygote that was conceived for the next twenty years, we'd still have people 200 years from now.

      Even your straw men don't make the point you think they do.

    14. Re:So much patting on the back by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      As a conservative myself I'll try to keep your words in mind when I think about the recent news concerning the human slaughter house called Planned Parenthood.

      Your condescension and arrogance is especially repugnant considering that the Alabama school board doesn't support, and never has, the murder of human children while that is a fundamental plank in the left's platform. Considering who has done real and permanent damage to this country and to humanity in general I'll take a bunch of hard-right bible-thumpers over the mob of self-righteous mass murderers any day.

      The ironic bit of all of this is that if the R's succeed in defunding Planned Parenthood it will actually increase the number of abortions because the government funding of PP goes into women's health services including providing low cost or free birth control to women who otherwise might not have access to it.

    15. Re:So much patting on the back by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      No, your questions were all strawmen since the only place anyone is proposing any of those things is in your imagination.

    16. Re:So much patting on the back by erapert · · Score: 1

      No Human Beings are aborted coward

      Right there. That's where someone said it. He said unborn children aren't human.

    17. Re:So much patting on the back by erapert · · Score: 1

      You know perfectly well the point I was makingbut you chose to equivocate.

    18. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got to see it from the point of view of the Alabamans

      Every one in the world evolved, they didn't

    19. Re:So much patting on the back by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The strawman part was you saying "if we destroy/kill all ...". No one is proposing that.

      My own position on abortion is that until a fetus is able to live on it's own outside the womb it's nobody's business but the woman's. It's a matter of personal freedom.

    20. Re:So much patting on the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural terminations overwhelm the numbers of abortions by medical procedure. God did that. And he's been doing that since life began having sex.

      God is the biggest killer of zygotes EVER.

      Burn his houses down and kill everyone going to this child killers' site.

      And this doesn't include the many many children he says he killed in a flood.

    21. Re:So much patting on the back by erapert · · Score: 1

      It's interesting to me that you made this into a religious thing while dodging the point. Not once have I mentioned anything religious at all.

    22. Re:So much patting on the back by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Addressing someone with "O evolutionist!" is a pretty big giveaway of what you believe and where your motivations come from.

    23. Re:So much patting on the back by erapert · · Score: 1

      No sense of humor? No idea what "facetious" means? Have you never seen or heard of the Bayeaux Tapestry?

      Aren't you dodging the point and bringing up irrelevant bullshit to derail and distract?

    24. Re:So much patting on the back by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Correct, I was not familiar with that piece of cloth. But I guess you got a boner for it, which makes your religious motivations irrelevant.

  11. They said nothing about temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I read the summary and it didn't say anything about unseasonably cold weather - much less sub-freezing temperatures - in Alabama.

    1. Re:They said nothing about temperature by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I read the summary and it didn't say anything about unseasonably cold weather - much less sub-freezing temperatures - in Alabama.

      That's because of Climate Change. It's getting warmer and they figured they had to explain it somehow.

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    2. Re:They said nothing about temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because Hell is in Michigan.

    3. Re:They said nothing about temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like they're just swapping out non-scientific, religious fundamentalism for pseudo-scientific climate fundamentalism.

  12. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by NotDrWho · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't celebrate too much. The lessons will be titled "How Jebus used evolution to make humankind smart enough to vote Republican."

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  13. Some faith in humanity restored by kheldan · · Score: 1

    (Using the word 'faith' very loosely here, because after all it's a meme)

    Good to hear on a Monday morning. Bonus points: Alabama! Can we get the rest of the southern states on board next? ;-)

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  14. Drop origin of life by neghvar1 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I say drop the origin of life topic all together from public education.

    1. Re:Drop origin of life by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't believe the origin of life is part of public education anywhere, since we have no real idea how life got started. It's what came after that creationists latched on to and let's face it - even they must know the science is solid. This whole episode has been an extended period of trolling on the part of these religious factions, hoping to raise their profiles and gain membership.

    2. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of this could have been avoided if we had dropped the origin of life from Earth entirely.

    3. Re:Drop origin of life by bledri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I say drop the origin of life topic all together from public education.

      Evolution is about the diversity of life, not it's origin. Evolution is what happens after you have life (which I think of as almost, but not quite, perfect replicators.) Abiogenesis is the term used for the process of life arising from non-living matter. Last I checked, there are some nascent theories regarding abiogenesis, but nothing solid yet. I'm not sure why you would want to drop mentioning that in public education.

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    4. Re:Drop origin of life by neghvar1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As I said, drop the origin of life topic. Avoid the religious and scientific controversy all together. When I took biology in HS, my biology teacher skipped the topic altogether. Didn't even mention the controversy. Just skipped the chapter altogether. One student asked why she skipped it. Her response, "I will teach what can be reproduced in a lab or examined first-hand."

    5. Re:Drop origin of life by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Abiogenesis is very difficult to study. It left no evidence, and all early forms of life have long since been consumed by their more-adapted descendants. There are hints here and there in the biochemistry, like ribosomes being composed largely of RNA, but not enough to reach any firm conclusions.

    6. Re:Drop origin of life by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      You are aware that the origin of life and the evolution of life are two seperate topics?

    7. Re:Drop origin of life by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      As mentioned, that is not what the subject of evolution is about.

      In addition, evolution is not an isolated part of biology. It's the core of biology. You can't make sense of biology without it.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    8. Re:Drop origin of life by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And since your educators did not teach you these topics, it very clearly shows through your failure to understand the distinction between "the origin of life" (as you put it) and "the origin of species" (as Darwin put it). The origin of life is, to a large extent, still a scientific unknown, in the sense that science has not yet been able to determine how life on Earth originated. That is not to say that we can never know how life on Earth originated, or that we cannot eventually discover and execute a plausible mechanism for the origin of life. We simply don't know YET.

      But the origin of species--that is to say, the theory that explains how living organisms on this planet have adapted and changed in response to changes in their environment, thus leading to the differentiation and EVOLUTION of different forms of life--is by contrast to the former, very much a scientific known. The evidence is so abundant as to be utterly compelling to anyone who has not been blinded by religious dogma. The entire field of genetics was not known before evolution as a theory was proposed, yet those findings have reinforced evolutionary theory countless times.

      And then, for your science teach to have said such a thing: "I will teach what can be reproduced in a lab or examined first-hand"--betrays her ignorance of scientific thought and discourse. First-hand examination or reproducible experiments are of course a foundation of good science, but these are not the only means by which science can be done. We cannot, for example, obtain first-hand evidence of the temperature of the core of the Sun. We cannot at this time create an experiment to directly measure the temperature of a coronal mass ejection. Yet we can, through indirect means, infer these things from other information we know about nuclear physics and thermodynamics. That does not mean we know with great precision what those temperatures are, but we can obtain useful models based on scientific reasoning. Insistence on directly observable phenomena as the only form of scientific evidence is such an egregious ignorance of science that I wouldn't consider your "science" teacher worthy of her credential.

    9. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss out of a MAJOR part of any biology/history education if you try to do so. And I highly doubt that the religious fundamentalists wouldn't stop there even if you did so, they would simply move on to some other aspect of their "teachings" that the needed to impose on the general public.

    10. Re:Drop origin of life by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

      Christians say we and all other life was created by God. Evolution states we started as amoebas and evolved over billions of years into what we are today. Personally though, I could care less. I am as I am now and will use it to my fullest abilities. Whether my species was created or evolved is irrelevant to me here and now and till I die.

    11. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that evolution takes time and some only have 6000 years window to work with.

    12. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine for you, but many people want to know. Why investigate the stars? We'll never get there. Why deep-sea dive? It's not relevant to _my_ life. Humans as a species seek knowledge.

    13. Re:Drop origin of life by bledri · · Score: 1

      All of this could have been avoided if we had dropped the origin of life from Earth entirely.

      No, it can't. The issue is fundamentalist that argue against evolution. Texts tend to be very clear on the fact that we don't know how life started (yet). We just know that once it started, it evolved. Fundamentalist have no tolerance for evolution because their sacred texts state that God created everything as it is. God created every creature perfectly. Especially humans. Fundamentalist think humans are a separate creation from the animals. Maybe you have some belief that is OK with post creation evolution, but that is not why teaching evolution has been such a hot-button-topic in the US.

      Most of the people fighting the teaching of evolution think the world is 1000s of years old (usually somewhere between 6000 and 10000). They believe that species do not change. They believe that humans are not animals.

      There is another contingent that believes in "guided" evolution, but even there the issue is not abiogenesis. They insist that unguided evolution is impossible. They insist that intelligent design (meaning, "God did it") be taught as a viable "theory" (it's not.) Again, this group is not satisfied with evolution as long as the origin of life is not discussed. Once again, they insist that God is involved in the creation of humans. Otherwise we are just animals and they can't accept that.

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    14. Re:Drop origin of life by Dragonslicer · · Score: 0

      Evolution states we started as amoebas and evolved over billions of years into what we are today.

      You really ought to go back and take that high school biology class again.

    15. Re:Drop origin of life by bledri · · Score: 1

      As I said, drop the origin of life topic. Avoid the religious and scientific controversy all together. When I took biology in HS, my biology teacher skipped the topic altogether. Didn't even mention the controversy. Just skipped the chapter altogether. One student asked why she skipped it. Her response, "I will teach what can be reproduced in a lab or examined first-hand."

      I've responded at length elsewhere, but you are mistaken as to the core issue. Fundamentalists are not OK with the teaching of evolution. They believe in a young Earth (less than 10000 years old.) They believe that God created all species as is. They believe that humans are not animals. That is the major rub, not the origin of life. No one teaches the origin of life as if we know the answer to that, because we don't.

      But we do teach that humans are animals, not special creations of God. And a surpassingly large percentage of US citizens can't tolerate the thought that we were not created separate from animals.

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    16. Re:Drop origin of life by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      When I took biology in HS, my biology teacher skipped the topic altogether.

      They skip sex education too, which is why this happened:

      Alabama has double the national rate for sexually transmitted diseases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Montgomery County has four times the national rate for those diseases.

      A new CDC poll shows that about half of Alabama's teens have had sex, despite the fact that abstinence-centric sexual education is the law in Alabama.

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    17. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I mean if there were no origin of life. If there were no life then there would be no argument.

    18. Re:Drop origin of life by swillden · · Score: 2

      Abiogenesis is very difficult to study. It left no evidence, and all early forms of life have long since been consumed by their more-adapted descendants. There are hints here and there in the biochemistry, like ribosomes being composed largely of RNA, but not enough to reach any firm conclusions.

      I wouldn't say "not enough to reach any firm conclusions", though it is difficult. The problem is that there may be a lot of clues in biochemistry that we don't yet know enough to recognize as clues, and won't know until we have some thoroughly-detailed and workable hypotheses for the process. It's possible that there really isn't enough evidence, but we just can't know yet.

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    19. Re:Drop origin of life by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      ... I could care less. I am as I am now and will use it to my fullest abilities.

      If that constitutes your "fullest abilities", you were failed by your English teacher as well as your Science teacher. Here's a hint: the bolded part means exactly the opposite of what you probably wanted to say.

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    20. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some aspects of abiogenesis can be reproduced in a school lab first-hand. It's quite easy to make amino acids with water, CO2, an energy source and little else. You've been cheated.

    21. Re:Drop origin of life by laird · · Score: 1

      Correction "A new CDC poll shows that about half of Alabama's teens have had sex, *due to* the fact that abstinence-centric sexual education is the law in Alabama."

      Numerous studies have shown that "abstinence-centric" sex ed course correlate strongly with increased teen pregnancy, sexual diseases and abortion.

    22. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It left a *great deal* of evidence, namely all the lifeforms on the planet. The existence of a watch in the desert hints at the existence of a watchmaker, after all.

    23. Re:Drop origin of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really expect somebody like that to understand what you say beyond your second sentence?
      I agree with you, but I doubt that any anti evolution type there, will bother reading further than the fist paragraph man

    24. Re:Drop origin of life by troff · · Score: 1

      Yes. Just drop the topic. Just drop the discussion or thinking about anything that might be at all controversial; or inspire somebody to begin studying it closer; or give them any kind of background, skills or concepts which would enable them to study it or anything else even vaguely controversial.

      Yes. Let's just stop teaching things 'cause it gives us squirmy feels.

      Yes. Let's just stop any consideration of anything that can't be reproduced in a lab (which evolution can be and has been) or examined first-hand.

      Yes. Just skip the chapters. Yes. Just skip. Just skip. Skip skip skip. ...

      I regret having just eaten and then coming to read this. The content of your post makes me feel physically ill. A world dominated by attitudes and policies like this would be a wretched disgusting sinkhole sliding further back into barbarism. What you've suggested and described should be treated as an obscenity. This is nothing short of despicable.

      I feel sorry for the other student who had enough of a brain to ask such a question of a course of action so approved by you and the teacher. I hope that other student went on to bigger, better, brighter things than that class and attitude. Like, say, a knuckle-sized lump of coal.

    25. Re:Drop origin of life by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Abiogenesis is very difficult to study. It left no evidence,

      That's probably not true. It hasn't left any clear and unambiguous evidence capable of convincing even the most die-hard of sceptics, which has been found and identified as such. That's true. There is quite a lot of evidence concerning abiogenesis, but it's all ambiguous, unclear and capable of multiple interpretations. (Or hasn't been found and convincingly interpreted yet.)

      and all early forms of life have long since been consumed by their more-adapted descendants.

      Again, we don't know that. But we do know that conditions on the surface of the planet are greatly different to the conditions under which the first lifeforms developed, because we have physical fossils (e.g. stromatolites) which pre-date the last occurrence of detrital iron pyrites and uraninite (both of which are highly sensitive to the presence of free di-oxygen in the air.

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  15. Hear that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the sound of a fundamentalist's head exploding. If you missed it, don't worry. There will be more to follow!

  16. It has to be said... by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    THANK GOD!

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  17. Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only in America is it newsworthy that there's a potential that students might actually be taught science in school.

    For the baffled foreigners reading this: I attended a public school in the US, and read portions of the Bible as part of my English class (Genesis, because it is as commonly referenced as the Greek myths we also read) and my World Religions class. However, in many places (not where I went), Genesis is also presented in Biology classrooms as an authoritative source. US school students have plenty of exposure to the Bible already, but there's a fight over giving them even more exposure, and in a very different context.

    Also, despite what you may have heard, prayer is permitted in US public schools. Any student could (and did) pray on their own time as long as it did not disrupt school or create the appearance that the school endorsed their particular beliefs. The fight here is over the right for public schools to endorse particular religions (particularly Christianity), and for students to proselytize and disrupt school.

    1. Re:Only in America by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I went to public school in the northeast and not once was the bible used in school. Nor did any religious topics come up in any of my classes, beyond your standard Greek and Roman mythology. I wish they had dug deeper into other mythologies from around the world. I don't recall prayers in school, but at events it definitely came up which is inevitable given that the Hispanics comprised the majority of the student body.

      If you don't think these topics aren't debated overseas then you clearly haven't traveled enough. I've seen both Europeans and Asians question evolution and not necessarily on religious grounds. While living in Asia one guy went on a tirade about it and how dissenting views should be taught in schools; similar to the crap we see here in the US. I disagree completely, but it's just not worth arguing with some people. I take it you've never met a born again Buddhist, because they're not all that different than your average fundamentalist Christian.

    2. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to public school in the northeast and not once was the bible used in school. Nor did any religious topics come up in any of my classes, beyond your standard Greek and Roman mythology. I wish they had dug deeper into other mythologies from around the world. I don't recall prayers in school, but at events it definitely came up which is inevitable given that the Hispanics comprised the majority of the student body.

      Same here in the Midwest.

    3. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen both Europeans and Asians question evolution and not necessarily on religious grounds.

      There are no other grounds. Apparently the concept of "Stealth Fundamentalism" extends beyond US borders, too--they were probably just using a set of dog whistles and cultural codes for their religious grounds that you didn't pick up on.

    4. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, in many places (not where I went), Genesis is also presented in Biology classrooms as an authoritative source.
       
      Care to cite?

    5. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, in many places (not where I went), Genesis is also presented in Biology classrooms as an authoritative source.

      Care to cite?

      I'll even give you a map: http://io9.com/a-map-showing-which-u-s-public-schools-teach-creationi-1515717148

    6. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My school (original poster) was also in the Midwest. World Religions was an elective, so many students could have opted out of it, and other districts may have opted not to teach it (possibly for budgetary reasons, lots of electives are tossed these days). The English class I dunno--we were reading Oedipus one minute and Genesis the next, I guess maybe it was at teacher's discretion, but nobody complained because it was clearly done in such an evenhanded, appropriate manner.

    7. Re:Only in America by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear that. I went to public schools in Miami a very long time ago, and the bible was simply a text in history class. On the same test, you might have to answer "Who was the sixteenth President?" and "What kind of wood was the Ark made of?"

    8. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US school students have plenty of exposure to the Bible already, but there's a fight over giving them even more exposure, and in a very different context.

      Nice propaganda piece. Agenda much?

      The vast majority of US students have little or no exposure to the Bible in school.

      Only schools run by Christian sects teach the Christian Bible. These are uncommon.

      I don't know that there are any schools specific to Jewish groups, but I suppose if there were they would teach their version of the Bible. More likely this happens in synagogue.

      Even with the Christian religions, religious studies are normally done outside the context of school.

      The many people from other religious backgrounds - the USA is a land of immigrants - are unlikely to have any exposure to any version of the Bible.

      The US Bill of Rights (the highest law in the law) prohibits making Bible studies (or studies specific to any religion) a required course in public schools.

  18. Alternate universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew stepping though that portal was risky but I kind of like this Alabama filled with science education and NASA engineers.

    Back in my dimension, we are mainly focused on where to put our 10 commandment monument and the evils of an education lottery.

    1. Re:Alternate universe! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      I knew stepping though that portal was risky but I kind of like this Alabama filled with science education and NASA engineers.

      Back in my dimension, we are mainly focused on where to put our 10 commandment monument and the evils of an education lottery.

      It's not all Bibles and Chitlins. Marshall Space Flight Center is in Huntsville.

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    2. Re:Alternate universe! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not all Bibles and Chitlins. Marshall Space Flight Center [wikipedia.org] is in Huntsville.

      Yes, but to be fair, the Marshall Space Flight Center is working on developing a rocket to get them the fuck out of Alabama.

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    3. Re:Alternate universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I moved to Huntsville almost four months ago. I bought into the hype that "we have lots of people with technical degrees! We're not backward like the rest of the state!"

      There a very high concentration of scientists and engineers here. Nearly all of whom are from the South originally, and nearly all of whom believe the Bible is to be taken literally. I've met one Atheist at work since I began; he was an intern. The only intern who wasn't given a full-time offer by the company at the end of the summer.

      I'm sure there are more Atheist/Agnostic/freethinker types, they've just not been 'outed'.

      So please, don't buy into this "Huntsville is different" line. My wife and I are both engineers, and we've likely done irreparable harm to our children by having them educated here.

    4. Re:Alternate universe! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Yes, but to be fair, the Marshall Space Flight Center is working on developing a rocket to get them the fuck out of Alabama.

      Might it not be quicker for them to develop a rocket to get the rest of Alabama out of the Earth's atmosphere while leaving MSFC undamaged?

      Not thinking far enough out of the box?

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  19. Wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now you have to move from Kansas to Alabama to receive a sound scientific education. What the hell is going on in this country?

    1. Re:Wut? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I went to school in Kansas they taught evolution in the 70s so I'm not sure what you are talking about. I do know that every few years a few wack jobs try to get that changed but that they still teach evolution and climate change. Sometimes it's the small crazy groups with the loudest voice that get the most attention doesn't mean they get their way.

  20. Require? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 0

    What other realistic options are there?

    Climate Change you have two:
    1) The Republican Alternative - I'm ignorant and slightly inbred / retarded so I just say no.
    2) There is no other answer.

    Evolution
    1) The Religious Argument ( Christian Version ) - God invented humanity to punish, murder, kill, rape and enslave it and when it came time to forgive humanity, he sent himself as his son to earth, to be abused, tortured and killed, to forgive himself, from himself, because of himself in the greatest act of sadomasochistic grandstanding ever.
    2) The ID Argument - The Designer NOT God designed everything and left no proof ( except that it's rebadged creationism!)
    3) There is no other argument!

    So I'm glad schools are teaching fact, I guess it's about time :S

    1. Re:Require? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      2) The ID argument: Life was created by a superintelligent supernatural uncreated designer with supreme powers who, for legal reasons, we can neither confirm nor deny as the Christian God.

    2. Re:Require? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      Haha! High Five!

  21. Thanks, Corps by hirschma · · Score: 1

    If I had to guess, some mega business threatened to leave the state unless they started producing a workforce with some semblance of education. But that's just a guess - some monied interest was twisting arms, almost certainly.

  22. This is not anything new..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am from Alabama and they taught Evolution 20 years ago when I was in school....

    1. Re:This is not anything new..... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It was an accident. The local pastor forgot to give your teacher the evil eye.

  23. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't be too quick to celebrate. Only religious people smart enough to realize that evolution contradicts their holy book are against evolution. Maybe this passed because Alabama's religious people are too dumb to see the problem.

  24. Welcome to the 20th century, Alabama. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Informative
    I just want to be one of the first to welcome the State of Alabama to the 20th century.

    .
    Of course, there's still this from TFA:

    ...Textbooks used in Alabama science classes have carried a disclaimer sticker for years stating that evolution is a "controversial theory," not fact, and the new course of study doesn't change the warnings, which were advocated by Christian conservatives....

    1. Re:Welcome to the 20th century, Alabama. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to school in MS and our textbooks had a whole chapter on Evolution. Unfortunately my biology teacher refused to teach it or even talk about it, and acted as if Satan had printed those pages himself!

    2. Re:Welcome to the 20th century, Alabama. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I went to school in MS and our textbooks had a whole chapter on Evolution. Unfortunately my biology teacher refused to teach it or even talk about it, and acted as if Satan had printed those pages himself!

      Well, in fairness, there is that sizzling sound and slight odor of brimstone that's detectable whenever you open that chapter. I'm not saying Satan personally printed those pages, but...

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    3. Re:Welcome to the 20th century, Alabama. by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      It's easy to appreciate any victory for common sense when you watch "The Revisionaries" and see how hard they fight to keep the youth stupid for Jesus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    4. Re:Welcome to the 20th century, Alabama. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to be one of the first to welcome the State of Alabama to the 20th century.

      .

      At least they are catching up. Before you know it they will be in the 21st century along with you and me.

  25. This is a non-accomplishment. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    rewarding luddite states with accolade when they comply with something widely understood and accepted is not remarkable, but it certainly seems to be en-vogue. The real question to ask is what changed? For the uninitiated outside of the US, states like Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, and Florida all boast a distinctly anti-scientific approach to education and public policy. Everything from contraception to carbon emissions, although widely understood, are suddenly a furious haze of confusion and rhetoric when approached by these states. the federal government largely permits the antebellum myred south to engage in wackiness like abstinence only education and bans on the ban on fracking, so theres no external pressure to suddenly decide policy on things like transvaginal ultrasound are morally reprehensible.

    but in this case what changed? did the Alabama legislature finally concede to the fear that their children would be laughed out of college and postsecondary educations outside the field of philosophy and religion? or was is pressure from tech and science industries starved for talent and no longer willing to tolerate a legislature that willfully stupefies the state at its most fundamental level? what caused this state to set aside the purile jackassery of sticker disclaimers and alternate theories for a season and consider for a moment the possibility there is no controversy?

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    1. Re:This is a non-accomplishment. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's frequently a good thing to praise progress, even if the person or institution progressing still sucks. We don't want to give Alabama the feeling that they can get better and better and have it go unnoticed.

      As far as the Federal government goes, there's limits on what it can do to interfere with the states. It can't ban abstinence-only sex "education", for example (although it can refuse to fund it).

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  26. middle course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The board of education is taking a middle course. Their statement says, " "The theory of evolution has a role in explaining unity and diversity of life on earth. This theory is substantiated with much direct and indirect evidence."

    By saying the theory has a role, they are saying it is true, but implying that there may also be other factors involved, in particular divine intervention. From what what I understand, this is the position of the Catholic church.

    There is another controversy involved here, namely about the age of the universe and the Earth. A significant proportion of Americans hold the Biblical-literalist view that it is only 6,600 years old, with humans and animals created in their present form from the beginning. By supporting Darwin's theory of evolution, they are by implication affirming the conventional view the universe and the Earth were created billions of years ago.

    1. Re:middle course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to use a famous quote "Puny God" followed by puny minds!

  27. As the saying goes: "God don't make no junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See subject: That all said & aside, God created life that evolves to survive different conditions (since God IS perfect).

    * Yes, I believe in/worship God...

    APK

    P.S.=> It only makes sense, given the initial premise that most all believers in faiths worshipping an almighty God (something that powerful must have created the space-time continuum we live in) would hold I'd think... apk

    1. Re:As the saying goes: "God don't make no junk" by Drethon · · Score: 0

      To me there are equal odds to the universe existing with or without a creator. The odds of things being created the way they have with a creator is greater than without. But odds have a tendency to do weird things every so often... I wonder if there are universes with creators and ones without.

    2. Re:As the saying goes: "God don't make no junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK, we all know god made something much much more perfect that life.

      God created host files, and he saw that they were good.

    3. Re:As the saying goes: "God don't make no junk" by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Interesting how people always dislike any hypothesizing about the existence of any creator and down rate such posts.

  28. It's just a theory!! by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    It's just a theory....like the Theory of Gravity or Electronic Theory. And we all know how unreliable and far-fetched those kooky theories are!

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    1. Re:It's just a theory!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i'm sure you can easily produce the relevant experiments which have proved the theory to the same degree as the theories of gravity and electricity!

    2. Re:It's just a theory!! by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      Patience, please! I'll be publishing the results in a few million years.

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  29. I'd like to welcome... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    I'd like to be the first to welcome Alabama to the 20th Century.

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    1. Re:I'd like to welcome... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No, you seem to be the fourth so far. But no matter, we're still happy that they're trying to keep up.

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  30. Tali-abama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo. Alabama is one of the GOP's mystic strongholds where much of the population sounds like Mullahs in Afghanistan. Changing their education system to teach evolution is a wise move.

  31. grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're an idiot. Evolution has been proven if you would only read a little)

    FTFY

    Also, that could be considered a dangling modifer. What little thing should be read? A little rock? A little prince?

    1. Re: grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is ending parentheses better?

      FFS

  32. CAGW is akin to Creationism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how teaching children CAGW is any different than teaching creationism. For one, none of their research has been elevated to theory. Second, none of their prediction models have ever been verified which is an essential part of the scientific method. And last, not a single long term climate prediction has ever come to pass.

  33. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by fermion · · Score: 1

    When states like Texas are criticized, they have at least been able to say they are better than Alabama and Mississippi. I guess we are not down to Mississippi.

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  34. Newton's flaming laser sword by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Teaching evolution shouldn't be an issue. I think the standard is getting permission, and if a student/parent isn't comfortable, they don't have to be in the class at the time. Unless they're making it involuntary with no opt-out.

    Standard should be it gets taught and if the student/parent is uncomfortable with evidence backed science then they can home school their child. I really have no patience for making special accommodations for people's superstitions. I think Newton's flaming laser sword should apply here.

    As for climate change, that's a bit more controversial. There's the issue of whether it's man-made or not, or perhaps in part.

    It's only controversial in the minds of those who would prefer it not be true regardless of what the evidence actually shows. Every credible piece of evidence appears to support the thesis that activities of mankind are having substantial and measurable effects. Whether mankind is responsible for 100% or some amount less kind of misses the point. The point is that we appear to be responsible for FAR more than 0% of the recent rise in temperatures and other climatic effects.

    I don't know what they mean by, "teachers will be required to address climate change". If it's a discussion, that's fine. If they teach that it's 100% caused by humans, that's a problem. They need to talk about all viewpoints along with the scientific data that indicates a changing climate.

    If the evidence shows that it is human caused then that is what should be taught. So far it appears the evidence overwhelmingly supports the thesis that human activity is the source of much of the recent rise in global temperatures and other climatic changes. Personal opinion on the matter is irrelevant. Science doesn't work on opinion and there are not two sides to every argument. You don't study viewpoints that are unsupported by data.

  35. O.K, this is it, the apochalpyse is finally here by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

    It must be time to die

  36. This is a Miracle. More proof that God exists! by jrifkin · · Score: 1

    ... this wouldn't have happened otherwise.

  37. It's a miracle! by Shompol · · Score: 1

    Did I die and go to heaven?

  38. The Republican rulers of the South... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are so stupid. So stupid.

  39. Never worked in a hospital, have you? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    To keep things nice and germ free in hospitals, for the last 50 years we've been wiping everything down with Lysol. And for a good 30 to 35 years, that worked pretty well. Then, about 20 or so years ago, it started getting harder to kill everything with Lysol.

    Bacteria developed which was Lysol-resistant. Now, how do you suppose that happened? Unicorn-farts?

    The irony is that, hospitals, once the cleanest places in the world, are now one of the most bacteria-ridden despite an on-going war to sterilize as much as possible.

    Would you like to propose some alternate theory that doesn't utilize evolution to explain what's happening right in front of your eyes? And I mean one that doesn't involve any magic men in the sky who are everywhere and invisible?

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    1. Re:Never worked in a hospital, have you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like to propose some alternate theory

      First, I have no issues with the evolution idea so I apologize if I misrepresent that point of view. I think you are talking about natural selection, which those objectors have no problem with. They have a problem with speciation. Second, the evidence you describe could also be explained by the switch from copper surfaces to steel/plastics. I don't know how well the two explanations would compare when looking at all the evidence in detail.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimicrobial_properties_of_copper

    2. Re:Never worked in a hospital, have you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god redesigned them due to the on going genocide of his children by science adepts who worship satan!

    3. Re:Never worked in a hospital, have you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The bacteria could have simply come from some other area of the world, which were Lysol-resistant all along. Bonus points if you can somehow implicate immigrants and liberal social policies.

      2) Intelligent design proponents don't deny evolutionary processes like this. They deny speciation by evolution. Basically, the "man can't possibly be descended from a monkey" premise.

  40. Climate Change is a buzzword. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go learn about what the main factors for climate change are. HINT, humans are on the bottom of the totem poll in terms of change factors.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change

    Popular science is so often "WRONG".

  41. What Did They Do To Alabama? by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    This is the same state described here, right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Amazing! I'm wondering if they added something to the drinking water .. or took something away!

  42. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by wbr1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No.. the chapter will be titled "Evolution and Global warming, the Democratic plot to have homosexuals take over America."

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  43. How does math get taught? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I mean, if they are so afraid of not having god be the center of all schooling, can't you get away with saying that Two Plus Two Equals Five 'Cause God?

    I mean, if you can't teach science at all because "god"; then how do you teach anything else. Is History class all about how God created the heavens and the earth and the planet is 6000 years old?

    It seems to me that you can use that as the basic answer to anything ; "because God". And then scare teachers into accepting that because they don't want to lose their jobs.

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    1. Re:How does math get taught? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To deal with the "because God" crowd, print "This X was created/designed by godless science" as a warning label on everything medical or technical. (Make certain that "godless" is lower case.) Within a few generations, the problem will have solved itself via natural selection.

  44. Taxing the rich by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    The problem with this is that when you break it down, there are many possible positions on taxation.

    For example, I consider myself mostly conservative when it comes to taxation - I believe that the budget needs to be balanced(on average), taxes simplified, etc... I support a 'flat' tax with a large deductible. As such, I found the long-term capital gains tax reduction without limits to be horrible - amounting to a regressive tax system. I feel better now that it's 20%, but it's still half of what it should be(39.6% for the highest tax bracket).

    I'd prefer something like you getting a $10k/year deduction for investment income, long term or not, in order to encourage savings, emergency funds, etc...

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    1. Re:Taxing the rich by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 0

      A 10K deduction would be 20% of 50,000 per year of INVESTMENT income, thus, only the top 10% would benefit fully, and the majority not at all.
      Nope, wrong direction again. Reward WORK, investments like education. Terminate all gains from speculation. This is the path to full employment, and it will never happen while the financial services sector commands 70% of the gains of the stock markets.

    2. Re:Taxing the rich by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      You don't understand why cap gains are lower in the first place. Money can cross borders a lot easier than workers. Nations compete for capital investment.

      The truth of the matter is that (1-CapGainsRate)*(1-CorpTaxRate) is very close to the same in developed nations. Just a question of how you arrange the deck chairs.

      You also don't understand cap gains taxes. Speculation is not charged a cap gains rate. IIRC you need to leave INVESTMENTS parked for 2 years to get cap gains rates. Speculators are too active to get the rate, only investors do.

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    3. Re:Taxing the rich by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      At a more moderate 5%, that's actually $200k of investments earning you money before you're paying taxes. Thus, I dispute your 'majority not at all'.

      The majority of people have SOME investments. They all get to enjoy a 0% tax rate on those investments. Then consider the time factor. Less than $10k of investment return? Don't have to do anything further, simplifying their taxes.

      Plus, $10k of investment return a year is hardly rich today. It's chump change for the rich, who are generally getting 'millions' a year in investment return. which is why I placed it where I did - where the poor and middle class don't have to worry about taxes on what investments they can manage, but the rich make so much that the benefit is drowned out.

      So, by eliminating/reducing the income from investments(at least in amounts you could live on), I am rewarding work. Investing in education is complicated - and frankly speaking we're investing too much in the wrong areas today, watering down the value of a college education. We've lost some things in attempting to get high school and college graduation as high as possible. To wit, when 40% of people have a high school diploma, it has more value in the work force than when 90% of people have it. Same with college.

      We need infrastructure investment as well.

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    4. Re:Taxing the rich by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Speculation is indeed charged at cap gains rate.
      What do you think Carry Forward is all about?

  45. Correction by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    For the first time, public school students in Alabama will be required to understand evolution

    They'll be required to hear about it. Whether they understand it or not is an entirely different matter.

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  46. Not going to change anything. by tekrat · · Score: 0

    The state is still a hell-hole of stupidity, ignorance and illiteracy. Just get on Craigslist and look at how people write their ads. They can't spell anything correctly; it's quite literally:

    "Fer Sale; 1981 Chexy Camero, just fixed the breaks, run good now, 383 small block, edelbrock heads % headers, swaped in truck axle aded lift kit. New Triers. Sum rust.

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    1. Re:Not going to change anything. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Troo enuf, spelling fonetikaly duz make peeps saund unedicated. If I remember right, Geo. Washington tried to simplify English spelling (actually I don't think I remember right. I'm *sure* someone here will be, er, kind enough to correct me as to who it was).

      OTOH, the message was communicated, he knows what an Edelbrock is, can actually work on his truck. Something I wouldn't be surprised was beyond more than a few Slashdotters. Different knowledge domains.

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  47. Could be: We can only speculate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject - However: I was trying to convey that IF you believe in God, a perfect almighty God?

    Then you'd logically therefore HAVE to conclude that God would create an adaptable species that EVOLVES to meet changing conditions... Since God is perfect & would have foreseen this happening & created adaptable evolving species (which we DO have, even germs show us this adapting to say, penicillin treatments vs. STD/VD etc.)

    * Whether you believe or not is up to you. That above's the point/argument I'd have made to congregations of "creationists" to help them "think it out", from THEIR terms & point-of-view is all...

    APK

    P.S.=> I do hold that God did create an evolving form of life on earth in most ALL things, IF things change too much, that life adapts until they're "perfect" for their role in nature (like Sharks, haven't had to change in MILLIONS of years afaik, & are therefore 'perfect' for their environs as the hunters of the seas for example)... apk

  48. Welcome to the 20th century by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    Only roughly 100 years of science to catch up. Good job, US!

  49. I don't have a problem with them by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Learning about "climate change" Unless you live in California, Florida, gulf coast etc... Here in the midwest, we have 4 climate changes Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter.

  50. Self-directed evolution. by galabar · · Score: 1

    On a side note, what will be call our coming self-directed evolution?

    1. Re:Self-directed evolution. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      The term is Transhumanism.'

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  51. The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that Creationist then think, well since the exact mechanism isn't known, then it's just a guess and therefore, a God created us.

    Fire up the lawsuits against the school board!vfor teaching Evolution!

    Now, if only Creationists would be as skeptical about their myths and beliefs.

    And if they actually read some history of the Bible and their beliefs, they would see that much of it was made up by people. The historians have the evidence that God is a fiction.

  52. It seems the political climate is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems the political climate is...
    *Sunglasses*

    Evolving.
    YEEAAHH!!!!

  53. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, US and global companies were using Alabama's educational enshrinement of the teaching of intelligent design as a reason to pick other states in which to relocate. So, it was about money, which totally fits with the GOP's plutocratic agenda.

  54. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that every time I see anything in the news or media it's Caitlyn Jenner this, somebody-famous-came-out that, then yes I might just believe it if someone were to make a good argument that gays were taking over the country and/or the culture. They're only about 3% of the population!

  55. So much idiocy by cbhacking · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nobody is talking about "kill all the zygotes" except you, you logic-impaired . The same chain of so-called "logic" you use there could equally be applied to men's sperm or women's ova; destroy all of them and you won't have any more children either. Yet, mysteriously enough, nobody seems to be calling denunciations down on every girl who ever has her period (wasting an ovum, unfertilized) or every boy who ever has a nocturnal emission (or "wet dream").

    Yeah, try again. This time, consider actually thinking a little bit first.

    Oh, and yes, we would continue to have oak trees; they live a long time, and they produce acorns many, many times. You'd have to destroy them all *continuously* for the entire fertile lifetime of all the currently-living trees. You could, of course, kill off all the oak trees *much* faster by eliminating all the *water* in the world... but that doesn't mean that water is an oak tree either.

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    1. Re:So much idiocy by erapert · · Score: 0

      Nobody is talking about "kill all the zygotes" except you, you logic-impaired

      First, yes, someone was talking about killing zygotes: "No Human Beings are aborted coward". By the way, you are "a grammar impaired" and so is AutodidactLabrat who turned AC immediately after calling me a coward.

      Second, you didn't respond to the point I made. You dodged it and tried to say that since bad things naturally happen that it excuses us from murder. Well people die from being overweight all the time too, but nobody is saying it's OK to murder overweight people are they?

      Third, you're using ad hominem attacks and at the same time trying to portray yourself as the paragon of reason. That's rich.

      Fourth, about the oak trees thing: now it's you who is failing to think. Perhaps you should re-read what I wrote. Furthermore, the point isn't about whether there are more than one ways to exterminate all X's. It's about whether a very young X is still an X. I think so. You think not. I'm calling you a murderer or at least a self-righteous supporter of murder.

      I don't have a solution to all the ills of the world. I can't save every last single person from death. But killing innocent children is still wrong. Even if nobody bemoans the deaths of a mass murderer, even if nobody bemoans the deaths of sperm or egg cells (following your chain of logic there) it's still wrong to kill innocent children.

      Fifth, none of you responded to this:

      Considering that a zygote literally has the DNA of its parents then in what scientific sense can you say that the zygote isn't a human?

      Sixth, who's the coward? Me or the lot of you dog-piling me and modding me down for standing up for the truth? Oh, you don't like being called a murderer? Or is it just that you hate the idea of having real science and reason rubbed in your self-righteous arrogant faces when you had thought to label yourselves the masters of all that is intelligent? I was absolutely correct in my original assessment that posting a comment valuing human life over a convenient lie would get me modded down and attacked by true cowards-- the lot of you.

    2. Re:So much idiocy by erapert · · Score: 1

      Seventh, to refute your point about sperm and egg cells dying and those deaths not being denounced:

      Neither sperm nor egg cells have the complete DNA nor other structures to become a human being if left alone. In the same way that a chicken egg is made of the same elements that are in dirt. Dirt won't become a chicken if left to follow the natural course of events. A chicken egg does become a chicken if its natural progress isn't interrupted.

      A zygote naturally and normally becomes a fetus which becomes a baby and so on. A sperm cell on its own doesn't and neither does an egg cell.

      My position isn't that every single atom in the universe which could be used to produce a human must be used in such a fashion.
      My position is that every innocent human life is precious. Including people when they are asleep. Including old men and old women. Including children. Including fetuses.

    3. Re:So much idiocy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A zygote does not naturally and normally become a fetus. It takes some pretty impressive life support, which (last I looked) we still can't duplicate outside the human womb. If it did become a fetus naturally, we'd be able to remove the zygotes and raise them artificially until normal birth time.

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  56. Neil DeGrasse Tyson on Repubs & Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On why Republicans aren't anti-science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  57. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    You are infringing on Ann Coulter's copyrighted ideas.

  58. Congrats by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    Congratulations for entering the late 19th century!

  59. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have a citation for your claim that they understood what they were voting on? My guess is that since Republicans are so stupid, IQ just below mental retardation according to most studies, that their kind is unable to comprehend what they were voting on. You just know they hate science and want to murder people that teach evolution as their xian religion demands. They are demanded to kill. That is why they own so many guns. To kill as their xianism requires. This is more proof that they honor ignorance.

  60. Re:Complete Garbage by pyster · · Score: 1

    Most I see ITT dont understand science at all it seems. Lots of people here holding onto science as truth, fact, and so on in the same way those moronic theists do.

    They need to say unto themselves: Science is a process of discovering what is most likely true. Scientific knowledge is what we believe is true based on the evidence in record and our understanding of it. Science is not, and does not, claim to be truth. In order to have truth you must have ALL the evidence in records and a complete understanding of it; We do not have this, on any subject. We only have 'what is good enough to say this might be true'.

    We have competing theories in quantum physics that all have evidence behind them. Do this brainless fucks think all these theories are thought to be true and absolute?

    Once someone says something is absolute you know they are no longer using logic and have not considered the whole swarm of things that could be at work. They have shown themselves to be the same as the dogmatic shits they rail against.

  61. pathetic by almechist · · Score: 1

    Republican politicians do not just have to think about the will of the voter. They have to think about the will of the Republican base, because voter appeal won't matter if they don't get on the ballot at all. The republican base is not representative of the population in general, and they are always assessing if candidates are sufficiently devout.

    Yes, it's true the Republicans have to think about the will of their base. The really unfortunate fact is that the rightist base has proven to be rather biddable, they'll believe whatever they're told as long as the one doing the telling is a well-known Conservative Icon. Think right-wing talk radio hosts, religious leaders, rising-star politicians, etc. and the websites and online communities that support them. From these sources the Conventional Wisdom of modern American Conservatism is distilled and dispersed to the Red State faithful, who are happy to lap it up. Such Conventional Wisdom is never questioned, alas. So if you're a strategist for the Republican party, all you really need to do is buy yourself an established Icon or two to "fire up" the base, in whatever manner you wish to, and... Ta-da! It's done, they'll believe what you want them to, regardless of any contradictory evidence.

    It's not a pretty picture, but that's how it works. Science or reality never even enter the picture. It's the only explanation for why these people still believe in things like tax cuts for the rich stimulating the economy and creating jobs. I mean, they've had something like 20 years to see EXACTLY how ineffective such policies truly are, but Conventional Wisdom still says they work, so expect all the Republican candidates to include them in their platforms. It's pathetic.

  62. What's the fuss? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I had biology class in a small town in Alabama way back in 1967. My teacher was a very religious lady who was in church every time the door was open, but she taught us about evolution and natural selection. For her it was science and she was teaching a science course. Her beliefs were something she left at the door. We all knew, and most of the class agreed with her beliefs. She was tough as nails and it was hard to make an 'A' in her class. I made straight A's.

    I also had her for human physiology class. The final exam had only one question. Name the ten systems in the human body, the organs that make up each system, and the functions of those organs. Simple, huh?

    In short, good science teachers will teach science. Personally I see no disagreement between science and religion. One tells you how and the other tells you why.

    1. Re:What's the fuss? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "Personally I see no disagreement between science and religion. One tells you how and the other tells you why."

      I pretty much agree with that sentiment. For arbitrary values of how and why, of course.

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  63. About those polar maps by rs79 · · Score: 0

    You're gonna tell kids the poles are melting?

    What happens when they look at a map and see it's expanding?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/technol...

    What happens if they go to James Bay which is solid ice now and hear it wasn't 30 years ago, check with NASA and find there's more ice now than before?

    http://rs79.vrx.net/opinions/i...

    What happens if they look at the south pole?

    http://www.nasa.gov/content/go...

    When the disconnect between readily available physical evidence and the popular media is this vast you'd hope the educational system would side with science. Odds are these facts aren't in the curriculum (somebody should check).

    As you ponder America augering into the ground consider the benefits of being truthful with children. The left bought black science guy and white science guy to brainwash children and Murdoch just bought NatGeo now he's figured it out, reasoning those ads^H^H^Hfacts last 30 years in dentists and doctors offices.

    I thought America was all about truth and liberty? Not commercial propaganda and oppression of free thought.

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  64. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is very good to see this.

    Seriously, I can respect people (e.g. Republicans) holding different views from me ... once they're not complete f***ing morons (evolution/climate change deniers/birthers/etc). Nice to see some non-crazy Republicans for a change ... the crazy ones usually seem to get all the press.

  65. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Surely you meant to say, "homosexual Muslim ISIS sleeper agents from Mexico"?

    Gotta keep up with the times.

  66. Sure, I'll take you up on that by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reason I think being authoritarian is the best approach in certain times is because it objectively is. Let me explain:

    I have a close family member who's a cancer survivor. She is a child. She received treatment and she is fine now (more or less).

    There are sizable numbers of people who would have not treated her and instead prayed to God. She would have died. That is a fact. What ever else you believe or don't believe that is a fact.

    This is not hypothetical. There have been cases where folks with strong religion had their children taken away from them because they choose to "Trust in the Lord".

    I know you've got a dozen things to say to my story above about how/why it was OK to be authoritarian in the cases above. But the fact is you're being authoritarian. There is such a thing as an authority. It's possible to be right and it's possible to be wrong.

    Then again you might just wash your hands. Sorting out right and wrong is _hard_. It requires real work and real compromises. It's much, much easier to just wash your hands and say "Oh fuck it, I don't want to impose my beliefs". It's especially seductive because it lets you ignore all the real world suffering by telling yourself you'd only make things worse. But that's a half assed cop out that doesn't save any lives.

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    1. Re:Sure, I'll take you up on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not hypothetical. There have been cases where folks with strong religion had their children taken away from them because they choose to "Trust in the Lord".

      I know you've got a dozen things to say to my story above about how/why it was OK to be authoritarian in the cases above. But the fact is you're being authoritarian

      That's your definition.

      In my view, those parents who would prevent their child from getting care, are the authoritarian people in this situation. The libertarian view is generally defined as "your right to swing your fist ends at my nose", or in this case, the child's nose.

      Now, if those parents were preventing themselves from being treated, that would in my opinion be their right. That's just a slow way of committing suicide, which I think should be legal. Steve Jobs did not do anything wrong, he was just too stupid to live.

      However, when it comes to younger children, we generally don't consider them capable of making important decisions on their own. Such parents could easily influence the children to echo the decision of the parents. That would still fall under "your right to swing your fist...", and needs to be prevented in a libertarian worldview.

    2. Re:Sure, I'll take you up on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr - libertarianism kills babies with cancer.

    3. Re:Sure, I'll take you up on that by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      The reason I think being authoritarian is the best approach in certain times is because it objectively is. Let me explain: I have a close family member who's a cancer survivor. She is a child. She received treatment and she is fine now (more or less). There are sizable numbers of people who would have not treated her and instead prayed to God. She would have died. That is a fact. What ever else you believe or don't believe that is a fact. This is not hypothetical. There have been cases where folks with strong religion had their children taken away from them because they choose to "Trust in the Lord". I know you've got a dozen things to say to my story above about how/why it was OK to be authoritarian in the cases above. But the fact is you're being authoritarian. There is such a thing as an authority. It's possible to be right and it's possible to be wrong. Then again you might just wash your hands. Sorting out right and wrong is _hard_. It requires real work and real compromises. It's much, much easier to just wash your hands and say "Oh fuck it, I don't want to impose my beliefs". It's especially seductive because it lets you ignore all the real world suffering by telling yourself you'd only make things worse. But that's a half assed cop out that doesn't save any lives.

      So you're suggesting it's objectively better that no one ever die? Or should we only save them if it doesn't cost very much? What if it's a million dollars? A billion?

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  67. Airbus ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... is opening a plant in Alabama. People hoping to get their kids hired on are probably figuring (correctly) that European managers won't put up with ignorant slobs the same way Americans do.

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  68. Carbon Dating and Promiscuous Biochemicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously Carbon Dating is how the Promiscuous Biochemicals find other promiscuous biochemicals who aren't busy that aeon so they can reproduce and create life, which should make the "sex is only for reproduction" crowd quite happy.

  69. Catholicism is fine with evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can even ask the Vatican's astronomers about it. Most of them are planetologists (the only one I've met personally is Brother Guy Consolmagno, who works out of Kitt Peak, but there are a few others.) (And that Galileo thing wasn't really about the Earth circling the Sun or vice versa, it was about Galileo being friends with the wrong political crowd, and the folks he supported having annoyed the Pope.)

  70. Evolution is not just a "theory" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is a fact. A natural fact. That means it was created by God, if you're religious.

    It was observed, described and can be still be observed just like mountains or rivers.

    The ones who studied this fact came up with an explanation, which we commonly call a theory: the theory of Evolution.

    There's a theory of electromagnetism, too, and electromagnetism is real.

    Theories can be verified, to see if they match the facts. This has been done in real life (through more observations), in labs (by setting up experiments, usually with bacteria and drugs) and in simulations, mathematical experiments where evolution shows up without being planned.

    Denying facts is characteristic of crazy people. It's not about religion.

  71. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    There's practicality to it also. Even if someone utterly disagrees with it, you can't deny that it's important to learn evolution if you want to understand biology and maybe someday get a job working with biology (say as a doctor). Denying evolution is seriously going to put a student at a competitive disadvantage. So play some games and treat it like Newtonian physics; we know it's not fully correct but we learn it because we've got to in order to deal with the world and get through the classes, and you need to know it to learn relativistic and quantum physics, and it's a great approximation.

    And also don't forget that both Republican and Democratic parties are conglomerates of strange bedfellows. There is the Republican wing that is all about economics and is pro-business, and the wing that is pro-American exceptionalism, and so forth. Those wings, especially in Alabama, are probably tired of being typecast as uneducated people who can't compete in the world. (don't forget the big push for science during the cold war, so we could stay ahead of the godless commies)

  72. Evolution is merely a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is merely theory, but the God speculation doesn't even rise to the level of hypothesis let alone theory.

  73. The 20th century posthumously welcomes Alabama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess... a fish grew lungs, sprouted arms and legs, walked into the board meeting, and bitch-slapped them all until they acknowledged evolution? And climate change... my guess is one of them spontaneously burst into flames while walking from his car to the board meeting, and the others realized it was too hot out to live in Alabama anymore, and maybe, just maybe... there MIGHT be a problem.

  74. there goes all my jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about alabama public education...

    i guess it's time to /s/alabama/texas/

  75. Teach the controversy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some say that creationism is true, others know that it is complete and utter bollocks.

    Since we ALREADY have plenty of godbotherers on the telly claiming creationism is true, how about we teach the controversy and schools tell kids that creationism is a load of made-up bollocks.

    Likewise, we have televangelists claiming that their god is the one true one, how about we teach our kids the other side, that religion is all bullshit, at our schools, the only place they'll hear it.

    We DO want to teach both sides, don't we?

  76. Prove it's possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove that a matrix or brain-in-a-jar thing leading to this observation set is possible.

    There's no law against a teapot orbiting jupiter. Doesn't mean there IS one.

  77. Re:It's nice to see Alabama enter modernity after by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Stop reading and watching LGBT media, then, as those are the only places which could cause the "problem" you are experiencing. Or just grow up. Either would work, really.

  78. The "Lord of Hosts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: "... & yea though I walk thru the valley of /. I shall fear no trolls - for thou art with me..." - Psalms 23:4 (sort of)

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> ... And, "there ya go"... apk

  79. What really happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The corporate overlords are tired of idiots in their factories.

  80. Muh Gawwd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much do you wanna bet that Alabama teacher's try and pull a Kim Davis? Muh Gawwwwwwd...

  81. Ohhhhh! OHHHHH! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You gotta watch the various channels of the God-crazy loonies on YouTube now, I bet they'll go apeshit over this!

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  82. Evolution no: spontaneous gene mutations by Sassen · · Score: 1

    Spontaneous gene mutations made the different life forms. No theory is needed for that, just observation. Less than one percent of the existing life forms exist because of "survival of the fittest".

    1. Re:Evolution no: spontaneous gene mutations by bledri · · Score: 1

      Spontaneous gene mutations made the different life forms. No theory is needed for that, just observation. Less than one percent of the existing life forms exist because of "survival of the fittest".

      "Survival of the Fittest" was one way that one part of the theory of evolution was introduced to lay people because it was easy to understand. Prior to the theory of evolution, people had no idea how species came into existence (well, they had bad ideas, "God did it" or they reversed the forcing function thinking that animals actively adapted to the environment rather than randomly changed then had a survival/reproduction filter applied.)

      Clearly there was a need for the theory.

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    2. Re:Evolution no: spontaneous gene mutations by Sassen · · Score: 1

      Taste can be developed. Maybe initiatives like Citizendium can help.

  83. Teaching Evolution and Genetics together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the strongest evidence for evolution wasn't available back when Darwin was around, which is looking at how genetics shows relationships between current life forms (whether animals, plants, fungi, whatever.) Some of it's complicated stuff, like bits of viruses embedded in "junk DNA", or genes for dealing with problems that aren't as common today (for instance, allergies as defense against parasites.) And there's fun stuff like mutations that let some people digest milk as adults, which have evolved in a couple of places around the world, probably about 5000 years ago.

    And then there are things like Sickle Cell Anemia, where having one copy of the gene protects you from malaria but doesn't make you sick, and two copies mean you're likely to get sick, but from an evolutionary standpoint, having half your kids not die from malaria is more valuable than having 1/4 of your kids die from sickle-cell, so the gene persists. It's one of those reminders about why "survival of the fittest" isn't a really useful term.

  84. What if the kid doesn't want treatment? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Is a 16 year old kid capable of denying treatment? What about 13? 10? 7? Where do you draw the line, especially when it's a completely treatable illness that kills if left untreated?

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  85. You're joking, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is both a theory and a fact.

    That is just about the dumbest thing I have ever heard - on Slashdot, no less. This is a website for those interested in science. It is expected that you understand what a theory is.

  86. An educated guess is still a guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not. Evolution is a fact. In so far that science can say anything is a fact, evolution is a fact.

    When science uses that word to describe a process, it's not saying that description is a "best guess". It's not a guess. It's a complex description of how things work, which, to the best of our understanding, is a fact.

    Can certain parts of that understanding change? Of course. But the general statement "Species evolved from previous species over time" is not a guess. It's a fact.

    Well, when you put it that way, it makes me realize that you are just as ignorant as any bible-thumping Christian I've ever seen.

    Hmmpf - and I thought this was a website for the educated.

  87. Big diffirence between evolution and climate chang by HarryBauer247 · · Score: 1

    Its good that a scientific fact such as evolution is learned at school. Evolution is a scientific fact. There is no scientist that disagrees with it. The only people who disagree with it are radical religious people because it contradicts with their religion. Climate change is something totally different. That is if with that they mean man made global warming. Because climate change is normal, it has always been changing (ice ages, warm periods). Whether the earth is heating upp is up to debate. Scientists disagree about this. The last 15 years it has not gotten any warmer. Even among scientists who believe that there is a warming they disagree in the cause. Whether its natural or there is a human cause. Of those that believe there is a human factor they disagree how big the human factor is. From slightly helping a natural phenomenon to causing in. Global warming believers ignore natural factors such as the activity of the sun. Or other facts. Facts are that humans produce less then 4% of all CO2. CO2 has never driven climate in the past. In fact, information from ice drills proved that there was a link between climate and CO2 but its the other way around. When the temperature rises CO2 rises, when the temperature drops CO2 levels drop. But CO2 lags behind 500 years. This is because oceans let go CO2 when they heat and take it in when they cool down. But they take a very long time to heat or cool.

  88. Sort of. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Depends on what exactly is being said.

    Just like Gravity is a fact, and generally speaking "what goes up, must come down" is a fact. However once you get into some of the finer details it may be a bit more complicated than that and more theoretical. It is a big topic.

    Evolution is a fact (but also a big topic), but again, once you get into some really specific areas it is more of a theory. However I'm pretty confident whatever overview evolution is given in grade school should be considered fact, not theory. Once the little buggers go to higher education, and start looking at the limits of our understanding of evolution, then they can call it theory. However in order to do that they need a basic understanding of the known facts...

  89. Plan T by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Get Donald Trump elected as President
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: PROFIT!!!