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Carly Fiorina Says Government Needs a Way To "Work Around" Encryption (dailydot.com)

Patrick O'Neill writes: Carly Fiorina wants the government to be able to "work around" encryption to aid intelligence agencies and law enforcement in their investigations, she said on Monday. The Republican presidential candidate and former HP CEO shifted the focus of her campaign to national security two days before the last Republican debate of 2015. Fiorina is the latest but not the first presidential candidate to weigh in on the encryption debate that has taken on a new life since terrorist attacks in Paris and California.

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  1. Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    She is so naive that she thinks the government has no backdoors and ways around encryption?

    1. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      All those secret zero day attacks available -- they probably have so many they can keep ahead of the curve, not to mention built in back doors to Windows.

      The article does not mention much other than a wistful desire of some way to pierce...no, I don't wanna click to see some extremely uncomfortable family photos...

      Anyway, it seemed like a magical desire to crack rather than forcing weak enc...oh, you wouldn't beliege the violent crimes some Hollywood stars have committed...is that ScarJo in an arrest photo? (Click) hehehe Tim the Tool Man Taylor...

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    2. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only naive one is you. She was the CEO of a major DoD supplier. Why would you think she would be ignorant of any such thing?

    3. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only naive one is you. She was the CEO of a major DoD supplier. Why would you think she would be ignorant of any such thing?

      Have you listened to the drivel that comes out of her mouth? She's little more than a figure head and a mouthpiece. There's a reason HP was driven into the ground during her tenure.

    4. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apparently Hillary thinks the same yet no Slashdot story on it.

      Hillary Clinton: Stop helping terrorists, Silicon Valley
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2...

    5. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's amazing what people will want to happen to others, as long as it is not applied to them. For example, "Join the Tea Party Fund Raising Event to help the Homeless." Where has one seen this; ever.

    6. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you couldn't be more wrong. Conservatives give to charity at a much higher rate than libs. There have been many tea party charity events. Just google it, there are too many to list.

    7. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by ZeroWaiteState · · Score: 1

      No, because Tea Party people often go to a church which does charity work, so they don't need a political organization doing that.

    8. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      A topic about a Democrat or Republican, and nobody mentions the other. Where has one seen this; ever.

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    9. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by minus9 · · Score: 1

      Type Clinton into the search box, it's the second story right after this one. http://it.slashdot.org/story/15/12/06/2252209/hillary-clinton-urges-silicon-valley-to-disrupt-isis

    10. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Holi · · Score: 1

      The average church spends 82% of its budget on buildings, personnel, and administration. They kinda suck as charitable organizations.

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    11. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not religious and have a major rift with my family because of it. But my anecdotal evidence says you are full of shit. Church goers spend far more time and energy volunteering than anyone else I know.

    12. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The end of the Cold war and bottomless defense contracts did in HP. Anybody could have been in charge at that time. The boomer techies and nerds nestled into the back labs can fume and point fingers, but the feed of endless defense spending is over.

    13. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Holi · · Score: 2

      Churches are not church goers.
      http://www.churchlawandtax.com...

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    14. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Holi · · Score: 2

      Next time don't call someone full of shit with out making sure you are right.

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    15. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You are, I trust familiar with her dismal record at HP, which left the company and tatters. How anyone thinks this moron is fit to run a lemon aid stand, let alone a company or country, is beyond me.

      It does demonstrate just how detached from what any given company does your average CEO is.

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    16. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Bartles · · Score: 1

      And yet this figure entirely ignores volunteer work.

    17. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Conservatives give to charity at a much higher rate than libs.

      Only if you count donations to churches, the vast majority of which ends up getting returned to the donors in the form of member services.

      If I pay a psychologist for marriage counselling, no one considers it charity. If you pay a minister's salary for it, it does.
      If I pay to join a country club to attend social gatherings, no one considers it charity. If you pay for a church building to host social gatherings, it does.
      etc.

      If you look at money spent on actual public philanthropy efforts (which for most churches is a tiny fraction of their budget), liberals donate far more than conservatives.

    18. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by AntiAntagonist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have heard this asserted before, but never really bothered looking it up. Had assumed tithes would be a datapoint in study, but nobody seems to mention it (even in my links). http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/pa... http://news.rice.edu/2012/05/3... https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.do... Looks like there's no difference between the two groups (generally).

    19. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      There is a reason why HP's stock price jumped 7% the day she left...

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    20. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Macdude · · Score: 1

      Apparently Hillary thinks the same yet no Slashdot story on it.
      You're exactly right, except for this Slashdot story on it...

      http://it.slashdot.org/story/1...

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    21. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The church ain't the steeple. The church is the people.

    22. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You are, I trust familiar with her dismal record at HP, which left the company and tatters. How anyone thinks this moron is fit to run a lemon aid stand, let alone a company or country, is beyond me.

      It does demonstrate just how detached from what any given company does your average CEO is.

      Some have said she plans to do the same thing with the US as with her early profits at HP - Sell half the country off.

      Amazing that the woman touts her financial acumen.

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    23. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      What is even more amazing is that her rivals are such a pack of unadulterated morons that they won't even take a cursory look at her dismal time overseeing HP's most severe decline.

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    24. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Work Around": Translation; Step the fuck off

    25. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Apparently Hillary thinks the same yet no Slashdot story on it.

      Hillary Clinton: Stop helping terrorists, Silicon Valley
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2...

      I am sometimes embarrassed to be in the same species as these idiots. Ok, Hillary and Carly Gnarly, how about we remove all medicine from the stores to help ensure those ter'rists don't have anything to help fight their diseases, thus eradicating them? Wanna try that? I mean, how could it NOT work?

      I have a one-track mind, but I keep it that way because if I don't, I start to see all of the interoperations, weak points, lack of planning, failures, laziness, and all else that factors in (no pun int.) to the problem solving of huge issue that are beyond my control. Well, without a complete 'reboot' (read: eradication of all failures with a 'clean' boot where different preventative measures can be attempted). I, as a result, should NOT be a politician or in office. I would slow everything down and keep everyone from agreeing that there is no good, happy, and profitable solution to every problem. Oops, that last sentence earned me mod-down because it's effing true and people hate to face reality.

    26. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      What is even more amazing is that her rivals are such a pack of unadulterated morons that they won't even take a cursory look at her dismal time overseeing HP's most severe decline.

      A pity when she ends up as "the smart one".

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    27. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True. How much of that charity is to non-religious and non political groups, and how much of that goes to minority groups? It sort of balances out. Also the US tends to give much more to charity overall than many other countries. Possibly because we have fewer safety nets in place than in other countries. The vast majority of our taxes goes to the military (basically a gigantic jobs program, so it's kind of like a charity).

    28. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a slashdot story on it

      Hillary has also stated that "the nuclear option is on the table." Bitch really wants to start World War 3. She's dangerous.

    29. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      How about here? Democrats have great ideas, but Republicans can get the job done without spending all the money. There are exceptions to this rule. Like the Obama Care web site, and World-Com.

    30. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Democrats generally don't have great ideas, and their best ones are generally mediocre. (Not to say Republicans are any better.) And Republicans spend money just as bad as the Dems.

      My point is, stop comparing bad and bad, and start opening the conversation up about how to get rid of both. Our voting system is one reason we are stuck in the two-party system that makes us vote against the worst instead of for the best: http://www.cgpgrey.com/politic...

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    31. Re:Backdoors and Encryption by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Except not:

      Blitzer pointed out that major tech companies have resisted government requests to access encrypted communications. He asked candidate Carly Fiorina if the companies should be forced to cooperate with the FBI.

      "They do not need to be forced. They need to be asked to bring the best and brightest, the most recent technology to the table. I was asked as a CEO [of HP]. I complied happily. And they will as well. But they have not been asked," Fiorina said.

      http://arstechnica.com/tech-po...

    32. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

      Agreed. She is a busy, buddy, bright, ambitious lightweight. How do I know? She's a Republican. Look at them. Not a single, credible person in the entire party.

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    33. Re: Backdoors and Encryption by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      You might want to fact the U.S.'s party systems. Better yet, you run for President. If a political dumb ass surgeon can, you can. Hillary has shown she can't lead. The Republican bench as a group are nin-com-poops(sp?). One problem I've figured out; who ever is involved with Citizens United, I wish cancer upon them all.

  2. Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure lots of people want a 'work around', but what they want isn't always possible.

    This is just a nonsense statement intended to get support from those who don't know better. At least she knows how to play the game.

    1. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was a great tweet floating around the time of the last gop debate...

      You could capture literally any picture of Carly Fiorina with "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER"

      Credit to Jason Mustian

    2. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean "caption"?

    3. Re:Good for her by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm sure lots of people want a 'work around', but what they want isn't always possible.

      It is probably not what she meant, but off course there is a workaround for encryption. I am talking off course about good old detective work, infiltration and what we expect our national security services to actually do. If you know beforehand what is about to be encrypted, you have the perfect workaround. If you only know after the message has been sent, you are probably already too late.

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    4. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup typing on phone.. damn swipey keyboard is totally captioning the wrong input.

      Tweet is here.

    5. Re:Good for her by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Suppose they've done the good old detective work, infiltrated and done what the national security services were expected to do and gotten this result:

      "The target for assassination is 89HWE79G and we will do it by planting explosives in *()H(& DJKSDF and beneath ((*BBSEUFU^. We will also target the following: SDF^KJDSDF&Gm, ##()*#&$)L#K, and *^)(()*WERWER, ( and if we have time %QAWERA)."

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    6. Re:Good for her by StewBaby2005 · · Score: 1

      your signature implies you have read Tam Johnston's The Social History of the Working Classes of Scotland. Wish I could find a copy... :(

    7. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure lots of people want a 'work around', but what they want isn't always possible.

      It is probably not what she meant, but off course there is a workaround for encryption.

      Why yes, of course there is !

    8. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not possible, but if they decide to try anyway, then creating a backdoored encryption method is just the first step. Then they'll need to ban non-backdoored encryption. Then, to detect ban-violations, they'll need to eliminate false positives: they'll need to
      - ban data compression except for formats on a small whitelist,
      - ban hardware random number generators: everyone will have to use an approved pseudo-random number generator,
      - ban science projects that measure noise to find a small signal, like exoplanet search.
      It doesn't look good at all.

    9. Re: Good for her by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your hypothetical is nonsense but just to be safe we should install microphones in everybody's homes and record from them all the time. For safety. 'Terrists.

      "Alexa, what is a police state?"

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    10. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We inform the Bosnians of the attempt to assassinate Mr 89HWE79G.

      It's been a long time since I've had a slice of *()H(& DJKSDF. Delicious stuff.

    11. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently switched away from Swype to Google's handwriting input and I love it. It's a lot more accurate and just as fast.

    12. Re:Good for her by epyT-R · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then a few of us will die, but the rest of us keep our freedom. It sure beats having more of us die under runaway tyrannical regimes while the rest of us toil under them. Ever notice how those who spy on others get more maniacal the more dirt they get? It builds a culture of paranoid delusion. Americans saw it first hand after 9/11. The reality is the threat never goes away. We can only choose how we live in spite of it.

      However, that doesn't mean we can't take action. If such people really are the threats claimed, then it's time to declare war on the countries enabling them. Compromising western values is exactly what they want us to do.

    13. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, by the parent post you're responding to, you have NOT done your detective work because the result still has encrypted information.

    14. Re:Good for her by matthewmok · · Score: 1

      She should go back to school and study math until she figures it out for us.

    15. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then they didn't do enough. The 4th Amendment is around for good reason. The police and government are not entitled to every bit of your information despite what fascists and their gullible idiots like yourself believe.

      Some bad people are going to get away with their crimes because upholding due process and the 4th amendment are far more important to having a free society instead of a police state. It sounds like North Korea is the place you want to live.

    16. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a blessing. This just makes it that much easier for me to know who not to vote for.

    17. Re: Good for her by DarkTempes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think we should declare war on lightning.

      I mean, lightning strikes kill more americans than terrorists so lightning is obviously an immediate threat to our national security.

      Obviously, if lightning is allowed to persist then america as we know it will no longer exist.
      I propose we effect this war by putting all of the politicians on tall metal poles and wishing them good luck.

    18. Re: Good for her by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      That would not be enough, for better coverage we should put their money backers up there also. It's for the children.

    19. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigint is bigbusiness and big careers. and it conveys massive power over ordinary people.

      magna charta be damned.

    20. Re:Good for her by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Nope. I took the liberty to modernize a quote from the Nac Mac Feegles (invented by Terry Pratchett).

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    21. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for their objectives it is sufficient to undermine linux, macosx, ios, solaris.

    22. Re:Good for her by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Suppose they've done the good old detective work, infiltrated and done what the national security services were expected to do and gotten this result:

      "The target for assassination is 89HWE79G and we will do it by planting explosives in *()H(& DJKSDF and beneath ((*BBSEUFU^. We will also target the following: SDF^KJDSDF&Gm, ##()*#&$)L#K, and *^)(()*WERWER, ( and if we have time %QAWERA)."

      What if they decrypt the message and all they get is "Code Word "Alpha". Target: "Pink Rabbit". Date: "See Spot Run". You don't need high tech for effective encryption.

    23. Re:Good for her by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then a few of us will die, but the rest of us keep our freedom.

      And just to quantify "few of us will die", how many people have been killed in terrorist attacks on American soil since 2001? Even including the 9-11 attacks, I'd wager less than 4,000. Let's say 5,000 to pad the numbers a bit. That's over 14 years so that's 360 people per year (again, rounding up). The population in the USA is 318.9 million so we're talking about 1.13 in every 1,000,000 Americans. Put another way, each American would have a 0.00013% chance of being the victim of a terror attack.

      As a comparison, over 10,000 people died in alcohol-impaired driving crashes in 2013 alone. That's almost 28 times the "terror fatality" rate. Yet you don't see politicians calling for all cars to automatically report back to the police when an impaired driver tries to start the car.

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    24. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about BSD?

    25. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose they've done the good old detective work, infiltrated and done what the national security services were expected to do and gotten this result: ... SNIP ...

      Then you take a rubber hose and use it to beat the testicles of the sender and recipient until they divulge the key.

    26. Re:Good for her by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      What if the result was:

      We're looking to give a present for Mr Jones, I think an carriage clock would be good, we can deliver it at the three pines bar tomorrow?

      What good is your encryption backdoor now?

      Meanwhile, organised crime is raping your bank account because a crooked NSA employee has sold them the backdoor to the encryption.

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    27. Re: Good for her by Eunuchswear · · Score: 0

      It's dying, no need to bother with it.

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    28. Re:Good for her by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      Of course. Saving people from drunk driving doesn't feed the paranoid delusion.

      Yet you don't see politicians calling for all cars to automatically report back to the police when an impaired driver tries to start the car.

      yet. You think this isn't coming, along with a ton of other checks (did you pay your taxes? your tickets? no? no going to work for you)?

    29. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about BSD?

      Bitch Slapped Dead?

    30. Re:Good for her by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Meh, we're really talking about emotionally manipulating voters, not rationally setting policy. The focus group said terrorism is scarier than drunk drivers, and when they explained their fears, numbers weren't mentioned.

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    31. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there is a workaround: make it illegal. Now you can select whether to a) SWAT or b) Nuke the rest.

    32. Re:Good for her by GLMDesigns · · Score: 2

      Right. Get rid of the no fly rule for people in the country. If you *truly* belong on the list then the evidence should be brought forth. Either you are a dangerous individual or your name ought to be cleared and removed from the list.

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    33. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if we don't let the terrorists win and turn us into states just like themselves, the terrorists will win!

    34. Re:Good for her by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      She is so naive that she thinks the government has no backdoors and ways around encryption?

      I'm sure lots of people want a 'work around', but what they want isn't always possible.

      I think the term you're looking for is "reach around".

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    35. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infiltration and recruitment. If you can't convince hard-core members of the terrorist group (who are fanatical to begin with) that there is a better message than the one which drives their passions, then there is something wrong with the way you communicate. And if you think that those you surveil are driven by money rather than passion (plain-old criminals), then you should not make the choice of surveilling everyone unless you are making a conscious decision to create a police state.

    36. Re:Good for her by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Hey.... passing terrorism planning messages through /. comments is really uncool dude!

    37. Re: Good for her by MTEK · · Score: 1

      Your hypothetical is nonsense but just to be safe we should install microphones in everybody's homes and record from them all the time.

      That's silly. Your smartphone's mic does the job perfectly fine.

    38. Re: Good for her by Earthquake+Retrofit · · Score: 1

      My handwriting is so bad it qualifies as strong encryption.

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    39. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great. How are they supposed to know who to infiltrate without spying? Specifically how are they to know without spying on individuals and without mass surveillance? Good old fashioned leg work? That's going to work with 350,000,000 people. Nope. I do not have the answers but Carly is right. The government needs to find a way to work around encryption. Sucks to be them and people are going to have to be prosecuted after the fact. That sucks but freedom comes at a price. They can't realistically break encryption. They can't put backdoors in it. No, they have to find a way to work around it. That's probably not what the idiot meant but it is correct. People are just going to have to stop pissing their pants because bad things might happen. That's what being free is all about. You can be a little secure or you can be mostly free. I know which one I choose.

    40. Re:Good for her by unixisc · · Score: 0

      Since none of the other candidates want to do what Trump suggested, they're coming out w/ different extra-constitutional approaches to solving the problem.

      Trump's suggestion recognized the fact that unlike conventional wars, where we fought enemy countries, we are now in an environment where we are fighting members of an enemy religion. Granted, it is a subset, but the problem is that the magnitude of the problem is debatable, given that we don't know really what percentage of Muslims believe in Jihad. 10%? 20%? 80%? There have been Pew polls of Muslims suggesting that the number is by no means an asterisk. Given that, the simple solution here would be to do what Trump suggested - suspend Muslim immigration for a while until we know how to separate out the Jihadis from the rest of the crowd. Or the rest of the crowd from the Jihadis.

      Of course, such a common sense approach is as politically electrocuting as touching social security - at least, so the GOP thinks. As a result, the entire political leadership, including party bosses who are supposed to be neutral, have weighed in. Never mind that Trump's rise to 41% popularity in the latest Manmouth poll indicates that most people would like such simple solutions to be considered, and then the constitutional issues to be ironed out in Congress. But hey, such a solution would be too simple and bigoted. So what do they do? Monkey around w/ encryption laws.

      Trump just suggested stopping Muslim immigrants from coming in. That was the Tashfeen Malik side of the issue. The other side of the issue was her husband. He was the Muslim citizen side of the issue - something Trump hasn't addressed. I have a hunch that both the Republicans and Democrats are gonna be dragged kicking and screaming to do something about both these issues, not just the one.

    41. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well maybe if American planes would stop flying through the clouds, and disrupting the natural weather patterns of the troposphere, there wouldn't be any lightning strikes to worry about!

    42. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad when you can mouse-over and tell which XKCD it is by the URL.

    43. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Work around is a euphemism for back door.

      Carly of all people should understand that putting these sort of restrictions on technology will simply drive the scientists / mathematicians, engineers and companies who work with encryption off shore. So for products that use encryption, you produce a US version that has the back door and an international version without it.

    44. Re: Good for her by Bartles · · Score: 1

      You can't kill lightning.

    45. Re:Good for her by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      They apply the XKCD "backdoor" and/or arrest or bring in for questioning the recipients of that email.

    46. Re: Good for her by fredrated · · Score: 2

      Irrelevant. You can't kill terrorism either but that doesn't stop anybody from declaring war on it.

    47. Re:Good for her by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you weren't doing anything wrong, you wouldn't have any problem with low-level NSA employees passing around to their friends the bondage videos you shot with your wife that you thought were safely stored on your hard drive!

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    48. Re:Good for her by Steve+B · · Score: 1

      Suppose they've done the good old detective work, infiltrated and done what the national security services were expected to do and gotten this result: "The target for assassination is 89HWE79G and we will do it by planting explosives in *()H(& DJKSDF and beneath ((*BBSEUFU^. We will also target the following: SDF^KJDSDF&Gm, ##()*#&$)L#K, and *^)(()*WERWER, ( and if we have time %QAWERA)."

      Well, then, the detectives and infiltrators get called into the boss' office and emerge to stand at their computers (their asses having been chewed to bits for failing the Tradecraft 101 step of planting keyloggers, hidden shoulder-surf cams, etc) to send out resumes before HR gets around to revoking their login credentials. Next stupid question?

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    49. Re:Good for her by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Suppose they've done the good old detective work, infiltrated and done what the national security services were expected to do and gotten this result:

      "The target for assassination is 89HWE79G and we will do it by planting explosives in *()H(& DJKSDF and beneath ((*BBSEUFU^. We will also target the following: SDF^KJDSDF&Gm, ##()*#&$)L#K, and *^)(()*WERWER, ( and if we have time %QAWERA)."

      This is just a back-of-the-hand proof-of-concept, I'm just trying to show to the politicians that this is possible with existing technology:

      "The target for assassination is SIRLOINS and we will do it by planting explosives in THE CHILI POT and beneath GREEN BEANS. We will also target the following: SCOTCH & BEER, CLAM CHOWDER, and FOOTBALL GAME, ( and if we have time DESSERT)."

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    50. Re:Good for her by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      Yet you don't see politicians calling for all cars to automatically report back to the police when an impaired driver tries to start the car.

      Please don't give them any ideas...

      God damn it...too late

    51. Re:Good for her by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Shame Alan Turing didn't think this way about Enigma.

    52. Re: Good for her by Bartles · · Score: 0

      No, you just kill terrorists until they stop, or it ceases to become much of a problem.

    53. Re: Good for her by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, all phones have been "on" since the 1960s, even rotary dial ones. The dial tone stops (from the speaker), but the microphone was constantly active. It's amusing that we ever thought we were free, after 1971/1933/1913/1865/1788.

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    54. Re:Good for her by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      The CIA found a "work around" for restrictions on torture.

    55. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't just pull money out of thin air for this, either (it's not like we're a central bank here!)

      We'll need to bring all of the nations of Earth together to combat the problem of lightning, and I'm proposing right now that everybody pay their fair share, and we implement a lightning tax, to be collected by the afore mentioned central banks, who we can also obviously trust to be completely honest about it. Of course, we'll have some moving targets here, so the tax will have to increase over time, because you can't eradicate lightning overnight, especially after we've been ignoring the threat for so long now.

      The time to act is now!

      All jokes aside, it's no more absurd than the idea of taxing harmless CO2 emissions so that the richest in the world can get a little bit richer at the expense of everybody else. We're pretty good at allowing the powers that be to collect big money in the interest of solving problems that don't really exist.

    56. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She totally fails at "playing the game", as she has been for months.

      Get back to us when she manages to score more headlines than the Trump. That's the game. It honestly astonishes me how many people, including apparently the candidates themselves, don't understand that.

    57. Re: Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for using "effect" correctly.

    58. Re:Good for her by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You can't do that without being real obvious that you're interested in the person, and you could have problems if you can't hush it up. If you can just read the furry porn he's emailing without further ado, you can be a lot more effective.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    59. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She sure as shit doesn't know anything about cryptography.

    60. Re:Good for her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to expand on this a bit.

      Talking about the numbers killed by various societal factors always carries the risk of sounding detached and uncaring. Yet the statistics give us one way of dealing with societal threats and their relevant risk factors to individuals. And they do have the advantage of trying to categorize risks without falling victim to emotions and urges of the moment.

      Thus I ask the following. By responding so strongly to the terrorist threat, have we in fact succumbed to the very fate the terrorists wish on us? I mean, they want terror on their enemies as the outcome. While we usually aren't in a state that is accurately described as terror, our cultural obsession with ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Boko Haram and others is a bit unhealthy. These groups are a blight on their home territory it's true, but for all of us? Are they really that dangerous to dominate media discussions?

      Is it just an issue of, these are the new threats and as such carry undue alarm, plus the possibility of solving them more easily than other threats? Are we being manipulated by the Three Letter Agencies to increase their power? Are we being manipulated by the political classes, in their quest for political power and wedge issues? Are we a victim of our own psychology?

      Seriously, if we wanted to make domestic citizen's lives better, we'd invest anti-terror resources in to an almost innumerable number of different resources. Even upgrading domestic bridges and overpasses would be of provably more benefit to citizens than the vast citizen spying apparatus we've constructed. It's just not... sexy.

      Which isn't to say that terrorists don't matter, or terror victims are irrelevant. We just accord them too much time, energy and resources. According to the stats. Which makes the terrorists more effective than they deserve to be.

    61. Re: Good for her by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      You can't kill lightning.

      How do you know that?

      I've heard (from friends "in the know") that lightening can't even stand up to a little waterboarding. Every bolt they've poured water onto has died.

      The spark just went out of them.

      Sorry.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  3. Reach around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like they want to FUCK US IN THE ASS and not even give us the courtesy of a reach around! If you are going to FUCK ME at least give me a reach around.

    1. Re:Reach around... by trabby · · Score: 1

      Reach around is a luxury, they go in dry as well.

    2. Re:Reach around... by imatter · · Score: 1

      you mean this kind, the reach around!

    3. Re:Reach around... by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      *waits patiently for the rest of this Yorkshiremen skit*

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      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
  4. Hmm by James_Duncan8181 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No change in her technical competence since she ran HP into the ground, I see.

    --
    "To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am right."
    1. Re:Hmm by Archtech · · Score: 1

      At least now we know what Alice would be like if she ever became a PHB...

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      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does technical competence have to do with self-interest? The name of the game is perpetual expansion of government, not technical competence.

    3. Re:Hmm by NReitzel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've left out the self-enrichment term. Carly was hugely successful at Compaq-HP in stuffing her virtual pockets with money. I don't think anyone, anywhere ever accused her of technical competence.

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      Don't take life too seriously; it isn't permanent.

    4. Re:Hmm by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      But I bet she knows how to set up two email accounts on a phone...

      And the democrats are pushing for the same thing

      https://theintercept.com/2015/...

    5. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's not as if the availability of experts in the field of encryption and cryptoanalysis have been living in secret keeping the facts from the world.

      All it would take is a brief tour of surfing the intrawebs to find such experts, consult with them, and then form statements that actually make sense.

      But then again, let the candidates have their fun. It's entertainment for us to watch them spiral out of control.

    6. Re:Hmm by Eunuchswear · · Score: 0

      In what way is Alice like Carly? Alice has always been portrayed as the most intelligent person in the office.

      You think her genitalia is the most important thing about her?

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    7. Re:Hmm by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Along with Compaq and DEC due to mergers. She's not qualified to manage a Burger King.

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      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    8. Re:Hmm by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Dilbert readers understand that becoming a PHB has drastic effects, one of which is a form of lobotomy.

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      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
  5. and we see, once again... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Informative

    why she was such a shitty tech CEO.

    1. Re:and we see, once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did she get a CEO job and a political career being so unqualified. It's almost makes me believe there's some sort of conspiracy out there that picks people to be powerful after they've completed some sort of loyalty test to the cabal or something. Look at freakin' Obama's meteoric rise to fame for example.

  6. Awww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awww Awww

  7. Look at her history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would expect differently from her of all people?

    1. Re:Look at her history by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I think Rubio and Cruz are both technically more competent than she is. In fact, I dare say either could do a better job at running HP

  8. Moron says moron shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The retard whose absolute incompetence nearly killed Lucent and HP says stupid shit, to no one's surprise. Film at eleven.

  9. Carly Fiona!? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, government needs a way to work around Carly Fiona!

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    1. Re:Carly Fiona!? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      In soviet america, encryption works around carly fiona.

    2. Re:Carly Fiona!? by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      at HP everyone worked around here

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    3. Re:Carly Fiona!? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I bet.

    4. Re:Carly Fiona!? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, government needs a way to work around Carly Fiona!

      In Soviet Russia, Carly Fiona gives YOU the reach around!

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      blindly antisocialist = antisocial
  10. Funny because we need a workaround also by burtosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A workaround for overreaching governments and individuals abusing their power. It's metabullshit because you aren't obfuscating who the data is comming from, where it is going to, or even how often. Supposedly that was all that was important right? The American government couldn't secure their own data, idiocy is rampant. How exactly is compromising all business and personal transactions to intercept a nearly non-existent threat even helping at all, except to perhaps facilitate your own illegal agenda? FFS the day the government actually addresses issues in the order of deaths per year, or even in financial damages per year to the American public is the day hell will freeze over.

    1. Re:Funny because we need a workaround also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +10

  11. Off with her head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I propose the death penalty for anyone in government that thinks that back doors in encryption are a good idea. A work-around is a back door. NOW OFF WITH HER HEAD!

  12. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those targets you are interested in, you compromise the endpoint, just use the zero day database. And those who are not of importance you simply not spy upon. Where is the presidential candidate who wants to close down the NSA?

    I guess there us none. This is the country where a president of spies (lincoln) is seen as a national hero. What should I expect.

  13. What makes people think the government is so smart by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The republicans seems to state that the Government is a bunch of bumbling idiots where the free market can outperform it hands down, yet they also expect it able to perform things such as conspiracies where thousands of people are involved. Making a back door that only the government can break. Creating a super virus so advanced that no mortal individual outside the government can't possibly make.

    In short any government back door is a back door to the rest of the world. It isn't as much about the government spying on us, but who else, can. What if Snowden decided not to go public with the stuff he learned and decided to use it to profit off of the information? It takes one underpaid/underappreciated rouge employee to mess up any grand security system.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  14. they had one, they gave it up by dominux · · Score: 2

    it is patented, here it is https://www.google.co.uk/paten... differential workfactor encryption, as used in the International version of IBM Lotus Notes until the US government decided not to classify encryption as heavy munitions. It gives the US government 40 bits of encryption to crack and everyone else gets 128 bits. (and you can vary the assisted evesdropper and workfactors to taste). As far as I am aware they never once gave a single shit about it whilst they had it, and never wanted other products to implement it.

    1. Re:they had one, they gave it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in practice, you have to assume that all attackers only have to crack 40 bit encryption, because you cannot be sure that the government's secrets are not or will not be compromised.

      I suppose it's an improvement over having to assume that attackers don't have to crack any encryption at all due to some back door, but if you're going for this kind of differential workfactor encryption surely you might as well just encrypt everything with 40 bit encryption and save everyone a lot of hassle.

    2. Re: they had one, they gave it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is unfair to russia, china and every other sovereign nation. please come up with a better concept.

      i am german and i am not a fan of a single polar world. neither are putin and the chinese leadership team.

    3. Re:they had one, they gave it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cypherspace.org/adam/hacks/lotus-nsa-key.html

  15. Engage them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fiorina recognized this dilemma. “We need to engage the private sector in an unprecedented way again because we’re at war of a different kind,” she said. “I know this community. I know this industry. I know these people. I will engage them.”"

    They know you too and they fucking hate you.

    1. Re: Engage them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

  16. See what your are really wanting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you look past the political and law enforcement bantering, you will find that none of the defined terrorist attacked would have been stopped by the government being able to crack encryption. Most of them, I stipulate most may have been stopped by general police work and knowing the community, rather then spying on it. Stopping the lone idiosyncratic style may never be stopped, we have had them in the dark past of our history and will have them long into the future.
    Outlawing encryption or finding ways to break into it hurts all of us more then it helps protect us. The leaders need to understand what they are asking, not seeing to control what they do not understand. The "I get the good encryption to protect me (the government) and you get the bad (everyone else)" no longer will work in this age of free and very good tools.

    (.)-(.)

    1. Re:See what your are really wanting by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      If you look past the political and law enforcement bantering, you will find that none of the defined terrorist attacked would have been stopped by the government being able to crack encryption. Most of them, I stipulate most may have been stopped by general police work and knowing the community, rather then spying on it. Stopping the lone idiosyncratic style may never be stopped, we have had them in the dark past of our history and will have them long into the future.
      Outlawing encryption or finding ways to break into it hurts all of us more then it helps protect us. The leaders need to understand what they are asking, not seeing to control what they do not understand. The "I get the good encryption to protect me (the government) and you get the bad (everyone else)" no longer will work in this age of free and very good tools.

      (.)-(.)

      I'll add to this... If encryption is no longer a way of maintaining secure communications, other methods will be designed (or even reused from the past). Smoke signals are a bit obvious, but, come on. There are ways of sharing information securely that no one but those involved can figure out, and you have to discover their involvement before you can even see what you're trying to figure out. Until minds can be read from a distance (or, hell, even read at all), there is no mother-effing point in thinking that destroying encryption will present you with any more useful data. In fact, it guarantees LESS useful data. Oh, and guess what your mentioning of INTENT to destroy encryption just did? Are you TRYING to encourage less use of typical encryption in ter'rist communications? Because you did. Not to say that they're even using it in the first place.

      Don't get me started down the road of the emails and other first, second, and third party information that has been HANDED to the government and practically gift-wrapped (pardon my extreme amplification of method) that was ignored, resulting in successful ter'rist activity.

  17. Give this woman a soapbox by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

    They already get a reacharound, why should they get a workaround as well?

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    Have you ever fallen asleep at the keybhanusdiog?
  18. Yet another "never let a good crisis go to waste" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot had an article yesterday on why the government is "letting no crisis go to waste" in pushing backdoors "go around" in encryption. I have yet to see a single valid instance of where encryption prevented an attack, but I've seen many instances of where the gov't ignored data in plain sight, until it was too late (Boston bomber, Osama bin Ladin, San Bernadino, etc)

  19. Let the government crack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure an agency like the NSA has the brain power to crack any encryption that is placed before it.

    1. Re: Let the government crack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean comoute power right?

  20. Re:This is what happens when you let women in tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't that she's a woman, the problem is that she is a sociopath.

  21. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0

    And the Democrats are fundamentally different? Or am I mistaken that President Obama is a Democrat?

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    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  22. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both sides are doing this and using their standard talking points for it.

    https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=dianne+feinstein+encryption

    The problem is a power of corruption. We want people to 'stick' for the experience. But it seems it goes to their heads and start saying stupid things with little regard for how it will affect those they represent. They seem to only want to represent moneyed interests and to hell with the rest of us.

    If the gov can breach it then so can someone else.

  23. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a sane world, people wouldn't vote anyone into office whose mantra was "government doesn't work".

    They have too much vested interest in "proving" the point.

  24. Just a little reminiscing by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else remember a time when politicians paid lip service to upholding the constitution and what it stood for?

    I mean, we all knew they were full of shit, and they knew we knew, but it was like a game. Who could spew shit with a smile and not blush about the bullshit they were feeding us.

    I miss those days.

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  25. The more I hear this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more My suspicion grows of government involvement in this terrorism thing... Suspicious

  26. We also need a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To work around a stupid old hag that almost fucked up HP, more than HP is already f up.

  27. Ballmer Ballmer Ballmer by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    Maybe Steve Ballmer should run for President. He's was a more competent CEO than Carly, at least a more enthusiastic one. Plus, he can outspend Donald Trump and certainly out shout him.

    1. Re:Ballmer Ballmer Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve throws a mean chair.

    2. Re:Ballmer Ballmer Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, how about a Steve Balmer - Jonathan Schwartz ticket? John Sculley would be the Technology Czar and the rotting corpse of Ken Lay as Energy Secretary.

      Please oh please, someone launch the "CEO Party".

    3. Re:Ballmer Ballmer Ballmer by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I would vote for Steve Jobs as president. Err, wait. You said Ballmer. Never mind.

  28. It's for mass surveillance data-mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've just had GCHQ release their graph analysis software into the public domain. It's basically that, graph analysis, a database that can be constantly added to and performs data analysis. So what they're talking about is clearly bulk data mining, the so called 'power of big data' to spot terrorists and criminals.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/14/brit_spookhaus_gchq_creates_github_repo_offers_graph_database/

    Mass surveillance to collect the data then graph analysis to analyse it. Not targetted investigations. You need the bulk data to crunch the numbers to see what's abnormal. And for that, you need to spy on everyone all the time, and encryption prevents that.

    Of course it just generates masses of false positives and meanwhile the terrorists... well they just do their thing without causing any flags. Paris attackers used SMS with NO encryption and sailed straight past France's notorious mass surveillance.

    https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20151118/08474732854/after-endless-demonization-encryption-police-find-paris-attackers-coordinated-via-unencrypted-sms.shtml ///////////

    And handily, you also spy on political campaigners, politicians, parliaments, journalists, governments, competing companies, defense contractors, etc etc.
    Which is far more valuable. AND IS THE WHOLE POINT.

    So UK Parliament, as an example, uses Microsoft Cloud. Microsoft assisted in bypassing encryption for the PRISM surveillance. PRISM forms a large part of Obama's morning brief. So basically now private internal UK Parliamentary documents and memos are read by US intelligence and used to brief the US President and Diplomats to ensure the debates produce UK laws the US wants.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jul/11/microsoft-nsa-collaboration-user-data

    This decision was made *after* Snowden. They knew full well the US had a backdoor into Microsoft, and you lot in GCHQ, fuck you, you fucking traitors, anyone of you could have put end to end encryption into Parliaments communications. You know which encryption schemes NSA has broken, your duty is to UK, not the military leadership chain up through NATO. Get off your Stasi asses and secure Parliaments comms AS PER YOUR DUTY.

    http://www.computerweekly.com/news/2240230372/Hague-reassures-MPs-on-Office-365-data-storage-as-Microsoft-ordered-to-hand-over-email-data ////////////

    And now we know why Hewlett Packard Servers had backdoors.

    http://www.h-online.com/security/news/item/New-backdoor-in-HP-server-products-1916506.html
    "Computer manufacturer HP has admitted that its StoreVirtual servers also contain an undocumented backdoor. "

    This was the one that you could log in remotely and add extra users to the file system with full privileges, all with one backdoor account password, Al Qaeda uses HP??? No? But a lot of major corporations with useful industrial secrets do, and a lot of governmental organizations do, and a lot of democratic and legal structures do.

  29. No Evidence Encryption Was Used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no evidence the Paris attack planning used any encryption. Intelligence services should have been able to see that one from a long way off had they not actively decided to make the haystack as enormous as possible and overburden their monitoring capabilities.

    The California attacks used the security technique of marking Facebook posts as private rather than public. This did nothing to prevent Facebook from seeing the posts (after the fact) and cooperating with authorities in their investigation.

  30. Do it properly by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Put appropriate oversight in place that a warrant can be issued against to access the keys required to access whatever meta data the law enforcement or intelligence needs access to. This means appropriate use of decryption and key mechanisms is legal and inappropriate use is not legal.

    This is what it looks like when the state doesn't want to give up the power to abuse the powers that it should not have.

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  31. Half-Agree by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    On the danger of being modded down into oblivion: I understand and agree why law enforcement needs to intercept communications to do their job. And I WANT police to be able to do their job and catch criminals.

    but
    a) this should be law enforcement and NOT "The Gouvernment"
    b) on a case-by-case-base, watched over by a real judge and NOT a blanket surveillance issued by some Gestapo-Secret-Court and
    c) not weakening encryption by backdoors so that any criminal can listen in. (and this is what happens when someone finds out about the backdoor and they WILL find out)

    So why do we need encryption at all? It's a sad state that we need it to protect us from BOTH criminals AND overreaching government surveillance. It would be nice if I could trust government enough to not misuse their powers so that we wouldn't need strong crypto. But sorry, no.

    Side note: I'm not from the US but we're having exactly the same discussion, so I'd say my points are valid pretty much globally.

    I completely trust most governments and 3-letter-agencies to have only the best intentions. But they're not seeing where those are leading to.

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    1. Re:Half-Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So why do we need encryption at all?

      We need encryption because we all have a right to communicate privately: to put a hand over a microphone and discuss with our counsel, to perform a personal business transaction, to whisper to a lover.

      Encryption protects not only the conversation, but it protects those outside from inadvertently overhearing someone else's private conversation.

      It is not that case that in a perfect world, encryption would not be needed; rather in a perfect world, the need for encryption would not be questioned.

    2. Re:Half-Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government is really weak with discrete, finely honed approaches.

      Government likes to bludgeon things to death.

    3. Re:Half-Agree by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It should be noted that talking about doing illegal things is, in and of itself, not illegal.

      In other words, decrypting someone's comments is NOT a function of law enforcement. Law enforcement is about catching people who have committed crimes, not about monitoring everyone to make sure they can't commit crimes....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:Half-Agree by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      In general, yes.

      But that may be refined by defining plotting and preparing certain crimes as crime itself. (Of course this includes much mroe than merely thinking or talking about illegal activities)

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    5. Re:Half-Agree by swb · · Score: 1

      In a world where lying to the government is a crime and where you can fill bound volumes with laws on "conspiracy to.." crimes, I'm not so certain that "talking about doing illegal things" is necessarily as clean, easy and legal as you might think.

      While I agree it *shouldn't* be illegal to talk about doing illegal things, decades of legislation aimed at organized crime, drug dealing, terrorism and likely now, the newish focus on "self-radicalized" individuals leads me to believe the authority structure is now focused more than ever on what would have been disregarded as idle chatter.

    6. Re:Half-Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It should be noted that talking about doing illegal things is, in and of itself, not illegal.

      Most certainly, if a couple talks about murdering the mother-in-law tomorrow by drowning her in her own bathtub and selling her jewellery for a round-the-world drug and drinks escapade, they will end up in prison if any honest person overhears them.

    7. Re:Half-Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the way it is supposed to be. But if they discover an email that you are talking about robing a bank, I assure you the police will show up at your door in the middle of the night.

    8. Re:Half-Agree by argumentsockpuppet · · Score: 1

      Talking about doing illegal things is sometimes illegal and recently, fantasizing about them was too: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/...

  32. Assuming this is done... how, really? by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 2

    As a European, I always wonder how these politicians want to enforce these schemes. Will it be impossible to import strong encryption into US? But how? I still have a little closed-source shareware program with strong encryption online. So what happens if a US citizen purchases it via my web shop? Will this person be put into prison? Or will I somehow magically commit a crime in in the US even though I live elsewhere and have never been there, and will be extradited to the US? In the latter case, how should I prevent that US citizens buy my program? IP-based geolocation that is easy to fool?

    Has any of these persons who suggest "workarounds" and backdoors ever made any concrete suggestions how to handle this?

    1. Re:Assuming this is done... how, really? by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Those who suggest workarounds have no understanding of the implications or the technical challenges. They just desire something and expect everyone else to figure it out for them.

    2. Re:Assuming this is done... how, really? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      So what happens if a US citizen purchases it via my web shop?

      Terror watch list.

      Will this person be put into prison?

      Probably

      Or will I somehow magically commit a crime in in the US even though I live elsewhere and have never been there, and will be extradited to the US?

      Probably.

      In the latter case, how should I prevent that US citizens buy my program?

      Your problem not ours.

      IP-based geolocation that is easy to fool?

      Your problem not ours.

      While that is in jest it is sadly likely not far from the truth. The people proposing this, most of those who currently hold elected office or are seeking it as it is an authoritarian thing not D vs. R thing, are mentally deficient and would be best served by being institutionalized for the remainder of their lives lest they injure themselves or others. They do get lots of support because the general population, including the media, doesn't understand encryption and thinks that it is magic pixie dust like stuff.

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    3. Re:Assuming this is done... how, really? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Those who suggest workarounds have no understanding of the implications or the technical challenges. They just desire something and expect everyone else to figure it out for them.

      I see what you're doing there. Mentioning all presidents' campaign speeches and the resulting lack-of or reverse action. Nice move. :)

      Okay, okay, there were maybe two, perhaps three ex-presidents that did good with the least loss from others, but they don't count in the overall statistics. No one who is like them will ever, EVER make it into office again because they're too easy to find dirt on. They live their lives like normal people under normal circumstances. We can't have that in office!

  33. If they stop killing us via terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we will let them have their backdoor... we have no other choice....

    1. Re:If they stop killing us via terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even an infinity of back doors will not stop terrorism.

  34. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by clonehappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's because all people are hypocrites.

    Republicans, the right, etc. all clamor for smaller government. Which I happen to whole-heartedly agree with. However, smaller government includes staying out of what substances people put in their bodies, what a woman chooses to do with hers, staying out of the average citizen's email and electronic communications, the list goes on and on. Repubs want to control all of those things, so I can't agree with their position.

    Democrats, the left, etc. all clamor for bigger government. Which I don't agree with, for the same reasons listed above. However, Dems would rather dictate what food you can eat, what substances are approved to smoke and which ones are not, what you drive, how you choose to arm and defend yourself and your family, and also want to read the average citizen's email and electronic communications just for different reasons, so I can't agree with their positions, either.

    The thing is, you can't have your cake and eat it, too. Both sides are just petulant children who want what THEY want and nothing more. Either we have an overarching nanny-state "security" (theatre) culture, or we have freedom. Freedom means you have the choice to make bad (subjective) choices, meaning women can do what they want, people can eat what they want and smoke what they want and ingest whatever substances they want, can own whatever firearm they want, and not at all the least, freedom from having your communications spied upon unless a warrant has been issued signed by a judge (and not a rubber-stamp federal spy-approval one) and for a limited duration for specific information.

    Unfortunately, freedom is scary to the vast majority of people. Those clutching their bibles won't be happy until abortion is punishable by death (ironic?), and those clutching the keys to their Priuses won't be happy until owning a v8-powered automobile, gun or cigarette (ironic?) is punishable by death. So, we will always have people demanding ignorant things like backdoors in encryption and "super viruses" because they want their side to win, and of course their side is perfect and smart and can do anything and will never be used for evil, everyone is the good guy who knows what's best for everyone else and freedom is dead because of spineless jellyfish on both sides of the political spectrum.

  35. Workaround by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

    There already is a workaround. It's called investigation, surveillance, and basic detective work.

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    1. Re:Workaround by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      But that's too HAAAARD! Why can't they just click a button and get instant access to anyone's computer? It's not like criminals would be able to get past the "For Law Enforcement Use Only" backdoor?

      (Mandatory sarcasm warning to make sure people know I'm parodying law enforcement calls for less encryption and not actually advocating this myself.)

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    2. Re:Workaround by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      There already is a workaround. It's called investigation, surveillance, and basic detective work.

      But that costs too much! Running this country is a business, right? Nothing more than that?
      </sarcasm>

  36. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by jdunn14 · · Score: 2

    I don't know that they're fundamentally different on wanting to bypass encryption, but I do think that people who appear to believe:

    the Government is a bunch of bumbling idiots where the free market can outperform it hands down, yet they also expect it able to perform things such as conspiracies where thousands of people are involved

    tend to be Republicans. Actually they may identify as Libertarians, but probably not as Democrats who traditionally want to expand government reach to help some societal group. Not saying they even CAN help, but that's the reasoning. Of course, the politics surrounding fear of extremists tends to blur the lines quite hard. I think I'm in more danger of drowning in a bathtub that dying in a terrorist action but essentially no one worries about the death trap lurking in every bathroom.

  37. Im feeling extorted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt that what the mob does... offer protection... all the while they are the ones killing your family.

  38. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The Dems seem to have less of a conflict. They think the government can do anything if they feel like it. Still a problem, but not as hypocritical.

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  39. Need a 'Work Around' for Carly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't vote for her.

    This position does seem consistent with her show of technical brilliance at the companies she ran (perhaps into the ground).

  40. Tech CEO doesn't imply a technical background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that's how she gets billed, because America likes to see Tech as a strength, but she was just a CEO. She doesn't have any engineering background. If you've ever worked at a larger 'Tech' company, you know the hallways are filled with people who can barely read their email, especially at company HQ.

  41. Re:Carly is full of sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. She hosed HP and got her golden parachute. I would not trust her with anything - based on her track record.

  42. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My greatest fear is a government that does work.
    An effective government is very dangerous, to its citizens. A bickering set talking heads makes sure that the fad idea of the week doesn't just get passed in the next session then we have to live with its consequences.

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  43. 50 billion $ in 14 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is all political garbage. They (politicians) are just trying to hide the fact that quantum computers are being used to crack RSA crypto. With a budget of 50 billion dollars over 14 years the agency could have enough quantum computers to crack crypto in real-time. Let's look at the facts, a D-Wave adiabatic quantum computer costs 15 million dollars, and in some cases, and even NASA and Google say this it is faster than 100 million classical computers, 215 million classical computers were produced in 2014 you guess how much money they're worth. I think the crypto wars are here and they aren't the classical crypto wars, but rather the war between quantum and classical computers. If they aren't here yet they will be in less than 5 years, I'm sure.

    1. Re:50 billion $ in 14 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the computing power in the universe can't decipher some forms of properly implemented encryption; e.g., the one-time pad. This is because there are, more or less, infinite possible solutions. It doesn't even require a computer.

    2. Re:50 billion $ in 14 years by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      Wow! Someone that gets it! There will always be ways of keeping one's communications private, if one makes the effort to do so. A backdoor in a miscreant's operating system software won't help at all where he can use a die, a pad of paper and a match. That there is so much discussion about encryption in political circles betrays the fact that our politicians don't have the first clue what they are talking about.

  44. They already have them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carly,

    You have to be kidding. You know this. You already know this. Most encryption is already cracked. The question isn't IF they can get it, they can and do. The question is how easy. It is about economics and scale, not general access. You know this, or at least you should.

    You are in the big leagues, and those boys all want to wipe their butts with you. Don't make it easier. I have daughters and I want to see a capable woman win. Don't be the woman who loses it because she "checked her brain" or because she "checked her soul" at the door on the way to the debate.

    -me

    1. Re:They already have them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Ms. Fiorina have either a brain or soul to check?

  45. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is Republicans run on the idea that the government is incompetent, but still think the government should have backdoors to all our communications and giant databases of everything we ever did online. It's same reason a Republican takes more heat for getting busted sucking penises in an airport bathroom. Republicans say gays are evil people who go against God, yet they smoke as much pole behind closed doors as any Sanders supporter.

  46. Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Osama Bin Ladin's bad.... Let's kill Saddam! Paris and Cali attacks didn't use encryption..... Let's kill encryption! The gov' is fucking dumb.

  47. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Freedom means you have the choice to make bad (subjective) choices, meaning women can do what they want, people can eat what they want and smoke what they want and ingest whatever substances they want, can own whatever firearm they want, and not at all the least, freedom from having your communications spied upon unless a warrant has been issued signed by a judge (and not a rubber-stamp federal spy-approval one) and for a limited duration for specific information.

    The creation of welfare states are the greatest threat to freedom because the actions of one person now affect the pocketbook of another. It's true that in societies, people who make poor decisions have always affected others: if the only blacksmith in town drinks himself to death, where are people going to get their horseshoes? But this is greatly exacerbated in a state full of subsidies and other shared burdens.

    Someone is free to blacken his lungs with all the smoke he wants, for sure. But that man will then spend millions in hospital care for his cancer, and most of the money spent will not be his (no way he can afford it alone). Who pays for that? We all do, in the form of higher insurance premiums and medical care--after he skips out on the bill.

    It is the greatest implement of control the government ever came up with. It's said the governments want handouts to keep people dependent on the current regime. That's only half the story. Handouts ensure people police *each other*. That's far more powerful than what any government can do.

  48. There always was a workaround by LostMonk · · Score: 1

    There always was a workaround... break the encryptor not the encryption. Governments world-round are old hands at that.

  49. Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's get this out of the way, pre-emptively: Carly is a worthless pile of human garbage, a perpetual leech on humanity's ass, and a shining example of everything that can go wrong in a Capitalist society. Did I forget anything?

    1. Re:Carly by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Let's get this out of the way, pre-emptively: Carly is a worthless pile of human garbage, a perpetual leech on humanity's ass, and a shining example of everything that can go wrong in a Capitalist society. Did I forget anything?

      What do they call people that operate on the path of, "Hey, [he] did it. That means I can do it, too!" That word.

  50. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And your buddy in the Whitehouse extended and expanded the Patriot Act. So why single out the Republicans?
     
    You're nothing but a cheerleader who's going to feed us into the same slaughterhouse while patting yourself on the back for being part of the "winning team" while your real taskmasters turn you into their next meal.
     
    Yippie for dullard partisans who think they're so cleaver!

  51. Sounds like a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, Carly, would you mind sending your mail in black ziplock baggies (no taping them shut, that's cheating) instead of sealed envelopes? This way we can put your idea to the physical test as well!

  52. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Holy crap your thinking on democrat/republican politics is hopelessly mired in your own belief system. They basically say the same things, and do the same things, in aggregate whenever they are in power. Forget what they say on the campaign trail, that's for the chumps. And on encryption specifically, they are nearly all agreed that police powers should trump privacy for the sake of some minuscule danger.

    Lambaste republicans all you like, but if you think democrats are any better, smarter, or more capable you are laughably out of touch with Washington DC politics.

  53. Electability by internerdj · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure which I admire more in a candidate: The Republicans willingness to be upfront with the public how much they want to screw over the American people or the Democrats ability to keep it a secret until it is too late to do anything about it.

    1. Re:Electability by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I would say this is true of the Democrats too. Hint: Listen to Mrs. Clinton's speeches. But wait, you AGREE with HER ways of screwing others, so that's fine.

    2. Re:Electability by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't. I'd take any of the clowns the Republicans are putting up over Clinton with the possible exception of Trump. And I've got to hand it to Mr. Trump; it takes a lot to make me question my long-standing conclusion that Hilary Clinton should not be allowed to hold any political office.

    3. Re:Electability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never say "It couldn't get any worse". The universe takes that as a challenge and gives you worse.

  54. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Sique · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The creation of welfare states are the greatest threat to freedom because the actions of one person now affect the pocketbook of another. It's true that in societies, people who make poor decisions have always affected others: if the only blacksmith in town drinks himself to death, where are people going to get their horseshoes? But this is greatly exacerbated in a state full of subsidies and other shared burdens.

    Before the welfare state, the actions of one person affected the bare life of another. It's the welfare state that allows people to recover from a sickness, to take time off to pursue some education or to take care of their children. All society is about is sharing the burden and sharing the benefits. If the older generation didn't share their experiences with us (we call this 'education'), we would be damned to reinvent everything again. If your blacksmith couldn't go to a baker to get some bread, he would never have the time to specialize as a blacksmith. I remember reading of some guy who as a project went out to built a toaster all on his own, from the resources he himself took out of Nature, and after 10 years, he still wasn't done yet (I don't know if he is now). It's sharing the burden that allows even mundane objects like a toaster to be manufactured.

    Freedom as many libertarians understand it is actually a result of having a society which allows us to share burdens. It's the inherent welfare state that helps your parents while you are a toddler, that keeps you fed while you get an education, that protects you while you sleep and that provides you with support in all the situations you can't support yourself.

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  55. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    nor people whose mantra was "more government always solves problems."

  56. Not until mass surveillance is impossible by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just read a great essay (PDF format) by Phillip Rogaway which strongly argues exactly that we need to develop new kinds of cryptography which are aimed squarely at making mass surveillance impossible. Once mass surveillance has been shut down completely, then maybe we can talk about ways for law enforcement to "work around" encryption in very limited and controlled ways[1]. But as long as mass surveillance is feasible, this is a complete non-starter, because any mechanism for bypassing cryptographic security will be used to increase the penetration of mass surveillance. And at this point I don't think we can settle for purely political means of shutting down mass surveillance. Political restrictions on surveillance are necessary, but not sufficient. We also need technology that makes it difficult and expensive, because if it's cheap and easy it can always be done on the sly.

    [1] Once mass surveillance is out of the way, then we can talk about "workarounds". But it's crucial that the workarounds not compromise the security of the result. At present, I don't think we have any cryptographic technology that enables controlled, limited access without compromising security in normal operation. Further, I don't think any such technology is possible. But until mass surveillance is shut down we can't even discuss it.

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    1. Re:Not until mass surveillance is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say once we've made mass surveillance impossible, the politicians can just shut up about it and accept reality that they can't spy on everyone.
      Freedom is more important than safety in every possible way.

    2. Re:Not until mass surveillance is impossible by arobatino · · Score: 1

      Once mass surveillance has been shut down completely, then maybe we can talk about ways for law enforcement to "work around" encryption in very limited and controlled ways[1].

      They already have that - they can intercept the message before encryption, or after decryption. Of course, that needs to be narrowly targeted and doesn't work for hoovering up everything.

    3. Re:Not until mass surveillance is impossible by argumentsockpuppet · · Score: 1

      I think we're there with what we have now. I think there are a handful of well researched and publicly documented encryption algorithms that simply cannot be broken by anyone in the world for the foreseeable future.

      I know there are some tinfoil hat wearing people who think the government has perfected quantum computers, but those people don't understand the tech. There are others who think it's possible to break 256 AES if enough computers work on it, but those people don't understand math.

      What is possible is guessing passwords, which is very doable. But if you and I exchange keys securely, and practice, we can exchange messages created by doing math on paper that I don't believe anybody in the world could decode.

      The actual problem isn't that there isn't a way to prevent mass surveillance, its that nobody cares. And that's changing. Since Snowden, people and businesses have been changing the default choice to using strong encryption and that's why there are all these political statements about needing a way around it. The government has been used to being able to spy on our communications precisely because nobody cared and now the tide is turning to prevent it and they're panicked.

    4. Re:Not until mass surveillance is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Further, I don't think any such technology is possible

      The "workarounds" can be based on the system around the cryptographic subsystem, and in fact enabled by the same subsystem while being dependent of the uncompromising security of the cryptographic module. The device manufacturers would just claim such arrangements as too expensive and bribe the relevant legislators to prevent a forced implementation of such system, and the government agencies using the workaround would probably lobby widening of the scope constantly, ruining any cost-effectiveness in the process.

  57. Slashdotters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your target (Ms. Fiorina) has been identified.

    FLAME AT WILL!
    FLAME AT WILL!
    FLAME AT WILL!

  58. Just like Jeb Bush by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    Us GOPers can now safely scratch Carly Fiorina off the primary list permanently.

    1. Re:Just like Jeb Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there even anyone left on your list at this point?

    2. Re:Just like Jeb Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rand Paul?

    3. Re:Just like Jeb Bush by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Who does that leave? Is Marco Rubio the only sane one?

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  59. a window into incompetance by stimpleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A snippet from wikipedia: "Steven Levy, writing in 2015 on the agreement(an HP/iPod supply agreement/cobrand), wrote that "Steve Jobs blithely mugged her and HP's shareholders. By getting Fiorina to adopt the iPod as HP's music player, Jobs had effectively gotten his [iTunes] software installed on millions of computers for free, stifled his main competitor, and gotten a company that prided itself on invention to declare that Apple was a superior inventor. And he lost nothing..."

    Its a nice snippet as it encapsulates her well known lack of business skills and lack of strategic competency.

    I heard a term used by a lawyer referencing someone similar a while back. It applies here - She is a lightweight dolly bird.

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    1. Re:a window into incompetance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a nice snippet as it encapsulates her well known lack of business skills and lack of strategic competency.

      That's different from previous presidents... how?

    2. Re:a window into incompetance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's either that, or that according to Wikipedia Steven Levy claims that Jobs had narcissistic personality disorder. Has anybody associated HP to consumer electronics, ever?

  60. Same old, same old. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Government needs a way to work around the Bill of Rights.

    Sorry folks, but the Bill of Rights is part of your job description. If you don't want to do the job you are paid for, get off the payroll. Or in the case of presidential candidates: get out of the race. It is for a job you are lacking the qualifications for.

  61. this adds to my understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of how she ran hp into the ground.

  62. Re:Carly is full of sh*t! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to work around that face.

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  63. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama is some sort of Republicrat

  64. First they disarm you by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    Then they take away your right to privacy
    Then they take away your freedom to speak
    Then they take away your right to assembly
    Then they win.

    We're so, so close to this happening is not even funny. We're being snookered exactly the same way Imperial Japan and Germany both snookered an entire populace* and turned them against their neighbors, and in Germany's case, against an entire race and religion.

    * by educating the young with your doctrine, by using popular media to give your doctrine wide reach, well into the adult segment of the populace, and by singling out one group of people as "undersirable"

    Are we becoming the Fourth Reich?

    The only solace I have is that our own Government is so retarded, so inbred, so incompetent they'll never be able to pull that off.

    Or maybe... they're just playing the fool... for now.

    Where's my tin hat?!

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    1. Re:First they disarm you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think, at this point, that the comparison is just insulting nazis.

    2. Re:First they disarm you by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Then they take away your right to privacy
      Then they take away your freedom to speak
      Then they take away your right to assembly
      Then they win.

      We're so, so close to this happening is not even funny.

      My family comes from countries where people actually have lost these rights, and the US isn't "close" at all. That isn't to say that we shouldn't be concerned about political attacks on these rights, but we also shouldn't engage in such ridiculous comparisons.

      We're being snookered exactly the same way Imperial Japan and Germany both snookered an entire populace* and turned them against their neighbors, and in Germany's case, against an entire race and religion.

      Restrictions of civil liberties are not unique to fascism; they are shared with socialism, progressivism, communism, monarchy, theocracy, US-style liberalism, and most political ideologies other than classical liberalism, minarchy, and anarchy.

  65. Encryption is a Locked Door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government needs a warrant supported by probable cause to come into my locked home to search for things, or to open a locked box or safe that is mine. Encryption is no different, except that passwords and keys are considered testimony and protected even more than physical structures or storage locations by the 5th Amendment.

    Fuck you neocons and statists who think that freedom is for you and not for us.

  66. Never! by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    She's wrong. The government doesn't 'need' this, it just 'wants' it, like I want a millions dollars, but just like me, they won't get it.

  67. How do these people become leaders? by SmaryJerry · · Score: 1

    Would they want us to just ban private conversations altogether?

  68. At War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fiorina recognized this dilemma. âoeWe need to engage the private sector in an unprecedented way again because weâ(TM)re at war of a different kind,â ...

    The private sector already knows that it's at war with the government. Attacking America isn't going to get it on your side. The terrorists tried attacking America to change its policies, but only the Fear Party (Republicans) fully committed to joining them; the rest of America maintained its resistance to, and (mostly) disagreement with, terrorism.

    âoeI know this community. I know this industry. I know these people. I will engage them.â

    And that's another thing. You only know this industry and its people as an adversary, an enemy that you set out to humiliate and dismantle to everyone's dismay except the most ardent luddites. Everybody in tech knows that you're a business-destroyer. You can't fuck over an industry as badly as you did and expect everyone to not remember. You really think people are all "Never heard of 'em. Hewlett what?"

    1. Re:At War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? What are a bunch of techno-wimps going to do against the government? In case you haven't noticed, a single thug with a gun and a badge can wipe the floor with a hundred of you without breaking a sweat. You WILL do as you're ordered. Or you'll be dead or jailed. You can't win. Ever.

    2. Re:At War by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I like how "community" comes before "industry" and "people". I'll say no more.

  69. What are we even talking about this for by trawg · · Score: 2

    I mean I guess I can imagine Carly Fiorina, as a mere ex-CEO of one of the largest technology companies in the world, might not have any idea how, like, technology actually works. But this whole conversation is so stupid.

    What are these people anticipating? First of all they need to legislate that all crypto software has to have a back door. Leaving aside the security implications of that (which are immense), it means that any company that wants to make and sell crypto in the US will need to change their product lines.

    Then to actually make this effective, they'd need to legislate that any company that wants to use crypto within the US must use software that meets this requirement. Without that, then any company that wants actual security will just be buying products (that actually are secure) from overseas and using them in the US.

    I don't even know what would happen with people currently using non-crippled open source crypto. Would they be expected to pull it out and replace it with a government approved commercial solution? Would someone create a fork of the open source products that had some back door?

    To me every comment made by these clowns just demonstrates a complete lack of awareness about how software works, what open source is, and how tech people think.

    Good luck, USA. You're going to need it.

    1. Re:What are we even talking about this for by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well as a CEO she long ago had the managerial lobotomy. Although given the current crop of management everywhere that happens in business school before they ever get their first job.

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    2. Re:What are we even talking about this for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remembering that she completely butchered HP and her actions directly led to HP spinning off their advanced solutions division (formerly EDS).

      Good work Carly, how very incompetent of you.

    3. Re:What are we even talking about this for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remembering that she completely butchered HP and her actions directly led to HP spinning off their advanced solutions division (formerly EDS).

      Good work Carly, how very incompetent of you.

      I was one of the unemployed because of her genius.

    4. Re:What are we even talking about this for by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      but but but... She's CREATING JOBS that way!

      Mind not the fact that more will be destroyed in the process.

      </sarcasm>

    5. Re:What are we even talking about this for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obey or go to prison...

      (Or you kill them when they come for you)

      Remeber: they took away your right to be happy 100 years ago when they banned men marrying girls

  70. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the Republicans that did do anything they felt like?

  71. Carly proving she has no clue about tech. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    you CANT have a way around all encryption... Honestly why the hell did she ever run ANY tech company being that uneducated?

    This is why I have ZERO respect for any CxO they all are fakers that bulshitted their way to their position.

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    1. Re:Carly proving she has no clue about tech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly why the hell did she ever run ANY tech company being that uneducated?

      Why else? For the money!

    2. Re:Carly proving she has no clue about tech. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      you CANT have a way around all encryption... Honestly why the hell did she ever run ANY tech company being that uneducated?

      This is why I have ZERO respect for any CxO they all are fakers that bulshitted their way to their position.

      Borrow one of her campaign speech writers for a day. Really, it would be fun! Tee hee.

  72. Re: What makes people think the government is so s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i prefer hypocrites then.

    exhibt 1: felix dzerzhinsky
    exhibit 2: heinrich himmler
    exhibit 3: robespiere

  73. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The creation of welfare states are the greatest threat to freedom because the actions of one person now affect the pocketbook of another

    And the alternative, where the slightest hiccup in the life of somebody living on the poverty line causes their shit to enter an unrecoverable downward spiral - that doesn't adversely affect our society or economy at all, eh?

    But this is greatly exacerbated in a state full of subsidies and other shared burdens.

    Christ I am sick of hearing this short-term thinking bullshit. We all share burdens - no way around it. The question is whether you want to acknowledge that reality and try to deal with it sensibly, or pretend it doesn't exist and that you don't live in an interconnected society that benefits from increases in the general quality of everyone's lives. Just because you take the welfare line items out of the tax budget doesn't mean you are not paying for the costs of perpetual poverty and the effects of an ever increasing number of permanently disenfranchised people. You are, in fact, being the smoker in your example - making a selfish, stupid decision to defer positive preventative measures and instead rely on ludicrously expensive and ineffective disaster control.

    Me, I prefer to share the burden in the form of proactive support. I, as a person who would like to not be sociopath, consider the term 'shared burden' to be a positive indication of a society recognizing its moral duty to at least try to promote dignity for the least of its people. Are these programs riddled with issues, run by fallible humans and taken advantage of by lazy fucks? You bet. But look who cashes in on the alternative do-nothing approach: predatory banks, prisons, overcharging pharma / insurance companies, etc. (oh gee, and who are same guys putting the screws to the rest of us because of their 'increasing costs'?). And what do we get for the investment in the your approach? Fuckall but more misery.

    So no thanks teabaggers, I will happily give $100 today to assist a poor/sick/uneducated person in the hopes that they will improve their life rather than piss it away into the machines of our economy that run on suffering. Maybe that person squanders that assistance, maybe they don't - but I can be damn sure that the alternative is a wasted investment.

  74. Best way to deal with these people... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... is to be condescending without sounding like you are trying to be.

    Such as...

    Ms Fiorina,

    While I can appreciate that your intentions behind this proposal may be driven by a sincere belief that such measures would be in the best interests of society, they fail to account for a single fundamental problem - that if the government, or law enforcement, ever has any foolproof way to work around any encryption, then so will the bad guys, who can then use it to eavesdrop on other people's communications. The problem with this is that of course, you are proposing sacrificing absolutely everyone's privacy, and exposing them indefensibly to anyone who might try to harm them by abusing their personal information. The government and law enforcement cannot be everywhere at once, and completely innocent people will be harmed by this proposal if it should pass. I can completely understand the imperative feeling that something might need to be done in this arena, but this is not the solution.

    1. Re:Best way to deal with these people... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Mail her a copy of TSA's backdoor key for luggage locks with a letter telling her that the TSA lost their backdoor that just protected luggage, and ask her how long she thinks the government can keep their encryption backdoor secret when it can open up bank accounts, military secrets, and so on.

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    2. Re:Best way to deal with these people... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      You're looking at her when you say this.. You're supposed to be looking at her writers.
      LOL

    3. Re:Best way to deal with these people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that if the government, or law enforcement, ever has any foolproof way to work around any encryption, then so will the bad guys

      Obvious tautology since we know post-Snowden at the latest. Government and law enforcement are among the worst bad guys. I most certainly don't want the government listening in when I'm telling somebody I'll bring the payment as cash since the bank fees would be ridiculous.

      Instant civil forfeiture. No thanks.

    4. Re:Best way to deal with these people... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That the government can't be trusted with this kind of power may be a thoroughly valid point. but approaching an advocate of this kind of position with that line of reasoning isn't liable to earn a sympathetic ear, let alone have them take you seriously, no matter how right you may be. My point is that instead of trying to convince them that they have wrong ideas about what the government might do with that information, which they would probably just reflexively deny anyways, one should instead point out the inherent problems from a point of view that they may not have previously considered from the standpoint that the government *COULD* be trusted.

      Again, that they might not be able to be trusted may be a legitimately sound argument, but it isn't going to convince anyone who isn't at least already open to the idea that it could be true. The best way to convince somebody that they are wrong about something is to start with the assumption that everything they believe is true, and lead them down a logical chain of reasoning from that point, one that does not require any particular events to have already happened or disagree with anything they may already believe, so it does not depend on the veracity of any reporting or the perceptions of anyone, such that this chain inexorably leads them to the conclusion that their original assumptions must be wrong.

  75. Re: What makes people think the government is so s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here is the protip: you should eat a bit of each cake. a bit of the commie cake, a bit of the nazi cake, a bit libertariancake , a bit capitalist cake, a bit hindu cake, a bit christian cake and a crumb of mohmedism.

    THAT is what made germanic-christian culture from vladivostok to L.A. great.

    stop looking for simplistic, dumbed down, one size fits all ideologies.

    my two euro cents.

  76. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The creation of welfare states are the greatest threat to freedom because the actions of one person now affect the pocketbook of another. It's true that in societies, people who make poor decisions have always affected others: if the only blacksmith in town drinks himself to death, where are people going to get their horseshoes? But this is greatly exacerbated in a state full of subsidies and other shared burdens.

    Before the welfare state, the actions of one person affected the bare life of another. It's the welfare state that allows people to recover from a sickness, to take time off to pursue some education or to take care of their children. All society is about is sharing the burden and sharing the benefits. If the older generation didn't share their experiences with us (we call this 'education'), we would be damned to reinvent everything again. If your blacksmith couldn't go to a baker to get some bread, he would never have the time to specialize as a blacksmith. I remember reading of some guy who as a project went out to built a toaster all on his own, from the resources he himself took out of Nature, and after 10 years, he still wasn't done yet (I don't know if he is now). It's sharing the burden that allows even mundane objects like a toaster to be manufactured.

    Freedom as many libertarians understand it is actually a result of having a society which allows us to share burdens. It's the inherent welfare state that helps your parents while you are a toddler, that keeps you fed while you get an education, that protects you while you sleep and that provides you with support in all the situations you can't support yourself.

    You've just described the benefits of organized society, not of a welfare state. The welfare state didn't provide my parents any money when I was a toddler. Society did, however, provide roads for them to travel on, schools for me to go to, police protection to keep me safe, etc. Those aren't "welfare" items but rather items of civilized society.

    The point is that people are footing part of the bill for others. This has benefited most people but it also gives people a say in how others act in a way they did not have the right to do so before. It's why we have seatbelt laws, motorcycle helmet laws, and other self-protection laws. If we were willing to say "You were stupid, you get what you deserve" and toss the family of that foolish person out on the street, then we wouldn't need these laws. But because society pays in some way for that man's hospital bills after he cracks his head open while weaving in and out of traffic on his Harley, it demands that he wear a helmet. If he dies, someone has to take care of his kids to prevent them from become delinquents on the street stealing to survive. It is, in many ways, a impediment to his personal freedom to be stupid that he be required to wear a helmet. And if he alone were paying for all that, then it would be fine. We'd really all prefer not to have to pay for his idiocy--it's no loss to us if someone spills his brains on the concrete--so we make laws for it.

    This is why they tell you how to eat, how much you need to exercise, not to smoke, etc.. Subsidized healthcare means the government gets a say in how you live because it pays for the consequences when you make poor decisions.

  77. NOBODY else is in Fiorina's league on this topic by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hillary is someone whom the country would be better without, but at least she doesn't score double-irony points with stuff like this:

    "I know this community. I know this industry. I know these people. I will engage them."

    Only Fiorina could get people laughing so hysterically with so few words. Even Trump has never said anything quite that shocking yet. This is like if Hillary were to sincerely brag about how faithful her husband has been.

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    "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
  78. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    Of course, the politics surrounding fear of extremists tends to blur the lines quite hard.

    Exactly this. The Republicans will advocate for small government one second ("Get government out of our lives") and the next second call for a huge, over-reaching government to pry into all aspects of our lives in order to root out the terrorists that apparently hide behind every couch in America.

    This isn't to say that the Democrats are any better, but at least they are honest about calling for big government.

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  79. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm beginning to think that governments are like users that tech support encounters.

    The completely ineffective ones can do harm but usually wind up keeping themselves from doing too much harm.

    The partly effective ones (the ones who think they know it all but don't) do a lot of damage as they overestimate their effectiveness and wind up trashing everything.

    The completely effective ones don't do any harm but are also so rare as to be nonexistent.

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  80. Carly Fiorina is an idiot. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who could have guessed?

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    1. Re:Carly Fiorina is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who could have guessed?

      Those were the easiest mod points, ever, hands down. Teach me!

      Wait, you did. You just spoke the truth. LOL

  81. Re: What makes people think the government is so s by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What, and not immediately turn every discussion into slinging reductionist hyperbolic idiocy at each other? Unthinkable, sir! If I actually have to consider the merits of each argument rather than just looking for the (R) or (D) next to the name, how will I find time to write my ignorant diatribes in comment sections?

  82. Plenty of groups agree that we need workarounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like North Korea.
    ISIS.
    Chinese Spies.
    What's left of the Taliban.

  83. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Those aren't "welfare" items but rather items of civilized society.

    I would argue that a society with 0 social assistance programs is not a very civilized society. I think you underestimate the amount of order and civility of society that stems in/directly from people being able to get help sometimes when they need it and not go down in flames because of a single adverse event in their lives. That is the whole problem with this point of view: the societal benefits of welfare are often 2+ degrees of separation from the investment, so you assume they do not exist and just whine that you had to pay some tax money and got nothing for it in immediate returns. If you treat it like a transaction where you expect to get an instant return of 10 units of quality of life per $100 of tax money then you are oversimplifying, and I'm not surprised you don't see the value. It is, nonetheless valuable.

  84. "The government needs ways ... by snizzitch · · Score: 1

    ... to just shut down that whole thing."

  85. carly, you're sexy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait until some compromising photos of Carly leak online and then we'll see how strong she wants encryption to be.

  86. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Creating a super virus so advanced that no mortal individual outside the government can't possibly make.

    That sentence is probably meaningless in english, due to a typo with double negation? Anyhow:

    Stuxnet.

    - Several dozens of million, possibly 100 million USD budget based on the amount, quality and compartmentalization of the code modules.
    - Clear signs of multi-national collaboration in the coding (USA, Australia and the zionist entity) with a 09-17h, Mo-Fri work schedule. Thus it was not a hobby horse project, but created by an institutionalized enterprise.
    - Created by per-using for trials a uranium ultra-centrifuge system obtained from Libya after Gaddhafi reconciled with the imperialists (and before the imperialists had him ritually sacrificed on live TV). The same pakistani-designed system was in use in Iran.
    - To help the project progress, someone powerful that be forced Siemens to provide most valuable and not online stored trade secrets data on their S7 SCADA system design and not complain. This is not the kind of feat Don Corleone or Robin Haxor can pull off versus Bundeszicherheit.
    +1 The Stuxnet-related Flamer code contained a novel kind of liberal MD5 collision-making exploit, which required both theoretical advance in cryptography yet unheard of in the open academia and plenty of runtime on a truly super-computer. (No you can't do this on Amazon EC for money, as they have to per FISA, monitor workloads and alert the Feds if anyone runs certain funny looking tasks.)

  87. Re:NOBODY else is in Fiorina's league on this topi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No wonder she ran HP into the ground.

  88. So both leading candidates think this... argh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump basically believe that to fight terrorists, we need to weaken encryption. Sure, that will work. I'm sure every terrorist will gladly use algorythms known to be weak.

    They won't hide their communications using PS4 chats, or setup private minecraft servers to discuss their plans while building, or use WoW to organize a raid on Icecrown while planning their next attack over Ventrilo/Teamspeak. The fact that I can think of these 4 different ways to communicate in less than 5 minutes means breaking encryption will NOT solve your problem.

    I mean come one people, fuck. It's called tradecraft. Set up a few more case officers, and get some boots on the 'ground' to actually infiltrate these organizations and stop fucking around with my encryption. If you want to know what a certain group of people are doing, the absolute best way is to become a member of that group.

    Sure, it's dangerous. Yes, agents lives will be put at risk. But that's the job. You can't protect against risk by placing everyone behind a desk. And anything you break on the internet will be replaced twice as fast with four times as many options. The internet is amazing at being able to absorb and heal threats like the one you are proposing.

    So, who do we vote for now?

  89. Small government? by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    I thought government was the problem and republicans didn't want "big brother".

    1. Re:Small government? by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Well, give her credit for at least being honest about it. Obama paid lip service to privacy and due process and trampled on both once he got into office.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    2. Re:Small government? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Well, give her credit for at least being honest about it. Obama paid lip service to privacy and due process and trampled on both once he got into office.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      We need a little more of an economic failure and plea of desperation from people before she can be so easily Hitlerized into office. That takes time. Time takes money. Wait, now THAT'S an idea! Speed the process up by ruining everyone's finances, then become a "savior!"

      Now, wait. Gotta make it in to office before she can start that. Scratch it. Maybe she should be VICE-President. I use the word "VICE" loosely, here.

    3. Re:Small government? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I thought government was the problem and republicans didn't want "big brother".

      That's completely true, and she is no exception.

      (pssst... get those campaign writers on an ass-covering spiel, STAT! She's been caught!)

    4. Re:Small government? by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      We need a little more of an economic failure and plea of desperation from people before she can be so easily Hitlerized into office. That takes time. Time takes money. Wait, now THAT'S an idea! Speed the process up by ruining everyone's finances, then become a "savior!"

      I think you have pretty much nailed Bernie Sanders' plan and political ideology.

  90. why does anyone want to listen to her? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    former CEO of tech company that got destroyed. Yep she's the one to listen to.

    1. Re:why does anyone want to listen to her? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      former CEO of tech company that got destroyed. Yep she's the one to listen to.

      As a former contract worker of that company that got fired, at the height of the recession, by a decision finalized BY HER, she *so* has my vote.

    2. Re:why does anyone want to listen to her? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that too in a crowded field where there is already something for everyone...

      If someone wants successful business experience, there's Trump, and to a lesser extent, Carson. If one wants knowledge of how the government works, it's just about everybody in the field, including the 3 governors who've dropped out. If they want pro-Life guys, there is Huckabee & Santorum. If they want foreign policy adventurers, there is Graham and Christie. Other than the gender card, I just don't see anything that she doesn't fill. And she's already indicated that gender should not be the consideration while supporting her, while laying out that she'd be the strongest against Hilary since the latter won't be able to play that against her.

      What beats me is why she thinks she has any chance at the election, given her history? Her last CEO role was the one that everyone pillories her for - the one at HP. She ran an election against Barbara Boxer, which she lost heavily, once her record at HP was highlighted in an ad in the last days of the campaign. And aside from HP, there are other skeletons in her cupboard - her deal w/ Iran while she was CEO - today, she wants to convince us that she'd be tough on Islam, even while she derides Trump's plan to block Muslims from coming in.

      She needs a couple of successful jobs before she can claim to be qualified to run for president.

  91. Re:NOBODY else is in Fiorina's league on this topi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't win in politics with long drawn-out messages. The message has to have at least some shock value to be heard and it has to be short enough to fit in a newspaper headline.

  92. No! by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    We have several issues with granting government more power. Why would we not use spying to catch all criminals and not just terrorists? Why do we not have complete reports on incidents that were prevented by use of spying? It is impossible for every case to be so sensitive that it all must be kept hush, hush. So what would happen if we allow government to spy more? Suppose we catch an overwhelming number of people who commit crimes. Ultimately we would have to be selective and only arrest certain criminals. That gives the government way too much power. It is already a huge problem. Cops can arrest poor people and be assured that convictions will soon follow. Cops can not arrest rich people without a great deal of difficulty. And rich people tend to be found not guilty if it gets to trial. Our legal system is broken and needs repair. The last thing we want to create is a system that applies selective enforcement to various classes of people. There are many people on Wall St. that caused us more harm tan any nut job, terrorist with a pipe bomb or AK-47.

  93. How did they do it before electronics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an idea, how about doing some police work? How did we ever catch criminals before the Internet? Oh, that's right, police and other LEOs actually had to investigate leads, talk to witnesses, gather evidence, and eventually get a warrant to charge someone. It seems like they want to put someone's name into a database and get their entire life history including communications with any "known terrorists".

    The problem is, the number of non-terrorists vastly outweigh the actual terrorists by a huge margin. So accumulating all the information and then filtering is a bad idea. Anyone who has worked with large data sets or SQL queries will known what I'm talking about. If you narrow the scope (preferably with a real warrant), and then filter, you have a much greater chance of actually finding what you need. But that would require actual work, so it's too hard.

  94. Government has no right to break encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And any assclown who proposes they do, will not be getting my vote.

  95. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Both parties are horrible, no sane person can argue that. But for the past 7 years or so the only thing the GOP has done is try to sabotage anything the left does. Anything. They're on record saying as much. Hell, they shut down the government and threatened to do it again. The deep rooted insanity is evident in the candidates this year. I'm no Hillary fan but the idea that any current GOP candidate is going to with the election is completely laughable. They're all nutjob caricatures, which seems to be the new GOP brand. Even the GOP causes are championed by crazy. Every time I hear someone talk about Obama taking their guns I just want to take that gun and shoot them because there is no serious, real movement to ban guns. The Dem's crazy just pales in comparison and it's been that way for most millennial's political lives which is proving to be a real problem for the GOP.

  96. There's already a "workaround" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mandatory cumulative 5-years sentences for not surrendering the passwords and/or crypto keys. It's that simple. If one is willing to go to jail instead of disclosing them, it means that what he's hiding would carry a heavier sentence. Anyway, in jail you go. After those 5 years, if he's still not cooperating, 5 more years. And so on. You see, you don't need any tech, just laws.

  97. Disingenuous at best, bold faced liar at worst? by ramriot · · Score: 1

    Ms Fiorina,

    Since I don't assume for a femto-second that you are unversed in technology or have at your back a multitude of technical advisors, as does your brethren across all parties. I am only left to assert that you are being disingenuous at best or a bold faced liar at worst for suggesting that government needs a "work around" for encryption to address current international criminal conspiracies. You know as well as I that such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE. It is especially IMPOSSIBLE in reference to the high value targets that you and your like have already declared, because they will never use cryptographic products that any government has a "work around" for. I speak specifically of all the Open Source, independently internationally vetted products that are available to any person with access to an internet connection.

    I am only left to assume that should you get your wish of a "work around" that it could only be applied to the low-hanging-fruit of those citizens or otherwise, unversed in Operational Security who would trust encryption suspected to have a "work around" included. i.e. Wannabe criminal idiots, Minor Agitators and the general Citizenry.

    We are Pseudonymous, we are Elsewhere, we sometimes Forget but we never Forgive (especially at polling time).

    --- BTW: I give this post free of copyright to all, just replace the quoted portion with your detected dumb-assery quote of choice ---

    1. Re:Disingenuous at best, bold faced liar at worst? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Now her rise to power will be deemed the "Femto-Movement".

      Oh, wait, sorry. I meant FAILED rise to power. Sorry about that.

  98. Shouldn't that be "allegedly thinks"? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget how competent she is about technical issues... such that HP had to find a way to "work around" her (aka, firing her).

                  mark

  99. An 'outsider' of a different kind by unixisc · · Score: 1

    For all the initial talk about the season of political outsiders, bunching Carly w/ the Donald or Dr Ben was a misplaced grouping of the 3. The third outsider in the group is Cruz. In fact, had Carly won her race against Barbara Boxer, she'd have been one of the insiders, had she still run.

    In fact, in the race, I hardly notice much difference b/w her positions and those of Rubio or Christie. Along w/ Bush, all seem to think that Russia is our greatest enemy, rather than Muslims. And Carly wearing a cross in her interviews, or talking about the ISIS threat is all fake - it took Trump's statement on banning Muslims to pull out the true colors of all Republicans.

    If anything, Carly was a real outsider at HP, and look where she led them. No wonder that in a season where Trump, Cruz and for a while Carson were doing so well, the only time Carly did well was after the second debate, when she grabbed the chance to be the voice of the live abortion fetal tissue sales campaign against Planned Parenthood. And on the abortion issue, she's one of the more liberal voices on the issue - there ain't much going beyond Walker, Santorum, Carson or Cruz.

  100. perpetual motion machine by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Carly ask for a perpetual motion machine to get clean, free energy while she is at it?

  101. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    Exactly! We should have all learned in history class that one of the things that helped America become great in the beginning was the British empire's salutary neglect. We need more of that, i.e., a government that does less!

  102. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes we all agree that any human being that is inconvenient should be killed. Why limit it to those who are not yet born. Infants can be inconvenient too, what with their crying and having to be fed. Toddlers are a pain also. You've got to watch them and feed them and cloth them. What do they add to society? We should be able to kill them too.
    Silly radical statements meant to ridicule pro-abortion supporters? No the prevailing theories of that darling of the progressive left Peter Singer.
    The point is that no body should have the freedom to kill other people. The first thing the slave owner does is deny that slaves are people. The first thing someone who wants to kill unborn humans does is deny they're people.

  103. Put it in another context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To me there is little difference between what Carly wants and the statement; "In order to stop terrorist and child molesters, the government must be able to enter any home and look anywhere they want, with or without the homeowner's knowledge. Because this is so important, we must be able to do this without any warrant. Don't worry, we promise not to abuse this law.

    1. Re:Put it in another context by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      To me there is little difference between what Carly wants and the statement; "In order to stop terrorist and child molesters, the government must be able to enter any home and look anywhere they want, with or without the homeowner's knowledge. Because this is so important, we must be able to do this without any warrant. Don't worry, we promise not to abuse this law.

      *cough*Schutzstaffel*cough*

  104. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But coherent civilization share this burden through civil means: Private societies, Churches, Guilds, and other non-governmental groups which are mutually supporting, not through government. The very separation you espouse results in those who benefit from the mutual support coming to believe that this support is an entitlement rather than the reception of a civil benefit, which they will someday have to repay, through the support of others. It also leads to the belief on the part of others that they have no personal responsibility in this regard. After all they pay their taxes, shouldn't the government be taking care of these people?
    Your ad hominem application of the word sociopath to anyone who does not believe in your pet theory of socialism, shows that you do not know the actual definition of the word.
    The welfare state creates conditions under which people who need help do not receive the help they need to become independent, but rather become dependent upon the state. For example someone who doesn't have a job is not helped by merely being given a stipend, This just makes them dependent on the entity who provides the stipend. They are helped by fixing the conditions that make them unemployable, typically a combination of the wrong or lack of training and personal habits which are untenable to employers. The right training will ensure they can get a job, The correct habits that they can keep it.

  105. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Bartles · · Score: 1

    It's not sharing the burden, it's division of labor. Which happens to be one of the defining characteristics of the capitalist economic system. Marx, believed that once the proletariat took over and the state was eradicated, division of labor would also disappear. Division of labor is one of the things that gave rise to civilization.

  106. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Bartles · · Score: 1

    It's a mistake to assume that welfare can only come from the state. The problem with the welfare state is that it reduces production, which is precisely what is required to support the welfare state. That is also the reason most societies with welfare as their primary reason for being fail catastrophically.

  107. Listen to her by paiute · · Score: 1

    I heard she knows a thing or two about high tech.

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    1. Re:Listen to her by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I heard she knows a thing or two about high tech.

      Yes, indeed. She certain does. The best thing that turned me on was her knowledge of how to lay large groups of people off at the height of the recession. Go Fuzzy Fiorina!

      Wait, what does that have to do with high tech? It just does! See how easy it is to make magical things happen? I say something is something, therefore it just IS! Wow. What a cool concept!

      Gag.

  108. If encryption is outlawed by xtronics · · Score: 1

    If encryption is outlawed - only outlaws will have encryption. Businesses trying to do secure transactions will get screwed.

    So the government holds a key/backdoor - when(not if) they leak the key - who is indemnified?

    I suppose this thinking would outlaw BTC?

    All your representatives will be compromised as well - and will do as they are told by the puppet masters.

    1. Re:If encryption is outlawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business trying to do secure transactions will use approved encryption. Since bank secrecy is dying all around the world, there's precious little to keep under wraps, and if you reduce the use of encryption to registered business anyone else using it will be easily detected.

    2. Re:If encryption is outlawed by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      If encryption is outlawed - only outlaws will have encryption....>

      Not to poorly interject, but that's a splendid idea (note sarcasm)! That's the easy way to weed out ter'rists! They all use encryption, and we can find anyone who uses encryption and open up the ovens for the Auschwitz Mark II (ter'rist camp), right? Right, Carly Darly? What? It's not that simple? Awww.. You had me going there for a moment, trickster. You had a vote! Gag me.

      Man, my sarcasm filter is out being cleaned today. Sorry!

    3. Re:If encryption is outlawed by xtronics · · Score: 1

      If there are backdoors in UEFI BIOSs, encryption won't help.

      I hate analogies but try this - if you have a steel-plated front door with a high quality lock, what happens when they get a copy of the key from a corrupt government cop that opens the front window?

      Keys to backdoors will be stolen and compromised. Humans have not mutated into some other species.

      Look - what happens when the mob/bad-guys/bad-country threatens the families of the key keepers? Centralized control of keys is a grave danger to economic security. A seriously stupid and dangerous idea.

  109. Re:NOBODY else is in Fiorina's league on this topi by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The reality distortion field is strong in this one...

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  110. Dung by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Seems like Carly Fiorina is spewing a lot of dung. Thankfully, I've gone all open source and OpenBSD. I can be assured that the OpenBSD folks will not give in to demands for work arounds and builtin weaknesses in encryption.

    1. Re:Dung by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Seems like Carly Fiorina is spewing a lot of dung. Thankfully, I've gone all open source and OpenBSD. I can be assured that the OpenBSD folks will not give in to demands for work arounds and builtin weaknesses in encryption.

      I think there's a list she gets from her campaign workers that details "What people in group x want to hear".

      They didn't tell her to take into consideration that group y is larger and completely lost as a result... but hey. Thinking is too hard in politics. Once you're in office, others run the show for ya and you get to be a cute little sock puppet, like every president since, who, Roosevelt?

      New Official Nickname: Fuzzy Fiorina

  111. Fiorrina just Hillaryed herself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carly is the new Clinton. "I'm the government, I know what's best for you"

  112. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by sudon't · · Score: 1

    The weird thing is, once they get into power, Republicans tend to increase the size of government, (and spending), while Democrats tend to decrease the size of government, (and spending). But people will never let facts get in the way of their narrative. Not that I support the Democrats, mind you, but facts are facts. The truth is, there is little difference between what the parties do, in spite of what they say. What we really need is to get rid of our de facto two-party system. There is nothing in the Constitution about a two-party system. Nevertheless, election laws have been designed to maintain the current political duopoly.

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  113. Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encryption doesn't matter if she gets elected. America and Russia would just be craters with her insane foreign policy.

  114. Talk to Bill Gates by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

    I'm sure he can do something about it, while he's doing working on closing up the internet.

  115. When to trust the government by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

    Encryption backdoors? Sure, we've got nothing to hide.
    A woman's body? Better let the government handle that.
    Healthcare? There's no way we can trust the government to do that!
    Gun control? Not a chance - we need to be able to defend ourselves!

  116. No debate by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    There is no debate. We either have functional encryption, or we don't. A technological vulnerability that can be exploited by one and only one entity is a pipe dream.

    Now we can talk about key escrow, if only to dismiss it as untenable, where the government (or somebody) is required to keep a key to be used in the event that a warrant is issued, but that requires complicit cooperation on the part of the very people you want to monitor. So, good luck with that.

    What I am more concerned with is the skewed perspective that's feeding these so-called debates and policy decisions. Terrorirism is NOT a major threat to national security. Isolated attacks with small arms will always be a problem, but they are not matters of national security. And if terrorism is the biggest problem our country is facing (it's not, but if it were) then we should be celebrating our success and relative security instead of hand-wringing over attacks that number in the singles of digits.

  117. Hey Carly... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 0

    Show me all of your data; then I'll think about considering thinking about your idea that is going to fail. ...Unless those new Windows 10 agreement details are actually true and used to harvest whatever they want from your machine... Eh, I digress.

    Show me all of your personal data, Ms. Fiorina! Let's see it. Come on! Why aren't you willing to openly show everyone on-the-spot? What's that? There's no reason or just cause? You mean you have something to keep secret even though it's not a big deal? Hmm?

  118. Humint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is already a solution. It is called human intelligence.

  119. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by sudon't · · Score: 1

    The whole point of organizing people into a society, whether a tribe, a city-state, or a nation-state, is that by helping weaker members, you increase the strength of the entire group. This is so plainly obvious, it boggles my mind that some don't get it. And often, the same people who want to pretend they're simply a self-sufficient individual are the same people who are obnoxiously nationalistic, yet seemingly oblivious to how they've benefitted from the very policies they decry. Of course, they often support one of our biggest, most bloated welfare programs - defense. Yes, that's a welfare program!

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  120. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    Yes we all agree that any human being that is inconvenient should be killed.

    Way to completely miss the point and focus in on your own bias. Read the post again, it isn't saying that anyone "should" be killed. No compulsion to do anything. That's the exact opposite of freedom, no one is advocating that except the strawman you've got going there. What it's saying is that a pregnant woman should be allowed to make the choice of whether or not to end that pregnancy without being forced to bring yet another life into this world. You seem to support the position that she should be forced to. That's not freedom.

    The first thing someone who wants to kill unborn humans does is deny they're people.

    I've never met a single person who claims they want to go around killing unborn humans. I've met several people who have decided that an abortion was appropriate for their situation though. Can you think of some reasons why they would make that decision, or do you just want to label everyone who considers an abortion as someone who "wants to kill unborn humans"? Are labels like that the way forward in a constructive dialog? Are you going to deny that people have legitimate reasons for wanting an abortion, or are you going to try to understand the position of people you disagree with? If I read your words and, instead of trying to understand your view, I just say you're a religious extremist, is that moving the debate forward in any constructive way?

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  121. Is this not the same person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this Carly Fiorina the same one who, in a national interview, defended illegal warrantless surveillance as well as waterboarding and other forms of torture? "http://politics.slashdot.org/story/15/09/29/220239/carly-fiorina-i-supplied-hp-servers-for-nsa-snooping" She sounds like she is just as much a danger to world peace as Hillary is.

  122. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by towermac · · Score: 1

    Nice analysis, but one little part is wrong. You used the word 'share'. No matter how you dress it up, it's not sharing when it is government enforced.

    Not going to get in the substance too much (like no one recovered from sickness, pursued education, cared for children, etc. before the nanny state) just use the right word. Whatever the right word is, it isn't 'sharing'.

  123. ILLEGAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more concerned about government than I am about anybody else. It's government that throw you on a no-fly list simply because of something you say in an email that is supposed to be protected under the 4th Amendment.

    I will not aid government in the violation of my, or anybody else's rights, and will actively obstruct government in their efforts. If they want the information, present a real warrant issued by a real judge and a real court. Otherwise, I will encrypt the crap out of it without using an off the shelf encryption program.

    1. Re:ILLEGAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brave words. Also, hollow and meaningless. Confronted with authority, you will cave in. I can tell you'll shit your pants and surrender all your passwords immediately, and you'll offer to inform on any wannabe armchair "freedom fighters" you may have contacted on the internet. You will debase yourself to get off the hook. You will. Oh, you will.

  124. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by towermac · · Score: 1

    One could hope though, that after 50+ years you would see some reduction in the targeted problems. A slight decrease in the percentage of those living in poverty; something.

    Would you actually say that we have more order and civility in our cities than we did 60 years ago?

  125. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The United States of America is not supposed to be a welfare state. France, Germany, Russia and China, and many others are. In America, if you want to take some time off work from sickness, then you need to...

    1. Save up enough time and money to PREPARE for those situations.

    2. Of your own free will, join into a program that enables that.

    But It is not okay to FORCE others into paying for it if they don't want to. Obamacare is an example of that. I will not participate in any way. I have insurance, but will never aknowledge it on any tax form and I will not pay any penalty tax. I will withhold taxes if I must. I will keep and enjoy the fruits of my labor, and I save my money and plan for emergencies.

  126. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quality of life is an investment the same as any other kind of investment. You don't benefit from stocks unless you invest, or from a good job unless you invest in your education. The same is true with healthcare, you need to invest in that, and if you decide not to, that is your choice, but you are the one that must decide and you accept the benefits or drawbacks no matter which you decide on.

  127. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And the alternative, where the slightest hiccup in the life of somebody living on the poverty line causes their shit to enter an unrecoverable downward spiral - that doesn't adversely affect our society or economy at all, eh?"

    Too fucking bad.

    If one hiccup causes that, then their life was greatly mismanaged to begin with. They should have invested in insurance, stayed in school, stayed out of trouble, or moved to a country that supports SOCIALISM. There are plenty of them, but forcing me to pay for something is just stealing the fruits of my labor. I will decide how to invest my money, resources, and life, not you, not government, and that is FREEDOM. It is not perfect for everybody, but it's not supposed to be.

    That is what the United States is founded on, and that is the country we grew up in, that is the lifestyle we enjoyed, and we WILL NOT allow you or anybody else to change it without a major fight.

  128. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by swillden · · Score: 1

    The completely effective ones don't do any harm but are also so rare as to be nonexistent.

    I'm not sure how this fits with the governmental analogy, but I think there are "completely effective" users... but they don't call tech support.

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  129. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

    No, what I would say is that welfare inputs and the problems they are meant to address are 2 opposing forces, and that just putting something in doesn't mean you will see a net positive. You have to put enough in to counterbalance the problem, and I don't think that has happened over last 50 years. At best we have slowed the decline, not made progress.

    Meanwhile, welfare programs and those who need them are consistently demonized and targeted as the 'takers' of society in an ongoing crusade to redirect people's attention away from the much larger deficit-inducing items that nobody wants to take on because they have lobbies behind them. It is a constant struggle to even maintain the existence of these programs, much less improve them. Every time one is shown to have flaws the reaction is 'kill it!' rather than 'fix it'. How somebody can think cutting welfare is a top priority in the face of the state of our banking regulation and corporate taxation systems is well and truly beyond my reckoning.

  130. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Yes, but my analogy referred to users that tech support workers encountered. Tech support rarely seems to encounter "completely effective" users. Instead, they get a mix of people who don't know anything ("completely ineffective" - e.g, "What is a Start menu?") and who know just enough to be dangerous ("partially effective" - e.g. "I should be able to solve this by clicking here, right? No? What if I click there? What if I delete this? Why are you yelling at me to just stop and listen to you?")

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  131. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that sees this. Politicians letting rivers of unvetted refugees into our borders and their only solution to the resulting (predicable) chaos is to take away our first, second and fourth amendment rights! How about not letting the bomb throwing jihadi killers and cartel drug smugglers inside our borders in the first place.

  132. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

    We all 'share' a society. That society has burdens, which by the transitive property we all also 'share'. So yes, we have 'shared burdens'.

    Your point seems to be that we do not share a responsibility to address those burdens. Or is it that you would be just fine with sharing if it just wasn't the mean ol' government making you do it? I find this to be the most disingenuous argument one can make on this topic: the idea that if only the government would tear down all these forced contributions that somehow a voluntary grassroots movement of welfare would spring up and be organized, effective, located even remotely near the areas where it is most needed, somehow free of corruption, bungling and discriminatory treatment. Utterly ridiculous.

  133. we need a way around Carleton Fiorina by swschrad · · Score: 1

    perhaps not getting the nomination and not getting votes will finally do it. so please contribute to that end, thanks.

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  134. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

    It's a mistake to assume that welfare can only come from the state.

    So if all welfare programs were shut down tomorrow, I can assume that you will promptly take your extra $20 per paycheck and start researching charities to whom you can give the money, or start one where / for whom it is needed and contribute your time to it despite the fact that 'where it is needed' is nowhere near where you live and 'for whom it is needed' is a bunch of people you don't like? I think not.

    The problem with the welfare state is that it reduces production

    Well it doesn't get any more reductionist than that. I'm not sure how the spherical cows breathe in the vacuum where you live.

    That is also the reason most societies with welfare as their primary reason for being fail catastrophically

    As a 'primary reason'? Who the hell ever made a society where the 'primary reason' was to have the problems that require welfare? Please don't tell me you had Soviet / Maoist communism in mind, because that is not 'welfare' that is inversion of ownership and entirely inapplicable to the discussion of having a well-regulated capitalist society where people contribute a fair share to its general well-being.

  135. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    You have a right to your opinion for sure. But I also have mine, and it's that you're an awful human being if you truly believe what you wrote.

    The United States was not founded on FYGM.

  136. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by sjames · · Score: 1

    There is at least one case where organized crime used a back door into phone switches to spy on law enforcement.

  137. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by swillden · · Score: 1

    Right, I was just saying that your "so rare as to be nonexistent" is just perception, not reality. They exist, they just don't call.

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  138. When strong encryption is outlawed . . . by dheltzel · · Score: 1

    ... only outlaws will have strong encryption.

  139. Idiot by plazman30 · · Score: 1

    She does know that those terrorists in France were communicating over plain old, in the clear, text messages, and still no one bothered to stop them.

    This is a clear indication that none of this is being done to stop terrorism and aid law enforcement. France supposedly has a broader surveillance reach than the NSA does. And they still somehow missed these yokels that were not even using encryption. The need to bypass encryption is simply a need to spy on Americans and ensure that they stay in power. DO you think bad guys are gonna say "Well, damn! The cops can read my iMessages. What am I going to do now?" No, there's going to go to the first black market guy that can sideload the encryption app without the government back door and keep chatting away. Bad guys don't care about laws. That's why they are bad guys.

  140. Please, go away Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take Trump and Sanders and Clinton with you!

  141. Fiorina is irrelevant, full stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one is ever going to elect this fool to hih government office, after seeing how she
    "performed" in the private sector.

    Carly, you stupid cunt, _go away_, we aren't buying whatever it is you're trying to sell.

  142. What these people don't realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encryption is math. Even if they force us to use an encryption scheme with a backdoor of sorts, we can still use math to encrypt the crypt text once more, without a backdoor. Obviously he NSA guys know that. So the real reason for all this frolicking about government backdoors likely is not about encryption at alll. It is about spreading fear and making the sheep stay dumb and receptive of life long control 24x7. They've studied Orwell well I guess.

  143. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a taxi driver earns the same as a doctor, across all fields, wouldn't we be getting people who are really good at what they do, and do it because they WANT TO? Rather than chasing the dollar and filling law school with a bunch of soulless ladder climbers?

  144. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by ancientt · · Score: 1

    Kinda with you on that one. The idea of a government that does what it says it wants to do shouldn't be scary, but I've heard what the candidates say they want to do and I'd rather have a government that accomplishes almost nothing.

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  145. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by argumentsockpuppet · · Score: 1

    Sounds like what you want is a bunch of governments banded together for only the smallest portion of law that affects how they interact. It sounds like you want the option to have some people get strict gun control and all abortions illegal, while a hundred miles away another government might have legalized and subsidized abortions for fetuses up to twenty-three months and mandatory gun training and ownership for everybody. You'd have a bunch of small governments that could succeed or fail on their own, with the only laws tying them together being about the interactions between them. That could work. Then you'd only need a very small and inexpensive coordinating governing body for the disputes between the smaller governments.

    I read about such a place. There was no income tax. There was freedom for whatever people cared most about and if it wasn't where they lived, they could move (mostly.) Some of the small governments got bothered when there were human rights violations by other small governments, preventing people from moving where they wanted not even being the greatest of the problems. They had a little war and the ones that wanted to tell others what to do won. Now that place still has their little governments but the central oversight government has taxed and legislated itself into a massive center of power and the differences between the laws by the little governments are insignificant in comparison. Oddly, most people still think their own little government is the best and still think they're "free" despite having to carry government issued identification papers at all times and having their private communications tracked and recorded doesn't seem to bother most of them. This guy Edward Snowden tried to tell the people there was a problem and had to flee the country and even though his revelations were in the news for months and months, most people couldn't tell you his name.

    Freedom is scary because people will abuse it and harm other people. Real freedom means that you have to let Fred beat his wife to death and watch his starving children die of preventable illness because Fred is "free." Real freedom means some people make other people slaves and other people embark on genocides.

    My personal belief is that the only valid roles of government are justice, preventing people from harming each other and protecting the public from being harmed by outside actors. I believe in supporting the common good, but not in forcing people to support what others consider the common good with threats of violence or imprisonment. Schools? Firemen? Police? Roads? All things I'm in favor of supporting, but I'm not in favor of jailing people who don't. People often think Libertarian and Tea Party views are about providing less services, but in reality they're about who goes to jail for not helping. I'm not really a Libertarian but I have voted for Libertarian candidates and I'm not a member of the Tea Party but I do like tea and parties. What I don't like is guns and jails used on people who disagree but don't harm anyone else.

  146. Re:Carly is full of sh*t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AKA "electable."

  147. SOCIALISM, underinsurance, and victim blaming by tepples · · Score: 1

    They should have invested in insurance

    Insurance for what? Let's use the example of health insurance. Before the U.S. mandated health insurance, a move that the Republican Party opposed on grounds that it is SOCIALIST, how should someone with a preexisting condition existing since childhood have found health insurance once he finished school and entered the labor market? Let's also use the example of unemployment insurance. The recession of 2008 has demonstrated that the typical unemployment insurance policy is insufficient to cover structural un- and underemployment during a recession that occurs between two jobless recoveries marked by a shift toward purchase of goods and services from less-developed economies.

    stayed in school

    Public K-12 school is SOCIALIST, and community college is paywalled despite being also SOCIALIST. What should those who cannot afford school have done?

    stayed out of trouble

    A lot of people use "staying out of trouble" rhetoric to rationalize victim blaming. By "stayed out of trouble" are you, for example, placing the responsibility on women and adolescent girls to avoid being sexually assaulted and given an STI or pregnancy?

    or moved to a country that supports SOCIALISM.

    People are trying to do so. The citizens of those countries are expressing their opposition to such immigration.

  148. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by tepples · · Score: 1

    What it's saying is that a pregnant woman should be allowed to make the choice of whether or not to end that pregnancy without being forced to bring yet another life into this world.

    But how can the pregnant woman end the pregnancy without ending the life?

  149. Misery metrics have been declining by tepples · · Score: 1

    Would you actually say that we have more order and civility in our cities than we did 60 years ago?

    Yes. AuntieMeme has made a collection of infographics showing that several misery metrics have been declining.

  150. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by tepples · · Score: 1

    Before you invest, you need to have some money to invest. Where does one come across that?

  151. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    I suppose that medical science hasn't found a solution for that yet, maybe in the future that will be possible so that the folks who want to see all fetuses survive can adopt them and give them the good life that they wouldn't have otherwise had.

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  152. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    In any similar circumstance, that doesn't matter. Suppose my brother needs a bone marrow transplant and I'm the only possible donor. I agree to donate. The doctors kill my brother's bone marrow. I back out of the transplant. My brother dies. I'm completely in the clear, legally.

    I kill living things all the time. I don't kill humans, but I don't consider a fetus to be human life until said fetus has recognizably human brainwaves. Most abortions are performed before that happens, and the ones that don't tend to be for serious medical reasons.

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  153. Backing out of a bone marrow donation by tepples · · Score: 1

    Suppose my brother needs a bone marrow transplant and I'm the only possible donor. I agree to donate. The doctors kill my brother's bone marrow. I back out of the transplant. My brother dies. I'm completely in the clear, legally.

    Interesting. Where can I read about precedents related to legality of taking someone's life by backing out of a previously arranged organ or tissue donation?

    I don't consider a fetus to be human life until said fetus has recognizably human brainwaves.

    Signals from the hippocampus booting up would set the limit around 17 weeks according to an article by Margaret Sykes.

    1. Re:Backing out of a bone marrow donation by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      17 weeks should be enough time for most women to figure out that they're pregnant, at least you would think so (certain news stories notwithstanding). Personally, my definition of a human life leans closer to the government's view, with a legal age, claiming dependents to the IRS, etc.

      Even so, I suppose this entire debate will be over once medical science figures out how to continue a pregnancy without the assistance of the mother, so that the child can still be "born" and become viable and hopefully grow up in a good home. That may turn out to be an issue though as around 1.2 million abortions are performed in the US annually, but only about 135,000 children are adopted each year. So to make sure those other million babies have a decent life there would need to be a pretty massive youth support program in place to make sure that all of them get the food, housing, clothing, medical care, and education that they need until they're adults, and hopefully they can at least learn to depend on each other if they don't have the benefit of a family. That's going to require either a serious reshuffle of existing tax dollars, or new taxes, but if people care that much about stopping abortion then I'm sure they wouldn't mind paying a little extra to raise the extra million or so kids every year that are no longer being sucked into a vacuum when they were as big as a pea.

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  154. Re:NOBODY else is in Fiorina's league on this topi by Crowd+Computing · · Score: 1

    For better, for worse, Bill and Hillary are still married. HP has already divorced Fiorina.

  155. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Crowd+Computing · · Score: 1

    So no thanks teabaggers, I will happily give $100 today to assist a poor/sick/uneducated person in the hopes that they will improve their life rather than piss it away into the machines of our economy that run on suffering. Maybe that person squanders that assistance, maybe they don't - but I can be damn sure that the alternative is a wasted investment.

    A noble idea, but where does the altruism end? Let's assume the US is already a paradise, wouldn't there still be people outside the walled garden who want to get in? Should we help the poor/sick/uneducated in other countries as well?

  156. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by GodelEscherBlecch · · Score: 1

    That's the trick isn't it - it is inevitably an unwinnable situation and there will always be people who can't (or shouldn't) be helped. My stance is that this is no excuse to throw your hands up and do nothing. If we want to consider ourselves a civilized and just society, we have a moral obligation to at least try to help as many people as much as possible without doing serious harm to others. I know, 'serious harm' is going to be the subjective sticking point in that statement, but to me, a small fraction of a paycheck does not remotely qualify. There is a balancing point somewhere which we need to find, and such a thing cannot be codified. So, we must (and should) keep having the argument at all times about when enough is enough. I don't think we are anywhere near that point.

    I've just simply fucking had it with people who think that assistance programs can somehow not be accompanied with some level of incompetence, abuse and mismanagement, and that these are reasons to not have them at all. No action of of the federal government will ever have 100% positive results. As a pragmatist who does not consider societal policy a set of equations evaluated in a vacuum, I would happily settle for anything over 60%. And yes, I recognize the oxymoron I just created there using percentages to describe subjective quantities.

  157. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    Kinda with you on that one. The idea of a government that does what it says it wants to do shouldn't be scary, but I've heard what the candidates say they want to do and I'd rather have a government that accomplishes almost nothing.

    You have your wish, because the US government was specifically designed to not be able to do anything unless most could agree on it. Which almost never happens.

    Part of the reason is to give the "control phreaks" a game to play with, so they don't destroy all of us.

    When you hear that our governmenbt is so broken and needs to be streamlined, remember that it is working -exactly- as it is supposed to! 8-)

  158. I want.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a pony, and a Millenium Falcon, and magic wand that teleports, so I can point it at all the stupid fucking cunts like Carly Fiorina and teleport them straight into the sun.

  159. Re:What makes people think the government is so sm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before the welfare state, the actions of one person affected the bare life of another. It's the welfare state that allows people to recover from a sickness, to take time off to pursue some education or to take care of their children.

    Thanks for the propaganda.

    Welfare states are largely the creation of the late 19th century.

    Human beings have been able to recover from sickness, educate themselves, and take care of themselves for thousands of years, long before welfare states existed. They continue to do this today, all to often in spite of the welfare state (bureaucratic, cumbersome, meddling, wasting resources that might be better used), not because of it.

    Hence, the welfare state is in no way necessary to the things you describe.

    Private assistance to those in need is far more effective than government assistance in a wide variety of situations. Citizens of the USA, for example, give huge amounts of their time and money to aid others, both here and overseas. There is no denying that this aid is far more effective than the aid provided by the government, in many cases.

    There are some situations where government can play a reasonable role in helping those less fortunate, particularly those with physical or mental disabilities, but this doesn't require a welfare state. Even in those cases, it will often be the case that some form of honest work can be found for the individual.

    In many cases, the government bureaucracy creates more problems for people than aid: the net effect on society of the existence of the welfare bureaucracy is negative. Politicians are more concerned with the illusion of doing good than the reality, and thus the welfare systems - which help to create this illusion - become part of the long term problems of society, instead of being part of the solution to those problem.