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Fine Brothers File For Trademark On Word "React"

DewDude writes: You've probably seen them on YouTube: Fine Brothers are the two behind the video series Teens React, Kids React, and Elders React. Well, the two seem to feel they somehow invented this whole thing and have now filed for a very broad trademark. The USPTO filing says the trademark will be published tomorrow and looking at the filing; it is literally for the word "react" and simply shows a screenshot of their YouTube page. They have also apparently gotten approval for "Parents React," "Celebrities React," and "Parents React"; as well as filed applications for things such as "Do They Know It," "Lyric Breakdown," "People v. Technology," and "Try Not To Smile Or Laugh."

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  1. I've got an idea for trademark. by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to trademark "fuck off and die", then use it liberally in these cases.

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    1. Re:I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately after the recent REACT fiasco, that phrase has entered common usage and is no longer trademarkable.

    2. Re: I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to trademark *. Now I own everything

    3. Re:I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I might be able to claim prior art on that. :)

    4. Re: I've got an idea for trademark. by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you may have wanted to write /.*/ :)

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    5. Re:I've got an idea for trademark. by davester666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Evidently, enough people have said they are stupid dumb fucks that they have actually withdrawn the application and shut down their website where they were offering to license the use of this trademark to other people doing this. And are now also withdrawing takedown notices [I guess youtube content id, not DMCA].

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    6. Re: I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That emoticon is a crazy ax murderer wearing his latest victim as a hat.

      That might not be exactly what you were going for but that's what I've got on my screen.

      On that note, I'm out of posts and surely past the point where I'm seeing the sanity intended. So, I'm gonna post this as AC and shuffle my old ass to bed. 'Cause I don't want to know why you've thought of such an emoticon!

      KGIII

    7. Re: I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an emoticon. It's *nix.

    8. Re: I've got an idea for trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear that whooooshing sound...?

    9. Re:I've got an idea for trademark. by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 2

      Similarly, Sony recently tried to trademark "Let's Play". Like the Fine Brothers, however, they appear to be much too late.

    10. Re:I've got an idea for trademark. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      So they *Reacted*?

      Heh.

  2. Badges? by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...They said "Parents React" twice. I guess they really like parents reacting.

    1. Re:Badges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Timothy wants us to react and leave /. for good.

    2. Re:Badges? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny
      I thought the same thing but if you look closely the second version drops the trailing comma.

      "Parents React," "Celebrities React," and "Parents React";

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    3. Re:Badges? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      That's where commas go in a list like this. I don't know why; I think...

      "Parents React", "Celebrities React", and "Parents React"

      ...looks more right.

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    4. Re:Badges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      AFAIK, in US English, the punctuation should be inside the quotation marks, while in British English (and Norwegian, yay) the punctuation should be outside.

    5. Re:Badges? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, in US English, the punctuation should be inside the quotation marks, while in British English (and Norwegian, yay) the punctuation should be outside.

      Also, all programming languages would put such commas outside the quotes, unless you want each quoted string to contain the comma as its final character, but then you'd need another comma after the quotes to have the correct syntax for a list of quoted strings that each end in commas.

      Of course, programming languages are required to follow sensible and logical rules, unlike English, where the rules are just made up on the fly by anyone with access to a pen or keyboard (or touch screen, for the last couple of decades).

      Even back in the 70s, the idea that commas belonged inside quotations always seemed a bit bizarre to me. Except, of course, when the speaker actually did an end-of-clause pause at that point, in which case the comma would be the printed representation of what was actually said.

      But even then, I understood that there's no logic or reason behind most of the English syntax rules that people make up and try to enforce.

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  3. Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No words for this idiocy.

    1. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you're not allowed to react to this. Reacting to things is trademarked now.

    2. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Encyclopedia Dramatica's run down of the FagBros erm I mean Fine Bros

      https://encyclopediadramatica....

    3. Re:Oh boy! by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's time for another example of "Slashdot Totally Misunderstands Trademarks".

      Trademarks (in this context, word marks) are not "universal exclusive rights to a word". They're exclusive rights within a certain context. For any given common word, there's generally a dozen or two different companies with trademarks on it in different contexts. There's already 342 trademarks for the word "React", 139 of which are currently active. Indian Industries has it for "paddles used in ball games", while Horizon Hobby has it for "remote controlled hobby vehicles", while Fine Brothers Properties has it for webisodes, while Dekka Technologies, LLC has it for weapons simulators... and so forth. There are no restrictions on anyone using the same word in a different context. You can even trademark the word for your usage of it in a different context.

      I wouldn't make a big deal of this, but it seems like not just slashdot but literally 99,99% of the general population seems to think that a trademark is a context-free concept, that if, say, a cell phone manufacturer trademarks the word "jump" then that means that you can't use the word "jump" anymore in regular conversations, or something like that. What it actually means is that you can't make a cell phone called "jump", or anything other cell phone name that would be readily confused for it, or something in the same category as cell phones called "jump". But you can still make a car called jump or a refrigerator called jump or whatnot.

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    4. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Misuse the word "Velcro", never m mind the context, and see what (letter from a lawyer) happens.

    5. Re:Oh boy! by Cramer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that's how it's going to be applied. Use the word react in your youtube title, tags, or description and it'll be yanked! (or FineBros will take your ad money) I understand the business necessity to trademark your work(s), but in the context of youtube, it's merely a means to bully everyone. Even if that's not their intent, it's going to be very hard not to.

      Ask Devinsupertramp how that works.

    6. Re:Oh boy! by Bengie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many Youtube videos have already been taken down because they have mentioned the words "react" or "reaction" over this. They're also quickly tracking down Youtube videos that use the base word "react" in any way and asking for a cut of ad revenue or be taken down. It's not only an overreaching trademark, but it's being quickly abused.

    7. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that what I did was the complete opposite of reacting?

    8. Re:Oh boy! by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Since the company that makes velcro also made up the name "velcro", there's only one context for the word - ie: talking about the "velcro" they make.

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    9. Re:Oh boy! by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Trademark + DMCA => You need a lawyer to use the word on Youtube

      Somehow I think you missed the context that this is all about creating barriers to entry.

    10. Re: Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right, I don't think the issue is about Trademarks in general. It's about THIS fucking trademark. And this one is bullshit, because they are just trying to trademark a generic thing. This is the level of trademarking "sitcoms" or "television comedy". This is the same shit we see in patents and even copyrights at times- "...But it's on a computerrrr I get to owwwwnnn it!"

      Fuck'em

    11. Re: Oh boy! by slazzy · · Score: 1

      That's called a "well known trademark" it takes a lot of time an money to create.

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    12. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The issue here is that the other cases are products, not an entire method of communication. It would be like a company having a trademark on the phrase "good bye" when used during telephone calls.

    13. Re:Oh boy! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I suggest someone trademark/copyright the term "the fine bros effect" and grant a license to anyone who would otherwise want to use "react" in some sort of public commons license.

      Let's treat this with the dignity it deserves and mock the piss out of them.

    14. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not even just that that. IIRC, once you file for the trademark, it can still be disputed for up to something like 8 years after you first filed it(see Yoko Ono v. Lennon Murphy), so this doesn't mean it's automagically theirs without dispute, it only means that they have to a) *actively* defend their mark and b) hope nobody shows prior art/use and disputes the trademark.

      I am not an attorney but I play one on the blagosphere.

    15. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's merely a means to bully everyone. Even if that's not their intent

      Of course that's their intent.

    16. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but literally 99,99% of the general population seems to think that a trademark is a context-free concept

      Which I'm sure suits the trademark holders and their attorneys just fine. They benefit from public confusion over the laws because it creates fear, uncertainty and doubt surrounding use of the trademarked words by anyone else. If a few more people are scared away from using the trademarked word, that's a freebie for the attorneys and their clients.

    17. Re:Oh boy! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 5, Informative

      They were already doing DMCA takedowns of any videos they happened across that contained "React" in the title for alleged copyright violation.

      These guys are another set of Shkrelis. They are nothing more than rent-seeking scum trying to game the system for profit, while contributing nothing of value or substance in return (unless you think goading a little kid to have a meltdown while you're recording him provides "value").

      Maybe we could bring back tarring and feathering?

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    18. Re:Oh boy! by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 2

      Honestly the best way to deal with Shkreli was something horribly bad that would send a message - be a mega duschebag at your own risk. Setting an example every now and again would really help keep the world a better place.

    19. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademarks are rife with abuses and are often extended beyond a reasonable context. The word 'olympic' is one such example featured on Slashdot many times before. Here's an example: 'Olympic' trademark leaves businesses in a bind

    20. Re: Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trademark they are trying for is not something they came up with. It is basically a 'type' of video where you film someone reacting to something. That kind of trademark has been used in the past to try and shut down perfectly legal videos for literally containing a word in the title. This company has seen the error in this and has withdrawn the application and dropped all complaints they have filed under 'content ID'.

    21. Re:Oh boy! by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 1

      Let's not go overboard with this. They became popular and rich by creating content people enjoyed. It was not groundbreaking and they did some shady competition take-downs, they are no Shkrelis. They did create something I myself find well produced and entertaining (at times). They just got too greedy.

      Let's just hope the internet learned the real lesson here - be vigilant. Next time somebody tries to usurp a big portion of youtube to themselves, they might do it covertly without blabering about it to the whole world like these two dumb asses did.

    22. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have no clue what you're talking about. I wish people would take the time to be informed before posting to Slashdot.

      The Fine Brothers didn't request the trademarks for webisodes. That's factually incorrect. They requested the trademark for "observing and interviewing groups of people." That's overly broad and encompasses a lot of things, including in science and psychology. A lot of news outlets interview people for their reactions to big news. That, too, was seemingly covered by the trademark applications.

      There are also things called exclusive trademarks, which cover things like the Olympics. If you have a business or a product with the word "olympic" in it, you may very well get contacted by the IOC. It doesn't matter that you're clearly not related to athletic competitions. Most trademarks aren't exclusive, but there is such a thing. Your post is wrong in that respect, too.

      The backlash was significant enough that the Fine Brothers have rescinded their trademark claims and applications (http://arstechnica.com/business/2016/02/fine-bros-back-down-rescind-trademark-claim-on-the-word-react/). Infringement claims were already made on their behalf, which angered a lot of people. They had plans to create something called "React World" where people would need to license the format of their videos to produce similar things. All references to React World have been removed. They're begging for forgiveness now. They don't deserve it, though. This wasn't an honest mistake. Windows Vista was a horrible mistake. Apple adding a U2 album to everyone's library was a well-intentioned but big mistake. Infringing on a patent or trademark you didn't know about is a mistake. This was no mistake. This was pure greed and people need to punish greed by not doing supporting greedy businesses.

    23. Re:Oh boy! by heson · · Score: 1

      We need heavy fines on false use of DMCA.
      Fine the [not so] Fine bros.

    24. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's time for another example of "Slashdot Totally Misunderstands Trademarks"."

      Indeed, but sadly it seems some slashdotters never seem to realize companies that go for this kind of trademark almost always end up abusing it by suing people (or harrassing them at the very least just shy of getting lawyers involved) for using it outside of the original trademark.

      Anyone remember the Edge guy? :P

    25. Re:Oh boy! by ChoGGi · · Score: 1
    26. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what happened with the word "Monster"

    27. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Are you a shill or didn't you bother reading what they're doing? They've already send lawyers after people doing "my kid reacts to X" videos. Not only that, the pricks boasted about it! They think their reaction theme videos are something they're created, despite the concept going back to the 1970s US TV programming. Their trademark text is deliberately vague. It's nothing more than thing_Y on Z.

    28. Re:Oh boy! by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      I'd have given them the benefit of the doubt if, in their original video, they weren't pushing the line of "we're going to change the world!"

      That's some Prosperity Gospel line of bullshit thinking right there.

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    29. Re:Oh boy! by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Since the company that makes velcro also made up the name "velcro", there's only one context for the word - ie: talking about the "velcro" they make.

      More to the point, that's *why* they made up the name "velcro". Note, however, that we're perfectly within our rights to have this conversation using their word.

    30. Re:Oh boy! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      It's almost as if everyone had forgotten why they're called trademarks.

    31. Re:Oh boy! by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      Someone should start a meme of "React" videos to this topic: "Viewers React to React Trademark"

    32. Re:Oh boy! by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Links? Articles? Anything?

      DMCA doesn't apply to Trademarks, so just challenge the ruling. Of course Google can take videos down unilaterally, they are generally transparent as to why things are removed. But once again, link to said disruptions please?

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    33. Re:Oh boy! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Please, explain how the "Digital Millennium COPYRIGHT Act" applies to Trademark.

      DMCA is for copyright violations. Reporting Trademark infringement is an incorrect use of the process.

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    34. Re:Oh boy! by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      "Viewers React to React Trademark"

    35. Re:Oh boy! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      They were already doing DMCA takedowns of any videos they happened across that contained "React" in the title for alleged copyright violation.

      Do you have any links to show this? I did a search but failed to find anything to support that claim. Several others have posted it in this discussion too.

    36. Re:Oh boy! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Many Youtube videos have already been taken down because they have mentioned the words "react" or "reaction" over this.

      Do you have any links to show this? I did a search but failed to find anything to support that claim. Several others have posted it in this discussion too.

    37. Re:Oh boy! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Please, explain how the "Digital Millennium COPYRIGHT Act" applies to Trademark.

      DMCA is for copyright violations. Reporting Trademark infringement is an incorrect use of the process.

      Worse than incorrect, according to CrossFit, Inc c. Alvies (2014), if you use a DMCA takedown to assert a trademark, you could be liable under section 512(f) of the DMCA.

      Crossfit tried to use the DMCA to assert a trademark against the "Crossfit Mamas" website, and lost the counterclaim under DMCA section 512(f).

    38. Re:Oh boy! by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      No words for this idiocy.

      I dunno. Maybe the PTO should just do it.
      Can I still say that?

  4. I don't know how to React to this news by Nova+Express · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mr. Express, I represent the Fine Brothers, and I'm filing a suit against you for copyright infringement..."

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    1. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by msauve · · Score: 5, Informative

      Copyright != Trademark. Understanding the difference is crucial to understanding the issue.

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    2. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by DocHoncho · · Score: 5, Informative

      Then someone better tell YouTube because they're already issuing DMCA take downs on videos using the word React. What's that stand for again? Digital Millennium Copyright Act? Huh, wonder where people get the phrase "Copyright takedown"? No idea.

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    3. Re: I don't know how to React to this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just made the point OP was making. They (companies) are misusing the DMCA for things it doesn't legally apply to.

    4. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by gsslay · · Score: 1

      For god sake someone upvote this parent post.

      The amount of internet whining regarding this trivial issue is ridiculous. They have Trademarked "Reacts". That has nothing at all to do with copyright laws. Yet all the self-declared internet lawyers are out bitching about the imagined copyright issues this raises.

      Now whether you think they should have been allowed this trademark is another matter. But it doesn't mean they claim copyright over other people's videos.

    5. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, it doesn't change that it is a gross misuse of the DMCA - I'm pretty sure Youtube CAN act on repeat abuses if need be - nobody says they can't implement, for example, measures to confirm the identity of the filing party, or consequences for misuse.

    6. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... it isn't whinging/whining, they are sending DMCA notices - DMCA = Digital Millennium COPYRIGHT act, trademark != copyright, so even if they have specifics incorrectly stated, the core issue seems like it could have some validity.

    7. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by gsslay · · Score: 1

      In which case they are doing it wrong, the DMCA notices are invalid and should be ignored/revoked.

    8. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Then someone better tell YouTube because they're already issuing DMCA take downs on videos using the word React.

      Just wow. You really don't understand the issues involved. YouTube doesn't issue takedown notices - quite the opposite, they receive them from those claiming rights to content.

      I believe the "they" in "they're issuing takedowns" referred to The Fine Bros.

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    9. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by msauve · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense either, since "telling YouTube" would be meaningless. YouTube would already know that they're getting takedown notices, and whether they were inappropriately sent due to trademark instead of copyright would make no difference to YouTube's obligation to honor them. The Fine bros., though, would be guilty of perjury.

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    10. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But.... but.... but.... tewh MAFI**!!!!!!!1111!!!1onehunderedeleven!!!!!

      Slashtards couldn't care less about the real legal ins and outs of IP or just about anything else for that matter. They'll shut up if you keep feeding them free content, mountain dew and cheetos.

    11. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      We seem to have had widely different readings of the GP's post.

      Copyright != Trademark. Understanding the difference is crucial to understanding the issue.

      Then someone better tell YouTube because they're already issuing DMCA take downs on videos using the word React. What's that stand for again? Digital Millennium Copyright Act? Huh, wonder where people get the phrase "Copyright takedown"? No idea.

      I'm interpreting the latter to mean

      Maybe copyright and trademark are indeed different things, but YouTube seems to be acting as if they aren't.

      The unclear antecedent doesn't help matters...maybe it would work better if we replaced "issuing" with "acting on"?

      Then someone better tell YouTube because they're already acting on DMCA take downs on videos using the word React.

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    12. Re:I don't know how to React to this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't go after the assholes causing this (assuming that's what's happening, haven't done a citation check yet) because the DMCA is a shitty law.

      Maybe it's time to disbar the person asserting their client has copyright of the word React based on a trademark being awarded.

      (For the pedants: am I missing something and the DMCA can actually be used to stop people from even uttering a trademark?)

  5. Eagerly waiting for "Slashdot Reacts" to... by eRacer1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bad Editing. "They have also apparently gotten approval for "Parents React," "Celebrities React," and "Parents React""

  6. Screw them. by grub · · Score: 1

    Goatse React.

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    1. Re:Screw them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goatse looks like a normal guy that lives next door and has a 9 to 5 job compared to rosebudding. Don't GIS that term...

      But you will. I'd like to see you react to that!

    2. Re:Screw them. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Nah. It should be "Geeks React", and it should look like either goatse or an ASCII middle finger.

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    3. Re:Screw them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      rosebudding. Don't GIS that term...

      Damn you!

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    4. Re:Screw them. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Rosebudding is simply the practice of having enigmatic last words, is it not?

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    5. Re:Screw them. by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      I like how Google Image search has a category on that search "Worse than Blue Waffles" LMAO. Clicking on that is also ill advised.

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    6. Re:Screw them. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Clicking on that is also ill advised.

      You do realize that telling me that has the opposite effect, right?

      Oh. My. God.

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    7. Re:Screw them. by LaurenCates · · Score: 0

      Aaaaaand, you lose The Game.

      (So has everyone reading this, by the way.)

      I regret nothing. NOTHING.

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  7. Facebook's going to be in trouble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebooks "react" component might be under some pressure to change names. https://facebook.github.io/react/

    1. Re:Facebook's going to be in trouble. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Facebook's going to be in trouble. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well of course unless you're using it to react to react videos.
      it's crappy intellectual propertionism at it's finest..

      backstory to this is that the bros are dmca cease & desisting competing videos on youtube. that's bad enough.

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  8. Nope by PPH · · Score: 2

    Acronym for Radio Emergency Associated Communication Teams. Any other use would cause confusion.

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    1. Re:Nope by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      For... whom? In what conceivable context? I can't even think of a plausible video title that might be ambiguous.

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    2. Re:Nope by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'd like a nuke dropped on them?

      REACT: Rapid Execution and Combat Targeting System

      And I think that Facebook will not be happy either....

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    3. Re:Nope by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      easy... "Radio Emergency Associated Communication Teams React"

      is react the acronym or the verb? (assuming a forced "Title Case" heading).

      Done. Imagined. Now is it realistic...

    4. Re:Nope by PPH · · Score: 1

      I can't even think of a plausible video title that might be ambiguous.

      I can't find any REACT emergency services videos online. Only crap by those comedy jackasses.

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    5. Re:Nope by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Natural disaster? REACT reacts.

      Needs a training video.

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  9. Never mind... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That the trademark office had 300+ applications for the word "react" on file. Eli the Computer Guy did a fine a video on this controversy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byy8e37spOg

    1. Re:Never mind... by gl4ss · · Score: 0

      well he is just lucky he didn't do a "react" video to it, so didn't get dmca'd.

      basically, with a different title that video would be infringing on the trademark since it's a wepisode / youtube video.. that's the aim of the brothers anyways, to strip youtube of other reaction videos.

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    2. Re: Never mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That were up and around before they started using the term. Previous art anyone?

    3. Re:Never mind... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      well he is just lucky he didn't do a "react" video to it, so didn't get dmca'd.

      Your ignorance of trademark and copyright law is overwhelming.

    4. Re:Never mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eli the Computer Guy did a fine a video on this controversy.

      Fine? More like idiotic. I watched about 10 seconds, then hit thumbs down and closed that stupid video.

    5. Re:Never mind... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Fine? More like idiotic. I watched about 10 seconds, then hit thumbs down and closed that stupid video.

      In short, you couldn't get past his melodramatic intro that summed up the reaction to the Fine Brother's announcement. It probably struck a nerve for you.

    6. Re:Never mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine Bros are issuing DMCA takedown notices to other videos with a title "____ React".

  10. This trademark BS has gone to far! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    This trademark BS has gone to far!

    And with bad laws like the TPTA and others any can say if you don't pay for my trademark we can shut you down.

    1. Re:This trademark BS has gone to far! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS

      I'm afraid Donald Trump has got the rights sewed on that already.

  11. Makes me want to trademark the letter E online by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Makes me want to trademark the letter E online and I be a nice guy only $0.0002 per use.

    1. Re:Makes me want to trademark the letter E online by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Makes me want to trademark the letter E online and I be a nice guy only $0.0002 per use.

      I put forth an opinion such that this will annoy many but is not fool proof, as workarounds for no cost, though not trivial, I (and my cohabitants of this world) can action to avoid such costs.

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  12. You've probably seen them on YouTube by NaCh0 · · Score: 1

    Nope, never heard of them before. Nor have I heard about their react products til now. (but didn't click the link 'cuz parenting doesn't interest me)

    Another slashdot fail.

    Facebook has more money and lawyers than a random youtuber. Let's see the Fine's C&D/sue over react.js. Facebook will crush them.

    1. Re:You've probably seen them on YouTube by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Let's see the Fine's C&D/sue over react.js. Facebook will crush them.

      What does the Fine Brother videos have to do with Javascript library? The two may use the same name but they're not competing in the same market. There's no basis for an infringement lawsuit.

    2. Re:You've probably seen them on YouTube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random Slashdotters react to other random Slashdotters who have no clue how patent, trademark and/or copyright law actually works.

      But, two fun points:

      - This story is older than the breaking news that some crazy Finn is working on a new kernel called Linux. Slashdot as usual, hey?

      - The reaction is spreading, for once. Used to be only nerds got uppity about this sort of thing. Fine Brothers has been losing massive amounts of subscribers, with everyone from neckbearded redditors to special tumblrina snowflakes raging hardcore.

    3. Re:You've probably seen them on YouTube by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Never heard of them either. Though they sound like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... (the guy who claims ownership of "stealth").

    4. Re:You've probably seen them on YouTube by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Same. Didn't hear about these people until someone started complaining about them.

  13. Ok fine by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 2

    But I've already trademarked "fine" and "brother"...

  14. Facebook is going to crush them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had a twenty+ year-old product named React, and Facebook threatened to make sure the owner's children ended-up homeless and personally called to threaten several employees at home. They have a JavaScript framework of the week named React, and they are screwing over people hard that also use the same name. Facebook is going to put these morons out of business like they did my company. Over twenty years in business, and using the name React killed us.

    1. Re:Facebook is going to crush them! by Sowelu · · Score: 1

      This isn't software, though. Doubt there would be competition because nobody is going to confuse youtube videos for something you might put as a skill on a resume.

    2. Re: Facebook is going to crush them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I don't think most people reading this spew understand how badly those Facebbok employees hate the rest of the world.

    3. Re: Facebook is going to crush them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spew does not lie.

    4. Re: Facebook is going to crush them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spew does lie. Facebook is not an entity that can "personally call" anyone. A Facebook representative can, but Facebook itself cannot.

      I now I'm being pedantic about grammatical context, but grammatical context is the difference between;
      "Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse." and
      "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

    5. Re:Facebook is going to crush them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook is a company that makes money off selling information about you, the more detailed and private, the better. With a scummy business model like that it's no surprise to hear that they aren't above threatening people personally.

      Anyone who hasn't figured this out by now and dropped them like a steaming turd isn't playing with a full deck.

    6. Re: Facebook is going to crush them! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Would have worked if you'd not stuck in the superfluous comma.

      (Would-be Grammar Nazis tend to look foolish if they don't pay attention to such things.)

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  15. Slashdotters react by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdotters react[TM].

  16. This trademark application just needs a challenger by ljfrench · · Score: 1

    I posted a video reaction to this myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Basically, it's tough to trademark a word that describes the thing you're selling. "React" describes the videos they create. Although this doesn't conflict with any valid trademarks the USPTO has registered, it shouldn't survive a challenge in court. Anyone who makes react videos themselves should have standing to oppose the mark.

    Filing an opposition is not as simple as filling out an online form. I believe there's a trademark attorney willing to help for free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    If you want to file an oppsition notice yourself: http://estta.uspto.gov/filing-...

  17. Subscriber Count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And man, are they losing subscribers over this...

  18. Re:This trademark application just needs a challen by dosius · · Score: 1

    How about ReactOS and ReactX?

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  19. It's already spoken for by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:It's already spoken for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean anything. Trademarks only apply to a limited area. If I sell Hercules-brand wrenches and you want to sell Hercules-brand dietary supplements, we both can get trademarks. If, however, you decide to start selling Hercules-brand screwdrivers, then I could pursue legal action against you.

    2. Re:It's already spoken for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used Hercules as an example and did not mention the graphics card? You must be new here.

  20. "Merely descriptive" not allowed. React will die by raymorris · · Score: 1

    There's no chance this registration will go through. The "hearing" to prevent this registration will consist of walking into the room and chuckling.

    Although the text of the statutory law says you can't trademark words that are "merely descriptive" of the product, USPTO regularly denies applications that are at all descriptive. Really they want to see evocative, not descriptive. So Ford can trademark Mustang because it doesn't describe the car at all, it merely evokes the general idea of fast and wild.

    Both of my trademark applications were denied for being descriptive and neither were NEARLY as generic as "parents react".

    You said you'd like see trademarks using common words banned. They pretty much already are, if using the word in the normal way. You have a car Ford Edge only because the word Edge doesn't have anything to do with cars. Also note that trademark for cars called Edge ONLY applies to cars. You can sell or trademark the Edge taco or Edge jeans without infringing Ford's trademark.

  21. Re:This trademark application just needs a challen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allow me to react, "Screw you, Fine brothers"

  22. Wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They posted to youtube a video explaining it only covers the stuff they made and that people can still use "React." Did they lie? Is this post FUD? I wonder.

    1. Re:Wait.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't know. You could always put that question into a video and post it to YouTube asking people for their reaction and see what happens. You can even request that replies be tagged and titled with react somewhere in the title.

  23. will be used for automated takedowns by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

    they have only one reason to get these: automated takedown notices on youtube. what they are trying to do is not make money off the trademark but rather prevent anyone else from using them in their video title by using automated enforcement. the ideal result is that anyone searching youtube for a reactionary video will only get results of videos they have posted. they are in effect trademarking search terms.

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    1. Re:will be used for automated takedowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, it's worse than that. They want to pay a license fee for use of their trademark, otherwise they'll see to it that the video is taken down. They're basically looking to extort people for using something that is utterly generic ("X reacts to Y").

    2. Re:will be used for automated takedowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the trolls that have emerged from the basin below the bridge.. have rallied together to take the concept of SWAT'ing to a safer.. more people friendly way to mute them?

    3. Re:will be used for automated takedowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why stop at "react"? Trademark every clickbait-y phrase known to human kind. Actually, it's a great idea - maybe it will stop clickbait-y titles from being used!

    4. Re:will be used for automated takedowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Almost. They want to automatically take ownership of all videos featuring "React" in the title, and monetize them.

      If you think this is far fetched, remember that a large percentage of Youtube videos are "owned" by music publishers, because an algorithm has allegedly identified a piece of music that they own in the video. There are plenty of cases where this is false, but the creator of the video did not want to challenge a big music publisher.

  24. the other side of the story by slashmydots · · Score: 3

    On youtube, facebook, and comedy and meme sites the two are getting utterly destroyed. For example, one member said that one of the fine brothers' meth addict looking eyes couldn't be shown on youtube because Steve Buscemi has prior art. The real problem people see is first, they're "franchising" out something they don't own in the first place (a video format as opposed to their actual brand name) while secondly potentially preparing to sue everyone who reacts to viral videos in a similar way to their common format. Well guess what, anyone and everyone can make a "let's play" and it's a similar format because in the US you can't patent or trademark or copyright general presentation formats.

    1. Re:the other side of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've also been losing ~100000 subscribers a day for the last 2 days, which isn't much compared to their ~14 million subscribers, but sustained for a while it could start adding up.

    2. Re:the other side of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well guess what, anyone and everyone can make a "let's play" and it's a similar format because in the US you can't patent or trademark or copyright general presentation formats.

      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/16/01/10/1651233/sony-attempts-to-trademark-lets-play

      That doesn't stop them from trying.

    3. Re:the other side of the story by waspleg · · Score: 1

      You're right but since YouTube aka Google can do whatever the fuck they want their site and it's the biggest one on the internet that effectively means stomping on a bunch of people's freedom.

      As long as they're serving these bullshit automated DCMA takedowns and providing basically 0 recourse for those effected they're not much better than any other despotism.

  25. Thought Ownership by Art3x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Intellectual Property, translated from Latinate words to Anglo-Saxon ones, is Thought Ownership. Then the absurdity is clear.

    Of all the I.P. laws --- patent, copyright, and trademark --- trademark to me made the most sense. I don't want another company calling itself Apple Computer. Trademark, then, is just like namespacing, just common sense.

    But here I see that even that can be abused. It just goes to show that any law in the category of intellectual property should be sharply restricted, dealt with as if it had a big radioactivity symbol on it.

    As for patents, they should just be completely obliterated. I have never seen a patent where I said, if we didn't grant this patent, we would never have got this thing invented. The inventor would have been too scared.

    As for copyright, I can't yet say it should be obliterated. But the current terms are way too long. 30 years tops.

    As for trademark, like I said, it just helps fight confusion, but still it should be dealt with with the utmost contempt for the requester. It would be better to hold off on granting one, and see what happens, than to grant too many. This is nothing but abuse by the Fine Brothers to unfairly stomp out competition.

    1. Re: Thought Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With any law, ask yourself, am I willing to jail and possibly kill for the intended result? Disagreement with the law typically ends up there if you seriously disagree with it.

      For smaller crimes ask if you're willing to put someone on the street if they disagree. A $100 speeding ticket can end up there if someone refuses to participate with the legal system because they disagree with the law.

    2. Re:Thought Ownership by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Patents were introduced so that people would publish the idea rather then keep it secret for ever - It does not do this

      Copyright was introduced so that people could make money out of an idea they had to reveal in order to use - It does not do this in most cases

      Trademarks were to stop people passing off an inferior copy and damaging an established brand - It still does this but not when it is not established or a known brand

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    3. Re:Thought Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Copyright was introduced so that people could make money out of an idea they had to reveal in order to use - It does not do this in most cases"

      I don't know if this is what you meant to write here, but it's wrong. Copyright isn't about ideas, it's about exact copies of works.

      Copyright was introduced mainly so that a publisher would have to pay the author of a book. Otherwise, it's hard to see how anyone could make a living as an author. It works: we have professional authors.

    4. Re:Thought Ownership by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      As for patents, they should just be completely obliterated. I have never seen a patent where I said, if we didn't grant this patent, we would never have got this thing invented. The inventor would have been too scared.

      While I generally agree with the sentiment of your post, you probably forgot about drug development, which can take billions of dollars.

      Without patents, some drugs / therapies would simply never be developed. At least, not without a more robust way of doing it with state funds.

    5. Re:Thought Ownership by butterchaos · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you have just formulated a brand new drug that cures a rare and deadly disease. You decide to be a humanitarian, and so you release the formula to the world for free (because screw patents, right?). You've done a good thing. Now all of the big pharma companies will scoop it up and start selling it. After all, they got it for free. -- Unfortunately, this is not how things would actually work. In reality, you have just doomed your drug and all of the people who it could have saved. The reason for this is that clinical trials are expensive. Very expensive. This creates a situation where if a company decides to start working to get your drug approved, they are shouldering all of the cost. As soon as it is approved, all of the other drug companies are now also free to produce cheaper generic versions of the same drug since they will not have to recoup the investment costs. A drug that finds itself in this kind of limbo is called an Orphan Drug (link). It is so hard to convince companies to go through the process of exploring drugs which cure rare diseases, that in these cases the government often has to intervene and enhance the patent protection or else nothing would happen. Patents don't just serve as an incentive to innovate. They also allow the owner to write off initial investments that would not otherwise be made.

  26. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Fine Bros gets fined.

  27. I guess I'm officially old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know who the fuck Fine Bros are but there have been reaction videos way before Goatse existed. I'll enjoy seeing the reaction they have when this shit is rejected.

  28. Calling Dr Howard by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

    Calling Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53KcqITIPlA

  29. Patent the genome..patent words... =P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to try to patent the word "president" it would really help my retirement fund =P

  30. Stupid Youtube by p0p0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is content producers on Youtube are actually losing money because their title has the word "REACT" in it and the contentID that automates detection of infringing videos are tagging these videos so the creators are losing their ad revenue and getting strikes against their account.
    Another problem is that these guys have millions of subscribers so their a big revenue stream for Youtube so they have of course sided with the Fine Brothers.
    The Fine Brothers didn't create this kind of content. They are nowhere near the first to use it but they are still basically taking ownership of other people's ideas.

    I've subscribed to uploaders who've had these problems and Youtube is notoriously difficult to deal with because you have to prove you're not stealing, instead of the accuser having to make a proper case.

    Just today I saw a video of a quad-copter being attacked by a hawk, and it was uploaded by the original owner but the video was flagged by some Korean news agency as theirs even though they had no relation to the video aside from using it in their broadcast. The big stinker is that the uploader was donating the ad revenue to a charity and so they've lost out on a couple grand already.
    The system Youtube is using is very flawed but they don't seem to care about the grief and frustration they are causing users.

    The most satisfying thing is a live stream of the Fine Bros current number of subscribers and the number just kept plummeting by 20-30 every few seconds.
    Schadenfreude.

    1. Re:Stupid Youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are so right. I am a volunteer fire fighter and posted a training video of my team putting out a fire at a training facility. I was contacted by youtube and informed that the music in the video was a violation and the video was removed.

      The only sound in the video? The roar of the fire and the spray of the water being made by, you guessed it, the live fire and then water coming out of the hose nozzle!

      Filled out their form explaining that there was no music in the video only the naturally occurring sound of fire and water. Guess what happened? I bet you did, youtube didn't care and never responded and my video never went back up!

    2. Re:Stupid Youtube by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That's one problem with using a free service. They have no incentive to do anything for you that might cause any trouble for them. If you had a genuine contract for hosting, they'd be liable to you for taking down the video. They could avoid all liability then by taking down the video and putting it back up in a prescribed manner based on the claim and your counterclaim, but since they have no liability to you in any case they don't bother.

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  31. Trademark does not equal patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A trademark doesn't mean no one else can use it. It just means someone else can't use it in a commercial enterprise that competes with the mark holder. IANAL, but it is something close to that. In other words, this story is a tempest in a teacup.

  32. Re:This trademark application just needs a challen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you'll find many people conflating an operating system to a style of reaction videos. They're two different fields of endeavor.

  33. So What? by rssrss · · Score: 2

    Words that are merely descriptive may not be trade marked. 15 U.S. Code  1052 (e).

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    1. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I thought as well.
      Otherwise Doritos would be able to trade something stupid lake tortilla chips.

  34. What about... by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    What about "Slash dot react"?
    Caution here... "Let's get ready to fumble" next sunday.

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  35. That's why you can't get near him... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    All the haters...

    "I have just as much right to that goldmine, now that it's worth something!" -- Charles Foster Kane's drunken, worthless father

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  36. You've probably seen them on YouTube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you fucking serious?

  37. Seeing vs Saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's evident that there is a huge problem when people segregate what they see and what they say.

  38. Trademarks ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you cannot trademark just one word. Microsoft tried to trademark "Windows" and was told NO because it is one word and a common word. Wouldn't "react" be the same thing???

    1. Re:Trademarks ?? by gnupun · · Score: 1

      "React" is kinda rare. But if trademarking common words is okay, I'm going to trademark the word "the".

  39. Livestream of their subscriber count... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  40. Re:"Merely descriptive" not allowed. React will di by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is actually not that they're trying to trademark the word, it's that they're already cozy with YouTube and are using whatever influence they have there to issue DMCA take downs with impunity. And the beauty of YouTube is that it's a private entity and can take down content for whatever reason it wants, for instance when one of their cronies who brings in a shit load of viewers doesn't like something.

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  41. Rescinding by iONiUM · · Score: 5, Informative

    The fine brothers were losing like 200k subscribers a day over this, it was very unpopular. It appears they are rescinding their attempt: their post about it

    1. Re:Rescinding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big deal. They have over 13,000,000, and this exposure has given them massive coverage to boost subs to kids and dweebs that simply do not understand or even care.

      Come back when they're down to 200k subs.

    2. Re:Rescinding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, i wanted to drop my subscription when i read this slashdot topic...

  42. It is Over by snkline · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fine Bros have backed down. https://medium.com/@FineBrothe...

    1. Re:It is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats Slashdot, for once again being several days late to "report" on something. And just hours before the trademarks were being announced for abandonment.

      Pathetic.

    2. Re:It is Over by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      No good enough. They deserve to be run out of the business.
      An action should have an equal opposite reaction.

    3. Re:It is Over by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot is not now nor has it ever been CNN. You want CNN, it's thataway--->

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    4. Re:It is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot is not now nor has it ever been CNN. You want CNN, it's thataway--->

      No. CNN is thataway <---.

      It's Fox News that is thataway ---> (and I think you'll find it's actually more like thataway ----––-–-–-––-–-–-–-–-–-–-> )

    5. Re:It is Over by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      It's sad when Americans think that CNN is anywhere at all to the left of, say, Benito Mussolini.

      "But with research... there's hope for a cure."

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    6. Re:It is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Backed down"
      FTFY.

      You think they will be backing down over the person that made Seniors React?
      Or the bunch of other people that have directly lost money as a result of their improper flagging?

      I'd happily support a kickstarter to have the fuckers sued for double the money + expenses to all involved.

    7. Re:It is Over by houghi · · Score: 1

      https://i.imgur.com/idasVMZ.jp... and there are others. They are scumbags and the excuse is too little to late.
      A live counter: http://www.livecounts.x10host....

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    8. Re:It is Over by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Considering that Mussolini was a leftest, that isn't saying much.

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    9. Re:It is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot lags about a week behind reddit.com/r/technology

    10. Re:It is Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mussolini wasn't a "leftest". Nor was he a leftist.

  43. Late to the party. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Why are submissions reviewed and approved so incredibly slowly? This story is already practically over, except to see what the fallout is (that is, how many people accept the apology).

    I'm not blaming the new owners, it has been like this for years. It's obviously not for dupe prevention, that's for damn sure.

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  44. Again Slashdot is way too slow on the news update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is internet time we work on, you have to be quick and yes, thorough to be a good news site. Slashdot has failed at this in both regards.

    Not only had they tried to create something that they developed, produced and grew into a brand recognizable as such, but they have already taken down the trademark applications. https://medium.com/@FineBrothersEnt/a-message-from-the-fine-brothers-a18ef9b31777#.733tpzdoy

    The concept that you seem to have missed is the regular creation of series for entertainment. How many shows out there have such generic titles that are trademarked as a way to stop people from just ripping off the title, concept, and format to water down a brand to the point nobody would know what they're watching? Most TV shows have generic titles that rely on the protection of trademark to offer some protection for the work that goes into creating them. Offering some level of niche exclusivity is what attempts to keep the market in less than total chaos. Weather you agree about the quality or levels of effort for each endeavor, is not really what this is about. It's the right for someone to be able to create something and then retain some control over how their creation is identified from all the other stuff around it. How would you feel if there were thirty-three shows out there called Firefly but only one of them was made with the authorization of Wheadon. Sifting through the chaff and trying to find the thing you want even with all the google keywords would be a nightmare. You would always have to be checking the author for everything to make sure you got the version you wanted. And all the crap with the same name would turn so many people off it would have a much lower following than if it could stand just a little apart with a distinct name in it's area of application.

    Disregarding the merits of trademark, if you try and build something and don't like trademark it's not like you can try and avoid it. Others could get a claim on the name and if they won, push you out of your own niche that you created. That's why you would have to file and defend your mark even if you didn't want to. Otherwise you run the risk of building up all this content, recognition, and support only to have some douchebag come in and push you out.

    But the internet doesn't think of things complexly and so they already did a 180 and rescinded their trademark and will hope for the good will instead of real protection for the content they have been creating that obviously entertains people. There's a market even if you don't like the topic. So people will watch, they may still create, but the incentive for them to build it further is removed since they couldn't use the system without getting bashed for basic protection in a world that requires it with the current laws.

  45. the context is "react" in the title of an internet by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    the context is "react" in the title of an internet video.

    slashdot did not misunderstand anything.

    Maybe you think that the intent was merely to protect their video titles.. well, duh, that is the intent. the intent is to suppress anyone else making react(in the title) videos for youtube or other streaming sites.

    if you think that is fair use of trademarks then.. well, good luck. but don't post your reaction to this online in a video.

    yeah, so sure you can still make a book called Parents React to Slashdot, though I'm still pretty sure they would sue you for it.

    it's fucking stupid and it's just internet fishing at it's worst right now. whats worse is that they're claiming this pretty much after the fact that youtube is already filled with thousands of reaction videos and were filled before they started making their stuff too.

    it's like coca cola co. trademarking "refreshing".

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  46. Enough is enough, in going to put an end to this. by tandavanadesan · · Score: 1

    I'm going to trademark the word "trademark" and forbid our use in any notices, letters, or terms and conditions.

  47. Here's a suggestion to fix trademark laws by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Whenever someone files a frivolous patent or trademark, you get to punch him in the face until his nose is inverted.

    That should make the problem one that solves itself pretty fucking quickly.

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  48. Here's a promise to fix these two gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hereby pledge that if i ever see these two people in real life, and recognize them, i will run up to them and kick them in the balls. If i get arrested for it, i can only say that it will be worth it and i don't give a shit.

  49. Revolutionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reactionary trademarking not so Fine, brother.

  50. Fine Borthers by drewsup · · Score: 1

    I think Larry needs a slapping from Moe..

  51. I think it started with apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple. The Beatles. and Then apple, some weird tech company. The McDonalds.com, which was originally owned by a Mr. McDonald and he was using it as a family or family name website. Hmmm. In the very early days of the internet websites were known by a numerical address, IIRC (don't count on it), more like a phone number. And I thought of a brilliant idea: have your website address be a word, or words, like my name (I'm a professional). I should patented the idea! Then ICAN comes along, and takes away McDonalds.com and gives it to a pink slime pusher. And generally the fix was: big entities get their name, and small fry will and did have their names taken away. Oh, yes, there were also cybersquaters, but there really were people using names like bowie.com for things like bowie knives.(RIP David Robert Jones).
    But now, after 20 plus years of turning over perfectly good words to corporations I predict the following: it may already be possible to write a sentence where every word is has been Trademarked. Contest, anyone?

  52. Twice? by maelkum · · Score: 1

    "Parents React," "Celebrities React," and "Parents React"

    Can you get a trademark twice for the same thing?

    1. Re:Twice? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Can you get a trademark twice for the same thing?

      For the same name, sure. Just in different markets. Coca-Cola has like thousands of trademarks on the name Coca-Cola, covering it's use on soft drinks, attractions, games etc.

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    2. Re:Twice? by maelkum · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that. Thanks.

  53. Oops... we may have pissed a few people off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really enough to just apologize for attempting a hostile takeover of a word? Maybe most people will forgive them. I personally think they should have to answer for everything prior to the apology. At the bottom of their apology page (https://medium.com/@FineBrothersEnt/a-message-from-the-fine-brothers-a18ef9b31777#.um2yg0pm9): "The author has chosen not to show responses on this story. You can still respond by clicking the response bubble." Probably the smartest thing they've done in a long time! (haha -- On a side note, apparently I'm posting as "Anonymous Coward" -- but that's not intentional... I just don't have an account. So -- anonymous coward it is.)

  54. Re:"Merely descriptive" not allowed. React will di by N1AK · · Score: 1

    This is the important point. I'm not sure I like making 'react' a trademark here even though it would only apply to web video, because it seems overly broad and I don't think there's a risk of confusion requiring such a generic trademark; however the real issue is that DMCA take-down requests can, and invariably are, used to take down a huge number of things that the person sending them has no right to restrict.

    I'd love to find someone who did some form of reaction video before these guys, and fund DMCA takedown requests for all of Fine Brothers crap to make a point, however given how cozy they are with YouTube I doubt they'd be inconvenienced much.

  55. Remeber how they took down "Seniors React"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of you defending the Fine Bros, remember how they struck down a show called "Seniors react" before they even had any of these trademarks (and crucially a few weeks before starting their very own "Elders React".Yeah, the show was somewhat similar in feel to their established "Kids react" but not to the pint of "using their entire format", which is the only situation in which they claim they will take action. Meanwhile they are deleting any comments that dare mention "Seniors react"

  56. HEY TIMMY by The+Eight-Bit+Link · · Score: 1

    This would be a great opportunity to show off what a great editor you are, and update this article with this link where the Fine Bros. announced they are backing off their trademark claims since they announced it too early.

  57. Slashdot always days behind the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have already retracted all claims. Way to be behind the curve Slashdot. You used to be cool, what happened man?

  58. I wonder if the trademark office can Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Emergency_Associated_Communication_Teams

    1. Re:I wonder if the trademark office can Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does an amateur radio wacker organization have to do with youtube videos?

      You can have multiple trademarks on the same term in unrelated industries.

  59. Delayed news but up to a weel or two Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never disappoint me Slashdot. It is good to know that if I missed some crap online you never fail to repost it a week later..
    This issue has been going on everywhere for a good week and the finebros turds went back on their plan due to backlash from the web about a day or so ago.

  60. Youtube has no discretion under DMCA, but provides by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > cozy with YouTube and are using whatever influence they have there to issue DMCA

    Any takedowns would either be under the DMCA process OR Youtube could choose what they host. The DMCA process leaves no room for Youtube to make a judgement; they just follow the process, they aren't the judge and jury. Once they receive a DMCA notice, they have to do the temporary takedown*. Here's the process mandated by DMCA:
    Complainant notifies hoster (Youtube), providing specific information.
    Hoster notifies publisher (person who posted the video).
    Hoster temporarily takes down the material.
    Publisher may counter-notify hoster.
    On receipt on counter-notice, hoster puts the material back online.
    Complainant may sue in federal court.
    Upon initiating federal proceeding, complainant notifies hoster.
    Hoster takes it back down if a federal suit is in process.

    The counter-notice step isn't as well known as it could be. It means that if anyone files a DMCA notice against something you posted, you can simply reply saying "no, it's not infringing" and the material goes right back up.

    * If Youtube chooses -not- to follow the DMCA process, THEY become liable to whichever side wins. They sometimes do that in clear cases of fair use, if the person posting the video waives their right to sue Youtube for helping them. Here's an article about that:
    http://techcrunch.com/2015/11/...

    ** Wondering how someone who posted a video could sue Youtube for helping them? Imagine you post something which actually DOES infringe the copyright of some popular movie. The movie studio immediately notifies Youtube, so under DMCA Youtube should take it down immediately. Suppose they don't. It stays up for a year. Then the movie studio sues you for infringement, and wins a judgement against you for $2,000 per day. Youtube's "help" just cost you $720,000.

  61. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I HATE their all their stupid "reacts" videos. Even the thumbnails of all the heads annoy the crap out of me.

  62. How does one fight youtube anyhow? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I uploaded a video to Youtube a decade ago. Now, it's being taken down due to a supposed copyright violation. However, Youtube won't tell me what it is I am infringing, the email claims I have to log into my "channel" to find out what the issue is.

    I do not even have a "channel" -- and I can't even remember what name/password combination I used to upload the video, because it was a FREAKING decade ago!

    I faxed them for more information and they basically sent back a letter that matches their original email. I have to log into my channel.

    One thing I discovered is that it's really easy to file a DMCA claim on Youtube, almost nothing is required. Disputing a claim is almost impossible. Sounds like a system ripe for abuse. I'm waiting for a disreputable law firm to start claiming ownership of every video on Youtube.

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  63. My Trademark: /[\w\s]+[\u2122\u2120\u00AE]/g by tomxor · · Score: 1

    All your trademarks are belong to us...

    Seriously though why doesn't someone just do some automation on the Oxford English dictionary to stop this stupid system.

  64. No by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    I have never seen them on YouTube.

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  65. Everything by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Everything must be owned- every word, every phrase, every idea. Nothing can be unclaimed, everything must be owned.

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  66. Trademarks by ADRA · · Score: 1

    Sue aggressively or loose your rights. Either they will sue people into the ground and lose any love of the public, or don't sue them and loose their trademark rights..

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  67. Oh no! by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can't use React JS anymore?

  68. Too late for this bandwagon by wardrich86 · · Score: 1
    You guys slept on this article for so damn long. Pretty sure the outcry has been since what - Friday? Saturday?

    Literally 1 day after /. finally got around to publishing this, the Finebros have rescinded their claim stating:

    We realize we built a system that could easily be used for wrong. We are fixing that. The reality that trademarks like these could be used to theoretically give companies (including ours) the power to police and control online video is a valid concern, and though we can assert our intentions are pure, thereâ(TM)s no way to prove them.

  69. Trademark Youtube Titles For Views by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who trademark Youtube video titles just to gain views are dirty damn whores. What's the bottom line? Money? Whores.

  70. 200,000 subscribers later by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    ...they just announced they're rescinding all trademark claims. I don't think those 200,000 subscribers will be returning.

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