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Clinton Campaign Chair: 'The American People Can Handle The Truth' On UFOs (usatoday.com)

An anonymous reader writes: In what seems like an April Fools' Day prank story but is surprisingly real, Hillary Clinton's campaign chair, John Podesta, says that he has convinced Hillary Clinton to declassify as many documents as possible related to Area 51 and UFOs. On the matter of alien visitation, Clinton has previously stated that "I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure." Meanwhile, Democratic rival Bernie Sanders has been dismissive of UFO talk. And on the other side of the isle, everyone surely already knows how likely Republican nominee Donald Trump feels about illegal aliens. "The U.S. government could do a much better job in answering the quite legitimate questions that people have about what's going on with unidentified aerial phenomena," said John Podesta, who was also a chief of staff to President Bill Clinton.

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  1. Well that would be refreshing by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ANY truth out of that campaign would be a breath of fresh air, so it might as well be about the lack of aliens. Which of course nobody who thinks there's hidden information will believe, so they might as well lie about that, too.

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    1. Re:Well that would be refreshing by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hillary and The Truth haven't been getting along for years, their differences are irreconcilable.

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    2. Re:Well that would be refreshing by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if the truth is that Monica is an alien?

      Slick Willy pales in comparison to James Tiberius Kirk.

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    3. Re:Well that would be refreshing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
      This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
      However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

      See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things .

  2. the e.t. vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    She is just trying to get votes. 50% of Americans believe we have been visited by extraterrestrials, that is a large voter base worth going after. It takes very little effort for her to make a campaign promise like this that she does not even need to keep. And, garners her potential votes that could tip the scale when it comes time for the election. Welcome to politics 101.

    1. Re:the e.t. vote by king+neckbeard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think it's more likely about a good distraction. Get that conversation riled up to draw attention away from anything scandalous that would prevent her from getting elected.

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  3. Truth is simple. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Area 51 was some Air Force cold war projects. Used some vaguely humanoid looking dummies for some radiation effects study and bombings. Some sketchy reports and leaks from confused lower level workers in the base gave rise to the rumors. Once the town and some of the businesses realized how lucrative it was, they stoked the flame.

    Face it, any fool can ask questions. Asking questions is not difficult. Answering it is difficult, and it is impossible to wake up someone pretending to be asleep.

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  4. Re:WTF. by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, he was talking about the other side of the isle. Pen Island, to be exact, where they sell pens online through penisland.com

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  5. Alien UFOs and the laws of physics by MegOnWheels · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think there are three basic options and a fourth most likely one.
    1. 1 We are the first technologically intelligent species.
    2. 2 We are the last technologically intelligent species.
    3. 3 The universe is so dam big that the probability for any technologically intelligent lifeforms to ever come into contact is near zero.
    4. 4 It is a cover story for military aviation R&D.

    I personally go with the last option.

  6. Panama Papers distraction by sethstorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    John Podesta, who was also a chief of staff to President Bill Clinton and CEO of an organization implicated by the Panama Papers.

    UFO's are just a distraction compared to recent events.

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  7. Re:Extra-Trumpestial by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 3, Funny
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  8. Playing with Google Rank by bussdriver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MOST LIKELY, he noticed just like I did, that googling his name puts UFO ranked higher. So he is trying to influence his google ranking to have recent UFO related results attached to his name rather than Panama.

    I remember Bill Clinton's Chief of staff over a decade ago talking about how he looked into UFOs early into Bill's years in office and Bill told him to see if he could find anything. In the interview I remember him saying he found nothing but also felt like he was getting the run around by the system. This is either still a thing for him or it is a tactic being employed again.

  9. Re:Why the jab at Trump in the summary? by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was about the Isle Of Lucy.

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  10. That is a unique campaign promise by speedlaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Vote for Hillary and learn the truth about UFOs ! Now, I have seen it all. Also, I don't trust her to actually tell me.

  11. John Podesta? Putin's man in DC? by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is not exaggeration. John Podesta is literally (not figuratively) a registered lobbyist for Vladamir Putin's bank, as shown by the recently released Panama Papers:

    Russia’s biggest bank uses The Podesta Group as its lobbyist in Washington, D.C. Though hardly a household name, this firm is well known inside the Beltway, not least because its CEO is Tony Podesta, one of the best-connected Democratic machers in the country. He founded the firm in 1998 with his brother John, formerly chief of staff to President Bill Clinton, then counselor to President Barack Obama, Mr. Podesta is the very definition of a Democratic insider. Outsiders engage the Podestas and their well-connected lobbying firm to improve their image and get access to Democratic bigwigs.

    Which is exactly what Sberbank, Russia’s biggest financial institution, did this spring. As reported at the end of March, the Podesta Group registered with the U.S. Government as a lobbyist for Sberbank, as required by law, naming three Podesta Group staffers: Tony Podesta plus Stephen Rademaker and David Adams, the last two former assistant secretaries of state. It should be noted that Tony Podesta is a big-money bundler for the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign while his brother John is the chairman of that campaign, the chief architect of her plans to take the White House this November.

    Sberbank (Savings Bank in Russian) engaged the Podesta Group to help its public image—leading Moscow financial institutions not exactly being known for their propriety and wholesomeness—and specifically to help lift some of the pain of sanctions placed on Russia in the aftermath of the Kremlin’s aggression against Ukraine, which has caused real pain to the country’s hard-hit financial sector.

    It’s hardly surprising that Sberbank sought the help of Democratic insiders like the Podesta Group to aid them in this difficult hour, since they clearly understand how American politics work. The question is why the Podesta Group took Sberbank’s money. That financial institution isn’t exactly hiding in the shadows—it’s the biggest bank in Russia, and its reputation leaves a lot to be desired. Nobody acquainted with Russian finance was surprised that Sberbank wound up in the Panama Papers.

    Though Sberbank has its origins in the nineteenth century, it was functionally reborn after the Soviet collapse, and it the 1990s it grew to be the dominant bank in the country, today controlling nearly 30 percent of Russia’s aggregate banking assets and employing a quarter-million people. The majority stockholder in Sberbank is Russia’s Central Bank. In other words, Sberbank is functionally an arm of the Kremlin, although it’s ostensibly a private institution.

    And yes, he's Hillary Clinton's campaign manager. no conflict of interest there...

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