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Sorry, There's Nothing Magical About Breakfast (nytimes.com)

Is breakfast the most important meal of the day? Plenty of people certainly believe that, but according to a new report, that notion is based on "misinterpreted research and biased studies." The New York Times has run a piece authored by Aaron E. Carroll, a professor of pediatrics at Indiana University School of Medicine, who looked into numerous studies -- and found flaws in them -- to conclude that breakfast isn't as important after all. (Could be paywalled; alternate source) He writes: The [reports] improperly used causal language to describe their results. They misleadingly cited others' results. And they also improperly used causal language in citing others' results. People believe, and want you to believe, that skipping breakfast is bad. Carroll also points out a conflict in many of such studies: most of them have been funded by the food industry. He concludes: The bottom line is that the evidence for the importance of breakfast is something of a mess. If you're hungry, eat it. But don't feel bad if you'd rather skip it, and don't listen to those who lecture you. Breakfast has no mystical powers.

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  1. Proof of opposing hypothesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if the debunkers have provided evidence that supports their position that breakfast is unimportant and can be skipped? Just because the "proof" for a hypothesis is debunked, does not automatically mean the opposite of the hypothesis is true.

    1. Re:Proof of opposing hypothesis? by The-Ixian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have never been a breakfast guy. I am just not hungry in the morning unless (somewhat ironically) I eat a lot just before bed.

      As a matter of fact, if I do eat breakfast, I find it much harder to wait until lunch because I get very hungry around mid-morning.

      Other that what I stated above, I have never experienced any difference between eating breakfast and skipping it. I perform the same either way.

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    2. Re: Proof of opposing hypothesis? by Hylandr · · Score: 2

      There are two sides to every debate and no progress will be made until both sides are able to converse intelligently on the topic without marginalizing the source material or each other.

      In the meantime there *are* people profiting from this mess and all debate like the above does is to generate page/ad views. Nobody in the media wants the rage to end because when it does so does the ad-impressions.

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    3. Re: Proof of opposing hypothesis? by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about the people currently making billions out of denying climate change? Big oil has a huge stake in convincing people that saving energy is irresponsible.

  2. In other news... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I typically don't have breakfast until 2.5 hours after I wake at 4:30AM and ride the express bus for 25 miles to work, getting my large skinny vanilla latte and breakfast sandwich at the cafeteria. Better to have breakfast after I'm done traveling in the morning. No risk of getting motion sickness and hurling on someone.

    1. Re:In other news... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So, you spend pretty much 5 hours (2.5 hours each way) a day just traveling back and forth to work?!?!?

      Nope. I get up at 4:30AM, I'm at the bus stop at 5:45AM, I'm at the cafeteria at 6:45AM, and I'm at my desk at 7:00AM. Going home can take 60 to 90 minutes to get home, depending on traffic conditions. I'm usually home by 5PM at the latest.

      That's a LOT of life you're giving up there man.

      I'm paying an extra $70 per month for the express bus to have someone else drive me through hell and back on the freeways. Meanwhile, I'm reading The Wall Street Journal in the morning and an ebook in the afternoon.

      To get up that early...what time do you crash at? 8pm?

      I usually fall asleep between 8:30PM and 10:30PM to get eight to six hours of sleep.

    2. Re:In other news... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      What started out as a curious interest at the end of my work day has turned into quite the disturbing thread...

      Oh well at least I ticked off the shit I didn't need to know list this week.

  3. Breakfast has no mystical powers. by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes it does. It led Kellogg and General Mills to a bottomless pot of gold.

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    1. Re:Breakfast has no mystical powers. by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

      Lucky Charms are magically delicious.

    2. Re:Breakfast has no mystical powers. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      I am not sure where the magical powers of breakfast came from.
      The most mythical thing about it is the fact that you hadn't had anything to eat usually in over 8 hours. So breakfast begins your normal eating schedule again.
      Either it being 5am or 1pm. I expect there is more problems for people who sometimes skip breakfast and sometimes do not. It isn't breakfast but trying to keep your body on a schedule.

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    3. Re:Breakfast has no mystical powers. by irrational_design · · Score: 2

      Nothing says "Good Morning!" quite like crunchy marshmallows.

  4. I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Big Breakfast has been trying to get people to eat a big breakfast for years!

  5. Finally! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been working out on an empty stomach in the mornings for years, only to be criticized by armchair specialists about how bad or impossible this is... There's plenty of reserve energy floating around the human body and there's nothing miraculous about physical activity on an empty stomach.
    You think our ancestors woke up to a fully stocked refrigerator every morning?

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    1. Re:Finally! by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think our ancestors woke up to a fully stocked refrigerator every morning?

      Of course not! Don't be an idiot, refrigerators are a relatively new invention.

      Our ancestors woke up to a fully stocked wooden box every morning.

    2. Re:Finally! by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've experimented with intermittent fasting. One of the benefits (besides weight loss) is that you feel sharper, more perceptive when you're a bit hungry. It's mind-altering, like taking a nootropic drug that actually works. Once you've tried it it makes extreme calorie restriction seem a bit more attractive.

      The medical advice we've had I think overstates the evidence by equating any hunger with starvation, which are two different things. Starvation is your body cannibalizing itself to avoid death. Intermittent hunger is a normal and benign state; it's nature's signal to get off your ass and find something to eat.

      The problem, as I like to say, is that evolution has gifted each one of us with an awesome mammoth killing machine, which we use sitting at a desk all day a few steps away from a refrigerator stockpiled with calorie-dense foods. And since we're not accustomed to normal hunger, we jump up and shove our face full of thousands of calories (surprisingly easy to do) because we think we're starving. So the grain of truth in the "never go hungry" philosophy is that if you aren't prepared for an occasional hunger pang, if you aren't going to be able to behave reasonably in the presence of unnatural quantities of unnatural foods, then you'd better avoid ever feeling hungry.

      Hunger is stress -- like exercise. When you first start a strength training regime, you probably can't imagine you're doing this to your body. But you adapt, and you can take levels of stress that would have been impossible to tolerate at the beginning like they're nothing.

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  6. Skip it by krray · · Score: 3

    I personally never eat breakfast -- during the work week.

    I'll eat a minimal lunch (always left overs = free mortgage payment per year :). Oh, wait, I don't have a mortgage anymore because I did that...

    On the rare weekend days that I do eat breakfast I'll skip lunch altogether. I'm not hungry.

    Dinner, for me, IS the most important meal -- and in many cases the ONLY meal I'll eat for the day.

    No, I don't snack either. The funny thing is per US BMI fatso rules I am considered over-weight too boot. Of course they have always said that about me since grade school. I've always ignored it all. Even my doctor looked me up and down and said, "No -- you're just fine. Keep doing what you're doing."

  7. No food magic at all by Kohath · · Score: 5, Informative

    Any magic things you hear about food are usually false:

    - Sodium isn't bad for you (unless you have a special condition).
    - High fructose corn syrup isn't significantly different than regular sugar.
    - Aspertame has no significant health effects.
    - Fat isn't bad for you.
    - You don't have old undigested meat in your gut.
    - You don't need 8 glasses of water per day.
    - [Food item XYZ] isn't "brain food"
    - Caffeine doesn't cause heart problems
    - You don't need X servings of Y food per day
    - Health food isn't much better for you than regular food
    - Eggs don't give you a heart attack
    - Organic doesn't mean healthy. Neither does natural.
    - Chemicals are not bad for you.

    1. Re:No food magic at all by baboon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (I am not a doctor or nutritionist, but I read what I can and watch the whole spectrum of Netflix documentaries, from the obvious to the eccentric.)

      That's not a bad list, but...

      - Sodium isn't bad for you (unless you have a special condition).

      Sodium levels in the body can be fairly independent of ingested sodium. Some people can retain high sodium (and have high BP) even if their salt intake is very minimal. A prescription can bring that sodium down to safe values. But yes, for a lot of people, sodium intakes seems to be of only minimal consequence.

      - High fructose corn syrup isn't significantly different than regular sugar.

      I thought there was that issue where HFCS doesn't trigger the fullness response in the same way as plain sugar, provoking people to consume more. Has that been debunked now? But nutritionally, I generally treat all the "added sugars" as the same. Try eliminating all added sugar for a year and then eat an apple. They taste awesome.

      - Aspertame has no significant health effects.

      I don't eat anything that tastes awful, so I haven't even looked into it. And also, I don't trust anything "unnatural" (using my definition).

      - Fat isn't bad for you.

      In reasonable amounts. Also, I'm still buying into the whole olive oil versus crap oil thing.

      - Caffeine doesn't cause heart problems

      For some people, it can cause heart palpitations. That seems like a problem to me.

      - Health food isn't much better for you than regular food

      If "regular food" is what most people eat, then I think there is a big difference. But if you mean brown eggs versus white eggs, than probably not. The brown shells are better, though, because they're a little easier to spot in the frying pan.

      - Eggs don't give you a heart attack

      The only thing that I got from that big China study was that eggs looked pretty good and
      that eating only 1-10 servings of vegetables PER YEAR (in two provinces) was really bad. Those same two provinces were also the only places where anyone drank a considerable amount of milk and that was used for some very sketchy claims against dairy.

      Doctors tell me that ingested cholesterol only accounts for like 5% of your blood levels, so if you're doing a Cool Hand Luke on a regular basis, your probably pushing your luck.

      - Organic doesn't mean healthy. Neither does natural.

      If "organic" means no-pesticides, then I'm all for it, where I can afford it. "Natural" on the package doesn't mean anything useful and it probably will always be a junk marketing term. I use "natural" to mean anything that you could find while wandering around on the planet. Of course, then, arsenic is natural, so that isn't a good enough criteria by itself.

      I try to stick to buying food with one ingredient. It's not a perfect rule (I like vinegar in my pickles), but I think the intent is solid and it is a good mantra in the grocery store.

      - Chemicals are not bad for you.

      See arsenic.

    2. Re:No food magic at all by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      Specific substances are bad in specific doses -- and sometimes for people with specific conditions.

      But this is just a fatuous way to weasel out of the overly broad statement you made earlier, that chemicals are not bad for you. The prospect of drinking a bottle of ammonia aside (as that would be silly), mercury and lead can both enter your body via a "normal" diet through various means, and neither is ever good for you, in any quantity.

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    3. Re:No food magic at all by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      I always understood the logic to this to be that basically the water keeps your stomach full so you don't feel as hungry. Plus the net benefit of drinking/processing it since it has no calories.

      It's just the artificial quantity that's usually the objection. Eight glasses? Where did they come up with that? My stomach may just be smaller than yours, so it's easier to achieve the same effects you describe. It is generally accepted that water aids your body in the elimination of waste in various ways, so drinking it is good for you. But there's no set amount ... generally speaking, if you feel thirsty you are dehydrated, so you need to catch up on your water intake (and improve your habits). Otherwise, sip some water throughout the day and you should be fine.

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  8. Sorry, there's nothing magical about clickbait by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are going to work your balls off, you'd better eat breakfast. If you are going to sit on ass all day, you can probably skip it, unless you're hungry. You can now skip this article, and every other article like it. Tada!

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    1. Re:Sorry, there's nothing magical about clickbait by Livius · · Score: 2

      If you are going to work your balls off, you might want to also consider other lines of work.

  9. Irony by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    I find it ironic that in an article about how imprecise and loose language led to the notion that breakfast is somehow special compared to other meals, the summary uses the term magical and the article uses the term mystical.

  10. Re:Don't agree by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My own observation is that obese people tend to skip or have a very light breakfast. They then make up for it by having a big lunch, dinner and then snacks right up until bedtime. I've always felt that you should be a little hungry when you go to bed, then have a good size breakfast in the morning. Improves sleep, and sets you up for the day, with only a light lunch and dinner required. I also find that it prevents you from feeling tired in the afternoon.

    My observation is that obese people eat snacks. Blaming it on breakfast or no breakfast is a diversion.

  11. Re:Don't agree by GLMDesigns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's nothing magical. It's not when you eat. It's calories in versus calories out.

    Want to lose weight?

    Find out your BSR (what you need just to survive) .
    Count calories.
    Try to eat well (within the range of calories)

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  12. Is there anything magical about sleep? by geekmux · · Score: 2

    Yes, I ask the question about sleep mainly because I know of exactly zero humans who have ever managed to achieve that whole 8-hours-of-sleep shit on any regular basis, and yet we seem to survive and thrive.

    I think the whole point of driving the importance of breakfast has less to do with forcing people to eat at a certain hour, and has more to do with the fact that your body hasn't consumed any fuel at that point in roughly 10 - 12 hours, and things start to go downhill for most humans with regards to energy levels and overall alertness after a certain point of no food or drink. This tolerance to avoiding varies from individual to individual, thus no "studies" are necessary, only personal experience.

  13. Breakfast IS magical by pr0t0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bacon is served at breakfast more so than other meals. Magic.

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  14. Re:Don't agree by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some do, others eat healthy foods, but their bodies have betrayed them. For some of us it's easy to stay fit, so we can easily make the mistake of thinking obese people are gluttons. Some are, and alcohol abuse often plays a role in this, but others exercise and eat healthy food, but can't lose weight. There are even obese vegetarians.

  15. Re:Oh, sure by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    But there is! Feed a lot of it to your grandpa who has arteriosclerosis and an unexpected windfall will be coming your way!

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  16. That's What They Say Today by chipschap · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My wife, who had a long career in medicine, often says about changing ideas on what's good and bad for you, "That's what they say today."

  17. Re:Don't agree by GLMDesigns · · Score: 2, Informative

    Losing weight and keeping the weight off is simple. Ignore everything but calorie in and calorie out.

    At 5'10" and 200 pounds your BSR is in the 1900 calorie / day range. (Look it up).

    Figure out how much you exercise (walk, stairs, gym, bike, etc..) and work with that.

    Keep you calories under that amount and you will lose weight. Above you gain.

    Eating one meal or 10; after 8PM or not; it's the calories that count.

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  18. Re:Don't agree by GLMDesigns · · Score: 2

    Ultimately for weight loss it really is in the long run. Now eating healthy is best.

    But if you eat under your required daily maintenance level you will lose weight. Even if your diet is twinkies and rum.

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  19. Re:Don't agree by chipschap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many of the above postings are indirectly saying that metabolism is individual, and while some "collective" rules may make sense (get some exercise, don't overeat), not everything generalizes. I suspect breakfast is one of those non-generalizable things.

    We all have to find out what works best for us. I find that a small breakfast prevents me from being overly hungry at lunch and then eating more than I should. A large breakfast might have me skipping lunch and being overly hungry at dinner. I'm in the multiple small meals category, but I don't pretend this applies to everyone.

  20. Re:Don't agree by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

    I am obese by all measurements. I weigh about 250lbs but I am not super fat. I do not eat breakfast, I don't snack while I am at work and I eat 2 very sensible meals a day. There are people I know that are much skinnier than I am, that eat 2-3x as much as I do. I also exercise a fair amount by necessity since I don't own a car and use my bicycle for everything. I can sprint for a few city blocks without too much trouble and I am never winded after climbing stairs 6 flights of stairs (which I do several times a day).

    So, yeah, I suppose I fall into the "obese-non-breakfast-eating" crowd but I don't think that cramming more food into my body first thing in the morning (when I am not hungry) is going to help slim me down.

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  21. Re:Don't agree by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some do, others eat healthy foods, but their bodies have betrayed them.

    The New York Times had an article on a scientific study of the 2009 Biggest Loser contestants who regain their weight because their metabolism slowed down while dieting (expected) but their metabolism never recovered (unexpected). If they ate the normal calories for their height and weight, they would be eating an extra 400 to 800 calories that their body wants to regain the lost weight.

    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/health/biggest-loser-weight-loss.html

  22. Re:I have better things to do in the morning by Hylandr · · Score: 5, Funny

    4chan containment failure detected.

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  23. Re:Oh, sure by tomhath · · Score: 2

    Feed a lot of it to your grandpa who has arteriosclerosis and an unexpected windfall will be coming your way!

    That's also been debunked. Meat and fat don't cause problems; a high carb diet is far worse. So to carry out your plan, feed him pancakes with plenty of syrup.

  24. I miss the Food Pyramid by T.E.D. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone else here old enough to remember the Four basic food groups, one of which was entirely taken up by Dairy, which a lot of humans flat out can't digest properly at all? After a while (and a lot of embarrassing gastrointestinal distress), they decided that was BS and created the Food Pyramid. The basic idea of that one was that you should be eating a metric shitload of breads. Today we call those "carbs", and these same types of people will tell you to avoid them like the plague.

    Point being that nutrition "experts" have a long proud history of being completely full of shit. They'll even admit it. But that was before. They're right this time.

    Breakfast thing being case in point. Young people should probably be fed if they are hungry, but if they aren't its usually downright stupid to force food on them. For older people this goes triple. I found with advancing age that my metabolism has slowed down to the point where if I try to force even 2 meals a day on myself, I gain weight. That's bad. Much, much worse than just eating only the 1 or 2 times a day I'm actually hungry.

    1. Re:I miss the Food Pyramid by ledow · · Score: 2

      There are no set number of meals that are correct. We're hunter-gatherers. We eat when we're hungry, that's it. Everything about "three square meals" is bollocks that originated in Victorian times (along with "no elbows on the tables" - also bollocks, and not 'rude', even the Queen does it).

      Same for any categorisation of foods into groups of any numbers. Nutrition experts are paid to tell you about nutrition. Unless you die from malnutrition or throw up everywhere, it's hard to prove them wrong.

      But the number of people who don't eat when they are hungry, drink when they are thirsty, sleep when they are tired and wake when they are awake, and adjust accordingly to any problems they know they have, is fucking amazing.

      Honestly, people, ignore all the crap and just get on with your lives.

    2. Re:I miss the Food Pyramid by Archtech · · Score: 2

      Point being that nutrition "experts" have a long proud history of being completely full of shit. They'll even admit it. But that was before. They're right this time.

      Actually, nutritional advice began very slowly and badly in the 18th century (and earlier), reached a pretty high level or accuracy in the first half of the 20th century, and then went all to hell in the 1960s and 1970s. Probably because of the influence of money and power.

      The first scientific research on nutrition was funded by industrialists who basically wanted to know what to feed their workers to get the maximum work for the minimum cost, without the workers dying too young or being unable to breed and raise their own replacements. In the 18th century steam engines were the latest and greatest technology, and a lot of good science was being done on the physics of heat engines and thermodynamics. So the nutritional investigators burned various foods in a little furnace and measured the heat given off: calories! (actually kilocalories, but it's the idea that matters). Guess what they recommended as the very best possible food? Sugar! Pure energy, none of those wasteful extras like protein or fat or fibre or vitamins and minerals. I don't think anyone who adopted that diet would have thrived.

      In 1863 - while the American Civil War was in full swing - a London funeral director named William Banting wrote and distributed his "Letter on Corpulence" which you can easily find in full on the Web. I strongly recommend reading it; it is quite short and to the point. To quote Wikipedia, "Banting [re]counted all of his unsuccessful fasts, diets, spa and exercise regimes in his past, then described the dietary change which finally had worked for him, following the advice of a physician. His own diet was four meals per day, consisting of meat, greens, fruits, and dry wine. The emphasis was on avoiding sugar, saccharine matter, starch, beer, milk and butter. Banting’s pamphlet was popular for years to come, and would be used as a model for modern diets". Banting's successful diet would be quite acceptable to most of today's low-carb high-fat (LCHF) or Paleo nutritionists and is quite close to Atkins too.

      Until WW2 and later, everyone knew that Banting's advice was correct. For health, eat meat, fish, green vegetables, a little fruit and dry wine; if you want to get fat, eat bread, pastry, cake, potatoes, pasta and other starchy and sugary foods. Then, in the 1960s, a new wave of nutritionists seemed to decide that fame and fortune lay in contradicting everything their predecessors had said, and turning it on its head. And the obesity and sickness that continues today set in.

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  25. Yet another myth by Archtech · · Score: 2

    Well I haven't eaten what is normally known as "breakfast" for about 7 years. (Of course, as it is technically defined as when you "break your fast", your first meal of the day is breakfast even if eaten at 10 pm). For what it's worth, I have noticed absolutely no ill effects of any kind.

    Instead, following the recommendation of a growing number of nutritionists and doctors, I eat two meals a day at approximately noon and 6 pm. That's ample for someone of my age (late 60s) and conveniently allows for an 18-hour semi-fast between dinner and the following day's lunch. (I don't count coffee with lashings of double cream, although strictly it has quite a few calories).

    The idea that you have to eat every few hours or you run out of blood sugar and faint has certainly been debunked. And anyway, it makes no sense. After a decent meal, it takes the food over an hour even to be liquidized in your stomach - before it can move on to digestion proper - and then your guts take 12-24 hours to extract most of the nutrients. So it's fairly obvious that you are getting nutrients drip-fed into your blood all that time. And indeed, it's very easy and painless to fast for 24-72 hours, because by the time the food in your intestines has been thoroughly absorbed, your body has automatically and transparently shifted to burning body fat. When I fast, I sometimes feel mild hunger pangs a couple of times the first day, but from the second morning a different (and very enjoyable) state sets in: no hunger, no indigestion, no feeling of fulness at all. It's almost as if you were without a digestive system for the time being, which gives it and you a rest. Incidentally, this is an ideal state to be in if you want to get a lot of work done without interruptions. If you can get into flow, you can work steadily for hour after hour without getting any hassle from your body.

    What most of us mistake for hunger is a conditioned reflex, which we have set up to hit us at "mealtimes". Real hunger manifests as tiredness, and may be hard to recognize at first if you are not used to it.

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  26. Re:Oh, sure by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    There are almost equal numbers (of studies and people) on each side. Anyone who claims one or the other is in a religion, not thinking rationally. The only logical conclusion is "it's complicated".

  27. Re:Don't agree by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    Ignore everything but calorie in and calorie out.
    At 5'10" and 200 pounds your BSR is in the 1900 calorie / day range. (Look it up).
    Figure out how much you exercise (walk, stairs, gym, bike, etc..) and work with that.

    But none of that works. Calorie out is a guess that's immeasurable. Calories in is also not measurable (unless you make 10 of every meal, and measure the calories in 9, eat 1, and measure the calories in your poop). So the theory is correct, but the measures are useless.

  28. Free Cholesterol Test by Dareth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My grandfather told me to watch out for those so called, "free cholesterol test". He said, "That test cost me my bacon!"

    Side note, he lived to be 91 years old. ~ 30 years after the test.

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    1. Re:Free Cholesterol Test by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      No one ever stops eating bacon. People are merely told to stop eating bacon.

  29. Re:Oh, sure by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only solution is to say "sod it" and eat a bit of everything. Or say "sod it completely" and eat a lot of everything.

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  30. Re:Don't agree by maharvey · · Score: 2

    Now that's what I call breakfast!

  31. Re:Oh, sure by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    "I only eat discarded tennis shoes. High fiber and good for the environment."

    And because they taste better than kale.

  32. Re:Oh, sure by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    The low fat part being debunked is also BS, or at least highly misinterpreted data. People read what they want to read from scientific studies.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/health...

  33. Re:One Guy by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah yes, congress, the wise men and women of the scientific world.