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TSA Replaces Security Chief As Tension Grows At Airports

HughPickens.com writes: Ron Nixon reports at the NYT that facing a backlash over long security lines and management problems, TSA administrator Peter V. Neffenger has shaken up his leadership team, replacing the agency's top security official Kelly Hoggan (Warning: source may be paywalled) and adding a new group of administrators at Chicago O'Hare International Airport. Beginning late that year, Hoggan received $90,000 in bonuses over a 13-month period, even though a leaked report from the Department of Homeland Security showed that auditors were able to get fake weapons and explosives past security screeners 95 percent of the time in 70 covert tests. Hoggan's bonus was paid out in $10,000 increments, an arrangement that members of Congress have said was intended to disguise the payments. During a hearing of the House Oversight Committee two weeks ago, lawmakers grilled Mr. Neffenger about the bonus, which was issued before he joined the agency in July. Last week and over the weekend, hundreds of passengers, including 450 on American Airlines alone, missed flights because of waits of two or three hours in security lines, according to local news reports. Many of the passengers had to spend the night in the terminal sleeping on cots. The TSA has sent 58 additional security officers and four more bomb-sniffing dog teams to O'Hare. Several current and former TSA employees said the moves to replace Hoggan and add the new officials in Chicago, where passengers have endured hours long waits at security checkpoints, were insufficient. "The timing of this decision is too late to make a real difference for the summer," says Andrew Rhoades, an assistant federal security director at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport who testified his supervisor accused him of "going native" after attending a meeting at a local mosque and that TSA's alleged practice of "directed reassignments," or unwanted job transfers were intended to punish employees who speak their minds. "Neffenger is only doing this because the media and Congress are making him look bad."

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  1. Bonuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can such failures even get their pay checks, let alone bonuses?

    USA, land of the corrupted.

    1. Re:Bonuses? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      What's the mod category for "Sad, but true"?

    2. Re:Bonuses? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I just use insightful for those cases. It seems to be the most fitting.

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    3. Re:Bonuses? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The plan was to get their budget boosted by delaying travel at all airports. See congress cut their budget last time because they claimed their pre-approved thing would help cut the need for manual screening. Of course they didn't count on the fact that most people didn't want to submit biometrics and pay $80 a year to be able to save a minute or two and still have to do all the same screenings.

      So in their brilliant plan to get the budget money back they decided to slow the lines down. I'm not sure how stupid you have to be to think that would actually work.

    4. Re:Bonuses? by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to submit your biometrics to both the US and Canadian governments you can get it for $50 for five years. Well worth considering you also get the equivalent of an ez-pass for driving across our northern border.

      While I've only saved 5 minutes at my local (and other small) airports, at SJU the time saved was over a half hour!

    5. Re:Bonuses? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Yea it only costs you the FBI having all your biometric information and putting it into their database forever. That is not a cost I'm willing to pay. When DNA sequencing gets cheap enough they'll probably start sequencing your entire genome and sticking that in the database as well.

    6. Re:Bonuses? by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      All US DHS took from me was fingerprints. The Canadians took a retinal scan. Nothing more intrusive was needed, and my fingerprints were already on file due to work, so one more database makes no difference. For me the only "cost" was the cash and the time spent filling the forms out and interviewing.

      While trust in the government isn't all that high, most people trust in the fact that they're too boring for anyone to care about them to misuse the information.

    7. Re:Bonuses? by djnforce9 · · Score: 1

      I wondered the same thing. Another case of an overpaid schmuck who neither deserves his wages nor does he know what he is doing and airline customers suffer for it while he lives the life of luxury.

      Forget removing him though, the whole TSA system is useless and needs to be dissolved. It failed most of the tests where fake weapons made it through but it sure annoys countless passengers rather successfully. Likewise, it has not foiled a single terrorist plot to date.

      Why does this even exist??

    8. Re:Bonuses? by slavdude · · Score: 1

      How can such failures even get their pay checks, let alone bonuses?

      (Cough*)Carly Fiorina(Cough*)

  2. How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by schwit1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And have the TSA pull out?

    1. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better yet, shut down DHS all together since apparently they're nothing more than a multi-trillion drain on tax dollars.

      When have they ever thwarted a terrorist threat that wasn't set up by them in a sting operation where they themselves supplied a mentally ill degenerate with explosives?

      Never.

    2. Re: How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by amias · · Score: 1

      How about using a login Spartacus

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    3. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      And have the TSA pull out?

      Pulling out implies that they're fucking us.

      Oh wait..

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    4. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Are Americans _completely_ convinced the Fourth Amendment is dead? I thought there were still some who held on to such fanciful notions. Are you sure the mission is accomplished?

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    5. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I heartily support this message.

    6. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Considering voting is kind of meaningless since we don't have the millions and billions needed to bribe congress and the president to restore the Constitution, I don't see any thing really changing in this country until we reach that tipping point and the citizens revolt...

    7. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Whose mission?

      The government police state? They're getting closer every day...

      The citizens and their Constitutional rights? Far from "Mission Accomplished"

    8. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by mpercy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

    9. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      They rigged up the DHS so it can't be shut down without taking out a swath of real, useful agencies. DHS controls things like Federal Protective Services, which handles the federal witness protection program as well as security at non-military federal campuses and installations. You don't want FPS to go away, but if you get rid of DHS without doing some major restructuring first, you'll accomplish exactly that.

      When private companies pull this trick, it's called "vendor lock-in". DHS isn't going away unless the entire US government goes away. Learn to deal with that.

      Congress put those bits into the DHS, they can pull them out of the DHS. I'll even bet they have some of their own stationary hanging around.

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    10. Re:How about declaring 'Mission Accomplished'? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      That's crazy talk.

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  3. Set a ceiling by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Mandate that if wait times exceed one hour, the TSA is required to let all travelers through without screening until the lean clears.

    That is a balance between there being some possibly security someone would have to traverse with a bomb or what have you, and actually letting people make flights.

    It would also eliminate the massive human backlog the TSA is creating at every airport which we all knew for years, and now we ESPECIALLY know after brussels, are the juiciest targets.

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    1. Re:Set a ceiling by Edis+Krad · · Score: 2

      One hour?!
      Anywhere but in the US spending more than ten minutes waiting to walk through a metal detector is unacceptable.

    2. Re:Set a ceiling by PAjamian · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's a bad idea. All a terrorist would have to do is watch the line and wait for it to get long enough, or know the peak times that they can get in line and just waltze right through with no screening at all.

      What they need to do instead is randomly pull passengers from the line and direct them through the fast track line instead so as to ease the load on the line and make it move faster. That way there is still a random chance that any passenger will get fully screened, and if you're not selected to be fast tracked you can't avoid the screening, but it has the effect of speeding up the queue which is drastically needed.

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    3. Re:Set a ceiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Having lived in Asia for the last decade or so, and having travelled extensively in the area as well as to Europe, including countries as diverse as Vietnam, Australia, India and France, I do believe that I have waited longer than 10 minutes, but not much longer than that.

      What I hear coming out of the US sounds like a bad nightmare to me, and I hope I don't have the misfortune to visit there any time soon.

      Also, if the TSA is so important, wouldn't you see an enormous number of attacks originating from outside the US? But we don't. I wonder what that means?

    4. Re:Set a ceiling by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All a terrorist would have to do is watch the line and wait for it to get long enough, or know the peak times that they can get in line and just waltze right through with no screening at all.

      All a terrorist has to do right now is walk up to the line at the time of their choosing, at any airport in America, and press a detonator button. Boom, lots of dead people. And yet this isn't happening. Not because of any heroic TSA screening efforts, mind you; that line is outside the secure area, and always will be by definition. There just aren't that many bogeymen out there.

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    5. Re:Set a ceiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I think the terrorists have taken jobs in the TSA and are now engaged in a Denial of Service attack on our travellers (by not letting them get through security in time to catch their flights). Seems like we are all now (justifiably) terrified of not making our flights...

    6. Re:Set a ceiling by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Mandate that if wait times exceed one hour, the TSA is required to let all travelers through without screening until the lean clears.

      Bad idea. A terrorist group could just then plan their attack for a busy time where there would be long lines, which at the moment is just about any time. To be successful they only need a single person to get passed security.

      I say we revert to pre-9/11 protocols. There would be a metal detector and a volatile chemical chemical sniffer for the passengers, luggage would get x-rayed and hand searched if anything suspicious showed up. This also requires people that are educated and properly motivated. The security screeners need to be college educated and payed well. Oh, and they need to have the authority to act rationally instead of merely meeting the requirements of a checklist.

      There should be no more checks for identification for domestic flights. No more limitations on reasonable sizes of liquid containers. (A 16 ounce water bottle should not be an issue, carrying a gallon of milk does seem not only odd but a hazard if it shifts about in flight.) Don't take pocket knives, nail clippers, scissors, or plastic toy hammers.

      No searching of luggage without the owner present, we've seen rampant thievery from people within the TSA and people need to be confident that their luggage is secure. Here's another thing about TSA policies that are contradictory, the rules on firearms in luggage. People are permitted to have a firearm in checked luggage. If a firearm is present then it must be shown to be unloaded and in a locked container to which only the owner has a key, no "TSA approved" locks. This is where things get contradictory. The TSA is allowed to screen luggage randomly, without the owner present, and even cut the lock of the luggage if the lock is not TSA approved. Since the luggage is not marked there is no way for a screener to know beforehand if the luggage contains a firearm or not, it is in fact illegal under federal law to mark luggage in a manner that would indicate it has a firearm inside. As passengers are still allowed to use non-TSA locks on any luggage then any bag with a non-TSA lock may have a firearm in it. Once the lock is cut the TSA is not required to place a new lock on it. If the TSA requires luggage not containing a firearm to have a TSA accessible lock then by definition any luggage with a non-TSA lock will contain a firearm, thereby flagging that bag as containing a firearm.

      The only solution to this is to treat every bag as if it contains a firearm. Every bag is to have a lock that only the owner may open. No bag is to be opened except in the presence of the owner. It may be x-rayed but the lock must remain intact. I know this would suck for the TSA since they would have to find the passenger that owns any suspicious luggage before they can open it but I don't care. Their job is not only to make sure that nothing dangerous gets on the plane, they are also supposed to make sure that the luggage is on the same plane as the passenger.

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    7. Re: Set a ceiling by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That would certainly work, but rest assured that the higher ups would use that as a lever to reduce the number of TSA goons to the point where they are so few that they could never get their job done in time... which would also speed up the queues, since then the smart ones would simply wave everyone through.

      Yes, your idea is sound. We could still have the security theater that we all like so much and TSA agents would finally turn from nuisances into glorified passenger welcoming service (smile and wave, boys, smile and wave...), but at least they wouldn't cause a problem anymore.

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    8. Re:Set a ceiling by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's basically what a terrorist would have to do right now, so where's the difference?

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    9. Re:Set a ceiling by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Erh... you ARE aware that we're already at the point where passengers miss their planes. Unless you happen to run a hotel next to an airport I cannot see any reason for your suggestions to be good ones.

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    10. Re:Set a ceiling by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Well, except for Stansted airport. Regularly only have a third of the security gates operational, with a >45 minute wait to get through.

    11. Re:Set a ceiling by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      All a terrorist would have to do is watch the line and wait for it to get long enough, or know the peak times that they can get in line and just waltze right through with no screening at all.

      All a terrorist has to do right now is walk up to the line at the time of their choosing, at any airport in America, and press a detonator button. Boom, lots of dead people. And yet this isn't happening. Not because of any heroic TSA screening efforts, mind you; that line is outside the secure area, and always will be by definition. There just aren't that many bogeymen out there.

      To be accurate this is what happened recently in Belgium so there are 'some' bogeymen out there.

      As well, the TSA procedures aren't there to protect the people but to protect high value targets that the bogeymen might try and fly into.

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    12. Re:Set a ceiling by PAjamian · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree, but the solution proposed above isn't a good one. The lines need to be sped up to avoid this scenario, but this needs to be done in a way that does not allow an easy free pass for terrorists to enter the secure area of the airport. You can allow people to pass through with lighter security measures but it needs to be done randomly so that no one can predict if they will be subject to the full security measures or lighter ones. To just let everyone through if the lines get too long is not the solution.

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    13. Re:Set a ceiling by peragrin · · Score: 1

      You do realize that is an even bigger waste, as it isn't hard to rent a small jet attack the pilot after take off and crash it into a building. Private planes don't have TSA screeners.

      a gulf jet full of fuel will do a number on a skyscraper.

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    14. Re:Set a ceiling by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      You do realize that is an even bigger waste, as it isn't hard to rent a small jet attack the pilot after take off and crash it into a building. Private planes don't have TSA screeners.

      a gulf jet full of fuel will do a number on a skyscraper.

      Word

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    15. Re:Set a ceiling by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Be careful what you wish for. Terrorists have already started attacking the area outside the secure zone and other soft targets like sports stadiums in Europe.

      I do wonder why this sort of attack is less common in the US. Is it because the US is only accessible from the middle east by air? But surely there are enough home-grown terrorists in a country that large, or they would just cross the southern land border.

      Random kids shooting up schools have a higher body count than terrorists do. It's not like guns are hard to get hold of.

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    16. Re:Set a ceiling by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Screw doing that at airports, if you want to hit Americans where they they really feel the fear, Walmart or your local mall on Black Friday/Thursday

    17. Re:Set a ceiling by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      .....kicking them out of NATO

      Done! No need to thank me

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    18. Re:Set a ceiling by houghi · · Score: 1

      What do you mean that this is not happening. That is exactly what happend in Brussels. They exploded themselves at the check-in, before any check has been done.

      In the first few days after opening Brussels, they had the people waiting outside before the first initial check. Had they done anything there, the count would have been much higher.

      Now they have an initial check with just your boaring card and other checks later. As far as I can tell from the flights I took from Brussels before and since is that they are trying to reduce the concentrqtion of people qs much qs possible.

      Interesting is that while in Belgium an official ID is obligatory, the only place I have to chow it when traveling inside Schenen is at the gate.and nowhere else.

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    19. Re:Set a ceiling by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Be careful what you wish for. Terrorists have already started attacking the area outside the secure zone and other soft targets like sports stadiums in Europe.

      I don't think anyone is "wishing for" this, except for a TINY number of insane people.

      I do wonder why this sort of attack is less common in the US.

      Umm, "this sort of attack" isn't "COMMON" in Europe either. There have been a few high-profile isolated incidents. There have also been a few high-profile isolated mass shootings, etc. in Europe in recent years. Neither of these things qualifies as "common."

      And the reason they are "less common" (i.e., DON'T EVER HAPPEN) in the U.S. is because the idea that there are tens of thousands of terrorists just ready with the desire AND the means to attack the U.S. at any moment is -- and has always been -- a myth.

      Look -- do you even remember what things were like in the U.S. after 9/11? I do. For months, people were rationally scared of just these sorts of things. They weren't just afraid of planes being hijacked, they were afraid of people with bombs OUTSIDE the security zones at airports, so they put extra security in effect at many airports even extending outside the outer doors to the airport.

      People were afraid of terrorists doing all sorts of thing -- blowing up Times Square, putting poisons in unprotected water supplies to cities, even blowing up your local shopping mall. I had a very good friend who had heard about all the people talking about these sorts of things on the news, and he was afraid to go to malls -- he avoided them for months after 9/11. Yet none of this happened, and the public gradually forgot about it.

      If there were anywhere near the number of terrorists the TSA wants us to believe there are, there would be all sorts of things blowing up all over the U.S. Take a look at a country that actually had SERIOUS terrorism -- Israel, England at the height of the IRA activity, etc. Then you'd have suicide bombers getting on a bus in a major city, or walking into a large crowd... this stuff is NOT hard.

      But, as you point out, it doesn't happen in the U.S. The only people who actually attempt to get on planes and do something are STUPID terrorists who can't even figure out there would be so many more easy ways to cause mayhem.

      TL;DR: (1) If there were terrorists, bad stuff could happen anywhere. (2) It doesn't, so there aren't that many terrorists. Q.E.D. (3) The only terrorists we might hope to protect against through enhanced TSA security are the most stupid ones -- anyone actually interested in planning a serious attack would never target a plane in the U.S. when there are so many easier targets.

    20. Re:Set a ceiling by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Also, many people have argued that effective terrorists don't try to do damage, but instead try to elicit a reaction. In the grand scheme of things, killing a handful of people doesn't do much damage to a civilization. However, if you can kill that same handful of people in a manner that's shocking and sensational enough, you might cause a large overreaction, and that overreaction by the civilization might do quite a lot of damage. It's kind of like a bee sting. By itself, a single bee sting won't kill you-- unless you're allergic, in which case your body's own overreaction will kill you.

      So with minimal effort and money, a terrorist will kill a few people, and in response we'll panic, vote idiots into office, and spend billions/trillions of dollars on various forms of ineffective "security", and then declare ourselves to have won the exchange.

    21. Re:Set a ceiling by eam · · Score: 1

      But how will the TSA randomly decide who should go through different screening. Oh yeah, now I remember:

      http://loweringthebar.net/2016...

    22. Re:Set a ceiling by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 1

      That happened to me at BWI a few months ago. The line was super long, stretching down a long hallway. As I got closer to the front, the TSA folks were randomly pulling people through the fast checkout line. I got selected and rolled through without taking my shoes or belt off. From that day forward, I bought the precheck. Yeah, I know I'm a sucker, but the convenience and time saved is well worth 85$ every 5 years.

    23. Re:Set a ceiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      $85 bucks to prove you're an UnAmerican Government Apologist, Police State Supporter, Surveillance Nazi, and Stasi Documenter.
      FUCK YOU!

    24. Re:Set a ceiling by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The small companies that own and rent private jets probably refuse to rent to Arab men from the middle east.

    25. Re:Set a ceiling by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      That would be great because obviously the second tier of airport security monitoring cameras would see anyone lingering waiting for the line to clear, then when they tried to pass pull them aside for extensive screening... thank you Mr Terrorist for outing yourself!

      But as someone already said, in reality what my plan does is simply limit how many people can be killed at once in the lines which is now the more likely attack vector.

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    26. Re:Set a ceiling by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      "The small companies that own and rent private jets probably refuse to rent to Arab men from the middle east."

      As opposed to the Arab men from elsewhere?

    27. Re:Set a ceiling by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You mean $85 to smuggle whatever the fuck he wants onto an aircraft? Sounds like a decent deal to me.

  4. Terrorists 3, US Govt. 0 by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    You do realize they laugh? They would be everyone but the one getting their ass searched. How can stupidity and paranoia morph into what is waiting for you at an airport? Laughter is the best medicine.

  5. Re:How 9/11 happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You fucking idiot, 9/11 is WHY there IS a TSA, it had no role in prevention.

  6. Heck of a job, Brownie. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> TSA administrator Peter V. Neffenger has shaken up his leadership team

    Translated: thrown his #2 under the bus in the hopes he gets blamed for the #1 guy screwing up.

    More realistically, the command to slow down came from the top, to put political pressure on Congress to increase the TSA's budget. (Remember all the news stories crying about "not enough staffing" a few weeks ago?)

    It's really time to disband the agency, only now it will be impossible since there are entrenched federal jobs.

    1. Re:Heck of a job, Brownie. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >> It isn't a power play to increase their budget

      I disagree.

      First, the whining about Congressional budget:
      "Long airport-security lines are a symptom of Congress' budget-cutting mantra" - April 18, 2016
      https://www.minnpost.com/community-voices/2016/04/long-airport-security-lines-are-symptom-congress-budget-cutting-mantra
      "With many travelers missing or nearly missing their flights, we can fix this problem in the long term by increasing the funding for TSA to do its job..."

      Then, when Congress forks over some taxdollars, a half-hearted "this might help but we could use more" with most of the money going to pad existing employees paychecks in the form of overtime
      "Help is coming for long airport security lines"
      http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/12/pf/tsa-reallocation-approved-airport-security-lines/
      "TSA, asked Congress last week to be able to shift $34 million to increase the number of officers at airports... Around $26 million would pay for additional overtime and part-time hours, and around $8 million would go toward the hiring of 768 officers"

      Which is followed by more whining:
      "T.S.A. Offers New Measures Intended to Cut Airport Gridlock This Summer"
      http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/tsa-airport-security-lines.html?_r=0
      "The long wait times we're seeing now are a direct result of Congress’s failure to give T.S.A. the money it needs to do its job," said J. David Cox Sr., the president of the American Federation of Government Employees, which represents airline screeners.

      Which is why it still looks like the game was to shake down the travelling public until they asked Congress to open up the checkbox. Only they fucked up this time by getting too greedy and pissing too many important people off.

    2. Re:Heck of a job, Brownie. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      At least they'd be fondling phones instead of kids.

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    3. Re:Heck of a job, Brownie. by grumling · · Score: 1

      Well sure. Someone releases a report showing that the agency lets 95% of the bad stuff through. "OK" says management, "You want effective screening? You got it!" Word goes down from the boss to scrutinize everything that comes down the conveyor belt with a fine tooth comb. Wait times skyrocket.

      Meanwhile, the next head of DHS is having lunch with a lobbyist who's representing a company with yet another high tech sensor system that will cost millions but still not work, or cause skin rashes in 50% of the people tested, but is guaranteed to keep the lines moving.

      MORE MONEY MORE MONEY MORE MONEY!

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    4. Re:Heck of a job, Brownie. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      just simple incompetence.

      Wrong... It's Simple Sabotage.

      You all need to reverse that old meme... The government is acting maliciously

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  7. Corruption + security theatre == profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entire TSA thing seems to be a farce and a fraud, little more than security theatre as so many security specialists have described it over many years. I suspect the TSA knows this too, but they probably don't care or they'd have done something about it by now.

    Indeed, their main interest in practice may be to siphon American tax dollars into contractor pockets and nothing else. Their real goal clearly isn't effective security nor dollar efficiency nor streamlining public air transport, so what explanations are left?

    In an organization built upon such flawed foundations, it's almost natural that the top honchos are lining their own pockets with ill-founded bonuses. The whole thing stinks from top to bottom.

    1. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've a set of rocks I'm selling, they are known to keep tigers away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Interested?

    2. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No need to hijack planes anymore. Mission accomplished.

    3. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many hijackers has the TSA caught? I don't seem to remember any.

    4. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TSA's lack of effectiveness in maintaining security was described in TFS:

      a leaked report from the Department of Homeland Security showed that auditors were able to get fake weapons and explosives past security screeners 95 percent of the time in 70 covert tests.

      I know, I know, that was in TFS, which you can't be expected to read here.

    5. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Opportunist · · Score: 3

      You have a private business, what did you expect? Every private business has its product as the necessary evil to get money. If nobody cares about the quality of the product, quality will slide to zero if this means you can cut costs and increase revenue.

      That's just a classic case of a government contractor with zero quality control in place.

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    6. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should terrorists waste resources on hijacking planes? The TSA is quite effective at making sure passengers won't get to their destination themselves, so terrorists can use their limited resources elsewhere.

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    7. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, there ya go! They're too scared to even try. No more free trips to Cuba

    8. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, we accomplished that through two important changes. Cockpit doors that lock and passengers that will beat a hijacker to death rather than follow the old advice to sit quietly.

    9. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This.

      The acts of terrorism have already brought about a degradation of the quality of everyone's life in the United States thanks to the knee-jerk, fear-mongering and opportunistic actions of those in positions of power in the US government.

      The only way to win against terrorism is to pick up the pieces, rebuild and go on living life as free individuals. Show terrorist organisations that they cannot effect negative changes within our society.

    10. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      How many hijackers has the TSA caught? I don't seem to remember any.

      That's because they're all too scared of the TSA security procedures to actually try and do anything illegal. /ironyoff

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    11. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by swb · · Score: 2

      I think it was formed for two reasons, one being political -- W Bush wanting to look strong and as if he was doing something about the threat of terrorism. The second reason was to enhance the security state, to create a layer of strong, law-enforcement control in a place where Americans were least likely to object to increased surveillance and searches.

      I think the "doing something" part *may* have had some merit, as airport security screening was somewhat haphazard and non-standard across airports previously.

      Read the excellent book "The Skies Belong To Us" about the rash of hijackings in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Up through that period there was NO security screening at all -- you just walked through the concourse to your flight. Even after a wave of hijackings, airlines didn't want security security screening. They were happy to pay the ransom, get the people and their planes back.

      Fast-forward to 9/11 and you have the byproduct of a somewhat reluctant security screening process with an emphasis on cost containment and passenger efficiency in which there were probably legitimate arguments about its efficacy.

      That the TSA has become another giant bureaucracy with a host of parasitic lobbyists, contractors and vendors is just the natural result of its scale and the internalized belief that its security mandate makes it permanent, along with a self-important status as a quasi-law enforcement organization with national security implications.

      While annoying, the bonus thing seems entirely unsurprising. Incentive pay is one of those MBA concepts from the private sector that you'd expect them to ape, believing its both necessary for staff retention and good for achieving results. That its execution was flawed and political in Government practice doesn't seem to be an unexpected outcome. At least it was $90k and not $9 million.

    12. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait hold on. Airport screening used to be done by private contractors, you know back when it was sane. TSA Officers are federal employees! They belong to a federal employee union and work for a federal agency.

      Before you suggest private contracted screening allowed 9/11 consider the attackers used box cutters which were not considered contraband at the time. You or I could have placed on in the little try next to the metal detector and picked it up after we passed through without anyone batting an eye. Everyone was terrified to fly after 9/11 so the bush admin nationalized everything to make it look like someone was doing something. The TSA like the private screeners before it continues to routinely miss contraband almost as often as its tested.

      The sensible approach to the TSA is shut its doors and go back to private screening with metal detectors sans the nudity scanners and pat downs. This is sufficient to deprive morons of thing they are likely to hurt themselves or others with, but would never stop a planed attack by a determined adversary. The TSA is not sufficient either as has been repeatedly shown but its is comparatively expensive and intrusive. We should rely on the real security offered by secure cockpit doors locked during flight. Stronger procedures around personnel screening and air marshals.

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    13. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "The entire TSA thing seems to be a farce and a fraud"

      Get rid of "seems to be" and replace it with "IS" and you are dead on right.

      Get rid of the TSA.

    14. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's what I've been saying since the Patriot Act and the TSA it's ilk were just being introduced, the terrorists won, they destroyed America that day, and our politicians graciously handed them that victory with overreaching paranoid reactions...

    15. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      That's just a classic case of a government giving the contract to the lowest bidder, and not providing appropriate oversight.

      FTFY...we got what we paid for.

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    16. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think it was formed for two reasons, one being political -- W Bush wanting to look strong and as if he was doing something about the threat of terrorism. The second reason was to enhance the security state,

      Bush's reasoning may have been wanting to look strong but it happened to enhance the security state.

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    17. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 2

      This is exactly the problem: the terrorists won.

    18. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      Yeah? Tell me how many real ones they missed. And once again, how many airplanes were hijacked? If you really want to make flying safe, get rid of the pilots.

      How many planes were hijacked out if the US before the TSA existed? Not very many. Yes, four were hijacked on 9/11/01. But they were allegedly hijacked using only threats and box cutters. The hijackers themselves all passed security checks to get on the planes. Box cutters would today be let through security. So even current TSA rules would not have stopped the 9/11 hijackers. Others have mentioned that any hijackers are not going to be tolerated by passengers anyway. Hijacking has been rendered obsolete.

      So what are we really accomplishing here?

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    19. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 4, Funny

      That reminds me I need to patent my anti terrorist rock. basically a rock with a hole drilled through it so you can put it on a chain/rope/string and attach it to your luggage. The key part is it has to have written on it "Anti-Terrorist Rock" on one side and on the other it has written "More effective than the TSA"

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    20. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by eam · · Score: 1

      Was in New Orleans recently. My wife has some neck problems so I was carrying a reusable ice bag that we could fill with ice at the hotel and use throughout the day. When the ice melted, it had probably about 20 ounces of water in it.

      Before we came home I forgot to empty it and forgot to take it out of the bag. Went right through security with no problem. When I discovered it was there (while on the plane), it was squished against the back of the bag. Probably no part of it was more than 1/2" thick except the cap. I'm not sure what it looked like on the xray...or even if anyone was looking.

    21. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      At this point, all the terrorists need to do is leak "plans" to do something. Then just sit back and watch the politicians and security agencies scramble to prevent the attack. They could let it be known that they've come up with exploding fruit to take down airplanes and the TSA would confiscate all fruit passengers tried bringing aboard. Thanks to the politicians and the TSA, the terrorists' "cost to instill terror" has dropped to nearly zero.

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    22. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wouldn't, as I actually understand that it is impossible for the government to stop all terrorism. However night now if a terrorist were to bomb the huge security lines that the TSA is creating and a loved one were to die in that I would consider suing the government. The reason here is that the actions that the TSA is undertaking currently are making us less safe by providing a large mass of people in a single spot so the government is actively making us less safe. I have written my useless congress critters (Kline, Klobuchar, and Franken) on this issue stating that the TSA's actions are making us less safe but they don't care. What they need are more checkpoints for people to enter the "secure" area of airports instead of fewer but that is not how things are going.

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    23. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Too narrow. I would expand the question be:
      How many terrorists has the TSA caught?
      Unfortunately that answer is the same as the one to your question so it really doesn't matter if it is asked.

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    24. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just to build on what you said, two other factors contributed to 9/11 more than "private security contractors let box cutters on board."

      First of all, pre-911 a hijacking meant you sat down and stayed quiet. The plane flew to Cuba, the hijackers put on a grand show, and then everyone was released unharmed. It was highly inconvenient but as long as you didn't draw undue attention to yourself you were fine. So when the 911 hijackers took over the plane, the passengers understandably figured this was what was going to happen. Obviously, it didn't and when the Flight 93 passengers heard what was going on, they fought back. It might not have saved the plane, but they stood a better chance fighting back than sitting passively. Passengers all know to fight back now and indeed have prevented other attempted hijackings by doing so.

      Secondly, the cabin doors pre-911 weren't sealed. Pretty much anyone could burst in and take over. Post-911, the cabin doors are sealed so this can't happen.

      If we were to revert to pre-911 security (private contractors allowing everything that was allowed on September 10th, 2001) but kept the passenger awareness and the locked cabin doors, we would have all the security we need to prevent another 911. The TSA adds about as much protection as a Magic Terrorist Repelling Rock would.

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    25. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Consider this - the TSA is arguably ineffective at preventing terrorist attacks.

      If one happens everyone will be first in line to sue whomever they can think of - because this is America.

      If we don't have the TSA we've saved billions of dollars and countless hours of degradation, abuse and delay.

      End result is the same - an unlikely terrorist attack. The TSA-less way is a real win for almost everyone.

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    26. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Catmeat · · Score: 1

      Although the introduction of locking cockpit doors had the effect of defeating one security threat, but also introducing a brand new one.

    27. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No I would not the thought would not even occur to me to try an hold anyone responsible other than the F*ing hijackers and the people they work for.

      I might very well be on the steps of the capital trying to talk congressmen into talking military action against the terror groups. If its a domestic actor I might be writing my prosecutor encouraging him or her to seek the death penalty.

      The correct response to terror is swift brutal retaliation. Where by we effect the opposite result of what they terrorist seek. What we SHOULD have done after 9/11 is invaded Saudi Arabia, replaced their government with a military governor of our own and banned the practice of Sharia Law. Then you start handing drivers licenses and firearms to the women. Next you put the entire place under our law code and aggressively prosecute anyone found to be doing something like trying to harassing women who don't want to wear the hijab, charge them with assault and send them to slam for the nice long mandatory minimum.

      If we should the darn terrorist that provoking us actually result in the opposite of their aims and under took a policy of systematically undermining their culture to supplant it with our own whenever attacked we could win this thing. Its not politically correct to say so but American Hegemony resulted in a better world for almost everyone in the late 20th century. We should be seeking to preserve and expand that. multiculturalism has been and will always be a failure. Our culture is superior and it should replace inferior cultures like Islamic monarchies.

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    28. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by torkus · · Score: 3

      That's something the US "security" seems to blatantly miss ... the security lines are easily as good a target as a plane. Hell, they're a BETTER target since you don't actually have to take anything past a security checkpoint to attack them.

      It's why most countries with real security concerns break up lines and queues or have a multi-tiered approach.

      Or, maybe we could just stop interfering in other countries business, attacking them, or telling people how to live their lives. Nah...that's crazy talk.

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    29. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by torkus · · Score: 1

      Not at all.

      I strongly side with individual freedom and responsibility - with the full understanding that sometimes Bad Things do happen. The TSA is effectively useless at stopping them but comes at a huge cost, inconvenience, and negative impact to many companies (well, except TSA contractors and the vendors in airports who now sell $3+ bottles of water).

      It's the same argument I had recently about the bag checks on the NYC subway system. They're useless for anything other than increasing cost and doing "something". Never mind they've caught ZERO bombers. Have they deterred any? Well I guess we'll never know...except for the part where there were also zero bombings in the subway before the bag checks and also there have been zero bombings at stations they didn't have bag checks.

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    30. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by swb · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the increase in the security state was a deliberate outcome.

      Every single Federal intelligence and security was caught completely flat footed and their reflexive argument was "we don't have enough power" to gather the right amount of intelligence to weed these threats out. Without making that argument they were likely exposed to questions of competency, legitimate and otherwise.

      Of course nobody would make the argument that the threat was transcendent and unavoidable, even if it's likely correct because it still exposes you to questions of competency and doesn't expand your power.

    31. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes. Oh sorry, I didn't know I'm letting out a national secret by telling so, I thought that was common knowledge by now.

      But ... that Obama is black is out yet, yes?

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    32. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You can do that too. Just announce on Facebook that you're going on a killing spree in your school and watch everyone and their dog go apeshit.

      No need to follow through with it. Only drawback is that you need a new door after the swat team paid a visit.

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    33. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Uh... no. If you got what you paid for, the TSA goons would carry every passenger on white gloved hands to their plane.

      And I mean THEIR plane.

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    34. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, private contractors are the second worse option, the worst option, which the TSA went for is Unionized Government Employees. The union protects everyone, especially the lazy, evil, and corrupt members, and makes it nearly impossible to fire anyone for anything. You practically have to be on camera raping little girls before you can be fired (suspended, tried convicted and sentenced before actually being "fired") And you can't fire the TSA and replace it when it proves itself absolutely worthless (as in this case).

      The fact is, the TSA is worst case scenario, and another fine example of "government" working hard to extract as much tax payer money as possible.Private contractors would do a much better job, cost less, and have better accountability than the current TSA does. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, and in this case, the pudding tastes like shit.

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    35. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, unstable pilot or co-pilot has been a threat since the beginning of aviation. Had there been no lock, the co-pilot might have been forced to power dive rather than glide to death, but the end result would be the same.

    36. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by sjames · · Score: 1

      If the doors didn't lock, it just means the unstable (co-)pilot would have to choose a faster way to crash the plane, but they could crash it with or without the locking door.

    37. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Because that worked so well in Iraq. :(

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    38. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      One of the costs of freedom *is* the risk of being destroyed at any moment.

      I vastly prefer freedom, even though that risk exists.

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    39. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's not what we did in Iraq. We tried to form a government from the people there and give power to different groups (namely the Kurds and Shias, who didn't have power before). We tried to make that country self-governing and self-supporting with a democratic government.

      What he's proposing is entirely different: he's proposing colonialism basically: a situation where the country would be invaded, and be given a *military* government run by us, not by any of their own people. It's the complete opposite of democracy, it's a government imposed by outsiders using force. Further, he advocates brutally suppressing the country's own culture and imposing ours (or an odd version of ours; we don't hand out free guns to women here).

      It might work, I don't know. But to equate it to the "nation building" they attempted in Iraq is completely false.

    40. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by DaHat · · Score: 1

      That is quite clever: https://anti-terrorism.rocks/

      Alas they look to be sold out... though I wonder if anti-terrorism rocks are on the TSA prohibited list.

    41. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Thats pretty much the bush era playbook. Public money for private companies.

    42. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen some of the crap the NFL players union gets away with? And I can tell you for certain that the UAW sure as shit did...at least back in the 70-80s.

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    43. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      The sensible approach to the TSA is shut its doors and go back to private screening with metal detectors sans the nudity scanners and pat downs.

      Why do you think the "nudity scanners and pat downs" would go away?

      Even before 9/11, there were pat downs - done by the private security screeners.

      The "nudity scanners" were developed after 9/11, so weren't available to those screeners.

      Since 9/11, many places employing private security screeners are using nudity scanners and pat downs. Why? Because the people paying the security companies to provide screeners think that those things increase security.

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    44. Re:Corruption + security theatre == profit by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      consider the attackers used box cutters which were not considered contraband at the time

      Weird. Not long before then, I accidentally left a screwdriver in my laptop case. The screener at the airport confiscated it as being not allowed.

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    45. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Oh please, yourself. Our invasions were not "purely colonial", that's complete BS. A true colonial regime does not try to set up friendly governments composed of the natives, and then give those governments real power. We left Iraq, remember, because the government asked us to (and refused to provide legal immunity to our soldiers). A true colonial government doesn't do stuff like that: they administer the colony with their own people (from the colonizing country), who answer directly to the mother country, not to the colony or its people. There might be some locals involved, but they are subservient to the mother country and its installed administrators. You're probably confused because you're thinking of the American colonies, but those weren't like this; those were British people establishing new territories in the New World (after simply pushing the sparsely-populated Natives out of the way entirely) with governments that answered directly to the Crown. Real colonies are one where the colonizer invades places with existing, significant populations, then uses those people in the new colony's economy for the benefit of the mother country's economy. Africa, and its colonization by European powers around ~1900, is the poster child of this, as is India under British rule.

      What we did in Iraq was not really a puppet regime, it was just a different, and rather neutered regime of the locals. We naively thought we could do "nation building" the way we did in both Japan and Germany in the wake of WWII. We were wrong, because Iraq did not resemble those modern industrial powers in any way.

      And GGP's analogy is more akin to how we won World War 2. Winning takes real brutality that most people can't stomach.

      BS again. We easily won the Iraq war of 2003. It was over in weeks. We completely crushed the Iraqi Army, even though it was one of the largest land armies in the world at the time. It wasn't even close. And we did it without having to be very brutal, thanks to modern weaponry. Where we failed was dealing with the aftermath, and the power vacuum we created there. We tried setting up a fair government that gave the different ethnic groups a part in the government, and it was a failure for many reasons. We overestimated their ability to come together and work together in a single government, and we also wiped out the country's existing power structures in our "de-Ba'athification", and in disbanding the Army which was a complete disaster.

      The whole thing was an exercise in incompetence, thanks to W and his buddy Cheney.

      And remember, we still occupy both Europe and Japan.

      This is just plain ignorant. Having a few military bases does not equal "occupation". Occupation is when you run the government of a foreign country that you've invaded (which is what we're discussing above). We do not run the governments of Japan or Germany in any way, though we do provide some defense services for them.

    46. Re: Corruption + security theatre == profit by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Yes it does, they may not have won "THE WAR", but they won that day and damaged America, probably beyond repair based on what has happened since

  8. Re:Dindu Nuffin by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://stuffblackpeopledontlik...

    That black-hating blog puts the number at 21% But I guess that rounds to 50%, right?

  9. $90K? by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    60,000 employees, a $7.5B budget, and all they have to show for it is $90K in graft?

    If they privatized that train wreck of a federal agency into a train wreck of a corporation, their top brass would be getting millions in unearned bonuses, millions more in golden parachutes, and that's not even counting the embezzlement.

    Government inefficiency at it's worst.

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    1. Re:$90K? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Dude, hush! Our priest is bald, and he's been out in the sun too much and got some sunburn on his dome.

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  10. King has no clothes by Trachman · · Score: 1

    TSA will only be successful when they find individual who will say it loudly and clearly: King has no clothes, and current TSA is a security theater. Without naming the problem, it is not possible to resolve the issue efficiently and effectively.

    Reality is that the median throughput of one TSA checkpoint is approximately 5-6 seconds per person, 20 persons per minute, or 1,800 per one hour, but it could be even faster.

    Another fact is that every passenger pays, $5.60 per check. At that throughput TSA collects approximately $7,000 per one hour through one lane, and in an airport in a terminal there can be 5, 6 or 7 lanes. We are talking about approximately up to $50,000 revenue per hour. The truth is TSA does need funding from budget, because they collect all the money that they need from the passengers (via airline fees, non negotiable)>

    As we said, it is not about the money. Literally, to quote a famous quote from movie the Bug's life, it is literally: to keep them in line.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  11. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by hawguy · · Score: 1

    The airlines here have been recommending my getting to the airport three hours early so if you were late it was your own damn fault.

    This. My Alaska Air ticket explicitly said to get to the airport three hours early. The people complaining didn't read the fine print.

    Or maybe the people complaining think it's ludicrous that they have to get to the airport 3 hours early for a 2 hour flight.

  12. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by hawguy · · Score: 1

    So you blame the TSA because you didn't get to the airport earlier enough?

    More than two hours before the flight should be early enough.

    An hour before the flight *should* be early enough. Even an hour is longer than it should be if you're not checking bags.

  13. Solution to a non-existant problem by bkmoore · · Score: 1

    We could have just banned box cutters and other tools that could be used to hijack an aircraft or to threaten aircrew and passengers as well as creating and enforcing security standards for air port screeners.

  14. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by hawguy · · Score: 2

    That's your fault. The airlines here have said for more than a year now that you should arrive at the airport at least two hours early.

    It's his fault for getting there two hours early when the airlines said to get there two hours early?

  15. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Two hour flight? Try 43 minutes to Portland. It sucks that the TSA quadruples the time it takes.

  16. It may actually be possible by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The reason is they are making powerful people mad, in particular airlines and port authorities. The port authority over the NY and NJ airports has told the TSA they either fix their shit, or they are getting replaced with private security. These are the guys that oversee JFK, LaGuardia, and Newark Liberty. Those three together are basically the biggest transit hub in the US. So the port authority has some force behind them. They'd have to pay for their own security by airport fees, of course, on top of the TSA fee, but they could do it because they are airports that are so important.

    Well, if they do it and it works, that paves the way for other airports to do it as well. Enough do it and they'll push back against the TSA fee saying it is unfair and shouldn't be charged.

    Now yes, Congress could change the law and say "You can only have TSA security, otherwise we shut down the airport," but as a practical matter such a thing would face very difficult push back not just from the port authorities, but the states themselves and of course the airlines who are large, important, and well connected.

    Individuals getting mad won't do much unless people make it an issue for the ballot box, which isn't likely, but the institutions involved are getting sick of the shit.

  17. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by BlueStrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's your fault. The airlines here have said for more than a year now that you should arrive at the airport at least two hours early.

    No.

    It's the corrupt, authoritarian, and incompetent US governments' fault for instituting the corrupt, authoritarian, and incompetent TSA to begin with.

    Arrival with time enough to check in any luggage at the airline, walk through a metal detector and an explosives sniffer at the gate, and that should be plenty. Call it 20 minutes, 30 tops for a busy hub.

    A requirement for arrival 2 or 3 hours early is insanity.

    Strat

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  18. Obama, Disband the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity for a lame-duck president to cut some fat without fear, leaving a hugely popular legacy? :) One can dream... sigh

  19. Airports can tell TSA to get out by blindseer · · Score: 2

    There is a provision in law that allows an airport to kick TSA out. There are a number of airports that are TSA free. The TSA cannot be removed completely since they still have some authority on oversight of private screeners but the screeners would not be TSA employees and the airports would be free to hire as many security people as they wish to keep wait times reasonable.

    What needs to happen is the people that run the airports need to grow a pair and get rid of the TSA. I'm not sure of this but I suspect that the TSA screeners do not cost the airports any money but private security would. In markets with competition between airports I'd think that showing short wait times, freedom from TSA ball grabbing, and generally a more pleasant traveler experience would make up for any monetray losses for having private screeners. Passengers missing flights costs money. People choosing to stay home or drive costs money.

    There is no such thing as a free lunch. The TSA may be providing a service to airports without charging them money but this comes at a cost of fewer travelers, missed flights, passenger complaints, etc. which comes with costs. One huge cost is the loss of control over their own airport and piss poor security.

    The only reason, IMHO, we have not lost another plane to terrorism since 9/11 is because they stopped trying. Why did they stop trying? Again IMHO, it's because they got what they wanted. They want people to fear another attack. The terrorists won and it is because of the TSA that they won.

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    1. Re:Airports can tell TSA to get out by ledow · · Score: 1

      You'd be an idiot to try to carry off a carbon-copy terrorist attack, purely because it wouldn't cause as much terror as doing something else.

      It would be just so much easier to do something entirely different, unexpected and whose knee-jerk reaction would ban, say, cars being allowed in tunnels, or fire alarm evacuations at an airport terminal pushing everyone out onto the grass or whatever.

      The more things the terrorists can make us ban, control, inspect, etc. the more it costs us (in terms of money and freedom) and the more press it generates for them. And a terrorist is, at the end of the day, looking for press.

    2. Re:Airports can tell TSA to get out by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      Problem is that any airports that punt the TSA have to maintain the same security-theater standards, so little is gained except removing the civil-service immunity-to-competence seen since federalizing them. I agree with the others that the biggest REAL improvements to air security are latching cockpit doors and upgrading the passengers' attitude to respond to threats. The dubious body scanners, strip-off of shoes/belts, the War on Moisture, the degrading searches of elderly & disabled, etc etc are simply knee-jerk responses to what the *last* attackers did. I also agree that the disruption of travel plans from excessive delays and the oppressive mindset of the TSA is as damaging long-term as any actual attack. Problems now are a) TSA downsizing from expecting most people to sign up for the pre-check program, and being surprised when casual travelers refused to pay even more for saving time on the security line b) the airlines' raising bag-check fees, prompting people to carry through as much as possible c) lower fuel costs leading to reduced fares leading to increased traffic. Pulling back to pre-9/11 standards with some rigor in checking for knives etc will do more to secure the airports than what's happening now.

    3. Re:Airports can tell TSA to get out by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The TSA has authority to VETO any airport pulling out of the screening program because the TSA must approve any screening program. They don't even need reasons. They've successfully threatened more than a dozen airports and prevented them from dropping out by threatening to not approve any screening program or to make it so arduous that it will cost 20x as much. They also let the airports know that if any of the private screeners fail the validation that they'll shut the airport down even though the TSA lets 95% of contraband through in the tests TSA does on itself.

  20. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by BlueStrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many years ago, I'd fly to Tel Aviv on El Al. They also had a three hour wait. However, that was to allow enough time for each passenger to have a lengthy interview with the Shin Bet agents who manage security where they did the behavioural screening. That interview was never shorter than five minutes and could last up to 20 pretty easily. But no-one missed their flights.

    Totally different security threat matrix than in the US. The US threat matrix is not anywhere even close to the level of the clear, present, and ongoing threat level in Israel, being surrounded as it is by many much larger and very hostile nations and nation-states.

    The comparison is stark, as El Al security is actually about *true* security against a very real threat, whereas the TSA is about the *appearance* of security against a mostly (now that cockpit doors lock and passengers pile on to curb-stomp would-be hijackers/terrorists) imaginary.threat while making further inroads on civil rights, "normalizing" the appearance of security checkpoints and "Papieren, bitte! Schnell!" in public perception, and funneling more of your money to their private-sector crony accomplices who then help elect/re-elect them and kick money back through other mechanisms as well like private charities/funds, etc etc.

    The role of the TSA in conditioning the public can be summed up with one game-meme.

    "Pick up that can!"

    Strat

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  21. Re:Nerds? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

    In what way are you nerd, as opposed to a sanctimonious asshole?

  22. Re: Airplanes are juicy terrorist targets by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Considering how densely packed the security lines are at the moment, the efficient bomber will target those instead of the plane.

    A lot more bang for your buck in bodycount and you don't even have to worry about getting past the screening process :|

  23. Head on a Pike by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    I want the head of whoever the hell authorized payment of those bonuses to this jackass.

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  24. TSA folks are federal employees, not private by mpercy · · Score: 2

    Don't you remember?

    "You can't professionalize unless you federalize," Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D.

    1. Re:TSA folks are federal employees, not private by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      "You can't professionalize unless you federalize," Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D.

      Why is it when I read that the only thing that pops into my mind is the Pulp Fiction quote:

      ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

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    2. Re:TSA folks are federal employees, not private by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Statists always suggest government is the ONLY solution to problems the government creates. It is time we stop accepting that premise as true, and make them prove it. In this case, they have proven they can't do the job, so fire the whole bunch and start over.

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  25. I've been saying this same thing for years by mpercy · · Score: 1

    My colleagues regularly discuss various security theater we observe and how easy it is to bypass, circumvent or otherwise thwart (in this case, use it against itself).

    I understand that in Brussels now they have checkpoints on the road to the airport...

  26. Bipartisan tyranny by mpercy · · Score: 2

    In a 100-0 vote, the Senate passed a security bill that would put all 28,000 screeners and other airport security personnel on the federal payroll.

    The USA PATRIOT Act passed the Senate by a vote of 98 to 1 and passed the House by a vote of 357 to 66.

    1. Re:Bipartisan tyranny by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Thus proving the (D) and (R) are exactly the same on the really important matters. And why I'll never vote for either.

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    2. Re:Bipartisan tyranny by bobbutts · · Score: 1

      The "Exactly the same" argument is bunk. What's the harm in picking the lesser of two evils?

    3. Re:Bipartisan tyranny by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      The "Exactly the same" argument is bunk. What's the harm in picking the lesser of two evils?

      Because it tells the lesser of two evils that they don't need to stop being evil. Voting third party is the only sane option.

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  27. The usual negative logic here by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    Every time there's a TSA post, the same responses always come out. "They haven't caught anybody, therefore it's a waste." It's possible that they are effective in that they've discouraged people from trying to repeat the incidents of 9-11 as the terrorists have decided that the odds of being caught aren't worth the risk. Yes, even with tests showing the TSA keeps failing to catch what it should most of the time, it still may be enough of a risk that terrorists are skipping it.

    i fly sometimes and I have no problem with the TSA. What really gets me is how people who never, ever fly sometimes have the most strident opinions about how bad the TSA is. I knew a guy who took his last flight around 1999 or 2000 and very likely he will die with never again going on a plane. He has no reason to do so - ever. Yet you couldn't even mention TSA without him giving you a rant and rave session about how bad they were and he never personally has experienced them. Many of you here are the same.

    1. Re:The usual negative logic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How much will you pay for my tiger-repelling stone? I've had it for ten years, and I've not been attacked by a single tiger in that time.

    2. Re:The usual negative logic here by eam · · Score: 1

      As someone who rarely flies, I still pay for the TSA. I don't care about who they inconvenience, but I do care about the colossal corruption and waste of money that the organization represents.

      My opinion is that the people in power (Congress, Bush, Obama, et al) have done far more damage than the terrorists did, and they are in fact doing the terrorists work for them. The founders of the USA would be disgusted by what we've become.

      Ultimately, I'm not frightened of the terrorists. I'm frightened by the people in power who are using the threat of terrorism to frighten cowardly Americans into giving up our rights for the perception of safety. I'm frightened by the huge number of Americans who seem to be willing to abandon their principles because they think it will let them live a longer life.

  28. Weird math by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    7.5 billion budget and 60,000 employees works out at 125k per employee.

    Of course there is/was some capital expenditure, but most of the money goes on wages.

    I am wondering about the economics of this whole system.

    What is the real cost of an airplane blowing up ? Not including the human element, it's at most 100 million (average).

    Question: If we shut down the TSA, how long would it take for 75 airplanes to be blown up ? Let the free market figure it out. Let's somehow incentivise insurance companies to cover acts of terrorism, then see how long it takes them to insist upon *effective* screening. And see how efficiently it can be done.

  29. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by GbrDead · · Score: 1

    > Schnell!

    It doesn't look like this is the case with TSA.

  30. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 1

    I agree, 2-3 hours is beyond ridiculous. It's gotten to the point where I have to leave the house 4 hours before my flight, throw in a 45 minute ride to the airport, hop on the shuttle and get to the gate with 3 hours to go. It's a huge time waster. I miss the days of walking right up to the terminal.

  31. Can we just nuke the TSA already? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Why the fuck do we need a GOVERNMENT AGENCY to handle what should be getting handled by standard, ACCOUNTABLE, airport security?

    There's literally NOTHING these security theater freaks are doing that couldn't be done by old-school airport security.

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    1. Re:Can we just nuke the TSA already? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck do we need a GOVERNMENT AGENCY

      Because either the TSA or private security won't be able to to anything about the next bombing or hijacking. It won't be a shoe bomb, underwear bomb or 20 guys with box cutters. But whoever is standing guard at the boarding point is going to be held responsible. No private firm or local port authority security team wants that kind of liability. Only the federal government is litigation-proof enough to survive.

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  32. TSA-Pre by toonces33 · · Score: 2

    We have TSA-Pre, which usually means shorter lines. Last year I was flying home from Boston - the regular security line snaked back and forth several times. The "Pre" line didn't exist as there was nobody ahead of me - the TSA guy was reading a magazine when I got there.

    More recently the lines exist but are still short. Maybe 5 minutes.

    1. Re:TSA-Pre by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Pre-checked also costs money. $85 to be exact. You shouldn't have to pay just to avoid the idiotic security theater. And more importantly, terrorists shouldn't be able to pay to avoid it either.

  33. The Seattle Internet Blues by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    I live just north of Fremont and can't get DSL or cable despite Comcast's government-granted monopoly. I had a connection over a hundred times faster in rural Georgia over fifteen years ago.

    Are we going to do this EVERY thread?

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  34. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    And an entire train.

    Oops.

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  35. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that Israel is the size of New Jersey and has exactly one international airport.

    Israel doesn't scale.

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  36. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    But in Israel they have their shit together, have real airport security, and don't hire people who would otherwise be unemployable. I have experienced it a number of times and would gladly take that over the rampant incompetence of the TSA. Granted I never got the big interview but a substantially shortened one (about 1 minute) but then I was a guest of the government and had additional paperwork and documentation that was previously verified through multiple other channels. The only hangup I ever had was one time the x-ray screener questioned my camera that was packed in the middle of my suite case as he couldn't identify it. I got to take my bag over to a separate area where there were other screeners. I was then first asked what the metal item was in the middle of my bag to which I told them it was my film camera. I was then instructed to open my bag and produce the camera which I did. They then asked me several questions in quick succession about it in attempt to see if I would panic, be tripped up, or show signs of being a terrorist. After that brief hangup I was allowed to proceed on my way.

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  37. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by clonehappy · · Score: 1

    You can DRIVE from Seattle to Portland in less than 3 hours.

  38. Congress Created this Mess by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

    In many ways, Congress created this mess, and it's frustrating that it's not getting more reporting. Back in 2013, TSA had 47,000 screening agents. Today, it has 42,000, a reduction in about 5,000 screeners. This reduction is a very large part of why TSA lines have gotten worse this year - fewer agents despite a trend of steadily increasing passenger traffic year-over-year. Why did they cut the number of screeners? Because since 2013, Congress diverted $13B of the 9/11 fee on airline tickets to spend on unrelated budget items. So it's no surprise that TSA screening times and quality have dropped: if you cut funding, which leads to 10% headcount reductions, it's not a big surprise that screening times increase.

  39. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    The weather alone makes me not want to live in Austin. I lived over a decade in Phoenix, and now I dream about living in the Pacific NW. Constantly cool, rainy weather sounds very appealing to me.

  40. ... the problem was solved with cockpit doors ... by ninjagin · · Score: 1

    The TSA isn't needed anymore because the procedures around admittance to the cockpit, and reinforcement of the cockpit door, have been adopted. Nobody is walking onto planes with bombs. They're stashing them onboard when they're being serviced, and that points to focusing on the security of the airport and monitoring of personnel. When I was flying out of the Dominican Republic, there was a cop body-searching everybody that approached and walked away from every plane. That's all he did was scan IDs and do pat-downs. It's all taken care of. We can go back to treating passengers as we did before 2001.

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  41. Other places also by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I've waited for two hours in Heathrow, and was set to wait about that long at the Frankfurt airport except some kind airport person brought us to the front of the security line because our plane was going to leave in 30 minutes (transferring from USA flight to one going to Africa so it was an internal security line)

    Long waits are hardly only the domain of America, though we have now perfected it into some kind of monster where two hour waits seem now to be the norm at some airports, heading into three hours at times.

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  42. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by mishehu · · Score: 1

    You wrongly assume that Israeli security only exists at Ben Gurion International Airport in Lud. It doesn't.

  43. You misunderstand the purpose of the TSA by HiThere · · Score: 1

    He successfully made lots of people slightly more paranoid, and accepting of government "protection" in areas where they hadn't previously felt the need. So he's done his job well.

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  44. Still just Security Theatre by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The methods they use actually increase risk factors, by bunching up large numbers of people, as Brussels Airport shows.

    End the ineffective security theatre entirely, it's a waste of time.

    And screen anyone who goes to/from the following: Saudi Arabia, UAE, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.

    All the rest are a total waste of time. And make everyone in those lines VERY UNSAFE.

    Did nobody else get proper Counter-Terrorism training?

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  45. Re: After missing two flights in SEATAC... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 'cause none of that happened under conservative regimes in the 2000s.

    There were no "conservative regimes" in the 2000s. GWB was a Republican Progressive. There are Progressives both in the Republican party and the Democrat party, the Democrat party having been fully co-opted and the Republicans mostly so.

    Retard

    Back at ya, because unlike you apparently, I actually know what a Progressive is and understand how that's different and separate from Republican, Democrat, and conservative.

    Strat

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  46. Re: After missing three flights in a row... by clonehappy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know how it goes. I know if it were me, I'd probably drive myself down and eat the cost (since it doesn't REALLY cost $102.60 for that drive) just to save the hassle of dealing the the airport (and saving myself 2.5 hours each way!)

    Ain't the future grand?