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Report: Apple Watch 2 Coming Late 2016 With GPS, Faster Processor and Better Waterproofing (9to5mac.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Apple analyst KGI's Ming-Chi Kuo says the Apple Watch 2 is right around the corner. The analyst says the Watch will arrive in late 2016 and will likely be announced alongside the iPhone 7 in September. It will reportedly feature a GPS, barometer, better waterproofing, as well as a new internal SoC for faster performance. Those looking for a fresh new design may be disappointed as KGI does not expect the physical design of the watch to change at all. The Apple Watch 2 will essentially be an 'iPhone S' update, where it keeps the same physical design with improved internal specifications. In addition to the updated Apple Watch 2, Apple is expected to update the original Apple Watch with a new SoC to improve CPU and GPU performance. The price of the Apple Watch in general should be cut even further than it already has. The original Apple Watch could receive more than a $50 reduction in its pricing, possibly pushing it below the $200 mark. We should know more in early September when Apple unveils the iPhone 7.

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  1. News for nerds, by CptLoRes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and some additional stuff that nobody cares about..

    1. Re:News for nerds, by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

      We all know the iPod had zero affect on anything.

    2. Re:News for nerds, by sirber · · Score: 2

      How is this news related to Windows 10?

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    3. Re:News for nerds, by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nobody? There are more than 1 person who has an Apple watch and cares about it.

      Sometimes we put Apple on a different set of standard for success.
      the iPod, and iPhone were huge and changed how we dealt with mobile hardware.
      the iPad and iWatch are mostly toys based off of the success of the iPod and iPhone. Being that they didn't completely change the industry doesn't mean it is a failure. I personally don't see the iWatch worth the money. However some do. And I am not going judge them on that. Because there are things I get for myself that are just as silly but makes me feel good. Like my mechanical keyboard.

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    4. Re:News for nerds, by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      All I know is that it's not powered by a Raspberry Pi, it doesn't have a 3D-printed case, it's not an IoT device and it's not OSS nor OpenHardware.

    5. Re:News for nerds, by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      But does Elon Musk wear one?

    6. Re:News for nerds, by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Like my mechanical keyboard.

      Don't forget the high DPI mouse with ZeroLatency(tm) 'gold plated' signaling.

    7. Re:News for nerds, by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      and can I buy it with Bitcoin?

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    8. Re:News for nerds, by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The great thing about being a company with more spare cash than most national budgets is that every so often you can throw out not just a test product, but an entire test category. Apple wants to know if some use case emerges that will motivate people outside the jewelry-watch demographic to start wearing something on their wrist again. A secondary question the Watch is asking is whether there are good use cases for other sorts of wearable devices. A pendant? A skin patch?

    9. Re:News for nerds, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when a company has success with one thing once, clearly every shit they come up with later must be equally successful.

    10. Re:News for nerds, by macs4all · · Score: 1

      and some additional stuff that nobody cares about..

      Like your comment.

    11. Re:News for nerds, by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Because when a company has success with one thing once, clearly every shit they come up with later must be equally successful.

      I think following up the success of the iPod with the success of the iPhone is pretty much an example of "Lightning Striking Twice" as far as disruptive consumer product creation goes.

    12. Re:News for nerds, by portwojc · · Score: 1

      Your right there is more than 1 person who has an Apple Watch and cares about it.. I like it and I like my mechanical keyboard too.

    13. Re:News for nerds, by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      I don't see these things as lightning strikes. Apple had a period of 10+ years where they were making some pretty innovative stuff.

      The company seems to have lost its way with Jobs gone now, as evidenced by junk like the Apple Watch, the missing headphone jack on the iPhones, etc etc. They have lost the focus on user experience.

      But the iPod and iPad weren't just lightning striking someplace randomly. Apple completely changed the way consumers bought PCs in the 2000s, changed the music industry, and many other areas of the marketplace.

    14. Re:News for nerds, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're totally right. There's at least as many as 10!

    15. Re:News for nerds, by macs4all · · Score: 1

      But the iPod and iPad weren't just lightning striking someplace randomly. Apple completely changed the way consumers bought PCs in the 2000s, changed the music industry, and many other areas of the marketplace.

      You're right. Perhaps I used the Lightning-Striking analogy a little incorrectly.

      And it was actually THREE times (iPod, iPhone, iPad) pretty much in a row, which is even more remarkable.

      However, I disagree that Apple is "lost" without Jobs. He just happened to exit this plane of existence pretty much at the same time as the technological low-hanging-fruit was becoming hard to find.

      Personal Music Players were already quite popular when the iPod debuted. Same thing with cellphones: A company who had already invented the Personal Digital Assistant (sans Jobs, BTW) could more easily marry that concept with a cellphone; and as far as the iPad goes, well that was actually on the drawing-board BEFORE the iPhone; so in a sense, the iPhone was suggested out of that research in a more evolutionary way. It's just that everyone else was MUCH more stupid than Apple, and didn't get the connection until the iPhone slapped everyone around a bit.

      So, that's three killer product-lines out of re-thinking existing product classes. It is FAR more challenging to create a NEW Product-Class; which is now what people are expecting of Apple (and others).

      IMHO, the next killer product would be a more integrated and networkable Home Entertainment appliance; one that would take all the "techy stuff" out of the Set-Top-Box/HTPC world. Unfortunately, Apple is so-far thinking too small with the AppleTV, trying to just inch a bit above the Roku-world, instead of showing the world what an integrated, "smart" home entertainment system really looks like.

      But the problem is, that market is already AT the "race to the bottom" world, and Apple would have a hard row to hoe trying to get enough people convinced to buy-into that concept.

    16. Re:News for nerds, by Dust038 · · Score: 1

      Mechanical Keyboard 3 So Much Yes

    17. Re:News for nerds, by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I actually have audio quality monster cable usb attached to my mouse, this has helped my latency quite a bit. It's hard to more though....

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    18. Re:News for nerds, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      User experience.

      One of the most annoying things has crept into OS X. If you have Mac bound to a directory service, at the login screen a bubble will popout if the directory service is unreachable. Thats ok, but this bubble steals the focus if you're in the middle of typing a username or password in for a cached or local account, and it also becomes something the tab key will highlight. No its two tab presses to jump back to either the username or password box because that stupid and redundant "network accounts unavailable" bubble popped out and fudged up what you were in the middle of typing in.

      So now you wait for it to appear, or race it and bang the username and password in before it appears. Even on a network connected to the directory service in question, this thing pops out, then goes away again once the OS has figured it out.

      This is the type of annoying as h3ll thing you come to expect with Windows, someone designs something, doesnt really test how it works in the real world, and we get a half baked experience.

      Who ever put that little popout bubble there needs to get the f*** rid of it, or make it non interactive.

    19. Re:News for nerds, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the whole smart watch concept is a wash. The apple watch is clearly the best of the lot, though.

      Some people talk about the Pebble- But the company is now tanking pretty hard. Sure its a flexible geek friendly product but the mass appeal to sustain the market isn't quite there.

      I don't watches in general. I do wear a wrist device that's a heart rate monitor for sports, but I take it off when I'm done.

    20. Re:News for nerds, by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I think following up the success of the iPod with the success of the iPhone is pretty much an example of "Lightning Striking Twice" as far as disruptive consumer product creation goes.

      Careful with the cherry picking. While there's no doubt that the iPod and the iPhone were phenomenal successes, there are a myriad of failures in there as well even between the devices. Remember the god awful iBook anyone? Even after the iPod came out Apple was pretty much a joke in the computing world unless you were a graphic artist, and somehow they managed to piss off those users too before the introduction of the sleek aluminium Macbook AFTER the introduction of the iPhone.

      Sometimes the goose that lays the golden eggs needs to take a shit.

    21. Re:News for nerds, by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Remember the god awful iBook anyone?

      No, which one are you referring to? The Clamshell iBooks (that I think you were referencing) may have LOOKED childish; but they were actually QUITE well-designed for their purpose: Being hauled around by young schoolkids.

      They were the first laptop with reasonable WiFi, pretty-good Trackpad (MUCH better than any Windows laptop), EXCELLENT battery-life (when Windows laptops were getting around 2.5 - 3.5 hours TOPS on a battery charge, the clamshell iBooks typically lasted about 6 hours (long enough for an entire school day)), plus their silicone-rubber coating made them VERY resistant to getting beat-around by kids, had an AC Adapter that had a built-in cord-winder, and the iBook even sported a built-in, hideaway carrying handle (again, a wonderful feature for kids).

      Not everything has to be a black-plastic-rectangle to be "serious", and not everything has to be designed for an adult. The clamshell iBook was clearly a laptop designed for schoolkids, and, IMHO, it hit its marks QUITE well.

    22. Re:News for nerds, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So popular that there will soon be one in every major city!

    23. Re:News for nerds, by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Being quite well designed has nothing to do with it. They were the product of a failing company in the computer space and Apple's market share went backwards ever since they were introduced.

  2. Facetime and health by Camembert · · Score: 2

    It would be interesting if they could add a camera for a facetime on the wrist experience, something that seemed utterly SF not that long ago.
    But the true killer app for this kind of device will be the eventual addition of more health related sensors. Probably not in this release though.

    1. Re: Facetime and health by unami · · Score: 2

      maybe the killer applications will also be external sensors. think: a thermometer, 3d scanner, geiger counter, gas sensors,... @facetime camera: just hold your wrist at face-height for 1-2 minutes. bad idea.

    2. Re: Facetime and health by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost all of those sensors are useless.

      Temperature, sure. But is that going to change between the watch and the phone it's tethered to significantly enough for you to care? Likely not. Unless you want to measure something specifically and then you'll need a probe anyway.

      3D scanner? You're going to run your wrist around a 3D object? Then what are you going to do with that data? Oh, yeah, ask the phone to do something with it.

      Geiger counter? Come on. Cheap $20 sensors in every electronics store. Pointless even 20 years ago except in a "Cor, this is above average" kind of way.

      Gas sensors? Much better suited to life-saving equipment designed to life-saving standards... or not at all.

      Facetime camera has exactly the problem you suggest, and was my immediate first "Really?!" thought.

      I struggle to think of anything vaguely useful for a smartwatch while it's still tethered to the phone that's doing all the work anyway, and if you could miniaturise the phone down to the smartwatch size reliably enough, that's a product in itself and has nothing to do with the applications of watches.

      That said, I think I'd still find a watch more inconvenient than a phone. Sure, it's "on you", but it's difficult to have a private conversation without straining your arm, it has to be pulled back from under clothing to look at it for six months a year (my bugbear with watches entirely), and they are in the most inconvenient place to use for any length of time (the reason we put watches in breast-pockets for many years before wrist watches, and wrist watches are - as I've contended for several years - impractical as they are!).

      Sod all the fancy stuff.
      Shrink the phone down to your wrist first so that it's entirely self-contained and yet competitive with the most basic of smartphones.
      Then you'll find how practical the rest is.

      Hell, the BATTERY in my smartphone is larger than any watch I'd be comfortable wearing. We have a long way to go before smartwatches get anywhere close.

      What we have is not a smartwatch. It's a bluetooth dongle on your wrist. An incredibly expensive, and impractical, one.

    3. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... Warp drive is "utterly SF". A smaller version of what already exists is merely engineering.

    4. Re: Facetime and health by unami · · Score: 1

      3d - scanner: not for scanning objects but for measuring distance and size. gas/geiger - o.k., ageiger counter is a bit over the top, but as they are cheap why not having something that warns you in case of danger on your wrist. you're not going to have that lifesaving equipment on you just in case, but the watch will probably be on your wrist. and yes, a smartwatch that's not as thethered to your phone as most of them are right now is still a smartwatch - it's mostly an I/O to your mobile carry around computing device a.k.a. phone, sure. but that phone's cpu will probably dissolve into the cloud anyway, but the IO devices will stay. (besides, the same argument can be made about a smartphone that can't do much without a connection)

    5. Re: Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily Apple knows better, and will actually add features real people will use.

    6. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's health-related stuff you want, you would have been better going with Android. Actually, you would have been better going with Android for just about anything, anyway.

    7. Re:Facetime and health by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      So we can get a real time Stamina Bar and HP Indicators.
      I think the real killer feature would be so it can be used without being tethered to your phone. And you can take and make a call by putting your thumb in you ear and talking to your pinky.

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    8. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facetime? If I wanted to see someone's face then I'd talk to them in person. What sort of asshole calls you with video.

    9. Re:Facetime and health by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Oh, good idea. Because it's incredibly easy to just get on a plane to Tokyo any time my girlfriend wants to have a face-to-face chat with her uncle or cousin.

      What sort of asshole posts the kind of drivel you do?

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    10. Re: Facetime and health by Camembert · · Score: 1

      When I mentioned health sensors I was thing about non invasive blood glucose and blood oxygen sensors etc -Apple actually hired people with phds in these subjects. Once they get this right for mass production and past regulations, that kind of feature will truly be a killer app.

    11. Re:Facetime and health by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And you can take and make a call by putting your thumb in you ear and talking to your pinky.

      I hear GCI is working on this very thing.

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    12. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The killer feature (stupid thing to say) are:

      1) GPS. So you can' leave your phone to home and still go running, swimming, driving what ever, without worrying that you have your phone with you. And so that you can get your coordinates in case of emergency or point of interest (press button to store location).

      2) Front facing camera as you say, but only recording video or taking shots when facing your face (angle and position, the watch can detect when it is facing at you and when you extend arm away).

      3) Increased battery lifetime 2-3 times.

    13. Re: Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I struggle to think of anything vaguely useful for a smartwatch while it's still tethered to the phone that's doing all the work anyway, and if you could miniaturise the phone down to the smartwatch size reliably enough, that's a product in itself and has nothing to do with the applications of watches.

      Cannot happen unless people are happy with strapping a Cesium cell to their wrist for long periods of time.

    14. Re: Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      When I mentioned health sensors I was thing about non invasive blood glucose and blood oxygen sensors etc -Apple actually hired people with phds in these subjects. Once they get this right for mass production and past regulations, that kind of feature will truly be a killer app.

      A non-invasive glucometer that actually WORKS (there are a few, but they are wildly inaccurate and have a very small range of blood-glucose values for which they work even that well) would be a game-changer. Diabetics would buy a Smartwatch JUST for that feature alone.

    15. Re:Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Facetime? If I wanted to see someone's face then I'd talk to them in person. What sort of asshole calls you with video.

      We finally live just a little bit in the promise of the Jetsons/2001 world, and you want to call people who use that technology "Assholes"?

    16. Re:Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      1) GPS. So you can' leave your phone to home and still go running, swimming, driving what ever, without worrying that you have your phone with you. And so that you can get your coordinates in case of emergency or point of interest (press button to store location).

      3) Increased battery lifetime 2-3 times.

      So, let's get this straight: You want GPS, which is a notorious battery-hog, and a 200-300% battery life (I assume you mean "Run-time") increase, right?

      No problem; just as soon as you discover that alternative set of laws of physics, perhaps in that alternate universe you are apparently living in...

    17. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't she send them an email?

    18. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it myself, email is faster/easier and uses less data.

    19. Re: Facetime and health by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough I don't believe there is a solid state geiger counter.. they still depend on tubes. They have made some small ones but they are still too big for a watch.

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    20. Re:Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I don't get it myself, email is faster/easier and uses less data.

      But it is also much lower-bandwidth as far as actual information communicated goes.

      60% of all communication in a face-to-face conversation is non-verbal. This is why online forum conversations often become so heated; partly because all the non-verbal communication-cues are completely lost. Video chats bring that very important aspect back.

    21. Re: Facetime and health by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The only things worth having on a watch are:

      - Time/date/stopwatch
      - Notifications
      - Accurate, always on heart rate sensor

      The heart rate sensor will give you a pretty good indications of calories burned. The notifications should include Google Now cards with useful info. Everything else is superfluous and just wastes battery power.

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    22. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it myself, email is faster/easier and uses less data.

      But it is also much lower-bandwidth as far as actual information communicated goes.

      60% of all communication in a face-to-face conversation is non-verbal. This is why online forum conversations often become so heated; partly because all the non-verbal communication-cues are completely lost. Video chats bring that very important aspect back.

      Non verbal communication doesn't make sense. In fact, I rarely look at people when I talk to them. They need to say what they mean and be more direct. I do hate forums, but only because a mail list is much better and doesn't require yet another website sign up and password.

    23. Re:Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I don't get it myself, email is faster/easier and uses less data.

      But it is also much lower-bandwidth as far as actual information communicated goes.

      60% of all communication in a face-to-face conversation is non-verbal. This is why online forum conversations often become so heated; partly because all the non-verbal communication-cues are completely lost. Video chats bring that very important aspect back.

      Non verbal communication doesn't make sense. In fact, I rarely look at people when I talk to them. They need to say what they mean and be more direct. I do hate forums, but only because a mail list is much better and doesn't require yet another website sign up and password.

      I'm truly very sorry about your Asperger's; however, for the vast majority of humans, non-verbal communication forms an important part of a meaningful dialog with another human, and even with some other species.

    24. Re:Facetime and health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human non-verbal communication - ask Harambe about that.

    25. Re: Facetime and health by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      Well that's what the Geiger counter is for: knowing when the nuclear battery is running out!

    26. Re: Facetime and health by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      There are, but they are specialist devices for measuring x-ray energies. We've had Lithium-Silicon Detectors (Si-Li) for a long time now, but they were superseded about 10-15 years ago by the Silicon Drift Detectors (SDD).

      Granted, they may not be portable, and certainly not wrist-sized, but they do exist. If you sacrificed the ability to measure energy (throw away the sensitive amp, negating the need for active cooling, and use a charge-collector circuit) and made the device much smaller then there is no fundamental reason that I'm aware of why this wouldn't work as a miniature solid-state X-ray/gamma-ray detector.

    27. Re: Facetime and health by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Well that's what the Geiger counter is for: knowing when the nuclear battery is running out!

      Nicely played, sir!

  3. Smart watches are dumb by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2

    Unreliable heart rate detection, GPS and fitness tracking, voice recording on command, what else? In the future a smart watch will be able to project directions on the ground to somewhere or someone you're trying to find; to remind you in the grocery store that you wanted to pick up some milk; to answer arbitrary questions from the internet; to alert emergency services when you've suffered a stroke or car collision; an many other things.

    But for now the functionality is so low as to put them in the category of "ornament".

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    1. Re: Smart watches are dumb by unami · · Score: 1

      the location aware grocery-reminder is already, working, so is dictation, arbitrary questions are getting there. and why look at projected directions to friends, when you can be guided by taps on your wrist ? the aitomated emergency service call will come though, as well as the health alert ("your blood values are getting worse, eat mor celery today"), and the hazard warning (think unhealthy levels of radiation, gas, noise,...)

    2. Re:Smart watches are dumb by geekmux · · Score: 2

      Unreliable heart rate detection, GPS and fitness tracking, voice recording on command, what else? In the future a smart watch will be able to project directions on the ground to somewhere or someone you're trying to find; to remind you in the grocery store that you wanted to pick up some milk; to answer arbitrary questions from the internet; to alert emergency services when you've suffered a stroke or car collision; an many other things. But for now the functionality is so low as to put them in the category of "ornament".

      Ironically, by the time a smartwatch finally meets your expectations, I will be able to label the wearer an "ornament". At that point, you will have divested the human of any need for critical thinking whatsoever.

      Gee, I can't wait to see how "smart" tech will forge The Dumb Generation.

    3. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 0

      Uh, a watch is jewellery. You can buy a $25000 wristwatch that does a mediocre job of telling time (that is, worse than a $20 Casio).

      The Apple Watch aspires to be an ornament with some small number of useful features. Some notifications, reportedly very good heart rate tracking (at least in testsâ"real world usage always varies) and some fitness tracking.

      With those criteria, I think the Apple Watch does better than MOST smart watches. At least they got the ornament part right.

    4. Re:Smart watches are dumb by EzInKy · · Score: 2

      Let me know when I can call Dick Tracey on one without an iPhone in my pocket.

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    5. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So a product for those three people on the planet who live near a nuclear meltdown site, need a computer to tell them their ears are bleeding, and think visual projection is an inferior way to give directions than wrist taps.

    6. Re:Smart watches are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you been to twitter recently?

    7. Re: Smart watches are dumb by thesupraman · · Score: 2

      You completely misunderstand the watch market I am afraid.

      Watches that command $25k do so because of what they are - they are a way of demonstrating wealth. Those are decidedly midrange in this market.
      The people who wear them would not be caught dead wearing any form of smartwatch. Smartwatches are a way of saying 'look how tech I am', which is a very different message.
      These (
      valuable' watches are also, very VERY specifically, timeless. they DONT update the models every year or two, or even every decade or two. A rolex submariner has hardly changed in 60 years.

      The problem is, people who care about looking 'tech' or 'smart' if you like, dont generally have nearly so much money to spend on such a look. People start to learn that smartwatches have little utility, so the wearers start looking try-hard, not tech.

      Fitness watches are a different market again, they are specifically 'inexpensive', and send the message that you are an outdoors/fitness person, and people will pay a bit for that, but not apple watch prices.

      Basically most of the current smartwatches are swing-and-miss, especially for Apple as its target audience just dont gel with the 'I am rich' or 'I am tech', so after the 'its an Apple' honeymoon, its been all downhill.

      They will never be the equivalent of a 'jewellery watch', no matter how much the makers would like them to be.

    8. Re: Smart watches are dumb by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For watches that don't change very much, I've noticed they have changed without a ton of observation.

      My wife gave me a Tag Heuer chronograph for my birthday. Now this is the fast food level of nice watches, but it was $2500 new in 2007. I'd like to tell you what it is new now, but they don't make a Tag with the same movement or features anymore. The most comparable chronograph (but without day) was close to $4000.

      And when I was in the jewelry store to pick up my serviced Tag, I heard the jeweler telling a customer that her high-end Swiss watch no longer had a bracelet available for it from the manufacturer, if she wanted one they would have to try to find a third party bracelet and modify it to fit her watch.

      IMHO, there may a couple of signature models (like the Submariner or the Omega Speedmaster) that are kept the same for brand identity purposes, but my take is that these brands are constantly revising their product line for fashion purposes and to align with whatever the Swiss movement consortium is putting out these days.

      Maybe a handful of ultra-expensive watch brands are still the same as they ever were, probably those that make their own movements, hand assemble them and use a lot of precious metals, but overall the "nice watch" thing seems to be just another consumer product that changes with the whims of fashion.

    9. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A watch is not jewellery unless it is filled with diamonds/rubies/emeralds and/or is 100% 18 carat gold.
      Anything else no matter the cost is just a tool. A tool to tell time, more or less precisely.
      You can buy a 10000 $ stainless steel Rolex watch that is more accurate than your 20$ Casio watch but way way less accurate than a 2000 $ stainless steel Grand Seiko quartz watch.

      People that buy watches fall in several categories :

      The nouveau riche that must show their new found wealth. And one way is to buy a very costly watch and let people know it is costly.
      People that buy watches to financially speculate on them. You can only do this on select timepieces.
      Very rich people that are not of the nouveau riche category. They buy luxurious timepieces.
      Normal people that want a nice watch and don't want to spend a mortgage to get one.

      Luxury is different from costly although nowadays the terms have become interchangeable. But they're not.
      Rolex watches while costly are not luxurious. They can't be when they're mass produced. Even Patek Philippe watches are mass produced. Way less than Rolex of course but still in the tens of thousands of units each year.
      Luxurious timepieces are unique, 1 of a kind. That's why they cost hundreds of thousands of $. It's way way more upscale than Rolex or Patek Philippe will ever be.

    10. Re:Smart watches are dumb by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      How many "Version 1" of other products had 0 problems?

      Remember what the original cell phone was.

      Cell phone cameras have come far enough that I've ditched my P&S. It's my cell phone camera for the low end and my SLR for the high. That's technology that wasn't even out there a decade ago. The iPhone isn't even 10 years old and now we have Nexus, Samsung, HTC, et al smart phones that are all pretty damn amazing when you consider that in 2001 I took a 833 mHz single core laptop to college.

      Yeah, smart watches suck. The sensors are +-50%. But for some people that's 'close enough'. By 2026 we'll have a smart watch giving continuous 24/7 health data. Diabetics could do away with a pin prick and [YET TO BE INVENTED SUGAR MEASUREMENT SENSOR] would be integrated into the smart watch.

    11. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Sique · · Score: 1
      A wrist watch is mainly jewellery, or a jewel-like accessoir. Yes, you can use it to tell the time, but numerous other devices do it too. I stopped wearing a watch when I had to have a mobile with me all the time because of being on call. The time telling part of the wrist watch became superfluous. The wrist watch was invented when the air plane pioneers wanted to have a way to tell the time without taking the hands off the air plane steering. Thus they started to bind pocket watches around their wrists. The same happened when the first racing drivers wanted the same. Thus Louis Cartier designed the first real wrist watches. But that was in the 1910s.

      As watches are now ubiquitous, the wristwatch lost its utility. Now it's just a fashion statement. Yes, some people still use it to tell the time, but that's more out of habit.

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    12. Re:Smart watches are dumb by macs4all · · Score: 1

      But for now the functionality is so low as to put them in the category of "ornament".

      Ya know, when compared with the functionality of a mainframe computer, a VT-100 Terminal is pretty damned "low", too; but I sure wouldn't want to have to wait in line at the datacenter to use the System Console.

      Think of SmartWatches primarily as a "Terminal" for your "mainframe-in-your-pocket" Smartphone.

      Linux Fandroids are always saying their Smartphones are just little computers (which is sorta, kinda, maybe a little true); so, doesn't it make sense that it would have a separate "Remote Access Terminal"?

    13. Re: Smart watches are dumb by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Smartwatches are a way of saying 'look how tech I am'

      No, THIS watch (or perhaps THIS one) is a way of saying "Look how tech I am".

      BTW, Woz has worn a Nixie-Tube watch for years

    14. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd better hope they shut down the real jobs the mainframe was running and brought up the timesharing program, then.

    15. Re:Smart watches are dumb by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Let me know when I can call Dick Tracey on one without an iPhone in my pocket.

      You can (sorta) do that now, if you want battery life measured in single-digit hours along with a nearly quarter-pound, 1/2-inch-thick watch.

    16. Re:Smart watches are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are tons of cheap Chinese phone/watches out there.

    17. Re: Smart watches are dumb by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      People buy cheap 'jewellery' watches all the time. I understand that a Rolex is a Veblen good perfectly well. But I also see people in my office wearing huge, ugly, largely inexpensive ($100-$300) watches all the time. They're just there to meet a certain aesthetic, regardless of the utility. Some of them are wickedly hard to tell the time on, even if the time it keeps is pretty good.

      Fashion is an end of itself. That's why people can wear things that stand out and would normally be considered just awful, but under the context of a 'fashionable good', they become nice.

      But maybe I mis-explained myself and should've talked more about fashion than jewellery. The Apple Watch is an ornament that conveys a certain meaning. It's also marginally useful at the same time. You can buy a $50 band for it to change up your wardrobe, or you can buy a Hermes strap to convey that you have enough money to spend on something as relatively trivial as a watch strap.

  4. 1H battery life by Going_Digital · · Score: 2

    GPS, great way to halve the battery life.

    1. Re:1H battery life by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 2

      I agree - what a weird choice. The Apple watch really needs access to its paired iPhone to be of almost any use and the iPhone has good location awareness already. As a fitness device, the current Apple Watch kinda sucks because is heart rate monitor does not work well. Hopefully that's getting a fix.

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    2. Re:1H battery life by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      Makes no sense since it could just piggyback off of the phone.

    3. Re:1H battery life by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      GPS sensors have come a long way.

      http://www.mouser.com/ds/2/238...

      A GPS/GALILEO/GLONASS sensor that draws 16 mA tracking. That's ~15 hours on the Apple Watch battery (excluding all other loads).

      Some intelligent power saving techniques to not monitor continuously and you could easily extend that.

    4. Re:1H battery life by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And they're working towards decoupling it from the phone. The new OS allows for native apps. AppleWatch3 will have an LTE chip built into it.

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    5. Re:1H battery life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are checking a box. Basically there are people that want to go running and leave their phone at home. This allows that. How many people will use it? Very few, but they can check the box off saying they can do it. It is the same reasoning that allows me to pair a bluetooth headset to the watch so that I can listen to the very small amount of music I can store on it.

    6. Re:1H battery life by macs4all · · Score: 1

      A GPS/GALILEO/GLONASS sensor that draws 16 mA tracking.

      Wow, that really IS stellar (pun intended)!

      Too bad it's still vaporware...

  5. Sigh by ledow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

    Otherwise it's water-resistant.

    It might be water-resistant at a greater depth, but if you're claiming water-resistance, it should at least be resistant to any reasonable depth the average (non-diver) might use to in anyway.

    "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      Otherwise it's water-resistant.

      It might be water-resistant at a greater depth, but if you're claiming water-resistance, it should at least be resistant to any reasonable depth the average (non-diver) might use to in anyway.

      "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

      Maybe it was only proofed against heavy water, and now they're expanding the proofing to tritiated water. I mean who uses the normal stuff these days anyway.

    2. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water is old tech anyway, probably hundreds of years. It's time to move to something different. People complained when Apple removed the floppy drive too!

    3. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late, someone beat them to it.

      http://www.coca-colacompany.com/brands/glaceau-smartwater
      http://www.drinksmartwater.com/

    4. Re:Sigh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      Nothing is absolutely waterproof. If you take any watch to the bottom of Europa's ocean (where the pressure is several times the pressure of the Marianas trench), it will leak. Watches are usually considered "waterproof" if they can be submerged at least 10 meters. If they can go even deeper, then they are "more waterproof".

    5. Re:Sigh by hraponssi · · Score: 1

      iWatch seems to be rated IPX7, where 7 is the "water proofing" level. Many Android watches are similarly rated IP67 (first digit is for dust protection or such, X is not rated). At least with many of these Android watches, you should even be careful to not get your watch wet when washing your hands with level 7 water protection. Take it to the shower and you have a good chance of having it toast. Swimming is a big nono. Even though rating 7 is supposed to stand submersion in water up to 1 meter for up to 30 minutes, apparently this does not mean you can move it around (swim with it) or put a jet of water on it (take a shower).

      Had one of these break after briefly having it on in shallow water. Thought "waterproof" is, you know, waterproof.. So looked it up. Great "waterproofing" certification scheme there. Seems to just exist to confuse consumers. Naturally there will be some fine print in the warranty..

    6. Re:Sigh by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm going to upgrade the OS on my watch and test it.

    7. Re:Sigh by Eloking · · Score: 1

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      Otherwise it's water-resistant.

      It might be water-resistant at a greater depth, but if you're claiming water-resistance, it should at least be resistant to any reasonable depth the average (non-diver) might use to in anyway.

      "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

      I guess the article talk about better IP rating : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]

      The apple watch is rated IPX7. The first digit ‘X’ means that there's no certified protection rating for solid particle. But we can easily guess that's it's the equivalent of 6, which is "Dust tight" protection.

      The second digit '7' mean that it's certified for immersion up to 1m depth. So you can bring your watch in a small pool, but not if you like to dive.

      So, in this case, TFA is probably implies that the Apple Watch 2 will be IP68 (like Samsung Gear S2) or better.

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    8. Re:Sigh by macs4all · · Score: 1

      It might be water-resistant at a greater depth, but if you're claiming water-resistance, it should at least be resistant to any reasonable depth the average (non-diver) might use to in anyway.

      Oh, you mean unlike all those not-so-water-resistant Samsung phones, right?

    9. Re:Sigh by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      I assume you don't understand physics and don't realise that water exerts different pressures. There is no absolute water proofing. I'll take your fancy water proof smart watch and drop it in the mariana trench, and when we get it back lets see how well it worked.

      Waterproof is a big sliding scale where anything is better than nothing but things can always be improved. My smartphone is waterproof. I have no problem putting it under a tap for a quick rinse, but I wouldn't take it on a diving trip. My gopro is also waterproof. I take it diving all the time, but it wouldn't strap it to a submarine.

      Water exerts pressure at different depths. Water pressure changes with flow over an object too. To think that "waterproof" is an absolute is woefully ignorant.

    10. Re:Sigh by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      Otherwise it's water-resistant.

      It might be water-resistant at a greater depth, but if you're claiming water-resistance, it should at least be resistant to any reasonable depth the average (non-diver) might use to in anyway.

      "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

      Maybe you will finally be able to wear it outside without voiding warranty?

    11. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      TIL Ohio class submarines are only "water resistant"

  6. GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by darthsilun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I use the GPS on my iPhone5 it gets hot. (And it eats the battery.)

    The last thing I want is something hot on my wrist unless it's 0C. (Which is hardly ever.)

    And will /. ever enter the 21st Century and let me enter a fricken degree sign?

    1. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by 4im · · Score: 1

      When I use the GPS on my iPhone5 it gets hot. (And it eats the battery.)

      For sports activities, my wife acquired a TomTom GPS watch (including pulse measuring). I regularly wear it for running, and never noticed it getting hot. Same goes for my Samsung android phone, I never noticed it heating up more than usual when GPS is active. I'd guess that implementation on the iPhone is less than optimal, or there's another reason for it getting hot.

    2. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I naïvely believed that the U+00B0 DEGREE SIGN is in the character encoding that Slashdot should allow: ISO 8859-1 or maybe rather MySQL latin1 (which is roughly equivalent to Microsoft Code Page 1252). You seem to be right: the degree sign will be stripped out. But someone in the rôle of a programmer apparently allowed some latin1 code points. Maybe only the U+0080 to U+00BF range is stripped.
      What Slashdot probably would not allow is entering either of these:
      U+2103 DEGREE CELSIUS
      U+2109 DEGREE FAHRENHEIT

      And it is not 21st century. Unicode was first released in 1992, a couple of years before the WWW boom and the birth of Slashdot.

    3. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Thats the software using the GPS, not the GS itself. they use a surprisingly small amount of power these days.

      The processor loads (and therefore power/heat) come from the software to display the pretty maps that people now expect/demand.

      Having said that, unless the watch can operate independant of the phone, this is just stupid, because the phone already has a gps..
      so, it is kind of assumed that they will be giving the watch a little more independence.

    4. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      For sports activities, my wife acquired a TomTom GPS watch (including pulse measuring). I regularly wear it for running, and never noticed it getting hot. Same goes for my Samsung android phone, I never noticed it heating up more than usual when GPS is active. I'd guess that implementation on the iPhone is less than optimal, or there's another reason for it getting hot.

      I run with an iPhone 6 (and RunKeeper) for about an hour and it doesn't get hot. Sounds like something is broken.

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    5. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by starless · · Score: 1

      And will /. ever enter the 21st Century and let me enter a fricken degree sign?

      If you wrote the temperature in kelvin you wouldn't need a degree sign....

    6. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "When I use the GPS on my iPhone5 it gets hot. (And it eats the battery.)"

      This depends on the GPS app you're using. I hike with Motion-X, which autopauses the GPS readings when it senses that you are on a water break or have been eaten by a bear. This gives you enough battery life to hike all day.

    7. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having said that, unless the watch can operate independant of the phone, this is just stupid, because the phone already has a gps..
      so, it is kind of assumed that they will be giving the watch a little more independence.

      It's for runners. I know a couple of runners who were interested in the Apple Watch for runs so that they could do things like take their music and schedule with them while running - but when they discovered it required the phone to do accurate distance tracking, they lost interest.

      The GPS would be solely for runners who want to not bring the phone with them on runs. Which is a market, just not a large market.

    8. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by macs4all · · Score: 1

      or have been eaten by a bear

      Not if the bear has to drag you back to its den first...

    9. Re:GPS = Hot! Not something I want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And will /. ever enter the 21st Century and let me enter a fricken degree sign?

      It is the 21st century. Slashdot went way ahead of you and removed degrees because it shouldn't be relative to anything when you're using Kelvin.

  7. What's the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Has anyone figured what the point of a smartwatch is?

    Those health/fitness bands I can understand: they keep track of vitals which is useful in various situations.

    But a full fledged smartwatch with camera, gps, apps, and other gimmicks? Especially if they need to be tethered to a phone to do anything? Not useful, and certainly not worth the price tag of a smartphone which provides more functionality and has a bigger screen.

    It's a gadget for the sake of a gadget. The most common use case I hear for smartwatches is "I don't need to pull out my phone to look at notifications during meetings!". Yeah, neither do The sort of notification that may require my immediate attention during a meeting (or any other situation, really) comes with a klaxon, a red strobe light and people wailing about the awakening of Cthulhu and end of the world (i.e., the network is down).

    Otherwise, it can wait.

    1. Re:What's the point by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Has anyone figured what the point of a smartwatch is?

      Yes. The purpose of a smartphone is to impress people that you don't like. It is a fashion accessory, not a tech device.

    2. Re:What's the point by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Has anyone figured what the point of a smartwatch is?

      Yes. The purpose of a smartphone is to impress people that you don't like. It is a fashion accessory, not a tech device.

      OK, that's smartphones sorted. But what about smartwatches?

    3. Re:What's the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are times where whipping out your phone would be considered inappropriate. It gives you a summary of whatever is happening on your phone during these times. Plus it allows you to change the look of the face so it gives you something new to look at now and again. I see value in the Android Wear line. One could have made the same argument about colour or HD TV... I mean, the picture is already on the screen and it gets the message across. Why would we want the extra colours or definition in there? Or against computers - we already have calculators, pens, and paper. Why would we want a machine that does things we can already do without any trouble?

    4. Re:What's the point by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It is a toy. That may offer some minor conveniences to your life.
      However I remember back in the early 2000's that PC Modding was big. PC with a Window full of Neon Lights and Fans with LEDs, colored cooling water cool tubes. Or those curvy "ergonomic" keyboards back in the 1990's that were so popular. We had a brief trackball trend, and Laptops made from different metals.

      Other than getting a fuel efficient car that can fit you and your family, people opt for larger cars, and trucks even if they are not hauling anything.

      Even a lot of jewelery that people get. What is the point, and most will not sell it later.

      As like a lot of the things we buy, it isn't always just because it is practical, but because it is fun.

      We all have hobbies and will use some of our cash for stupid things, that just make us feel better.

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    5. Re:What's the point by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone figured out what the point of a cell phone is?

      I understand household phones but why would you need to talk to anyone not at home?

  8. And the world said... by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...*yaaawn*

    Sorry Apple, but your watch is not the killer product you thought it was. Beyond the usual fanboys nobody is interested, not just in your smartwatch, but in any smartwatch. Phones do everything the watch can do much better except as a convenient way to tell the time, and if thats all you need the watch to do you can get a a Casio for the price of a takeaway that will do it equally well and have a 5 year battery life on top.

    1. Re:And the world said... by frnic · · Score: 1

      "Sorry Apple, but your IPad is not the killer product you thought it was. Beyond the usual fanboys nobody is interested, not just in your iPad, but in any tablet. Laptops do everything the iPad can do much better except as a convenient way to surf the web and if thats all you need the iPad to do you can get a a Netbook for the price of a takeaway that will do it equally well and have a 5 year battery life on top."

      Didn't you post this same thing a few years ago!

    2. Re:And the world said... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      "Sorry Apple, but your iPod is not the killer product you thought it was. Beyond the usual fanboys nobody is interested. No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

    3. Re:And the world said... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Didn't you post this same thing a few years ago!"

      No. But its hardly a unique opinion.

  9. Que the usual jokes... by edxwelch · · Score: 5, Funny

    How does a Apple fanboy know when it's 12 o clock? He looks at his wrist and sees his Apple watch has run out of battery.

  10. Where a watch is useful by sjbe · · Score: 2

    maybe the killer applications will also be external sensors

    A wrist watch really only has two things that it is valuable for. 1) portable notification of concise pieces of information (time, short messages, notifications, appointments, temperature readings, etc) and 2) a portable sensor suite and data logger (thermometer, barometer, altimeter, gps, accelerometer, compass, etc) . And these things are really only useful if they come in a package with substantial battery life (1 week minimum) and an interface that isn't absurd. The key word in all that is portable. It's only for applications where carrying something bigger like a cell phone makes no sense. Workouts, sloppy conditions, swimming, certain social situations, and the like. Any situation where carrying a smartphone makes sense the watch becomes redundant. So any watch that isn't useful without a cell phone is de-facto pointless.

    My concern with the Apple watch is that they are trying to turn it into another smartphone rather than a device that makes sense by itself within its own design constraints. It's like they are trying to stuff 10 pounds of crap into a 5 pound bag. I own a smartphone because it doesn't tether me to a PC and it provides a ton of value by itself. In fact it made it so that I can carry fewer devices since it consolidated my MP3 player, PDA, point and shoot camera and cell phone into one device. I don't own a smartwatch because A) I don't like wearing a wrist watch and B) it isn't useful as a standalone product for anything I need and C) it doesn't replace or consolidate anything for me. I already have an old school wrist mounted chronometer (which I rarely use) and also a fitbit for the rare occasions when I need that sort of data logging. The smartphone I carry does almost everything an Apple watch does and does most of it better except in the rare cases where I need extreme portability. If I have to carry both anyway what is the point of the watch?

    I'm not opposed to the idea of a smartwatch but nobody has hit the magic formula yet I think.

    1. Re:Where a watch is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A wrist watch really only has two things that it is valuable for. 1) portable notification of concise pieces of information (time, short messages, notifications, appointments, temperature readings, etc)
      > and 2) a portable sensor suite and data logger (thermometer, barometer, altimeter, gps, accelerometer, compass, etc) .

      you forgot "status symbol".

    2. Re:Where a watch is useful by macs4all · · Score: 1

      My concern with the Apple watch is that they are trying to turn it into another smartphone rather than a device that makes sense by itself within its own design constraints. It's like they are trying to stuff 10 pounds of crap into a 5 pound bag.

      Actually, Apple seems to have sussed-out fairly well the dividing-line between what is possible in a Watch, and what still needs to be offloaded to that supercomputer in your pocket. Of course, that line will creep a bit as time goes on; but until there is a Star Trek-sized gain in battery performance (I want the battery that powers the hand-phasers!), then a SmartWatch will remain primarily a "terminal" and sensor-set for your nearby pocket-supercomputer (or other nearby Smart Device).

      And, within those constraints, there is still a LOT of stuff you can do.

  11. Waterproof is condition dependent by sjbe · · Score: 1

    "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

    Not true at all. A watch can be waterproof at 1m depth and not waterproof at 20m depth. That is true for any device, whether it be a submarine, a wristwatch or anything else. You can accurately describe something as waterproof as long as you also provide the conditions under which it is waterproof. Water resistant means that it will not immediately fail under a particular set of conditions but that prolonged exposure will probably result in damage or failure eventually. Water proof means it can withstand those condition indefinitely without ill effect. See the difference?

    "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

    Incorrect. It means it is waterproof in conditions where it wasn't previously.

    1. Re:Waterproof is condition dependent by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      ledow makes an idiot-proof statement.

      Nature makes a better idiot in sjbe.

    2. Re:Waterproof is condition dependent by geekmux · · Score: 1

      "Proof" is an absolute. It's either waterproof or its not.

      Not true at all. A watch can be waterproof at 1m depth and not waterproof at 20m depth. That is true for any device, whether it be a submarine, a wristwatch or anything else. You can accurately describe something as waterproof as long as you also provide the conditions under which it is waterproof. Water resistant means that it will not immediately fail under a particular set of conditions but that prolonged exposure will probably result in damage or failure eventually. Water proof means it can withstand those condition indefinitely without ill effect. See the difference?

      "Better waterproofing" just means it wasn't waterproof before.

      Incorrect. It means it is waterproof in conditions where it wasn't previously.

      The correct answer here is E) None of the above, because no model of Apple watch is actually waterproof. They are merely water resistant. And unless Apple is going to reference a waterproof standard, at the end of the day it still means they are stupid enough to sell a "sport" model that can barely withstand being caught in a heavy rain.

      Water proof means it can withstand those condition indefinitely without ill effect.

      By your own words, I hope you now understand the parents point when defining "proof" as an absolute. Yes, there are varying standards (depths) of being waterproof, but it certainly doesn't mean that at each certified level the hardware operates differently. It does not, hence absolute.

  12. Urgent attention getting by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The most common use case I hear for smartwatches is "I don't need to pull out my phone to look at notifications during meetings!". Yeah, neither do The sort of notification that may require my immediate attention during a meeting (or any other situation, really) comes with a klaxon, a red strobe light and people wailing about the awakening of Cthulhu and end of the world (i.e., the network is down).

    Exactly. If something really demands my immediate attention either A) I know about it in advance and just warn people when socially necessary that I might have to attend to whatever it is or B) I don't know about it in advance but it will come from a source that will know how to get my attention in an emergency (call my secretary, etc) and so a watch provides zero additional value. But almost always it can wait a few minutes. I just don't get the notification argument for a phone. The marginal value of that is close to nil.

  13. Upgrade? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    In addition to the updated Apple Watch 2, Apple is expected to update the original Apple Watch with a new SoC to improve CPU and GPU performance.

    I wish they'd do something similar for their computers, given the fact that most of their computers are non-upgradable and it's all soldered on the motherboards now (CPU, GPU and RAM).

  14. And so the hype begins... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    So, how many of these "apple watch" advertisements will we be subjected to between now and the time the thing is actually released?

    1. Re:And so the hype begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly less than the latest Samdung gadget that will get just as much attention and just as many zero day adopters but never gets the reputation that the Apple crowd does.

      and so it goes...

  15. No new physical design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No new physical design? But how will the Apple Fag® let other Apple Fags® know that he wasted his paycheck on the newest Apple Fag® device?

    1. Re:No new physical design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaywatch, far better than baywatch

  16. Status symbols by sjbe · · Score: 1

    you forgot "status symbol".

    I said "useful". So no, I didn't forget at all. The only thing about it that makes a watch a status symbol is the price and that is an independent variable from the design. A bag of shit could be a status symbol if you could convince people to pay a lot of money for one and display it prominently. (See Trump Fragrances if you need an example)

  17. Perfect is the mortal enemy of 'good enough' by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if we waited for the first version of every product to be perfect before shipping, nothing would ever ship.

    Complex product design is an iterative process. The first cars didn't ship with airbags, 300 horsepower engines, antilock brakes, and power steering.

    Sometimes it's useful to release a product that is useful to a significant market segment, and then get usage statistics and product feedback in order to make it far more useful to a much larger market. And you get some revenue that you can reinvest into making the product better.

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    1. Re: Perfect is the mortal enemy of 'good enough' by macs4all · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if we waited for the first version of every product to be perfect before shipping, nothing would ever ship.

      Precisely!

  18. Two of the most important missing feature by Eloking · · Score: 1

    It baffle me that we now buy watch that fail at it's actual main purpose : being a watch.

    So far, most smart watches are inferior at their main job compared to "not smart" one. And the key feature (in my mind) are :

    - Give you the time efficiently
    - No need to recharge
    - It's look (will you wear it in a interview?)

    So far, the first apple watch fail at those three task (like most smart watch anyway). I wouldn't be wearing one if it wasn't for a girlfriend that bough me one as a Christmas present and I'm glad that she bough me a Pebble Steel since it's the one that does the best job :

    - Always-on display, so do you don't have to "wake" the watch to look at the time
    - A week long batteries. Still far from the years-long from standard watch but, oh well, it perform a lot better than it's competitor.
    - And it look good. The screen isn't black when others look at it and it's doesn't shout : "Oh look, I'm a "Apple Fanboy/Nerd" too much.

    They can add any gadget they want, but for me the main flaw of the apple watch were the battery, the lack of an always-on display and it's look. So it's Three Strikes Out for me.

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    Elok
    1. Re:Two of the most important missing feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems efficient enough for me.
      Recharging is pretty convenient for me (take it off when I go to bed and put it back on when I get up).
      Yes I would wear it to an interview. I like the looks, plus I am an iOS developer.

  19. Get the framework right by sjbe · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if we waited for the first version of every product to be perfect before shipping, nothing would ever ship.

    Doesn't have to be perfect. It does has to have the proper design intent. The iPhone got the fundamentals of a smartphone right. That's why pretty much every smartphone since has cribbed a lot of their original design. (which is a good thing) No Apple didn't get every detail correct right away but the framework was there. I don't think Apple has accomplished the same thing with the Apple Watch. Not yet anyway. I also think they are chasing what really is a pretty narrow set of use cases.

    Complex product design is an iterative process. The first cars didn't ship with airbags, 300 horsepower engines, antilock brakes, and power steering.

    No but they did get the fundamentals right. 4 Wheels, steering system, suspension, seats, etc. A Model T is recognizably a car like one today even if they didn't get all the details right. The PCs from the late 70s & early 80s got the formula right and it's been iteration ever since. I'm not convinced the Apple Watch has got the fundamental formula right. (nor anyone else for that matter) I don't see a use case that would get me or those I know to start wearing a watch given that I very rarely wear one now even if they dramatically improve its current deficiencies.

    Sometimes it's useful to release a product that is useful to a significant market segment, and then get usage statistics and product feedback in order to make it far more useful to a much larger market.

    Certainly although I've seen little evidence so far of Apple doing this with the Apple Watch. I'm sure they are working hard to improve it but working hard if they are on a dead end path ultimately is futile. While I'm not certain if they are on a dead end, they certainly are a long way from what I consider a product worthy of purchase. My take on it is that the technology isn't quite there yet for a really useful smartwatch. I don't think the idea is dumb but I'm not sure we have gotten quite to the point where it can all come together into something greater than the sum of the parts.

    1. Re:Get the framework right by Sique · · Score: 2
      The T model is a quite late design, and it could built on nearly 150 years of car experience. The first car ever was Nicholas Cugnot's steam carriage of 1769. It was a trike. So was Étienne Lenoir's Hippomobile one century later, and Benz' Patent Motorwagen of 1886. It took some time for the Ackermann steering geometry to find wide use in cars, and only then the four wheeled cars took of. Even the introduction of the steering wheel took its time. Another important idea was to have the engine sitting on the front axle while the passenger and bagage are located on the rear axle, which allowed for good load balancing. The ignition magneto and the carburetor were important additions to the gas engine to allow for compact, lightweight engines suitable for a car.

      As you can see, a T model is a very advanced iteration of a car, no wonder it looks quite similar to a modern car conceptually.

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      .sig: Sique *sigh*
    2. Re:Get the framework right by macs4all · · Score: 1

      My take on it is that the technology isn't quite there yet for a really useful smartwatch.

      Oh, the technology is there; but almost nobody wants a quarter-pound, 1/2-inch-thick ankle-monitoring bracelet strapped to their wrist, like the Gigantor LG Urbane.

    3. Re:Get the framework right by shilly · · Score: 1

      That is properly informative and insightful

  20. Better waterproofing? by allo · · Score: 1

    Something is waterproof or it is not.

    1. Re:Better waterproofing? by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Something is waterproof or it is not.

      I guess the article talk about better IP rating : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The apple watch is rated IPX7. The first digit ‘X’ means that there's no certified protection rating for solid particle. But we can easily guess that's it's the equivalent of 6, which is "Dust tight" protection.

      The second digit '7' mean that it's certified for immersion up to 1m depth. So you can bring your watch in a small pool, but not if you like to dive.

      So, in this case, TFA is probably implies that the Apple Watch 2 will be IP68 (like Samsung Gear S2) or better.

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      Elok
    2. Re:Better waterproofing? by allo · · Score: 1

      Nice post. Would mod informative.

  21. LG "Smart" Watch by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

    My LG Smart watch can't even f'n keep time on it's own. If it sits on its base charging, but not bluetooth connected to the phone - within a day or two the time will go out of sync. Within 5 days, the time will be off by at least 30 minutes, and the date will be wrong.

    A watch that can't even keep time is NOT a freaking watch.

  22. Then there's no such thing as "water-proof" by Brannon · · Score: 1

    All that exists is various levels of water resistance.

    Or are you saying that a cheap "water-proof" Casio will still work after being submerged to a depth of 10,000 ft for a year?

    FWIW, the original Apple watch is rated IPX7 under IEC standard 60529, meaning that it can sustain being submerged under 1 meter of water for 30 min.

  23. They do reference a standard. by Brannon · · Score: 2

    It's IPX7 under IEC standard 60529.

    1. Re:They do reference a standard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly his point, IPX7 is not even remotely waterproof and also never advertised that way because that would be false advertising. It's usually called "water-resistant".

      I go swimming with my watch all the time, but that's because it's water proof up to 200m depth. Go swimming with an Apple watch, and you can buy a new one. That's because it is not waterproof and also not advertised as such.

  24. Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes? by Brannon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or are you really so fucking stupid that you don't know how to spell "Cue"?

  25. Re:That's good news for fans by macs4all · · Score: 0

    I bet their existing Apple watch was getting lonely in the drawer all by itself. Now they can buy something to keep it company.

    With its 97% Satisfaction rating, I don't think there are actually too many languishing in drawers.

    Check your facts before you post, Hater.

  26. Better Waterboarding? by eepok · · Score: 1

    I read the title as saying, "... Faster Processor and Better Waterboarding" and didn't blink an eye. I thought to myself, "Well, at least it's getting better."

  27. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Queue", asshole.

  28. FIRE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than burning your skin like to old apple watch.
    The new apple 2 watch just sets you on fire.

  29. Re: That's good news for fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only cultists, refer to their opponents as "haters". Go consult your e-meter, dude.

  30. Re: That's good news for fans by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Only cultists, refer to their opponents as "haters". Go consult your e-meter, dude.

    Only Anonymous Cowards post worthless, untruthful hatred on Slashdot.

    So STFU and FOAD, COWARD.

  31. Re: Are we supposed to get in line with other joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be so angry. Your watches battery will be recharged pretty soon now....

  32. And it's still a POS by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "GPS, Faster Processor and Better Waterproofing" ...and it'll still be a flop.

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    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  33. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Nah, I did that delibrately to annoy pedantic twats

  34. OH IN CASE YOU ARE WALKING VERY FAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and didn't have your phone on you. Or you got robbed by gay bashers and you can run before you get your watch off.

    How to find your way back to San Francisco. What a bargain. Does it come in Starbucks latte brown with cum froth trim?

  35. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by shilly · · Score: 1

    Er, no. In this context, cue is correct, queue is incorrect. How long would it have taken for you to check your correction on Google? But then, I guess the fact that you don't know the difference between cue and queue is ample proof that you're too dim to think of doing that.

  36. Will it CUM in Mac OH ESSEX Leapord Skin Trim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We love it when it has booty emoji too. Please say it has booty emoji.

    1. Re:Will it CUM in Mac OH ESSEX Leapord Skin Trim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oooh honey you is just so trashy oh my gawd!!! oh no you just did not.

      this is unbelievable.

    2. Re:Will it CUM in Mac OH ESSEX Leapord Skin Trim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They be sayin the new waterproofing just takes load after load dear. I knows i wants me one.

  37. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, no, dumbfuck. Queue, as in a fucking line. As in line up the jokes. As in, fucking learn to fucking speak fucking proper fucking English.

    Asshole.

  38. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    Cue, as "Cue the haters to queue their abuse."

    Or in "fucking english", that would be "Cue, as in fucking queue the goddam haters to queue their dumfuck asses up to shit their abuse."

  39. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, such anger. Watch the blood pressure dude. You don't wanna have a stroke.

    Well, judging by your last sentence, I think I'm too late.

    Speak way understand better this fucking you if?

  40. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    "Speak way understand better this fucking you if?"

    "fucking" English isn't my first language, I think I messed it up. Sorry about that.

    Otherwise, *whoosh*.

  41. Re:Are we supposed to get in line with other jokes by shilly · · Score: 1

    Oh boy. Did you really just do that to yourself?

    It is so *sweet* watching people get cross about a language over which they have such little command.

    Let's quote the OED, shall we?
    "Cue:
    1. A thing said or done that serves as a signal to an actor or other performer to enter or to begin their speech or performance:
    'she had not yet been given her cue to come out on to the dais'
    1.1 A signal for action:
    'his success was the cue for the rest of Fleet Street to forge ahead'
    1.2 A circumstance or piece of information which aids the memory in retrieving details not recalled spontaneously.
    1.3 A feature of something perceived that is used in the brain’s interpretation of the perception:
    'expectancy is communicated both by auditory and visual cues'
    1.4 A hint or indication about how to behave in particular circumstances:
    'my teacher joked about such attitudes and I followed her cue'
    2 [MASS NOUN] A facility for playing through an audio or video recording very rapidly until a desired starting point is reached."

    Meanings 1, 1.1 and 2 apply here. "Queue", however, is the wrong word. And you are spectacularly, completely, humiliatingly, utterly, wrong. Twice!! Congratulations. Do you vote for Trump, too?