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Apple Said To Plan First Pro Laptop Overhaul in Four Years (bloomberg.com)

It's been a while since Apple upgraded most of its computer lineups. It has come to a point, where it's being advised that the Cupertino-based company should stop selling the dated inventories. But the wait will be over later this year, says Mark Gurman, the reporter with the best track record in Apple's ecosystem. Reporting for Bloomberg, Gurman says that the company will be overhauling its MacBook Pro laptop line for the first time in over four years, packing it with a range of interesting features. From the report: The updated notebooks will be thinner, include a touch screen strip for function keys, and will be offered with more powerful and efficient graphics processors for expert users such as video gamers, said the people, who asked not to be named. The most significant addition to the new MacBook Pro is a secondary display above the keyboard that replaces the standard function key row. Instead of physical keys, a strip-like screen will present functions on an as-needed basis that fit the current task or application. The smaller display will use Organic Light-Emitting Diodes, a thinner, lighter and sharper screen technology, KGI Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo said earlier this year. Apple's goal with the dedicated function display is to simplify keyboard shortcuts traditionally used by experienced users. The panel will theoretically display media playback controls when iTunes is open, while it could display editing commands like cut and paste during word processing tasks, the people said. The display also allows Apple to add new buttons via software updates rather than through more expensive, slower hardware refreshes. [...] Apple is using one of AMD's "Polaris" graphics chips because the design offers the power efficiency and thinness necessary to fit inside the slimmer Apple notebook, the person said.

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  1. What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you open a Macbook Air, the entire thing is filled with tamper-proof epoxy and glue and any type of serviceability is practically impossible.

    1. Re:What about the batteries?? by saloomy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apple can service the batteries for you. This isn't the same as having swappable batteries, since you can't extend the battery runtime by swapping batteries in the middle of your day, but you do get longer run times with the built-in batteries (given a certain laptop body size) since they use more of the internal space for housing them vs. a battery case, latch and release mechanism, circuit contacts, unit protection, etc... And, the units themselves can be sturdier since the case can take a simpler shape, with no seams for the batteries.

      The cost of switching them are pretty reasonable at an apple store too. I was surprised, as I would have assumed it would be an egregious price (because... apple). The only painful part of the process was losing the laptop for a few days.

    2. Re:What about the batteries?? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Apple laptops are not designed to be user-serviceable (or even necessarily third-party serviceable).
      You're not the the consumer Apple is interested in. Just buy something else and put Linux on it.

    3. Re: What about the batteries?? by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      Ewww. This is why i would not buy an Apple product. Any company that pulls a stunt like that deserves to be shitlisted. They would have to not only stop pulling this kind of shit, but they will have to prove that they won't do it ever again before they get "paroled" from it. If they do even the tiniest thing wrong again (parole violation), they get shitlisted forever with no possibility of release

    4. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anonymously for good reason.

      Servicing Macs is a love/hate thing. On one hand, the web resource is amazing. One unified system for in-warranty or out of warranty parts, tons of technical documentation, service manuals, FAQs, videos, etc. It's great. They also have a great system in place for training and certifications.

      On the other hand, the hardware design has gotten more and more anti-consumer AND anti-tech (even for official certified techs) with each iteration. The batteries are a great example... from user-removable, to removable with a special screwdriver, to epoxied-in and requiring an entire top-case replacement (not a quick job, basically gutting every part from the main frame). Working on iMacs is akin to having to remove your windshield to change your oil or air filter or do really anything (other than add/replace RAM, but the writing is on the wall for that one as they've soldered-in the RAM on everything but the iMac at this point, making memory expansion impossible). Not only that, but even after you remove the LCD everything is in backwards so you have to remove EVERYTHING just to do the littlest thing because you can't get at the connectors otherwise (they're on the motherboard, which is in upside down, and before the MB comes out everything else has to come out first). Imaging having to remove your engine to replace your oil filter. I hate all-in-one computers with a passion but at least other manufacturers (like Dell) get it right where you can remove a back panel and just service things in-place. Want to replace your hard drive? Looks like a standard 3.5" SATA drive... but nope! Special thermal sensor built in, so you have to either pay the insane Apple tax for an Apple part (good luck finding one if you're not an Apple service center), or buy a third-party gizmo that will externalize the thermal sensor like it should've been in the first fucking place.

      Oh, and that LCD you have to remove first to do anything on an iMac? Used to just be held in with magnets (slick). Now it's use-once adhesive tape, that you need to cut, discard, and replace EVERY SINGLE TIME. A tedious, expensive, and unnecessary PITA designed to just piss everyone off because they can.

      Then there's the proprietary SSD connector in MacBooks that should be M.2 but isn't, so that Apple can charge you 10X what one pays for a regular M.2 SSD (like every other laptop uses now).

      Don't get me started on the abomination from hell that is the Mac Pro. I think with all the special tools and contraptions you have to buy to service that piece of shit you could've bought another MacBook. The process is a nightmare, and it doesn't help that the GPU cards keep failing on them. It shouldn't have ever seen the light of day, the employees who designed it should've been fired and whatever acid they were on at the time should be banned from the face of the earth. And not only do you get screwed over in design, but also in price... for the cost you could get 2 Dell Precisions that would run circles around the wimpy power of the Mac Pro (and can actually store its additional drives and add-ons internally like a proper workstation).

      There is zero excuse for the BS they pull with the RAM, the SSDs, and the batteries... the only reason is that it can discourage repairs/upgrades and force users to buy a whole new computer when they could (and should) have been able to just upgrade/repair their existing one. Why let a user buy a $170 M.2 drive from Amazon when you can instead force them to buy a $2K new laptop from you? Why let a user replace a $100 battery when you can instead charge $365 for a replacement topcase+battery assembly? Same with the keyboard... same $365 part, which is a $20 part on a high-end Dell and replaceable in just a couple minutes. Crack your LCD? That'll be $700, please... never mind a normal LCD for every other fucking laptop is $50-80.

      Apple is one of the most arrogant, evil companies out there right now but unfortunately their masses of mindless-sheep zealot followers are too brainwa

    5. Re: What about the batteries?? by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and "shitlist" them. Nobody but you will care.

    6. Re:What about the batteries?? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      If you open a Macbook Air, the entire thing is filled with tamper-proof epoxy and glue and any type of serviceability is practically impossible.

      Bullshit.

    7. Re:What about the batteries?? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Apple can service the batteries for you.

      Honestly, if you can change a fanbelt in a car (well, at least MOST cars), you can replace the battery in a Mac laptop. They are ALWAYS on the top-most "layer" (as viewed with the laptop upside-down), and even though some of the newer models have Pentalobe screws, those are not likely to need new batteries yet, and even if they do, Pentalobe screwdrivers are reasonably easy to find.

    8. Re:What about the batteries?? by moosehooey · · Score: 1

      With the alternative being Windows 10, I'm not too surprised...

    9. Re:What about the batteries?? by macs4all · · Score: 2

      Apple laptops are not designed to be user-serviceable (or even necessarily third-party serviceable).

      Laptops in general are not designed to be user-serviceable, nor even necessarily third-party serviceable. Apple laptops are really no worse or better than any other recent laptop manufacturer's design.

      But, with the exception of the keyboard on the Unibody models, the stuff that people need to change (Hard Drive/SSD, battery and trackpad, and RAM on socketed models) are generally pretty easy to get to and replace.

    10. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go check some other laptop brands in a shop and let me know if you find a descend one that won't lose its warranty if you try to open and service it (even for something as simple as increasing the RAM).

    11. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. If something like that bothers you, try other companies and see which one doesn't make your shitlist. Is it DELL with their non-service? Is it Lenovo with their Superfish spyware crap? Let me know, I would be seriously interested in a non-shitty company that makes good laptops.

    12. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      Apple is simply the lesser evil at the moment, and during the past several years. Those who disagree may keep enjoying the Windows 10 experience.

    13. Re:What about the batteries?? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      designed to just piss everyone off because they can.

      Well - it's designed to be cheaper and simpler to build for them. It's not designed to be servicable - we have been very used to having computers that we can build from components for years. We don't generally complain that we can't upgrade the RAM in a cellphone, but we sure moan about it in a laptop.

    14. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird. I don't use either apple or Windows 10. Posting from magic.

    15. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you open a Macbook Air, the entire thing is filled with tamper-proof epoxy and glue

      That's magic unicorn cum.

    16. Re:What about the batteries?? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      No. It's regular unicorn cum. The magic stuff is reserved for the Pro line.

    17. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! But your magic is not (yet) for the masses. The only real alternatives for most people are Windows and OS X.

    18. Re:What about the batteries?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I had to dig a bit to find the actual prices since they side them fairly effectively on their web site, but here they are: https://support.apple.com/en-g...

      That's about 2-3x what you would expect to pay for a genuine replacement part alone, maybe 5-6x for a referb or 3rd party one. Plus you have to give them your laptop for days.

      They also lie subtly about the expected battery life. They say 80% after 1000 cycles, but what they don't tell you is that their under-powered chargers need the battery to cover periods of high power demand, when the CPU or GPU or both are running flat out. So even if you are plugged in, it can still be counting towards your lifetime cycles.

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    19. Re:What about the batteries?? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      My three year old rMBP shows a cycle count of 396 and condition normal. Battery Health tells me it has 88% of its original capacity. My experience with MBPs with removable batteries is that they tended to start degrading after 100 cycles and would be dead well before 300 (the alleged lifetime).

      I normally would have replaced this laptop a year ago, but the current offerings from Apple are not compelling. This one is fine for everything I do with it but it will be changed after the refresh.

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    20. Re:What about the batteries?? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      My experience with MBPs with removable batteries is that they tended to start degrading after 100 cycles and would be dead well before 300 (the alleged lifetime).

      You are either a liar, or a serial battery-abuser.

    21. Re: What about the batteries?? by saloomy · · Score: 1

      In the US, it's $199 for them to replace your battery on a 15" rMBP. Let's ignore labor, and assume your time is free, please show me where I can buy a $66-$100 battery for the same machine that is both new and genuine.

    22. Re: What about the batteries?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There are loads of genuine ones on Amazon and eBay.

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    23. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, their proprietary hard drive interface (not msata or m.2), soldered in ram, non removable keyboard, invented to be difficult screws, lcds build into the lid (with 4 pins reversed for no reason), ask these things are "No worse than other manufacturers"?

      I run a repair shop, the only other manufacturer that comes close to screwing customers the same way is Dell with their alienware line, but even those are 100% modular.

      All other pcs use standards complaint parts, standard screws, and are in fact designed to be repaired (most Macs today seem designed to be thrown away. Try replacing the hard drive in a modern iMac compared with a 5 year old model)

      No worse my ass

    24. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do hundreds of laptops a year. The only time I've seen a warranty void sticker for hard drives/ ram is when it's under the keyboard or on alienware crap

    25. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breaking a sticker can't void your warranty. That is a violation of the Magnusson-Moss act. Or do you believe everything a corporation tells you?

    26. Re: What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is Hillary to Microsoft's Trump at the moment, I'm afraid. It got me to buy a MBP.

    27. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, the real geeks build their own computers and run Linux, and laugh at the hipsters and their iTrash.

    28. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was a cheap computer, then maybe it might be excusable. But with Apple you pay top dollar for a computer that's built to be disposable. That's why people complain, even though it's nothing new with Apple.

    29. Re:What about the batteries?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real geeks are not even 0.000001 % of this market. The rest can't use Linux at the moment, so laugh all you want, but Windows and OS X are the only two alternatives for almost everyone.

  2. sharp edge by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i vote for getting rid of the sharp edge that's grating the skin off my wrists. i'd similarly welcome a computer that can keep itself cool without sounding like an asthmatic jet engine. it would also be nice to be able to fall asleep with a running computer on my chest/abdomen without being woken up by a burning skin sensation.

    1. Re:sharp edge by HBI · · Score: 2

      Have you cleaned the fan out lately? It'll probably help, and you'll find crud in there that you hardly imagined possible.

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    2. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do clean my older (2011) MacBook Pro fan out. What would be nice is if they made it easier to get at. Hopefully they're using screws rather than even more glue like they've been doing in the newer models. Thinner is not a priority for me. Maintainability, battery life, and performance is.

    3. Re:sharp edge by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 2

      the ridiculous noise was the first thing i noticed when my employer bought these computers. there was no dust in them back then. there simply isn't a large enough air exhaust to be quiet.

    4. Re:sharp edge by Sir+Holo · · Score: 4, Informative

      i vote for getting rid of the sharp edge that's grating the skin off my wrists.

      I bought a nail file, one with two different grits.

      I filed down the case-edges where it hits the wrists. Also the two sharp edges of the "case-opener" indent. Problem solved.

    5. Re:sharp edge by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doesn't Mac OS have cooling profiles like Windows does? On Windows 7 and later you can configure the cooling profile in the advanced power management settings to be either "active" or "passive". Active ramps the fan up, passive throttles the CPU to keep the temperature down. I used to use it when I was downloading stuff overnight to keep the fan on silent.

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    6. Re:sharp edge by ravenscar · · Score: 1

      I can understand the sharp edge comment, but not the heat/noise. My MacBook Pro runs cool as a cucumber and damned near silent. It's like church mouse compared to the leaf blower that is my HP work machine. I'm not doubting you. I just wonder if there is a difference between years/models.

    7. Re:sharp edge by rsborg · · Score: 1

      the ridiculous noise was the first thing i noticed when my employer bought these computers. there was no dust in them back then. there simply isn't a large enough air exhaust to be quiet.

      Macs are the quietest laptops (about 1/3 of the population) in our company of 5000+. Are you sure you or your employer aren't mining bitcoin in the background or something?

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    8. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i vote for getting rid of the sharp edge that's grating the skin off my wrists. i'd similarly welcome a computer that can keep itself cool without sounding like an asthmatic jet engine. it would also be nice to be able to fall asleep with a running computer on my chest/abdomen without being woken up by a burning skin sensation.

      I use my rMBP 15" 8 hours a day. The only time I hear the fans is when my Windows VM decides it needs to recompile .NET, or apply Windows Updates. Otherwise it's virtually silent.

    9. Re:sharp edge by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      I can understand the sharp edge comment, but not the heat/noise. My MacBook Pro runs cool as a cucumber and damned near silent. It's like church mouse compared to the leaf blower that is my HP work machine. I'm not doubting you. I just wonder if there is a difference between years/models.

      I had someone say the same thing about Toshiba versus Lenovo laptops. When I put them both side by side and run a stress test to trigger the fan the Toshiba was much quieter yet they claimed it was louder. So the only thing I could determine is the type of fan differed enough that it triggered more noise for this employee. There were ultrabooks as well so very quiet. In the end I'm sure he just wanted a Lenovo.

    10. Re:sharp edge by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      May depend on what's being used. My old MacBook had issues displaying certain pages in the browser (flash video, I think?) and would go from quiet and cool to full-processor and hot in a matter of a minute. The new MacBook Pro is also generally good, but turn on Skype, for instance, and it's transformed into a heating unit almost instantaneously.

    11. Re:sharp edge by bondsbw · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are doing what to an Apple product? No!!!

      The proper way to handle this is to pre-grate your wrists prior to using the magical device. The Apple Watch 2 is rumored to have it built-in.

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    12. Re:sharp edge by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      It can also be a difference in software.

      My company uses a particular video conference software that is developed by people that apparently won some kind of bet to NOT use any of the hardware accelerated codecs for video and audio. Join a meeting, watch the CPU spike, the fans spin up. Leave the meeting, fans turn off after about 15 seconds.

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    13. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a macbook air. They're great as there's no noise from it at all (perfect for youtube/movies/etc where a fan would spin up on a traditional MBP). a lot ligther too! I'd trust that a lot more when falling asleep, over a MBP and it's heat.

      Just got to get over the camera now. watching you fall asleep. always watching...

    14. Re:sharp edge by Megol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you have only Macs and bargain-basement Acers?
      Really, Apple choose style over function when it comes to cooling. Smaller inlet and outlet vents means higher sound levels compared to a machine with large (clearly visible) vents even if the fan and heatsink/heatpipe is kept the same. However Apple machines tend to have small heatsinks, small fans.

      And then physics get in the way -> louder. Yes one can innovate by improving the fan efficiency, the sound profile of the fan (by spacing the fan blades right), making more efficient heatsinks etc. Physics still is a problem in getting the cooling working right.
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    15. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? I've had my macbook pro for a year now and it's the quietest computer I own -- quieter than my last laptop (HP) and my current desktop.

    16. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i vote for getting rid of the sharp edge that's grating the skin off my wrists. i'd similarly welcome a computer that can keep itself cool without sounding like an asthmatic jet engine. it would also be nice to be able to fall asleep with a running computer on my chest/abdomen without being woken up by a burning skin sensation.

      On every Macbook Pro I buy for the past few years I round off the sharp edges with fine sandpaper (e.g. 600 grit emery paper) and then polish them (plain white paper works well for polishing). I also round the sharp tips of each side of the cutout in front of the mouse pad. It's wonderful to have smooth edges under your wrists rather than the sharp edges Apple provides, probably favoring aesthetics over real functionality, as they often seem to do these days.

      You do have to be careful not to get aluminum dust in the computer. I tape over the holes before doing the sanding. Also, when done clean up any dust on the surface with a damp cloth.

    17. Re:sharp edge by espenskaufel · · Score: 1

      the ridiculous noise was the first thing i noticed when my employer bought these computers. there was no dust in them back then. there simply isn't a large enough air exhaust to be quiet.

      Macs are the quietest laptops (about 1/3 of the population) in our company of 5000+. Are you sure you or your employer aren't mining bitcoin in the background or something?

      Unless the rest of your company does not use computers, but hoover vacuum cleaners this has to be a joke... There are some serious cooling issues with the high end versions for sure.

    18. Re:sharp edge by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Mac OS have cooling profiles like Windows does? On Windows 7 and later you can configure the cooling profile in the advanced power management settings to be either "active" or "passive". Active ramps the fan up, passive throttles the CPU to keep the temperature down. I used to use it when I was downloading stuff overnight to keep the fan on silent.

      They use different terminology; but yes, macOS does provide for different power-consumption profiles.

    19. Re:sharp edge by macs4all · · Score: 2

      May depend on what's being used. My old MacBook had issues displaying certain pages in the browser (flash video, I think?) and would go from quiet and cool to full-processor and hot in a matter of a minute.

      That's because Adobe won't do hardware video acceleration on Macs. It's a well-known problem, and yet another reason to ditch Adobe, like I have. My 2013 MacBook Pro came without Flash installed, and I decided to see how long I could live without it.

      I still haven't installed ANY Adobe product, including Acrobat Reader nor Flash. Don't miss it one little bit.

    20. Re:sharp edge by swillden · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Mac OS have cooling profiles like Windows does? On Windows 7 and later you can configure the cooling profile in the advanced power management settings to be either "active" or "passive". Active ramps the fan up, passive throttles the CPU to keep the temperature down. I used to use it when I was downloading stuff overnight to keep the fan on silent.

      They use different terminology; but yes, macOS does provide for different power-consumption profiles.

      How do you configure them? It's not in the "Energy Saver" section of the preferences app.

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    21. Re:sharp edge by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      All my Mac Laptops are less noisy than any Windows Laptop I ever worked on during the last 10 years.
      On top of that, the "PCs" always get hot into heavy "work" for no apparent reason. And the fan jumps on 100% for a minute or two, as if it can not adjust dynamically.
      In the bureau I work right now we have 4 of those ... forgot the brand have to check tomorrow, I think HP, every one of them goes into that "fan needs to be on 100%" 3 or 4 times an hour.
      Pretty annoying!

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    22. Re:sharp edge by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Skype is a buggy shit, it is unbelieveable.
      Once a month it suddenly grabs a core and puts it on 100% usage, doing nothing but beach balling, sometimes it kills the whole machine for 5 minutes and I have to ssh in to kill it.

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    23. Re:sharp edge by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Back in the Mac Plus days, when fanless design was an extremely shrill ideological point at Apple, you could spend $400 on a plastic shroud with a muffin fan in it that you slipped into the handhold of your Mac Plus to keep it from freezing unexpectedly.

      I took one of those fans apart. Yep, plastic shroud, power switch, muffin fan. Hundreds of dollars. Those were the good old days for Apple Resellers.

    24. Re:sharp edge by GNious · · Score: 1

      Pro-tip: Uninstall Flash and Skype, and not only will your laptop be quieter, it'll help with battery-time.

    25. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proper way to handle this is to pre-grate your wrists prior to using the magical device. The Apple Watch 2 is rumored to have it built-in.

      No, no, no! You're both doing it wrong!
      The *real* proper way to handle it is to wear iGloves (R) which can be purchased from any Apple store for the special price of $199.99 .

    26. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adobe DOES use hardware acceleration... just poorly -- across platforms.

      Try running some truly GPU intensive software on it, like DaVinci Resolve, and you'll probably get your jet engine. I used to attempt to render films out of Resolve on my MacBook Pro; it was almost comically painful since the GPU ran so hot that the fan would crank loudly enough to hear throughout the house, until it go so hot that it throttled back... then the fan would go silent, the render would come to an almost complete halt, and finally when the GPU was cool enough it would throttle back up and start the cycle anew. It routinely performed 12-hour renders in only 2-3 days.

      Definitely NOT professional material.

    27. Re:sharp edge by petervandervos · · Score: 1

      All I can find is the pmset command, available from a terminal. See man page
      But i could not find something like "active" or "passive"

    28. Re:sharp edge by swillden · · Score: 1

      All I can find is the pmset command, available from a terminal. See man page But i could not find something like "active" or "passive"

      Yeah, I've never found anything like that, GUI or command line.

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    29. Re:sharp edge by swillden · · Score: 1

      They use different terminology; but yes, macOS does provide for different power-consumption profiles.

      After looking for a while, I'm quite certain you're wrong; there's nothing that lets you control the use of active cooling vs thermal throttling. I suspect you know you're wrong as well, which is why you haven't responded.

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    30. Re:sharp edge by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      There's also something to be said for a proper typing posture

    31. Re: sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What fan? And I agree on the shitty sharp edges on the case

    32. Re:sharp edge by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      There's also something to be said for a proper typing posture

      Hmmn. I wish there was such a thing.

      Coding in bed with a laptop... They did not teach me that in the high-school typing class (which I didn't take, BTW; I took 'computers' instead, and learned to program. 35 years later, I have yet to ever suffer anything like carpal tunnel syndrome).

      Proper typing posture is for secretaries, sitting at desks, and using a mechanical typewriter. That requires hovering your wrists. Modern laptops have wrist-rests, so that – when you are not actively typing – you can relax your entire fore-arms. And as a bonus, if you have the sk1llz, you can mouse and type without ever needing to engage a muscle in your fore-arm, much less beyond your elbow.

      Good keyboarding is finger dexterity alone.

    33. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a different design philosophy:

      PC: Keep the components cool to extend their life, and provide sufficient cooling that the computer can always run at full speed.
      Mac: Run the components at their thermal limits shortening their life, and when it gets too hot just throttle the speed down. But hey, it's so quiet and thin!

    34. Re:sharp edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More lies and bullshit from paid Apple shill macs4all? You don't say!

  3. Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fantastic. Nothing suits a keyboard better than having to look down at it to use it.

    1. Re: Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +50... Exactly. Fucking Apple, they just can't help themselves. F1-F12 have been working pretty well so let's change it!

    2. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep: it's an idiotic "feature"

    3. Re:Touch screen function keys by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I imagine 90% of the users don't use them without looking as it is so they're just expanding the user feedback.

    4. Re:Touch screen function keys by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Apple is now aiming all it's products at kids who think the iPad is a computer and never learned to touch type.

    5. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's nothing.

      the next laptop refresh will replace what barely passes as a normal keyboard now with little square touch sensors.

      then after that will simply see an ipad built into bottom half of the laptop to use as a 'keyboard'.

      and finally, they'll just dispense with the upper display and just keep the bottom half.... oh wait, that's just an ipad.

      see where this going? "apps" and "mobile" are where the money is, especially that 30% off top from the appstore for essentially doing nothing but processing payments and stuffing the download bits into their distribution cdn. the hardware sales are a drop in the bucket, even with forced obsolescence they've baked-in. residuals are where the easy big bucks are. apple will make *billions* off pokemon go, even more than nintendo will, and they didn't really do a damn thing to 'earn' any of it.

    6. Re:Touch screen function keys by clubby · · Score: 1

      About 30 seconds after it debuts, there will be a Classic Function Keys app that gets downloaded thousands of times per hour.

    7. Re:Touch screen function keys by GerbilSoft · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lenovo tried this already with the [url='http://www.laptopmag.com/reviews/laptops/lenovo-thinkpad-x1-carbon-2014']2014 ThinkPad X1 Carbon[/url]. Granted, the touch strip had fixed indicators instead of a full OLED screen, but it was garbage. (Never mind the other keyboard brain damage like replacing Caps Lock with Home/End and tacking on a Delete key to the right of Backspace.)

      Thankfully, they reverted this with the 2015 model.

    8. Re:Touch screen function keys by GerbilSoft · · Score: 1

      And I totally botched the URL by using BBcode-style links.

      ThinkPad X1 Carbon 2014 Review

    9. Re:Touch screen function keys by Solandri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only reason 90% of users have to look at the function keys to use them is because on 90% of laptops, some idiot accountant or designer decided that spacing the function keys equally was cheaper or looked cleaner than breaking them into groups of 4 like on a real keyboard. The few laptops which split the function keys into groups of 4 (the Thinkpads for one), I can use all day without looking at the keyboard.

    10. Re:Touch screen function keys by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Can we get a touch screen with a stylus for the entire display, please? It's kind of sad when $500 notebooks include this feature but $2000 MacBook Pros do not.

    11. Re:Touch screen function keys by KingBozo · · Score: 2

      Well, this is not new, my stinkpad carbon has the feature and there were so many complaints that the following version went back to keys instead of the touch strip.

      Stupid idea already proven in the market to be stupid.

    12. Re: Touch screen function keys by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 0

      +50... Exactly. Fucking Apple, they just can't help themselves. F1-F12 have been working pretty well so let's change it!

      The function keys will still be there, just in touch screen form and since nobody uses the function keys for speed typing I don't see why you are raising such a stink over this.

    13. Re: Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The function keys will still be there, just in touch screen form and since nobody uses the function keys for speed typing I don't see why you are raising such a stink over this.

      Re-read the following summary snippet. And there are actually people who use the function keys quite frequently. Is it 'speed-typing'? no, but it is certainly more efficient than whatever hipster touchscreen solution Apple is proposing.

      The most significant addition to the new MacBook Pro is a secondary display above the keyboard that replaces the standard function key row. Instead of physical keys, a strip-like screen will present functions on an as-needed basis

    14. Re: Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you never debugged a program...

    15. Re:Touch screen function keys by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      How long until it becomes muscle memory?

      Setup a mapping for photoshop and use it every day. Some people can swype type on their 'feedbackless' touch screens.

    16. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's mostly because a touch screen on a thin and light notebook is a fucking retarded fad-driven usability nightmare, especially when there are no touch controls in OS X.

    17. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And the twat that squished the arrow keys (up/down) together on modern keyboards.

      And the other twat that moved the group of 6 home/end/pgup/pgdwn about and screwed me up there.

      I'm getting old. I don't need this shit.

      And the arrow keys on the new wireless keyboards especailly. I mean WTF apple. one of the few highly used keys!

      I worry that apple will one day add microsoft style telemetry. Then I'll be fucked on new OS's too unless I go back to Linux. fucking get off my grass!

    18. Re:Touch screen function keys by phayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Just like removing the physical keys doomed the iPhone because we all know that Blackberry proved looong ago that physical keys are better!

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    19. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use a stylus to make sketches even without touch controls. Would have been nice.

    20. Re: Touch screen function keys by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I try to *avoid* using the function key shortcuts because the function keys are already bloody hard to get to. But sometimes there is something i need not so often where the inconvenience of the F keys aren't so bad. I definitely don't want to have to be traversing up to the screen for them. It's already bad how dependent OS/X is on the touchpad; now I must go from keyboard to screen to touchpad? Touchpad swipes may work when you're lounging around surfing the web but they are horribly time consuming when you must use them to navigate in development.

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    21. Re: Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are context-depending, i.e. function keys mapping/icons change depending on context/app.

    22. Re: Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      +50... Exactly. Fucking Apple, they just can't help themselves. F1-F12 have been working pretty well so let's change it!

      The function keys will still be there, just in touch screen form and since nobody uses the function keys for speed typing I don't see why you are raising such a stink over this.

      And it's actually a way-cool idea to have "programmable keytops" for F-Keys, instead of those non-standard and hard-to-figure-out heiroglyphs (WTF does 3 disconnected rectangles of varying-sizes mean?). I for one would LOVE to have customized F-Keys for use with Logic Pro, Final Cut Pro, etc. etc.

      Mark my words: It will be less than one year before every other laptop starts switching to "virtual F-Keys", too.

      And if it is a continuous strip, they can use it for things like volume and brightness sliders, too. Kind of like having a 64 X 800 iPad built-in, without the Gorilla Arm effect.

      This is actually much more than a gimmick. It's a new interface idea.

    23. Re: Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Re-read the following summary snippet. And there are actually people who use the function keys quite frequently. Is it 'speed-typing'? no, but it is certainly more efficient than whatever hipster touchscreen solution Apple is proposing.

      Pretty bold words for someone who hasn't even seen, let alone tried it.

    24. Re:Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      yep: it's an idiotic "feature"

      Which every single other laptop manufacturer is already trying to copy...

    25. Re:Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I worry that apple will one day add microsoft style telemetry.

      Never happen. In fact, if you watched the 2016 WWDC Keynote, you would realize that they are busily redesigning stuff to be LESS "chatty", and do more things like speech-recognition, without having to depend on server-side help (and the attendant information-leaking). And when stuff does need to go to Apple, they are using techniques such as Differential Privacy to anonymize the info.

    26. Re: Touch screen function keys by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I personally only really use the function keys heavily while programming... but I do use them a lot.

      In visual studio
      F5 start
      F10 - step over
      F11 - step into
      Shift-F11 step out
      Shift F5 - terminate session
      Ctrl-F9 toggle breakpoint

      etc etc etc

      In filemaker Pro advanced (script debugging)

      Step over F5
      Step into f6
      Step out F7
      Halt Shift-F8
      Ctrl-F9 toggle breakpoint
      Ctrl-F10 edit script
      etc etc

      As Filemaker Pro is x-platform (win+mac) these shortcuts all apply in OSX as well, although "Ctrl" becomes "Command".

      And yeah, I absolutely *do* touch type all that stuff... and more.
      If I wanted to look where I was touching, I might as well use the ribbon/toolbars on the screen.

      And this is a "pro" product? Once again, Apple does not seem to have any clue what a pro wants. To them, a pro user is just a richer dumb consumer who has more money to spend on a slightly faster version of the consumer product. Fuck you apple, if you want to make a more expensive macbook air for rich consumers fill your boots! but make pro products for pro users. The last perfect macbook pro I had was from 2009 -- it had Ethernet, DVDRW, etc. My 2015 unit; im fine lugging around a DVDRW as an external USB device as I rarely need it, but I wish the space had been used for cooling and battery; and I really hate the thunderbolt dongle for ethernet.

      The 2017 model? Even thinner? (What pro user is asking for that?!!) And now we lose the tactile function keys to a touch ribbon bar? If they'd wanted to make the keys with oled displays in them that might have been a little neat... but this? Thanks for nothing.

    27. Re:Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      About 30 seconds after it debuts, there will be a Classic Function Keys app that gets downloaded thousands of times per hour.

      That "set" will be baked-into the OS. No need for download.

      But all the other cool F-Key sets will be available quite quickly.

    28. Re:Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      And I totally botched the URL by using BBcode-style links. ThinkPad X1 Carbon 2014 Review

      That IS lame!

      Apple's won't be ANYTHING like that piece of garbage. What's the point of a piece of Lexan with screen-printed symbols. All they are doing is using a "Deadfront" black to hide the non-illuminated, pre-defined symbols. Pffft!

      Apple is talking about doing the whole shebang as a capacitive touch OLED display/touchpad. They will be able to put ANYTHING on that display, and use it as keys, sliders, and Full-Color status indicators. (I assume it will be a color display).

      FInally a place for all those things living in Mac Users' Menu Bar, and a death to all the bizarre iconography on the F-Keys!

    29. Re:Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 0

      Well, this is not new, my stinkpad carbon has the feature and there were so many complaints that the following version went back to keys instead of the touch strip.

      Stupid idea already proven in the market to be stupid.

      No, it was because it was a half-assed implementation of a decent concept.

      Watch how Apple shows everyone else how it's done...

    30. Re:Touch screen function keys by evileeyore · · Score: 1

      This... I use my keyboard shortcut keys all day every day. not having them their would be a pain in the ass.

    31. Re:Touch screen function keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes it did.

      Everything text-related is better on an old BlackBerry. Everything. Text entry is simpler and less error-prone. Re-positioning the cursor for edits and corrections is significantly faster and more precise (on "modern" phones, it's easier to erase and rewrite than it is to move the cursor!) Even working with lists is faster and easier, from navigation to selecting multiple items.

      Working with a BlackBerry Classic or Passport feels liberating after suffering with touch-only garbage.

      When the smartphone changed from "productivity tool" to "fun toy" usability and utility took a turn for the worst. Some tasks are infinitely better served with physical buttons.

          For you game players, imagine playing a game like Super Mario on a touch-screen interface. Awful, isn't it? Now, imagine the same game played with a physical controller. That's how people like me, who do a lot of mobile work, feel about this whole touch-screen fad. Give me a proper mobile keyboard and trackpad. Hell, I take a jog-wheel if it means I can easily re-position the cursor! Give me something to ease the pain of these bullshit "modern" interfaces.

    32. Re: Touch screen function keys by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I definitely don't want to have to be traversing up to the screen for them

      From what I gather, this will simply live in the same place that the F-Keys do now, not up on the Screen-Plane.

  4. What about the circuit traces? by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't even replace the traces between components without separating the board layers? Madness, everyone knows traces should be on the surface of the board where you can make a nice solder bridge if you so desire or fortune dictates!

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    1. Re:What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, but you really are a complete idiot. You know why. Go drown yourself.

    2. Re:What about the circuit traces? by tbuddy · · Score: 0, Troll

      I stopped using Crapple when I found out it was just a rumor that they weren't shifting to Transmeta on slashdot years ago.

    3. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I own a 2012 rMBP, use it 50 hours a week for 4 years, and have never needed to think about replacing the batteries. It's not an issue.

    4. Re:What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Transmeta absolutely had a winner technology, evidenced by all the devices and platforms that feature their products today.

    5. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 2011 cMBP that I also use about 50 hours per week. It does have a replaceable battery, but it's still on the original which is going strong. It's also on it's 4th SSD and has 16 gig of ram (max Apple offered for this machine was 8 gig).

      What does that have to do with the complete idiot who was talking about circuit traces?

    6. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intel and NVidia use Transmeta technology.

    7. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That was a joke about circuit traces, in case you missed it. The OP was miffed about glued in batteries.

      I'm more concerned about an AMD GPU. Nvidia Pascal would be much more efficient and powerful enough for 1800p60. Stop making the pro thinner! 2012 size is perfect. Larger battery and GPU is preferred Apple.

    8. Re: What about the circuit traces? by ranton · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned about an AMD GPU. Nvidia Pascal would be much more efficient and powerful enough for 1800p60. Stop making the pro thinner! 2012 size is perfect. Larger battery and GPU is preferred Apple.

      Then just get a larger laptop with an Nvidia Pascal video card and a secondary battery. There will be plenty of options within a few months (Pascal mobile cards were only released a week ago). These lack of choices generally only exist within the Apple ecosystem, so either leave it or stop complaining. They'll give you what they tell you you want and that will be that.

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    9. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an apple developer with a PC for games. I shouldn't need to resort to Hackintosh to get the Mac OS on good hardware.

    10. Re:What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus works at Transmetta.

    11. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a 2012 MBP and it has had to be repaired because of the video distortion issue 4 times. It would be nice if they actually repaired it with a component that works instead of throwing another broken piece of shit in it. I guess that's too much for Apple.

    12. Re:What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for 13 years now.

    13. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Megol · · Score: 2

      They use Cyrix technology, Rambus technology and Microunity technology too.

      Transmeta is still not relevant today any more than the MediaProcessor is.

    14. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I got the joke. I stand behind my comments towards that complete idiot.

    15. Re: What about the circuit traces? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, you shouldn't. But that's the direction Apple seems to be willing to go.

      I used Mac Pro for 7 years, but built a workstation PC that I'm using now - the 'trash can' Mac Pro just didn't have decent GPU options, and they haven't changed in two years. Is there anyone actually buying that thing right now?

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    16. Re: What about the circuit traces? by ranton · · Score: 1

      I'm an apple developer with a PC for games. I shouldn't need to resort to Hackintosh to get the Mac OS on good hardware.

      I agree you shouldn't have to, but that is the agreement when you enter the Apple ecosystem. Which is a choice you made. You knew Apple's main focus is on marketing and extreme profit margins, not catering to high end users, so this shouldn't be a surprise to you.

      You are forced to use a substandard development environment and have a separate work and personal computer because of your career choices, but these certainly aren't extreme hardships. I don't like having to save my work to the cloud every time I test a small change, but I made my choices when I became a cloud developer. My father on the other hand had to break up ice twice a day in water troughs for his cattle because of his choice of profession. The hardships both of us endure for work are pretty minor compared to 99% of the population (probably more).

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    17. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a mav VMware machine, among my various clones. Hell I got a powermax (Motorola clone ppc from 1998). so funny how ppl do not understand computing

      I'm a "dev" for NOAA and use we ready your angry nonsensical emails from time to time at our staff parties. Jesus Christ people we are just an agency not the fucking tax collectors I do not give a shit u pay taxes because guess what, so do I!

    18. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Concur, I manage a fleet of about 250 MB Pro, MB Air and a few iMacs. Software Devs use these things, so they get hammered building software and all sorts.

      We refresh them after 3 years, two bad batteries out of hundreds of these things being bought since 2011, others with hundreds of cycle counts still give 3 or 4 hours of use easily.

    19. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they make heat lamps that will prevent that sort of freezing in water troughs...

    20. Re: What about the circuit traces? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      These lack of choices generally only exist within the Apple ecosystem, so either leave it or stop complaining.

      In Notebooks?!? I thought that the last laptop that had truly replaceable video was some 600 lb. $4k Alienware thing about 10 years ago.

    21. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "not catering to gamers," not high-end users.

    22. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using a Hackintosh for work is like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Believe me, it WILL fuck your shit in the end.

    23. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      That's a worthy confession, that your knowledge of non-Apple hardware is dated ten years old.

    24. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2012 Mac hardware didn't suck. Mac Pro was still a tower, Mac Mini was a quad i7, retina MacBook Pro also had a quad i7 with Nvidia GPU.

      THAT is the ecosystem I joined and loved. This trash can shit, dual core shit, AMD GPU shit, is not what I signed up for, and I bet I'm in the majority here.

    25. Re: What about the circuit traces? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Yep, they even axed the 17 inch screen because only power users need it, and that's not their target demographic.

      Well, my 2010 17 inch is still going strong after replacing the HDD with an Samsung SSD. I probably would have bought two new 17 inch laptops in the mean time, but now I'm just stretching this one as long as I can.

    26. Re: What about the circuit traces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck finding an outlet in the pasture.

  5. Great by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now how about a Mac mini overhaul? The last change was two years ago and it was actually a downgrade from the 2012 models.

    There's something really wrong at Apple for still selling computers in 2016 with 5400RPM hard drives and only 4GB of RAM.

    1. Re:Great by Foofoobar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lets hope they get a clue and allow upgradable RAM again. VM'ing on laptops is sucky without upgradable RAM.

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    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always the option of knowing that you'll be running VMs on a laptop, and getting the proper spec laptop for your workload.

      It's not like it's impossible to buy one with more than 4GB, and 4GB has been insufficient for virtual machine workflows for some time now. Sure, being able to add more later is nice, but it's not like needing to run a VM comes up as a surprise.

    3. Re:Great by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      +1 amen.

      I guess the Mac Mini was cutting into the Laptop side too much. Uh, how you you stop gimping a good product turning it into something people don't want.

      Expandable RAM, an upgraded CPU, an upgraded GPU, lots of ports and you're good to go.

    4. Re:Great by saloomy · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? I can't explain the rational to fix the memory onto the board, but one thing apple is not afraid of is cannibalizing their product line. I mean, their iMac was their best seller, until laptops. Their iPod was their best portable product, until iPhone. Their Macbook Air was until iPad. iPad, iPhone Plus. No. Cutting into other product lines is not the reason here.

    5. Re: Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      queue 200 trolls asking why you could possibly need more than 8GB RAM

    6. Re:Great by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The iMac is still Apple's best deal if you don't need full computer capability on the road. In my corporate days I carried the big MacBoh Pro everywhere. Today I get more power for less with the 27" iMac plus an iPad Mini. No more airport and hotel hassle that goes with carrying an expensive laptop around, and in any case the 17" MBP is no longer made.

    7. Re:Great by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Especially when the Intel Nuc has finally caught up.

    8. Re:Great by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      The mini computer size has really taken off recently with stuff like this. Apple was once ahead of the game with the Mac Mini, but now there's no reason to get it anymore unless you really need OSX for some reason.

      Other laptop manufacturers are catching up on the laptops too......for a long time, Apple construction was clearly superior, but it's not so clear anymore.

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    9. Re:Great by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of shops that sell refurbished 17" ers (Max RAM, and good SSD), however price is not competitive with modern hardware speed etc.

      I still consider to buy two or three and mothball them.

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    10. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Taken Off"? I looked at the link and see a bunch of computers from $300-$700, they don't include a hard drive, don't include RAM, and don't include an Operating System. I'm aware that Linux can have issues with many NUCs, so you're probably running Windows.

      So they are more expensive, require more work, require more knowledge, probably aren't as good, and force you to have Windows instead of OS X (which would be a good reason to go with a Mac, even if everything else was superior).

      I agree that I WISH there was a really good $200-$400 mini computer, which seems in reach considering there are usable-but-crappy $100 computers and $200 laptops. Even something like a console form factor would be cool. But they just don't exist yet.

    11. Re: Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean cue not queue.

    12. Re:Great by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Apple was once ahead of the game with the Mac Mini, but now there's no reason to get it anymore unless you really need OSX for some reason.

      The only reason to get a Mac is macOS, otherwise you're just wasting money.

    13. Re:Great by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, the hardware is really nice, too. Form-factor, shape, size, construction materials......a lot of people get a mac for these reasons and install Linux.

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    14. Re: Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those people are idiots. All of them. Samsung makes laptops with the same sort if designs, aluminum bodies, and actually serviceable parts for the same price.

      Anyone who buys a mac to run Linux is buying it because they think it makes then trendy special snowflakes.

  6. About f__king time. by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Great. Now what about their iMacs and Mac Minis?

  7. Stop fucking with the keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To this day I can roll and dust off my IBM Thinkpad 600E and touch what is the most pleasant keyboard response in all of creation. Next to that is this MacBook Pro (13-inch, Late 2011) with a well broken-in keyboard. The new, thinner machines feel like junk for response, but I can deal with mediocrity. Any more shrinking and the keyboard will be the first thing to suffer. in supporting an office that runs Macs, I have spared myself all the frustrations that come with servicing plastic-ky Windows junk. Apple has obviously been Microsoft for OS quality and chasing the "thinner-is-better" goal will only lead to the enduser getting junk quality.

    1. Re:Stop fucking with the keyboard. by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I quite agree. The only keyboard of Apple that I like is their on-screen keyboard in iOS, where I use a stylus anyway. But otherwise, I like the wider keyboards on Wintel computers that have a separate numeric keypad.

  8. Right away, or wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming I want a new Mac at some point, should I buy one of these or wait until the first minor update and they have the kinks worked out?

  9. Piss on Apple by geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The updated notebooks will be thinner

    Fuck off

    1. Re:Piss on Apple by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      Yes, but does it give a close clean shave?

    2. Re:Piss on Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The updated notebooks will be thinner

      Fuck off

      It won't be so bad if the base is significantly heavier than the screen. I don't mind light so long as it doesn't tip over.

  10. Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by rvnash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who cares about thinner lighter for a _PRO_ notebook PRO means expandable. They should make it thicker and heavier, if it means I can install updated drives and memory a few years from now.

    1. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by krkhan · · Score: 2

      As soon as I read "Apple" and "overhaul" in the same sentence, I was waiting for the word "thin" to appear in the list of innovations. Being literally the first item on the list, didn't take that long either.

    2. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Same thing with the iPhone. I would like an iPhone that is thicker because it has a bigger battery that lasts twice as long.

    3. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gamers are experts now?

    4. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had no problem upgrading the drive in my Mid2012 MBP. Memory is a different issue but I've never had a need to do so but the whole "you can't replace your drive!!!!1111!!!!" is on-its-face false.

      Speaking of false, let me know how the hell you feel your Mid2012 MBP has any relevance in a discussion about how hard it is to upgrade their current line of hardware.

      There are two things you can now upgrade after purchase in Apple laptops; Jack and Shit.

    5. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Holi · · Score: 1

      the mid 2012 was the last laptop they produced that did not sacrifice functionality for thinness, thank you for proving the GP's point.

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    6. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, "pros" that have to take their MacBook Pro with them everywhere care about thinner and lighter.

      Here's a hint: not all "pros" have the same needs.

    7. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      All phone makers are guilt of this retardation of thinner.

      I want an iphone 6 plus that is 2X thick and gives me 4 days between charges. Sadly all the freaking add on cases that can do this are 4X thicker with a lot of wasted space for plastic and you cant buy a nice aluminum one that is well designed.

      Even the apple battery case is a fat ugly monster.

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    8. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      ram takes 6 seconds to upgrade. I'm rocking 16gb in mine.
      I also am rocking dual hard drives. a 1TB ssd drive and a 1tb spinning drive in place of the useless optical drive in my late 2012 15" MBP.
      being a quad i7 that was the fastest option at that time, it's still faster even in all the benchmarks than the new Lenovo I was given at work.

      Sad that a late 2012 laptop kicks the ass out of what companies are selling today at the $1000 pricepoint.

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    9. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The morons who approve purchasing the stupid things. Basically HP released the HP Spectre and now all of a sudden Apple has to release a laptop that's even thinner to compete with it.

      Because what happens is apparently managers compete to see who has the smallest, thinnest laptop. Because the thing is already powerful enough to do everything they do on it, who cares what the people using it think.

      Apple is "simply" chasing after the people who make purchasing decisions. It makes logical sense. They stopped targeting the type of person who reads Slashdot - well, they never targeted us, if we're honest. But they're not even pretending to compete on actual specs any more.

    10. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Solandri · · Score: 0

      For the Macbooks, Pro means for professional use - in this case for graphics artists, photographers, and videographers. The screens are pre-calibrated for the sRGB color space, they add (what used to be) faster PCIe SSDs which helps with video editing (one of the few applications where PCIe's advantage over SATA 3 makes an appreciable difference), and they give you the option for a better GPU (on the 15" model - important for video rendering). These are not people who are generally competent with tech and who will want to add memory or swap out SSDs. They're the type who are usually content with paying extra at the time of purchase to get the specs they'll need (or rather, the specs their techie friend tells them they should get). So I do think they will be appreciative of thinner and lighter, although I agree with you that they'd probably have been happier with longer battery life instead.

      Unfortunately (fortunately for Apple), a lot of people who don't need and derive next to no benefit from these features have taken Pro to mean "best", and needlessly shell out the extra money for a Macbook Pro. Some of these folks are the ones who are interested in swapping out the SSD or adding more RAM. They're not the intended target audience.

    11. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are two things you can now upgrade after purchase in Apple laptops; Jack and Shit.

      I heard that they were removing the jack on their products so it looks like you'll only be able to upgrade the shit.

    12. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by caseih · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon Apple will end up like this:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      Because after all you can never be too thin and too rich.

    13. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to have a stack of Thunderbold HDDs and GPUs on your desk. And a USB hub or two, plus USB to HDMI and USB to ethernet dongles. Come on, why wouldn't you want all those cool accessories?!

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    14. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Keeping the pro the same thickness would be fine and for the love of all that is holy support M.2 and expandable memory. This anorexic design language needs to stop now. Why can I not have a good old HDMI or display port connection? I also need more than one USB connection because I really do not want to have to haul around a hub with me. Ethernet. Yes please.

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    15. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I genuinely wonder exactly how much Apple cares about the creative segment anymore. You're right that PCIe SSDs are great for video editing (and even high counts of multitrack audio editing), but 1TB (the highest available in a MacBook at any price) gets really cramped, really fast. If Apple weren't trying to make their laptops look like a supermodel on a hunger strike, having a PCIe system disk and a 2TB, 7200RPM storage disk would be great...at the very least, two USB ports is ridiculous. The new GPUs are a welcome update, since the existing chipsets were being overtaken by even midrange, $800 Asus laptops...but it'll be interesting to see how Apple balances 'thin', 'heat dissipation', 'battery life', and 'performance'; I have a gut feeling that 'performance' is going to be the weak link.

      On the software front, Aperture was discontinued, there's been no update to iDVD to allow Blu-Ray burning, Final Cut folks are starting to look into Adobe Premiere, and Logic Pro and Garageband are starting to become increasingly blurry; Ableton and FL Studio are both becoming solid contenders in the space while ProTools has become a lot more afforable than when Logic started making inroads.

      I'd argue that the creative fields are more in a place where they need Apple more than Apple needs them. Windows (Win10 upgrade hell and telemetry concerns not withstanding) has done plenty of growing up since the Win9x days when Apple dominated the creative market for good reason, and with the exception of the first party Apple applications (Logic, FCP, Motion) nearly all the major creative production applications (Adobe Everything, Quark, Avid, Ableton) are cross platform, so it's not even that there's a whole lot of revamping established workflows or losing access to past projects that's much of a problem.

      Switching to Windows, where hardware choices abound from the $600 budget-friendly Asus machines to the $3,000+ Origin/FalconNW/Sager hardware behemoths, has never been easier, meaning that plenty of the aversion to switching is the Apple lock-in, whether literal (e.g. an extensive backlog of Final Cut projects) or perceived (the file management learning curve between OSX and Windows), meaning that all Apple has to do to keep the Apple-or-bust creative market is to make sure the past 2-3 releases of those applications keep working with OSX, and as long as that takes place, Apple can keep slimming down their laptops to cater to the Facebook/Youtube crowd with little to no consequence. I'd wager that even if Apple went down to Intel Integrated graphics across their Pro line of MacBooks, Apple would probably still make more money than keeping dedicated nVidia/AMD chipsets, because they could tout "thinner", "doesn't run as hot", and "longer battery life" as features, all three of which matter a lot more to the majority of the present day Macbook purchasing crowd than disk I/O or render times.

    16. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Who cares about thinner lighter for a _PRO_ notebook PRO means expandable. They should make it thicker and heavier, if it means I can install updated drives and memory a few years from now.

      Soon they'll be shaving off all the lightning ports and the hard drive. It will be required to network boot from a wireless AP in order to access your OS. THINNER!

    17. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The HP Spectre is a beautiful machine. Unfortunately, it runs Windows.

    18. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's relevant because you guys keep claiming that it's the first overhaul in 4 years... it's mid 2016... minus 4 years... oh, yeah! Mid 2012!!! Wow. That was hard. Mid 2012 was the first in the line of the current MBP laptops that are still produced today.

      And here I thought math wasn't good for anything.

      Now I'm seriously wondering if you've ever even touched a MBP let alone been under the hood and had a serious understanding of the generations of the product.

    19. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. My 17" MBP will likely not get replaced by a MacBook Pro and my 2009 MacPro certainly won't get replaced by an model of an aluminum trashcan .

      With all of the graphics / modeling / programming software on both platforms, the only thing that keeps me from PCs is Windows. And I can hold my nose and download a few tweaks and run Win10. I probably have a year left on both machines before they really get too old to do much, but Apple has made it abundantly clear that professional level graphics is not where they are going. So I'm going somewhere else.

      And I just got used to / again.....

    20. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Strangely, "pros" that have to take their MacBook Pro with them everywhere care about thinner and lighter.

      To a certain point, they care anyway.

      When I started hearing multiple rumors regarding the upcoming "thinner and lighter MacBook Pro", I went to my boss and (successfully) lobbied for the purchase of a current-gen machine - I was on a five year old MBP and due for a replacement next year. While it sadly doesn't have an Ethernet port, it does otherwise have a good collection (including an SD card slot, which I use regularly)... and I really don't want to carry a USB-C dongle around everywhere. My boss' boss has one of the ultra thin MacBooks, and it sure seems like the dongle creates as many issues as it solves.

      I'm content with a 3.5 pound laptop - it's light enough to easily pick up from a corner with one hand, and I don't notice the weight in my bag. Comparing to the old MBP (4.5 lbs) and the MacBook Air (3 lbs), the difference versus the former seems significant but don't find the difference versus the latter particularly matters, for whatever reason. I don't need lighter than this, and I'd rather have the additional ports.

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    21. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by phayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah and I heard that they were removing THE INTERNAL FLOPPY TOO! OMG!!!

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    22. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      I want an iphone 6 plus that is 2X thick and gives me 4 days between charges

      Don't most people just throw their phones on their charger at night when they go to sleep???

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    23. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by skaralic · · Score: 1

      I genuinely wonder exactly how much Apple cares about the creative segment anymore.

      Apple? Care? Ha! No, they don't care. You only have to look at the Xserve fiasco for that.

    24. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      Switching to Windows...has never been easier

      Did this just get modded +5? You realize the website we're on right? Isn't "Windows Conversion Therapy" illegal here of all places?

      In all seriousness, no you shouldn't switch to Windows, mostly because Windows is still terrible. If you want performance, build a hackintosh like A Real Hacker (TM) -- that's what most high performance creative professionals I know are doing nowadays.

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    25. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, back on your meds.

    26. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Speaking of false, let me know how the hell you feel your Mid2012 MBP has any relevance in a discussion about how hard it is to upgrade their current line of hardware.

      There are two things you can now upgrade after purchase in Apple laptops; Jack and Shit.

      It's relevant because the mid-2012 MBP is the last notebook of theirs that has upgradable memory and SDD and they still sell it to this day.

      It may not be from the current generation of hardware, but it's certainly in the current line of hardware.

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    27. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I genuinely wonder exactly how much Apple cares about the creative segment anymore.

      If the creative segment consists of people like Beowulf *shudder* the set designer then I definitely would not give a single shit if I were in Apple's position.

    28. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multimedia on GNU/Linux is making serious inroads. Add to that, companies like Lightworks and Traktion being true cross-platform and being available on GNU/Linux is also a massive bonus. Professional photographers like Riley Brandt ( http://www.rileybrandt.com/ ) demonstrate pro-level workflow edits on Free software. I can see opensource software and multimedia merging into an unholy alliance and elbowing into the industry. Before long, no need to drink the Apple or Windows Koolaid.

    29. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pros use adobe colorspace.. sRGB is for plebs. They also avoid TN panels..

    30. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Removing ports to make things thinner and replacing them with dongles is lick hacking your leg off to lose weight and replacing it with a peg. You might be lighter now but it's certainly not an improvement.

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    31. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares as long as it also runs Linux.

    32. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you are saying is that when a company starts selling stuff with faggots in mind then regular users get worse product and get fucked in the ass?

      thats homofobic right there, buddy

    33. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try to plug the charger into a tree when I am camping but there is no compatible holes on any tree I found.

      Thinner and lighter is only for the weak, some of us do go away from civilization at times and want the battery life we got used to before smartphones.

      I would charge my Razr flip phone once a freaking week.

    34. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your inability to see the usefulness of a 50 year durable standard and universal interface probably means you should shave your neck and delete your account

    35. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the article talks about the first overhaul in "over four years", relevance of a 2012 laptop seems to be on the table...

    36. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, a few people here agree that converting to Windows, from OSX, for a specific demographic, isn't necessarily a bad thing. There's a certain amount of 'right tool for the job' that's in play here.

      Hackint0sh options aren't exactly the most viable thing in the creative field. Legalities of using OSX on non-Apple hardware notwithstanding, I was speaking primarily of laptops, and the number of laptops that are sufficiently compatible with OSX to provide a stable alternative while also providing greater performance than an MBP are very, very few - and building such a laptop isn't terribly practical. It's a bit better in desktop world, but even that involves lots of trial and error. As a hardware tinkerer I'd have no problem building such a machine, but I'd be incredibly wary of running my business on one if I were a graphic designer or video editor who had to deal with deadlines on a regular basis. Any OSX updates would be terrifying, and OSX has gone to iOS levels of 'upgrade now' that make it difficult to avoid.

    37. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      I concur that Linux is *starting* to become a viable platform for creative production. Reaper is excellent, as is DarkTable. Krita is an impressive 1.0 application, Blender is everywhere, and though Scribus seems to be stuck in that awkward valley between Publisher and InDesign, it's very much possible to get some nice print layouts out of it.

      Linux's problems in becoming a de facto standard for multimedia production are still waiting for a solution, though. The Jack/Alsa debacle is mostly-stabilized for listening to tracks in Amarok, but when one needs multiple streams of low-latency audio I/O, they're not consistent. Moreover, there's no shortage of Tascam/Presonus/Rane/Focusrite audio interfaces for which drivers were not specifically written. Sure, they might work with some sort of class compliant driver set, but while I can get 2ms latency from my Rane SL3 in Windows via ASIO, I can't get that from Alsa. Even if I could, telling musicians that their Waves/iZotope/Maschine plugins won't work is a guaranteed way to get a door slammed in your face; akin to telling a secretary Outlook won't work or the accountant Quickbooks won't work - it's a flat out nonstarter for them. The video side is its own mess, because patent-encumbered codecs are still very much a thing in video world, and the ability to encode/decode in those formats is foundationally incompatible with Free Software. Once again, BorisFX, NewBlue, Pixelan, and GenArts plug-ins are frequently as critical as the applications themselves.

      I very, very much look forward to being able to use Linux full time. I hate the amount of tweaking I have to do to beat Windows into submission, and I love using KDE. The problem is simply that the amount of functionality that one must give up to perform the same work on Linux is still higher than the benefits realized. This isn't true in every industry - plenty of server applications rightfully treat Windows Server as a second class citizen. Creative Development is nowhere near the same kettle of fish as software development, and years of inertia aren't going to go away just because Linux is "getting there". The gap is getting ever smaller as Adobe has long reached maturity with most of its applications, leaving plenty of room for catch-up. It'll happen. I'm waiting.

    38. Re: Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solar chargers don't need tree holes.

    39. Re:Thinner / Lighter ... who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a hint: not all "pros" have the same needs.

      Which is why companies that sell real pro laptops usually have several different lines, so the guy who wants the super light portable computer can get what he wants, and the guy who wants the super powerful and expandable portable workstation can get what he wants. Meanwhile, with Apple you get only what Apple thinks you need, and a legion of idiot "you're holding it wrong" fanboys who are ready to tell you that you are wrong if you want anything different.

  11. cupertino a go go. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a touch screen strip for function keys

    please no. i get it, its 2016 and everything has to look like the holodeck had sex with minority report but your original concept of function keys interlocked with brightness and UI controls is infuriating enough for unix/linux users.

    a strip-like screen will present functions on an as-needed basis that fit the current task or application.

    they already did that, they were called function keys. they didnt need to change to suit applications. again, it sounds like we're ginning up a product thats reached the end of its conceivable means of enhancement.

    Apple's goal with the dedicated function display is to simplify keyboard shortcuts traditionally used by experienced users

    then just keep the function keys where they are. you know, function keys, the things weve been using for 30 years simply and without the added complexity of a dedicated AMOLED strip of independently driven touchscreen representations of whatever you think the application needs. im sure fanbois will go nuts for this strip, but the rest of us just see this refresh as coming off desperate.

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    1. Re:cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the utter lack of tactile feedback of a little touchscreen. No experienced user is going to want that shit show.

    2. Re:cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your chat app, you can have pre canned responses, in that list, or you can even have your messages scroll across it while you're working in other programs, click the message and it'll open the convo with them! It'll be wonderful!

    3. Re: cupertino a go go. by comrade1 · · Score: 0

      Wow. Someone is actually sticking up for function keys.

    4. Re:cupertino a go go. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      So we'll get your flip phone when we pry it from your cold, dead, arthritic fingers?

    5. Re: cupertino a go go. by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Their only useful purpose in OS X, realistically, has been for controlling volume and screen brightness anyway. Maybe this will cause companies to come up with more interesting uses for them. I'm not holding my breath.

      The bigger concern is that they're making it thinner yet again. That probably means:

      • No Magsafe 2
      • Less battery life under heavy CPU load
      • Still the same paltry 1 TB capacity as previous generations

      Both of those are deal-breakers for me. We've already gotten to the point where my battery lasts for an average of only 2.5 hours on essentially brand new hardware because the battery capacity hasn't kept up with the CPU's non-idle power consumption, and several mission-critical apps that I run almost every day are horrible battery hogs (in no particular order, Chrome, Finale 2012, Lightroom 6, Photoshop CS6).

      Want to know what would make me happy?

      • Longer battery life when doing more than just playing around with a web browser.
      • Reliable GPUs that don't overheat and unsolder themselves.
      • The original MagSafe connector. The new MagSafe 2 falls off a little too easily when you bump it vertically.
      • Storage capacities up to 8 TB at a reasonable price (translation: THICKER, with room for two HD bays).
      • Third-party MagSafe/MagSafe 2 licensing for clip-on battery sleeves with MagSafe pass-through or
      • A removable cover on the bottom with contact plates to allow an external battery to be charged by the laptop's charge circuitry in alternation with the main battery.

      I couldn't care less about function keys. I couldn't care less about making the laptop thinner. I want the laptop to be more capable. And I think I speak for basically 100% of Mac laptop users when I say that. Absolutely nobody outside of Apple cares about making laptops thinner at this point. We passed the point where that matters at the point where it dropped below the thickness of a small paperback book—basically with the most recent pre-Retina MacBook Pro. Every bit of thinness after that is widely seen as engineers doing something solely because they can, rather than because it improves the product. And for the most part, the excessive thinness has made the product functionally WORSE with each generation.

      If Apple is really serious about retaining actual pro users, they need to stop actively making the pro machines less functional and start moving in the exact opposite direction. What I'm seeing described here sounds like a MacBook, not a MacBook Pro. As far as I'm concerned, the last truly pro Macbook was discontinued about two years ago. Just saying.

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    6. Re:cupertino a go go. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I understand your personal pain, but face it: no one is using function keys.

      They are completely useless for people like me who can not memorize what Fx is supposed to mean in App 1 and why does it mean something else in App 2?

      I only use F-keys in games, where their position on the keyboard is visually connected to actions on the screen, e.g. F1 is the left most action and F12 is the right most. E.g. in Eve Online.

      Actually I ditch programs that have stupid shortcuts. I mean: EMACS e.g. instead of C-F (for FILE!!) and C-s for safe, they use C-X/C-S to safe a file. (Actually needed to google for that again). How retarded is that? (And yes I know, you can rebind the keys, facepalm ... if I have to remotely log on a system, chance that it has my key bindings is: ZERO. So I rather stick to vi(m) which has memorizable key board short cuts).

      On all my laptops I had the keyboard set to "function keys produce the F code" and for producing play/stop, louder etc. you need to press the "fn" key. However: I stopped that practice about two years ago: because I was never really using the F keys, except for playing Eve (don't think they worked in WarCraft for me).

      Anyway, is that a good idea to have OLED display? Don't know, it likely won't change my usage of F keys at all. I'm not a button/icon clicker. And icons as F key replacements makes no sense (to me).

      I use the menu or the menu shortcuts, at least as long as they can be memorized.

      Actually I liked the windows way of using the alt-key, like Alt-F(ile), Alt-S(afe) ... no idea if that still works. Most windows programs got "germanized" in their key short cuts, so ctrl-P does no longer work, not even ctrl-Q does work ... WTF.

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    7. Re:cupertino a go go. by peon_a-z,A-Z,0-9$_+! · · Score: 1

      Well to add to the AC's post, I have it already on my Lenovo X1 Carbon from a few years ago, and the AC is thinking on the right track.

    8. Re:cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touchscreens are fine for devices with inefficient interfaces (by design) such as a smart phone. They are utter crap for devices meant for high efficiency input, like a "real" computer keyboard where tactile feedback is integral to use.

    9. Re: cupertino a go go. by rsborg · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of what you said (8TB is pretty extreme - how do you get that with PCIe SSDs?).

      Also, 32GB RAM would be preferable.

      Both storage and RAM sizing increases look debatable with a slimmer body...

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    10. Re:cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holodeck had sex with minority report

      Is that out on DVD yet?

    11. Re: cupertino a go go. by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Their only useful purpose in OS X, realistically, has been for controlling volume and screen brightness anyway. Maybe this will cause companies to come up with more interesting uses for them. I'm not holding my breath.

      The bigger concern is that they're making it thinner yet again. That probably means:

      • No Magsafe 2
      • Less battery life under heavy CPU load
      • Still the same paltry 1 TB capacity as previous generations

      Both of those are deal-breakers for me. We've already gotten to the point where my battery lasts for an average of only 2.5 hours on essentially brand new hardware because the battery capacity hasn't kept up with the CPU's non-idle power consumption, and several mission-critical apps that I run almost every day are horrible battery hogs (in no particular order, Chrome, Finale 2012, Lightroom 6, Photoshop CS6).

      Want to know what would make me happy?

      • Longer battery life when doing more than just playing around with a web browser.
      • Reliable GPUs that don't overheat and unsolder themselves.
      • The original MagSafe connector. The new MagSafe 2 falls off a little too easily when you bump it vertically.
      • Storage capacities up to 8 TB at a reasonable price (translation: THICKER, with room for two HD bays).
      • Third-party MagSafe/MagSafe 2 licensing for clip-on battery sleeves with MagSafe pass-through or
      • A removable cover on the bottom with contact plates to allow an external battery to be charged by the laptop's charge circuitry in alternation with the main battery.

      I couldn't care less about function keys. I couldn't care less about making the laptop thinner. I want the laptop to be more capable. And I think I speak for basically 100% of Mac laptop users when I say that. Absolutely nobody outside of Apple cares about making laptops thinner at this point. We passed the point where that matters at the point where it dropped below the thickness of a small paperback book—basically with the most recent pre-Retina MacBook Pro. Every bit of thinness after that is widely seen as engineers doing something solely because they can, rather than because it improves the product. And for the most part, the excessive thinness has made the product functionally WORSE with each generation.

      If Apple is really serious about retaining actual pro users, they need to stop actively making the pro machines less functional and start moving in the exact opposite direction. What I'm seeing described here sounds like a MacBook, not a MacBook Pro. As far as I'm concerned, the last truly pro Macbook was discontinued about two years ago. Just saying.

      Well the last two generations of Intel processors generate less heat and draw less power so that alone will extend the battery life with no additional changes.

    12. Re: cupertino a go go. by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      With solid state storage you can cram in effectively arbitrarily large amounts of storage in a tiny amount of space, so that will not be a problem with a thinner laptop. But it doesn't matter. Battery capacity will be lower, which means it won't be a professional laptop, which means it won't really need terrabytes of storage.

      It sounds like the next MacBook Pro will basically be a better and slightly larger MacBook Air. That could be a smart short-term move by Apple, but it will kill them in the long run when their professional users jump ship and buy computers from Dell.

      I'm glad Dell is still serious about building pro segment laptops. Samsung is probably going to want a bigger piece of the action too if Apple moves out of the pro space.

    13. Re: cupertino a go go. by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      As a programmer, I disagree with most of what you said (I have different needs) but I'm totally on board with your comments about the magsafe connector. Version 2 sucks balls.

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    14. Re: cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you should be looking at Windows laptops. Everything but the MagSafe, which is something that one can survive without.

    15. Re: cupertino a go go. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I agree, but would still prefer version 2 over a USB-C power solution. MagSafe 1 and 2 have saved my laptop numerous times.

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    16. Re: cupertino a go go. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      I couldn't care less about function keys.

      I'll bet you could.....for example, if you were stranded in the desert looking for water, I'll bet you'd care even less about function keys than you do now.

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    17. Re: cupertino a go go. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to use the function keys to switch the screen when applications are running full screen?

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    18. Re: cupertino a go go. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Magsafe connector? Is that the damn thing that falls out every time you pick up you laptop and there is a feather on top of the cord? I'm not kind to Thinkpad cords and I have never had a problem with them breaking even after dragging them across the room dangling out of the laptop. Snowflake devices for special snowflakes I guess.

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    19. Re:cupertino a go go. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Many shortcuts in xcode are attached to the function keys. So there's that.

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    20. Re:cupertino a go go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No offense, but it's clear you don't use a Mac. For a very long time, Macs haven't used the F-keys as F-keys; they've been used for volume, brightness and playback controls, among others.

      ...your original concept of function keys interlocked with brightness and UI controls is infuriating enough for unix/linux users.

      Apple don't have much reason to care about that.

      a strip-like screen will present functions on an as-needed basis that fit the current task or application.

      they already did that, they were called function keys. they didnt need to change to suit applications.

      They did change functions to suit applications. The sticking point being that unless it was shown on screen the user would have to remember which F-key does what. Tell me, truly, how often do you use the top row on your keyboard? I mean, F4 is a given but F1 is a last resort and the rest are practically unknowns.

      Apple's goal with the dedicated function display is to simplify keyboard shortcuts traditionally used by experienced users

      then just keep the function keys where they are. you know, function keys, the things weve been using for 30 years simply and without the added complexity of a dedicated AMOLED strip of independently driven touchscreen representations of whatever you think the application needs.

      Again, "we" as far as Mac users go stopped using what you consider F-keys over a decade ago, if not more. I quite agree with you as far as needless complexity goes, but being able to reconfigure F3-F9 on my macbook to do something else and have the keys themselves reflect this is pretty damn cool and when I pay the Apple tax I expect something pretty fucking special.

    21. Re:cupertino a go go. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It would be kinda useful if they had real keys plus a display, rather than just the touch display. A reminding of what the F keys do wouldn't go amiss in software I don't use that frequently, but then again that's true of all keys and combos. Shame no-one has managed to make a cheaper version of that Optimus keyboard from a while back.

      Back in the day we had keyboard overlay sheets, and stickers. In principal it's not a terrible idea, it's just the implementation of a touchscreen rather than real keys that sucks.

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    22. Re: cupertino a go go. by dani554 · · Score: 1

      Hello sir

  12. Ah yes, more soft keys by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

    They work wonderfully when the system locks up. I suppose a real reset button would be an acceptable replacement, but we know Apple would never do that.

    And I still insist that non removable batteries are dangerous.

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    1. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose a real reset button would be an acceptable replacement, but we know Apple would never do that.
       
      The MBP series already has one in the upper right hand corner of the main keyboard.

      And I still insist that non removable batteries are dangerous.
       
      More dangerous than removable batteries in what fashion?

    2. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by EndlessNameless · · Score: 5, Informative

      Removable batteries can be inspected visually for defects that generally precede failure.

      Typically, this means bulging, but unusual hot spots are also good indicators (assuming you've handled the battery enough to know how it feels normally).

      It is also very easy to hard reboot a device with a removable battery and to ensure it is unpowered when opening it up to troubleshoot or upgrade.

      Laptop batteries are capable of producing dangerous electric shocks, and it is the most basic safety measure to isolate all sources of energy before working on any equipment.

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    3. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      I work in a building full of people using MBPs and MBAs and there has never once been an explosion or fire. So, I'm going to disagree with your assessment about non-removable batteries. What matters is the quality of the batteries and the circuit that controls charging and draw.

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    4. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      My anecdote beats your anecdote's ass! So there! Pffft!

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    5. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Laptop batteries are capable of producing dangerous electric shocks

      No circuit in a laptop anywhere exceeds the safe touch threshold. You can't get an electric shock from these batteries.

      They produce a lot of current and are capable of creating burns and even setting themselves on fire, but that is not an electric shock. The only component capable of producing an electric shock in a laptop is the plug pack, and there's never a reason to open those.

    6. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      I opened one of those once. I had to have a bit of a sit down after the capacitor in there nearly killed me.

    7. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by fnj · · Score: 1

      Laptop batteries are capable of producing dangerous electric shocks

      No they're not.

    8. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Indeed. In an isolated AC-DC converter there are low value 400V capacitors (typically 2 or more) on the primary side of the transformer.

      Also worth noting is a similarly high value high voltage capacitor is in all cameras to power the flash. That one could also ruin your day.

    9. Re:Ah yes, more soft keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple doesn't want anyone working on their stuff. If its busted, buy a new one. You should have bought AppleCare on day one, sucker.

    10. Re: Ah yes, more soft keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never unexpectedly found the 350v power supply for the backlight with your fingers.

  13. Go AMD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TeamGreen BTFO!

    1. Re: Go AMD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I puke green on your shoes.

      Nvidia Pascal beats AMD in every way. I will not buy another MacBook that doesn't have a top notch Nvidia GPU.

  14. How about proper delete AND backspace keys? by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    then just keep the function keys where they are

    Personally I couldn't give a rip about the function keys. They generally aren't very useful to me anyway. What I'd like Apple to do is put a proper goddam backspace AND delete keys on their laptops. It's annoying as hell to have to hit Fn+delete on a Macbook.

    1. Re:How about proper delete AND backspace keys? by saarbruck · · Score: 1

      ...and real arrow keys. I know. It's a dream.

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    2. Re:How about proper delete AND backspace keys? by bazorg · · Score: 1

      don't they have USB ports in Macs any more?

    3. Re:How about proper delete AND backspace keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have one and it's used for the power connector. :D

    4. Re:How about proper delete AND backspace keys? by antdude · · Score: 1

      And move the damn power button away from the keyboard! I keep pressing it by accident!!

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  15. Removable batteries by sjbe · · Score: 2

    And I still insist that non removable batteries are dangerous.

    Based on what? Who exactly has been injured/killed in a manner that removable batteries would have solved? Failing that what is the theoretical but obviously extremely rare failure mode that having removable batteries would fix?

    I don't have an argument that removable batteries are a good idea but I just don't see it as a safety issue.

    1. Re:Removable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      non removable for the inept... Even my wife's 2014 macbook air the battery is removable and replaceable with just a screwdriver.

      He is just one of those idiots that whine about everything.

    2. Re:Removable batteries by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      A removable battery means the machine is more fire resistant. And you can make sure it is really powered down, as pointed out the above reply to the AC.

      In my personal case, a defective battery that was overheating can be removed so I can still use my machine while plugged in without risking a fire.

      I just lost an iPhone because the battery swelled up (didn't burn) and destroyed it two weeks after not using or charging it. If it were removable, it would have just popped the cover off, I could have bought a new battery, and still have a working phone. Luckily it was a gift, so I didn't lose any money over it, but I just might take it to the store anyway and demand they repair or replace it. It is one of those things I would call "unacceptable".

      Non removable batteries are a real danger and should not be allowed. If we can prohibit the use of antifreeze in baby formula, we can prohibit this.

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    3. Re:Removable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-) Your troll is weak and obvious. Try again, cupcake

    4. Re:Removable batteries by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      And I still insist that non removable batteries are dangerous.

      Based on what? Who exactly has been injured/killed in a manner that removable batteries would have solved? Failing that what is the theoretical but obviously extremely rare failure mode that having removable batteries would fix?

      I don't have an argument that removable batteries are a good idea but I just don't see it as a safety issue.

      Maybe all those battery recalls from Lenovo and other manufacturers over the last 5 years? If those were built in imagine the service calls necessary to replace the batteries.

  16. Lenovo tried capacitive touch function keystrip by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    On their thinkpad. It was an unmitigated disaster. They immediately went back to regular function keys on the next generation.

    1. Re:Lenovo tried capacitive touch function keystrip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On their thinkpad. It was an unmitigated disaster. They immediately went back to regular function keys on the next generation.

      In what way was it a disaster? My Thinkpad Carbon has it, I don't mind it. Works fine.

  17. video gamers and apple? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    What gamer wants their thin and high cost hardware?

    Let's see what is bad low ram count with high priced upgrades + soldered in so you can't DIY.

    Some systems even have soldered storage starting small 128GB is not that much for gaming.

    For laptops starting price of $2000 for a lower end gpu with a high res display.

  18. "expert users such as video gamers" by Holi · · Score: 2

    I get that gamers like to mess with hardware, but who in their right mind would consider them expert users?

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    1. Re:"expert users such as video gamers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being exceptionally good at your favorite ego shooter feels a bit like being an expert at something important. (To the person who is.)

  19. 17" Pro in a big way please... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Give us a real pro macbook.

    17" 4K screen and a 8 core XEON processor with 3 SSD 0.2 slots to raid with. and a killer dual video card setup make this a $5000 STFU Windows Fanboi powerhouse.

    Sadly they dont care about us professionals that need screen and processor power coupled with raw speed. They cater to the "i surf the internet" crowds with this low power long battery life that care about thinner and lighter more than actually having a computer that can run anything.

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    1. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by Holi · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you need a desktop and not a laptop. Dual video cards? 8-core CPU, 3 x m.2 ssd, and a battery life measured in seconds.

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    2. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      They could do both..keep the Air line for the super thin/long battery time users and beef up the Pro line...like those lines ought to be already.

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    3. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      They're already at ~3K native if you turn off the high-DPI scaling.

    4. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, my i7 17" MBP has two GPUs, 2 SSD and a battery life measured at, oh, 6 or 7 hours.

      And a decent screen, and a decent keyboard. And, somehow, even at 60+ years of age, I can pick it up in one hand.

      Apple really could improve the top of the line MBPs, they just don't care since they can't sell 100 million of them. As has been said numerous times before, they are an appliance / fashion accessory company, not a computer company.

    5. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 17" 2010 MacBook and I wonder why they got rid of it.

    6. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and at least three Thunderbolt ports, four if they don't have a gigabit Ethernet port (because THINNER)

    7. Re:17" Pro in a big way please... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The young kids today are incredibly weak. asking them to carry 4 pounds or more will crush them within minutes and they will be on the ground crying for help.
      I saw a hipster yesterday dying under the weight of an ipad Pro unable to lift it off of him, when I went over to help him it was too late. between the loss of blood from his skinny jeans and the sheer weight of a 12" ipad pro on his chest he died.

      Maybe the next generation will be stronger and not so sickly.

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  20. Overhaul = make un-upgradeable? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I seriously wonder sometimes why Apple, who makes 30% on all media and app purchases, all of which is profit at this point, feels the need to lock customers into non-upgradable hardware. Yes, it's nice to be able to charge $350 for a $10 SSD upgrade, but there comes a point where you have to decide whether you want all these devices to end up as landfill after 2 years. I know it's not 1992 anymore, and computers are "cheap," but it's still expected IMO to be able to add storage capacity or RAM to the "pro" machines in your lineup.

    Also, Lenovo tried the touch-screen function key thing on their ultra-small ThinkPads -- everyone hated it. Apple folks might be a little different because they basically have no native need for function keys in MacOS, but I imagine there are a fair number of MacBook Pro users who dual boot Linux or Windows.

    Personally, it's enough for me to have a reasonably portable, powerful laptop with productivity-enhancing features. Even if it's a little more cumbersome to haul around, typing on a constrained keyboard isn't worth the hassle just to have a smaller machine. Lighter? Sure. But just admit that the "normal" laptop form factor is the most comfortable for extended work and pursue the lighter goal without worrying about the smaller/thinner. I still use T- and P-series full size ThinkPads for that very reason -- Lenovo (post-design brainfart 2 cycles ago) keeps making them lighter but doesn't mess around (too much) with a working model.

    1. Re:Overhaul = make un-upgradeable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there are no costs for Apple at all that come out of the 30% -- not even credit card processing fees. It's all pure profit. Those gigantic data centers don't use any electricity and there are no employees required to keep everything working. The hardware is free for them too!

      I'm skeptical of the touch screen function bar too but just because the Einsteins at Lenovo didn't succeed doesn't mean the concept is fundamentally wrong. People laughed at the iPhone for not having a physical keyboard too.

    2. Re:Overhaul = make un-upgradeable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People laughed at the iPhone for not having a physical keyboard too.

      People laughed at the Macs for having only a single button mouse, too. Fortunately, Apple finally got their head out of their ass on that one.

  21. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you were to buy an Apple laptop today.... the parts are already 4 years old? No wonder Apple is shit for gaming. 4 years is way to long without upgrading.

  22. No nvidia GPU = no cuda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No use to us professionals.

  23. The reality of function keys by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Nothing suits a keyboard better than having to look down at it to use it.

    In reality, because I don't use them much, I have to look down when I want to use the current function keys to make sure of what I'm hitting. Why would this new feature be any different?

    I do know it would substantially increase my use of the function keys. I wish that all key-caps were customizable so that I could see what actions would be performed from each key when a modifier key (like Alt) was held down...

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    1. Re:The reality of function keys by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      You have to look at them? Its the easiest keys to memorize. They are in banks of 4 keys and there's 12 of them.

    2. Re:The reality of function keys by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      (A) On my keyboard they are not in banks of four keys, and because I use them so rarely even if they were I'd have to glance down to find one of the keys in the middle (escape I can use without looking).

      (B) It doesn't matter if I know where F5 is if I'm not sure F5 is the key I need to reduce keyboard illumination (for example).

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  24. What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow. Are there really that many folks out there who touch-type with their function keys? I mean, I honestly don't know -- maybe there are, but I certainly haven't seen them.

    Think about how awful Apple's current scheme is, where fkeys are overloaded for brightness control, volume control, keyboard backlight control (really?), and whatever else.

    Now picture mapping those controls onto a touch-strip with a display. A small cluster of controls to the left (right, whatever), one for screen brightness, one for volume, one for keyboard backlight (again, whatever).

    Touch one, and a slider control expands out from it. Slide left to decrease, slide right to increase. Maybe, if extensive user testing supports it, "drag off the bottom" to commit your new setting or "drag off the top" to cancel it. Or maybe just lifting your finger commits it, and cancel isn't needed; we certainly don't get "cancel" with the current up/down key controls. Maybe touch detection only gives an x-axis value, but if I were sitting on Apple's patents, I'd certainly add at least a rudimentary y-axis measurement, and multi-touch detection.

    Double-tap (or "mash") the volume control to mute or unmute.

    Double-tap or mash screen brightness to blank or restore the screen.

    Don't want controls? Map a simple out-of-band gesture (again, drag-up or drag-down seems ideal) to move between fkeys, system functions, and application functions.

    I don't have any idea what Apple will actually do with this strip, but I hope it's less of a disappointment than their touch keyboard and multitouch stuff so far. I used the FingerWorks Touchstream keyboard for years, and I'm still bitter that Apple hasn't used more than 30% of the gestural technology they got when they bought out and shut down that company.

    1. Re:What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Are there really that many folks out there who touch-type with their function keys?

      LOL. Learn to type properly, sonny.

    2. Re:What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by swillden · · Score: 2

      Wow. Are there really that many folks out there who touch-type with their function keys? I mean, I honestly don't know -- maybe there are, but I certainly haven't seen them.

      What's "many"? I have no idea what the numbers might be, but among power users, like programmers, graphic artists and others who make heavy use of keyboard shortcuts to make their work efficient, it's indeed very common. In other words, among the sort of people who are likely to buy a Pro laptop.

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    3. Re:What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      LOL, "sonny". I was probably using vi before you were born. I also understand that Fitts' Law applies to more than just on-screen controls.

    4. Re:What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously ? At least the common ones for me - f1,f2,f3,f5,f7 i use all the time without looking at them.

      EVERYTHING that has gone touch screen has mostly been better with tactile buttons.

      Touchscreen in car ? Fucking stupid. Give me a knob I can reach down and use.

      Same with computers. At least do something stupid like putting LED's INTO the function keys so they can light up like bunnies for you stupid fucking twats and real users can still touch type.

    5. Re:What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about how awful Apple's current scheme is, where fkeys are overloaded for brightness control, volume control, keyboard backlight control (really?), and whatever else.

      That's what my Windows laptops do too; not really that unusual it seems to me (was it ever different? I don't remember owning a laptop where that's the case). I don't mind that scheme, hitting fn-f2 to change brightness up and so on works fine. But the physical keys like the rest of the keyboard is a must. I have no problems using the current function key layout on my Macbook pro for work I do. I REALLY DO NOT WANT a touch strip. I hate that crap.

    6. Re: What an OLED touch strip could be good for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are part of the problem, and your finger smells funny.

  25. Intel update? by dprimary · · Score: 1

    Will Intel release a new CPU that has more then a few percentage points better performance then the ones from 4 years ago? It not worth a few thousand to replace a perfectly working laptop for a barely noticeable performance increase.

    1. Re:Intel update? by Tharkkun · · Score: 2

      Will Intel release a new CPU that has more then a few percentage points better performance then the ones from 4 years ago? It not worth a few thousand to replace a perfectly working laptop for a barely noticeable performance increase.

      Performance is very noticeable between the I5's prior to Haswell and Skylake. Even those two are very different.

  26. Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    Who cares about thinner lighter for a _PRO_ notebook PRO means expandable

    Expandable these days *screams* hobbyist.

    Real pros want reliable closed systems that function without modification.

    I have a Macbook Pro that I have used for many hours a day, pretty much daily, since November 2013. The battery is fine. The storage is quite fast. The screen is still great and graphics processing abilities have been good if not amazing (because I need a system I can connect a 4k monitor to, not that must have the ultimate framerate for gaming).

    Because I do carry it with me every day and most places I travel to, in fact I am interested in lighter and thinner as long as it maintains the same battery life (this is the first laptop I've had where I truly didn't have to worry about finding power in airports) and ups the graphics abilities (as I would like something powerful enough to do VR well).

    The laptop has been more than expandable enough via Thunderbolt that none of the ways I would have traditionally upgraded a computer before really matter. I just made sure I had a decent amount of memory and storage ahead of time so I didn't have to think about it later.

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    1. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Real pros want reliable closed systems that function without modification.

      Which professionals are you talking about here? Are you talking about salesmen, executives, or develops? Because, there's a different machine for different needs. If you're a traveling salesman or executive, the MacBook Air would be the better options. Student, or SoHo user? Macbook. Developer that needs to expand capability with their future needs? Macbook Pro all the way baby!!!

      I need a machine were I can drop in a larger M.2 SSD. I need a machine were I can run multiple VMs (VMWare Fusion) at the same time for testing; simulating domain or cluster environments prior to deployment. I need a machine were I'm burning through so much CPU cycles that I'm constantly charging and discharging the battery pack - it too will need to be replaced every 2 and half years or longer (if I'm lucky). I need a machine with CRUs (Customer Replaceable Units /parts) festooned in the build. I DO NOT WANT FIXED ALL ON ONE MOTHERBOARD. Fuck - that - shit!!!

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    2. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > graphics processing abilities have been good if not amazing (because I need a system I can connect a 4k monitor to, not that must have the ultimate framerate for gaming).

      Maybe you don't mind crappy 30 FPS, but us graphics guys certainly need some beefy power. The nVidia 750M, on my Mid 2014 MBP is getting a little long in the tooth.

      Thank-god for Bizon Box eGPU where I can use a real GPU. I need to get one of these bad boys -- I see that it supports my GTX 980 TI with the option to remove the front plate.

    3. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Douchebag.

    4. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Well, if you just need simple external monitor connectivity, you scream 'marketing exec'. You'd be better served with a regular macbook assuming apple made one with a thunderbolt port. Of course, the current one has usb-c, so you'll need to carry around a converter for that. Just what everyone wants: to carry another converter around. The plain macbooks were meant originally to cater to people who care more about weight and simplicity.

      'Real pros' whose workloads regularly hit the limits of whatever they're using DO want performance, expandability, as well as connectivity. They don't want to haul around an extra USB3c hub to plug everything in either. Even if it doubles as the power converter, it's not always taken along esp with today's 8hour batteries. The IO should be in the machine itself: ethernet, tons of USB ports, firewire for those legacy drives/cams out there, media card readers, hell, maybe even an optical drive as an option. User-swappable battery would also be nice. So what if it's a little thicker? For these people, it's better than an ultra thin machine plus a whole bag of add-ons just to mate the damn thing with whatever they're using, while still being lighter than one of those Clevo chassis.

      VR with laptop video? Good luck. Even the top end gamer laptops with the fastest mobile gpus are mediocre for that. Such a gpu would require a thicker chassis just for heat dissipation alone.

    5. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cockfag

    6. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virtualization on a battery powered device always seemed like a solution in search of a problem.

      For the price of 1 macbook pro, one could buy 4 decently specced NUCs, while fitting them in the same backpack as a 15" laptop.

    7. Re:Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or don't buy a sealed up laptop that relies on a midrange mobile GPU? If you really want to play games, keep your current laptop for work and get a real dedicated desktop for gaming. There are plenty of mini ITX towers you can get if you are low on space or need something semi-portable to take between school housing and home.

    8. Re: Actually Pro does mean lighter/thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously though, if I can add desktop graphics to a laptop using a $750 box that's a winning solution. Buying a separate desktop computer for more money, meaning multiple software licenses, copying files around, ask that nonsense.

      Box is a better idea man.

  27. Although I would like that, there is another way by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I too would love to see a return of the 17" form factor, I had the last model they made and loved that very much. It's still used to this day by my wife though mostly for remote VPN into her work...

    That said I have found that a pretty good replacement is the 15" Macbook Pro and using the iPad Pro as a second screen via the Duet app. Then it's practical to carry a second screen with you, and I'd have the iPad with my anyway for development...

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  28. Base it on the A series CPUs by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Actually, given the way Apple has been trying to converge iOS and OS-X, one thing Apple could do would be base the thing on the A9, or whatever the latest CPU from PA-labs is. That way, the same apps that run on iPad can also run on their Macs

    1. Re:Base it on the A series CPUs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrific. I can't wait to purchase new versions of all my old apps again. :-P

    2. Re:Base it on the A series CPUs by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Ain't that something you'd have to do w/ Intel? An A9 based laptop would (presumably) allow you to download already purchased apps. Like one can download an iPhone app on one's iPad, assuming there ain't different versions of the same app, like say, Monopoly

  29. augh, srsly? by meeotch · · Score: 1

    >> a strip-like screen will present functions on an as-needed basis that fit the current task or application.

    Oh, you mean like "function keys" do?

    >> to simplify keyboard shortcuts traditionally used by experienced users... it could display editing commands like cut and paste during word processing tasks

    Yes, because a "key" that only exists some of the time, and has no tactile feedback is easier to use without looking at it than ctrl-C.

    Look - programmable OLED keys are neat, I get it. But two things: 1) if you're at the point where the keyboard is slowing you down in a particular software package, then you *are* an "experienced user", and you can probably spare the three brain cycles it'll take you to learn the keyboard shortcuts you need.

    2) The laptop keyboard was already perfected, by IBM/Lenovo, circa 5-10 years ago. (Nipple and all, thanks.) As they've since abandoned it in favor of a whirling moshpit of chicklets that changes every hardware generation, perhaps they won't mind if all the other manufacturers just adopt their Platonic ideal of a design? I get that it may make a few keyboard designers redundant, but those resources can be diverted to the much more important goal of making everything one molecule thick.

    3) Get. Off. My. Lawn.

  30. But as always Apple does it best by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure function display stuff was done before even Lenovo and the like.

    But the reason to cheer Apple doing this is that unlike third parties trying to promote an accessory, this will be a standard feature on laptops sold, and as such will get a lot more application support and cool uses of the tech.

    Also hoping for the force feedback stuff they use in the trackpads now to go into the function keys so they "feel" pressed when you tap them.

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  31. the hardware isn't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    MacBook hardware isn't the problem. Sure, it's perhaps a little dated. But it's still more than good enough.

    The problem is OSX. It's been unloved for years now. Finder is an abject embarassment. iTunes is a complete, unholy mess of bloat and inconsistency.

    It's very obvious OSX is an unloved legacy for apple; iOS is where it's at. Refreshing OSX could deliver a much better user experience, even without any significant hardware upgrade.

    Unfortunately that won't happen. Significantly improving the OS is a lot harder than whacking some new hardware components on board. And new hardware gets the review sites dribbling over improvements to the performance metrics du jour. No doubt the only "improvement" we'll see in OSX is further incursion into privacy.

    "The webcam just spotted you were about to pick your nose. Please log in to iTunes to continue"

    Still, look on the bright side: MacBooks made a great machine to run a nice OS on; one that's being actively developed and cared for. Like ElementaryOS for example...

  32. Say good bye to function keys on PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's already impossible to find a current PC laptop with a decent keyboard because they are all Mac clones. In a year it will be impossible to get a laptop with function keys.

  33. "Pay today for what you'll use next year"? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Paying up front for capacity you'll need only later may make sense for a house, but not for a laptop.

    When I bought each of my Mac laptops, I knew I'd want to upgrade their memory eventually. In general, "maxing them out" would have entailed spending thousands of dollars for memory that I wouldn't need for another year or two -- at which point I'd be able to buy it from a third-party seller at a tenth of the cost. Same thing with storage.

    It's actually even worse than that -- for my first pro-level laptop (a G3 in 1999), the largest Apple-supplied memory configuration was 384MB, but third-party upgrades took it to 768. For my current daily driver (a last-of-the-line 17" MBP), Apple specs said its maximum RAM was 8GB, and that was all they'd sell you. I bought it from Apple's refurb store in 2012 or 2013, I think, when I saw that there would be no new 17-inch models. I immediately upgraded it from the stock 4GB to 16GB, at a total cost of something like $95 (I forgot to send in the $10 MIR). Buying an 8GB instead of a 4GB model would have increased the price by hundreds of dollars. And then there's storage -- I put up with the stock 500GB spinner for a couple of years, then popped in a 1TB SSD I got for under $300. When 4TB or 10TB SSDs are cost-effective, if I want one of those, it's another easy swap.

    The "just buy all the machine you'll need up front" approach is wasteful. You'll get more capacity and spend less money in total by starting with just enough, then upgrading. But if cost is no object, or you're solidly committed to just replacing your machine every year, knock yourself out. At least with Apple gear you get good resale value.

  34. Keyboard innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone tried to innovate keyboards a few years ago, it did not go so well:
    http://arstechnica.com/staff/2014/01/stop-trying-to-innovate-keyboards-youre-just-making-them-worse/

    One of the comments:
    "It's been almost 30 years since a colleague suggested to me that all the keyboard designers in the world - except one, any one - should be shot."

  35. Sounds like good bye Apple by Torp · · Score: 1

    Item 1: Most Apple laptops with discrete graphics chips have problems. If they give up on the Iris Pro models, I don't want to know what happens.
    Item 2: Pretty OLED touch bands are for content consumers (remember that part of the world who is calling Apple users "sheep"? Maybe they were right.). Content producers (programmers, designers, whatever) need physical keys with tactile feedback because they don't look at the fucking keyboard when working.

    I switched to Macs from WinTel boxes with Linux on them like 5 years ago. It sounds like it's time to switch back...

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  36. I'm so glad that the thinner, thinner, thinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mentality decided to go full retard just about the time I'm ready to switch from Windows to Mac. My Win7 machines are getting long in the tooth and I've decided to switch to Mac because Linux is in the middle of a holy war right now. (systemd gives me a migraine)

    I'm SO happy that I have a wafer-think laptop with no battery life to look forward to!

  37. MacBook Air battery is replaceable by roesti · · Score: 1

    Replacing a MacBook Air battery depends entirely on having the right screwdrivers. I've done one in a 2012 MacBook Air, but the same procedure works for newer models as well.

  38. Fixing AC's incorrect snark by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    If a function key's label changes to give a helpful description of what the key actually does, a user is far more likely to use function keys at all.

    And then, because the keys are finally starting to be used, eventually users will not have to look at them any more.

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  39. I care about lighter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often fall asleep with my 2010 MacBook Pro on my chest. I actually worry if there's any long-term effect of having those extra pounds deforming my ribcage for hours at a time.

  40. The uncanny valley of thinness by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    the excessive thinness has made the product functionally WORSE with each generation.

    We're in the uncanny valley of thinness. Someday they will literally become razor-thin, and we'll be able to shave with them!

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  41. Um, Glued In Batteries and Nonstandard Drive? by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    That will make it disposable--err professional.

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  42. You are living in the past by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I live in dual worlds, I do mostly development with pretty large codebases in some cases, but also a lot of photography including some semi-professional stuff.

    For the development I prefer dual screens at least, but can live on one high res screen - although I liked the 17" laptop the 15" retina at least has the same resolution so that has been fine... I got enough flash storage that mostly I've been happy, and enough memory that development tools run well.

    For photography it would have mattered how much on-board storage I got because it would not have been enough, I have an Aperture library nearly filling a 4TB drive now, and much more storage holding raw images. But again thunderbolt has been great in that regard because I get fast access to external storage, and also a 4K monitor works quite well attached to the laptop. Image processing and raw conversion are OK though I am looking forward to something of a speed boost after three years...

    For connectivity the combo of a few USB-3 ports along with Thunderbolt has been more than enough. I can connect to the storage and monitors I need, and I've not really felt like the inability to upgrade anything has held me back, while I have enjoyed how very reliable the machine has been compared to developers at one of my clients who all use Windows laptops to develop on.

    As for ethernet ports - come on. I don't use those in real life, pretty much ever - I did use the thunderbolt to ethernet adaptor once when speaking at a conference a few years back, but in case you haven't noticed more than half the physical network connections you find in the world around you are dead (especially at hotels). I can also use an adaptor for firewire but why? Everything I cared about has long since migrated to a Thunderbolt device.

    VR with laptop video? Good luck.

    I don't need good luck, it actually worked OK with the Oculus dev units (I got a discrete graphics card with my Macbook Pro). I just need a system, that can support the release specs for things like the Vive and Oculus, which the article claims it will have.

    Such a gpu would require a thicker chassis just for heat dissipation alone.

    The newer nVidea/ATI cards have greatly reduced power needs for equivalent levels of graphics performance, the newer systems should run fairly well. The desktop models already offer a pretty big boost in performance over what was around just a few months ago... they do not require a thick chassis or extreme cooling.

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  43. Failure modes by sjbe · · Score: 1

    A removable battery means the machine is more fire resistant.

    Provide objective evidence that by making the battery removable that the device is any more resistant to fire when attached to the device. Bear in mind that NOBODY detaches removable batteries from their phones as a routine matter. A battery that combusts or substantially malfunctions will be dangerous to handle whether or not it is removable. Making it removable does not solve the problem.

    And you can make sure it is really powered down, as pointed out the above reply to the AC.

    This is a genuine advantage of removable batteries. There are some other advantages as well. I do not see compelling evidence that safety is among them.

    I just lost an iPhone because the battery swelled up (didn't burn) and destroyed it two weeks after not using or charging it. If it were removable, it would have just popped the cover off, I could have bought a new battery, and still have a working phone.

    How convenient for purposes of this discussion... Honestly I think you are making this up and even if you aren't you are proving my point. Removability does not equate to safety. At best it might safe the device from a few rare failure modes. It won't save anybody from injury.

    Non removable batteries are a real danger and should not be allowed.

    Billions of non-removable batteries in active service with close to zero problems says otherwise. The rare battery that begins to combust isn't going to be removed from the device while it is malfunctioning in a dangerous manner. Doesn't matter if it is removable or not. Making the battery removable does not solve this failure mode.

    If we can prohibit the use of antifreeze in baby formula, we can prohibit this.

    WTF? This is irrelevant nonsense. If you want to prove your point show me a study or corroborated example whereby ANYONE was saved from an actively malfunctioning battery by the sole fact that the battery was removable.

    1. Re:Failure modes by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Honestly I think you are making this up...

      Well, since you decided to go there, honestly I think you're a demented moron, and now I suddenly lost interest... You're no longer worth the effort... Go play somewhere else...

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  44. 4 year old computers are OK, 5 = LOSER! by sabbede · · Score: 1

    Considering recent statements about 5+ year old computers, I guess Apple really didn't have any choice.

  45. Re:Although I would like that, there is another wa by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    17" MPB's are going up in price on the used market. It's the only computer that is gaining in value.

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  46. Trolls work best in a stack anyway by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Trolls work best in a stack anyway. At least until they overflow.

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  47. old machine term date? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    So how long until our air-books and the old notebooks are pumpkins and can't be used anymore?

  48. volume when in another app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The panel will theoretically display media playback controls when iTunes is open, while it could display editing commands like cut and paste during word processing tasks, the people said.

    So how will I control the volume when I am checking my mail or using another app with music playing ?