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Ask Slashdot: How Do You Deal With Unreasonable Companies?

New submitter Ash-Fox writes: I recently ran into troubles trying to get reasonable quality of support from an anti-virus vendor, where they are attempting to cop-out of providing any reasonable support and then refusing to offer refunds under the guise of their EULA does not allow it. However, their EULA does not implicitly say that they cannot provide refunds in other circumstances, as the support tries to imply, and further living in Europe (as is the anti-virus headquarters), this EULA for sales is only valid if that was provided as the terms of sales contract, which it was not. How do other Slashdotters look to address companies that behave poorly and seek to only provide at best their minimum legal requirements?

159 comments

  1. monopolies by guygo · · Score: 5, Funny

    We give them monopolies over public utilities.

    1. Re:monopolies by tripleevenfall · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then we accept political donations from them in order to permit their monopolies to persist.

    2. Re:monopolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just about right.. Good that we have flexible and deep prostitution markets or else the right of the first night would be reintroduced. Maybe it will be - just to show who is the lord here. EU rules and Juncker is the best.

    3. Re: monopolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how that is any worse than a bunch of stinking white trash like yourself.

  2. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Report them to the Better Business Bureau
    2) Report them to the Attorney General's Office
    3) File a lawsuit, either in small claims court or regular court, as appropriate

    1. Re: Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I simply stop doing business with them.

      If serious money is at issue, I exact retribution if I can.

    2. Re: Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How? Break their stain glass windows?

    3. Re: Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move to Australia. Most of those EULAs aren't binding here and are overwritten by the consumers rights.

  3. "living in Europe" by Chmarr · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) Report them to the Better Business Bureau
    2) Report them to the Attorney General's Office
    3) File a lawsuit, either in small claims court or regular court, as appropriate

    Alas, he spoke the magick words "living in Europe".

    1. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Complain on Twitter.
      That way, the whole world can see what happened.
      As a prestep, make sure that your not asking for something unreasonable. If you were, the whole world would see that also.

    2. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I complained about a flat soda that was in one of my 12 packs on twitter... No response. :(

    3. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this was before Twitter, but I once had an issue with the Budget rental people and their support was horrendous so I just looked up their executive structure on wikipedia, forged a long combo email list of every possible iteration of their first, middle, last names and the major domains the company owned (cjohnson@budget.com, csjohnson@budget.com, chrisjohnson@budget.com, cjohnson@avis.com, etc..) for the top 5 executives or so and sent them all a huge rant direct to their inboxes. In the end they refunded my money and paid my bank for multiple overdraft fees that had resulted from unrelated purchases but occurred due to their original error, a few hundred in total.

    4. Re:"living in Europe" by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Alas, he spoke the magick words "living in Europe".

      That's even better - it means he just has to file a complaint under the Sale of Goods Act or equivalent enforcement agency which actually has teeth to force the company to respond.

    5. Re:"living in Europe" by aphelion_rock · · Score: 4, Informative

      (1) Name and Shame on Social media
      (2) Name and Shame on Slashdot
      (3) Assuming you paid by credit card - go through the process of getting the transaction reversed

    6. Re:"living in Europe" by ZipK · · Score: 4, Funny

      I complained about a flat soda that was in one of my 12 packs on twitter... No response. :(

      You should stop buying Every Twelfth Can is Flat brand soda.

    7. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He asked how OTHER Slashdotter dealt with it, not how he should. Learn to read.

    8. Re: "living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was so effing stupid but it made me laugh a lot for reasons I can't explain.

      Thank you.

    9. Re: "living in Europe" by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That applies to individuals, not companies. If you represent a company then it's a court decision.

      The most powerful way is to publish the name of the company with the story in questiom.

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    10. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is actually a pretty good way to phrase the question.

      Why asking for advice you tend to get a lot of answers that aren't viable.
      Sometimes everyone would be better off if something was tried in court, but the costs and time spent for doing so exceeds the option of just letting it slide and move on with your life.
      Sometimes the advice given is straight up illegal.

      By trying to figure out what other people did when they actually ended up in the same situation you will get the options down to something that is actually feasible to do together with a known outcome.

    11. Re:"living in Europe" by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      1- BBB is worthless
      2- AG only works if they screw over a bunch of people in general in your state
      3- small claims is the way to go get a default judgment and get it enforced

      but since the OP lives in Europe, none of this applies.......

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    12. Re:"living in Europe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3- small claims is the way to go get a default judgment and get it enforced"

      Works that way in europe too.

      There are BBB and AG equivalents but the easiest way (as a business) to get satisfaction is to file a claim as the software is unfit for the purpose for which it was represented.

      The thing is, most companies in the EU start reacting to solve things on an "unfit for purpose" claim, because they're usually upheld in court.

  4. I find social pressure worldwide helps by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    There's nothing like having customers and potential customers worldwide all applying pressure on a firm to make them wake up and change their behavior.

    Any social media. Everywhere. Unceasing.

    Since the playing field is no longer level, it's unwise to try to bargain, but wise to accept their total surrender.

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  5. try this by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd phone them, make sure you're talking to someone a few levels up not just a tier-1 monkey, tell them your story and ask them nicely for a refund, and tell them that if they still say no then you have no option but to take them to small claims court and will also smear their name all over the internet.

    1. Re:try this by taustin · · Score: 1

      take them to small claims court

      Laughable if they're local to him. Not even possible if they're not in the same state.

      and will also smear their name all over the internet.

      Either they won't be afraid of that because they're stupid, or they won't be afraid of that because they know he's nobody, and nobody will care. Or they'll sue him for extortion.

    2. Re:try this by msauve · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Not even possible if they're not in the same state."

      From the summary - "...living in Europe...". As imperialistic as the US is, and as parochial as many of it's citizens are, I'm pretty sure there aren't any "states" involved in this situation. And if you're using "state" to refer to a European nation's political subdivisions, it appears you're wrong.

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    3. Re:try this by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      He's in the EU, where unlike the US, the system actually does defend citizens against greedy corporations.

    4. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm pretty sure there aren't any "states" involved in this situation"

      From the title - " How Do You Deal With Unreasonable Companies?" As diverse and intelligent the European Union is, and as haughty as many of its citizens are, I'm pretty sure the author asked a question to the general audience using the English language. So I will forgive your oversight and lack of understanding in the matter since so many countries do not have English as their primary language, it does cause some confusion. See the author was asking a question on how people respond to unreasonable companies (see "How Do You") . In return the audience provides replies. Many times these replies will be based off the personal experience of that new author. So much so that they use their current location as an example. Hopefully that clears up your issue with "states".

    5. Re:try this by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

      While the story is for the EU, in the US at least, write a polite, but firm letter to the chief or general legal council. A letter the the CEO of a big company may just get intercepted by an admin and shipped down to the "tier-1 monkey" you mention. Lawyers seldom get letter they can blow off and will by habit read it before shipping it off to the meat grinder of tier-1. If you can't find their legal eagle then any person in legal will do. LinkedIn is your friend here. Smaller companies may only have outside council to contact. The other place to hunt for help is to see their "about us" pages and find their advisers, investors and leadership, and reach out to those people. If they get a call from their VCs you can expect your issue will get noticed.

    6. Re:try this by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I appreciate your advice, and offer a little story of my own:

      I pay $50 a month for an assigned parking space in my apartment's underground garage. Several years ago, the building management painted all the walls in the garage, and stenciled stall numbers for each stall... Except for mine, and 3 adjacent stalls. I don't know why they omitted the stall number for just those few. Maybe they ran out of paint, and then just forgot to follow up.

      I made a couple of requests to the rental office to have the numbers placed on my stall, but to no avail. The stalls were unnumbered for about a year.

      One night, I arrive home, pull into my garage, and find another car (it was the first of the month - a brand new tenant) parked in my stall. I wrote up an official sounding note, making it look like it came from the building management company, notifying the offending car owner that they were illegally parked in stall #20, and that their license plate number has been recorded, and they will be fined $50. Any questions, ask at the rental office.

      Sadly, I wasn't present in the office when that new tenant tried to explain to the building management staff that the stall wasn't even numbered. The next day, the remaining stalls (including mine) were stenciled with proper numbers. That's all I ever wanted anyway!

      THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you ask nicely, and nothing gets done, use their own customers against them.

    7. Re:try this by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      First thing I do and it has nothing to do with unreasonable companies is calculate the looses and how much time and effort I am willing to expend in recovering those losses. There is also the psychological impact, of how much satisfaction would be gained by forcing a reasonable outcome after the unreasonable interaction, even if the cost is higher than the return, sometimes you just have to, else you become a victim again. Then there is the fiscal suffering you can cause the unreasonable company and how much that exceeds the cost and effort you put into it. Keeping in mind if you need to deal with that company again or not and also whether it was the company or just the particular person or persons at that company that you were interacting with and whether resolution can be achieved by dealing with others at the company. Never forget if you have customers and unreasonable actions by others cause you to have undesirable outcomes with you customers, that also has to be taken into account. If unreasonable actions by others cause you to lose customer than very empathic counter actions need to be taken, a lost customers can by quite expensive and justifies quite high expenditures to force reasonable outcomes (often as proof to your customers that any negative outcomes were not your intent).

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    8. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that the United States of America doesn't have an exclusive right to form a union from members states, right? Have you considered the person might be from Germany?

    9. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's in the EU, where unlike the US, the system actually does defend citizens against greedy corporations.

      That would come under the complete and utter bollox label. Try returning a product and getting a refund. The retailer will take it personally, and act as if you're trying to rob them. Yes, the floor staff plebs, not even management. Try getting your money back when a delivery isn't made, or item was stolen because the driver handed it to a neighbour that denies it took place.

      There are laws in the UK and EU to stop this, but all companies will tell you to fuck off, with a good luck getting your money back. The only option is credit card charge-back, which can take months; and it's tough shit if you used a debit card.

    10. Re:try this by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not sure if my experience is typical or not I had a fairly good experience when dealing with the US Federal Consumer Protection Bureau (CFPB), MN Department of Commerce, and MN State Attorney General's Office when I was dealing with a shit bag debt collection company and I gather now that all 3 agencies now have an open investigation into them.

      The debt collection company was trying to collect a student loan debt from someone who only shared my first name. The collection company started calling and when ever I would answer there wouldn't be anyone on the line. When they would call caller ID would always list the caller as "Toll Free Call" and when looking up the number online I didn't see anything indicating who was calling. When I would answer the phone I would inform them that this is harassment, that they have been told previously to never contact me ever and that I am informing them to never contact me again. I started recording the calls (video recording) and after having them call me multiple times in the same day and being told the line above. After about a week of this and after the day when they called me 4 times and were told I filed a complaint with the MN State Attorney General seeking relief and providing what limited information I had received. A few days later the Attorney General's Office responded and provided detailed information on the company and information on who else I should be filing a complaint about a shit bag debt collection company. Additionally the Attorney General's Office had sent a demand to the company indicating that they were to no longer contact me that also demanded that they respond to an inquery now started by the Attorney General's Office.

      So at that point I filed complaints with the CFPB and MN Department of Commerce. A day later I received confirmation that the CFPB had contacted the debt collector and that they were to no longer contact me by phone. Unfortunately the debt collection company disregarded this and continued to call for a couple of more days. This caused me to file additional complaints with the CFPB and MN Department of commerce about their continued harassment at this point as well as forwarding all of this information to the Attorney General's Office. A bit later I get a response through the CFPB from the debt collector in which they provided all of the information they had on the loan including the loan application (this included mother's maiden name, previous addresses current addresses, employer at the time, wage information, social security number, banking information), copy of the person's drivers license, copy of their social security card, and a letter directed to me informing me that I had 7 days to to work out payment details otherwise they would be suing me and seizing my assets. The problem is that the information I provided to the CFPB clearly demonstrated that I was not the actual owner of this debt, which they could have figured out from public records even before hand having never been in the states where the person who the debt belonged to, not ever having a drivers license from that state, having a different middle and last name, having a different birth date (over 15 years different), and attending a different school. In their letter they also indicated that they had no record of me ever answering the phone let alone being told to never call me as well as stating that they never called me after being contacted by the CFPB.

      I responded to their letter with one of my own informing them that any attempt to collect this debt from me by them or any other company I will view as an attempt to defraud me and that I would also consider them a co-conspirator in the action and would be filing a criminal complaint. I explained to them that they had broken the law several times including their outright lies and that I had recorded a number of their calls and can provide evidence showing that I had told them multiple times to never contact me in the same day as well as provide evidence of them continuing to call me after being to

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    11. Re:try this by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      and it's tough shit if you used a debit card

      In the UK and, I believe, the rest of the EU, debit card payments are protected under the same guarantees as credit card. You can also take the company to the small claims court. The only company that I've dealt with that's made me even consider going to this length was Dell. Apple, for example, replaced a battery for me out of warranty because it had not survived the number of charge cycles that their advertising claimed and I mentioned the Sale of Goods Act (now replaced by stronger protections in the Consumer Rights Act). I've never had a brick-and-mortar store refuse a refund within the allowed period.

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    12. Re:try this by Kinthelt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dell is awful when it comes to reasonability.

      The 3D card on my out-of-warranty Alienware laptop died. Okay, I figured I'd just go onto Dell's web site and buy a replacement. Strangely enough, there wasn't one. I called them up, and they said that they were available, but I'd have to pay for a technician to come over and replace it. Or, I'd have to ship my laptop to Florida. They refused to sell the card by itself.

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    13. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this with our tax people and even after being assured it would stop a by The Director of Collections no less it still carried on

    14. Re:try this by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      My point was that too many Americans are happy to value their time in terms of cash value and if its more than the cash loss they walk away.
      Its actually a very selfish point of view, in that leaves society as a whole worse off.

    15. Re:try this by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      It reminds me of a story my dad told me about what a Jewish landlord told him what he does when he cant get someone to admit they owe him rent money.

      He emails them a bill with an obvious mistake (like double the money or much too long rent period), so when they email him back to say he made a mistake and that they actually only owe $xxx, he's now got all the evidence he needs.

    16. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems like alot of grief on your part not to get some compensation for your time and effort!
      Who is your telephone carrier? Couldn't you have just blocked anonymous callers and/or not answered the phone and ignored them?

    17. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In the UK and, I believe, the rest of the EU, debit card payments are protected under the same guarantees as credit card. "

      Untrue.

      The credit card protection thing is by law and leaves the banks jointly+severally liable for changes on the card along with the vendor.

      There's a voluntary thing the banks do which provides some protection on debit cards, BUT
      1: Not all banks subscribe to it
      2: Even the ones that do make it difficult to claim (Been there, done that)
      3: They're slow to refund (BTDT)
      4: Their own staff frequently don't know about it and will advise there's no protection (BTDT)
      5: The level of protection is far lower than that afforded by law to credit card holders.

    18. Re:try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the information about the landlord being Jewish pertinent to the story?

  6. You have already done it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If they are meeting "their minimum legal requirements" then you have no recourse, nor should you, other than choosing to terminate your business with them. You have done so, end.

    1. Re:You have already done it. by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

      I also agree that "You have already done it", but in a different way. You have exposed Avast to all the people that reads Slashdot and I'm guessing that this is hurting the brand in a way they are paying back a lot more of what you expended on them (I guess). Let's hope they don't try to sue you for punitive damages.

    2. Re:You have already done it. by sjames · · Score: 1

      There is still advising everyone you know (even people you internet know) to avoid them.

    3. Re:You have already done it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right. Tell slashdot and other communities, document what happened publicly, politely and clearly and take your business elsewhere.

  7. I don't do business with them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  8. Public shaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad publicity seems to be the only way to get service from some companies. Make a few tweets about the situation that include their @handle or #brandname, contact Consumerist.com, etc. It sucks, but more and more companies just don't care unless you start being a squeaky wheel.

  9. As part of a State Entity by Dust038 · · Score: 1

    We just move the funding in our budget somewhere else, and those companies that don't care, might start to care once the money stops.

  10. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooooo you're looking for extended support and/or a refund because a piece of software doesn't work in an extreme edge case situation involving a subsystem of windows that is clearly marked Beta?

    It's not the company that's being unreasonable.

    1. Re: Seriously? by pegr · · Score: 1

      Shhhh. He's going to post it on Twitter. ;p

    2. Re: Seriously? by Jack_the_Tripper · · Score: 1

      Dude, bash on winders has been available to the unwashed masses for at least a week now. Beta or no beta every single piece of software better support it or they'll be hell to pay!

  11. You aren't reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It has been my experience that people who use the word reasonable, and use it a lot like you did, are the most unreasonable people on the planet. If you've made demands that you "feel" are "reasonable" (and I put that in quotes because a feeling is all it is- there's no reasoning involved) and the vendor doesn't agree, then your one and really only solution is to get a lawyer and sue. If you don't think that is justified (and most will use the financial excuse), then I guess that feeling wasn't that reasonable after all, was it? .

    1. Re: You aren't reasonable by pegr · · Score: 1

      It's beta code for an OS that came out last week, something unsupported by the vendor. It doesn't work with AV and you want a refund. https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-...

      I agree, you should move to another vendor. Do Avast a favor.

    2. Re:You aren't reasonable by Ash-Fox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has been my experience that people who use the word reasonable, and use it a lot like you did, are the most unreasonable people on the planet. If you've made demands that you "feel" are "reasonable"

      You know what the funny thing is? If the person had actually even checked their internal staff or checked their own support forums, they would have found it was being worked on and a fix was pending. That would have been enough to resolve the ticket with me, their support person was lazy and didn't even bother checking throughout the entire ticket, then their supervisor, right at the end did the same.

      So unreasonable of me to expect a company that sells a security solution to provide some information on the certainty on supporting of features! Especially when I state out my assumptions in the following e-mail blatantly so they can correct them if I'm wrong. But no, the "customer retention specialist" some how managed to miss that again? I don't buy it, it was terrible support.

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  12. Nuke them from the orbit. by TeknoHog · · Score: 0

    It's the only way to be sure.

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    1. Re:Nuke them from the orbit. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      find their cable plant and stick pins in their gigabit ethernet cables.

      then ask again if they will give you a refund.

      (notsureifserious.jpg)

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  13. So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by redmid17 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Then I read your imgur post and have this to tell you:

    1. It's not built-in functionality

    2. It's in beta (as of 8/10/2016) - Bash on Ubuntu on Windows && Installation Guide. This is only available to a specific subset of Windows users (eg Windows Insiders Program).

    Disclaimer: "This is the first release of Bash on Windows and it is branded "beta" deliberately - it's not yet complete! You should expect many things to work and for some things to fail! We greatly appreciate you using Bash on Windows and helping us identify the issues we need to fix in order to deliver a great experience."

    You can't expect 100% compatibility with something still in beta. There are broken things and things that will be changed. Expecting Avast to work with it right now or refund you for a beta-product is unreasonable. Maybe common handles things differently than civil law in this case. I know Europe has better consumer protections in many many ways than the US, but I can't see where anyone would reasonably expect a refund or extensive support for a beta add-in when the product works perfectly with production level software (aka Win 10).

    1. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends..
      If bash/Ubuntu on Windows 10 is just another program on Windows, you may expect AV software not to interfere with it, and proper support is in order.

      Otoh. If bash/Ubuntu on Windows isn't just a normal application, but integrates in the same horrible ways into Windows as AV software itself tends to do, then it is reasonable to expect problems for a while. at least until. bash/Ubuntu on Windows is out of beta.

      So it really depends on how big of an abomination bas/Ubuntu on Windows is :-)

    2. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      That depends..
      If bash/Ubuntu on Windows 10 is just another program on Windows, you may expect AV software not to interfere with it, and proper support is in order.

      It's not remotely so. They've created a new subsystem and introduced picodrivers and picoprocesses to enable the use of Linux binaries.

    3. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Expecting Avast to work with it right now or refund you for a beta-product is unreasonable.

      Marking a paid product as "beta" is a clever loophole to prevent dissatisfied users from getting a refund!

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    4. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by sjames · · Score: 1

      It is an official release from MS, even if they're not yet willing to call it a final release. It doesn't sound like it's going to go away. This isn't some 3rd party something he's trying to bolt on.

      It may not be Avast's fault MS surprised them with this feature, but it wouldn't hurt them to at least show a little concern about the situation. For example, by making an internal inquiry with the developers (after all, it's unlikely that only one user in the whole world will ever try the new feature). They have an opportunity here to build a lot of customer loyalty and a reputation for cutting edge (with far more than just the one user) and instead have put up a brick wall.

      It's not unreasonable to expect more than talk to the hand.

    5. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the feature is beta and expecting a refund from Avast is not reasonable. When the feature is finalized and if Avast still does not work with it you have more grounds to complain. I think you're overblowing it to try and get a 30 dollars refund. This is not front page worthy.

    6. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by DRJlaw · · Score: 2

      Too bad the Anniversary Update was free, and the product is the operating system, not the Linux subsystem that still can't be used unless you're a Windows Insider running in Developer Mode (the penultimate beta, the ultimate being a strictly closed beta).

    7. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Penultimate? You have been listening to Steve Gibson's "Security Now" podcast, haven't you?

    8. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Alumoi · · Score: 1

      Dear DRJlaw,
      We hereby inform you that Windows Insider version of our software is what the outside world calls alpha version.
      First release version of our software is the beta stage.
      Service Pack 1 (or even 2 in some cases) is what outsider would call the finished product.
      Signed,
      Your friendly Microsoft CEO

    9. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      This is only available to a specific subset of Windows users (eg Windows Insiders Program).

      It's available to everyone that installed the Windows 10 anniversary update.

      You can't expect 100% compatibility with something still in beta.

      But I can expect information like "we're working on it", "we'll have something for it in release". Which, apparently Avast were according to the forums (posted before my ticket, but I didn't find it on Google back then), but their support person never even bothered to check their own internal people or the forums.

      The issue is that I paid for the product from 2014 to 2019 and I cannot have someone giving me the runaround on a security solution. I stated I would have been happy if they could confirm, they never even bothered checking despite being a "customer retention specialist", I was ready to switch to another security product, but I don't see why they should be allowed to keep my money for a product that didn't mean customer expectations of offering reasonable support responses (such as doing a simple check of whether something will be supported) if I am forced to use another product because of uncertainty.

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    10. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2

      Anyone with the anniversary update can use it. It's not Windows Insider specific since the release.

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    11. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      Dear DRJlaw,
      We hereby inform you that Windows Insider version of our software is what the outside world calls alpha version.
      First release version of our software is the beta stage.
      Service Pack 1 (or even 2 in some cases) is what outsider would call the finished product.
      Signed,
      Your friendly Microsoft CEO

      Dear Satya,
      The feature is branded "beta," deliberately. Read the FAQ

      Signed,
      Actual Microsoft product page

    12. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      Anyone with the anniversary update can use it. It's not Windows Insider specific since the release.

      As between you and the Microsoft installation guide, updated two days ago, I'm deeming the installation guide more credible.

      Prerequisites
      1. Windows 10 Anniversary Update - build 14393 Available as of 8/2/2016
      2. x64-based processor
      3. Your PC must have an AMD/Intel x64 compatible CPU
      4. You must be a member of the (free) Windows Insider Program (Preferably Fast-Ring)
      5. Your PC must be running a 64-bit version of Windows 10 Anniversary Update build 14316 or later

      My (and likely your) Microsoft ID is still in the Windows Insider Program, even if Get Insider Preview Builds is not active on that particular installation. Unless you've actually installed it, using only a local account or one known not to have ever signed up as an Insider, you can't support that claim.

    13. Re:So I was gonna rant about your lack of detail by redmid17 · · Score: 1

      As between you and the Microsoft installation guide [microsoft.com], updated two days ago, I'm deeming the installation guide more credible.

      Prerequisites
      1. Windows 10 Anniversary Update - build 14393 Available as of 8/2/2016
      2. x64-based processor
      3. Your PC must have an AMD/Intel x64 compatible CPU
      4. You must be a member of the (free) Windows Insider Program (Preferably Fast-Ring)
      5. Your PC must be running a 64-bit version of Windows 10 Anniversary Update build 14316 or later

  14. Two choices... by mi2 · · Score: 2

    You can encourage creation of multiple software vendors so that the competition between them keeps them all user-friendly and honest.

    Or you can declare a "market failure" and establish a single-payer anti-virus protection for all — even the poorest and the otherwise disadvantaged.

    Up to you, really...

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  15. how do you know it's not Bash? by known_coward_69 · · Score: 2

    maybe there is something in Bash preventing it from working with Avast? have you asked them?

  16. customer retention specialist != technical support by lusid1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's really the central problem from what you've posted. You need technical support so a ticket can get opened in whatever 3rd world coding farm they have outsourced the product to. Seeing that your support request is being handling by someone who's title says "customer retention" means you will never get a refund, and your issue will never be resolved. That's just not what they are there to do. On the org chart they probably roll up to the sales group.

    Cut your losses and move on.

  17. I never have this problem by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I recently ran into troubles trying to get reasonable quality of support from an anti-virus vendor

    rotfl, I can't imagine getting much support at all for that.

    How do other Slashdotters look to address companies that behave poorly and seek to only provide at best their minimum legal requirements?

    I don't buy proprietary software.

    1. Re:I never have this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be neat to live in a world where you have no other companies that give disappointing service.

      You should write an ebook

  18. Did they somewhere state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Ubuntu bash should be working with Avast? Because if not, it's basically you being an annoying customer because you can't have all the features you want. Switch to Kaspersky or F-Secure if you are looking for a change, they are the best options.

  19. Not doing business, and public posting by phorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not doing business with them again is a start, but honestly one of the things I've found is that some businesses who do some *amazingly* bad support/PR, also seem to have public walls on their Facebook pages. I've had decent luck getting some response from businesses by posting a detailed summary of my issues on their wall.

    1. Re:Not doing business, and public posting by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Not doing business with them again is a start

      Not doing business in the first place is even more effective. Do it yourself, and you won't get ripped off. If you fail, you get spin it however you want and you're guaranteed to be right. Are you sure you need to pay money for pixels, or to flip bits?

  20. Unreasonable, like Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just deactivated my account, after they deactivated two of my business pages without giving me a reason. I'm done with them. #NeverAgain

  21. Sometimes it's easy by 1080bogus · · Score: 0

    Call your credit card company and list the charge as fraudulent.

    As someone else stated, call the unreasonable company as well and talk with someone. Also, do some research and find the corporate number and give that a call if it's really bad. Their corporate overlords love getting those calls.

  22. Refund for a free product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but if you're paying for Avast, you're wasting your money. They have nothing worth paying for. Should have been using the free version and verified it worked with your setup.

    So to answer your question, switch software packages. There are a few dozen anti-virus packages to choose from. None of which are really worthwhile.

    You're running into the same response you'd get from any and all software companies, plain and simple. Live with it and move forward. There is nothing you can do.

  23. You're trying too hard by JosephDoeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've already put a lot of effort into failing, why not just move on? They make a good point. You should have tested the software better. It would be NICE of them to give you a refund, but they have no reason to, especially if you at like a dick. Walmart and Amazon will give you a refund because you buy LOTS of stuff from them. A company like this can just write you off as a loss and move on. It's their choice. You can wage a social networking war against them.. as you appear to be doing already. I wonder if your Ask Slashdot for help is more of a form of clickbait in the this case. I don't think you need help, you appear to be aggressively pursuing the issue with nicely made propaganda. What you need is distribution and Slashdot is not the place to get it, but it's not the place NOT to get it. Reddit seems like a better target for this type of thing.

    1. Re:You're trying too hard by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      They make a good point. You should have tested the software better.

      I paid a subscription from 2014 until 2019, I very much expect them to keep it updated with moving targets like operating system updates (which apparently they were, but their support weren't even arsed to check with their own people, or even their own support forums). When I get such a ridiculous response, I want to just move on to someone that will support me, especially when it comes to a security solution. This support however just sat there and told me no refunds under any other conditions. My biggest mistake is paying these things up front. In future I will look to make as tiny subscriptions as possible to limit my financial liability.

      What was more ridiculous was that their own support forums I learned later actually stated before I had even posted their ticket that they were working on it -- That's all I wanted to know! Their support repeatedly never checked it despite my mentioning that, that was all it would take to appease me, instead of this uncertainty that is unacceptable for a security product.

      I wonder if your Ask Slashdot for help is more of a form of clickbait in the this case. I don't think you need help, you appear to be aggressively pursuing the issue with nicely made propaganda.

      I genuinely don't think anything will come of it to benefit me; but I'm happy to leave my experiences in the open for others to find and learn from.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  24. Twitter, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I force them to deal with me on twitter and i refuse to do it by DM (with the exception of the sending someone private info portion of it)

    failing that I start yelling at people on the phone, Pretend like your an investor and you find your way up the ladder and get to yell at people who really are not prepared to deal with it. And then i'm persistent keep their assistants busy way busier than they are prepared for.

    Waste their time and their money while your idling on facebook, or taking a shit, something bad happen at work? direct that frustration their way also. Dont' swear or give them an excuse to hang up but make them hang up or just stay talking to them until the solution has been met.

  25. Cancellations, threats and legal action by guruevi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pretty much in that order:
    - You cancel whatever service you have with them so they get no further money if you can legally do so.
    - You threaten them with cancellation, non-renewal or no further sales - most smaller companies will bend over backwards to maintain clients
    - You threaten with social pressure (trade groups, other departments or companies you have ties with, social media)
    - You go for legal action. In European countries this is a heck of a lot easier as consumer protections are baked into the law even if you have contracts saying otherwise. In the US you have fewer protections but small claims is often viable for small companies even if you can't recover the whole sum. If you have a legal team staffed, talk to them about your options but unless you do jury trials are usually too expensive unless you get a class action going.

    Don't EVER use social media or other publishing options to outline issues you have with a company. It's too easy for a big company to bully you with lawsuits and you may say something that's not strictly true or legal or even shows you violated a clause or your contract. All communications from your company should go through a lawyer.

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    1. Re:Cancellations, threats and legal action by CMBJ · · Score: 0

      Emerging from the abyss to confirm that this is pretty much the best advice in the thread thus far.

  26. Mention their name! Avast! Dispute the charge. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't mention "reasonable quality of support from an anti-virus vendor" instead identify them by name and repeat it often!

    I don't know if your credi card or local provides it, but here in the USA, you can dispute quality of product if it is purchased in your state or within 50 miles of home. Your home computer is within 50 miles of home.

    But, when disputing the charge make it simple, "when I install it, it breaks my computer." When I remove it, it works perfectly."

  27. no f'ing clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't figure out to deal with a company and illegal policies.....

    City treasurer doesn't have a problem with CenturyLink overcharging people on city tax ://///
    It is even documented in plain view on their bill with the wrong %, no one gives a fuck cause 10% of the audited amount isn't enough for a company to come in a fix it. Heaven forbid the city take care of city taxes. They failed an audit a couple years ago, and are even WORSE now but not enough $$$$ yet to bother to fix it.

  28. Debt collectors don't like robo calls either... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was out of work for two years (2009-2010) and before I filed for a Chapter Seven bankruptcy, my credit card debt got sold to three consecutive debt collection agencies. The first two responded well when I pointed out to the notes that indicated I was filing for bankruptcy and ceased taking action against me. The third one did not. So I played hardball by calling their phone line every minute. After 15 minutes of repeated calls that tied up their phone line (and deprived them of earning money), they took a look at the notes about filing bankruptcy and ceased taking action against me. Bullies don't like being on the receiving end.

    1. Re:Debt collectors don't like robo calls either... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Up higher in the page I went over my recent experience with a debt collector. While not similar to your situation I decided to take a different scorched earth approach. My solution was to get several bigger sticks that will make their life more difficult than anything I could do on my own.

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      Time to offend someone
    2. Re:Debt collectors don't like robo calls either... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      My solution was to get several bigger sticks that will make their life more difficult than anything I could do on my own.

      I had a couple of debt collectors that I complai to the state attorney general about. I got a letter from one out of state attorney general informing me that the consumer affairs division no longer had authority to investigate debt collectors due to a recent change in state law My bankruptcy attorney had to send a cease and desist letter to the debt collector.

    3. Re:Debt collectors don't like robo calls either... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      With mine I got the best results going through the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau as far as getting a response out of the company. Granted my state attorney general's office was very helpful to me as well. The only thing I got from the state department of commerce was a notification that they had opened an investigation into the debt collector but they are also the body in my state the regulates debt collectors so that should make life difficult for the debt collector.

      I would have thought that you could have really put the screws to the debt collector as I believe that once they are notified in writing, especially with a cease and desist from an attorney, that if they do contact you the debt becomes legally uncollectable and you can basically tell the to piss off and sue for harassment at that point.

      Personally I hate these companies as they are all dumb as fucking rocks as I frequently get called by debt collectors trying to collect credit card debt from the previous owner of my house who hasn't lived there for almost 14 years. Most are polite enough when I tell them they have lived there in 13 years but one would think that by checking the public records they would see they don't fucking live there. Those tend to be the reputable ones and they don't hide their identity on the phone. The somewhat questionable ones that insist I am lying to them I tell them that if they ever contact me again I will sue them for harassment as is my right as I am not the person they are looking for, and then there was the really shit ball one that I went full on scorched earth on.

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      Time to offend someone
  29. It's antivirus software, what do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Use the AV checker that grew between your ears!
    Don't install every shit program, don't browse the web with javascript enabled by default (noscript, ghostery) and only download torrents from trusted uploaders.

    Pass the odd software here and there through that online antivirus website and you are good.

    1) Your Computer will run MUCH faster
    2) You take responsibility
    3) not a single virus infection in over 20 years

    ohh and if you want extra protection. Just set your firewall to block any outgoing unless you white list it.

    1. Re:It's antivirus software, what do you expect? by WolfgangVL · · Score: 2

      3) not a single virus infection in over 20 years

      ohh and if you want extra protection. Just set your firewall to block any outgoing unless you white list it.

      The greatest trick the malware ever pulled was to make you believe it never existed.

      --
      You are being ripped off every second of every day, so that advertisers can help rip you off even more tomorrow.
    2. Re:It's antivirus software, what do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try but I'm a Windows 10 user. It exists.

  30. Find who Regulates them by ConaxConax · · Score: 2

    Make a complaint to the member of staff you're dealing with, if they're inadequately dealing with this then ask for a manager. If they then fail to deal with this properly within the required time then make a complaint to the professional body they're a member to, and then to their regulatory body.

  31. Non-issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The feature was released 9 days ago. A cursory examination of the Avast forums shows one of their developers reporting that the issue has been at least partially resolved, but won't be available until "the next Beta."

    (https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=185328.15)

    It's not altogether unheard of to have lagging third-party support for brand new features in your operating system. Having read TFA, it seems you sent one email about the problem, the support drone sent you back a response that seemed to indicate a misunderstanding of what you were reporting an issue with, and you immediately began demanding a refund. This doesn't seem like a "reasonable" expectation of support to me.

    It sounds like you're a professional victim looking to stir up bullshit. Maybe you should go fuck yourself sideways, instead?

    1. Re:Non-issue? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Honestly, practically in each message, I declared what product it was, repeatedly. I even stated I would have been happy if they could confirm that it was going to be worked on in the future, which they never bothered to even check (before I posted the ticket, apparently their developers had posted to their forum saying they were working on it).

      I paid a subscription up front front 2014 to 2019 (literally, hundreds of pounds), getting this kind of terrible paid support that can't even be arsed to read my tickets fully or even care about losing a customer of over 10 years is ridiculous. Then, trying to use the EULA to state they can't do refunds when it does not say that they cannot do refunds outside of the period suggested, treating the EULA as something to screw the customer over rather than just protecting themselves.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    2. Re:Non-issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, practically in each message, I declared what product it was, repeatedly.

      Practically? Or actually? I read your little imgur post - I saw one post which specifically called out the "Bash on Ubuntu on Windows" product feature, and the next post, you immediately shifted to "I want my money back."

      You could have easily said - "You seem to misunderstand - I am using Windows, but a new feature of the Windows 10 Anniversary Edition is broken. That feature is named "Bash on Ubuntu on Windows," and I would like you to escalate this question to your engineering team to see if they are aware of any issues / workarounds, or plans for when support of this feature will be enabled, since it's very new?"

      Then, trying to use the EULA to state they can't do refunds when it does not say that they cannot do refunds outside of the period suggested, treating the EULA as something to screw the customer over rather than just protecting themselves.

      Did you read the EULA? I just did. Here's the relevant paragraph, referred to by your support drone:

      AVAST warrants to you that the Software will perform substantially in accordance with the Documentation for a
      period of thirty (30) days following your receipt of the Software. To make a warranty claim, you must return the
      Software to the location where you obtained it along with a copy of your sales receipt within the thirty (30) day
      warranty period. If the Software does not perform substantially in accordance with the Documentation, the entire and
      exclusive liability of AVAST and its distributors and agents and your exclusive remedy shall be limited to, at
      AVAST’S option, either (i) replacement of the Software or (ii) refund of the license fee you paid for the Software This
      limited warranty is void if the Software does not perform substantially in accordance with the Documentation as a
      result of any accident, abuse, alteration or misapplication of the Software by you or any third party other than AVAST,
      its distributors or agents.

      Does the documentation claim it will support Bash on Ubuntu on Windows? No, it does not say that. Therefore, you have no claim. The EULA is a limitation of YOUR rights, not a statement of the rights of the company. SURE, they could give you a refund if they wanted. They could also send two hookers and a kilo of coke to your flat as a kind gesture of regret for having inconvenienced you. But the EULA says what you are entitled to, and what you are entitled to is, essentially, jack and shit in whatever proportion you desire.

      The EULA is *exactly* a document for protecting themselves - they are shedding themselves of the legal responsibility for all kinds of things in that document. And you agreed to it, and now you have to abide by it. If you wanted a refund, you should have returned it to the point of sale within 30 days with your receipt. It's up to you to demonstrate that the software doesn't work "substantially in accordance with the Documentation," and if their Documentation doesn't say that the Ubuntu on Windows feature is supported... you're out of luck.

      But again, don't let any of this stop you from crying big old crocodile tears of impotent rage.

  32. I Don't. by brian.stinar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are talking about somewhere between $50-$100, right? You walk away from it, and realize that your time could (HOPEFULLY?) be better spent on more productive things.

    When a small store gave me incorrect change, and was unpleasant about the correction of that error, I walked away and never came back. Anything else would have not been worth my time. Unless you want to turn this into a hobby, I suggest you take a similar approach. Whenever anyone asks me about that store, I tell them a similar story, and advise them to go to a different store. That alone cost the store far more than when they jacked from me on my change. It was the store owner that robbed me.

    1. Re:I Don't. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      ...and that way AVAST wins, you send them exactly the wrong message so the problem may even get worse, and even more unsuspecting people get screwed.

    2. Re: I Don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love posting shit about AA being the worst airline. If you travel with them you are a horrible person. Don't do it! Remember AA sucks.

    3. Re: I Don't. by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

      I did register the domain americanairlinessucksadick.com, but I let it expire rather than taking any action...

    4. Re:I Don't. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You are talking about somewhere between $50-$100, right?

      More, paid from 2014 to 2019.

      When a small store gave me incorrect change, and was unpleasant about the correction of that error, I walked away and never came back. Anything else would have not been worth my time. Unless you want to turn this into a hobby, I suggest you take a similar approach. Whenever anyone asks me about that store, I tell them a similar story, and advise them to go to a different store. That alone cost the store far more than when they jacked from me on my change. It was the store owner that robbed me.

      I think my big mistake was not having very short term subscriptions.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  33. Avast, huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have anything to add over other answers to the question, but I'm not surprised that the submitter had those problems with Avast. I trialled one of their products for their office recently, had an issue during the trial, and just couldn't get any support. The only real response I got was from one of their sales guys trying to talk me into buying a more expensive option than the one I was trialling. Needless to say I crossed Avast off the list PDQ.

  34. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop buying Avira. As with most AV vendors they're bordering on dodgey.

    1. Re:Simple solution by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      Avira != Avast

  35. You're complaining to the wrong company by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 0

    Write a bug report to Microsoft since it's their program that doesn't work when you turn on the AVS.

    1. Re:You're complaining to the wrong company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't advertise that Windows 10 supports Avast! antivirus.

      Avast does advertise "Windows 10 compatible" prominently on their main page. It's right there on https://www.avast.com/en-us/index just below the big blue download button. And again right below the feature matrix farther down, "Compatible with Windows 10".

      Now, it's unfair to expect them to chase a changing target, since "Windows 10" today means slightly different software than it meant last month. Unfair, unless you bought a maintenance contract a/k/a "subscription". Which appears to be exactly what the stink is about, the complainant doesn't want to pay for the maintenance contract for the next 3 years on the grounds that the vendor declines to perform the maintenance.

      Given the "beta" status of the "Bash for Ubuntu for Windows Services for Linux" feature that triggered the misbehavior of the AV, I think it's a bit premature. On the other hand, the AV vendor should be providing assurances that if/when this OS feature leaves beta, it will be fully supported in a timely fashion.

    2. Re:You're complaining to the wrong company by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I did state I was happy to know if they were going to work on it in the future and wouldn't pursue a refund anymore; which guess what, they were according to the forums. But this support person didn't even check their internal staff or forums, nor did their supervisor right at the end.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  36. It is done... by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    ...I have already put AVAST just 1 star on Google Maps so nobody will buy their coffee again. https://www.google.com/maps/pl...

    1. Re:It is done... by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I was too aggressive. http://imgur.com/jSYUL30

  37. I do the only thing that makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I shit all over them on social media.

  38. Consumer software buyers don't have much power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consumer software is made on a limited budget. Consumer software has to work on a variety of computers, have a low price, and a large number of buyers. If it doesn't work, give up on it. EULAs will sometimes say things like 'software should not be used in nuclear reactors'. So, it doesn't work, now move on.

  39. Step1 NAME THEM by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All of these people protecting these bad companies in these posts are insane.

    Freaking Name the company you are having problems with. What the hell is wrong with people protecting companies that screw them?

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:Step1 NAME THEM by NotAPK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's fear.

      They are worried the company will come down hard on them in some way.

      Land of the free indeed...

    2. Re:Step1 NAME THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freaking Name the company you are having problems with.

      I realise this is S;ashdot, but before you rant you might consider RTFA. Avast is clearly identified as the company that's got Ash-Fox's nickers in a knot.

    3. Re:Step1 NAME THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no RTFA you moron as there is no article. Only a single image that is linked to.

      Lumpy is probably reading from an aggregator I am on a text console. and if you put your "article" in a fucking image, you are a moron.

    4. Re:Step1 NAME THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OP is in Europe, but don't let that stop you.

      Full disclosure, I don't disagree with the gist of your comment, just the accuracy of your targeting.

  40. By being reasonable by linuxgurugamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I start by being reasonable. That includes giving them enough time and opportunities to understand the problem, and then work on a fix. I also don't expect commercial products to be compatible with beta releases. How in the world can they even provide support for something that is under development?

    1. Re: By being reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was in beta 2 months+ already and now ships as checkbox option.

      also.. does avira only work on release viruses? oh it didnt detect it because ita bwta...

  41. Beta Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you even know what the term Beta software means? Your AV vendor isn't going to chase a moving target (Bash on Windows). It's entirely reasonable for them to not support this configuration. In fact since BoW is likely a developer-only tool, your AV vendor may decide they won't ever support it. That's their choice, not yours!

    Welcome to the world of Beta software. You are earning something called "experience." Now stop acting like a baby and move on to a different AV vendor. Or uninstall BoW. Or stop being a member of the Fast ring. It's your move.

  42. Here's how I handled a service problem with a VPN by Streetlight · · Score: 2

    In the US, millions, if not billions, of credit cards are being replaced with chips that have a new expiration date. This means one must contact auto pay creditors of the change. When this happened to me, all but one of my creditors had simple web pages to do that. The one was a VPN provider and I sent a message to their customer service asking how to make this simple change. The response was that I needed to cancel my account with them and start a new account because they could not change the expiration date. I then cancelled my service from them and have a new provider. I've also filled social media about this problem. They're begging me to come back with a big discount. Too bad, guys.

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    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
  43. McAfee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know he's talking about McAfee.

  44. You have to ask? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Stop giving money to them.
    Step 2: Find a better vendor.
    Step 3: No more headaches. Duh.

  45. Be nice, switch vendors, publicity, lawyer. by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Be nice to them. Occasionally this gets you better service.
    2. Know what your agreement says. Insist on following it.
    3. Plan to switch vendors. At least be ready to. If a problem repeats itself or a second one arises, pull the trigger.
    4. Publicity. Parent is right; a lot of places will have issues on their public wall or twitter feed get elevated support. Many of these places will only pretend to elevate support in public and then will ignore you, but sometimes they actually follow through.
    5. Call a lawyer. Even just a quick letter from a lawyer often makes a difference.

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  46. Small Claims Court by sammy_cda · · Score: 1

    Find out if the company has a registered agent in your state, and if so, sue them in Small Claims Court.

  47. It is a known issue with AV software by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a known issue and is being worked on by the actual Avast! support : https://forum.avast.com/index....
    I don't know how the OP submitted the ticket, but it went to a "retention specialist" who probably thought he was trying to use it on Ubuntu (at least that's what I understand from the first email reply). And it is not just Avast!, see for example similar problems with Kaspersky: https://github.com/Microsoft/B... and more: https://github.com/Microsoft/B...

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    1. Re:It is a known issue with AV software by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      This is a known issue and is being worked on by the actual Avast! support

      I learned about this after the whole ticketing non-sense sadly.

      I don't know how the OP submitted the ticket, but it went to a "retention specialist" who probably thought he was trying to use it on Ubuntu (at least that's what I understand from the first email reply).

      It was one of the options available to me through their support portal. I was pretty peeved to be handed off to a customer retention specialist who seemed to ignore key things I wrote in every e-mail:

      - Repeatedly told them exactly what the product was
      - Would have been happy if they could confirm the issue was going to be worked on in the future (it was, this person never checked)

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  48. Vote With Your Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a company won't offer the products or services you want, STOP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY.

    Every day is election day, and you cast votes with every dollar you spend. With those votes, you are endorsing the stores you buy your products from, the prices they charge, and the levels of customer service they give you. In addition, you're endorsing the quality of the products, the warranties provided by the manufacturers, and the level of customer service you're getting when your products break and you need service and quick replacements.

    Again, if these companies aren't giving you what you want, stop giving them your money. This is what our capitalist free enterprise system is all about.

    By the way, paying too much for crappy products and then complaining about it on the internet doesn't count. The money is what matters. If you paid for it, you endorsed it, period. If they don't deliver, don't pay them, period. That's how it works.

    1. Re:Vote With Your Dollars by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      If a company won't offer the products or services you want, STOP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY.

      I guess my mistake was assuming the company would be reasonable if I paid from 2014 to 2019 up-front and along the way had breaking issues with the systems they officially support with no-end in sight for fixes. It's a large chunk of money.

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  49. Re:customer retention specialist != technical supp by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Avast is known to be a company that commits fraud on a daily basis. His chances of getting a refund are about the same as getting a refund from the Nigerian prince.

    That being said, the CEO of Avast does keep track of the press, so his chances of getting a refund now are pretty high simply because his story made the front page of Slashdot.

  50. Thermite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any problem to which thermite isn't the answer?

  51. How to deal with unreasonable customers? by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

    Businesses are going to work on what makes sense financially. So what they will do is add you to a ticket. Then when they get enough incidents they will consider doing something about it. Your best bet is trying to get MS to do the legwork on fixing the issues. They might not be able to but they might at least be able to identify the incompatibility which would make it easier for the AV vendor to fix it.

    As far as handling the refund I generally tend to rule in favor of the customer if I feel it's a reasonable request. I'd rather have a happy former customer who could eventually become one again in the future based on how well I treated him.

    1. Re:How to deal with unreasonable customers? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      My concern here was that I asked reasonably if I could get support, instead I get passed to a customer retention specialist who doesn't even want to retain a customer of over 10 years and doesn't even try to support me. There was no "I'll go check with the developers", there could be no misunderstanding when I have repeated exactly what the issue was repeatedly, I noted that I wouldn't be requesting a refund if they could check it was going to be resolved at some point in the future.

      Guess what... The Avast forums have their developers posting on there and stating that they are working on a fix, but their own support doesn't even check.

      This is really a case of terrible support and then a terrible refund methodology, especially where customer retention is involved.

      Being cited the EULA "cannot" allow them to refund when the EULA does not state that they will not do something. Everyone expects EULAs to be overreaching for the company to protect it self, they don't expect the company to use it to screw over their paying customers.

      What's worse is that this is from a vendor that is selling security solutions, this is a serious matter.

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  52. A question by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Do you think that the execs were appalled that you were treated that way (and so at least some correction may have happened) or they treated you as someone more tenacious than usual who needed to be satisfied fast? Third option: legal implications not from the company's behavio(u)r, but the execs ignoring the complaint/situation?

    1. Re:A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course I know they simply hate being bothered. I think I actually stated that I realized I probably had no legal grounds (I'm sure the renting agreement always leans in their favor) but that I'd smear them to everyone I knew if they didn't comply.

  53. name them by frovingslosh · · Score: 0

    I name them when telling other that I think they have been unfair. If you're not will to at least do that, then shut the hell up.

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  54. I'm trying to work out who is worse here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avast, known purveyors of shitty sorftware

    or the guy who knowingly bought shitty software that doesn't do what it claims and then expressed surprise when the OS changed drastically underneath it in ways that he'd understand if he wasn't full of shit.

  55. Stop using Avast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avast doesn't care about resolving false-positives, they would rather blacklist entire ISP's than remove the single false-positive in them.

  56. How do you deal withunreasonable companies? by pokemon219 · · Score: 1

    Post embarrassing stuff about them online, like the fact that the business worlds chief management consulting firm runs their company on vanilla Windows, their expertise stored in PowerPoint files residing on a number of mapped drives shared to the desktop. The accounts running on an old VAX/VMS. The bulk of the work being carried out by unpaid interns fresh out of college, under the impression they'll one day become full partners. ref

  57. Depends in your funds by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    First of all collect the complete story. Then make it public. Name the company. And depending on your country get legal advice. In many cases US EULAs are not valid in the EU to their full extend, as we have other regulations and a lot of fraud protection. In case the support was the usual thing a customer expects, they would have to deliver that. As you are a little vague on the issue and company it is hard to give you definitive advice.

  58. If you paid with a credit card...you're in luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While companies doing business in the US, even if they're in another country, have to use a payment system of some sort. Either you sent them a cashier's check or money order (unlikely) or a personal check (what's a check?) or you paid with a credit card. VISA or MasterCard or AmEx most likely have features that allow for some sort of chargeback if the customer is dissatisfied with goods or services purchased. Usually there's a window, like 90 days, during which you can contest the charge.

    I've bought a SIMM card for T-MOBILE at BestBuy and returned it the same day because it didn't work with Google Voice. The store refuse to take it back because it had been activated (but the service was not hooked up), even though there's no signage saying that it was not refundable. My bank's VISA had no problem processing the return even though BestBuy contested the charge back. I used the US Commercial Code 2-602 which allows you to reject a sale of good regardless of if the seller has a "no refunds" policy or not. When I bought software "special offer" from MacUpdatePromo, it didn't work so I complained to them and they said "All sales are final and there are no refunds" So I complained to VISA and they got me my money back because I said I refused to accept the sale.

    I've also done with with two European companies even though they said they aren't held by the US Commercial Code. Actually, if they're accepting payments from VISA or MasterCard, they are. So I got my money back from those sales.

    If you gave them cash or a check, good luck. If you paid with a credit card and you're still within the return window, you probably won't have a problem. If this is something that they stopped doing a year after the sale, you'll probably just have to find another vendor and walk from this one.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:If you paid with a credit card...you're in luck by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Sadly I paid for the product back in 2014 up to 2019, under the assumption that if they had some significant issue supporting me, they could refund the remainder of a subscription if there were breaking issues if they showed me no sign of fixing in the future.

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    2. Re:If you paid with a credit card...you're in luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bought a long-term license without knowing what the long-term prospects of support inclusion or refund options were...

      I sympathise that your software doesn't work, I really do, but this is something you really should have looked in to or asked about before making such a long-term commitment. Lots of marriages don't even last that long.

      As for breaking issues: it's Bash in Ubuntu in Windows that's broken, right? I don't think anyone could reasonably call that a critical feature. I think it's more reasonably called a "brand new and evidently buggy feature". Post your position on the Avast Facebook page or something. You'll get either clarity of response or a refund.

      Divorce is always messy. The least you can do is bright it right out in to the public so we can all gawp at it.

  59. Drop them, start a blog about it, consumer council by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go hurt their PR. Make sure they pay 100 times in lost sales what they will not refund to you.
    If you are in the EU, use the 2 years warranty to have them fix the issues, or demand money back. Go to consumer council with this. Product warranty is also true for software in EU, and the EULA is almost never valid if you are a consumer. It is probably full of crap, like no right to reverse engineer, even though this is a right no end user can give up in any way in the EU. In the US there is no protection of customers, so you are on your own.

  60. Social media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a terrible with KLM who refused/delayed money they had promised as compensation for an overbooked flight.

    Eventually I got the money - but before that I spred multiple bad public messages on social media and submitted a number of bad reviews on travel sites worldwide.

    It wasn't that much money but when they openly admit that they are systematically overbooking flights and then seem to refuse refunds then they deserve no better than public flogging.

  61. I just realized the REALLY interesting question. by aix+tom · · Score: 1

    So far a lot of software has been able to claim somewhat confidentially "Compatible with windows 3.11 / 95 / 2000 / XP / 7" and so on.

    But now Microsoft is adding new and completely unexpected new subsystems to their OS, without making that in any way "obvious" to the customer (and other software vendors) that there is a big change in the OS that might (and most definitely will) break existing software.

    This basically means that most (if not all) third party Window software will become more of a "might or might not work this week" gamble to both the customer and the third party software vendor.

  62. two words: public shaming by unami · · Score: 1

    on social networks. works every time. and then shame them some more that you had to rant publicly because their officia customer support showed you the rhetorical middle finger.

  63. Re:I just realized the REALLY interesting question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are also a lot of functional differences between different language versions of Windows. You would think it's just a translation, with everything else being identical, like every other piece of open source software, but it's not. It's a support nightmare. And then there are often price differences between different languages of Windows and Windows software, so customers end up running with totally untested combinations of operating systems and programs. It's not a supprice open source software is doing so well without much technical support, it just doesn't have all the crap that is likely to go wrong.

  64. How Do Companies Deal With Unreasonable Customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. How do companies deal with customers that make unreasonable demands? A beta feature in a continual beta version of Windows is now impeded by the AV software. Everything else works fine. The customers response; "stamp feet", insist that the AV company fix it immediately, demand a refund, launch a public shaming campaign on the internet.

    How about you quit being a whiny self entitled little bitch! How about giving them time to fix it or for Microsoft to change the feature so that it works again, like a couple of development cycles. How about setting up exclusions?

    How about you get a fucking life luser!

  65. AV are useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supposing you get your money back, what are you going to do? Buy another antivirus?
    Stop wasting your money in antivirus, they are B.A.D. (Broken As Designed)!
    Antivirus software appeared about 30 years, it should be a mature technology now. The fact that there are still computer viruses proves that this technology is utterly useless.

    Antivirus scanners actually increase the attack surface of your systems. These crapware run under the "System" account (= "Administrator" with the power to shoot oneself in the foot) and gaping holes are regularly found in them. They upgrade out of your control and are generally designed to communicate with a central console through a broken RPC system, poorly protected or sometimes not protected at all.

    You have enough correct security mechanisms in modern operating systems to block or detect a huge majority of malwares.

  66. If I knew, I wouldn't have had to cut my card. by sabbede · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend is a realtor. She was advertising on Zillow. Every month, Zillow charges the wrong account, and charges the wrong amount. Every month, they say they'll fix it, but not only do they not fix it, they refuse to refund the excess charges. Yes, that's right, every month we say "We owe you $200, you took $400.", they say, "Sorry, we'll charge you $200 next month, but you can't have the excess $200 back. And we're going to charge you another $400 regardless."

  67. flame them online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, try working your way up the food chain like a normal person would.

    Then take it to Facebook and Twitter, and if all else fails, or register companysucks.org and put up a CMS with forums and advertise the site.

    Or, get asterisk and set it up to flood them with robo calls, essentially DoSing their phone lines so they have no choice but to deal with you. This does work but I would not recommend this approach as anything but a last resort due to the legal risk. If you do take this approach, you should use an overseas SIP trunk provider.

    Or... see if you can find dirt on them that anonymous might be inspired to take action on.

    Posting anon for obvious reasons.

  68. Three problems here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I see it, there are three gaping problems here:

    #1: You don't understand how subscriptions work. They are a contractual agreement between a customer and company that says "I, the customer, agree to pay 'x' money every 'y' period over 'z' period". There are usually early termination fees and restrictions. Why does this all exist? Because companies like to know how much money they'll have in the future - they bake these subscription fees into their cash flows as money that will eventually come in, and if a customer decides to cancel, that cancellation disrupts their expected cash flows - so they charge fees for that (usually - talking about generic subscriptions here). In Avast!'s case, they ask for the money up front (I'm guessing), and their EULA clearly states no refunds after 30 days. Whether you like it or not, that EULA is your contractual agreement with Avast! Perhaps you should try reading a EULA or TOS before clicking "I Blindly Accept All Terms and Conditions..." And leave out your preconceived notions about things like how you 'think' it should work, or how you want it to work - those aren't part of the contract you're agreeing to.

    #2: Support clearly misunderstood you. Your second email jumped straight to 'give me a refund'. Tech support sees that and *of course* they're going to send you to customer retention. Because tech support doesn't handle refunds. They couldn't even if they wanted to. What you *should* have done is write back to support "No, you misunderstood. I am not trying to run Avast! on Ubuntu. I am running Avast! on Windows 10 which has Ubuntu as a feature. While Avast! is running on Windows 10, I'm not able to run Bash on the Ubuntu feature." (or something to that effect). If tech support misunderstands you, you're the only person who can possibly rectify the situation. You failed to do so. You also tried going into technical detail with customer retention - another failure. Once you mention a refund, any hope of talking about technical shit goes out the window. They're going to see that and think "Oh god damn, another nerd throwing a bitch fit...I'll just point him at the EULA and he can fight a wall if he wants to". Your hope that they're going to take the ticket *back to* tech support is misguided - tech support already said "I understand the customer's issue, and we can't resolve it. He expects us to run on Ubuntu and we don't...that's that. He wants a refund."

    #3: This is something anti-viruses do all the time. Literally, 100% of the time. They will automatically block things that make your system vulnerable. That's what you're paying them for. It may have been intentionally blocked, or perhaps the automated aspects of the AV labeled Ubuntu/Bash as High Risk or some such. Or it could be due to a binary that Avast! has been blocking for a long time, and it's just now coming to your attention because nothing else you run uses that binary. If you want to use the Ubuntu/Bash feature with Avast! on Windows 10, your best bet is to contact tech support. See #2 (make sure *tech* support understands your problem, and correct them if they don't).

  69. Public Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Post the NAMES of the companies and perhaps the phone drone to Slashdot and Reddit and Facebook.
    Post the bad experiences and some good for all to see.
    Document the experiences at the time, so you have backups when the lawyers call.
    Give cold details, not hot cussing.

  70. Can I have a rifle? by darktwains · · Score: 1

    Can I have a rifle? I can fix this.