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Amazon Marketplace Shoppers Slam the Spam (fortune.com)

Spammy follow-up email messages are turning off Amazon Marketplace shoppers. Shoppers who buy from Amazon's Marketplace typically like the convenience and prices. But many are also unhappy about the barrage of emails that sellers send them after the purchase, notes Fortune. It adds: Sellers deluge often inboxes with requests for product reviews, inquiries about how the process went, and sales pitches for more stuff. Considering the comments on social media, feedback from friends and family, and in posts in Amazon.com's customer service forum over the past two years, this problem is not getting any better. There appears to be no way to opt out of this email flood, which is odd, given Amazon's self-professed zeal for great customer service. One shopper in Amazon's customer forum thread posted a response from an Amazon service representative that apologized for the notifications and noted that the feedback had been forwarded to the company's "investigations team."

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  1. Funny thing is by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This kind of customer service used to be appreciated. A follow up asking if the product arrived on time and if it was what they wanted and such was a nicety. I have gotten a few and as long as they aren't multiple ones or a random one asking me to buy other things from their amazon shop I don't care.

    1. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I purchased their product, I've initiated a relationship with this company and I do not mind the follow up e-mail. A single follow up e-mail, that is. What I would have a problem with is getting a barrage of e-mails from companies that sell similar or competing products espousing the virtues of their superior versions. That, I'd have a problem with.

    2. Re:Funny thing is by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Informative

      This kind of customer service used to be appreciated.

      By whom? By people who are incapable of autonomously complaining when something wasn't what they ordered or didn't work as it was supposed to?

      I've gotten spam asking me if the product was working well TWO DAYS before it was scheduled to be delivered. And then repeated spam about the same product when I don't answer the first one. I've had them offering to give me money to write a positive review or feedback.

      Count me in the "don't buy from spammers" column. And the companies behind the Amazon Marketplace are not who I ordered the product from -- that was Amazon. "Sold by" means nothing when I'm actually on amazon.com buying it.

      I doubt Amazon will do anything about this, just like they don't do anything about the outright scammers and misrepresentations.

    3. Re:Funny thing is by DeMechman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its certainly appreciated, however when its for a $2 roll of tape that is where its silly.

    4. Re:Funny thing is by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I purchased their product, I've initiated a relationship with this company

      No, you haven't. You've initiated a relationship with Amazon. You're on the Amazon website and you pay Amazon. You don't deal with the vendor directly, and there is no business relationship to use as an excuse for unsolicited commercial email.

      What I would have a problem with is getting a barrage of e-mails from companies that sell similar or competing products espousing the virtues of their superior versions.

      What about companies that barrage you with requests for positive feedback and reviews and wanting to know how the product you haven't gotten yet is working out? You have to realize that the "how is it working" part of the email is just an excuse to spam you for good feedback, since they KNOW you can't tell them how well it works before it has even arrived.

    5. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? When you're in the mall it's not the individual vendors who you're buying from, it's the mall you're buying from?

      You can argue, "I gave my money to Amazon, but not to the mall," and this is true. But I see it as the same general idea though. When you're shopping on Amazon, it's like being at a flea market.

    6. Re:Funny thing is by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Informative

      Really? When you're in the mall it's not the individual vendors who you're buying from, it's the mall you're buying from?

      Amazon.com is not a mall. I am not in the spammer's store when I buy from Amazon, and I do not hand my money to an employee of the spammer. I am dealing with Amazon.com. And you can tell the difference, because you often CAN go to the spammer's website and deal with them, and often MUST go to their website to find technical information about the product. But you can tell, and you know, when you've left amazon.com and gone to the spammer's site.

      When I order something FOB from a manufacturer while I'm shopping at a distributor's website, I am not a customer of the manufacturer, I do not pay the manufacturer, and I have not created a business relationship with that manufacturer. If I need customer service on that order, I talk to the distributor and it is the distributor who gets my money. What they do with my money after that is their business. And just like Amazon, that distributor doesn't want me talking directly to the manufacturer to buy the product because then the distributor doesn't get their cut of the sale.

      You can argue, "I gave my money to Amazon, but not to the mall," and this is true.

      Which absolutely destroys your mall analogy. Why did you even bother posting it when you know it is patently absurd?

    7. Re:Funny thing is by Tinsoldier314 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nine emails and multiple text messages so far from one vendor including notification of an account created for me on their site. All of this for a single purchase of some tea bags. I didn't expressly ask for this much follow-up and there's no way for me to turn it off. Even the text messages have a cost, however trivial, which I did not consent to (amazon never sends me texts because I turned off the shipment notifications feature, something this vendor has ignored).

    8. Re:Funny thing is by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, Ebay is like being at a flea market. Amazon makes it much less obvious who you're dealing with when it comes to their "affiliates".

      With Ebay, for instance, it's very easy for me to click one button and only look at sellers in the US or in North America. Can't do that on Amazon; I have to wade through all the Chinese sellers and can only tell something is shipping from China by looking at the estimated delivery date. Heck, on Ebay I can even filter items by the geographic distance from myself: if I want to buy an item that's within 25 miles, I can filter it that way.

      With Ebay, you *know* you're dealing with some other seller (because Ebay doesn't sell or ship anything at all, they're just a website), and that policies and reputations can differ greatly. With Amazon, you really don't. It's a big mess. Is an item being sold to you by Amazon itself, by someone else but fulfilled by Amazon, or by someone completely independent? Are returns for a product free or not? It completely varies. But finding this stuff out isn't that easy.

    9. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really? When you're in the mall it's not the individual vendors who you're buying from, it's the mall you're buying from?

      Amazon.com is not a mall. I am not in the spammer's store when I buy from Amazon, and I do not hand my money to an employee of the spammer. I am dealing with Amazon.com. And you can tell the difference, because you often CAN go to the spammer's website and deal with them, and often MUST go to their website to find technical information about the product. But you can tell, and you know, when you've left amazon.com and gone to the spammer's site.

      When I order something FOB from a manufacturer while I'm shopping at a distributor's website, I am not a customer of the manufacturer, I do not pay the manufacturer, and I have not created a business relationship with that manufacturer. If I need customer service on that order, I talk to the distributor and it is the distributor who gets my money. What they do with my money after that is their business. And just like Amazon, that distributor doesn't want me talking directly to the manufacturer to buy the product because then the distributor doesn't get their cut of the sale.

      You can argue, "I gave my money to Amazon, but not to the mall," and this is true.

      Which absolutely destroys your mall analogy. Why did you even bother posting it when you know it is patently absurd?

      Amazon is almost the perfect analog to an online mall. They give you a space in their infrastructure to do business, providing essential services and some light marketing while you provide the product and are ultimately the customer service. When you buy in the market place you are very much in that vendors store or at the very least a kiosk.

      If I DID buy something in a mall and that vendor ripped me off in some way the mall would actually help to some degree. The mall's overall success and reputation is affected by the vendors it allows to operate using it's infrastructure. Just like Amazon.

    10. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Amazon is simply handling the money portion of the transaction, the seller is the vendor, I'm aware of that when I make the purchase. It is typically shipped directly from the vendor. Often, the vendor is the actual manufacturer.

    11. Re:Funny thing is by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I purchased their product, I've initiated a relationship with this company and I do not mind the follow up e-mail.

      It isn't a "followup" since there is no human behind it, and there is generally no way to directly respond to the email. It is just machine generated spam, trying to generate a statistical response. If I receive one message, I delete it. If I receive another from the same vendor, I go to Amazon and give them a one-star review. If you do this too (and I hope you do) then do NOT mention the spam as a reason for the bad review. If you do that, Amazon will remove the review, since reviews must be about the product and not the company selling it. So just make something up instead.

      If enough people do this, the spam will stop.

      An even better solution would be for Amazon to allow the customers to opt out of having their email shared with vendors.

    12. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they expect an immediate review...I'm sure it easier to auto send immediately 12 or 48 hours after the order was paid for rather than check delivery status across shippers or respond to different shipper notification systems with wetware as to when it actually got DELIVERED...even then people who are so LITERAL would get upset that they got an email when the shipping company sent a delivery notice but it was actually delivered and signed for by building management when they were out of town so they couldn't open the package for two weeks....And this level of service was often appreciated before the internet made it easier to be annoying. It may be some silly template that amazon gives them with a typical CSR followup script.

      They should augment their opt out capabilities to cover this, I just delete them whenever I get them anyhow unless there is a problem with the item.

    13. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > A follow up asking if the product arrived on time and if it was what they wanted and such was a nicety

      A followup asking if the product arrived on time is pointless since the seller can quite easily track the package they sent themselves.

      Asking if the product was what was wanted is also pointless since the customer can initiate a return if they decide they don't want it after all.

      All I want is an order confirmation and a link to report problems if necessary. In other words, what Amazon themselves do now. I don't want all this extra shit on top of it.

    14. Re:Funny thing is by jason777 · · Score: 2

      Your shop sells customer email lists? What is your company, so I know to never purchase from you?

    15. Re: Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's illegal.

    16. Re:Funny thing is by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Nice troll, but you are lying. Amazon doesn't give the email addresses to the vendors. They send the email on behalf of the vendors (for a fee of course), and the sending address is always <???>@marketplace.amazon.com.

    17. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I care about the ones that prattle on about "please please oh please give us 5 stars please?". Those instantly receive 1 star.

      I can tolerate, barely, a genuine post-support email.

      Why just tolerate? Because Amazon has a clear cut, easy to use, method to interact with sellers if there is an issue. And, "used to be appreciated" has to do with "the old way of doing things". As in, a letter in the mail after buying a couch.

      But more so, you're in many cases dealing with Amazon directly. I almost exclusively order where Amazon is the seller, and if not, where Amazon 'fulfills' the order. And, if Amazon is going to advertise, package, box, sell, ship, take returns, and my money?

      I don't want to hear anything from anyone but them.

      Essentially, everyone needs to leave me the hell alone unless I have a problem.

      Because, 'used to be', didn't mean I'd go to K-mart and buy a box of screws, drill bits, some candy, a bag of onions, a birthday card, some razors, and an SD card... and then get MULTIPLE contacts on EACH of those items.

      I've made one purchase like the above, and received more than TWENTY emails from that ONE $60 purchase.

      That is ABSOLUTELY absurd. And I will ONE STAR everyone that does it.

    18. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's lying. Amazon doesn't give out email addresses.

      Instead, they CHARGE vendors to interact through their feedback system.

    19. Re:Funny thing is by DRJlaw · · Score: 5, Informative

      If I receive another from the same vendor, I go to Amazon and give them a one-star review. If you do this too (and I hope you do) then do NOT mention the spam as a reason for the bad review. If you do that, Amazon will remove the review, since reviews must be about the product and not the company selling it. So just make something up instead.

      You blockhead. They do that because, I assume, you are reviewing THE PRODUCT through a PRODUCT REVIEW. Your review will appear under THE PRODUCT listing on Amazon, which is used by both Amazon, that Marketplace vendor, and all the other Marketplace vendors.

      You honestly haven't figured this out yet? Despite the fact that when you search for the product it displays an Amazon purchase link (usually) and things like "24 new from $XXX.XX" and "5 used from $XX.XX"?

      You want to go to your order history, click on the order, and magically there will appear a button labeled "Seller Feedback." Seller feedback is expressly supposed to be about the company selling it, so I'm not going to buy any cover-your-*ss follow-up that claims that you were referring to that button.

      Hint: there's also a "Package feedback" button that you can use to complain about Amazon's packaging for the Amazon warehouse-fulfilled orders, which might actually provide feedback to the people who packaged the order.

      Stop polluting the product reviews with made up issues because you can't be bothered to figure out how to review a vendor properly.

    20. Re:Funny thing is by evilviper · · Score: 1

      What's more, Amazon stops promoting (i.e. hides) sellers with poor feedback ratings/ratios. They can't penalize individual bad sellers when just the product reviews are negative... any company could be selling an item that isn't very good.

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    21. Re:Funny thing is by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      Case #1 - send "rate us" email a day or two after the product should have arrived. The product arrives a day late, and the email comes an hour later -- customer fires off a nasty review.

      Case #2 - send "rate us" email a day or two early. Product arrives early to some percentage of people, the email comes an hour later -- customer can't believe how awesome service from this company was, and fires off a "fabulous!" review.

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    22. Re: Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I posted a bad review for a product, and the vendor actually got my billing phone number from amazon.

      While this was a bit surprising to me, the bigger issue was why this Chinese company was calling my eastern time zone home at 1030pm on a Sunday night, asking me to remove the post.

      Amazon, quit sharing my info

    23. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that kind of "customer service" was NEVER appreciated because I have never liked being harassed.

      What is happening on Amazon is that sellers are contacting buyers asking them to leave reviews in hopes of having the customer give them free advertising. The sellers who contact me asking if "everything is OK" are trying to point me to writing a review, but in a more underhanded way and are worse than those who ask outright. Whenever a seller does that to me, I oblige....and leave them the worst possible review I can, on top of reporting them to Amazon for spam.

      When I go shopping anywhere, the business relationship is concluded after I pay and receive my product. There is no legitimate reason for a seller to contact me after the transaction has been completed and if there is a problem with the product *I* will contact the store/seller or manufacturer.

    24. Re: Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You BOUGHT teabags?? I would have given you a teabag for free. More than one even...

    25. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon is simply handling the money portion of the transaction, the seller is the vendor, I'm aware of that when I make the purchase. It is typically shipped directly from the vendor. Often, the vendor is the actual manufacturer.

      So, you have a business relationship with Amazon.

      Amazon has a business relationship with the vendor.

    26. Re:Funny thing is by mjwx · · Score: 1

      This kind of customer service used to be appreciated. A follow up asking if the product arrived on time and if it was what they wanted and such was a nicety. I have gotten a few and as long as they aren't multiple ones or a random one asking me to buy other things from their amazon shop I don't care.

      No it didn't. It never has... In fact some time ago this behaviour used to be called harassment instead of marketing. We aren't talking about a post sales call about your new car offering a free oil change here, we're talking about Amazon handing over your email address so you can be spammed over over a $2 trinket bothering you to rate it and buy more shit from the same people. Seriously, I bought a $5 12v car adaptor and they sent me 7 fucking emails after the fact.

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    27. Re:Funny thing is by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      WTF? Then you're just wrecking the reviews for what may be a perfectly good product that might be available from a different vendor.

    28. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of customer service used to be appreciated.

      By whom? By people who are incapable of autonomously complaining when something wasn't what they ordered or didn't work as it was supposed to?

      I've gotten spam asking me if the product was working well TWO DAYS before it was scheduled to be delivered. And then repeated spam about the same product when I don't answer the first one. I've had them offering to give me money to write a positive review or feedback.

      I've had emails on the days it arrived asking for a review already. Buddy, I haven't even had a chance to use it once much less for the amount of time that warrants a review (like seeing if the "rust-proof" hardware I ordered starts rusting after a month or so.)

    29. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An even better solution would be for Amazon to allow the customers to opt out of having their email shared with vendors.

      I sell via Amazon Marketplace. Amazon does not share your email with us. We receive an email address in the form of @marketplace.amazon.com. Amazon logs and forwards emails to the customer.

    30. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I review both the product AND the service. You may distinguish between the two, but I don't. All I look at when buying is the product review/stars. Is that a mistake? Maybe.

      Whatever causes the MOST frustration is the way to go IMO. Had I more time than sense, I'd do chargebacks and make them send carriers to get their shit back.

      I used to make FedEx/UPS come to my door and move a package 20 steps to the correct address ... know what? They learned how to fucking deliver packages!

    31. Re:Funny thing is by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      Do you know what that kind of seller follow up reminds me of? Homer Simpson's everything is OK alarm. Instead of the normal and rational method of having the customer contact the seller in the event that there is a problem (normal alarm that sounds when something is wrong), the seller continuously harasses the customer to check if everything is OK (everything is OK alarm).

    32. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I review both the product AND the service. You may distinguish between the two, but I don't.

      Then you are a fucking idiot. Products can be sold by multiple sellers and writing a seller review for a product (or vice versa) makes the entire system less accurate. Product reviews are for products and seller reviews are for sellers, full stop.

      I systematically downmod worthless reviews by people like you into oblivion all of the time.

    33. Re:Funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon is almost the perfect analog to an online mall. They give you a space in their infrastructure to do business, providing essential services and some light marketing while you provide the product and are ultimately the customer service. When you buy in the market place you are very much in that vendors store or at the very least a kiosk.

      I can tell you have never shopped on Amazon because that's just wrong. Amazon gives sellers a place to list their products, but Amazon is the one that handles the money and customer service. That's why they are so successful.

      And no, when you buy on Amazon, you are never in any seller's store. You are giving money to Amazon, who in turn gives the money to the seller when the product ships. If you have a problem with a product, you contact Amazon and they handle it for you. When you shop at a mall, you do not give the mall your money, you give it directly to the business renting out space in the mall.

      If I DID buy something in a mall and that vendor ripped me off in some way the mall would actually help to some degree.

      LOL! No, they would not. They would tell you to take it up with the store. The mall couldn't care less about your issues, they only care that the stores pay their rents.

    34. Re:Funny thing is by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      Amazon is simply handling the money portion of the transaction, the seller is the vendor, I'm aware of that when I make the purchase. It is typically shipped directly from the vendor. Often, the vendor is the actual manufacturer.

      So, you have a business relationship with Amazon.

      Amazon has a business relationship with the vendor.

      If I walk into a business that hosts several other merchants (think a jewelry store where 100 vendors pay a small rent and set up shop), or a flea market, and I buy from one of these vendors, my relationship is with them. The fact that one uses Square for payment doesn't change that, any more than I'm a customer of Hulu, even if I downloaded it from the app store and used an in app payment system to subscribe.

      Same reason if you walk into a Best Buy, they will price match against Amazon.com after verifying that the seller in question is Amazon itself and not a third party merchant.

      At best, one could say I have a relationship with BOTH parties in this scenario.

  2. eCommerce 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sellers deluge often inboxes with requests for product reviews, inquiries about how the process went, and sales pitches for more stuff.

    This is considered "best practice" in the industry. Presumably, some early mover clocked an increase in sales etc. using these tactics, and now their efficacy is taken as gospel.

    I don't really see how this is Amazon's fault though.

    1. Re:eCommerce 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they think soliciting reviews is so important that they get irritating, just give consistent bad reviews. As in: "Horrible shopping experience, you're hit by a barrage of mail & questions (8 paragraphs of bla bla...), ok product by the way, but I'll buy somewhere else next time - somewhere I won't get harassed by overly eager followup questions.

      Oh, and if they solicit feedback before the product is delivered, jsut complain that the product is "incredibly late/delayed, the followup questions reached me before the product..."

  3. Boo hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think transaction review requests are fine. Consider the situation on ebay, where it is basically expected of every buyer and seller to leave feedback. On Amazon there isn't that kind of tight-knit community culture. As a buyer I try only to buy from sellers with a high percentage of positive feedback. I think it is well within sellers' rights to solicit this feedback because it makes Amazon a better place for future buyers.

    Product review requests, on the other hand, come from Amazon itself. Typically third-party sellers are not asking for this type of review, nor do they care. These serve mainly Amazon and other customers. Many buyers are clueless about this difference and review sellers by saying "I hated this product!" or leave product reviews saying "It arrived late! 1 Star!". C'est la vie.

    The only real issue would be with getting enrolled in direct marketing campaigns as a result of an Amazon purchase - something I'm sure several third party sellers are happy to facilitate. These are the situations in which you have to unsubscribe, and I can't help but think they are a drop in the proverbial bucket these days. Gmail, for example, automatically sends unsubscribe requests to emails that it detects as bulk marketing like that.

    1. Re:Boo hoo by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      > These serve mainly Amazon and other customers.
      > Many buyers are clueless about this difference and
      > review sellers by saying "I hated this product!" or
      > leave product reviews saying "It arrived late! 1 Star!".
      > C'est la vie.

      Sometimes that's the only way to get attention and a response though. Unless you have the time to actually call their support.. and keep hanging up and re-calling until you get one of their non-outsourced call centers... the "Where's my stuff" process in their help section delivers empty platitudes these days, rather than results. This is especially the case if you accidentally order from one of their "affiliates", in which case even the phone support people refuse to help and shuffle you off to a third-party non-Amazon email address, usually with no actually phone number available, which will not garner a response.

      A couple of 1-stars though, where publicly visible, will more often invoke a response and resolution.

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  4. Simple to filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    all emails come from the same address so I just have a "Fuck Amazon" filter in Inbox for anything coming from marketplace.amazon.com

  5. at least it's not a phone call by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    email is easy to ignore or filter. phone call follow-ups would be over the top imo.

    1. Re: at least it's not a phone call by prat393 · · Score: 1

      I've had a seller do literally that after I ignored their emails. Customer support sent me a canned reply after I complained.

  6. First criticism once this stops. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Nobody cares if I got my package or not!"

    Most people today are self-absorbed whiny morons, good luck pleasing them.

  7. Report as spam to Gmail? by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 2

    If enough people do it, they'll start to get put onto gmail's spam lists....

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    1. Re:Report as spam to Gmail? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      If enough people do it, they'll start to get put onto gmail's spam lists....

      Being a long ago Minecraft user thought I'd give it another go, tried to download it last night and the hosts file blocked it.

      So many entries used s3.amazonaws.com I had to be more specific (like searching alphabetically through the S's) , rebooted and Linux Mint blocked the download :)

      Amazon is a tad intrusive.

      But a hosts file doesn't help with Email.

    2. Re:Report as spam to Gmail? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      rebooted and Linux Mint blocked the download :)

      It wasn't the Linux way of doing things, minecraft-installer was; not that Linux Mint blocked a site, just improper usage.

  8. Filter @marketplace.amazon.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of these emails come from the @marketplace.amazon.com domain. I just set up a filter to auto-archive anything from there.

  9. akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It must be a uniquely American thing to equate massive levels of attention with good service. As a Brit now living in the US, all the unwanted interruptions you get when you're just trying to enjoy a slow, peaceful restaurant meal really took some getting used to.

    I swear servers actually wait for you to fill your mouth before they comes over and ask "Is everything OK" every 30 seconds.... and whats with the rush to clear plates from the table? especially even before everyone at the table has finished eating? That's considered the height of bad manners in pretty much every other country I've ever lived in or visited.

    1. Re:akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The sooner they get you out of the table and paid, the sooner they can get another set of paying customers at that same table. From what I gather, the waiter's pay is mainly on the throughput of the table times the tip, so they have an incentive to get you moving as quickly as possible. Its good for them, but bad for the restaurant. Perverse incentives are everywhere.

    2. Re:akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's bad manners in the US as well, but a lot of chain restaurants will do this to prompt you to leave so they can sell another meal at that table. They really don't care if you're happy, you already ordered the food. They just care that you pay and the next pperson gets a chance to pay as quickly as possible. The tip system in the US pushes this as well, with wages laughably low making it necessary to make an income based on bulk numbers of customers.

    3. Re:akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're dreaming if you think that a majority of the restaurants aren't pushing for quick table turnover as well. "Bad for the restaurant" presumes that you know what it wants and that it actually is bad for it.

    4. Re:akin to.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      It must be a uniquely American thing to equate massive levels of attention with good service. As a Brit now living in the US, all the unwanted interruptions you get when you're just trying to enjoy a slow, peaceful restaurant meal really took some getting used to.

      I'm American, and have only lived in America, and I really hate this practice too. Drives me nuts.

      A couple years ago, I lived in northern New Jersey where there's a bunch of Italian restaurants. At one, that looked family-owned, it was totally overstaffed, with some Italian-looking waiters, but a Mexican guy who I'm not sure what his position was other than "waterboy". He came around every few minutes to refill our water glasses, even though we had barely drank any water. It was the most annoying over-service ever. One of my guests (an older guy who speaks some Italian) tried thanking him with "grazi", and the guy corrected him with "gracias". My guest then asked him if this was an Italian restaurant or a Spanish one. I didn't go back to this place.

      Anyway, you're completely correct about them seemingly deliberately waiting until your mouth is full of food to come over and ask "How's that tasting for ya?" and also clearing the plates before you've even finished. This stuff is epidemic.

      Honestly, eating out in America is really not a fun experience. Just like going to a movie theater. Better just to buy your own food at a supermarket and cook it yourself, and watch a movie at home. America's a good country if you want to make good money and stay at home all the time to enjoy it with a big house, and come and go in a nice car (and you're healthy...). If you like going out a lot to restaurants, cafes, movies, etc., it kinda sucks.

    5. Re:akin to.... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      How's that tasting for ya?

      Dear God do I hate that phrase. It makes me suspicious that there's some reason it shouldn't taste good. "How is everything" is such a better way to pose the question.

    6. Re:akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Is it considered polite/acceptable in the USA for the waiter to pass plates over, or reach across the table/other people's food? It isn't in the EU.
      There, waiters are taught to ALWAYS serve from the diners left side, and that the best kind of service is so discreet that the diner didn't even notice it happened. Truly good waiters take pride in turning that into an art form.

    7. Re: akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst experience I had was in Vanvouver BC when the server interpreted our request for the bill as a cue to a) take away our not-even-empty drinks and b) put our table back in the greeter's free table list... we wanted to at least hear the end of the band's set but she basically decided to passive-aggressively kick us out once we weren't actively eating or drinking. An hour or so of hanging out I could understand but this was literally the moment we turned down further drinks.

    8. Re:akin to.... by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It must be a uniquely American thing to equate massive levels of attention with good service. As a Brit now living in the US, all the unwanted interruptions you get when you're just trying to enjoy a slow, peaceful restaurant meal really took some getting used to.

      I swear servers actually wait for you to fill your mouth before they comes over and ask "Is everything OK" every 30 seconds.... and whats with the rush to clear plates from the table? especially even before everyone at the table has finished eating? That's considered the height of bad manners in pretty much every other country I've ever lived in or visited.

      Well, it's American to not spend hours on a meal, actually. I know, I traveled to Italy and had many great meals, and spent a couple of hours or more at the restaurant. That was fine, I was on holidays and was enjoying the leisurely experience.

      Back home, well, things are a bit more rushed, so having efficiency really helps. I don't want to have to look for a waiter to call over so I can have my glass refilled. Just like I don't want to have to wait 10 minutes to get a waiter to get me my bill. (Yes, I like it when they automatically come and refill my glass, as well as print me out my bill and leave it at the table. Of course, if they hover around waiting for me to pay it, that's another thing, but if they drop it off and let me deal with it when I'm able, I'm happier.

      Having to get the attention of a waiter can be the most annoying thing ever.

    9. Re:akin to.... by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Table turnover is good for restaurants, too. A typical restaurant wants to turn over every table at least three times during the dinner hours. That's tough to do if each table takes two hours or more, so they want to rush you through your meal. Frankly, the only ones negatively affected by high table turnover rates are the customers.

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    10. Re:akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Sure its faster when you finally get to the table but that time saving is lost waiting for the table. Thats another wierd US thing, the belief by businesses that its OK to keep people on hold on the phone forever (due to unusuaslly high call volume) or waiting in the entryway for 30 minutes before you even get answered/seated. I bet you never had to wait 30 minutes to get a table in Italy.

    11. Re:akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      ...that said I'm quite happy to believe that in Italy, it took you half an hour to walk from the only free parking spot to the restaurant.

    12. Re:akin to.... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      It must be a uniquely American thing to equate massive levels of attention with good service.

      No, but it's the only way to differentiate full service restaurants from their cheaper and more convenient fast-food counterparts. I've seen many restaurants which go out of their way to keep all condiments behind the counter, rather than leaving them at the table, and don't bring them out with meals that would likely require them, either. Then your server has to make a special trip just for your request, and maybe you'll leave a larger tip. The US has a head-start on fast-food, so these changes will spreading to the rest of the world a few years later.

      Besides, as others have said, it's more a tactic to passive-aggressively push you to eat your meal quickly and leave. Those restaurants with "good service" you're frequenting, are probably actually cookie-cutter chains trying to maximize profits and pretty far down on the "good service" scale. You'll do better at the very expensive and classy restaurants.

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    13. Re:akin to.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How's that tasting for ya?

      Dear God do I hate that phrase. It makes me suspicious that there's some reason it shouldn't taste good. "How is everything" is such a better way to pose the question.

      Sorry, I misspelled that phrase; it should read:
      "How's that tastin' for ya?"

      I think it might be a regional thing. I heard it all the time when I lived in Arizona, for instance, but not in the northeast.

      "How is everything" is a more cultured way to speak. So in southern latitudes you won't hear that.

    14. Re:akin to.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Is it considered polite/acceptable in the USA for the waiter to pass plates over, or reach across the table/other people's food? It isn't in the EU.

      What's this "polite" thing you speak of? Here in the US, we barely have any manners at all, and we sure as hell have no idea what proper sit-down restaurant service is supposed to look like.

      There, waiters are taught to ALWAYS serve from the diners left side, and that the best kind of service is so discreet that the diner didn't even notice it happened.

      Waiters are taught in Europe? Well that would definitely make a difference. We Americans aren't real big on teaching people how to behave properly.

      Seriously though, the big problem here in America is the inept management. Managers here think that customers like having lots of interaction with their server. And they might be right too; I'm not sure. Obviously, it doesn't apply to people like you and me, but surely these big corporate chains have done plenty of research into what customers actually prefer on average, and will adjust their training to match (assuming giving the customers what they want doesn't cost more; annoying service from the waiter doesn't actually cost the restaurant anything unlike better-quality food and more-careful or skillful preparation).

      To help you understand American culture a little better, I'd like to share a quip I heard once: "America is like a third world country that won the lottery."

      One minor note about your comment about serving from the diner's left side: I guess they don't have any booths in Europe? With a lot of seating arrangements here, there's only one spot where the waiter can stand and reach the table.

    15. Re:akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> I guess they don't have any booths in Europe?

      Obviously I'm generalising and this is all my experience, but they're really pretty uncommon especially in nicer restaurants. You see them a lot more in pubs and (mostly American/American-influenced) fast food chains though.

      Exceptions are obviously made when serving from the left is not practical, but in most restaurants and when it is practical, it's usually done.

    16. Re:akin to.... by Alumoi · · Score: 1

      I don't want to have to look for a waiter to call over so I can have my glass refilled

      Why the fuck is so hard to pick up the bottle and pour yourself a drink? I hate it when the slave comes to top up my glass, whether I want it or not.
      But you're spot on with the bill.

    17. Re:akin to.... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      This is one of the things I've never understood about restaurants in the U.S. and Europe. In Korea (and I suspect a lot of other Asian countries), each table in the restaurant has a button. When you want a waiter, you push the button. It adds your table number to a list of tables requesting service, and the waiter(s) simply goes to each one in the order their button was pressed. No wasted trips by the waiter just to ask if you need anything when you don't, no wasted time waiting for a waiter to randomly wander by just so you can ask for a glass of water.

    18. Re:akin to.... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The sooner they get you out of the table and paid, the sooner they can get another set of paying customers at that same table.

      Not even remotely the issue here. Most restaurants are at this capacity maybe one night per week if they are lucky, and the nicer and higher budget and typically fuller the restaurant the less you get this insane high-speed service.

      The tip thing is real, but the throughput is not. They put the effort into you because they want the best possible tip and they assume you are there for fast service (cultural thing)

    19. Re:akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to have to look for a waiter to call over so I can have my glass refilled

      Why the fuck is so hard to pick up the bottle and pour yourself a drink? I hate it when the slave comes to top up my glass, whether I want it or not.
      But you're spot on with the bill.

      Because very few places leave a water pitcher at the table, assuming that there is enough room to leave one there once all the food has arrived.

    20. Re:akin to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most restaurants in the US do not leave a bottle of water at your table.

    21. Re:akin to.... by imidan · · Score: 1

      Even worse, in my experience, is when I am eating my meal, but apparently too slowly for the waiter, who comes to the table to ask "Are you still working on that?" Which seems to imply simultaneously that there is something deficient in the way that I've been eating and that consuming this particular meal is a chore that would best have been avoided.

      Also, what's the deal with appetizers that come out at exactly the same time as the rest of the meal? Why are these things called appetizers and not side dishes if they're all served at the same time? Isn't it implicit in the concept of 'appetizer' that it happens before the main part of the meal?

    22. Re:akin to.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I haven't noticed the problem with appetizers, but I don't order those anyway, but for those few times I'm with someone who does, they always come out well before the meal. Maybe that's a problem with certain restaurants, or just lousy timing from the kitchen that night.

      For the obnoxious waiter, the only thing I can suggest there is give him a 10% tip and write a note on the check about the lousy, rushed service. That's the one really good thing, in theory, about the US custom of tipping: lousy service can be compensated for. (The problem with tipping is that too many customers don't tip or tip extremely poorly, even when service is good. Then you wind up with things like waiters doing anything they can to avoid serving black people because they, as a group, don't tip well, which of course really sucks for the black people who aren't like this. Also, you get horror stories that go up on Reddit where some poor waiter gets a $20 bill for a tip from a Christian, and it turns out to not be a $20 bill at all, but actually some stupid religious paper telling him he doesn't need money for eternal salvation or somesuch.)

    23. Re:akin to.... by gordguide · · Score: 1

      Sure its faster when you finally get to the table but that time saving is lost waiting for the table. Thats another wierd US thing, the belief by businesses that its OK to keep people on hold on the phone forever (due to unusuaslly high call volume) or waiting in the entryway for 30 minutes before you even get answered/seated. I bet you never had to wait 30 minutes to get a table in Italy.



      Yes, this is one of the bigger differences I noticed when visiting or living in the US (I'm from western Canada) is that people in the USA think nothing of lining up at checkouts or waiting for a table in a restaurant. Back home we tolerate three deep at the grocery store and 10 minutes at the restaurant, but anything longer and we will just leave the cart of groceries to rot and walk out, or just walk period.

      I realize it's just a cultural thing, but it's quite obvious if you're used to something else. Now, in southern Ontario they are more like people in the US as far as waiting for service goes, so sometimes you see chains that have moved out west that are clueless to the difference, and they fail.
    24. Re:akin to.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> I realize it's just a cultural thing, but it's quite obvious if you're used to something else.

      It goes a little deeper, because its actually a side-effect of the belief by large US companies that they don't need to provide good customer care because you as a customer have no alternative. Given every store in the US is a chain, and all US companies do the same things, it's actually not far wrong. In Europe most restaurants are actually not chains so there's more competition.

  10. Use a different account for humans by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    Give one email address to computers, and reserve another one just for known humans. 35k unread from assorted semi-autonomous systems? Who cares. If you actually need something in there you've got search and filters. That way human correspondence doesn't get lost in the noise.

    1. Re:Use a different account for humans by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Give one email address to computers, and reserve another one just for known humans. 35k unread from assorted semi-autonomous systems? Who cares. If you actually need something in there you've got search and filters. That way human correspondence doesn't get lost in the noise.

      I used Spamhaus for that, but it's being filtered by almost everybody now.

      https://www.spamhaus.org/ it's grown, haven't seen this new page; it was simpler than the page suggest: NameToUse.HowManyEmailsAllowed.SpamhausAccount.

  11. Problematic filtering by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    I dont want all the canned please rate use etc emails. I do want to get hey it came broken can you send the part or do I have to replace the whole thing etc. Those all come from the same domain.

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  12. I bought a car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bought a car from a used car lot. They are known for well kept upper end vehicles. In the last 12 months, I've received 2 emails from them. At 3 months, an email asking how I felt about the car and if there were any issues I'd like them to address, and then another reminding that I was due for service.

    That is follow up that I appreciate.

    My email spam rules send most Amazon communications to the spam folder and I'm an Amazonaholic.

  13. Spam for a review, give them a review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had one particularly bad case where they kept sending the messages under the guise of "hey, if you liked our product, give us review" with, of course, lots of "buy more of our stuff" content.

    So I gave them a review that said it was a pretty good product, but it was from a spam happy vendor. Surprisingly, they paid attention and stopped it.

  14. Stop the whine people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get these Amazon marketplace emails too. It takes like a micro second to delete them and move on. I mean how much crap do you order from Amazon that you are overwhelmed with all these emails? I like the suggestion to make a specific email just for online shopping, and that way all that stuff goes to a email account separate from your personal or business email. Come on people stop the complaining and think about solutions. I actually decline many request but occasionally when I have delivery issues or delays I give feedback or reviews. Otherwise I just hit delete, it's not like your penalized for deleting and not responding.

  15. Sellers Are Confused by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    My thoughts have been that these marketplace sellers think they are on EBay and need to get a positive on each and every sale. Maybe they do... on EBay. But on Amazon there is plenty of opportunity to leave feed back in the reviews and buyers like me look to those reviews primarily and consult the star rating later. Not everything is EBay, thank god, and these guys need to learn the difference.

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    1. Re:Sellers Are Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know the difference between product reviews and seller reviews?

      You do realize it works pretty much EXACTLY the same way as on ebay?

    2. Re:Sellers Are Confused by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      My thoughts have been that these marketplace sellers think they are on EBay and need to get a positive on each and every sale

      Forget the marketplace sellers. Even friggin Amazon itself thinks they're eBay. Worse, they want to be eBay!

  16. I'd Rather Get the Emails Than Not by LeRaldo · · Score: 1

    While I can certainly see the point of view that it can be annoying, I'd rather get the emails than not. Every time I've had an issue with a defective item, being able to respond to the seller's email and either get a refund or a replacement has been quick and easy. They seem almost desperate for you to give them a good review. Going through Amazon itself when a problem arises is a little more tedious. I do think you should be able to opt out if you wish though.

  17. Absolutely my experience as well by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

    This is absolutely what I've been experiencing. About 75% of my Marketplace transactions get a "follow up" email. Usually my failure to respond results in a second email before they give up. If I do leave feedback, and it is anything less than 4/5 or 5/5 for the PRODUCT, I'll get calls on my cell phone (credit card number of record) about 10% of the time. I average around 75-100 small Amazon purchases of a few dollars each during the year (I really hate going out to stores), and so I get at least one or two calls every quarter. Amazon says they are either unable to offer any action or to block only that seller. What really shocked me was when one Marketplace seller called me on behalf of the manufacturer when I complained about the design of a particular TV wall mount, offering me a free one if I'd change the feedback. Amazon needs to get their house in order.

  18. No opt-out? by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Isnt this technically a violation of the (you) CAN-SPAM (whenever you want) Act?

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    1. Re:No opt-out? by gordguide · · Score: 1

      Isnt this technically a violation of the (you) CAN-SPAM (whenever you want) Act?



      I think not. If you have a business relationship with someone (you purchased something and an eMail address was provided somehow), they can eMail you.
  19. yup, amazon does do that by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    they know that they can send you info about your purchases via emailso they also spam you a little, they know they are getting past spam filters, (both software and in the mind/eyes of the users) they are not malicious or evil intent or anything, they just want to sell more stuff, i just delete them, they are using my money to mail me things i like to buy so i dont want them to be annoyed with me,

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  20. Works for me! by mspohr · · Score: 1

    I usually get a single email from Amazon marketplace vendors asking if I am happy with the product and giving a contact if there is a problem.
    On several occasions, I have used this contact to ask questions or report problems and I have found the vendors to be very responsive. I've even had defective products replaced with no hassle on several occasions.
    Most of the time, I don't have a problem or question and I just delete the email. I don't view it as intrusive.
    These days, it seems every contact with any business will generate a follow up email or survey. I tend to view these as good customer relations, not spam. To me, it's only spam if they keep sending me more email with offers to buy more stuff. That rarely happens.
    If you want to experience real spam, just buy something from Bed, Bath and Beyond. You'll get multiple daily emails for all kinds of junk... just don't do it.

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  21. Who's the seller again? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    There appears to be no way to opt out of this email flood, which is odd, given Amazon's self-professed zeal for great customer service.

    Well, when you buy from a Marketplace seller you're not buying from Amazon, so...

  22. My Amazon review for a can opener... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 star... "It works great for opening cans of Spam, because that's what the seller keeps sending me to leave a review." Anyone that sends me email spam automatically gets a 1 star review and warning about spam in the review.

  23. ***** me off by TarpaKungs · · Score: 1

    I am evaluating a well known security scanning package. Found a bug that would be a showstopper for us and have their engineer escalating to the tech team.

    In the meantime, am getting buried in spam from marketing. The last email I sent them was along the lines of "the only thing I want to hear from you is that you've fixed the bug". It is really pissing me off.

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  24. Could be worse... by jxander · · Score: 2

    Overstock is so much worse. It's insane

    I bought one or two things over there a couple months ago, and received a barrage of emails daily. An absolute unmitigated shitstorm of spam. And they came from several different addresses (domains?), and were assigned to several different mailing lists, so marking one as spam and/or unsubscribing wouldn't stop the deluge.

    I think it's mostly under control now, but what a mess that was...

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  25. Ewww by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Amazon Marketplace Shoppers Slam the Spam

    Hey, this is a family website! Take your smut elsewhere, pervert. I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own basement, but I don't wanna hear about it.

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  26. Imagine Grocery Shopping by krelvin · · Score: 1

    I get these all the time and I give them bad reviews every time.

    Imagine going to the grocery store and buying a weeks worth of groceries and after a couple days vendors and mfg's whom you never had any contact with for the groceries you just bought start sending you email to see how the product was, if it worked and to give the (always) a 5 star rating.

    I get enough email as it is, I don't need to be spammed by the companies of the products I buy.

    If a product stands out, I normally leave a product review, if it is something cheap and common many times not. I give more positive reviews than negative ones since if there is something wrong with the product I will have already contact the "vendor" or Amazon about it anyway.

  27. dropped amazon over this mess by WrongWay · · Score: 1

    I completely left the amazon eco-system over this. Loss of convience sucks.. but no more spam for every thing i purchase...

    1. Re:dropped amazon over this mess by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I don't know why others here don't do the same thing. Amazon has lost me over their poorly implemented and run "Marketplace" mess. Newegg is coming very close (I still shop there, but much less than I used to). When I want to deal with sketchy sellers shipping from who-knows-where, I'll go to eBay where at least things seem to be somewhat under control.

  28. Shopping. Email. What did you expect? by buss_error · · Score: 1

    I have many email accounts. Some only for family, some for friends, some for business... and some for spam or folks I'm pretty sure will spam.
    I have one account with aliases that are good for 24 hours, 72 hours, 1 week, then are never used again.
    It's a pain in the neck, but once you've set up mail servers all day long, you get to the point where puppet or salt can set up your server, configure it, and cron maintains the throwaway accounts.

    The biggest issue is family or friends that get hacked, or servers that don't do SPF. DKIM I refuse to use. It does nothing SPF doesn't do (that I care about) and it does break mail lists and legitimately forwarded emails. DKIM is needlessly involved and needlessly breaks things I do care about.

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  29. Use the weapon you have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unsolicited email from vendor after transaction completed = less than positive review
    They ask you to give them a 5 star rating = "I was going to, but now I changed my mind."

  30. 100% of my spam is purchase-related by gordguide · · Score: 1

    I have a host of eMail addresses and aliases ... roughly 10 are in common use. I don't get a lot of spam, because I have never given out or published my eMail addresses willy-nilly ... there were times, ten years ago, when a dozen messages a year were the norm for me, today it's about five messages a week. One eMail address is used exclusively for purchases via PayPal and my two Amazon accounts (I have a US and Canadian account with them) and since I am an electronics hobbyist, there are a fair number of small purchases from Japan, the People's Republic of China (PRC), Hong Kong, and the Republic of China (Taiwan).

    100% of my spam messages are addressed to this same address. I get zero spam to any of my other eMail addresses, which are used regularly.

    My guess is many of these small Asian operators are using bogus or obsolescent versions of Windows to run their operations, and are regularly pwned, and are unaware of the situation themselves.

  31. Some time back. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

    . . . . I had a Marketplace Seller who sent me a request for Feedback for 8 consecutive days.

    I gave them feedback: One Star, titled "Adequate Item, but seller spams for feedback"

    Amazon sent me a nastygram saying my review wasn't "helpful". . .

    Have not left a review for a Marketplace item since, , ,

    1. Re:Some time back. . . by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Amazon has separate feedback mechanisms for the product and the seller. And in the case of the former, they commingle all the product reviews together regardless of the seller. No matter if you buy a roll of tape from Amazon, Bob's Warehouse (fulfilled by Amazon), or Alice's Emporium (self fulfilled), the product review will be listed for all. So Amazon isn't wrong about negative seller feedback in a product review being unhelpful. The problem is that seller feedback isn't very obvious to buyers.

  32. Not My Experience by eepok · · Score: 1

    I get one email asking how packaging or service was. And I ignore it. I don't get repeat emails. What are these people buying?

    FTFA: “I buy literally everything on Amazon, from hangers to batteries,” noted one disgruntled shopper.

    Oh. So "Shoppers" don't "slam the spam". Some extreme Amazon shoppers slam the spam. Gotcha.

  33. Must shop elsewhere, and get nada by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    I live in the same state as Amazon so shop Newegg.com due to the taxes, all of my purchases are through them. I've gotten nothing related to my purchases, and use no filters (other than what Hotmail.com and Gmail.com might provide).

  34. OUTRAGEOUS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is patently outrageous that I receive emails that I didn't request. It is MY email. How dare you sir? First they sent me emails with 25% off coupons to stores I frequent, next they sent me pre-approved notices for credit cards to participate in so called e-commerce, then they dared to ask me if I received the widget I ordered and if I "enjoyed their service." Sir, I did until you violated the sanctity of my inbox to ask me.

    The worst part of this violation is that I can't read the truly important correspondence without first spending the milliseconds, nay seconds, to ignore said email. If only their was a way to ignore, skip, or filter these violations automatically! It's enough to make me long for the days of snail mail when I could be assured to only receive that for which I explicitly asked.

  35. Or use subaddressing by Excelcia · · Score: 1

    Or, better yet, use subaddressing, also known as plus addressing. I use a different subaddress for every merchant site I buy from and keep track of it all in keepass (along with unique random passwords for each). When I start getting spam to that address, I change my address on the site and move on. Some places, like AliExpress, don't allow plus signs in email addresses, so I configured my mail server to also use the underscore as a sub address delimiter. It's a good thing, since AliExpress is particularly bad for this. I'm up to address kurt_ali4 now there. Each time I happen to buy something from a bad apple vendor where I forget to check uncheck the "allow merchant to see email address" box for, I increment my subaddress suffix, redirect the previous one to my spam folder, and the flood of spam abuptly stops.

    So, to summarize, subaddressing + keepass are your friends for dealing with <strike>state-sponsored terrorism</strike> merchant-supported spam.

    1. Re:Or use subaddressing by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Or, better yet, use subaddressing, also known as plus addressing.

      They're on to your trick. I know, because I do that all the time, or try to. One or more of the common javascript packages used in web commerce simply does not accept any non alphanumeric character in the local part of an email address. You cannot enter a "+" and have it accepted.

      Then when you call customer service to report the problem, you wind up talking to someone with no internet messaging knowledge at all, who tells you that a '+' is invalid in email addresses because their website doesn't accept it and they've never seen it used there.

      My bank was one of those when they changed to using Intuit's services. It was pretty funny, getting them to admit that the email address I had been using with them for years was suddenly not valid according to their website, and they were even discussing this "invalid email address" with me BY EMAIL. They accepted education, however, after I sat in the office of the director for online services for half an hour explaining the problem, and their website is now better. It does have the wonderful property of wanting to verify my identity by calling or emailing me every time I log in from a "new" location, and their method of keeping track of old locations routinely forgets I've been logged in from there before.

      Neobits.com, however, remains willfully ignorant. When customer service said "the plus sign is not valid", I explained that it was, indeed, and when no further progress in solving the problem was apparent, I said "you've just lost this order" and hung up.

      When I really need to create a temporary address and the destination won't accept a '+', I create an address in my own domain (usually along the lines of "f**k[insert company name here]@...").

      Perhaps the funniest one is that many years ago I registered for linked-in using "no@example.com", and they actually registered the account and were still listing that address when I went back a couple of months ago. They were telling me when I logged in that one of my addresses was bouncing, and it wasn't until I went deep into the account that I saw they were still trying to send to an example.com address.

  36. Message From Customer Service by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

    Hello, I understand your concern related to the changes you wanted us to make. I have made all the necessary changes to your account. I assure you that you won't face the problem again. I've issued a $5.00 promotional certificate to your Amazon.com account, which will automatically apply the next time you order an eligible item sold and shipped by Amazon.com. The promotional certificate doesn't apply to items offered by other sellers on the Amazon.com website and won't cover the purchase of gift cards, sales tax, gift wrap, or additional shipping costs. On a personal level, I appreciate your patience, cooperation and understanding in this matter. It is our privilege to have you as our valued customer & we want to make sure you are always taken care of. Thanks for your precious and valuable time.We look forward to seeing you soon.

  37. Amazon brought this on themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By making user feedback part of the performance metrics system (eg how often the seller gets the buy box) and by presenting higher reviewed products first in search results Amazon has basically incentivized this behaviour on the part of third party sellers.

  38. there is an UNSUBSCRIBE link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon generates a temporary email address for Marketplace orders. The merchant does not get your actual email address. Almost all of the merchant emails I've received have an unusbscribe link. It'll unsubscribe the generated address, so your address is not revealed. Hasn't been much of a problem lately.

  39. Frustrated by the emails by Cheviot · · Score: 2

    I get a lot of these. I buy used books on Amazon, all at least graded "good" or better. In Amazon's description, Good means the book includes a dust cover. About a quarter of the books I order arrive with no dust cover and they get a one-star review and an explanation why.

    Then the e-mails start. The seller wants to give me a discount to make things right. I explain that I've already wasted as much time on the order as I'm going to and it's well worth whatever discount that they might give me to let people know that they messed up.
    Next up is the full refund offer email. I reply, asking if they even read my email. I explain that they're wasting even more of my time and I'm even less inclined to remove my review now as I was before.
    Occasionally at this point I get the begging email. What can we do to make this right? Let us know and we'll do it. I reply that if I hear from them again, I'll order from them again and give that item a one-star review too.

    That shuts them up.

    1. Re:Frustrated by the emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sell books on Amazon (among other channels), so I feel qualified to offer an explanation...

      Amazon made up their own grading, which does not follow industry standards. According to industry standards, a book in "good" condition may be missing the dust jacket (although this should be noted in the book description). This causes conflicts when real booksellers make sales thru amazon.

      As for spamming you with requests to change your review -that is totally unprofessional. If you contact the seller, asking for them to resolve an issue, then you deserve a reply. If you leave a negative review, an apology and an explanation is due, but an attempt to buy a better review is inappropriate.

    2. Re:Frustrated by the emails by Cheviot · · Score: 1

      I don't know why someone moderated you down. This explanation makes a lot of sense. Thank you for explaining!

  40. Could be worse, could be Craigslist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's gotten horrible out there. Amazon at least provides a way to report fraud. Craigslist..... 80% of all apartment ads are "www.roomsters.com", a subscription service that posts fraudulent, low cost apartments to lure subscribeers to their site. Then they pull an "Ashley Madison", with repeated fake invitations if you fail to show further traffic, and offer bargain basement subscriptions "$10 for one month!!!" that they actually charge $30 for, leave it running, and refuse to cancel the service. The other 20% seems to all be out of state "I can't show you the place, but you can drive by it, and here are some pictures.

    Buy into one of *those*, and the check is sent to a money laundering "mule" who is suckered into "Making $$$ from your own home!!!" ads and wires most of the money to Nigeria. Between these crooks, and Roomster, Craigslist is now useless.

    Amazon at least provides a way to give feedback on specific sellers. Craigslist has *nothing*. That "Prohibited" box on the top only blocks *you* from seeing that ad again, managed with cookies, and doesn't actually stop a single fraudulent posting.

  41. Easy: Two Accounts by kackle · · Score: 1

    This is probably obvious to most of you, but would be a night and day difference for the rest. Just keep two email accounts; one for humans, another for "robots" - and never mix the two. I have done this for at least 9 years. I get about one spam email per month on the ~decade-old human account, with no spam filter! The account that I give to the online stores, etc., is spammed up pretty good, but I don't bother checking it at all unless a purchase is significantly behind delivery. (Disclaimer: I use a non-free email account, one that comes with my [small company] Internet service.)

  42. It's annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is annoying to get unsolicited email begging for product reviews. I will generally review a product when I deem it appropriate.

    When one of these companies sends follow up mail asking how it went, I usually just deleted it (as has been said, I am not looking for a relationship). When the mail asks me to submit a review, though, I will usually do so - and it will be one star, citing the unsolicited begging.

    Until Amazon does something to control this problem, I figure that negative reviews, specifically calling out the problem, are the best way to handle it.

  43. Marketplace shenanigans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I but products on Amazon so I can deal with Amazon. I recently bought something and it included a card from Amazon to contact the 3rd party if there were any issues. I'm sorry, I bought it from Amazon and want to deal with Amazon and not Joe Bob and his garage store.

  44. Prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For purposes of getting the best price, im finding it harder to get a good price on many items on amazon, i can often find it cheaper elsewhere, not to mention the email for reviewing the purchase etc. etc.

  45. The technical fix by TharMonk · · Score: 1
    The fix:

    Every email comes from XXXXXXX@marketplace.amazon.com where XXXXXXX is an anonymized address. No order info comes from an @marketplace.amazon.com address, so this is solely used for anonymized, recorded (by Amazon,) buyer/seller communications. Set a filter to drop all @marketplace.amazon.com mails to "spam" or to "begging" or whatever, and live a carefree life.

    The details, as I understand them (and I am not affiliated with Amazon, plus this may have changed, but this was the experience I had with these emails, so far) :

    Amazon does not share your email address with the sellers. It allows the seller to send a message to a buyer, but anonymizes the process, including your response to the email, and saves a record of the emails. If the seller actually wishes to engage you outside of this system, they have to ask you to mail them at their regular email address, often referencing your order number, rather than replying to the mail they sent through Marketplace, so it's trivial to avoid releasing your email address, if you don't want them to have it.

    I do find it silly when the email arrives before the product, and I normally ignore all of these, in general, no matter when they arrive. Note, however, that if you are looking to get discounted or free products, a friendly reply to one of these, mentioning that you reviewed their product favorably will often result in an offer to give you a free or heavily discounted (80% off) similar product, in exchange for your "fair and unbiased review," which most folks still disclaim in their reviews. To be fair, in those free/discounted sales, they absolutely follow-up like crazy people, begging you to let them know if there is ANY problem. Amazon is a large marketplace, and a lot of small sellers compete... having your product show up with one star less than the same product from another competitor will result in you being lower on the search rankings, and your competitors will eat your lunch.

    I have so far only once given in to the temptation of the fair and unbiased review for a hugely discounted product (I think they charged me $3 for a $21 item, free shipping, of course... they gave me a coupon code to use at checkout, so it was bought through amazon the usual way, but discounted in the final step,) and I actually liked it enough to buy a few more at regular price, later, rather than sticking with the first product I bought from them.

    Also, I've found that any replies to the sellers tends to result in Amazon soliciting you for answers to questions about the product (perhaps this is a coincidence, but it definitely seems to occur much more often on the very few products for which I actually replied,) so, definitely, don't reply if you hate getting random emails. (I use an email address that I consider to be junk-laden already, so I don't stress about extra crap going to that one.)

  46. Simple Solution by jon3k · · Score: 1

    The simple solution is this: anytime you get these unsolicited emails with no way to globally opt-out from Amazon, just go give the product a 1 star review and say: "I will continue to issue 1 star reviews until Amazon allows me to opt-out".

    I've been doing this for a while, sometimes Amazon will come and delete your review and say it's not allowed because it's not about the transaction. That's totally fine. The goal is to make this so burdensome for Amazon that eventually they will allow us to opt-out of these emails. If they receive a few thousand of these reviews a day, eventually policing them will be so expensive in man hours that they will be forced to allow us to opt-out globally and preemptively from these messages.

  47. Asking 4 ratings b4 it even ships! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy the instant emails asking for 5-star ratings and a great review as soon as my card is card and the product isn't close to shipping out yet.

    Would I like to purchase another one? Why not wait until you ship it before asking me?